Podcast Summary: My Momma Told Me — "Where is Obama Storing the Aliens?" (with Courtney Bee)
Podcast: My Momma Told Me (Big Money Players Network & iHeartPodcasts)
Hosts: Langston Kerman & David Gborie
Guest: Courtney Bee
Release Date: March 10, 2026
Episode Overview
This episode of My Momma Told Me is a rollicking exploration of Black conspiracy theories with comedian and actress Courtney Bee. The hosts and guest riff on everything from the alleged whereabouts of aliens under Obama’s control, theories about government manipulation, and cultural quirks to personal stories and food conspiracies. The conversation is filled with humor, nostalgia, and sharp asides, always threading conspiracy through the lens of Black experience and pop culture.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Strong Opinions on White Castle
[02:23–04:15]
- The trio launches into a passionate defense of White Castle, likening their burgers to a unique, almost lab-created food experience, not regular hamburgers.
- David: "White Castle is chemistry."
- Langston: "I feel like White Castle burgers come out… like they just pour it into a mold or something, and then they deep fry it, and it just comes out somehow."
- Much laughter around imagined origins and a monarchy-less “castle.”
2. Trade Schools and Black Upbringing
[05:01–06:27]
- Hosts chat about the merits of encouraging kids to go into trades—HVAC, mechanics, electrical work—over expensive colleges.
- David jokes: "Anything that you can be an apprentice in, besides a wizard, is good."
- Langston: "Robots can’t get wet. That’s the only thing that’s gonna keep us safe."
3. Tinfoil Hats and Government Protection
[07:02–09:27]
- Courtney Bee brings tinfoil and makes hats on air, prepping for alien and government mind-reading.
- Ongoing riff about fashion and protecting brains:
- Courtney: "Our brains have been protected. Now…let's get in freely."
- This turns into playful banter about Tupac’s signature hat and how to wear tinfoil stylishly.
4. Weird Food Habits: Pickles and Pizza
[10:54–12:43]
- Courtney and David bond over late-night food concoctions, like dipping pickles in cheese and putting pickles and chips on pizza.
- Courtney: "Pickles are elite…drizzle some ranch, bro, you out here experimenting. This is a meal."
5. Conspiracies: Aliens, Government Collusion, and DNA
[12:54–26:09]
- Courtney claims aliens arrived November 7th and wears her helmet (tinfoil hat) for protection from both government and aliens.
- She references Obama denying alien storage at Area 51; speculates about their real location.
- Discussion veers to "Scandal" (the show) and the secret B613, suggesting TV has more truth than we think.
- David: "The Epstein files…have exposed…large corporations are tied to criminal masterminding…The children in furniture…"
- Digression into Wayfair, IKEA-is-a-social-experiment, and suspicions about 23andMe-style DNA tests.
- “They’re taking our DNA for sure…and using it for different scientific experiments.” (Courtney, 25:53)
- David: Using DNA data, companies might restrict access to mortgages/loans based on health/life expectancy.
6. Birds, Dinosaurs, and Jurassic Park
[17:42–21:25]
- Debate over birds being government surveillance drones.
- Story about native African dinosaur legends (makili-mbembe).
- Courtney is a Jurassic Park mega-fan and reflects on franchise oddities.
- “Jurassic Park is my favorite franchise…I’ll go see any Jurassic Park.” (Courtney, 18:59)
7. Cultural Identity and Regional Blackness
[22:48–24:34]
- Stories about growing up in segregated or less-diverse parts of the Midwest and “regular Black” upbringing vs. rich cultural enclaves like New Orleans.
- David: "It is the greatest tragedy of the Black migration…we lost all trace of our history."
8. Ray J as a National Treasure
[31:24–34:44]
- Extended admiration for Ray J’s eccentricity and self-destructive genius.
- Discussion of his infamous antics: "He threatened to have Fabulous fucked up." (David, 33:51)
- “If I had one wish, it would be for Ray J to get better.” (Langston, 34:47)
9. Jokes about Food Additives, Grocery Stores, and Muffins
[47:13–54:53]
- Explores hot dogs and food safety—horrifying “fun facts” vs. willful ignorance.
- David: "Sometimes we know too much about the products we’re consuming."
- The “outside perimeter” of grocery stores contains healthy food; the inside's all preservatives and processed goods.
- Riffing on the wild variety and danger of grocery store bakeries and Hostess products.
- “Bakery carnies.” (Langston & Courtney, 52:39–52:41)
10. Homelessness, Climate, and Innovative Encampments
[65:01–68:49]
- Discussion on regional differences in homelessness; climate advantages in California.
- Stories of innovative, personalized homeless encampments; transformation of vans into livable spaces.
11. Physical Fights and Adult Regrets
[59:14–63:33]
- Great comedic breakdown of how fighting changes in adulthood.
- The indignity of being slapped vs. punched.
- Courtney: "When we’re grown as fuck…it’s kind of crazy."
- Courtney shares her experience narrating real brawls on the show with Nick Cannon.
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- “White Castle is chemistry.” — David Borey [03:08]
- “Robots can’t get wet. That’s the only thing that’s gonna keep us safe.” — Langston Kerman [06:16]
- “Pickles are elite…drizzle some ranch, bro, you out here experimenting.” — Courtney B. [12:06]
- “Did we watch Scandal with Shonda Rhimes? I feel like Shonda Rhimes might just be a government official…” — Courtney B. [13:40]
- “Epstein files have exposed…large corporations tied to criminal masterminding.” — David Borey [14:01]
- “They’re taking our DNA for sure…and using it for different scientific experiments.” — Courtney B. [25:53]
- “If I had one wish, it would be for Ray J to get better.” — Langston Kerman [34:47]
- “Bakery carnies.” — Langston Kerman & Courtney B. [52:39–52:41]
- “Sometimes we know too much about the products that we’re consuming…I’m choosing what I’m choosing.” — David Borey [49:03]
- “The outside [of the grocery store] you can pretty much kind of eat…” — Courtney B. [50:43]
- “It is the greatest tragedy of the Black migration…we lost all trace of our history.” — David Borey [24:04]
Important Segment Timestamps
| Time | Segment Description | |-----------|---------------------------------------------------------| | 02:23–04:15 | The White Castle origin theory and chemistry jokes | | 12:54–13:40 | Courtney’s thoughts on aliens & tinfoil helmet | | 13:45–14:34 | Are TV shows signals for real government conspiracies? | | 25:53–26:56 | DNA test paranoia and bank loans based on genetics | | 31:24–34:44 | Ray J, his wildest moments, and heartfelt wishes | | 50:40–52:41 | The grocery store's healthy "outside" and bakery carnies | | 59:14–63:33 | On adult fighting and narrated brawls | | 65:01–68:49 | Homelessness and ingenious survival in California | | 71:34–74:54 | Hurricane folklore, Lake Lanier ghosts, spiritual energy | | 74:03–77:42 | Episode wrap-up and plugs |
Closing Thoughts
The episode is a vibrant blend of humor, cultural commentary, and wild speculation. Langston, David, and Courtney keep the tone playful while occasionally dipping into deeper issues around Black identity, system distrust, and communal myths. The conspiracies act as springboards for social critique, comedy, and some surprisingly heartfelt asides. The fast-paced banter, frequent call-backs, and playful jabs sum up this collaborative, improvisational vibe.
Fans of irreverent, culturally informed comedy and Black pop culture will find a lot to enjoy—just don’t expect hard evidence or definitive answers. As Langston says: "We don’t prove anything. You’re not gonna learn anything." But you’ll definitely laugh.