Podcast Summary: "School Nostalgia, Dancing & Crying On A Plane"
Episode Release Date: May 16, 2025
Introduction
In this episode of "My Therapist Ghosted Me," hosts Joanne McNally and Vogue Williams delve into a blend of bizarre news stories, nostalgic school memories, personal anecdotes, and reflections on relationships and emotions. Their candid and humorous discussion offers listeners a heartfelt and entertaining experience, punctuated with memorable quotes and relatable experiences.
1. Bizarre News Stories from Australia
The episode kicks off with Joanne and Vogue discussing sensational and strange news emerging from Australia.
Mushroom Trial Mishap
- Joanne McNally introduces the topic: “[00:02] Joanne McNally: ...one of the jurors was sacked from the mushroom trial.”
- The mushroom trial involves a woman allegedly accused of murdering family members by poisoning them with mushrooms she picked.
- Vogue Williams humorously adds, “[00:55] Vogue Williams: I’m gonna make you a beef Wellington when you come over.”
- They express disbelief and humor over the severity of the case, with Joanne admitting her inability to maintain confidentiality: “[01:03] Joanne McNally: I couldn’t keep it to myself at all.”
Woman Selling Dog-Regurgitated Human Toes
- Joanne continues with another odd story: “[01:35] Joanne McNally: Woman who planned to sell human toes regurgitated by dogs avoids jail...”
- Vogue reacts with shock: “[02:19] Vogue Williams: What?”
- The conversation highlights the absurdity of the situation, questioning the woman’s motives and sanity: “[02:33] Joanne McNally: ...trying to sell them as human toes.”
2. School Nostalgia
Shifting gears, the hosts reminisce about their school days, sharing humorous and relatable memories.
Chalk and Classroom Memories
- Vogue expresses her aversion to chalk: “[06:19] Vogue Williams: ...Chalk. I can’t touch it. I don’t like looking at people touching it.”
- Joanne recalls the unpleasant experience of banging chalk dusters: “[10:13] Joanne McNally: ...Loretta Dorky Primary School for sending me out on the regular covered in that chalky.”
School Lunches and Diets
- They discuss school lunch experiences, including bland meals and restrictive diets.
- Vogue shares her Special K phase: “[08:26] Vogue Williams: ...I was going through a phase of only eating half a bag of Special K...”
- Joanne humorously critiques the diet: “[08:46] Joanne McNally: ...no nutrition cardboard, no skinny milk and then you were allowed to have a cheese slice for dinner.”
Phobias and Personal Challenges
- Joanne opens up about her struggle with trypophobia: “[05:29] Joanne McNally: ...I get nauseous when I look at patterns like holes really close together. Trypophobia...”
- They discuss coping mechanisms, with Vogue suggesting: “[05:06] Joanne McNally: You have to go in and click not interested on all the stories.”
3. Dancing Experiences
The conversation transitions to their experiences and challenges with dancing.
Vogue’s Dance Ventures
- Vogue shares her enthusiasm and mishaps with dancing: “[25:22] Vogue Williams: ...we did a dance show together. He fell over a light and fell on his arse and I kept dancing.”
- They laugh about their lack of rhythm and the intensity of dance competitions: “[26:33] Joanne McNally: ...I wouldn't be able to do any of the Strictly Dancing or anything like that.”
Dancing in the Public Eye
- Vogue discusses her street dancing video and reluctance to have it widely shared: “[25:26] Vogue Williams: ...we met the street dancing one. Go watch me doing my dance to Rita Ora.”
4. Celebrity Encounters and Relationships
Joanne and Vogue delve into celebrity gossip and personal interactions with famous personalities.
Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz Fallout
- The hosts critique the media narrative surrounding Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz: “[19:22] Vogue Williams: Brooklyn Beckham and his wife, Nicola Peltz...”
- They discuss the portrayal of women as "home wreckers" in celebrity breakups: “[20:34] Joanne McNally: The narrative is always that men are thick as... women just guide them around like ferrets.”
Vogue’s Interaction with Rob Lowe
- Vogue recounts her attempt to send a personalized birthday message to Rob Lowe: “[32:50] Joanne McNally: She was like, I know that you…”
5. Birthday Reflections and Personal Emotions
The conversation takes a more introspective turn as they share personal feelings about birthdays and emotional experiences.
Handling Birthdays Differently
- Joanne admits her aversion to lavish birthday celebrations: “[28:19] Joanne McNally: ...I wouldn’t be a big party person. I also don’t like the pressure of inviting people because I don’t go to a lot of stuff myself.”
- Vogue explains her strategy of over-inviting to ensure a decent turnout: “[29:12] Joanne McNally: ...Overbook.”
Crying on a Plane
- Joanne shares a vulnerable moment of crying on a plane due to anxiety about her mother's aging: “[36:27] Joanne McNally: ...I've just really taken the charge on the whole thing.”
- Vogue offers support and suggests distractions: “[36:20] Vogue Williams: I’ll give you a book to help you come to terms.”
6. Book Release and Future Plans
The hosts briefly touch upon upcoming projects and book releases.
Vogue’s Book Launch
- Vogue Williams announces her book release: “[35:39] Vogue Williams: My book is out. It’s out on the 22nd, which is Tuesday.”
Conclusion
Joanne McNally and Vogue Williams deliver a dynamic and heartfelt episode filled with laughter, vulnerability, and insightful commentary on both personal and public matters. From bizarre news tales to cherished school memories and personal emotional journeys, their authentic conversation resonates with listeners, offering both entertainment and comfort.
Notable Quotes:
- “I couldn’t keep it to myself at all.” — Joanne McNally [01:03]
- “Dogs will eat your knickers.” — Vogue Williams [04:18]
- “It’s better than eating my toes.” — Joanne McNally [04:28]
- “We are the only ones who will have you.” — Joanne McNally [17:27]
- “I'm taking all the attention away.” — Joanne McNally [23:24]
For more insights and to connect with the hosts, listeners are encouraged to email hello@MTGMpod.com or visit mytherapistghostedme.com.