My Momma Told Me - Episode: "Zzz Diddy: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)"
Release Date: May 15, 2025
Hosts: Langston Kerman and David Gborie
Network: Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
Episode Overview
In this re-released mini episode of My Momma Told Me, hosts Langston Kerman and David Gborie delve into a provocative Black conspiracy theory submitted by a listener. The theory centers around the high-profile artist P. Diddy and his alleged extreme measures to maintain his success and relentless work ethic.
Listener's Conspiracy Theory
Timestamp: [03:13] - [04:12]
The episode kicks off with an intriguing listener email from Dominic, titled simply "P. Diddy." Dominic claims to have insider information from multiple sources within the music industry. According to him, P. Diddy:
- Does not eat or sleep regularly
- Microdoses Molly (MDMA) to sustain productivity from Monday through Saturday
- Undergoes a chemically induced coma on Sundays via IV injections to replenish necessary nutrients
Dominic describes this regimen as a means for Diddy to maintain an "18-hour workday and 3-hour sleep night," suggesting that these practices are integral to his unparalleled success.
Hosts' Analysis and Discussion
Timestamp: [04:12] - [17:36]
Plausibility of the Theory
Langston and David engage in a dynamic conversation assessing the validity of Dominic's claims. They consider the feasibility of such an extreme lifestyle and the role of substances like Molly in maintaining high productivity levels.
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David: Expresses skepticism but acknowledges the relentless work ethic often attributed to highly successful individuals. (04:17)
"I think there are roots of truth in this. I've also heard... that Diddy doesn't sleep." (04:26) -
Langston: Initially interprets Diddy's lack of sleep as a byproduct of his busy schedule but entertains the possibility of more unconventional methods. (04:34)
"But obviously he would go and have a normal eight-hour night like everybody else..." (05:01)
Comparisons to Other Celebrities
The hosts draw parallels between P. Diddy's alleged practices and those of other celebrities known for their demanding lifestyles:
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LeBron James: Requires extensive sleep for physical recovery due to intense workouts. (05:48)
"I don't think a lot of people who are that successful sleep that much..." (05:36) -
Michael Jackson: Utilized drugs to manage pain and maintain a grueling performance schedule. (14:36)
"It's probably closer to like the Michael Jackson prop situation..." (14:36)
Chemical Induced Coma and Nutrient Replenishment
A significant portion of the discussion revolves around the plausibility of using IV injections to induce a coma for nutrient intake:
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Langston: Questions the body's ability to absorb all necessary nutrients in such a short timeframe. (15:43)
"I don't think the body can just absorb all the nutrients you need for a week..." (16:00) -
David: Highlights the potential dangers and inefficacies of relying on substances to manage sleep and productivity. (15:52)
"You can't just... take drugs to keep that plate spinning." (15:58)
Age and Physical Appearance Considerations
Considering P. Diddy's age and physical state, the hosts discuss whether maintaining such a regimen is sustainable:
- David: Points out that as individuals age, maintaining extreme physical and mental schedules becomes more challenging. (17:07)
"He's getting older. He's kind of old. Cause what's he like, probably 55." (17:20)
Insights and Conclusions
Timestamp: [17:36] - [18:52]
Langston and David conclude that while Dominic's theory is compelling, it edges into the realm of speculation without concrete evidence. They encourage listeners to critically evaluate such claims and consider the broader implications of celebrity lifestyles on public perceptions.
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Langston:
"This feels like you're unpacking something that might be real. And if you want to quit your job and take this on so that you can bring down Diddy and his sleepy time scam..." (17:43) -
David:
"If you're coming for the king, just don't miss." (17:58)
The hosts also invite listeners to submit their own conspiracy theories, fostering an interactive community eager to explore and debate various narratives.
Notable Quotes
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Dominic (Listener Email):
"P. Diddy doesn't eat or sleep. He microdoses Molly to sustain and stay awake from Monday through Saturday. Then on Sunday he goes into a chemically induced coma when he gets an IV injection of all the nutrients needed for the week." (03:26) -
Langston Kerman:
"You’re saying this is... But I think I'm more responding to you specifically when you're saying you do in fact believe that he isn't sleeping, that this is just continuous the entire time?" (05:30) -
David Gborie:
"I think people who don't sleep that much in general are looking for ways to fill their time productively, and that can often lead to more success." (06:21) -
Langston Kerman:
"Olivia sent us something. It says from ABC Nightly News. When they interviewed him back in 2010, he quotes, I was proud of working 18 hours a day and sleeping three hours a night." (07:13)
Conclusion
This mini episode of My Momma Told Me provides an engaging exploration of a controversial conspiracy theory surrounding P. Diddy. Through lively discussion and critical analysis, Langston and David offer listeners a nuanced perspective on the intersection of celebrity culture, personal health, and the lengths to which individuals may go to achieve and maintain success.
Connect with the Hosts:
- Langston Kerman: Instagram Handle
- David Gborie: Instagram Handle
Submit Your Theories: mymamapodmail.com
Contact Number: 844-Love-MS
Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed in this podcast episode are those of the hosts and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of any other agency, organization, employer, or company.
