Podcast Summary: "Skiing, Phone Theft & A Colonoscopy"

Episode Release Date: February 21, 2025

In this lively episode of "My Therapist Ghosted Me", hosts Vogue Williams and Joanne McNally delve into a whirlwind of topics ranging from adventurous skiing tales to humorous takes on medical procedures and personal anecdotes about phone theft. Here's a detailed breakdown of their engaging conversation:

1. Adventurous Skiing Tales

The episode kicks off with Vogue sharing her experiences skiing at Alpen, highlighting the challenges and humorous mishaps that come with the sport.

• Vogue describes Joanne's favorite holiday activity:

  "Honestly, it is just my favorite holiday and I know that like it's... I'm very lucky to be away doing it and skiing with the kids." (00:40)

• Joanne recounts helping a struggling skier:

  "I went and helped him up, not a helmet on. And then realized, oh, hang on, this man cannot ski." (04:02)

Their banter touches on the difference between on piste and off piste skiing, adding clarity to skiing jargon:

"On piste are the slopes that are cultivated for people to ski on. Off piste are the slopes that are not cultivated." (01:03)

2. Humorous Takes on Medical Procedures

Transitioning from the slopes, the conversation takes a comedic turn towards medical experiences, specifically colonoscopies.

• Vogue humorously shares an unsolicited interview request:

  "He wanted me a colonic irrigation... I wouldn't even be on camera to be my asshole on camera." (08:18)

• The hosts playfully discuss the invasiveness of medical procedures:

  "Imagine they tried to put a camera in my liver. The whole liver would dissolve." (10:34)

Their lighthearted approach makes medical topics both relatable and entertaining for listeners.

3. Personal Announcements: Joanne's Book Tour

Joanne reveals exciting news about her upcoming book tour, setting dates and venues with enthusiasm.

• Joanne announces:

  "We're doing Vicar Street, 26 May, and Union Chapel in London on 27 May." (17:22)

• Vogue adds her own humorous commitment:

  "I'll be in the wings serving drinks and oranges." (18:04)

This segment highlights their camaraderie and the fun they anticipate during the tour.

4. Navigating an ADHD Diagnosis

Vogue shares her journey towards an ADHD diagnosis, involving her mother in the process.

• She candidly discusses:

  "I'm moments away from getting my ADHD diagnosis." (18:36)

• The interaction with her mother adds a layer of humor:

  "She said, 'This has nothing to do with me... Whatever's wrong with her. It's not my problem.'" (18:58)

This personal story offers listeners insight into the challenges and humor found in seeking mental health support.

5. Lighthearted Phone Theft Incident

A relatable yet funny account of Vogue being a victim of subtle phone theft unfolds.

• Vogue describes the incident:

  "I was walking through Soho and there was a gentle... I felt a light touch of the hand and the phone was gone." (20:08)

• The aftermath involves humorous reflections on lost WhatsApp messages:

  "All my messages are gone. Like, years of messages, and they're not in my cloud." (22:02)

Their ability to find humor in everyday mishaps resonates with many listeners who have experienced similar situations.

6. Eurovision Extravaganza

The bulk of the episode is dedicated to an animated discussion about Ireland's Eurovision journey, featuring personalities like Samantha Mumba and Donald Scheinrail.

• Joanne sets the stage:

  "Ireland was so good at Eurovision and we won all the time and then we couldn't afford to keep winning, so we passed on the torch." (27:00)

• Vogue expresses her support for Samantha:

  "I'm Team Samantha Mumba." (29:14)

• Their playful critique of the judges and the competition adds depth:

  "She didn't think they've... their feedback wasn't that sound." (30:30)

• The hosts mock the competing contestant Donald Scheinrail humorously:

  "Dustin is an Irish turkey puppet... what a very good comedian behind him." (36:38)

This segment is filled with witty remarks and inside jokes, making it a standout part of the episode for Eurovision enthusiasts and fans of celebrity feuds.

Notable Quotes

• Vogue on Skiing Equipment vs. Skill:

  "Probably the more you spend on the skis, the less experience you have because you're trying to ski on charisma." (04:56)

• Joanne on Phone Theft:

  "People like us who are not tech savvy, we should have special stickers on our heads, something like that." (21:25)

• Vogue on Life's unpredictability:

  "Life is like a box of chocolates... Lots of chocolates eats the caramel worm." (32:53)

Conclusion

In "Skiing, Phone Theft & A Colonoscopy," Vogue Williams and Joanne McNally showcase their signature blend of humor, honesty, and camaraderie. From navigating the slopes to tackling personal challenges and celebrity discussions, this episode offers a rich tapestry of conversations that are both entertaining and relatable. Whether you're a longtime listener or new to the podcast, this episode promises laughter, insights, and a glimpse into the hosts' vibrant lives.

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