The Land of OZempic: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Summary

Podcast Summary: My Momma Told Me – The Land of OZempic: Motherfckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE) | January 2, 2025*

My Momma Told Me, hosted by comedians Langston Kerman and David Bore from the Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts, delves into Black conspiracy theories with humor and candid conversations. In the re-released mini episode titled “The Land of OZempic,” Langston and David tackle the rampant use of Ozempic among celebrities, its societal implications, and the broader conversation around body image and authenticity.

Introduction to the Mini Episode (02:35 - 03:34)

The episode kicks off with Langston Kerman setting an introspective tone:

“When I'm alone in my room... Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me the.” (02:46)

David Bore follows, highlighting the focus of the episode:

“Podcast where we deep dive into the pockets of black conspiracy theories...” (03:01)

Listener Email and Initial Discussion on Ozempic (03:34 - 06:21)

The hosts introduce an email from a listener named Valerie, who expresses curiosity about the use of Ozempic among public figures:

“I'd be curious to hear your thoughts on the fierce regarding the use of Ozempic versus doing the work for those in the public eye.” (04:37)

David humorously preempts fan reactions:

“If you want to hear these jokes about my true Ozempic body, go to patreon.com davidbore...” (04:37)

Langston raises concerns about the reliance on Ozempic:

“Ozempic has this odd payoff that it causes people to lose dramatic amounts of weight...” (05:24)

David concurs, emphasizing the futility of shortcuts:

“Cheating doesn't work... It just doesn't work, man.” (06:21)

Impact of Ozempic on Celebrities and Society (06:21 - 13:45)

Langston discusses the necessity of continuous use to maintain weight loss:

“If you stop taking Ozempic, you start gaining the weight back...” (06:48)

David highlights the prevalence among the elite:

“A lot of famous people are on that shit.” (09:09)

They debate the ethical implications of celebrities using Ozempic and not being transparent:

Langston: “I take a lot of issue with the lying as well...” (09:57)
David: “Because you're a role model...” (09:58)

Langston draws parallels with Accutane, a medication with significant side effects:

“Accutane is as close as we have to a ‘miracle drug’ for acne... but it also has a fuck ton of side effects...” (18:37)

Societal Pressure and Body Image (13:45 - 26:46)

The conversation shifts to the societal pressure exerted by public figures to conform to certain body standards:

Langston: “Mindy Kaling is a great example... People shamed her body...” (11:36)

David emphasizes the dangerous trickle-down effect of such pressures:

“I don't do what you want to do... it's going to make you feel like, well, I'll do anything to make this stop...” (10:09)

Langston reflects on personal experiences and the absurdity of standardized body types:

“We come in every fucking form and that's okay.” (25:26)

They discuss the harmful nature of body shaming and its impact on self-esteem:

Langston: “If you get a message a single day... that would fucking bother me.” (12:48)
David: “It's not a great tactic for changing one's life.” (13:06)

Deeper Reflections and Personal Anecdotes (26:46 - 33:24)

Langston shares a personal story about using Accutane and the associated risks:

“If you are a woman of any age wanting to take Accutane, they demand that you're on birth control...” (18:37)

David criticizes the lack of transparency and the responsibility individuals must take:

“Don't lie to people... you owe it to people to not let them be blindsided by that.” (20:20)

They expand on the importance of honest communication regarding medication and body image:

Langston: “Yes, here are the benefits, but here are all the costs...” (21:16)

Conclusion and Encouragement (33:24 - 32:22)

As the episode winds down, Langston and David urge listeners to focus on self-acceptance rather than external pressures:

Langston: “Maybe it's just for them to decide for themselves... focus on the cool shit that you already have going.” (26:46)
David: “They're not heroes... this shit's dumb. I think it's dumb.” (27:30)

They reinforce the message of self-worth and caution against emulating harmful behaviors:

David: “It's just funny... It's not anything else.” (27:55)
Langston: “Don't be like us.” (27:55)

Final Thoughts and Promotions (27:48 - 34:49)

The hosts briefly promote their merchandise and upcoming projects:

Langston: “You can buy the merch now. Go to mymamapetable.com...” (17:31)
David: “patreon.com davidbore... releasing my special on there June 30th.” (29:07)

They conclude with humorous banter, maintaining their signature comedic style while reiterating their core messages.

Key Takeaways

• Ozempic's Dual Role: Initially a diabetes medication, Ozempic has gained popularity for its weight loss effects, leading to widespread use among celebrities.

• Ethical Concerns: The lack of transparency by public figures about their use of Ozempic raises questions about authenticity and the pressures it creates for the general public.

• Societal Impact: Body shaming and the glorification of quick fixes like Ozempic contribute to unrealistic body standards and can lead to harmful behaviors among individuals seeking acceptance.

• Personal Responsibility: Individuals are urged to prioritize honest communication about health and body image, avoiding the pitfalls of seeking shortcuts for self-improvement.

• Self-Acceptance: Emphasizing the importance of embracing one's natural body and rejecting societal pressures to conform to unrealistic standards.

Notable Quotes

• “Cheating doesn't work... It just doesn't work, man.” — David Bore (06:21)

• “If you stop taking Ozempic, you start gaining the weight back...” — Langston Kerman (06:48)

• “We come in every fucking form and that's okay.” — Langston Kerman (25:26)

• “Don't be like us.” — Langston Kerman (27:55)

This mini episode of My Momma Told Me offers a candid exploration of the complexities surrounding Ozempic, body image, and societal expectations, all delivered with the hosts' trademark humor and insight. Whether you're familiar with the podcast or new to it, this episode provides a thought-provoking discussion on the intersection of health, authenticity, and self-acceptance.

Transcript

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[David Bore]

Motherfucking mini episode. Mini episode. Motherfucking mini episode.

[Langston Kerman]

When I'm alone in my room Sometimes I stare at the wall and in the back of my mind I hear my conscience call There it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me the.

[David Bore]

Podcast where we div deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and we.

[Langston Kerman]

Finally work to prove the theories that you, the listeners, have at home. It's a motherfucking mini episode. Motherfucking mini episode.

[David Bore]

Come on. I'm glad to see you back. Just glad to see my man on top.

[Langston Kerman]

We back, baby.

[David Bore]

We.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm Langston Kerman.

[David Bore]

I'm David Bore.

[Langston Kerman]

And we were here to read some emails to talk some shit about what y'all have to talk about. And we got a really exciting email that has already prompted a fair amount of discussion between you, me and Olivia. Yeah, it was a email from a person named Valerie. Valerie sent us an email. They started very formally. Gentlemen, I like that. It feels respectful. Valerie. Thank you. Valerie said, big fan of the pod and thank you for the double dose of fun each week. I saw a famous comedian this past weekend who was shockingly thinner than he appeared in any of his past HBO specials. He started the show by talking about his long journey to get his current physique. Regardless of the particulars of this situation, I'd be curious to hear your what your thoughts are on the fierce regarding the use of Ozempic versus doing the work for those in the public eye. Thank not. Thanks. Thank Valerie.

[David Bore]

I want to get ahead of it and say if you want to hear these jokes about my true Ozempic body, go to patreon.com davidboy My special is coming out this summer. I will address all rumors for pay there.

[Langston Kerman]

Well, let's start this way because I am now curious. Ozempic gets offered to you. They come to you and they say, david, we see a lot of potential in you. We know you're hilarious. But we think there might be a very thin leading man under there. Will you take our miracle drug and free yourself or rather experience a different version of yourself? Would you buy in? Are you into that?

[David Bore]

No, no, I like, I. I do well enough that I could figure out a way to get it now. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's not like a no. It's just not my get down. But I'm not really for any of that. I mean, we've talked about it, you know, so I personally would not know.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. I'm so fearful of drugs in general, especially ones that like, promise a cure for something that frankly didn't necessarily need curing. It makes me nervous. Obviously, Ozempic has a purpose. It was a diabetes medication first and foremost. It just has this odd side effect. And it's not so much a side effect, but this odd payoff that it causes people to lose dramatic amounts of weight as a result of taking it. And so in that way I just know unless I have a reason to take this drug, I don't want to put it in my body.

[David Bore]

Same. I mean, if there's one thing I've had to learn from hitting my head up against it in general in life, cheating doesn't work. Yeah, it just like regardless of what the scenario, the desired results are. Never. It never. It just doesn't work, man. Yeah, it's like not worth wasting your time like this, like scamming and all that shit. It just doesn't. It doesn't work, man.

[Langston Kerman]

I listened to an article on the. I listened to a podcast, the Daily, every once in a while and they did an episode about Ozempic and they were saying that, number one, which I think a lot of people don't realize, number one, to be able to maintain the weight loss, you have to continue to take the drug. It's not, oh, you take it for six months and then the weight sheds and you get to keep living like that. If you stop taking Ozempic, you start gaining the weight back or at least, you know, your body recalibrates to the way that it was. Presuming you haven't done major lifestyle changes to be able to maintain what that is.

[David Bore]

Well, I mean, sometimes even if you have though, right. Some people's resting weight is kind of just higher.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. We're not all going to be Brad Pitt in Fight Club. And that just is a fact. Even if you did as much work as he did to be able to get to that form, some of us.

[David Bore]

Are going to be Brad Pitt and the river runs through it.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

Was he in that? He is in that.

[Langston Kerman]

I think you have to keep taking the drug. But the other thing that the article sort of talked about or the podcast sort of talked about was that there are a lot of examples of people who have had like major up side effects to taking these drugs that like one person in particular they were talking about who started taking Ozempic and now has permanent diarrhea from every. I don't mean that every single poop for the rest of her life. They think is going to come out as diarrhea because she just. It did not work. Like, she lost weight, but it just has made her very, very sick and cannot keep taking it. But now her shit is just ruined.

[David Bore]

Oof. That's like, I don't know, man. I think I'm fine anyways, so it doesn't seem worth it to me. It seems indicative of a greater problem, right? Yeah, like, and then to the cause, like, it's clearly pretty widespread, right?

[Langston Kerman]

Widespread in what sense?

[David Bore]

I think that a lot of famous people are on that shit.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. I mean, we were talking about it.

[David Bore]

We were saying names offline.

[Langston Kerman]

We were naming names offline of people, we think. And Olivia was naming names and I was naming names and you were laughing at all the names. I don't think you named anybody.

[David Bore]

Because I live in Colorado, man, I would love to be close to the glitterati who's Ozempic dub.

[Langston Kerman]

But I will say yes, it does seem to have, like, a little bit of a ubiquitous quality now where it is anywhere and everywhere in Hollywood.

[David Bore]

And I guess I don't do what you want to do. I guess the lying about it is probably what the big issue is with it, right?

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

Because it's like you're a role model to people whether or not you would like to be. So for you to be like, no, I just started going on walks. It's like, ah, man, that's fucked.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. I think I take a lot of issue with the lying as well. I think a lot about, like, Anthony Anderson, right? Who?

[David Bore]

Big head now.

[Langston Kerman]

Big head now. But part of that was because he actually did have to take the medication. He's a diabetic. This is medication built for him. He started taking it, he lost a ton of weight. That's just the way it is. But then there are people who are pretending that they aren't taking the ozempic and it just would be cooler if they were just like, yo, I didn't like the way I looked. This has been extremely helpful. But I also have enough money and resources to make sure that I'm doing it in a healthy, manageable way. And I wouldn't encourage, you know, a random person off the street to go this route without having, you know, the right doctors and sort of like nutritionists to support their journey.

[David Bore]

Yeah, I mean, I think that's more reasonable than anything. Like, do you think all these people would do it if they weren't so much in the limelight? Cause, like, people on the Internet can be cruel. And like, I take no, you know, What? I mean, like, I don't. The idea of it trickling down to normal people is, I guess, my worry with it being dangerous.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, I mean, I will say that. Yes. I don't think I'm speaking out of turn because the speculation around her is pretty wide. But, like, Mindy Kaling is a great example of somebody who has been accused of taking Ozempic, has obviously made this massive physical transformation. She used to be a lot thicker. She is not that anymore. And constantly people are saying she's on Ozempic and like, not for nothing, when she wasn't on the drug, people made fun of the way that she looked. People, you know, shamed her body or sort of like called her frumpy and all the things that they said about her. And so like, yeah, you create, even if it's not as many people as we think. Just if I got a message, a single message a day of somebody being like, I don't like the way you look, that would get to me. That would fucking bother me. And the idea that you have millions of followers and a small fraction of a percentage of them are doing it, to say something hurtful to you would kind of make you feel like, well, then I'll. I'll do anything to make this stop, including take a boo boo drug.

[David Bore]

Yeah. I think that's also what happens with this idea of like, shaming people is that oftentimes the result of shaming someone is not like, oh, I'll just make a healthy lifestyle. It's like, I'll do whatever I can do as fast as I can do to get these. You know what I mean?

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

It's not like a great tactic for changing one's life.

[Langston Kerman]

No. And you look at what the actual, like, journey of getting. Of changing your physical form is, and it's not fast. It's. It's slow and it kind of sucks. And the results, even when you're seeing results, don't feel as much like a massive transformation as they feel like sort of like trudging along through a difficult journey. And so like, yeah, if somebody shows up and they're like, bro, I can make all that happen in three months, it's like, well, fuck, yeah, I really want that.

[David Bore]

Yeah. I mean, I. Yeah, like I said, I don't fault these people. Also, this is very funny. Olivia says there's been reporting surprise pregnancies while Ozempic.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm out. Okay. Because it says that this occurs because GLP1 drugs can interfere with how birth control pills are absorbed. So basically it's neutralizing your birth control and getting women pregnant while taking the Ozzie.

[David Bore]

Is that what people call it?

[Langston Kerman]

Nah, I don't. I just said that for the first time ever.

[David Bore]

I thought it was cool. Thanks man.

[Langston Kerman]

That Ozzie Davis.

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[David Bore]

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[Langston Kerman]

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[David Bore]

Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is really fun. We have a two tone hat, a alien dad hat, the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then we have the enamel pin with the alien who has a koofie on it says My Mama Told me. And then we have T shirts that say Proud little mama, which is who you are.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, you can buy the merch now. Go to my mama told merchtable.com it's a brand new name, but it's the same old merch and we would love for you to get some if you haven't got it already. And we want you to have all the sweet stuff. So get it.

[David Bore]

Everything about it, to me, just the nature of it, the idea that you're gonna have to take it for your whole life seems terrible. Yeah, it's just like, I don't know, man. At some point American excess really gets to me. Like, bro, that's crazy.

[Langston Kerman]

I had to take, I had to take Accutane because I have, I had very sort of like dramatic cystic acne that had been very bad for a long time. And Accutane, for those that are unaware, is as close as we have to a quote unquote miracle drug as it relates to acne. Like, you take it for like somewhere between like three to nine months and by the time you finish, you don't have acne anymore, no matter how bad your acne was. And it's awesome in that way, but it also has a fuck ton of side effects, including, and this is very real, that like if you are a woman of any age wanting to take Accutane, they demand that you're on birth control because the likelihood of it causing like a Birth defect is like astronomical. Like the packaging literally, like shows you. Every package of a pill has a picture of a pregnant woman and a slash through it being like, do not fucking take this drug because it will make your baby look insane like you. They will come out deformed as fuck because of whatever this drug is. And so like, stuff like that, you know, if you are in a place where you need it, I fully respect the choice, but it. To not acknowledge the dangers and sort of the cost feels irresponsible on all of our ends, I think.

[David Bore]

And that's ultimately what I think what I take umbrage with. It's not the use of it. It's like, don't lie to people.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, no, they shouldn't.

[David Bore]

You gotta give a real exam, a real true, true assessment of what's going on. Because it's like, that's scary, man. People, birth defects or any. And that's for Accutane specifically. But anything like that is like, you owe it to people to not let them be blindsided by that. Obviously, if you're going to take a drug, it is your personal responsibility to look into it, look into the side effects and stuff like that. But a lot of people just don't care.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. And I, I think to. To the bigger conversation of also like communicating your experiences honestly with other people is how we actually manage to be responsible with these things. You know what I mean? That like the, these commercials are on all the time. Ozempic. The O O O. That, that's a.

[David Bore]

Such a good song.

[Langston Kerman]

But like, that was out before I even knew what it was. And so if I'm a person susceptible to what's being sold to me on television, then I might find myself taking a medication that might ruin my bowels for the rest of my life. Or at the very least might put me in a position where I accidentally find myself pregnant and needing to make a choice that I didn't want to have to make because that wasn't part of my, my plan. And if people would just say out loud, hey, yes, here are the benefits, but here are all the costs, then we can start to have, as you put it, the more honest conversation.

[David Bore]

That being said, also not as funny when you're that little.

[Langston Kerman]

Now we're talking.

[David Bore]

Now let's get.

[Langston Kerman]

Now we're really talking. The podcast.

[David Bore]

Yeah, Big old head.

[Langston Kerman]

A lot of these motherfuckers ain't as funny when they start losing all that weight.

[David Bore]

I don't think comedians are supposed to look hot anyways.

[Langston Kerman]

I don't think so either. And I. Yeah, I don't think we're.

[David Bore]

Supposed to be rock stars. I think it's, like. It's goofy weirdos. That's why it works.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. I want to look at a comedian who I go like, all right, here's where they're fallible physically. This is all the things that I would say about them given the opportunity. And they're so funny that I'm scared to say it about them.

[David Bore]

Right here's where I can take my grain of salt, because there is these people who are not heroes. Don't listen to them. Don't follow them. But I don't know, man. This shit's dumb. I think it's dumb.

[Langston Kerman]

I don't like when comedians get skinny or, like, too sexy. I don't like when comedians get buff. That's fucking crazy.

[David Bore]

And it sucks. And this is. And maybe this is coming from a real place because I'm fat. I do love it when comedians get fat.

[Langston Kerman]

It can be funny, for sure.

[David Bore]

Pretty hilarious.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. It's funny if they acknowledge it. It gets sad when they're, like, still talking, like, their skinny selves and pretending like they, like.

[David Bore]

It's.

[Langston Kerman]

Part of my annoyance with Chappelle is, like, he won't just be like, hey, my body's crazy now, right?

[David Bore]

You got to say something about that. You got to say something about that.

[Langston Kerman]

Hey, y'all, I look weird now, right?

[David Bore]

Yeah. Also the long T shirts, both of those things.

[Langston Kerman]

I know, I know, I know, I know. But before we get started, look, trans people. We'll get to that. But I look weird, huh? It's almost like I went through a transformation and am struggling with how that feels. So I'm putting that off on people and their sexuality.

[David Bore]

I don't know. The old guy comics, they like showing off their bodies now. Everybody thinks it's cool. No big deal.

[Langston Kerman]

No, it is. It's crazy.

[David Bore]

Everybody wants to see you showing your abs, old guy. You know who would be hilarious if he got buff? Tracy Morgan.

[Langston Kerman]

That would be very funny.

[David Bore]

That would be the funniest one. If he just came out just, like, ripped that. You're lying just thinking about it. That would be. That would be the best.

[Langston Kerman]

That would be very funny. I also. I think Bruce. Bruce would be really funny if he came back.

[David Bore]

He just got ripped.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. Because it would only. It would. It would still be like. It would be like Mark Henry. It wouldn't. It would never.

[David Bore]

No, I don't think he would be.

[Langston Kerman]

He's never going to get to Matt Rife. He's always going to be sort of like just giant and it'd be muscly, sort of strong.

[David Bore]

Yeah. Which is a cool guy. Also, I do wanna say all bodies are good. I don't know, man. It's like people get laid at every whatever, you know what I mean? To think that you have to look like these famous people to be valid or whatever sucks. You know what I mean? You don't think there's ugly people out here not getting married and. Or fucking, you know what I'm saying?

[Langston Kerman]

I once did mushrooms with my buddy Ryan and we were walking around this park and it was the first time I think I'd ever said out loud of how insane it is that we would even try to standardize a body type that like, just as I was walking around the park, I was seeing so many different forms of the human body. It was just like. It's crazy that we would like want one single person to represent what a body could be. Like. They're just not. We're not like that. We come in every fucking form and that's okay.

[David Bore]

I think it's rooted in a lot of stuff. I think it's also like specifically size. It's just like what's seen as a defect, that it's just visible, you know what I mean? You could see it if somebody's fat. Can't see it if somebody hits their girlfriend or whatever, you know what I'm saying? So I think it's easier to judge. I know a lot of real bad buff people.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, that's fair.

[David Bore]

Real demons.

[Langston Kerman]

Yep. I know a lot of people. With them come gutters that ain't treating others right.

[David Bore]

Yeah. Villainous.

[Langston Kerman]

So I guess, Valerie, as it relates to this question of whether or not Ozempic is everywhere, it seems to be. It seems that comedians and all comedians and actors and performers of all kinds are taking the drugs. But maybe that's okay. Maybe it's just for them to decide for themselves. And more importantly, it's for you at home to decide for yourself if that's something you feel necessary. And we would encourage you to maybe just really focus on the cool shit that you already have going. More than looking outward at a bunch of sick, sick people who need attention.

[David Bore]

As they're already doing stand up comedy. They're losers.

[Langston Kerman]

They're not a good example for any choice whatsoever.

[David Bore]

Some stuff is just funny. It's not anything else.

[Langston Kerman]

Nope.

[David Bore]

It's not to be modeled after. It's not to be looked at. It's just funny.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. And I think A lot of comedians are just funny and terrible, terrible human beings. So don't. Don't be like us.

[David Bore]

And a surprisingly larger amount aren't even that funny and are terrible.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

Also, I know, I know that you didn't write this email saying that you have body image issues. You truly just like, hey, I saw this guy look weird. What do you guys think about it?

[Langston Kerman]

That's fair. Yeah, she didn't need our encouragement. But just in case you did, or somebody who's listening does. We like you the way you are.

[David Bore]

Stupid.

[Langston Kerman]

Stupid. You stupid idiot.

[David Bore]

You dummy. With that being said, Langston, do you want to tell the people where they can find you and what cool shit you have going on?

[Langston Kerman]

Absolutely. You can find me at Langston Kerman on all social media platforms. And August 20th on Netflix. My special Bad Poetry is going to be out. John Mulaney directed it. We shot it in Chicago at the Grand Mill. It's gorgeous. It's funny. It's going to make you rock hard. You'll watch it and you'll be erect the entire time, and then you'll have to do something with that erection. And that's not my business, but go watch the special August 20th. And that's it.

[David Bore]

Go. Oh, I'm David Bore.

[Langston Kerman]

I was about to say. What you got?

[David Bore]

Yeah, David Bore. Cool guyjokes87 on Instagram. Go to patreon.com davidborry we got all cool kinds of cool behind the scenes stuff. And I'm releasing my Special on there June 30th. I'm going to be at the Helium Comedy Club in Portland, Oregon. Come out and support there July 22. Watch Royal exploding Kittens. Some show that I'm on Netflix with my voice, you know, it really lost steam at the end.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, it's Exploding Kittens. Go watch it. David said.

[David Bore]

Yeah, I mean, every episode.

[Langston Kerman]

Hey, you're in it a lot. And that's. That's fucking dope. I've told you, I play the game, so I'm excited to watch it.

[David Bore]

Yeah, you love it. You like games.

[Langston Kerman]

I like games. And I no longer will be recommending them to you, but I'm still a big fan.

[David Bore]

Come on, man. Come on. That was just the one time.

[Langston Kerman]

No, because honestly, the other complicated games that I enjoy, I know for a fact you will. If you didn't like Villainous, you're not gonna like the other shit that we have going on.

[David Bore]

I used to like that game Power Grid.

[Langston Kerman]

I never played Power Grid.

[David Bore]

Oh, I like that. I thought that was fun.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay.

[David Bore]

It's Complicated.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

I never did the Settlers of Catan.

[Langston Kerman]

No, I've never done. I have played Settlers a fair amount. I don't love Settlers. It's cool. It's kind of. I like shit with a real story to it.

[David Bore]

Right.

[Langston Kerman]

And Settlers is just like when we're buying wheat and now we're buying gold and it's like, shut the fuck up.

[David Bore]

That's all power grid is.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. I don't like that.

[David Bore]

Oh, well, maybe we're just like different games. That's okay.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. Give me a little. Give me a naughty fucking. We're murdering people. Or there's real treachery happening.

[David Bore]

Like a mystery dinner theater.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. There's this game. There's this game, Betrayal that I play sometimes. And that shit's. You're like trapped in a haunted house and you have to defeat the killer or ghost or monsters or whatever it is. That's fun.

[David Bore]

Villainous betrayal. I'm sensing some kind of a theme.

[Langston Kerman]

You get it? You know we on.

[David Bore]

Yeah, I love it. All right. That's it. That's a good mini episode.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, I think so. If you want to send us your own drops, if you want to send us your conspiracy theories, if you want to tell us who you believe to be doing it the right way by. By shitting themselves through flat tummy tea and not Ozempic, send it all to mymamapodmail.com. we would love to hear from you. And as always, like, subscribe, do all the things. Buy the merch, review rate, watch the YouTube. Never give up on us, not even for a second.

[David Bore]

God damn, that was real.

[Langston Kerman]

Even when you start to doubt. Hey, is this still working? Are they? Is this even worth it anymore? Don't you do that.

[David Bore]

You keep on.

[Langston Kerman]

You keep coming back. Because we need you. We love you. All right, bye. Bitch. Gee whiz.

[Ryan Seacrest]

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[David Bore]

Is that that drip? Mini episode. Mini episode. Mini episode. Mini episode. Mini episode. Mini episodes.

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[David Bore]

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[Langston Kerman]

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