Tyra has legal beef & Lee Andrews has.... Hair.

Summary

My Therapist Ghosted Me

Episode: Tyra Has Legal Beef & Lee Andrews Has... Hair.

Hosts: Vogue Williams & Joanne McNally
Date: June 19, 2026

Overview

This episode of My Therapist Ghosted Me is classic Vogue and Joanne: a rambunctious, freewheeling conversation about everything from vaping habits (influenced by Lily Allen), evolving friendships, and gardening mishaps, to legal issues involving Tyra Banks and weird trending news stories. The banter is honest, confessional, and peppered with their signature self-deprecation, playful digs, and tangents. If you love laughter about daily disasters and unfiltered opinions on pop culture and real life, this ep delivers.

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Highlights & Key Discussion Points

1. Podcast Logistics & Friendship Dynamics

• The hosts open by joking about the technical/logistical chaos of not recording at Joanne’s house and their ongoing battles with scheduling.
• Friendship Forgiveness:
  • Both reflect on how hard it would be to cut a friend off, referencing Stylist magazine and Elizabeth Day's Friendaholic.
  • Vogue: “It would take a lot for me to, to get rid of friends. But I also used to say, oh, my friend bank is full...no, actually, I want to hang out with you.” (04:32)
• Phone Habits:
  • Joanne admits she never answers her phone, and it gives her anxiety when people call instead of texting.
  • Joanne: “If I wished to raw dog it and go live with you, I would have rung you myself, Ross.” (05:29)

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2. Addictive Habits & Vices: Vaping, Smoking, and the Lily Allen Effect

• The duo commiserate over vaping—Joanne blames Lily Allen for glamorizing it:
  • “I fully blame Lily Allen. I'm sorry, Lily. I'm a big fan, but you've made vaping chic...Now you've made me think it's okay for me to vape.” (00:34, and again 08:42)
• They swap stories about smoking, hypocrisy, and how easy it is to pick up vices even after judging others (e.g., writing tear-soaked notes to loved ones about quitting smoking).
• Vogue, reminiscing: "I miss that blue razz more than some dead people I know." (09:16)
• Anxiety about health:
  • “I started hearing, like, a little crackle in my throat...I was like, oh my God, that crackling is from the vaping.” —Vogue (11:41)
• Discussion about alternatives (snus pouches) and the inherent ridiculousness/addictiveness of these trends.

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3. Gardening Mishaps, Overwrought Bins, and Middle-Aged Grievances

• Joanne dives into her (lack of) gardening knowledge, arguing over whether a thistle is a weed and using a plant-identification app:
  • “I went to do my morning lap of the garden...there’s a stunning, stunning flower that has just popped up overnight. Like a chin hair.” (13:51)
• The “bin wars”:
  • Joanne has a standoff with bin men over “contaminated” rubbish, worries she’s on a blacklist, and jokes about going ‘private’ for bin collection.
  • “Between that and the gardening, I was like, wow, Joanne, you need to check yourself. You are a 43-year-old woman, not a 78-year-old man. Rain your neck in.” (19:44)
• Vogue and Joanne joke about the labyrinthine rubbish rules in Dublin/London, giving bribes at Christmas to get your bins taken, and the horrors of being ostracized by the bin men.

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4. Petty Grievances & Public Vigilantes

• Vogue shares her “middle-aged Karen” moment when she confronts a teen for moving a parking ticket from one car to another:
  • “Excuse me, excuse me. You're to get that parking ticket and put it back on the original car or that person's going to get charged double for what you've done. Put it back.” (21:30)
• The hosts riff on growing older, losing care about being cool, and accepting their fuddy-duddy sides.

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5. Pop Culture Corner: Lee Andrews Hair Mystery

• Joanne obsesses about the reappearance of Katie Price’s husband, Lee Andrews, who now appears online with a full head of hair after a supposed Dubai prison ordeal:
  • “He has now reemerged from being held hostage allegedly in a Dubai prison with a full head of hair. Like it's practically a fringe...it's quite something.” (25:16)
• They debate hair transplants, male hair loss insecurities, and how meme-able this transformation is.

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6. Putney Pusher Investigation & Other True Crime Oddities

• They discuss developments in the infamous “Putney Pusher” case:
  • Summary of the 2017 incident—a jogger pushing a woman into a bus lane (27:29) and the surprise that it took nine years to I.D. the suspect.
• Juxtapose with the Katie Price/Lee Andrews search time as a tongue-in-cheek commentary on priorities in the justice system.
• Throwaway discussion of viral “cat in the bin” woman and how public shaming for animal cruelty outpaces punishment for violence against humans.
• Side topic: Would they rat each other out? Vogue:
  • “I'm 40 years old. I still rat my siblings out to my parents.” (32:20)

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7. Viral News: Bungee Tragedy in Brazil

• Both are horrified/captivated by a viral story where a woman in Brazil died after being thrown off a bridge for a bungee stunt—with no rope attached:
  • “It didn't look that safe...imagine you're trying to charge your phone, and I handed you a phone and a plug with no wire.” —Joanne (33:41)
  • Conspiracy theories and gallows humour about negligence and bad luck.
• They joke about Darwin Awards—a roundup of people dying in senseless ways, such as testing bullets on phone books or running over a grenade (35:26).

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8. Legal Drama: Tyra Banks Sues Over “America’s Next Top Model” Doc

• Tyra Banks is suing over a Netflix documentary that edited her 3-hour interview into 16 minutes, allegedly making her look terrible.
  • “She did a three hour interview and they deduced it down to 16 minutes where they basically mugged her off.” —Joanne (39:26)
• Vogue, skeptical: “You know that you’re like, it wasn’t a three hour show on Tyra Banks. She knows this is a Netflix special.”
• Explore hypocrisy in Tyra’s complaints about manipulative edits when the reality show did just that to others.
• Both agree: review bombing her ice cream shop Smize and Dream is unfair, but legal merit is questionable.

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9. WTF News: Stepmom Sleeps with Stepson

• An Australian viral video surfaces of a father walking in on his wife with his 19-year-old son:
  • “She says that they were broken up. I mean, it makes no difference. You can’t be going after son after just been with him.” —Vogue (43:18)
• Discussion of age gaps, family secrets, and “soap opera” level drama.
• Joanne: “All is fair in love and war...Maybe she's heartbroken and she was like, all I have is this, you know, on-sale version, which is the younger version of the man I’m in love with and I'm gonna shag his son.” (44:19)

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• “I miss that blue razz more than some dead people I know.” —Vogue on vaping (09:16)
• “If I wished to raw dog it and go live with you, I would have rung you myself, Ross.” —Joanne (05:29)
• “Between that and the gardening, you need to check yourself. You are a 43 year old woman, not a 78 year old man.” —Joanne on her own bin/garden beefs (19:44)
• “He has now reemerged from being held hostage allegedly in a Dubai prison with a full head of hair.” —Joanne on Lee Andrews (25:16)
• “It didn't look that safe...imagine you're trying to charge your phone, and I handed you a phone and a plug with no wire.” —Joanne on bungee horror story (33:41)
• “All is fair in love and war... I would say that goes on more than we would be aware of.” —Joanne about family love triangles (44:19)

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Important Timestamps

• Friendship & Phone Anxieties: 02:07 – 06:25
• Vaping Confessions / Lily Allen’s Influence: 08:42 – 12:14
• Gardening and Bin Standoff: 13:38 – 20:03
• ‘Karen’ Parking Ticket Incident: 21:14 – 22:46
• Lee Andrews Hair Saga: 24:16 – 26:55
• Putney Pusher True Crime Chat: 27:06 – 31:39
• Viral Bungee Death and Darwin Awards: 32:57 – 36:20
• Tyra Banks Lawsuit & Reality TV Ethics: 36:52 – 42:29
• Australian Viral Stepmom/Son Scandal: 42:33 – 45:12

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Tone & Style

The conversation is irreverent, confessional, self-aware, and peppered with affectionate roasting, pop culture references, and soapbox moments. Both Joanne and Vogue share everyday anxieties and big stories in the same off-the-cuff way, naturally shifting from barbed wit to disarming honesty. Their rapport is the real therapy—equal parts group support and comic relief.

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Final Thoughts

If you missed the episode, not only did you save yourself from multiple tangents about bins and gardening, but you also avoided wandering through some of the strangest corners of news and pop culture with two of podcasting’s funniest friends. Still, with this summary, you’re in on every in-joke, rant, and revelation... until next week’s beef starts brewing!

Transcript

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[B]

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[C]

I fully blame Lily Allen. I'm sorry, Lily. I'm a big fan, but you've made vaping chic. You're vaping all the time and now you've made me think it's okay for me to vape. Tyra Banks is suing. Lee Andrews has a full head of hair.

[B]

So Lee Andrews, you're keeping them afloat. This is your fault.

[C]

Hello.

[B]

Hello.

[C]

Hello. Welcome to. My therapist ghosted me. Quick favor to ask. This is what your man with the three wines ruined his life did. Quick favor if you were. If you're enjoying the podcast, please like and subscribe. It's nothing to you and it means the world to us. It helps us with algorithms and it means that we can keep bringing our. That the quality of podcasts we've been bringing. Actually, no, that sounds terrible. A better quality of podcast if you like and subscribe.

[D]

Not editing this, by the way. This is going out.

[B]

Put it up raw.

[C]

Put it up raw.

[D]

Drop your comments below as well. If you're on a. On a platform that allows you to drop comments, drop comments.

[B]

And also, I'm just gonna say that's put me. That's put me right off. By the way, I've turned off. I know, I've paused. I'm not listening anymore.

[C]

You're right.

[B]

I've. I've 30 percented it, you know. Yeah, I've skipped 30.

[C]

I'm not even going to turn up anymore. That was. I don't even want to be involved in this anymore. It's been this bin fire of a podcast. I can't even. Can't even get a single subscription. Firstly, I would like to start the podcast by asking, why are you both not in my house?

[B]

I asked Joe this morning and I didn't want to say anything to you because I was like, oh, maybe Joanne's kicked us out now. And I didn't say it to you. And I was like, will I get my car to Joanne's thinking. And then I was like, I forgot my mic. And then Joe's like, no, we didn't organize to go to Juan's. I'm like, well, that's strange.

[C]

It is particularly strange considering I had a list of jobs for Joe to do around the house today.

[D]

That's not the reason why I'm not there. I was on there at the end of last week and some other people took care of the scheduling. So I just don't.

[B]

I was a real kick it down the road, isn't he blame. Let's kick it into their garden.

[C]

I had tables to be moved, I had mirrors removed. I had a painting I needed. Hong, you need to let me know

[D]

if I need to bring a drill.

[C]

I said, joe, bring your drill. I have jobs to do for you to do today. And he's like, oh, I'm not coming today. And I was like excusing me, who's going to do my job?

[B]

I think it was weird. This just doesn't look as good. Like I've all clothes in the background. Like I'm. This isn't. It just doesn't. It doesn't suit me. I'm glad that we weren't kicked out. I'm glad that we didn't out stare.

[C]

God, no. God, no, no. If anything, I upped the ante. I need Joe with tools. And I wouldn't mind if you brought some beverages and some canopies, I don't know, next week. And some free fairy products.

[B]

Well, I don't even get them, to be honest.

[C]

What?

[B]

No. Everyone always thinks I just get free fairy. I don't get free fairy. I do the odd time. Like when they, when I see them, they'll be like, oh, here you go. And I'm like, woohoo. But I don't. I pay for my fairy. And I've become so like, obviously because I've worked with them for so long. Like I was in Joanne's house. A Judas downstairs doesn't have fairy. And I was like, oh, I get like a little bit offended. Like I own it. Like I don't own it.

[A]

I know.

[C]

Oh, stocks and shares. I know, I understand, I understand. Well, as it's, it's quite pricey, so

[B]

come here to me, it's always on offer. It is always on offer.

[C]

Okay, let's move on.

[B]

I have a serious question. What would it take to get thrown out of your house? Because I, I feel like I could steal. I feel like I could break stuff. I don't know.

[C]

I'm very forgiving. It's the same with friendships.

[B]

It would take a lot.

[C]

I've Been reading a lot about, I don't know, there was some article in the stylist magazine about, like, losing friends and stuff. And it would take a lot for me to cut out friends as well. Or cut you out of my house.

[B]

I need to speak to both of you.

[C]

You'd have to, you'd have to torch the place.

[B]

I, I now, I, I, Because I read Elizabeth Day's book Friendaholic.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

And I agree with you. It would take a lot for me to, to get rid of friends. But I also used to say, oh, my friend, bank is full. It's full. It's. But like, I've actually met people over the last few years that I'm like, no, actually, I want to hang out with you. You're really saying. I wouldn't say, though. Like, I was thinking about this yesterday when I'm, sometimes when I'm walking around, I'm like, oh, who will I ring? And on my list, it's usually Amber. I ring her about seven times.

[C]

Yeah, you ring Amber all the time.

[B]

Then I'd ring my mom and I, I, I'd rank spend. But like, he's usually working. And then I was like, who else would I ring? And it's like everyone has stuff going on. You can't just, no. Interrupt their life. And no one rings.

[C]

No one rings me.

[B]

Oh, come on.

[C]

But I know why I never answer the phone. I, I am an absolute, like, it gives me a panic attack. Like, Ross, one of my bestest friends.

[B]

You answer to me and you're like, what's wrong?

[C]

Yeah, I was like, what's up? We've been canceled. What's going on? What's your name?

[B]

Who did. Who did what?

[C]

Yeah, it's just usually given out or plan with the pod. But I, Ross is. He has a terrible habit. It's it. And I've said it to him, but he's powering through. I text him anything. I text him. No, no, no, no, no, no. There's a reason I texted you. I know how to use a phone. If I wished to raw dog it and go live with you, I would have rung you myself. Ross, he did it again this morning. Texting about something.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And I have the phone on silent, like, all, all the time. Not even on vibrate. And he's. He, he's a, he's a ringer.

[B]

Who the hell has her phone on loud? Honestly, SP gives out to me. He's like, when you answer your phone, I'm like, because I didn't hear it. He's like, why isn't it? And I'm like, what the. Why would I have that. Why would I have that noise on ever?

[C]

No, I didn't even have it on vibrate. Like, if my phone goes missing in the. In the house, it's a whole. It's a. It's a three. We're looking at three hours to try and find it.

[B]

Absolutely. No, I. But sometimes I do want to talk to people. And I'll ring my friend Ashley the odd time, and she's like, you okay? And I'm like, yes, I am okay. I just. Trying to see who you were. I know you dropped your kids off.

[C]

You have a husband and a sister.

[B]

Yeah, but I don't really. I don't like. I. I. Do you know how often I take Bertie for a walk or I walk into the school gates, or I'm walking somewhere and I'm like, I never. As you know, I'm never alone. There's never. Not someone in years.

[C]

Yeah, well, I. Yeah, no, I'm the same. But I'd listen to things. I'm the same. I found as I get older, I'm like, oh, hold on a second. Where are these intimate friendships that I had growing up? They're, like, flapping away at the sides as well, because everyone starts work. You used to just exist together. That was where friendships were. You just existed.

[B]

You hang out all the time but live locally.

[C]

You just existed. Now it's like, such this effort, and then if someone doesn't make the effort, you get annoyed. You're like, why am I making the effort? And then things kind of, like, fade away and dilute, and then you're left with nothing.

[B]

I also kind of. I've been getting a bit more of it. I won't bring anyone up in particular, but I'm like, they're gonna die. Saying, that'll be less people to ring.

[C]

Is it. I'm okay. I'm guessing it's not Amber.

[B]

Well, it will be if she doesn't give up the old smoking she promised to give up two years ago. I'm like, hour at 7am you're going in for a smoke. I thought you were giving it up.

[C]

I remember years ago, when a member of my family. His name I will not disclose, I found out they were smoking, and I left. Like, I was. You know when you're, like, 12 and you think that anyone smoking is going to be dead within the year? And I left this letter in there in their. In their bedding, begging them, like. And there was, like. It was wet with my tears of, like, how much I was begging them to give it up. And like, I want. I love them so much and I want them to live forever. And I couldn't bear the idea of life without them and everything. Here's me last night out for drinks on one hand, vape in the other.

[B]

One of my dad's mates used to call over to his house. Now, in fairness, he was like whacking out double heart attacks and he had a triple bypass. He was doing all the bits. But, like, his friend used to bring him back smokes from, from holidays. And his friend would arrive at the door. I still know the friend. He works with my brother a bit. And I'd be like, get off my. Get off my dad's doorstep. Don't you dare come in here with those cigarettes. Like, yeah, and there I am buying Gina smokes on the plane.

[C]

Stop. I know, I know. Listen, life comes at your heart, doesn't it? Huh? The vaping. I fully blame Lily Allen. I'm sorry, Lily. I'm a big fan, but you've made vaping chic. You're vaping all the time. And now you've made me think it's okay for me to vape. And then on Tick Tock. Do you know, the other night I actually put in vaping death because I was like this hot with this because I started vaping again.

[B]

You'll hear the crackle and that will put you off. It's the crackle that got me in the end.

[C]

Yeah, Yeah. I was like, joanne, you need to educate yourself on this now because you're just, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're very trigger happy with the vape.

[B]

And it's, it's too much now, I have to say. And I think vaping is just disgusting, but I love it. I miss that blue razz. I can't tell you. I miss that blue razz more than some dead people. I know.

[C]

They didn't make it taste like dessert, you know, like, who's idea. It's the, it's the adult equivalent of Alco Pops Idol friends smoking or favoring whoever smokes in their lives. I have friends now on the, the. What's that stuff called? Not the snuff. That stuff that you put in your gun.

[B]

Oh, yeah, what's that? That's disgusting.

[C]

What's that called?

[D]

Hamster pouches.

[C]

Yes, the little hat. The little, the little, the little bags of shit they put in their gum.

[B]

Well, you just see that bag of. Hanging around all their Spit up there. It's revolting.

[C]

It's a.

[B]

No, I'm not in. I'd rather a vapor than a bag of spit.

[C]

A minty bag of saliva that they stuff in their gum. And it erodes your teeth. It erodes the. Or not your teeth. The gum. It erodes the gum. Yeah.

[B]

Make you feel better about vaping.

[D]

Says it's called snus. Is that right?

[C]

My friends snossing, who never so much as lifted a cigarette their whole lives and now they're snuffing.

[B]

Well, I tell you. Well, I make you feel better about vaping. I have a cousin.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Because I'm staring at it here and I want a reason to pick it up.

[B]

I have a cousin who gets through three vapes a day. I was like. I googled it. I was like, do you know how many cigarettes that equates to? And he's like, I don't care. I don't care. And then he gave up for a while and he was so smug. And then he.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

I know.

[C]

Just very shocked.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

It's so addictive. And the problem is you can do it anywhere. It's not like you can't whip out a. Do you know what I mean? In your local restaurant.

[B]

Yeah. We're not condoning vaping because, like, really balanced. It is. It is really bad for you. But they shouldn't be allowed make stuff that is so nice and looks so good that it's not good for us.

[D]

Like, balanced view. It isn't nice and it doesn't look good.

[B]

And I.

[D]

Significant health risks.

[C]

Very significant health risks. My on. I'll never forget watching Philip Schofield pulling. Pulling the tail. Pulling the tail off of vape in his interview. Do you remember?

[B]

He put me off it a bit. He did. He put me off it a little bit.

[C]

I mean, the man was on the edge. And the vaping made it very, very clear. I mean, it is. You know, it doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't ooze mental stability when you're vaping that much.

[B]

I'll tell you what happened to me, why I had to go off the vapes and why they actually are so that I started hearing, like, a little crackle in my throat. Like, it was like. And it was from vaping. And I was like, oh, my God, if I'm hearing that. And I wasn't vaping. Like, I wasn't like Philip Schofielding it or anything like that. I was just like a regular vaper. But it was. I was like, oh, my God, that crackling is from the vaping. And if it's doing that to my throat, what the hell is it doing? Is the rest of my body.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

I miss it, Rip. But it's just like, I've. I've. I've got. I've grieved for it.

[C]

We're choosing health.

[B]

Done.

[C]

We're choosing health. I've had enough health.

[B]

She 30 seconds ago, yes.

[C]

But I've decided now. From now on, I'm choosing health. There's never. It's always a. You can always start again.

[B]

Sorry.

[D]

That's how life and health works. You can always just start again.

[B]

The camera, the camera. By the way, see you doing it. She trying to hide under the table on the camera.

[C]

This is why I don't use these cameras. It's weird. Joe. Jerry, just. Just for reference, the liver rejuvenates, okay? It builds itself back up from scratch.

[B]

Yeah, but you have to stop. And the lungs. If you stop vaping now, your lungs will go back to that lovely pink color and you won't have the black lung anymore.

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[B]

You on your gardening journey. It is one of my favorite parts of your new content.

[C]

I know. Yeah, but like, I know you're gonna say the flower that grew itself at the back.

[B]

No, it's a weed, first of all.

[A]

It's not a weed. It's not a weed.

[C]

It's not a weed. It's not a weed. I have an app now where you can down. You. It's.

[B]

It's.

[C]

It's called what the app is. I don't know, it's what the. Is that flower or something? And you can take a photo of the flower and it. So basically, I went to do my morning lap of the garden the other morning, and Joe, I like a mirror like. Like a sphinx from the ashes. There is a stunning, stunning flower that has just popped up overnight. Like a chin hair. Do you know those? Do you know those chin hairs?

[B]

It's just a ride.

[C]

They just arrive Fully ground, like fully fledged and ready to be platted. You're like, what?

[D]

Say it was a thistle. There you are.

[C]

I watch. I don't. Are you.

[B]

It's a thistle, not a weed.

[C]

Yeah, we just say a thistle is a weed.

[B]

The gardening community decided you're just jumping on board. I wasn't saying about that. Anyway, Joe License sent you a rose plant and Joanne said it's been damaged on the way here. All the bits are missing. I was like, joanne, that's been deadheaded so that the rose is grow. And she's like, it's been damaged. I thought it was so good. I was like, oh my God. She really doesn't know any.

[C]

I sent a photo to Joe and I said, look, it's been. It's been destroyed in transit. It's got no flowers on it. I know.

[A]

I didn't.

[C]

I didn't have a clue. I also said I was going to bury it in the garden. I was like, no, Joanne, plant. You plant it. Yeah.

[B]

What.

[C]

Why do they dead head things though? I don't understand.

[B]

Well, cuz then it grows back and the. Yeah, the heads are dead and they take them off and then they grow back in the next season. Like if you get a lovely hydra, you could get a beautiful hydrangea bush out the front and then you could. You cut off the hydrangeas.

[C]

I think you'll find it's hydrangea, but according to my. What the is that? Plant up.

[D]

Thank you.

[C]

It's a hydrangea. I'll be doing my own gardening from now on. I've really taken to it. Like a duck.

[B]

Have you? Yeah. It looks overgrown.

[C]

Actually, it's not overgrown, it's growing.

[B]

I'm gonna send you a streamer. Okay. No streaming when you've had it.

[C]

That'd actually be great. That'd actually be great. I wouldn't mind a streamer.

[E]

Actually.

[C]

I could see. I could see myself streaming of an evening. I think I'd find that quite therapeutic. No, also, and I. I am turning into Larry David. I've beef with my Bin man now. It's way too early in the day.

[B]

I wouldn't mess with the bin Men. Oh my God.

[C]

I know, I know, I know.

[B]

Get out there.

[D]

I know. I would turn your life upside down.

[C]

Oh, Oh, I know, Joe. Oh, I know. And the look of so basically. Basically whatever my Ben was allegedly, Allegedly contaminated.

[B]

Oh my God.

[C]

I don't want to know her.

[B]

If this is happening, this is. This seep into our lives, Joe. Like the whole Bin man community Might turn against all of us because her, she's the weed, not us.

[C]

I went out. I went out this morning. Excuse me, Excuse me. Yeah, I went full Karen. Now, I don't actually agree with the Karen thing. I think it's just another way to silence women. But I went out and I was like, what's the crack? He was like, read the instructions. I was like, okay, okay, okay. Because I was like, I really don't want to anger this man, but I don't. I don't understand. There's like a thesis online about what you can put in the bins and what you can't. And they're like, the bin has to face a certain way and. And don't put it out at this time and needs to be facing the sun and blah, blah, blah. Like, it's rubbish.

[B]

No, she's mixing up her gardening and her bins now.

[C]

It's rubbish. It's like. It's just more rubbish.

[B]

There's certain days you have to put it in certain bags and, like, it is confusing, but they're picking up a lot of bins every day and I would just like to say I think they're doing a fantastic job.

[C]

I know exactly.

[B]

They're doing fun.

[C]

You know exactly what you're doing.

[B]

Brilliant. Well done. I'm very happy with my bin situation and thank you.

[C]

A little lick.

[B]

Ass.

[C]

I know exactly what you're doing. Like, not going down with her.

[B]

I only sent sp. I sent Sven a message this morning. I left to go to Lorraine really early. Wait here. That. I sent him a message and I said, babe, sorry, can you fix the bins? They're all over the place. I made him go outside and tidy the bins this morning because they were cu.

[C]

You're terrified cuz you're terrified cuz you're terrified.

[B]

I am.

[C]

The bin men are basically like. If the. If the bin isn't facing, like 68 degrees west and 38 degrees north and it isn't put out between 605 and 703. And sorry, if your bins have rubbish in it. Sorry, we're not taking them, we're just taking empty bins.

[B]

I'm staying out of this conversation. So is Joe. You keep digging that hole over there.

[C]

Now I've had to hire someone else privately to go.

[D]

Shut up.

[B]

Yeah, You've gone private.

[D]

Private.

[C]

Yeah, I've gone private. I.

[D]

You're looking at a Christmas tip of about 500 quid to get them back on side.

[C]

I've just moved in. There's obviously some excessive Rubbish. And then, and then I googled my county council and rubbish. And I was like, this is obviously an ongoing issue. And I found an article in the Spectator about someone, a journalist who left their mop handle, not even the head, the mop handle, out the front. Three weeks the rubbish man came, took everything, just refused to take the mop handle. And then they had to ring the council and pay an extra 20 pounds for a bulky rubbish removal.

[B]

There is, there is nothing. And you know what I would do? You know what I will complain about everyone, just their Christmas trees, trees on the street, whenever, just anywhere, there's just trees, dead trees everywhere. Like, who's getting them? But I will say, like, what would you say? There is, there's only certain things that they'll pick up. And Joanne, it sounds like you, it sounds like you've been fly tipping between that.

[C]

No, but I will start like I, I can't be shooting with these men. It's, it's too soon.

[B]

Do you see all those videos of people like, come back and get your rubbish or I'm gonna take this to the police. Fly tippers. Joanne's gonna be on that next. You wait.

[C]

I tell you, I'm, I'm shook. It's to my core right now because

[D]

she's moved to an insurance based bin health care system.

[C]

I've moved private. I've gone private, Joe. I've gone private. Between that and the gardening, I was like, wow, Joanne, you need to check yourself. You are a 43 year old woman, not a 78 year old man. Rain your neck in. Rain your neck in. I might cut the thistle off and give it to him as a present tomorrow.

[B]

Oh, here, here's a weed for collecting my bins. Thank you.

[C]

And the look when he said to me, when you want to see the joy in his eyes when he was like, it's contaminated. Like he was absolutely thrilled that once again he wasn't taking them. This is three weeks. This count on three weeks.

[B]

Oh my God. I did notice your bins last time I was there. They were full.

[C]

They were full and there's. And they're fuller now because I'm scrapping with your man.

[B]

It bins are real. They're a real bone of contention. Like at my house in Hoath, if we like at Christmas, like I have to, I have to bribe my mom and Neil to take some of the, my bins because they live in an apartment block. And Naomi, Naomi is such a geek. She won't take even like a shoe box because I'm like Put them in your apartment block bins. And they're like, you can't do that. You're not allowed. I'm like, you live there, like a month of the year. Like, surely you can, like, overload on that month.

[C]

Well, let me be an example to everyone. You can't. These men are fascists. They're driving around.

[D]

Well, it's. That's it.

[C]

They are. I'm telling you now, Joe, it's.

[B]

It's gone private for the rest of your life.

[D]

You're never coming back.

[C]

Now, I can't deal with this. I cannot be dealing with this. Wheeling this in and out every week like I'm doing some sort of test. I would have passed my driver's license quicker than this. Anyway.

[B]

Well, speaking of Karen's, and I know that we don't like the word Karen, I found myself being a bit of one this week. Well, I don't know. I think I've just. I think this. Or like, I was always wondering when I'd feel like I'd gotten old. I thought staying in at night and not going to gigs unless they're.

[C]

Well, we're in our prime.

[B]

I saw this teenager, right when I dropped the kids to school. There's another school near. Near their school. And I saw this teenager pick up a parking ticket from one car and place it on the other. And I said, excuse me, excuse me. You're to get that barking ticket and put it back on the original car or that person's going to get charged double for what you've done. Put it back. And I stood there and watched him do. And I wouldn't leave until he did it.

[C]

Do you know what? Vogue? I actually love this for you because I'm like six minutes older than you. There's been a lot of shit.

[B]

Three years, actually. Three years. There's been six minutes.

[C]

A lot of shtick directed towards me over the years about that. I'm some sort like, this is an age gap friendship in a way. Do you know what I mean? That this is like an age gap friendship where we're, like, teaching each other about our generational differences. So I'm to see you, to see you hit your middle age with such stride and gusto. I'm absolutely thrilled. It is.

[B]

That's what it felt like. It felt like middle aged. And I just stood there like an absolute annoyance to that teenager who's like, yeah, stupid rso.

[C]

You're like, I don't care if no one fancies me anymore. I'm gonna. I'm gonna make My point. And did he swap it back?

[B]

He did. Yeah. But I was just thinking that person won't know they've gotten a ticket. And then the ticket, like it doubles. Trebles, all that kind of shit.

[C]

It's. That's, That's. That's carnage. I'd have the child arrested.

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[C]

Hey, it's your ceiling vent. So I'm dripping. Could be the rain. Could be the upstairs bathroom.

[E]

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[C]

I cannot go any further.

[B]

Please, please don't. Please, please don't say we have to talk about it again. I can't bear this. I can. This is. You know what? You wouldn't let me. You made me stop talking about the Kardashians a couple of years ago. Right? I know. I sneak in almost every episode.

[C]

Out of control.

[B]

Joanne. This is out of control. This is enough.

[D]

What is?

[C]

Lee Andrews has a full head of hair. So. Lee Andrews.

[B]

You're keeping them afloat. This is your fault.

[C]

I paid for the transplant. Somehow Lee Andrews has reemerged on the Internet. Lee Andrews, husband to Katie Price, who says he was abducted and held at gunpoint. And then he came out that he was in prison and he said he was taken at the. Oh man, oh man, oh man. And Qatar border which a follower flag. There is no border between those two countries. Has reemerged now with a video to let us all know he is healthy. He is back in the land of the living and the big differences. And he's not referencing at all. He went when he. When we last saw Lee and listen, I'm not slagging. I think men in their hair. I think it's a sensitive topic and I feel bad for A lot of men that they lose their hair so young. And I think it's. I think, Joe, you're very, very lucky.

[B]

You're very. You're actually a show off, Joe.

[D]

I know I'm very lucky that, that

[C]

toupee looks legit because you have a fucking great head of hair. But he went in with a couple of stragglers that he was kind of brushing towards as some sort of. Kind of comb over situation. He has now reemerged from being held hostage allegedly in a Dubai prison with a full head of hair. Like it's practically a fringe. Like he could, he could plat us. He could. Bonus. I assume you've seen the growth.

[B]

I.

[C]

I assume this was. I assume this was your only story on the rain today. It's the only news that matters.

[B]

Once when I saw your post today, I was like, God, I literally. My eyes went straight to the back of my head. I was like, that's my morning gone. How long have you spent on this?

[C]

Did you leave early? I've been up since 6 to keep an eye on. I've been up since 6 to deal with the bin man. So I've been. It's been.

[B]

It's been six lurking at the door, waiting for the bin man, trying to

[C]

check the follicle count on Leandre's head. Like, is it a weave? Is it AI. Is it a toupee? Is it. Looks like he's drawing it on. The mystery continues. No reference to it. It's so new. It's like it's still got its tag on it. It's. It's quite something.

[B]

Okay. Do you feel better now?

[C]

I do. I just want to say, as someone who's struggling with growing my own hairline back, I would like to be. I would like to do a bit of time in the Dubai prison as well. If that's the result. Okay. It's out of my system.

[B]

Okay. We've got it. We've got it. We did it. And I didn't have to say anything, so I'm okay.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I feel okay. You feel okay?

[C]

I feel fine.

[B]

I. I saw the most. Okay. I. I invested too much of my time into this, but I found it fascinating. Who has heard of the putney pusher?

[C]

I know exactly what you're gonna say.

[D]

I have been advised by our lawyers that you must tread very carefully with this one.

[C]

We have lawyers.

[B]

Yeah, we're treading. Especially we tread away. They're meant to be for the entirety of global pods, but they just work exclusively on us.

[D]

Tread violent Language needs to be employed here.

[B]

Okay?

[D]

Allegedly, it was reported that.

[C]

Tread the tea this way, please.

[B]

Okay. It was. Okay, I'll tell you what the pusher is. First of all, in 2017, in May, a jogger was running along a path in Putney on the bridge and he just shoved this woman into the road in a random attack. No, it's not allegedly, Joe, because that's on camera.

[C]

That did happen, Joe.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

So, fine, that's like saying the earth is flash. Like this actually happened. Allegedly. The earth is not allegedly. No, this happened.

[B]

Oh, dear. So he pushed this woman in a random attack into the path of a bus. Now, the woman's head was right where the bus's front wheel was and the bus driver, thank God, stopped the bus in time. I know, but it's nine years, right? They've been looking for this fella nine years and no one. And you know the way there's CCTV and it's like somebody must know who this person is. Like, you have to. Like. I know what Spenny's wearing when he's going out jogging. Not much, but I know that. That it was him. Like, you'd

[C]

packs a kimball off. He goes, I just running in slow mo. In his own head.

[B]

He was coming to the doctor with me, I say. And I was like, are you sorry? Are you wearing that to the doctor? And he goes, yeah, I'm going running after. And I was like, spent. Put a top on or go into the hospital like that. That's really embarrassing for me for going, God's sake. Anyway, so nine years later, they have identified who they think the P pusher is. Now, it's a banker. He has. He comes from a 1.4 million pound house.

[C]

I saw that.

[B]

I don't know why we need to know that, but it does make a difference for some reason.

[C]

It does, yeah, it does.

[B]

These are only. Now, what I will say is, news reports are. Are saying that it is him, but the police have not yet come out and said that this is the person that, like, this person has been charged with something, but they haven't come out to say that he was charged with this Vogue.

[C]

You're not going to like what I have to say.

[B]

It's not AI, is it?

[C]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's real. But the record, that. The record show these police have been searching for this man for the guts of 10 years. Yeah. Katie Price gave up searching for her husband after five days. I'm just saying it. Let the record show five days for Katie Price. Looking for her husband. Ten years for the police, looking for this man. Now, in fairness, this man has done something awful. I remember there was a. It wasn't recent. Was a couple years ago, a woman on the road shoed a bike off a foot path into traffic and the woman was killed and the woman who pushed her is in prison now and was done for attempted murder. Wow.

[B]

Yeah, it's like, you know those people who push people in front of the tube and everything like that does happen. That's why I. I'm like way far behind the yellow line, just in case somebody knows show up.

[C]

There was actually a podcast I randomly came across. I think it was an RTV podcast about an Irish man who was doing that for years in the 80s in London. He was a homeless man who was brought in for something else and ended up admitting he'd killed like several. Just absolute randomness standing at the tube and he just pushed them in front. I know, I'm. I am up against the wall.

[B]

That is a terrible way to go as well. But it was like that, like. So they found him anyway. I'm interested to see what actually happens to him, but I just can't believe that he's finally been found.

[C]

What does the news say?

[D]

He was arrested on Monday on suspicion of attempted grievous bodily harm. While in police custody, he was further arrested on suspicion of possession of class A and class B drugs.

[B]

Oh. I mean, he's a banker. Come on. Like, that's not the most shocking part.

[C]

Let's be real.

[B]

I do think though, that it's like, it's kind of really embarrassing. Like, imagine that.

[C]

Embarrassing. It's more than embarrassing.

[B]

I know, but now everybody knows you're psychopath. It was like, did you ever see that woman before? And she was walking by this person's house and there was a cat and the cat went up to her to get pets. Yes. And she just put the cat in the bin. And then people found out who she was and she went viral for putting the cat in the bin. And she was like, oh, I don't know what came over me. It was just a joke. It was a joke. You put a cat in the bin as a joke? That's. And closed the lid.

[C]

Lol.

[D]

The mad thing is, I guarantee that that woman will have received more public hatred than this man will for what he.

[C]

Do you reckon? Yeah, yeah. Animals. Yeah. Women and women in general. But you know that she's resurfaced now saying that that video ruined her life.

[B]

Yeah, well, she shouldn't be Putting cats in the bin.

[C]

I know, but you're right, Joe. She. I guarantee he won't get as much.

[B]

But my thing is, imagine you had married this man and you didn't know that he was the putney pusher. And then. And then someone's turned up to your house in the middle of the night, and they're like, oh, by the way, your husband's, like, doing this. You'd be like, oh, my God.

[C]

Would you rat me out if I'd done something insane like that?

[B]

I am. I'm 40 years old. I still rat my siblings out to my parents. I can't help it. Like, if Amber does something, she's like, don't tell Mom. I'll be straight on to my mom. Like, mom, don't tell Amber. I told this bus.

[C]

Good for you. Yeah. There's no loyalty between siblings. It's like everyone's going onto the bus at once.

[B]

Everyone's trying to get to that pole position. To be honest, I've been there for a while. It's been nice because I spent many a year down. I wasn't even on the podium.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Many years of my life. And now that I'm in pole position, I just. I enjoy it up there. And did you see that other thing? Well, you did, because I saw that you posted as well. The girl who got thrown.

[C]

Stop.

[D]

Oh.

[C]

Just tossed to her death. It's insane. The Brazilian. The. It wasn't like the. Whatever. It's like, it's all jumpers. A bridge jump, whatever. Bridge jump, it doesn't matter. Like, not even the suggestion of a rope.

[A]

I don't get it.

[C]

The rope wasn't even. It's not even like they put a rope on her and then the rope wasn't attached to something else.

[B]

So the girl was. This girl was going for a bungee jump in Brazil where they throw you off, basically, like a kind of bridge. And, like, three men basically picked her up, as they did with everybody else who would come along, and threw her off the bridge and then realized that they had forgotten to attach the rope. So she fell, like, 150ft to her death. But I heard she didn't die straight away, that, like, she was.

[C]

Yeah, I know.

[B]

God, it's just like. Imagine like, just because it's such safety. For now. It didn't look.

[C]

But it didn't look that safe now. But it's literally like. Imagine you're trying to charge your phone, and I handed you a phone and a plug with no wire. At what point would you not realize there Was you'd be like, there's no wire. Like, it's.

[B]

It's.

[C]

It's. It's how.

[B]

But like, three men.

[C]

Not really. There was no rope on her.

[B]

They must have spent time harnessing her up. Oh, I don't know. It's. I just. I just. I. It's. It's shocking. And it kind of makes you think, like, this is where I go. Conspiracy theory, by the way. This has not been publicized or anything. I'm like, did somebody have something against this girl that they just decided, oh, well, like, imagine you knew her ex fella or something like that. And you're like, oh, well, we'll show her. Like, it was just such an insane act that it's like, yeah, but I think.

[C]

I think if you're gonna try and, like, get revenge on someone by having them killed, you wouldn't do it so public. I guess there's all these conspiracies kicking off that it's something to do with your man Oliver tree and Brazil and the helicopter crash and all this. I think it was just really. I think it was just pure negligence. Pure negligence. This is why I'm telling you now. And I know there's billions of people throwing themselves off all sorts of every day safely. It's the same with. Fine. I would never. Never.

[B]

I. I've done. I've done a bungee jump, but I did one off, like a crane at a Bear Grylls thing. Yeah. It's not even fun enough for me to be like, oh, I'd like to do, like, I'll never, ever do it again. I don't know why anybody would want that. Kind of like a thrill seeker, but it's people.

[C]

I'm not a thrill seeker. I'm a relaxer.

[B]

Like that fella who's climbing up the buildings and everything. What's his name? Alex Connors or something? Is that his name?

[C]

Did you see anything? Afghanistan was died as well. This, like, Spider Man. They called him the spider man of Afghanistan. He was like, a lot of death at the moment. But then I realized you on. It's just your algorithms, honey. You've just gone down a really dark route.

[B]

But. You ever hear the Darwin Awards? I think we did something like where people are put up most embarrassing death. I was reading a couple of them, and there was one about this. The man and wife. And he wanted to see if a. If a gun. If a. If a bullet would go through, like, five phone books. So he put five phone books up to his chest, and his wife shot him. And it went through all the phone books and through his chest. And he died. So he's up for a Darwin Award. Another lad saw a grenade on the ground and wanted to see if it was live or not, so drove over it and then blew himself up.

[C]

I mean, it's bad. It's bad enough being dead without being ridiculed for the way you did it. You know what I mean? Have a bit of digging. Yeah. A bit of dignity. Terrible. I could see me. I could see me making that list.

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[C]

Tire banks.

[D]

Oh, God.

[C]

Is suing. What?

[B]

You said oh, God. To this. You didn't even give that much guff to Lee Andrews.

[C]

You didn't even care the folk tried to drown herself as a child. You didn't even make a say, allegedly,

[D]

because there's no legal ramifications to that. But once again, we're back in lawyer territory now, so I have to be.

[B]

I have to be so careful, by the way, because, like, I have. I made a joke on this podcast, and there's an entire article made out of that joke. And I said to Joe, I was like, did I say.

[C]

I don't even remember you saying that.

[B]

Neither do I. And then I read the article, but, like, I knew there were articles coming out about something else. And I was like, I'm not even going to bother saying anything back to that because it's so stupid and so made up and it's come from nowhere. But then they followed up with the thing that we made a joke about in the pod, and I'm like, this sounds like. I'm like, to get in touch.

[C]

I know. I. It did read like. It was a. It was a weird read. I just saw the caption. I was like, what? Because I assumed it was either from this pod or the pod. You do, Amber. And then I was like, it's probably our pod because it sounds more like us.

[B]

Sounds like us. Yeah.

[C]

Pretty hard. I was like, wow. It wasn't. It was. It was meant in jest.

[D]

It was a business in deliberately ignoring.

[B]

And if you see the amount of comments then that are left, I'm like, okay. That's how I gauge why they're writing things. I'm like, okay, they're writing it because they got a lot. They got a lot of clickbait and that. And I don't dare. I don't dare to open that can of worms because I don't want to see what people say.

[E]

People.

[C]

People love to click on your face. I mean, if anything, I would take it. I'd be proud of yourself. But that aside, Tyra Banks is suing now the America's Next Top Model. The series that came out was quite shocking and it was kind of like a takedown of the series at the time and how there was like no duty of care to the contestants and how one of the girls was saying she was essayed and known in the team did anything about it and how she. And then they were kind of. A lot of. It was like blaming Tyra and she. Tyra did not come across well in the documentary. Let's be real. She didn't come across well. She came across as kind of very. There was no accountability taken. She was like, is what it is. And in fairness, they also did give a good account of what she done for like plus size women and diversity and plus size women and how she was kind of repping all that in the beauty industry that hadn't been wrapped before, but she didn't come across great. And now she's suing them for defamation, saying that she did a three hour interview and they deduced it down to 16 minutes where they basically mugged her off. It was kind of like us on Gaga boxes.

[B]

Come on. When you're doing a TV show and you're recording for that long, you know that you're like, it wasn't a three hour show on Tyra Bank. She knows this is a Netflix special. What was it, like an hour and a half long? Like you're. So you signed a waiver. You said that you were going to go and chat to stuff. Like, people can be edited in different ways. I understand that. But like, at the end of the day, they were talking about, like specific points during this show and they were using her stuff from her interview about those specific points and all. All mashed up together. Did they look great? No, they looked terrible. And she did come across really badly. She didn't come across like she had much regret or anything like that. And. And I'd say that it has been detrimental to her career and Stuff like that.

[C]

Well, she's saying not only to her career but to her ice cream shop, Smize and Dream has been negatively affected. She says people are review bombing the ice cream shop.

[B]

I do, I disagree with that. Now. I hate when people do that because I just think it's like it's a level of cruelty that that's like. It's hard to get rid of reviews like that, especially if it's. It's a. If it's a nice business. You've just been a dick.

[C]

She's saying that they basically said she didn't. Miss. She didn't visit. Ms. J. Is it Ms. J?

[B]

Ms. J. Yes, she didn't visit. But that she said she has tried to make make contact and she's using the fact that she lives in Australia as a bit of an excuse.

[C]

Well, I mean, it is.

[B]

I know, but Ms. J kind of has said that she hasn't been. Been in touch, you know, and she hasn't been afraid. So you can't just say, yeah, like I, I'd FaceTime.

[C]

You throw in a zoom. You'd soon.

[B]

But also it's Netflix. Like Netflix are not going to leave themselves open for somebody to be able to sue them over a show. They know exactly what they're doing. They're a huge organization. I just can't imagine anything.

[C]

Look at baby reindeer.

[B]

Yeah, but she didn't get anything. Nothing happened with us.

[C]

Did she not? No, no, that's still in the courts.

[B]

She won't. She sent him like 50, 000 messages.

[C]

She was. Oh, no, she absolutely did it. But she was very identifiable.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

But I also think there's an irony in tyranny. Saying firstly she's like, I was producer on the show. I kind of invented this vehicle and I brought all this like, positive energy towards modeling and kind of. And like recalibrated the modeling industry. But then in the same breath she's like, but I have no responsibility for anything that happened in the show. Like, she's kind of taking responsibility, giving it back. She's also giving out about being a manipulative edit, which is basically what the show. What also the show. The show did. Yeah, as well. It's very pot cattle. It feels very pot cattle. But I'm sorry for. I'm sorry for smies and dreams smiles.

[B]

So she's living. She's living in Australia now. She is, yes.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

What's she doing out there? That's a bit random, isn't it?

[C]

She's, she's. She's the same smiles and dreams. She's smiling and she's dreaming.

[B]

She's smiling and dreaming.

[C]

She's smiling or dreaming. So we'll be. We'll keep an eye and see where this story goes.

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Did you see your man? You know, another one, another Australian one. He basically. It's like a. It's like a soap opera. It's the new home away. This man walked into his bedroom and he was recording on his phone and he found his wife in bed with his son. The wife is 38 year old. A 38 year old woman and she was sleeping with the 19 year old stepson. But since that has come out, she has said they've all been at war with each other over social media. The dad is absolutely raging with the son, wants something to do with him. Well, yeah, you'd be human fuming. But she says that they were broken up. I mean it makes no difference. Like you can't be. He can't be going after son after just been with him.

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I saw that footage and similar to the. God, look, that poor woman who was thrown off that bridge, I thought this was not AI. Sorry. I thought the woman who was thrown off the bridge was AI. It took me ages to figure out that was real. But this I thought was. It felt staged to me.

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Yeah, no, it's real. It's real. It's all. Yeah, it's all over Australian news. Yeah, it's like a. Seriously, it's like a live the soap opera. As I said. It's just. I mean you couldn't forgive. You couldn't forgive your son. Could you even see her anymore?

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All is fair in love and war.

[B]

I mean, she's worse, obviously. She should really not be sleeping with the sun. Come on, choose one. You can't have both.

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All is fair and love and war. What's the age difference? Is it. Is it significant like you and me?

[B]

It's not. No, it's. Yeah, well, it's not that big a gap.

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It's.

[B]

She's 38 and he's 19.

[C]

Okay, so they're closer in age than you and I are. Okay, good to know. That's helpful. Yeah.

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Isn't that a mad story though? Imagine honesty with your children for a partner.

[C]

Well, he's not competing because he's lost. Oh God, he's lost. I would say that goes on more than we would be aware of, if you know what I mean. I would say there's so much going on behind closed doors in families and stuff. Also this woman, I mean the father should take it as a compliment because the son probably is similar to him. So maybe she's heartbroken and she was like, all I have is this, you know, on sale version, which is the younger version of the man I'm in love with and I'm gonna shag his son. I don't know. I'm trying to be positive. It's my new thing.

[B]

I mean, it could be worse, though. You hear people being with their cousins and stuff like that. And you hear about adopted children getting with their parents because they. They one time.

[C]

And I chose that in confidence. I told that in confidence.

[B]

But you do you hear that? That's why I've stopped answering the phone

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to you, because I. I can't trust you anymore.

[B]

With any luck now, that will make the Daily Mail. Yeah,

[C]

I still, I still touch wood and thank God and all the rest. Three knocks and seven magpies. They've no interest in me.

[B]

The traders is coming, my friend. Well, I want nothing to do. I don't want to be known to be with Joanna. If the bin men find out where alliances.

[C]

No, that is big trouble.

[B]

That is a problem.

[D]

By next week, let's make amends with the Bin.

[B]

Get them lingerie across on the food, a can of Coke and across.

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500 quid.

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Quid.

[B]

Probably a quid would work as well.

[C]

Yeah. And a laced tit. No, just, just the cash vogue. No, no, you don't understand. The beef is beefing, like across.

[B]

I know, but as soon as you give money, you're gonna, like, what are you gonna give them for Christmas and stuff like that. You know what I mean? It's tough. More money. Yeah,

[C]

you're so right. You're so right.

[B]

Try a coconut.

[C]

My next step, my next step. I need to be really careful about it or I'm gonna end up having to give them ten grand at Christmas just to get them to pick up like one black bag.

[B]

This sounds like one of our emails, by the way. Do get back to us and let us know how you get on. Okay, I will.

[C]

No, I will. I'll keep you informed. Yeah, keep me in on.

[B]

Please

[C]

keep me in on.

[B]

Thank you everybody, for listening. Joe's hand is about to fall off because he keeps waving, trying to make us shut up.

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We.

[B]

We have very much enjoyed that. And please keep sending your emails into

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[e-mail] also, do you know, we should put the like and subscribe thing at the top of the. That's what other people do. They put it at the top of the podcast.

[B]

Okay, please, like and subscribe.

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Well, no, I think you need a bit more charm than that.

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