MTGM EXTRA! "My mole used to have its own fan account."

Summary

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My Therapist Ghosted Me: MTGM EXTRA!

Episode: "My mole used to have its own fan account."
Date: March 25, 2026
Hosts: Vogue Williams & Joanne McNally
Guest: Joe

Episode Overview

In this bonus episode, Vogue and Joanne are joined by Joe for their trademark candid and hilarious chat. The trio dives deep into their personal quirks, health anxieties, social mishaps, and general life observations. They touch on topics ranging from hospital visits and parenting mishaps to social media drama and an intriguing (and literal) body part fan account. As always, their unfiltered banter provides both laughs and genuine moments of empathy. The episode wraps up with audience advice—this time, on relationships and the perils of excessive gaming.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Wine, Sirens, and Health (00:20–06:30)

• Wine Chat:
  • Immediate banter over Joanne and Joe’s penchant for large glasses of wine as opposed to restaurant "slithers."
    Joanne: “Joe and me, we like a mega pint, don’t we, Joe?” (00:42)
• New York Siren Culture:
  • Joanne, currently in NYC, laments the aggressive volume of city ambulances.
    Joanne: “If I was having a heart attack... the noise of the sirens would kill me off.” (00:59)
• Ridiculous Hospital Trips:
  • Vogue admits to hospital panic attacks, suspecting hereditary heart issues.
    • “I was having a panic attack and I genuinely thought I was having a heart attack.” (02:42)
  • Joanne recalls young adult health anxieties and the absurd lengths to fit into her christening dress.
    • “Trying to fit back into my christening dress... it’s important to have goals.” (02:05–02:13)
  • Joe jokes about classic male “denial” regarding health problems.
    • “If there’s ever anything wrong with me, I just don’t do anything about it and deny it.” (04:48)

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Parenting Panic and Accidental Kidnapping (06:13–07:06)

• Vogue details her son's preschool booster and his politeness amidst tears.
  • “My kids are really polite… say thank you. And he’s like, ‘Thank you’ [amidst crying].” (06:22)
• Joanne teases the consequences of not being fully vaccinated.
• Vogue admits to mistakenly getting into strangers’ cars multiple times.
  • “I now have to make a conscious effort… I ask them, ‘Where are you going?’” (06:49)

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Relationships, Rumours, and the Giant Wine Bottle (07:10–11:33)

• Pop Culture Satire:
  • Joanne expands on her theory that a popular monkey (likely referencing a viral internet animal) is faking a straight relationship for PR.
    Joanne: “He’s gay and this is the next pure stunt because people are losing interest in him. She’s a beard.” (07:18)
• Wine Show-and-Tell:
  • A lengthy debate on the size of Joanne’s wine bottle culminates in her revealing a 1.5L “barefoot” wine bottle.
    • “It’s the size of a Honda Civic.” (10:10)
    • “If you held this, your hands would look miniature.” (10:30)
• Raunchy Banter on Private Videos (Spenny):
  • Vogue and Joanne spiral into riffing on whether Spenny has sent “wank videos,” leading to a purposely awkward conversation about phone privacy and respect for boundaries.
    • “When he sends the wanking videos, I just send a thumbs up in a really passive aggressive way...” (11:10) — Joanne

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Social Media: The Manosphere, Fan Accounts, and The Viral Mole (12:34–15:52)

• HS Tiki-Tokie Drama:
  • Spencer’s tryst with “manosphere” controversy lands him in a TikTok video by a creator called HS Tiki-Tokie, who also insults Vogue’s mole.
    • Joanne: “Then he slagged off my mole. That’s all I got. That’s it.” (13:01)
• Fan Accounts Gone Wild:
  • Vogue: “My mole used to have its own fan accounts—now even that fan account’s gone off the mole.” (14:09)
  • The conversation turns to whether Vogue will remove her mole for medical reasons and whether it deserves a cremation/funeral.
  • Joanne: “If you get rid of that mole, I will calm down and decapitate you myself. Do not crack to these trolley wankers.” (15:10)
  • Morbidly funny suggestions ensue about preserving, tattooing, and wearing the mole as jewelry. (15:43–16:04)

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Macabre Side Notes: Donating Bodies to Science and True Crime Fascination (16:22–19:40)

• Claudia Winkleman Show Anecdote & Rachel Zegler:
  • A brief aside about celebrity name origins: “Rachel Zegler was named after Rachel from Friends.” (16:32)
• True Crime Fascination:
  • Both hosts admit to following disturbing true crime accounts and obsessing over macabre stories.
  • Joanne: “One of my favorite Instagram accounts is for a crime scene account… I watch videos of people cleaning up, like, brain matter off walls.” (17:07)
• Donating Bodies to Science:
  • Vogue is put off by learning that donated bodies can be shot out of cannons or used as crash test dummies.
    • “Your body’s re-used… not just one examination, but again and again.” (17:17–17:49)
    • “I’m donating my body to science, not the circus! Why are they shooting me out of a cannon?” — Joanne (18:38)
  • Joe: “Do donate your organs—because it’s really important.” (19:01)

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Listener Email: Gaming Husbands, Intimacy, and Marital Icks (19:58–25:10)

• Email Excerpt:
  • Listener shares her frustration with a husband who’s become a full-time gamer, ignores family, expects intimacy, but doesn’t contribute at home.
• Vogue:
  • “As soon as you whipped out that gaming chair, the Sahara whipped up, there was a sandstorm [down there]... That is not going to change.” (20:52)
  • “He needs to work for that, in different ways. Empty the dishwasher. Let’s be a team.” (22:49)
• Joanne:
  • “One thing we’re consistent on is our disdain of gaming chairs—it’s probably the only thing we’re consistent on.” (21:32)
  • On intimacy: “You can’t just drop the hand on your wife at the end of the day… when you’ve been gaming. It’s not attractive.” (23:24–23:48)
  • “There was no rapport during the day… You just put in this shift at night. Get ridden by this lad. Like, I’m not–this isn’t fun for me.” (23:48)
• Both agree: If your partner is detached and contributing nothing, forced intimacy is a huge “ick.”

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Closing Banter (25:18–End)

• Vogue is off to bed early; Joanne is prepping to leave for LA.
• Vogue: “Thanks for all the New York tips—glad I know about those pesky sirens. I won’t be visiting there anytime soon!” (25:38)
• Joanne, with dry humor: “I thought I was off today and we’re not, so I haven’t put my best foot forward, but I’m here.” (25:31)

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Most Memorable Quotes

• Joanne (on relationships): “You can’t just drop the hand on your wife at the end of the day… when you’ve been gaming. It’s not attractive in of itself.” (23:24)
• Vogue (on marital ick): “As soon as you whipped out that gaming chair, the Sahara whipped up, there was a sandstorm in between her legs.” (20:52)
• Vogue (on her mole): “My mole used to have its own fan accounts—now that fan account’s even gone off the mole.” (14:09)
• Joanne (on losing the mole): “If you get rid of that mole, I will calm down and I will decapitate you myself. Do not crack to these trolley wankers.” (15:10)
• Joanne (on science donations): “I’m donating my body to science, not the circus. Why are they shooting me out of a cannon?” (18:38)

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Noteworthy Segments with Timestamps

• Large wine glass debate: 00:20–01:00
• NYC siren gripes: 00:59–01:39
• Panic attacks & hospital visits: 02:42–03:48
• Vogue’s accidental car mishaps: 06:38–06:49
• Revealing the mega-bottle of wine: 09:15–10:13
• Instagram mole fan account chat: 14:05–14:09
• Science donation horror stories: 16:22–19:40
• Listener dilemma: Gaming & intimacy: 19:58–25:10

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Atmosphere & Tone

• Casual, unfiltered, extremely candid.
• Dark humor meets relatable vulnerability.
• Supportive friendship and open, honest life advice.

Perfect for listeners who love irreverent, honest, and slyly insightful chat among friends.

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Transcript

[A]

This is a Global Player original podcast. Hello, and welcome to. My therapist ghosted me the bonus episode with myself, with Joanne McNally, and with Joe, and my name is Vogue.

[B]

I forgot to say fair play. Yeah, it's like she skipped herself there.

[A]

That is like. Is that a regular glass of wine or was that. Is that a large glass of wine?

[C]

It's a regular glass.

[A]

I'm not shading you. I actually just. I'm just trying to figure out if that's a regular sized glass of wine. I just feel like when I'm in restaurants, I see them pour, like a slither and I'm like, what's the point? They've just given them a shot of wine.

[B]

Yeah, Joe. Joe and me were we like a mega pint. Don't we, Joe?

[A]

Oh, wow.

[C]

I mean, if you're gonna pour a wine, you have to. You pour a wine, right?

[B]

Pour a wine.

[A]

Yeah, but you two. You two obviously drink it before it gets warm, people.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Drink it, like, at a normal pace. Theirs gets warm, but yours is just.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. By the way, the sirens in New York, I honestly think if I was having a heart attack and there was an ambulance coming to save me, the noise of the sirens would kill me off. They are so loud. I don't understand. I thought London was bad. This is out of control.

[A]

You know, when one goes by in London, I'm literally blocking my ears, I think.

[B]

Imagine being in the throes of a stroke in the back of a. In the back of an ambulance and you to deal with the noise.

[A]

God, I never thought about that. That would be awful. You just feel like

[B]

I'm. These are potentially my last moments on this earth, and for God's sake of.

[A]

Give me some peace and quiet. I'm trying to have a stroke here.

[B]

Yeah, exactly. Some slow pond, like kind of water dripping or something more relaxing. I can't get my head around it.

[A]

What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever gone to hospital for?

[B]

Well, I mean, the obvious answer is trying to revert to my birth weight of 3 pounds and 7 ounces. But I'm trying to think of physically.

[A]

That's ridiculous. Fair enough.

[B]

Trying it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Trying to fit back into my christening dress. But apart from that, I don't know.

[A]

Adjoin. It's important to have goals.

[B]

Listen, we all need a purpose in this life. Okay?

[A]

Mom, what did I leave the hospital in? Because I just want to see if it fits.

[B]

Well, why? What. What about you? I was thinking really unwell like physically,

[A]

mentally,

[B]

physically. I'm very above average, I would say.

[A]

Actually I once went to the hospital with. I was having a panic attack and I genuinely thought I was having a heart attack. And I was like sitting there collapsing into. In the hospital and they were. And then eventually, like, and they had to do all tests on me and everything. They're like, you're not. Cuz I was like, my dad died of like, he had loads of heart attacks and now I'm having one for being associated with him. And then it was like, no, you're actually just having a panic attack.

[B]

Panic attack. They're kind of wild. Like, I have two, Two friends of mine, both went to hospital and. And you. So three thinking they were having a heart attack and it was a panic attack. I remember on my 21st birthday, one of my bestest friends, we went out, just the two of us, and she was wearing like a heart monitor and everything. I was like. And we were like drinking and smoking in pegs. Do you remember pegs? No, sorry, not pegs. Legs.

[A]

Yes. I was like, pegs. Where's that Legs.

[B]

Remember Leg? Legs. Remember Legs. Legs at this. Legs at this club in town, Joe, where you could drinking, smoke, share, like, was. You know, it was the forties or whenever the. We were in there. I can't remember.

[C]

I would like that very much.

[B]

Yeah. And we were like, we went to. We went to Legs for my birthday and she had had what we didn't understand, we were so young. But she had a panic attack. So she thought she was having a heart attack. Anyway, she rocked in. She was wearing a heart monitor and.

[A]

Yeah, they get you to track it. Yeah. But like I say, the alcohol and smokes were really helpful towards the accuracy of that heart monitor.

[B]

She's sitting, she's opposite me doing like the trolley dance, like the, like packing the shel.

[A]

Do a couple of yolks as well, just to see if.

[B]

I got. According to the data. I'm coming up. I'm like, yeah, I can see in your eyes are coming up.

[A]

To be honest, as soon as you told me you loved me, I knew you were.

[B]

Yeah, it's the only time she really spoke to me that openly anyway, so I, I understand. I. I've heard that the panic attack thing is.

[A]

What about you, Joe?

[C]

Well, I'm. I'm not old, but I was born in the very early 90s, which means I'm male and old enough that if there's ever anything wrong with me, I just don't do anything about it and deny It. And that's probably why I'll die.

[B]

You'll get prostate cancer, Joe, but I'll tell you, you'll die with it, not from it.

[C]

That's it. That's the way. That's the way we do it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You get the really, really slow one. You'll die with it, not from it. Best case scenario, I just had to

[A]

take Otter to the doctor because there's. There's the final injection they get is a preschool booster. And I'm like. And he was really happy when we got there. He was really excited. And he walked in, he's like, can I have a plaster? And she's like, not yet.

[B]

Hold on. Is that child not vaccinated?

[A]

Oh, he is vaccinated, but this will be his final one.

[B]

So he's not. Fact. So he's not vaccinated. So I've been at risk the whole time.

[A]

He has, yeah. He has put you at ver in harm's wage 1. You have been playing with fire. Hang around with that boy.

[B]

He should be wearing a badge. What's he not vaccinated from? Am I. Am I going to get measle, Measles, mums and R. You might get pod.

[A]

You might get podio.

[C]

That'll be a nightmare.

[A]

Imagine. Imagine Joanne in an iron lung for the rest of her life. She'd probably enjoy it in there.

[B]

It's the Bathurst, but with, like, healthier

[A]

boundaries to get me. This just be. You piss me off. There'll be a power outage gone around,

[B]

spawn around, like a cement mixer kind of vibe. Just, like, making demands on people.

[A]

Yeah, but he was so polite when we left because, like, I was like, my kids are really polite. So he was kind of crying and I was like. And say thank you. And he's like, that year.

[B]

Bye. This doesn't bow well for him. This kid is going to get into a van, he's going to get.

[A]

Yes. Sorry, Johan, we've had this conversation before. How many people's cars have I gotten into by accident? I now have to make a conscious effort. I'm like. And I asked them, I'm like, where are you going? Just to make sure.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

If I tell them, then they might say, oh, yeah, of course, let's take her.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah. We need to be.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Aware. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[A]

Because I'm looking well. And look at my hair. It looks great. I have to be extra careful at the moment when I'm getting into. Course, my hair looks fantastic now.

[B]

Sorry about the sirens. But I've huge news.

[C]

More.

[A]

Oh, yeah, go on, punch

[B]

the monkey. As a girlfriend.

[A]

Yeah, I saw.

[B]

I know she's a beard.

[A]

Oh, you think he's a gay. You think he's a gay monkey?

[B]

Listen, I know a gay when I see a gay. He's gay and he's. He's gay. And this is. This is the next pure stunt because people are losing interest in him. And, like, now you know, you can only watch a monkey get punched so many times before you, like, zone out. She's a beard. I've sat here first.

[A]

Do you think he's gonna show his.

[B]

I'm very good with predictions. I've. I've very rarely been proved wrong. This woman is a beer.

[A]

I mean, sorry, can I just. I have to ask one thing. When have you ever been proven right? Remember that day? And she was like, oh, no, I'm sure of that. And then Joe Fox checked it and he was like, no. Well, complete. I. I think you've mixed it up here.

[B]

Well, Vogue. I'm still going to be wrong if someone fact checks me. That's obviously then.

[C]

Yeah, that's the satisfaction.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But when. When no one. When no one involves themselves.

[A]

Oh, okay. Well, then I believe it.

[B]

Yes. Also, I'm gonna say I've had some drinks.

[A]

Are you gonna show us? We've been waiting nine and a half minutes for you to show us the size of the bottle of wine. She told us she had a surprise and it's been sitting on this side. I'm waiting for her.

[B]

I woke up this morning and I was like, oh, my God, I'm off all day today. Like, it's. I'm buzzing. Like, what? Even though I love my job, blah, blah, blah. But I was like, oh, it's so nice. I'm off of the whole day off. And then I did an insta story talking about the fact that I was off. And then I got like, immediate emails from all sides being like, you're not off, you've meetings.

[A]

But I was watching that and I was like, oh, we're not doing that later.

[B]

Yeah, I know, I know.

[C]

Meetings, meetings, meetings.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then obviously use. And I was like, well, I've made plans of myself now, so it's very hard. I don't let myself down. Anyway, look, so I had three wines, like, whatever.

[A]

Ah, Joanna, you've been way more drunk on this podcast. This is sober Joanne. Oh, my.

[B]

Look at the size that bottle of barefoot.

[C]

Is that a. Is. What are we saying? Is that a Magnum?

[B]

It's the size of a child.

[A]

How much is in that? How many liters?

[B]

So, okay, now bearing in mind, look, I'm not greedy. Like, I like it. I like a crisp glass of bear.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Michelle is always flagging me. She's like, if she comes over, she brings around wine. I was like, why are you bringing around wine of loads of wine? She goes, I don't want to drink wine with feet in the majorana. I was like, fine.

[A]

I wouldn't say Joanne is a sommelier, to be honest with you.

[B]

Oh, no, no, no. I like, I have a very, very cheap palace. Like, I, I. My palette hasn't developed since the student days and I don't care. I'm happy with that.

[A]

Yeah, Well, I mean, this saves you loads of cash. So the sans there, you stick with the barefoot Sancer.

[B]

What a rip. Look at this bad boy.

[A]

Tell us how much. Like, what's the literage there?

[B]

It's the size of a Honda Civic. Are you looking at it? Can you see it?

[A]

We can't. We can already miss it. You're shoving it in front of the screen. What? I was. Is in it.

[B]

1.5 liters.

[A]

Oh, it looks bigger than that.

[B]

Do you think?

[A]

Yeah, I think it looks like. I think it looks like two liters at least. Now I'd like to know something about wine, right? I don't drink wine.

[B]

Vogue as a woman with huge hands. If you held this now, your hands would look miniature.

[A]

I would, actually.

[B]

You'd love us.

[A]

Yeah, that's what Spenny says. What?

[B]

You should. Oh, I forgot he's hung. I totally forgot about that.

[A]

Have you seen it? No, I wouldn't know. I would know. Not that we do weird stuff, but there is potential that she could have seen it.

[B]

He sends me photos, but I never open the Vogue. Out of respect for you, I never open them.

[A]

That's how I know you're I. That I said I test you.

[B]

I'm a girl.

[A]

Because I asked him, I told him, send her a wank video, get her with that, and if she opens that, that's it. We're finished.

[B]

Yeah. When the, when he sends the wanking videos, I just send a thumbs up in a really passive aggressive. So not to encourage anything else, but like to acknowledge respectfully, because obviously we have a personal relationship.

[A]

She puts on airplane mode and watches it and then turns her phone back on.

[B]

Is that a thing?

[A]

I think so. Well, I don't know. I wouldn't test it because I'd be too scared.

[B]

Yeah, I'd be too scared. Yeah.

[A]

I don't even watch people's stories. Like, you know, like, someone has sent me stories of exes of mine and I've. And I've just clicked onto it, not thinking because. And I'm like, why'd you do that? They'll see that I've seen this, but I don't know if they'll actually. Do they. Do they see that you've seen it then?

[B]

Yes. That happened to me as well. Do you remember I told you this before? Someone sent me a video of an examiner. His story. And I. I was really annoyed with her. I was like, why did you do that? She's like, oh, sorry. I was like, I've just watched his story now.

[A]

No, thanks a lot.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Before we move too far past it, I do need to say, please drink responsibly and don't send unsolicited wank videos.

[A]

Okay, well, Joe, how about you start sending me wank videos? No, I've had enough. I don't want any more wank videos. I've told you. No, I've blocked.

[B]

Preach what you choir, Joe. Preach what?

[A]

So we were talking about the manosphere last week. Guess what? H.S. ticky talky Tik Tok.

[B]

H.S. tik Tok.

[A]

Yeah. Did a video about Penny's manosphere post. Yeah. He's. He's. He's. He's flying off the handle a bit. He's really losing control. I never noticed how much he spent. Spat when he spoke. You'd need a windscreen in front of you if you had to go for dinner with him.

[B]

Can I. What? Can. Can I watch it now?

[A]

Yeah. And then he did. And then he said he. He slagged off my mole. That's all I got. That's it.

[B]

Sorry, I need to see this stat.

[C]

So for context, Spencer had done quite a long post, hadn't he? That. That was very well thought out. And he'd said that it was all. It was all quite manosphere.

[A]

Yeah. And. And then. And then HS tiki talky. Was. Was saying that Spencer was like himself, which I can attest to that. He is most certainly not. And then HS ticky talk. He's like my mo.

[B]

Hold on. So I'm following. So I've looked up HS ticky talkie. This obviously isn't the right account, cuz he only has like 30,000 followers. I'm assuming that he doesn't have that

[A]

many followers on Instagram. Maybe everyone.

[B]

That can't be. That can't be.

[A]

Maybe everybody stopped following him.

[B]

No fan account. A fan account.

[A]

Oh, God, that's like. Imagine. Imagine, like, you grow up and you're like, what was the most embarrassing thing you did as a child? Well, I was. I created a fan account for HS Tiki Talky. How cringe. Like, you could never live that down.

[B]

Everyone has a fan account. Vogue, where I think we're the only people who don't, to be honest.

[A]

Remember, my mole used to have its own fan accounts. Now that fan account's even gone off. The mole.

[B]

Oh, I'd be very upset about that if I was here.

[A]

I don't know. I don't know if the mole can stay. I'm not sure.

[B]

I'm.

[A]

I'm worried. But I have been in touch with Kim, who. It came from the Dublin Makeup Academy. Basically, she br.

[B]

You're going to have eyebrows put on.

[A]

Just getting a tash. Just getting her to do a full tash. She. She tattoos areolas on women's breasts when they've had breast cancer and stuff like that. If they've had to have a mastectomy. And I thought, well, if she can do areolas, which are very difficult. If I had to get rid of the mole, which I'd be very sad about, because it's just, like, part of my face, maybe she could draw, like, tattoo a mole on and she says she thinks she could.

[B]

Hold on. So. So you're saying if you removed it, you'd have it replaced immediately by.

[A]

Yeah, what? A tattoo. So I'd still have the mole, but it would just not be. It would be a pretend.

[B]

If you get rid of that.

[A]

And she could do freckles on your nose.

[B]

If you get rid of that mole, I will calm down and I will decapitate you myself. Do not crack. Do not bow down to these trolley wankers.

[A]

No, I'm not cracking. That's not. It's actually because someone told me that I might have to get rid of it. We're in the keeping an eye on it stage, like, just because they tend to get bigger and bigger and bigger. Yeah. And then it's like, oh, well, it's kind of nate. We can't see your face.

[B]

But it's not like. It's not like. It's not like.

[A]

It's not definite.

[B]

Cancerous, right?

[A]

No, no, no, it's not cancerous. No, no, no, no. But it's also not definite. But if it did happen, we'd have to have a little funeral for it.

[B]

Oh, yeah. We'd freeze it off and bury it in the garden. I would actually like to cremate. Us. And I would like a few ashes myself.

[A]

Yeah, I could get a necklace made for you Mo.

[B]

Like Elton John is Kneecap.

[A]

Exactly. Why don't. Do you know what? Actually, hang on. Why don't I get you a tube of formaldehyde and I'll just pop the mole in there and you can just, like, wear it as a chain, like that ring that you wear.

[B]

So I. By the time this airs, the show will have been a gone. But I was on the Claudia Winkleman chat show on fr. On. Yeah, last week I was on McGon. Oh, sorry. I was on with G K. Niall Horan, Rachel Ziegler. Rachel Ziegler. Have I told you this already about who Rachel was named after?

[A]

You didn't say who she was named after.

[B]

So sorry. So I won't go on about it, but Rachel Zegler was named after Rachel from Friends.

[A]

Really?

[B]

That's how young she is.

[A]

Oh, my God. Yeah.

[B]

Anyway. Isn't that insane? Anyway, goes Campbell telling the story that he rented an Airbnb somewhere in Phoenix, America or something, and the house was really weird and the cameras were kind of following them, and then they opened a wardrobe and there was just vials of blood, like, loads of vials.

[A]

Odd, aren't they? I'm scared of people.

[B]

They're odd.

[C]

Really.

[A]

I am. I read. I. I follow this really scary Instagram page, and it starts telling me about these terrible murders, and I'm like, this can't be good for me. But it's so fascinating to read and to see, like, the sentences and stuff people get. But it's like. It's definitely not good for the mind.

[B]

One of my favorite Instagram accounts is for a crime scene account where it's just. I watch videos of people cleaning up, like, brain matter of walls.

[A]

Do you know what, though, as well, I. I, like. Not that I was planning on doing it, about donating your body to medical science. Do you know sometimes they pull those bodies, like, out after, like, 30 years, and people are still, like, going through stuff and dissecting stuff. So you're. You're just like, yeah, it's not like, oh, here's the bod. Like, have a go on it. And then it's done. It's like, here's the board that's re. Like, let's freeze it again and then take it back out. And like, no, I know. I just don't know. I just. I'm all for, like, advancements in medicine, but I just think. Use your own spongy, please.

[C]

I'd appreciate that, yeah, sometimes if you donate your body to science, they can actually end up using it in the army and they shoot ammunition at it and stuff just to see what happens.

[A]

Yeah. Sorry, do you not remember the woman who got shot out of a cannon? We spoke about this.

[C]

She turned out they'll shoot you with a tank.

[A]

And also. Yeah, this woman, basically, her son tried to stop it. She donated her body to medical science and they shot her out of a cannon. And he was like, I don't want my mother's body being shot out of a cannon. And they were like, well, she's donated it and that's what they did. Yeah. And sometimes they leave you just to rot in the, in the, in the open so they can see the decomposition of, of a body. So they see how long it takes. And like, this body's been here for 10 years or this body's been here or all those kind of stuff.

[B]

If I'm, I'm donating my body to

[A]

science anyway, we do an email.

[B]

My body to science, not the circus. Like, why are they shooting me out of a cannon? Jesus. Because I would have done that, but now I won't.

[A]

Well, do you know, like, they, they test car crashes as well with bodies. So they place a body in a car and then it has a car crash and they, and they see like the force of it going through the windscreen or like. Yeah, all that kind of stuff. I know.

[B]

And you wouldn't mind if they shot you out of a cannon and pulled your eyes out.

[C]

But, but do donate your organs because it's really important. Do.

[B]

Oh, sorry.

[A]

Oh, yeah, the organs. Like, fair enough. I'm even given the eyes. You know, I don't mind. Everything can go. And I've got 2020 vision, so they can go too. One last thing that I saw on that page, this girl who was doing crystal meth all day and she was in like a 96 hour psychosis and hadn't slept. She gauged her own eyes out.

[B]

Vogue. Is this like the time you tell me that someone went to a party, took a knee and peeled himself like an orange? And then.

[A]

Do you remember that was acid. That was acid.

[B]

And you remember we googled it and it was an urban myth. It's on Reddit. It's been going around for years, John.

[A]

How dare you? Have I back checked you today? Dare you. Let's do an email. I've had enough of you.

[B]

My barefoot's gotten warm.

[A]

Bloody love you guys. Seen you on tour, had a bloody blast. Fumbled Joanne's pedophile tour dates.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Anywho, help a girl out. I say girl. I mean a nearly 40 something, two kids, unmarried girl. That's a girl. Let me tell you, I adore my husband. Not very great at showing it. We were married more than 10 years ago. I've experienced some atrocious highs and lows, all of which he and his extended family have been beyond amazing. But behind closed doors the past few years, he's been gaming. Oh, no, not just computer gaming. I'm talking one earbud in watching his fat single friend streaming kind of gaming 24 7. And my husband that ignores me and the kids most of the time is complaining about the lack of intimacy.

[B]

Hold on, sorry, who's. Who's complaining about intimacy?

[A]

The husband.

[B]

Got it.

[A]

As soon as you whipped out that gaming chair the Sahara whipped up, there was a sandstorm in between her legs. That is not going to change.

[B]

We've been very clear on our stance on gaming chairs.

[A]

You know, Alexander, now, he grew out of it, my brother. But like, he used to lock himself in a room and he would have this long extension lead leaving his room, like log in and he'd be on one of those like, headphone things and he'd be talking to random as on the Internet playing the Call of Duty stuff. And we'd be like, you lose.

[B]

Oh, God. Yeah. You're like, this guy's gonna shoot up.

[A]

I feel we once unplugged it as a joke and oh my God, you swear he we'd killed his firstborn child.

[B]

I'll say one thing first, Vogue. One thing we're consistent on is our disdain of gaming chairs. It's probably the only thing we're consistent on.

[A]

Yeah, that's fair. We could change our mind on absolutely everything else. Anything, just not gaming chairs. Cut to me posting a video in a gaming chair saying, yes, I gifted.

[B]

Yeah, fun collab. Yeah.

[A]

Okay. Joanne will be like, I'm saving for the gaff. I had to do it. I had to collab. Okay. My husband, that works less than me a week, but does not pick up the slack or make an effort, never cooked me a decent meal, is complained about the lack of intimacy. Am I losing my mind? I genuinely do not feel I can have these conversations with my friends. He doesn't show up on the. On the daily and just turns his computer off to gro me and I coerce sex and it gives me the biggest ick. As I said, he was not a gamer when we met and this is a new thing, but he is not present day to day and just drains me. I'm sorry. If you're in a relationship and you're not getting attention and then they just turn around and expect the rides later on. Absolute. You need to work for that in different ways. As in, like, empty the dishwasher. Let's be a team. Let's actually get on with each other during the day or else forget it.

[B]

Yeah. Esther Perel, my good friend and confidant who doesn't know I exist, has always spoken. She's been very clear that it starts in the morning. Like, if you want to ride your partner in the evening, you have to start that sexual. Put in the sexual shift from the morning. Now, obviously, I, as a feminist, incel. Don't have a lot of knowledge on the. On the kind of situations at the moment. Kind of. The fact that people are still riding kind of blows my mind. But that's what I would. That would be my opinion on it. I'm like, is that still happening? Are people still riding? But that would be my opinion on it.

[A]

I know people nearly in there.

[B]

You can't just drop the hand on your wife at the end of the day. It's like when you've been.

[A]

When you've been gaming.

[B]

When you've been gaming. Like, firstly, gaming isn't. It's. It's not attractive in it. In of itself. And you can't just drop the hand. It's. There's nothing worse. Ugh. I remember going out with a guy years ago and I would dread going to bed because I was like. And this.

[A]

And like.

[B]

I'm not a frigid Fiona. I'm saying because there was no. There was no inter. There was no rapport during the day. No rapport. And then it was just. You just put in this shift at night. Just get ridden by this lad. Like, you're like, I'm not. This isn't fun for me.

[A]

This isn't. No. And I think that I just want

[B]

to watch Love is Blind. Like, leave me alone. Or like, let's engage this conversation half an hour before we get into the bed. Yeah. I feel this way, woman.

[A]

I know, but there's such a. Like, I just. I just. No, he does. He needs to put in more of a shift. Shift and make more of an effort. Not that you feel like that you're doing most of the heavy lifting and just the gaming. The gaming has to stop. I couldn't bear it. I couldn't bear it.

[B]

I don't. Is he making money at the game? And I wonder now. Vogue. You did do an ad for Nintendo.

[A]

I know, but I gave that up because I. I couldn't stop the gaming. I understand what's happened to this man. Listen, it's an easy. It's a. Now I. I am. I was gonna buy a couple of arcade games for our new house. Is that bad? I can't do that either. There's.

[B]

I don't know what that means.

[A]

Like Pac man and stuff like that. Like, you know, arcade. Anyway, it doesn't matter. I. Listen, the point is, it's a bit gross what he's doing. Also, sometimes when something gives you the icky to stop spending. Kept going on about his new car. He's so obsessed with it. And it got to the point where I was like, you're grossing me out. Like, you keep. You keep telling everybody about it and you're talking about it all the time. It's too much.

[B]

I didn't even know he could drive.

[A]

Yeah, you can drive.

[B]

Very playful.

[A]

Well, what's. What's the plan for today?

[B]

I'm off to LA this evening.

[A]

Joanne's off to la and I have to finish by saying, oh, well, I'm going to go to bed around half seven, but, yeah, have a great. What a great finisher.

[B]

I thought I was off today and we're not, so I haven't put my best foot forward, but I'm. I'm here.

[A]

Well, I'm glad that you're here and thank you and I appreciate you. Okay. You have a nice time in la and thanks for all the New York tips. It was really nice to hear about your trip. I'm glad I know about those pesky sirens because God damn it, I won't be visiting there anytime soon.

[B]

Guys, I gotta go. I gotta. I'm gonna head to the Rockefeller Center.

[A]

Say hi to the Statue of Liberty for me. Okay? This has been a global player original production.