Podcast Summary: "Bonnie Blue, Aliens & The Man Who Slipped On The Ice"

Podcast Information

• Title: My Therapist Ghosted Me
• Host/Authors: Vogue Williams & Joanne McNally
• Episode Title: Bonnie Blue, Aliens & The Man Who Slipped On The Ice
• Release Date: August 8, 2025

1. Introduction and Lighthearted Banter (00:00 – 01:17)

The episode kicks off with Vogue Williams and Joanne McNally engaging in playful and humorous dialogue. They joke about the saying, "Does the Pope defecate in the woods?" with Vogue favoring a more colorful twist: "Does a pope ejaculate in a bush?" (00:30–01:17). This sets a lighthearted and candid tone for the episode, emphasizing their signature blend of humor and honesty.

2. Celebrity Dating Reviews and Personal Experiences (01:17 – 03:42)

Vogue introduces a segment inspired by the "come chat," where people review their experiences with various celebrities. She humorously notes, “If it would be 10 out of 10 kissing, for sure. Absolute wet fish in bed didn’t move” (01:54–02:05), playfully rating her own hypothetical scenarios. Joanne shares her thoughts on personal sexual experiences, emphasizing the importance of genuine connection over politeness, stating, “There’s like a sexual etiquette that I felt I had to abide by” (02:13–02:49). Their candid discussion highlights the complexities of navigating personal relationships while maintaining integrity.

3. Animal Sanctuary Adventures (03:42 – 07:03)

Vogue recounts her visit to a local animal sanctuary where she petted a sea lion, a snake, and an iguana. She shares her excitement: “I petted a sea lion today... I let them hold them first, but then I held a snake and I touched an iguana. A great day was had” (07:03–07:26). Joanne humorously attempts to guess the texture of a sea lion, likening it to “a sticky shuttlecock” (05:24–06:06). The conversation underscores their love for animals and the therapeutic value they find in such interactions.

4. Deep Dive into Bonnie Blue (07:03 – 15:08)

The hosts transition to a critical discussion about Bonnie Blue (Tia Billinger), a controversial online personality. Joanne provides a harsh critique, diagnosing Bonnie as having “a male brain” focused solely on money: “She is money mad. There is no money enough” (08:36–10:44). They dissect Bonnie's online presence, accusing her of being a rage baiter and troll, aimed at provoking reactions to gain traction and revenue. Vogue empathizes with Bonnie’s lack of personal connections: “I think even if she has a male brain, I genuinely don’t think that she will have a happy life because of everything she’s doing” (09:46–10:03). This segment delves into the psychological and social ramifications of Bonnie Blue's online behavior, highlighting the duo's unfiltered honesty.

5. Seaside Anecdotes and Margate Moments (15:08 – 20:21)

Joanne shares her experience in Margate, a seaside town, noting its historical reputation as a "Victorian prescription for people with a nervous disposition" (16:39–17:04). Vogue narrates a harrowing incident where she accidentally nearly hit a girl with a coffee cup while trying to open a hotel window: “I was like, I’ve come to Margot to relax and I’m after killing someone” (07:23–19:27). The incident underscores their ability to turn personal mishaps into humorous storytelling, maintaining the episode's engaging and relatable vibe.

6. UFOs and Alien Arrival Theories (20:21 – 29:18)

The conversation shifts to a whimsical discussion about a purported UFO approaching Earth, referenced humorously as possibly being Santa Claus: “Looks a bit like a Christmas decoration... arriving in November” (20:31–22:21). Joanne explores various theories about the UFO’s intentions, balancing skepticism with playful speculation: “The physicist… probably aliens in some sort of... sinister alien” (21:49–22:06). They debate whether the aliens would come in peace or with hostile intentions, leading to funny hypotheticals about personal reactions, such as Vogue’s plan to escape on holidays: “I’d go on holidays for the rest of my time because it’s my favorite thing to do” (23:02–24:03). This segment showcases their ability to blend humor with imaginative scenarios, keeping the discussion light-hearted yet entertaining.

7. Irish Presidency Nominations (29:00 – 43:33)

In a humorous twist, Joanne and Vogue nominate unconventional candidates for the Irish presidency. Joanne begins with the playful nomination of "kneecap,” a reference to a local cultural element: “Nothing has brought this country together more than kneecap since Point baby” (34:53–35:06). They continue with the "man who slipped on the ice," leveraging a viral event from 2010: “He’s like the Banksy of Ireland… he’s just like, no, I don’t want the fame” (35:40–36:23). Joanne also posthumously nominates Sinead O’Connor and whimsically includes Lindsay Lohan, praising her rebranding efforts: “She's gonna be very much involved in the queer culture” (38:26–41:08). This segment is filled with witty banter and creative nominations, illustrating their unique take on contemporary figures and events.

8. Final Thoughts and Wrap-Up (43:33 – End)

The episode concludes with a mix of humorous reflections and final anecdotes. Joanne jokingly mentions winning nominations and interactions with public figures, while Vogue shares her disdain for certain social media phenomena and personal challenges: “I am triggered by pubs... I'm sitting here playing Uno non-stop with my kids” (34:30–26:45). They wrap up with light-hearted advice to listeners, encouraging support for women and expressing gratitude for the audience's engagement: “Thank you so much for listening… she's been Joanne, she's been Vogue” (43:46–End).

Notable Quotes

• Joanne McNally (02:13): “I can only imagine if they did a sexual yelp on me, the rating would not be great.”

• Vogue Williams (05:13): “Can I guess?”

• Joanne McNally (08:36): “She is money mad. There is no money enough.”

• Vogue Williams (07:23): “I was like, I've come to Margot to relax and I'm after killing someone.”

• Joanne McNally (34:53): “Nothing has brought this country together more than kneecap since Point baby.”

• Vogue Williams (23:02): “I’d go on holidays for the rest of my time because it’s my favorite thing to do.”

• Joanne McNally (38:26): “I think she should take that and make it and empower herself with us.”

Conclusion

In this episode of My Therapist Ghosted Me, Vogue Williams and Joanne McNally deliver their trademark blend of humor, honesty, and candid discussions on a wide array of topics—from celebrity dating experiences and animal sanctuaries to critical analyses of online personalities like Bonnie Blue, whimsical theories about UFOs, and playful nominations for the Irish presidency. Their engaging banter, coupled with memorable quotes and relatable anecdotes, ensures a rich and entertaining listening experience for both regular fans and newcomers alike.