Podcast Summary: "Where are the Black and Brown Elves? 844 Lil Moms"

Podcast: My Momma Told Me
Hosts: Langston Kerman (absent in this episode), David Gborie
Network: Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
Date: December 11, 2025
Episode Theme: Exploring listener-submitted holiday conspiracy theories, with a focus on Black and Brown representation in holiday mythology.

Episode Overview

In this holiday-themed mini-episode, the My Momma Told Me team pivots the focus to their audience, soliciting wild holiday conspiracy theories ranging from the racial makeup of Santa's elves to the supposed inner life of Mrs. Claus and the health of Frosty the Snowman. The episode, guided by producer David Gborie (with Langston Kerman notably absent), invites fans to share their most outlandish or culturally specific holiday myths and conspiracies, promising that he and Langston will analyze them—though with their trademark irreverence and humor.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Direct Engagement: Call for Holiday Conspiracy Theories

• Begins at 02:28

• Gborie directly addresses listeners:

  • Invites submissions of holiday-centric conspiracy theories, encouraging thoughts on Santa, Mrs. Claus, Frosty the Snowman, or any other festive trope that might have a secret backstory.
  • Suggests contacting the show via email or voicemail, “844-LIL-MOMS,” for the team to dissect submissions in future episodes.

  Quote [02:39]: "You want to talk about why Santa didn’t have any black or brown elves? You want to talk about whether or not Mrs. Claus had assumed? You want to talk about whether Frosty’s on Ozempic? Whatever it is, email us at mymamatoldmepodmail.com or call us at 844-LIL-MOMS. Leave a message."
  —David Gborie

2. Tone and Style: Irreverent and Interactive

• David leans into the show's signature irreverence. He jokes about Langston’s absence, saying “Langston’s not here, I can do whatever I want,” and closes out the call for entries with a tongue-in-cheek dismissal:

  • “Langston and I will dissect that shit and we will not get back to you because we don’t care. Bye, bitch.” [02:57]

• Maintains a playful, almost rebellious energy throughout the brief message, staying true to the show's comedic and unapologetically Black cultural perspective.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Call to Action, Delivered with Edge:

  "Langston’s not here. I can do whatever I want." [02:29]
  —David Gborie

• Classic Sign-Off:

  "Langston and I will dissect that shit and we will not get back to you because we don’t care. Bye, bitch." [02:56]
  —David Gborie

Timestamps for Key Segments

• 02:28 – David Gborie’s holiday greeting and listener call-in invitation.
• 02:39 – Specific prompts for holiday conspiracy theories.
• 02:57 – Irreverent sign-off, reinforcing the tongue-in-cheek nature of the interaction.

Conclusion

While this episode is lean on deep-dive content—serving as a holiday season “listener mail” interlude—it exemplifies the playful, conspiratorial lens with which My Momma Told Me examines Black cultural narratives, even in holiday folklore. The hosts’ invitation to participate ensures that future episodes will be shaped by listener voices and the rich, imaginative speculation that defines the podcast.

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