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Hello everybody. Welcome to your weekly dose of nearly parents. We with me, Jamie and me Sophie. So today's episode is an absolute corker. It's an absolute winner for you because we sing our revenge songs to each other if we cheat on each other. In Kudos to Lily Allen, Jamie also.
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Discusses openly about how often he gets Botox.
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That's not quite how it went actually, but yes, that's in there. Okay, fine. We also talk about threesomes, so get ready to hear Sophie's little frisky update on that. She wants to have a threesome. And the jampot team guess the gender of our baby.
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Enjoy.
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Enjoy the episode and remember to subscribe if you haven't already. Here we frickin go. Hello, I'm Jamie Lang.
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And I'm Sophie Lang.
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And we've been married for two years.
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And we're having a baby.
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Yes, we are.
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Are you ready?
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Let's go. Well, look at.
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No, we can't always do weddings.
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You have to remember this. Okay, let me talk today. All right, Let me. Would you ever. Not for once, let me really delve into myself today.
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Did you recently get botox?
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Oh, my God.
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I can always tell. It's just so, so obvious. Raise that little forehead of yours. I love it when people call the forehead. Raise it. Oh, God. Rife in there. That was al, wasn't it? Heart magical.
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Oh, just.
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It's very, very shiny.
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It's not. It's because I went to have a sauna this morning.
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It's lovely and tight and let me tell you, I can't bloody wait. I'm just envious at this point.
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Anyway, I haven't had botox. Once again, we caveat from my story.
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You don't lie on this podcast.
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I would like to say to everyone who is listening on to their podcast, I hope you are having a brilliant day. Big news on the circuit. Sophie Haboo has finished Vampire Diaries.
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Guys, I need to chatgpt what happened on the last episode because I fully zoned out.
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If you were single and not married and you met a vampire on a night out, would you have sex with them?
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Yes.
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You.
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What? You need to watch Vampire Diaries every day.
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You would have sex on a night out. So you.
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I would have sex with every single vampire that was on Vampire Diaries. Every single one of them.
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You absolute hussy. Like, imagine if we. We flipped the tables on and I said. And I was like, I would have sex with all the Kardashians.
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I'm sure you would.
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No, I know. Imagine if that was the combination conversation that I.
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Would you have sex with all the Kardashians?
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No, because they're all in relationships.
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No, they're not. Okay, none of them are. Kim. Single. Would you have sex with her?
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I haven't even thought about it.
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Chloe.
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Is she single?
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Single.
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Okay, well, fine.
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Kylie. Who knows? Timothee Chalamet.
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Okay, who else is like, definitely will.
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Kylie. She's your number one. She's your number one girl, which is honestly perfect for me as I couldn't look further from Kylie.
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I don't look anything like these vampires that you like.
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This is true.
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So anyway, how upset are you about Vampire Diaries?
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I'm not upset. What I am upset is that Stefan or Paul Wesley is not in another series.
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Like, he quit acting.
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What?
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Yeah.
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What?
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There are two brothers, Paul and whoever.
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Stefan and Damon.
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Stefan and Damon. They've set up a Bourbon brand.
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Yes.
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So this is how the world mysteriously works. I'm not even kidding you. I meet a guy in the gym and he works for the Bourbon. I have a connection in with these two brothers.
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So do I.
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Who is your connection?
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Olivia Fardy. She is very good friends with Paul and she messaged me and she was like, just so you know, Paul's still got it.
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And what do you reply? Oh, can't wait to meet him to shag him.
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Like, what do you mean? Yeah, I said I can't wait. I think she sent him.
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Joking.
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Imagine she sent him the clips of me kissing his cut out cardboard. And I'm so upset because I'm literally like, so enormously pregnant. Like, why does he have to see the meat first?
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I think the other side of it is that you're married. Like, that's the more unconvenient point.
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Yeah, but would you not.
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Unconvenient.
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Inconvenient. Unconvenient.
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Okay, Inconvenient. Boy, let me ask you a question.
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It's more inconvenient. You're married. Are you mad?
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I would give you one if you gave me one.
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Done. Give it to me tonight. I'm gonna go on a rampage.
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Okay. No, no, no. It's only for one person.
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All right?
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Who's the least likely person you'll ever meet? I'm gonna go with Kim Kardashian.
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My hall passes. Kim Kardashian. How you chosen my hall pass?
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Mine's Paul Wesley, and I have two connections with him. Agreed.
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You're allowed to shack him twice.
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No, I have two wins. Like, you're so far disconnected to Kim Kardashian. I just know that will never happen. And you're really the opposite to her type in every way.
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Can I. Can I ask you. Okay, let's talk about hall passes, right, For a second. So let's say we hooked up with the hall pass us, right? And it was really exciting and you were hooking up with your hall pass, and I hooked up with.
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They're not in front of each other. I don't want that.
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Sorry, you're actually considering this in, like, real life? Like, this is a hypothetical, and you're giving scenarios like, not in front of each other. No, it doesn't matter. We could do it on a train. Like, it's not gonna happen.
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It might happen.
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So if you do not have a hall pass.
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Jamie, I know someone who knows him very well.
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Sophie, you are not going to go and have sex with Paul Wesley. I made it, and I. And I be happy with it.
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You just said on Live Podcasting Nation that that is my cool pass, and you agreed to it.
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You're not allowed to go. That's.
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You can have sex with Kim Kardashian.
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Hang on. Okay. Hall pass. You end up hooking up with your hall pass.
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Yeah, by hooking up, we mean we have sex.
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So, yes, if you want me to.
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Say, don't you think you're lucky? I'm allowing. I said, you can have sex with Kim Kardashian if she asks to have sex with you. The difference is, I would say you can have it.
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The difference is, is that you're allowing me to have a. Have a hall pass. You want to have a hall pass?
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Who would you actually want your hall pass to be?
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I don't know.
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I know who it'd be, and I'm not allowing that one.
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Who?
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Dakota Johnson.
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Okay, you hook up. You have your hall pass. Hear me out.
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Right?
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What would the hall pass do to make. Make it ick you out?
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Nothing.
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There must be something the hall pass will do to ick you out. What about kissing your neck?
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No.
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Oh, that's all right. All right.
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Okay. This is taking a turn for the worst. I don't like this. This is too intimate and strange.
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No, it's not. What would ick you out? Go on.
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If he, like, asked me to suck his toe, I'd be like, no, that would ick me out badly.
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Actually, if Paul Wesley asked you to lick his toe, you wouldn't like that?
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No, I'd be really upset.
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Give me some other things that would lick you out.
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Um, if he got on all fours, I'd be like, what the fuck are you doing? There's so many things. The list is endless.
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What do you mean, if he just got on all fours?
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Well, I don't know.
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You're thinking if he asks you to peg him.
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No, I was more thinking if he asked me to rim him, I would be like, you're. No, I'm. No, I'm not into that. That's a really, really unsettling image of a man on all fours. I really don't like that. There are a lot of things that men can do that can eke you out in the best.
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Like what? Give me some other things.
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If they're really like. Like slander and their arms are shaking, trying to hold themselves up, and that's happened before. Like, their arms are shaking, like, because they're, like, you know, on top of you. That's a slightly ick. Like, because it's a lot. It's a physical. It's a physical, like, exertion. Sexes.
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Yeah.
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Particularly for a man if, you know you're doing it right. So I think that's. That.
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That is the things that ick you out.
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What's gonna eat you out?
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All right. I'll tell you. I'm not so, like, I'm not such, like, a. Like a. Like a scratcher.
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Who would. Like.
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Some people scratch. Like. Like scratching. Like. Like tickling and scratching. I don't really like that.
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What?
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Midway through sex. I don't really understand.
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I'm not so good at eye contact as well during it. Nor are you, on the other hand, the other way.
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So if you would say, don't look at me.
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Yeah, yeah. Lights off. Don't look at me. Like, it's quite. It's. It's when you're being intimate and someone's looking at you deeply, it's a bit much.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Be honest, though. You. You. You have said, though, in third trimester, it gets a little bit. A little bit frisky.
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Did I.
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You did say this to me.
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Yeah. There is a lot of, like, hormonal changes. But what I meant by that is that sooner rather than later, we're gonna have to, you know.
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Oh, my God.
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Because we don't want a lay baby.
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But you said to me that never in your life have you had this where.
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No, I'm not talking about this on the podcast. I absolutely simply refuse. I'll talk about taking Paul Wesley, but I'm not talking about this.
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It was sweet. Sophie said that she's never had a bit.
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No, no, no, no, no. My child can hear you. Please. Jamie tells me that our child can understand here. Everything I say is a blackmail. So if I ever get annoyed at him.
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Yeah, I say that every time. So Sophie said that she doesn't know what's going on, but it feels like all of the blood in her body.
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Is pumping towards her clitoris.
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No, no, no.
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I didn't say that at all. I didn't say that.
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Speaking of that, have you seen Lily Allen's new album.
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No.
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Lily Allen has spoken. And she's done an album singing about her ex husband.
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Right.
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And how they used to swing together. It wasn't swing. They had an open marriage, didn't they?
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They had an open marriage, but the T's and C's were like. It had to be in one of the lyrics. She's like, they've got to get paid and it can't be anyone they know. But then apparently he was just bringing people back to their bedroom and just shut up. I need to listen to this whole album. This is fascinating to me. I think that the problem is it's all fun and games until you see you. Suddenly you and your. The guy you're or the girl you're getting on with. And then you look over and your partner's really having a good time with somebody else. I'd be like, no, enough. Everybody. We're all.
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And then everybody. How many people are in the room queuing up?
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Because I've heard. I've had friends who have done threesomes and they said, like, you know, it all starts. You're all getting into it, and it's girl and girl and it's guy on girl. And which of your friends you won't know, you can guess. Anyway, it goes on and it goes on, and then suddenly they're shagging and you're sat there on the side twiddling your thumbs.
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Get involved.
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Do what? Spank their bum while they're having sex.
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So you're saying there is no chance for us to do that, to have an open marriage?
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No.
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All right. If I was to cheat on you, right. And you were to create a song.
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Yes.
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Okay. And it's. It's a song about me cheating on you. Okay. What would your song be? And what would it be?
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Lily Allen Tune.
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And you can have any tune. You can have any tune you want.
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I need a tune. You are a little dick. And you think that you're quick at running, but you're not. You're just cunning. You are a little hobbit. And you think that that is what's on it, but it's not. It's just a stinky boy who thinks that he is a big fat toy. But you're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. You are just a little dick who's not even quick. Okay. What would yours say? Da la la la la. That's your journey.
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Okay. When I woke up next to her, I thought she was in love with me. All I didn't realize is that she was a bee in a high full of men. Full of men. She was the queen bee in a high full of men. Furl of men. And she wanted everyone to see her fanny.
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No, too far. You always take it too far. And she actually does.
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He was a dick. He was a dick.
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3, 4, 5, O dick.
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You didn't let me finish my song. She wanted everyone to see her fanny. And what they didn't realize is downstairs, she's more like a granny. Cause it saggy.
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No, no, no. His balls are wrinkly. He was a dick. He was a dick. And then we came in and we said, what are you doing over there? And he. He said, oh, I'm a cheater. And they screamed. He said, cheater, you dick. You cheater. You dick. You cheater. You dick. Oh, my God. I honestly. So good at me Squidder.
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Oh, my God, that's good.
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Oh, what a day to be alive.
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Oh, okay, listen, I don't know why there's a lot of sex talk going on, but I. I went on the one show, BBC one show with Jon Bon Jovi, and your hair looked gorgeous. Thank you very much. I really appreciate it.
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Everyone messages me saying they love it like this. You should see my DMs. Why does he dye it? His natural blonde's so nice. He looks gorgeous like this. Please get it to keep it natural. I'm like, it is natural.
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My hair is natural.
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I say, guys, he just won't. It's coming up to time where you're gonna peroxide it again.
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My hair is natural. Anyway, this is not about my hair. I go on the show with Jon Bon Jovi, all right, And John Bon Jovi. And before I go on, I'm literally like, I'm a huge fan of Jon Bon Jovi. I get on live on the one show. It's completely live, and I sit on the sofa next, Jon Bon Jovi, and he's going on tour. He's a complete legend. And he's talking about this tour. And it turns to me and I say, hey, John, are you going to be singing Living on a Prayer on your tour? And he was like, yeah, man.
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Why?
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I said, well, I lost my virginity to that song. And no one laughs. It's just dead. And so I had to try and make like a. I went, ha. I tried to, like, laugh it off.
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That's hideous.
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And then John goes, well, now we're not a family show. Everyone was, like, freaking out. And I was like, have I said something really bad here? Anyway, John And I had a great time. I get. Yeah, I get off. And all of my DMS are from about 80 year old people, 78 year old people, men saying how. How horrific I am for telling John Mojo that I lost my virginity to one of the songs.
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I don't really on Everyone needs to line up. I know, I know, but didn't he do it? Didn't he shout you out his.
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Yeah, he shot him out on stage apparently.
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That is honestly so maga.
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Yeah, Pretty cool.
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Hey, John. Bonjour. Did you.
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Who did you. What song did you lose your virginity to?
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I don't think there was a song on maybe all those little things.
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One Direction.
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Yeah.
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Well, okay.
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Well on that I think it was silence.
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It was just complete silence.
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Let me really scale it back. It would have been complete silence.
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That is the most.
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Who plays songs when you're having sex?
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I did. Living Lapre. Jon Bon Jovi. Whoa, you're halfway there.
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Okay, let's get into listeners message.
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But before we do that, why don't we just say something really lovely about each other because I want to say I'm so proud of you. I love you. You're brilliant. You're beautiful in every single way. And you're the best person ever.
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I'm really proud of you and you're just amazing. I love you so much. You make me laugh all the time. That was nice.
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That was so nice. All right, everybody. She's still a dick. All right, everybody, it's time for listeners messages.
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Okay, you ready for this?
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Yeah.
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I have a wild, wild story.
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Give it to me, wild boy.
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All right, from Olivia. I attended a wedding party a couple of months ago with my partner and I wanted to look really nice as it was the first time I was meeting a lot of his friends. That's always intense. Just a caveat. This Sophie had this went to one of my best friends in the World's Weddings. She went with me the first time. She's meeting loads of different people. We drove down, we rented a really smart car. So we rented a Range Rover. And we were like, this is going to be.
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No, no, you've completely forgotten already. You went down the day before.
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I know. We rented a Range Rover. I went down the day before. And Sophie drove down in this huge Range Rover car to a wedding where she didn't know anyone, she didn't know any of the friends, nothing at all. She arrives at the wedding venue and I hear like screams and like all these different things. And someone runs up to go, oh, my God. You have to watch out for Sophie. Something's happened. I was like, what the hell? Sophie is driven in to the wedding venue.
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Ajad reversed into it.
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The mother of the bride has come out and said, you can't park here. You can't park here. Sophie tries to reverse out, reverses into a wall goes.
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The whole back end of this Range Rover is carved open.
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The whole rented Range Rover is smashed open.
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He forgot his suits. I had to drive down early to this wedding. And I said, well, what am I gonna do? Where am I gonna get ready? Like, I can't be ready from like 11am because he's an usher. He goes, no, you can get ready in the bride's house. Like, they've. I've spoken to them, they're fine. You can shower there, you can get ready. Are you sure? Like, I've literally met her once. Like, are you? Are you sure? So in I go into the bride's house where she is walking down, getting her bridal photos with her maid of honor, her best friends, her mother, her father doing all of those shots. I. Hi. Who the are you? So can I just shower and get ready? Do you mind if I use your bathroom? They're like, what? That was one of the coolest things you've ever.
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It wasn't. It was fine.
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You never asked them. They had no idea. They were like, this girl is so rude.
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Okay, well, here we go. We're gonna continue. I bought a new dress, had my makeup done, and even put in my clip in extensions. It was a good night. Drinks were flowing. However, the drunker people got, the more hugs I was receiving. And at one point in the night, a girl I spoke to was so drunk and, and getting very personal in my personal space, I noticed her scratching her head a lot a few days by and my partner randomly said to me, I think I've got nits. I laughed because obviously I thought he was joking and he had just had an itchy head, but he kept complaining about it. So eventually I agreed to check his scalp. Lo and behold, I see tiny black things crawling on the sculpt.
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I screamed, why are you calling a sculpt? I'm dead. What you do, is it written sculp or is that how you pronounce it?
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That's how I pronounce it.
A
So you say celebration instead of celebration, and now I worked out you say sculp instead of scalp.
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Sculp.
A
It's sculp. Right.
B
It's scalp sculpt.
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It's an A. It's an A. Magnify. You dying?
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I was waiting to see if you.
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Were going to say something. I thought, first time he slipped up.
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I honestly thought, first time he slipped.
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Up, no point in, like, correcting him. And then when you read it, I was like, you can't be serious.
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Sculp.
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Sculp. It says sculpt, but there's no you.
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Yeah, sculp.
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He's mad. Ow. My scalp's.
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Oh, my scalp is.
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Because you're thinking of skull, I'm sure.
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Yeah. I shaved my head. That's my scalp. Are you joking? I've always had skull.
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It reminds me of, like, oh, I'm sulky. My skull.
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Yeah. My scope.
A
No. All right.
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Lo and behold, I could see crawling in a scalp. Scalp. I screamed. I literally couldn't believe my eyes. We ran to the canvas to pick up stuff to get rid of them and spent the next few days washing, combing, washing, combing. There were hundreds. I then found them in my hair, too. I was absolutely horrified. We were scratching our heads, pardon the pun, wondering where on earth we picked these up from. Then it flicked in my head. The wedding. I picked up my hair extensions.
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No. They were crawling with it and there.
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Were knits crawling all over them. The look on my face was a picture. I spent a small fortune on these extensions and the only option was to burn them. There were knits in the hair extension?
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Yeah, they're also in her sculpt.
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Safe to say I will be not hugging strangers another wedding for a long time. That is.
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That's really hideous.
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That is horrendous.
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Knits are really horrible and I really feel like I've had knits. Like, I went to normal.
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I had knits.
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I never pitched the boy. Do you remember, like, if, God forbid, when you would do, like, a family holiday and there'd be other kids there, and then every night and my friend Mel, she. My mum from Mel, she would really scrape your head and you'd be like, anyway, I once I was sat an assembly and some. A girl's hair was moving. Oh, my God, there was so many knits in it. The hair was moving and I was sat behind and I thought, and the whole school had knits. This outbreak. And then I thought, oh, poor girl. That's the culprit.
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Jesus. Okay, here we go. Pregnancy story from Sarah. I had a gorgeous baby boy in January 2024. He's an absolute angel, but he came with a side order of reflux and zero sleep, so we were very much not planning another baby anytime soon. Post birth, I started having some pain when going to the loo, so the GP suggested a colonoscopy. I'm sat in the ward in one of those backless gowns, bum out, pride gone, waiting for the joyful ride to begin. And a nurse pops up and says, we just need to do a routine pregnancy test. I strod off to the loo, peed in a cup and didn't think twice. Ten minutes later, the nurse returns, face redder than my ass was about to be. She stammers, right, you're pregnant. Sorry, what? Then, as if it wasn't enough, the consultant waltzes in laughing and says, congrats, we rescheduled for nine months from now. I was mortified. I came in for a colonoscopy and left with a baby on the way. Fast forward nine months and our beautiful second baby boy just arrived four weeks ago. He slotted into our lives perfectly and we wouldn't change a thing. He's amazing. Moral of the story, always check you're not pregnant before anyone sticks a camera up your bum. Just to save yourself the surprise and the audience. Thanks for all the laughs. And you're going to make the best parents. Keep doing what you're doing.
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That's amazing.
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Let's go, Sarah.
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How quickly did she get pregnant after giving birth?
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Well, in 2024. January. And so now this has just been sent in. So.
A
So, like four months she got pregnant again.
B
Yeah.
A
Yeah. You're your most fertile the first year of post.
B
That is what it's called. Irish twins.
A
Yeah, because you're abnormal. You're so fertile, apparently.
B
Come on, give me another.
A
All right, I've got one from Courtney. At 32 weeks pregnant, one night I woke up feeling horrendously constipated. I went downstairs to the loo and as my NCT class instructor told me to, when I needed a poo, I practiced my down breathing to prepare for birth. It got to around 7am and I was in so much pain that I woke my husband up and told him we needed to go to hospital. Once we got to hospital, they strapped me to the machine and said everything was okay, but they just needed to get a doctor to check me over while I was waiting. The feeling that I was going to myself just would not go. I felt like I needed to be on the toilet, but there was only one toilet for the whole triage.
B
Yeah.
A
When the doctor eventually arrived, I apologized profusely and said I was probably being dramatic. She told me to hop up on the bed and look between my legs. Me and my husband were given the shock of our lives when she told us I was not being dramatic. I was fully dilated and about to have a baby.
B
No way.
A
No way. That's amazing. I'll never forget the look we gave each other in that moment. I was quickly rushed to the delivery suite and my beautiful baby girl Marla was born by natural delivery. And an hour and a half later, two months early the evening before our trip to the hospital, we had decided between putting our Christmas tree up and packing our hospital bag. We chose to leave the hospital bag until next weekend instead put the tree up. I'm glad we chose the tree as bringing our baby home after being in NICU for two weeks with the tree up just in time for Christmas made it even more magical.
B
That's amazing.
A
Wishing you the best of luck with your journey into parenthood. You'll make the most amazing Paris. That's amazing.
B
We love that. So, wow.
A
So it feels like you need a poo. I didn't know that.
B
Also, when you apparently are having a.
A
Heart attack, this is true. Lots of people have heart. That's why they're doing a poo.
B
Yeah, because you feel like you need a poo. Just gonna put it out there for anyone.
A
That's the end of listeners messages.
D
Wait.
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Before we do go though, I do need to say this. I want to say thank you for everyone who keeps writing them in. We love you guys. And you can keep sending in your stories at Nearly Parents podcast on Instagram. Slide into those DMS of ours or send us a freaking email. Nearly parents@jan popproductions.co.uk everything is in the show description. And Magda, you read them all the time, don't you?
A
I sure do.
B
Every single one. Every single one. So send them in. Okay. Love you guys. That is the end of listeners, listeners, listeners messages. Okay, we're onto this really special part now. We have said a few Times on the show that we want you to send in your unsung heroes. The people who have done incredible things that don't really get shouted out about. They've probably done it in their private. In their hometowns, around different places. And you know they've done it, but we don't. So we asked you to send in your message, and you sent in loads. Some incredible, amazing, unbelievably heartwarming stories. And we have our first unsung hero. Her name is Lucy. Now, Lucy has a pretty amazing story, which I'm not going to say right now because she's going to share it herself. She had no idea she was coming, and she came down and I met her in the Sweet Factory where we record everything, which is really exciting. It was a really, really special moment. And this is Lucy and her incredible story of what she did. So today we're going to surprise someone called Lucy who's done something incredible, simply amazing. Her boyfriend Damon is in on it. She has no idea it's her birthday weekend. She's come down to London. We've organized so many different things. She just thinks it's a birthday weekend. We're about to surprise her now. She's a true hero. Okay, get ready for this. Hello. Are you Lucy?
E
I am, yeah.
D
Hi, Lucy.
B
Come in. I'm Jamie.
A
Of course. I know you are.
E
I've used to you for the past, like, five years.
B
Wait, are you gonna give.
D
Hello.
B
I'm gonna give you a hug.
E
Please.
A
Oh, my God.
B
Do you have any idea why you're here?
E
No.
B
We gave a shout out on our podcast, Nilly Pench, which I think you listen to.
E
Yeah. A lot for, like, four years.
B
And so you're our first unsung hero. So thank you for being amazing. We wanted to give you the best birthday weekend ever. So we sent you to Hercules. We put you up in a hotel in Knightsbridge.
A
Oh, you see, hero? Yeah.
B
We're gonna send you for brunch today as well. And also because we know you love arts and crafts and sculpting, we have a surprise for you back in Liverpool where you're going to go to a sculpting arts and crafts class as well. All for you, because you're amazing.
A
Oh, my God.
B
And that's for you. So I want to say thank you to you.
A
No, thank you. I feel so sure I literally don't.
B
Know what I'm doing. Okay. Watch out. So this is where the set is if you want to come have a look. Oh, wow. You come and sit in it. Okay. So, Lucy, you have no idea why you were here, right? It was a big surprise.
E
So surprised.
B
But it was your birthday on Friday.
E
Friday.
B
We sent out on the podcast. We wanted people to send in their unsung heroes because there are so many incredible people out there. And you guys listen to our show every single week. So we want to listen to you guys who listen to our show and your boyfriend Damon, who's sitting next to you right here. He wrote in and he told your story of how you saved someone's life on a flight. So can you tell us the story?
E
So I've been living in Australia for like three and a half years. We'd done long distance for like nine months. So I was coming home to live back at home, for us to be together. So it was a pretty dramatic flight anyway. And then you got the dreaded call of, is there any doctors or nurses on board? And you just feel really nervous. Should I get up and help? But obviously you do. So we got up and went to the back of the plane and there was a five year old there who had asthma and he was struggling with his breathing, so he was on oxygen. So the ground staff asked us to cannulate him. So cannulating a normal person's heart, it's like putting a needle in your vein.
D
Yeah.
E
So Sophie has the IVs, doesn't she?
B
Does.
E
That's the one, basically.
B
So you have to do that to a five year old?
E
Yeah. So it's really difficult to cannulate a kid. So the doctor there was like, you go first. I was like, definitely you try. So the doctor tried and he didn't get the cannula. And we only had one more cannula to go. So they were like, it's gonna have to be you to try. And I was like shaking, like, draw, like being able to put this cannula in. And honestly, it was a miracle. Like, the needle went in. So we were, like, able to give the kids some antibiotics and we were able to give him a steroid on the plane to see if it made him any better. But we couldn't manage it, obviously, like 50,000ft up in the air. So we were speaking to the ground staff on the ground and they kind of said, it's up to you. Do you think you could manage him another six hours to land in Abu Dhabi, or do you think that you could divert the plane? So we dived, we decided to divert the plane, but we still had to wait like another hour. And I, like, sat and had the five year old, like in between my legs, like on oxygen, while the doctor was like kind of dealing with like most of the stuff. The poor lady, like the mum had a 11 month old so she couldn't.
A
Really, oh my God.
E
Do much to obviously help. And she was so distressed because her son was obviously not well. And then, thank God, we landed in Sri Lanka and then, yeah, the Sri Lankan like hospital got on board and we had to go and give a handover to the Sri Lankan team and then just got shipped back to our seats. And then I just sat in my seat and was like, that was the craziest thing that's ever happened to me.
B
Oh my God.
E
I like landed in Abu Dhabi and I'd missed my connection flight. So then I was stranded in Abu Dhabi for six hours, like. Yeah. By myself after all of that. And then these guys were obviously crazy, weren't you? Because I'd just done all of that by myself and then got trapped halfway around the world still.
B
How did you stay so calm?
E
I think it's just, it's like a nurse instinct. I've been a nurse for like nearly five years now, so when something goes wrong, you just instinctively just kind of do it.
B
My God. But I don't think all nurses are like that really. No, she's just a good best.
E
Yeah, well, I mean, I try my best. Yeah.
B
So that is amazing.
A
Yeah.
B
You're incredible. Honestly, I just can't. That's just the best thing. That is amazing. And you've listened to the show for a while.
E
Forever. Like literally forever. Like from the beginning, my like Auntie Lease was obsessed with maiden Chelsea. Like when I was a teenager and I was like, oh, I'm too northern. Like, I'm not watching that. I was like, you know, north self divide, so that's not for me. And then I obviously like watched you on Instagram, the clips and all of that. And then I was like, oh, you've got a podcast. Literally. That was it then. I've listened to you for four years.
B
I love that.
E
Yeah. Being in Melbourne, I was feeling pretty homesick because I was like, you're the furthest away you can be from home. And I would listen to you guys on the bus to work and it would just make me feel a little bit less homesick.
B
You can now propose if you want to as well. No, imagine. Oh my God.
E
No, don't lashes like, don't act longer.
B
Listen, you guys are amazing. Lucy, you're incredible. Listen, I hope you had fun at Hercules. I hope you had fun in the hotel. I hope you had the best birthday weekend.
E
It was the poshest hotel I've, like, ever been in.
B
No, you're amazing. Thank you so much. Damon, you're amazing. Thank you so much. How incredible was that?
A
Unbelievable. That's a true, true hero.
B
Imagine being on a flight and someone says, we need a doctor. Anyone, a doctor. She's a nurse. She gets up, she goes very calmly, has the little boy between her legs, saving him, and then they land. Have to make the decision to land in another country.
A
Just actually like, heroic and unbelievable.
B
Incredible. So, Lucy, shout out to you. You are amazing. I hope you had the most fantastic weekend because you fully deserve it. But we still want to hear about your unsung heroes. Send in your unsung heroes to nearly parents@jumpropproductions.co.uk Again, it's in the show description and just say in the title, unsung heroes. So we know what you're talking about. Send them in because we really want to shout them out. Okay, we have a little bit of game that we want to play now, don't we? Because we. We haven't. We're not revealing the gender, we're not revealing the name. It's all a complete surprise. So this is. And no one knows it. So this is people guessing. So here we go. So bring out the basket.
A
Okay. Shaky, shaky basket. Shaky, shaky, shaky basket. Jampot team. Okay, somebody has said 1am £7. You and Junior. I wonder who picked that one.
B
Okay, my game. Pick another one. Here we go. Love this. Okay, this is from Magda. 10pm 7 pounds, 7 ounces. Alex. Okay, 3am this is from Jemima. Mickey. Girl and 9 pounds.
A
Well, I was 9, pound, 10.
B
So she said also Roger, if it's a boy.
A
Roger.
B
Roger if it's a boy. I'm gonna go for another one.
A
Cute girl name.
B
Mickey's a cute. Okay, here we go. I'm gonna go for another one. Okay, this is 3pm it's £9. And it's Candice Candy for short from Lizzy. Oh, my God. Okay, you do the rest, honey. Here we go.
A
Okay, right, ready?
B
Hey, this is what the jam pot demon is saying. Okay, Candies.
A
Okay. I've got one from Helen. She said if it's a girl. Ivy. 11:30pm and eight pound, two. That's actually lovely.
B
That's not bad. That's quite a good shout.
A
Quite a good shout. Okay, next one. Jake said if it's a girl, Mia. If it's a boy, Henry. Eight pound, two pounds and 2am 2am.
B
What are these two AMs going on?
D
Why can't we.
B
Why is it not like 6pm like a lovely little time?
A
Why is it not. Oh, 7am would be quite tough because that means that all night.
B
Okay. Slaving away, if you could, if you could have it. Okay.
A
All right, 4:00pm 4:00pm go into labor, like 2:00pm yeah.
B
Okay. This is your, this is your ideal.
A
Yeah. Labor, right, 4pm I'm happy to go into labor at 9am But I like 3. 4pm Would be absolutely so stunning.
B
So we wake up in the morning, maybe I go to the gym, come back cookie.
A
No going to the gym.
D
No.
A
I get up, you make me breakfast.
B
And then make you lovely little bit scrambled eggs.
A
Suddenly, oh, I think there's a little cramp. Off we talk, off we top, we bounce around and then we go anyway.
B
Knowing you'll say, why don't we walk there? That's what you're saying. Then as we start walking, be like, no, we should now get a taxi.
A
I would like the baby to be born just a healthy way. I really don't mind. I mean, nine pound ten is what I was. And I, I would really.
B
That's huge. Really not absolutely lanky shoulders coming out would be unbelievable.
A
You were six pound though.
B
Yeah. Sweet.
A
You were a month early.
B
Okay, so you think it's going to be seven, seven to eight pounds?
A
Yeah.
B
Oh, don't worry. With I'm third trimester wheeling, we don't have long to go.
A
No, we don't.
B
My mum is so excited for this baby to arrive to some point where I almost think she thinks it's her baby.
A
I have not experienced this from your mum, but obviously you're getting it every.
B
Single time I talk to her. I can't wait to meet the baby. I can't wait to meet the baby. I can't wait to meet the baby. Lots of my family think it's going to be a girl. Lots and lots of the family think it's going to be a girl.
A
Yeah. I don't know. None of my family have really given any predictions.
B
Have they not?
D
No.
B
Okay, before we go, I have a weird pregnancy tip. Are you ready for this? From Kyra. Here we go. I have a small tip that will come in handy since Sophie has started to get cramps in her leg as it saved me. When it does happen, pinch your bottom lip with your nail as hard as you can and the cramp will stop. Don't bite your lip as that doesn't work. Don't ask me how this witchcraft works, but it's magical and you will save you.
A
Who. When did she think. Ow, Cramp.
B
And then you pinch it really hard and it's.
A
How do you pinch my thumb whenever I get injected?
B
Oh, my God, that's insane. So do that with your lip and that will stop the cramp.
A
That's unbelievable. Kyra, you're an absolute queen. If that's gonna work.
B
On that note, that is the end of the show today. But don't worry, I hope you've had a really great Monday. Whenever you're listening to this, remember on YouTube if you want to go and check it out as well. But we absolutely adore you guys. Keep sending in your messages @nearlyparents podcast on Instagram, or you can slide into our emails@nearlyparentsamproductions.co.uk and everything is in the show description. And of course, we will be back next week for another show as we always do every single week.
A
If you're getting engaged, good luck if you're getting married. If you're pregnant and having a baby, she's a cheater. And if you're getting divorced, we love you. Go get them, tigers. Goodbye. See you next week. Love you. Goodbye. Salud.
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Podcast: NearlyParents
Hosts: Jamie Laing & Sophie Habboo
Date: November 10, 2025
In this lively episode, Jamie and Sophie dive into the raw, unfiltered reality of preparation for parenthood, sharing hilarious (and sometimes raunchy) insights into their marriage and impending baby. The couple debates celebrity hall passes, confesses to ridiculous relationship quirks, shares heartwarming listeners’ stories, and surprises their first “unsung hero” listener—all while maintaining their signature banter and emotional honesty. The episode culminates in the jampot team's guesses about the baby's gender and name, keeping listeners on the edge for the big reveal.
Jamie and Sophie surprise their first “Unsung Hero”—Lucy—who went above and beyond to help save a child’s life during a long-haul flight. Damon, Lucy’s boyfriend, secretly nominated her.
Lucy’s Story (32:57):
On cheeky marital dynamics:
Sophie: “You can have sex with Kim Kardashian if she asks to have sex with you.” (07:56)
Jamie: “You want to have a hall pass?” (08:08)
On relationship icks:
Sophie: “If he got on all fours, I’d be like, what the fuck are you doing? … If he asked me to rim him, I would be like, you’re… no, I’m not into that.” (09:08)
Jamie: “I’m not so good at eye contact as well during it. Nor are you.” (10:20)
On unsung hero Lucy:
Jamie: “Imagine being on a flight and someone says, we need a doctor. She’s a nurse. She gets up, she goes very calmly, has the little boy between her legs, saving him, and then… they have to make the decision to land in another country. Just… heroic and unbelievable.” (37:06)
Fun, irreverent, and deeply honest. Jamie and Sophie’s chemistry blends candid, at-times-raucous humor with genuine warmth and vulnerability. The episode mixes playful marital teasing, oddly helpful pregnancy chatter, and moving real-life listener stories—showcasing the chaos, comedy, and love of life on the edge of parenthood.
No baby name reveal just yet—stay tuned!
Send in your unsung hero stories, parenting tales, and wildest relationship moments for a shot at being featured.
Contact & Community:
“NearlyParents” – Where nothing is off-limits and no laugh is held back!