YTLiens: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Summary

My Momma Told Me – "YTLiens: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode" (RE-RELEASE)

Released: November 20, 2025
Hosts: Langston Kerman & David Gborie
Theme: Exploring Black Conspiracy Theories, with a special focus on the tongue-in-cheek "White People Are Aliens" theory

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EPISODE OVERVIEW

This mini episode of My Momma Told Me dives headfirst into a wild theory that’s been floating through listener inboxes: Are white people actually aliens who colonized Earth? Langston and Dave take on an anonymous, provocative listener email, using their signature blend of sharp wit, irreverence, and social commentary. The conversation weaves between semi-serious speculative history, jokes about race and language, and a healthy amount of self-aware absurdity.

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KEY DISCUSSION POINTS & INSIGHTS

1. Listener Email: "White People Are Aliens"

(Starts approx. 02:53)

• The crux of the episode is an email suggesting that "white people are aliens who colonized Earth and black people were the original inhabitants."
• The sender, self-aware and biting, calls themselves a member of the "white devil race"—setting the tone for the comedians to unpack the idea with both humor and skepticism.

2. Dissecting a Racial Slur: 'Moon Cricket'

(04:07–10:11)

• Dave shares how his wife, unfamiliar with the history, interpreted 'moon cricket' as "a beautiful phrase."
• The hosts debate if it’s possible to re-appropriate deeply offensive slurs for positive uses, riffing on how language and meaning evolve.
• Langston: “No, that’s not correct.” (05:07)
• Dave: "At some point, one person went from being called a nigga to then being like, I’m a nigga.” (07:34)

3. Language, Reclamation, & the Weight of History

(07:45–10:11)

• Dave muses about someone being the "pioneer" of transforming the N-word into a term of endearment.
• Langston warns it's always a complicated, gradual cultural shift, rather than one person's brave decision.
• They riff about potentially making "moon cricket" a new positive nickname—complete with playing around with MC as shorthand.
  • Langston: “We got to shorten it, though. It’s too many syllables, like, MC Moon Cricket.” (09:17)

4. What If White People Really Are Aliens?

(11:13–14:49)

• The hosts riff on the email, questioning the plausibility and motivations for such a theory.
• Langston: “If anybody’s an alien, it’s Elon. … That doesn’t make any sense because they’re still humans, right?” (11:34)
• Dave plays devil’s advocate, musing if white people could have hidden some alien genetics while passing for human:
  • “If I’m a white alien trying to pass as human, I would tell you that we have the same genetic makeup when in fact I had some other shit going on.” (13:09)
• Langston questions the lack of technological superiority attributed to the supposed “aliens”—"Why did they not implement any of that technology when they got here?" (13:33)
• They joke about the "Mayflower-ass spaceship" crash-landing scenario, paralleling white settlers' arduous journeys. (14:04–14:30)

5. Where Do White People Come From?

(14:49–19:43)

• Questions about the true origin of white people become the focal point.
  • “It makes me nervous that we can’t find receipts on where white people started.” (21:44)
• Dave and Langston dig into the etymology of "Caucasian," realizing its connections to regions not traditionally associated with whiteness (the Caucasus—Russia, Georgia, Azerbaijan).
• They puzzle over the rarity of traits like blonde hair and blue eyes, observing that those features are “super recessive and super mutated from the original human genome.” (19:43)

6. Migration, Skin Color, and Human Evolution

(21:21–26:14)

• The hosts recognize humanity’s African origins and touch on theories about migration, environmental adaptation, and the development of lighter skin over time.
• The idea that people tend to reproduce with others who resemble themselves gains some traction:
  • Langston: “You ever notice that a lot of couples look alike?” (23:53)
  • Dave recalls an uncomfortable moment when his wife’s grandmother points out their resemblance.

7. Nature, Nurture, and Group Identity

(25:05–26:14)

• Dave shares an anecdote about chickens segregating by color, paralleling human behavior regarding group similarity.
• This segues into a bit about white people being the result of generations of “light-skinned people” reproducing with each other.

8. Final Take: Are White People Aliens?

(26:44–27:32)

• The hosts jokingly entertain the theory as possible, tongue firmly in cheek, showing gratitude to the listener for the wild email:
  • "I think white people are aliens." (26:44) – Langston
  • “Thank you, white devil, for your sacrifice." (27:06) – Dave
• The episode swings back to reality, recognizing the subject’s absurdity while poking fun at deeper questions of historical erasure and racial origins.

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NOTABLE QUOTES & MEMORABLE MOMENTS

• On the slur debate:
  • Langston: “No, it’s a greasy lipped... No, she can’t. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It’s bad.” (05:19)
  • Dave: “But there had to have been a pioneer of nigga.” (08:02)
• On unprovable origins:
  • Langston: “It makes me nervous that we can’t find receipts on where white people started. That gives credibility to this conspiracy theory.” (21:44)
• On recessive traits:
  • Dave: “It’s actually, like, super recessive and super mutated from the original, like, human genome and shit.” (19:43)
  • Langston: “I’ve always said that blond people are freaks…You ever met a blonde adult is crazy. You’re like, what are you doing? You’re just out here voting.” (19:52)
• Comedic riff:
  • Langston: “I’m going to call my brother moon cricket after this, see what he does.” (09:34)

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TIMESTAMPS FOR KEY SEGMENTS

• Email introduction and slur discussion: 02:53–10:11
• White people as aliens theory unpacked: 11:13–14:49
• Origins of white people/Caucasian: 14:49–19:43
• Human migration & group identity: 21:21–26:14
• Final comedic takes and sign-off: 26:44–27:32

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TONE & LANGUAGE

Langston and Dave oscillate between tongue-in-cheek seriousness and playful absurdity. While they never shy away from edgy topics or language, their overall tone is curious, irreverent, and self-aware throughout.

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LISTENER TAKEAWAY

• The "white people are aliens" conspiracy is used as a springboard to joke about racial origin myths, the migration of peoples, the social construction of group identities, and how even the silliest queries can spark genuinely thought-provoking conversation.
• Whether dissecting ugly phrases or discussing big ideas about human evolution, the hosts keep things hilarious, sharp, and rooted in their own brand of Black social commentary.

Transcript

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[Dave]

I hate to say it, but I don't trust much of anything.

[Langston Kerman]

It's the rage bait.

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It feels like it's trying to divide people.

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[Langston Kerman]

Motherfucking mini episode. Mini episode. Motherfucking mini episode.

[Dave]

Yep, yep, yep. There it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another phenomenal mini episode of my Mama told me.

[Langston Kerman]

The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories, and.

[Dave]

We finally work to prove the theories that you pieces of this shit have at home. We were talking about another email that I think folks got excited about, a email that came to us very secretively, I would say, like, not a lot of information about the sender of this email, but the subject, the headline is white aliens. White alien is. Is where we're at. And this person starts off by saying, what up, my crackers? Didn't care for that one bit.

[Langston Kerman]

Don't love it. Don't love it.

[Dave]

Not. Not yours, not ever. You hear me?

[Langston Kerman]

I will kill you.

[Dave]

We call you cracker. You don't call us crackers.

[Langston Kerman]

You don't call me. You don't know me.

[Dave]

He said, so, first off, I'm a member of the white devil race. We guessed. Being that I don't think I'm allowed to Talk shit about YouTube, but let's be honest, it's not like I can get canceled. So on to the conspiracy.

[Langston Kerman]

You gotta respect a white person who owns their power.

[Dave]

Yeah, he really like Dikembe Mutombo, finger in our face. You know what I mean? He's like, what the fuck, you two. Oh, can we have this debate very quickly? Okay. My wife is of the belief we. We made a reference to. To moon crickets and bust down being silly. And also, like, as a very, like, derogatory. We're making fun of a. We called a person. Freddie's character. We called him a greasy lipped moon cricket at one time.

[Langston Kerman]

I remember that your character called. You said it specifically.

[Dave]

I said it very passionately. Great actor. Please hire me. That said, my wife heard that and was like, I think moon cricket sounds like a beautiful phrase like that. She honestly believes it to be, like, kind of a compliment to be referred to as a moon cricket.

[Langston Kerman]

No, that's not correct.

[Dave]

And I've been trying to explain that. Like, ma', am, I don't think that's true. And she's like, but it sounds so pretty. It's a cricket, like singing to the moon. That's nice.

[Langston Kerman]

No, it's a greasy lipped. No, she can't. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's bad.

[Dave]

It's worth noting that she didn't keep the greasy lipped attached to it. She's not. She's strictly referring to moon creaky. Greasy lipped was our addition.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay, listen. No, you can't. Don't go out. It's gone too far for that. That phrase is Dead. You can't. You're not taking it back. It's just. It is what it is.

[Dave]

I'll tell you this, and this is a very true thing. She has actually turned her bio on Instagram into. Into essentially. What is the. The emoji translation to moon? Cricket. No. With hearts all around it.

[Langston Kerman]

No.

[Dave]

It'S a moon and then a cricket and a bunch of hearts exploding around it. She's like, this is beautiful. And I'm going to keep it.

[Langston Kerman]

In a perfect world. Yeah. In a vacuum. I understand. Those are two beautiful words to put together on the street. Smoke. Come on, man.

[Dave]

You're saying there's too much history there for us to enjoy Cricket.

[Langston Kerman]

A lot of words. A lot of. A lot of. A lot of racial epithets are pretty.

[Dave]

Nigga. That's beautiful. That sings beautiful.

[Langston Kerman]

Other ones that I don't want to get into because for fear I will be canceled.

[Dave]

Sure. I. I think. I think. I guess my question, or rather, what. What comes to mind is there also was a first person to be like, I'm gonna make nigga pretty. And I'm sure they were met with similar sort of like, anti nigga hate. Do you know what I mean?

[Langston Kerman]

People feel like.

[Dave]

I don't think so. I think it's a pretty harsh word in general.

[Langston Kerman]

Double consonants is vulgar.

[Dave]

But I'm saying that, like, there was.

[Langston Kerman]

But I love smut.

[Dave]

Sure, we know. But there was a person who was like, I'm gonna make it ours, and I'm gonna be the first to do that. And I'm saying that they were not.

[Langston Kerman]

Do you think that's gonna happen?

[Dave]

How do you think it happened otherwise?

[Langston Kerman]

I think there's a lot of internalized racism. Right, right, right.

[Dave]

But I'm saying, okay, at some point, one person went from being a person who was being called a nigga to then being like, I. I'm a nigga.

[Langston Kerman]

Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.

[Dave]

And that means cool.

[Langston Kerman]

Right.

[Dave]

One person had to make that choice first, and then a tidal wave of different people responded in good and bad ways. But there had to have been a pioneer of nigga.

[Langston Kerman]

I don't feel like it was as defined as that. I feel like it was a much more gradual descent into nigadom. Wow.

[Dave]

So you don't like giving. You don't like giving our ancestors their flowers?

[Langston Kerman]

No, that's not. Don't do that to me. I just feel like it's mad complicated.

[Dave]

No, I don't think it's that complicated. I think Rosa Parks did that bust shit. First. And there was a nigga man, before any of you, you, cop cat showed up, there was one dude.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm wearing this.

[Dave]

He was like, that's my cape. And people were like, this man might be the craziest ever walked this crazy years. Like, this nigga's crazy.

[Langston Kerman]

And they were like, oh, no.

[Dave]

What have I said?

[Langston Kerman]

I like it.

[Dave]

Yeah. Oh, that felt good.

[Langston Kerman]

It felt good, Nick. I like it.

[Dave]

All right.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, that's fair.

[Dave]

So I think there's an argument to be said that my wife might just be a pioneer of sorts, and we'll all be calling each other beautiful moon crickets in a matter of a decade.

[Langston Kerman]

We got to shorten it, though. It's too many syllables, like, MC Moon Cricket.

[Dave]

Oh, yeah. What up, mc?

[Langston Kerman]

That kind of works out.

[Dave]

Actually, it does. And you don't want to just be called cricket and.

[Langston Kerman]

No, no, no. I'm gonna call my brother Moon Cricket.

[Dave]

After this, see what he does. Just see if he's like.

[Langston Kerman]

He's like 20. So I test shit on him.

[Dave]

Do you think that he's aware of Moon Cricket as a. As a phrase yet?

[Langston Kerman]

No, no. For sure.

[Dave]

Hell yeah. So, yeah, call him a moon cricket. See what he does.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, I'll do it. I'll do it in a text.

[Dave]

What's his name? Martin. Be like, martin, you. You a moon cricket to me, man.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, I love you.

[Dave]

I love you, and I think you're a moon cricket. And he'll be like, damn, that's beautiful, Dave. That's.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dave]

That feels nice when you say it. Okay, we got. We. We simply have to do this email.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. Oh, that's. I forgot about it. I forgot about it.

[Dave]

We have this email that. That we were sitting on that we won't refuse to finish, but he said. He said so we can't get canceled. And then he says, so onto the conspiracy theory. While growing up, I was always told by my very racist family, the white people, that white people were aliens that came and colonized Earth and black people were the original inhabitants. There was also so much more. So much more racist shit about this that I didn't feel comfortable saying. While I never believed, I do have some questions, like, where the fuck do white people come from anyways? What country did we originate from? Every country has an indigenous population. Every country has a story of being all peaceful and enjoying Mother Nature. Then whitey shows up and fucks up everything. Also, Elon Musk is black. We don't claim that, motherfucker. Thank you, alien child.

[Langston Kerman]

There's a Lot going on here.

[Dave]

Yeah, no, he. First of all, he tried to unload Elon on us right at the end.

[Langston Kerman]

You don't get to do that. You don't get to do that.

[Dave]

That felt wild. I love a good bit. I'm a silly motherfucker first and foremost, but you chill the fuck out about making Elon.

[Langston Kerman]

If anybody's an alien, it's Elon. Second of all, that doesn't make any sense because, like, human, they're still humans, right? Like you're saying that aliens who had the exact same genetic makeup and build but were just white came to this planet and that's stupid?

[Dave]

I don't know. Okay.

[Langston Kerman]

I think this guy is a stupid. I think he's a stupid person.

[Dave]

I like to play the game a little bit more than you do. I, I'll say this. I think that if in fact we were to make the argument that white people are aliens, then, then we could also make the, the argument that because so much of our conversations around genetics and our physical forms and shit was documented by white people, I'm not going to say originated by them, because that's not true, but certainly documented in terms of its current version of circulation and popularity. There's an argument to be made that they have been convincing us they have the same genetic makeup as us, when in fact they know very well from their own research that there are differences between our forms. What are the differences between white and black people? I don't know. I. That's what I'm saying. I'm not the doctor and I'm not. You're not going to trap me and be like, well, you know, we just jump higher.

[Langston Kerman]

Big ass dicks.

[Dave]

That's not what I'm arguing. I'm merely saying that like, if I'm a white alien trying to pass as human, I would tell you that we have the same genetic makeup when in fact I had some other shit going on.

[Langston Kerman]

Right. What other shit, though?

[Dave]

Again, I'm not going to get.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm not going to get trapped in.

[Dave]

This hell circle of.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm saying, I'm saying that's. It's crazy to me because, like, they just came here already out is like nuts. And why did they come here and colonize? If they had the, if they had the technology to go from wherever they were to here, why did they not implement any of that technology when they got here?

[Dave]

I mean. But I think, I think there's an argument to be made that maybe they didn't get here that effectively. Right?

[Langston Kerman]

That like, oh, you Think it's like a crash landed.

[Dave]

I think the way that like the fucking pilgrims barely made it here and couldn't get back so they had to turn into weird, like fuck the king and queen people, you know what I mean? Like they, they, that's how white people could have ended up on this planet.

[Langston Kerman]

Is like, you think they like crash. Like it was a long, arduous journey.

[Dave]

Yeah. I think they showed up in a Mayflower ass spaceship and the black people.

[Langston Kerman]

Took care of them.

[Dave]

Yeah. And then eventually indigenous people and shit. And then eventually they just were like, all right, we got enough people, we, we could start changing some shit around here. Okay. And I think if they, I don't know that I believe any of this. I just, I get high and play the game, baby.

[Langston Kerman]

Cause we're the black people. Isn't it just people migrated? Although you do think like indigenous people even in cold climates are darker skinned. Right.

[Dave]

They in fact are tan. Like there's a lot of. And I think to this alien's point, there are indigenous people of all of these lands that have either been pushed out or erased. And then we have been led to believe that this is like white land, when in fact that's like biologically that can't be true.

[Langston Kerman]

Damn, damn. That is kind of facts.

[Dave]

And I'm not gonna go down a list of the various lands because that's gonna get us in the most trouble we could get in.

[Langston Kerman]

Is it? We're already out here, you know, I don't know.

[Dave]

I don't think it's smart to be like, those people don't belong there. They. It's like, whoa, no sir, I'm gonna stay where I'm at. But I will say that, yeah, there's very few places where we know for sure, like boom. Earth from the ground. This is where white people. Yeah.

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[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

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[Dave]

Even Caucasian is a. It doesn't even refer to an area where white people would be from. I believe if I'm not mistaken, Caucasian is like a Asian thing that it like refers to like some, some caucus mountains in like Asia somewhere.

[Langston Kerman]

Listen.

[Dave]

Oh, Indo, Iranian. Ok. Yeah, I knew I was. Oh, like our producer Hans, he says, yeah, it's not even a white place. And they got the whole title of Caucasians, even though it ain't got nothing to do with them.

[Langston Kerman]

That is a good point. Where are white people from? I don't. Damn this shit. I'm coming back around.

[Dave]

All right, talk to me, talk to me. Nice.

[Langston Kerman]

Just like, where are they? Where are they from? Where did they come from?

[Dave]

That's a great question.

[Langston Kerman]

Why are they so white? Nobody else is white like that. Why are they so white?

[Dave]

Yeah, the rest of the world made a different choice. What's happening with Joe and blonde hair.

[Langston Kerman]

On an adult seems crazy to me.

[Dave]

Which we. We've done an episode in the Past where I know for a fact that blond hair and I believe it's blue eyes are both recessive traits. It's not even like they're mutations that were born far later down the line and are super rare. It's not like it's a common thing, the way that it sort of gets presented to us.

[Langston Kerman]

Right?

[Dave]

Like, it's actually, like, super recessive and super mutated from the original, like, human genome and shit.

[Langston Kerman]

I've always said that blonde people are freaks. You take that. You take that however you want to take.

[Dave]

That's up to you, big dog.

[Langston Kerman]

I've always said that. You ever met a blonde adult is crazy. You're like, what are you doing? You're just out here voting.

[Dave]

They let you vote? Okay, not in my booth, but.

[Langston Kerman]

All right.

[Dave]

I ain't in charge. I couldn't volunteer this year, but when I'm back.

[Langston Kerman]

Wait, he's saying Aryan people, not Caucasian people. Aryan people are the ones who are Indo. Iranian.

[Dave]

Oh, okay. So wait. Oh, wait, I'm confused. Caucasian with. Oh, okay. Yeah. Greater caucus reaches is what it refers to. And that would be Russia, Georgia, and Azerbaijan.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay, okay, okay, okay. So white people are Azerbaijani.

[Dave]

I don't know. And frankly, I don't feel comfortable calling anybody an Azerbaijani. I don't know enough about what that means. He took my bike to be thrown. What was he? I don't want to say, man.

[Langston Kerman]

I think he was Azerbaijani.

[Dave]

You're going to jail, you piece of shit. You can't call him Azerbaijan.

[Langston Kerman]

Wait, so Caucasian of relating to or characteristic of one of the traditional racial divisions of humankind, marked by fair to dark skin, straight to tightly curled hair, and light to very dark eyes, and originally inhabiting Europe, parts of North Africa, Western Asia, and India. So basically just Langston.

[Dave]

Yeah. That doesn't describe.

[Langston Kerman]

That describes all people. That's all the people.

[Dave]

It's real. Just a big old mush of. Of whatever was available.

[Langston Kerman]

It makes me nervous that we can't find receipts on where white people started. Yeah, that does seem like. Gives credibility to this conspiracy theory that.

[Dave]

There'S no, like, real origin. So I would assume Greenland or fucking.

[Langston Kerman]

Right.

[Dave]

You know what I mean? It just seems. That seems like as white as you could. I don't. I never heard of. Yeah, same energy, I would say.

[Langston Kerman]

I don't.

[Dave]

They don't. They probably don't talk to each other that often, but I bet if they met up, they're like, oh, you wear blue clogs, and I wear. I wear red ones. But we the same.

[Langston Kerman]

So that's where white people started. But did people start there? People started in Africa. We know that.

[Dave]

Right. And then we know that migration happened. So people started spreading out and Pangea starts breaking apart. And so the spread then makes it so that, like, you are trapped on these pseudo islands of your own making or.

[Langston Kerman]

And then people learn to sail. And that's why, like, sailing is why Europe advanced so much faster. Right. Because it's so coastal that you can sail from place to place, and that encourages trade and stuff. Whereas the coasts of Africa are, like, a lot more difficult. There's not a lot of natural.

[Dave]

Yeah, I think at a certain point.

[Langston Kerman]

Capes and things like that. Right.

[Dave]

Yeah. Being landlocked was. Was a disadvantage to the point that, like, you. You truly were behind generationally, at least in. In certain types of competition.

[Langston Kerman]

Right, right, right.

[Dave]

But, yeah, I don't know. So. So they was just. People migrated and then got lighter as they went. They just.

[Langston Kerman]

I guess if you could be dark that far north, then why didn't anybody get white?

[Dave]

Yeah, I think I. I guess the suggestion would be there are indigenous people who continue to populate with themselves and thus stay darker. Whereas, like, the white people that traveled there, like, kept fucking other light.

[Langston Kerman]

They were hoeing.

[Dave]

Yeah, they were, but only for themselves. And maybe that's part of it, is like, we just all want to fuck what looks like us, and that's how you make a white person.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, maybe people do. People do tend to mate with people who look like them, like, even facially. You ever notice that a lot of people, A lot of couples look alike.

[Dave]

Yeah. One of the more painful moments of my. Of my life is meeting my wife's grandmother for the first time and her being like, y' all look alike. And then me just having to wrestle with that feeling for the rest of the day.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, that's not that bad. It's very common that most couples look alike.

[Dave]

Yeah. But this is. This was before we're married. This was just us dating. And that starts to feel like, oh, no, have I made a terribly vain choice? Am I just trying to fuck myself? And that's all this is kind of thing.

[Langston Kerman]

Ultimately, we all are.

[Dave]

I think so. And I made peace with it. Me and my handsome wife, we do just fine, you know.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, man. That's a good thing, though. That means you're healthy.

[Dave]

Yeah. I'm just a normal guy who wants to look at a lady who looks like me.

[Langston Kerman]

You just want to fall asleep staring into your own eyes, and that's. There's nothing wrong with it.

[Dave]

But yeah, I do think that it sort of is that, right? That we just sort of. I had an agent once who owns like a farm, explained to me that she actually has chickens on her farm and that when the chickens hatch, they will naturally separate themselves from the yellow chickens to the brown chickens. They'll just form little groups and hang out with each other and it's like.

[Langston Kerman]

God damn Asia and Africa, baby.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm not saying who's who.

[Dave]

I'm not saying which wasn't my favorite but Asian Africa. But yeah, I think. I think we just all like to fuck what we look like. And so there was probably like a light skinned dude who fucked a light skinned lady and then they. Their light skinned kids, the lightest of them until you fucked. Until you made a whiteboard.

[Langston Kerman]

But also some of us are adventurers and they'll put it in anything.

[Dave]

You.

[Langston Kerman]

Know what I'm saying? Some of us, some of us ladies open to anything.

[Dave]

If we could get real quiet and real serious for a second. Some of us ladies.

[Langston Kerman]

Even the weird shit. I think we solved this.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

I think white people are aliens.

[Dave]

I think this feels very possible, certainly. And I'm committed to it. And I thank you, white person for white alien, for sending this white devil. Thank you, white devil, for your sacrifice and we're grateful for you sending this and we wish you the best. We hope that you are able to take advantage of your alien ship, your alien hood, as it were.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, they're doing fine. Yeah, they got it figured out.

[Dave]

Yeah. But you know, I don't want you guys to lose anything. You. There's a. You're up against a big wall, I think.

[Langston Kerman]

I think they're losing ground right now. I think. I think the west is falling. That Africa is a new frontier. But that's for a new week. That's a different. That's a different episode. By land in Africa.

[Dave]

Bori, do you want to tell the people where they can find you and what cool shit you have going on?

[Langston Kerman]

You can find me at Cool Guy Jokes 87 on Instagram and as always, you can.

[Dave]

You can follow me at Langston Kerman and go subscribe to our YouTube Hang Out Bullshit, whatever that is. And. All right, that's it. Bye, bitch.

[Langston Kerman]

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