The Epstein Files Ruined Conspiracy Theories (with Deante Kyle + Big Ice Cup Kat)

Summary

My Momma Told Me - "The Epstein Files Ruined Conspiracy Theories"

Podcast: My Momma Told Me (Big Money Players Network & iHeartPodcasts)
Hosts: Langston Kerman & David Gborie
Guests: Deonte Kyle & Big Ice Cup Kat
Release Date: March 17, 2026

Episode Overview

This episode digs into how the release of the Epstein files has upended conspiracy culture, especially in Black communities. Comedians Langston Kerman, David Gborie, and their guests Deonte Kyle and Big Ice Cup Kat riff on the cultural fallout, coping with grim truths, and the changed nature of what it means to "believe" in a conspiracy. As always, the banter flows from absurd to insightful, blending humor, cultural critique, and the wildest corners of Black conspiracy thinking.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Problem with "Everything is True Now" (26:22, 43:22, 67:03)

• The crew laments how the Epstein case has "ruined" conspiracy theories by validating so many wild suspicions:
  • Langston (26:22): “The Epstein files ruined everything. Cause there’s no more conspiracies. It’s just all true. And that’s not fun anymore.”
• Conspiracies used to be fun/exciting because there was room for doubt and speculation. Now, many have been confirmed, leading to a sense of disillusionment.
• They joke that the "tip of the iceberg" is already way too much:
  • Langston (67:29): “The tip is a million, bro. Listen, the tip is 1 million. Listen, if the tip of the iceberg is the Epstein files, I'm good. I'm good, son.”

2. Conspiracy Exhaustion and Deflation (67:03, 69:54)

• Once wild conspiracies are proven true, enthusiasts lose steam because fighting against evil feels hopeless:
  • Langston (67:03): “Once it becomes true, it’s like it deflated people.”
  • David (69:23): “There is no solution to any of this shit. And that is a bummer... Now more than ever, it’s like, oh, we just shouldn’t even be over here, bro.”
• “What’s the day after happily ever after?” (67:09) — discussing what people do after their worst suspicions are verified.

3. How the Powers That Be Weaponized the Truth (41:00, 42:15, 43:05)

• The hosts break down how real conspiracies get "dumbed down" or masked in misinformation, keeping the truth hidden and the public confused.
  • David: “They often discredit the specifics ... so people focus on one pizza restaurant, not the broader reality.”
  • Langston: “Ghislaine Maxwell was the moderator on a lot of the servers ... leaking their own info to dumb people ... That’s the way to do it.”

4. Black Community's Relationship to Conspiracies and Injustice (68:19, 69:54)

• The group reflects how Black communities have long noted patterns of abuse—like human trafficking and institutional violence—that are only shocking to mainstream America when white victims are involved (e.g., JonBenét Ramsey).
  • Langston (68:19): “They won the west through human trafficking and child sex trafficking ... they’ve been doing this shit for centuries.”
  • Langston (69:54): When overlooked in Black communities, the exposure of elite wrongdoing is bittersweet: “That’s a very deflating moment.”

5. Comic Relief, Satire & Calling Out the Absurdities

• The show’s signature mix of absurdity and insight relieves the darkness:
  • Dunking on Helen Keller and Stephen Hawking conspiracies (50:06):
    • Langston: “I never believe[d] Hella Keller.”
    • David: “You don’t want to hear what she sounds like.”
• Riffing on Wendy’s, square burgers, and alleged “signals” in fast food branding as part of the larger conspiratorial tapestry (71:15).

6. On Modern Vices & Exploitation: Sports Betting Apps

• Voicemail caller claims sports betting is the new "crack" in the Black community (85:05):
  • Hosts agree, relating it to larger systemic exploitation and refusing gambling offers for show sponsorship.
  • Langston (87:45): “We’ve taken a hard stand against dick pills and gambling on this show. We will not promote either.”

7. Prison Labor, Capitalism, and Divestment (70:14)

• The hosts discuss the use of prison labor as contemporary slave labor—another example of ongoing exploitation, especially impacting Black Americans.
  • Langston (70:14): “Even though people talk about all the robots...they’re also using prison to take jobs too.”
  • They connect this back to the ways America thrives on Black suffering, urging collective divestment.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “The Epstein files ruined everything. Cause there’s no more conspiracies. It’s just all true. And that’s not fun anymore.”
  — Langston (26:34)
• “I believed Pizzagate in the beginning ... Everything lined up.”
  — Langston (40:34)
• “Once it becomes true, it’s like it deflated people.”
  — Langston (67:03)
• “The tip is 1 million. If the tip of the iceberg is the Epstein files, I’m good.”
  — Langston (67:29)
• “It’s not a new play ... they’ve been doing this for centuries to Black children. When it happens to a white girl, suddenly it’s shocking.”
  — Langston (68:41)
• “There is no solution to any of this shit … now more than ever, we just shouldn’t even be over here.”
  — David (69:23)
• “We’ve taken a hard stand against dick pills and gambling on this show. We will not promote either.”
  — Langston (87:45)
• The “cream cheese” story (40:03): a particularly dark moment, provoking disgust and the call for “the guillotine.”

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Lighter / Comic Segments

• Wendy’s Conspiracy Riffs (15:10; 71:15)
  • The hosts joke about the iconic square burger being a conspiratorial “signal.”
  • “You can’t physically smash a square ... metaphor for this entire podcast.” (71:37)
• Stephen Hawking & Helen Keller Bits (46:00; 50:02)
  • “If Stephen Hawking had a regular biological body ... he'd be out here moving like Batman.” (46:44, David)
  • Denying that Helen Keller was real, joking about her having “Paul Bunyan energy” (51:21).

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [26:22] Main thesis: "Epstein files ruined conspiracy theories"
• [40:03] Disturbing detail: the “cream cheese”/infant story
• [43:22] The purpose of misinformation and how “the bad guys” control the narrative
• [67:03] The aftermath of conspiracy validation — deflation and exhaustion
• [68:19] Historical context: Black communities and America's long legacy of exploitation
• [85:05] Listener voicemail & discussion of betting apps
• [87:45] Hard stand against gambling ads on Black media
• [70:14] Prison labor exploitation
• [50:02] Helen Keller discussion
• [71:37] Wendy’s, squares as metaphors for the show’s mission

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Final Thoughts

• The episode’s central theme is how a once outrageous conspiracy world now feels emptied out, both by overexposure and grim validation.
• There is a throughline of Black skepticism and humor as resistance: recognizing that so many abuses were always visible to the marginalized, but only became headlines when experienced by the powerful or the white.
• Hosts use dark comedy, absurd sidebars, and cultural analysis to encourage listeners to stay vigilant, skeptical, and—above all—to find humor amid the darkness.

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For Listeners Who Missed It

This episode is a must-listen for anyone interested in the intersection of Black culture, conspiracy theories, and the real-world consequences when those “theories” turn out to be fact. You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and you’ll come away questioning why anyone would want to know the whole truth anyway.

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Featuring classic ‘My Momma Told Me’ energy: irreverent, insightful, and unflinchingly real.

Transcript

[Langston Kearney]

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[Langston Kearney]

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[David Bore]

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[Langston Kearney]

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[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

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[David Bore]

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[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

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[David Bore]

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[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

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[David Bore]

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[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

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[David Bore]

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[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

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[David Bore]

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[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

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[David Bore]

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[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

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[Langston Kearney]

Well, when he shot him in Nebraska.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

It was such a lovely.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

It was the best part.

[Langston Kearney]

I love great fit, yo. Peanut Butter Avery's. Oh, my God. Peanut butter fit. Oh, my God. White Kango hat, yo. In Omaha, Nebraska. They never had seen. They never seen. Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

First of all, the orange camo.

[Langston Kearney]

Here's the orange camera.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

And you didn't know till he left the strip club.

[Langston Kearney]

I was gunning niggas double, double double dumbles.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Desert Eagles.

[Langston Kearney]

Listen, bro, it doesn't even work like that. Shotgun the out of the club. Through the glass. Through the glass. The nigga got up and started busting at the police. They still got away. Yeah, man.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Omaha hasn't recovered.

[David Bore]

Nah, bro, they were right on the cusp.

[Langston Kearney]

They were right on the it was almost there, almost dead. I'mma tell you what DMX was doing in Omaha. Riding around with his running red lights, smoking weed. Untouchable.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Cops can't touch me.

[Langston Kearney]

Cops can't touch me. Sure he can't eat no books.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Sure he can't eat no when the last.

[Langston Kearney]

When the last time you read a book?

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Microchips in your 80s. All koala bears are racist. The ozone lair owes me money. Marshall's invented turkey stuff. Y' all can't tell me nothing,

[David Bore]

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[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

we dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories, and we are not

[David Bore]

helping a God damn thing.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Don't come over here to learn nothing.

[Langston Kearney]

I ain't got it, brother.

[David Bore]

Net negative.

[Langston Kearney]

Net negative.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Strictly entertainment purposes only. We might stumble into some shit. It was on accident.

[David Bore]

Every once in a while, we do find our way into some real shit. And that was not on purpose. And we regret it every time.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

And quite frankly, we hate it.

[David Bore]

We get mad at each other. I curse him out in the car ride home.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That's not true. That's not true.

[David Bore]

Oh, nigga, you embarrassed us.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

We have a great time in the car. I be asking him what it's like to be a father. It's very productive.

[David Bore]

You saw me with my children.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yo, he was on it. It was beautiful.

[David Bore]

Thanks.

[Langston Kearney]

You're like.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Cause you be. He wants you to think he's a scumbag. So he's like, I'm on the deadbeat dad tour. But then you're in the house. Them kids are happy.

[Langston Kearney]

He got good dad energy.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah, them kids are happy.

[David Bore]

I'll change that.

[Langston Kearney]

Don't worry. Here's the thing. A 20 year post, like 20 years from today, the tell all about his kids, where he's just actual abuse.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

What's gonna happen?

[Langston Kearney]

It's like, langston, nigga, I ain't gonna lie. I call bullshit on these kids. Yeah, smart.

[David Bore]

Bet against bet.

[Langston Kearney]

Bet the other way. I'm going the other way with, I

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

know your kids are happy because they were showing me shit. When you go in the house with happy kids, they'd be like, oh, it says this on my backpack.

[Langston Kearney]

I got this.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

You go in the house with fat

[David Bore]

kids, they don't want to talk about the backpack.

[Langston Kearney]

They don't want to talk about start crawling under.

[David Bore]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Say, is Rick coming back? That's not what it felt like in your house.

[David Bore]

Yeah, okay.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah, they were happy, man.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

They don't know no Ricks.

[Langston Kearney]

No, no, no. You little boys.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Show me. His microphone is beautiful.

[Langston Kearney]

Well, I just.

[David Bore]

Oh, yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

We.

[David Bore]

We.

[Langston Kearney]

No, the Diddy. One Diddy joint with his fan, though.

[David Bore]

We have quite a collection. Yeah, Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

I fuck with it. Yeah, those. Those may be my favorite, too. Especially him. He's the. He's the greatest nigga of all time.

[David Bore]

First of all, I want to say he's a goat. I want to say how much we're grateful that y' all are here.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You didn't tell the people.

[David Bore]

This has been a long time coming.

[Langston Kearney]

It has.

[David Bore]

We could not be more excited that you're here. This is the dream guest.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

That's what we.

[David Bore]

That's what we've been dreaming of sitting down with.

[Langston Kearney]

Call him doctor. Just doc.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Y'.

[Langston Kearney]

All number two. No, listen. I will happily take the vaccine to that.

[David Bore]

That's number one.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Whoa.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

First of all, not only one medical practice scam.

[David Bore]

Two.

[Langston Kearney]

Two.

[David Bore]

He did two.

[Langston Kearney]

He double back. Yeah, he double back. He said, nigga, y' all thought this shit was a girl. You a game. You thought I was fucking around with this practice.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

I wanna see P. I want to examine playing with me.

[Langston Kearney]

I want to examine the pussy. Yeah. I'm trying to be ethical about being a pervert.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Nigga,

[Langston Kearney]

pervert is nuts. He's an ethical pervert.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

It's the best way to be a pervert.

[Langston Kearney]

You know what I'm saying? I'm going through loops and hoops. LLCs, right? I'm a defraud the government so I can see some pussy.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Listen, I'm going to play their game so I can play mine.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Versus impatient man. First of all, they should examine the women who trusted that nigga. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause you're not in the camp of Mohawks.

[David Bore]

Mohawks are crazy. Crazy starting point.

[Langston Kearney]

It's not even a great motherhog. They should have charged the women.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

It's also clearly a little boy.

[Langston Kearney]

I'm a kid. That nigga, first of all, does not like a grown man. Second of all, if he goes bald, I trust him. Bro, he came up bald.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

You cut this all out and you get it. Like the Carl Winslow that came out

[Langston Kearney]

Carl Winslow that sent the trust in the other direction. Back off of it. I'm back off of it. Really? Well, he doesn't have an old enough face. Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Oh, yeah. So it's like young, bald is a badass.

[Langston Kearney]

That's a bloodline curtain. Yeah, yeah.

[David Bore]

Ball.

[Langston Kearney]

No too it.

[David Bore]

Your dad was mean to a witch in a parking lot.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying?

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

They got you. They got your family. You know what I'm saying? Call her a stupid in traffic. I got the license. Yeah, that's cool. I curse you. That's cool. Put a hex on you. You first born Sun Balls at 21. What?

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Hey, for real though. I worry about crossing witches.

[Langston Kearney]

I think you got. You got to be polite to people, man.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

I. I am in general.

[Langston Kearney]

They are strangers at the end of

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

the day, which is people, you know,

[Langston Kearney]

just like the everyday civilians, everyday pedestrians. They really a strange. When you see a witch.

[David Bore]

That's true.

[Langston Kearney]

You don't know. It's the least suspicious.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

I be having feelings sometimes. And that's maybe on me. That's the problem. You be like, she look kind of witchy.

[Langston Kearney]

Or he.

[David Bore]

Oh, you're putting the judgment before.

[Langston Kearney]

Sometimes I like a little. I like a little overt witchiness though.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

A little bit.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, a little. How you feel about.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Okay, how you feel about male witch?

[Langston Kearney]

Not a real thing. No, not a witch. Be a warlock.

[David Bore]

You know what I'm saying?

[Langston Kearney]

Don't co op witching, bruh.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Bro, when have you ever met a man who called himself a warlock that you respected?

[Langston Kearney]

Exactly. Okay. Stay out of women's business now. They got burned at the stake for this. You know what I'm saying?

[David Bore]

Not you.

[Langston Kearney]

Hey, they didn't burn niggas at the stake.

[David Bore]

That's a good.

[Langston Kearney]

They called them geniuses. They called him Leonardo then.

[David Bore]

Are a lot of things we are.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

There was gravity if not witchcraft at first, right?

[Langston Kearney]

Exactly.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

At first. The first time.

[Langston Kearney]

I don't even believe this. Isaac Newton discovered that. I think it was like, why do apples keep falling out the tree? Shut up.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Witch.

[Langston Kearney]

Got real dark. With that mother. That was great. Which.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Two weeks later, there's a paper out of this bitch. He said I was under a tree. I just. I just thought of it.

[Langston Kearney]

Burner. But write it down first. Write it up. Apples falling from a tree. And why kill this bitch? Hang this bitch right now.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Also I'm single now.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, shit. I'm just discovering gravity. I'm back on this bitch who's trying

[David Bore]

to eye suck Newton

[Langston Kearney]

who's trying to. I slap. All right.

[David Bore]

Our guest today. Before they came here, they were actually pretty useful. Guys in the community, they want to

[Langston Kearney]

know something about gravity. Because I'm dropping dick. And bitches also. That's what I'm saying.

[David Bore]

How fast did my balls drop into your mouth, bitch?

[Langston Kearney]

It's an equal opposite reaction of you running your motherfucking mouth, bitch. That goes in motion stays in motion.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

He said, that's Sir. Sir Isaac.

[David Bore]

It was a. Yeah, it was.

[Langston Kearney]

We just discovered was a P backwards,

[David Bore]

but, Riz, you know what I mean?

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Here we go.

[Langston Kearney]

Damn.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Gravity really is fun.

[Langston Kearney]

It is.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

It's fun.

[Langston Kearney]

Well, you know, enough. You can turn it into bullshit.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah, exactly.

[David Bore]

It's fun as long as you don't dig far enough into who people actually are.

[Langston Kearney]

Right?

[David Bore]

It's really fun until you start going like, oh, that's who you were. And then you get sad. But if you just stop at the fun parts, it's really great.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, the Internet has an amazing way of ruining everybody's reputation.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Cause nobody's over here having a good time. That's how I feel about the Internet. Nobody wants to have funny. Well, so they want to be smart.

[Langston Kearney]

This will be the thing. This is what they'll do. It'll be like. It'll be like, man, David Thompson, like, he just.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

He.

[Langston Kearney]

He discovered the fresh, never frozen square patty. Like, that's what Wendy's is first, like. But you know he was beating Wendy, right? I'm sorry.

[Ad Voice]

Yeah, yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

And it's like, come on. He ain't even know Wendy.

[Langston Kearney]

God damn. He gave her a restaurant, bro. He gave her a restaurant. I mean, a couple slaps. A couple slaps. A couple slaps for a franchise.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

I'm not saying this.

[Langston Kearney]

Hey, look. Hey, listen, bro. I'm saying, my nigga, you want that chocolate frost? You want that frosting? Oh, I had.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

I'm not saying it's right. I'm saying he made her a national treasure, my nigga.

[David Bore]

Sometimes we all apologize different.

[Langston Kearney]

You know, it was a different era. It was a different time. They had to bring spicy nuggets back for that. They had to bring them spicy nuggets. That's why I think Dave Dye never had a Baconator ever. That was probably an abomination to him.

[David Bore]

That's true.

[Ad Voice]

I bet.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Because the classics, they weren't going crazy.

[Langston Kearney]

Shorty, a Junior bacon cheeseburger. Yeah, that is enough bacon.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah. They weren't going crazy until we died.

[Langston Kearney]

It's a lot of bacon, though. It's a lot of bacon. They pile bacon on the motherfucker. A Nader. A Nader.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

A Nader's never Good.

[Langston Kearney]

He's never good.

[David Bore]

He wasn't doing all this.

[Langston Kearney]

He wasn't a Nater.

[David Bore]

And when he was alive, Dave Thomas was making regular burger, regular salmon, square business.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Square burger, my nigga.

[Langston Kearney]

We holding it down. You can come in this bitch, get you a fucking salad.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Come on.

[Langston Kearney]

Chili bar, chili bar. Chili potato.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Ain't no liquid cheese in this.

[Langston Kearney]

No liquid cheese, my nigga. Yellow Wendy's.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That's the best.

[Langston Kearney]

Wendy's. That's the best.

[David Bore]

That was like going to a restaurant for a minute.

[Langston Kearney]

Yes, yellow Wendy's was. Yeah, bro, yellow Wendy's with the sunroom. Yes. Yeah, sunroom was. Sunroom. Yellow Wendy's. Different, bro.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

You go in there and reflect.

[Langston Kearney]

Listen, bro, I can't have a bad day. On with these. Join me in the greenhouse.

[David Bore]

Greenhouse, please. Mr. Sally, your burger.

[Langston Kearney]

Get you a little chili on there.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Sharks, I'm glad you're here.

[Langston Kearney]

About to count it out. 12 in the afternoon. You and Mr. Wonderful

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

in Junior Baker, bro, somebody bought. Somebody got an MLM off in a yellow Wendy. 100% sure. 100%.

[Langston Kearney]

Listen, man, fast food was low key.

[David Bore]

A little.

[Langston Kearney]

That was like poor fine dining, bro.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

It used to be nice.

[Langston Kearney]

If I go in a fast food restaurant and see people sitting down, eating, I'm like, what y' all got going on?

[David Bore]

No, we used to look forward to sitting down and eating.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah, that was like a different.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, it was a different thing, actually. It was a seat yourself. So if there is no seats, it's like, damn, that's jumping enough. You kind of don't even want to go in that motherfucker. If I can't come down and sit down, I want to be able to enjoy the meal. I want to read.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

I brought my bell hooks to the Taco Bell.

[Langston Kearney]

The fun fiesta ass mixed with all about love.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Now I'm growing. Now I'm growing as a person.

[Langston Kearney]

Listen, bro, when they dropped that Baja blast, they ain't know what they was unleashing on the streets, bro.

[David Bore]

They went crazy.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That still got me in a hulk, nigga. What they got at zero, too?

[Langston Kearney]

Now, listen.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Zero calorie Baja blah.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. I'm gonna tell you what I'm not going. Zero calories.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

I can't leave the Aspen, because here's the thing. I love a blue drink. And all the blue drinks got the most sugar. So I gotta, like, cut it out.

[David Bore]

Well, blue is objectively just sugar as a drink.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

It's like the most. It's the worst flavor.

[Langston Kearney]

I mean, what naturally makes up blue and. Nothing, nothing, nothing. And I'M aware.

[David Bore]

I'm aware. Cool.

[Langston Kearney]

Blue Gatorade. Come on, son.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

I had never seen a blue raspberry, but in my heart it lived.

[David Bore]

It don't even exist.

[Langston Kearney]

It don't even exist. I saw. For real. Listen, man, this is a very American conversation, and I'm glad we're having it.

[David Bore]

I think so.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Hey, by the way, Europe, you hitting on shit. As far as flavors go.

[Langston Kearney]

First of all, nigga, all them spices. And y' all niggas missed out on the most important one. Chemicals, nigga. Chemicals. Yuck. No one told you life was gonna be this way. Yeah, ye. Exactly, niggas. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Oh, and to your intro, I want to say this. Ski. Little Dee Dee Dee Dee, let's go. No. He was on his goddamn mind. He was on his goddamn mind.

[David Bore]

He was going crazy.

[Langston Kearney]

He was out of his goddamn mind.

[David Bore]

He needed to figure out where he wanted to be.

[Langston Kearney]

So you got your woman at home. Go home.

[David Bore]

Listen, man, he couldn't take it.

[Langston Kearney]

He knew he treated him as bad. But. Oh, how I feel yeah, I wanna lean on you. Can't stop.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That's true, though. He was. That was. That's real art. That's a reflection of what was happening in his life at the time.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Bore]

No, you.

[Langston Kearney]

This is why we wanna get it. This is why we wanna get a real R and B back. Cause N are trying to make cheating seem, like, sexy. Or they trying to act like they don't cheat. And this nigga was like, I'm cheating on this bitch and I'm fucked up about it. And I wanna stop, but I can't.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah, but that's the energy we need.

[Langston Kearney]

Cause she still want me.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That's the energy.

[David Bore]

I feel so bad for her.

[Langston Kearney]

I feel so bad. I can't.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

I really. But you never been in that, where you were like, bitches, I'm really a

[Langston Kearney]

canon event for shorty. Like, this is a canon event for her.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Oh, no. That's like.

[Langston Kearney]

If she don't get over me, she ain't gonna make it up.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

It's women. It's women after this. If she don't get over me, that's where she goes. That's where she goes. That's what I'm doing.

[David Bore]

I gotta help her.

[Langston Kearney]

He already gotta help him in this. He really trying to help her. He really trying to help her de center men, you know?

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

And that's important. Cause, like. Cause cheating was. Because I feel like I grew up in the era of the Best cheating. Like, Usher had me in my room wishing I could cheat on a bitch. Usher had. It looked so. Come on. It looked great. That shit sounded crazy.

[Langston Kearney]

Listen. And the Bridges, they would cheat with. Oh, you mean me. Come on. Yo. I kind of want to.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

He had that little steel guitar that he. I don't think was playing that.

[Langston Kearney]

Leave the one I'm with this. Start a new relationship with you. This is what you do.

[David Bore]

Get your sick.

[Langston Kearney]

Yes.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

I was happy. You were like my best friend.

[Langston Kearney]

My best friend. Now I want to you that way. Oh, shit. Hey, yo, yo.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Usher, Usher.

[David Bore]

Good guy. Either Deonce, Kyle and Big Ice Cup Cat

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

are here. City ball.

[David Bore]

God damn. We're already cooking. This is already good.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh. Shout out to the big head brother,

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Shamar.

[David Bore]

More on both sides of them.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Shamar get knocked down from the spirit every now and again.

[David Bore]

Shamar is willing to make that sacrifice. And that's why we appreciate.

[Langston Kearney]

We bring a lot of Yaku energy in.

[David Bore]

I like, I. I think. I think he is, in a weird way, patron saint of this podcast. And I know he's an evil person. I know he represents the welcoming of white people into the world. We don't like Yaqub, but as far as the conversations we drive towards, they are Yaqubian in their essence.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

I think that's a beautiful. I think that's a beautiful.

[Langston Kearney]

Actually, I'm fucking with that.

[Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

You know what I'm saying? Cause in some ways, us too.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

And I do think what we do over here is possibly the other side of a coin.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. Because all I do is criticize Yakub's creation. Sure. Literally the whole shit. And you're doing the same.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

You do it as well.

[David Bore]

We're doing the same. We just get distracted along the way. We don't really focus the way y' all focus.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah. We get stuck in that Wendy's talk and all that.

[Langston Kearney]

A lot.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. Hey, man. But you know what? You know, this is the opportunity for me to fully humanize what we do.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That's right.

[Langston Kearney]

Cause it's like, I think these are the kind of like, me and this nigga be cracking the fuck up in the clothes. Yeah. Even during the show. But it's like, those are the clips that people was like, man, brother, y', all, they want the guillotine. The guillotine, man. I'm seeing you.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

I'm guillotine.

[Langston Kearney]

You know what I'm saying? This is what I've been telling you. Yeah. Now I'm telling them out loud.

[Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. All Risk. All risk.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Y' all do take on a lot. As far as risk versus reward.

[Langston Kearney]

Not a lot. You know, I don't have to drive trucks full time. Great reward. Probably on. Probably bumping up the list. Like, I would love to see my power rankings in the CIA. Right?

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

You know you're done voting, right?

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Bore]

They're mad at you for sure.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

You go vote no more.

[Langston Kearney]

First of all, like, what are you telling niggas to rock the vote?

[David Bore]

I feel like you and the CIA at this point are water cooler talk.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

You haven't made it all the way to the boss's desk.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

But you are absolutely getting on the nerves of a lot of middle managers at the CIA.

[Langston Kearney]

There's a lot of niggas in cubicles with my picture.

[David Bore]

They're working on the. On the LCA to hand over to their boss.

[Langston Kearney]

It's like, we gotta build a strong enough case. First of all, he gotta say the right thing.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

When he say the right thing, we pushing the goddamn button. Yeah.

[David Bore]

As soon as cats show up on camera, we gonna get.

[Langston Kearney]

As soon as we find out what this thing look like, we just gotta

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

get the second part of his middle name.

[Langston Kearney]

What does the ice cold mean? What is it?

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

What is an ice cup? It's a Coke.

[Langston Kearney]

Whole time nigga drink Hennessy O Ice.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

No, don't say it.

[Langston Kearney]

Don't say. That's not even a real thing.

[David Bore]

You guys came with a conspiracy theory that I cannot imagine is gonna make them any happier with you at the CIA. But you said. My mama told me the Epstein files ruined conspiracy theories.

[Langston Kearney]

And then she said in my ear, go deeper.

[David Bore]

Stay with me now.

[Langston Kearney]

And what hurt me is I was

[David Bore]

already all the way in.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh.

[David Bore]

Yep. Unfortunate.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. Sometimes that can happen. Happen.

[David Bore]

Tell us everything.

[Langston Kearney]

That's why you gota stay in a flex. Yeah, that's the only.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That's really actually great advice. You just. We say that you're not going to learn nothing here, but that was. That was big game. Yeah.

[David Bore]

You got to squeeze your cheeks together from.

[Langston Kearney]

You have to like.

[David Bore]

No, I'm not going to pause and

[Langston Kearney]

I'm not going to apologize. I'm not pausing. I'm. There's a button inside of there, and if you just. Just if you touch it, flex. And you good. Like, she's gonna love it. Not a lot of work on your part. Just basically Kegels. Nigga.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

You know what I'm saying? So practice while you're in the car. Practice Kegels while you're in the Car.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Get your pelvic floor up.

[Langston Kearney]

Get that pelvic floor strong.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That's important.

[Langston Kearney]

You know what I'm saying? It's gonna come in handy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying?

[David Bore]

How about these Epstein files?

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. Well, here's the thing.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

And this is what they do. They distract us.

[David Bore]

They distract us.

[Langston Kearney]

You know what I'm saying? I was sitting here actually, to try to get this.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

You just have to be like, Wendy's ass. And then we be like, oh,

[Langston Kearney]

what's that button called, man?

[David Bore]

Our ops are cool as hell, man.

[Langston Kearney]

No, but look, me and Langston was talking, and it was like, what is the conspiracy that we gonna talk about? And I was like, the Epstein files ruined everything. Cause there's no more conspiracies. It's just all true.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

And that was not fun anymore.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

No, we're about to. I feel like we're very close to finding everything out, you know? Cause he flies no flag above himself, so the closer it gets to him, he's gonna air this everything. Who killed jfk? What's eating Gilbert Grape? Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? It's all coming out.

[Langston Kearney]

Speaking of Gilbert Grape, let's talk about how long Leonardo DiCaprio has been just an amazing actor.

[David Bore]

He really.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

It's like, you really can't say nothing about the quality of the work.

[David Bore]

Yeah, he's.

[Langston Kearney]

He's the white. He found the Epstein, like, he found them. Yeah, he's the white Denzel. You know what?

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

They're both from Mount Vernon, actually.

[Langston Kearney]

Money. Money earning Mount Vernon. Money earning Mount Vernon.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yo, that was Leo's backstory.

[Langston Kearney]

We should have just went with that. I was bought in. I was like, damn. I was like, damn. I was like, damn. That's why I like that nigga.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

No, no, no. That's these people from California.

[Langston Kearney]

California. God damn. He not even money earning Mount Vernon. I got some, Albert. Fuck that. This niggas played a anarchist in the last film.

[David Bore]

Yeah, but, man, you can go back and watch what's eating Gilbert Graydman? He's still.

[Langston Kearney]

He's killing it.

[David Bore]

He's killing it. Like there's no. You know, they every year are trying to call people forward for accountability of, like, projects that they did.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Nobody ever got mad at him for that.

[David Bore]

Poke a hole in.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, he was locked in. Him. Him. Billy Bob with the sling blade. I mean, listen, Brad, Them French fried daters,

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

he was that.

[Langston Kearney]

You felt it. I'm gonna tell you something. Mid 90s being disabled on cam. That was they shit. My people Was really trying to get that in, like, you know, we need to talk about niggas with disabilities more. We ain't gonna put one the of them on camera.

[David Bore]

No, that be crazy.

[Langston Kearney]

That'd be nuts.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

We gotta hire a handler.

[Langston Kearney]

We gotta have our handler.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Everybody got handlers. I don't mean like John Kennedy and handle this.

[Langston Kearney]

I mean, we got 20, 26 disabilities. Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That we were talking about in the car. Come on, man.

[David Bore]

I don't believe it for one second. I don't. But I. I do believe that Tourette's is a very real thing. I do believe that ple suffer from it every day. I do not believe that man yelling n in the middle of them talking had anything to do with that.

[Langston Kearney]

At the silence.

[David Bore]

He knew it.

[Langston Kearney]

He knew it.

[David Bore]

He felt it.

[Langston Kearney]

He felt the silence also. Like he didn't call a white woman a nigger. Now, if he would have did that.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Hey, listen, you got some ground to stand on. And also hilarious.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That would have been maybe the funniest thing he could have done.

[Langston Kearney]

We would have never listen. If he had called a white woman a nigger, we would have never known about that other shit. It would have just been like, this white woman can't believe.

[David Bore]

See Cate Blanchett.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

And.

[Langston Kearney]

You know, the thing is, it was too visceral. Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

It came from heart.

[Langston Kearney]

It like, it wasn't like, first of all, this is a pre recorded show and them niggas edited out Free Palestine. You could have. You know how many soundtracks you got? You got tracks.

[David Bore]

That is crazy.

[Langston Kearney]

First of all, this is a historical night for black directors. Yes. And that film. And you know what? At the end of the day, we gotta let a disabled nigga call you nigger.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That's the only way you're gonna get it off. We'll get you your little.

[Langston Kearney]

We'll get you the shame, bruh.

[David Bore]

Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo couldn't have handled it more gracefully either.

[Langston Kearney]

Of course.

[David Bore]

Because he said it in the pocket.

[Langston Kearney]

Right.

[David Bore]

Like it was in between them talking. And then Delroy Lindo just went to his job. Michael B. Jordan flinched a little bit.

[Langston Kearney]

And then they just kept pushing, you know what I'm saying?

[David Bore]

So you could have edited that out.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. Black people have to constantly be okay with like, we always gotta play it cool.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah, yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

But like, here's the thing. It was a lot of white people saying that Will Smith had them scared for their life because he slapped Chris Rock. First of all, he went up there and slapped another. If he went out there and slapped Tom Cruz. Yeah, now we talking news, baby.

[David Bore]

Tom Cruz ain't gonna eat that, though, huh? Tom Cruz gonna slap him back. He gonna climb Will Smith.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That's the battle.

[Langston Kearney]

I would love to see the Tom Cruise. But then they get a triangle choke. Because I believe it.

[David Bore]

It's gonna be like them Ewoks in Star Wars.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That would be harder on my childhood. It would have to be Jack Black, because that would be harder on my childhood than the downfall of the Fresh Prince has been. Like, had Tom Cruise beat up Will Smith, I would really.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay, here's the thing. It would shatter my whole. Ever since. Ever since they made the AI video of Will Smith eating spaghetti, his career has been on down. Damn.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Cause that spaghetti video sucks.

[Langston Kearney]

It was weird.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

I don't like.

[Langston Kearney]

It basically put him in a. It put him in a. It put him in a frequency that he can't control.

[David Bore]

Now, do you think based off of that, that he consented to that in some way? Like, was this spaghetti video sort of his downfall? Because he. He played along, or maybe he refused to play along, and they. They then were like, all right, we're just gonna tank your shit.

[Langston Kearney]

I don't think he knew what he. It was agreeing to, right?

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

It was early AI. We didn't.

[Langston Kearney]

It's the thing. This is what I tell niggas all the time. They put Charlie Kirk in digital purgatory. Yeah, they did that with Will. He signed his. That was like. He sold his digital soul.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Damn.

[David Bore]

So he didn't even know what he had signed up for. Drove him crazy.

[Langston Kearney]

The more that he was working, the more he was developing the digital world, the more his physical world started falling apart.

[David Bore]

Yeah, that Instagram.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Even though he's an action star, his

[David Bore]

life got real bizarre once he got famous on Instagram. It really.

[Langston Kearney]

David. David, shut the fuck up.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

He was just gonna let it ride.

[Langston Kearney]

I'm too used to it. No, because I can't deal with that shit. Even though I'm an action star. I hate that. Yo.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Honestly, it was the worst thing he did, bro.

[Langston Kearney]

Listen, bro.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Cause he wrote Summertime, you can't.

[Langston Kearney]

And then die.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

It like, boom. Shake the room and shit.

[Langston Kearney]

Niggas always talking about, wow. Like, oh, if I had a time machine. I mean, if I had a time machine. Soon as the beat drop, I'm shooting him with a sniper rifle. Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

For the good of humanity.

[Langston Kearney]

For the good of humanity and his legacy. Yeah, we can. And also, when you get assassinated, nobody. We can't bring up your dirty Ds. It's almost like we don't talk about

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

the slap anymore if he gets well,

[Langston Kearney]

because it's like, that's.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

This is the spiciest shit we've talked about here.

[Langston Kearney]

This is the thing though. This is the thing about assassination, though. This thing about assassination. Here's the thing about assassination. My nigga.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

This is dangerous.

[Langston Kearney]

It kind of wipes your slate clean.

[David Bore]

I mean, I think it really.

[Langston Kearney]

We only want to talk about the highlights now.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That's a good point.

[Langston Kearney]

You can't talk about the low lights of a nigga that got assassinated.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That's a good point.

[David Bore]

It really.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Which is like. In that it might be a good exit strategy.

[David Bore]

It really took a long time.

[Langston Kearney]

If we get too big.

[David Bore]

It took a long time before they brought up any of MLK's dirt.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Because it was assassin. It bought him 50 years, bro.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

And that's good enough for the next generation of your family. Get. And like, if I can put it. Let's say

[Langston Kearney]

we get a lot of money.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

I'm saying 50 years post my business, my family. I got generational wealth. My family can take that 50 years post my death before they found out whatever it was I was into 50

[Langston Kearney]

years of getting money.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That's what I'm saying. Now you lock it in. Now we're. Now we're an institute. Now we're the Kennedys.

[Langston Kearney]

Come on, The Kings.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Come on.

[Langston Kearney]

You can't just. A King. That's.

[Ad Voice]

Bro.

[David Bore]

Martin Luther even.

[Langston Kearney]

I. I. I ran for office.

[David Bore]

You know what I mean? Like, these are successful people.

[Langston Kearney]

No disrespect to the King fan thought

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

about fucking a king until you just said that.

[Langston Kearney]

That's what I'm saying. Because you know, you can't.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

You can't fuck a kid.

[Langston Kearney]

Can't fuck a Kennedy. You can't fuck a Kennedy.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

You know what I'm saying?

[Langston Kearney]

I can't.

[David Bore]

That's a royal bloodline.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Didn't Jay Electronica.

[Langston Kearney]

Nigga Jay Electronica's fucking a Rockefeller. A Rothschild. A Rothschild. Rothschild.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That's.

[David Bore]

That's cool.

[Langston Kearney]

That will never rep again. Why?

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Shooty.

[Langston Kearney]

And then the nigga was at Savior's Day with a bulletproof vest on. Come on. The niggas ain't doing it like that. The Nation of Islam, the Rothchild.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That's crazy.

[David Bore]

He's talked about the Anunnaki a lot. To be literally the. The worst one.

[Langston Kearney]

This. This, Bro. I mean, listen, listen. I don't know what. I don't know. Like, this is like one of those fires that you can't put out with water.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

It's up in here.

[David Bore]

Yeah, yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

You can't put this out with water. Like you need a special solution.

[David Bore]

I love everything.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah. You gotta pour the sand on it, dog.

[David Bore]

What unfortunately happens when the door close, is that mental illness?

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

No. It forces you fully takes the dream. No. I feel so welcome to be stupid.

[Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

That is the goal.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

And that's really our legacy.

[Langston Kearney]

I appreciate that. Yeah. Because it's like. Cause it's not, you know, I don't have to explain what I mean by that. Yeah. And that's why I. No, not at all. Not at all.

[David Bore]

If you thought you could offend us, you can't.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, yeah. Cause I'm not talking about ignorance.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah. And we live in here.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I sleep over there. No, I think they called table.

[David Bore]

So he got that first.

[Langston Kearney]

Shake a little dice for the table. Yeah, bitch, get on the floor. No, I'm telling you. I'm telling you. Here's the thing. Celebrities and powerful people alike have to. The suicide thing is like, it's pity. But the way that people grieve it is like they get angry at you. Yeah. And a lot of people waste time outsourcing hitman for other people. That's how you get caught. But when you outsource the hitman for yourself.

[David Bore]

Let's go.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

But then you have to truly be at the end of your rope or

[Langston Kearney]

hey, no, fuck it, that's good, it's over. No, you need to go through that process of. Cause then it's real.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That's true. That's true. Where you're like, you know what? I had a good run.

[Langston Kearney]

Cause however you want.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

You said it's in. I was wilding a little bit back there. I'm gonna go ahead and see myself out.

[Langston Kearney]

And you get.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

And here's the thing, here's the thing.

[Langston Kearney]

You get a hitman, you get a hitman a 90 day window.

[David Bore]

So it surprises you.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. So even you surprised, so you start going back to your regular life. Like, oh yeah, everything. He ain't gonna kill me. Damn. He just ran off with the money. Yeah. And he deleted all trace of contact with him. So you can't even call it off.

[David Bore]

Cause it is a big deal to kill a famous person. That's a lot you're asking of that person. He has every reason to do that shit.

[Langston Kearney]

He does. But also we gotta think about the hitman, the star system. It's stepping the star game up. You know what I'm saying? Cause they have to have like a rating system.

[David Bore]

Yeah. There's a John Wick scale.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

If there's a silk roll. If the silk. Like the Internet operates off a user review. So there has to. There has to be what they're saying

[Langston Kearney]

there's a dark web user like, bro, this nigga, I said seven. Cause it was significant that he killed her at 7 o'.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Clock.

[Langston Kearney]

Killed her at 7. 55. Like, what's up with this?

[David Bore]

There's a best shoe shiner, there's a best murderer.

[Langston Kearney]

You know what that means?

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Also there's, there's, there's assassin Yelp reveal review Karens.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That's also that. Right? Because that's, that's like. If you open shit up to review, you open it up to people being Karens about it 100% or somebody. Like, I didn't like his shirt.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Or like, or like he was rude to me.

[David Bore]

There. There are.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yes, he killed my husband.

[Langston Kearney]

But I asked for a headshot. He shot him in the throat so I. To watch this die. Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Or he smelled like cigarettes.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

He wasn't kind to my son. He was. He did the murder I. I asked him to do. I'm not.

[Langston Kearney]

All I wanted was a little bit of service.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Is that too much to ask?

[Langston Kearney]

Is it too much to ask? I'm. I'm asking you to kill my husband. You don't care about how my day is going.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah, yeah. I had to find you on signal. This was a whole process. Cuz, that's the app they're using for killing people, right?

[Langston Kearney]

I. I offered him a glass of wine. He denied it. Yeah. Okay. Like, who's too fucking. Who's too cool for a glass of wine?

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

You kill people for money, my nigga.

[Langston Kearney]

Drink the wine. Drink the wine, my nigga.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Oh, now you don't. You don't drink.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, now you got standards. Now it's Ramadan.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Okay.

[Langston Kearney]

Ramadan. That's hilarious. Please. Because it actually is.

[David Bore]

Please.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

When you think about the. The Epstein files sort of ruining everything, what do you think was like the main shit that you heard where you were like. Well, that's it. Where you threw your hands in the air and you were like.

[Langston Kearney]

I'm gonna tell you the thing that disgusted me the most.

[David Bore]

Okay.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, the cream cheese thing. Oh, what's the cream cheese?

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

What is the cream cheese thing?

[Langston Kearney]

So they were eating. So, okay, they're eating infants intestines. And because the infants have a milk based diet, they were saying like, oh, this tastes like cream cheese.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That wasn't as fun as I thought it was. Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, okay.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

You were right. Do it. You were Right.

[Langston Kearney]

To do it. It's where I was like, this is where the guillotine is. I was like, you know what? We gotta kill these.

[David Bore]

That's the question.

[Langston Kearney]

I regretted it. That's when I was like, it's too dark, of course. Like Pizzagate, but, like, I believed Pizzagate in the beginning. I just won't say it publicly because I don't want to seem like a wacko, but everything lined up.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

But you know that you're in here with nut jobs.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, well, look, here's the thing. When things make sense to me, they just make sense. I don't need, like, evidence.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Right, right. That's my. That's my big problem too.

[David Bore]

I think some of it also,

[Ad Voice]

You

[Langston Kearney]

know, like, put into evidence when things make sense. You know what I'm saying?

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

It feels like in here.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, bro. Listen, bro, if the 2 plus 2 equals 4, I'm riding with you, bro.

[David Bore]

I think some of the. The scam that they run is that they often discredit the specific. Specifics of information that we compile. Right. Like with Pizzagate, for example, we fucked up. We. The. The universal. We fucked up by being like, oh, it's happening at Comet Pizza. At. In this basement.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

At this.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. We can't specify. We're wrong. You can't specify.

[David Bore]

It's not happening there.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

But it is happening at a pizza restaurant somewhere that's a lot nicer and more secluded. It's probably on the fucking, like, island that they. Where they do exactly what you're describing.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Right. It's like the. Yeah, yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Here's the thing. There's also the fact that Ghislaine Maxwell was like, the moderator on a lot of the servers where these fucking conspiracy theories were coming out. They were appointing the moderators, so they were leaking their own information, but two dumb people. Yeah. Which is the way to do it. We'll make it about the Comet Pizza.

[David Bore]

Yes. And that is, I think the. The.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

We also shout out to the Discord. We're going to get those moderators figured out soon.

[David Bore]

Yeah, we gotta lock in and make

[Langston Kearney]

sure Discord is so fucking overstimulating.

[David Bore]

It's so much going on.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Actually hearing you talk about your Discord made me feel good in not responding to shit. I heard you and you were like. You were like, I really let them be their own shit. And I was like, yeah, that's why I'm not.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, I just like, this is like. This is like the Gristen X sims, you know, not calling my people sims, just saying, like, y' all do what y' all do.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

This is a space for y' all to congregate around like minded people and with ideas and conspiracy and very specific

[David Bore]

subjects that only y' all can like.

[Langston Kearney]

Same space, you know, we need that.

[David Bore]

I think that's beautiful.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

Now again, these Epstein, if we can

[Langston Kearney]

just stick to that topics.

[David Bore]

But I do think to your point, there's this weird thing where we are often being baited by the criminals themselves. They're introducing a bunch of real fucking bits of information and then masking it in Mad Libs. And then we get caught up in the Mad Libs.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, we go, well, the best lie has to have the truth in it. Like it has to be the through line of a great lie. Has to have the truth in it. So the thing is that if you pay attention to it enough. Yo, what. Why are these people that are millionaires, Grammy nominated people, Emmy nominated, Oscar winners on late night tv talking about having pizza parties? Nigga, that makes no sense. Yeah, yeah. Back in the Grammy.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

I'm not eating pizza no more.

[Langston Kearney]

Well, here's the thing. If you've ever hung out with nigga, anybody with any amount of fame or fortune or notoriety, they like. They eat sushi, nigga. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You see what I'm saying? They like a low lit restaurant that serves sushi and great pasta. So that's what these niggas do.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

They got me doing it.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, yeah. So shout out. Flex. Flex. You know what I'm saying? We had an opportunity to eat pizza yesterday.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Did we do that? We didn't do it.

[David Bore]

You chose something else. You told Pop to do this.

[Langston Kearney]

We got.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

You know what I'm saying?

[Langston Kearney]

You know what I'm saying? I had a spicy facility. There we go. You know what I'm saying? Let's go.

[David Bore]

I know they appreciate your. Your pronunciation.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Am I wrong?

[David Bore]

Facili. Yeah, I think that's probably not how the Italians say it. You say F.

[Langston Kearney]

You just get. You just get stupid. You just get.

[David Bore]

I can put this up here if

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

that helps that, bro. That's the best thing they got.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. This right?

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That's their best export. I love that.

[David Bore]

Oh, when a bad walk by. Godamn. That was. That must have gone.

[Langston Kearney]

They control that predatory earth.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

They take it out on themselves.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Oh, that must have gone in like in like the 30s.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, they got old.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah. Just so you know, I kill you. If I didn't bite my own hand, I'd kill you.

[Langston Kearney]

I'm in a cat call.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

If I could get this in My life, I would.

[Langston Kearney]

Listen, bro, they do really good with the hands. I love that about.

[David Bore]

Kill it.

[Langston Kearney]

They kill. Kill it.

[David Bore]

We need to take a break.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, yeah.

[David Bore]

Before we go, I'm curious to know if there's anything that you've heard at this point that you go, I don't believe that. Has there been anything that's crossed y' all lap in the files or in the coming outs of the files where you go? Actually, I'm calling bullshit on that one.

[Langston Kearney]

I mean, what was Stephen Hawking doing besides just laying there?

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah, I think he might be a nasty guy.

[Langston Kearney]

I mean, of course.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Oh, okay, okay.

[Langston Kearney]

But what are you doing? Here's the thing. He doesn't have the physical capability to be disgusting as he wants to be. So maybe on his wife he didn't. That's the thing. I don't. The best this nigga can do is sex the bitch.

[David Bore]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

That's it. Come on, son.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

You don't think he did it?

[Langston Kearney]

I think. Okay, let's just say Stephen Hawking, master of the universe, understands all these different things. If he's not exporting his intelligence into a robot and fucking somebody else, then I don't want to hear it. He needs to download his consciousness into it. We need it back. I want to see how he would act without being a quadriplegic.

[David Bore]

I actually think that if Stephen Hawking had a regular biological body, he be out here moving like Batman. He'll be beating the out of people.

[Langston Kearney]

Listen, it might just be the wisdom of the universe. And this is contained to him. They had to confine.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Look what all he did with the little he got, bro. Look how fast he typed alone. That's what I'm saying.

[David Bore]

He was saying some comments.

[Langston Kearney]

He was out in the drink like this, bro. Imagine he could like. God. Yeah. Somebody had to put him there, though. Somebody had to put. You know what I'm saying? Somebody had to place this thing on a beach chair, bro. Two of the ugliest white women I've ever seen in my life.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

He couldn't move.

[David Bore]

He couldn't move.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That's the best he could do.

[Langston Kearney]

That's all he could do.

[David Bore]

Yeah, Stephen Hawking. I agree. I don't think that he was as I think he wanted to. To be.

[Langston Kearney]

I think he typed.

[David Bore]

He typed every time.

[Langston Kearney]

Intention was there. Intention was there. This is what I'm saying. We don't know if we've. We might have dodged a bullet on the most evil nigga of all time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause not only Is he a fucking genius? But he's completely disabled.

[David Bore]

Yep.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. So imagine him with. I don't know what the even half capacity. Come on.

[David Bore]

Just.

[Langston Kearney]

If he had upper body, bro. Watch out. He can do dips. Lex Luthor is a real thing.

[David Bore]

Stephen Hawking built like Kum.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

If he can do this, it's nuts.

[Langston Kearney]

Yo, Stephen Hawkin built like the nigga off of Boys in the Hood was little Chris. Yeah, yeah. I stop for a break. Full circle moment right there.

[David Bore]

That's nasty.

[Langston Kearney]

Love that. Actually Stephen Hart buff up top. But Stephen Hawking, that's a dip crazy doing dips in the chain.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

No.

[Langston Kearney]

He might actually end up being a president. No way. No, no. He changed America. Y' all think this nigga Trump's bad. Stephen Hawking at 50% capacity.

[David Bore]

Will he get Tokyo Drift? No way.

[Langston Kearney]

First of all, I don't want that.

[David Bore]

He'll be so fast.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, yeah. Cause he's revolutionizing that. Will you? Yeah. Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

He's gone. Oh, ye.

[Langston Kearney]

Not even going to require wheels anymore. He's a professor

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

that just moving. Saw him push that chair one time

[Langston Kearney]

and he ain't even. And there's no controls. He just thinking.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That's what I'm saying.

[Langston Kearney]

Real is insane.

[David Bore]

That's.

[Langston Kearney]

That's is scary. Yeah. Because it's not even like he's not even in a wheelchair in a love seat that he just posted up, bro. With no Lazy boy. Yeah. Big lazy Boy.

[David Bore]

No arms. He figured out how to like, whistle and say complicated like physics. There's no way this ain't gonna nail it. If he had arms.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah, yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

We be had arms. Hold on one second real quick before you. Before we do that.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

I'm gonna tell you another thing I call on.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Ellen Keller.

[David Bore]

Okay.

[Ad Voice]

All right.

[Langston Kearney]

I never believe. Hella Kela.

[David Bore]

Okay.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That was a crazy one. That was up. That was.

[Langston Kearney]

Try again. Do another one. Take another shot. I got a friend in this village.

[David Bore]

Oh, that's.

[Langston Kearney]

That was good. Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

The Steven Segal one was nuts.

[David Bore]

Please. Helen Keller.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Because she founded a school or.

[Langston Kearney]

No, I'm just not buying any of the shit. The whole story. I don't believe she existed.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Whoa. Do you believe it too?

[Langston Kearney]

Be. Do we have pictures of this? Is there pictures?

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

I think I thought there was.

[Langston Kearney]

Is there physical media I don't know that I've ever seen?

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Is there audio? That's a bad question.

[David Bore]

Yeah, you don't want to hear what she sounds like.

[Langston Kearney]

Listen. Audio. Yo. Hey, do y' all have a restroom? What the is wrong with you? Is There audio? Is there audio? Come on, son.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

I just want to hear her story in her.

[Langston Kearney]

No, you don't. She don't even know what her voice sound like. She don't know what.

[David Bore]

You know what's crazy? She sound like Frank S. Sinatra.

[Langston Kearney]

Frank Sinatra.

[David Bore]

Apparently there are.

[Langston Kearney]

I ain't gonna lie. I actually love this show.

[David Bore]

Yeah, man.

[Langston Kearney]

It's like my favorite.

[David Bore]

We have a fun time over here. This, apparently, is Helen Keller. I've never seen her before either.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

I was gonna say I thought she was.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, it's a myth. All right. I.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

It's like a Paul Bunyan, like an American tale. Wait, was that in America? No, no, no. Helen Kelly.

[David Bore]

Helen Keller.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

I think she was amazing.

[Langston Kearney]

I think this is like. I think this is like a myth of white women's suffrage movements. Ooh, white women are so amazing. Even if we was deaf, blind, and mute.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

We could fly a plane.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

We could still tell the water was running. Yeah, because that was the breakthrough, right? Was the water was running and she did it into her hand. I think I gotta stop pretending to do the hand.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, we're not trying to be ableist. Yeah, that was fucked up because I was kind of making fun of Stephen Hawking, but, like, he's white.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah. I don't.

[Langston Kearney]

I don't believe white men have disabilities.

[David Bore]

He didn't suffer, see?

[Langston Kearney]

No, he didn't suffer.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Now we're. Now we're getting somewhere. This is.

[Langston Kearney]

I don't know if we should go to the superior.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

You know what I'm saying?

[David Bore]

The superior, right.

[Langston Kearney]

I don't want to hear about your disability, son. You're the superior. That's what I'm saying. So we could fight all of them superior.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Okay, maybe we should go to a break. That was dark.

[Langston Kearney]

That was dark. That was dark.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That was dark.

[Langston Kearney]

That was dark. That was bad. You know, the thing is, there's a lot of similarities between these dynamics. You will introduce a thing and he will just go. And that's what the fuck he does all the time. I like that. I'll introduce a topic and he's like, yeah, let me cross the line. Real.

[David Bore]

A lot of times, I don't think that he's gonna have as many thoughts as he does on the subject.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

No, that doesn't hurt my feelings at all. No, no, no. My best business partner.

[David Bore]

It's not.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

I don't think this be thinking.

[Langston Kearney]

It's not that I don't think.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

I just.

[Langston Kearney]

Dumb nigga, too.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

I don't even be reading

[Langston Kearney]

Kevin Nissum backing out. I'M dyslexic, so y' all should feel me like, what?

[David Bore]

Hey, my boy is reaching, bro.

[Langston Kearney]

He's really presidential bad.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

He's reaching for that office.

[David Bore]

He want that office bad.

[Langston Kearney]

He want that office bad.

[David Bore]

And he's gonna lay all the groundwork he needs.

[Langston Kearney]

You gotta let white people know that, like, I was still standing around full of niggas and be offensive, right?

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

They do need to feel that. You could go there if they need

[Langston Kearney]

you to go there. Yeah, yeah. Like I'm a laugh in the nigga face real quick. Yeah, I'm a 960sat type of guy. I'm just like y'. All. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Bore]

I'm one of the fellas.

[Langston Kearney]

I'm one of the dumb niggas.

[David Bore]

I'm just one of the fellas.

[Langston Kearney]

I know the block.

[David Bore]

He would look like the literal devil, but, yeah, yo, he does look like the devil. He looks like the devil.

[Langston Kearney]

If you think about what the white devil is, it's Gavin Newsom.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

I used to think Pat Riley, but I think that's a good idea.

[Langston Kearney]

Young Pat Riley. Yeah, he would.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That was top tier.

[David Bore]

He was slicking back hard.

[Langston Kearney]

Listen, bro, I'm not. I don't trust a white man with a slick back. That shit is wicked, boy.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

No, it's too much grease involved.

[Langston Kearney]

Come on. So look, you remember American Gangster? The nigga that was shaking down Frank Lucas? There's too much confidence in the slick back. You talk to Frank Lucas like that,

[David Bore]

you got a slick back.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

I want my white men dry. That's really what it is,

[David Bore]

bro.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Oh. Oh. I thought we were talking about revolution. Shit, I thought we were going crazy in here.

[Langston Kearney]

I like my white man's drawn more cat, more. Mama told me. I like my wife crazy. Man,

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But

[David Bore]

we're gonna do this respectfully.

[Langston Kearney]

Otherwise we'll end in a duel.

[David Bore]

And I mean a duel. Real life life duel where only one person walks away.

[Langston Kearney]

We can meet with guns, bottles, knives,

[David Bore]

or books and equations, but we're going to do this like men. So get ready.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

We're back and we're ready.

[Langston Kearney]

Hell yeah. Hell yeah.

[David Bore]

That's a somber interview.

[Langston Kearney]

Nah, I mean, that's like a. I'll leave you with a lot to think about. Yeah, yeah.

[David Bore]

He wasn't playing.

[Langston Kearney]

No, he wasn't around guns, knives or books and equations.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

And you know the coolest part? I really am not trying to see him on any of those.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, I don't want to fuck. Yeah. How about. How about a conversation? Yeah, let's talk about it. Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Why don't we de escalate?

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, brother.

[David Bore]

You're obviously hot.

[Langston Kearney]

He's hot.

[David Bore]

And I did something to upset you.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. And I don't want to apologize. I want to apologize to you, my brother.

[David Bore]

I don't want no smoke with you.

[Langston Kearney]

Well, first of all, like a nigga challenge you to books and equations who don't care about either. That's scary, nigga.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

So he's not bringing books to a book fight.

[Langston Kearney]

He's bringing ideas.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Fresh ideas.

[David Bore]

I also think people.

[Langston Kearney]

He's not bringing books to a book fight. That nigga's bringing the theories.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Nah, what is math?

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah, yeah. He's bringing brass knuckles. Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

He's gonna sneak you. And that's the scary part.

[David Bore]

I also think a black man with light eyes is the most dangerous person on the planet.

[Langston Kearney]

He's hella. You always like, oh, man, his sense don't shine.

[David Bore]

That's because he's scared of what he's about to do to you.

[Langston Kearney]

He's scared for you.

[David Bore]

He's scared for you. Your whole life is over just talking to me.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, man, you don't got no idea what I'm capable of. Right. About to give it to your mic. Imagine hearing that at 3am in a sale. You ready for this, man? You ready for this? About to get into your mouth. I like my white man drama. Yeah, that's a scary.

[David Bore]

Goddamn. That is a scary sentence. I lie.

[Langston Kearney]

Well, we are back.

[David Bore]

I am thinking more about like this question of it ruining everything and part of what I. I've landed on, and I'm curious to hear y' all thoughts on this, is I think part of the problem too is that the Epstein 5 files don't cover everybody. They're just covering the nasty. But there's a whole bunch of people doing fucked up shit that ain't into pussy like that, you know what I mean? That weren't on the island fucking. So they not in the emails. But now we're just never gonna focus on the bad stuff.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

They were getting bogged down. Yeah.

[David Bore]

Now all of a sudden there are good presidents again. Damn.

[Langston Kearney]

You know what I mean? We're not talking about the people who was just coming for. Or murder.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah, yeah, right, right, right, right.

[Langston Kearney]

Why was Chris Tucker there?

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Hey man, let's. Because it was the 90s and you couldn't do without him there in the 90s.

[David Bore]

Sometimes you get roped into a vacation.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Sometimes you do.

[Langston Kearney]

Cuz said Jay Z was there in 96. I'm like, there's no way Jay Z was there 96 in 96.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Reasonable doubts.

[Langston Kearney]

Reasonable doubt.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

J can I live?

[Langston Kearney]

No rush hour. Chris Tucker was there.

[David Bore]

You hit the tall tea on a beach.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Come on, man, let's get anything on the boat. If you taught me blueprint too, I believe I can see that he did a song with Sean Paul around that time.

[David Bore]

That's when Chris Martin came into his life. You start going, oh, okay. Relationships have changed.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Bore]

Oh, Dame suddenly is not as important to you.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, now Dame.

[David Bore]

Dame would not go.

[Langston Kearney]

Well, see, I do feel that way. Talk too much. Yeah, yeah, talk too much.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Damn.

[Langston Kearney]

I probably wanted to invite Dame. Yeah. But Dame. Because it is a blackmail operation. If it's nothing else, I think Dame

[David Bore]

would have thought that all them dudes on a plane together was gay.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, they couldn't spent the whole time

[David Bore]

being like, got no hoes on here.

[Langston Kearney]

Why there ain't no bitches on here. You know, Harlem. Like even if.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah, even.

[Langston Kearney]

How do I get in a cab? It's got to be a driving cab. I don't get no man driving me around halls. I'm sorry. You need a man to transport you around.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

You.

[Langston Kearney]

You ain't no man to the.

[David Bore]

You can't even take it.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Pick you up and take you place.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. D slapped one of the Weinstein brothers.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Okay.

[Langston Kearney]

Because he on, on, on. I think on the set of Painful he was getting a little too frisky, wanted to act and Dame slapped him let's go. Yeah. Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

I do feel like Dame dad went downhill. Damon Dash on the set of Paid in Full is the most powerful he ever was. Does that make sense? Like, that's like. That's Superman on Krypton. Yeah, right. Like in Paid in Full. We're making movies now.

[David Bore]

The music is at the peak.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

The music's at the peak.

[David Bore]

And now we learned to make a good movie.

[Langston Kearney]

It was a great.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That's what I'm saying. Like, Damon Dash, the day after, after Makai shot the scene in the car.

[Langston Kearney]

That's the most.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

The day after, he was like, I control this art. That was probably the beginning. He was too powerful. He was too strong.

[Langston Kearney]

Let's talk about powerful acting moment.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That's the best clapping in a movie.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Bore]

That's a bold statement, but I stand by it.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

I be sending you that shit. I sent you that when I thought Ray J was gonna die.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

I did.

[David Bore]

He literally did. We got the news and that's all I got from him. And I was like,

[Langston Kearney]

yeah, look at me. Your sideways is dead.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

He's dead.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, that's bruh. It was a powerful, powerful scene. Everybody that watched that movie was like, nah, this is serious act.

[David Bore]

It was crazy.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

And I'm saying, saw that. And he said, I'm slapping a Weinstein today.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

I could do anything.

[Langston Kearney]

I can do anything, bro. He turned into Diddy with the Von Dyke sweatshirt on. Yeah, anything. Nasty work. I want nasty work. I'm a savage. Imagine a nigga with a corded phone. A house, a landline phone. Slamming that bitch. Yeah, I'm a savage.

[David Bore]

His shit running like

[Langston Kearney]

anything. Almost anything.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Anything. Big Ice. Cub cat with the prop work. Let's go, baby.

[Langston Kearney]

Come on. Shout out to Big Ice. That was beautiful. It was, was. It was. It was a. With good vision. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

You see the court?

[David Bore]

He walked in here, he said, I'm gonna use that phone.

[Langston Kearney]

I said, I gotta use that. At some point in time.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Use that.

[David Bore]

I found what I'mma do today. I found my clip.

[Ad Voice]

Yeah?

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. My dad's complete. My d complete. Don't worry, I got a clip for.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

No, we're gonna clip that.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, are you niggas wanna clip. Watch this.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Maybe we forget about the dry whites thing.

[Langston Kearney]

Not if you bring it back up.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

You know, that's one of my bigger problems.

[David Bore]

I do think that there's a bunch of nasty motherfuckers that are just gonna go uncelebrated, unrecognized. Simply because the Epstein files will.

[Langston Kearney]

I don't know about uncelebrated. I don't know if that's the right.

[David Bore]

It was meant with quotations around.

[Langston Kearney]

You didn't put them when you don't do it, when you don't air qu. Things.

[David Bore]

I thought y' all niggas was cool.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

It kind of felt like you did the. You turned on me.

[David Bore]

You turned on me the second you found a moment. And I'll never forgive you. It's going in the record book.

[Langston Kearney]

I just wanted to, you know, for the record.

[David Bore]

For the record, you don't celebrate them.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, we just don't celebrate him. Somebody somewhere is.

[David Bore]

Somebody is.

[Langston Kearney]

Well, the thing is. Here's the thing. It's, like, as serious as it is. The conspiracy. The years and years of compiling evidence. The years and years of being, like, feverish about it. Once it becomes true, it's like it deflated people.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

I mean, you gained the world.

[Langston Kearney]

What happens? You got everything you ever wanted.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

What's the day after happily ever after?

[Langston Kearney]

Well, what they started doing is putting, like, the Epstein. So now, then they put the Epstein files on the iceberg of conspiracies, and it's like, oh, this is just the tip of the iceberg. It's like, well, I don't got the energy for anything if niggas are.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

The tip is a million, bro.

[Langston Kearney]

Listen, the tip is 1 million. Listen, if the tip of the iceberg is the Epstein files, I'm good. I'm good, son. Epstein.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That's bad enough for me.

[Langston Kearney]

You talking about a blackmail operation spanning 40 years.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

It's like the size of it is like. I think if the scope of it is like, we can't even.

[David Bore]

If it gets even, I would say 10% bigger, I'm gonna feel actively in danger. Do you know what I mean? Where it's just like, oh, they could get like, oh, they can do anything. I shouldn't go to sleep at night. We should be taking turns.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That's a good point. It does.

[David Bore]

You know what I mean?

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

You do wonder how much of it.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

How much of it becomes exposed. Where you're like, okay, then what is fighting back? What does that even look like at this point where you're like. It's so baked into this entire thing.

[Langston Kearney]

But it is how the. So to the point. It is how the west was won. They won the west through human trafficking and child sex trafficking. Like the plantation. They had breeding plantations. So they were sex trafficking children. For quite some time, they've been doing for. For slavery and for their own pleasure.

[David Bore]

And even.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

It's not a new play.

[Langston Kearney]

It's not a new play. Yeah, it's just like, you know, it's this whole idea of, like, JonBenet Ramsey. It's like it happens to a little white girl. How could we do that? These men are evil.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Just do this shit to little black girls for centuries. Black boys for centuries. And it's like, that's where black people start to check out, is when we start noticing the parents parallels and then the shock and awe of it all. It's like, oh, man, y' all didn't give a fuck when it was us. Yeah. That's a very deflating moment.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

It is. It is, because it feels. Yeah, it feels like defeated, where you're like, oh, shit. So how do I get my semblance of justice?

[David Bore]

It's a real now more than I've ever felt. There is no solution to any of this shit. And that is a bummer where, like, there's always been a little piece of me that. That wasn't buried in cynicism and could kind of see, like, oh, if this happens, this chip falls, something might come. Something that might feel like an active solution for black people specifically. And now more than ever, it's like, oh, we. We just shouldn't even be over here, bro.

[Langston Kearney]

Well, I think the thing is. And you know, my point to black people a lot of the time is like, bro, unless you, like, unless black people collectively divest from what America is, it's just gonna continue to. To thrive. Because a lot of what it thrives off on is, like, imprisonment.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Right.

[Langston Kearney]

You know what I'm saying?

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

So, like, even though people talk about all the robots is like they're using AI to take jobs. It's like, bro. But they're also using prison to take jobs too. Like, you talking about, oh, you want to bring manufacturing back? Manufacturing is here.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Right.

[Langston Kearney]

It's just being done through slave labor via the prison industrial company.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That's where all that whole food shit's coming from.

[Langston Kearney]

You know what I'm saying? They're leasing. Leasing niggas out. They lease prisoners out to companies to work. So you gotta think you can leave prison and go do a job that you're not gonna get paid for.

[David Bore]

No, they're paying you in such a small amount that they technically gave you money.

[Langston Kearney]

And here's technically. And like, if I lease you out to a Wendy's and you work at Wendy's five days a week, like, you get. Get to eat the junior Bacon cheeseburger while other niggas is eating noodles.

[David Bore]

You getting paid in Wendy's ticket,

[Langston Kearney]

yo. Always.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That's the new railroad sp.

[Langston Kearney]

Listen, I'm telling you, it always comes back to Dave Thomas.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Bro.

[Langston Kearney]

Bro, it's something back on Dave Thomas.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

You know what good about the Baconator.

[Langston Kearney]

Fuck that. Yeah, it's the square burger, bruh. It was sending a signal out. Yeah, I don't know what it was.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

No, no, no. But it was. It meant something.

[Langston Kearney]

Something fresh, never frozen. Doesn't make sense. Cause that burger. Cause you can't.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

It's a little too slick.

[Langston Kearney]

This is the thing. You can't physically smash a square. Nope.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

And that I feel like is a metaphor for this entire podcast.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? We'll dive a little deeper. So Dave Thomas was in partner with somebody, another guy. There's a restaurant in Lima, Ohio. It's only two of them. It's called Cupies. Okay. They have square milk. They have square burgers as well. It start with a K's, like K, U, P, E, E. It's called cupey. Some shit Q P's. Yeah. So they have square burgers as well, but it's only two in lime, Ohio. Dave broke from the guy he was in business with and made Wendy's.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Okay.

[Langston Kearney]

And they have square burgers as well, but the Kewpie's symbol is a baby. Mm, man. But they have some of the best goddamn burgers I've ever had in my life.

[David Bore]

That's cause they're baby burgers.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Big ice cup. Cat baby. Big ice cup. Can't go get that.

[Langston Kearney]

No dog.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Go get that phone.

[Langston Kearney]

Who you call it, son? Who you call it, son? Anything I want.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah, yeah. James Hollywood.

[David Bore]

Yeah, I figured out your next script.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh. Oh, yeah, Put in the call. Yeah, we need that money. We need that money. We figured it out. We need that money. We got the script. We got the script for you right now.

[David Bore]

Oh, it is. It's a baby in a chef's hat.

[Langston Kearney]

The underside of Wendy's Kewpie's hamburger is. So here's the thing, man.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That looks terrifying.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, that's not national branding.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

You can't scale that.

[Langston Kearney]

You can only do that in Lima. O'. Hara.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah, you can't scale that.

[Langston Kearney]

You can't scale that. But then cute little redhead white girl. Oh, that's nasty.

[David Bore]

He was bugging because he's like covering a naked baby's penis with the W.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah, this was actually.

[Langston Kearney]

That probably does really good on the dark. You know what I'M saying this one's on Epstein's Island. Listen, you wonder why it's only two locations. There's tunnels underneath Europe.

[David Bore]

They're like, n. We're a QP's family here.

[Langston Kearney]

No, no, no. We go cupies. We like his business tactics. Stealing a nigga idea and then scaling it to national. There's a Wendy's in the Middle east somewhere.

[David Bore]

And we love that he employs prisoners.

[Langston Kearney]

We love it.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

He does.

[Langston Kearney]

We love the Baconator, but he ain't

[David Bore]

showing that baby dick the way. We like.

[Langston Kearney]

He not really getting involved. Like we like. We like some on the nose activity. You know what I'm saying?

[David Bore]

Tell me what you going to be into.

[Langston Kearney]

That's what I'm saying, bro. Cuz, you know they're about to scrub this. Cuz, why are the little white angels, you know what I'm saying?

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

About to scrub this. Holy.

[Langston Kearney]

Even with the Collab post on YouTube,

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Bro, this shit ain't 10 views.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, it's going crazy.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Bryson Kerman did not hang himself.

[Langston Kearney]

You know what? I have no fear of assassination because they don't want to make a martyr out of me that they don't let niggas assume.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

I hope you know this is a compliment. You as a martyr would go crazy, right?

[Langston Kearney]

It would go so stupid. That's why, man, do you know the gofundme for my kids, man?

[David Bore]

Millions.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, my God.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Millions. Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Those poor kids. Those.

[David Bore]

They are going to clip that most.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

This is what they're playing in the water cooler. That's exactly.

[Langston Kearney]

He knows too much.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

We got him.

[Langston Kearney]

He knows too much. We gotta get him. Because if niggas start going back through my clips, they gonna be like, you know what this Beyonce. Goddammit. CIA.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

We gotta get.

[David Bore]

He's taking it too far, man.

[Langston Kearney]

Matter of fact, clothes all go for right now. Shut down that. This next podcast on Cash App. They're gonna shut down.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

They're gonna shut Cash App down. I'm surprised they haven't got Cash App yet.

[David Bore]

Venmo is doing so much work for the white community and Cash app is the black app.

[Langston Kearney]

I just.

[David Bore]

The black app.

[Langston Kearney]

You know what I'm saying? It's Blockbuster versus Hollywood video. You know which one you wanna rock with. It's the same shit.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Except like, I think my Cash app

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

name does have a dollar sign in it and my Venmo does say,

[Langston Kearney]

that's the nigga. This the thing. That's the nigga. Shit. Yeah.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Put a do niggas love a dollar sign? Dollar sign. Love that. I'm important. I get money. You know what I'm saying?

[Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Dollar sign medallion, you know what I'm saying? I'm G money, you know what I'm saying?

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

This a Carter money.

[Langston Kearney]

We gotta really break. When you really start doing the knowledge, nigga, you understand, like just signaling to n put a dollar sign. And I could. And I could put whatever name I want on this card. I customize. That's my debit. Yeah. Come on, son.

[David Bore]

I will say, I think that's why Kesha did that. I think she was really trying to false flag on some. I'm down with, like, sort of hip hop and black culture.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. A little cash app in a way

[David Bore]

that was not who the thing.

[Langston Kearney]

Now let's think about this. Let's think about how it tapped in. Now we take it a step further. Kendrick does the pre sale for his tour, GNX tour on cash app. White people like, what the fuck is his cash out? So by the time they find out, we already got. We in the queue.

[David Bore]

That's a cool. That's a cool move.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, it was a nice move. He called somebody. Somebody. The data analytics guy at tde. Oh, my God.

[David Bore]

They really. They are really tapped in on how to not mess up with black people.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[David Bore]

And that is a hard well.

[Langston Kearney]

Cause they real niggas, though.

[David Bore]

You know what I'm saying?

[Langston Kearney]

Look, here's the thing. You can go back as far as you want. When you go back and look at the original four members of TDE, they was getting it out the mud. Yeah.

[David Bore]

100%.

[Langston Kearney]

They was getting it out the mud.

[David Bore]

Yeah. Kendrick was the nice one.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah, he was the nice.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. I feel like the thing is like, n overlook like, how ill absol is. Yeah. And then it's like, also musically great stories. N can't see.

[David Bore]

Yeah, yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder. Now we got a lineage. We never seen this in realm. Blind rapper.

[David Bore]

Let's go.

[Langston Kearney]

Blind Fury don't count.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That does not count. That does not count. And I don't think that 106 and park was the best platform for freestyle battling.

[Langston Kearney]

I agree. Too many rules. Yes. Too many rules.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That's what I'm saying.

[Langston Kearney]

Too many rules.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

I didn't even like it when it

[Langston Kearney]

was Blind Fury goes on smack. Different, different stories.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

You're not gonna be able to get the little corny shit off of it. That's what I'm saying.

[David Bore]

Never seen Blind Fury do nothing.

[Langston Kearney]

Because it's not marketable. No, it's not a blind white drug addict. No, man. I'M not doing that.

[David Bore]

There's gonna be so many men being mean to him in real life.

[Langston Kearney]

But you can't battle because this is the thing. You can't battle. You can freestyle against n on a set. Yeah, right. You know what I'm saying? You know? Crowd applause, applause. The signs in the back. Yeah, hype this nigga up. Smack a smack dvd. Blind Fury. Oh, man. They would be putting their hands on him and everything.

[David Bore]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ye.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, they would, bruh. He'd be a prop. What's the dude name? Head Ice. Y' all remember Head Ice? I don't know. I'm real deep in the.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

I'm not deep in.

[Langston Kearney]

This is lion's den, freestyle days. Head Ice once grabbed a nigga and said, I would use you as a shield.

[David Bore]

Fuck.

[Langston Kearney]

And it was a bar.

[David Bore]

Yeah, bro. He had to take it because it was a bar.

[Langston Kearney]

Well, but no, he didn't have to take it because it was a bar. He had to take it. Cause this nigga's like six foot seven and a half blood.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

See that ruined.

[Langston Kearney]

There's behind him.

[David Bore]

Those are two things I'm calling.

[Langston Kearney]

He's calling his. He calling his. Like, he's calling his people wolves. And they're howling. Yeah. In a. In a clothing store in Harlem. I'm not fighting you.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

I'm going to take.

[Langston Kearney]

No, I'm fighting you and the wolves

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

who are grown men who are out, brother. I don't have time to fight you. I have to file these divorce papers. My wife is here.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, yeah. We're going to fight. Just use me as a human shield for a bar.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

I have to figure out how much premeditated. You premeditated the bar. You practiced it, and you plan to grab me and use me as a shield, which mean before I even got here, you thought I was a. Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

I am inhabiting it. That hurts my feelings. We gotta do. We gotta do a voicemail. I can't think about that. Yeah, that's. That. That's because what do you do the day after after that?

[David Bore]

There is no day after.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

There was a day after for that, man.

[David Bore]

I mean, a day after in the sense that, like, you hope it was day after for.

[Langston Kearney]

You put a bend.

[David Bore]

I just mean you put a bendel over your shoulder.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, yeah.

[David Bore]

And you hit the road. You don't. You don't return to your regular.

[Langston Kearney]

You leave Harlem for now.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Oh, you leave Harlem. You leave maybe the Northeast.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

At least the Tri State

[Langston Kearney]

pop up

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

in Philly after that.

[Langston Kearney]

You definitely Got to entertain up in the Midwest. Yeah, yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

You got reinvent though, and not top tier midw.

[Langston Kearney]

You got to go Kansas City. Yeah. You got Nebraska.

[David Bore]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. You got to go from state to state. Get the phone.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yo.

[Langston Kearney]

Now we seen what happened. You got to leave New York right now. Omaha's calling you.

[David Bore]

Tell me, tell me. He's evicted.

[Langston Kearney]

He's evicted right now. You got to leave. Ain't no 30 days. 30 days.

[David Bore]

We leaving your furniture in your pocket bag.

[Langston Kearney]

We already. We bought you a mega bus ticket to Oma on the brand, man. It's going to be a long bus ride. That's a bumpy bus ride.

[David Bore]

All right, we're going to take one more break. More deontay, more cat, more. My mom who told me.

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[Langston Kearney]

Stay off the damn way.

[Caller/Voicemail]

Hey, what up, Langston and David?

[David Bore]

Oh, you started it early. Okay, we're back.

[Langston Kearney]

We're back.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

We're playing a voicemail.

[David Bore]

We're playing a voicemail.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

We'll get that off.

[David Bore]

Joel wants to play that. All right, we're ready. Play the voicemail.

[Caller/Voicemail]

Hey. What a lengthening day, David. I'm gonna just cut straight to the chase because it's a weekday and I got to do my conspiracy theory is prick.

[Langston Kearney]

The.

[Caller/Voicemail]

You know, the betting sports app is the new crack in the black neighborhood. I don't know if you noticed this, but a lot of black entertainment shows podcast, whatever you want to call it. Furthermore, they have black celebrities promoting prize picks and they're hey, man, pause.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Can we pause this? You can't just come in here and fart like that.

[Langston Kearney]

He's on the phone and he just, you know, he's, he. Yo. He just, yo. He just leaned like that and let that out.

[David Bore]

Yeah, no, we, we all sat patiently hoping that it would like get a

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

job I'm at work.

[Langston Kearney]

There's no other sound. That's a. That's a fart.

[David Bore]

It like, had that trail, you know what I mean?

[Langston Kearney]

Like, it's that.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That pattern.

[Langston Kearney]

It only comes from flashing.

[David Bore]

That's either Nick Cannon playing behind you or you. You know what I mean?

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[Langston Kearney]

Shout out to Nick Cannon getting dropped by the. With the. The hat that was too small in drum line. This is a nasty nigga, right?

[Ad Voice]

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[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

We can continue.

[Caller/Voicemail]

So I was talking about this conspiracy with my brother. He and I, we both partake start. And yeah, we know right now you're on toilets. I'm telling you different promos to further entice us to make bets for that week. And also, again, the fact they use black celebrities promoted. And just like crack, if you're doing real really well, nobody really calls, you know, you a crack if you're a crack. And just like with pride stick.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, we get it.

[David Bore]

You can pause it.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, we get it.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

What else does he have?

[Langston Kearney]

Listen, I don't. You know, he obviously watches the Gris and Eggs podcast. We've been ahead of this a long time. We've been ahead of this gambling thing. We've been. We've been on this gambling thing from day one. We knew what it was, this doo

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

doo thing a little bit.

[Langston Kearney]

Listen, Brett, he's not. This is a lack of self awareness. Imagine you just using the bathroom while you on the phone with somebody and you're in the budding stages of friendship.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

And you wonder, like, why don't they never call back? Cause you was taking a shit. You know, you breathe different when you breathe.

[David Bore]

You're concentrating.

[Langston Kearney]

You're concentrating.

[David Bore]

And that's why he's rambling.

[Langston Kearney]

Well, here's the thing. We've taken a hard stand against dick pills and gambling on this show. We will not promote either. Smart. And so they've offered the money and we still will turn it down. And even the people we work, like, with, we partner with our ad company, they just like, can't believe it. They offer so much money. I was like, in five years, they're also going to be building prize picks, resorts.

[David Bore]

100%.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. Why would they not forget? And how do you turn that? How do you turn the addiction of gambling off? I seen a nigga win money off betting on traffic.

[David Bore]

Well, there's. Now that there's prop bets on literally everything. There's like a whole.

[Langston Kearney]

He had how many light, how many cars. He's watching traffic cameras. How many cars will pass through this green light? He bets 14. He hit 14 on the nose. I think the nigga won, like, $130,000, dog.

[David Bore]

There's a. There's a story about a dude who became like, a mega billionaire by betting on Trump, winning the next. The coming back and winning the last election that, like, because of this weird prop bet app where you can bet on, like, the futures of the world, like, this country will cease to exist after this period.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. Because this is not. It is effectively over. Yeah. You understand what I'm saying? Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That's past late stage, right?

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. No, we passed the late stage. It's over. No, this is the. This is the over part. We are like. We are at the beginning of the ending credits. We're seeing the stars right now. We haven't got to the grips and production and sponsors. And that's going to roll out. That's going to take about three years.

[David Bore]

And there will be a scene after the credits, but it is.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Well, they're going to hit that rip. Deontay. GoFundMe information America's over.

[Langston Kearney]

Yes. And there's a nigga placing the bed right now over. Under. On Deontay living for five more years.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

God damn.

[Langston Kearney]

No. This place in the bed. For real.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

He's just waiting to cash out. Well. Yep.

[David Bore]

We're glad he survived long enough to be.

[Langston Kearney]

Also, like, Is this our camera? Is this my camera? Megan, stop leaving voicemails while you're taking a shit. Come on, man. It's crazy work.

[David Bore]

You're not crazy work.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

We didn't. That was.

[Langston Kearney]

And also, like, I don't want to think about. This is the part that you not thinking about. Your rear is exposed. This is the most vulnerable position you can be in. You ever seen a dog, when they shit how they look, they understand how vulnerable they are. And you just too comfortable. You don't. You so fuck. Far removed from your primitive nature, nigga. And your natural biology. You not even vulnerable while you shitting no more.

[David Bore]

You're rambling because you're too open and in that way. Don't do that.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, don't do that.

[David Bore]

Don't do that no more.

[Langston Kearney]

Have your belt buckled when you talk to me?

[David Bore]

That'd be nice. Buckle your belt.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah, man. And not just us. Anybody you care about.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. Don't call people while you're pissed.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That's the problem. You're setting a poor precedent for yourself because this is gonna slip into other areas.

[David Bore]

You.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Your life.

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[David Bore]

You're going to call your pastor like this and. And that's going to affect Your life for real.

[Langston Kearney]

I remember I was. One time, I was taking a piss. One time I'm taking a piss and somebody's calling. I'm answering the call and I'm directing the piss to the side of the bowl.

[Ad Voice]

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[Langston Kearney]

So we get. I'm a respectful guy.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

That's how you got. That's understandable.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

You like me. You call me in the middle of a piss. Yeah, bro. And I could have sent that to emailed you, bro. But you want a custom. Can I call you later? Yes, I could have did that.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

But I wanted to answer that phone.

[David Bore]

No, you called me while you were squeezing. That's crazy.

[Langston Kearney]

Whoa.

[David Bore]

That's crazy.

[Langston Kearney]

All right, yo. Well, Deontay, Kat, tell them where they can find you.

[David Bore]

What cool shit you got going on.

[Langston Kearney]

Deontay Kyle on all social media. Thegreasynest podcast on YouTube and Patreon deontaykyle.com to just shortcut to all that shit. We. We also have a tour coming up. Y' all take hollow.com tour. Yeah, man. We coming to some southeast cities.

[David Bore]

Hell yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

You know what I mean? And then when the weather permits, we'll come to the northeast and Midwest. Think about these things before you ask us, when are you coming to Chicago? Not in February.

[David Bore]

That's fair. That's the right choice.

[Langston Kearney]

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. Not in February.

[David Bore]

That's where I'm from. And I respect your choice.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

June.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, I'm there. June to September. June to September is the sweet spot. You know Chicago.

[David Bore]

Yeah, it's beautiful.

[Langston Kearney]

Really? It's August. You know what I'm saying? It's a 90 day Joe.

[David Bore]

August can be crazy. It gets hot, hot, hot August. But yeah, that's what you went to.

[Langston Kearney]

Bronzeville. Shout out to Bronzeville. Let's go. Southside Chicago. Big ice club cat on all platforms. Watch me at new music Mondays Every Monday on YouTube on the Grist index page. We live and locked in, baby.

[David Bore]

Hell yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

What you got cool guy jokes?

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

87 on Instagram.

[Langston Kearney]

I don't know.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Come see us in New Orleans.

[David Bore]

New Orleans, I think.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

Go see Langston on tour May, maybe

[David Bore]

19th through the 22nd or something like that.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

March 19th.

[David Bore]

Oh, March 19th through the 22nd.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

This might not be out.

[David Bore]

Yeah, that said, come see. Come see me on tour. Follow us on all them apps. Send us your own drops, your own conspiracy theories. If you want to talk to us about what Deontay is like in the CIA, send it all to mamapodmail.com. give us a call at 844-LIL-MOMS and and bye.

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

We're not gonna let Joe Biden and Kamala Harris cut America's meat.

[Langston Kearney]

That's dead on. That that's dead on. That

[David Bore]

My Mama Told Me is a production of Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network and I Heart Podcast, created and

[Co-host (possibly Hansani)]

hosted by Langston Kearney, co hosted by David Bore, executive produced by Will Ferrell Hansani and Joel Monique, co produced by Bay Wayne edited and engineered by Justin Kahman Music by Nick Chambers artwork by Dogon Krieger.

[David Bore]

You can now watch episodes of My Mama told me on YouTube, follow at my Mama Told Me and subscribe to our channel.

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[Langston Kearney]

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