NearlyParents Podcast – Episode Summary
Episode: "Sophie EXPOSES Jamie’s p*nis to the nation!!!"
Release Date: September 7, 2025
Hosts: Jamie Laing & Sophie Habboo
Podcast: NearlyParents by JamPot Productions
Episode Overview
In this comedic and candid episode, Jamie Laing and Sophie Habboo, now expecting their first child, continue their unfiltered journey through married life and impending parenthood. The couple addresses pregnancy awkwardness, relationship quirks, and—most outrageously—how a social media accident led to Jamie’s penis being inadvertently shared with Sophie’s Instagram followers. The conversation is packed with honest talk about body changes, intimacy, over-sharing, and the chaos (and humor) of preparing for a baby.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Pregnancy Updates & Braxton Hicks
[02:54–04:08]
- Sophie shares she’s been experiencing Braxton Hicks contractions:
Sophie: “It feels like a tightening over your stomach. And it's false labor, apparently.” [03:03] - She jokes about her larger pregnancy belly and jokes she’s unsure if it’s Braxton Hicks—or just having overeaten.
- Family reactions to her body changes are recounted, with Sophie’s dad bluntly commenting she looks “enormous.” Sophie: “He’s on loudspeaker in the car… ‘You look enormous. Way bigger than your sister.’” [04:28]
2. Oversharing: Hemorrhoids & Relationship TMI
[05:51–06:57]
- Jamie teases Sophie about pregnancy-related hemorrhoids, leading to the couple bickering about who’s had more “bottom issues.”
Jamie: “Sophie also told me that she developed piles.” [05:51]
Sophie: “That’s a complete and utter lie... I for a split, brief moment, thought I might have a hemorrhoid.” [05:55]
3. The “Penis Incident” – Jamie Goes Viral
[07:07–11:33]
- Sophie recounts accidentally posting a photo on Instagram in which Jamie is naked—and his penis is (barely) visible in the reflection. Sophie: “Anyway, the whole of the UK saw your penis this weekend, so shove that in your pipe and smoke it.” [07:07] Jamie: “…There's a picture of me on Sophie's Instagram, I'm completely butt naked, and in the reflection …you can see my penis. And that has gone out to now a million people. It's gone out to a million people.” [09:48]
- They read out some outrageous comments from followers: Jamie (reading comment): “Another one came to see the dick pic and was very disappointed that it’s now being removed. I didn’t realise how big you were.” [10:27] Sophie: “I personally zoomed in and can't really see it. I can see the outline of a penis...” [11:02]
4. More Relationship & Embarrassment Stories
[11:37–13:59]
- Jamie shares his embarrassment about accidentally using the women’s toilet at the gym, leaving a queue of women with an unpleasant surprise. Jamie: “Opened the door, there was a queue of women… I went, oh my god, I'm so sorry… I was in the woman's. So the next woman had to go in to what I can only describe as like a fart box.” [12:22]
5. Pregnancy Cravings & Eating Habits
[13:11–15:01]
- Sophie humorously details her “wild eating habits”: Jamie: “You ate two melons. You ate two family sized melons in a day.” [13:22] Sophie: “I don't know why you find that shocking. I literally think that's my healthiest day.” [13:28]
- Her daily intake includes eggs, feta, toast, a whole cantaloupe, popcorn, cookie dough, sausage rolls—and another watermelon.
6. Pregnancy Books for Dads & Weird Pregnancy Dreams
[15:01–16:54]
- Jamie recommends “Pregnancy for Men,” appreciating its accuracy and honesty.
- Sophie shares bizarre pregnancy dreams, including one involving TV vampire Damon, Tate McRae, and Jamie. Sophie: “I had a dream that I cheated on you with Damon from Vampire Diaries… and Tate McRae. I was snogging all three of you on a night out.” [15:48]
7. Intimacy & Sexual Changes During Pregnancy
[16:54–18:19]
- The challenges of intimacy and sex during pregnancy come up: Jamie: “So just so I know, we're not going to be having any sort of sex until the actual time comes when you want to give birth.” [18:25] Sophie: “Correct.” [18:36]
- Discussion includes Sophie’s reluctance (“I do not want that prodding anywhere near my child”) and Jamie’s resigned acceptance.
8. “Dictionary Dict” – Pregnancy & Birth Terms
[19:00–23:26]
- Sophie quizzes Jamie with pregnancy terminology:
- Lightning: When the baby drops lower before labor. Sophie: “It's when your vagina dilates to the size of a packet of triangle cheeses.” [20:08]
- Ferguson Reflex: Final push urge triggered by baby's head.
- Cephalic: Baby is head down.
- Amusing exchanges about what childbirth does to the body (references to “triangle cheeses” and “bagel-sized” dilation).
Jamie: “Your vagina is going to go to the size of a triangle's cheese!” [20:38]
Sophie: “No, it’s a bagel. That’s what my hole in my vagina will become.” [21:08]
9. Listener Messages – Real-Life Relationship Fails & Sex Mishaps
[26:39–34:42]
- Hilarious and cringe-worthy stories from listeners:
- Having loud sex at parents’ house, accidentally leaving a condom on display, and relatives overhearing [26:39].
- Pregnant woman examined by a roomful of med students; confusion over doctor’s anatomical terms leads to giggles [28:40].
- Work colleague leaves a stray “sheep pellet” poo in her boss’s bathroom [30:06].
- Jamie and Sophie riff on these stories, relating and adding their own embarrassment.
10. Couples’ “Icks” and Relationship Quirks
[35:31–37:34]
- The pair list their biggest “icks” (minor annoyances) about each other: Sophie: “I find men drinking tea icky.” [36:16] Jamie: “When I come into the shower and you're hunched over like Cosimodo …shaving your vagina…” [36:27] Sophie: “I really, really don't like how quickly you eat your food.” [37:12]
11. Balancing with the Love – Why They Love Each Other
[37:41–38:05]
- Despite the “icks”, they express mutual affection: Sophie: “I love spending time with you. They're my only icks. The rest of it I love.” [38:00]
12. Looking Ahead: Parenting Excitement & Sentimentality
[38:10–39:31]
- Jamie reflects on the emotional experience of entering their home as a family of three for the first time: Jamie: “The moment you walk into the house as a three, for the rest of our lives… I just think that's the most incredible thing.” [38:53]
- Discussions about choosing a pram and their anticipation—and nerves—about parenthood.
13. Weird Pregnancy Tip of the Week
[41:08–41:15]
- Listener tip: Jamie should spend more time nude around Sophie’s bump to help the baby bond with him after birth. Sophie: “That’s really sweet. You can be naked all the time.” [41:13]
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- Sophie, after her dad’s remark: “No, but you look healthy. Shut the fuck up. I don't want to be told I look healthy.” [05:01]
- Jamie, on the Instagram mishap: “There's a picture of me on Sophie's Instagram. I'm completely butt naked, and in the reflection… you can see my penis. And that has gone out to now a million people.” [09:48]
- Sophie, on intimacy during pregnancy: “I feel this baby kick me all day, every day... I do not want that prodding anywhere near my child.” [17:55]
- Jamie, on entering the house as a family: “You walk into the house as a three forever.” [38:53]
- Sophie: “I love spending time with you. They're my only icks. The rest of it I love.” [38:05]
Episode Structure & Timestamps
| Segment | Timestamp | | ---------------------------------------- | ------------- | | Introductions | [02:35]–[02:54] | | Braxton Hicks & Body Talk | [02:54]–[04:08] | | TMI: Hemorrhoids & Family Comments | [05:51]–[06:57] | | The Penis Instagram Incident | [07:07]–[11:33] | | Jamie’s Toilet Mishap | [11:37]–[13:11] | | Sophie’s Pregnancy Eating Diary | [13:11]–[15:01] | | Pregnancy Book for Dads & Weird Dreams | [15:01]–[16:54] | | Sex During Pregnancy | [16:54]–[18:19] | | Pregnancy “Dictionary Dict” Game | [19:00]–[23:26] | | Listener Messages & Stories | [26:39]–[34:42] | | Couples’ “Icks” | [35:31]–[37:34] | | What They Love About Each Other | [37:41]–[38:05] | | Sentimentality About Being Parents | [38:10]–[39:31] | | Weird Pregnancy Tip | [41:08]–[41:15] |
Tone & Style
- Playful, unfiltered, and banter-filled: Jamie and Sophie riff openly on bodily functions, relationship pet peeves, and sex, keeping humor and honesty front and center.
- Emotionally grounded: Despite the laughs, the hosts share genuine excitement and nerves about approaching parenthood.
- Audience-inclusive: They read and respond to listener stories, building a sense of a candid parenting community.
For New Listeners
This episode crams in everything listeners love about Jamie and Sophie: over-sharing, confession, and comedy, but also a raw celebration of love and anticipation for their new chapter as parents. It's perfect for anyone navigating pregnancy, relationships, or just in need of a laugh at the messiness of family life.