Legal Weed is a Scam (with Luenell)

Summary

My Momma Told Me — "Legal Weed is a Scam" with Luenell

Podcast: My Momma Told Me
Hosts: Langston Kerman & David Gborie
Guest: Luenell
Date: May 5, 2026
Network: Big Money Players Network & iHeartPodcasts

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode, comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie are joined by iconic comic and actress Luenell to investigate the conspiracy theory: “Legal Weed is a Scam.” The trio explores the potential pitfalls and politics of legalized marijuana, the shifting culture of weed consumption, and the bigger theme of how once-authentic Black spaces and resources become commodified by “the man.” The conversation, per usual, weaves in hilarious tangents covering generation gaps, family, OnlyFans, weed culture, and more, all with the signature warmth and irreverence that defines the show.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Therapy & Black Community (02:11 – 07:20)

• The hosts and Luenell share their experiences with therapy, noting the importance but also the challenges.
• Luenell jokes about attending therapy for abandonment issues, only to have her therapist abandon her.
• Discussion of how generational trauma affects Black men, women, and families.
  • Luenell: “All black men should go to therapy… because we’ve been traumatized as a race, and Black men have been affected the most, which has affected Black women.” (04:14)
• Consensus is reached on the importance of culturally relevant therapy (preferably with Black therapists).

2. On Family, Generational Trauma, and Relationships (03:55 – 07:15)

• Personal stories about failed attempts at family therapy.
• The group debates the awkwardness and trust issues in sharing their innermost secrets with therapists—especially when they’re not of the same racial background.

3. Generational Taboos & Parental Oversight (07:55 – 09:45; 23:12 – 24:35)

• The hosts joke about the era when parents were more involved and the shame or restriction it created.
• Luenell details how her own parenting style is both supportive and unconventional, as well as the modern lack of embarrassment around sex or risque content online.
• Luenell reflects on her OnlyFans days and how her daughter had to navigate that as her child and business partner.

Notable Quotes:

• Luenell: “My daughter and I...some things I’m like, God, don’t they have any parents?...People talk about sucking dicks and everything like this on social media...My daughter was like, 'I don’t think these people give a fuck about that anymore.'” (22:26)

4. Main Conspiracy: "Legal Weed is a Scam" (15:03 – 21:25)

• Luenell lays out the case that legal weed is tainted by government interference and mass production, differing from the “natural” product once part of underground Black culture.
• Concerns about what’s really in dispensary weed (chemicals, pesticides, questionable origins).
  • Luenell: “Everything that we have...naturally grown, herbally—teas, weed, all that has been tainted by 'the man.’...Once it starts being distributed...through the dispensaries...we run a risk of it having been tainted.” (15:35)
• David Gborie and Langston Kerman echo the skepticism, noting “the scam lives in the idea these hands are not all good intentioned hands.” (17:17)

Packaging & Marketing Critique (17:56 – 18:19):

• The shift from simple baggies to branded, flashy packaging is called out for commodifying and sanitizing the culture.
  • Langston: “Why’s it gotta be a cartoon character in a hoodie on the pack?...I bought weed for years in a bag—there was no bells and whistles.”

Cultural Shifts

• Nostalgia for the thrill of illegal weed buys, culture change with dispensaries, and a loss of community connection with local dealers.

Notable Anecdotes:

• Luenell and Langston recall buying weed “matchboxes” on the East Coast; all agree California weed culture is superior (18:42 – 19:13).
• Langston: “I miss getting in a dude named Wedge’s car, having him also try to sell me 30 blue dolphin ecstasy pills...” (18:26)

5. The Weed Economy and Farmer Impact (38:39 – 41:39)

• Legalization’s unintended consequence: hurting small, longtime growers in places like Humboldt County.
• Langston recalls being paid in weed for gigs, noting that rapid weed legalization “Americanized it. We made that shit corporate.” (41:26)
  • Luenell: “Grow your own weed. Or get it from a homeboy in Humboldt County.” (38:39)
• The group laments how legislation—while providing convenience (like delivery apps)—edges out the farming community.

6. Sidebar Tangents & Comic Gold

• Weed Apparatus and Etiquette: From rolling machines to old-school bongs and controversies over blunt use vs. cones.
  • Luenell: “I don’t do any tobacco. I think that taints the weed. I don’t even fool with tobacco people.” (33:08)
• OnlyFans & Online Life: Luenell recounts how she started an OnlyFans, the wild requests received ("pee on my face, shit in my mouth," 24:56), and why she left.
• Naked at Home & Generational Differences: Playful discussion on being nude at home, body confidence, and socialization for kids.

7. Chicken Shortages & the Great Wing Scam (70:41 – 73:15)

• The voicemail segment features a listener (“Edward”) positing that “it ain’t enough chicken for all these Popeyes,” sparking jokes about mutant drumsticks, weirdly large wings, and the “chicken economy.”
  • Memorable moment: Luenell: "Chicken is born to die. Got no future." (76:27)
• The hosts discuss their preferred chicken cuts and bemoan the mystery meat in nuggets.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Therapy:
  • “I went to therapy for abandonment issues, but then my therapist abandoned me.” — Luenell (03:55)
• On Weed Conspiracy:
  • “Legal weed has been possibly, you know...we don’t have a sticker…that says this weed is absolutely organically grown in organic soil.” — Luenell (16:11)
  • “But I’m still going to get some pre-rolls.” — Luenell (17:47)
• On Weed Marketing:
  • “Why’s it gotta be a cartoon character in a hoodie on the pack of the weed?...I bought weed for years in a bag.” — Langston (17:56)
• On OnlyFans:
  • “Look how much we talking. Because I’ll eat some pinto beans and smother your ass.” — Luenell on wild OF requests (25:05)
• On Chickens:
  • “Chicken is born to die. Got no future.” — Luenell (76:27)
• On Commodification:
  • Langston: “We Americanized it. We made that shit corporate. And that sucks.” (41:26)

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Timestamps of Important Segments

• 02:11 – 07:20: Therapy, racism in counseling, generational trauma.
• 15:27 – 21:25: Main conspiracy theory — “Legal weed is a scam.”
• 17:56 – 18:19: Critique on weed product packaging and marketing.
• 18:22 – 19:13: Old-school weed buying stories.
• 23:12 – 24:35: Generational shame; parenting and OnlyFans.
• 38:39 – 41:39: The plight of Humboldt County growers; weed economy changes.
• 70:41 – 73:15: Listener voicemail on the chicken shortage conspiracy.
• 76:27: “Chicken is born to die...” — Luenell’s memorable quip.

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Other Highlights

• Music & Generational Tastes: (45:21 onward) Luenell shares her old-school roots (NWA, Tribe, PE, etc.) and her love for the distinct musical character of earlier hip-hop and R&B eras.
• Radio & Community: Tangent on radio stations, favorite DJs, and the communal vibe of tuning in.
• Black Culture Nostalgia: Throughout, the crew reflects on the sense of loss as once-Black cultural institutions (weed, music, food) become gentrified or commercialized.

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Conclusion

This episode is a masterclass in mixing sharp Black cultural critique with unfiltered fun. The conversation around legal weed is a launching point for larger questions—how much of Black life gets commodified, sanitized, and sold back to the community? Luenell’s presence ensures both hilarity and heart.
As always, it’s a ride—one part truth, one part nostalgia, all parts funny.

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To Experience More

• Follow Luenell: IG: @luenell, heylunell.com
• Write in Your Conspiracies: [e-mail] / Voicemail at 844-LIL-MOMS
• Hosts: @LangstonKerman, @coolguyjokes87
• Watch episodes: YouTube — My Momma Told Me

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(Summary compiled for listeners who want the laughs, lessons, and quotable moments—without the ads, intros, or outros.)

Transcript

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[Langston Kerman]

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[Lunell]

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[David Bori]

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[Langston Kerman]

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[Lunell]

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[Langston Kerman]

I get nervous when my mom likes a clip of this. Oh, she's seen other clips of it.

[Lunell]

She's seen clips and shit.

[Langston Kerman]

You know what I'm saying?

[David Bori]

She has a preference.

[Langston Kerman]

Like, she never likes nothing crazy. It's never like crazy. But like, I'm like, if she saw

[David Bori]

that, she probably saw the crazy she

[Lunell]

saw when I was like, shout out to your mom, hey, mommy, I'll see you next weekend.

[Langston Kerman]

The government growing babies, microchips in your anus. All koala bears are racist. The ozone layer owes me money marshes invented turkey stuffing. Y' all can't tell me nothing, so I creep. Yeah, I just keep it on the down low, cuz no one else is supposed to know. Welcome, little mamas and gentiles alike to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told

[David Bori]

Me, the podcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets of black conspiracy

[Langston Kerman]

theories and we don't work to prove a goddamn thing.

[David Bori]

We're not helping you.

[Langston Kerman]

We got nothing for you.

[David Bori]

Therapy. You should go to therapy. I think we don't, but neither one of us does.

[Langston Kerman]

It might work out for you.

[David Bori]

I have to assume it'd be better for you than whatever we've been putting out.

[Langston Kerman]

I've been therapized. I just couldn't do it for. After a long time, it starts to feel like a scam.

[David Bori]

You didn't fuck with it.

[Langston Kerman]

I did it first.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

You know, got my shit off, cried a couple times and then kept it moving.

[David Bori]

Felt like you didn't need any more cries.

[Langston Kerman]

I cried in this and I was like, I might have to kill this person. I was like, I can't. I can't just be having. You know that.

[David Bori]

Have you been to therapy?

[Lunell]

I did try.

[Langston Kerman]

Ok.

[Lunell]

I went to therapy for abandonment issues, but then my therapist abandoned me.

[Langston Kerman]

Damn.

[Lunell]

Oh, no.

[Langston Kerman]

She broke up with you.

[David Bori]

That's your one weakness.

[Lunell]

It was a he. But I'm glad about you. I think all black men should go to therapy.

[David Bori]

Okay, say more. Say why.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, I like that.

[Lunell]

Because we've been. Because we've been traumatized as a race.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Lunell]

And the black men have been affected the most, which has affected the black women.

[David Bori]

Sure. I, you know, I struggle to disagree with that.

[Lunell]

Yeah, you can really disagree with that. It's been a lot.

[David Bori]

We've been unkind to y', all and I think it's coming from a place of hurt.

[Lunell]

Absolutely. We've been traumatized for, like, years and generationally. Yeah. So I.

[Langston Kerman]

Are you going?

[David Bori]

When I was a kid, the only therapy experience I've ever had when I was a kid, because my dad's house was so tumultuous, we did a one day of family therapy and we showed up and the lady who was the therapist. I shouldn't just call her a lady. The therapist was very much like, you should listen to your mom. That lady was not my mom. That was my stepmom.

[Langston Kerman]

And then you.

[David Bori]

And I was like, I'm never stepping foot in here again.

[Lunell]

Traumatized.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

Like, first, if you don't even know that that's the devil, then.

[Langston Kerman]

Well, first.

[Lunell]

Yeah. They shouldn't. I think you should do family therapy without everybody individually doing it first and then easing into the family therapy for sure.

[Langston Kerman]

Because, like, that's who I'm talking about.

[Lunell]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. This is who I'm in here talking about. I can't get it off with friends.

[Lunell]

Feel like black people should go to black therapists.

[David Bori]

I like that.

[Lunell]

I want you a black therapist.

[Langston Kerman]

I couldn't. I felt like when I was looking for a therapist, I could not give my. I'm not gonna pay money to give my biggest secrets to a white woman. I'm just not. I'm just not going to do that. You understand what I'm saying? Like, I'm just not. That's the opposite of everything.

[Lunell]

The world can't. They can't relate to what we're talking about.

[Langston Kerman]

No, No. I don't like telling them the truth anyway.

[David Bori]

Also. Also, white women are a tricky bunch.

[Langston Kerman]

That's what I'm saying. It's crazy.

[David Bori]

I can't equip you with that kind of power. That's too much.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm gonn. You could send back to me.

[David Bori]

Nah, that's a bad plan for sure, brother. This is mine and I keep it, bro.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm already on the fence when I'm talking to you.

[David Bori]

Don't.

[Langston Kerman]

Like.

[David Bori]

I wasn't sure I was going to

[Lunell]

say this out loud.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. And I'm paying a lot of money.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

I just.

[David Bori]

It's nuts.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. What are you going to say? You.

[David Bori]

No, I'm saying it's. It's a risk already to say it out loud. I'm not saying it to the people who. Who historically do the worst with private information.

[Langston Kerman]

It feels like hustling backwards.

[Lunell]

Yeah. No.

[Langston Kerman]

100.

[David Bori]

It sounds like we're all in agreement. Black men do need therapy.

[Lunell]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

But certainly not at the hands of white women.

[Langston Kerman]

No.

[Lunell]

I think if I'm holding it back, I can't even say this shit. I want.

[Langston Kerman]

No, this is not that space.

[Lunell]

No, no. This is the space. But my white friends won't be able to take it. What I want to say.

[Langston Kerman]

You think they're going to watch this?

[Lunell]

I don't know. They be doing a deep dive into my shit sometime.

[Langston Kerman]

That's fair. That's fair. They're nosy.

[Lunell]

You Know. And that's why we, you know, see, this is the whole issue. You got to protect them, not protect them, but they're so open, super sensitive about shit.

[Langston Kerman]

Right?

[Lunell]

Just like it.

[David Bori]

Anyway, I guess today she cares about her white friends. She wants you guys, she wants you, the white people at home that she loves and cares about, to know that she. That she holds you dear.

[Lunell]

I knew.

[David Bori]

And we hold her dear. This is a phenomenal guest.

[Langston Kerman]

This is a big time.

[David Bori]

This is a big time, big exciting moment.

[Lunell]

I know Billy Dee, but you know Billy Dee.

[Langston Kerman]

That's true.

[David Bori]

That's true.

[Langston Kerman]

I can see you in a Star wars, though. I don't think that's that crazy.

[Lunell]

I don't even do sci fi.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, for real.

[Lunell]

I didn't even see the spaceship take off. I watched it and then I was on a plane and I had to get out. I was in space, literally. Okay. I had to get off the plane right when the spaceship was gonna launch. And I wanna go back. Cause I wanna pull it up. Cause I wanna post it and put the audio to kill Scott Herons when whitey's on the moon. You got to be really black to get that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Bori]

You. You. She's a star of all kinds of stage, of screen, of television, movies, you name it. She's in Hex. She's got a. She is a comedian of 100 notes. We are such a big fan. We're happy she's here. Give it up for Lunell again.

[Langston Kerman]

How did you get here?

[Lunell]

How did I.

[Announcer]

Nobody supposed to be here.

[Lunell]

Well, bitch, I came to. Fuck are we doing that? I'm so excited. Oh, my God. I haven't had a good gang bang in like 25 years.

[Langston Kerman]

Damn, that's a long time.

[Lunell]

I know.

[Langston Kerman]

That's when the towers fell. 25 years, not 20. Yeah, it's 26 right now.

[Lunell]

I just watched a special on that the other day. Got re traumatized all over again.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, it was a tough day.

[David Bori]

It wasn't a good day.

[Langston Kerman]

No, it wasn't a good day.

[David Bori]

That's brave of you to say.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, I'll be the one to come out and say it. You know what happened to I didn't believe it? I remember I got off the bus.

[Lunell]

Oh, you didn't believe what you were seeing?

[Langston Kerman]

No, the first person who told me, I was walking with my friend and this little kid came up and he was like, did you guys hear? Somebody crashed a airplane in the Twin Towers. And he walked off. And I remember telling my friend, I was like, I don't know what the fuck he's talking about. Brian Bailey's an idiot. And then we got to class. You know, it was one of the worst days in our nation's history.

[Lunell]

Yeah, I know exactly where I was. And I was just watching the news and it happened. And then it happened again. Yeah. You know, it was.

[Langston Kerman]

You know, I was.

[David Bori]

I was a freshman in high school, and I did not understand what the Twin Towers were. Cause I lived in Chicago, New York. I ain't been to New York at that point. And so for me, there was, like, a girl crying in class and shit. What the fuck is she crying about? And then until you see it, then we saw it, and you're like, oh, fuck.

[Lunell]

Yeah. The thing I watched the other day was this sort of like a documentary on the photographer who took some pictures of people that were falling or had they jumped. And then, you know, like. Okay. So the residual effect of that is like, every time I get on a plane, I have to touch the fuselage and say, jesus, take the wheel. Because really, two ways to get off a plane. You're gonna walk off, you're gonna get scraped off.

[David Bori]

Okay.

[Lunell]

There's only two ways to get off a plane.

[Langston Kerman]

And then I really fucked up my flying.

[Lunell]

Yeah, yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Flying is flying.

[Lunell]

Yeah. That's why I'm looking out the window. I'm doing all kind of shit. And then also when I be up in high, high buildings, like hotels, and then I look over and I'm like, God, could I jump from here? I fucking jump from this bitch. I think about this shit all the time.

[David Bori]

Do you pick low, low floor because of that, or are you like, no,

[Lunell]

I still want to be up there, But I'm like, could I jump from this bitch? I'm just. I don't know. I don't know. You know, there's a lot of residual effects to that incident that people probably still don't talk about or don't.

[David Bori]

That's fair.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. I'm going to be honest. If a plane hits a building, unless I'm on the bottom five, I'm probably not planning on getting out.

[David Bori]

No, they got me.

[Lunell]

No, if you're on the 92nd floor,

[Langston Kerman]

I ain't got it. I ain't got it. Cardio's not worth it.

[Lunell]

I'm gonna go three floors down and I'm. It's over.

[David Bori]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You win this time.

[Lunell]

Plus, you got smoke inhalation. You got. You know, you're blinded, and then there's the heat.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. I run over to my boss's Office. Tell him what I think of him real quick, and then we're done. We're out of here.

[David Bori]

We've talked about this a few. I don't want to live through whatever that is. I would rather get, like, fully evaporated.

[Lunell]

I have prayed to the Lord that I don't die any kind of violent death. No car crash, no stabbing, no shooting, no fire, no drowning. No. None of that. I don't want my last emotion on earth to be sheer terror.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, let me go out like I came in.

[Lunell]

I just wanna pass out in the bed.

[Langston Kerman]

That's.

[Lunell]

Then they flip the mattress and keep on going.

[David Bori]

Oh, you want them to keep the mattress?

[Lunell]

Well, sentimental reasons.

[Langston Kerman]

No, you can't now. You gotta tell them to get rid of that mattress.

[David Bori]

You gotta tell your daughter.

[Langston Kerman]

Nobody wants. Nobody can sleep on that.

[David Bori]

That's crazy.

[Lunell]

You flip it.

[Langston Kerman]

No, no, no, no, no, no. You gotta make. You don't, because somebody's gonna have a lover, and then they're gonna have to make love on the mattress you died on. That's crazy.

[David Bori]

They're gonna make love on old Lunel juices.

[Langston Kerman]

You can't.

[Lunell]

You slim it.

[Langston Kerman]

But then you gotta flip it again.

[Lunell]

After a while, you gotta flip it back.

[David Bori]

And I do think dead marinates.

[Lunell]

Do you know what I mean?

[David Bori]

I think that's sort of like.

[Langston Kerman]

That's true, too.

[David Bori]

I think that gumbo stays in the bottom. Gumb stays in the bottom.

[Lunell]

Okay. I guess that's. What do they call it? Hazmat.

[Langston Kerman]

I mean, you could. They could. Hey, they could frame it or something.

[Lunell]

No, not as morbid.

[Langston Kerman]

That's morbid. You wanted to spread this.

[Lunell]

My aunt died in a bed, and I think I slept in that motherfucker when I went to Chicago. Remember I told you my aunt and you shouldn't. I think I slept in that bitch. There was no juices.

[Langston Kerman]

I mean, it happens.

[Lunell]

Everybody don't pee when they die. I heard you do, but everybody don't.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm hoping to not.

[David Bori]

I hope I just went to the bathroom before.

[Lunell]

Whatever. I don't want to, like, die and shit on myself.

[David Bori]

No.

[Langston Kerman]

Because I would also like to have a last pee.

[David Bori]

That's nice.

[Lunell]

That.

[Langston Kerman]

Like, if that's the last thing I did standing up before I died. Like just a good long life so

[Lunell]

you can enter heaven.

[Langston Kerman]

I want to come in empty. The kind of people you put your hand on the wall.

[David Bori]

Oh, that's not.

[Lunell]

That's not. I can't do that.

[Langston Kerman]

I know, I know. Try it, though.

[David Bori]

Hit one of these.

[Lunell]

My shoulders ain't even set up like that. I might do one of these.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, that's a good one too, though.

[David Bori]

That's nice.

[Langston Kerman]

That's a good one too.

[David Bori]

Is that the lady version of whatever this is? Getting a little bit of a starter.

[Lunell]

And you got a counter right here. Yeah, doing this.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay, that's good. I'm glad you guys have that, because when I put the hand on the wall, that's like.

[Lunell]

That's the ultimate.

[Langston Kerman]

Sometimes it's about when you put your

[Lunell]

hand on the wall and you're peeing, do you let the dick fly or do you hold the dick?

[Langston Kerman]

Okay, so this is kind of the geography of it. Hand on the wall, sort of like hips back, and I'm holding it pointing in.

[Lunell]

Down. Yeah, down so it don't spray. Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

I got a wife at home.

[Lunell]

You guys got a lot to deal with.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, there's actually not a lot going

[Lunell]

on with that dick.

[David Bori]

No, it's straightforward for our bad, and that makes it a lot easier.

[Langston Kerman]

I don't even know my ph balance straight up.

[David Bori]

I think you're like a six. If I were to.

[Langston Kerman]

You think that.

[Lunell]

Yes.

[Langston Kerman]

When he basically see me drink acidic drinks. Chicken Coke Zero sometimes.

[David Bori]

Lunel, you came to us with a conspiracy theory that I think we're pretty excited to talk about. We have very different stances on this conversation. You said, my mama told me

[Lunell]

legal weed is a scam.

[David Bori]

Tell us everything you know.

[Lunell]

Well, you know, everything that we have. Everything that has naturally grown herbally, teas, weed, you know, all that has been tainted by the man, you know, and natural, organic weed that grows like the Rastas and all that. Okay. But once it starts being distributed, which through the dispensaries, Even though I'm guilty and I go get my pre rolls and I'm gonna get some when I get up out of here.

[Langston Kerman]

Absolutely.

[Lunell]

But I know that we do run a risk of it having been tainted. It's not coming out of the ground. Getting into the thing and coming to us all the time. Maybe sometime. But this is what a conspiracy theory is. My conspiracy theory is that legal weed has been possibly, you know, I mean, what. We don't have a sticker, I think, on the weed that says this weed is absolutely organically grown in organic soil in a greenhouse. Never been touched by any hands other than harvested. We don't have a sticker that says that.

[David Bori]

And the nasty thing with the government is that even if they did put

[Lunell]

a sticker on it, that's a lie, too.

[David Bori]

I ain't believe in you.

[Lunell]

Look at your strawberries. Look at the watermelon with no more black seeds. What's the white seeds? Or what's the seedless watermelon? Yeah, what's a baby? A freak that don't come from a, you know, a sperm.

[David Bori]

Another freak.

[Langston Kerman]

So test tube baby, white seeded watermelon.

[Lunell]

Robin Harris said it first. Test tube baby.

[Langston Kerman]

And I love him for it.

[David Bori]

We cherish those words always here on the podcast. I agree with you. I do think that certainly the scam lives in the idea that these hands are not all good intentioned hands.

[Lunell]

They're doing everything. They are doing everything to kill us. Anyway. What do black people like? They like weed. Let's fuck with the weed so we can get rid of the black people.

[David Bori]

And even the packaging, the coloring, like the ways that they make a product. A product.

[Lunell]

But I'm still going to get some pre rolls.

[Langston Kerman]

No, I'm gonna go get it too. But I do buy weed in packages. That pisses me off all the time.

[David Bori]

Absolutely.

[Lunell]

What do you mean?

[Langston Kerman]

Just like, why's it gotta be a cartoon character in a hoodie on the pack of the weed? You know what I'm saying?

[Lunell]

I can't.

[Langston Kerman]

Just don't put anything on it. Yeah, I bought weed for years in a bag, right? There was no bells and whistles. There was never anything. And I loved it.

[Lunell]

Me too.

[Langston Kerman]

I bought weed in the little bottom of the cigarette cell.

[Lunell]

I left face when it put the cigarettes on. More fun when it's illegal.

[Langston Kerman]

I've been saying that I miss buying drugs. I've been saying that for a long time.

[David Bori]

That's where we probably are.

[Lunell]

You miss buying drugs from the man?

[Langston Kerman]

No, I miss buying drugs. Like I have a joke about it where I'm like, I miss getting in a dude named Wedge's car, having him also try to sell me 30 blue dolphin ecstasy pills. It was like I bought weed in so many crazy places. I used to buy weed from this old man named Andrew.

[Lunell]

Didn't they used to sell back in the east coast? Didn't they used to sell it in mattress? Matchbox, little matchbox. That was before no Match was what? Matchbox.

[David Bori]

Oh, it was a literal matchbox.

[Lunell]

But that was before it got good. That was. We was Acapulco Gold and all that before you.

[David Bori]

If you hand me a matchbox worth of weed, I want my money back.

[Lunell]

Yo. They did it in the East Coast. I'm telling you.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm gonna say this. Nobody's gonna like this. Yeah, I don't really fuck with east coast weed culture. Like that.

[Lunell]

Oh, I'm kind of bougie like that, too.

[Langston Kerman]

Me too. I don't like California, all that shit. They're always like, you know what I don't like about smoking on the East? Putting it out. You ever notice that on the East Coast? Like, you'll smoke with somebody and they'll be like, here, here, here. And then they'll be like, all right, I'm good. And they'll put it out. I'm like, man, I didn't.

[Lunell]

Well, you like to finish it.

[Langston Kerman]

I want to smoke all of. Whatever we're doing.

[Lunell]

I can smoke a joint for a week.

[Langston Kerman]

That's what I'm saying. It's a joint, but I don't have

[Lunell]

to put it out. Good enough. Weed will just go out.

[Langston Kerman]

Or it'll just go out and you put it out.

[Lunell]

Or you have one of them things, you just stick it in there and then. Yeah, like that. Because you're gonna knock the cherry off. And then they're gonna.

[David Bori]

That's the bummer. You're losing. You're losing good product, baby.

[Lunell]

So then there's the bombs and all that stuff.

[Langston Kerman]

But we're already rolling, so we're not worried about being that economic. Right? Like, Right. If I wanted to be economical with my weed, then you gotta get down. Like, if I'm, like, really, like, trying to stretch my.

[David Bori]

You're just lighting it and inhaling directly.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, that's why I've all. And it just.

[Lunell]

It just. That's the mess. That's the best. But then who's walking around with bongs? I don't know. I had an Uber driver in New York. That fool had a bong in the Uber for us.

[David Bori]

What rating did you give him?

[Lunell]

25 stars. Yeah, he was big ups to. Oh, boy, I forgot his name.

[David Bori]

It's okay. He's not listening either.

[Lunell]

No, he not. I promise.

[Langston Kerman]

He actually might be our demographic.

[David Bori]

That's true.

[Langston Kerman]

Uber driver with a bong in there. Uber driver with a bong.

[Lunell]

He was the wildest ever. Ever. We loved him. We requested him.

[Langston Kerman]

Did you get him again?

[Lunell]

Yeah, we got his phone number.

[David Bori]

Okay.

[Lunell]

But of course. I think he's gone to jail now.

[David Bori]

Well, he had to.

[Lunell]

He's not been answering the number the last couple of times.

[David Bori]

Icarus flew too close to the sun.

[Lunell]

To the sun.

[Langston Kerman]

That's what happens to all the good Uber drivers. I love it when somebody lets you cut up in their car. Like, you ever gone to, like, a resort in Mexico? And when they pick you up from the airport, they're like, you could drink in here. Yeah.

[David Bori]

My favorite are the Uber drivers who pretend to be, like, really professional. And then you have the conversation you were already gonna have whether they were there or not. And then you break them.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, yeah.

[David Bori]

Like, where they finally are, like, laughing,

[Lunell]

but are, like, trying to keep it in.

[David Bori]

They're like, trying to be a professional.

[Lunell]

But then that's why I be like, turn up your music. Get on my fucking conversation. I cut them that I'm on. I'm a hoe.

[Langston Kerman]

I'd be like, oh, really? You try to make some more money. I hate it. This only happens in LA to me, but has this ever happened to you? You're in the Uber and they'll turn up the music and they'll be like, hey, you like this song? And you're like, yes, whatever. And I was like, it's me, bro.

[Lunell]

Yeah, I don't like that.

[Langston Kerman]

I hate that you set me up.

[Lunell]

Give me a motherfucking ep. And then are you into Armenian Trap, bro?

[Langston Kerman]

And you're like, come on, man.

[Lunell]

I get in an Uber, I'm a grown ass woman, and you got some young Uber driving. He's playing some shit. Nigga, nigga. I'm like, look, do you see me? Does it seem like I want to hear that from you? I'm a classy lady. Stand that. Yeah, I might play it myself, but I don't want to hear it from.

[Langston Kerman]

Yo, you gotta start the conversation.

[David Bori]

I was about to say, I've seen you hanging out with Bone Thugs. You ain't a sensitive gal.

[Lunell]

I'm not that sensitive, but I do have my, you know, I'm of a certain era and I, you know, do have. Like, my daughter and I were just having this conversation in the waiting room, right? About things that are on the Internet that I think. And some things, I'm like, God, don't they have any parents? You know, like, aren't you mortified that your parents were. You know, like, people talk about sucking dicks and everything like this on social media. And then I'm like, don't you. Aren't you worried that your nasty uncle or some parent is gonna hear you? My daughter was like, I don't think these people give a fuck about that anymore. In a certain demographic. Like, they're not worried about what their parents say or their parents are 40.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Lunell]

You know, like that. And I'm like, she said, I'm a baby boomer, so like, even the content of the stuff that I talk about, not that they follow me, and I don't Think my parents would be on social media, but maybe some of their friends would be and would tell them. You know, I think I would be less open if I did still have parents that I cared about.

[David Bori]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Lunell]

You know, I think I would, but I don't have that. So I talk about. I'm pretty reckless.

[David Bori]

I think with comedy, I've reached a point where I'm like, I'll say whatever, but if it came to a point where, like, my parents saw me doing the crazy thing that I'm saying, I would be so uncomfortable.

[Langston Kerman]

No, that's why I'm glad I don't have, like, a helicopter parent my mom has been to.

[Lunell]

Oh, me?

[Langston Kerman]

Are you a helicopter parent or.

[Lunell]

My daughter's in the other room. You gotta ask her.

[David Bori]

Oh, we thought y' all were in business together. You're like, no, I'm watching daughter.

[Lunell]

We are in business together.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, that's beautiful, though.

[Lunell]

That's my daughter. Yeah. She's had to deal with a lot.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Lunell]

Like, her mom had her onlyfans.

[David Bori]

Okay.

[Langston Kerman]

That would be complicated.

[Lunell]

You don't know if her friends have seen that or paid me, but I didn't have for long.

[Langston Kerman]

When you have an onlyfans, can you not tell who's subscribing?

[Lunell]

I don't have. I just got the money, all right? I didn't look at any of that. I didn't care. I had somebody else monitoring that. All I did was download the cash.

[David Bori]

What got you out of the game?

[Lunell]

Cause you weren't. Yeah, because I wasn't doing it. I didn't. Well, the request got too crazy, and I'm like, look, I'm not really a porn star. I'm not doing that. Okay? It's too much.

[Langston Kerman]

Was it, like, personal stuff? Were they like, say, Jake is a bad man, or was it like, oh, we want you to step on some peanut butter.

[Lunell]

It was like, pee on my face. Shit in my mouth.

[Langston Kerman]

God damn.

[Lunell]

And I'm like, oh, switch off. Goodbye.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, that's fair. That's.

[Lunell]

Yeah. But I was, you know, I was like, look how much we talking. Because I'll eat some pinto beans and smother your ass. Give me $50,000 and your request will be made. Then I finally. It's the devil. And the devil was talking to me. I had to let it go.

[David Bori]

I imagine that's when your daughter was like, okay, we gotta.

[Lunell]

She didn't participate in any of that.

[David Bori]

No, of course not.

[Lunell]

But I had to tell her an

[David Bori]

intervention needed to happen.

[Langston Kerman]

She was like, I've Been going to

[Lunell]

Costco to get these pinto beans. Mom, why do you use so many beans? 40 cans.

[David Bori]

That don't seem right.

[Langston Kerman]

We might as well get you a Goya sponsorship.

[Lunell]

No, it was. It was. If you come see my show. I explained how that all. Okay. Well, I didn't even do it to. I didn't even do it like people. I'm gonna be naked and get money. You know, I was a Savage x Fenty lingerie ambassador for Rihanna. Yeah. Then the campaign was over after two years and I had all these bomb ass photos. Yeah. I'm like, what I'm gonna do with these? These are just in my. In my phone. I'm not gonna just thirst trap them up on Instagram. I'll put them on OnlyFans. And then people conceded beautiful lingerie photos. They could pay me, but then it got a little.

[David Bori]

And then they started asking for that dookie.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Lunell]

Let me see your booty. Ho.

[Langston Kerman]

Sh. I wanted to talk to me. I get it. Yeah. I have a question about Savage Penny.

[Lunell]

Are those.

[Langston Kerman]

Do they really have deals on boxers that cheap? Do you ever get those?

[Lunell]

Absolutely.

[Langston Kerman]

I get the.

[Lunell]

I gotta see the campaign that's on the story when they post them on the stories. Yeah, yeah, they have deals.

[Langston Kerman]

Cause I'm trying to get some fly underwear, but I'm always like, let wifey

[Lunell]

do it for you. Yeah, she let her pick. She the one gotta look at it.

[Langston Kerman]

If I open the door to that, though, if I let her start getting me some Savage Fenty now I'm going to solidcore classes, it's gonna be a lot of other things. Yeah.

[Lunell]

And just try it. Let her.

[Langston Kerman]

I do. I want good underwear, though. I feel like.

[Lunell]

Well, let her pick it.

[Langston Kerman]

I've been thinking about that. My underwear. She gotta wear it sorely. Like, I'll wear it. It's who she has.

[Lunell]

No, I mean, does she know how to pick underwear for you?

[Langston Kerman]

No, we've never done that.

[Lunell]

See, I was married and I don't even know what size pants by. I don't even know how to wear.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, she knows my size. She knows my size.

[Lunell]

I don't know how to do that. 43. I don't. I don't know how to do that.

[Langston Kerman]

She knows my. Oh, that's my night.

[David Bori]

Is the idea of telling my wife, I would like for you to choose my underwear. I don't want that at all.

[Langston Kerman]

That's what I'm saying. It just feels like I'm gonna open a door and then we're gonna. It's gonna Go crazy. Cause like, she. Sometimes she gets me a shirt and I'll wear it, but it is scary. Like, she got me, like, I love you so much. You're the love of my life. You know, it's scary for me to wear a crochet shirt out here. The holes are too big. The holes are too big.

[Lunell]

I'm trying to picture this right now.

[Langston Kerman]

It's not crazy, but it's like.

[David Bori]

No, it's beautiful under there.

[Langston Kerman]

It's right on the line. It's right on the line.

[Lunell]

Beautiful.

[Langston Kerman]

It's right on the line.

[Lunell]

You got a picture? No, no, no, no.

[Langston Kerman]

She would. She would love that.

[David Bori]

And you can just subscribe to David's only fans to see that crochet shirt.

[Langston Kerman]

Just me and shirts.

[Lunell]

I'm uncomfortable in this standing bottomless. Don't forget that.

[Langston Kerman]

In the house. In the house meets out.

[David Bori]

In the house meets out.

[Langston Kerman]

Meets out in the house.

[David Bori]

That's what they.

[Langston Kerman]

Were you guys naked in the house a lot?

[Lunell]

Oh, yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

We gotta get him naked.

[Lunell]

My daughter told me there's a thing, a hashtag like, naked mom. Like, if you are a naked mom, you walk around naked. I do that. Like when I'm home alone. Or if she's there, we're naked. I mean, what the fuck am I hiding from you? I fucking gave birth to you.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, this is you.

[Lunell]

Apparently.

[David Bori]

It's like a big sign of a good socialized kid.

[Lunell]

Yeah, I wouldn't do it in front of my son, but my daughter, like, what am I hiding really, you know, from her?

[Langston Kerman]

My wife is a naked man.

[Lunell]

She's naked all the time. Don't you love it?

[David Bori]

I'm a fan. Yeah, I like it. I'm not joining.

[Langston Kerman]

I want that for you is what she be naked.

[David Bori]

I be having a winter coat on.

[Lunell]

I don't think guys have laces in her.

[Langston Kerman]

Poet. Looking good, girl. You looking good, girl. Damn. Give me my night boots.

[Lunell]

Good night.

[Langston Kerman]

I need my bed timberlace. I do want it for you. But then I guess some people just don't like being naked like that. And I understand that a lot of

[Lunell]

people really hung up on being naked. Like, I don't like. I don't. Okay. My husband, when I had a husband, he passed away. But I don't think that I walk around butt naked in front of, like, boyfriends. Me, if I was built like, you know, Cardi or some shit like that. I don't know, not Cardi, but, you know, like that, then maybe I would be more naked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm not quite Built like. I'm built more like you.

[Langston Kerman]

Yo. If I was built like. If I was built more like a traditional naked guy, it'd be a whole problem.

[Lunell]

You'd be naked all the time.

[David Bori]

You think you'd be like, I would

[Lunell]

like to be naked all the time.

[Langston Kerman]

I think that I would be as close to it. I'd be pretty. I don't mind being.

[Lunell]

I'm naked a lot in hotel windows. Like, I don't close my curtains. Oh. And I'm like, he's way over there, whoever that is with the binoculars. Never gonna get to me. Yeah. And if you wanna see a little chubby bitch be naked putting lotion on, have at it.

[David Bori]

That's cool.

[Lunell]

I do not close my curtains.

[David Bori]

You're treating it like a little tree.

[Langston Kerman]

It's kind of. My favorite part is about staying in a nice hotel in New York is

[Lunell]

being with the cause.

[Langston Kerman]

After a certain level, you will see naked people.

[Lunell]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

And I'm looking every time. Yeah. I'm looking.

[Lunell]

I'm looking, I'm looking.

[David Bori]

We talked about this the other day. A couple. I looked out my window in a hotel in Chicago and saw a couple like. And I.

[Lunell]

Did you watch the.

[David Bori]

I found myself in a feeling of being.

[Langston Kerman]

We're just animals.

[David Bori]

We're animals.

[Langston Kerman]

You're animal.

[Lunell]

What's the technique? Who's doing what? Where'd he put that foot at?

[David Bori]

And I think as long as you

[Lunell]

don't start making it about you, be weird.

[David Bori]

Yeah, as long as you don't get your meat out.

[Lunell]

Back in the day, when you hear somebody fucking in the next room, get the old cut. How else you gonna learn Without a cuff? I wanna know what's what. But the best part is if you see him in the hall the next day. Hi.

[David Bori]

Hey.

[Langston Kerman]

Hi.

[David Bori]

Hey, sir.

[Langston Kerman]

It is fun seeing when your neighbor.

[Lunell]

I didn't work last night.

[Langston Kerman]

Or even if you ever had your neighbor. You've seen your neighbor bring somebody home. And you're like, okay.

[Lunell]

Yeah, okay.

[Langston Kerman]

Stephen 2B. Yeah. You got my number. Yeah. Remember, cause of emergency. I got that package for you. You know what?

[David Bori]

I will take your. Yeah, I will look out for you. I like the way you think. All right, so you believe it to be a scam, but you are still an active participant in this scam. Do you think the scam. What do you think the goals of the scam are ultimately? Are they scamming to hurt us or something less sinister?

[Lunell]

Scamming to hurt us, sure. Scamming to stretch it, make more money.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Lunell]

Scamming because Capital, you know, capitalism.

[David Bori]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Lunell]

And that. I normally don't buy weed in bulk from the dispensary, but I don't roll with these nails and my.

[Langston Kerman]

I got to do that.

[Lunell]

She's a roller, but she doesn't really roll for me. Okay, but my assistant does roll for me.

[David Bori]

Good.

[Lunell]

Because I got a rolling machine from Donnell Rollins that makes it very easy. Drop the buds in here and they go straight in the cone.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, it's not even like the one where you gotta like.

[Lunell]

No, not like that. This is way more modern.

[Langston Kerman]

Damn.

[Lunell]

You just drop the buds in the top, close it like a little blender, and you have the cone sitting up like this and it goes right into the cone.

[David Bori]

Oh, that's nice.

[Langston Kerman]

So you smoke cones?

[Lunell]

Usually, yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

It's like the perfect size.

[Lunell]

Yeah, I don't like blunt. I don't do any tobacco. I don't like blunts. I think that taints the weed. I think you're insane. Why are you smoking tobacco on top of your weed? Tobacco's got tar and nicotine and all that.

[Langston Kerman]

I hate to tell you I'm insane.

[Lunell]

Okay, well, then you.

[Langston Kerman]

Sometimes. Sometimes I just want to smoke a Swisher Platinum. I know it's not good. I know it's not good for me.

[Lunell]

Well, then why.

[Langston Kerman]

I just like the taste of shiny.

[Lunell]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm not saying it's great.

[Lunell]

I smell cones a lot, if you like. Yeah. Good.

[Langston Kerman]

You can't smoke all the weed.

[Lunell]

Yeah. Then why would you like tobacco?

[Langston Kerman]

Well, I think I smoked tobacco for a while and I also.

[Lunell]

Are you a cigar smoker too?

[Langston Kerman]

I was smoking bogeys for a while, but it's also like, I just. The first time I ever smoked weed and got high for real was a blunt. And it's just like.

[Lunell]

So what got you high? The nicotine or the weed? You can't tell.

[Langston Kerman]

Who knows? Maybe it was the excitement from being in that park. I don't know.

[David Bori]

It could have been with his dear friends.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, well, it was a scary neighbor from across the street. It could have been anything.

[Lunell]

That always makes the high a little better. Yeah, yeah, scary neighbor.

[David Bori]

I think you already venture in tobacco products, and so the idea of mixing and matching doesn't scare you.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm with you.

[David Bori]

I prefer weed to just be.

[Lunell]

I don't fool with tobacco. I don't even fool with tobacco people. That's smart. Like, I don't let cigarette smokers in my house.

[Langston Kerman]

That's smart. Don't let em kiss your dog, touch me. Any of that.

[David Bori]

That's how you die early.

[Lunell]

I don't know who they think they're fooling. They go outside 2 inches outside your door to smoke a cigarette. And then when you open the door, it's all coming back in. Plus they come in, wash their hands, sit on your couch. Now they leave now your couch smells like cigarettes. You gotta. You can't hold a baby. Can't do none of that shit. You gotta take a whole shower. Change of course.

[Langston Kerman]

Well, maybe the baby likes the smell.

[Lunell]

It's not appropriate.

[Langston Kerman]

When I was a little kid, I liked the smell of beer.

[Lunell]

Did you?

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

Yeah. Nah, that was.

[Lunell]

Who was drinking the beer. Your mom and n. Everybody.

[Langston Kerman]

We had so many parties in my house. So you just remember people.

[Lunell]

But that's when we could have parties. Yeah. I mean, everybody's drank after their parents out the card table.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, yeah.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

When Bartles and James. It's Rhett. What am I gonna. Bartos and James looked like it was for kids.

[Lunell]

Did you ever have the. They had to outlaw it in Oakland. Did you ever have the dreaded Cisco wine cooler?

[Langston Kerman]

I've seen a Cisco I never had.

[Lunell]

You ain't never had none? No.

[Langston Kerman]

You wouldn't know if it was outlawed in Oakland.

[Lunell]

Yeah. Cause we was going nuts off that shit. He'd be like four bitches getting ready to go out. We all drink one wine cooler. Be fuck. Oh.

[Langston Kerman]

He was like, higher percentage.

[Lunell]

It was just terrible. It was like Night Train in a wine cooler.

[David Bori]

I was probably drinking. I was taking at least a couple sips of a wine cooler a week.

[Lunell]

Yeah, well, a wine. But those was sort of like a teeny forbidden fruit. The wine cooler was like the gateway drug.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, it was. You know, it was also. Cause we.

[Lunell]

I blame bottles and change.

[Langston Kerman]

I blame this on my mom. We didn't have soda in the house. Oh, so what am I gonna do? I don't even have you. You put me. You backed me into this corner. I gotta drink my win out. Yeah, carbonation lady.

[David Bori]

I'm seeing some. Some bubbly red and I'm gonna drink.

[Langston Kerman]

Can you get some Pepsis in here, please?

[Lunell]

Cuz I'm drunk. Getting a habit, right?

[Langston Kerman]

I'm drunk as. I gotta go to school.

[David Bori]

This my third hangover.

[Lunell]

I'm drunk.

[David Bori]

The teachers are noticing.

[Lunell]

I had eggs, bacon and a bottled. And James, before I went to first

[David Bori]

grade, Ms. Doon said I smelled funny.

[Lunell]

What are we doing?

[Langston Kerman]

And I think maybe adults have progressed. I don't feel like there are adults who want to give kids sips like there were when I Was a kid anymore.

[David Bori]

I don't want to get my kids.

[Lunell]

Well, it depends on what nationality you are.

[Langston Kerman]

That's fair.

[Lunell]

I feel like no shame because, you know, I love my Hispanic brothers and sisters.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Lunell]

I think they might be letting them kids get a little sip off.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay.

[Lunell]

Sure. I think so.

[Langston Kerman]

For sure.

[David Bori]

My guess for the community that gives the most sips was gonna be Filipino.

[Langston Kerman]

You think Filipinos are.

[David Bori]

I think they give a lot of sips.

[Announcer]

Well.

[Langston Kerman]

Cause everybody's singing. They're having a good time.

[David Bori]

They have. Short of black people. I think Filipino people have the best barbecues.

[Lunell]

Oh, I love Filipinos. I love. We got Filipinos in my. I love. And they feel nice. They're nice with their jerseys on.

[David Bori]

And they have fun.

[Langston Kerman]

They got Spanish names.

[Lunell]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

They say bees like peas. That's fun. Filipino.

[Lunell]

Filipino.

[Langston Kerman]

Filipino. Filipino. I like it.

[Lunell]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

They're all nurses.

[David Bori]

They have a great time. They have the resources.

[Lunell]

I gotta joke about a Filipino nurse. That's so funny.

[David Bori]

Anyway, they have the resources because they do have, like, you know, the. The folks that make it here, they have some money, and so they throw great barbecues. They have a good time.

[Lunell]

They do. They barbecue like that.

[Langston Kerman]

They like smoking weed.

[Lunell]

Shout out to the Filipinos.

[Langston Kerman]

Always. Always fun, man.

[Lunell]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

So you do see the potential for this being a nefarious thing. A thing that they don't have good intention for us. Before we go to break, I think the ultimate question is, is there anything we can do about this?

[Lunell]

Grow your own weed.

[David Bori]

Okay.

[Lunell]

Or get it from a homeboy in Humboldt County. Their shit is.

[Langston Kerman]

I have some thoughts about that.

[Lunell]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

I used to go up to Humboldt County a lot. God bless it. It is sketchy as hell up there.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Lunell]

When I've been paid. I've been paid in weed and Humboldt before.

[Langston Kerman]

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[Lunell]

You can't.

[David Bori]

For shitting in nobody's mouth, you can't.

[Lunell]

I knew I was oversharing. Oversharing. I did a comedy show, and when I left home, I had some money, but I had a jar of weed like this, bro.

[Langston Kerman]

That's happened to me too, Mia. Do you guys know Ngayo Belam?

[Lunell]

I do.

[Langston Kerman]

So Ngayo took me up.

[Lunell]

Oh, my God. I haven't seen Ngayo in forever.

[Langston Kerman]

He's a great guy. He took me up. Took me up there to feature for him on a run one time.

[Lunell]

Up there with him.

[Langston Kerman]

I bet you were. He's like the mayor up there. They love you.

[Lunell]

Yeah, I think I was.

[Langston Kerman]

I remember I went up there and I came into the room to get my check. And it was like old boy had an envelope and he was like. He gave me my cash and then he was just like jump in the envelope full of weed. And then like.

[Lunell]

And then everybody will give it to you.

[Langston Kerman]

The people there too, they're always bar.

[Lunell]

They'll give you just so much. Weed is so much.

[David Bori]

Is it just a growing culture there

[Langston Kerman]

and that's why they think it's a scam. I was talking to people up there and when got legal it what they had going on.

[Lunell]

Oh yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Because they. A lot of those people, they're just farmers, right?

[Lunell]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

And a lot of their business has been cuz Humboldt got popping in like the 60s or something like that. So they, they've had longstanding business people with that. And then legal weed.

[Lunell]

Then people who are scared to buy illegal weed. But the legal weed you're talking about

[David Bori]

like the fall of the automotive industry. But for

[Langston Kerman]

county, it's White Detroit. It's Hippie Detroit. Hippie Detroit. That's what they got going on up there.

[David Bori]

They're up there falling apart.

[Langston Kerman]

No, cuz I used to go. I used to go up there an awful lot.

[Lunell]

Everybody used to go up there. It started Redding. You know where Redding is?

[Langston Kerman]

I do know where Redding is.

[Lunell]

Started Redding has a casino gig.

[Langston Kerman]

And then you go ar. Eureka. All that, all that, all that.

[Lunell]

You having flashbacks? I'm older than y', all, but I remember. Remember because you.

[Langston Kerman]

It's. It's because it's crazy up there too. It's beautiful. It's really, really pretty.

[Lunell]

It's lush.

[Langston Kerman]

There's nature everywhere. There's a beach.

[Lunell]

Everybody's a hippie, everybody.

[Langston Kerman]

And you're just higher than you ever been. But then you end up in a weird spot sometimes. Like now you're in a house with no furniture and two DJs. You know what I mean?

[David Bori]

But I do. I think ultimately what this all makes me feel because I haven't had the experience, is that I hate that a group of people like this would stop existing. I hate that we would take something away from them.

[Langston Kerman]

Well, we Americanized it. We made that shit corporate.

[David Bori]

And that sucks.

[Lunell]

We didn't do another fucking thing.

[Langston Kerman]

I didn't do it.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Although when it first happened, I was on board. For legal weed.

[Lunell]

I'm bored for legal weed because I have the lovely Ease app.

[Langston Kerman]

Right.

[Lunell]

And I can bring it to my door.

[Langston Kerman]

Are they paying you?

[Lunell]

Not yet.

[David Bori]

Okay.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay.

[Lunell]

But hey, Eaze.

[David Bori]

Shout out to E's.

[Lunell]

Yeah. I mean, I love the street. For me, I was talking to somebody in Texas. And I was like, well, you know, I can get it at the door. Like, you're so fucking lucky. Can't believe it. Cause you know they ain't got no shit like that in Texas. No.

[David Bori]

They can't even turn on porno without telling the government.

[Lunell]

Not in Texas.

[Langston Kerman]

You be in the hotel room having a fit. Yeah, texting, please.

[David Bori]

I'm sick.

[Lunell]

I'm drunk.

[Langston Kerman]

I gotta go to school.

[David Bori]

My wife is 2,000 miles away.

[Lunell]

What do you want from me? Oh my God. Have you ever signed into the porno in a hotel and then forget to sign out and then the next person comes?

[Langston Kerman]

That's my biggest fear. Luna.

[Lunell]

And your partner is still on the fucking tv.

[Langston Kerman]

No, no, no.

[Lunell]

And our housekeepers are not clocking you out of the tv.

[David Bori]

No, they're laughing about it. And they're going back to work.

[Langston Kerman]

They're going to see all my keywords. All that too much shit that ends with a Y, I'll tell you that. Ouch.

[Lunell]

Dangly.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, Booty titties misspelled because I was in a hurry. T I T, T Y s

[David Bori]

a different search. That does get you a very different product when you add all the messes. All right, we need to take a break.

[Langston Kerman]

We?

[David Bori]

This has been so clearly. More lunel. More. My mama told me.

[Langston Kerman]

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[Langston Kerman]

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[Lunell]

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[Langston Kerman]

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[Langston Kerman]

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[Langston Kerman]

We are back with My mama told

[Lunell]

me I created you. Well, God created you, but I help.

[David Bori]

Beautifully said.

[Lunell]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

You familiar with Young Thug?

[Lunell]

My daughter? Yeah. Okay, okay. More of a Stevie Wonder type chick.

[Langston Kerman]

There we go.

[Lunell]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Are you.

[David Bori]

There's no, like, who are your current people? Like when you tap back in of like new artists or anybody. Anybody where you're like, nah, this is what I'm rocking with right now.

[Lunell]

Well, my demographic is all over the place.

[David Bori]

I got it.

[Lunell]

So as far as hip hop goes, I'm old school hip hop pretty much. You know, NWA and motherfucking PE and Tribe and Big Daddy and all that shit.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay.

[Lunell]

That's me. New hip hop. I don't even really know. I just have to listen to it and see if I like it. I don't really know. And then we don't know neither. R and B and shit. Yeah, I can't tell. I don't like all this auto tune and I don't like all this mumble shit. That's fair. You know, I like articulate rappers, you know.

[David Bori]

You know what's funny? We are so far into whatever what, what originally mumble rap was that it doesn't even really exist.

[Langston Kerman]

I don't register anymore.

[Lunell]

I like Chopped and Screwed. Remember that? Chopped and Screwed, Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

That should make me feel like I'm on a spaceship.

[David Bori]

I think that might have been my favorite. Like, whoa, this is crazy era.

[Lunell]

Yeah, I didn't mind that.

[Langston Kerman]

I always thought that I was into that stuff. But like, since I've got the car and I've been driving around, I'm like pretty basic in my taste.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Like when I drive to Monica, it makes me feel like I'm in a movie. Like what's that? Never meant to cause you no baby. And I'm like driving with one hand. I. Bro, I feel like I'm in a film.

[Lunell]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

I just wanna feel okay when she says only one of the things wrong

[Lunell]

in my car in LA cuz I got two houses car my. In my car in LA.

[David Bori]

Hey, don't flex on us too.

[Lunell]

Come on, relax. Rel. 2 ain't a flex.

[David Bori]

You see our humble beginning.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. We came here together.

[Lunell]

I'm in a Subaru, so don't trip. But in my car in la, I listen to K Day. A lot of people don't listen to the radio. They just listen. But I don't mind the commercial. Top Dog guys got me in a chokehold. Do you know that motherfucker? I gotta meet that bitch. He is.

[Langston Kerman]

We gotta have him on the podcast.

[Lunell]

Please have Top Dog. Law. I want to come back.

[Langston Kerman]

Have you heard the new Top Dog shit where he's like, people say you hate my commercials. It's so funny.

[Lunell]

He knows Law got me in a choke off.

[Langston Kerman]

He's so fuck. Because it's like, he's like.

[Lunell]

I had to Google. Didn't you think he was Latino?

[Langston Kerman]

I did, kind of.

[Lunell]

I did, too. But he's a brother. Yes, regular dude.

[Langston Kerman]

That shit is so good.

[Lunell]

So I listen to K Day when I'm riding around. I don't listen to the waves.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, I listen to the wave.

[Lunell]

But I listen to K Day when I'm riding around la. Cause I feel like that, you know what I'm saying? And then when I was in Vegas, I'm in my other car, I listened to shade 45, rock the bell's radio, SiriusXM. Like that.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay.

[Lunell]

Yeah. But you know, hard shit.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Lunell]

I like really weird. Everything in like minor sevenths and shit, you know, I don't like La Dee Da. I like weird chord arrangements in my hip hop. Sort of like.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, my hard shit.

[Lunell]

Like. Yeah. You know.

[David Bori]

I'm gonna potentially introduce some bad news to y'.

[Langston Kerman]

All.

[Lunell]

What is that?

[David Bori]

No, Top Dog fall out. But unless I'm mistaken, if I'm not understanding Top Dog Law, this is the man responsible.

[Lunell]

All right?

[Langston Kerman]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Lunell]

That's not the commercial.

[David Bori]

No, that's not him.

[Langston Kerman]

Give me the guy who does the commercials.

[Lunell]

Okay. He's black.

[Langston Kerman]

That's not him.

[Lunell]

They trying to. What's the conspiracy? That's the conspiracy.

[Langston Kerman]

Top Dog conspiracy.

[Lunell]

They want you to think Top Dog is. Why he not?

[David Bori]

Well, what I'm telling you is, and this is at Least what I' understand is that Top Dog law, the dude who's doing the commercials is not the dude who is the owner of.

[Lunell]

Oh, we know he don't own.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, no, yeah, I don't. I'm not going to. I just love the commercial

[Lunell]

he hit on when I. When I first started hearing him on K Day. Yeah, I was like, this guy sounds like he's in hysterics.

[Langston Kerman]

He sounds like he's far away.

[Lunell]

All my people and. And K. And they're like, who is this motherfucker doing this commercial? Like, girl, we don't know. We just found him. And then later I go, did you find him?

[David Bori]

I found a voiceover guy, an interview that someone did where they're asking him about his work as the Top Dog.

[Lunell]

Love. Show me. Show me the picture.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, I gotta see him.

[Lunell]

It's the brother. What you may not know is the man behind the ad lives right here in Charlotte.

[Langston Kerman]

Our Joe Bruno

[Lunell]

that some recognize throughout the country.

[David Bori]

You hear him?

[Lunell]

Look how they show the white hair on just about. That's my man.

[Langston Kerman]

I love it.

[Lunell]

That's what I do.

[Langston Kerman]

Attention, please.

[Lunell]

Leaving some to wonder, does anybody know how to find old boy? Who he is?

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Lunell]

You never thought it could happen.

[Langston Kerman]

Terrell.

[Lunell]

John Terrell.

[Langston Kerman]

Write his name down. Write his name, Terrell. Write his name down.

[Lunell]

You got it because of anything, but you got it. Everything bad that I went through needed to happen for me to get here. If y' all have Top Dog, if y' all have Top, I'm a. I'm gonna nominate y' all for a Webby or something like that.

[Langston Kerman]

You gotta get something.

[Lunell]

If y' all have Top Dog on top.

[Langston Kerman]

He's the best.

[David Bori]

I like that he's talking exactly like. He sounds like the Eddie Murphy in that documentary. Like, yeah. How did I get here? It was complicated. It was a long journey. But I'm so.

[Langston Kerman]

I like that guy. I like that guy.

[Lunell]

Shout out to Top Dog. Loves the Top Dog.

[Langston Kerman]

Shout out to the radio. I like listening to the radio.

[Lunell]

I do. You know, people don't like the radio. I like the radio. I like the radio because I found out what's going on in town, where the concert's at, when the tickets going on sale. I don't know. I'm just old. Do you like.

[David Bori]

You still use. So you'll hear some shit on the radio and you'll go, like, I gotta go.

[Lunell]

Yeah, I do. I do.

[Langston Kerman]

I like that. It's just nice. Listen, here's how I feel. Like maybe I don't need to be curating all my own music. Maybe I'm not the best at it. Maybe I need to hear what this playlist hitting for on K day.

[Lunell]

I haven't had a playlist that I curated since the ipod.

[Langston Kerman]

See, I don't make playlists either. I don't make them.

[Lunell]

You don't do them.

[Langston Kerman]

I just like, what I'll do is I'll listen to probably a Monica song and then let the songs. They play the similar songs.

[Lunell]

I loved the. They were talking about this on shade 45 yesterday about iPods. Like, would you get an ipod again today? And just let. Put all your shit and just let it go random, you know? That was the best ipod was like.

[Langston Kerman]

It was like. It was so personal too. Like, when someone would look at your ipod, you wanted them to be like, oh, you got that, and you got

[Lunell]

like 10,000 songs on it.

[David Bori]

I used to fuck with Pandemic Pandora.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, yeah.

[Lunell]

Like, I played the song Pandora channels.

[David Bori]

You know what my Pandora thing was, was comedy.

[Langston Kerman]

They were big on comedy.

[Lunell]

A lot of people do that, especially on a road trip.

[David Bori]

You could turn on. I could turn on a comedian I like, and then I could go on a little bit of a wave. And it's nice because it's ebbs and flows. Sometimes it's somebody you love, sometimes it's whack.

[Lunell]

And you can kind of formulate at all. That's. That's good.

[David Bori]

I used to really do comedy on Pandora.

[Lunell]

Okay. Okay.

[David Bori]

And now.

[Lunell]

You ever hear me on there, girl?

[Langston Kerman]

You know, I listen to.

[Lunell]

I got a channel. I got a channel.

[David Bori]

If I didn't, I wouldn't say it here. Yeah, you know, we're big fans of my.

[Lunell]

My top five Pandora channels. Roy Ayers.

[David Bori]

Okay, let's go.

[Lunell]

That is. That is my.

[David Bori]

Can I tell you a funny Roy Ayers story?

[Lunell]

You got a Roy Ayers story?

[David Bori]

Absolutely. I have a Roy Ayres story. Okay, so. So for my birthday one year, me and a bunch of friends went to a Roy Ayer show in New York. This was probably like four years ago in New York. He's at City Winery.

[Lunell]

Okay. I play City Winery in New York.

[David Bori]

Sold that place out. It's a great evening, man. He's old as shit, but he's standing up, he's doing the thing, and then he sits back and his band does a lot now. They really overcompensate.

[Langston Kerman]

That's cool, though.

[Lunell]

Yeah, that's fine.

[Langston Kerman]

But he earned it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Bori]

He gave us hit after hit after hit.

[Lunell]

That's right. Everybody Loves the sunshine Everybody loves the

[David Bori]

sunshine and you better believe he's hitting all the good ones.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Bori]

He's hitting everything you need, the way he's hitting. And his guitar player is again overcompensating, but he's doing a little too much. He's getting out of pocket. And he starts creeping towards the edge of the stage. Ends up doing some kind of little spin move situation. Falls off the stage, classic, onto a person's table. The table explodes.

[Lunell]

Whoa.

[David Bori]

It's everywhere.

[Lunell]

That's the price of the ticket. That's what? The price of the ticket right there.

[Langston Kerman]

This shit.

[Lunell]

Damn.

[Langston Kerman]

It's in ladies laps, cranberry juice all

[David Bori]

over the place and everything else.

[Lunell]

It's everywhere.

[David Bori]

And then the guitar player has to think, get up off of that table, get back in line. And you could watch Roy's face. He's seeing this happen. He's an old man. He watched him do that. He looked him up and down about three times, and then he went and he said, all right, y'. All, that's going to be it for us.

[Lunell]

That's it.

[David Bori]

And they were done.

[Langston Kerman]

Damn.

[Lunell]

That is a great story.

[Langston Kerman]

That is a great story. And, you know, they held his arms

[David Bori]

while Roy threw all the little punches. Punches into his mouth.

[Lunell]

What about the people that were drenched in the ship, though?

[Langston Kerman]

Damn.

[David Bori]

And he had to go out and apologize.

[Lunell]

You right. You gonna do that?

[David Bori]

It could not have been a funnier evening. We were high on mushrooms, watching.

[Lunell]

I got some mushrooms. I brought something with me and I pray.

[David Bori]

I'm scared to see a man fall off a table while you're high on that.

[Lunell]

Yeah, that's the laughter.

[Langston Kerman]

I love going to a show on mushrooms. It was so cool.

[Lunell]

Yeah, it was great.

[David Bori]

Truly one of the better nights I've had in New York.

[Lunell]

I just bet that was. Yeah, that's amazing. So, Royers. Yeah. Earth, Wind and fire.

[David Bori]

Let's go.

[Lunell]

Pandora station.

[David Bori]

Of course.

[Lunell]

Patrice Rushing.

[David Bori]

Okay.

[Lunell]

Patrice Rushing.

[Langston Kerman]

I don't know who that is.

[Lunell]

Didn't you forget me, Matt?

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, now that you remember.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

She went to usc. I do know that.

[Lunell]

She's amazing. What happened?

[Langston Kerman]

My.

[David Bori]

You don't know she exists, but you know what college she goes to.

[Lunell]

Okay, this is.

[Langston Kerman]

I remember that. Okay, I'll tell you the story.

[Lunell]

There's a story.

[Langston Kerman]

I was my best friend growing up. His dad ran track at usc. And his dad would always like. He was just like a college guy, always talking about college. And when the summer that the Will Smith song came out, his. I remember his dad being like, you guys don't even.

[Lunell]

Even. That was Men in Black.

[Langston Kerman]

But he played us the song Forget Me Not.

[Lunell]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

And he was like, I went to college with her.

[Lunell]

Yeah. We all sampled Forget Me Not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then what else? I listened to. I listened to Ice. Ice Cube.

[Langston Kerman]

Ice Cube Radio.

[Lunell]

Yeah, Ice Cube radio.

[David Bori]

Let's go.

[Lunell]

Because then you go LL Cool J radio and Da Brat epmd.

[David Bori]

Okay.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay.

[Lunell]

Stuff like that.

[Langston Kerman]

Who else is on the Brat radio.

[Lunell]

Radio.

[Langston Kerman]

Like, J.D. must come up, right?

[Lunell]

J.D. comes up. Of course. Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Who else would come up on. I'm trying to think. Like, just all so, so deaf stuff.

[Lunell]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Because I remember those so, so Deaf Bass All Star albums.

[David Bori]

So. So Death felt like they were about to be the. The lead ones in town for a long time.

[Lunell]

Leader of the pack. Yeah, so.

[Langston Kerman]

So Death was so cool.

[David Bori]

They had an era where you're like, damn, if you ain't with so so Death. Would you.

[Lunell]

But people be sleeping on Brat, though. But Brat.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, man.

[David Bori]

Chicago.

[Langston Kerman]

Make your neck snap.

[David Bori]

I love.

[Lunell]

I love the Brat, man.

[David Bori]

Bunk.

[Lunell]

The.

[David Bori]

She went crazy for a minute.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. She came out. Remember when she came out sexy? Yeah. In the bikini town with the Tyrese song.

[Lunell]

Titties, brother.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. The br.

[Lunell]

We was like,

[Langston Kerman]

the way.

[David Bori]

My teenage years got complicated after that,

[Lunell]

but we felt the same way about Janet when Janet came on. That's the way love goes.

[David Bori]

I feel the same way about it.

[Lunell]

You know when Janet came out with titties that year? Yeah. On the beach.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh.

[Lunell]

With the air up, I think blonde.

[David Bori]

I just went.

[Lunell]

When I came into Janet, she was already with a poster.

[Langston Kerman]

Remember the poster?

[Lunell]

I'm so much older. Cause I was.

[Langston Kerman]

You know, we didn't have, like, even Rhythm Nation Janet. I'm, like, too little.

[David Bori]

I had to research that.

[Langston Kerman]

Like, the beginning of Janet, to me is, like, heard from a friend today. And she said, you.

[Lunell]

She was already being sexy, by the way.

[David Bori]

She was dancing in jeans in the desert by the time I pulled up

[Langston Kerman]

with, like, a poetry teacher, whatever. That video is where he reaches in her pants and she pulls out the belly chain.

[Lunell]

Yeah. That was a wet dream for a lot of y', all, man.

[David Bori]

The.

[Langston Kerman]

It was an awakening that.

[David Bori]

That liquid metal spilling on her titties and that Busta Rhyme video,

[Langston Kerman]

Liquid got me going early. You know what I was thinking of? How much Idina Howard did.

[Lunell]

Oh, Adina. Because she was naughty girl.

[Langston Kerman]

She was.

[Lunell]

Adina was the. Was the bag. Adina was Trina. Yeah.

[David Bori]

That's what Adina was ahead of her time on it.

[Lunell]

She still is. Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

She's gonna take you around the way on a. Oh, man, I love that song so much. What he said, what he said. I was like, that must be what sex sounds like

[Lunell]

sometimes.

[David Bori]

Sometimes it can be a different sound, too.

[Lunell]

That the era. The hot. The hot girl era. Ye.

[Langston Kerman]

That was really when I was turning on to, I think, Adina Hauer.

[David Bori]

Really, if she would have been in this generation, she would have had a longevity that I think.

[Lunell]

Yeah. She didn't really get the takeoff that she deserved.

[Langston Kerman]

No, she did. I mean, listen, I was watching it. It was one of those songs I enjoyed, but a lot of times my mom was running the car, so I couldn't let her know how much I enjoyed it. But I'd be in the house. I was happy when that video came on.

[Lunell]

Yeah, It.

[David Bori]

It was just too ahead of his. She was showing ankle during this trial. That's your part?

[Lunell]

Yeah, that's my part.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. They had knee pads on in the videos.

[Lunell]

There's a lot going on. There's a lot going on. Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

And then she was cool, though, because there was also. She was in the video, in the car with her friends, just driving around. She was like, I always like the cool lady. When I was young, like, I was a teabo boss guy.

[Lunell]

Oh, yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, you

[Lunell]

liked it? She was hardcore.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, I was. She always was like, I feel like

[Lunell]

everybody loves you so much, you know? Mac 10.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[Lunell]

You know, you can't be no punk. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Nas's wife in a movie. Yeah. But she was like the coolest one. She always seemed like.

[David Bori]

She did seem like the chill.

[Lunell]

No fucks. That's the one you don't with. Yeah, well, I thought that about Left Eye. Barely was Left Eye. Left Eye was the one you don't find.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. Chilli was more fiscally responsible.

[Lunell]

Chili. Oh, chilly. Oh, Chili. Yeah.

[David Bori]

Fiscal conservative, I would say.

[Langston Kerman]

Chili just never seemed like as much fun.

[David Bori]

No, she was sort of like.

[Lunell]

I liked a little tomboy ass and she. I had belly envy. Of course. She had the flatter stomach in the fucking industry.

[Langston Kerman]

She was fine.

[Lunell]

Her and Left Eye.

[David Bori]

Yeah. But I really like that.

[Lunell]

But she's, you know, she's a little. We done found out some things about you.

[David Bori]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

And that's. Time's not kind to everybody.

[David Bori]

No.

[Lunell]

She still look good? No, but it's like a motherfucker.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, yeah.

[Lunell]

It's them donations we've been having.

[David Bori]

Yeah. She's made some unfortunate donation.

[Lunell]

Girl, what are you doing? I think she Ain't been the same since Usher.

[Langston Kerman]

That's who has.

[David Bori]

I think I'll say this.

[Langston Kerman]

Who survived?

[David Bori]

I think if the world did what they did to us via the Usher. That period where we didn't know that Confessions wasn't even about her.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

When we were like, that's the confession.

[Lunell]

Isn't that. Wasn't he confessing to her?

[David Bori]

Well, part of like what he was doing is creating a type of like all the other elements of like the baby. And like all the hyperbolic moments of Confessions aren't true. And so ultimately she was saying like, oh, he's like. Like he's making me the sort of like bad guy or like the victim in this and that this is like a made up. Yeah. That said, I think if the world was screaming at me about like Usher's shenanigans as much as they did with Chili, she. It's going to fuck your brain up a little bit.

[Langston Kerman]

That's fair.

[David Bori]

It's going to make you act.

[Lunell]

She only like white boys.

[David Bori]

I've noticed Joey Lawrence is apparently the.

[Lunell]

Please, don't get much whiter than that. Whoa.

[David Bori]

But littler, because that's a brother.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, that's a little one.

[David Bori]

Well, you know, Matthew Lawrence is the.

[Langston Kerman]

They all look alike. I was. Matthew forgetting the one reference.

[Lunell]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

No, you were correct.

[Langston Kerman]

I was wrong.

[David Bori]

It's Matthew Lawrence. She's dating.

[Lunell]

Do you think that it hurt the tour at all, you think coming to. I don't know. You know, I mean, I think TLC's so big though, you know, I think that when you're in a moment that you're gonna forget about all that shit. Tlc. Motherfucking salt and pepper info. Like we was. I was excited about that. Still excited. But it's got a little.

[Langston Kerman]

But TLC's bigger. Cause I saw Salt and pep at the Alameda County Fair. I did. Did.

[Lunell]

When you hit that county fair circuit.

[Langston Kerman]

I saw it.

[Lunell]

No, but listen, we drove all the

[Langston Kerman]

way Oakland to the fairgrounds. Yeah, I hit a footsie. Woodsy. We saw Push It.

[Lunell]

I got. I got to say, thank God I haven't hit the county fair circuit. No, I don't think I'm going to hit the county fair circuit.

[David Bori]

I. I think. I think to. In their defense, I think careers are long and complicated.

[Langston Kerman]

It was a weird. I think it was a low point.

[Lunell]

But new music and it's fire.

[David Bori]

Oh, you're fucking with the new music.

[Langston Kerman]

Is Salt the one who's not. Who was the one who wasn't with Tretch?

[David Bori]

Salt Pepper Was with.

[Lunell]

No, no. Pep was with Tretch.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Cause when I saw him, the one who wasn't with Tretch.

[Lunell]

That's.

[Langston Kerman]

So she tried to convert a bunch of people. So they did.

[Lunell]

Yes. You did go into a Jesus thing.

[David Bori]

Yes.

[Lunell]

But that's all right. She got a new she. I'm have you pull it up.

[Langston Kerman]

Pull up that new salt. Pull up that new salt.

[Lunell]

Kings and queens. Kings and queens.

[David Bori]

Kings and queens.

[Lunell]

By the.

[Langston Kerman]

They did. Because they did what a man.

[Lunell]

And then went in Vogue from Oakland. Shout out to Oakland.

[Langston Kerman]

They did what a man. This is the Alameda County Fair. They did what a man. And then after what a man, she comes out and she's like, I know another great man who did a lot for me.

[Lunell]

That's okay.

[Langston Kerman]

And then she was like, no, it's not. She was.

[David Bori]

No, it's not.

[Lunell]

Jesus is always.

[David Bori]

You got it.

[Langston Kerman]

And you could tell Pepper was still like. I was. Try getting nasty.

[Lunell]

That's what I'm saying.

[Langston Kerman]

And she was like. She was like, what?

[Lunell]

Has always been the nasty.

[David Bori]

That's what I'm saying.

[Lunell]

You got me hard.

[David Bori]

Don't bring up God after that.

[Lunell]

Well, don't play Kurt Franklin in the club either. I gotta put that beat on Kurt Franklin.

[Langston Kerman]

That's what I say. You knew what you were doing.

[David Bori]

Yeah. He wanted his music there.

[Lunell]

Must have a Kingston.

[David Bori]

Okay, here we go. I think I found it. Cheryl. Cheryl.

[Langston Kerman]

Salt.

[David Bori]

James.

[Lunell]

Yeah. Turn around. I got you.

[David Bori]

I got you.

[Lunell]

The video is fire. She look good, too.

[David Bori]

She do look good.

[Langston Kerman]

All right. If we play anymore, we gotta pay song.

[Lunell]

Okay. Anyway, now, you know, I like that

[David Bori]

she's still rapping like she used to rap.

[Lunell]

Yeah, that's what I wanted. And the video is fire.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, that's what she got.

[Lunell]

She got some good. All right. I like that. Shout out.

[Langston Kerman]

And she turned a lot of hearts to Jesus that day at the Alameda.

[Lunell]

That save souls, people.

[Langston Kerman]

I walked out.

[David Bori]

She saved at least six people.

[Lunell]

You're not really my friend.

[Langston Kerman]

O.J.

[Lunell]

walked out, but you're not really drunk at the fair. That you can't accept Jesus. Yeah. Because you can't get drunk. Cause all the fucking kids and all the food.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, Luna.

[Lunell]

I have to be at the fair. You ought to be at the fair for hours to get really drunk.

[Langston Kerman]

We went to the fair to see Salt and Peppa. We drove all the way from San Francisco, got in a car all the way Alameda.

[Lunell]

That's awesome. That's good. Brother's coming out to see those ladies.

[Langston Kerman]

And I like the footsie. Wootsy though. That too is fun.

[David Bori]

Yeah, but more importantly, you accepted Jesus Christ into your heart that day. No, no, no. I left, okay?

[Langston Kerman]

As soon as she started that.

[Lunell]

The devil.

[Langston Kerman]

As soon as she started that, I was like, whoa, the devil.

[Lunell]

Oh, look at the time.

[Langston Kerman]

I love you.

[Announcer]

So what you say, Satan?

[Lunell]

We got to go.

[David Bori]

All right, we're going to take one

[Lunell]

more break and then.

[David Bori]

And then we're going to do a voicemail together.

[Lunell]

Okay?

[David Bori]

More Lunel. More. My mama told me.

[Langston Kerman]

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[Lunell]

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[David Bori]

Yeah, but I'm not itching to go

[Lunell]

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[David Bori]

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[Langston Kerman]

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[Langston Kerman]

We Are back with more. My mama told you do. I want you but I need that. You understand? I need that. And I suck on your ass like a goddamn neck bone a pig's foot.

[Lunell]

I need that.

[Langston Kerman]

I want that and.

[Lunell]

And, baby, just take a little time and come and.

[Langston Kerman]

And visit Back Beaters University. I introduce you to some you ain't never seen before.

[Lunell]

Okay, do we have his number?

[David Bori]

I tracked your whole emotional journey through that, and I couldn't have been more pleased.

[Lunell]

I was like, well, let me visualize.

[David Bori]

Because there was a moment where you were taken aback. You were like, he's being rude. He's being crass. And then you listened to what the man had to say.

[Lunell]

Was it written all over my face? Oh, wow, I'm busted. I'm busted.

[David Bori]

No, it's okay, Lunel. We get voicemails from our listeners. We're gonna play one now. Feel free to stop it. Engage that at any time. You just yell, stop.

[Lunell]

David, license. How y' all doing? We all right, man, Relax. You know, I was fortunate enough to have my voicemail featured on the show before, man. And I tell you what, I thought my life changed.

[David Bori]

Oh, no.

[Lunell]

Should have been the same, though. That's what's up, man. It was. It was a real cool moment for me, and I appreciate y' all putting my voice on the show, but my theory is it ain't an enough chicken. It ain't enough chicken for everybody, man. Think about all the Popeyes.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay, so this strikes close to home. I think we discussed when there was a wing shortage. I was kind of bugging out.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

And I.

[David Bori]

It was a hard time for you.

[Langston Kerman]

This is a. This is a worry that I have,

[David Bori]

that we're running out of chicken.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. Continue.

[David Bori]

Do you. Do you have.

[Lunell]

Well, I, I, I. If we have all these wings, who's eating the rest of the chicken?

[Langston Kerman]

Well, I'm batting cleanup. We have thigh night.

[Lunell]

I do enjoy thighs.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Lunell]

I do not enjoy breasts.

[David Bori]

You don't like chicken breasts?

[Lunell]

Too much meat. I like bones. I like. I don't like fillets or any of that. Or nuggets or any of that.

[Langston Kerman]

You like meat on my bone?

[Lunell]

I eat my meat on the bone, daddy.

[David Bori]

Now, you know he's a married man, and you know he would do it, so relax. Just relax.

[Lunell]

Okay. Hit playback.

[David Bori]

Hit him.

[Langston Kerman]

Playback.

[Lunell]

I'm just saying I do like.

[David Bori]

I like a chicken breast.

[Langston Kerman]

I don't eat a chicken, man.

[David Bori]

I'm a breast man.

[Lunell]

That's a lot of meat, though. No bones.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, I, I, she fixed it. You don't handle it. You know,

[Lunell]

I take my meat, okay? So I'm from Arkansas, and we eat, you know, all the meat on the bone. We'll chew the grits and stuff like that. My body guy, he don't. He don't eat all the meat off the bone. He just eats the meat in the middle. And I'd be like, you left all that? And he's. You know, I'd be sucking on these bones and shit like that. But I didn't think about that. So are you, like a bone cleaner? Like, do you. You're a best man, so you can eat your meat without the bone?

[David Bori]

Yeah, but I clean the bones.

[Lunell]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

I like to be efficient.

[David Bori]

I'm not leaving. I ain't leaving nothing behind.

[Lunell]

Yeah, but I sort of get where he coming from, though. Yeah, you don't really.

[Langston Kerman]

I mean, we're trying to eat hot dogs. We're trying to eat popsicles. We're trying to clean meat off the bone. We just gotta be able to live. I gotta be outside.

[David Bori]

You don't want to have to think about it.

[Langston Kerman]

Gotta be me.

[Lunell]

But I sort of get it, though. But I sort of get. I mean, I'm a bone cleaner, right? I'm the bone cleaner.

[Langston Kerman]

Once again, I'm married.

[Lunell]

Snap that bitch back together like a dinosaur. But sorry about that.

[David Bori]

I will say that this sort of reminds me a little bit of your conspiracy theory in that you love, like, sort of like, things to be proof that it was a lie.

[Langston Kerman]

I agree with that.

[Lunell]

And the bone is the nuggets. I don't like fillets. That could be anything.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, yeah. And it's like. It's like I'm okay with what I'm doing. I'm okay knowing that I'm eating something that died. Let me know.

[Lunell]

Why is Popeye's wings so much bigger than everybody else's? Not Popeye's. Church's. Why is church's wings so big?

[Langston Kerman]

Wing discrepancy in this country.

[Lunell]

It's a thing. It's a nightmare.

[Langston Kerman]

It's big as the wage gap.

[David Bori]

I'd say it's a real nightmare sometimes.

[Langston Kerman]

You ever go to a place and

[Lunell]

you're like, God, church is chicken, yo. The wings, the drumsticks are like fucking like this, yo.

[Langston Kerman]

I just took. I just took all these kids to go mini golfing the other day at the Castle in Sherman Oaks. You know that?

[David Bori]

I do.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay. You know what I'm talking about. My little cousin got the wings there. Garlic parmesan. It was a drumstick. It was A goddamn.

[Lunell]

I was like, how was that big?

[Langston Kerman]

It was drumstick sized.

[Lunell]

The wing was drumstick sized.

[Langston Kerman]

The wing was drumstick sized.

[Lunell]

I'm on my way. I'm going right now.

[Langston Kerman]

It's actually. It's a pretty good. It's a pretty good deal, too.

[Lunell]

They got.

[Langston Kerman]

It was like $8 a kid.

[Lunell]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

But, you know, that's like a freak bird that they.

[Lunell]

Well, that's, you know, that's why I'm a freak bird. Langston Churches has got some freak birds.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, I believe that.

[Lunell]

I think when the chickens, they went. Look like little pigs, I think.

[Langston Kerman]

I don't know when it happens. Wingstop fell off.

[Lunell]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

But when the chickens get sold, some people have enough money to invest to go like, we take that chicken. That chicken. That chicken.

[Langston Kerman]

You think they're buying them by the head like that?

[David Bori]

I don't. I think they're sorting at least.

[Lunell]

I think.

[Langston Kerman]

Here's all the chickens with big cities.

[David Bori]

Here's a good batch.

[Langston Kerman]

Here's chickens with big wings.

[Lunell]

Yeah. And then they take all the big chickens and send them to the burbs and all the little diseased, fucked up chickens and send them down to Church's chickens.

[Langston Kerman]

Have you ever had, like. Have you ever had, like, a real chick? Like you killed it, plucked it?

[Lunell]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

It's way smaller than all of that shit.

[Lunell]

Well, there's a stewing chicken, there's a frying chicken, and there's, you know, there's different kinds of chicken.

[Langston Kerman]

I told you, I'm married.

[Lunell]

Get over yourself.

[Langston Kerman]

If I wanted you.

[Lunell]

I am.

[Langston Kerman]

I am.

[Lunell]

If I wanted you, I could have you. I mean, let's be clear.

[David Bori]

We should. We should finish this voicemail.

[Lunell]

Hold on, man. I'm Edward, man. It ain't like. Oh, I ain't gonna say it's people in the chicken, but it's probably like some ectoplasmic plastic or something like this. It all can't be real, man. It ain't enough chicken for all these, man. That's what I think. But shout out to y', all, man. More life. It ain't enough chicken for all these.

[Langston Kerman]

Edward, you continue to be an amazing.

[Lunell]

Shout out to Edward.

[Langston Kerman]

He's so good.

[Lunell]

Chicken is born to die. Got no future.

[Langston Kerman]

You can't even fly, bro. You weren't even supposed to be over here. Lucky we gave you some crumbs.

[David Bori]

I don't even think they exist in the wild no more.

[Langston Kerman]

I don't think there's wild chickens anywhere in.

[Lunell]

In Hawaii, though.

[David Bori]

All right.

[Langston Kerman]

Is it really.

[David Bori]

There's a Lot in Hawaii.

[Lunell]

Oh, yeah. Mexicans got wild chickens, but.

[Langston Kerman]

But like chickens that act wild or

[Lunell]

chick chickens in the yard.

[Langston Kerman]

Like chickens that could take care of

[Lunell]

people without chickens, you know, Arkansas, they still got.

[Langston Kerman]

They got chickens that's like domesticated still. I'm talking about like you.

[Lunell]

No, they run around the yard and eat grain off the ground, off the yard.

[Langston Kerman]

But I'm talking about you can't, like, you can't be walking through the woods and want to run across like chickens.

[Lunell]

Don't be in the woods.

[Langston Kerman]

Wild chickens.

[David Bori]

Where would they be at?

[Lunell]

They be in the street.

[David Bori]

Okay.

[Lunell]

Don't you wake up. You live in Sherman Oaks. You wake up, you hear chicken. I don't live in the bushes.

[David Bori]

Just a loose chicken. You got chickens in your yards and shit?

[Lunell]

Sometimes.

[David Bori]

Damn.

[Langston Kerman]

I think you got to keep them loose if you got them. Right? Like if you have chickens, that's a

[David Bori]

nice way to slim.

[Langston Kerman]

Well, no, I'm saying if you have chickens, like for eggs or whatever, you keep a coop and then. Yeah, but the rest of the time they're just walking around around. Right.

[David Bori]

We have a neighbor who has chickens in your neighborhood.

[Langston Kerman]

Your neighborhood.

[Lunell]

Yeah, they're white people.

[David Bori]

They're white white people.

[Langston Kerman]

Your neighborhood's not chicken. His neighbor. It's not chicken neighborhood. I would not say that they've really

[David Bori]

made it a little bit of a neighborhood experience in a way that I think.

[Lunell]

Are they giving eggs to people?

[David Bori]

They're giving eggs to people.

[Langston Kerman]

Can the kids come by?

[David Bori]

They literally hand out chicken tickets for the. The kids to, like, come by. They're. They're a little bit on their pets that lay eggs. Yeah, we. We all get to experience this. And that's.

[Lunell]

That's awesome. That's awesome.

[Langston Kerman]

You start fighting them.

[Lunell]

Oh, no, not chicken fighting. Listen, chicken. Chicken fight.

[David Bori]

I know you don't got a rooster.

[Lunell]

You're already.

[Langston Kerman]

You're already selling tickets.

[Lunell]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's very enterprising.

[Langston Kerman]

That's what I'm saying.

[David Bori]

These are kid chicken tickets. Talking about these adult tickets. Chicken tickets.

[Lunell]

This one's. Oh, he ready to fight and get on the.

[Langston Kerman]

He mad as hell. Anyway.

[David Bori]

He's going to kill somebody eventually.

[Langston Kerman]

That's why they started rooster fighting. Right. Cuz they were going to kill each other fighting.

[Lunell]

Call it what it is, okay.

[Langston Kerman]

This a family program.

[Lunell]

Since when? We believe my only fans conversation.

[Langston Kerman]

That's true. We did start. We came in spicy.

[Lunell]

We came in talking about in the mouth.

[David Bori]

We did.

[Langston Kerman]

And you know what?

[David Bori]

What a beautiful way to. To go out. Linnell. This has Been beautiful. Thank you for doing it.

[Lunell]

And for you, people who want to follow me in the future. Yeah. Tell them where they can see that. I wait for you to say, people who want to follow me in the future, you can follow me on Instagram at Lunell L U e N E L L if you want to go on my website, see if I'm coming to a city near you. That's heylunell.com h e y not h a y as in and they ate. You would feel chickens. H E y L U E N E L L dot com.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Lunell]

And tell me that you heard me on that. Is this my mama told me something.

[David Bori]

Thank you for adding that something on the end of it.

[Langston Kerman]

Come on.

[Lunell]

Top dog Bori.

[Langston Kerman]

What you got cool guy jokes 87 on it. Instagram. Come this comes out May 5th. Yeah, I got a couple Netflixes and joke shows. They'll be up at this point. Oh, okay.

[David Bori]

It's your birthday.

[Langston Kerman]

It's my birthday today. My don't tell comedy set came out yesterday. So, you know, do all that stuff.

[David Bori]

Watch his don't tell. Fuck with his birthday however.

[Langston Kerman]

Fuck with my birthday however you decide.

[David Bori]

You can follow me at Langston Kerman on all social media platforms. You can see me May 6th at the A Legion for the Netflix is a joke festival. You have a. You have shows happening in the festival. Go see Lunel and most importantly, send us your drops, your conspiracy theories. If you want to tell us how big chickens can actually get, send it all to my mama pod gmail dot com. We would love to hear from you.

[Lunell]

Not enough chickens for all these. That's what he said to the line of the night.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, you really got it.

[David Bori]

Give us a call at 844-LIL-MOMS if you want to send us your voicemail. We would love to hear from you. Most importantly, download or subscribe to the patreon and subscribe.

[Lunell]

Oh, you got a patreon. Nice.

[David Bori]

Got a patreon. And we cooking over there.

[Lunell]

That's our.

[Langston Kerman]

You can see me without a beer chicken.

[David Bori]

Yeah, you can see him bare face.

[Langston Kerman]

This a wig,

[Lunell]

not the lace front.

[David Bori]

All right, take care. Bye bye.

[Lunell]

I feel like I just snorted cocaine or something. I'm so excited.

[Langston Kerman]

I never did that before.

[Lunell]

For the record. For the record. For the record,

[David Bori]

My Mama Told Me is a production of Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network and I Heart Podcast,

[Langston Kerman]

created and hosted by Language, co hosted by David Bore, executive produced by Will Ferrell, Hans Sani and Joel Monique, edited and engineered by Justin Comedy music by Nick Chambers Artwork by Dogon Krieger.

[David Bori]

You can now watch episodes of My Mama told me on YouTube, follow at my Mama Told Me and subscribe to our channel.

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[Lunell]

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[David Bori]

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[Lunell]

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[David Bori]

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