Podcast Summary: My Momma Told Me – START THE STEAL TOUR: PORTLAND!

Episode Information:

• Title: START THE STEAL TOUR: PORTLAND!
• Release Date: December 19, 2024
• Hosts: Langston Kerman and David Bore from Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Introduction to Portland Conspiracies

The episode kicks off with the hosts diving into a satirical conspiracy theory surrounding Portland. They humorously debunk the idea that a sunspot on Rasheed Wallace's head is anything other than a birthmark, leading to a broader discussion about the city's dynamics.

• Host: "We finally work to prove that the sunspot on Rasheed Wallace's head is not a birthmark. It's the white poison you put in his body." ([03:15])

Scottie Pippen and Larsa Pippen's Turbulent Relationship

Langston and David navigate the tumultuous relationship between Scottie Pippen and his ex-wife, Larsa Pippen. They mockingly discuss Scottie's lack of financial success compared to his on-court achievements and Larsa's high-profile affair with rapper Future.

• Langston Kerman: "His entire career, he made no money. Then he marries Larsa Pippen, supposed to be the crown jewel." ([05:35])
• Host: "Larsa Pippen then has an affair with the rapper Future. Very public affair." ([06:09])

The Police-Firework Conspiracy in Portland

A significant portion of the episode revolves around the idea that Portland police are clandestinely setting off fireworks to destabilize neighborhoods. The hosts elaborate on this theory with a mix of humor and critical commentary.

• Host: "We like to make sure that the audience gets to be a part of it." ([09:07])
• Langston Kerman: "I truly don't think he was supposed to be raggedy like that." ([03:15])
• Host: "I don't trust fucking police." ([15:44])

Interactive Segment: Hero or Hotep

In this audience participatory game, volunteers are asked to determine whether specific quotes are from a "hero" or a "hotep" (a term referring to certain conspiratorial figures within the black community). The game delves into community perceptions and biases.

• Quote Example:

  • Participant Ade: "I do not support Black Lives Matter. I'm not following one bitch, let alone three gay bitches nowhere." ([26:25])
  • Host: "Very clearly a hotep for you." ([27:10])

• Notable Interaction:

  • Host: "I didn't love it. That's Scottie Pippen's never been light skinned." ([07:58])
  • Langston Kerman: "He doesn't know what's going on with Scottie Pippen?" ([06:33])

Interactive Segment: Uncooning Man

This game challenges participants to "uncoon" a prominent figure within the black community by presenting humorous and exaggerated solutions to their alleged "sellout" behaviors.

• Example Scenario:

  • Host: "Hootie from Hootie and the Blowfish. And yes, we know his name isn't actually Hootie. It's Darius, but he's Hootie to us." ([56:07])
  • Participant: "Referencing 9 11. Who gives a fuck about New York?" ([30:50])

• Notable Reaction:

  • Host: "What you think, Joe?" ([46:04])
  • Participant Joe: "He's super into Gundam." ([47:38])

Interactive Segment: Quid Pro Quo

In the final game of the evening, "Quid Pro Quo," participants are presented with hypothetical scenarios requiring them to weigh the benefits against the costs, reflecting on complex societal issues through a comedic lens.

• Example Scenario:

  • Host: "We completely liberate black men from our deep rooted social and cultural fears around homosexuality. But you find out that once a week, your daddy plays naked basketball with Jamie Foxx." ([82:20])
  • Participant: "I'd be disappointed that it took this long for me to know that for." ([83:11])

• Notable Interaction:

  • Host: "I've been as well. I lick the cherries." ([101:22])
  • Langston Kerman: "He's a cool ass hoe." ([101:26])

Conclusion and Final Remarks

As the tour wraps up in Portland, the hosts express their gratitude to the audience, reflect on the evening's discussions and games, and hint at future content. The episode concludes with light-hearted banter and final interactions with the audience.

• Host: "We have one more game." ([80:05])

• Langston Kerman: "That's it. That's the whole thing." ([77:21])

• Closing Line:

  • Host: "You can now watch episodes of My Mama Told Me on YouTube. Follow at My Mama Told Me and subscribe to our channel." ([110:05])

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

1. On Scottie Pippen's Circumstances:

   • Host: "Scottie Pippen, he's a hero. He's never done anything questionable." ([05:38])

2. On Police Distrust:

   • Langston Kerman: "I don't trust fucking police." ([15:44])

3. During "Hero or Hotep" Game:

   • Participant Ade: "I do not support Black Lives Matter. I'm not following one bitch, let alone three gay bitches nowhere." ([26:25])
   • Host: "Very clearly a hotep for you." ([27:10])

4. On Uncooning Cultural Icons:

   • Host: "Hootie from Hootie and the Blowfish. And yes, we know his name isn't actually Hootie." ([56:07])

5. During "Quid Pro Quo" Game:

   • Host: "We completely liberate black men from our deep rooted social and cultural fears around homosexuality. But you find out that once a week, your daddy plays naked basketball with Jamie Foxx." ([82:20])
   • Participant: "I'd be disappointed that it took this long for me to know that for." ([83:11])

6. Final Audience Interaction:

   • Langston Kerman: "She's allergic to cherries though, right?" ([104:35])

Insights and Conclusions

Throughout the episode, Langston Kerman and David Bore employ sharp wit and satire to explore and critique various conspiracy theories within the black community and broader societal issues. By engaging the audience through interactive games, they encourage listeners to reflect on stereotypes, distrust in institutions, and cultural dynamics, all while maintaining a humorous and provocative tone. The Portland episode serves as both an entertaining and thought-provoking installment in the "Start the Steal Tour," encapsulating the show's mission to dissect and discuss contentious topics through comedy.