Transcript

Jamie Lang (0:02)

Hello, everyone. Welcome back to Nearly Parents Podcast. I am Jamie and this is my wife Sophie. On the episode today, Honey, what do we have?

Sophie Lang (0:10)

Okay, we. We talk about how Jamie made me throw out from farting in my face.

Jamie Lang (0:13)

Whoa. Okay, well, hang on a second. It's also my birthday episode.

Sophie Lang (0:16)

We also have an incredible psychic who does. Both of us are reading and of course listeners messages.

Jamie Lang (0:22)

All of that coming up in the show. And if you haven't subscribed already to our show, please do. Okay, here we go. Enjoy this episode of Nearly Parents.

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Jamie Lang (2:14)

Summary

NearlyParents Podcast

Episode: Psychic PREDICTS gender of our children?!
Hosts: Jamie Laing & Sophie Habboo
Date: November 3, 2025
Production: JamPot Productions

Overview

In this birthday special episode, Jamie and Sophie share a bundle of raw, hilarious, and heartwarming moments as they navigate pregnancy, parenthood prep, and the unpredictability of impending parenthood. Highlights include Sophie’s wild pregnancy body woes, listener confessions that range from emotional to outrageous, and a highly entertaining visit from psychic Eleanor Grace. The episode is an authentic blend of comedic banter, candid admissions, and some jaw-dropping psychic revelations—including predictions about their children.

Main Segments & Key Discussion Points

1. Celebrating Jamie’s Birthday

(Starts at 02:30)

Sophie surprises Jamie with birthday balloons spelling “Daddy,” gifts, and plenty of affection.
Magda, the producer, impresses with an impromptu, “hidden talent” singing performance.
The couple reminisces about school awards and awkward childhood stories, with Sophie relating how she and her sister were told to pretend to play guitar in a school performance.
- Quote:
  "They once wanted me to do. Be a main role, but they were going to get someone else to sing and I was gonna mime it." – Sophie (04:36)
Jamie boasts about his under-10 javelin record, while Sophie lovingly (and teasingly) calls out his tendency to repeat stories of his past school sporting achievements.
- Quote:
  "But you talk about it as though you are Johnny Wilkinson. [...] You never played for England." – Sophie (08:34)

2. Pregnancy Real Talk: The Good, The Funny, The Messy

(From 11:20)

Jamie and Sophie get candid about Sophie’s discomfort in late pregnancy—including a memorable scene where Sophie crawls on all fours to relieve pressure, resulting in a fit of laughter from Jamie.
- Quote:
  "So the only comfortable position Sophie can get into is when she goes on all fours on the bed. So the belly hangs down and you just look like a cow." – Jamie (11:26)
- Quote:
  "My reflexologist told me if I go on all fours, the belly drops and the baby will have some more room…" – Sophie (11:47)
The couple continues with affectionate and cheeky banter, exchanging gifts—Sophie gives Jamie (with tongue firmly in cheek) anal bleach, joking about reciprocating his previous present of vaginal cream, and a “fleshlight,” leading to a comic discussion about marital boundaries.
- Quote:
  "If you want me to tighten my vagina, you can bleach your anus." – Sophie (13:54) "Why has it been open? Yewan's been using this." – Jamie (14:56)

3. On Love Languages & Relationship Dynamics

(13:09)

The couple debates their love languages, with Sophie noting, "You change your love language every week," and lightly poking fun at Jamie’s shifting answers.

4. Pregnancy Nausea & “The Fart That Broke The Camel’s Back”

(16:46)

Jamie retells (with mock pride) the story of how one of his farts sent Sophie to the bathroom with nausea so strong she had to call the hospital—a moment so absurd and yet so real to couples navigating late pregnancy.
- Quote:
  "I am with my mouth open, whopped in the face with what I can only describe as sewage mixed with baby poo mixed with a farmyard." – Sophie (17:32)
Sophie reads Jamie a deliberately silly birthday poem, filled with their quirky humour and love.

5. Listener Messages: Hilarious, Honest & Hopeful

(22:35)

a. Postpartum Realities (22:35)

New mum Hattie shares the emotional rollercoaster of labour and those first sleepless nights.
Quote:
"I cried partly from relief, partly from sheer exhaustion and this overwhelming sense of love and responsibility." – Hattie (24:00)

b. Embarrassing Firsts (24:05)

Anonymous listener recounts discovering her boyfriend's mother is also the nurse who examined her “skin tag”—a mortifying scenario that leaves Jamie and Sophie in stitches.
Quote:
"Walking through the door, I had the shock realization that the nurse that had looked at my asshole was in fact my new boyfriend's mum." – Anonymous (25:13)

c. Fertility Challenges & Hope (25:38)

After multiple ectopic pregnancies and miscarriages, an anonymous listener shares the anticipation and hope of finally reaching her 12-week scan.
Quote:
"I wanted to share this to remind anyone struggling that miracles really do happen." – Anonymous (26:48)

6. Birthday Voice Notes from Jamie’s Family & Friends

(30:52)

Family and friends chime in with heartfelt voice notes, celebrating Jamie’s last birthday before becoming a dad.
Jamie’s goddaughter joins in with a sweet “Happy Birthday”—eliciting the episode’s most emotional reactions from the hosts.

7. THE PSYCHIC READING: Eleanor Grace Joins the Show

(34:47 begins intro, 35:02 starts reading)

Jamie’s Psychic Reading:

Eleanor predicts three major new beginnings in Jamie’s near future, with a particularly crucial decision or event to occur in March 2026 related to his career and possibly America.
- Quote:
  "You're going to be quite secretive over the next six months. But you're plotting, planning, scheming, and you're discovering new things." – Eleanor (35:03)
- Quote:
  "Are you connected to America now? … you will do. I mean, that's a definite." – Eleanor (36:10)
An eerily accurate mention of someone named “David” (redacted for podcast privacy), leaving Jamie and Sophie visibly shocked.
- Quote:
  "That's the most nuts thing I've ever heard in my entire life." – Jamie (36:20)
Jamie is reassured of his and Sophie’s lasting relationship, and Eleanor predicts three children in his destiny.
- Quote:
  "The love of your life is with you now and always will be." – Eleanor (39:49)
Additional predictions: long, busy life, “sexy man energy,” and upcoming international work and Formula One connections.

Sophie’s Psychic Reading:

Eleanor predicts an easy, slightly early birth and three children for Sophie and Jamie, all close in age.
- Quote:
  "I feel that there's another two babies here [beyond this one]." – Eleanor (43:58)
- Quote:
  "I think in your case [the birth] is really going to be quite easy. There's no complications here that I see." – Eleanor (45:44)
A musical child is in their future, despite Sophie’s own self-admitted lack of singing talent.
- Quote:
  "One of your children will [sing]. So there's a very strong voice here, musical voice in your hand. So if it's not you, it'll be one of your girls." – Eleanor (44:49)
A big celebrity wedding in America is forecasted to be significant for Sophie.
Both Jamie and Sophie are told their baby will be healthy, beautiful, and have Sophie’s eyes.

Notable Quotes & Moments with Timestamps

“It spells out Daddy.” – Jamie (02:34)
“If you want me to tighten my vagina, you can bleach your anus.” – Sophie (13:54)
“I am with my mouth open, whopped in the face with ... sewage mixed with baby poo mixed with a farmyard.” – Sophie (17:32)
“The love of your life is with you now and always will be.” – Eleanor (39:49)
“There are three children here in your hand.” – Eleanor (40:04)
“So not over yet, honey … this episode is still going to continue!” – Sophie (30:39)
“Walking through the door, I had the shock realization that the nurse that had looked at my asshole was in fact my new boyfriend's mum.” – Listener, Anonymous (25:13)
"You've got 70 years in your hand. You've got another 30 in the bracelet. So that's 100 years." – Eleanor (40:33)
“I want to say thank you to every single person. [...] If you're having a tough time at the moment, I hope our little show really entertains you.” – Jamie (48:22)

Final Thoughts and Takeaways

The episode delivers on its promise of being honest, unfiltered, and genuinely funny about the highs and lows of the pre-parenthood journey.
Listeners are left with hope (both from real stories and the psychic’s positivist predictions), plenty of laughs, and the sense they’re part of the NearlyParents family.
The psychic segment is a definite highlight: unexpected, impressively accurate, and laced with the show’s signature humour.

Timestamps of Key Segments

02:30 – Birthday celebrations & singing
04:36 – Sophie’s childhood musical trauma
08:34 – School awards and achievement banter
11:20 – Sophie’s pregnancy positioning & laughter
13:09 – Love languages debate & present exchange
16:46 – The fart heard round the flat (pregnancy nausea)
19:00 – Sophie’s comedic poem
22:35 – Listener messages (Hattie on newborn days)
24:05 – Listener embarrassing firsts story
25:38 – Listener shares hope after fertility struggles
30:52 – Birthday voice notes from family & friends
35:02 – Psychic Eleanor Grace joins the show for readings
- 35:03 – Jamie's reading starts
- 36:20 – Jaw-dropping psychic name-drop
- 39:49 – Love and relationship predictions
- 40:04 – Three children predicted
- 43:58 – Sophie's reading (family, musical child prediction)
- 44:49 – Musical child revealed
- 45:44 – Easy, early birth prediction
48:22 – Jamie & Sophie close with encouragement and love

In sum:
This birthday episode stands out for both its raucous laughs and poignant moments, culminating in a “psychic predicts” segment that is as heartfelt as it is surprising. Whether you're an expectant parent or just here for the oversharing, Jamie and Sophie remind us that the journey to parenthood is best traveled with humour, honesty, and a little bit of magic.