Child 2 (2:34)

I told you already, like two times.

Host (2:37)

Oh, okay. So still tell them. You tell them. You can introduce it. It's fine. They want to hear what you got to say. You want to do a podcast? Let's do it.

Child 1 (2:46)

Okay.

Host (2:47)

All right, so what are we talking about today?

Child 1 (2:50)

Death Angel.

Host (2:52)

The Death Angel. Where did you even hear about this from church? From church? What did they. What did they tell you about the death angel at church?

Child 1 (3:06)

There's a lot of questions.

Host (3:09)

There's a lot of questions with it. Well, what did you hear about it? I need to. I need to know what they taught you so I know if it's true or not. Or at least if it's a long time ago. Dad, how long ago do they tell you about this?

Child 1 (3:22)

It was just like. Was like, true a long time ago.

Host (3:28)

It was true. So the death angel was true a long time ago. Does this exist?

Child 1 (3:32)

Yes, it does.

Host (3:33)

It's still real now?

Child 1 (3:35)

No.

Host (3:35)

You think the death angel is gone now?

Child 1 (3:38)

I think he's dead.

Host (3:39)

You think he's dead?

Child 1 (3:41)

Yeah.

Host (3:41)

I don't know if angels can die. Maybe the chat would know because.

Child 2 (3:45)

Because he's a death angel.

Host (3:49)

Oh, so you think he died because he's a death angel?

Child 1 (3:51)

Well.

Child 2 (3:52)

Well, he might be dead because he kills people.

Host (3:57)

Yeah, that's part of what he does. Do you know why? Hey.

Child 1 (4:03)

Because he's on the evil side.

Host (4:06)

No. Did the church tell you that he was evil?

Child 1 (4:13)

Killing is evil.

Host (4:15)

Yeah, killing is evil, but he's not really killing. He's just in charge of death. Do you know what death is? What does it mean?

Child 1 (4:28)

I have no idea. Oh, my. Oh, boy. Hi.

Host (4:34)

Hey. Don't worry about that. What do you think? What do you think death means? Do you know anybody that died?

Child 1 (4:47)

No.

Host (4:48)

You don't?

Child 1 (4:49)

Some people.

Host (4:50)

What about your dog?

Child 1 (4:52)

Oh, gone. Up, up, up.

Host (4:55)

You went to heaven.

Child 1 (4:56)

Yep.

Child 2 (4:57)

I don't want to talk about that right now.

Host (4:59)

All right, so you wanted to talk about the death angel, so we have to talk about it.

Child 1 (5:03)

A dog is not a real angel here.

Host (5:07)

That is true, but what happened to the dog is what happens to people. Sometimes people die. Did you know that?

Child 1 (5:16)

Now he's up in heaven. Have wings.

Host (5:19)

Yeah.

Child 2 (5:21)

Okay.

Host (5:24)

Okay. All right. Oh, look. Nancy says hi to you. Yeah. No, a different person. This is Nancy. You say hi to Nancy.

Child 1 (5:32)

Hi.

Host (5:33)

Okay, so if we're going to talk about the death angel, we have to understand what death even is. So do you want me to explain it to you? Okay. Everybody has a body, right? You have your body. Your body can be hurt, right? And when you get older, or if there's an accident or something happens, your body doesn't work anymore, and that's that. And they call that death. When you're just. When your body doesn't work anymore, but you still have a soul, right? And a spirit goes up, it goes up. Sometimes you Think souls can go up or sometimes souls can go down. Right?

Child 1 (6:18)

It goes up, not down.

Host (6:20)

What if you're really bad?

Child 1 (6:23)

It goes.

Host (6:26)

It goes to the right. Okay, that's interesting. I never thought about it that way. Yeah. So souls will go one way or the other. If they're good, they're bad. They go somewhere.

Child 2 (6:38)

But yeah, because.

Child 1 (6:39)

Because if they're bad, they're just like drop into lava. Never dies.

Host (6:44)

And they never die.

Child 1 (6:46)

Melting down and body like a candle.

Host (6:50)

Wow. Hey, look, they put in cats in the chat. Look at the dancing cats. How cool is that?

Child 1 (6:54)

Oh, my goodness. Looks like a butt.

Host (6:56)

Yeah, they like this conversation. All right, what are they. What are they saying? Let's. So they're saying that you're smart. They're saying that there's a fork in the road.

Child 1 (7:06)

There's no fork in the road.

Host (7:07)

There's no fork. You know what that means? A fork in the road? When you're going in the road, it means, like, you can. It splits. You can go this way or that way. That's a fork in the road. It's not really like a fork. You never heard that?

Child 1 (7:21)

I never saw that.

Host (7:22)

Never saw that.

Child 2 (7:23)

It's not here.

Host (7:25)

It's not. Not in Florida. Yeah. These people are crazy. Maybe they're putting forks in the floor, but.

Child 2 (7:31)

What.

Host (7:32)

They want you to talk a little closer to the mic because they can't hear you. All right. Okay, so let's talk about. We're talking about death. This is what you wanted to talk about, right?

Child 2 (7:43)

Yes.

Host (7:43)

Okay, so this is what we're talking about here. So death is when your body doesn't work anymore.

Child 2 (7:49)

That's what you told me all over again.

Host (7:51)

I. I'm. I'm explaining it to you. I want to make sure that you understand so that way we can move on properly with the show. Okay. Is that okay? Okay, so death means your body goes up in there. No, your body stays here. Yeah, but your spirit goes up in there. That's right. So your spirit separates from your body. That's kind of what death means. You understand? So, yeah, but when people killing is bad and stuff like that, we don't kill, don't do any stuff like that. So. Right. We. You don't kill anybody. Right. Good. Don't make that a habit.

Child 1 (8:30)

Oh, my goodness.

Host (8:32)

They like you better than David. They said that you're already better. A better co host than David.

Child 2 (8:37)

What?

Host (8:38)

Yeah.

Child 2 (8:39)

I wasn't even here for like, I.

Child 1 (8:43)

Don'T know, like, days.

Host (8:45)

Yeah, you haven't even been here for days. We did like, we've done hundreds of episodes. They don't really like David.

Child 1 (8:50)

What?

Host (8:51)

Yeah, talking to the microphone, though, so that way they can hear you. Okay. All right. So now that we understand sort of what death is like, so Brody. Let's explain. Brody. Brody was sick, right? His body wasn't working good.

Child 2 (9:05)

I know the whole story.

Host (9:06)

So tell them the story. They don't know the story.

Child 1 (9:11)

Who else knows it?

Host (9:13)

Me, you? People here know it. But tell them the story so they can figure it out. They're trying to learn with us. So tell them.

Child 1 (9:21)

So this will happen. So what happened in the first place?

Host (9:28)

What do you mean?

Child 1 (9:29)

How did, like, bro, they get sick?

Host (9:32)

I don't know. Brody had some kind of sickness with his heart because he. He was just getting old.

Child 1 (9:47)

Then one day, like, one day I was sleeping over my grandpa's house, and then. And then when I came home, it.

Child 2 (9:57)

Was my friend's birthday, and then my dog went buried up into the ground like himself.

Child 1 (10:05)

Went up into heaven?

Host (10:08)

Yeah. Yeah. It was sad.

Child 1 (10:10)

I was, like, crying.

Child 2 (10:12)

Why? Why were you sitting at the back?

Host (10:15)

Who was in the back?

Child 2 (10:16)

You.

Host (10:17)

What do you mean?

Child 2 (10:18)

He was in the back of the car.

Child 1 (10:21)

When. When Brody was gone.

Host (10:24)

Oh, yeah. I had to go with Brody. I had to bring him because he had to meet.

Child 2 (10:30)

No, no, no. I, I. I mean, like, like in me and Oliver and you, we. Why would you sit at the back?

Host (10:39)

Oh, because Brody was not doing good, so I sat in the back with him.

Child 2 (10:43)

No, no, no. I. I mean, like. I mean, like, you were sitting at the back.

Child 1 (10:49)

When?

Child 2 (10:50)

When I, like, was sitting at the back, and I was sitting at the back, and you were sitting in the middle.

Host (10:58)

I don't know.

Child 2 (10:59)

At the back.

Host (11:00)

I don't remember that.

Child 2 (11:01)

I remember it.

Host (11:03)

Okay. I think we're getting a little bit off track here. Anyway, Brody. Brody's. His body wasn't working anymore, so he had to go. And the death angel takes him. He takes his body or he helps him separate his body from his spirit.

Child 2 (11:21)

So now where is he? Yeah, talking to the mic now where is he?

Host (11:26)

Brody?

Child 2 (11:27)

No, I mean the deaf angel.

Host (11:29)

I don't know. He's around.

Child 2 (11:31)

He does stuff, but I think he's in another country, like, making people.

Host (11:39)

Yeah, I think. Well, I think he goes all over the place, and I think that there's more than one death angel. There might.

Child 2 (11:46)

I think there's, like, 100 of them.

Host (11:48)

There could be a lot. So a death angel is. It's not really a.

Child 2 (11:55)

Not really a person.

Host (11:57)

He's not a person. It's a. It's an angel.

Child 2 (12:00)

But it's deaf.

Host (12:01)

Well, his job. His. His job is deaf. Some angels job is messenger. They give messengers messages. Like us or to us. Yeah. Like, do you remember the story about Jesus where the angel came down to his mother and they. And angel told her that she was going to have a baby from God and he'd be called Jesus?

Child 2 (12:23)

I know that story.

Host (12:25)

Yeah. Yeah. So that angel's job is to give a mess a message. Like Willow. Willow is a. He used to be. Where did he used to work? The mailman. Right. So his job was a mailman. You see? So some angel's job is like the mailman and some angel's job. Do you know that there's an angel that controls the air? An angel that controls the sea? You didn't know that? Yeah, ask them. They'll tell you. They know what's up. See, look. They're saying. Yep, that's right. That's right. They said this is a. This sounds like a normal episode of Nephilim death squad to them. And it kind of is. We're just a little bit watered down.

Child 2 (13:07)

Who's knocking at the door?

Host (13:10)

That's you knocking out. Hitting your leg on that thing?

Child 1 (13:13)

No, I. I'm not. Not hidden like that.

Host (13:16)

Do you know the name of the angel that gave the message to. To Jesus's mother? No. His name was Gabriel. You don't remember that?

Child 1 (13:26)

I think I know it.

Host (13:27)

You remember now? Okay, so the death angel is. He's not a bad guy. He's not bad.

Child 1 (13:35)

He like people.

Host (13:37)

Yeah, he just. He has a job.

Child 1 (13:39)

And.

Host (13:40)

And his job is to help people separate from their bodies. And God tells them. God tells him to do it. Did you know that?

Child 1 (13:49)

No.

Child 2 (13:50)

At all?

Host (13:51)

Yeah.

Child 2 (13:51)

Why this.

Host (13:52)

Okay, you hear yourself good now?

Child 1 (13:55)

Yeah.

Child 2 (13:56)

Oh, man.

Host (13:57)

What. What story did you hear the death angel in?

Child 2 (14:00)

It's not a story. It's like from church and I saw. I hear it.

Host (14:07)

What did they. Yeah, but what did they say about him?

Child 2 (14:09)

Is this. He said him name.

Host (14:11)

That's all that the angel of death was around. Is that the one they told you the story where they put the. The blood on the. On the door? Is that the story so that the angel of death would pass over?

Child 1 (14:25)

It's the same name.

Host (14:27)

Yeah. That's the story. That's the story of Passover. I think that just happened now, right, guys? It's Passover. Was that recently or is that.

Child 2 (14:33)

It was a long time ago. Okay? It's gone. The deaf angel's gone.

Host (14:37)

Well, he's not Doing that job anymore. But God sent him to do the. That job, to collect the. What was he taking? He was taking babies, right?

Child 2 (14:45)

Why is he taking babies now?

Host (14:48)

Well, in that story, he was taking babies because Pharaoh wouldn't let the.

Child 2 (14:53)

Oh, yeah, yeah. I remember that.

Host (14:55)

He wouldn't let the people go. And he told him he's. We're going to send plagues. Do you know what a plague is? Like, the frogs, remember, the frogs came, and then the bugs came, and then I think he turned the water into blood. It was all kinds of, like, bad stuff he was sending to Egypt because he told him that you got to let the people go.

Child 2 (15:14)

And I. I remember just like, like that same man.

Child 1 (15:20)

Don't, Don't. Don't, like, let the babies live because.

Child 2 (15:25)

Because if the.

Child 1 (15:26)

They're grown to, like, big mans, and then.

Child 2 (15:30)

And then they will build a house.

Child 1 (15:32)

Like anything, and then he doesn't want them to do it.

Host (15:37)

Yeah, yeah. Do you know who the jays are? Never mind. When you get older. So that's what happened. So God told them, let the Jews go. Let the Hebrews go. They weren't Jews. Jew is a new word. Do you know that? You ever heard that word?

Child 1 (15:56)

I think so.

Host (15:57)

What did. What do they say in. In church? Do they say Jewish or do they say Hebrew? Hebrew. That's the correct word. Yeah, yeah. Jewish is more recent. You know what that means? Recent? Like, Like.

Child 1 (16:13)

Like a.

Host (16:15)

No, like. Like it was. It's. It's a newer word, you understand? But Hebrew is an old, old, old word. So there's a difference between these things. They wanted me to tell you what happens to the jays when they died. I can't say it. It's maybe for the next couple of podcasts. What's up? You have more questions?

Child 1 (16:35)

I have something to tell you.

Host (16:38)

Oh, what is it? Oh, okay. We're at that point in the. In the show. We're 15 minutes in, so she wants to show you guys something. Go ahead, Go ahead, show them.

Child 1 (16:55)

Why is this little surprise is on this side.

Host (16:59)

You got to talk into the microphone so they can. Okay.

Child 1 (17:04)

Dad, you want to grab it and take it out?

Host (17:07)

No, no, go ahead.

Child 1 (17:10)

I'm scared. What does he have here?

Host (17:14)

Go ahead, talk into it.

Child 2 (17:16)

I'm scared, dad.

Host (17:18)

There they go. Okay. Show you the new baby. All right, guys, they want to get back. They're asking for us to get back to the conversation.

Child 2 (17:25)

Fine, I'll put it down.

Host (17:27)

Okay. No, you can put it behind you again. Put her. Put her on the seat. Okay, Back to the conversation. So the angel. Oh, my goodness. You're falling apart here. Okay, very good, very good. The angel of Death is still what we're talking about, right?

Child 1 (17:45)

Yeah.

Host (17:46)

Okay, so the angel of Death is not a bad guy. That's number one. Number two.

Child 2 (17:52)

But he used to be a bad guy.

Host (17:54)

No, he does. He just does stuff that sometimes you. You think is bad, but he's just doing what God said to do.

Child 1 (18:02)

Please don't kill anybody.

Host (18:04)

But what if those people were being super mean?

Child 1 (18:07)

Kill them.

Host (18:08)

Then you. Then you got to kill them. Don't.

Child 2 (18:11)

But I'm not being mean. I'm not being mean.

Host (18:15)

No, no. It's not that those people were being mean. It's that they weren't listening to God.

Child 1 (18:20)

I know.

Host (18:20)

They were really. And they were. They were against God. Did you know that? Yeah, the Egyptian people did. You didn't know that?

Child 2 (18:30)

Why the thing so ly.

Host (18:35)

Oh, yeah, yeah. I gave you the itchy headphones.

Child 2 (18:40)

No, it was not the itchy. The mask.

Host (18:45)

Oh, the mask is itchy. I know, but we're using it to conceal your identity so that way these people don't see you.

Child 2 (18:50)

Why?

Host (18:51)

Because if they see you, then they might try to steal you. I know.

Child 1 (18:56)

I'm gonna do it.

Host (18:57)

Yeah, I don't really trust you. All right, if they steal you, then you can all come back here. I wouldn't do it if I was you. All right, so we. Now we're talking about the angel of Death. Do you have any other questions about this angel?

Child 1 (19:11)

What does he eat?

Host (19:14)

What does the angel of Death eat?

Child 2 (19:16)

I think he eats blood.

Host (19:18)

You think he eats blood?

Child 1 (19:19)

Yeah, because. Because I know he kills.

Child 2 (19:22)

He might eat the blood of anybody that doesn't like.

Child 1 (19:28)

Like God. He might eat it.

Host (19:31)

You know what I think? Yeah. Some people said souls. You know what that is? Like their souls. You eat the. Eat their souls.

Child 2 (19:40)

Ew, that's disgusting.

Host (19:42)

I think if an angel eats blood or if the angel eats souls, then they. Then they would become a fallen angel.

Child 2 (19:49)

I think he would turn into a zombie.

Host (19:52)

Yeah, it's kind of like the same thing.

Child 2 (19:54)

Yeah, but. But if he eats brains, I know he going to turn into a zombie.

Host (20:00)

Where did you learn that?

Child 1 (20:01)

Angel, zombie? I don't know.

Host (20:03)

You just hearing that. You just making stuff up now.

Child 2 (20:06)

The zombies eat brains.

Host (20:08)

They do. That is very true. So anyway, if. If he would have eaten. If he eats blood, I think if he eats blood, that's like a sacrifice. And if he does that. Yeah, I know it's bad. That's a human sacrifice or. Where do we hear that word from. That was from, like, Moana or something. They're talking about Moana 1. Yeah. Here. Talking to the mic.

Child 2 (20:31)

Okay.

Host (20:32)

All right.

Child 2 (20:32)

Just poke the microphone out and just hold it.

Host (20:36)

Yeah, no, don't hold it. Just talk right into it. Look, talk into that circle.

Child 2 (20:40)

I am. I don't hear myself.

Host (20:42)

We like Moana, right? That's like a fun one to watch.

Child 2 (20:45)

But. But I like something better. I like on the moon.

Host (20:49)

That one is very esoteric as well. You know what esoteric means? You don't know?

Child 2 (20:58)

I don't know everything. Like grown ups. I'm just a little kid.

Host (21:02)

Esoteric means, like, it has a lot of hidden messages in it.

Child 2 (21:06)

Hidden?

Host (21:08)

Yeah, things that they don't tell you. All right, so here. Here's a good example. It's a regular movie. Although I think in the beginning the mom dies, right?

Child 2 (21:19)

Yeah. Because. Because, like, it was like the kid was growing up and then. And then her, like, holds her head.

Child 1 (21:26)

For a minute because it was like, sick. Like Frozen.

Host (21:30)

Yeah. It was really sad.

Child 2 (21:31)

And then I was like, lonely for like four days.

Child 1 (21:36)

And then her cut her hair.

Host (21:38)

Yeah. And then. So. So now the daughter has to go. She's gonna go to the moon, right? What is she going to the moon for?

Child 1 (21:44)

To meet Jonah.

Host (21:46)

Yeah. She has to go meet somebody at the moon for some reason.

Child 2 (21:50)

Yeah, because. Because the same thing happened with her mom.

Host (21:55)

That's right. Yeah. Yeah, she could. Because she lost her husband and. And there.

Child 2 (22:00)

No.

Host (22:01)

Yeah.

Child 1 (22:03)

No.

Host (22:03)

Isn't it Shangha Chang?

Child 2 (22:05)

No, no, That's a girl's name.

Host (22:07)

Yeah, they're girls. They're both girls.

Child 2 (22:11)

No, this boy.

Host (22:12)

Oh, her brother.

Child 2 (22:13)

No.

Host (22:15)

Are we talking about the same movie? Okay, number one. Do you think we could even. Do you think we can go to the moon? This is a good question.

Child 1 (22:24)

Yes.

Host (22:25)

Rocket with a rocket. Do you think we've. We've gone to the moon before?

Child 1 (22:29)

No.

Host (22:30)

Why not?

Child 2 (22:34)

I last. Like, somebody went to the moon.

Host (22:37)

You think somebody went. Yeah, maybe. I don't think so, though. But anyway, so now they're there. This movie is about her going to the moon. And when she goes and she takes a rocket and she shoots it up.

Child 2 (22:50)

Yeah. Then. And then, like, then. And then her annoying brother comes. That. That not. Is her really true brother her stepbrother.

Host (23:03)

Or. Right or. Yes. I'm like. I guess it was her stepbrother. And then the rocket.

Child 1 (23:09)

And then the rocket goes down because he weighs too much weight.

Host (23:13)

Go ahead. Talking to the mic so I can hear you.

Child 2 (23:15)

I keep doing it.

Host (23:17)

Yeah. It's okay. You gotta get used to it. Okay, so the rocket goes down, but something saves them. What saves them?

Child 2 (23:23)

Like, it's like aliens. I don't know.

Child 1 (23:26)

It's green things.

Host (23:28)

No, it's not the alien ship. You don't remember? It's like lions with wings.

Child 2 (23:32)

No, no, it was like. It's like pull them back up.

Child 1 (23:35)

Like.

Child 2 (23:36)

Like the rocket. Like a green thing pulls the rocket set up and I don't know what.

Host (23:41)

That is, but who takes them to the moon?

Child 2 (23:46)

It's like a dragon, but it's a tiger.

Host (23:49)

Yeah, a dragon. Tiger with wings. Right.

Child 2 (23:51)

I think it's like a lion.

Child 1 (23:53)

I don't know.

Host (23:53)

Yeah, there's two of them. It's very weird. They put this stuff they put in.

Child 2 (23:58)

The movie and it's confusing.

Host (24:00)

It's that. That part confuses you, huh?

Child 1 (24:04)

Why are my teeth so, like, wiggly?

Host (24:06)

Your teeth?

Child 1 (24:07)

It's like all bumpy.

Host (24:09)

You don't have any teeth. Oh, yeah. At the bottom you got teeth. Not at the top. I know. It's gross. Anyway, so they put. It's called. That's actually called a griffin. Do you know that a griffin is like a lion with wings? Like our dog now.

Child 1 (24:30)

Our dog. And not. But he is called a griffin.

Host (24:37)

But he's not a griffin. But he is. His name is Griffin.

Child 2 (24:41)

Yeah, it's confusing. Like Griffin Road.

Host (24:43)

Yeah, it's very confusing. Don't dox us. Anyway, so. Yeah, so they put these things in kids movies all the time like this.

Child 2 (24:50)

And I'm just like talking rabbits.

Host (24:53)

Talking rabbits. Well, that's a little bit different. That's not really Nephilim stuff. Yeah, right.

Child 2 (24:58)

It's like something like.

Host (25:00)

It kind of is Nephilim stuff.

Child 2 (25:04)

How does. How does, like, bunnies talk?

Child 1 (25:07)

How?

Child 2 (25:09)

I don't really like, like talking about the.

Child 1 (25:12)

The deaf angle.

Child 2 (25:14)

We're talking about movies.

Host (25:16)

Yeah, yeah. It has to do with it sort of. Are we talking about human sacrifice?

Child 2 (25:23)

Death angel.

Host (25:24)

The death angel. But human sacrifice? Who. Who does that? Like Maui.

Child 2 (25:28)

He said a human sacrifice.

Host (25:31)

What do you think about telepath? What? Do you know what telepathy is? Do you want to know what it is? It's like when you could read someone's mind.

Child 2 (25:51)

Oh, yeah. On tv. I just saw somebody read the mind.

Host (25:58)

Who read. Who read whose mind?

Child 1 (26:00)

I think it's.

Child 2 (26:03)

It's a different type of. I think.

Child 1 (26:05)

I think it's like.

Child 2 (26:07)

I don't know what her name, but I do know.

Host (26:10)

But you do know that he read someone's mind? It's interesting. Very interesting, huh? Telepathy. That's a new thing coming out these days that people have been talking about a lot. Can you read my mind? I never asked you.

Child 2 (26:23)

I read my mom's mind.

Host (26:25)

Really?

Child 1 (26:26)

A tiny bit.

Child 2 (26:27)

I, I.

Child 1 (26:28)

And mom was, like, writing something, and then I said, what does the. And I said, girls. And her says, what? So that's what happened.

Child 2 (26:41)

I'm out of breath.

Host (26:43)

You're out of breath. Wow. I didn't know that you read Mommy's mind. That's kind of crazy. Yeah, it's like. Did you. How did you. Did you hear her voice in your head? What she was thinking?

Child 1 (26:55)

I just, like.

Child 2 (26:56)

I just, like, heard.

Host (26:58)

Don't touch the wire because it's gonna. It'll mess up. So you did. You heard her voice in your head?

Child 1 (27:10)

No.

Host (27:11)

Okay. All right. We'll talk about this later. Anyway, the death angel. The death angel, it could be a fallen angel. Sometimes if he, if he falls, but.

Child 2 (27:21)

Might be falling from the sky.

Child 1 (27:22)

Like, no wings.

Host (27:23)

Yeah, with no wings, God will cut his. Cut his wings off. But I think this, this angel that we're talking about here, the death angel, worked for God. So he was a good angel. He was just doing what he was supposed to do. He was just doing his. His job. Like a cop?

Child 2 (27:39)

Oh, sure, yeah.

Host (27:41)

Do you like cops? I think so, yeah. Stop moving around. You're knocking stuff down. Do you. You like cops? You're friends with them?

Child 1 (27:52)

I don't never see them.

Host (27:54)

You don't ever see them?

Child 1 (27:56)

Only see the cars sometimes.

Host (27:58)

What do you think when you see him?

Child 1 (28:01)

I'm gonna get arrested?

Host (28:04)

You think you're gonna get arrested? Why? What are you doing? You doing bad stuff? No, you just, you just get nervous when you see him, right? Me too.

Child 2 (28:16)

Tiny bit, yeah.

Host (28:18)

I don't like when they roll up on me. All right, listen, let's. Let's ask the people. Do you have any questions from the, the chat? And if you do, we'll read the questions real quick, and then we're gonna wrap it up. You know what it means to wrap it up? Yeah, we're gonna end it because we've been going for, like, 30 minutes now.

Child 2 (28:38)

But I just feel like I just started it.

Host (28:41)

Yeah, Time flies, right? Yeah, Time goes really fast. And we'll do another one tomorrow. Tomorrow. Talk. You have to talk. You have to talk into the microphone so that people can hear you.

Child 2 (28:51)

I am. I don't want to lay back.

Host (28:55)

I know, but you got it. You can't lay back because we're, we're working here. We're Working. We're giving the people entertainment. We're filling their content holes. Yeah, you tell me something or tell the people something. Yeah, okay, so tell him to the mic so I can hear you.

Child 1 (29:18)

Dad is on a secret for you.

Host (29:20)

All right, so you tell me after the show. They want to know that it's for the show. It's a secret for the show. She wants you guys to hear a noise. That's the one. Yeah, that means it was a banger episode. They want to know. All right, this is a good question. We'll take this question first. So they asked, number one, how do bunnies talk?

Child 1 (29:59)

They don't talk.

Host (30:00)

How do they talk? Do they talk to each other? They do. They communicate.

Child 1 (30:05)

Not real fast.

Host (30:07)

No. Bunnies are real. Talking to the microphone.

Child 2 (30:10)

No, no. I mean. I mean, like, bunnies are real, but bunnies don't talk.

Host (30:16)

How do they communicate with each other?

Child 2 (30:18)

I don't know.

Host (30:20)

Oh, my God. Look, these people are freaking out. Now they think that rabbits aren't real. You just told them rabbits aren't real and now they're believing it. Look, they put the sirens. No, you're starting rumors, you're starting lies. These people are confused. All right, listen, next question. This is the last question we'll ask.

Child 2 (30:36)

No, no, I want to do it. I want to ask you a question.

Host (30:41)

No, no, you already asked me a question. Now it's their turn to ask us questions.

Child 2 (30:44)

Okay, I want to do, like my. One minute.

Host (30:50)

Okay, two more questions. That's it. So here's one. They said, would you rather have telekinesis or telepathy? So telekinesis means you could move things with your mind. You don't have to touch them. You just move them with your mind. And telepathy means you could read somebody's mind. You can know what they're thinking. Which one is which one? Would you want the first one to move stuff with your mind? Why? Why that one over knowing somebody?

Child 1 (31:18)

Because. Because then I tricked Mom.

Host (31:21)

You would trick Mom? How would you trick her?

Child 1 (31:24)

By moving stuff.

Host (31:25)

Oh, you would move stuff around. That's a good idea. Would you try to scare her or just trick her?

Child 2 (31:30)

Scare.

Host (31:32)

Yeah, obviously. Right? Yeah. I would try to scare Mommy, too. What? Yeah, it's hilarious. Last question. Here.

Child 2 (31:41)

No, no, no.

Host (31:43)

Okay, ask me a question and then we'll ask you this last question. Go talking to the microphone.

Child 2 (31:54)

What is water made out of?

Host (31:56)

Water is made from H2O. So hydrogen molecules and oxygen molecules. When they're put together, they form water. And if you have a bunch of those molecules together. Then you can get something like an ocean. Oh, look, they gave us $5 from Andrew Jacobs. He said she's adorable. Top with a thumbs up. You see that one? Say thank you to him.

Child 1 (32:18)

Thank you.

Host (32:19)

Thank you. For the $5. We'll. We'll go to Five Below.

Child 1 (32:23)

What?

Host (32:24)

Yeah, you earn the $5. Good for you. You can get a Five Below toy. Thank you. Thank you, Andrew. That's a super nice. All right, the last question for real, and then we're gonna get out of here. Nancy gets the last question. What was the last dream that you had, Layla? The last dream? What did you dream about?

Child 1 (32:48)

The last dream?

Host (32:49)

Dream?

Child 1 (32:49)

Like. Like, no more dreams?

Host (32:54)

No, no. Like, I guess the last time you fell asleep, the last dream that you can remember.

Child 1 (33:03)

Mermaids.

Host (33:04)

Talking to the.

Child 2 (33:05)

I don't know. Mermaids.

Host (33:07)

What about mermaids? What do you mean? I don't know mermaids. This is a podcast. You have to. You have to talk and tell people the story. What did you dream about?

Child 1 (33:16)

Mermaids.

Host (33:17)

What about the mermaids? Just that they were there, jumping in the water. That's it. All right, perfect.

Child 1 (33:25)

But I dreamed about Barbie and. And I. And I can jumped in the water. And then he have to go in the doctor because the water's fake.

Host (33:36)

Oh, look, you got another five dollar from Scott the Toy Fund. Another five dollars. Oh, my God. Another five dollars from J.C. can you say hi to J.C?

Child 2 (33:47)

Hi.

Host (33:48)

Say, hi, J.C. you have to say it in the microphone because J.C. is super nice.

Child 2 (33:53)

Hi.

Host (33:54)

Hi, Jc. No. Say, oh, my God. Hi, J.C. no, no, no.

Child 2 (34:00)

Do it, do it, do it.

Host (34:03)

No. So you have to say, oh, my God. Hi, J.C. that's like. He loves that. I'm telling you, Took your sock off. All right, you're not. She's not going to do it. I'm sorry, JC Anti Speciesist gave you another $5. Extra toys. Guys, I'm not. I'm not going to buy her that many toys.

Child 2 (34:22)

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Host (34:25)

Oh, my God. You're teaching my kid bad habits here. All right, so we dreamed of mermaids. I dreamed of genie, and I think that's a good place to leave it. It's bedtime. Look at the time.

Child 2 (34:36)

No.

Host (34:37)

Yeah, it's bedtime. Say good night to everybody. No, no, no, no. We have to go. You got to take a shower, Dad.

Child 2 (34:44)

I got it.

Child 1 (34:45)

Can I do it now?

Host (34:46)

What do you want to do?

Child 1 (34:47)

Take off my mask.

Host (34:49)

All right, on three, you'll take it off. Ready? One.

Child 1 (34:53)

I need.

Host (34:55)

Huh? Oh. Another $5 from Nancy. She gave you. Thanks for answering my questions, guys. Thank you so much. You don't have to do. Don't have to do this. All right, Wait. Oh my God. All right, goodbye. She just face docks herself. Horror.

Guest 1 (35:13)

The greatest hypnotist on planet Earth is a oblong box in the corner of the room. It is constantly telling us what to believe is real. You can persuade me what they see with their eyes is what there is to see. Because they'll act in the face of an explanation that portray bigger picture of what and they have.