My Therapist Ghosted Me: MTGM EXTRA!

Episode: "My mole used to have its own fan account."
Date: March 25, 2026
Hosts: Vogue Williams & Joanne McNally
Guest: Joe

Episode Overview

In this bonus episode, Vogue and Joanne are joined by Joe for their trademark candid and hilarious chat. The trio dives deep into their personal quirks, health anxieties, social mishaps, and general life observations. They touch on topics ranging from hospital visits and parenting mishaps to social media drama and an intriguing (and literal) body part fan account. As always, their unfiltered banter provides both laughs and genuine moments of empathy. The episode wraps up with audience advice—this time, on relationships and the perils of excessive gaming.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

Wine, Sirens, and Health (00:20–06:30)

• Wine Chat:
  • Immediate banter over Joanne and Joe’s penchant for large glasses of wine as opposed to restaurant "slithers."
    Joanne: “Joe and me, we like a mega pint, don’t we, Joe?” (00:42)
• New York Siren Culture:
  • Joanne, currently in NYC, laments the aggressive volume of city ambulances.
    Joanne: “If I was having a heart attack... the noise of the sirens would kill me off.” (00:59)
• Ridiculous Hospital Trips:
  • Vogue admits to hospital panic attacks, suspecting hereditary heart issues.
    • “I was having a panic attack and I genuinely thought I was having a heart attack.” (02:42)
  • Joanne recalls young adult health anxieties and the absurd lengths to fit into her christening dress.
    • “Trying to fit back into my christening dress... it’s important to have goals.” (02:05–02:13)
  • Joe jokes about classic male “denial” regarding health problems.
    • “If there’s ever anything wrong with me, I just don’t do anything about it and deny it.” (04:48)

Parenting Panic and Accidental Kidnapping (06:13–07:06)

• Vogue details her son's preschool booster and his politeness amidst tears.
  • “My kids are really polite… say thank you. And he’s like, ‘Thank you’ [amidst crying].” (06:22)
• Joanne teases the consequences of not being fully vaccinated.
• Vogue admits to mistakenly getting into strangers’ cars multiple times.
  • “I now have to make a conscious effort… I ask them, ‘Where are you going?’” (06:49)

Relationships, Rumours, and the Giant Wine Bottle (07:10–11:33)

• Pop Culture Satire:
  • Joanne expands on her theory that a popular monkey (likely referencing a viral internet animal) is faking a straight relationship for PR.
    Joanne: “He’s gay and this is the next pure stunt because people are losing interest in him. She’s a beard.” (07:18)
• Wine Show-and-Tell:
  • A lengthy debate on the size of Joanne’s wine bottle culminates in her revealing a 1.5L “barefoot” wine bottle.
    • “It’s the size of a Honda Civic.” (10:10)
    • “If you held this, your hands would look miniature.” (10:30)
• Raunchy Banter on Private Videos (Spenny):
  • Vogue and Joanne spiral into riffing on whether Spenny has sent “wank videos,” leading to a purposely awkward conversation about phone privacy and respect for boundaries.
    • “When he sends the wanking videos, I just send a thumbs up in a really passive aggressive way...” (11:10) — Joanne

Social Media: The Manosphere, Fan Accounts, and The Viral Mole (12:34–15:52)

• HS Tiki-Tokie Drama:
  • Spencer’s tryst with “manosphere” controversy lands him in a TikTok video by a creator called HS Tiki-Tokie, who also insults Vogue’s mole.
    • Joanne: “Then he slagged off my mole. That’s all I got. That’s it.” (13:01)
• Fan Accounts Gone Wild:
  • Vogue: “My mole used to have its own fan accounts—now even that fan account’s gone off the mole.” (14:09)
  • The conversation turns to whether Vogue will remove her mole for medical reasons and whether it deserves a cremation/funeral.
  • Joanne: “If you get rid of that mole, I will calm down and decapitate you myself. Do not crack to these trolley wankers.” (15:10)
  • Morbidly funny suggestions ensue about preserving, tattooing, and wearing the mole as jewelry. (15:43–16:04)

Macabre Side Notes: Donating Bodies to Science and True Crime Fascination (16:22–19:40)

• Claudia Winkleman Show Anecdote & Rachel Zegler:
  • A brief aside about celebrity name origins: “Rachel Zegler was named after Rachel from Friends.” (16:32)
• True Crime Fascination:
  • Both hosts admit to following disturbing true crime accounts and obsessing over macabre stories.
  • Joanne: “One of my favorite Instagram accounts is for a crime scene account… I watch videos of people cleaning up, like, brain matter off walls.” (17:07)
• Donating Bodies to Science:
  • Vogue is put off by learning that donated bodies can be shot out of cannons or used as crash test dummies.
    • “Your body’s re-used… not just one examination, but again and again.” (17:17–17:49)
    • “I’m donating my body to science, not the circus! Why are they shooting me out of a cannon?” — Joanne (18:38)
  • Joe: “Do donate your organs—because it’s really important.” (19:01)

Listener Email: Gaming Husbands, Intimacy, and Marital Icks (19:58–25:10)

• Email Excerpt:
  • Listener shares her frustration with a husband who’s become a full-time gamer, ignores family, expects intimacy, but doesn’t contribute at home.
• Vogue:
  • “As soon as you whipped out that gaming chair, the Sahara whipped up, there was a sandstorm [down there]... That is not going to change.” (20:52)
  • “He needs to work for that, in different ways. Empty the dishwasher. Let’s be a team.” (22:49)
• Joanne:
  • “One thing we’re consistent on is our disdain of gaming chairs—it’s probably the only thing we’re consistent on.” (21:32)
  • On intimacy: “You can’t just drop the hand on your wife at the end of the day… when you’ve been gaming. It’s not attractive.” (23:24–23:48)
  • “There was no rapport during the day… You just put in this shift at night. Get ridden by this lad. Like, I’m not–this isn’t fun for me.” (23:48)
• Both agree: If your partner is detached and contributing nothing, forced intimacy is a huge “ick.”

Closing Banter (25:18–End)

• Vogue is off to bed early; Joanne is prepping to leave for LA.
• Vogue: “Thanks for all the New York tips—glad I know about those pesky sirens. I won’t be visiting there anytime soon!” (25:38)
• Joanne, with dry humor: “I thought I was off today and we’re not, so I haven’t put my best foot forward, but I’m here.” (25:31)

Most Memorable Quotes

• Joanne (on relationships): “You can’t just drop the hand on your wife at the end of the day… when you’ve been gaming. It’s not attractive in of itself.” (23:24)
• Vogue (on marital ick): “As soon as you whipped out that gaming chair, the Sahara whipped up, there was a sandstorm in between her legs.” (20:52)
• Vogue (on her mole): “My mole used to have its own fan accounts—now that fan account’s even gone off the mole.” (14:09)
• Joanne (on losing the mole): “If you get rid of that mole, I will calm down and I will decapitate you myself. Do not crack to these trolley wankers.” (15:10)
• Joanne (on science donations): “I’m donating my body to science, not the circus. Why are they shooting me out of a cannon?” (18:38)

Noteworthy Segments with Timestamps

• Large wine glass debate: 00:20–01:00
• NYC siren gripes: 00:59–01:39
• Panic attacks & hospital visits: 02:42–03:48
• Vogue’s accidental car mishaps: 06:38–06:49
• Revealing the mega-bottle of wine: 09:15–10:13
• Instagram mole fan account chat: 14:05–14:09
• Science donation horror stories: 16:22–19:40
• Listener dilemma: Gaming & intimacy: 19:58–25:10

Atmosphere & Tone

• Casual, unfiltered, extremely candid.
• Dark humor meets relatable vulnerability.
• Supportive friendship and open, honest life advice.

Perfect for listeners who love irreverent, honest, and slyly insightful chat among friends.