
In this episode of Nephilim Death Squad, hosts David Lee Corbo aka The Raven and Top Lobsta are joined by Joe and Jen from the Legit Bat podcast. The discussion kicks off with a scrutiny of societal figures like news readers and politicians,...
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What do you think makes the perfect snack? Hmm, it's gotta be when I'm really craving it and it's convenient.
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Could you be more specific?
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When it's cravinient. Okay. Like a freshly baked cookie made with real butter available right down the street at a.m. p.m. Or a savory breakfast sandwich I can grab in just a second at a.m. pM. I'm seeing a pattern here. Well, yeah, we're talking about what I.
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Crave, which is anything from AM pm.
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Stop by AM PM where the snacks.
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What do you think makes the perfect snack? Hmm, it's gotta be when I'm really craving it and it's convenient.
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Could you be more specific?
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When it's cravenient. Okay, like a freshly baked cookie made with real butter available right down the street at AM pm.
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Or a savory breakfast sandwich I can.
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Grab in just a second at a.m. pM. I'm seeing a pattern here. Well, yeah, we're talking about what I.
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Crave, which is anything from AM pm.
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What more could you want? Stop by AM PM where the snacks and drinks are perfectly craveable and convenient. That's cravenience. AM PM too much.
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Good stuff.
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Top Lobster Productions.
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We are being hypnotized by people like this.
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News readers, politicians, teachers, lecturers. We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people. The chasm between what we're told is.
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Going on and what is really going on is absolutely.
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Oh yeah, dude, this is not. It's like we all know what's going.
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Down, but no one's saying to what happened to the home of the brave? Take controlness now when no one's talking about it, man, it's finally slaves and everybody's just walking around heading the clouds. I won't awaken to a dead in the grave. But then it's too late. We need to be ready to raise up. Welcome to the End of day, everybody is slave. Only some are aware that the government remains releasing poison in there. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
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Hello.
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To another episode of Nephilim Death Squad.
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Show like that.
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I am David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven. That's Top lobster, the father of disinformation.
D
He did it again. It's crazy.
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Before we get into today's guest, huh, we're gonna go behind a paywall at the 30 minute mark and you poor people aren't gonna be able to watch anymore. But if you have money and you want to continue watching patreon.com forward slash, Nephilim death Squad is for you. You can go there and you could watch and you could prove to everybody that you're not a disgusting poor, because I think you are.
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Look at the numbers going up as you point the gun. Maybe we should continue.
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I do point the gun at them.
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Yeah.
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Sign up at whatever tier you'd like. You'll gain early access to episodes when they drop, which we, you know, we've got a nice healthy backlog again. We're working hard for you guys. Also, when Bohemian Grove tickets, when they drop, you're gonna get first dibs on them. And who doesn't want that? Who doesn't want that? Put it away. Who doesn't want that? Put it away. Let's get into our guest guys. Joining us today are Joe and Jen of Legit Back and they will surely never return. So enjoy it while it lasts.
D
I don't know why he did that.
A
What? The gun.
D
It's fine, guys. Hi, guys.
A
So happy to have you. Before we even get into any of the what just happened or what's. What we're going to talk about, tell everybody where they can find you and, and what happens on your show.
C
Well, thanks for having us. First of all, thank you for the listeners. We've had just Raven on one time, I think, and we whiffed the last one with JT follows jc. So glad to be catching up with you guys. Good to meet you, Top for the first time. I've listened to you guys several times and your New York accents really grind my California gears, but that's a different story. I like how you started with I know.
D
You know what, Pull the gun.
C
Yeah, I like how you started the show too. For the, the audio listeners, we started out looking down the barrel of a Glock. It looks like maybe.
A
Good call.
D
That's what it's X30 call. X34 from California.
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It's 43. It's a 43X. So you shut your mouth.
C
But hey, we're from. We're from a different part of California that is not la. It's far Northern California and I'm talking close to Oregon. So it's. It's a lot more like we live in the country.
B
We live in a. It's like the Indiana of California is the part of California we live in. People like rodeos and respect. Yeah. Well, I'm actually originally from Boston, so your accents are just a little sound of home to me.
A
Oh, that's nice. Isn't that nice? We're offering comfort, maybe even nostalgia.
B
I also thought that I love having a gun pointed at me with someone screaming in a New York accent. It just. It's very nostalgic.
C
I could have sworn a couple shows ago you promised to stop ripping on the pores. But I'm glad you brought it back.
A
Well, a little inside baseball. I said that I was gonna do that and then several pores said no, please don't.
D
Oh, they did.
C
We love it.
A
He said, we like it when you. And they're probably also from Boston or something like that. You know, it's. There's something about the east coast sentiment where we like to be constantly reminded that we're. We ain't shit.
D
Yeah, right.
C
Yeah. Just trash.
B
Yeah. It's very New England and New York. You love to be degraded.
A
Yeah.
B
You just love it.
A
Like if there was, you know those places where like masochist. Not. Not masochism. Yeah. Masochism I think is the actual terminology. I might be a word I made up, but where people will order like a. A lady of the night to. To berate them and hurt them. I would say that happens more. It happens more often. Northeast, huh?
D
Yeah.
C
To answer your question though, yeah, we're legit bat. Normally we have my brother with us. I'm Joe. Jen. My wife. We've been doing a show for about five years. Find us wherever you listen to shows. Also on YouTube for the hundred watch on there. That's about it. Yeah, I think we still have merch, maybe.
B
Normally we would have our co host a year and a half ago, but normally it's just us now or sometimes even just Joe.
C
Oh, and I gotta update the link tree too. We're no longer on Rockfin. We got the sayonora from them. For whatever reason, what goes on on Rockfin.
A
Rockfin is such an enigmatic kind of operation. I. I see it and people go, maybe consider. Actually, you know who says that? Nobody. Nobody says yeah, Rockvin. It seemed that there was a time where they were very promising. And then.
D
Yeah, what happened? How did they kicked you off?
C
I think they're just downsizing. I'm pretty sure that that whole operation is run by a tiny hat or something, a Silverstein, if you get what I mean. But they, I think they just, they got tired of hosting all of our stupid videos that nobody watched anyway, so they're like. But they, they asked a lot of people, I don't know what the details of it. And we just one day logged in and I couldn't post anything. So I'm like, okay, I guess that's done.
A
That's interesting. Dang. They didn't even tell you anything. They just blocked you off. Yeah, some people said that you should do that. And then, and then we. I kind of looked into it and it seemed overly complicated. You probably had to fill out something, you know, and I said, nah, not for me. I simply can't figure that out. And so I guess I'm glad that I, I did. What, what is it that you guys do? Because, you know, I, I've been on your show and it was a wonderful conversation. And if you look into, there's a huge cross pollination of interests and, and even homies right in the conspiracy content space. What is it that you guys focus on?
C
So that's much harder to dial in. It started out as just having kind of fireside conversations, but it was 2020, so it naturally progressed into my conspiratorial mindset. And we started having people like Charlie Robinson, David Ike, all these people that are kind of, you know, big names in this community and started networking with all of them. So it ranges anywhere from like armchair philosophy to just straight up. We have a special segment called Planet Report where we just make fun of the dumbest news we can find. Haven't done that in a while. Sorry everybody. We'll get back to it. But then it also goes into, I mean, people like Crow Triple Seven in his work, you know, videoing the sun. And it's just anything really. We get people that I think are interesting and we let them share their perspective. Whether I agree with them or not doesn't really matter. We've had flat Earthers on people who are like totally anti flat earth. It's all fine with us. We just, we stay on the fence and let people talk. That's all it is.
A
That's kind of funny because you said that, you know, you've been doing this for five years and as soon as like 2020 hits, it turns from fireside conversations, which you Know, I understand it's still the heart of. Of what you do, but it. It takes a conspiratorial bent. Right. And it's just like. It just goes to show you how everybody. Our ears kind of perked up and we're like, what's happening?
D
What did you say?
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What's going on right now? Why is this happening? And then the news is telling us one thing and we're going, no, I don't think so. I think I'm going to go talk to some schizophrenics about it.
C
Yeah. Because yeah, it's more like commentary on all the stupidity that goes on that. That would probably. Probably be more accurate just commenting every week on the newest stupid that happened. And what's weird is he said it takes a conspiratorial bent, but I think everybody, not everybody, but a way larger number of people nowadays are taking that bent kind of by accident because it's so obvious and everything's so retarded and gay that you can't help but be like, this is dumb. And then you get called a conspiracy theorist, which is not. So it doesn't hurt my feelings, you know, I'm like, thank you, I appreciate that.
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Well, it came full circle. I think it's cool to be a conspiracy theorist now in. In the news.
C
It's cool to be a anti Semite too. And I welcome all slurs. If you're a homophobic, misogynistic white nationalist, which is none. I'm none of those, but that's fine. I'm not going to change your mind. So go ahead, call me all of them. I like it. One to add to the list.
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I'm ethnically ambiguous, and so I know that when the race war comes, the whites will not claim me, which is actually why I've been backing away. It's not because I'm having my sensibilities realigned. It's more so that I'm looking at the writing on the wall and I go. When they start getting in the pickup trucks and they said, we've had enough. We've had enough. She does have good genes. Right? When they say that, they're not gonna. They're not gonna look at me. They're definitely not gonna look at you and go like, come on over, guys. Yeah. And so we're the. Nick Fuentes is Of the world. Even though Nick Fuentes is. Is Mexican. I think he's Mexican.
D
He thought he was gay.
A
Well, there's a. Yeah, he's a gay Mexican, which is fine. Look, I I enjoy Double threat. He is a double trick. And, and, and he's also a twink. He's a triple threat.
D
I enjoy, I enjoy Nick, I just don't.
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I, I do enjoy him. He's a wonderful.
C
Sure.
D
Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what he's about.
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Well, whatever he's about, he's. He's. He's about to lead a race war, which is interesting because he's, he's Mexican. But he is passing. And my point is, I, I'm not so passing, especially out here in the Florida heat in these months, I tend to get a little bit darker and so depending on when the race war pops off. I'm just saying they're not going to be in alignment with me.
C
Yeah, I was kind of wondering what, what flavor of white you were. I, I would say you're white, both of you, but you definitely have some non white in you.
A
He's what? You say you think he's white?
D
Oh, damn. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like. I don't know.
C
Italian.
D
No, Italians are. Italians are technically black, aren't they?
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Well, Sicilians.
C
Italians hate being called white. That's for what I heard.
A
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I like to look at myself more as. You know, you talk about claiming names, right? Conspiracy theorists is one of those names which I think we've taken back. And it's, and it's, you know, to, to Jen's point, it's cool to be a conspiracy theorist. I, I myself identify as a Jewish bioweapon, which, you know, I am the result of, because right now the atmosphere is such that, like, race mixing is bad. That's back, you know, it's back in style. And, and then other ethnicities are looked to be weaponized against America by the Jews. And so if that's the case, my mother being white, my father being Hispanic, and then also I have like some black in there and stuff. I am a Jewish bioweb. I'm like a. I'm like Frankenstein.
C
You're a mutt.
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One that got away and then turned on.
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If the conspiracies are, Are be to be believed.
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Yes.
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Yeah, Yeah.
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I would say that. I'm, I'm like Frankenstein.
C
Hey, mutts are always the best. The best kinds of animals. You know, a halfy, A half. Half Asian, half black. I mean, those people are great looking. Like, who's a good example of that?
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A halfy. A halfy black, half Asian. That's what they're called. Everyone calls them that.
A
Yeah. Ablations. That's. That's actually what. That's what they were, you know. Isn't Tila Tequila that Tila Tequila is a schizophrenic.
D
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right. I'm thinking about it for different reasons.
A
Have you guys heard about Tila Tequila having shape shifted? Well, she had sexual relations with a dragon. Are you guys aware?
C
I was not. Please do tell. This is a blast from, what, early 2000s, when the. Was she relevant?
A
When was Teala Tequila. She was big in the MySpace era.
D
Yeah, she's relevant right now because we're talking about.
A
Oh, yeah, she's always relevant.
D
She was. Well, there's a story about Billy Corgan that he was. You didn't hear about this?
B
Oh, oh, I did hear that interview where he said someone shapeshifted in front of him, but he doesn't say who it is.
D
It was Tila Tequila.
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How do you know? You don't know Billy Corgan?
D
I got the inside.
C
Billy Corgan's a mannequin.
A
Why is he lying?
D
So basically, he was saying that, like, when at the climax, she shapeshift, shape shifted. Or at least, like her, the form that she was presenting, who.
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Climax.
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Receded. I guess they. Everybody did. I don't know.
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Did she?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Yeah, that's what they said. That's what he said.
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That's what he would say.
D
That's what he would say.
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Yeah.
D
So this could all be a lie. But that's the story that she did, like, at the time of climax. Her. Whatever kind of, like, replication device she's using to cloak her face.
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Hold on, hold on. How did you. How did you get that? It was. How did you get that? It was healed. Tequila.
D
I made it up.
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Are you.
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No, no, no.
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I'm dead serious.
D
I've heard it from somebody I heard it from. I think. Maybe even. I think. Didn't Izzy Griffin tell us that?
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I'll put it on Izzy.
D
Yeah, somebody. Somebody definitely told us. Maybe you were. Maybe he was taking a piss break. But this. This information was imparted on us, on me, at least. And I'm. Now I'm redesminating it. Yeah. So at the point of climax, he.
A
Told you this in confidentiality.
D
This is when the. I don't know how. I don't know how these lizard masks work, but it seems like holographic almost, but it recedes back and it shows her true lizard visage.
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Yeah.
D
And then comes back, but only for, like, a split second. Is what.
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What do you guys think about that?
D
Yeah.
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Where.
B
Yeah, I Think so. They were. They were first of all very sober. Right? No drugs involved. They were on nothing.
A
I think they were.
B
No hallucinogenics were involved in this. Okay.
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Correct.
C
I mean, real quick side note, apparently your guys's mics are lower than ours and that. I know how that sounds.
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Don't. Don't read what they say because.
C
Okay, I'll turn it off.
A
They're terrible people and. Yeah, you got to turn ours.
C
They're pores.
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There you go. They're. They're. Well, actually, those are. I don't know. It's a mixed bunch right now. We'll kick out the pores eventually.
D
As I told you guys before the show, no matter what we do, it's just like. It's like. Yeah, whatever.
A
Yeah, like the. It's stream yard. Yeah, it doesn't matter.
D
We're gonna chug along through anyway. So. Yeah, I don't know where you guys are. You guys, actually, because you. So you said you've interviewed David Icke.
A
But where are you at on Shapeshifters?
D
Yeah, the shape shifts with lizard people stuff is kind of like a. It's. It's sometimes a bridge too far for people.
C
Yeah, I don't. I don't know what to think of it. I like. It's fun. Like we talked about before the show, a lot of these things are just fun to talk about. And people get so butt hurt when they're like, oh, you had this guy on. Obviously you're crazy or you're shill or what, you know, all the names that you get called. But as far as actual shape shifting, I don't know what to think of it. I mean, it's a. It goes back a long way. If you want to bring up skinwalker, you know, tradition, you know, the legends.
B
I don't think it's necessarily not something that's possible. I'm just saying Billy Corgan was probably super up. I don't know if Tila Tequila is really a lizard person, but I'm. I wouldn't say that it's an impossibility.
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That.
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That is.
C
No, but what I'm talking about is like the, you know the videos that come across in news reporters and they freeze frame it and it looks like a lizard eye pupil or whatever. That, that's the. Where I'm like, okay, well, it's.
A
Yeah.
C
Digital cameras. Like, I don't. I don't know.
A
It's relics, right? Like a. Like artifacting, I think.
C
Artifacts. Yeah.
A
Well, I heard a really interesting story. We were invited to an outing in Utah called Moonlake. And, and, and at Moon Lake, you know, it's a skinwalker ranch adjacent property. And so we were invited, a bunch of creators were invited. And we were going to go out there and you know, which is see what happens. Have a big creator thing. They're probably gonna have sex with us or something. But that's not what they put in the flyer. I'm just sure that's what was going to happen. So initially, you know, we, I had a correspondence with them. I said, you know, where, when, give me the details. And then, and then he and I went back and forth on it for a while. I said, I don't know, it was kind of short notice. Would have been the 12th actually. So two days ago. And lo and behold, the entire event was, was canceled. It was canceled because they, they, they often go out there with a Geiger counter because there seems to be random unpredictable spikes of, of radioactive, you know, activity, whatever. Radioactivity. There's a lot of radioactive. It gets bad.
D
Stop looking at me for like, can.
A
You help me with my words?
D
No, you.
A
You're good.
D
Those are your words.
A
Radioactivity. And so I'm listening to this guy talk about it. He shows up on, on, on Tinfoil Hat Sam Tripoli's podcast. And the. He told the wildest story about his part because they bought the location because of its high strangeness. One day some wolves show up on the property and they won't budge. They. They're making eye contact. It's weird. One thing leads to another. And his, his partner, and I'm not insinuating he's gay.
D
I mean, like, this is his caretaker, the guy that, that maintains the land for him.
A
The guy that takes care of him.
D
He, the guy that.
A
He does it black, whatever.
C
So I'll say they're gay. They're gay.
A
So he's a gay man, shoots the wolves. And, and, and, and then what happens is I think they track because they're like what these wolves come from. It's not supposed to be wolves in the area.
D
Yeah, the wolves aren't backing down. They had like high caliber guns, like, like shotguns, 12 gauge.
A
When they shot him.
D
Larger guns, five, five, six.
A
And he said they walked away.
D
Yeah, they shot at him. These wolves didn't move. And then when they kind of like approached them, then finally they just left. But like not in a real hurry.
A
Well, he said that he actually shot them. That shot at, he shot them. And these things were like, I guess we're not welcome here. Yeah, yeah, and they left.
C
Was that the. The Ryan Burns story? Was that.
A
I believe it is the Ryan Burns story.
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because then the next day, there was, like, four or five dudes that were found shot in the woods or something.
A
They were found in their trailers, and they live separately from one another, but there's no signs of. Of, you know, bullets in the house. There's no. There's no bullet. There's no. There's no gun. There's nothing. There's absolutely nothing to trace down to these people being shot in their home.
D
Not even blood.
A
And there's no blood. And their doors are locked. Yeah, so their doors are locked. There's no blood. There's no traces of a weapon, any of that crap. But these Native American dudes are dead. And so the implications of that are that they're skinwalkers. Right. We're talking Native American witch doctors, by the way. A lot of pelts found in their homes. Even pelts of animals that it's illegal to poach. You can't kill them, obviously. It's not like these Native American guys had tags for any of these animals at all. But some of them were considerably more illegal to have shot. So there's all kinds of bones, basically, all these signs of. Of witchcraft, and there's absolutely no other explanation to it.
C
If I remember right, isn't it, like, right on the border of Skinwalker Ranch, too? It's in that same. That same area because. Yeah, Ryan, Brian Burns. Yeah, he goes down there a lot because I think he actually owns the property. And. Yeah, my. You know Chris Matthew from Forbidden Knowledge News. Are you familiar with him?
A
I know Dave Matthews. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, of course. Of course we know Chris.
D
Yeah, yeah, he's coming on the show tomorrow.
A
Yeah, he's coming on tomorrow.
D
Oh, nice.
C
Tell him we said, what's up.
D
Yeah, he.
C
He got to go down there with him and kind of, you know, get a lay of the land, too. And it's. It's bizarre that goes on down there. And I'm starting to think more and more, because there's been. There has been. I think Ryan actually talks about this too, but there's. It's like openly military testing for technologies or something like that, and that's why there's so much weird. But it could also be a combination of that and legitimate paranormal or, like, skinwalker type stuff going on, so who knows? I don't think we're gonna ever get answers about this stuff. It's just. Here's some wild. We saw, and then we all talk about it and then we forget about it.
B
If we ever get answers, it just won't matter.
A
We'll be.
B
They'll be like, okay, here's the truth. Yeah, there's nothing you can do about it. You're dead in like five minutes or whatever. Captured.
A
If, if you were invited, would you go?
B
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
D
Yeah, I would.
C
Like.
A
There was an insinuation that there was going to be because it was, it was. It wasn't in the fine print or anything, but it was like sex was implied.
D
Oh, I thought. I think cancer is implied.
A
That's actually a huge concern.
D
Yeah.
A
We were talking to Trey Hudson of the meadow project and they had, they. They have a high strangeness plot of land as well.
C
Oh, yeah.
A
Long story short, they had it. Bizarre event take place on the property and when they went to go investigate the location where it had happened, number one, obviously, radioactive traces on the geiger counter. But then two of the individuals died, you know, in that moment. That sounded, really, sounded like, I think.
C
It was cancer or something too. Yeah.
B
Did they have orbs? Did they see orbs? Because we were hearing about some certain color of orb that's been seen on properties. It gives cancer. It was a blue orbs or something that would fly all around this property and then they would. It would test super high on the Geiger counter and people all over got cancer there.
D
There was a story about orbs, but I don't think he mentioned a color. The orbs were following some people that were on this, the property specifically at the meadow. But at this place, there was a, like a 30 by 30 giant cube floating, I don't know, something like six inches above the ground.
A
No big deal.
D
No big deal. And the people walked in it. They were only able to see it with thermo imaging. Yeah, with thermal. Not thermo, thermal imaging. So the people actually walk into the meadow. They disappear within the cube. And some, the two that went in deeper that actually go in, in the thermal imaging, you see them disappear and when they come out, those two have ended up dead. One of the, I will say one of the guys was older. An older man.
A
Yeah.
D
Other guys, the other guy was middle aged, died of cancer. It's, you know, But.
C
But the metal project was where that dude teleported too. Right. They were watching him on his gps, I think, and he just kind of zipped from one area to the other and he's like, what are you talking about? They're like, dude teleported.
A
I know, I know that Trey basically crossed a Creek.
D
Yeah.
A
And was geographically in a different location.
D
Well, he. He was on the radio to one of the women on his team, and he was saying that he's like, I found a meadow that's right across this creek. And I can't believe we haven't been surveilling this. Like, get over here now. Let's start looking this thing up. And I think he, like, she. She finds him and she's like, hey, like, you're in the meadow. You're in the same spot. And he realized that, like, as he crossed the creek, he's been turned around.
A
And then he said that it, like what he was looking at almost dissolved into what he was familiar with.
D
Yeah. Yeah. Then it's like. Like it. His. His vision dissolves. He becomes disoriented, and he realizes that he has just basically like, he's crossed this. This small stream. But in reality, he's exactly where he was before he crossed the stream, looking at the same place that they've been looking at for, you know, since 2016. And it's just like, wow, what happened there? Was there, like a portal where you teleported into one spot and then turned around right back? No explanation.
C
Yeah, I love those kinds of stories. And the time slips. Is it Jenny Randall's that did all that. The time slip stuff? But anyway, those. Those stories are fun as where all. You're walking down a road and all of a sudden there's a diner, and you go in there and eat and pay, and then you go back the next day and there's just nothing there. Well, they're fun.
B
Unless there's aliens involved, like an abduction where there's missing time. And that's what the time slip is.
A
Those people also get cancer. Alien. Alien victims often will get cancer. There's also traces of radioactivity. What's. What's.
C
You're really having trouble with your words today, buddy.
A
It's. There's traces. Figure it out of radio act. There's radioactive traces.
D
You got it.
A
There we go.
D
Hey, hey.
A
At the location. Let's dance.
C
Good job.
D
Who did that? That was.
A
That was jarring. That was scary. I got scared.
C
That was the chat.
A
I thought it was a radio activity. So. So there. There's. There's traces of it, man. You know what I'm saying? At the location. I really can't word right now. That stuff.
D
Yeah, I mean, it's like. It's. They seem like. Like markers of high strangeness. Whenever you get radiation. Yeah. High levels of radiation. I'm letting you suffer Dude. High levels of radiation seem like markers of high strange. High strangeness, whether it's happening currently or it just has happened. So it's. It's.
C
Right.
A
Is it.
C
So is it the. The high strangeness that causes it, or is it the radiation that causes the high strangeness?
A
Dude. Is it the chicken?
C
Chicken?
A
I mean, yeah. I don't know. I don't know. It seems to be. I would say it's probably a byproduct. A byproduct of a thing, because sometimes they'll. You know why? Because Trey Hudson was saying it's not predictable. The spikes are random. So it's like a location may not be inundated by radiation. Wow. But then suddenly it will be. Suddenly there will be a spike, you know, and it's unpredictable. So, you know, that Moon Lake thing got canceled. It wasn't always too radiated to be around. I'm really loving that word now. It wasn't always that way. It. But it suddenly became that way, and it was like, it's unsafe. And so they had to cancel the entire event.
D
Yeah.
A
Which is like, man, like, I. I want to be the type of person that goes out into these places and explores them. I don't want to be the type of person that gets colon cancer.
C
Yeah, you're probably gonna get it anyway if you're. If you're breathing our air and drinking water and eating organic food, you're probably going to get butt cancer anyway. I mean, it just seems to be. It seems to be in vogue right now is to get ass cancer to a place. We'd love to. Are you paying or what?
B
Well, I mean, what place are you trying to go? We live by Mount Shasta. That's another kind of high strangeness area.
A
We've been invited. Let's go.
D
Well, I haven't. I haven't heard of that. What goes on there?
C
Oh, all kinds of stuff. You got the. The crackpots over here that are really into Lemuria and the. The tall Nordics and that live inside of Mount Shasta or something.
B
Well, there's a huge amount of people who've gone hiking on Mount Shasta and legitimately disappeared. Bigfoot never been found.
C
We're very close to the pnw, so it's a Bigfoot area. And. But Mount Shasta in particular is a lot of high strangeness that comes out of there. I would never seen it myself.
A
Do you. Have you. Have you, like, gone hiking on?
C
Not hiking.
B
Snowboarded on it.
A
Yeah. Oh, and then you didn't get ass cancer not yet.
C
Not that I know.
B
Then we came back. Yeah.
A
Yes.
C
I don't know why.
A
I hear that people go missing in a place and I go, I really want to know.
D
I want to go there.
A
I would like to go there and see what's going on.
C
It's like the missing four on one stuff.
A
You know, we've been looking at something that is completely incredible. And I mean that in the most literal sense. Like it's. There's no credibility to it. This idea that they are, they are finding people $28,000 in the, in the Canadian wilderness because.
D
Oh, no, there's credibility to that. They're doing.
A
Well, they're doing that. But then the. And, and there's a, you know, we've talked about on the show before. There's a conventional explanation. The wildfires are pretty bad. They seem to be pretty bad every year. They seem to also be set by crackheads. But that's neither here nor there or the government. And the government, that's a redundancy. So most of the government's addicted to crack. But you're. They're saying it's because of the wildfires. You can't go into the forest, you know, until this dry season passes or October gets here, whichever one happens first. But other people have other explanations, which is that these deep underground military bases are filled with chimeric monstrosities and that they previously had a feeding program going on, but that feeding program has lost funding and it's also lost its. Its, you know, sourcing. So, no, they're no longer having. I don't know, maybe people getting traffic in these underground tunnels, maybe that stopped in 2020. There's a lot of people that think that. And so it's been, you know, scarce. The food has been scarce in the dumbs for some time. And now what is surfacing is creatures from the, from the depths.
C
They're probably experiment or, you know, cloning. That's another thing we like to talk about a lot too. What do you guys stand on cloning? Is it happening? I think it's been happening for a long fucking time.
A
Do you guys know Donald Marshall?
D
I don't know Donald. Who's that?
A
You guys never heard Donald Marshall? Okay, so Donald Marshall is this character. Maybe some of the chat might be aware of him. Shout out to the chat if you know who Donald Marshall is. I've invited him on the show, but he's. He's currently being tortured in an underground cloning facility, or at least one of his clones is. And that seems to really put A hindrance on his ability to do podcasts. But the guy is. He's one of these guys that has a lot of information where you're listening to him cook and you go, like, man, this guy knows some. Like, he's tapped into a. A sci fi stream of consciousness and. But he basically says, like, there is an unbelievably vast cloning operation that takes place underground. And if that was then they would have endless stuff to feed these chimeric creatures. So you know somebody's lying somewhere and. And that, you know, you. You imagine a lot of this probably came from, like, 23andMe.ancestry.com not good. And that the elites go to these subterranean locations and they torture and abuse, do all the horrific things that we suspect that they do, but they do them to clones, so. So no harm, no foul. Which I don't know about you guys, but I don't care what they do to my clone.
C
Is that like the island?
B
That's like the concept of Westworld. That reminds me of Westworld. They just torture robots.
D
He's described the. The premise of Westworld to you and you believed him, huh?
A
Well, no, I didn't believe him at all, actually. And I believe a lot of foolish things. But I asked him to come on the show, and he. He declined it. Which is very similar to the other guy that said the chimeric creations were escaping from the deep underground military bases. And I said, come on the show. Let's talk about it.
D
I think there's a little bit of, like, there's a salt of truth to a lot of these things.
A
There's an element. Sure, I think so.
D
Yeah. So with the cloning thing, we got into Raelianism and whatever that is. That's.
A
It's.
D
It's a. This interesting mix of. Of a religion, of a cult of science. So that guy. Is his name Rail or.
A
Oh, I think that's like his last name. Yeah.
D
Right. Yeah. He developed the religion and the. The logo is the. The swastika inside of the Star of David. Have you seen that?
C
I have not. I could have AI Create one for me.
A
I actually have it tattooed on my chest.
D
Yeah, no, I mean, you can just look up. It's called the Raelian logo. I'll pull it up in a minute. And it's funny, Kanye west actually posted that when he was doing a lot of J posting on.
C
I might have. Yeah, I think I might have seen that a la Kanye, but.
D
Right.
A
Yeah.
D
Yeah. So that's not just an offensive symbol that he was trying to, you know, Poke people with that is a logo for the, the Raelian cult and they worship the Elohim. Are you guys familiar with that term? Right? It's like, yeah, the angels, the heavenly bodies. It's like God is an Elohim. And then there's a structure, a pyramid structure of the, you know, power structure.
C
Of what you got to get Paul Wallace on. Look up that dude. Paul Anthony Wallace, Paul Wall, he did the Escaping Eden, Scars of Eden. He wrote a couple books and we had him on a couple months ago. And that dude is interesting. He goes deep into all these different Hebrew name El Shaddai and Elohim. And yeah, he thinks that basically it was a heavenly council that create. It leans towards Gnosticism kind of. It's kind of in that vein. But the way he breaks it down is pretty interesting.
A
You said Paul Anthony Wallace explained he.
D
He believes that a heavenly council made us.
A
I mean, it seems that way, right?
B
It's like, well, Elohim is plural. So he was like, elohim is plural, so there must have been more. And he said that there's. The way that the God is described in the Old Testament and New Testament is completely different and it might be a different being that.
A
Well, you know, Ed Mabry kind of said that he was like, it seems like, because. Because there's a lot of times throughout the Bible where God will seek the counsel of the things that he's created. And so it seems like there is a head Elohim, Elohim being a terminology for a high ranking spiritual entity. And that there are the angels which are also Elohim. That's why you have God, big G God and then you have the lowercase G Gods and that he sought their counsel, like let us make them in our image. He was like, you know, seems multiple times throughout the Bible, God's like, what do you think? What do you think we should do? You know? So I don't know if I, if I, if I have to do the, the. The leap to. It's a different God because that, that opens the door to like it's the demiurge. And I'm like, I don't know if. So far what I'm learning. Everything seems to track, but maybe, maybe that's just me.
D
Yeah. So what is this?
C
You guys would get a kick out of this guy. It's hard to kind of. He, he doesn't really know himself. Like he's just kind of. And he used to be a pastor too. This is the odd thing. So he was just breaking down the first couple verses of Genesis. And that's a lot of what he does. And he has several books on it. And he does go further into, you know, Genesis 6 and the Nephilim and things like that. But from what I can gather, it's been a while since I read his book. But he. He's on the idea that the Elohim are a group of entities. They had a disagreement as to how they should proceed with men. I don't know if he thinks that we actually existed before the Adam and Eve story or that the Adam and Eve was the beginning of the current, you know, genetic mutation or DNA manipulation. And here we are now. It's something. Something to that effect. You would get. You guys would get an absolute kick out of having this guy on, especially with a name like your guys's, which I forgot to tell you, is a great name for a show.
A
Oh, thank you very much.
D
Thank you. David made it up. Yeah.
A
It's a. Maybe one of the few things that we've done. Right.
D
Probably the only thing we've done. This show. This show sucks.
A
That and the camera angle. We did a lot of camera angles and that's really good. And I think.
C
Yeah, I like that. The side angle. Yep, yep.
A
Thank you very much.
C
So anyway, yeah, reach out to him because you'll get a lot more asking your own questions of them than my stupid brain can remember from a couple months ago. So.
D
Sure, sure. The. The idea of the Raelian cult is that they are doing this. They're doing regular cold stuff. So they're going to bang your wife. They're also going to worship the Elohim. They have songs about the angels and specifically it's like UFO type thing. But they're also like. They write on that the aliens are fallen or whatever, kind of.
A
Yeah. They're not like super cool space homies from galaxies far, far away who are interested in our development.
C
They're here for love and aware.
D
They're aware that they're interdimensional beings, but underneath all of that, it's like this weird cult in the front and then the back. Like, I guess what funds it is a cloning company. And I forget the name of their cloning company, but cult in the front.
A
Cloning company in the back. It's a. It's like the mullet of cults.
D
Yeah, it's like, you know, coffee shop in the front, Christian library in the back. But they're doing it way crazier and they got into. They get into a lot of legal trouble, but they're they're cloning people. They're trying to clone people. And then when the government starts to investigate, it always comes up like, kind of fugazi. And this is what. This is what, like, draws him out of the United States. And now I think he's in Africa. He's doing well in Africa.
A
Yeah.
D
You know, there's still a lot of.
A
Members, but one of the points that you made was like, Kanye post that symbol. Obviously, that symbol is associated with Elohim.
D
Kanye also posted, like, hardcore pornography.
A
Right.
D
He also said, like, crazy stuff.
A
He does cool things.
D
He does cool stuff. I mean, he's like my cousin, you know, this stuff is Suck Off My Cousin. That one song.
C
Nhh.
A
That's a great one. We sang that at Bohemian Grove.
D
Yeah, we did.
A
We did. We sang that at Bohemian Grove. Anyway, so he gets a lot.
D
He gets away with a lot. But not. Not this one.
A
Well, Elon got very upset about that, to your point, and he. And he banned him. But then Elon seems to be also, like, doing what's it called? A. Ivf. IVF births. Right. And then. And then he's linked up with Trump, and Trump is like, we're going to dedicate millions and millions of dollars to an IVF program. And I'm like, I think this is all.
D
It's funny you bring up cloning because it's something that we do touch on, but I feel like it's way more important than most conspiracy theorists are talking about. Yeah, I think it has.
C
It's one of my favorites.
A
What do you. What do you think? Do you think they're. They're. They're cloning the people?
D
Yeah. How deep are you in on a dog?
A
Are you. Do you. A clone?
C
I. I basically get all of my opinions from the Internet. You know, I don't have any original thoughts, so I just. I just parrot misinformation. And now my thoughts on it were.
A
Called Nephilim Death Squad.
C
No, the father of misinformation is right over there. Disinformation.
A
There he is.
D
Hello.
C
No, so my. My point. What? I. I said it several times a couple months ago, maybe on the show, but, you know, Dolly, the. The lamb, the sheep, whatever.
A
And in the 90s.
C
Right, in the 90s, like, 96, 97, I think somewhere around there. But that. I think it's funny because that's the first time we were publicly told that it was successful. How many times did they try it on a lamb or whatever before that? That's a good question for probably quite some time. Because that seems like, you know, a technical process to clone something if you don't think these are trying it on everything, including humans. I think that's a little. A little nice.
B
100 doing it in China, in my opinion.
A
Oh, yeah, yeah. That. That seems to. According to.
B
They don't give a. About their people, so.
A
And who can blame them? Have you ever looked at a Chinese person?
D
Well, I mean, they're. They. They openly brag of. Whoa, whoa.
A
Sorry.
D
This is a Christian.
A
I take it back. It is a silly thing to say.
D
Okay. They brag about their, their CRISPR program, which is a DNA editing program. And it's like people are like, you know, at first when it came out, Alex Jones is yelling about it. And now I feel like we're quite comfortable with it. Like, yeah, with the process of ivf when they. There's a. When they get your sperm and then they implant that into the egg and it develops into an embryo, goes through blastocyst and all that. They freeze it. They can actually look at your eggs and level them, give them grades. And then you can go further. Like you can pay other companies to go in and look and you can say, well, this specific egg has a genetic. Genetic predisposition to alcoholism or to being like, to looking short and gay or whatever.
A
Hey, it's like. What the.
D
That was. That was unnecessary.
A
I should have. We should have cut the stream. We're at the 39 minute mark and.
D
This thing is on auto switching. I didn't do anything.
C
Oh, the pores are getting free stuff. Shut it off immediately.
A
Guys, if you want to continue watching this, you're gonna have to go to patreon.com/now/ephilim Death Squad and sign up. If you don't want to sign up, why are you doing this? I'm. I didn't. I wasn't gonna sit like this if I knew you were going to use this camera angle. Okay, can you slow down, guys? Patreon.com forward/nephilim death Squad. Sign up and continue enjoying this conversation. Otherwise, get a better job.
D
Wow.
A
That's right.
D
That's hurtful, dude.
A
That's right. Get a better job. Start a podcast.
D
Well, listen, money here, what I'm saying is, is that like, we're just very comfortable with, with gene altering.
A
Yeah, great genes as.
D
Let's just get into it. David's alluded to it a thousand times.
A
No, that's the same second time.
D
I don't know. I don't know anything about great jeans.
A
I know about it a little bit. I'm interested to see.
D
I don't know. I don't know about Sydney Sweeney. I don't understand.
A
Bring up Sydney Sweeney.
D
I don't understand. I'll bring her up, but like, I, I'll. I'll just say this before we do. I don't understand the fervor about her. I mean, she's a. She's a conventionally attractive woman, but I don't get how she's more attractive than other like woman. She's got a great body.
A
Ugly, like fat. Ugly. People feel bad and that's.
D
No, but then.
A
No, no, no, no. Well, yeah, because think about it. We just went through like a whole decade of like body anti body shaming stuff. Big is beautiful, David.
D
The girl that works at Aldi's, like down the road is just as attractive.
A
Aldi's?
D
Aldi's. The place where I. The place steal carriages from oldies for.
B
25 cents for 20.
A
What a. What a racket that is, huh? Well, you got to bring up the jeans one type in jeans.
D
Well, I mean.
A
Well, let's just look at the pants.
D
I. I mean, she's very pretty. I think this is the.
A
That's probably the picture. So let's bring that up. There you go, guys. Look at that. So Sydney Sweeney, she comes out, she. She does a jeans commercial for American Eagle, and then we get a race war. So what, what do you. I mean, what do you think is going on there?
C
I think it's just flavor of the week, divisive shit that happens. It's just the newest one. It's. It's because the last time they did, or maybe not the last time, but I. By side of like Beyonce, I think it was in, in her cowboy country thing, whatever the she artist.
A
And you're going to respect Beyonce, and.
D
She is whiter than she was before.
A
Well, no.
D
Yeah.
C
And yeah, a little bit. It seems like it's black excellence. She's a black woman. She's portly, she's got, you know, buxomness to her. And then it's right next to a skinny white chicken. And that's obviously screams Nazism and probably anti Semitism too. Somehow.
B
They're just never gonna please everybody. They picked one person. They picked Sydney Sweeney. She was the person who got to do the commercial. They do commercials like that all the time with black women, Mexican women. It doesn't fucking matter. Just in this particular commercial, I think a percentage of people got outraged and then it got blown up. I really don't think a majority of.
C
People saw this commercial, it was not a majority. It was the. The screaming mim minority. The 0.2% blue haired, fat feminists that were very upset about this. Even though there's models in every company that are skinny white chicks. But it's because. I think it's because they said she has great genes. It's a play on words. Get over it. I did like how American Eagle came out afterwards with a statement and said, basically, you like, we can do whatever we want. We're not going to take it down.
A
Did they backpedal that at all?
C
I. I thought.
A
I think there was a moment. No, they didn't.
C
I didn't see any backpedaling.
A
Dr. Squatch kicked this off. Which. Which, yeah, they did.
D
They made the Sydney Sweeney bath water.
A
Oh, that's right. It was her soap.
D
The bath water. You guys saw that?
C
No, it's crazy.
A
It was shaped like a donut.
D
Was it? No. Was it? That was it. That was a meme.
A
Are you sure?
D
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A
Because I thought the implication.
D
No, I was just like.
A
It's just that you.
D
A bar of soap. But apparently each bar of soap had like one drop of her bath water. And they did like 2000. A run of 2000. They sold it for crazy money. Which is why I'm like, I don't understand the fascination with Sydney Sweeney. It's like, again, like, very attractive woman. Right. We could all agree, very pretty. But I just don't understand what makes her stand out above, well, other pretty people.
A
The industry does that, right?
D
Like, they'll take one.
A
What's the. Yeah, what's the guy's name that looks like me?
D
Yeah, she's like, that's who you.
A
100. Okay. Wow.
D
He's faking gay.
A
But that was all right.
B
No, as soon as I saw you, I was like, damn, you have Pedro Pascal vibes. We've also been watching a lot of his movies with his kiddo. And we watched all of the Last of us.
A
The last of us was good. And the Mandalorian was good. He was in the Mandalorian. He was also read in Game of Thrones.
D
Final Frontier was really good.
A
I've never seen that with Ben Affleck.
C
What was he in Game of Thrones?
A
He was the viper. He got his eyes pressed out by the. The mountain.
C
Oh, damn.
D
Yeah.
A
Yeah.
D
He's like a royal prince for, like, one of these, like, tertiary families that was involved with whatever.
A
I. I liked his character. He had a spear and everything. But my point is that they've taken him and they've told you. He's unbelievably attractive.
D
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A
And they're, they're like, they have this way of doing it, but when you.
D
Look at him, you go, I don't, I just don't see it.
C
He just looks like a dude. I mean, I'm also not gay, so everybody looks like a dude or a chick to me.
B
You know, it's because his characters are so lovable and so heroic and are always, he's always saving the day and whatever he's in, which is what makes him attractive to people. And then, yeah, he's not a bad looking guy, but I think that's what people are really attracted to.
C
Well, and like you said, they have a way of doing that. It's the same way they did it with back when everybody listened to the radio, the actual over the air radio. They did the same thing with songs where it's not that you like the song, they just pounded it into your head so many times that you knew it and you'd start singing along and then you're like, oh, I like that song. Even though it was a terrible song. But they kind of do that with actors too. They push people to the front and they're like, you like this person? Aren't they hot? Aren't they awesome? Isn't this the best person ever? And you're like, who, who is this? And then you see him in so much that you're like, oh, that's one of my favorite actors.
A
Now people used to be like, when they were like, like Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie. Like these people were actually good looking people. You would look at them, great actors, and you would look at them and you would feel bad about yourself. Yeah, I don't think Pedro Pascal is doing that to anybody.
C
No. Especially since he's pretty woke. I'm like, eh, he got nothing on me.
A
That was kind of a bummer.
C
Except maybe a foot and a half of height.
A
But is he, is he tall? Everybody's tall.
C
No, I'm just super short.
D
This is the idea of what we do on Nephilim Discord. Like we were just on, I don't know, like an hour ago with xg and we're on again. So we're just constantly in your face.
C
That's that guy in the dick. Kick that guy in the dick for me. Because xg, we met him a couple years ago and he said he would come on our show and he keeps blowing me off. So kick him in his. In his.
D
Say it in Spanish.
A
Oh, that's It. Yeah.
D
Oh, yeah. Ask him in Spanish. He'll come on.
C
But it's just maybe he didn't take his brain supreme.
A
Yeah, well, that is it. Yeah. There's something about that, that repetition. They're. They're making people into earworms. Like the same way, like a catchy tune becomes this like addicting thing and you can't get it out of your head. They're doing that with Pedro Pascal's face. But hear me out now. There are people who are saying the Sydney Sweeney situation is a. Is a racist dog whistle situation. It's a situation. It's a situation. It's a racist dog whistle. They're talking about her jeans, her white jeans, her blonde haired, blue eyed, white jeans. I don't know if she has blue eyes. That doesn't matter. And that. This reeks of Nazism. That's what they're saying, right? Is that what they're saying? What if I told you I don't think they're incorrect?
D
Oh, about her genes. That there is like a genetic pre.
A
No, no, no, no, no.
D
She's pretty.
A
That the mainstream. I don't know what you corporate machine is now engaging in the race war that it was developed on X. Well, really, it was developed long before that. We talk about on this show all the time. You couldn't say certain things if you were white. You were incapable of being a victim of racism. All these, you know, you guys know you've been alive for 10 years, right? The past 10 years have been weird.
D
It's like you've boiled the frog.
A
Boiled the frog.
D
And now it's at the temperature and you're ready to.
A
Yes, to eat it.
D
So like. Yeah, they've created the pressure cooker effect of wanting people to ask for something else. And now they've successfully asked for. They've screamed.
A
Yeah, for this. Well, that's where all the.
D
I'm sure it's okay to be white. That thing that came and that was.
A
Like, white lives matter.
D
White lives matter. And it's squashed down. It's like you said it, you got punched in the head and that makes people ask for more. Yeah, and now they're asking for more. And it's like, it is almost like that. All right? It's like. And now here.
A
And, and who does the. Here, who does the facilitating elon comes along, he's like, here. You can talk about it here. And all of a sudden that, that, what that enables you to do is start like getting up, mobilizing, figuring things out. Okay, Nick, Fuentes. Nick Fuentes is a cool guy who says cool guy things. Right. Hitler. Hitler's based. Right. We need a strong man. Weimar conditions require Weimar solutions. You do it long enough. And now I think that there's a Dunkin Donuts commercial. I don't know if you could find it. Can you type in Dunkin Donuts racist?
D
You've been talking about this for a.
A
While and we haven't been able to pull it up. But around the same time that the Sydney Sweeney thing happens, Dunkin Donuts has blonde haired, white dude poolside with a. Some sort of a refresher. I don't know what they're called from Dunkin Donuts. America runs on Duncan. And. And he gets out of the pool and he's like chiseled. And it's just like this for the first time. Is that it? Oh, I think that's it. Yeah. Let's. Let's bring that up real quick. Woke is over. See how that's being portrayed? It says woke is over. We're gonna bring this up on the screen. We're gonna play this. We'll probably get copyright struck. But it doesn't. It doesn't matter. I don't know. I don't care about that. All right, here we go. And Boop.
D
All right, let's check this out.
A
Look, I didn't ask to be the king of summer. It just kind of happened. This tan genetics. I just got my color analysis back. Guess what? Golden summer, literally, I can't help it.
D
Every time I drink a Duncan Golden.
A
Hour refresher, it's like the sun just finds me. So if sipping these refreshers makes me the king of summer, guilty is charged. Okay? And that's it. It doesn't matter. You can get it off the screen now. So what is.
C
First of all, that's a really gay commercial.
A
He's very gay. He's. And it's a very gay, effeminate looking man. But the point is, they did it again, right? Genetics. Now this doesn't seem too significant, however. We have been fed nothing but like the, the, the rainbow ethnicities in corporatocracy for the past decade, right? Meaning like every time you go to a store and you look at an ad, it's going to be like a representative from every single race.
D
You see the one in Target, I don't know if you go to the Target here, but they have a girl that looks like a dog. This is so wrong. And this is.
A
Yeah, Christian show. This is a Christian show.
D
But like, she looks like A Dalmatian. She's got that.
A
Oh, yeah, she's got.
D
Jackson has. Yeah. And I'm just like, keep that to you.
A
Right, right. It's disgusting and you should be ashamed.
D
No, I mean, I feel bad.
A
I thought that's what you were.
D
They're still people. But I'm like, well, you're huge. It's like it's on a billboard that's like 15 by 10. And I'm just like, I wouldn't even put myself on a billboard.
A
But that's what I'm saying.
D
Crazy.
A
That's what they're leading with. All of our commercials are leading with this. And you guys know, I'm sure you could agree with this. When they do portray a white person, it's all. It's often like a fumbling, bumbling, moronic, soft looking white dude.
D
Or it's like the, it's the concerted effort to tell you that Michelle Obama is, is.
A
Doesn't have beautiful.
D
That too, but is more beautiful than Melania. And I'm just like, that's just factually incorrect.
C
Objectively false, right?
D
Yeah, yeah. Nothing to do with race. Just like my eye. My eyeballs.
A
This is not really a big deal, these commercials, right? Until you look at it through that context. They're now doing a thing that they wouldn't dare do for the past 10 years.
D
You're looking at it through the context of like wrestling.
A
Like, like kayfabe.
D
Kayfabe. Yeah. It's like, all right, so where, where do you want the storyline to lead if you're going to push against this way? Actually, as a matter of fact, again, just break the third wall. I don't really watch.
A
I think it's the fourth one.
D
Whatever. The seventh wall. I don't watch wrestling anymore. Is it the third wall?
A
I think it's the fourth wall now.
D
I'm, now I'm self conscious.
A
One of the walls. We're gonna break the walls.
D
I don't watch all anymore. Okay. I break all of them. I can't keep up with it. But they're doing a really good job in this new era of bringing back whites. Vince McMahon is out. Well, they do, you know, all different people, but they're doing like an online thing now because kayfabe has, was effectively destroyed for a little while by the Internet. So back in the day, Hulk Hogan, rest. God rest his soul.
A
That's right.
D
He could beef with the Iron Chic. Yes, please. He could beef with the Iron Chic. And that looks legit, but obviously they're drinking at the bar afterward. Then the Internet comes, and that kind of, like, destroys the facade of what these guys are doing. And now they've evolved and they've moved into, like, the wrestlers are having beefs on Twitter. They're doing online content where, like, the show's over, and then they go and they beat up their friend in the parking lot, and they've now posted it from their phone.
A
That's how you do it.
D
That's how they're doing pressers. One of the most impressive ones that I've seen, which I think is a complete work. They released the guy. His contract was up. And I'm just like. I'm watching because I'm like, it. It draws an extreme parallel to the politics and the world that we live in now.
A
I don't watch wrestling anymore.
D
I watch it online. I don't turn it on the show, but I'm like. Every time I'm on Twitter, I'm like, these guys are crushing.
A
Yeah.
D
So this guy, his contract is up with the WWE or wwe.
A
Yeah.
D
And he does his final presser, and he just breaks, Breaks, breaks kayfabe. And he's like, talking about the business. He's talking about the people behind it. He drops an F bomb when it's like, etv.
A
Whoa.
D
Yeah. Yeah. So it's like. I'm like, what the. Like, is that. Was that supposed to happen? And I'm starting to think, yeah, this is part of this. Like, he's not under contract.
A
That's where we are. We're in that era culturally and politically right now, where it's like, the kayfabe is like.
D
It's expanded beyond the walls of the White House is what I'm trying to say. So, like, I. I'm on the lookout for everything. And a Dunkin Donuts commercial is not beyond their scope.
A
But. Okay, so let me ask you guys this. Based off of that insane tangent that I just. And then the Dunkin Donuts commercial, Am I looking too much into this or. Or are we corporatizing the race war?
C
No, I don't think you're looking too much into it at all. I think it's. It's little breadcrumbs here and there where they. I mean, we know that the media and corporations are highly involved in shifting culture. And I mean, Tavistock, CIA, you know, all this, it all leads back to that and Bernays and his, you know, ideas on things. But I. It's. I think they've gotten maybe better at it. Unless you're looking into it. If you're looking into it like us crazy schizo retards. Then it's easy to spot like any new movie that comes out and you watch it, you're like ah, subliminal programming, pre programming, woke agenda. But you know, you can point out all the things. But to a normal person just enjoying their life, they, it's right over their head. But it's still subliminal. So there's still, it's still working I guess to a degree because human behavior.
B
Is so predictable and I think they can predict the behavior of a percentage of people, a majority. It doesn't mean everyone is going to fall in line, but I think they can direct a portion of the masses to where they want them to be when they're ready to unveil their next thing that they want us to.
C
And apparently that's 60 to 80% according to Dolores Cannon and her work with, you know, the NPC idea. So I think it is easier.
A
80%.
C
That was her thoughts on it. She did hypnotherapy.
B
So this is interesting too. She said that most of the people she encountered did not have an inner monologue, didn't talk to themselves in their head or couldn't see, you know, things happening in their head or couldn't replay a conversation. And that's crazy to me. I, I've never, I don't know, I've never really talked to anyone about it either.
A
Well, I've tried to find these people because I've heard those studies before and I'm like, I don't believe that, that they're out there. I, I don't find anybody that ever agrees with that, that ever goes like yeah, dude, I can't picture an apple three dimensionally.
D
Well, I mean they're not going to tell you directly because they've honestly never even thinking about it. But there's a guy I used to work with that like I, I used to be like, hey Andy, what are you going to do when you get home? This is when I work for the mta. Yeah, he's like, and like typical, like Homer Simpson, American man. I'm going to go home and I'm going to sit with my son and we're going to play video games the rest of the day. And I can't stop thinking about it. And then he'll eat his lunch, sandwich, big sandwich and then fall asleep just from being like sugar spiking.
A
Yeah.
D
And I'm just like, geez dude, every day same thing. I'm like, this guy's got no inner monologue. I don't know if he doesn't have it, but like the process he's on, he's on a loop and I think like maybe medications he's on, the food like what you were talking about, the water they're drinking, all this kind of stuff like this, it puts like a sedative state on these people and they just can't break out of it. So that 60 to 80% is legit. I just don't think that it's, I mean it's hard to tell. Right. What is the, the rates for medication for opiates in America at one point?
C
Yeah, I think it's a gradient. I think that's why, you know, 60 to 80. But like how, how far of an NPC are you? I've definitely met people that are deeply, deeply dumb. I guess like, I don't know how else to put it. They're just, they have no thoughts beyond I'm gonna go home like you said and play video games and I'm gonna go to my buddy's house and he's gonna come to my house. It's retarded. According to Tom Secretary, people who let.
B
The world run them, they don't really make their way. Yeah, they just kind of sit on.
C
A track, responsive loop. They just kind of, oh, this happened. So I do this and then I go over there. Yeah, I've known people like that. It's crazy.
D
We would say that it's like, it's fear, it's mostly fear based stuff. That's what I think. At least the more, the more you look into that, these guys have been.
A
Like, well, it's fear of breaking this predictable cycle.
D
Well, if you wanted to train a dog in a very harsh way, like a dog to do a specific task, you set up a bunch of possibilities for him and when he does the correct possibility, he's rewarded. If he does the wrong possibility, you either you can have a shot collar or you can have like a physical, like a touch where you'll let him know that this is, this is wrong or newspaper.
A
Caesar Milanum.
D
Yeah, like a news. I mean it depends on how harsh it is. But like, yeah, the people today, it's like, here are your possibilities, here are your thoughts. When you think this, you're like smacked on the nose with the newspaper. And you do that enough to people where they're just like I. They'll see it in their peripheral but they're never going to choose that anymore. They're going to choose what's designated and picked out for Them. So it's like these people that are NPCs, they're just. I think they're just well trained. I don't think that they're. Are you. Are you trying to go, like, with the clone route, NPC stuff? Because.
C
I don't know. I mean, we're trying. I'm trying to take in all possibilities. I don't think they're soulless.
B
Like, we don't even necessarily know if this is real. It was just what she was saying. And it was an interesting thing to think about. I've never met someone who said they didn't have an inner monologue. But it's interesting to think about that.
A
If it's such a high percentage. I. I can't seem to find these people. But then again, I really don't go anywhere.
D
I don't really talk to.
A
I don't go to talk to anybody.
D
But they're all over the place.
A
Maybe they are. And I'm sure I've worked with some of them. If I think back, I can kind of remember that. But what I. What I do think is significant is, you know, being into conspiracies, especially for as long you have a data chunk from that, and that data chunk is based off of trying to express conspiracies to other individuals. And what I did start to realize, and I think a lot of people share this sentiment who are kind of tuned the way that we are, is like, there are some people where you could just say and show the most insane shit to. And they'll go like, oh, well, a lot of them. And then they'll just keep moving like that. Like, it doesn't stop them and make them reassess. Like, we are conspiracy theorists because at some point we were shown a thing that made us reassess our entire paradigm.
D
That shows you the level of programming. The ones that go and keep moving, that's the fear mechanism. They have to. Otherwise they've got to deal with like, a slew of other things. Like, if you believe this, then xyz. And it's like, then. Then their life gets real messy.
A
Or it's actually the unwillingness to engage with anything. That's fear. Yeah. Yeah. So if it provokes fear, you move it or. It made me afraid too, but I was like, I gotta.
D
Yeah, I look. I look deeper when it's scary. But on the other side of that, some people get mad and that's like another level of programming. Like, when they get mad, it's like fight or flight kind of mechanism. So you've Now I've activated the fight mechanism. I'm just like, I'm not interested in fighting.
A
That's like, if you bring somebody, like, really damning statistics and then they want to hurt you.
D
Yeah, it was like, actually, the FBI says 13 is a 50 of the.
A
But that's crazy.
D
That's crazy.
A
Yeah, we're not gonna.
C
I come across that more often than not. The. The emotional reactivity to certain things. We've had people get mad at us just for entertaining the. A certain idea. And it's like, why? Why? Okay, I get that you disagree. I don't even necessarily agree with that. I disagree with myself all the time, but I don't get mad at myself for it. Like, we have a guy that's a staunch flat earther. Somebody listens to the show, then calls us flat earthers, and your guys are retards now. I'm like, what are you talking about? I'm listening to somebody's ideas. Why does that. I never said I agree with it. I'm just like, oh, that's interesting. What it. What a unique way to look at the world. That's fine. But what I don't get is the anger. The anger about it. I understand somebody being like, oh, that's. That's hooey. Whatever. I'm not. That's dumb. That's fine. Whatever. But to get violently angry that somebody thinks something like that, that's the bizarre part.
B
Because they're so married to their ideas and unwinding, unraveling their core belief is terrifying to some people, and they don't like that. And our brains are designed to protect us that. Remember when we had this cat in our yard. I've told this story before, but we had this cat in our yard, and half its face was blown off. I don't know what happened to this cat. I don't know if it was chewed off by an animal. I don't know. I looked at it from the back, and it was drinking out of our pool. And I thought, oh, there's a cat. How cute. And I went over and I looked at it, and then I told Joe there was a cat in the pool or by the pool. And he went over to the cat and said, babe, I just saw a cat. Even when it looked at me and I couldn't quite tell. There was almost like, grayed out. I couldn't see that half its face was missing. Like, I legit could not see.
C
It was pixelated.
B
And Joe's like, hey, babe, its face is off. And I was sitting I was kind of far away at this point, and I was like, what are you talking about? No, it's like, it's just a kitty. Yeah. And I was getting at some food and. And then I went over and I looked and I tried to see what Joe was talking about. And when I looked at its head, it came to me. Like, I all of a sudden saw it. So maybe I'm a clone.
A
I don't know.
B
Maybe I can't see.
C
It was not only just missing, but there was, like, larvae.
B
There were bugs inside its head. And when I saw that. But it was fine. The cat acted like nothing was wrong. That was another weird thing. It wasn't ho around, it was meowing. It was rubbing on us. There were flies all over it. But it was. But it was acting totally normal and it lived. I mean, we had to call animal control to get it away, but it's.
C
At a farm in New York.
B
Even when the lady came to get it, she was animal control, she looked at it and goes, oh, like, she jumped. But I looked at it. I'm like, what a little cutie. Can you come get this guy in our yard?
D
There's, like a mindset. There's a mindset to that where I. I just saw a picture recently of. It was like a. It was just like a picture of red, but it was. It was quickly flashed to you. And I immediately said, can of Coke. Like, Coke Classic.
A
Oh, yeah.
D
Like, that's what it was. And then I see, like, they show you the picture again, and it's not even a. There's no soda, there's no can, no nothing. But it's the exact same frequency of red or hue of red that.
A
No, it wasn't even that. It didn't even. They didn't even do that. It was a picture. But what they said was, like, all the pixels in this are actually just black and white.
D
Oh, right.
A
Your mind filled it in with color and like, yeah, I couldn't even. I was like, I see it as.
D
Well right now, I think Aldi's Shout Out. Aldi. I owe these guys some shopping carts that I stole from them, but they sell their bootleg or, you know how they have, like, their brands, they sell their Oreos, but they sell it in a package that is the same color blue as Oreo. And now Nabisco or whoever they.
A
That owns Oreo, they own that blue.
D
Is suing them for the color because it's the association. So, like, you see the cat and you immediately assume, this cat is fine. Should be Fine. Right. Your mind is now filled in the rest of the blanks. It doesn't really need to know much else about this. And then you can move on with your day. Normal cat. But the cat's got no head. And it's like. Well, upon further inspection. That was crazy. But this is what they do to us because, like, we're animals that can be programmed so they. They'll give you, like, look at Sydney Sweeney. Look at this down syndrome face lady. Yeah, she's beautiful, right? And then you go, yeah, I guess so. Well, and you're like, wait a second.
A
Comparison to what we've been fed, this.
D
Guy here is beautiful.
A
He's a beautiful man.
D
Donuts commercial.
A
Guys, objectively, he's better looking than Sydney Sweeney.
D
Yeah, gay.
C
Dude, we just talked about this the other day.
A
Did you know.
C
Did you know they make hot downs now? There's hot.
A
Yeah, they're made. Well, well, hold on. There's a couple of hot downs that they're making. I know. There was like a Victoria's Secret model who. Which. Who knows to what extent she modeled Victoria Secret.
D
Might have just claimed there are filters on Instagram.
A
Well, there are filters that are. They're putting down syndrome filters on models now because people are.
D
There was a slow.
A
Wait, there was a slow.
D
Yeah, it's a slow drip. The cat didn't lose its head all at once. It chipped away at it. That's right. It starts with larva. It starts with like. I think you take out all the gingers from movie rolls. Follow me.
A
Yeah, yeah.
D
Then you.
A
What do you replace them with?
C
I'm with you so far.
D
Black Mermaid blacks. But not just that, but like, you replace them with girls whose eyes are slightly too far apart.
C
Yes. Like that one chick that was on the. The Queen's Gambit.
A
Yes, yes, yes, exactly. Yeah. Her.
C
She looks like what's his name from Ice Age. You know, the. The creature from Ice Age.
D
Sid.
A
Yeah, yeah. Which. Which, by the way, my theory on that is that they're convincing women that they're victims to such a degree that prey animals have their eyes located on the sides of their heads instead of forward facing eyes, like a predator does. And so women's eyes are actually migrating to the sides of their heads. The more they believe that they're a victim.
D
Keep their eye out for rape or something. But yeah, so it starts with these people. Snow White Girl. The girl from the Little Mermaid. Yeah, the girl from Queen's Gambit.
A
And there's a lot of other ones.
D
And then they tell you Right. They go, look at her. Beautiful.
A
Yeah. Somebody. I. I saw somebody tweet, like, are we just not going to talk about how beautiful wide set eyes are? And I was like, what? No, no, they're not. There's something wrong there. Fundamentally wrong. You shut your mouth right now. Exactly.
C
Like the chick from the Last of Us, the I'm going to be a dad chick. Like, I mean, she's objectively not hideous little creature. Yeah. Just a little troll. But I mean, nothing, nothing wrong with that. She can be a troll.
D
She could be.
A
She could be hideous. Yeah.
C
It's a free country. For now.
D
They're saying she's beautiful as well. Is that.
A
No, nobody. Nobody's saying that.
D
Okay, That's a step too far. That's a little too far. Nobody's saying she's beautiful, but that's, that's the trajectory of it.
C
It's like saying that.
A
No, no, she's not. Just like, our face is just scrunched up into the middle of her head. You know what's funny? I like when people are like, pedro Pascal has to touch beautiful actresses when he's feeling anxiety. And everyone's like, how come you never touch her, Pedro? How come you never touch her when you're feeling anxious? You know what I think this is, though, with. With beautiful Dunkin Donuts, man. Sydney Sweeney. I'm not saying I'm realizing now because I was saying, and I redact what I said before. I don't know that they're engineering the race war, but at the bare minimum, what this advertising campaign is saying, especially with the inclusion of jeans, Right. They're using. He said jeans, she said jeans. He said, she said. They are. They're showing you that it is viable, economically speaking.
D
Yeah.
A
What's viable economically? Like catering to white people. And even the race war has reached. The race war, you know, tensions. Sentiments have reached such a critical mass that they are now viable and fertile ground for advertising campaigns. So that's interesting.
D
I guess the question is, like, I don't. I don't necessarily think it's a bad thing. I think that it's good that the race war.
A
Yeah.
D
No.
A
Oh, no.
D
But like, if you're going to say, like, like, I just don't like being lied to. Where they're showing you fat woman and they're like, look at this. And I'm just like, no.
A
Yeah.
D
You know, Sydney Sweeney is. She's attractive. I thank you for putting attractive people on commercials for things that I'd like to buy.
A
I like that. I hate going To Target and they're like, look at this whale.
D
Yeah. Yeah.
C
I think they figured out the last four years of the body positive thing, which is just a nice way of saying be proud you're fat. Who cares? The Lizzos, the. All these people, that's fine. If they think they're beautiful, they're wrong or whatever. That's fine.
B
It's just the pendulum swinging way too far. It's okay to be nice to people.
C
The cultural pendulum. Yeah, we talk that a lot.
A
It's okay.
B
You don't, you don't have to call them fat.
C
I think they figured out though, using a certain body type for the purpose of promoting an item you want to sell doesn't work as well as other people. And they figured that out and the marketing team was like, you know what? Our sales actually declined, so maybe we should go with a skinny white chick. Let's try that.
A
Well, this could be a, a decade long experiment and, and who knows what the, what the fruits of the experiment were meant to be. But it is officially been 10 years since they put Tess Holiday on the COVID of a Sports Illustrated. Are you familiar with that? Tess Holiday. Could you pull that up? Pull up Tess Holiday on the COVID of Sports Illustrated now. Damn. It's been 10 years. That's incredible. I was doing a podcast on this. I've been a. Oh, God. So, so, you know, all these years ago, dude. So type in Sports Illustrated though. And then let's, let's look at this, this cover. There she is. Yeah, Big. She's a, she's a beautiful woman and we need that, we need that cover. So. So she was put on the, the COVID of Sports Illustrated now. Sports Illustrated being traditionally one for type in cover after that Sports Illustrated cover. You just said. Si.
D
Yeah, that's what, that's what it is.
A
That's an insane thing for you think that it's gonna get that.
C
Let's see.
A
There she is. Oh, I'm sorry. Cosmopolitan. Cosmopolitan. I'm a fool and an idiot and a terrible person and I apologize. We need the full one though. We gotta see her because she's big.
D
I mean, it's cropped.
A
Oh, she's huge. Yeah. So Tess Holiday is.
C
Was she spilling out over the COVID.
A
She's, she's a flesh, a mountain of flesh. And they were putting her on magazine covers a decade ago and they were. This was the beginning of the real hard push for it wasn't just body positivity. Because I understand what you guys are saying, like Jen saying, don't you don't have to be mean. Which I agree. I, I came from a place it's.
C
A lot more fun to be though.
A
It is very fun. My original standpoint was I don't want to be mean. We can't find the images.
D
Fine.
A
People could use their imagination. She's big.
D
Larger than life.
A
Larger than life. Yeah. You can kind of see because they cut it off. They're like, we're not even going to show you the full length thing because Tess Holiday.
C
I think I get the idea though. Yeah.
A
Yeah. And then people go like, oh, but she's beautiful. I'm like, she's got a crazy amount of makeup on her face. And if you wash that off, you'd go, this is unhealthy individual. So. So, which is, I think that's fair to say. Originally I was of the mindset of like, it's not nice to be mean to people.
D
I don't want to be mean to people.
A
But they started engineering something.
D
Well, because you're, you're like blatantly lying to people. You're lying to me, you know, and you're making me engage in your lie where it's like, I'm not. I would never see this person on the street. Even like a regular, like good looking person on the street. I would never see like really? And go, wow, how beautiful.
A
You know what they did? Just like, it was like person, dude. You would try to have a rational conversation and go, well, look man, what was the number one threat during the vid that made you. I forget what the terminology is.
C
When you have anti masters.
A
No, no, you have a pre existing. Although those were the number one. Yeah. Pre existing condition. And it makes you more susceptible to comorbidities. Comorbidity.
D
Thank you, sir.
A
The number one comorbidity was obesity. So there had been a conversation that was trying to be had for a while and you were stuck between two dialogues. One was, we have to accept people. Body acceptance, body positivity. You know, everybody is beautiful. And the other one was, sure, but you're so huge. This is unhealthy. This isn't manageable. You're a, you're a burden on the health system. All these, all these different things. And that reasonable conversation was not enough to stand in the way of this agenda. The agenda persisted. Now people have come to a place where the only thing that stands against the agenda is look at this land whale. Look at this monstrosity. Look at how horrific they like, it's only ridicule and harsh language that stands in the Way of some weird and obvious agenda that we've been subjected to for a decade. So the rational conversation tried to be had, and they were like, no. And now. Now what I'm saying is they've turned me into a monster. Now I'm a bad person.
C
No.
D
Yeah, we're trying to be better now. I'm trying.
C
Yeah. Like, Top was saying, though, you're lying to me, and now you're making me participate in your lie. And it is. It's offensive, and it's kind of patronizing for them to come out and be like, look at this. Beautiful, isn't it? And it's like, I don't have to comment on this, first of all, but like you said, if I would comment, I would say, hey, buddy, you're not healthy. You need to do something. You're gonna die. Like, you need to trip and fall.
A
And never get up again.
C
Maybe take walks or put the ice cream down. Like, do something. Start. Start small, but you need to do something. And that's the funny thing is that after all the. Especially with Lizzo, the whole, oh, you're Lizzo's so beautiful. And then you know the meme where the guy is like, you're so beautiful. Yeah, you remind me of Lizzo. And then the chick gets mad. It's like, why are you mad? Called you out. But they. They put that out there. And then all of a sudden, Lizzo's, like, losing weight, and it's like, why?
B
Well, they quietly made that go away and then ushered in the Sydney Sweeneys, and now everyone's on Ozempic.
C
Yeah. Oh, that's another fun one. Yeah.
B
Nobody's talking about being fat anymore.
A
Oh, there we go.
D
What do you guys know about Ozempic? Is there something weird about that? It's just.
C
What the fuck? Oh, is that a comment?
A
Oh, Sydney. Sydney's bodacious boobs said Lizzo lost weight. And then they got mad at her, which is true. They did. And that's the ram. That's the ramifications of Yas Queening Adele, too. Yeah, yeah, you, Yas Queen. All these, you know, morbidly obese women. You. You give them a mascot, they all glom onto her, and then she goes like, hey, dude, I don't think I want to be like this anymore. And they go, boo. How dare you? Because you told them Big was beautiful. If it's beautiful. What are you doing? Why are you losing weight? So you lied.
B
Who is the chick from Pitch Perfect that lost a bunch of weight? The Australian Fat Amy. They Called her Fat Amy in Pitch Perfect. She was super funny, but she lost a ton of weight and they championed her. She was allowed to lose the weight. Yeah. Rebel Wilson. Yeah, yeah.
C
Oh, and what's the chick that had that stupid song from about 10 years.
A
Ago, all about that base, about that bass now travel.
C
Remember that?
D
Megan Trainer?
A
Yeah, yeah. She's on Ozempic.
C
Oh. So, yeah. What I know about Ozempic is not, I'm not an expert, this is not medical advice, obviously, but peptides have been really coming forward a lot lately. A lot of people talking about them. And apparently Ozempic is based on a peptide, which. A peptide itself is not terrible. It's your body makes them. They're like short chain amino acids. They're messenger molecules. They're good. That's what you're supposed to be doing. Your body's supposed to make them. But as you get older, obviously along with other things, you know, you stop getting boners, you stop making peptides, all that stuff. So, yeah, not yet. I'm waiting. But Ozempic is apparently a peptide. But they, the, you know, big pharma decided, ooh, if we really, like, blow out the dose on this and give people way too much, it makes them lose a shitload of weight really fast. The problem is you also lose muscle mass because a lot of these fatties that want to just get a shot in their arm once a week and change nothing else about their lifestyle. That's the problem is they're not changing anything else. So they're still shoving pizza and sub sandwiches down their necks, not getting out, not being active, but they're losing weight, so they think it's a win, but then they lose all this muscle mass and then if they. You ever stop taking it, it's like any other pharmaceutical, all of a sudden now you're like twice as big. So I, I heard a do naturopath talking about it, but she was basically saying that the, the peptide Ozempic is based on is fine, but at a much smaller dose also combined with diet, exercise, lifestyle changes, and that it can be really beneficial and you're not going to get all these negative side effects that these Ozempic face people are getting. Like Ariana Grande. We know several people personally, Ariana Grande took Ozempic. Oh, I don't know. She just has that Olympic face really rough.
D
Yeah, she looks bad.
B
She's so skinny. What the fuck?
C
Yeah, she already was skinny. She was never fat.
B
Right.
C
But whatever she's doing now is. It's like they took a Vacuum cleaner to everything but her bones and flesh.
A
Because I don't like that they keep championing that, that look that like sucked in Gaunt, you know, with the cheek.
C
On top of championing a Lizzo look. What is going on here? Why are you doing. Which one?
D
They're both unhealthy.
B
The chick from the Boys. Do you guys ever watch the Boys?
A
Oh, oh yeah, that was Starlight Royce from.
D
Oh yeah, our boy Royce from Revenge of the Sith.
A
He, he went like super viral making fun of her for looking the way that she did.
D
I mean like deleted her account.
A
Millions and millions of views and then she deleted her account. It was like, that was a weird.
C
One because the first couple seasons she looked normal, healthy, fine. And then all of a sudden, one of the newest seasons, she looked like Skeletor. I'm like, what did you do?
A
What happened?
D
It's like vocal fat.
A
Oh, vocal fat removal. That's the idea is that women are getting like their cheek fat removed. I don't know, I don't know what to, what, what to make of it. But it's, it's a bizarre thing because these people that are setting these trends which, because there are people that are following suit and they're going and getting Botox or vocal fat removal and it's like, at what point are you gonna stop emulating people that are monsters? They're not monsters. They're regular people.
D
Well, they look like they're, they look like monsters. They're turning themselves into like Nephilim, like cat being. But they're lizard faced people.
A
They're normal people who have lost their minds. Lost their minds. And I just don't think that we're built to idolize other human beings and, and that becomes such a, a huge problem. I mean, you know, you have, especially with, with women, it's like all this idea that heroin chic in the 90s, what, what a, what a model had to look like, you know, this unfair beauty standard that was set by an industry which somehow equates to the patriarchy. It's like, who is implementing or imposing rather these beauty standards on women? It's gay guys and other women. It's not like straight dudes, you know what I mean? Like, none of that is straight dudes. The, the industry is pretty much determined by, by gay dudes and, and other women. You know, the fashion industry is that way. The modeling industry is, is that way. And I just like, you know, and you could tell because it went from heroin chic to test holiday to morbidly obese and there's no normal dudes choosing either of those two things. So I'm like, I don't even. Maybe it's not, you know, obviously it's not all women and all gay guys, but this entire system, this institution that's implementing all these beauty standards on women, it's, it's a, it's a diseased institution. It's been so obviously diseased for the longest time. Like I wish people would just unplug from it. Especially when it comes to the media that's made for women. Like if you look at the, that they're trying to feed women on like Netflix and everything, it is propaganda.
C
Oh, dude gone rounds about that.
D
It.
C
Netflix is probably the biggest offender of it. But the, the, I mean this is a stereotype at this point, but the, the five foot tall, 90 pound chick that's kicking 250 pound dudes asses, it's like, that's great, it makes a great show. But. And it's this boss bitch thing. No problem with that if you can actually do that. But it's getting these chicks to think, oh, I can just go out there and beat up whoever I want. Like no, that is physically impossible. It's. I know you're not big on biology because you think men can get pregnant and turn into chicks or whatever, but don't do that. Don't go up to a 6, 5, 300 pound dude and think you can just rock his world. He's gonna get mad and then crush you into the ground. That's what's gonna happen.
D
Yeah, but it's again, it's this, the invitation of these people to me saying, hey, come lie with me for a little bit. And I'm like, I don't want to lie. This is like, not if we're already lying when we watch, we watch movies or delving into entertainment. Like I was just mentioning professional wrestling. But we get the lie now. I'm like, I'm looking around. What bothers me is like, oh man. Like you guys want this lie to proliferate a little bit further than I'm comfortable.
A
Yeah.
D
Like my kids, you want them to embody this and spout this later on to their friends, but then that becomes real. I'm not, I'm not interested in lying with you. And as a matter of fact, I find it offensive that you even proposed it.
A
Actually offensive, not feigning offense. That's been.
C
And it's fun to pretend. Don't get me wrong. I mean we all got to escape reality once in a While some people watch football, some people watch Netflix, whatever. But they're. They're making it this, like, top was saying, kind of like injecting it into the culture and making it a lie that everybody's comfortable with just pretending is real all the time.
B
And meanwhile, then they'll say that even talking about vaccine injury is spreading dangerous misinformation. So it's bullshit.
A
Yeah, yeah. You know, I like to be able to suspend my disbelief when I walk watch a work of fiction. And so it has to, like. It has to parallel reality enough that I don't see all the idiosyncrasies. Like, I was watching the Thunderbolts, which is a Marvel movie, and it's actually. Oh, no. Yeah, it was pretty decent. I said, oh, this is good. Good. They did something fun. They haven't done anything fun in. In a long time. So I said, I'll watch that movie that I know is going to be bad. A brave New world. It's with the one with like, the.
D
Red had that on before you came over.
A
It's not good. It's bad.
D
I couldn't watch it. Yeah, it's weird.
A
But they have, like, a replacement for Black Widow.
D
Don't do that.
A
I don't like that one. Can you change that one? They, they do a replacement for Black Widow. And, and, and she is. Dude, I'm telling you, she's 4 foot 10 and actually 90 pounds. Like, she is an incredibly tiny, childlike woman. And she is a Black Widow character. And at least when Scarlett Johansson, because she's proportionate to other human beings, did the things her stunt double, you know, whatever it looked, you go, okay, at least the body mechanics, you know, when she does that thing where she jumps up, wraps her legs around your head, spins around and then does the thing, you go like, oh, okay, yeah, sure, I'll allow it. You know, they had to CG the parts where, like, she picks dudes up and throws them around and stuff because it didn't make sense. Like, the mechanics weren't there. It was. It just wouldn't have been possible for somebody.
C
It's called physics.
D
Yeah, it's called physics, dude.
A
They, like, they used to be able to get a stunt double to just do the moves. Now they had to CG the moves because the physics weren't there. I'm like, why, why are you.
C
Why, why are you. Why, why the title of the show why are you gay?
A
Why the 90 pound, like, right now, they're like. They go, you know what? It's been great. John Wick's been great. Can we all agree John Wick's been great?
C
I. Oh, great. Classic.
D
My wife. My wife is like, anytime it's on, I'm putting it on. I'm watching it in its entirety.
A
Yeah.
D
And she's like, you gotta stop. I'm like, can't stop.
A
Can't stop. You know why?
D
Because it won't stop.
A
It's great.
D
It's great, dog.
A
You know what they're gonna stop doing?
D
Having a man having John Wick in it.
A
Yeah, I'm.
D
And you know what? I'm gonna watch it. I'm gonna watch it.
A
It's not gonna be.
D
I know it's gonna be bad, but, like, it's.
A
It's literally called the Ballerina.
D
Here's the thing, though.
A
Do you know what she is?
D
John Wick was so great.
A
It was great that it.
D
It had enough juice for me.
A
This has been the plan that I'm gonna watch it. Yeah. Now you're gonna be trans. That's what's gonna happen.
D
This is the plan.
A
They're like, there's a last percentage of the population that's still holding on to.
D
Max needs more woman representation.
A
I agree. What if we both became.
C
He's gonna be more trans.
A
The guys from the Matrix.
D
Well, you're halfway there, so.
A
Right. Well, no, A third of the way there, I have a miss. They took my testicle because of the cancer. Why are you okay? Why are you gay? Who's got that drop? That's you guys.
D
I love it. I need that one.
A
That's so good. I don't know. I. I think that what we should do is, the four of us here, we should just toss a towel, and let's all. Let's all just get gender inverted.
D
I was very confused.
C
It was the style of the time. You know, that. That meme with the old Simpson guy, he's like, yeah, so I cut my dick off. It was the style at the time.
A
Well, that's my thinking, is like, it's trendy.
D
Wait, but to the ballerina? I mean, that's a movie you're not even gonna watch just because it could be good. Dude. I don't know.
A
Well, I was gonna watch. I was gonna watch Fantastic Four because the Thunderbolts was good, and. And then now, apparently, it's just very gay. So all the reviews have come in, and it's just like, Pedro Pascal, LGBTQ ally. And I'm like. And. And, you know, I don't know if they injected any of that into the film. I was hoping for, for, you know, good times again. We haven't had good times in a long time. There's been no good movies.
D
No strong men.
C
No. It's slim pickings out there these days. The going back to what you're talking about with the. The cging. The. The physics of a 4 foot 10 chick. I had a great misogynistic joke. I. I laughed at it. Why are all the powerful boss bitches always in movies? Because fiction's the only place you can find it.
A
That's it.
C
Obviously, it's the only time you see it. I mean, besides Michelle Obama. She's a boss.
A
Well, she's got a huge.
C
But she's also a dude, so I.
D
Don'T want any problems. So that's coming from Joe.
A
Yeah, Joe said that.
D
That wasn't me.
A
And I'm just saying, if she does.
D
Have a big mic, please.
A
If he. If he. If she has a big dick.
D
Careful.
A
Exactly. It's probably a really nice one. You probably go, wow.
C
Well, it's black.
A
Should be in a Dunkin Donuts commercial. It's a beautiful.
D
Oh, it's a Christian show.
A
This is a Christian show.
C
We're trying family show.
D
Yeah.
A
You know, we talked to you guys and you guys, you know, you could. You. You guys are silly geese. And we just talked to XG and he's a silly goose. We just did two episodes back to back. We're like, people are gonna be mad at us.
D
Yeah. The episode before this, we're like, we're cleaning it up. Really show.
C
I'm fine with it. We've said way worse things. Don't worry about it.
A
Yeah. You know, we have to let the.
C
Let the keyboard trolls on YouTube do their thing. They're gonna do it. You could wear the wrong color of shirt and you're gonna hear about it on YouTube or wherever. Like, it doesn't matter.
D
Oh, no, they're mad. They're mad that we're not doing it anymore.
A
Yeah.
D
This is what they're mad about.
C
Oh, that you cleaned it up.
A
Well, yeah, because we do believe in Jesus and I don't know what his stance is on like making fun trans.
D
I mean, he probably thinks it's hilarious. You think so? No, here's the thing. There's like an old, old Personas where I'm like, do I gotta still do that? Like, I feel like in the community, I don't know if you guys, you guys aren't on Twitter, but in the Twitter community, people know who I am and they know what I've done in the lies that I've told people. And I'm like, do I need to still. Do I need to still do that?
A
Yeah.
D
Or can I just be like. Like, when they go, hey, how come you're not doing racial slurs? I. I can just go look at the work.
A
Yeah.
D
Do I still gotta, like, you know, does. Does Ric Flair still got to do his woo? No, he's. He's Ric Flair.
C
We know what, People change, too. I mean, come on. Like, we, we grow. You know, hopefully we evolve, whatever.
B
So sometimes we evolve, whatever.
A
Yeah, well, yeah.
C
And I always tell people, if you don't like how the show's evolved or grown, don't listen. You got choices out there.
A
You got quite a few. We've done that, too. In fact, we've built this entire thing off of telling people to.
D
Not to listen to it, not to listen.
A
They complain, we go, leave. You should leave. It's just like, you know, right. I have my, My, my convictions, and I just don't know, because sometimes people go, like, in the Bible, it says the words of your mouth, right? This is like a link. There's, like a thing about, you know. And I go, do you take that to mean swearing, or do you take that to me? Because I don't. I don't hate anybody, and I don't wish ill on anybody.
D
I don't really like Sydney Sweeney.
A
I hate her.
D
She's very beautiful. I wish her ill. Yeah, she's beautiful.
A
But, you know, is. Is there a difference there between, like, me saying, you know, fun words, cool words, and then, you know, me. Me wishing spiritual demise upon a person that seems to be really worse?
C
I think what Jesus meant was your intention. I don't think the actual words matter so much. It's just. It is mouth noises. People will debate me on that and say, no, every word you speak is casting a spell. And you can think whatever you want about it, but I think it's still the intention is what matters. And that's where. That's where it gets dicey, though, because there's intention and then there's perception and how people take your intention and you're like, no, my intention actually was to make a joke. They're like, but you nword. It's like, yes, but I wasn't saying that. You're white, first of all.
A
And also, they told me I couldn't say it. And I don't like that. I don't like.
D
And that's fun.
C
I can't say it's fun to say things. They say, we can't say.
B
So I think it's about intention, too. I think if you say, hey, you're a. That's not. Not something Jesus would want us to say. That chick's beautiful. I think he'd be okay with it because it's really just an adjective at that point or something.
C
Or like, America. Yeah. Like, I think Jesus would be down with that.
B
Yeah. But there is a group of people that took a word and decided that it's bad overall all the time. No matter when you say it, you can't say, even if it's saying something good about something.
A
Elohim says. Pretty sure the guy that was just on Unfiltered Rise was talking about NDS saying that certain shows are a bit vulgar.
D
I don't know either of what's Unfiltered Rise.
A
That's Heidi Love. We love Heidi Love. We did the.
C
The Mormon show with her.
A
Yeah, she just freaked out on us because we. We had Mormons on the show that came to rebut some of her points.
D
And, well, yeah, she explained the Mormonism thing to us, and we're like, that's crazy.
A
Fascinating. And it was great.
C
Yeah.
D
The underwear appreciated. Yeah, well, no, all that stuff is true.
A
That's just cool.
D
But, yeah, I was just like, we had other Mormons that watch, and they're like, hey, some of the things she said were inaccurate. So, like, oh, well, tell us. And then they told us that she was like, did not like that.
A
And she was very upset. She.
D
Yeah.
C
Did she rebut the rebuttal?
A
No, she just freaked out. She said she had to, like, she was hyperventilating, had to leave work. That's what she said. Yeah. And I felt bad. I like her. I'd like to invite her back on the show. Hey, Heidi.
D
I don't think she likes us now.
A
I like. I like Heidi, and I like how.
C
That comment said some shows are a bit vulgar. We have, I think, close to 400 shows that all of them are very vulgar. So if you're in any way offended by vulgarity, just skip our show. Thank you.
A
Yeah, well, I. I like. I like your show, and I. I hope you invite us back on it sometime soon. But I don't want to debate. They tried to get us into a bait. The debate. They said, come and. Come on the show. And we said, all right. And then they said, debate, jt And.
D
I said, he's way smarter than us.
A
You tried to get us, huh?
D
Setting us up for failure, man.
A
It's unbelievable.
C
I'll set it Back up.
B
It should be a fun debate. We did, we tried to have a flat earth debate on our show. Like we were the mediators. We were so excited because the two people that were coming on were both really cool and what we wanted was, we didn't want to see. You know, if you go on YouTube and look up any flat earth debate, they are just ad hominem attacking each other the entire time. You're stupid little bitch. Because the earth's round. Because they said show.
A
Okay, sweetie?
B
And they just get so mad.
C
You're just stupid.
B
Yeah. And so we were expecting these two people to be coherent adults.
D
Civil.
A
Yes.
B
And they weren't.
A
That's the thing is I, I really like JT and I consider him a friend. And, and I'm wearing his shirt right now. I'm wearing, I'm. Oh, there you go. Check that out.
D
Hey, nice.
A
And, and My thing is, J.T. would, would, you know, use things like fact and intellect and research and he would, you know, have sources that he would cite and I wouldn't. So five minutes into the show, I'd have to resort to insulting him. And I don't want to do that. I, I don't want to insult.
D
Hey.
C
Oh, you don't want to insult jt? It's like yelling at a little puppy.
A
Beautiful man. He should be in a. Yeah.
D
Why are you so handsome, huh?
A
Yeah, jt, he's got a great jawline. He should be in a Dunkin Donuts commercial. He's got great jeans. He's got great jeans. Listen guys, we're at the hour and 33 minute.
D
Mark.
A
I, I have to, to ask you a question. It's a very important question. And then we got to wrap up the show.
D
No, no.
A
Oh, are you guys having fun.
C
With, with yes, sir. Pointed at me? Yeah. I'm having the best time of my life, dude. Thank you.
A
Don't take that into consideration. That's got nothing to do with anything. Are you do, are you having fun? And you know, this whole thing that you're doing here, which is staring into the abyss and you know, having a gander, peeling back the, the, the, the, you know, the rubber mask and looking at the lizard person within. Are you having fun?
C
Yeah, because I, I mean we've stared into the abyss and the darker portions of some of this stuff and it's like, eh, you know what? Let's keep it light and funny. That's way more fun. I'm not going to do a seven part series on Dream of Chrome or, you know, any of that stuff, I don't know how much I can say about that, whether I'm going to get flagged for that. But no, a lot of people will dig into, you know, the real hardcore, and there's plenty of people out there that do hardcore research. Thank you for your work. That's great. That's just not us. So we're having fun because we like to skirt around and just do the fun stuff and make fun of things.
B
I think that's what life's all about. We're here, we came here, maybe on purpose, maybe we didn't, but we're here right now. So we have to. Even if something bad happens in your life, we try to look at it like with a twinge of humor if possible. It'll just be a funny story to tell later is a fun thing that we do.
C
I'll be on terrible happen and fart and laugh about it and then die. Like it's. Everything's gonna be funny to me all the time.
B
So if you live life with misery, it's just, you know, a miserable life. So we're not doing that.
A
The other day that farts aren't funny anymore. And I said, dude, lies are always funny, dude.
D
See?
C
Always funny made him laugh.
D
That's honest. That's just the honest laugh, dude.
A
I had somebody had like a near death experience. And I know it wasn't a near death experience, it was actually a psychedelics experience. And I just remember them saying, like, they were shown something about the nature of this whole experience. And whatever they were shown, it was very funny. Like they realized something about where we are and what we're doing. And they don't remember, you know, the, the epiphany, but they do remember the comedy of it. And he was left with this feeling that, like, when we go where we're going next, you're gonna look back at this like it was. It was kind of funny.
C
And I'm like, I believe that.
A
Yeah, yeah, that resonates with me somehow. I don't know how to explain it, but I agree with that. And I often ask the question if. If Jesus was funny. And nobody ever seems to answer that. Like the Bible, really? Never.
C
It's like the way he's framed is very stoic and serious. But I guarantee you he cranked out some farts and laughed about it. There's no way he was a human, right? At least half. At least half human.
B
He broke wind and broke bread with the people.
C
I mean, nobody ever talks about the size of the dumps Jesus took Like, that's true. He was a huge. He ate. He ate stuff. So he was definitely taking massive dumps. And nobody ever talks about that.
D
You're God in a human body. I assume that Elohim don't fart because they don't really. Probably don't have a digestive tract, but that's one of the first things that you'd want to try out. And then when you do it, you go, this is hilarious.
A
Yeah.
C
And you just also taking a shit first thing in the morning, one of the most glorious feelings. It's like you just started a new day. All right, now I can go do stuff.
A
You know, if you think about all those, like, seances they do where they take, like, a virgin and then they, like, plunge a dagger into their chest, and then what happens is a spirit, then. I really ever think about that constantly. And then. And then some sort of spirit, like an ancient, like a fallen angel or something from a. From a data realm and enters the body, and then it becomes their avatar for a time while they trounce about. You know, the first time they did that, and they found out that that body farted, and then they were like, oh, and then they smelled it. Like, that was probably you.
D
You've got to be kidding me.
A
This is a death fart the best. Oh, yeah. Like a death fart.
D
Yeah.
A
Well, actually, when you stab people in the chest, they really. So when they come with you. Yeah.
B
When you die, you evacuate your.
A
Evacuate your bowels. Yeah.
C
Can you imagine being a forensic person, like, investigating murders, and the first thing you smell is, like, every time. Not the rotting body first, because that takes a couple days. First thing, it just smells like someone took a dump. Because they did. Yeah.
B
They always put something over their face because they're trying not to smell the poop. No big.
D
Yeah, dude. You go in. I mean, it's the most hilarious job in the world, right? Just farts. Constant, constant farts.
A
Yeah, I gotta.
D
Great.
B
You just go in and fart first to try to match them to dominance.
A
Yeah, yeah. You gotta go in after Taco Bell.
D
Oh, we didn't even talk about the blast stuff, but that's a whole nother thing.
C
Oh, dude. Yeah, we'll have to circle back like Jen Psaki on that because I just saw that. The Midnight Blaster. Midnight Baja, the new one.
A
That's what I call it.
D
Let's do quick, like, couple minutes on it. But.
A
Okay.
D
What is. Because we. We covered a little bit on the last show.
A
What a Christian show?
C
I don't know. A Whole lot about it. I just know that the Maui. The Maui one happened right now. He burst. Yeah. And then the Baja blast, I think was before a hurricane, maybe. I. I just know that they're associated with certain events that go on. So what's your thoughts on this, this new one coming out?
A
I think they're gonna kill us with Mountain Dew. I think it's.
C
But it has something to do with Midnight.
B
I think they're already killing people with Mountain Dew.
A
Slowly. Well, on the last show that we just did, we were speculating diarrhea.
D
It all has to do with Taco Bell. Diarrhea farts. Which is. Which is hilarious.
A
Yeah. Honestly, that's how the world goes out. And I would whisper, laughing fart.
C
Yes, but with a diarrhea blast.
A
With a diarrhea blast. You know, we were speculating that it might have something to do with the Doomsday Clock, which you did. You still didn't look up the proper. You gave me the thing from 20 episode. Can you actually look up what the doomsday Clock is at now as of 2025? Because, you know, I don't know if you guys know this, but if this. If this fictional conceptual clock strikes midnight.
D
2023, we were eight minutes to midnight. Meaning, like.
C
Oh, they. They moved it back, didn't they?
D
Did. Can you do that with a clock? Is that legal?
C
No.
D
I mean, yeah.
C
I heard somebody talking about that exact thing the other day about how they've never liked, extended the time.
A
This is 2025. It is now. You know when it was 2023, do you remember how many seconds it was like 30 years. It was night. It was 90 seconds.
D
Yeah.
A
Now we're closer than we've ever been, historically.
D
33 seconds.
A
Illuminati. No, 89 seconds. So one second. We beat that by one second, which is arbitrary movement of a second.
C
Took two years to move a second.
A
And move just one second. Yeah. 2024. Humanity edge ever closer to a catastrophe. Trends that have deeply concerned the Science and Security Board continued. And despite unmistakable signs of danger, national leaders and their societies have failed to do what is needed to change the course. Consequentially, we now move the doomsday clock from 90 seconds to 89 seconds to midnight, the closest it has ever been.
D
Well, that's what I think. This is what I think the Mountain Dew thing. Mountain Dew. Psyop, the new purple drink is about. It's. It's something to do with the nuclear bomb somebody had sent me. Something about what's happening in Iran. Apparently I think yesterday or this early this week, we did like a overnight covert bombing of another one of their nuclear facilities with that.
A
As we should that.
D
As we should of that triangle thing that they have. Illuminati confirmed the triangle airplane.
C
Someone's gonna screenshot that.
D
Oh, whatever.
A
Oh, that.
D
Screenshot. Whatever. You want to do the f. I mean, two, three. We're gonna do the things. Yeah.
C
Oh, yeah. You guys already did that anyway, huh? So.
D
Yeah, all good. Whatever. We just. I mean, we just need the money. Now. We've done all the signs.
A
I don't know which sign gets us money.
D
Send me checks, but yeah, I think it has something to do with that.
A
Now.
D
Now we're going to be moving into some sort of nuclear fallout stuff. And you know, nuclear stuff could be fake as well, so.
C
Which.
A
Yeah. Bomb some things.
C
That's a different.
A
What do you guys think? Do you guys think.
C
So that is real. That is a whole show in itself, actually. Not really. I just don't think they exist as described. Do we have big bombs? Yeah, but the, the nuclear fallout or whatever. Whatever. Nagasaki, Hiroshima. People never stop living there, so.
A
Well, you know, it's interesting. It. We. We bombed Hiroshima. Now they have cat boys. So.
D
Yeah, now they're.
A
And you don't believe in nukes. Why. Why are all those cat boys running around?
C
Japan is a weird place. They have some weird things. So maybe the radiactive radioactive.
B
The radiation and Fukushima melted down too, right?
A
Maybe if you have another one Geiger counter, you can see it's a radioactive.
D
I. I think that the, the reaction or the, the fallout of a nuke is not like necessarily like you grow three heads. I think it's like there's a section in Japan where they embrace like cholo society and activity. They have low riders. They all dress like Mexicans with face tattoos. Yeah, they're exactly with the, you know, the, the button up all the way to the top like this. And I'm like, this is because we nuked them.
A
Yeah.
D
Like half the place is like half they're dressing like animals and furries. The other half, they're Mexicans.
A
If that's your choice, I would take the. The Mexican cholo, the chingolos.
D
It's interesting. I mean, it's interesting nonetheless.
A
I like our audience. Anthony B. Says rapture is real. Feast of trumpets, September 22nd to the 23rd. You heard it here first, guys.
C
Well, you know, anytime somebody sets a date, it's always correct. So. All right, mark your calendars. Well, you got a month.
A
There's Been a date selected, or at least a general date selected, which is November. I don't know if you guys have been seeing this. I guess. I guess we're just gonna keep doing this show. Is that NASA? NASA has said that a large hostile craft.
B
Oh, Three Eye Atlas.
A
Yeah, yeah, there we go.
C
I'm surprised we didn't get to that till now.
B
No, it's so funny to see it because everyone who comes to our house is like, have you guys seen this? The scientist, Avi Loeb. I'm like, fuck that guy. That guy all day.
A
Isn't it strange that they've attributed malice to this space body that they can observe so far away that it's gonna. It's gonna be here at number one? They're going. It's moving several trillion miles per hour. Which I go, probably not. And then they go. And when they get here, it's. It's not happy. It's not gonna be happy. And it's coming here. What? I mean, do you guys think that it's. It's coming here? And if it is coming here, do. Do you think it's happening?
C
We talked about this, my buddy last night. I think it's one of those things that. That we're gonna forget about in six months and then be like, oh, yeah, I remember that Three Eye Atlas thing. They warned us about and tried to get us all fearful about.
B
It's something that they can easily project fear onto the masses with because we don't know anything about it. They can say it's this many trillion miles away, which is also very close when it comes to the. Okay, we're not, you know, we're not well versed in that science, but it doesn't sound scary to me. And if it is, it won't fucking matter. Well, I'll be dead.
C
Well. And yeah, it's funny to see dead or slaves. All the science that is. I just said this to Nate last night, too, is it's all theories stacked on theories stacked on theories. And then they're saying this is what's true. But what they're looking at through their telescope is this little blurry, pixelated dot. And they're like, see that it's going to be here in December.
B
It's probably afraid of it. Like, okay, around Christmas time, don't even have Christmas dinner with your family. Just huddle in the basement and worry about Three Eye Atlas.
A
This guy's a faggot. Aren't you concerned that.
D
That'S not how you say it?
B
Yeah, that was the one that came before this one. That was the two eye, whatever, 2017.
A
And it was obviously a scout. That's what they told us. It was scouting us, obviously. And now the. The fruits of its labor are. Are coming to bear in. In November. You guys seem unconcerned.
C
Very, very.
B
I don't think it's gonna matter. I mean, I'll. I'll worry about it when I'm in an alien prison and they're eating my energy.
C
I guess I'm never gonna.
B
And then I'll laugh about it when I die and hop out of the video game that we're in right now. I'll be like, oh, that was a crazy way to go.
C
Oh, I made it that many years.
B
Put another quarter and go again. This time I want to be. Yeah, yeah.
C
No, Very unconcerned. I figure if it comes here to destroy us, we'll. We'll find out soon enough anyway, so why worry about it? If it comes here to save us, then it. Why worry about it? See, there's nothing to worry about, people.
A
I just wonder, like, if. If it saves us, like, what are you gonna say me from I'm going to die anyway?
C
Well, some people from all these Nazi jean commercials, obviously.
A
What if it's New Jerusalem?
D
Yeah, they think it's.
A
You guys think about that.
D
New Jerusalem is described as a city, a floating city in the sky that has characteristics of a rainbow. And this thing, when you see it, it's kind of like a rainbow. I don't know.
A
What do you think about.
C
I guess if we. If it gets close enough, we can see their insignia. And it's a. A Star of David. Run. Go to Mars.
D
Like, we were wrong.
C
One shows up with a swastika, though, and everyone's like, yay, they're here to save us.
A
Well, that's it. By the time they get here, we'll be looking for Hitler. He'll. He'll have, you know, reemerged on. On, I guess, whatever this new thing is. I'm surprised we haven't given it a name. I mean, we saw that thing. What is it? Three. Atlas.
D
Atlas.
A
Atlas. That's interesting. Three Eye Atlas. I wonder if there's something.
D
Yeah, Atlas is the.
C
There's got to be something to the name because they keep saying it.
A
That means. That means Scout. So they named it right off the bat. They were like, you see that thing right there? That thing? We're gonna call it Scout, but we're gonna call it in.
C
In Hawaiian or whatever it is.
A
What's the actual terminology? For Hawaiians. They're Polynesians. Right. So. So we're gonna name it that in Polynese, and. Nope. And they decided that immediately. And. And then this one we've given not the word Polynese.
D
That's all right.
A
Yeah.
C
Well, Polynesian.
D
Well, this Polynesian Atlas. Atlas is the guy that carries the world on his back. He's like half man, half God that carries the. He holds the world on his back. So I don't. I don't necessarily know why or what they're trying to symbolize with that. I'm sure it's just more nonsense.
A
I don't know, man. I'm worried.
C
That's almost one of the only things I'm sure of these days is it's a lot of nonsense. I'm usually right, too, on that.
A
Well, the joke's gonna be back on you come November. And. And, you know, I hope so. We'd like to have you guys on as. As the. We get lasered to death will just be. How could you guys have steered us so wrong? And. And may God have mercy on your souls.
C
I like it. No, we'll get you guys back on.
A
Yeah.
C
In the next month or so, we can kind of see if there's any, you know, new things with Three Eye Atlas or any of these other things. I'm sure there's gonna be, like, 10 things that happen in the next month that people are gonna be talking about. We can just pick one and run with it.
B
We should do our next Planet Retard with them.
C
I'm bringing my gun next time.
D
Oh, thanks. That's high praise. She's like, these guys seem retarded idiots on.
B
No, no. That's a fun show that we have. We have. Have guests on that show, and we just. You look up the craziest news articles you can find and then just talk about them on the show. And it can be anything.
C
Pro tip. They're not hard to find.
B
No, we. And a lot of them are written by AI, but. Joe, what was the one you picked that was. It was like a camel. A camel beauty pageant that they had in some Middle Eastern country. We talked about that. Yeah. No, it was real. It was a real thing, I think. I don't know. It looked pretty real. Okay. No, it's. We just have a good time and just talk about these articles and either, you know, rip them to shreds or pretend they're totally true and then live my life according.
D
Camel.
A
What makes a beautiful.
B
The lips. It's the lips.
C
The humps. Is it the lips, the lovely lady lumps.
D
It's crazy. I've got to end the episode. But I mean, like.
A
But no, please, no.
D
Because I always wonder when they look at the dogs, like, they're like, that dog's hot. Like, they. Yeah, something about my dog's beautiful. He's like a pure right.
A
But somebody with the. Right. With the correct eye would go, disgusting. Or they go, no, dude, definitely hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
C
I'd fuck that dog.
B
That's a symmetrically faced dog.
A
Is it? Maybe it's the symmetry. If you look at the camel, when you go that. That camel looks a lot like Jason.
D
It always perplexed me. Like, I understand the agility. They'd be like, this dog was the fastest, right?
A
Oh, yeah, that's obvious.
D
Was they like this one?
A
This is the most fuckable dog.
D
No, I don't know if it's about the sexual proclivity of the dog. It's something.
C
This dog has great.
B
This dog has great genes.
A
All right, that's it. That's it. There it is. Is. That's it. Where.
D
Where can they find.
A
Where can they find you for more zingers?
C
Literally anywhere. Google legit bat. You don't need a link, you lazy. Just Google it yourself. Okay? You pours.
A
Wow.
D
It might be on here. It might be at the link below, or it just might be wherever.
A
Guys, thank you for joining us on our Christian show.
C
Oh, yes. God bless and keep you and let his light shine upon you, my brother.
B
Whatever.
A
Thank you, guys.
D
Thank you. We're trying, guys. We're trying, guys. Until tomorrow, don't forget to obey, submit and comply. We'll see.
A
The greatest hypnotist on planet Earth is.
D
A oblong box in the corner of the room. It is constantly telling us what to believe is real. You can persuade that what they see with their eyes is what there is to see. Because they'll laugh in the face of.
A
An explanation that portrays the bigger picture of.
D
And they.
Release Date: August 21, 2025
Hosts: David Lee Corbo (Raven), TopLobsta
Guests: Joe & Jen from Legit Bat
In this irreverent, rapid-fire episode, Raven and TopLobsta welcome Joe and Jen of Legit Bat for a wide-ranging discussion blending biblical conspiracy theory, pop culture, and absurd social commentary. The quartet riff on everything from shape-shifting lizard people and radioactive portals to corporate race-baiting, cloning conspiracies, NPC theory, and the hypnotic effects of modern media. With dark humor and a self-aware, schizo-leaning tone, the conversation never lingers far from the idea that most of society is under a spell—willing or not.
Nephilim Death Squad Episode 198 blends biting satire, good-natured irreverence, and sharp cultural observation to show how conspiratorial thought has both grown up and become, paradoxically, part of mainstream digital culture. Whether dissecting corporate social programming, contemplating clones and shapeshifters, or lampooning the “end of days,” the hosts and their guests insist that the only effective antidote to societal hypnosis is laughter, humility, and camaraderie—even while staring down the abyss.