Underwater Freaknick in ATL Atlantis (with Angel McCoughtry)

Summary

Podcast Summary: My Mama Told Me — "Underwater Freaknik in ATL Atlantis" (with Angel McCoughtry)

Air Date: April 14, 2026
Hosts: Langston Kerman & David Gborie
Guest: Angel McCoughtry (WNBA All-Star, producer, musician)

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Main Theme

This lively episode dives deep (pun intended) into Black conspiracy theories, focusing on the urban legend that Atlanta is actually the lost city of Atlantis. Guest Angel McCoughtry brings Atlanta expertise and plenty of playful energy, exploring the cultural myths, origin stories, strip club lore, and Black aquatic history—with lots of tangents about sports, masculinity, mental health, and Black representation in pop culture.

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Key Discussion Points

Celebrating Angel McCoughtry & Basketball Banter

• First Athlete Guest: The hosts and Angel celebrate her as the first athlete on the show, with competitive, playful energy.
  • [13:23] David: "You are a premier athlete. And what a phenomenal premier athlete to have—a WNBA all-star. You goddamn right. Still dunk on your ass."
• Siblings, Athletic Pride & Gender: Conversation about sibling age gaps, teaching each other to swim, and how athletic competition shapes identity.
• Practice Boy/Man Stories: David recalls being a women’s basketball practice player, detailing the ego-bruising and hilarious dynamics.
  • [60:46] Angel: "They were like, yo, Angel, don’t play. Don’t mess with her."
  • [62:15] Angel: "You know, y’all get a little intimidated with the girl. What’s wrong with y’all, man? This is…"

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JFK Jr., Dynasties, and Black Families in the Spotlight

• Kennedy Obsession: The hosts (with Angel) reflect on the white American obsession with the Kennedys and political dynasties versus Black family icons (like the Wayans).
  • [08:21] Langston: "As a Black person, you’re not necessarily like, what are the Kennedys up on? Yeah, I know where the Harris kids are right now."
• Tragedy and Intrigue: Angel mentions the string of Kennedy family tragedies and relates it to the mythos of American dynasties.
  • [12:01] Angel: "Actually, people don’t know…the sister just had a daughter who was 35 who just passed away…It's just like one thing after the next."

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The ATL = Atlantis Conspiracy

"Atlanta used to be Atlantis"

• Angel's Theory: Atlanta is the lost underwater city of Atlantis, and strip club culture is evidence of its aquatic, magical legacy.
  • [15:47] David: "You said, my mama told me Atlanta used to be Atlantis."
  • [16:09] Angel: "The strippers are mermaids."
• Strip Club Lore: The hosts and Angel riff on how the mesmerizing movements of Atlanta’s strippers resemble mermaids and the forces in water—an evolutionary history.
  • [16:59] Angel: "Where else do you see that? Anywhere else?"
  • [17:14] David: "How do you make cheeks both clap and move that slow? That is…something only water could do."
• Cultural Connections: Drawing links between African rhythms, aquatic heritage, and the energy of Atlanta nightlife.
  • [17:01] Langston: "In the same way you can trace the drums of hip hop back to Africa, we trace the moves of Magic City back underwater to the original Magic City—Atlantis."
• Underwater Freaknik: Joking that the legendary Freaknik party was an underwater event, reclaiming aquatic Black joy.
  • [26:00] Angel: "We had this underwater thing called Freaknik, and it was absolutely underwater."
• Black Swimming Myths: Challenging the trope that Black people don’t swim, referencing global Black aquatic cultures from Africa to Atlanta.
  • [26:44] Angel: "Black people swim. It’s just our ass…American Black people don’t swim. Don’t get it twisted."
  • [27:26] Langston: "My mom can’t swim and she put me in swimming lessons…My baby brother can’t swim. Just…they forgot about it."
  • Humor and self-examination about generational differences, lost skills, and stereotypes.

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Strip Clubs, Food, and Adult PB&J

• Iconic Spots: Visions of Claremont Lounge and Cheetah, legendary Atlanta strip clubs, their diverse clientele, and the symbolic “old lady crushing beer cans with her ass.”
  • [22:19] Angel: "So the lady crushes a can with her ass…"
• The Food Connection: The trio bond over wings and strip club cuisine, likening the combo of “lemon pepper wings and ass” to peanut butter and jelly for grown-ups.
  • [24:55] Langston: "Lemon pepper wings and ass. It’s really…it’s peanut butter and jelly for adults."

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Black Representation & Water: Pop Culture, Movies, and Boats

• Lack of Black "Water" Movies: Noting the scarcity of Black stories centered on beaches, lakes, swimming, or water adventure.
  • [48:34] Langston: "We need more black water-based shit in general. Because we already got Aquaman…Whack. I hated that movie."
  • [49:10] Langston: "How do we not have lake movies?"
• Blacklantis: Dreaming up "Blacklantis," a Ryan Coogler-style black underwater epic film and joking about IP and production.
  • [47:25] Langston: "Black Atlantis. Black Atlanta. Atlantis. Blacklantis."
  • [47:42] David: "I do think Ryan Coogler is sitting on a pretty cool opportunity right now."
• Black Boating & Surfing: Uplifting Black-owned marine businesses and surf operations, and the goal of seeing more Black folks in aquatic spaces, both for fun and as a point of pride.
  • [50:20] Angel: "We gotta own more boats…But I’m like, none of us own the boats."
  • [52:01] Langston: "R and B Surf…represents a significant milestone in promoting diversity and entrepreneurship in the water sports industry."

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Tech & Therapy: ChatGPT in Black Households

• Angel uses ChatGPT as a therapist: Candid debate about AI’s role in mental health, generational differences, skepticism, and the pre-programming of society through media and film.
  • [41:35] Angel: "You guys really did…but do you—"
  • [41:37] Langston: "I don’t want to do that. I can identify places I would lose myself pretty well."
  • [42:51] Angel: "Do you notice most of the movies prep us before something comes out? Oh yeah, like Contagion prepped us for Covid..."
• Films as Cultural Programming: Noting how science fiction has “prepped” society for real changes (AI, pandemics, etc.).

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Listener Voicemail & The Yao Ming Conspiracy

• Yao Ming as Genetic Experiment: Hilarious reflections on the urban legend that Yao Ming was engineered by the Chinese government, and dangerous territory of such conspiracies.
  • [57:20] Listener: "How Yao Ming was an experiment by the Chinese government…"
  • [57:46] Langston: "Whenever we start getting into the math of science experiments making races better at basketball—that’s not good water to be in."
• Basketball Gender Wars: Angel and David joke about men's fragile egos when dunked on by women; Angel's history of dunking on men and how that affects her dating life.
  • [74:09] Angel: "I’ve been dunking on dudes my whole life."
  • [75:24] Angel: "You want an alpha? I need Alpha."

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Notable Quotes & Moments

The Atlantis/Atlanta Theory

• [16:09] Angel: "The strippers are mermaids"
• [17:14] David: "How do you make cheeks both clap and move that slow? That is…that is something only water could do."
• [17:01] Langston: "In the same way you can taste the drums of hip hop back to Africa…I think we trace the moves of Magic City back underwater to the original Magic City. Atlantis."

Cultural Sharpness

• [08:21] Langston: "As a Black person, you’re not necessarily like, what are the Kennedys up on? Yeah, I know where the Harris kids are right now."
• [24:59] Langston: "It’s peanut butter and jelly for adults."
• [47:25] Langston: "Blacklantis. That sounds amazing."

Candid Competition & Gender

• [60:30] David: "There was never a doubt in my mind if I was better than those girls. I knew the entire time they were better at basketball than me."
• [74:09] Angel: "I’ve been dunking on dudes my whole life."
• [75:24] Angel: "You want an alpha? I need Alpha."

Therapy & AI

• [41:36] Angel: "Do you use it for therapy? Heck, yeah…"
• [42:16] Angel: "It’s actually kinda hard. It’s like, yo, you need to do this. You need to step back…"

Black Beach/Water Representation

• [48:34] Langston: "We need more Black water based shit in general..."
• [52:33] David: "R and B Surf represents a significant milestone in promoting diversity and entrepreneurship in the water sports industry."

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Timestamp | Segment | |-----------|----------------------------------------------| | 13:23 | Celebrating Angel’s WNBA career & athletic banter | | 15:47 | Introduction of "Atlanta used to be Atlantis" conspiracy | | 16:09 | "The strippers are mermaids" | | 24:55 | Lemon pepper wings + strip club cuisine | | 26:44 | “Black people swim. It’s just our ass…” | | 41:36 | Angel uses ChatGPT as therapist | | 47:25 | "Blacklantis" & Black water movies | | 57:20 | Listener voicemail: Yao Ming conspiracy | | 60:04 | Practice player stories, gender/ego | | 74:09 | Angel on dunking on men and dating |

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Tone and Style

• Playful, irreverent, sharp: The conversation is comedic, brimming with pop culture references, personal anecdotes, and raunchy banter—but always with cultural critique and insight.
• Supportive but real: The hosts cheer for Angel's accomplishments, but also tease each other and openly call out insecurities and societal issues.
• Candid and open: Deeply personal stories about swimming, family dynamics, being bullied or underestimated, identity, and love are shared freely.

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For Listeners Who Haven't Heard It

You’ll get an unfiltered mix of comedy, Black cultural analysis, and “barbershop” storytelling as the hosts and Angel McCoughtry debate whether Atlanta really is Atlantis (and if strippers are secretly mermaids). Along the way, they pull in themes of pride, trauma, representation, and possibility—from strip club brunches to AI therapy to imagining a Black underwater blockbuster.

If you want to know why "lemon pepper wings and ass" is the new PB&J, why the Black boating industry matters, and what happens when a WNBA all-star dunks on men for sport—this episode is essential listening.

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Transcript

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[Langston Kearney]

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[David Bore]

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[Angel McCaughrey]

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[David Bore]

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[David Bore]

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[Langston Kearney]

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[David Bore]

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[Langston Kearney]

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[David Bore]

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[Langston Kearney]

going to be all mailbags, live streams, all this stuff. Langston's nudes.

[David Bore]

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[Langston Kearney]

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[David Bore]

Yeah, we. Don't insult me likely, but we'll figure it out. It's coming. Bye, bitch.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

So what did you play defensive line? Can I tell you this?

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Big up to the defense. Like, y' all was the most fun in college.

[Langston Kearney]

Come on. Yeah, College is where I did it, too.

[Angel McCaughrey]

College.

[Langston Kearney]

That's the level I'm talking about.

[Angel McCaughrey]

You wanted to party with the defensive side because y'. All. Y' all were more down to earth, you know?

[David Bore]

Oh, they were cooler.

[Angel McCaughrey]

They were. Y' all cooler.

[Langston Kearney]

I think it's like a. It's like you have. You don't have to be as studious to be on the defense. It's a lot more reactionary.

[Angel McCaughrey]

It's a lot less. Like, a lot of fun.

[Langston Kearney]

Studying plays and stuff like that.

[Angel McCaughrey]

The wide receivers want to be the basketball players and act like they're stuck up. Get out of here.

[Langston Kearney]

To me, they are. To me, they are basketball players. Wide receivers.

[David Bore]

Yeah. You're big as hell.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. You might as well work for a coat.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Job was fun. Like, y' all knew how to get down. Y' all knew how to party. Y' all would've liked for the Shout

[David Bore]

out to the defense.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Shout out to defense.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Come on. Defense need more attention, man.

[Langston Kearney]

Like, we've been saying it for Years.

[David Bore]

We gotta show love.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Play the defense.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Come on.

[Langston Kearney]

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[Angel McCaughrey]

Stop it. The government growing babies. Microchips in your 80s.

[Langston Kearney]

All koala bears are racist. The ozone layer owes me money. Marshall's invented dirty stuff.

[David Bore]

I love your smile. There it is.

[Langston Kearney]

There it is.

[David Bore]

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the

[Langston Kearney]

podcast, where we dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories, and we

[David Bore]

finally work to prove that nothing has been proven.

[Langston Kearney]

Over here, we have no insight, scientifically or otherwise.

[David Bore]

We've been doing the research, and we can't understand what we're finding.

[Langston Kearney]

I read lots of articles. No retention.

[David Bore]

It's all going out of my head.

[Langston Kearney]

I was just reading about. They said there's life on Mars in the ice. I don't know what it means.

[David Bore]

What does that mean?

[Langston Kearney]

What did I just say?

[David Bore]

No, no, I'm agreeing with you.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, okay. Okay.

[David Bore]

Look how angry you were.

[Langston Kearney]

I was defensive because I was reading it, and I got that news where they're like, this is the center. So, like, this is the most accurately. Whatever. And I was still like, I don't know. Something about ice. And they're gonna look for. Look for life in ice and not rocks.

[David Bore]

Yeah, it's. If I'm remembering correctly, part of it is that they're, like, finding life in such a basic form that it might as well not exist at all.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, because they get you with the headline. You're like, oh, shit, there's Martians walking around here. And then they read it in this, like, possibly bacteria, and it's like, call me when you find some shit that talks.

[David Bore]

They're like, bro, we found some of them little floaty things that be in your eyes a little bit. Nobody don't know what that is.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, nobody gives a shit about protozoas. Yeah, I bet there is some shit up there. I need some shit that I could eat.

[David Bore]

I'm trying to see somebody. Mars walk.

[Langston Kearney]

What that look like? We seen moon.

[David Bore]

I'm trying to see Mars.

[Langston Kearney]

You think there was somebody working on a Mars walk? And then Michael hit the moonwalk, and he was like, well, I guess I'll just go home. Nobody even cares.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I'm done. Oh, my God.

[David Bore]

Somebody thought he was about to have a big break.

[Langston Kearney]

He said, ah. Oh, no. And then Michael hit his. And he was like, all right, never mind, man. That's probably just go to work. Just.

[David Bore]

Yeah, I think I do construction now.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Yeah, yeah, I'm done.

[David Bore]

I want to say this before we begin. And this is very pressing, so I don't want to lose this moment. And again, feel free to. You're welcome to speak at any point in this. I didn't know white people cared so much about JFK Jr. Oh, my God.

[Langston Kearney]

I didn't either until that show came out. That's. That's real.

[David Bore]

It is big.

[Angel McCaughrey]

It's big.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

Motherfuckers are.

[Langston Kearney]

Are.

[David Bore]

Are into this.

[Angel McCaughrey]

It's a fashion piece like that. They're, like, obsessed with when they ate what they wore.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

You know, but they want to know all. Everything about him in a way that I. I didn't even know he was that important.

[Langston Kearney]

I think. I think, especially racially, I think every race has, like, dynastic families, and I think the Kennedys is just one where, as a black person, you're not necessarily like, what are the Kennedys up on? Yeah, I know where the Harris kids are right now.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

You know what I'm saying? We got our shit, but, yeah, I think it doesn't, like, cross over.

[David Bore]

Yeah, I know what's happening with all the characters of House of Pain.

[Langston Kearney]

Exactly, exactly.

[Angel McCaughrey]

But see, you guys, during that time, he was huge.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I mean, I don't know what area. You guys are millennials. What are you?

[Langston Kearney]

We're all the same age. Yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

We were around a session.

[Langston Kearney]

87, 86.

[Angel McCaughrey]

So, yeah, we were kind of growing up during that era. But y' all don't remember how big he was during, like, the early 90s.

[David Bore]

It didn't hit my house like that.

[Langston Kearney]

I don't think my mom knows who he is now.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I can.

[Langston Kearney]

It never came out.

[David Bore]

She's from Sierra Leone, though, which is

[Langston Kearney]

crazy, because you know who fucked my house up was Lady Di, because Sierra Leone's a British colony.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Oh, yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

There's still, like, love for the British family. So when Diana died, my mom was,

[Angel McCaughrey]

like, that was huge upset. That was huge. Like, we were all upset.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. And I remember thinking. I was like, why does she care about this?

[David Bore]

When you said my house up for a second, I thought you meant Lady Di had, like, come to Sierra Leone and just, like, ran through that bitch.

[Langston Kearney]

Damn.

[David Bore]

No, I was like, oh, she was a colonizer.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. She was the people's princess.

[Angel McCaughrey]

She was the people's people. Yes.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. People liked her.

[David Bore]

I thought maybe she secretly had done, like, something nasty somewhere specific.

[Langston Kearney]

No, no, no, no. That was Charles.

[David Bore]

That was Charles.

[Angel McCaughrey]

But do you guys think, like, they should do how they did the crown, like, something on the Kennedys from the beginning to, like, the end.

[Langston Kearney]

I mean, yeah, I'm interested.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I would be interested.

[Langston Kearney]

I'm interested in families coming here and working their way up to be a dynasty. I watched like the PBS NewsHour thing about. Or not the PBS Talk. I started watching it about the Kennedys. It is kind of interesting how they came here and then, like, figured it out. I'd rather. With the black family.

[David Bore]

You see how you wave that off? It's kind of interesting. I don't give a fuck.

[Langston Kearney]

But if they hide that with a black family, like, what are our political family dynasties?

[David Bore]

Are we saying, I'm here for the Kennedys? If we're speaking to the Kennedys, I'm much more interested in what's happening in that house right now. Do you know what I mean? Like, they have a brother who is acting a nut, really. There's a. RFK is.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, that's right.

[David Bore]

A cousin. At the very least, I think he's

[Langston Kearney]

like, what's going on with that RFK?

[Angel McCaughrey]

Yeah. Junior Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. Yeah. What is going on?

[David Bore]

His voice alone is troubling.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. He made a new food pyramid. He switched up the food pyramid, did he? Yeah. Carbs on top. Now he's doing pushups, which I had been advocating for for years.

[David Bore]

He's doing push ups with Kid Rock. That doesn't give you some pause?

[Angel McCaughrey]

That's the.

[David Bore]

That's not what Lady Di was pushing, certainly.

[Langston Kearney]

No, he was peripheral, though. Like, what do they call it? Camelot? I don't think he was a part of that.

[David Bore]

All I'm saying is, is that if your cousin somehow makes it to a position as high as he's made it to, because objective, he is at the top of the government at this point.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

That doesn't not affect your otherwise liberal leaning household.

[Langston Kearney]

Right.

[David Bore]

They have to answer to all the shit.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

That is happening with RFK Jr. And that would be an exciting story to watch.

[Langston Kearney]

They still have birthdays. He's got to show up for christenings.

[David Bore]

He's singing. He's singing.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Actually, people don't know. So the sister of JFK Jr. Yeah, the sister just had a daughter who was 35 who just passed away. Oh, no, like recently. Like in December.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

From cancer. So it's like.

[Langston Kearney]

Damn.

[Angel McCaughrey]

It's just like one thing after the next.

[Langston Kearney]

It's like a complicated. It seems like a.

[Angel McCaughrey]

It's complicated. Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

The dynamics seem strange within that.

[David Bore]

There's a lot of them and none of them have, like a great story.

[Langston Kearney]

They're basically the weigh ins.

[David Bore]

No, the weigh ins thriving that's true.

[Angel McCaughrey]

The wayans get in 96. That's what we need to show on.

[Langston Kearney]

That's what we need, the FX show. You're right.

[David Bore]

That's our true dynasty.

[Langston Kearney]

Somebody tell me where Kim is. Can we find Kim?

[Angel McCaughrey]

Where is Kim?

[David Bore]

Kim's out here.

[Langston Kearney]

I wonder every day. Kim's out here. I love him.

[Angel McCaughrey]

She's out here.

[David Bore]

I just seem like Kim be out here.

[Langston Kearney]

What you doing?

[David Bore]

She just be making her videos online.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay.

[David Bore]

Yeah, I think she's happy. She seems happy. Kim, if you're out there, we.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I mean, all your brothers are millionaires. I do the same. I'm chilling.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

My brothers are millionaires. All of them.

[Langston Kearney]

My brothers become millionaires. You don't see me again.

[Angel McCaughrey]

So there you go. That's where Kim is.

[Langston Kearney]

You know, that's fair.

[David Bore]

My brother becomes a millionaire. I got to repair a relationship fast. Oh, boy. I got phone calls to make.

[Angel McCaughrey]

You see what I'm saying?

[David Bore]

Hey, man, he was always closer than it felt like.

[Langston Kearney]

Like you got to delete a couple substacks.

[David Bore]

Am I my brother's keeper? Maybe not.

[Angel McCaughrey]

You're damn right.

[David Bore]

Our guest today. You don't know this, but you're the first athlete we've ever had on the show.

[Langston Kearney]

This is huge.

[David Bore]

Really. You are a premier athlete. And what a phenomenal premier athlete to have a WNBA all star. You goddamn right. A fucking.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Still dunk on your ass.

[David Bore]

Still dunk on your ass.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, we'll all dunk on your ass.

[David Bore]

Everybody in this room dunks. There's no reason to check in on that.

[Angel McCaughrey]

That part.

[David Bore]

She's a producer, a filmmaker, a ball player, a star, a musician. We're being told a new EP out in the streets.

[Langston Kearney]

Six songs, baby. What's it called?

[Angel McCaughrey]

My six songs.

[Langston Kearney]

What's the.

[Angel McCaughrey]

The EP is called Empath. Hold on, let me spit something for y'. All. Give me a beat. Let's go.

[David Bore]

Okay. Throw some shit on for.

[Langston Kearney]

Don't do that to me, bro.

[David Bore]

You know how I would beat him? Throw some shit on.

[Langston Kearney]

You know, it's only funny. Non sequiturs. You know, I don't have dicks on here.

[Angel McCaughrey]

All right, check it.

[Langston Kearney]

All right. Let's go.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Check it. My name is angel and I'm the best. When I cross to the east, she going to the west.

[David Bore]

Oh, okay. I like that because you were surprised by it.

[Langston Kearney]

Like a cross up.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Let's get it. You know what I'm saying?

[David Bore]

Angel McCaughrey is here, everybody. Hell, yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Just a one second taste.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I was like, not even Two seconds. No, like one second.

[David Bore]

Sometimes he's real good at it.

[Langston Kearney]

Though it comes.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Can I get at least 3 second drop? I ain't even get a chance to

[Langston Kearney]

the ones that are longer.

[David Bore]

Show her what else she has to choose from so that she understands.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Give me more. Like I don't give a fuck who say what blood. I like that on crib. I'm in la, baby. Let's go.

[Langston Kearney]

You like.

[David Bore]

I'm not choosing sides. I just like y' all both.

[Langston Kearney]

Can't we just be friends?

[David Bore]

Remember that, Angel. You came to us with a conspiracy theory that I think. I think is very. It's beautiful that you are taking on this because you spent years in Atlanta. That was your home. You were a star there. And you said, my mama told me Atlanta used to be Atlantis.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Yes.

[David Bore]

Tell us everything you know.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, this is. This is exciting.

[David Bore]

This is very exciting.

[Angel McCaughrey]

So Atlanta used to be Atlantis. And we all know Atlantis was like this hidden underground, like place. And so all the strippers now.

[David Bore]

I like where this is. I like it.

[Langston Kearney]

I was hoping.

[Angel McCaughrey]

You get what I'm saying?

[David Bore]

Not yet, but I'm hoping So the

[Angel McCaughrey]

strippers are mermaids

[Langston Kearney]

in that they're meant to make sailors crash on the rocks.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Exactly.

[David Bore]

Let's go.

[Langston Kearney]

A lot of guys crash on the rocks over Atlantis. The rocks.

[David Bore]

Them rocks are big old.

[Langston Kearney]

I mean, a lot of men. A lot of men ended their lives over women from the blue flame.

[Angel McCaughrey]

You get what I'm saying? You getting. You know, so this whole world in Atlanta. It was Atlanta. It's the strippers, the way they move on the pole. That's. That's them in Atlantis, in the water.

[David Bore]

You're saying that there is almost like an evolutionary transference that has happened where what once were mermaid people have now transformed into just the purest form of sexual beings. That is.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Where else do you see that? Anywhere else?

[Langston Kearney]

In the same way that you can taste the drums of hip hop back to Africa. I think we trace the moves of Magic City.

[Angel McCaughrey]

There you go.

[Langston Kearney]

Back underwater to the original Magic City. Atlantis.

[David Bore]

Yes. How do you make cheeks both clap and move that slow? That is. That is something that only water could do.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Could do.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Do we see people twerk underwater? Now? I know that's not enough.

[David Bore]

Not enough. As far as I'm concerned about the

[Langston Kearney]

speed, it's almost like to capture it. To capture it properly, you should put it underwater.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Yes, that's.

[David Bore]

That's true.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

We should be submerging booties and making them clap underwater.

[Langston Kearney]

It seems. I don't know. Why we haven't done it yet.

[David Bore]

It seems like obvious science, and yet here we are talking about it, hoping for it in a way that I don't think you should do.

[Angel McCaughrey]

You guys don't want to see booties clap underwater. Wouldn't you?

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. 100% underwater. On land,

[David Bore]

I'm not opposed to space. I'm scared of going up there. But if enough clapping booties go up there first, I'll go.

[Langston Kearney]

I'm like, Sam. I'm like Green Eggs and Ham. I want it on a. I want it with the mouse.

[David Bore]

I want it here, I want it there. I want it everywhere.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I'm done.

[Langston Kearney]

Green Eggs and yams.

[David Bore]

Okay, I like that. A very provocative follow up. Dr. Seuss lost the rights.

[Langston Kearney]

Quan Mills. Quan Mills, get on it.

[David Bore]

Quan Mills, this is your opportunity. Are you familiar with Quan Mills?

[Angel McCaughrey]

No. Tell me about Quan Mills.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, boy.

[David Bore]

Thank you for asking.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. You gotta get a. He writes. I don't know how you would call it. He writes like. It's almost like hood erotica. Yeah, yeah. You gotta read some of the titles.

[Angel McCaughrey]

So we need Green Eggs and yams.

[Langston Kearney]

We can get that.

[Angel McCaughrey]

We need that.

[Langston Kearney]

It's right up his alley.

[David Bore]

Old Thought Next Door is one of his pieces. Pastors Eat Pussy Too. Oh, T o O. But I think also, you know, it could be a two if he decides to get into that second project Ho Dreams is one of his 20, 22 pieces. My baby Mama is a Loser. That's another Quan Mills original. And we own most of these. You should know that.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, we got them at the crib we purchased. We don't live together. We're doing good.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I want to read that whole Dreams one that's reminding me of like.

[David Bore]

You're going to want to see the COVID too, because.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Is it the same Hoe Dreams and

[Langston Kearney]

Hoop Dreams would be amazing.

[David Bore]

Yeah, Project Hoe Dreams. She. She's like, made to look ashy right there, I think. Just so you know, she's a project hoe.

[Angel McCaughrey]

It's giving, Ash.

[David Bore]

Yeah, she's quite ashy.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

It's giving like Kevin Durant legs. Ash.

[David Bore]

Yes. Yeah. Have you seen those bad boys up close?

[Angel McCaughrey]

You know?

[Langston Kearney]

Damn.

[Angel McCaughrey]

He got that survey. He got that survey endorsement.

[David Bore]

Somebody finally stepped up.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Somebody stepped up.

[David Bore]

Somebody on his team finally decided to do some work.

[Langston Kearney]

They said we need to do something about this and we should get paid.

[David Bore]

They said we keep trying to get him brush deals and he's refusing them.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Well, you know, back in college, you know, his hair was only cut when Mama Came to town. If Mama wasn't in town, he didn't care.

[David Bore]

He didn't even touch it, man.

[Angel McCaughrey]

He didn't touch it. But when Mama was in town, that hair was cute.

[Langston Kearney]

Can I tell you, part of me appreciates the freedom he lived under.

[David Bore]

I think it's great.

[Langston Kearney]

Like, he was like, nah, I'm just gonna. What are you gonna do, bro?

[David Bore]

I think it's.

[Langston Kearney]

I'm gonna get buckets and not cut my hair.

[David Bore]

You got your ass busted by ashy nigga.

[Angel McCaughrey]

That's worse. That's cool. With that type of ash on them legs, they get busted like that, Man,

[David Bore]

I ain't even put, like, lotion that

[Langston Kearney]

could rub off on you, like, rubbing off the paint.

[David Bore]

God forbid you have an away jersey

[Angel McCaughrey]

on o

[David Bore]

those dark colors.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I wish I would get busted by somebody that ashy. I would.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, man.

[David Bore]

No. And how can you stop him? He's 7ft doing that shit. He's unstoppable. We're big fans. We love that you're ashy Kevin Durant. Don't use that Sarah V. For a second.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, we do appreciate that.

[Angel McCaughrey]

We like the Ashley Durant better.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[David Bore]

Oh, yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

I don't want. I don't want a moisturizer.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Don't get too clean for us.

[David Bore]

No haircuts, no lotion. Just keep being a dog, baby.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

Angel, when you were in Atlanta, do you feel like you ever experienced anything besides the strip clubs that made you feel associations of Atlantis or that this might have origins in a different world?

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

That's interesting.

[Langston Kearney]

Cause I feel like I'm in a different world many times when I've been in Atlanta.

[Angel McCaughrey]

How so?

[Langston Kearney]

Claremont Lounge, which is the strip club. But I've been in there late at night, and I'm like, this is.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Oh, that was different.

[Langston Kearney]

This is not even the country I live in. Yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Claremont. They had a baby. I mean, I hope it's a lady. They had a lady in there. A lady who could literally, like, crush a. You know what I'm talking about?

[Langston Kearney]

I got her to sign a can. I got her to sign a can.

[Angel McCaughrey]

You got the shot?

[Langston Kearney]

No, I got, like. She crushed one, and then I got her to sign it.

[Angel McCaughrey]

You got a sign can?

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

So the lady crushes a can with her ass. Yeah. You heard about it?

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

Well, now I.

[Langston Kearney]

And she old. She's so old. They're also older than.

[David Bore]

That's the main thing you've always talked about for Claremont Lounge is that you said that they're unnaturally old.

[Langston Kearney]

That's not. I think it's natural. I think it's natural for women to age. Don't box me in.

[Angel McCaughrey]

We need a picture of that. We gotta insert that picture of that can. You still got the can?

[Langston Kearney]

No.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Dang, man.

[Langston Kearney]

I was just a. I was in Atlanta going crazy, getting can signed.

[David Bore]

He drank out of it twice.

[Langston Kearney]

No, no, no.

[David Bore]

Gave it back to the sea where it belongs.

[Langston Kearney]

Cause in my head, I thought it would be fun. When I got her to do it, I thought it would be funny to put it, like, on silk. Like a bronze baby shoe.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

You know what I mean? We gotta go back to Atlanta.

[David Bore]

You gotta get it.

[Langston Kearney]

She's probably still there, right?

[Angel McCaughrey]

No, actually, karma is close now.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, that makes no sense.

[Angel McCaughrey]

She's close.

[David Bore]

You shut it down.

[Langston Kearney]

When did it close?

[Angel McCaughrey]

A couple years ago.

[Langston Kearney]

Damn.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Because it used to be the spot.

[David Bore]

I like how much you know about strip clubs.

[Angel McCaughrey]

You know Cheetah?

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Cheetah was the spot.

[Langston Kearney]

I.

[Angel McCaughrey]

This is great food.

[Langston Kearney]

He's not big on strip clubs, but I think we could get him in pretty easy.

[Angel McCaughrey]

We can get you in easy.

[Langston Kearney]

Like, you want to go. You want to go. You just don't go along.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Hold on. Y' all both got rings in your finger. We can't be getting y' all in trouble now.

[David Bore]

No, our wives are.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Look at how quick both of y' all are.

[Langston Kearney]

No, no, listen.

[David Bore]

Wives ain't shit.

[Langston Kearney]

We're both so disgustingly in the house.

[David Bore]

Yeah. Our wives. My wife has so little doubt that I'll ever do anything. Like she. She truly her face.

[Angel McCaughrey]

If you said, baby, I wanted to go to go to the strip club with the boys, is it okay? Your wives will say yes.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

Angel, if I tell.

[Langston Kearney]

If I tell my wife I'm going

[David Bore]

out on a pussy eating convention, she'll

[Angel McCaughrey]

be like, hell, no.

[David Bore]

Come back safely.

[Langston Kearney]

You said, hell no. Like there's a pussy eating convention.

[Angel McCaughrey]

It's Atlanta.

[David Bore]

You never know what she does not doubt for it. She really believes I'm never gonna do anything.

[Langston Kearney]

Damn.

[David Bore]

And I'm not.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

She sees it in my character, and it's unfortunate.

[Langston Kearney]

I wish.

[David Bore]

I wish she thought I was a dog.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

She doesn't respect me in the least.

[Langston Kearney]

I go out late. She doesn't ask where I am.

[David Bore]

She doesn't watch what she knows.

[Langston Kearney]

You're at a show. Oh, what are you doing at the show? Talk about something dumb. You and Langston talk about Lunchables or something? Dumb shit.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Okay, so then you guys are welcome to Atlantis anytime.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Thank you.

[Langston Kearney]

Thank you.

[David Bore]

Thanks.

[Langston Kearney]

I really appreciate that.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Come on, now. Lemon pepper wings, Honey hot man. Lemon pepper wings.

[Langston Kearney]

Lemon pepper wings and ass. It's really.

[David Bore]

It's the perfect combination.

[Langston Kearney]

It's peanut butter and jelly for adults.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Is how I feel.

[David Bore]

I think so.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. I think you could.

[David Bore]

I think so.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

I think in the way that peanut butter and jelly will always be something a child says yes to. I'm never gonna turn down wings than as.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's also something where it's like, it's great, but you can't build a diet off of it.

[David Bore]

No.

[Langston Kearney]

You shouldn't have it every day.

[David Bore]

That'd be crazy to eat that every day.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. But like, sometimes once a week.

[David Bore]

Nothing wrong with that.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Hey, once a week ain't bad.

[David Bore]

Once a week ain't bad.

[Langston Kearney]

That's really good for your health.

[David Bore]

Does the loss of Atlantis. As you see this. Cause it sounds like you believe this, that you believe that Atlanta really was Atlantis. Does that make you sad? Do you reflect on that and go, damn, we lost something? Or you just like. No, that's just a cool part of history we haven't heard before.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I think both. I think it's a cool part of history, but I'm sad at some of the things we lost with Atlantis. Like, we had this underwater thing called

[David Bore]

Freaknik, and it was absolutely underwater.

[Langston Kearney]

Freaknik is crazy. And I'm excited that this many black people swimming in the war.

[David Bore]

That's cool.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[David Bore]

They said we couldn't do this, bro. Look at us.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Let me tell you something. You've been. Have you been to Africa?

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

What part of Africa you been to?

[Langston Kearney]

Sierra Leone.

[Angel McCaughrey]

You see them blacks is in that water.

[Langston Kearney]

I'm in that water. I'm out. I'm swimming.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I didn't see so many black people surfing until I went to Senegal.

[Langston Kearney]

Come on, let's go.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Who does all these black people surfing?

[David Bore]

I would say your favorite state of being is in water.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

You see what I'm saying?

[Langston Kearney]

I love it big time.

[Angel McCaughrey]

So just American black people don't swim. Don't get it twisted. Black people swim.

[Langston Kearney]

Black people swim.

[Angel McCaughrey]

It's just our ass.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

What's wrong with us?

[David Bore]

Well, I could tell you things.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Why we don't fucking swim.

[David Bore]

I can tell you a few things that happened to us that made water tough to deal with.

[Langston Kearney]

You swim.

[David Bore]

I am capable of swimming. I don't enjoy water at all. I'm not anti.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay.

[David Bore]

But my instinct is never like, man, we got to go to a pool. We got to get in the.

[Angel McCaughrey]

True that. True that. Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

But you were responsible and you are teaching your kids to swim.

[David Bore]

My kids. My daughter swims. Well, she's four and a half and she like be.

[Angel McCaughrey]

She's moving.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. Which is important. You know what's crazy? I just found out because my mom did the same. My mom can't swim.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Right.

[Langston Kearney]

I'm not saying. But my mom can't swim and she put me in swimming lessons. Me and my brothers are talking. We were together the other day. My baby brother can't swim. Just. They forgot about it.

[Angel McCaughrey]

We were talking about what's the age like difference?

[Langston Kearney]

Huge.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Oh, it was Ty.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. I'm like 22 years older than my.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Oh, child.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Just grow up.

[Langston Kearney]

Or like 20 years older than my. But like we just. None of us knew though. None of us knew. Nobody knew.

[Angel McCaughrey]

How's I forget about baby boy like that, bro.

[Langston Kearney]

We couldn't believe it. He was like, I can't swim. And we're like, what the fuck are you talking about?

[David Bore]

That's the one thing we do.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Yeah. So he's like a teenager now.

[Langston Kearney]

He's 20 or. No, he's 18. He's 18. My bad. He's 18.

[Angel McCaughrey]

He's 18.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he just. He just missed it. He just missed it. Just can't swim.

[David Bore]

And that's how the generational hurt continues.

[Langston Kearney]

I know. I felt. Cause you could tell he was like. I don't think he knew we could swim like that either. So you know what I mean?

[David Bore]

He was like, wait, he wasn't even craving it.

[Angel McCaughrey]

That means you weren't hanging out.

[David Bore]

That was y' all thing.

[Langston Kearney]

Not when he was little. Little. No.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Cause I have a 10 year age gap, me and my sister. So you talking about. I'm 18, she's 8.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I didn't hang with her. You didn't hang with your.

[Langston Kearney]

No, no, I didn't teach him to swim. And now I'm trying to take it back. He's here right now.

[David Bore]

Maybe we.

[Angel McCaughrey]

It's your fault. Cause when your parents.

[Langston Kearney]

Whoa, whoa.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I'm gonna tell you why.

[Langston Kearney]

Hey, hey. Yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Cause you're a grown man. Your mom and them are like, all right, we're tired. Y' all should take care of them.

[David Bore]

You're the baby.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I'm the oldest.

[David Bore]

You're the oldest.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay.

[David Bore]

Do you blame yourself?

[Angel McCaughrey]

4.

[Langston Kearney]

Can the youngest one swim?

[Angel McCaughrey]

She can swim.

[David Bore]

Okay, so you taught her.

[Angel McCaughrey]

But I can't.

[David Bore]

You are close.

[Langston Kearney]

But you can't.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I can't. She should teach you.

[Langston Kearney]

Damn. We should have a sibling party.

[David Bore]

Yeah, he'll swap. I throw your sw. Sister in the pool.

[Angel McCaughrey]

You let me tell you. Yeah. We got to stop being statistics. Like, yeah, no more statistics.

[David Bore]

I think it's hard. It's hard to. To fight it sometimes. But I. I hope that everybody. I. I hope we're past the point where people take pride in it. It used to be an era where, like, people be like, you know, black people, we can't swim. And it was like a badge of honor. And I hope we're past that point.

[Angel McCaughrey]

We're past that.

[Langston Kearney]

We gotta get past that. I mean, I have a couple bad memories on swimming. Shit. One time I was at the Boys and Girls Club.

[David Bore]

Oh, no. He's gonna tell us about some.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, I just think about this. Cause it was the one time I thought it would be cool. I was at the Boys and Girls Club, and it was like spring break. We went swimming. I was like, I'm gonna show everybody how cool I am.

[David Bore]

Oh, no.

[Langston Kearney]

I was like. Cause we were going to the pool, and I was like, man, I'm about to go nuts. Like, I was on the bus, like,

[Angel McCaughrey]

hey, we still want that Boys and Girls Club sponsorship.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, yeah. Please, please. Shout out to the Al Davies Boys and Girls Club, Tacoma, Washington. We were going to the pool, and I was like, everybody's gonna think I'm so cool. We got to the pool, I run, jump in there. I'm swimming around. I come up, everybody's in the shallow and having a good time. I'm out in there like a loser. Like a. I got goggles on.

[David Bore]

Don't nobody swim like that, man.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Hey, man, you go to the pool

[David Bore]

to stand in the shallow end and talk, bro. Man, have a girl butt under the water.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. No, I was done doing laps like a old woman.

[David Bore]

No.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Oh, my God.

[David Bore]

Yeah. So. So you do long for it a little bit. This Atlantis that was lost.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I do.

[David Bore]

How do we. Before we go to break and we should take a break. How do we get this back?

[Angel McCaughrey]

Yeah. So we just named it. We gotta get all of us swimming again.

[David Bore]

Okay.

[Angel McCaughrey]

That's how we get it back. We don't need the strips. Clubs closing.

[Langston Kearney]

However, we should open more.

[Angel McCaughrey]

You're saying how many of you guys don't open four hours, right? How many?

[David Bore]

We have just seven days a week.

[Langston Kearney]

Continue.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Continue.

[Langston Kearney]

That's interesting. I would like. I would. Okay. In San Francisco, there's a lunch. There's this place called the Gold Club.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

And everybody goes there for lunch. That's like the big thing is in the chicken is like, the main thing. And you go there and it's all kinds of people having lunch. There's businessmen and shit in there. And it's like lunch at the Gold Club. So much fun, really. I think. I do think we need more of that.

[Angel McCaughrey]

We need more of that.

[Langston Kearney]

We need. Strip club brunch is right there.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Strip club brunch is the right there. Tell me some of the best food you haven't had in Atlantis. Was the. At the strip club.

[David Bore]

I like that. You don't even call it Atlanta. You keep it on Atlanta.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, I do. That is good.

[Angel McCaughrey]

That is good.

[David Bore]

My dream for my bachelor party, and it ended up getting canceled because of a hurricane. I was gonna go to New Orleans, but my dream was to do stripper karaoke. I really, really wanted to just do karaoke. But when you ain't singing, you dancing and strippers sing and strippers dance, and

[Angel McCaughrey]

we all have a. Strippers will do the karaoke.

[David Bore]

We're all doing karaoke together.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Everybody's doing karaoke.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, I've done it. They have it in. We missed it.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Oh, so this is a real place.

[Langston Kearney]

I don't know about the one in New Orleans. They have one in Portland called Devil's Point, I think is where it's at.

[Angel McCaughrey]

How all these places, Washington, Portland, have all this shit.

[Langston Kearney]

It's raining. You got to go inside and do something.

[David Bore]

And the land is real open. Yeah, yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

And it's like it used to be. It's a port city, so it's notorious for vice. Portland has the most strip clubs per capita in the country.

[David Bore]

Portland, Portland, Oregon, they. They do.

[Langston Kearney]

They're not the ones that you want.

[David Bore]

They. They do it the way you don't want it done.

[Langston Kearney]

It's not like Houston, you know.

[David Bore]

Yeah, it's. It is not Atlantis.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

You don't.

[David Bore]

Quite the opposite.

[Langston Kearney]

Some are fun, but it's not like you go in there and you want to buy. Buy a bottle of Crown. No, it's not.

[David Bore]

Cheetahs, they identify as.

[Angel McCaughrey]

They don't have apple.

[David Bore]

Some of them identify as vegan strip clubs, which. Whatever.

[Angel McCaughrey]

The vegan strip clubs.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, no. Strip clubs are for meat.

[David Bore]

Yeah, I think that's right.

[Langston Kearney]

I think that that is a carnivorous environment.

[David Bore]

I think if there's something we can all agree on. Strip clubs are for me.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

No vegan strip clubs, please.

[Langston Kearney]

Meat, beef, chicken, fish, if you have to. Preferably fried.

[David Bore]

Yes. Pussy counts as a meat as well.

[Langston Kearney]

That's the main one I know that

[David Bore]

takes up a big portion of the pie. In my mind.

[Langston Kearney]

That's my RFK Pyram.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Oh my God.

[David Bore]

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[Langston Kearney]

And we're back.

[David Bore]

I feel like I just snorted cocaine or something.

[Langston Kearney]

I'm so excited and I never did that before.

[Angel McCaughrey]

For the record, for the record, for the record,

[Langston Kearney]

I love a reformed Christian man. Yeah, that's like one of my favorite energies. Ex drug addict, reformed Christian. Two pretty fun energies.

[David Bore]

I really like when they. Maybe you've seen these videos where they will sometimes catch like testimonials that weren't supposed to go as far as they did.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, that's a fun genre.

[David Bore]

Yeah, like where like an old lady will stand up and she'd be like, I was addicted to sucking dick. I sucked every dick in his church. And then they'll be like, hey, Sister Redmond. Hey relax Sister.

[Angel McCaughrey]

No, that has happened a lot.

[Langston Kearney]

Really.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I used to and God knows.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Next thing you know, you in church at 11, you get out at 6pm uh huh. Everybody got a testimony for two hours.

[Langston Kearney]

See you talk about two hours of hoeing. Yeah, I like it when people talk about their old life and you could tell they get a little bit of pride. Like I was sucking dick and I was the best.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I was the best on the whole.

[Langston Kearney]

Ask anybody about Molly on Jones street, they'll tell you I was going crazy. They called me the Michael Jordan, the dick sucking now. I love the now.

[David Bore]

I'm here with Joe.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, I like it. I like. Cause like to me greatness is greatness, man. And if you achieved it, even if you achieved it on something that ended up being self destructive for you and you were able to turn away from greatness to have a real life that's a hero.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Give me a good idea. Write a book. We don't need a two hour testimony in Church, two hours praise and worship. Two hours testimony from each person.

[Langston Kearney]

That's a lot of testimony.

[David Bore]

I think there's a time and a place that's fair.

[Angel McCaughrey]

And you're getting pinched by your mom. Cause your ADD kicking in, you're ready to go.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Come on.

[Langston Kearney]

Did you sleep in church a lot as a kid?

[Angel McCaughrey]

Yeah, we was in there all day. You know, the old school church back when our parents were in cults. They're not in cults anymore. You know, they brought up the cult behavior.

[Langston Kearney]

I would like to hear more.

[David Bore]

Yeah, yeah, I get what you're. I get what you're saying. My mom. My mom was too much of a rebel to ever, like, fully commit to any of the churches that we belong to. So we'd be there for like three years, and then she would get in a beef with somebody and be out of it. But it was cultish.

[Angel McCaughrey]

It was cultish.

[David Bore]

Like, every time you'd be like, I think this is my family now. I think I have to like.

[Angel McCaughrey]

It was a little cultish. I first didn't realize it back then because I joke with them now. I'm like, dad, you know, you told me I couldn't have my ears pierced. I didn't get my ears pressed till I was 13. God wanted me to have holes in my ears. He would have put them there.

[David Bore]

Wow.

[Langston Kearney]

So what changed at 13?

[Angel McCaughrey]

Sorry. What changed at 13? My mom was just like, girl, let's get your ears pierced.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I'm like, mom, all the girls look pretty and I don't.

[David Bore]

Yeah, yeah. She finally caved.

[Langston Kearney]

Took you down to the mall or where you get your ears pierced.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I think in the mall.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Just like, God. I just have my. I'm not asking for nothing else.

[Langston Kearney]

She's very sad.

[Angel McCaughrey]

That's like, I'm not out here having sex. I'm a virgin for guys. Can I just get my ears pierced?

[David Bore]

Yeah, just let me. Just let me look like what I want to look like.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Yeah. So now we kind of. Me, dad, mom, we all laugh back at this stuff now, but back then, they had no freaking clue that was cultish.

[David Bore]

It was cultish. But I do think it's to their credit, and I think all parents credit. It was a beautiful time in the world where you knew so little of what everybody else was doing.

[Angel McCaughrey]

There you go.

[David Bore]

That it didn't feel like you were a part of a cult. It just felt like you found community

[Angel McCaughrey]

and you wanted to do the right thing.

[Langston Kearney]

You did, though. What isn't cultish?

[David Bore]

But I'm saying what Niche? What niche?

[Langston Kearney]

Like lifestyle choice isn't cultish.

[David Bore]

And I'm saying that was beautiful when you didn't know about every niche.

[Langston Kearney]

Right, right.

[David Bore]

A little bit of the joy of it. Because now we know that we know

[Angel McCaughrey]

so much information now with social and our parents know so much more.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

When I wanted to learn something, go upstairs and get the encyclopedia and I gotta look it up. Y' all remember those days?

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, man. I was just trying to tell my brother because he was talking about ChatGPT. I was like, I did the same thing. I just paraphrased from the encyclopedia. You know how many reports I just put in my own words that were.

[Angel McCaughrey]

But chat gives you so much more. Should therapist. I know you guys use it for therapy.

[Langston Kearney]

No, I don't use it for therapy.

[David Bore]

I've never touched it.

[Langston Kearney]

I don't.

[Angel McCaughrey]

My wife just yelled at me. What should I say to my wife right now?

[David Bore]

I wish. Can they help with that?

[Angel McCaughrey]

Hell yeah. You never touched it?

[Langston Kearney]

No, I don't. What? Same. I don't fuck with that shit. No, I don't fuck with that shit.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Come on.

[Langston Kearney]

Do you use it for therapy?

[Angel McCaughrey]

Heck, yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Really?

[Angel McCaughrey]

Yo, such and such. What did I say?

[Langston Kearney]

Does it work?

[Angel McCaughrey]

Heck yeah. And then you can, like, put. If you want it more stern, more soft, like how you want it to talk back to you.

[David Bore]

Whoa.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Oh, you guys really did.

[David Bore]

But do you.

[Langston Kearney]

I don't want to do that. I can identify places that I would lose myself pretty well. I'm out of here. If that's you. Don't worry once I start that you

[David Bore]

don't worry that it's like, reaffirming your own bad behavior? No, because you're making it talk to you how you want to be talked to about the stuff you want to talk about. And it's probably going to tell you the thing you wanted to hear. You don't think.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Actually, it doesn't. It really doesn't. It's like, yo, you need to do this. You need to step back. Or like, this doesn't affect your value because you got a knowing this. So it's actually kind of hard.

[Langston Kearney]

Do you call it a name?

[Angel McCaughrey]

I don't. Maybe I need to say that.

[Langston Kearney]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[David Bore]

Don't be friends with it. Stop.

[Langston Kearney]

It's a robot. It's a robot.

[Angel McCaughrey]

It's a robot. Who was that movie the guy fell in love with Her?

[Langston Kearney]

Her.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Was it called her? You fell in love with that little robot lady?

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, it was basically Alexa.

[Angel McCaughrey]

It was before Alexa, right?

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[David Bore]

Now I will say her did sound like a bad bitch. When you listen to her, you're like, that is a bad bitch.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Guys, do you notice most of the movies prep us before something comes out? Oh, yeah, like Contagious prepped us for Covid. We had no idea her.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, you. Contagion.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Contagion.

[Langston Kearney]

I thought you meant Contagious by Ronald Eisenhower.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Oh, my bad. Contagion. And like, Herb prepped us for Alex. Like these movies are. We gotta pay attention, man.

[Langston Kearney]

No, that's fair.

[David Bore]

No, I think that's real. It is.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I.

[David Bore]

And I think in that way, I would challenge you to maybe reconsider your relationship with Chatgpt.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I'm falling in love, guys. That's the worry.

[Langston Kearney]

It is. That's the worry.

[David Bore]

It's starting to make me a little sad where you're like, yeah, sometimes it yells at me and I go, don't yell at me.

[Langston Kearney]

I kind of deserved it. And I think.

[David Bore]

I think it's pretty nice. It helps. It's like, I don't think this is good. Angel. I think we gotta stop.

[Langston Kearney]

We gotta stay off.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Oh, my God. Okay, we can get to that point. Like, I don't know.

[David Bore]

I did a little bit of research on this question of Atlantis. Well, specifically, what I wanted to know was the origins of Atlantis. The entire concept of Atlantis.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Okay, where'd you find out?

[David Bore]

And what I found out is that it actually originally comes from place.

[Langston Kearney]

I did know that. Weirdly, I did know that Plato and

[David Bore]

apparently 360 BC wrote about Atlantis, which was this island in the middle of the Atlantic. In between. I believe it's Hercules. It's like, located next to some sort of statue that's relating to Hercules that he writes about. And it basically is this island that was super advanced in technology and resources, was like living the future. And then because of the seas basically was swallowed up and forced to disappear. It was lost in the sands of time. Waters of time. You're going to press a button.

[Langston Kearney]

I couldn't find it fast enough.

[David Bore]

Oh, no.

[Langston Kearney]

I was going to do the swallowed one.

[David Bore]

Oh, damn. That would have been really nice.

[Angel McCaughrey]

That would have been perfect timing.

[David Bore]

You want me to say swallowed again and then you do it?

[Langston Kearney]

I mean, maybe we just run it back. Back a second.

[David Bore]

Yeah. I'll say this. That was swallowed by the officer.

[Langston Kearney]

I still don't have it.

[David Bore]

Oh, well, then that sucks. That sucks, David, because now I've done it twice. Now I've attempted it to give you an alien. Twice. You had one job.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Come on, you gotta Find it.

[David Bore]

I was willing to embarrass myself twice.

[Langston Kearney]

I'm assuming it might not even be in there. It might not even be.

[David Bore]

It would have been so cool. Angel, you would have been proud of.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, you would have really like liked it.

[David Bore]

Hello.

[Langston Kearney]

How are you? I am under the water. Please help me here.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Too much draining.

[David Bore]

It's too much drowning. That's right.

[Angel McCaughrey]

So it was swallowed.

[David Bore]

It was swallowed by the water. By the water. And. And it isn't until much later that people start to actually take Atlantis seriously as like a real concept. When Plato is writing about it, it is completely fictitious. It's made up. And then it's later that like the. These sort of pseudo science, like people start to pitch it as a real thing because of its location. They. They often talk about like plate shift stuff being the cause for it having shifted. I saw something about it being Antarctica is secretly Atlantis. That like they believed at one point it shifted all the way down to Antarctica and got frozen over. Which is why we can't find the technology. There are also arguments that the Bermuda Triangle swallowed it up and that's why it's not there anymore. Atlantis remains sort of this elusive made up.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Y' all know where it's at?

[David Bore]

Atlanta.

[Langston Kearney]

Here's the thing though, too, right. If it's plates shifting tectonics, that's like a slow. That's like enough time for them to get the technology to continue to live underwater. Right. Because like the way you're talking about it, the initial story was not people living underwater. It was a place that got lost. The way that I've always heard it is of this place, this secret underwater city where people continue to live. Right?

[David Bore]

Yeah. And I think that is some of like history playing a game of telephone, Right?

[Langston Kearney]

Right.

[David Bore]

Is that like what starts as just an island of the future turns into mermaids and you know, fucking tridents and shit.

[Langston Kearney]

Which I like better.

[David Bore]

I do too.

[Langston Kearney]

Black Atlantis. Black Atlanta. Atlantis. Blacklantis.

[David Bore]

Blacklantis.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Blacklantis.

[Langston Kearney]

Blacklantis. That sounds amazing. Yeah. Cause like they made that Atlantis movie and they weren't black, but they weren't white.

[David Bore]

I do think Ryan Coogler is sitting on a pretty cool opportunity right now. Whoa. I think that last Black Panther movie was Ryan Coogler.

[Langston Kearney]

Michael B. Jordan.

[David Bore]

Let's go.

[Langston Kearney]

He's from the team that brought you sinners. Yep. Taraji P. Henson. Probably.

[David Bore]

Yeah. She gotta be in it.

[Langston Kearney]

Viola Davis is some kind of a queen.

[David Bore]

Yep.

[Langston Kearney]

Blacklantis.

[David Bore]

Blacklantis.

[Langston Kearney]

Summer. Summer 2029.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Ooh.

[David Bore]

Oh, you've Rushed it.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay. Yeah, Yeah. I mean, I think that we're gonna need all hands on deck.

[David Bore]

Let's hurry up and get to this underwater black movie. Yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Hey, we need to.

[Langston Kearney]

Come on.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I'm copyright this. Cause I know I. Next thing you know, it's gonna be a strip club now called Blacklantis in Atlanta.

[David Bore]

Angel, you seem more connected than us. We'd like your help to your film producer.

[Langston Kearney]

Certainly.

[Angel McCaughrey]

This is a gem you guys just dropped.

[Langston Kearney]

I don't think it's a bad idea at all.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I don't think so. Yeah, I love it.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Blacklantis.

[Langston Kearney]

We need more black water based shit in general because we already got Aquaman.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Let's get it.

[Langston Kearney]

Whack. I hated that movie.

[David Bore]

They also made the black guys, the bad guys in that movie.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Oh, they did.

[David Bore]

And so we didn't get to be fun about it.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Yeah, let's.

[Langston Kearney]

We need more black water stuff. When was the black. Last black water movie? Fat Beach. Yeah, the one with Terrence Howard when he taught him to swim.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I don't even. And I didn't even see that movie. Fat Beach. Yeah, it's okay. I gotta watch that.

[Langston Kearney]

It's not.

[David Bore]

Norbit.

[Angel McCaughrey]

How many Norbert shot a water movie? No, I'm thinking, how many black water movies do we really have?

[David Bore]

We don't have a lot of them.

[Langston Kearney]

How do we not have lake movies?

[David Bore]

Stomp the yard. They danced in the water for about four minutes.

[Langston Kearney]

Which one was the one where they danced in the empty pool?

[David Bore]

That's Stop the Yard.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, but like, we don't have, like, black water movies.

[David Bore]

Nah, we don't talk about it.

[Langston Kearney]

Come on. That's crazy.

[David Bore]

That Terrence Howard movie about them teaching them boys to swim.

[Langston Kearney]

I just said that.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Oh, is that the Fat beat?

[Langston Kearney]

I'm so sorry. And Bernie Mac was in it, and they were like, come on, Bertie Mac, swim. And he was like, okay, I gotta watch that.

[David Bore]

Yeah, it's called Fat Beach.

[Langston Kearney]

No, Fat beach is a different movie.

[David Bore]

I was about to say. There's no way that's called Fat Beach.

[Langston Kearney]

No, no, no. P H A T Beach.

[David Bore]

I got you.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, I think it. The guy who played Steel and Juice. Yeah.

[David Bore]

Yeah, I do remember that. Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. We need to bring black people back to the water.

[David Bore]

We gotta do it.

[Langston Kearney]

We should all get boats.

[Angel McCaughrey]

One step at a time.

[Langston Kearney]

Jet Skis, probably first.

[David Bore]

I think if we can get this movie off the ground, then we can maybe buy some of those celebratory.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, I'm trying to get black people back to the beach, though.

[David Bore]

No, you made that clear.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Your passions, they'll come to the beach.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, I'm trying to get.

[Angel McCaughrey]

They're not getting in the water.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

We gotta get em in the water.

[David Bore]

We like the beach.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

We gotta own more boats and more. When I go to Caribbean, obviously I'm being invited on the boats by, you know, some dope ass white guys.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

But I'm like, none of us own the boats.

[Langston Kearney]

We need our boats.

[Angel McCaughrey]

We need boats.

[Langston Kearney]

Bring back our boats.

[Angel McCaughrey]

And they're living their lives, okay?

[David Bore]

And not the ones you brought us over here in. We don't like those boats.

[Langston Kearney]

Those weren't our boats.

[David Bore]

We want cool boats.

[Langston Kearney]

Are there black boat makers?

[David Bore]

I don't know them. Do you know them?

[Langston Kearney]

I know a nigga who makes RC boats.

[David Bore]

Okay.

[Langston Kearney]

I follow him on Instagram, but that's like not.

[David Bore]

You think he could scale that up?

[Langston Kearney]

I don't see why not. I don't know about the technology.

[David Bore]

I don't either how hard it is

[Langston Kearney]

to remote control versus real. The point is, yeah, we need black people on boats. We need this Blacklantis movie.

[Angel McCaughrey]

We need this Blacklantis movie. That would be dope.

[Langston Kearney]

That would be so good.

[David Bore]

Now the outdoor eight. The closest I've come is eight black owned marine and outdoor businesses to support. I don't know what the fuck that actually entails though. There's a yacht club company run by two black men. There's a riverside marina that I guess they own a marina. There's a SOCA Caribbean Yacht Charters. Okay, okay, so we own some.

[Angel McCaughrey]

We're getting somewhere.

[David Bore]

We own some Slim Pickens Outfitters. A lady named Jamika Dawes owns that and seems to be hooking people up with boat stuff. Get off the hook up or got the hookup. Charters.

[Langston Kearney]

I like that. I would call that R and B Surf.

[David Bore]

Okay, I don't even know what that means, but that's dope.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, you're.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I like that.

[Langston Kearney]

Come on.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Where's R and B Surf located?

[David Bore]

R and B Surf, Chula Vista, California.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, that's here.

[David Bore]

We could all potentially be R and B surfing with a brother named Artis in Arlen. And their business offers a range of water sports equipment rentals emphasizing rest and relaxation for locals and visitors alike. R and B Serve represents a significant milestone in promoting diversity and entrepreneurship in the water sports industry. That's right.

[Langston Kearney]

You know what's crazy? I just remember this too. My wife's got a cousin who does jet Ski excursions out of Long Beach. Know what timing he's on?

[David Bore]

Yeah,

[Angel McCaughrey]

but you know?

[Langston Kearney]

But I do know he does it. And he's black.

[David Bore]

Yeah. He's like, I. I could do it. I got to get a haircut. But I. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's say 3:45.

[Langston Kearney]

Man, this is exciting.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Oh yeah, Angel.

[David Bore]

It sounds like we're in business together.

[Angel McCaughrey]

We're in business.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

We're going to marinate on this. We'll take a break.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

And then we'll be back. More, more, Angel. More. My mama told me.

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[Langston Kearney]

We are back, nigga.

[David Bore]

I created you, nigga. Well, God created you.

[Langston Kearney]

But I help and we helped you get back to that water. My mama told me.

[David Bore]

Well said.

[Langston Kearney]

We got a voicemail.

[David Bore]

Let's listen to a voicemail.

[Langston Kearney]

Hi.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I love your show. I listen to it often. I listen to it with my husband. That's nice. And I think he finds it slightly

[Jana Kramer]

less entertaining than I do.

[Angel McCaughrey]

But nonetheless, a very big fan of the show.

[Langston Kearney]

Pause.

[Angel McCaughrey]

What I wanted to call you about is that she could.

[Langston Kearney]

Nobody gives a fuck what your husband did. How about that? I'm at work. That was cool.

[David Bore]

I was picturing you having so much fun at home. It was bringing you closer to your family. And then you had to throw in. By the way, my husband's miserable when I turn this on.

[Langston Kearney]

He hates that I like you.

[David Bore]

It's actually what's keeping us apart.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

Is. Is me listening to you as often as I do.

[Langston Kearney]

Damn.

[David Bore]

That hurt our feelings.

[Langston Kearney]

But.

[David Bore]

But still, we persist.

[Langston Kearney]

I'm sorry. Continue.

[Angel McCaughrey]

So what I wanted to call you about is that I'm really shocked that you all have never talked about how Yao Ming was a experiment by the Chinese government to create, like, the best basketball player ever.

[Langston Kearney]

Pause.

[Angel McCaughrey]

It feels like it's very much okay.

[Langston Kearney]

Whenever we start getting into the math of science experiments. Making races better at basketball.

[David Bore]

Yep.

[Langston Kearney]

That's not good water to be in.

[David Bore]

It's unfortunate territory.

[Langston Kearney]

You know what I'm saying? I think that we could end up on the wrong side of history here. Maybe we tread lightly.

[David Bore]

Hey, we might be talking to an experiment right now.

[Langston Kearney]

I don't think that. I think you earned the number one draft pick. I don't know.

[Angel McCaughrey]

You know what they need? Let me tell you this. So when we was at the Olympics and we played China, their warmup. Their warmup was so struck. I had never seen anything like it. And, like, by the time they were ready to Play the game. They were exhausted because they just kept going. So they needed to experiment. They needed to do that. They're like, they needed to make some bionic type of something to represent their country and show that, you know, they can compete.

[David Bore]

We need somebody. We need somebody who won't get tired during them warmups. What if his legs were so long that the running we're asking him to do won't tire him?

[Langston Kearney]

I feel like he got tired all the time.

[David Bore]

Well, he's an experiment, man. They tried their best, but they didn't get another one. That's because it's hard.

[Angel McCaughrey]

It is time for another one. An upgraded one.

[Langston Kearney]

Are you yummy?

[Angel McCaughrey]

Yeah. But you had a 7 10. Yeah, that's an experiment. Come on.

[David Bore]

Yeah, I think I'm gonna throw my hands up while I say it. Wimby does feel like a 2.0 ass

[Langston Kearney]

version, like, of the French version.

[David Bore]

Yeah, that, like, if that science does exist, you start doing. You do new math, you mix new

[Langston Kearney]

chemicals, and plus do equals when they. Not mine. Yeah. I said one plus two.

[Angel McCaughrey]

So when people talk about lowering the REMs in women's basketball, should they hire the REMS in men's basketball? Because Wemby's like this. Yeah, you can't even jump.

[Langston Kearney]

But for every Wemby, there's just guys who want to play on the weekend.

[David Bore]

Yeah. What I don't need.

[Langston Kearney]

It's not just for you guys. What I don't need, we gotta play basketball.

[David Bore]

What I don't need is to be in a room with a man and he goes, oh, you don't play the same kind of basketball that I play.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Oh, my God. The ego is like.

[David Bore]

That would neuter me.

[Langston Kearney]

It's not ego.

[Angel McCaughrey]

It would not be fun. And here's an argument I had with a guy at a bar. I was like, you should come to a WBA game. He's like, do you jump as high as LeBron? I'm like, no. He's like, do you run as fast as LeBron? I said, no. He said, why should I come watch the wba? And I said, sir, I jump higher and run faster than you. Right, Angel?

[Langston Kearney]

And that's really all I don't want to see is me playing basketball. I'll pay to watch anybody.

[David Bore]

Let me tell you an exciting thing that I once did. I used to be a practice player. I don't get to talk about this often. You never do, but I used to be a practice player for the University of Michigan. Basketball for the women.

[Angel McCaughrey]

It wasn't fun.

[David Bore]

It Was very fun. But there was never a doubt in my mind if I was better than those girls. I knew the entire time they were better at basketball than me. All I had over them was the fact that I weighed more and I could run fat.

[Angel McCaughrey]

And.

[David Bore]

And because they were good, right? They were good at.

[Angel McCaughrey]

And they were strong and they were.

[David Bore]

They were scary, and they yelled at me, and they pushed me down, and I loved everybody.

[Langston Kearney]

Did you get hazed?

[David Bore]

They were mean as you think. These girls were nice.

[Angel McCaughrey]

They were like, yo, angel, don't play. Don't mess with her.

[David Bore]

They hit me in my dick.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Mean. Oh, you try. Oh, you want.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, man.

[David Bore]

When I call women, it's coming from a specific place

[Langston Kearney]

I'm not feeling.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Yeah, you starting to sweat a little bit. Oh, this is some. This is some triggered trauma.

[David Bore]

These girls hurt me so good.

[Langston Kearney]

But the point is, did we have

[Angel McCaughrey]

a towel in this bitch? He's sweating and shit. He just turned red. Damn.

[Langston Kearney]

I didn't know.

[Angel McCaughrey]

We did not mean to trigger some trauma.

[Langston Kearney]

You know what you did? I feel like you did a little.

[David Bore]

You know what you did?

[Langston Kearney]

You eyes. Because when I said hazing, his eyes got darker. Your eyes lit up. Yeah, I do think there's probably a boy somewhere who graduated with a Mass com degree who's like, I will kill Angel.

[David Bore]

There's somebody realized she wasn't first pick. To me, you said.

[Langston Kearney]

You said, we love our boys. You didn't even acknowledge them as men at this point. She said, we love our little hoes.

[David Bore]

She ain't my Olympic.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Oh, man.

[Langston Kearney]

I used to make them give me sandwiches.

[Angel McCaughrey]

No, I'm nice to them now.

[Langston Kearney]

What were their names?

[Angel McCaughrey]

Well, one was. One was named G. Me and him were really close.

[David Bore]

She don't know the whole name.

[Langston Kearney]

And then you hit him in the dick. He wanted to be in love with you, and you elbowed him in his penis.

[Angel McCaughrey]

You know, he didn't marry somebody else now and have kids.

[David Bore]

It's okay.

[Angel McCaughrey]

You know, y' all get a little intimidated with the girl. What's wrong with y', all, man? This is. This.

[Langston Kearney]

I'm watching this act out right now.

[David Bore]

See how she's alpha ing me?

[Langston Kearney]

She is really alpha ing.

[David Bore]

You imagine if there were 14 others. I mean, imagine if the whole room was doing.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Even the one on the bench. They're alphas, too.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

The girls that don't even play are

[Langston Kearney]

like, I believe you.

[David Bore]

They all talk crazy to the boys.

[Angel McCaughrey]

We do.

[David Bore]

We are always.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Because y' all need those help.

[David Bore]

And in that way, I was happy to be the help. It was a great job.

[Angel McCaughrey]

But we take care of you. You get shoes. You get to come to the game.

[David Bore]

We do.

[Langston Kearney]

And here's the best quarters that you get to stay in.

[David Bore]

Here's the craziest part.

[Langston Kearney]

And sometimes at night, if we're feeling randy, we let you eat.

[David Bore]

Here's the craziest part of it is that you have to register as a student athlete. So you are. I, I, I play basketball for the University of Michigan.

[Langston Kearney]

That's cool.

[David Bore]

That is technically on my resume.

[Langston Kearney]

Right?

[David Bore]

But yeah, and, and she is right. They give you shoes, they give you clothes, they give you all kinds of gear.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, you got free. That's pretty cool.

[David Bore]

But it all says women's on it. Oh, they don't give you.

[Angel McCaughrey]

You got some stuff that didn't say women's.

[David Bore]

No, ma'.

[Langston Kearney]

Am.

[Angel McCaughrey]

You got a jumpsuit that got, like, Nike on it.

[David Bore]

Absolutely not. Every piece fits. At University of Michigan.

[Angel McCaughrey]

It doesn't matter. Women's basketball, that gear is expensive in college.

[David Bore]

It absolutely is.

[Angel McCaughrey]

So to have gear from your school

[David Bore]

and from a distance, I look like the fucking man.

[Langston Kearney]

Until you a women's basketball, you came home. You came home from college, if you

[Angel McCaughrey]

were ranked and had a good season,

[David Bore]

people were like, worst team in the Big Ten that year.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Okay, he wasn't at UConn, so, like, no, no. He worked at UConn. Women's gear. Everybody's like, oh, man.

[Langston Kearney]

My man was having a tough time.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Hey, we were the shit. So if you got our women's gear, people were like, oh, damn.

[David Bore]

And unfortunately, I don't share that experience.

[Langston Kearney]

But he didn't. All he got was bruises on his penis.

[Angel McCaughrey]

So you guys are good now?

[David Bore]

I'm 38 years old. That doesn't do shit for me.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

You still have your.

[David Bore]

I do. I was at the gym today wearing some of my shoes.

[Langston Kearney]

But what I'm seeing about these relationships. You're not in contact with any of your boys.

[David Bore]

Nope.

[Langston Kearney]

You're not in contact with any of those women.

[Angel McCaughrey]

That's not it. People live their lives.

[Langston Kearney]

You don't have college friends. You don't have college friends. You talk to still people.

[Angel McCaughrey]

And Mary got jobs. But those weren't your friends.

[Langston Kearney]

Those were not your friends.

[David Bore]

No, they were. They were her victims. Angel did some nasty shit to those men. And I'm finally glad to call you to order. I'm finally glad to have this.

[Langston Kearney]

That's what this was about. That's what this whole thing.

[David Bore]

Stand up for justice.

[Angel McCaughrey]

You know, I can't even say nothing there's nothing like that.

[David Bore]

Because he knows we should finish the voice.

[Langston Kearney]

What a great dynamic we've unlocked. I didn't even know. Cause you've talked to me about it. You never said that they were mean.

[David Bore]

Yeah, I mean, it is their. It is their job. We are pretending to be the other team. Like, that is ultimately why you get dudes is like, come be like, run the plays that this other team is running.

[Langston Kearney]

Right? Right.

[David Bore]

And be a punch.

[Angel McCaughrey]

And if you don't run those right. Coaches yelling at y'.

[Langston Kearney]

All.

[David Bore]

We get yelled at. We gotta run.

[Angel McCaughrey]

And we like, come on, fellas. Fucking pick it up.

[David Bore]

And they. They chime in. That's what's crazy.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Play some fucking defense.

[David Bore]

A grown person yells at you.

[Langston Kearney]

You're 19 and a 1.

[David Bore]

Often a woman. I had a man.

[Langston Kearney]

That happens all the time, though. That's not crazy.

[David Bore]

A old lady is yelling at you, and she's wearing a jumpsuit, and she's screaming at you. And then here come. Here come four other girls being like, fucking dumbass.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Yeah, let's go. Fucking dumbass. You gonna be a bitch today. Play some D. You gonna be a bitch today.

[David Bore]

Yeah. It's crazy.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Hey, that's the life. But we thank you. Cause honestly, let's keep it real. We need a job, and we thank y' all because we couldn't do that to some group of women, regular girls.

[Langston Kearney]

No, you're right.

[Angel McCaughrey]

We need a job.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

So in order for us to get better, we need our men.

[Langston Kearney]

And.

[David Bore]

And we needed you. Because our egos were built in such a way where we couldn't give up on basketball dreams, even though they had been completely.

[Angel McCaughrey]

We kind of let y' all know. Like, y'. All. Y' all ain't that good, huh?

[David Bore]

Yeah, well, we. We knew in our heart of hearts, but that moment kind of solidifies it. Where you go like, damn, that lady really busted my ass today.

[Angel McCaughrey]

So I'm gonna respect women.

[David Bore]

I think I'm gonna chill on this whole dream.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Is it the dream thing, or is it the ego thing? Like, women can't.

[David Bore]

No, I still don't respect women. You hurt me too much. But. I'm joking. I'm a big fan.

[Langston Kearney]

Obviously. You signed up to do that more than once. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

You kept going back the whole season he was in.

[Langston Kearney]

How many seasons did you do that?

[David Bore]

Two seasons.

[Langston Kearney]

Wow.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Yeah, it's pretty legit.

[Langston Kearney]

And you don't talk to any of those girls. Just to reiterate, you don't talk to any of those boys.

[David Bore]

I bumped into my homie A.J. shout out. A.J. in you.

[Langston Kearney]

Tell her you're on TV now.

[David Bore]

In New Orleans. And we were very excited to see each other, and we did not exchange phone numbers.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, man.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I said, yeah, I'm on tv.

[Langston Kearney]

Do they ever reach out? Cause it's funny to think they would be watching insecure. And they're like, I used to elbow

[Angel McCaughrey]

that dude in the dick,

[David Bore]

and now I'm seeing his booty hole on television.

[Langston Kearney]

Look at that.

[David Bore]

Look at God.

[Langston Kearney]

I want a redemption for you.

[David Bore]

None of it's redeeming, man. My journey is always going to be a tragedy, and in that way, I'm happy to be here.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Would you encourage your son, like, if he wanted to be a practice boy, would you be like, no, don't do that.

[David Bore]

Oh, yeah. You called him a practice boy.

[Langston Kearney]

Practice boy.

[Angel McCaughrey]

What do we call. Okay, a practice man?

[David Bore]

That's a grown man.

[Angel McCaughrey]

A practice man player. Would you be like. Or would you be like. Would you be like. No, son. Don't. Don't.

[David Bore]

After hearing the way you speak about him, yes, I would. God forbid. He played for a team you're coaching.

[Langston Kearney]

This is amazing. This is the best thing ever happened.

[Angel McCaughrey]

And don't let him go to UConn or Tennessee or.

[David Bore]

That would terrify me.

[Langston Kearney]

Them girls are meaner. You think they're better, but, I mean, are they meaner? If the girls are better, are they meaner?

[David Bore]

The better they are, the meaner they are.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I think, if you want. It depends on the characteristics. I think UConn, they're very sarcastic. Like, just Gino's sarcastic. Okay, so he'll say some shit like sarcastic to you. Not probably yell.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay.

[Angel McCaughrey]

But he'll say some sarcastic shit.

[David Bore]

You be like.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Make you think, like, damn.

[Langston Kearney]

But now in your time, you guys were just mean.

[Angel McCaughrey]

We were mean. Damn, we were mean. I don't know. The girls now are different. So.

[Langston Kearney]

So maybe it's better.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Maybe it's better. They came, they got all this money now.

[Langston Kearney]

Maybe player, practice boy relations. Maybe We've done a lot.

[Angel McCaughrey]

The players are in control now.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay, I'm sorry. That was. That was.

[David Bore]

You actually didn't have to join in on that.

[Angel McCaughrey]

The players are dictating that with nil. So maybe it's different because, you know, we didn't get paid. So that's different. Now they get.

[Langston Kearney]

Maybe Hydra men are getting nil deals.

[David Bore]

I don't think so.

[Langston Kearney]

No, no, that's.

[Angel McCaughrey]

So yo. If I want to practice and she's getting a million, you know. Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Do you still negotiate that now? I have a question for both of you guys in the same vein. When you play men now, are you still elbowing in the dick? When you play women now? Are you going crazy?

[Angel McCaughrey]

That was his experience. No, I.

[Langston Kearney]

It feel similar to your experience. You brought up elbow with a dick. He didn't even sit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[Angel McCaughrey]

no, no, no, no, no.

[Langston Kearney]

You said that first.

[Angel McCaughrey]

He said it first.

[Langston Kearney]

Angel.

[David Bore]

I'm a liar. You did this.

[Langston Kearney]

I think we will check the tape.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Check the tape.

[David Bore]

I think. I think what I did learn from playing with women is I don't do none of that, like, lay off of them shit.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. Really? You respect them more.

[David Bore]

I play a girl, so I'm up on you.

[Angel McCaughrey]

And that's what I see happens when I go play pickup sometimes. Either guys want to play really hard so you won't do them in, or they act like they don't care so you won't do them in. There's no real middle ground of like, let me just play her for real.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

And so it's like I have to tell the guys when I play, hey, we're not playing for gender. Let's play. Yeah, play me like a dude.

[Langston Kearney]

You're like, I'm. Play me like a dude. Play you like a practice boy.

[Angel McCaughrey]

It's 2026 now. We shouldn't be even on that. You know what I'm saying?

[David Bore]

I don't think so.

[Langston Kearney]

So let's play.

[Angel McCaughrey]

We're here to play.

[David Bore]

I've had too many embarrassing things happen to me at the hands of a woman, but.

[Angel McCaughrey]

So you think it's embarrassing?

[David Bore]

Well, embarrassing.

[Langston Kearney]

It sounds embarrassing.

[David Bore]

Embarrassing in a way that it would have been embarrassing if a man did that.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, it sounds like it sounds like it's embarrassing. Yeah.

[David Bore]

It doesn't sound like it's crossed up regardless of gender. And that is the future we live in.

[Langston Kearney]

No, none of this sounds embarrassing because it's women. In my head, it sounds embarrassing because it feels like bullying.

[David Bore]

Don't nobody like getting dunked on.

[Langston Kearney]

It sounds embarrassing because you did dunke

[Angel McCaughrey]

on a couple guys in my day.

[Langston Kearney]

That's.

[David Bore]

That's crazy.

[Langston Kearney]

What do they do right after you dunk on them?

[Angel McCaughrey]

It's just like this. Like,

[David Bore]

call their wife.

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[David Bore]

Baby, I got some hard news.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Maybe that's why I omit.

[Langston Kearney]

Baby, go ahead. I know you were thawing steaks. Go ahead and put the steaks back in. Pull out the stouffers I don't deserve it.

[David Bore]

It's not a steak night. It's not a steak night.

[Angel McCaughrey]

It's probably why I'm single now.

[Langston Kearney]

Because you've been dunking on dudes.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I've been dunking on dudes my whole life.

[David Bore]

You've been loving basketball.

[Angel McCaughrey]

My knees are like, I think you

[Langston Kearney]

could fall in love and even be dunking on dudes.

[David Bore]

That's beautiful, man. That's a beautiful hope to throw out in the world that you could dunk on a dude and still find love.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I don't know.

[Langston Kearney]

I believe in you. I think you can do that.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I mean, my last boyfriend I had, I was beating him on online. He couldn't.

[David Bore]

I. I would have seen him.

[Langston Kearney]

But that's probably not why you guys

[Angel McCaughrey]

broke up a little bit.

[Langston Kearney]

Whoa.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Not. Not cause I beat him one on one. But that pride thing where like, okay, she's. She's makes more money than me or she's doing more successful things than me and it's like, who fucking cares?

[Langston Kearney]

Did he have. Well, you gotta have one thing you're better at. Was he more emotionally available? You gotta have one thing that you're better at. You know what? Like, he must have had a thing. He's.

[David Bore]

He's.

[Langston Kearney]

How.

[David Bore]

He's organized.

[Langston Kearney]

He's a great cook.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Trying to think. Damn.

[David Bore]

Damn.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Maybe that's why. Maybe it was just unequally yolked.

[Langston Kearney]

That's how it feels. That how it feel.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Maybe you chose the wrong one.

[Langston Kearney]

Maybe you were just beating up this man.

[David Bore]

I think maybe don't fall in love beating up at the gas station. I think. I think you got to be shopping where your potential lives.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I need to shop where my potential lives. Yeah, because he was a beta man. He wasn't the alpha.

[Langston Kearney]

You want an alpha?

[Angel McCaughrey]

I need Alpha. Huh?

[Langston Kearney]

You need an alpha.

[Angel McCaughrey]

That's what all my girls was like. You need an alpha man. He's beta. I'm like, I love him. Who cares?

[David Bore]

Yeah, you cared.

[Angel McCaughrey]

And you didn't care about the beta stuff. It was more so like his prior. Why is he out competing and.

[Langston Kearney]

Because you're destroying him.

[David Bore]

You dunked on him, but who cares

[Langston Kearney]

when you dunked on him and you

[David Bore]

said little ass nigga. L. Ass nigga.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Okay? And then after we get off the court, let's go have dinner and relax and let's chill. Let's have a nap.

[Langston Kearney]

Let's.

[David Bore]

No, I'm not gonna have dinner with you, Angel.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Let's have a nap.

[Langston Kearney]

Let's relax.

[Angel McCaughrey]

Let's normalize naps and relationships.

[David Bore]

I'm not gonna go to dinner and watch you order for me.

[Langston Kearney]

There's a lot getting worked out right now. We're in the room, but we're not in the room.

[Angel McCaughrey]

We both have some traumas we need to work out.

[Langston Kearney]

I think so.

[Angel McCaughrey]

And it all has to do with basketball.

[David Bore]

Well, we'll do it off camera. Angel, this is. This has been a phenomenal time.

[Langston Kearney]

This was so good.

[David Bore]

I don't even think we finished the voice, man. Who cares?

[Angel McCaughrey]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

Thank you for calling. We lost interest but also gained. We gained a beautiful journey on the back end of it. And angel, could you tell the people where they can find you what cool shit you got going on?

[Angel McCaughrey]

Yeah, you can find me on my Instagram. Khawtree. My last name and I'm around.

[David Bore]

She's around. She's available.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, cool guy jokes. 87. Probably won't be dunking on anybody, but I'm around.

[David Bore]

Yeah, I still got hope. Am I dunking? I think it could still happen. I'm training differently now.

[Langston Kearney]

You really are side eyeing.

[Angel McCaughrey]

I can't even tap glass.

[David Bore]

Not as of late I haven't.

[Langston Kearney]

But angel, you're being nasty.

[David Bore]

She's being nasty.

[Langston Kearney]

You're being nasty.

[David Bore]

She's being cold. I'm sorry, but still I persist. You can follow Mexicurman on all social media platforms. You can send us your own drops, your own conspiracy theories. You can tell us how I can achieve gunking [e-mail], give us a 844 Little Moms. We would love to hear from you. Take care of yourself. If you are an experiment, you have to tell us. Bye. My Mama told Me is a production of Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network and I Heart podcast.

[Langston Kearney]

Podcast created and hosted by Langston Kearney.

[David Bore]

Co hosted by David Bore.

[Langston Kearney]

Executive produced by Will Ferrell Hansani and Joel Monique.

[David Bore]

Edited and engineered by Justin Comedy music by Nick Chambers.

[Langston Kearney]

Artwork by Dogon Krieger.

[David Bore]

You can now watch episodes of My Mama told me on YouTube. Follow Y Mama told me and subscribe to our channel.

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[Angel McCaughrey]

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[Martha Stewart]

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[Angel McCaughrey]

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