Elijah Wanted to Die | NDS Bible Study w Mattt Hepner

Summary

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Nephilim Death Squad – Elijah Wanted to Die | NDS Bible Study w/ Mattt Hepner

Host: TopLobsta (B), The Raven (C)
Guest: Mattt Hepner (A)
Date: November 25, 2025

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Main Theme / Purpose of the Episode

This episode centers on a raw, wide-ranging Bible study between TopLobsta, Raven, and guest Mattt Hepner, weaving the dramatic story of Elijah and Ahab in 1 Kings into a broader conversation about biblical leadership, spiritual authority, generational curses, the nature of prophecy, and cultural commentary—all filtered through the podcast’s trademark blend of irreverence, conspiracy theorizing, and deep scriptural reference. The studies on Elijah, Ahab, and Jezebel serve as a springboard for spirited discussion about the dangers of weak leadership, deception (in both ancient Israel and today), and the complexities of God's dealings with humanity.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Community & Sponsors Banter

• (01:39–08:20) Friendly ribbing, shoutouts, coffee shop plugs, and irreverent sponsorship chatter set the conversational, open tone.
• (03:53) Discussion of business, support, and inside jokes (“We could sell them into slavery... Our listeners.”).

2. On “Secret Missions” from Jesus & Biblical Precedents

• (08:45–14:15) The hosts reflect on stories of children claiming secret missions from Jesus, comparing them to alien abduction narratives (“Galactic Federation of homosexuals”) and questioning the biblical basis for “secret missions.”
• Quote (10:14, The Raven): “When is anybody in the Bible given a mission and then told, don't tell anybody about this shit?”
• Mattt Hepner counters that sometimes Jesus does tell people to keep certain miracles quiet, but transparency (“kingdom of light”) is the biblical norm.

3. Debating Doctrine & The Triune Nature of God

• (15:27–18:00) Honest admission of theological limitations:
• Quote (15:59, Mattt): “I don't think anybody on the planet has flawless doctrine. So I just try to always keep that in mind.”
• They examine the Trinity’s role in salvation and the complexities of understanding God’s nature (Romans 10:9).
• Irreverent sidebar on time travel and the Trinity as a joke and thought experiment.

4. Bible, Conspiracies, and the Supernatural

• (18:21–21:15) Playful debate on unicorns, dragons, and dinosaurs in the Bible.
• Quote (18:58, Mattt): “Dragon. Several, man. Or fiery serpent... Dragon.”
• (19:54) Arguments about Blue Letter Bible definitions, with jokes about Bible commentaries and the possibility of unicorns and ancient monsters.

5. Launching into the Story of Elijah & Ahab

• (21:22–35:00)
  • The group begins a running reading of 1 Kings 21–22, providing color commentary and connecting biblical drama to cultural archetypes (e.g., weak men, Jezebel spirit).
  • Quote (28:29, Raven): “Yo, Ahab is such a dick.”
  • Themes of inheritance, ancestral land, disobedience to God for convenience, and the earth's spiritual significance are explored.
• They frequently digress into personal stories, practical jokes, and lively debate about gender roles, leadership, and submission.

6. Gender, Leadership, & the Jezebel Archetype

• (39:39–54:16)
  • Critique of Ahab’s passivity and Jezebelean domination, applying lessons to modern gender roles and church leadership.
  • Quote (52:11, Mattt): “Anywhere a man has authority, he has responsibility, and anywhere a man has responsibility, he has authority. They go together.”
  • Personal anecdotes illustrate the consequences of weak leadership at home and in church.

7. Divine Judgment, Timing, and Modern Parallels

• (55:13–57:36)
  • The consequences prophesied for Ahab are delayed (dogs licking his blood), opening discussion about patience, the uncertainty of prophetic timing, and the difficulties of spiritual discipline in a distractible age.
  • Quote (56:07, Raven): “In this time, we might have more trouble having patience and adhering to God's timing on things than ever before... everything is so moving so fast.”
• Articulation of the dangers of “fun Christianity” and the ease of missing spiritual gravity in modern life.

8. Curses, Generational Sin & Repentance

• (71:24–73:59)
  • Entering the topic of generational curses: can repentance break them? Mattt underscores God’s mercy to Ahab when he humbles himself.
  • Quote (73:16, Mattt): “If you don't come out, you're gonna suffer the sins of your father, Satan...God is always looking to give us a path back to him.”

9. Prophets, False Prophets, and the Lying Spirit

• (74:37–89:00)
  • Colorful retelling of 1 Kings 22: Ahab seeks guidance from 400 false prophets versus the lone true prophet Micaiah.
  • Discussion shifts into deep theology: heavenly “divine council” scenes, God allowing a lying spirit to deceive Ahab.
  • Quote (88:46, Mattt): “Now, therefore, behold, the Lord hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of all these thy prophets, and the Lord hath spoken evil concerning thee. That's just a loaded statement that people can't get down with.”

10. Closing Reflections: Judgment, Legacy, and Perspective

• (94:10–100:55)
  • Ahab’s fate is sealed—an archer’s random shot fulfills prophecy, his blood licked by dogs.
  • The hosts reflect on how heaven’s perspective differs from popular opinion and historical spin.
  • Warnings, jokes, and reflections on repeating biblical themes in modern politics, religion, and leadership.
  • Quote (100:27, Mattt): “That's what the Bible is, bro... don't get so caught up in all the things being talked about today. Heaven's probably not even talking about any of that stuff.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On “Secret Jesus Missions” vs. Alien Abductions:
  • “All these Pleiadian homos, the Galactic Federation of homosexuals, will often give you this secret mission to go and carry out.” (10:23, The Raven)
• On Weak Men & Jezebel:
  • “Wickedness being, you know, describing submitting to shitty women. Yeah, that's fascinating.” (48:55, The Raven)
  • “The most wicked? It’s like the most wicked.” (74:12, Mattt, on passivity)
• On False Prophets & Flattery:
  • “Fake prophets always say sweet things to people. They want your money.” (77:13, Mattt)
• On the Divine Council and Lying Spirit:
  • “God's got all these angelic beings or spiritual entities... ‘Guys, let's come up with a game plan to trick this dude into going into battle so he can die.’ That's what's happening.” (86:08, Mattt)
• On Prophecy Fulfilled:
  • “A certain man drew a bow... and the blood ran out of the wound into the midst of the chariot and the dogs licked up his blood.” (93:10–93:47, retelling 1 Kings 22)
• On Modern Parallels:
  • “If you know their names, they're probably not in control.” (99:03, The Raven)
  • “...regardless of what the Republicans or Democrats said or whatever people said on Twitter... This is how heaven viewed his life.” (94:10, Mattt)
• On Heaven’s View:
  • “That's what the Bible is, bro. So, like, all the—that's what I'm saying. Like, don't get so caught up in all the things being talked about today. Heaven's probably not even talking about any of that stuff.” (100:27, Mattt)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 08:45 – Premise: Secret missions & biblical precedent vs. UFO/alien experiences
• 16:23 – Trinity, Salvation, and Time Travel Banter
• 21:22 – Start of Bible Study: Elijah, Ahab, Leadership, Gender Roles
• 39:39 – Jezebel, Ahab, Men’s Passivity & Modern Culture
• 55:13 – Divine Judgment, Prophetic Timelines, Patience in a Tech Age
• 73:12 – Breaking Generational Curses Through Repentance in Christ
• 74:37 – 400 Prophets vs. Micaiah: Falsehood, Truth, and Divine Council
• 88:46 – God Sends a Lying Spirit—Difficult Scriptures
• 94:10 – Ahab’s Death: Prophecy Fulfillment, Legacy, and Heaven’s Angle
• 100:08 – Final Reflections: Perspective Beyond Today’s “News”

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Tone & Style

• Style: Unfiltered, fast-paced, often irreverent and jocular while oscillating between deep scriptural insight and wild asides.
• Dynamics: Rapid-fire banter, continual ribbing, and candid theological wrestling—with occasional sincere moments of humility and spiritual challenge.
• Language: Mix of slang, wit, and occasional explicit language; retains the authentic voice of each participant while unpacking dense themes.

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For Listeners Who Haven’t Tuned In

This episode is equal parts thoughtful Bible study, barbed social commentary, and energetic riff session. The hosts dissect biblical stories for patterns that repeat in modern life—leadership failures, false prophecy, gender conflict—and do so with a blend of knowledge, candor, and irreverence. If you want to witness how ancient scripture can still spark controversy, laughter, disagreement, and unexpected insights in a 21st-century context, this conversation delivers, complete with spontaneous quotable lines and sincere wrestling with both texts and today’s headlines.

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End of Summary

Transcript

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We just did a whole, like, sermon on, like, doing what you're told or just, we told orders. The Nuremberg thing. I mean, there's strict penalties for just following orders. And he was.

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That's hilarious. Yeah, he sent us a message, and I was like, dude, don't apologize.

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It was wrong.

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So I called him and he told me that. I was like, wait, wait, wait. The boys told you to do that? I was like, these guys, dude, it was fun. I had. No, that's not fun. Like, some people have real jobs. Like, you guys just play playtime. All you don't understand. And some people have real jobs.

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We'll do it again.

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Yeah, I mean, listen, he was making, in his defense, 6 million gallons of coffee.

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But what a good dude, that he even had a heart to say, hey, I'm sorry. I said, bro, Bro, don't worry about it. Like, that's hilarious.

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It's a sign of weakness.

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Well, Queen Latina says, shout out to Hicks for obeying and complying. Also, I wanted. I want to bring up a really quick premise. I was talking to Jason out front. Shout out to Jason. He found us through the telepathy tapes. And I asked him, did you listen to the episode we did with Joe and Franco?

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Thank you. That's very nice of you.

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He looks like Gavin News.

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Can you show the book? It's right over by your head there. Decoding Cody. So some of you guys may have caught the Joe and Franco episode. He worked on the telepathy tapes. He's a pastor. And long story short, there was a big omission, and that omission was these kids interacting with Jesus Christ. Something really fascinating that Jason brought to my attention. I said, jay, did you see that episode? He goes, yeah, dude. It's kind of weird that they're, you know, the autistic kids are saying they're interacting with Jesus and Jesus is sending them on, like, secret missions and they're not allowed to, honestly.

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Sounds dope.

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It does sound really cool and super fun.

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Secret agent Jesus, not your boss is Jesus.

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Look, he's.

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He's looking in the Bible. He says, this is not.

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I don't think this is biblical, but no.

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Are we in chapter 21 today?

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20.

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We finished 20.

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Can I finish your. Unbelievable.

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No, go ahead.

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I know he feels guilty about it now, so I'm going to make him feel worse. So basically what he says, he's like, I'm in the Book of Acts and.

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Paul is, what's wrong with these people? I don't want to see the chat from what, my baby mama. Why does she say the crazy.

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No, somebody actually emailed us a great idea for a shirt with Matt.

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So, like, I have no reserve.

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Had a great idea. It's on the back of I'm not doing this. It should have playtime. Agreed.

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Oh, no, I'm not brewing. This was a banger from Elohim.

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I'm not brewing this.

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I'm not brewing that with a cup of coffee.

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Just angry, man.

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That's funny.

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That's funny.

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Shout out to Elohim. So, long story short, Paul is called to spread the gospel. And over and over again, throughout the Bible, people are called to go and proclaim the name of Jesus to spread the good news, to spread the gospel. When is anybody in the Bible given a mission and then told, like, don't tell anybody about this shit. Keep it to yourself. And you know, when that does happen, and I'm not saying that Joe and Franco is wrong or these autists are doing some spooky crap. I'm just saying, where that does come up is alien abductions. All these Pleiadian homos, the Galactic federation of homosexuals, will often give you this secret mission to go and carry out. You've been abducted. You've been upgraded for war.

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True. Do you know about the tunnels of Indiana? The caves of Indiana?

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Yeah, nobody knows all about Indiana.

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A couple homies that live down there.

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You liar.

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Really?

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No, I don't know any of this stuff. Like, most of any of this stuff. The only reason I was able to tell that chick that I thought she was a Palladian was because the ravens told me about that stuff.

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Well, tell them about it.

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Well, there's a. There is a very interesting phenomenon. People in Southern Indiana, not related, no connection to one another, but all telling the same story in their dream realm. They're being. I guess, what would you call it? Not hired. Recruited. Recruited by these entities that seem to be Satan himself. Sometimes they identify themselves as Ball and they want to recruit them in this dream realm. And they're typically underground in the tunnel system when this happens, and this has happened to, like, six or seven different people that we're aware of. And the majority of them have no idea that each other exists, but it's all taking place in the same place. Meanwhile, there's a extensive cave system that stretches through the Appalachia, is heads west and does pass through southern Indiana into Illinois and.

[A]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That's a tunnel system that's that big in America?

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Yes.

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There's a thing you guys have done a deep dive on before? Yes. Wait, so what about when the people say there's, like, tunnels under dc? Like, that's a thing, too.

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Of course there's tunnels.

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Yeah, there's tunnels under. Shout out to Chaney. She used to tempt me with this thing and then never made good on it. You know, we never really pursued it, but she was like, you can. I know where there's tunnels underneath Tampa, because in the inlets in the bays where they would come in and make deliveries, they would, you know, drug run or smuggle liquor when it was during the Prohibition or whatever through these tunnel systems. Or the mob would get whatever they.

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Want called, like the sewer.

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I mean, it's not as cool when you say it like that.

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I mean, I prefer tunnel. Cave, cave, tunnel system.

[C]

Tunnel is dope.

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No, I'm into that.

[C]

So all of that just to say that it's interesting, because biblically speaking, is there much of a precedent for Jesus Interacting with somebody and then being like, don't tell nobody.

[A]

Well, there is that. Okay, There is that.

[C]

Well, you just made me. On these autistic kids.

[A]

No, you did that yourself. No. You said, is there, like, where they have, like, a vision, but then it's like, the secret vision. But there is times where he, like, heals somebody and says, keep this between us. Don't go tell everybody.

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Don't say shit about it.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I mean, because the time is not yet. That's why you're saying it.

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Sure.

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Well, that could be.

[A]

Well, yeah, but also just like, hey, this is this secret bond between me and you. Like, that's kind of cool. Well, you have a secret between you and God. Nobody else knows it. That's kind of rad. I wouldn't say that doesn't apply to today.

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Why are you holding secrets?

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But I'm not saying that he would say, go do this mission, but it's a secret mission. Everything in our kingdom is light. Like we were talking about. It's all transparent. It's all. It's referred to as, like, a kingdom of light compared to a kingdom of darkness. So everything with us is transparent. It's the opposite of the secret.

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Like.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's opposite of that.

[C]

All right, well, never mind. I'm sorry, Joe.

[B]

No, no, no.

[A]

I think it's. I think it's a really intriguing point for you and for. You articulated it.

[C]

Well, I'm gonna go yell at Jason now because he.

[B]

We're a little suspicious.

[A]

I think it's cool.

[C]

We're a little suspicious of these autists.

[B]

Yeah.

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It's not that. Oh, okay. It is that for me.

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It's just like. I don't know. There's a lot. Like, when you're laying this on our plate, you're meeting Jesus. I feel like this should be scrutinized.

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And then, yeah, it was like when.

[A]

They pointed Psalm 40, that Daniel's prophecy was sealed until a certain time. That's an intriguing thing.

[C]

Well, now I just feel like an.

[A]

No, don't. It's fair for us to talk about it. It's not like you have to come on here and be like, I know everything about everything and I don't know anything about it. All my theology is perfect. That's not what we're doing here. We're, like, talking about stuff.

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All right, thanks, man.

[B]

So we'll see.

[A]

There's nobody on the planet with flawless doctrine. I think there was a guy yesterday that said, matt's very cocky and thinks that all his doctrine is right.

[C]

That's.

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And, and while. And I respect that statement, I think that's a very good. That he addressed that and pointed that out on me. Because it can't be right. I can't have flawless doctrine because I don't think anybody on the planet has flawless doctrine. Do you see what I'm saying? So I must be right, wrong about some of these things. But I take them through the scripture and point out scripture by scripture why I believe a certain thing or why I look at things a certain way. But I don't think anybody on the planet has flawless doctrine. So I just try to always keep that in mind. Is like. Like whoever I'm engaging with, I think you can run into this thing where you think of a guy's right about one thing, he must be right about all things, or this is like a trustworthy dude, so he must be right about all things. I don't think so, bro. I don't think anybody had flawless doctrine. And that's why when you read these guys from time past and they're so rad and they have such cool stuff. But if you're being honest, you're like reading and then you're like, I don't know, some of this stuff I don't agree with. And you have to be able to do that so somebody sees something. I'm saying it's probably in regards to Israel, because jumping out of Israel yesterday and he's like, he's being cocky and thinks he's right about everything. That's a. That's a fair observance of me and I should be mindful of that. Act like I know everything or.

[C]

What were you saying? I mean, to sparrow bear. Sparrow nose bear.

[A]

We were just talking about the triune nature of God.

[C]

That's an interesting topic because that one is kind of confusing to me. It seems to be confusing to everybody. And it seems to be that we're. We're grappling with the. Trying to understand the creator of the universe who exists outside of this physical realm, exists in a spiritual realm. And. And you know, it's like, it's a complicated thing to be one thing and three things at the same time. What did you say to her? Because I thought that was really great.

[A]

No, I just always bring up the point that we don't. We talked about this before. So not to be repetitive, but like, we only understand a human being being one person or an angelic being. One person. Like the angelic being. Michael, that's one person. Right? Somehow the God being is three persons. Like. Like that's how the Bible describes it. So for us to try to add to that or articulate, that can be a little tough.

[C]

Right? But she said, is that necessary for salvation? And what did you. You gave her some scripture that. I was like, damn, that's a great answer.

[A]

Well, no, I just brought up the Romans 10, 9, that it says, if you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you shall be saved. So in a certain sense, yeah, like, the triune nature of God is a part of salvation. You must believe that God hath raised Jesus from the dead. He didn't raise himself. So in this weird way, like, yeah, you. You do kind of have to understand the triune nature of God.

[C]

But I think that that's a. That's a good answer. I mean, do I have to understand it?

[A]

But me. But me and her are not like, oh, I'm saying this. You're saying that.

[C]

Well, yeah. You're in a theological battle. She's saying one thing. She's saying you're saying you're wrong.

[A]

No, no, no, no. We're definitely not doing that.

[B]

No.

[C]

Sparrow bear. She's very awesome.

[A]

I am very cordial. And just. She's just saying, like, hey, I just want to get to the bottom of this. And I'm just saying, me too.

[B]

All right.

[A]

I want to get to the bottom of it, too. It's very complicated.

[C]

Oh, could time travel be it? I think probably, yeah. I think Scott's right about. That's a. It's a valid question. When it comes to the Trinity, what. To what degree does time travel play a role?

[B]

I almost confused me, Scott.

[A]

Well, I see what you're saying that, like, okay, well, God was in heaven, but then while Jesus was here, then Jesus leaves, then the Holy Spirit comes. So they're saying, no, man, Scott's just.

[C]

Messing with you because he knows you love time travel.

[A]

Okay, but. No, but it's a valid question. There's still a valid question, but that, you see in the baptism of Jesus, you see that Jesus is being baptized.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

The Holy Spirit's descending like a dove, and the Father's speaking in a voice from heaven. So you see the three of them right there?

[C]

And they are separated in that way. You know, we're speaking descending, but not.

[B]

They're all in the same spot.

[C]

You're right. Did you just belch?

[A]

No, but I would like to address something from submass. Can dinosaurs time travel?

[C]

No.

[A]

Time.

[B]

No.

[C]

I won't allow it.

[B]

Why are you even talking about that? But apparently there's unicorns.

[C]

That's crazy.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And the Nephilim wrote them.

[A]

You never read that.

[B]

Never read that.

[A]

See, I. This is, like, complicated.

[C]

We did an episode.

[A]

Don't know.

[B]

It's in the Bible.

[C]

Yeah, we did an episode on it.

[B]

I don't remember that.

[C]

Yeah, because they're a symbol of the Antichrist. And remember, what I was saying is, like, so what? Yeah, we did a whole thing. And I don't remember about it, but I was skeptical because during the height of the LGBTQ movement, you were getting a lot of, like, unicorns being pushed.

[B]

Comes up six times in the Bible.

[A]

Yeah, bro. You don't. Like. You never read it. Dude, you jump around. That's why you got to read the Bible in order. You got to read it in context.

[C]

You gotta shout out to defknot. Look up Dino riders. Cool old cartoon hell. Yeah. I remember Dino riders.

[B]

How many times does dinosaur come up in the Bible, Matt?

[C]

Zero.

[A]

Dragon. Several, man.

[C]

That's a different thing.

[A]

Or fiery serpent. Yeah. What do you mean, dragon? And point like that. Like, dragon. Gotcha. Dragon.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Dude, he doesn't know that. One of our most viral clips is all.

[A]

Oh, no, you can. You can, like, if you look up on. Even just on, like, the Instagram of. I'm the improbable Dreamer, he shows the artwork of where people are, like, riding dinosaurs and stuff. Like, they're like. They're in paintings where they're, like, d. Riding dinosaurs.

[C]

Yeah. They made up.

[A]

No, I don't think it's that. But then there's dragons, too. I mean, oh, my. How. How is there, like, drawings of dragons on all the continents?

[B]

I didn't realize. Unicorns. Huh?

[A]

What? Yeah, it's a thing, bro. Bro, you're not. That's what I'm saying, dude. You're just not ready for this.

[B]

No, I'm not ready. I'm not ready for the mention of. Of dinosaurs. No. Excuse me.

[C]

We did a whole episode on this, dude.

[B]

I don't remember.

[C]

It's how. I. I don't blame you. It's like, how many episodes now? 300 episodes. I don't remember.

[B]

6 million.

[C]

I don't remember anything that I've learned. I've somehow come out of this very dumb.

[B]

All right, so they're saying probably the greatest aurochs or wild bulls, which are now extinct. The exact.

[A]

Who's who said that?

[B]

Blue Letter Bible. These. But these guys are also scoundrels.

[C]

Oh, Shout out to Blue Letter Bible.

[A]

Who'S an authority on everything. Use blue letter Bible for clicking on the word to see what it is. But if you're gonna start using. What do they call them again? Commentaries. Like, these are. These are other men saying what it probably means. Yeah, just be careful with that. Because commentators.

[B]

Outline of biblical usage. It says right here, probably the great aurochs. I don't know what that means. Or wild bulls, which are now extinct.

[C]

Are you calling them snakes?

[A]

No, that's not. That's. That's a man's opinion.

[C]

You've heard it here first. Blue letter Bible are snakes and deceivers.

[B]

You know what? I think I know what we have to do.

[A]

That's man's opinion, bro.

[B]

We have to kill Blue letter Bible.

[A]

Stop. Which doesn't mean that I'm right. They're wrong. Maybe they're right and I'm wrong. I'm just saying I think there was unicorn.

[C]

I think you're wrong.

[B]

No, I think that they're. They're just trying to, like, explain this to people because this is bizarre. This is our. A unicorn.

[A]

How is that bizarre? You're just saying it's bizarre. Compared to, like, the World Series and the Super Bowl.

[B]

Justin Bieber, a horse with horn on his head.

[C]

And you ain't never seen a narwhals.

[A]

Rhinos with. Yeah, norwalls. Like, what are you talking. It's only weird because we're like, oh, no. I get to pick what reality is in. Reality is like, whatever I think it is or the things that I pay attention.

[C]

Why do you have a problem with that?

[B]

It's funny because we're accused of living in playtime. It's all fun and games.

[C]

Are we gonna read the Book of Elijah?

[A]

I mean, I'm down. I gotta be honest, though, dude. I haven't really. That's not funny, bro. I haven't.

[C]

The Book of Elijah.

[A]

I'm not doing this.

[C]

I'm not brewing this shout out.

[A]

We. Dude, I've been kind of consumed by Jude, bro.

[C]

Like, I was gonna say Jews. Well, we're doing the Book of Elijah.

[A]

Well, it is Jews. Like, the whole book is about Jews. Jude was Jewish.

[C]

I just thought you meant after our conversation the other night.

[A]

No, no, no. I don't even want to talk about that.

[B]

I just keep saying, like, at random times, you know how, like, you'll say, top lobster production. I go, lasciviousness.

[C]

That's a great word.

[B]

And my kids go, what the fuck?

[A]

No, I was going for a Maximus. I was going for a Max on bench the other day, and right before I clicked it off the bar, I was like, top lobster production.

[C]

That's cool. It's crazy. Were you drinking? Well, not out yet.

[B]

Not the first time I've heard that. Other people do say that. They go. I just whisper that sometimes I'm like, hell, yeah.

[A]

I don't know why.

[B]

All right, let's start reading.

[C]

Can you read the book of Elijah?

[B]

I know we don't know how to read, so please continue that. Continue.

[A]

He knows it's not called the book of Elijah, but I just feel a little bit. I already told you guys, I didn't even, like, do a deep dive on this at all.

[C]

Well, we're doing this.

[A]

Look at Judas. So heavy. All right, that's what I'm saying.

[B]

Just read the word.

[A]

As long as everybody understands that's the context. Do I do all the reading, or can somebody else do the reading?

[B]

Well, I mean, why can't I do it?

[C]

But only if I could do it in a cool voice.

[A]

Go ahead.

[C]

Now, it came about after these things that Nobodh and Jezreelite.

[A]

No, no. You got to be respectful to the word of God if you're gonna do that.

[C]

What's more respectful than a no?

[A]

This. Just that voice. And it reminds me when you send me these text messages where you're in, like, what's the thing? He goes to Renaissance fairs. Yeah, dude, it's like, a lot of. Oh, creepy.

[C]

No, I. I actually bought that damn outfit and then never went to the Renaissance fair, so I used it for Halloween.

[B]

Taking part in pagan holidays. Now it's came.

[C]

All right, please, you start. All right.

[A]

It came to pass after these things that Naboth the Jezreel had a vineyard. Just notice, man, a lot of stuff revolves around food forest.

[B]

I didn't. I didn't study this at all.

[A]

No, no. I just see the word vineyard, and.

[C]

I do get a little h. Like, it's a food forest.

[B]

Can I just say something?

[A]

It's a food forest.

[C]

It's not. It's not.

[A]

Only modern people.

[C]

It would say food forest.

[A]

Do these things with these long rows, and you use the poison to spray it. They're food forest. So they grow crops together.

[B]

That just means, like, unorganized growing food, not unorganized.

[A]

Oh, why would you say that? It's extra organized.

[C]

You know what?

[A]

Food forest plants together that support one another.

[C]

Small area in your front yard where you grow a couple of fruits and stuff.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, it can be.

[C]

That forest is like.

[B]

I just want to say something I want to make my intentions clear.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

What are your intentions?

[A]

Just got weird. Yeah.

[B]

What I want to do what I like to do. I'll say it here. I like doing this little. The Bible study that we do here.

[A]

It's big, but what?

[B]

It's small. It's three people.

[A]

Why are you about to say but, though?

[B]

But. But. But I don't want to just do it here in this. In this room.

[C]

You want to do it out there.

[B]

Not in that hallway.

[C]

You want to do it all the.

[B]

Way out where the olds are.

[C]

You want to kick the olds out. This is a problem. I knew this was happening.

[B]

No, I don't want to kick them out.

[C]

You want to hurt them, but they can't stay.

[B]

But what I'd like to do. And I already expressed my intention to Matthew.

[C]

Yeah, it's good to be clear about your intentions.

[B]

It's good because he gets very confused and startled, and if he would just.

[C]

Like, let you speak, you would be able to explain it. Right?

[B]

But he never. He doesn't really let you talk.

[A]

Yeah, go ahead.

[C]

Banter. I hate this effing banter.

[A]

No, I love this.

[C]

All right.

[B]

Please.

[C]

So go on with your intentions and the killing of the old people.

[A]

Yeah. No, stop saying that, dude. You're gonna f around and say that.

[C]

I'm not going to do it. Time is going to do it, and it's shortly.

[B]

Okay, okay, okay.

[C]

No, no, no.

[B]

What I'd like to do is have this. So, like, the three people do this thing.

[C]

I'm sorry. That's really funny. What are your intentions with.

[B]

That's funny. I want to do it, like at the long table and have a bunch of people, like a panel.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

We can get four microphones.

[C]

We don't even have any more friends than this. Eight.

[B]

We can get eight microphones. We can get 10 microphones.

[A]

Eight people would dare come on a show.

[C]

Stop being so negative.

[A]

We're gonna think about it. The Raven knows it's true. Do people like. Oh, haha. I like those guys. No.

[B]

Okay, I will say this right now. Hold on one second. I literally.

[C]

Oh, we have Jason on me. Where's Jason? Let's get Jason. He's got dreadlocks.

[B]

He looks cool. This is my intention. We're gonna make this show. This is gonna be. We will have it as Bible study. It'll be maybe weekly, Bi weekly. No, no, that's good. Don't even have to zoom in.

[C]

Don't touch it anymore.

[B]

Don't touch it. Don't touch my camera.

[C]

Stop it. Let go of it.

[B]

Touching the cameras.

[C]

What are your intentions with my camera?

[B]

Okay, we're gonna have a weekly Bible study, maybe bi weekly Bible study with a bunch of people, a panel, us three.

[C]

Oh, you're speaking this into the spirit?

[A]

I have to work for a living, bro. You guys play playtime like I got a farm and two coffee shops and like all this other stuff. It's like, I love the idea of like hanging out all the time, but I. I just don't have it like that.

[B]

This is why they kicked him out of church. Church. When they start to do the tongues, everybody stays quiet. I'm prophesying. I'm letting people know what is happening.

[C]

Speaking something into the spirit realm.

[B]

What's going to happen?

[C]

Please don't interrupt again.

[B]

And then you have to be a part of it. So you have to find someone else to play around. Water? Yeah. Thank you. There will be a large Bible study in the back there. We'll be doing it on a different channel.

[A]

What you want to do is start your own church. He said that today. I love that. I don't mean to keep interrupting, but I had to acknowledge. Of course. You mean. Yeah, man. You guys should start your own church.

[C]

Church, great.

[A]

Start their own church.

[C]

Juan doesn't with us anymore. Donut is too far away. And gray pilled is also too far away. I love that guy, but he's too far. Okay.

[B]

No, no, but what I'm saying is we're gonna have like a main group of people, us three being the main group, and then other people that.

[C]

Oh, we're the bosses.

[B]

We are the boss. And then we will have one person that is a celebrity or podcaster, larger podcaster come in. We will fly them in. They will stay over there in that hotel. They will come for this Bible study and it will be this once or twice a week. This is what will happen.

[A]

Wait, you think that's a thing?

[C]

No, it is going to be a thing. Now you don't understand how prophesying works.

[B]

I thought we just read like the Bible. We read a bunch of prophecy, a bunch of things of people. When people say things, then.

[A]

Then they happen. No.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Sooth saying, bro. Yes. Saying is when you bring people to the front of the church, you go, want to get a word of God from the prophet. And then they soon say. They, like, say some. It's like a fortune cookie thing. They read over you.

[C]

You're a real negative, Nancy.

[A]

No, we just need to make sure we prophesying to prophesy means to speak forth the Mind of God. It could be a past.

[C]

If the Lord wants it to be, then it'll be.

[B]

I just think that's what's gonna happen.

[A]

No, I just think it's cool if that's a cool idea you have, but, like, we don't all have unlimited time. Like, you guys.

[B]

Not an idea.

[C]

I literally. I'm on the phone with him. He's like, all I want to do is podcast now and then when we go.

[A]

I can't do that right now.

[C]

Well, we're going to figure it out. We're going to figure out the whole situation.

[B]

We're not going to figure it out.

[C]

Out.

[B]

We don't. We're not doing anything.

[A]

Stop it, dude.

[B]

We're not figuring anything out. We're just. It's just gonna do.

[A]

That's the thing in this.

[C]

If God wants it to be done, it's going to be done.

[A]

It came to pass after these things that Naboth the Jezreel, I had a vineyard which was in Jezreel hard by the palace of Ahab, King of Samaria. And Ahab spake unto Naboth, saying, give me your vineyard, that I may have it for a garden of herbs.

[C]

Yo, Ahab is such a dick.

[A]

Yeah. Because it is near my house.

[B]

Hell, yeah.

[A]

That's why. That's the only reason, man.

[C]

I mean, that's convenient.

[A]

It'll be convenient for me, man.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

That's why we chose this place and forced you to.

[B]

Yeah. I was like, you know what? This other place is a little too far away. Give me your. Give me your office.

[A]

That is kind of how it went down. He says, but I'll give for you a better vineyard than this. Or if it seems good to you, I'll just give you a bunch of money for it.

[C]

All right. That's not so bad.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. But look at how good of a dude Naboth is. Naboth said to Ahab, the Lord forbid it me that I should give the inheritance of my fathers unto you.

[C]

Okay, so that's already a presupposition. Like, we didn't resist that. The Lord forbade Naboth in the previous episode.

[A]

I don't know if we did. I don't think so.

[B]

I think picture of Matt of Matt giving us his office look.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, that's top. Stood there and he held the camera up to his face. He said, we're taking this inappropriate.

[B]

No, it's just what happened.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

There's Matt in his office.

[C]

Before, it just looked like shit, didn't it?

[B]

Yeah. It was bad. And then. And then we took it.

[A]

It.

[B]

And we said, hey, give that to us. Because it's.

[C]

Give. Give it to us. What is?

[B]

Because it's near to my house.

[A]

Matt, you go pay for all the new shelves, all the new stuff, so that all the stuff you were storing in here you could store somewhere else. And we're going to take that room.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

And then I was like, no, no, that's what I want. And then Tom's like, no, that's not what I was like, you do. I was like, no, no, I want that. I want to do a podcast.

[B]

Can I eat my lunch in here? I was like, no, no.

[C]

But he does it anyway. I really don't like it. Can you please continue reading this?

[A]

So. So this dude's like a good dude. He's like, no, man, this is. This belonged to my ancestors.

[C]

So it's not about money. It's not about a better vineyard. It's about. This belonged to my family. And the Lord said, don't give it up.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Like you said, oh, we offer the money. Oh, maybe that's kind of cool. But he's like, no, man, there's no amount of money. Like, dude, my. My grandpa, my great grandpa, my great, great grandpa farm this land, dude. It has meaning to me, bro. Remember we just read about how the earth is alive? Hell, yeah. And the earth had this relationship with his ancestors. Remember the earth opened up its mouth and swallowed Korra. Oh. Cried out at the blood of Abel like, the earth is alive. He's like, yo, my ancestors had a connection to this land. I'm not leaving it.

[C]

Yo, Jin says you look younger today.

[A]

There's an angle that we do sometimes where I just have crazy bad dude.

[C]

It's called thank you.

[A]

Thank you. Does it on purpose.

[B]

I think it's the diffuser. We figured it out.

[A]

Oh, man.

[C]

Has been diffused.

[A]

Yeah, but I appreciate it.

[B]

Of course, it's. It's interesting because I didn't want to bring it up in the straight Bible.

[C]

Episode, but he's the wanker.

[A]

Why is the phone ringing? I just get a little concerned because every time the phone rings now, I just feel like these girls are gonna come in. It's gonna be something crazy from some.

[B]

Why you're off today. You're not even here.

[C]

What's the problem?

[A]

I know your games, dude.

[B]

What I was saying is that, like, we're getting into, like, fairy fae lore with some of the stuff that we were just reading with Cain and Abel, and I think Balaam, about the the story of Moses, the Earth opening up and the Earth being something neither good nor bad, but just this element that obeys God when God says to, but kind of, like, also feeds on the blood of humans. Weird, dude.

[C]

A little fern and gully in here. How you feel about that?

[B]

That scripture seemed like the Earth was, like, kind of eager. It was like, yo, the Earth, like, swallowed it like that.

[C]

The Earth was like.

[B]

It ate the blood of your brother.

[A]

Don't do that, bro. That's disgusting.

[B]

It's gross.

[A]

No, it didn't like it. It cried out.

[C]

Oh, that's why it cried out.

[A]

It had blood cried out.

[C]

But.

[A]

But the Earth was like, no, this can't. This. The life's in the blood. It can't just be out here. It can't just be out here in the elements. Dude, I gotta absorb this. I gotta take this.

[B]

No, it seemed like. It seemed like the Earth was like, yeah, I'll eat these people.

[C]

Seemed like the Earth was liking Moses.

[B]

Moses was like, yo, stay out of your tents. And they were like, now we're in front of our tents. And the Earth was like, I'll eat these people. Ate the people.

[A]

Okay. You guys make things weird, but have weird insight on stuff. That's kind of. We do.

[C]

Be evidence.

[A]

But you just make it weird, though.

[B]

No, but it's weird.

[C]

The Ear drank his blood. That's not weird.

[A]

Well, no, it's better than yesterday, tops. Like, yeah, Kane's a vampire. I'm like, no, he's not. Oh, that's fun.

[C]

We gotta do that. We gotta do that study.

[A]

I knew it. He didn't eat the blood.

[C]

Who that? What that is.

[B]

What is it? Hi, Aubrey. Obs is here.

[A]

Who sent that? Let's.

[C]

Who did. He didn't say who. They say who.

[A]

Are you screaming it out there?

[C]

Oh, it must have been subliminal. Messenger. Put a cup on.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

She seemed. She was like. This is annoying.

[A]

I can't drink an espresso right now. That's too much caffeine.

[C]

No, give that to. I can't.

[B]

I'll have a heart attack. I'm drinking a lot of.

[A]

Let's go, let's go.

[B]

What is this?

[A]

Hobbs is the best.

[B]

Aubrey, what is this?

[C]

Who's that one from?

[A]

Wait, do we know who they're from?

[B]

Oh, my God, I love that. Thank you, Cho Brown.

[C]

No, we don't know if it might have been Joe Brown says it was me.

[A]

I've had too much cat.

[B]

But I'm saying, I'm just glad that we outnumber him.

[C]

Right now.

[B]

Two to one. Because before I was like. I was like, it's a little weird that. Let's go.

[A]

The rainbow, too. Thank you very much.

[C]

Thank you.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

Thank you. Just say hi real quick. Quick.

[C]

Say hi.

[A]

Get lower. Get a little lower. There she is.

[C]

Shout out to Aubrey. It was, I love you, Cho Brown. Give you kisses. Drink your blood like the earth.

[B]

Oh, my goodness. Okay.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Before he was like, listen, this is straight by. We're not doing that.

[A]

That horse is good, dude. You guys can buy that same espresso from milk and honey. So I'm just saying.

[C]

Damn it. This thing is full of sugar and it's so good.

[B]

What is it?

[C]

It's delicious. I don't know what the hell it is.

[B]

Oh, my God. I've got two cat.

[C]

Damn, this thing is good.

[B]

Die. All right, listen. I'm not gonna say that. That's prophesying. That's not right. That's not gonna happen. But. But thank you.

[C]

Good.

[B]

Thanks for the coffee. What I was saying. What I was saying is that Kane.

[C]

Was the first vampire. Hell, yeah.

[B]

It might have been.

[A]

Yeah. Why would he let his blood spill out on the ground? Then I thought, a vampire.

[C]

No. The land of God is the land of darkness, and. And God put this mark on him. It was like this pale skin, and there's all these things. What's happening?

[A]

Somebody called.

[C]

That's okay.

[A]

Somebody called to complain about what you.

[B]

Said about the garment.

[A]

What garment.

[B]

Healed her, not the faith.

[C]

Dude. Somebody called to complain about what Matt said about the garment. No, no.

[B]

If you. They have to pay.

[C]

I love that they called in to say that. No, no, no.

[B]

That's a super chat.

[C]

Shout out to. That's a hell of a super chat.

[B]

They have to pay for that.

[C]

Did they pay for that?

[A]

They got to pay for that. We're not bringing it up.

[B]

Okay. So sorry.

[C]

Sorry. Blake.

[B]

Yeah. You could buy something, so.

[A]

But, Blake, it is one of these things where it's.

[B]

He can't help himself.

[A]

It's a one and it's a both and.

[B]

All right.

[A]

The kingdom of heaven is wishy washy and it's a place. Right. The garment healed and her faith healed. Like, it's. It's okay. There can be an and.

[C]

Right.

[A]

Like, that's okay.

[B]

So that's what we're doing now? We're just.

[A]

Yeah. What area code is 937?

[C]

Don't. Doc. Docum. Don't do that. Say the other numbers.

[B]

No, no, no.

[A]

Not the whole phone number. I'm just saying, what area code is 937.

[C]

Right?

[B]

Because we're gonna go over there.

[A]

No, I just like to know where people are from. Is he in the chat? Is there a Blake in the chat?

[C]

Blake? Shout out. Blake, are you out there?

[A]

It's not this week. I don't even know when it was that we would have talked about. When, like, we were talking about, like when handkerchiefs and aprons were taken off of Paul and they were given to people. You know that in Acts 19, and it cast that demons out of them and people were healed by it.

[B]

We were talking about artifacts as well, like the Spear of Destiny, the Ark of the Covenant, things like that.

[C]

Grayle.

[A]

And then there.

[B]

Any veracity to that?

[A]

And then we brought up when the woman grabbed the hem of Jesus garment and she was healed. So I must have said, like, she was healed by the garment. And this dude's saying, which I don't know if I said that or not. I probably said that if he's saying. That's what I said. She was healed by touching the garment.

[C]

Can I read what.

[A]

She was healed by faith, though. He's saying. No, she was healed by faith. Well, faith without works is dead. So, like, her faith was operational and she grabbed the garment that was a work. Faith without works is dead.

[B]

She was healed by Jesus and her faith in Jesus.

[A]

Boom.

[C]

Aubrey with the banger.

[A]

She knows what's up, dude.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Can I give you this back? Wait, can I give you this back?

[B]

No, no, I'll take this.

[C]

No, stop it. People bought that for you chugging it?

[A]

No, not that. I'm talking about the. I already drank it.

[C]

You already drank it?

[A]

All right, good, thanks.

[C]

Oh, by the way, that's an Ohio phone number, so shout out. Blake from Ohio. What's your address, Blake? All right, can we get back now to this. This. This text?

[B]

No, but what I was talking about, which was more important?

[C]

All right, fine.

[B]

I was. He didn't. He didn't like the idea of getting into the elementals.

[C]

Oh, yeah, that's a fascinating. But that. That.

[B]

That works. That works. What about the golems?

[A]

Who didn't like the idea of element?

[B]

Matt didn't like it. That gets into the book of Revelation, the angel over the. Over the waters. Like. Like the elementals.

[A]

You'll see what that is.

[B]

The waters, the earth, the wind, fire, or the elements.

[C]

The elementals. It's like entities that rule over things.

[A]

They're just trying to make it a bigger word so it sounds like more intelligent. The elements. Yeah, like earth, wind and fire. Like the Band. All right, so what about the elements now?

[B]

Very disrespectful that they are alive. They are entities. It's like they can be fake dead. They can. They have some sort of.

[C]

Oh, so you're saying that the. There's an Earth Elemental that's sucking on that blood, which is there.

[A]

No, the Earth is alive. You go and put a seed in the earth, something comes up. It's a dead seed, and it brings forth life. It brings forth something that's alive and totally different than that little seed.

[B]

But it's not an angel. It's not like Elohim. It is its own.

[A]

No, there's life. There's different levels of life. Life. Yeah. There's like insect life, there's animal life, there's plant life. Like, there's. Yeah, there's different kinds of life.

[B]

I like it. The seas, like when he said, peace, be still.

[C]

Oh, to the seas.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

All the oceans. Or does seas or chaos.

[B]

The wind, all. It's. It's crazy.

[C]

I wonder if Blake owns a bar in Columbus, Ohio.

[B]

Let's continue reading. That guy. That got chaotic. That got real chaotic.

[C]

It really did.

[B]

Yeah. He said he's not gonna give him his land. That's his father stuff.

[C]

That's right. Cuz God was like, don't do that. And he's like, so, Ahab, your stuff is cool and all, but you can go cake, rocks.

[A]

And Ahab came into his house heavy and displeased. He's just. He just seems like a wanker, bro. He just comes in, he's like, wah.

[C]

Well, at least he wasn't like, I'm gonna murder you and take your shit.

[A]

Yeah, give him a minute.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Because of the word. Ahab came into his house heavy and displeased. Because of the word which Naboth the Jezreelite had spoken to him, Ahab.

[C]

And I'm sad.

[A]

I will not give you the inheritance of my fathers. And he laid him down on his bed and turned away his face and would eat no bread. He's like pouting.

[C]

He's still with Jezebel, right? So she's like, eat your. Eat your bread, Ahab. You're gonna need your strength. And he goes, no, I don't want any.

[B]

He won't give me his food, Forest.

[C]

Give me his food for us.

[A]

Yeah. And he, like, lays down. He's a wanker.

[C]

Straight up.

[B]

Yo, Matt, give me your food, Forest. Because it's close to my house.

[A]

People say the reason there's so many Jezebels is because there's so many A's caps, dude. It's a curious what I say when.

[C]

I look at, like, the state of feminism and what's going on. I go like, that's literally men's fault. That's men for allowing that to propagate.

[A]

Well, it's.

[C]

The church would have been like, no, you hookers.

[A]

In the end, it's always the church's fault. Right. Like, even what a great preacher say, in time past, they said, the sin of any generation is the responsibility of the preachers of that generation.

[B]

This guy, this guy. It's like the. Our audience is like, it's Israel's fault. And he's like, it's the church's fault. Fault. I just like how they're like, kind of interesting. There's something there, right?

[A]

I don't want to talk about Israel anymore. That's all.

[C]

You don't want to talk about Israel? No.

[A]

It causes so much, like, beef in the chat.

[C]

Every time we say we love the Jews, you're like, wait a second. Pump the brakes, Netanyahu. And I'm like, dude, you're getting carried away.

[A]

The problem is, like, if you disagree so hard, like, if, say there's a Republican and they talk to a Democrat, take it back more Democrat, they just disagree with them and everything now is wrong and stupid. This is the same thing that's happening with Israel. Like when. If you say the opposite side of Israel, because it's set up just like Republicans and Democrats now. I didn't realize this until recently. It's set up exactly the same. So as soon as I say a thing that somebody would take as whether it is or not good for Israel, then everything I say is bad. Do you see what I'm saying? That's why I just don't want to do that. I don't want to say, like, I'm a Republican, because then everybody who's Democrat in the chat doesn't. They think I'm an idiot.

[C]

Well, that's what we said when the last time we brought it up to you. And we go like, how do we know that this is the same Israel? And you said there's no way that the Iron Dome would have been shut down for seven hours while at a attack happened.

[A]

I didn't say that. That's.

[B]

That's a good point.

[A]

But the Iron Dome. Yeah. The fact that that got, like, ran through by, like, trucks. Didn't. Didn't they say, like, trucks and stuff?

[B]

Hang gliders?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

That's madness, bro. Isn't that, like, the Most powerful technological defense system on the planet.

[C]

Allegedly. I don't know.

[B]

I. I want my tax dollars to go to a much better defense.

[C]

Can we get an iron dome for the shop?

[A]

We kind of already have one. But Jezebel, his wife came to him and said unto him, why is your spirit so sad and you eat no bread? Look at this female takeover. And he said unto her, because I spoke unto Naboth the Jezreelite and said unto him, give me your vineyard for money or else if it pleases you, I'll give you another vineyard for it. And he answered, I will not give you my vineyard.

[B]

Hold on one second. I'm sorry. The Bible is hilarious when it does the thing where it repeats. Yeah, where it repeats like a stanza, dude. Because three times now. Yeah, like, yo, give me that. And he said no. And then he's like, but then I was sad because he said no. And then his wife why are you sad? News like, cuz he said no.

[C]

Yeah. It would be such an easier read if a lot of the repetition wasn't there.

[B]

No, I like the repetition. I think it's hilarious. Whoever wrote this probably wrote it to be like, yo, laugh at that.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, like, this is the problem, dude. Like in our culture today, like the men on the TV shows is always like the dumbass that's like that, like, needs the one woman that like, the guy can't do anything on his own. The commercials are all like that. Like all this stuff is like this helpless man can't do anything. He's not a king.

[C]

Well, actually, do you know who can.

[A]

He's just a wanker.

[C]

Whenever they do have a strong man, it's a gay dude. I like every time they're doing that now.

[A]

I haven't watched any shows with gay guys on them, so I don't know.

[C]

But I know literally all there is.

[A]

Homer Simpson and like Al Bundy.

[C]

That was back in the 90s. My son watches cartoons. We had to stop him from watching these cartoons because it's like every male character is a bumbling retard.

[A]

Right.

[C]

And every strong male character is a penis and joy lawyer.

[A]

Damn. You are a bit of a wordsmith, though. I do appreciate that. Yeah.

[B]

But the trope is true. It's biblical and it's probably right.

[A]

But we gotta fight against that. We gotta fight against that, man. That's why you get people that are like, oh, can't you just picture Jesus being like blah, blah, blah. And they name something from like American culture that dudes act like it's like, no, no. Read the Bible to know what Jesus is like.

[C]

Like the hippie Jesus.

[A]

Stop acting like he's like Homer Simpson or like, he's like, yeah, I only know 90s TV shows.

[C]

Well, hippie Jesus was a thing when you were growing up, right? Where it's like, there's a song right now called Jesus Drove an Astro Van. And it's so obnoxious because all it talks about is, like, basically Jesus on the road in his Astro van smoking a doobie. And like, that's. That's Christ. It's like, dude.

[A]

What?

[C]

It's weird. Gay.

[A]

I had a 91 Chevy Astro. That's what I drove across country. And when I left California, I bet you smelled. I had my pitbull puppy in the. Sitting on. No, it wasn't like a hippie van. I worked out of it.

[C]

It.

[A]

I used it as a work van by my pitbull puppy sitting shotgun. And then I just had, like, everything I owned in the back. And I moved to Texas first, and then I moved to Florida. Anyway.

[B]

Nice.

[A]

That was in a 91 Chevy.

[C]

That's not good. Atmos. That's not nice. Adma. Don't take that back. Jesus drove a Volkswagen 1943 model.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[C]

That's a Nazi joke.

[A]

Okay. Which raven thinks they're good. They did.

[C]

I never said that. I said they're butt sexers.

[B]

He's on.

[A]

On.

[B]

He's on film saying that.

[A]

And he said, okay. Yeah, I am. Okay. Wait, wait. So now he's crying to his wife. I don't like that he's so jacked up on caffeine. I like him a little jacked up, but he's overboard, dude.

[C]

I came in here and you guys were like, geeking out on packets.

[A]

He loves those now.

[C]

Yeah, you do. And I was like. I could feel you guys. You ever been around somebody who's drunk and you're like.

[B]

It's a little thing about the packets is like the waves are. Now it's there, like, alive move moving quality to them. The caffeine. We're. But we're.

[C]

Okay, so is an asshole, but right now he's sobbing to his whore wife.

[B]

Oh, stop it.

[C]

Well, Jezebel does like. That's like. She's a.

[B]

Well, let's read more.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

So we're in verse seven. And Jezebel, his wife said unto him, do you now. Don't you now govern the kingdom of Israel? Arise and eat bread and let your heart be merry. I'll give you the vineyard.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

No, Dude. Because she already just killed a bunch of people and is sending for Elijah to die. So she's like, is she about. Okay, let's see where this goes.

[A]

I'll give you the vineyard of Naboth, the Jezreelite. So she wrote letters in Ahab's name. She used the authority of her husband. Bro, this is. I should have. I should have read this ahead of time and made some notes.

[C]

Dude, no, this is. I'm great. We're just having this moment together.

[A]

She wrote, respect. I respect that, too. So she wrote letters in Ahab's name and sealed them with his seat.

[C]

Deal.

[A]

Damn.

[C]

While he's just sobbing and not eating.

[A]

His bread, the women just taking the man's authority and using it for themselves, using it in their own.

[C]

This is why.

[A]

Because the dude. Wanker.

[B]

Like.

[A]

Like, yeah, she. She's not right. But, like, the dude's a wanker. And that gives her this opportunity to act like this.

[C]

How does Scott know this about me? Raven sits entirely too close to the steering wheel when he drives. It's unsettling. That's actually wild, because I do.

[A]

He lives local. He lives local. So she wrote letters in Ahab's name. She used authority that wasn't her own and sealed them with his seal and sent the letters unto the elders and to the nobles that were in his city dwelling with Naboth. Dude, where do you see this setup? And she wrote in the letters saying, proclaim a fast and set Naboth on high among the people.

[C]

Proclaim a fast. So what? We're not. We're having a fast from Naboth's vineyard. We're strangling his business. I don't understand.

[A]

No, no, no. She wrote in the letter saying, proclaim a fast and set Naboth on high among the people. And set two men's. Make two men make sure their son, baal, sons of Belial, before him to bear witness against him, saying, you did blaspheme God and the king and then carry him out and stone him and he may die.

[B]

This.

[A]

Look at this chick. Yeah, look at her. That doubted. Blaspheme garbage like the real God.

[C]

Say it.

[A]

She says, that's the accusation against him. Yeah. Say this guy who said, no, according to God, I can't give this land away. I'm not going to. I don't even care if you're the king. I won't disobey God. Even if you're the. Even if that forces me to disobey the king, I won't disobey God. Hey, get witnesses. Let's set them up against him and say that he's blasphemed God.

[C]

Jinny says it's feast, not fast. That would make a little bit more sense.

[A]

Well, it says fast in verse nine, though she wrote in the letter saying proclaim a fast.

[C]

It says it both in the blue letter. I don't know. A blue letter Bible is awfully sneaky. Yeah.

[A]

So she says, get these dudes a blaspheme God. Say that he's blaspheming God. But she doesn't even worship God.

[C]

Could be fist and I hope sons.

[A]

Of BAAL to do it that God rescues him.

[B]

This could have been a good example for the previous episode.

[A]

But it's just these, these. So she's part of this. I think we lose this in the story. She's. She's part of Israel. She's part of this religious institution that claims to represent God in that day. And she's that evil.

[C]

Yeah, she's a real goblin of a.

[A]

And the men of his city, even the elders and the nobles who were the inhabitants in his city, did as Jezebel had sent unto them. See how this chick just controls everybody. And as it was written in the letters which she had sent unto them, them, they proclaimed a fast and set Naboth on high among the people. And there came in two men, children of Belial, that set before him. And the men of Belar witnessed against him, even against Naboth in the presence of the people, saying Naboth did blaspheme God and the king. Then they carried him forth out of the city and stoned him with stones.

[C]

And he died. Wow. I thought for sure God would be like, like, cut it out.

[B]

Nope. Has it? Some things have to go through.

[A]

This is how corrupt the system had become, dude. And Ahab was the most wicked of all the kings. Then they sent and. And see how he's wicked in the sense that he's just a wanker. Yeah, he's not wicked that he's out like murdering doing all this stuff. He's wicked in the sense that he just forsook his job.

[C]

That's crazy because wickedness being, you know, describing submitting to shitty women. Yeah, that's fascinating. It's.

[B]

Where.

[C]

What's his name?

[A]

What's the.

[C]

The skinny wristed cat boy?

[B]

Fuentes.

[C]

Fuentes. He. He hates wife guys. And like, I guess in some way there's something to be said about the wife guy. It's like a meme that's become just like A guy that's so in love with his wife that he's like incredibly submissive. And he's like, these kind of guys are hard. I don't really know because I'm not a. I love my wife Fuentes enjoyer. But he makes some argument, I think that they're detrimental to society. And I mean it seems like Ahab loved his wife.

[B]

Yeah, but he's also made some arguments where he said people shouldn't read the Bible.

[C]

That's crazy as hell.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. So Ahab said that? No, Nick Fuentes.

[A]

Why would he say that?

[C]

Because our interpretation is fallible. And when you start letting the average Joe read the Bible, they start to come up with all kinds of crap.

[A]

Like, that dude's a wanker.

[C]

Well, you know who, that's how you.

[A]

Famous, like what's wrong with this guy?

[C]

He's saying that's how you get lesbian pastors and such, which like, I don't know.

[A]

So. So everybody should not read the Bible. So that's totally be taken astray by everything.

[C]

Well, he's like, you need the church as an authority.

[A]

You need the Holy Spirit as an authority, man. See, that's the problem, dude. You need the Holy Spirit. That's what John 14, is it 23 or 26? 6. The Holy Spirit will teach you all things and guide you into truth and make you remember all things. Like you need God, right, Not the church. Right?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, but there is apostles, prophets, pastors, evangelists and teachers set in the infrastructure of the church, the real church, to instruct. So we do have to have the real church. But like saying that common people shouldn't be reading the Bible is madness, bro.

[C]

Yeah, well, I think you can try to make that argument if you don't take a supernatural. Like a lot of these people have removed the spiritual supernatural element of the Bible and it's just a legalistic kind of scriptural based thing. And if you.

[B]

He's also like a 25 year old kid, very bright, a lot of, a lot of women.

[A]

If he's like a news guy, like you guys are on the news and current events, like it's all just a show, then.

[C]

I mean, I don't think when you.

[A]

Get to that stage of the journey, it's all just this show thing.

[B]

Well, I will say that he was at 1-6-6, was on a no fly list, then got off of it and now he's got millions of followers, but you've never watched.

[C]

But again, it's like he's a fan.

[B]

Is that what you're saying, well, it's very much like these people that. That are large, go away and then come back with a new sort of narrative and a larger following and are accepted into the mainstream. I'm suspicious of them, especially when they're dressed like Indiana Jones.

[A]

Stop, dude.

[C]

Carrying a whip in public deserves scrutiny, bro.

[B]

Same thing. Patterns, dog.

[A]

Patterns.

[B]

Patterns. Recognizing them. We're seeing them.

[A]

But. So, anyway, the man is the head of the household. He's going to be held accountable before God at the judgment seat, not just for himself, but for his wife and children. And so the man is the. Is the head of the house. The wife is supposed to be submissive to the husband the same way the husband is submissive to Christ. So this concept, like, the man can backhand his wife because she cooked his steak wrong. That's not what it means. That's not what it means. It means like. Like, honey, I'm going to be held accountable at the judgment seat. Like, you got to help me.

[C]

Bert Reynolds used to smack women like.

[A]

Honey, you got to help me here. And I love you, and I want to create an environment where you can thrive, where you can know the Lord and love the Lord and you can have success in life. Like, that's my job. That's my role. You got to help me with that. Do you see what I'm saying? Anywhere a man has authority, has responsibility, and anywhere a man has responsibility, he has authority. Like, you can't. You can't be responsible for something you don't have authority over. Do you see what I'm saying? I can't be responsible if I have employees. And I say, hey, I need you to work the register. And they say no. Well, how can I be responsible for them if I don't have authority over them? Do you see what I'm saying?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And how can I be an authority if I don't have responsibility? They go together. They go together. So I have authority in my household because I'm responsible for my household. And it's not like I'm in charge here. Do what I say. It's like, hey, hey, hey.

[C]

No.

[A]

I'm going to be held accountable at the judgment seat for me. Me, for you and the kids. I need your help. Like, I need your help. Yeah. And I'm following God and I'm loving my wife as Christ loved the church and was willing to die for her. And when you have a husband like that, that's where a wife submits to the husband. That's the biblical context. That's all in Ephesians. You can look all that up in the Ephesian letter and we could do a deep dive on it, too. But that's the context of it. So, anyway, there's that, but then you just get these wankers, man. They just like. Like go to sleep. They lay on their bed and cry and complain, go, I didn't get what I want. And the woman goes, all right, now it's time for me to take over. And this happens all around America. This happens all the time. You see this stuff all the time. The dude just like. And some dudes just check out. Maybe they're getting nagged by the wife. So they just check out. And there's like, yeah, whatever, man. I'm busy.

[C]

I know dudes that have checked out.

[A]

Yeah, a lot of that. A lot of that. So whatever. Those dudes got to go hard after God. They're going to be held accountable, man.

[C]

Man.

[A]

All right. So it came to pass when Jezebel heard that Naboth was stoned and was dead, that Jezebel said to Ahab, arise, take possession of the vineyard of Naboth, the Jezreelite, which he refused to give you for money, for Naboth is not alive, but dead. This is like a creepy witch in a movie or something, dude.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And it came to pass when Ahab heard that Naboth was dead, that Ahab rose up to go down to the vineyard of Naboth, the Jezreelite, to take possession of it. He just like skipping and whistling.

[B]

He probably skipped.

[A]

It's like skipping. He's whistling on his way down there.

[B]

Yeah, it's just something, just.

[A]

You think he did that hand that you did to me the other day with the hand?

[C]

This one?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, that thing. Yeah, for sure. I didn't do that.

[C]

You did that hand.

[B]

I don't know. I don't remember. Did I do that?

[A]

So that's the kingdom of darkness. Watch the kingdom of light in verse 17.

[C]

All right, finally.

[A]

And the word of the Lord came to Elijah. The Tishbite saying, arise, go down to meet Ahab, king of Israel, which is in Samaria. Behold, he's in the vineyard of Naboth, where he's gone down to possess it. And you shall speak unto him, saying, thus saith the Lord. Have you killed and also taken possession? And thou shalt speak unto him, saying, thus saith the Lord. In the place where dogs lick the blood of Naboth, shall dogs lick thy blood, even thine.

[C]

So basically, you're about to die.

[A]

I don't know about. About to. Because a lot of times in prophecy, we don't understand the timing. This is what's happening today, right? Everybody's like, yeah, it's the end of the. But they say that in every generation, we just don't understand timing on a lot of things. Like, Moses knew he was called to deliver Israel out of Egypt, but he didn't know the timing. He jumped the gun and killed a man. He killed an Egyptian. Stephen says, supposing that his brethren knew he was their savior. He knew that was his calling 40 years before he was supposed to actually do it. He jumped the gun on the timing. You can't jump the gun on God. You got to sit still and wait. You got to sit still and wait it out. God will bring it to pass. You got to be chill with God. You can't just be like, oh, no. In my society, we just push buttons on the microwave and stuff's done in 30 seconds. Seconds. You can't do that. We just go through the drive through. So everything should happen so quick. It doesn't work like that. You can't jump the gun on God. You got to wait on the timing. But nevertheless, this dude's going to die and the dogs are going to lick his blood. So it's not like an honorable death.

[C]

That's an interesting observation though, because in this time we might have more trouble having patience and adhering to God's timing on things than ever before historically, because everything is so moving so fast. It's gratification. All the 30 second clips, clips, everything is boom, boom, boom. If you don't want to watch it, you can switch to the next thing. I watched that in My own Son where it's like when I was a kid, I had five options on TV and I had to be home when they were on TV if I wanted to watch them. Right now this kid is like, has a million things that he could watch any given moment and he's not satisfied with any of them.

[A]

And it's interactive.

[C]

Boom, boom.

[A]

Yeah, it's interact that. That going through the channels. Oh, yeah. Interactive tv.

[C]

It's tiny dopamine hits. Boom, boom, boom, boom. You know, it keeps lighting up. It shows you a preview.

[A]

It's not like you're at the mercy of the TV channel for whatever they play. You can interact. Interact and pick whatever you want. Yeah, that's great. Yeah. But I know you guys mocked me initially, but like, this is what I'm saying. This is the most dangerous time and place in human history to be a Christian for funsies.

[C]

Like, it's.

[A]

But now you're getting it. You're like, yeah, dude, this is the. Like, imagine if you came home, you lived on a farm. You didn't have tv, you didn't have radio, you didn't have a phone. It's 200 years ago. You got a farm, you got a Bible.

[C]

Yeah. You got time, you got your family.

[B]

We really ruined your life, huh?

[C]

Huh? I could see that.

[B]

He had a farm, he had a Bible.

[A]

It's complicated.

[B]

Now he's on signal.

[C]

Now he's got a podcast app. Now he's got.

[B]

Now he's got memes of himself.

[C]

I like the memes.

[A]

I mean, it is what it is, dude. Tonight I could just chill in my room reading the Bible my whole life. At some point, I was gonna have to.

[C]

You gotta go forth. Unless you're autistic, then you keep the secrets and then you don't spread it. But if you're not autistic, go forth.

[B]

Well, that's speculation. We're not sure. That's still out.

[A]

Neither here nor there. Yeah. And Ahab said to Elijah, you have you found me on my enemy? Look at these guys got beef. Dude, have you found me on my enemy? And he answered, I found you because you've sold yourself to work evil in the sight of the Lord. Look at these wankers. Didn't we talk about this in Jude? These guys who, like, they're for sale. Yeah, these guys are for sale. You sold yourself to work evil in the sight of the Lord. Behold, I will bring evil upon you. This is a prophet saying this. He's saying, thus sayeth the Lord, I will bring evil upon you. I don't think most church people can grasp this today. Most church people are like, no, no, God would never say something like that. God would never do something like that. This is God spoke spokesman saying, I'll bring evil upon you. People aren't ready for this, dude. And will take away your posterity and will cut off from Ahab, him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel. I know you guys like that old school James dude. Dude, it just means him that pissed. You know, him that pisseth against the wall. It's saying the males, females don't piss against the wall.

[B]

It's males hell. Yeah. I like, I kind of like that.

[A]

Me too. I like the whole King James dude. That's why I'm saying I like to live in the country, because sometimes you want to go outside and take a piss if you live in a neighborhood, you can't do that.

[B]

Oh yeah, it's the best. Sometimes I'll just pee in the middle of my.

[A]

Aiden would go piss in the front yard when we lived in a neighborhood because we used to live in like a country area, so he always could. Then we moved into a neighborhood and he. We couldn't get him to stop pissing in the front yard.

[C]

Dude, check this out.

[B]

Crazy.

[C]

This is on that topic and I'm not. I agree with Genghis Khan about pissing in the yard. Genghis Khan is quoted as saying that he was a punishment of God for the great sins of the people that he conquered. And like, I'm not saying that that's true, but Genghis Khan is regarded as an evil conqueror. And he is saying that I am here because of your great sins that God has sent me. So I don't know.

[B]

Madeline's peeing in the yard. It's not lady like. Like it's a man's job to pee in the yard.

[C]

That's true.

[A]

You never know if they're a man or a woman in the chat though, bro.

[B]

They them.

[A]

I'm not doing this.

[B]

So he says, I'm not brewing this.

[C]

I'm not brewing this.

[A]

Behold, I'll bring evil upon you and will take away your posterity and will cut off from Ahab, him that pisseth against the wall, and him that shut up and left in Israel and will make your house house like the house of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, and like the house of Basha, the son of Ahijah, because of the provocation wherewith you've provoked me to anger and made Israel to sin. Don't we keep coming across this? It's not just that you're sinning and going to hell. You're taking others with you because is.

[B]

It because they deceived that town? So the town kind of.

[A]

Oh yeah, yeah. They're following leadership.

[C]

Stone them.

[B]

Who stoned them? Yeah, they did it.

[C]

Mad. Mad people did.

[A]

Yes. And just leadership, like that's the definition of leadership is there's followers that leadership. Jesus calls it the blind leading the blind. They're going into a pit. But now you're following them. If the blind follows the blind, they both fall into a pit.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That's the whole context is leaders that lead people astray. Man and of Jezebel also spake the Lord saying, the dog shall eat Jezebel by the wall of Jezreel Israel. Him that dies Ahab in the city, the Dog shall eat. In him that dies in the field shall the fowls of the air eat, saying like your. All your generations. They're gonna die bad.

[C]

It's a wrap. But for you, my guy.

[B]

Yeah, they won't be buried.

[A]

But there was none like Ahab, which did sell himself to work wickedness in the sight of the Lord, whom Jezebel, his wife, stirred up.

[B]

You know what I'm noticing here is that Matt really didn't do his research. He's like, I was obsessed with the book of Jude, but, like, this is a scripture that he should have pulled up for the last episode, but he didn't.

[C]

This is fantastic.

[B]

We pulled up other ones, which were great examples.

[A]

Why should we have pulled this up for the last episode?

[C]

Because this is a banger.

[B]

Because unto Ahab, which did sell himself to work wickedness in the sight of the Lord, he did sell himself. That's like word for word what we were reading.

[A]

I know, but I can't have 10,000 scriptures and everything. You're already at two hours. Like scripture by scripture by scripture by scripture on Jude.

[B]

Like, this is your shop.

[A]

I know, but I know how you get when it goes long. You're like, oh, man, if the thumbnail says two hours, people won't watch it. They want two minutes.

[B]

That's not true. I never said that. I've never said that at all.

[C]

I like that. If it was modern day, it would be like. And go back to it real quick. What did it say? And. But there was none like unto Ahab. But if it was today would be like, which was whiny bitch dominated by his wife. I think the crazy bread.

[B]

The real crazy example of this is that it's probably.

[C]

Probably.

[B]

There are probably so many mentions of this same thing in the Bible that is just like, just constant over.

[A]

That's what I'm saying. You have to read the whole Bible. Yeah, it's like, it's crazy how people have these positions that haven't read the entire Bible. Like, if you don't read the entire Bible, you don't know what you don't know. And if you do read the entire Bible to your point, you start seeing these themes that keep popping up over and over and over and over and that most church people just. It's. They completely miss it.

[C]

It's crazy because I know guys that like, like you said before, check out. So they check out because they have kind of a. Of a wife, and then she starts making all the executive family decisions, and then she drives the family into one Terrible situation after another terrible situation, and the guy will just kind of throw his hands up in the air and go, well, that's what you wanted to do. And it's like, I wonder. God is looking at you like, you silly bitch.

[B]

I know this isn't biblical, which is why we should do the Book of David. The Book of David. The. The story of David. But in that show, they depict Saul's wife as. When. When Saul is, like going under the. When he's having the delusions. They depict his wife as changing the law.

[A]

Who?

[B]

His wife.

[C]

Who's his wife?

[B]

His wife.

[A]

They.

[B]

In the show, this is what they show. I just find it interesting that it's a. It's an overlap or it's like a. Not a stereotype, but it's an archetype that's portrayed. And they put it on soul's wife. Even though it's not biblical, she changes the law, brings in witchcraft, stuff like that. But I'm like, just interesting that they would tell that story there.

[A]

It's not biblical to go back and look at it. Maybe. I don't. I don't know off the top of my head if she did. Maybe she did.

[B]

I don't think she did.

[A]

Thing. Do they have the witch at Endor in that? Like, do you see when. When he goes to the witch at Endor and she pulls up Sammy Samuel?

[B]

Not yet. It's not. It's not ended.

[C]

They just came with.

[B]

Yeah, that's towards. That's towards the end.

[A]

I remember the first time Jess read that one morning, she's like, bust in my room. She's like, dude, what. What is going on here?

[B]

Is this time travel?

[C]

It's time travel. Is Jess into time travel? Is that her thing?

[A]

She's pretty normal.

[B]

She's sensible. Yeah.

[C]

She's reasonable.

[A]

She's in the sourdough. Did you like the sourdough?

[B]

It was good. My wife liked it.

[A]

My wife. Oh, no. Embarrassing.

[B]

That's so embarrassing.

[A]

I wish I wouldn't have did that.

[B]

Hated it.

[A]

That was nice. All right, so there was none. Like Ahab. He was the biggest wanker of them all, which did sell himself to work wickedness in the sight of the Lord, who Jezebel, his wife, stirred up and he did very abom. Abominably in following idols according to all things as the Amorites. Bro, Remember we were just reading in the Jude study that, like, they wiped out the Amorites. God said, I'm not bringing you out to take over the land until the sins of the Amorites is Folded. They were supposed to wipe out these people who were so evil to never let this stuff ever happen again. And now the King of Israel, the leader, is doing things just as wicked as those Amorites. This is like when the church does something just as wicked as the world, man.

[B]

You know what I say, though? If you're doing wicked stuff like this.

[C]

Go all the way, go hard or go home.

[B]

Go all the way.

[A]

Yeah, but don't do it in the name of God. Just go be some wicked, evil person. Don't pretend like you're religious, dude. Go hard.

[B]

Isn't he the one that says, like, go hard.

[A]

Whatever you do, go, that's fine, but don't do it in the name of God. If you're going to be a wanker, just be a wanker. Just go hard and just be honest about it.

[B]

What if you want to do it.

[A]

In the name of God?

[B]

Wanker.

[C]

Somebody's got to do it, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You guys have to watch. I know you hate me plugging it all the time, but I'm not going to.

[B]

Say.

[A]

Dude, no, I'm not even talking about that. I'm talking about the religious business. The Religion Business by Nathan Appel. Dude, it's showing this stuff that you're going. You're going to watch it. It's. Things happening today will make you sick to your stomach. Dude. Dude. That this stuff's being done in the name of God, in the name of religion, in the name of Christianity. How it goes down in the church, it makes you sick to your stomach. And then you realize, like, dude, this stuff doesn't change, man. All these patterns in the Bible, they just continue. They just continue. And that's. We're watching it today. We're watching these. Jezebel, Ahab. Things happen in the church today. This stuff's happening today.

[C]

All right.

[A]

According to all the things, he was evil. He did evil. According to all the things, as the Amorites did, whom the Lord cast out before the children of Israel. Israel. So now there's no testimony in the earth. If the covenant people are just as wicked as the world, there's no testimony anymore. And it came to pass when Ahab heard those words, that he ripped his clothes and put sackcloth upon his flesh and fasted and laying sackcloth and went softly. This is crazy.

[C]

Wait, wait, wait. So the Lord said to Ahab. So Ahab heard the voice of God.

[A]

No, no, no. Elijah's prophesying to him in the name of the Lord, but this.

[C]

And this dude just tears his clothes off.

[A]

No, he's like a wanker, but he's got like a soft heart. He repents a little bit here. This is, this is crazy, dude. And like he fasted and laying sackcloth and went softly, look how powerful fasting is. The word of the Lord came to Elijah the Tishbite saying, see how Ahab humbled himself before me.

[B]

So he really meant it too, which is the crazy part. It's like this.

[A]

He's just a weak man.

[C]

He's just all lost.

[B]

But there's something about that then like he's like an empath. Like, meaning like he's like susceptible to all these emotions and swings wildly this way, wildly that way, but so much.

[A]

So that like in the. And the New Testament says, don't be. Don't be slighted by every wind of doctrine. Yeah, don't be slighted. Oh, it's going this way, it's going that way. Get grounded in the word of God. Get grounded in it.

[B]

It's interesting though that somebody could be this wishy washy and still like be king. Be. Well, not just be king, but be like, talk to like God's like, yeah, I noticed this. Like, it's just like because if you're so wishy washy, I'm not going to pay attention to you. But like this guy actually must have meant it. Like he must have been convicted. And like I'm going to worship these guys gods. And he's like, oh man, I feel real bad today.

[C]

Like God goes just a mess.

[A]

He did mean it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You guys weren't there when Cameron sat in on the Bible study at the house on this. Cameron was like ate up with Ahab. He's like, dude, what this guy, man? Like he couldn't believe how same same way you guys are right now. I wish Cameron could have sat in on this one, dude. Like the, like dissecting the life of Ahab is like, bro. What? He's just this weak, man. He's just totally susceptible to the wind of everything that comes along. It just blows him this way, blows him that way. He's just all over the place, man. But he does humble himself and fast, dude. Fasting is powerful, bro.

[C]

I thought fasting was like, like abstaining from any sort of.

[B]

No, fasting was like when Elijah ran.

[C]

Oh, he was mad fasting.

[A]

No, that's going fast. Fasting is denying yourself food that you have access to. And it can be as much as like eating nothing or it can be just abstaining from certain things.

[C]

So that's what I'm wondering in the Bible, does it set precedent? Like, does it distinguish, like, yeah, it could be eating nothing or it could be just not having.

[B]

Maybe he was fasting from all the gay that he was doing.

[A]

Hold. No, no, it's both. It's both. It's because, like, Daniel had a fast where he just didn't eat any pleasant meat and didn't have wine.

[C]

He didn't still eat, like, bread and simple carbohydrates.

[A]

We know in the beginning he only ate fruit and vegetables in chapter one, so it looks like maybe. I think that's chapter 10 where he's, you know, the 21 day thing, maybe that was just fruits and vegetables too. But there's that and then there's some people don't eat anything.

[C]

Yeah, that's how I understood fasting was like, you ain't eating shit, but if.

[A]

You fast, you know, gotta eat your bread. If you. If you're. If you're somebody who fasts, you know, I'm pretty fast. You know when you're denying yourself certain food, you know when that effect happens? Because do you remember the Tony Hawk's skateboard game? Hell, yeah. Okay. You remember when, like, do you remember when you would, like, do so many tricks and then it would go into slow motion?

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Fasting's like that. Fasting, like, you know when it's happening because all of a sudden your spirit's just sensitive, bro. It's just very sensitive and you're very locked in.

[C]

That's like in Mega Man X when you do too much. There's too many enemies on the screen and it goes into too many frames per second and everything gets in slow motion.

[B]

Max pain.

[A]

You're just very mindful. You're very mindful of everything that's coming into your spirit. You're very spiritually sensitive. Your dreams kick up a notch.

[B]

This makes me, like, very even more suspicious of John Lenhart. He does. He has a website for. He's getting into flow.

[C]

The flow state. Does it even include fasting? He doesn't look like a guy that fast.

[B]

No, but this is, like, supposed to be the Holy Spirit, not a wet site. What is this?

[A]

Okay, so because he humbled himself, because he humbled himself, because he humbled himself before me. I will not bring the evil in his days, but in his son's days will I bring the evil upon his house.

[C]

So that's cool.

[B]

Worse.

[C]

Well, I mean, that's what I say, bro.

[A]

There's been other kings that were like, oh, okay, cool. At least it didn't come in my day, I'm like, that's the cr. That would be, like, torture to me.

[C]

Yeah. Because that's like, when the Pharisees are like, put it on our kids. Our kids. Put it on the future generations. Put on our children.

[A]

Like, dude, I just want to, like, set up something for the next generation. That's all I want to do. I don't want to, like. And I don't think if there's gonna have to be a generation in the kingdom of God that sacrifices itself for the good of the next generation. And there's. I think that's gonna have to happen at some point, dude. Like, it's never gonna happen if some generation doesn't sacrifice themselves to give the next generation a launch pad. I just. I don't know. I haven't fully developed that thought, but I think there has to be that. And I just think, like, that's a.

[C]

Whole generation of people walk into the ocean.

[A]

No, it's just. That's how Jess and I, like, look at life, too, is like, it doesn't matter what we get or what we have or whatever. Like, our life is just wrapped up in, like, helping our kids launch in. Into life. You know what I mean? Into this life. And we want to, like, do a thing that's going to help them. Them. That, to me, that's like this huge curse. Like, hey, man, I won't bring it on you. Like, if there. Like, if there was going to be that, I'd be like, no, please, Lord, just bring it on me. Don't. Don't.

[C]

But Ahab seems like the type of guy that's like, thank you.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

He's like, that's so much better. He'll deal with it.

[C]

Thank you for cursing my children.

[B]

But, I mean, the son could break this curse, but he doesn't.

[A]

Well, we'll see.

[C]

You know what's interesting, I wanted to ask you about this, and I think the lady was correct. You sent in a wonderful woman in here the other day who was saying that she was a prophet. She was very interesting prophet matter.

[B]

They them.

[C]

She was cool. And, you know, she reads the Bible. She believes it's the Holy Spirit. She believes that God puts it upon her to, you know, say certain things to people, she feels compelled every once in a while, etc. Etc. And she was saying that she goes, you know how in the Bible it says that you can have a. A curse put upon you for the sins of your father for. For four to seven generations? And we go, yeah. And she goes, that's not true. And I go, oh, that's literally what I said.

[A]

I said, oh, what'd she say?

[C]

Well, then she kept going on, and she was just like. Basically. Cause it was a language barrier. And the more you kind of like.

[B]

No, it wasn't English.

[C]

Well, it wasn't English, but she had a strong accent. I mean, you're Puerto Rico. She's Puerto Rican. So it was a little bit of a.

[A]

What was she saying?

[C]

What she said was like, yeah, once Jesus came and paid that debt, if you accept him as your Lord and Savior and accept him into your life, then those generational iniquities can be broken. And I was like, based this. It was interesting because she was kind of.

[A]

But if you don't. If you don't come out, you're gonna.

[C]

Suffer the sins of your father, Satan.

[A]

Then all that stuff still exists.

[C]

So this was. This was not an option for Ahab's kids.

[A]

Yeah, it was. No, no, no. Like. Like, look how wicked and evil Ahab is. And when he repents like this, look at the mercy of God. True. In reaction to that God. God is always looking like, dude, the fact that Jesus came and died on a cross like that, it proves he's always looking to give us a path back to him. So, yeah, if he's that merciful to a dude who's that much of a wanker because at one time he, like, repented and fasted and humbled himself before God. God's like, all right, man. That's all I need, dude. I can work with that then. Yeah, anybody can do that. Okay, look how wicked Ahab is and God's. And that's how powerful fasting is and humbling yourself before God.

[B]

I wouldn't say he's wicked. I'd say it's mostly his wife.

[A]

Wife that's wicked.

[B]

She's out of control.

[A]

Okay, but he gave it to her. That's wickedness.

[B]

Yeah, but she's really mean.

[C]

Well, I guess it's like the definition of wickedness. Like, is being a submissive bitch also being wicked?

[A]

The most wicked?

[B]

The most wicked.

[A]

It's like the most wicked.

[C]

All right.

[B]

Looking at you, Scott.

[A]

All right. I can't keep reading, dude. My throat's like.

[C]

Don'T do that noise. Stop doing that noise.

[B]

Let's wrap it up then.

[A]

Right now.

[B]

I gotta go. I'm getting yelled at by my wife. But my wife. Ah.

[C]

I mean, whatever you guys want to.

[B]

Do in a couple of minutes. What do you think?

[A]

I mean, we could do 22.

[B]

You read it.

[A]

And they continued three years without war between Syria and Israel. And it came to pass in the third year that Jehoshaphat, the king of Judah, came down to the king of Israel. That's Ahab. And the king of Israel said unto his servants, know you that Ramoth and Gilead is ours? And we be still and take it not out of the hand of the king of Syria. So the king of Syria had conquered some land, they and the king of Judah and Israel, which is all of Israel proper. But now they're broken apart at this time period. They say, let's get back together. Let's go take this land back from the king of Syria. And he said unto Jehoshaphat, will you go with me to battle to Ramoth, Gilead? And Jehoshaphat said to the king of Israel, I am as thou art, my people, as thy people, my horses as thy horses.

[C]

So we're one down?

[A]

Yeah, we're one.

[C]

Let's get it.

[A]

And Jehoshaphat said unto the king of Israel, that's Ahab. Inquire, I pray thee, at the word of the Lord, this today. So these dudes are just using God like a Magic 8 ball, bro. Like this. This kind of thing doesn't change, man. Then the king of Israel gathered the prophets together, about 400 men. So somehow, after Elijah killed them off, they. They started gathering again and said unto them, shall I go against Ramoth, Gilead to battle, or shall I forbear? And they said, go up, for the Lord shall deliver it into your hand, into the hand of the king.

[B]

Which king?

[A]

Ahab. He's the one who's told to go get these guys and see what they say. Notice the majority always say good news. They always, yay, go do it. Everything's good. Let me tell you good news. I don't want to tell you the hard things that you don't want to hear. Let me tell you good things. And Jehoshaphat said, is there not here a prophet of the Lord? Because I got these other prophets of baal, wherever they're from, like, whatever these dudes are, they're not real prophets of God. See if there's one of them. 1. He's got 400 of the fake prophets. Hey, can we find one real prophet? I'd say that, like, that's an accurate number. If you have 401 prophets. One in 400, one of them's a real one. I don't know.

[C]

I think that lady was solid. I felt really cool about her.

[A]

Is there not here a prophet of the Lord, besides that we might inquire of him. And the king of Israel said unto Jehoshaphat at there's yet one man, which is kind of sucky because there's only one. But on the other hand, it's kind of rad because that's all God needs, is one man. And whether people like it or not, God operates through man.

[C]

This is crazy.

[A]

There's yet one man, Micah, the son of Imlab, by whom we may inquire of the Lord. But I hate him.

[B]

This guy keeps telling me crazy.

[C]

That's crazy.

[A]

Why? Because he never prophesies good concerning me, but even evil. Yeah, he's a man of God. He prophesies truth.

[C]

He's just saying.

[A]

Different between fake prophets and real prophets. Fake prophets always say sweet things to people.

[C]

That's interesting.

[A]

They want your money. They want your money. You watch it today, bro. And you like prophets on tv? Why do they have a TV show if they're prophets?

[C]

Yeah, we got a prophet.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

What. What are we doing here?

[A]

So. So you, like, prophesy good things to people, and they send you money, like, bro, this never changes, man. Man. So it's. It's interesting, though. So Ahab's got beef with this guy.

[C]

With the prophet, With Jehoshaphat.

[A]

Micaiah.

[C]

Okay? He's.

[A]

He's got beef with Micaiah.

[C]

I know you.

[A]

There's like a. So there's like a couple real prophets on this game.

[B]

Keeps telling me nasty.

[A]

So he. So he doesn't just hate Elijah, he hates him too. Man, I don't want any bread. Because he doesn't prophesy good concerning me, but evil. And Jehoshaphat said, let not the king say so. Let's hear him. Then the king of Israel called an officer and said, hasten here. Micaiah, the son of Imlah and the king of Israel, and Jehoshaphat, the king of Judah, sat each on his throne.

[C]

Are you okay? What was that?

[A]

Having put on their robes, just lean.

[C]

Over and spit on the ground in.

[A]

A void place in the entrance of the gate of Samaria. And all the prophets prophesied before them. Look at these big shots in the natural realm, they're big shots. They're on their throne. They got all these people in front of them prophesying sweet things that they want to hear. They're on the throne.

[B]

Must be so annoying.

[A]

Maybe they're getting crunk. They're drinking out of the thing. I go, yeah, Michaela's sitting in the corner, all doing this. Then there's this one, dude, man, watch this. And Zedekiah, the son of Chennah made him horns of iron. And he said, thus saith the Lord. Look at how creative this guy is with these horns. You shall push the Syrians until you have consumed them. And saying, yeah. And all the prophets prophesied. So these prophets, just whatever they can think up in their brain. And if you hang around like so called charismatic crowd.

[C]

Oh yeah, they'll start like, you'll just.

[A]

Hear the most foolish stuff, dude.

[C]

And they'll back each other.

[A]

They'll just say foolish things, dude. Like, I don't know, I just. I've heard some very foolish.

[B]

Start a podcast in a coffee shop.

[A]

And they're saying like, oh, I saw this guy preaching. And there was hearts coming off of him while he was preaching. You're like, just read the Bible.

[C]

Well, there's that. Remember that video we saw? These charismatics are just spazzing on the ground and there's like four or five of them in there. And it's like, yeah. So they all start doing like, I don't know, man. To me it kind of look like fake bullshit. But you start like, if he's gonna do fake bullshit, I'll do fake bullshit too. You get enough of us together, we all feel good. There's a diffusion of responsibility.

[A]

That's the tough thing, dude. Again, you get back to the Republican and Democrat thing. It's like, so there's either that Charismatics or there's like the not Charismatics, the not Pentecostals who just don't believe in any of the gifts. Gifts. It's like my doctrine or my theology is the same as the Charismatics.

[C]

Is it a gift to spazz out?

[A]

But then when I watch. But exactly. Then I watch him, I go, no, no, but I'm not down with that. Like, I'm not down with that.

[C]

Should we say a prayer for the Republican party?

[A]

Stop. All right. And all the prophets prophesied so saying, get up to Ramoth, Gilead and prosper for the land, for the Lord shall deliver it into the king's hand. These guys are just making stuff up, bro. And the messenger that was gone to call Micaiah spoke unto him, saying, behold, now the words of the prophets declare good unto the king with one of own mouth. Let your word, I pray you be like the word of one of them and speak that which is good. So one of these false prophets tries to bully him and say, make sure you say something good too. And Micaiah said, bro, as the Lord Lives. Whatever the Lord says to me that will I speak. That's the definition of this guy's like.

[C]

No, no, no, that's not what we're doing.

[B]

It's like, we're lying. We're lying.

[A]

Can you get.

[C]

Get with the line.

[A]

So he came to the king. Remember, it's 400 verses one. Remember, Elijah already fought 850 versus one. This is where you. This is where you get these. The statements like, if it's me and God, we have the majority. It doesn't matter if it's a thousand verse one, ten thousand verse one. If it's me and God, we have the majority. So he came to the king, and the king said unto him, micaiah, shall we go against Ramoth, Gilead to battle, or shall we forbear? This is them again. They're trying to use God like a genie in a bottle or like the Magic 8 Ball. You shake it and you look right. Yeah, that's people's concept of God. And he answered him. I like this guy. He answered him, yeah, go and prosper, man, for the Lord shall deliver it into the hand of the king. And the king said unto him, how many times shall I adjure thee that you tell me nothing but that which is true in the name of the Lord?

[B]

So he knows. He's being sarcastic.

[A]

He said, okay, if you're sure that's what you want. He said, I saw all Israel scattered upon the hills as sheep that have no shepherd. And Lord said, these have no master. Let them return every man to his house in peace. And the king of Israel said unto Joseph, at. Didn't I tell you that he prophesied no good concerning me but evil?

[C]

Didn't I tell you, don't bring this guy around here.

[B]

So wait, first he says, he's like, yeah, yeah, show your win. He's like, yo, tell me the truth, man. Stop lying to me. And he goes, dude, everybody's gonna die. He's exceeding. I say about this guy.

[C]

I told you this guy was an asshole.

[B]

This is hilarious. You realize that, right?

[C]

It is very funny.

[A]

I mean, it's kind of hilarious, but it's kind of like, heavy on my heart because these don't. This doesn't change, man. The modern American 501C3 system does this same thing, dude. They want these sweet words. They want these sweet things.

[B]

All this caffeine. Yeah, this is funny to me. I don't.

[A]

I don't disagree.

[C]

If you imagine it played out like a cartoon.

[B]

I mean, I'm imagining it played out how it is now. It's very.

[C]

I know, but it's just like. To turn and like you said, and be like. Told you. This guy.

[A]

It's fine when it's another story, but when you're watching it in real time, it's tough. People are being led astray because they want to hear sweet things that they want to hear.

[B]

Yeah, I know, but, like, look, it's still funny to me because I'm a. Maybe because I'm a bad person. When I do look at it, I go, go, this is very funny. Is that objectively funny?

[C]

I still reserve. Said buzzkill. Like, yeah, he was the buzzkill.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Guy was like, this guy said, this is why we don't invite you any parties.

[B]

No, but I. You don't. Maybe. Maybe it's just the part of me that needs to go away. But laughing at other people's displeasure or when it's clear that's like, that's what's gonna happen.

[C]

I'm not laughing at his displeasure. I'm laughing at the way it's structured where he goes like, dude, tell me the truth.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Like, come on, do it. And then he tells him the truth, and he's like, this guy sucks. I told you this.

[B]

But when people do that in real life, life, even today, when they do that, and they go, tell me what I want to hear. And you go, here's what you want to hear. And you go, stop lying. And you go, all right, here's the truth. They go, yeah, And. And it's very funny.

[C]

It's funny.

[B]

It's funny. Stop doing it is what I mean. I mean, I won't. I'll stop laughing at them when they stop doing it. Them?

[A]

They.

[B]

Them.

[C]

Them. He will stop laughing at all the women.

[B]

Is it fair for me to tell them? I'll stop laughing at you. Having a laugh at your expense.

[A]

That was a talking text. Would it type out thumb or the thumb?

[C]

100% thumb.

[A]

Thumb. Okay.

[B]

I'm not. I'm not.

[A]

I'm not bruin.

[C]

He said.

[A]

Hear, hear, thou, therefore the word of the Lord. I saw the Lord sitting on his throne and all the host of heaven standing by him on his right hand and on his left.

[B]

I like this.

[A]

And the Lord said, who shall persuade Ahab that he may go up and fall at Ramoth Gilead. So now God is setting up a plan for Ahab to fall at Rath Gilead. People are like, oh, no, no. God would never do this. Okay, Just read the book.

[C]

So that was it. He just said, no, that that's not it.

[A]

That's not it.

[C]

No. I'm saying Ahab was like, they told you this guy sucks. And then that's. He didn't believe him. And then.

[A]

So Micaiah right now is explaining to him exactly what's happening. He says, listen, Ahab, this is exactly what's happening right now. Hear the word of the Lord. I saw the Lord in the eternal realm, sitting on his throne and all the host of heaven standing by him.

[B]

This is the. This is that scripture that we talk about with Ed, where God is there.

[C]

And he's asked counsel.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He has a council. And he's like, how are we to going to.

[A]

These are. This is one of the passages. There's several passages like this. It's in Job. It's in psalm. Is it 82 or 89? There's. It's not. It's not one place. There's, like, the courts of heaven there with God. And Micaiah says, yeah, I saw this in the spirit realm. I saw it in heaven. And the host of heaven standing by him on his right and his left. And the Lord said, who shall persuade Ahab? This conversation is happening in. In heaven and the prophets watching it, that he may go up and fall at Rath Gilead. I. I want to put a plan together, and I want you guys to be in on it. How are we going to get Ahab killed in battle for God? Says, that's crazy. People aren't ready for that. They're like, oh, no, no. God wouldn't do that. Okay, Read the Bible.

[B]

I'm sorry, Matt, but you're gonna. You're gonna look me in my face and tell me that that's not funny, bro.

[A]

All this is very heavy to me, bro. I don't know.

[B]

Very funny.

[A]

I know. I'm not disagreeing that it's not funny. It probably is, but it's just very heavy to me too, man.

[B]

He's like, we're gonna kill this guy. How are we gonna do it?

[C]

I think it's.

[B]

I think it's funny.

[A]

I think it's heavy. If humans are being led astray. That's all I'm saying. Saying.

[B]

But this guy kind of deserves it, right?

[C]

He's a wanker.

[A]

And the Lord said, who shall persuade Ahab that he may go up and fall at Rath Gilead? We have to persuade him. We have to convince him that he should go do this.

[C]

Damn. Okay. All right. That's what I wasn't picking up. So he's like, all right, how are.

[B]

We going to lie to him.

[C]

And one of that's like when God sends a delusion, we're not lie.

[B]

How are we going to. Yeah, how we going to persuade him?

[A]

Watch in one set on this manner and another set on that manner. So these are angels, if you will. They're entities in the unseen realm.

[B]

I'm having a very hard time looking at you being so serious about this. This is very funny.

[A]

They're like, hey, why are.

[B]

It's a writing room.

[A]

This is too much.

[C]

This is a writing room.

[B]

It's a writing room for this guy.

[A]

Fair. That's a fair statement. I don't live in the world of comedy where you guys just play playtime all the time. So I just don't have that, bro. Like, I have to work for a living. You guys just play playtime and so it's different. You're like, oh yeah, this is playtime. It's funny. Like, no. Damn, this is heavy, bro. Like, he's got all these angelic beings or spiritual entities, whatever they are, it's the host of heaven. They're there with, with him. And he's like, guys, let's come up with a game plan to like trick this dude into going into battle so he can die. That's what's happening, bro. And I comedy. And the reason it's heavy to me is like, people have to know God. They have to know who he is. And they don't know these stories, so they don't know God. So they say the dumbest stuff. So people like in church circles say the dumbest stuff about God. And if you love the Lord and you know him because you read these stories, you're kind of like hurt by people that say these dumb things about God because they don't know him. They don't understand who he is because.

[B]

They ask you a question. Why is God asking his counselor about this?

[A]

Because he likes to get us involved in it, man. Somehow we are co laborers together with Christ. Why he doesn't need us.

[B]

Isn't this.

[A]

He chooses to do it that way because he has a family. Just like you don't need kids, but you have kids because you have love. So you have kids and you make them part of your life. You don't have to. You choose to do it. God does that, bro. It's this wild ass thing, man. So one sit on this manner, another sit on that manner. So they're all deciding how are we going to do this? And there came forth the spirit and stood before the Lord and said, I'll Persuade. Persuade him. I like this guy.

[C]

I'll do it.

[B]

I'll do it.

[A]

I like this entity. And the Lord said unto him, how you gonna do it, bro? And he said, I'll go forth and I will be a lying spirit in the mouth of all his prophets.

[C]

Oh, so he's going to inspire the prophets to prophesy, but he's going to be a lying spirit.

[A]

Boom. And that's how you get. That's how you get confident. Prophets prophesying, because they are having an.

[C]

Experience, said, that'll work.

[B]

Go do it.

[A]

Do you think anyone are like, we're.

[C]

Usually just lying, but I totally just heard something this time, and this is what it says.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, dude. And that makes them extra convinced. Remember, we just read in Jude about these dudes, that they're. They're. We read in Timothy that they're deceiving and being deceived themselves. That's what this is. These guys are deceiving Ahab because they're deceived themselves. This all runs hand in hand with Jude. You're right. We should have. I should have did a little better deep dive, but you could probably just open up to any page and, and use anything to go with what Jude's saying, because it's through the whole book.

[C]

God's orchestrating this because I asked. I was like, send Holy Spirit.

[A]

So this entity in the unseen realm says, yeah, I'll go forth and I'll be a lying spirit in the mouth of all his prophets. And he said, thou shalt persuade him and prevail. And God says, go forth and do it.

[B]

I like it, my man.

[C]

I like it.

[A]

Okay, this is another one. This is just a verse right here. Go ahead and write it down. 1 Kings 22, verse 23. This is just another verse that people aren't ready for. But they need to know that this verse exists.

[C]

They're not ready for it. Matt gives it to him.

[A]

Now, therefore, behold, the Lord hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of all these thy prophets, and the Lord hath spoken evil concerning thee. That's just a loaded statement that people can't get down with. Dude. They just can't get down with it. The Lord put a lying spirit in the mouth of all these prophets. Yeah. And the Lord has spoken evil concerning these.

[B]

But this is also what these people wanted.

[C]

This is what you wanted. So I'll give you what you want.

[B]

He's only giving you what you want. Want.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

If you keep shaking the Magic 8 ball and he's like, you're going to die if you go here.

[A]

And that's what happened with Balon, right? Like, Balam was like, should I go? He's like, no. And he kept asking, he kept asking me, say, okay, fine, go.

[B]

Yes, kind of funny.

[A]

Okay, that's fine. But it's heavy too, bro.

[B]

It's heavy, but it's very funny. You will get what you ask for.

[A]

But Zedekiah, the son of Chenanana went near, smote Micaiah on the cheek. So one of these false prophets comes and smacks him on the cheek.

[C]

Damn.

[A]

So listen, listen, we just, we just read that story of what happened in heaven. Heaven. But remember, that was. That was Micaiah explaining to the king what what happened. He said, this is what just happened in the spirit realm.

[B]

Smacked him like.

[A]

And so one of the false prophets comes along and smacks Micah on the cheek. Oh, yeah. Which way went the spirit of the Lord for me to speak unto you? And Micaiah said, behold, you'll see in that day.

[C]

And then Micaela fed him an uppercut and a left hook.

[A]

No.

[B]

Then he went into the interchange to hide himself.

[A]

Behold, you'll see in that day when you go hide in an inner chamber to hide yourself. And the king of Israel said, take Micaiah and carry him back unto Amman, the governor of the city, and to Joash, the king's son, and say, thus sayeth the king, put this fellow in the prison and feed him with bread of affliction and with water of affliction until I come in peace.

[C]

The hell is affliction.

[A]

He's saying, I'm not. I'm not going to die. Keep him in the dungeon until I come back in peace.

[B]

What is bread of.

[A]

He's saying, I'm going to die.

[C]

Damn.

[A]

I just think he's saying, saying like, don't treat them good. Poop on that bread and water. That's all. And. And don't treat him good. And Micaiah said, if you return it all in peace, I got a lot more to worry about. The Lord had not spoken by me. And he said, hearken, O people, every one of you. This is just like when Moses said, if these guys, if Korah and these guys die of old age, I'm not, then I'm not from God. God. But if the mount, if the earth opens its mouth and swallows them up alive, then know that God's talking to you today. That's what this guy says.

[B]

And then it do.

[A]

Yeah, if you return in peace, then I'm not a real Prophet. Let's. Let's just see what happens, bro. So the king of Israel, that's Ahab and Jehoshaphat, the king of Judah went up to Rath Gilead, and the king of Israel said to Jehoshaphat, I'll disguise myself.

[C]

Stupid.

[A]

What a wanker. He's going into battle, but he won't dress like he's the king.

[C]

What a stupid bitch.

[A]

I'll disguise myself and enter into the battle. But you put on your robes. And the king of Israel disguised himself and went into the battle. So he doesn't look like the king, he just looks like a common man so that they don't come and try to kill him. But the king of Syria commanded his 32 captains that had rolled over his chariots saying, fight. Don't fight with the small or the great. Only fight with the king of Israel. Try to kill the king of Israel. But he's not dressed as the king of Israel. He's just dressed as a common man.

[C]

Oh, okay. Aaron says, bread and water of affliction equals meager rations. So, yeah, just give them little bits, not poopy water.

[B]

So the king of Samaria commanded 32 captains that had rule over saying, fight neither the small nor great, save only with the king of Israel, and killed.

[A]

The king of Israel. You want me to read it?

[B]

Oh, you could read it if you want.

[A]

Well, no, you're trying to get out of here. I know when you do that. And it came to pass when the captains of the chariots saw Jehoshaphat, they said, surely it's the king of Israel. And they turned aside to fight against him. And Jehovah Josephat cried out, and it came to pass, he's not the king of Israel, he's the king of Judah. And it came to pass when the captains of the chariots perceived that it was not the king of Israel, that they turned back from pursuing him. And a certain man drew a bow and arrow at a venture and smote the king of Israel between the joints of the harness right in his back. So he's got a harness on, he's protecting himself, but there's little slits. And somebody just draws back a bow and randomly fires a bow. Shot.

[C]

Shot. And that's just God just steering that little arrow.

[A]

Yeah, right. Smote the king of Israel between the joints of the harness. Wherefore he said unto the driver of his chariot, turn your hand and carry me out of the host, because I'm wounded. And the battle increased that day, and the king was stayed up in his Chariot against Assyrians and died at evening. And the blood ran out of the wound into the midst of the chariot. And there went a proclamation throughout the host about the going down of the sun, saying, every man to his city and every man to his own country. So the king died and was brought to Samaria. Samaria. And they buried the king in Samaria in one, washed the chariot in the pool of Samaria, and the dogs licked up his blood.

[B]

Oh, just like God said.

[A]

And they washed his armor according to the word of the Lord, which he spoke. Now, the rest of the acts of Ahab the wanker, and all that he did in the ivory house which he made then all the cities that he built, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Israel? So he probably did, like, cool stuff in that day. And people were like, yeah, Ahab's good. Yeah, right on. And other people were like, no, Ahab's bad. But this is how heaven viewed his life.

[C]

This is it.

[A]

Regardless of what the Republicans and Democrats said or whatever people said on Twitter, I think he's good. I think he's bad. This is how heaven looked at his life. And so Ahab slept with his fathers, and Ahaziah, his son, reigned in his steed. And Jehoshaphat, the son of Asa, began to reign over Judah in the fourth year of Ahab, King of Israel, Jehoshaphat was 35 years old when he began to reign, and he reigned 25 years in Jerusalem. And his mother's name, name was Azuba, the daughter of Shilhi. And he walked in all the ways of Asa's father. He turned not aside from it doing that which was right in the eyes of the Lord. Nevertheless, the high places were not taken away. So you get some of these people, they do some good, but they don't do all good. They didn't take away the high places where they were worshiping false gods, for the people offered him burnt incest incense. Yet in the high places. And Jehoshaphat made peace with the king of Israel.

[B]

You know what's inside? Interesting. Really quickly, that guy was telling us, Joe and Franco, that when these children are on the hill, they see angels battling, and when they see them battling, they can actually smell. And the smell is of incenses.

[C]

Oh, yeah. That was really.

[B]

That was, like, very interesting. That was super cool.

[A]

Incense is a thing, man. I mean, the book of Revelation, it talks about, like, incense going up, like the prayers of the saints.

[C]

But you said incest.

[A]

I did, accidentally.

[C]

And they don't smell Insects, you shouldn't.

[B]

Uncover the nakedness of your father's. We know that already.

[A]

And Jehoshaphat made peace with the king of Israel. Now the rest of the acts of Jehoshaphat and his might that he showed and how he ward are they not written in the book of the Chronicles of the kings of Judah and the remnant of the Sodomites which remained in the days of his father Asa he took out of the land. There was then no king in Edom. A deputy was king. Jehoshaphat made ships of Tharshish to go to Ophir for. For gold. But they didn't go because the ships were broken at eon g together. Then said Ahaziah, the son of Ahab under Jehoshaphat, let my servants go with your servants in the ships. But Jehoshaphat would not. This is. There's. This gets more detailed in 2 Chronicles 19, but we're not going to get into all that. And Jehoshaphat slept with his fathers and was buried with his fathers in the city of David, his father. And Johoram, his son, reigned in his steed. Ahaziah, the son of Ahab began to reign over Israel and Samaria, the 17th year of Jehoshaphat, King of Judah. Judah. And reigned two years over Israel. And he did evil in the sight of the Lord and walked in the way of his father and in the way of his mother, and in the way of Jeroboam, the son of Nebat, who made Israel to sin. Do you see how this happens with the kings of Israel? Some do good, some do bad. Some do good, some do bad. So if we're in a time period right now where the king of Israel is doing bad today. Okay, that's biblically consistent.

[C]

Talking to you, Netanyahu.

[A]

For he served BAAL and worshiped him and provoked to anger the Lord God of Israel according to all that his fathers and had done. According to all that his father had done. That's all I'm saying, man. These dudes, they say, oh, in Israel, they're worshiping Satan. Okay, that's.

[C]

That was really good, dude. You didn't prepare for that. And that was really good.

[B]

I think.

[C]

I want people on camera to see it.

[B]

I think. I think Matt should record the Bible. That would be fun to listen. It's a very intense reading.

[C]

Oh, like they do Johnny Cash reads the Bible.

[B]

We do.

[C]

Matt Hepner reads the Bible.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And then we'll get Indiana Moans to do the Forward. Forward to it.

[A]

Stop doing that, dude.

[B]

He's not brewing that. He's not brewing that right now. I got it. I gotta go.

[C]

I'm not brewing that right now.

[B]

I got. I gotta.

[A]

I gotta.

[B]

I got a urine.

[C]

Dude, I gotta pee too.

[B]

I. I'm a bit gassy. This has been a great wait.

[A]

Don't cut it short just because you have to go be. Want to talk about what we just read, dude? We can't like, unpack this a little bit?

[B]

Yeah, you could talk.

[C]

Unpack it.

[B]

I gotta go.

[A]

No, you're not leaving.

[C]

Dude, no, dude, stay.

[B]

I gotta, I gotta go.

[A]

No, you don't. What are you talking about? You don't have to go.

[C]

You don't have to go.

[A]

All right, if you do have to go, let's wrap it up like, proper, bro. Like, what's your take on all this? Like, what's your final takeaway from all this? I like that. I wonder.

[B]

I wonder if we'll see current day Israel do good things.

[A]

I like that.

[B]

If there's an ebb and flow.

[C]

Probably not.

[B]

I mean, probably not, but probably there.

[A]

Is an ebb and flow. Yeah. And there's guys that generate good, but then some stuff they do bad.

[B]

I mean, like, like Israel in general as a. As a whole. As a whole, as like a place.

[C]

The LGB capital of the world.

[B]

It's interesting to see, like, to refer to Netanyahu as the king of Israel. That's kind of what it is. Bad king. Maybe they get a good king. Maybe the story's not done. Maybe it just looks like we're right in.

[A]

Well, the trippy thing for us is like, who knows who's rolling behind closed doors? Like, that's the tough thing. Satan with all of the nations that now is like, there's nation states, but there's absolutely a one world order. That's like, it's like in every nation.

[C]

Take it easy, Alex Jones. That's not true.

[A]

You see what I'm saying? So like, that's the tough thing too. It's like, imagine if you just start talking about America and then you were to say something like, what do you mean Barack Obama's America or Trump's America? Do you see what I'm saying? Not to like, open crazy can of worms.

[C]

I do think, think there's a. There's a good rule of thumb and it's like, if you know their names, they're probably not in control.

[B]

I do love the.

[A]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So like, who knows who's really in control of these nations?

[B]

Dude, I love the I love the writing of. Of him getting shot through. Through his harness and the blood seeping out of the chariot.

[C]

And I like that his last words were like, take me home. I've been wounded. I need bread.

[B]

Gay to the very end. But the man. Just imagine the scenery of the chariot taking him home and just blood spilling out.

[C]

I can see it all through my mind as if it's shot like Troy. Remember the movie Troy with. With Brad Pitt? Like, that's how I. When we're talking about these things, it plays out tragic.

[B]

It's. It's wonderful, and it is a little bit hilarious.

[C]

It's fun.

[B]

Maybe I'm broken inside.

[C]

No, I think it's a fair statement.

[A]

The game is real. Like, it's. This is going on.

[C]

But then he slept with his fathers. That's gay and weird, but that's.

[A]

And then I like to see, like I said, the view of, like, how heaven views the story in that day. There was probably some totally different story being told in the news. Totally different story. It's just. We have to always keep in mind how is heaven viewing the story.

[C]

And then that ending part right here, what my baby mama's ho ass says, and the dogs licked it up, just like he said. Just like was prophesied.

[B]

The view of heaven from. Is that. Is that where this is? I guess this entire thing is being written by, like, from the view of. Of heaven. That's. That's very interesting.

[A]

That's what the Bible is, bro. So, like, all the. That's what I'm saying. Like, don't get so caught up in all the things being talked about today.

[C]

It's.

[A]

Heaven's probably not even talking about any of that stuff. Like. Like, there's a very specific thing that heaven's viewing right now. You do got to go.

[B]

I do got to go.

[C]

Thanks for watching, guys. Thanks for watching.

[B]

I'm going to let.

[C]

You did a good job, dude.

[A]

You really did.

[C]

You did a good job.

[B]

You really did, dude.

[C]

You did a good job.

[A]

I love doing this with you, Raven. You're great, man.

[C]

That's. Sam.