Gnosticism is Gay | Neph 2 America

Summary

Nephilim Death Squad | Episode: “Gnosticism is Gay | Neph 2 America”

Date: April 8, 2026
Hosts: David L. Corbo (“The Raven”), Top Lobsta

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Overview

This lively and irreverent episode of Nephilim Death Squad finds co-hosts David L. Corbo and Top Lobsta riffing on conspiracy theories, biblical cosmology, and contemporary culture with their signature blend of Christian comedy and cutting commentary. The focus is on spiritual warfare, the biblical worldview versus Gnostic interpretations, and challenges encountered when confronting both secular and “lukewarm” Christian perspectives. Recurring bits about technical problems, crowd banter, and behind-the-scenes community drama pepper the conversation, while the show’s tone oscillates between satirical and serious. The crux explores why the hosts reject Gnostic arguments and embrace a supernaturalist biblical approach in a “demonic” and spiritually confused modern America.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Banter, Technical Issues, and Show Community ([03:24–18:40])

• The show kicks off with light-hearted banter, shoutouts to community member “Emmett” (age 8), troubleshooting sound, and the usual ribbing among the Nephilim Death Squad crew.
• Audience participation is foundational: “Patreon is my council of wise men.” —David [18:22]
• Community drama: Some Patreon members voiced dislike for previous guests, triggering debates about criticism, cancel culture, and the tribal nature of digital communities.
  • Notable Quote: “Yo, Sean, have we taught you nothing here? This guy says your profile picture is gay, and you're supposed to say, no, you. Destroy him.” —Top, [15:22]
• Running joke: If someone calls you “gay” in the community, fire back with “No, you”—echoing playground rhetoric as a metaphor for internet discourse.

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2. Outer Space, Cryptids & Headless Bodyoids ([20:01–26:53])

• The hosts react to sensational news about biotech startup “R3Bio” growing headless human bodies for organ harvesting.
  • Quote: “If we can create non sentient headless bodyoid…for a human being, that would be a great source of organs.” —David, reading a news excerpt [22:11]
• They riff on the ancient legend of “blemmyae”—creatures without heads, faces on their chest—linking it to both cryptid lore and biblical anthropology.
• Offbeat sidebars on Bigfoot, body modifications, and the existential weirdness of modern biotech quickly devolve into libertarian jokes and puns about transhumanism.

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3. Disclosure, UFOs, & Mainstream Conspiracies ([27:32–34:30])

• Discussion of Harvard astrophysicist Avi Loeb’s fireball/UFO theories and “Three Eye Atlas” as a possible artificial/interventionist phenomenon.
  • Quote: “To be off by six months is a small margin if we’re getting invaded by fake and gay aliens.” —David [29:15]
• Both hosts remain skeptical of official narratives and the “controlled opposition” role figures like Loeb and Anna Paulina Luna play.
• Parallels are drawn to Christian experiencer Chris Bledsoe’s orbs-and-ocean prophecy, connecting biblical eschatology to modern UFOlogy.
• Commentary on Elon Musk’s Artemis rocket launch ties back to biblical symbolism (“Artemis” as a feminine deity; Tower of Babel references).

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4. Glenn Beck, Spiritual Symbolism & Masculine Emotion ([39:03–45:48])

• Glen Beck’s emotional reaction to a rocket launch triggers discussion on the meaning of masculine emotion, spiritual nostalgia, and what it “really” means when media personalities cry at science spectacles.
• The hosts assert: The “worship” of technological achievement like Artemis is a modern-day Tower of Babel or Nimrod ritual (“God hates this”). [45:45]
  • Quote: “Either he's crying because he's old and emotional…Or he realizes the implication and he's anticipating the return of the spirit of Nimrod.” —David, [45:07]

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5. Biblical Trinity, The Nature of God & Free Will ([48:02–54:45])

• Extended dialogue on biblical Christology: tensions between the “triune” nature of God, Jesus’ statements of humility (“I only do the will of the Father”), and the limits of human understanding.
  • Reference: John, Matthew, Philippians—Trinity is not stated, but inferred via scriptural logic.
  • “If you were to try to talk to somebody about this…how do I explain this?” —David, drawing the “illustrative symbol” of the Trinity. [51:00]
• Free will & divine surprise are debated—can God be surprised if He knows all? Does true free will imply that God “chooses” to be surprised by His creation?

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6. Alien Disclosure & Human Hybrids—Matt Gaetz Bombshell ([55:01–59:31])

• Clip and analysis of Congressman Matt Gaetz’s claim: he was briefed by a uniformed US Army member that there are “locations of hybrid breeding programs where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create some hybrid race.”
  • Quote: “Interracial alien mating…What the f*** is going on?” —Top, [59:31]
• The hosts mock the bioethics, dark humor, and sexual speculation about “alien breeding programs,” with Top riffing: “They got to try it!” and leading a running poll— “Ones in the chat if you’d sign up for the alien breeding program…” [60:11]
• Underneath the comedy is serious skepticism about government motives, disclosure timing, and the ethics of experimental programs.

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7. Gnosticism vs. Biblical Worldview—Thematic Heart ([82:37–116:08])

The Gnostic Argument (Jordan Crowder’s Post)

• Jordan Crowder (a previous guest) posts a Gnostic critique: God is a “jealous tyrant,” the serpent brought “knowledge,” and perhaps the real “bad guy” isn’t the rebel angels, but Yahweh (the demiurge).
  • David and Top systematically break down why this reading is dangerous and why “obedience,” “wrath,” and “punishment” are marks of good fathering—analogies to parenting and discipline abound. [85:00–98:00]
  • Key Quote: “He is jealous over you, his creation, over the relationship he has with you. That's what jealous means.” —Top, [96:15]
  • “You’re attributing everything that God made to them [the fallen]. That’s an unbelievable layer of jealousy.” —David, [97:23]
  • On the Gnostic pushback, Top says: “In a world without rules…these people here, what would they do to followers of God? …Would you take their kids? Would you take their lives?” [111:42]
• Lukewarm Christianity is called out as the real enemy: “They’ll be the first ones to go. You’re a weak —and as a yo,” —Top, [113:57]

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8. Lukewarm Christians, Spiritual Noncombativeness, & Identity ([101:19–120:46])

• Continued rebuke of “safe,” compromise Christianity that fails to confront spiritual evil.
• Church as “checking boxes”—comfort vs. calling; joining religious community can provide easy answers to “who am I?” that are ultimately hollow.
• Quote: “You can tell how polarizing we are by the passion of our haters and also the people that love this show. You do not feel indifferent about NDS.” —David [120:24]
• Hosts reflect on being “extreme in a world of [slurs],” implying the cost of authentic faith is social and spiritual isolation.
• The burden of “asking questions” and honesty about spiritual discomfort as a sign of genuine pursuit, not doubt.
• The show is both satire and exhortation: “We go home, we're literally just hanging out with children. I'm yelling at my kids.” —Top, [120:46]

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9. Listener Stories: Witchcraft, Dating, and Spiritual Warfare ([123:13–131:07])

• Listener confession: a friend recounts being “targeted” by an attractive woman who appeared doctrinally aligned but was secretly involved in occult practices (Wicca, pentagrams).
• The story becomes a warning about discernment, spiritual targeting, and “being protected in Jesus’ name.”
  • Quote: “He was trying, he's trying, finds her Instagram…she's tagged by an occult clothing line.” —David, [127:03]
• The chat playfully guesses the identity, highlighting the community’s inside jokes and the podcasters' strong ties to fans.

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10. Messages For Mom, Wrap-Up, & Listener Mail ([132:32–163:00])

• Segment “Messages for Mom” reviews videos sent by Top’s mother—mostly internet shorts, news clips, and viral content (math tricks, political punditry, etc.).
  • The hosts react with ridicule, appreciate her efforts, and bemoan the mismatch between their tastes and what’s sent.
• Listener mail/unboxing: Fans send the hosts baseball jerseys, cards, and humorous gifts (“send us something and we’ll hang it up in here!”), illustrating the “doomer-prank” culture and fan engagement.
• Personal anecdotes, including struggles with parenting, family disagreements over things like Santa/Tooth Fairy, and treadmill assembly, close out the show in a comedic domestic tone: “We have a lot to look forward to. I got to put together a treadmill. Let's watch this Mexican.” —Top, [156:01]

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Notable Memorable Moments & Quotes

• On community banter: “You do not feel indifferent about NDS.” —David [120:24]
• Debate Motto: “If someone calls you ‘gay’, you fire back ‘No, you.’”
• On biblical God vs. Gnostic archons:
  • “He is jealous over that relationship that you are now squandering because you’re seeking relationships with Sophia or whatever entity you’re summoning at your sweat lodge…with your gay drum circle that you’re all naked in.” —Top, [96:28]
• On spiritual confusion: “You sound like a preteen girl…I want to do what I want, so therefore the authority must be evil.” —Top, [105:14]
• On alien disclosure: “In the grand scheme of things, if we are getting invaded by fake and gay aliens, to be off by six months is a small margin.” —David [29:15]
• On Glenn Beck at a rocket launch:
  • “He’s anticipating the return of the spirit of Nimrod.” —David [45:44]
  • “This is a Nimrod worship ceremony. God hates this.” —Top, [45:48]
• On discipline: "You know what I tell my son? I brought you into this world. I'll take you out of it." —David [99:42]
• On the cost of being consistently biblical: “We are extreme in a world of faggots. In 2026. It's sad, actually…” —David [109:04]

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Key Timestamps

• Banter, Patreon drama: [03:24–18:40]
• Headless organoids & cryptids: [20:01–26:53]
• Avi Loeb, UFOs, end-times: [27:32–34:30]
• Glenn Beck/Tower of Babel: [39:03–45:48]
• Trinity debate/Hierarchy in God: [48:02–54:45]
• Matt Gaetz: Alien breeding claims: [55:01–59:31]
• Debunking Gnostic argument (main event): [82:37–116:08]
• Parenting, spiritual identity: [101:19–120:46]
• Listener witch story: [123:13–131:07]
• Messages for Mom, fan mail: [132:32–163:00]

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Tone & Language

• Language & Style: Bold, irreverent, Christian “locker room” humor; frank and unapologetic use of slurs and internet banter; switches effortlessly from theological exegesis to playground sarcasm.
• Original Speaker Tone: Quick, mocking, self-aware, biblically-referential, with a mix of genuine concern and satire for both the spiritual state of the nation and the anomie of modern Christianity.

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For New Listeners

If you haven’t heard the show before, expect a mashup of conspiracy culture, biblical literalism, pop culture mockery, and very online community drama. The hosts will challenge both secular and religious half-measures, urging a return to “dangerous” real faith, and pulling no punches in their critique of Gnosticism, new age spirituality, and mainstream Christian “milk toast.” Spectacularly divisive, deeply engaged with their listeners, and proudly “dangerous”—the Nephilim Death Squad is not for the faint of heart.

Transcript

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[Top Lobster]

Good intro. Top Lobster Productions. In the shadows of the ancient. They never went away.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

They're still here today. That's fun. It's the wrong person. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. This is technically neft. To America. You know what? Why don't we just play that intro?

[Top Lobster]

You want to just play that intro?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

As if we didn't waste enough time.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I don't care. Do it.

[Top Lobster]

Top Lobster Productions.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Sam.

[Top Lobster]

Nephew America is recorded in front of a live studio audience. Viewer discretion is advised.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

All right. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of Nephew America. Your cultural commentary. Don't ask that for the end of days. I am David Lee Corbo, aka the Raven. That's Top Lobster, aka Mr. Basie.

[Top Lobster]

Am I still Basie?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I don't know. We had some issues before getting started, and so it seems they might still be going on. I don't know. Guys, let us know if Top sounds basic.

[Top Lobster]

You'll lie to the people and say tech issues.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Well, we had tech issues before we had the other issues, which is much less of an issue.

[Top Lobster]

Zman calling the shop.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

He called the shop. That's why we were so late. And it's because we were doing a mock. What would you call it? A mock podcast with Emmett. Emmett is.

[Top Lobster]

Don't tell them about the mock rituals that we.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, we didn't do a mock child sacrifice ritual. We did a mock podcast with Emmett, who is 8 years old, and he's the son of Lindsay, who is one of the homies, a fan all the way from California, and she stopped by and Emmett was here hanging out, and. And so we asked him some really important questions about Cryptids.

[Top Lobster]

I'm glad nothing's wrong with the mics. But you're saying that David looks a

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

little bit Fred Durst on the mic today? Yes, it is, Fred.

[Top Lobster]

There's nothing I can do about that right now.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

But Emmett crushed. And he said that in his opinion, if. If Bigfoot is real. Is real.

[Top Lobster]

He gay.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

He said that. Can you guys hear that noise? Let us know. The horns. It was so. So anywho, Emmett believes that he's much more than a monkey. Monkey. He. He is something else. Something, you know, advanced beyond monkey and based. It was really good to get that information from. Okay, what horns?

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And then Jack says yes. So we're getting one of these things going on where everybody's lying to us.

[Top Lobster]

Anywho, surprised you didn't play the blurry creatures intro. What the does that mean? John the Blast?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

John the blap is.

[Top Lobster]

I don't even know what their intro is. Should we watch it?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No.

[Top Lobster]

Why not?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, I don't want to do that. Patreon Toad. Oh, happy birthday, Toad.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, it's his birthday. Our sweet Toad.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Sweet, sweet Toad.

[Top Lobster]

And how old is he today? I'm guessing 41. Okay, so still draftable. That's his other ailments.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

But, yeah, I think, honestly, they should just cut to the chase and draft Toad now.

[Top Lobster]

We're not even live to YouTube right now. Oh, my. Nice, Nancy. You don't have much responsibility today.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, we decided not to go live.

[Top Lobster]

I decided. I clicked it, and then I turned it off. You know why? Because them.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's. That's why Emmett's watching. You can't say sorry, Emmett.

[Top Lobster]

No. It's like the people are unappreciative.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah. No, they are unappreciative. The YouTube people are unappreciated. Nasty. They are nasty. Patreon.com/nephilim death Squad. That's where you want to be if you want to support us. Or that's where we want you to be.

[Top Lobster]

Do you guys see the interaction? Do you see the interaction on. On Patreon today?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. There was a. I forget guy's name. I've seen him for a long time. He's been on Patreon for quite a while.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

What was it? Was it a problem?

[Top Lobster]

He just goes, hey, your last guest sucked.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No.

[Top Lobster]

Who Randy Goodwin.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Why Randy? Crushed.

[Top Lobster]

I thought it was like Randy was okay. David didn't seem to like it.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Well, it was just. He talked. Really, Nancy, full screen.

[Top Lobster]

Thank you.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Thank you, Dan.

[Top Lobster]

Sorry. All right. He's like, yeah, that guy sucked. And then. You want to put this on?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Why? Did he suck?

[Top Lobster]

No, no, it's fine. I was like. I just. I saw it and I was like, yeah, noted. All right. You didn't like that.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's fine. Hey, look, it's okay. You can express your. Your discontent with some of the. Oh, guess I broke it.

[Top Lobster]

It's incredible.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

It's a fine thing to do, that.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, look. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Emmett is listening. Stop using bad words.

[Top Lobster]

Sorry.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Tell Emmett we said we're.

[Top Lobster]

We're sorry.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

By the way, Emmett, he's got some real muscles on him.

[Top Lobster]

Jacked.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

He came in here and he sat down and he goes, you want to see something? I go, what do you got, man? He goes, boom. And shows me his biceps.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And I was like, kids, jacked. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. That was a threat.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I think it was a threat because right after that he was like, can I touch that? We were like, the banana menorah.

[Top Lobster]

No, don't touch that. And he's just like, we didn't touch it.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, he did it again. So, you know, I don't know what. What just happened. We just got muscled by. By a child. Bullied by a child.

[Top Lobster]

So let me explain, though. I. I have to say say names now.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Well, we don't have to say his name. This guy's name.

[Top Lobster]

No, no, because I. I think he had a good change of heart here. Okay. In a way.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, so it was a good interaction.

[Top Lobster]

It was a bad interaction. Oh, actually, it was crazy. Okay, Sean. What's up, Sean? He's like, I don't like this episode.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

And that's fine.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Fair critique.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. I didn't.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, I like the episode, dude. I was just saying.

[Top Lobster]

Did you suffer through it?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I suffered through it, but it was good. There was. I mean, honestly, the part where we found the. The original definition of the word tongues.

[Top Lobster]

Oh. But again, also, there was value in that episode. I brought that up to Matt. Yeah, I know. But in Colossians, there is also the saying of unknown tongues.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh.

[Top Lobster]

So that is also mentioned.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I've got to talk to my wife. Because I just. I went back and I was just like, I kill everybody at this church. I think the next time they do this, we have to stand up and go, that is blasphemy against the Holy Spirit and you will be smoked for this.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, you know, it's actually funny.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

What's that?

[Top Lobster]

I went to go pick up dog food.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I saw that. Why is it. Why do we have dog treats for you?

[Top Lobster]

Eat turkey treats.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I don't think I want this.

[Top Lobster]

Did you pick up any cat food by any chance? No, Nancy. And maybe if you behave, we will consider it. This is for Apollo, who is Graham's dog.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

His name is Apollo, and therefore the Antichrist.

[Top Lobster]

Yes.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And we cannot give him treats.

[Top Lobster]

We're going to feed him jerky sticks.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Are they poisoned?

[Top Lobster]

No, of course not.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

I'm at Publix and I'm.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, I like to call that place Publix.

[Top Lobster]

I don't like that I'm walking in there. Cats are demonic? I guess so.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, they're not. And they crush.

[Top Lobster]

I got my very cool ivermectin shirt School of Truth shirt. I don't think you could buy this anymore.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You love wearing the shirts they can't buy.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, dog.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, it's nice.

[Top Lobster]

I have all the shirts you could buy, and I never wear them.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

This is a crazy moment. By the way, Z Man said, I love how Raven asked a genuine and good question. And the guy was like, Raven got jokes like, dude. And I'm sitting here like.

[Top Lobster]

Like, do you mean non vaccinated? He's like, dude.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

He, like, slapped his knee. He was like, I think I've met my match. That's what he said.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I said, I think I've met my match. And I'm sitting here like. So I guess that's a no anyway. Not what you mean.

[Top Lobster]

My guy Sean.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yep.

[Top Lobster]

Who's been around for a while, was like, I didn't like that.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Evan's listening. Stop dropping the. Stop effing. Stop effing around. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Every time we play that.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's unbelievable.

[Top Lobster]

So I'm walking into Publix, and Publix, guess who I see. Guess who I see.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Guess. Sean. The guy who hates Randy Goodwin. No.

[Top Lobster]

Well, Randy Goodwin, even. That'd be crazy. No, even before that. I'm walking into McDonald's. Went to McDonald's, saw Pastor Aaron. Very cool. Oh, how you doing? Pastor Aaron? He's walking in there. His mom.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Very nice.

[Top Lobster]

I'm walking into Publix today seeing your favorite guy. Not Pastor Mark.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Pastor Rick.

[Top Lobster]

No, not Pastor.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's my actual favorite guy.

[Top Lobster]

No, no.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You're the guy who does the tongues.

[Top Lobster]

The guy who does the spooky voice. His wife seen me.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah. Seen with a t. Yep.

[Top Lobster]

She seen my shirt and she goes, where can I get some Ivermectin, young man. And I was like, that's interesting. And I go, oh. I said, I don't know. You have to go to your local drug dealer.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You get it off. And I go, drink that horse paste.

[Top Lobster]

I know you. And she goes, do you? And I said, yeah, I do the sound room sometimes. And I know you.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And her husband's there and he's looking at me like I'm like a ghost

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

decides to cast a spell on you.

[Top Lobster]

He ran away. Ran away. And I do.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

He's like the Somalians.

[Top Lobster]

The Somalians. My hair was looking crazy because it was windy, so it was out like that. But I'm like, damn, boy, it's funny

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

how your hair can be like short one second and then very long the next.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, right.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You should straighten your hair.

[Top Lobster]

It'd be very funny to fluctuate.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Guys, buy us a straightener. Send it to the standard coffee shop.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, by the way, yeah, this is like behind the scenes stuff, but.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, yeah, the banana menorah.

[Top Lobster]

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Select homes only sent this to us. Greg.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Greg D. I don't know who sent the banana manure.

[Top Lobster]

He said his name in the chat.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Said it.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy, do you remember? This is a banana menorah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Anyway, Nancy wasn't even watching. She was. She didn't find the banana menorah.

[Top Lobster]

You know what? I like that the pores on YouTube when this does come out, they're gonn too much fluff, Too much banter.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

It's been 10 minutes and 50 seconds of banter. You play two different introduction shows.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

What's happening that is true. We have. That's every time we're going to do an episode from now on, an additional intro will be played.

[Top Lobster]

Could be just 16 intros. Like no show today, guys.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, that people don't know because we do unboxing episodes. We have another box to open. Well, we'll let them.

[Top Lobster]

Maybe they'll vote on it. Should we.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, we're not going to open anything for the. For the regular people.

[Top Lobster]

But they're. Pick a venue. David, did you reach out to the venue today?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, I was supposed to do that today.

[Top Lobster]

He said that every. Every single day so far. He said, I'm gonna reach out about 2 o', clock, 12 o'. Clock, I'm gonna reach out.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Well, I. You know, honestly, I blame Emmett. I had prime time afternoon. I was gonna reach out to him, but then we did a podcast with Emmett and so.

[Top Lobster]

This is a lie.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You showed up late.

[Top Lobster]

You were late to the podcast originally supposed to start.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I was a couple of minutes late.

[Top Lobster]

And then.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And then. Yeah. I mean, I'm just trying to figure out a way this is Emmett's fault. I guess the reality is, is it's not. It's not Emmett's fault. It's my own fault. But I think whenever you can blame an 8 year old.

[Top Lobster]

Does anybody want to book this venue for us? Nancy, maybe you can call the Wildwood people and figure out if we could do this there.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Maybe do something.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, something. At the very least. All these technical.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

By the way, Emmett really wanted to talk to you, Nance, and you never came back anyway.

[Top Lobster]

Sean.

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[Top Lobster]

He. He knows I'm AI Nancy, which means

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

you're like, you should be available at all times.

[Top Lobster]

She doesn't do well with children. She has a fear. She's a fear of children. Like, she has like. Like a cat is scared. So what's the.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's not true. What's the problem with Sean?

[Top Lobster]

Sean goes. Hated that episode. F. That.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Okay?

[Top Lobster]

And then we established that. Yeah, Michael. Just Michael.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Just Michael.

[Top Lobster]

Kaikal. He goes. And that's not nice either, Kaiko. He goes, that profile pic is the gayest thing I've seen in a while.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, that's not nice.

[Top Lobster]

And it was a picture of Sean with the. With the, like a nice hat fedora.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, hell yeah. Fedora.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. I can't even. I wish I could see it whip. And he goes, that's all you got?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And then.

[Top Lobster]

And then he. Then he, like, leaves the community. He cancels membership. So I was like. I said, hey, dude, why would you like that?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You do that?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, doing that. And it's not even about the money. It's about, like, the.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

It's about getting down for what you stand for.

[Top Lobster]

Yo, Sean, have we taught you nothing here? Have we taught you nothing? This guy says your profile picture is gay, and you're supposed to say, no, you. No, you.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, that's it.

[Top Lobster]

That's it.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And guess what? You know what happens when you do that? Destroy. Yeah, as a matter of fact, destroy him.

[Top Lobster]

Exactly.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, comma, you. Boo.

[Top Lobster]

Hold on. Let me write this, Michael. Let me write, Michael is gay. I'm going to defend you.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Michael is gay.

[Top Lobster]

No, no, no, you, Michael.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, you.

[Top Lobster]

My. My. Cal.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Consider yourself destroyed. Michael R. Gay.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Hashtag destroyed.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

How will he recover? You don't. You don't recover from a good old fashioned. No, you.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, and then he quit. And then I was like, hey, dude, this is not how we do this here.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Sean says I was being an emotional bitch. That's fair.

[Top Lobster]

Very good. Well, show me back. And it's fine. I was like, don't leave. Like, leave because you hate the content, because the content is poor, because we haven't started talking about anything. It's 15 minutes into the show because we've been 45 minutes late. Leave for those reasons because my co host is gay. Looks like lim Biscuit Limb Bizkit singer.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I was telling my wife this morning about when Fred Durst called Clint a

[Top Lobster]

pedophile and he cried.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Did he cry?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, you don't know the story?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, I didn't know he cried, dude.

[Top Lobster]

It was crazy.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Did he actually cry, or are you saying, like, he got very upset?

[Top Lobster]

Okay, we had tower gang that day. And he's like. He's like, I just can't do it today. I got a heavy heart, and you

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

got a heavy spirit, dude.

[Top Lobster]

I was like, what happened? Like, family member died or something. He was like, nah, dude. And then he sent us the. The screenshot or the tweet of him calling him gay. And I was like, this is the

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

most tower gang thing, the greatest thing that could have ever happened.

[Top Lobster]

And he's just like, oh, man. I'm just feeling, like, real down. Like, this guy's like, my hero, and he called me a pedophile.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

There's so much wrong with this. Fred Durst is your hero.

[Top Lobster]

Fred Durst is one. I mean, there were signs.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I was struggling. I was this morning, because, you know,

[Top Lobster]

with the red hat.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, my wife is like. She goes, my wife. What does Fred Durst sing? And I go, bob with the bob, the bang, the bang. And she's like, I don't think it's the bob with the bod. The bang, the bang guy. And then I had, like, an existential crisis where I was like, what the. Does this guy sing?

[Top Lobster]

There's a child out there. What does.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I'm sorry, what the f. What the freak does. Fred Dursing. The nookie remake of that George Michael

[Top Lobster]

song Faith, Careless Whisper. That's okay, Nancy. Don't answer it. Don't answer all at once.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I don't know. I don't know. It's a great song, by the way. Disturbed does a cover of Simon and Garfunkel's Sound of Silence, and it's remarkable.

[Top Lobster]

Anyway, I won't have any more of this. You guys are gonna go call Sean.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

It's freaking remarkable.

[Top Lobster]

Don't do that anymore.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Don't call Sean gay. Sean's not gay.

[Top Lobster]

If anybody calls anybody gay in the Patreon, as a matter of fact, they're

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

getting hit with a big no, you, everybody. And let it be known right now, you. You say that about anybody in the Patreon. No, you know, you, dude, is what's coming your way.

[Top Lobster]

No, you. And. Yeah. And we want you to tell us what you think about the episode. But be like, on, like, honestly, be honest. I use the Patreon as my real canary in the club.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, yeah. I consider the Patreon my. My council.

[Top Lobster]

Yes. My wise counsel.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

My council of wise men. And where Fedora. The ladies that make sandwiches or the wise men.

[Top Lobster]

Anyway, shout out. Shout out to Sean. I'm sorry. And Michael, I guess, because that was pretty fun.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And Shawn Michaels while we're at it. All right, so I guess we should get into some of the show, right? We have some content.

[Top Lobster]

We got a lot of content.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I don't know. I don't want to get straight into the thing that's gonna become an elongated conversation yet. Let's start with some of the simpler things here.

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[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, we go into the production room, we've got. I guess we should start with Avi Loeb or. No, no, here.

[Top Lobster]

Actually, you know where I think we went wrong with. With Clint and. And it started here.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Go ahead.

[Top Lobster]

There was a time when he was in Miami, and he was like, all you guys should come down to this Limb Bizkit concert that's happening in Miami.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Is that real?

[Top Lobster]

And I told him absolutely not.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Well, what. I don't even know what he sings. Ba. With the bob. The bang. The bang. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

That's Corn. That was corn. That's. That's.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Which noise does he make?

[Top Lobster]

Damn. I can't even remember the songs now. Let's look them up.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

But they are.

[Top Lobster]

Some of them are bangers.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's Corn, the nookie song.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, but then. No. Oh, keep rolling, rolling, rolling.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's Kid Rock.

[Top Lobster]

No, that's not.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's definitely Kid Rock.

[Top Lobster]

Limp Bizkit.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I'll be loving this right here.

[Top Lobster]

Sorry, Emmett.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Wait, wait, wait.

[Top Lobster]

The song sucks. I can't play any of the stuff.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

We can't.

[Top Lobster]

Because rolling is. Roland is the. It was the Undertaker. Honestly, what's his name? Fred Durst. Kid Rock. Fred Durst. Oh, it's My Way, My Way or the Highway. All these songs sound the same. No, it's not.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

All these songs are. Sound like Kid Rock.

[Top Lobster]

Yes. All these songs, though, are the Limb Bizkit Biscuit.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

My Way. All right. My Way does crush.

[Top Lobster]

They really did nookie. I did it off of the nookie.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

What?

[Top Lobster]

Man, you really do.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

My generation.

[Top Lobster]

That was a good song. These are all songs that you would see on WWE highlight clips, like, coming up, like, WrestleMania 15 coming versus Stone Cold. And they're playing and ending with the bar.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

The bang. The bang.

[Top Lobster]

No.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, dude.

[Top Lobster]

Anyway, that's cool. Let's do some content.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

All right, we got this right here. This is, in case you missed it, R3Bio working to grow headless human bodies to harvest organs for quote, for research as Trump phases out federal animal experimentation, if we can. This is another quote. This is from investor Boyang Wang, which is the funniest Name Boy Wang. Ew. Dude.

[Top Lobster]

What the.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

If we. If we can create non sentient headless bodyoid body Adi. Adioids for a human being, that would be a great source of organs. Body. Yada yadi. I think that is a kid rock song. So, you know, what do you think? What do you think about that?

[Top Lobster]

I think it's a. It's a good. Yeah. Yeah. Stop testing on animals.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Sure.

[Top Lobster]

Just use the railing. Clones.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

What's the problem?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I have a question.

[Top Lobster]

Mm.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And I just. I wonder if. And I think they are. What? They're going to bang them?

[Top Lobster]

Of course.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Of course they're going to do that.

[Top Lobster]

You have to test it.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You got to see if it. Everything is in the right place.

[Top Lobster]

Give it a test drive. Is like. All right. Now we can put some makeup on you.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

There's nothing to put. It's got no head. You know what they're gonna end up creating?

[Top Lobster]

It doesn't have a head. Let me see it again.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's what it says.

[Top Lobster]

It's just the brain.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Huh? Well, no.

[Top Lobster]

It says. Let me read the thing from Professor Boyang Wang here.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I gotta. I think I know what is gonna end up being created from this. This horrifying venture. They're gonna bring back the. The blemy. The blemy. Yes. Go ahead. Put that on screen.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, no.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

It's what happens when they try to put. This is a cryptid. Dude.

[Top Lobster]

That's what Mason looks like.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

A lot of black people think no neck of wealth. A lot of black people try to claim that they was.

[Top Lobster]

You know, it's crazy.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Blemy Yangs. Look. Here we go. Actually, in the top left corner here. If we can open this image in a new tab.

[Top Lobster]

It's called a blemier.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh. This is like super small. Share this tab instead. So the blemier are mythical people from Africa. We was headless once. Brought to be. Once thought rather to be real by explorers and historians. These people had no heads, but had facial features on their chest.

[Top Lobster]

Incredible.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

So the question is maybe a question better posed to Sam. Tripoli Wood

[Top Lobster]

kind of looks like this guy, right?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh. I don't believe in evolution, but I do believe in adaptation. And this guy, his head's getting sucked into his torso. Wide neck guy. I like that. That's just it. Behind my wide neck.

[Top Lobster]

He's blemy. We was blemy.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it.

[Top Lobster]

Don't blame me.

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[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, man.

[Top Lobster]

I think. I think that there is some weird truth to this kind of stuff. Like people who look like birds or. Yeah, Jewish people who look like birds. Demons.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, yeah. What is it? What's. What's the Japanese thing? The Ted and the Gru.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

What is that?

[Top Lobster]

No, that's not. That's not the right thing.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah. What's the tenant to grow? That's very familiar, right? No, that's actually from Devil May Cry. I'm sorry, guys.

[Top Lobster]

That was. That was some made up word you did again.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Tenant to grew. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

So people kind of have, like, animal, like, features. I got, like, a little beak on me a little bit. David, you kind of look like a bulldog. A bulldog?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Like an English bulldog?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come from this.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I think you're right about that.

[Top Lobster]

They're like, one step removed from that.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah. The Torta are a mythical people from Mexico once thought to be real by explorers and historians. These people had no heads, but had facial features on their chests. I don't know, man. I think.

[Top Lobster]

Imagine punching them in the face. Chest.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I think to ask a Libertarian question, what if they make a. A headless child?

[Top Lobster]

What do you do with it?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Well, the age of consent comes into question.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, why would the age of consent. It's nothing to do with its age.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

It's everything to do with the Libertarian Party. We're talking about Clint. We're talking about Fred Durst.

[Top Lobster]

He was very hurt when I told him under no circumstances. What I ever imagine going to a concert, though, like a Limb Bizkit concert at this at my age. Yeah, I'm 39.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

30.

[Top Lobster]

I'm 38. Maybe.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Maybe.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I went to a concert and, you know, just the. The entire, like, prospect of jumping around, it was too much.

[Top Lobster]

It's true I got poodle like hair, but if I cut it off, you wouldn't be singing that.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

It's just crazy. Before you cut your hair, you got to straighten it. I want to see what that looks like. So here, let's keep it moving. I. I don't know. We're gonna pull this eventually to the people on Twitter that are watching it.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Twitter watchers might be the most disgusting of all the watchers.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Nancy, relax.

[Top Lobster]

You can get rid of him if you want to.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Come on.

[Top Lobster]

Would it bring you break great joy? Yes.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Shout out to Joy.

[Top Lobster]

Joy. All right.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You're here to do it right now. That's crazy. Goodbye, Twitter viewers. God, what a disgusting bunch.

[Top Lobster]

So what else did you bring? What else do we got going on?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, I didn't bring anything. You bought everything. And I'm quite pleased with the things that you bought. So let's continue on here. We have to go into something a little bit less of a big topic and we'll. We'll do Avi Loeb.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, this is a fun one.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, we discussed this a little bit with everybody's favorite episode recently, which was Randy Goodwin and Harvard astrophysicist.

[Top Lobster]

Who else did we discuss Three Eye Atlas with?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Jordan Crowder. Oh, yeah. Apparently there's been a big falling out with Jordan Crowder. I actually did. I had to unfollow him. Not because arguing with you is necessarily a. It's the end of the line, but.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, that's more of a given.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's more of a given because you argue with people and then sometimes you guys end up being friends later. This was like when you. When you. On, God. I gotta go camp. Can't. Can't follow you.

[Top Lobster]

You might have to pull up his stuff because he. He blocked me.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Okay, well, for now we're gonna pull up Avi's stuff. Harvard astrophysicist says the increase in fireball sightings may be connected to Three Eye Atlas.

[Top Lobster]

Maybe just once, but to be honest.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Does it make sense? Where are they coming from, Dog?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Well, the thing is, what's the thing they've been so bad at predicting because him and Anna Paulina Luna said that we were going to see a discharge of orbs that were actually going to be Scout UFOs. And that was going to happen around Halloween. Remember that?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, they were a little late. They was on nds time. They was on end time.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I guess. I really can't.

[Top Lobster]

We can't. We can't criticize, right?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I mean, look, there might be something to it. I just want to make fun of him. I don't want him to be correct about anything. He also said that if Three Eye Atlas is of technological origin, it. Oh, that's funny. It might send out probes to monitor our planet.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, they probing us.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, but he said that, you know, back in Halloween and that. And that wasn't the case.

[Top Lobster]

Well, how long ago was that? Six months. Six months behind.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

In the grand scheme of things, if we are getting invaded by fake and gay aliens, to be off by six months is a small margin.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I'd say so.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

But he is a creepy guy. Avi Loeb is a creepy guy. I don't trust him. I don't trust Anna Paulina Luna at all either. I don't want them to get any flowers. I don't want them to be correct about anything.

[Top Lobster]

I think all. All the people that we don't like are going to be correct about a lot of stuff, because they are. They're just incorrect about the nature or I think the summation of what is going to happen afterward.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Nancy, what are you bringing up down there?

[Top Lobster]

She's bringing. She's bringing things up. I'll bring something up real quick while Nancy vamps. Go ahead, Nancy.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Okay, fine. Just look stuff up, but be sure to tell us when you find something worth bringing up, because I can't just bring up the thing and not know. Here we go, guys.

[Top Lobster]

Out now. There it is, guys, with Sam, Tripoli, and. And the rest of the Tinfoil Hat. This was a good one. I'm starting to think that XG doesn't like us.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, we do give him a lot of work.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. He said. Did you hear what he said? We broke the record. Yes. Last time we were on, we broke the record for the most F bombs on an episode.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I think he said 141.

[Top Lobster]

141. We didn't come close this time.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, I don't think so. I think we've really toned it down.

[Top Lobster]

This is a Christian show.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Guys. Go and check out our recent episode on Tinfoil Hat and let us know what you think. No, don't do that. I don't care what you think. Love bomb it. Make it look like we're awesome.

[Top Lobster]

That would be cool.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Make it look like we're awesome. Go over there and just sing our praises. Sing our praises. Sing our praises.

[Top Lobster]

A lot of people did not like.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, people didn't like it.

[Top Lobster]

Somebody said. Used to love these guys. Well, they. A lot of commercials. True. Join the Patreon. Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, it's not being a filthy poor, just greedy.

[Top Lobster]

It's like, true. But then they go, oh, man, I used to follow these guys. Used to mess with them, but then they got this. Christian Handler.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, Christian Handler. So what I would like to say sort of decent two things about the commercials. One, you know, we. We make a lot of episodes per week. It'd be nice to get paid for the free content that you guys listen to. But two, they. They say that we. We hold episodes on Patreon to incentivize. It's like, no, no. Why would anybody release if they're making six, seven, sometimes eight episodes a week? Why would you release them all? Like, back to back to back to back to back? Why would you do that? You could release an episode a day and then have content in a backlog where now you get to feed your. Your social medias every Single day.

[Top Lobster]

That's the thing.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Every, like, that's stupid as shit.

[Top Lobster]

If we did release all of the content all at once, it would be too much content. It would be too much content, and it wouldn't even be monetized properly. Let's say one episode makes $10. If we did two episodes a day, one would make $10. The next one will make five. If we did three, one will make 10, one will make five. We will make $2.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's right. Every time you add, it gets lower and lower. Yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

There' diminishing return. So you get one episode a day.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Boohoo. Yeah. And you get episodes on the weekends, Right. Jack Bonson says that you get episodes on the weekends. You get episodes every single day.

[Top Lobster]

You can join the Patreon and get called gay.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's true. And then you can fire back with a. With a stern. Know you damn.

[Top Lobster]

He made change your profile picture. That's a.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That is a little bit.

[Top Lobster]

You know what?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I bring that profile picture back, Sean,

[Top Lobster]

you should bring it back. But I do like the. I like the constructive criticism of the group.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, I like that. Subliminal messenger says, take notes. Aiming Rat.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Because Aiming Rat doesn't know what he's doing.

[Top Lobster]

What did Rat say?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I don't know. He's probably like, oh, we should release them all instantly. We should stream them live and do. No. What?

[Top Lobster]

He converted to gay Mormonism. Oh, no, no.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

He was gay and now he said Mormon. What did I do? So, yeah, I just wanted to say that because a lot of people, they're going to be new, you know, a lot of. A lot of listeners are going to come from Tinfoil Hat and be like, oh, these guys, they pet. It's like, dude, we're not gonna record eight episodes a week to release them all back to back to back to back. That's crazy. Z Man says amen. Rat made a fan fiction about Wolf China.

[Top Lobster]

He.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

A real one.

[Top Lobster]

All right. Wolf John is kind of crazy.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I had to say that because Emmett is listening. Eamon Rat says, it's true. I am a gay Mormon.

[Top Lobster]

So Wolfgang goes hard.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I don't know. I don't really have much else to say about Abby Loeb except for. I hope he's right. Yeah. Not because of the flowers. I really. I don't want him to be right because I want him to be insulted and embarrassed and all these other things. But which one's more fun for me if he's right, and if Three Eye Atlas releases probes that monitor our planet, that's a lot more fun.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it is a lot more fun. But then how do you explain what's going on, this uptick? Because it's either Chris Bledsoe is right and E Gay.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Well, it's the same thing. This is basically the same thing. Chris Bledsoe is told by the lady that there's going to be an uptick in orbs, although she says they're going to come out of the ocean. So there is a little bit of a difference there. But the idea is that there's some intelligent species intervening in something that's happening here. And the way that they're going to intervene is going to be probes, orbs, craft, whatever. But it's all the same shit.

[Top Lobster]

Well, we probing right now.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

We are probing.

[Top Lobster]

We probing the sky. Elon Musk launched Artemis the Third.

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[Top Lobster]

Yeah, something like that.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That happened yesterday?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, my daughter saw it. She sent me a picture. She did?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, she saw it?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, she took a video with Willow's phone.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Was it cool?

[Top Lobster]

No, it was smoke in the sky. I was like, what is this is a chemtrail?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Could be. Dude, Yesterday I woke up in the morning mad chemtrails. So many chemtrails. Only specifically where the sun was rising.

[Top Lobster]

They're trying to thin out the firmament. I was denting my firmament with their phallic like symbols.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Wieners.

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A giant vibrator.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

34th flight of this booster. The 33rd didn't go so well. So we put a vibrator on the tip.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And see how that goes. Nancy, you recognize this thing? It's crazy. Right in your face.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah. Remember those movies? Austin Powers.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Great movies. And there was like a.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, name a movie, any movie.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Austin Powers.

[Top Lobster]

Great movie.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Great movie. Honestly, Spy who Shagged Me. Great.

[Top Lobster]

But that's the one with the.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, yeah. But what was the one with Fat Bastard?

[Top Lobster]

That was the second one. The Spy. No, no. Gold member.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, no, no, no. The first one was International man of mystery, I think. And the second one was the Spy who Shagged Me, which was fantastic.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I mean, really great movie with Fat Bastard and Mini Me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was so. It was the. I would love to. I want to go back and watch that. We should do a watch party.

[Top Lobster]

We could do a watch. I wonder if he'd let us watch that back there. He lets them do all manner of things.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah. Ritual, magic.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Somebody said they came to the front and they're like, I was here. What do you guys usually do back here? Because they were having some sort of Republican meeting. They were talking about killing Muslims.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah. And I go, amen.

[Top Lobster]

That's not what we do over here.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

We talk about killing Massive. David's cult baby said, dude, for Florida to have banned chemtrails, there sure is a lot of chemtrails. I agree.

[Top Lobster]

Chemtrails, dog.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Dude, it. It blocked the sun out yesterday. I just told my wife. I said it's gonna expand. They're going to expand throughout the day. And you know, by the afternoon when the sun is. Is decently high in the sky, it's going to be, you know, not as hot as it should. Yesterday should have been a 90 something degree day. I should have been in the pool with the kid. And all that other stuff didn't happen because overcast and stuff like that. So a big bummer. Were we talking about something or were we moving on?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, we were talking about, oh, the space launch. Space launch.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Artemis, by the way. The same name as this, uh, this divine feminine entity, one of the many

[Top Lobster]

snafus of his space launch. Nothing is really going well. They tried to launch it. They were late. 45 minutes late.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

45 minutes late.

[Top Lobster]

The nerve of these people.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

When people are waiting on you for

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you to be late, they launch it.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

It's a crazy move.

[Top Lobster]

The toilet doesn't work, which is crazy.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Whose toilet? That's what it was.

[Top Lobster]

NASA officials say it will take a few hours to troubleshoot the Artemis toilet.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

So somebody tried taking a dump pre launch and then luckily figured out like, yo, yo, this is not gonna work.

[Top Lobster]

That's during launch. They're already. Where? I don't know where they go. They. They're in the sky somewhere. They are flying, certainly not the moon. And they go, houston, we have a problem. Can't. Or we could, but it just stays Here, now, you know what?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

It.

[Top Lobster]

Tampon in the toilet.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Tampon in the toilet. Yeah. And it's not meant to do that because those don't break down. Could well be the situation. I don't know, man. That's. That seems really funny.

[Top Lobster]

Seems disheartening.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Well, it seems like a joke. It all seems like a joke. You're doing it on April Fool's and it's late because there's a dookie in the toilet.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. If that's what I said. It's just pure comedy.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

It is. It's good comedy.

[Top Lobster]

Let's pull up some more comedy. It's gonna. It's gonna take me a little while to get some more comedy.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Which one do you have?

[Top Lobster]

And we had Lindsay here who came, visited us.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, that was cool.

[Top Lobster]

This one. We'll play a couple of seconds of this one here.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

What do you got? Our guy Emmett?

[Top Lobster]

Have you guys liked. You guys like the. The color?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, yeah. Emmett picked out the color today.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's Glenn Beck blue is what we're calling it.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's what he requested.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, Glenn Beck blue, like the color of Glenn Beck's eyes. So here.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, there's Glenn. Glenn Beck.

[Top Lobster]

He's a grown man who is a Mormon.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

But we like him because some nice people that we know do like.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You know, I do remember that Elijah

[Top Lobster]

Schaefer worked for him and he fired Elijah Schaefer because Elijah Schaefer turned out to be a horrible person.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, okay. That could be it. He had sex with the staff. He got really, really drunk. He talked like an Abbo for two hours straight. To be honest, Glenn Beck said no more.

[Top Lobster]

Glenn Beck, even though he's a Mormon, even though he cries at space launches. Gave him a lot of rope. Must have given Elijah so much.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, you have to give that guy a lot of rope.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Because, I mean, the guy is a wild man.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Well, I remember I was talking to you before the show back in maybe the early 2000s.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, the good old days. Yeah. I remember.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Big fan of Alex Jones at the time. And Alex was getting a lot of traction and he was getting a lot of pushback from sort of big media. They were. I don't know if they were so much willing to say his name at the time, but they were, like, aiming at people like this. You know what I mean? It would be aimed at Sancho's being gay. You know, you change your hat. So what ends up happening is Glenn Beck goes from just being like a run of the mill commentator.

[Top Lobster]

Hold on to all what do you want.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Man, get out. What's happening? All right. Take that out of here. Why did you bring that phone to me and then leave it here? So anyway, can you shut that door? Thank you. So, by the way, I got people saying I was too mean to Matt.

[Top Lobster]

Too mean to who?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

To Matt.

[Top Lobster]

That guy.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah. And then people saying that I shouldn't call Nancy A. Anymore. Nancy, I agree with that.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, can I put my feet on your package here?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I guess. Nancy, are you there?

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[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I'm sorry for calling you a. Thanks. So what was I talking about? Oh, that Glenn Beck was just a run of the mill, kind of, you know, talking head. And then all of a sudden, he became the answer to Alex Jones or

[Top Lobster]

the conservative answer to Alex.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, yeah. Fox News or something like that.

[Top Lobster]

Brilliant broadcaster as well.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Is he?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, very good. I have a lot of problems with his view on Israel. He's a dude that, like, cried and said that he wanted to be. He begged Netanyahu to make him a citizen of Israel. Like he was. Yeah, he wants to be Jewish. I'll pull up those clips as well. But here. Here it goes. I gotta pause it.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

It's weird how it curves really fast, too. Like, I saw somebody.

[Top Lobster]

That's the firmament.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's what I'm. No, no, because they say, like, it appears that way from the land, that it appears to curve from the perspective that we have. But I saw a perspective from an airplane window and was just going, yee. Like, across. Like it was.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it goes. And it scratches up my firmament and I get no recompense.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Just weird. Like, why are we just launching?

[Top Lobster]

They didn't.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

They.

[Top Lobster]

They. The last time, they. They went too straight at the firmament and blew up. I don't know if you remember that. They shot it up and it blew up. Because they're like. We hit it directly. Yeah, you kind of gotta glide it. You gotta. You gotta slide on that thing.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Gotta make it.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Gotta grind again.

[Top Lobster]

Make it wet.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Grind on me.

[Top Lobster]

That's right. Nice and slow.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You know what's interesting? I have a. The zappy tennis racket for mosquitoes.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You know what I'm talking about, right?

[Top Lobster]

Sing R B to them as you.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, I don't do that. But, you know, you press the button and you zap them and get electrocuted. They stink. You could smell the burning of the mosquito flesh. And I like to knock them into the toilet afterwards. I like, empty the tennis racket into the toilet and it's like you electrically charge them and they start Going. They start spinning in the water. It's bizarre.

[Top Lobster]

Whoa.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Earlier today, I was like, hey, man, come here. Come here real quick. And I invited my. My wife. I don't know if I have that button. Okay, there we go.

[Top Lobster]

You should.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

My wife into the bathroom. And I said, look at that.

[Top Lobster]

Look at that, look at that.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And they're just. And they're spinning fast. Wow. She was a little bit like. She's like, I look at the mosquitoes, dog. When she walked over, she was like, huh. Look at it go.

[Top Lobster]

Look at it go.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

It's like. Like, it's very strange. And then one of them slowed down, and I pointed to another one, and I was like, that one. That one's going to.

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They're spinning in place.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Spinning in place really, really fast. They're dead as hell. They're not like, tweaking out mosquitoes. They're fried.

[Top Lobster]

I'm going to do that.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Zap them, knock them in the toilet, watch them spin. I think they got a little charge to them, interacts with the water somehow. Makes a little vortex.

[Top Lobster]

It works with people?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, probably. I think so. Why not? It's got to be a sufficient enough electrical charge.

[Top Lobster]

Try with Glenn Beck. Check this out. That's. We had. So Lindsay came with her mom, and she's talking to me about Glenn Beck.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And I was like, you know the mommies, right?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, she likes Glenn. And I said, he cried at the. I. I didn't even cry when my son was born.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

He cries at this goddamn miracle. Look at.

[Top Lobster]

Look at him. Look at him. He's like my kids and the entire next generation keeping all this money. All this money.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

God's great. Okay. Wow. There's two reasons. Okay? That's a crazy. That's a meme. That's a meme. 100. That's a meme. So two takes.

[Top Lobster]

What's your first take?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

My first take is that he's reached an age where I noticed the older I get, the more emotional I get. If there's like a.

[Top Lobster]

Like, like, cool shit be happening cool.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Or like, I teared up a little

[Top Lobster]

bit when I was talking about my wife, but she almost died.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Right, right, right. So stuff like that will get you. If it's an emotional movie with, like, a beautiful part.

[Top Lobster]

The genocidal government of the United States launched something into what they claim is outer space. I'm not well.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

So here's the other thing. He says God is great, right?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah, that's what he says.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

So either he's crying because he's old and emotional and this is a big moment for him. Or he realizes the implication and he's anticipating the return of the spirit of Nimrod.

[Top Lobster]

Bang. Here we go.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Is what's going on?

[Top Lobster]

I said. He says, God is great. And I said, this is a Nimrod worship ceremony. God hates this. Yeah, I said it, but I should have said this. It probably would have hit harder.

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[Top Lobster]

Everybody pay attention to Twitter, you know? Yeah. Pay attention to your verbiage when you be saying things. And I mean, the comments are riddled with either people saying people don't like

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

when you talk about their space program.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Oh, they. Well, somebody goes. Somebody had responded at some point. They go, science launched that rocket. And I said, exactly, Science.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Trust it. Trust the science.

[Top Lobster]

But a lot of the comments are either, yeah, Glenn Beck's gay, and this is, well, somebody saying that modern Tower of Babel. Somebody makes a correlation between the 12 Olympians and Artemis, which is a good one. Artemis is the archer.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And Babel, you know, Nimrod goes to the top of Babel or with the

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

arrow trying to lap up God.

[Top Lobster]

So, yeah, there's a lot of that stuff. Father Robinson, Father Calvin Robinson. Shout out this guy. He's like, why is he always crying?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I go, it's a weird thing, but

[Top Lobster]

there's a lot of people and Christians especially going, how do you know I love Christians? How do you know what God hates? God doesn't hate.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And I'm like, oh, I saw that

[Top Lobster]

God hates a lot of it's. And then I started to go off and I was like, you and he hates you.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

He Hates you.

[Top Lobster]

You're cool.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I was talking with a sparrow about God.

[Top Lobster]

Sparrow. Does she know the bear she crushes?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Sparrow bear. And we were talking about God. We were going back and forth with scripture where it's like, clearly there's a separation, right? Of like God the Father as Jesus Christ.

[Top Lobster]

Hold on. Look at this one. Sorry. This is a fun one. Your life sounds miserable. I said, you cut your leg off to be me.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's crazy. But, yeah, so. So Sparrow and I are going back and forth and she, you know, she's struggling with the. With the idea of the Trinity, which I think is super fair because it's a really complicated thing. And she's showing me scripture where, you know, Jesus is saying, like, basically that I don't do anything except for by the Father. Like, I can accomplish nothing except through the Father. And I don't do my own will. I only do the will of the Father. Like this, this kind of thing over and over again, you know, in John and in Matthew and a couple other places. And I go like, yeah, dude, that's like talking about a clear and definitive separation between Jesus Christ and God. But then I'm looking at, you know, we talked yesterday, I think, with Brandy Goodwin, the scripture that says that the Word existed before and. And was with God, but also is God. And then later on it says that Jesus Christ is the Word made flesh. So it says the Word is God, but then it says Jesus Christ is the Word made flesh. And then we're looking at Philippians and it says, in your relationship with one another, have the same mindset as Jesus Christ, who being in very nature, God did not consider equality with God something to be used to his own advantage. And then it goes on to talk more. But that's interesting, right? In his nature is God and is equal with God. Yeah, but he doesn't use that to his advantage. Instead, he comes as a humble servant, you know, and he makes himself nothing. So that's all very interesting, but like, oh, that's weird because, right. He is the Word made flesh, and the Word is God. And he in his very nature is God and is equal with God. But then you go to him and he's like, I don't accomplish anything, but. But through the Father, I don't do my own will. I do the Father's will. It's like, yeah, man, this is like, complicated. It's very complicated.

[Top Lobster]

The last time God had somebody be his right hand man, it didn't turn out well. So it's like, I don't know he's like, you kind of want to do something. You want to do something good, do it yourself. Yeah, it seems like. But he. It seems like he also already knew that because that was the plan from the beginning.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

He's.

[Top Lobster]

But watch this. And he said, see? Gay. How. I figured. I figured it would be now I'm gonna do it myself. But, yeah, it all kind of does have. There still is a hierarchy within. Yeah, it's strange. I don't. I don't really get it.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I don't understand it. It's just like, that's why I like the. You know, the sparrow says, there's nowhere in the Bible that that says the Trinity. And I'm like, yeah, that's true. Right. But I love the Trinity as a symbol. Like, it's like if. If I was trying to explain to you that phenomenon, I might be like, it's kind of like this. And I might draw, like, a circle. Like, this is God.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And I draw, like, another circle that is like. And this is Jesus. And they're separate, but there is a piece of them that is the same. And then I would do the same thing with the Holy Spirit. Right? So, like, it's not a biblical terminology. It doesn't exist in the Bible anywhere. But if you were to try to. If you're trying to talk to somebody about this, you know, as. As Matt puts it, the triune nature of God. Right. And you're like, how do I explain this? How do I explain this? You might go like, give me. You got a piece of paper. You got a pencil Here, let me draw this for you real quick. And you might draw these circles, and then you might look at that and be like, that's actually pretty good.

[Top Lobster]

Well, that's people visiting us here. Hi. Hi, guys.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Who's visiting us?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Hello.

[Top Lobster]

Hi.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

What's up, dude? South Carolina. Cool. What's up, brother? Good to meet you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get a couple more punches, and he's gonna give you free coffee, Right? How many does he need? Here? Wait. Oh, you just keep piling up. Do you have any of those tchotchkes? The bag of golden Nephilim skulls? We got something for you. Hang out a second. Who is it? But I think they're pretty cool. There you go. Yeah, absolutely.

[Top Lobster]

Nice to meet you guys.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Take it easy. So, yeah, I. I just thought that's fascinating because, you know, I don't think that people struggling with this idea of, like, the Trinity, it's. It's not like they're not Wrong. It's very complicated. It's very confusing. You know, the Bible says one thing and one. One. No, no Chachkis for you, Rusty. You know, one thing in one spot.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And then something else that seems to conflict with it.

[Top Lobster]

Here's the thing.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I think we're just retarded.

[Top Lobster]

A good question. Is God ever surprised?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's interesting. We talked to Ed Mabry about that a little bit.

[Top Lobster]

I'm rarely surprised. I don't think I. I think it's like you can. You can draw a conclusion of how somebody's going to behave by what they do and say and how they act and their presuppositions.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Upon meeting.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's how AI works. It gathers data off of you, and then it can predict pretty well where you're going to be, what you're going to do.

[Top Lobster]

I believe it was you that said a long time ago, a couple months ago, you go, this guy, Jordan Crowder is kind of a. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Something happened. I forgot what it was. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And I go, yeah. Yep. Extrapolate that a little further down the line. Nancy, shut up. You're talking here. Nancy's driving her car. I'm gonna mute her.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah. So I think that God does get surprised, though, because if he gave us free will and it's actually true free will, when this isn't Calvinism, then every once in a while we gotta do some. That surprises him. So he uses to be surprised.

[Top Lobster]

Who's Nick?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Nick sent the banana menorah. Thank you, Nick. I just saw him comment on a thing. Nick G. Nick, thank you for the banora. The banana menorah. What'd you say, Nance? So he chooses to be surprised? No, I think he chooses to be surprised.

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Chooses not to look.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Sometimes he chooses. Well, he chose to. Gave us free will. And I think in there, there has to be some, like, birthed. Out of free will come some surprising things. No, has to. Maybe not.

[Top Lobster]

Doesn't he already know what you're gonna do?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I think.

[Top Lobster]

I think he chooses. You can choose whether to look or not. So he chooses to be surprised?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

That's a good question. Yeah, I guess that is. Yeah. That's the only loophole to free will. I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Anyway, my back is sweaty.

[Top Lobster]

That's disgusting.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

It's a very thick T shirt that I've got on. So here. We got this one queued up. I actually didn't have it queued up, but I'm going to queue it up again. Where'd it go? Where'd it go. Where'd it go? There it is. Here it is. Boom. Okay, sure. This happens. That. Who's this guy? I thought this was gonna be Matt Gates. This isn't even Matt Gates. So we still have that to talk about, which is exciting.

[Top Lobster]

Australian senator.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Ew. He says yes, Aliens are already here. I was briefed by intelligence this morning on a developing situation. Details are highly classified. Australians will understand soon enough. Stay calm. Trust the plans. Australians are in control. So let's. Let's make this big. Ladies and gentlemen, breaking news. It's true. There are aliens living amongst us. There are aliens in Area 51. There are even. This is a guy. This has got to be a joke.

[Top Lobster]

I. I don't know. Maybe it's an April Fool's thing.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

The way he's saying this is such a joke. It is.

[Top Lobster]

It has to be.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You piece of.

[Top Lobster]

It's just usually you would tell a lie on April Fools.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's true.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, well, I guess I didn't lie

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

on April Fools this morning in a top secret.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, that's actually kind of funny.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That exposes all. Unfortunately, I am forbidden from speaking about it under pain of death. But no, I will fight for accountability and I will fight for transparency. There is more to come. Stay tuned.

[Top Lobster]

That is actually pretty. It's pretty.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's very funny. I like that. Why did we do that?

[Top Lobster]

Well, because we're not Australian senators.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Well, we do have this thing from Matt's Gates. Does that mean the Matt's Gates thing was Matt's Gates? Matt's Gates. The gates that belong to Mats.

[Top Lobster]

Well, that was released the day before.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Well, this is March 31st. This is still. Yeah. So breaking. Former Congressman Matt's Gates reveals he was once briefed on alien breeding programs where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create a hybrid race. Which is hot.

[Top Lobster]

That was in a.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's what he said.

[Top Lobster]

This was in a interview with that guy, Benny Johnson.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You're leaving? I didn't. I don't think we received a single coffee, but thank you very much.

[Top Lobster]

Bye.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, I think we did. As soon as we came in, we said, can we have coffees? It's nice to see.

[Top Lobster]

Do you want to say hello to the fans or not? What are we doing here?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You want to say hello, don't you?

[Top Lobster]

It's up to you.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

All right, look into the camera and say your name.

[Top Lobster]

That one right there. Say your name.

[Bretzky]

Say where?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Don't say hello. Just say your name.

[Top Lobster]

Yes.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Is it that one? That one right there.

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Yes.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Avery. You hear that guys? Avery. See you later.

[Top Lobster]

Goodbye.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Have a good day. So

[Top Lobster]

it's chaotic. This one's not.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

It is. It's. It's a chaotic place. This one's not. Is this a joke? Is this one supposed to be a joke? Is there any follow up on this?

[Top Lobster]

I don't think. I don't think this one is supposed to be a joke. I think this one is.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Koala.

[Top Lobster]

Let's see, we got Benny Johnson is the same guy that just interviewed J.D. vance and J.D. vance told him that he thinks aliens are demons. You remember this? The whole UFO phenomenon? Yeah, Same gay conservative dude. Then he interviewed Matt Gates who is like. I think he's like some sort of representative in Florida. The guy is like too wild. He was too wildly based to be the Secretary of state for Donald Trump. That is true. On the Jews. Had a big problem with them.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And he was.

[Top Lobster]

And he was correct. So he didn't get that job. But he still retained some sort of position and people know who he is.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Well, you want to bring this up? I have a video here. This is him with Betty Johnson.

[Top Lobster]

Big ass head.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

He's got a noggin on him, huh?

[Top Lobster]

Dome. So that's Benny Johnson in there.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Here, let's.

[Matt Gates]

I think the most important information will be the biologics that are not human that have been discovered. And like even some of the briefings that aren't classified just. Just need to be out in the public. I mean, I had someone come and brief me who was in a military uniform, worked for the United States army that was briefing me on the locations of hybrid breeding programs where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create some hybrid race that could engage in intergalactic communication. An actual uniform member of the United States Army. Brief me on that.

[Top Lobster]

Non human biologics interracial Alien mating. What the f is going on? Look, wait a second. Interracial stuff.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

This guy's gay, by the way. The implications of this is like. Let's stop for a second. We have probably a really bad human trafficking problem.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

In America. Who is lining up to. To fuck these things?

[Top Lobster]

The non human entities.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Right. You have a breeding program.

[Top Lobster]

Well, they. Listen, I think we established at the top of the show that they got to try it, right?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Sex.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, they got to try it. At the very least, chat. How many times you got to try

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

it before it's gay Ones in the chat if you would sign up for the alien breeding program. And twos in the chat if they'd have to take you against your will to be part of the alien breeding program. I know that Q is going to say he would do it. I know Q is going to say.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, well, we know what QB doing.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

We know what QB are they black?

[Top Lobster]

Benny Johnson blocked me.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

What? You got blocked by Benny Johnson? Who's that? The guy that, that just said what

[Top Lobster]

the F. Yeah, I mean, because. No, no, he put it. Maybe you could pull this up here. I'm gonna send it.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I don't know what the threes mean. Ayman Rat is willing and. And. And able.

[Top Lobster]

Can you pull this up? It's the latest thing that I sent to the. The group chat Nancy is in.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ye.

[Top Lobster]

Because when I pull it up, look, it is not good. I wrote gay and then it says nothing.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, it says the same thing here for me. Unavailable. He must have deleted it. Yeah, because it says unavailable. Well, let me see. Benny. Benny Johnson. There he is. Who is this guy? Well, I don't know anything.

[Top Lobster]

He's a conservative commentator.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Your front row seat to the golden era is what his page says. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't. I mean, he hasn't blocked me, but I've never interacted with him ever, ever, ever.

[Top Lobster]

So he must have deleted that because it was embarrassing.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

What was it?

[Top Lobster]

It was the Artemis launch.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Was he crying too?

[Top Lobster]

No, but he was in front of it doing a soy face.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Was he?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, and it just prompted me to just write like I saw it and I just said, yay, gay. And it went viral. I mean, there's a thou. This. This video here.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Look at this giant golden phallus. It was literally glowing gold.

[Top Lobster]

I gotta see if he deleted it or not. He must have deleted it.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Great pictures, fantastic pictures. But how soft are you that the Internet calls you gay? And you take it down all of My worst tweets are still up. All of my worst tweets are still up.

[Top Lobster]

All my best tweets are still up, too.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's what I meant to say.

[Top Lobster]

Yo, dog. Yeah, he deleted it. That's bad.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Okay, Nick G says number three means that they're in a loving relationship with the. With the aliens. But we have two.

[Top Lobster]

That's part of my content for today.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Ginny also said she'd have to be forced subliminal. Messenger said says Wood.

[Top Lobster]

Damon Rat probably says, whatever.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

There's a lot of threes. A lot of threes. A lot of people are willing to have romantic relationships. Brenna says negative 10, man. Yeah. SAM Tripley is the front line to blap aliens. Yeah, I would think so. Anyway, this guy would be the first one.

[Top Lobster]

Something about this dude. I mean, he's always been sus in the. In the conservative commentary space. Always, like, lukewarm. He deleted it. He deleted his.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's gay. Just because you did a silly thing and people called you gay.

[Top Lobster]

He was like this. He was doing stuff like this. He was like, we're about to watch history unfold. Watch this. And then he has, like, a selfie. So he's recording himself, and behind himself is the rocket, and he's going, wow, look at my. Look at my throat.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Ew. Is that what he's doing? He was so excited.

[Top Lobster]

And then he's going, this is the. This is the greatest thing I've ever seen. It's like, you're not. See, I'm trying my best here.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Nance Sparrow says Milo said he's super gay and has sex with these guys with conventions, with men.

[Top Lobster]

That would imply he's gay.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Well, interesting information, Sparrow.

[Top Lobster]

Anyway, this gay dude is a guy.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I was like, I'm unsure about the triune nature of God, but let me tell you, this is a gay man who knows sex.

[Top Lobster]

She knows. What up? She knows. What's up.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Sex with men at conventions.

[Top Lobster]

By the way, working on getting Owen Benjamin back on again.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, yeah, That'll be fun.

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[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Now that his book is out.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah. Because I was actually read his book. I read maybe probably a third of it.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Wow.

[Top Lobster]

Before it came out, and I finished the rest, but it was good. I was like, yeah, dude, this is good music. Let's talk about it. So we're working out a schedule, but that'll be cool. Yeah. I would love to have him here, but we need a much bigger room.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Fit him back. Is this man again? What's up, man?

[Top Lobster]

What's up, man?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

As long as it's not just Matt. That would have been very upsetting.

[Top Lobster]

It is usually is just Matt. Matt usually just pops his said.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Wait, what happened with Jamie Walden? We were trying to talk to Jamie. He doesn't like us. He doesn't like us because we say wild thing. Because of the things we say on Twitter. He doesn't understand them.

[Top Lobster]

Things I say on Twitter.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

It looks like we will not be talking Jamie Walden or other gay Christians

[Top Lobster]

like this guy here.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Like

[Top Lobster]

Jamie Walden, a gay Christian.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, that's not what.

[Top Lobster]

He looked like a dude. That was about. About it.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

But I mean, I thought so.

[Top Lobster]

But I took offense to it. I know David was like, hey, man, don't do that. But I've been. I've been church. Church.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Hurt. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I've been hurt by the church.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah. You know what I also realized too? The difference between you and me is you. You kept like a tight family unit.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You went to a whole community growing up, which is the church.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Which means you were the recipient of endless amounts of unsolicited advice.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Everybody's trying to tell you seems like for, you know, pretty much your entire life, which makes sense if all these people are around you, how to do it, what to do when you're doing it wrong.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Nobody told me about anything ever.

[Top Lobster]

Not man. I'm making this up as I go. Have you noticed?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Right. But. But now when people tell me shit, I'm like, this is a novelty. Yeah. I don't really take it any kind of way because I never had that. But I could imagine if all my fucking life everybody was trying to be like, you're doing this wrong. You're saying the wrong things. You're doing all the time now.

[Top Lobster]

I like. I like telling people. I like telling people shit now.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I said, you know what I tell them?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

What do you tell them?

[Top Lobster]

They go. They go. They come to advice. They're like, hey, man, you look like you got to figure it out. And I go, yeah, yeah. Everything you're doing right now is wrong. You know how to do it. And they go, how? And I go, oh, I have no

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

idea what I'm doing.

[Top Lobster]

I know. It's different.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's what I told Emmett before we left. I said, hey, Emmett, you want to know a secret? And he goes, what? And I go, we're just a couple of old dudes that don't know anything. And he was like, yeah. And which I think really messed him up because he liked us.

[Top Lobster]

And I'm sorry, Lindsay, but I think it might have Your kid doubting reality. I was like, hey, Emmy, close your eyes real quick.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Does everything. Does it. Does the world exist when you close it? When you leave this room? Do you think we're still here?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You know what he said?

[Top Lobster]

He's like, damn, bro.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

He's like, of course it's still here, you idiot.

[Top Lobster]

You're talking about.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Why would I think it's gone just because my eyes are closed? That's what he said. Here, let's watch the rest of this Benny Johnson video.

[Top Lobster]

Do we have to?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, I wanted. All right, fine.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Okay, go ahead.

[Top Lobster]

I was gonna say, it's just odd that.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Take it down now.

[Top Lobster]

I'll take it down. I want to talk about it. Look at his face.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

Because there's not much after this. He's just like. He's gonna extrapolate on the fantastic thing that somebody else said. But this is the dude that's gonna present the alien disclosure and deception to us. And it's very clear. It's him. Like, yeah, he is getting this information from. Hold on. Full screen. Thank you.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's what I mean. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks, Nance.

[Top Lobster]

He's getting this information from J.D. vance. Yep. He is now talking to Matt Gates about this stuff. He's at the Artemis launch. And I. I'm sure that there's more weird, esoteric stuff.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Benjamin Johnson.

[Top Lobster]

Ben Johnson.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Which is a word for wiener.

[Top Lobster]

Two words for wiener.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Benjamin Wiener.

[Top Lobster]

Which actually negates.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I don't know if a Benjamin is a. Is a wiener. I've never heard anybody call it Benjamin.

[Top Lobster]

Benjamin Wiener. It's weird. It's just weird to me that I'm like, that's who's being. That's who's gonna present.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

It's also weird. That.

[Top Lobster]

Damn dog.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

We haven't even really talked about it. I think somebody. Somebody's been asking us, yo, these lizard

[Top Lobster]

people don't even respect us.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

They don't. Somebody has been asking us, maybe the Patreon or on X. Like, one of the homies of the show is like, yo, what do you guys think about the fact that J.D. vance is saying what you guys are saying?

[Top Lobster]

And I'm like, then we might be wrong.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Could be wrong. 100 wrong.

[Top Lobster]

So you know what I do like about JD Van saying what we said

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

is he's gonna get with eyeliner.

[Top Lobster]

I could do it with eyeliner.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's true.

[Top Lobster]

I could do a big hair and eyeliner if you guys want.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Let's do that. You guys want that?

[Top Lobster]

Hell, no. But what I Do like about is going a 10.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, it's so funny.

[Top Lobster]

What do you think about what this guy says?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And he's like, he's like, oh, well, he should read my book. He's gotta read Birthright. He wouldn't make these mistakes if he read Birthright. He doesn't even have a hat.

[Top Lobster]

Tim, they're following a narrative. They're gonna play this narrative out whether

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

you like it or not. Yeah, dude.

[Top Lobster]

As a matter of fact, you might not even get any shekels from it.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I mean, look, to be perfect, you're

[Top Lobster]

on the wrong side of it. Stupid.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

He's saying what we say in a bombastic way. But if you give us any amount of time whatsoever, you find that we have, have nuanced theories.

[Top Lobster]

I have a multitude of other words that I use.

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[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

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[Top Lobster]

Extrapolates. Good, because I like to go like this when I say it right.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, yeah, that's how you extrapolate things.

[Top Lobster]

You just spread it out like webs.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Hey, by the way, is that slime that your son got like all up in the couch and everything yet?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah, and I actually had to clean out. They got slime in the hot water heater too.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, yeah. And I'm like, I. I told my son really early on after, after he got slime and it took a lot to get it out of the carpet. And I was like, no more slime.

[Top Lobster]

It was in his hair yesterday.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No more slime. We're not doing the slime it was in.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, slime's in his hair. And I don't do slime and I don't do glitter. That's a rule.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Well, they started mixing the two of

[Top Lobster]

them together, which is somebody slime with.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, Flat earth Grappler says Slime. It's banned in my house.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, dog. I mean, flat earth grapplers here. So you've seen my kids. Unruly, some would say.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Emmett is listening right now. Hey, dude, do your mom a favor. Don't worry about the slime. Stay away. You don't want slime, all right? Stay. Stay in homeschool, you know, don't do slime. It's.

[Top Lobster]

It's unremovable. Yeah, unremovable.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And I get it because while I was over your house, I was like. I kept playing with it and smashing it around. Like, it is fun. Yeah. No, dog, but at what cost? Do you know how toxic dog's hair and shit?

[Top Lobster]

You know that round table I got, the black one?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Somebody had put. They put a book or something there, and it was just there for a couple of days because I was like, that's a book. Like, we'll, like, get to that. Underneath the book was slime.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, who knew?

[Top Lobster]

The slime deteriorated the table and there's, like, bubbles. And I try. I did my best to fix it. It's hard to see, but I'll point them out to you so you can see them when next time you're there. And I'm like, look, there's like four spots. This shit is toxic, dog. And they're giving it to kids. They're putting it everywhere. It's mostly piss. This live is mostly pissing

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

stuff up. What? What in the gay.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy's verifying our claims. Names breaking. Jenny Benny Johnson and Nick Shirley claim Gavin Newsom is about to bust.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I'm sorry, Yo. He's.

[Top Lobster]

So that right wing cope is actually like an anti right wing meme page.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

But sometimes they do post bangers.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Bangers. Yeah, very funny. About to bust.

[Top Lobster]

He's busting. He's straight.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Straight buzzing. This guy is inches deep in his just bus. I heard Dingleberry says. I heard Raven loves all these nuts.

[Top Lobster]

All these.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I was at Aldi's today.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, Aldi's. Great.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah. And every time I go to Aldi's, me and my wife, she'll go, like, you gotta go to go. You want to go to Aldi's and I'll go all these nuts.

[Top Lobster]

My favorite part of Aldi's nuts is the. The one aisle that has miscellaneous.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, there's some fun stuff in there.

[Top Lobster]

It could be anything. Yeah, it could be anything. I was like, hey, here's a slow cooker.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Huh?

[Top Lobster]

Is a shoe rack.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

There's also those lights that you put along your walkway. Yeah, dude, Stab.

[Top Lobster]

I love. And a towel.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Slippers.

[Top Lobster]

The next. Next time comes like Aldi slippers.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

All these nice.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

They have a lot of cool stuff man. Sometimes. But all these I think got popped recently because a lot of their stuff that they're claiming to be.

[Top Lobster]

It's horse meat. Oh even the shoes.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Even the shoes. Even. Even the sidewalk lights are horse.

[Top Lobster]

God, actually.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

All right, let's watch Matt Gates.

[Top Lobster]

Matt Gates full blowers.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Tell you this kind of thing. Can you please. Yeah.

[Matt Gates]

I had a. I had a guy who was. Was uniform. He was a. A senior enlisted with the famous. Came into my office. Rectangle of the head in a non classified setting. I had members of my staff there. And what they explained is that the military ran a very secret program where aliens that were living were enforced breeding programs with. With huge.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Okay, okay. Who's being forced? Forced breeding programs with humans. You know it's white aliens are enforced breeding programs with humans. Who's being forced.

[Top Lobster]

I see the statistic because you think they're holding.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You think they're holding that little skinny

[Top Lobster]

gray's wrist with something like white woman get raped white woman by black men at her. Like I mean the last couple proportionate. Oh it's something like 40, 000.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And then when they.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I don't know a single white woman who has it.

[Top Lobster]

Let me check the inverse. That's a crazy sentence. Clip that Nancy. They check the inverse zero.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Like that ain't happening.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Who's doing that?

[Top Lobster]

That ain't blapping.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

They're so annoying. They've ever been around them. Oh my God.

[Top Lobster]

It is an interesting statistic. But anyway, I don't know how it applies. Let's check out their space eating program.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh okay.

[Matt Gates]

Humans that had been abducted from war zones and from even the caravans. Now again I, I didn't verify this but what the whistleblower was telling me is that there were like between six and 12 locations around the country where this happened. Wanted was a group members of Congress to all show up at the same time at all these different locations so that any of those activities could. Could not be moved. And of course it's a physical impossibility to get members of Congress to simultaneously show up at like eight locations.

[Top Lobster]

Even for aliens.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Even for aliens doesn't matter.

[Top Lobster]

These guys.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

So. So I'm just, I'm. I'm still wondering. Like you said it was migrants aliens.

[Top Lobster]

Real quick blapping up woman over here at this site. They're like I just can't be bothered. I'm on Vacation.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

So, okay, program with.

[Top Lobster]

With what?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Humans that had been abducted from war zones. Okay. So he is kind of saying like, yeah, there are these. So a military personnel came up and said, hey, there are locations for these hybrid programs, hybridization programs. And he's saying explicitly like, yeah, these are migrants. These are people that are lifted from war zones. Hide your kids, hide your wife. They're raping illegal migrants out here. I had to have a conversation with my son the other day because he goes, oh, I called up one of my friends, and she's about rape. No. So he goes.

[Top Lobster]

We told him. They were like. Emma's like, hey, could I hang out? I'll sit right there. We'll watch the show. I was like, this ain't the show.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

This is not the show, let me tell you. He was fishing around for some buttons to hit.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And I was freaking out.

[Top Lobster]

He was close to that.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

He was hitting some sound drop buttons. And I was like, don't. Just probably don't hit those anymore because some of those words are crazy. Don't do that anymore. And he was like, what about this one? He'd be like. And I'd be like, okay, okay, okay, that's cool. And then it. But I knew somewhere in there, there's some crazy ones, you know? And I didn't get it. Well, some of them are real crazy. Yeah, but. And his mom was like, probably don't press the buttons anymore, Emmett. And he was like, all right, cool. That's cool.

[Top Lobster]

I like the energy he brought. Bought.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, man.

[Top Lobster]

I like the.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

The biceps he brought. But, yeah,

[Top Lobster]

good energy. Didn't give a.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, he did. He was. He was like. He was like, press play. We're gonna. We're doing episode.

[Top Lobster]

The kids going places.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

He is. I said, what do you want to be when you grow up? He said, a podcaster.

[Top Lobster]

I went, yeah, man. It's like, that's gonna be a dead end.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Not everything you want to do. We don't have health benefits. I don't know what. We're gonna build up enough wealth. Because you know what I thought about the other day? I was like, let's say this show goes on. Yeah. For 15, 20 years. What? 15, 20 years in, like, two max. Two more. Two more years. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Two more good years out of me.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And I'm not doing this for more than two years. And. But then what? We don't have a 401k. I'm gonna have to go back to welding.

[Top Lobster]

My plan.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Is to make as much money as

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

possible and then blow up and act like I don't know nobody.

[Top Lobster]

Like I don't know this guy, especially what's his name, Josh, which was. Sorry, Sean, I already forgot. Ready for God. We don't know you.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Take the hat off, playboy. I feel bad.

[Top Lobster]

I hope you don't. I hope you don't unsubscribe because of this man. I hope you don't get. But this is what this is about, dog. We're making you. We're making you better.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

We're making Sean toughest. He said he was like I was just being a little.

[Top Lobster]

Everybody has their day also, Michael. Yeah. Yeah. That's not nice.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, we can go be slaves on Owen Benjamin's farm. That could be fruitful.

[Top Lobster]

That is actually my plan.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, that's a.

[Top Lobster]

That's the ten year plan. I like that idea. All right, let's move on to gay Christian men.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Is that what we have next?

[Top Lobster]

That's what I got next.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

What time is it? It's an hour and ten minutes. All right, I guess we can move on from that stuff.

[Top Lobster]

J.P. he's the night, he's Jesus dresses. What is this, the Pleiadian spacesuit?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Well, yeah. Why has he got a Jordan? I believe in Christ and this guy seems like a douchebag. I believe in Christ. What kind of. What kind of Christ do you believe in?

[Top Lobster]

All right, well, let's go. Yeah, that's. That's a great question. Let's go to the back. How do we get her?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, how did. You're probably wondering how we got here. Let's start from the beginning.

[Top Lobster]

Start from the beginning.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

So this is.

[Top Lobster]

You want to read that?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, this is funny too. We had Donald Trump telling.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, let's do that.

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[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

OK, this is actually kind of funny. Hold on a second. So breaking President Trump tells Erica Kirk to sue people Like Drewski and Candace Owens, who are attacking her online. Here. Let's play. It's only 20 seconds. I don't want to do the quotes. And then play it. And he's going to say it.

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[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

They're right.

[Top Lobster]

You.

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[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Sue Drew Ski. That's a little bit.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, it's both Owens I understand, but Drew Ski.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah. Drew Ski just did White Face, which was very funny. And I don't think there's any. I don't have any problems with that. Did you see the one where he was like. People used to call him King. Now they call him King. Oh, great.

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[Top Lobster]

Do you ever think the Antichrist would be this funny?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Ah, that's very funny.

[Top Lobster]

It's actually. It's. It's good time.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Obviously, in the same speech that he said, you should sue Drew Ski and Candace Owens. Yes. Like, this is crazy.

[Top Lobster]

Let's keep. Let's see.

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King. I'm such a king. I can't get a ballroom approved.

[Top Lobster]

All right. It's actually kind of. It's actually kind of funny. It's a little bit of a reach on my end.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, I thought it was funny.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. I mean, listen, they're doing the no Kings rally, but he's also flirting with the Antichrist.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's an interesting thing, too, to say that, you know, like this whole no Kings thing is happening. That is kind of an admission.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You're calling him a king.

[Top Lobster]

They're allowing him. This is the problem. They're allowing him to do this. You see?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Because he actually is fulfilling prophecy. But, like, your ridiculous behavior on the other side of it is allowing him to behave this way. Matt, you gotta leave.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Leave. Can't be in here anymore.

[Top Lobster]

You just paid him rent.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I don't care about your money thing. And you got to do stuff with the work. No, no, leave that.

[Top Lobster]

It's hard as heavy. Don't say hi.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

It's not important. Your customers, your bills can Wait, what is that? I don't know what that is.

[Top Lobster]

A stack of money.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I don't know what this is.

[Top Lobster]

Matt is so.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, we pay rent here. Shut that thing. Put the thing in there and shut the thing. This is so crazy. Anyway,

[Top Lobster]

he's gonna be honest. He's picking that up.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

So. Yeah, I mean, a more apt name for the protest would have been like, no. You know, you guys, it's pretty funny.

[Top Lobster]

Imagine, right? Like, so what Drew Ski did. Erica. Erica Kirk, White face.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Very funny. We could do just Matt Matte face, which is just gigantic ears and a scowl.

[Top Lobster]

Just a scowl. I'm just angry. Yeah. Sue me. Sue me for copyright infringement.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Go ahead. I mean, I guess he probably could.

[Top Lobster]

I'm making it.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

We don't have any money. We don't even have health insurance. I don't know what I'm gonna do in 20 years.

[Top Lobster]

I just paid you rent. I don't have any money left.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I was thinking about that. I was like, what am I gonna do in 20 years? So, yeah, we better hope. We better hope the world ends.

[Top Lobster]

Well, that.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

But hope that this Tinfoil Hat episode goes well so that we can get a little bit more drag.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah. Guys, please go in and. And boost that algorithm and leave lovely comments on the Tinfoil Hat episode.

[Top Lobster]

Sean left. He left the Patreon. I got concerned.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, not good. Yeah, we can't afford to lose any money.

[Top Lobster]

$5.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Not a single. You know how much these tchotchkes cost?

[Top Lobster]

Expensive.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

These lights.

[Top Lobster]

My wife was getting in my ass because I paid. She's like, you know, you spend 200 on filament. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Well, who's gonna do it? Matt charges us so much money to be in here.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. And then. And then he acts like it ain't. Look, throw it on the floor.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

It's crazy.

[Top Lobster]

It's wild.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

So, yeah, just.

[Top Lobster]

You want to read this for me?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Okay, I'll read it for you. Go ahead. Put it up on the stage. So this is Jordan Crowder. Jordan says. Who's Jordan Crowder? He's a new age dude. We had him on the show at one point, and he was talking about Three Eye Atlas, and it was actually kind of fun. It was a great episode.

[Top Lobster]

No, you didn't like it. A lot of people didn't like that. Like, this guy's talking about outer space.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

It's gay. I was like, oh, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Also, no block.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You gotta kind of, like, let people. Not. Everybody's gonna be on everything. You know what I mean? So if you go, like, if you're gonna say outer space. For the sake of conversation, I'm gonna let it slide.

[Top Lobster]

Go ahead. Sometimes you beat me.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Gay aliens are demons. Okay, define demon. Most say fallen angel. Beings that oppose God. I mean, you know, but it doesn't matter.

[Top Lobster]

It's most safe.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Most safe.

[Top Lobster]

Some say, here's the problem.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And then he goes, cool. Define God. Usually they mean the God of the Bible, Yahweh. But that God is portrayed as jealous, wrathful, demanding obedience, punishing, rebellion. So now we have a problem. Because the demons and fallen angels are rebels, challengers of authority, bringers of knowledge. See Genesis, Enoch and Eden.

[Top Lobster]

Well, this guy drank the knowledge.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I don't have a problem with any of the things that he's saying right now. Can you get out? Yeah. Pick up that money. I know you need it.

[Top Lobster]

He's coming in with the boom. I wish we had the mat came on.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah. He's got a stick and he's dragging money across the floor. Yeah. It's crazy how much he charges to be here. So he goes, thick envelope.

[Top Lobster]

It did barely fit under the door.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

The serpent in Eden didn't say worship me. It taught. No. Yeah. It taught humans they can become like God through knowledge. The and God.

[Top Lobster]

First off, I do have a problem.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Money dance. Get shut the door. I don't want to see you do the money.

[Top Lobster]

I have a problem with this right here. Yeah, because. So now we have a problem. He says, because the demons, fallen angels are rebels, challengers of, of authority, bringers of knowledge. This is not a problem.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

It's such an easy.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. It's like, okay, he's got grass. God seems mad about these guys that did this. You see, what's the problem? God, these guys, they, they did this.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

They rebelled. And then that made God jealous, wrathful and demand obedience because they rebelled. What's the problem?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I don't, I don't know. It's weird. We have all these people who you know, are self proclaimed retards, dangerous retards in the chat that they all can follow this like. Yeah. Huh. I get it. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

So keep reading.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

So, so God punished them all for this. So ask yourself, who is bad here?

[Top Lobster]

Here's a, here's a regional thought.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

When you're, when your father punishes you.

[Top Lobster]

Yes.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

For putting slime in the water heater. Who's the bad guy? Who's the bad guy? Who is the bad guy here? I, I, I don't know. Wait, so, so I have like my kid, right.

[Top Lobster]

And I go slime in the water.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Exactly that. Yeah. When My. When my k something other than, what do you say?

[Top Lobster]

Hold on. He's talking.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Get out of there.

[Top Lobster]

Oh my God.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

It was the chemistry set that, that, that Matt got him. So when my son goes, he wants to get rebellious, I say, you gotta clean your room. You got to clean your bathroom. We have like a two bedroom and his bedroom has a bathroom in it, which is just crazy. It's just crazy. It's crazy to give a 10 year old a bathroom. But you know, we stay on top of it. We go, hey, hey, I know you want to go outside. I know you want to play games. You want to do this and that. You're not doing anything.

[Top Lobster]

Wow, so true.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Until you. Ah, thank you. Ring a ting ching tong wang. And, And I say, no, you're not doing those things until you take care of cleaning your room and cleaning that bathroom.

[Top Lobster]

Right.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And then what happens is an act of rebellion where he tries to do something sneaky. Let's say instead of cleaning, he just pushes everything into a pile in his closet or under his bed. So that's an act of rebellion, right?

[Top Lobster]

Yes.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And then what happens is I go, now you're punished. Yep. Now, because you didn't do it the right way the first time, now you're not going outside and you're not playing video games. You're going to clean this room and that's it.

[Top Lobster]

Did you demand obedience?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I demanded obedience. Punish the rebellious attitude then. And I think it's a good, it's a great insight.

[Top Lobster]

I think I am experience your wrath.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I think he did. My wrath came in the form of taking away that thing where I was going to let him go outside and play the video games. And I said, no, no.

[Top Lobster]

So.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And I agree with Jordan. I'm an asshole. I'm basically the demiurge.

[Top Lobster]

I'd rather not. I'd rather, I. Here's, here's the thing. I'd rather not do these things, which is I expressed this, I expressed this to. And it always comes out wrong. But before I had kids, I told my wife, I was like, I don't know if I want to have kids because I know what taking care of kids is like. I did that for seven years. I was a camp counselor and then an assistant director of a program. So I'm like, I'm K through 5 for 7 years and I'm with these guys 8 hours a day. I know how to take care of kids. And I understand that this. And it's like, I have to be those things.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, well, let me, let me put It a step further. Let's say I had a dog and. Or let's say I have. I have cats, right? Dogs listen better if one of my cats kept going to him and been like, hey, what your dad doesn't want you to know is that he's not

[Top Lobster]

the boss of you, dude.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And you don't have to clean this room. You can. You actually can be the boss.

[Top Lobster]

And then they start. And if your kid starts believing it, I'd be jealous.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I would be jealous. Cat. The cat does nothing for you. Cat doesn't put a roof over your head. Cat doesn't put food on your plate.

[Top Lobster]

Shits in his sandbox.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And then I would throw out the cat. I would get. I would say, your cast out.

[Top Lobster]

I would cut its legs off.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And then I'd say, you'd have to eat the dirt.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Eat the dirt for the rest of your days. Get out of my garden. And you know, the thing is. The thing is.

[Top Lobster]

What's the thing?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You're looking at all these punishments as very harsh, Right? Look at all the things that. All the harsh things. You're not dealing with the scenario that I just posed.

[Top Lobster]

We'll deal with the end this at. Towards the end as well, because this is what got me blocked in a way.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You're not dealing with the scenario I just posed. It is. What I just posed is a weak analogy. What you're dealing with is time and space. You're dealing with supernatural entities.

[Top Lobster]

Thousand years of murder, torture, the craziest

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

shit in the world. Like, we can't even quantify or imagine the level of. Of that's on the line.

[Top Lobster]

It's not just physical torment that's been happening. This is spiritual torment that is happening to people actively or a millennia.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah. We're dealing with basically magical beings.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. But it's like, why would he be mad?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

So it's like the punishment that you're looking at like. Like he even said something. He's like, I actually don't do these things to my kids. I'm like, that's why they're gonna be gay.

[Top Lobster]

That's what I said. And he goes, hey. He goes. He goes to me, hey.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Did you say that?

[Top Lobster]

Well, no, no. Somebody said. He's like, hey, man, that's not a good way to raise him. And I go, these kids are doomed. And then he responds back. I was like, I think I have.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Isn't that what he said? He's like, peace be with you.

[Top Lobster]

No, he called me a righteous. And I go, it's all love and Light. And he says. So this is what he says to me. Hey, hey, hey. I let all your other dribble slide. But never mention my kids negatively again. I'm not fucking kidding.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And I go, you let that dribble slide, bitch. I just crossed.

[Top Lobster]

How about I say what the fuck I want to say?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Wait a second. What are you doing?

[Top Lobster]

Dude, my bad.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

We'll put it. Relax. Put that.

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[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, no.

[Top Lobster]

But I'm going to continue to say what I feel like saying, right? And that's why if anyone's fair, but I say, hey man, you sling expected. Back, back. But also what I said was never like at his kids. I'm not calling his kids shitty. I'm saying that there is a probably 90 chance that they will be shitty because you're raising them right.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's it.

[Top Lobster]

And you're telling me how you're raising them.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I just had this talk with my kid. I told him I'm Daddy and if I say something, it goes. He said something like, scroll up. Well, what if mommy. Blah, blah, blah, blah. And I said, well, I can ground mommy too, because I'm daddy. Hell yeah. That's what's up. Up.

[Top Lobster]

That's right.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's what's up.

[Top Lobster]

Look at me, I'm Daddy.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I'm daddy. So here, bring it back on. Let's, let's, let's read this. So, so ask yourself, who's bad here? The entity. Most people call it so crazy, man. It's such a like a childish way of looking at the entity. Most people Call God is for sure a creator, but not the creator, more of a demiurge.

[Top Lobster]

Wow. What? Again, an original shocking.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And the angels that rebelled against this oppressor were cast out of heave and labeled fallen because they did fall. Well, yep, this is the thing. But they have been shown continuously to be trying to help humanity. That's an insane thing. So all of the sacrifices that they demand, human sacrifices and all these other, the, the, the, the. The direct intervention, the sexing of the women, the hybridization, the, the, the monstrous behavior, the, the tyrannical evil. But. Okay, but they are restricted now. There are definitely things out there we'd call angels, demons and aliens. I once again beg to differ. I think aliens is a gay terminology. And you would not be saying that at all if it wasn't for 80 years of Hollywood indoctrination. The word wouldn't be the resistance. But there's a chance what most have been programmed to believe is the exact opposite of what's really going on.

[Top Lobster]

Now, here's the thing about Jordan, which is why I called him a. I love this picture, by the way. Great picture.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yes.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, quite the traction, quite the traction here. Well, the thing about Jordan is that like, all of his stuff is quoted as if, like, I'm just bringing you, you know, gnostic information that I may or may not believe. It's like I've seen a little too much from your gay ass to kind of. Now, I, I'm assuming what you believe.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah. And. Well, you don't have to assume. I mean, he laid it all out there.

[Top Lobster]

And then I also said, well, here's what, here's really. What's going on. Hold on. Let's pull this up. Nancy, pull it up, please, please.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Thank you.

[Top Lobster]

God is wrathful to the unrighteous. That's it. Step one.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

He demands our obedience. Like a good father. He didn't like that. Like a good father, a good father does demand obedience. A good father knows what is right for the family, not just your kids or your wife or your dog, for anything that you're touching, your entire property, whatever you own, whatever is rightfully, whatever you have dominion over, over. A good father knows what is right for that night. And you demand obedience from it because you don't want to see those things fail, die, pray, whatever.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

If my kid is about to do something in his stupidity that is going to either hurt him, kill him, turn him, gay, trans him, you know, anything, poison him with, with bad ideology, it's your job. There's going to be, you know, I'll let some rules say, don't do this, don't do that. But if you start doing this and you get too close to a situation where you're going to get hurt, I'm going to demand that you stop. Yeah, I'm going to demand it.

[Top Lobster]

Yes. And also, I mean, listen, the way I also get your obedience. Like my son yesterday jumping on the trampoline. I tell him, well, the little one that we have. And I tell him, don't do that. Not like that. Every time I tell him, don't do that, he busts his lip. He's bleeding.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

There you go.

[Top Lobster]

So while he's bleeding, I look at him and I go, don't do that.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yep.

[Top Lobster]

You see why I demand your obedience? I'll let you fuck up, but now you're bleeding and I go, hey, you want to go to the hospital? They can put some needles in your mouth and we can stitch that up or. I know it's not that big of a deal, right?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Right. But you gotta frame shit for him.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Obedience. You're gonna give it to me and I'm not gonna explain why, because number one, it's gonna take too long. Number two, you don't get it.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

This is so stupid too. The idea that, like, punishing. You said he punishes rebellion that will lead his flock in danger. And the idea that you can't see that just because entities are trying to, like, offer good things. I'm giving you something good. I'm telling you, you could be like God. I'm telling you, you could be your own boss. I'm telling you, you could have all the answers to the nature of reality and how to bend it to your will. Yes, infant. Hey, infant. I can teach you how to bend reality to your will.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, okay. Hey, infant. I can teach you mystical hidden truths that God doesn't think you're ready for. Because who is God? You could be just like him.

[Top Lobster]

This is the equivalent of like keep, like letting a pedophile be in charge of your children. Like, I'm letting my, this babysitter pedophile give my children advice. And then now Daddy's home and daddy's gonna say, no, no, none of that.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

It's crazy. I wonder if he's from California, whatever he's doing.

[Top Lobster]

And I'll just expose his whole grift dog. You're just making ebooks self help ebooks. And you have some sort of a fucking sweatlodge that people go to. I assume this is how you make money and then you Do a podcast that people believe that's full of not. It's full with Gnostic that will lead people directly to hell. So here we go. Let's read a little bit more about my response. And this is really what got him upset because we were cool before this. Even though I've been scouting you as a homosexual for quite a while. He is jealous over you, his creation, over the relationship he has with you. That's what jealous means. Not jealous that. Like, like, like. Like a girl would be like, you're

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

spending time with somebody else over something that you have.

[Top Lobster]

No, no, no, no. He is jealous over you. He created you. He's jealous over that relationship that you are now squandering because you're seeking relationships with Sophia or whatever.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's the thing, right?

[Top Lobster]

So entity you're summoning at your sweat lodge, whether you do ayahuasca with your gay drum circle that you're all naked

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

in, I think what he's. What he's jealous of specifically is like, yeah, we're his creation.

[Top Lobster]

Yes.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And then what are we doing? We're not just spending time. We're worshiping. Worshiping other entities. We're attributing creation to other entities. Like, that's not just like a girl who gets jealous that you're spending time with other girls. This is God who created you experiencing jealousy because you are worshiping. You're giving the most potent form of energetic exchange to fallen entities. And then what's more is you're buying into their bullshit when they tell you, you, they created you, and they created all this. They seeded the planet, they did this, that and the other thing. So they're your creators. So you're attributing everything that God made to them. Yep. That's an unbelievable layer of. Of jealousy.

[Top Lobster]

I. I said it. I said it to some other new age in the comments at some point, but they were making that point. They were like, oh, well, you know, this guy is God, is like this and like that. I was like, dude, if I was God, you're lucky I'm not God, because I would have killed you a long time ago.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

But you.

[Top Lobster]

You for real, like, like the. The amount of treading that you're doing past the line.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

What do you want?

[Top Lobster]

Matt, you gotta get.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, no. Get out of here. You can't be in here anymore.

[Top Lobster]

Hold on. What are you saying? Hi, Matt. Is he here?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Nancy says, hi, Matt.

[Top Lobster]

What's his name? Is Graham here? No, you can't have the dog sticks.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Apollo is the name of the antichrist

[Top Lobster]

One dog stick here. Come take two dogs.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

How come you haven't brought us anything?

[Top Lobster]

No, no, come grab it.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Come say hi. Come on, come on. Come say hi. Did you see the banana menorah? Did you see the banana menorah? Come on.

[Top Lobster]

There you go. Yeah, man, I'm throw them to you.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You're not gonna say hi to anybody.

[Top Lobster]

All right, you know, here we go. I'm cooking. I'm cooking here. Okay, here we go. I forgot what I was saying. Thanks a lot.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

We're making fun of gay gnostics. She never said that.

[Top Lobster]

Okay? She never said that incredible thing.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

So you feed Matt dog treats.

[Top Lobster]

Jordan then responds to me. Good fathers don't demand obedience. They earn trust. And it's like, man, the fucking earn trust. The audacity.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Trying to earn the trust of a toddler.

[Top Lobster]

Not just that, it's a. So a toddler is something like, I pay for your diapers, I pay for your food. I pay for the roof over your head. But this is monetary stuff. This is all superficial kind of thing. I'm also carrying.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And then a toddler is intellectualizing it. He's to going, going, well, he has taken great care of me and therefore I trust him. It's like, no, hey, that's hot. Don't touch it. I just said don't touch it.

[Top Lobster]

It's so much crazier than that because it's like I said, incredible thing to say. As you operate in everything he's created, every breath that you take, everything that you see. The fact that you're able to move around with like a functioning body is because of him. And you're going to be like, earn my trust.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Earn my trust.

[Top Lobster]

Earn your trust is fucking crazy. Yeah, it's insulting.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Also, I've never ever gone about earning my kids trust.

[Top Lobster]

No. He goes, I have kids. Not sure if you do. I created them. I would never hold that over them. I do not demand anything from them. I earn their trust and love. And I go, I do have kids. I don't need to earn their trust.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You know what I tell my son? I brought you into this world. I'll take you out of it.

[Top Lobster]

That's. That's old school. But the fact that I provided for them is testament. You did not create your kids. You someone in a drum circle and an unexplainable miracle happened. Show some respect. And then he goes, I think that we're world. We're worlds apart. Have fun in your world. I said, yes, the real one. And then this is where his really starts. To. Then he goes, prison. So now we're in a prison planet.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yes, of course. Prison planet. Where you get to have these wonderful, beautiful children whom you love so much and. And are allowing them, I don't know, to free range, raise themselves. I don't understand whatever.

[Top Lobster]

We live in a prison planet and everything is horrible and this and that.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And I'm just like, has he ever been to. Because I've been to jail. It wasn't cool. I was. I was. When I was there, I was like, oh, this is definitely jail. You know what I mean? Like, I wasn't like, I'm not outside having a beautiful time, my kids at the pool, and I'm enjoying the sun, and I go to prison. This is a prison planet.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. So he tells me, this is a prison planet. Have fun in your prison. And I go, there's a lot of freedom in Jesus Christ, but choose to be a petulant child. Enjoy your chains. Didn't like that either.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And then he responds back to me. I don't even. He's blocked me, so it's hard to find through this thread. But he just like. He's like, fuck you. Fuck you. Yeah, he called me fuck you and your righteousness.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And I'm like, yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Like, yeah, right. All right, cool. I mean, yeah, that's it. But this is. What are we dealing with? And now for the rest of the day, I have to deal with gnostic faggots, which don't bother me as much as they do you. But what does bother me, what really gets my goat, David Corbo, is Christians.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's true.

[Top Lobster]

Christians bother me.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

They do bother you.

[Top Lobster]

Because I don't. I think it's kind of like God, how God judges the angels. And this is like a microcosm of what God.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

What.

[Top Lobster]

What the example of God did with the angels. But the angels should know, right? And when they up, he blabs them.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I don't know, man. I mean, you know, it's interesting because when I see Christians, like, there is a whole bunch of them who are completely unaware. And I think you can get by strictly on just loving the Lord. Like knowing the Lord. Loving the Lord.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, Grandma Max.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

But that's not what I feel from a lot of these people. And I used to say this to. Hold on, wait. My wife, when she was going to Jehovah Witness meetings and stuff. Jehovah's Witness class, Jehovah Witness class. I would say that it's very hard to figure out who you are and what your purpose is. Where Your people are and all this where you belong. Right. It's a hard thing to do, do in this life, and we're all searching for it in some level, at least I hope so, because I think if you stop doing that, that's a big shame. But if you have that within you, where do I belong? What am I meant to do? Who are my people? What is my tribe? Adhering to an ideology or a religion makes a lot of that work really easy. Feels like the work is done.

[Top Lobster]

Yep.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

So if you join a church, if you join, let's say, the Jehovah's Witnesses. Who are you? You're Jehovah's Witness. Maybe one of the 144,000. I don't know. Where do you belong? You belong in this kingdom hall. Who is your tribe? The rest of the. So you could see, like, all these boxes get checked. And the harsh reality is, is that's true to a large degree.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And I've been experiencing for the first time being on the other side of that accusation, by the way, because that was an observation I had. And I explained to her, and I said, these people are just trying to. To find their people, find an identity. They don't want to do the work. There is work to be done. And I'm not saying it's got to be like, inner work, meditative, shadow integration. I'm just saying, like, go out into the world.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. A lot of something on Patreon, you got to call people gay.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's true. But you have to, you know, in some cases, do work, build something. Sometimes the answer is not so grand. It's like, who are you? Well, I'm a parent. I'm raising a member of the next generation, and I do things in my life that aren't concentrated. Meaning, like, we have a show. We put all this stuff together. We're reaching people directly. You could be somebody who is just in tune. Touching a life here, touching a life there, influencing something here that's a little bit different. It's less directed, but it's equally as important, you know? And I think a lot of that answers comes to who are you in Christ? That's, I think, why we have that within us, because we are all called.

[Top Lobster]

I was talking to. What's his name? Matt's friend out there. I forget his name again. But anyway, talking about Wes Huff. And I said, westhoff's gay. And he goes, yeah, he's kind of gay. And I go, west Huff is a tool.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Okay. That's what you said.

[Top Lobster]

And he's A tool? No, no, he's, he's a specific type of tool.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, right, right, right.

[Top Lobster]

To reach. He reached Joe Rogan. Got Joe Rogan to, to start to go to the church. I mean, shortly after Joe Rogan goes, I think Jesus might be ar. And I'm like, well, he's a tool that gets Joe Rogan so far.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Right.

[Top Lobster]

You know, so, like, yeah, yeah, he's useful for this thing and he's, he's better than I am, but he doesn't do what I do the same way. Like, I don't do what a lot of the people back there do. Sure. You know, so it's like, yeah, all right. There are different causes for this, but

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

that's what I'm saying. So, so you can find all that, or you can join the Jehovah's Witnesses and the work is done. Fun. And honestly, I don't think there's any difference either with, with the whole gnostic thing or atheist thing, you know, because the gnostic thing, it's like all you're doing is looking into text that preceded your own work in your own labor. Right? And you found, oh, the demiurge. That makes a lot of sense. Oh, this and that. You know, atheism is really lazy. It's just like nothingness and science material.

[Top Lobster]

I want to do what I want, so therefore, the authority must be evil. You sound like a preteen girl.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I just think clip that, that the, the amount of people that are going through. And like I said, I, I, I understand that idea that you could just be adhering to a religion and you're trying to tick all the boxes that are these questions that are burning, you know, inside your mind. Also, who am I?

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[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Now I'm on the other side of that. Or like, I have all this weird conspiracy background and people are like, you're a Christian. You know nothing. And I'm like, kind of. I don't know much, and. And I don't have all the answers, but I'm not that thing that everybody kind of looks like. Like, Like, Like, I'm gonna be honest. We go to church with what, side by side with 200 people, maybe is that. And I don't know if any of them ever asked a question in their lives, asked a single question.

[Top Lobster]

I enjoy asking them questions, though. But, yeah, no, there is a very. There's a stark difference of. I'm like, okay, I am something different. Not. Not to be. Like, I am better. Because in a lot of ways, what I am, it hurts me. It. Like, at least socially, it hurts.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, yeah. It's not super beneficial to the. It's not a social lubricant. No, that's for sure.

[Top Lobster]

It doesn't help you fit in. You can't get great guests like Jamie Walden on your show because of who I am, and that's fine. But I've decided to become more of who I am, and. Which means worse. Yeah, but that's just what I said.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Somebody. So somebody hit us up. And look, they were kind of being. They were being nice, but I know these questions, they. They. They annoy you. And it was something like, hey, love you guys, long time listener. You guys are like, fighting everybody. And I don't think that that's the way to bring people to Christ. And I was like, look, man, I hear what you're saying. What did Elijah do with the prophets?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, he cut their heads off.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

How many were there? Like. Like, how many prophets of ball?

[Top Lobster]

How many mean tweets did he send?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

It's like 2, 000. Was there 2,000 or 200 or that's

[Top Lobster]

like 300, 305 or something like that.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, yeah, so. So he eliminated, like, three to 400.

[Top Lobster]

They're lucky that we're not there yet.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And that's just my thing is, like, people see the. The rhetoric, and they see the, you know, the. And I'm like, dude, this is another thing I did recently where I typed in, like, list all I was asking. ChatGPT the demons, list all of the insults that Jesus Christ used in the Bible. And then I opened up another one, and I was like, what insults were popular during the day of Jesus Christ? He used all of them. He used all of them. He used all of the insults that were popular during that time. So to me, that means. And it's probably gonna upset a lot of people that if faggot was available, I think he would have used it.

[Top Lobster]

He might have used it because he

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

used all the ones that were available. So it's just like. I don't know, man. People, we.

[Top Lobster]

We.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And this is.

[Top Lobster]

Is.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

This is the other thing people want to keep in mind. We look extreme. So your. Your dialogue with. With. With homeboy. We look extreme.

[Top Lobster]

He called me an extreme. What did he call me? He called. Yeah, like some sort of extreme whatever.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Right.

[Top Lobster]

It was like, dude, if I was extreme, like, no, we.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

We are.

[Top Lobster]

These are words.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

This is. This is the embarrassing thing. We are extreme in a world of faggots. Yeah. In 2026. It's sad, actually, but Elijah would call us faggots probably.

[Top Lobster]

He's like, you haven't killed them yet.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

You haven't cut their heads. What do you mean? You haven't cut their heads off yet.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You didn't feel that little thing that's stirring in your spirit that I asked

[Top Lobster]

God to bring down fire on them? Why not?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Right?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, we're not. We're not there yet. Although we will be there soon. I was actually talking to Stephen of the Biblical Hitman today. Shout out. The biblical hitman Steven.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Which he.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, the biblical hit man.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

It's really. The biblical hitman. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. And sometimes a guy with face tattoos. But I was talking to him today about, like, the whole thing because we had, you know, before the pre show with Matt and Steven, we were having

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

that discussion about Walden.

[Top Lobster]

I was going wild. I was going wild. And they're like, I don't understand the hostility.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

The. The railing got a brunt of your wrath. That did. Yeah, he got.

[Top Lobster]

It got blapped up, if you will blab, blap, blah, blah, blah, blah. Two question marks. So, yeah, it's. I was talking to Stephen this morning, and he was telling me about his latest snafu with Albarino.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, he's having it out with Albarino?

[Top Lobster]

Well, no, because Steven is very respectful. He's like, but this guy, I see what he's doing and I see why it frustrated you. And I go, yeah. And I skipped past all the niceties and I skipped. We skipped right to.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Insults. And you're gonna battle us on our terms. And then afterwards, once everything is said and done and I'm pretty much done with you, then it. That's what you get. And I was like, I don't have time for this kind of stuff. But I was like, they're all this way. They all behave this way. And it. And he was watching the interaction with Jordan Crowder as well. And I go, you know, in a. In a world without rules, which we're like, rapidly headed toward. Yeah, maybe, you know, maybe not. Maybe things turn, turn and, you know, we get some more normalcy. But, like, in a world without rules, these people here, what he is, what he's painting the picture of, he's painting the picture of a question mark. Like, maybe God's, like, just awful and maybe the people that follow him are all tyrants too. Maybe I have no real opinions of my own because I'm a bitch and a coward and I can't say it. And I go, okay, well, you're gonna paint me in that light. But in a world without rules, the people who do follow that God, what would you do to them? Let's play this out. Let's play that game, because I think I have an idea and I'm never wrong about this shit, what would you do? Let's say all these people, all these tyrannical blue haired retards that hate you for, I don't know, voting For Trump in 2016, what would you do? Do if. Let's say there's a virus that shut down the world. Let's just say, what would you do if you could target people who didn't, who didn't behave the way you wanted to, according to the rules that you created to this virus, what would you do to them? Would you take their kids?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Well, here's a job. Not even that.

[Top Lobster]

Would you take their lives?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

What would you do in a world where they introduce aliens and they introduce a bunch of systems, and in technology that makes it a utopia, and then they tell you that we're standing in the way, and we are standing in the way going, those are demons.

[Top Lobster]

Yes. Like, I'm standing in the way. And I'm. I'm also gonna not say that I'm not standing in the way.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

So what are you gonna do? Yeah. At the least, you're gonna try to lock us up.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

So, I mean, yeah, it's a way of reading that. You know what it's like.

[Top Lobster]

Also, modern day Christians would be like. Like, yes, yes, that's what we're called for. Also right here, Daddy. Cut here.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Which way? Facing up or down?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You fight you.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. But I'm gonna kill a couple of you.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

I don't really know know what we're doing here anymore. But it brings me to this next point here. JP Knight, this another gay dude. Here we go. He's responding to Jordan Crowder. And of course, this is the criticism that you'll get from every, every single time.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, this is pretty gay.

[Top Lobster]

I believe in Christ and this guy seems like a douche. Actually, I am kind of a douche when it comes to this. I don't care. Don't throw the baby out with the bath water. He's talking about Christianity. A man.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, he's not talking about Christianity. Look at this guy. He's talking about.

[Top Lobster]

He's dressed as Pleiadian Jesus. He's talking about some other man's spiritual journey is important and ultimately truth will be revealed. I don't know what that means. Deems fit. That's how I see it. And I just responded back, I seem like a douche, but we're all good with a dude who called God evil, right? That's fine.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Current Christianity is pure to the highest levels. I'll say it, I don't care. I, I, I'll say it to whoever will hear me every single day. I might get a tattooed real ones feel like they don't fit in. And they're right. Right. You're called for more than this. Lukewarm reject it. But this is the same. This is the attitude of the Christians. You know why? Because it's safe that because Jordan, I think deep down they understand what Jordan is saying here. They also understand the formation that is being caused against people who believe what they believe. And what they're doing is going, please don't, please don't look at me. Hey, what if I, what if I like, like, what if I went beneath you and said, sorry. What if I said, oh, no, no, no. Not, not like that. You're not going to kill me later, right? You're not going to target me. Yeah, they are.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

As a matter of fact, you'll probably be the first ones to go. You're a weak. And as a yo. All of these people, all the Christians who have formed against, like, they've watched what was said here and go, man, the words that Top said were just harsh and oh, my goodness, I am so sorry he spoke to you like that. I was like, he, he called your God evil. He called the, the creator of the entire world what did most everything in it evil.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

What did Moses say when he found them worshiping the golden calf?

[Top Lobster]

He said, y'.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

All.

[Top Lobster]

And then he, and then he killed about 3, 000 of them. That's what he did. That's what he said. And then that's what he did.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

See, that's my thing is like you either believe this or you don't believe it. And at the very least, even if you're like, what do you mean?

[Top Lobster]

We don't co. We're not coexist.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Right. We'll coexist, right?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

At the very least, if you're somebody who's, like, on the fence, because there's people that listen to this show, and they're like, I like what you guys say. I'm not quite there yet. Which is fine. You know, I think everybody will get there, you know, in their own time. Everybody's walk is unique, but, like, I think the vast majority of people who listen to this show can agree that there is a spiritual realm, there is spiritual beings. They're sacrificing to these spiritual beings, you know, what the fuck?

[Top Lobster]

Got a cardboard cut out of a man that doesn't believe that.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Right? Well. And he'll be performing at Brahmins with

[Top Lobster]

a cardboard cut out of a man that doesn't.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Doesn't believe that. What do you. What do you want?

[Top Lobster]

Matt, he's recording us again.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Get out of here.

[Top Lobster]

I don't like being in front of cameras.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Matt, get it. Get out of here. Stop it.

[Top Lobster]

Who's that?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I have no idea who that is.

[Top Lobster]

Who is that?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Who is that? Is that the police?

[Top Lobster]

It's Jordan Crowder.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Is that Jordan Crowder? All right, so. So anyway, I want to read another

[Top Lobster]

submission from a gay Christian. No, not you, Mad. A different gay Christian.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Okay, read another submission. But. But like I was saying, if. If you really do believe that they're sacrificing children to these entities, like the. The. The. The skin in the game.

[Top Lobster]

Skin in the game. Skin in the foreskin in the game

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

is so much higher. The amount of foreskin that is. That has been sacrificed to these things. Things so much higher than what we do here. Yeah, it actually calls for so much of a higher level of warfare.

[Top Lobster]

If I could. Here's the thing, though. If I could say more on Twitter for X. Formerly Twitter, I would. Yeah, I'm limited to a gay. These words. I've Have a pl. I have a multitude of words.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

More words.

[Top Lobster]

I got more words that I could use that I can't use, but I could use.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Junior says we need to get a. Or Junior says we need to a get. Squirt bottle for him.

[Top Lobster]

A squirt bottle for who?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

For when?

[Top Lobster]

Matt's a great idea. It's got to be aimed, though, because.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Well, no, you can make them. Yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Squirt on those cameras. So this is here from. From another Christian. Okay.

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[Top Lobster]

Select homes only. Good question worth asking yourself. There is enough. Is there enough space or there is enough space for your voices to share without involving either of your resentment or the other's beliefs.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Dude, is that what we're called to do?

[Top Lobster]

Well, I don't know, but I'm like, hey, our beliefs are in direct opposition to each other. He thinks the God of all creation is an evil tyrant who trapped us in a prison planet. I think he's a smelly hippie who sells self help books to the mentally challenged.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Sells self help books on the seashore.

[Top Lobster]

Where is there room to agree?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Right?

[Top Lobster]

And I'm asking genuinely, is there room here to agree?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Because what does a believer have in common with a non believer? Right? That's what this is.

[Top Lobster]

What's a king to a God?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Well here, let's look that up. Maybe this will.

[Top Lobster]

That's true.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

What does a believer

[Top Lobster]

can't stop? This is metal.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Common with an unbeliever. So let's see if we can find this. 2nd Corinthians 6:15. What harmony is there? Oh, this is great. Yeah, this is actually fantastic.

[Top Lobster]

Pull it up.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, okay. So here. King James and what concord Half. I don't like that. What harmony can there be between Christ and the devil? Or another version? What harmony can there be between Christ and Belial? King James, what concord hath Christ with Belial? Or what part hath he that believeth with the infidel? With an infidel. And look. So it's like great word.

[Top Lobster]

Infidel is another insult.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Do not be unequally yoked with unbelievers. For what partnership can righteousness have with wickedness? What fellowship with darkness? What agreement can exist between the temple of God and idols. That's right there. What agreement? Can we just agree to disagree? Can we put our things aside? What agreement can exist between the temple of God and idols?

[Top Lobster]

At the very least, what I can do is watch you say gay for a while and go, I'm not really going to entertain you.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

But then at some point, well, when

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

you pipe up and you go, you make this big post and you go,

[Top Lobster]

I've been waiting for you to cross the line. And you did. And I slapped, slapped you like a good father would do. You call me daddy, right? Call me daddy.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Thank you, daddy.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah. Chalk it up to a loss and move on.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

It's hard, man. Move on with your game. It's hard because I struggle with it too. It's like, how. How extreme am I supposed to be? Because if you're reading this, it's like pretty extreme. Supposed to be end of world extremists, right? I mean, it's dog.

[Top Lobster]

I am homeschooling my children while I'm doing this.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

This is extreme.

[Top Lobster]

Top is too extreme.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I was talking to.

[Top Lobster]

I'm teaching my kids how to read.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

We. So, so I made this post and I said, you know, NDS is a very unique show. And basically what I was getting at is like, we're very polarizing. The best show in my opinion. But you can tell how polarizing we are by the passion of our haters and also the people that love this show. You. You do not feel indifferent about nds.

[Top Lobster]

You know exactly what I'm, what I'm saying.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

But what's really remarkable about that is beyond. Look, you could say it's because of the rhetoric. It's because of the really hard stances. It's because of this and that. That when we, we are polarizing people. We've people up in their minds. They get all up about us, all blapped up. They get all blapped up about us, right? When we go home, we're literally just hanging out with children.

[Top Lobster]

I'm yelling at my kids.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I'm watching something with my wife.

[Top Lobster]

I'm yelling at my wife.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

We're walking through TJ Maxx, you know, have a little stroll through.

[Top Lobster]

Ross had a fight with my wife last night.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Which one's better?

[Top Lobster]

Tell me which one. Tell me if I'm wrong.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Okay, go ahead.

[Top Lobster]

Didn't want the treadmill.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I saw you had a treadmill in the thing. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Huge treadmill.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

It is big. It's a big ass treadmill.

[Top Lobster]

Heavy.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And I go, hey, why don't we just buy A new one. She's like, no, this is bad, and it is better. I go, fine, but you got property.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You just run around the property.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, that was. And then no problem. And then I go, all right, you know what? I am going to break down the studio. Which meant a lot. I cried. I got glass in my foot from Cole's dildo. Right. I broke down the studio and I left half for me. And I put the treadmill up there, rebuilt it and everything. Had to move it. This thing is.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

It's big. It's a big one. Yeah, it's like, almost like the ones you see at the gym now.

[Top Lobster]

It is, it is, yeah. It's actually the one that's in your gym. In the gym, at your house. The same kind. She found that.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh. So she. She was like, I like that one.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah. And we got it, like for a decent. For good price, but whatever. She's running on it and now it's making a click sound and she goes, can you open this up for me? And I go, dude, now open up the treadmill. And I go, yeah, yeah, maybe. You know, and then. And then she's like, when are you gonna open up? When are you gonna open it?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Finally, I just go, hey, lady, I'm fighting with Gnostics.

[Top Lobster]

I moved this year, cleaned out the room. I rebuilt it. It's an old treadmill. And now I don't know anything about treadmill. Then she got mad at me and I was just like, dude, I don't know. I don't know. I'm not a treadmill. I.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You're not a treadmill tech.

[Top Lobster]

Not a treadmill technician.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Right?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, but I. Now I have to take that l.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That you have to try to. Oh, well, I mean, I opened up my treadmill today. Oh, you want to hear something fun?

[Top Lobster]

But. But now I'm wrong. I. I am being assaulted by Gnostics. By treadmills. On all fronts.

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[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

We have a friend. I'm not going to say his voice because I Didn't ask permission to share this story. So I got to share the story because I'm gonna do it anyway. But I'm not gonna say his name. Did I say voice? I don't know what it. His. His name. I'm not gonna say his name.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, let me keep guessing.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

So we got a buddy.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And he's into, obviously, all this stuff that we're into.

[Top Lobster]

Paranoid American.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No. So what happens is. So. So he gets hit up. He's on a dating site. It's a single guy. He's on a dating site and he gets hit up by some chick. And. And they hit it off right away. They're talking.

[Top Lobster]

She asked him to fix the treadmill.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

She asked him to fix the trip. No, no, no. She goes, you know it's a demiurge, right? It's demiurge. And he goes, no. So they're going back and forth, and he realizes. He goes, yo, my Instagram has been recommending you for like the last two weeks. To which she was like, oh, oh, like. Like she seemed. And he thought the reaction was weird, but he just never minded it. Right. So they're talking and she's like, by the way, I'm into Wiccan. No, no, no, no, no. Check. She goes, look at my Amazon. I have these books coming in. Chuck Missler, Unseen Realm by Heiser.

[Top Lobster]

Whoa.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's a bet. Like what? That's cool as hell. Also a fan of Merkel show. Just discovered it. She's kind of new in it, by the way, the books person.

[Top Lobster]

Hold on, hold on. Wait, wait a second.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I'm not gonna tell you. I'm not gonna tell you who the person is.

[Top Lobster]

You're not gonna tell me or you're not gonna tell the audience?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Audience, I'm not gonna tell you because.

[Top Lobster]

Go ahead. You were muted. Tell me. Ah, you won't tell me.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I'm not gonna tell you because he. He used the word confide. He was like, can I confide a thing?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know what that means.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's true. I'm not really too sure on the definition, but I. I'll ask him later if he says, yeah. Which I'm pretty sure he'll say, yeah, I can. I'll share it with you, but I don't want to do that prematurely. So anyway, so. So yeah, he looks at the thing. Those books are ordered 10 days ago.

[Top Lobster]

It's like, okay, when he started to get suggested. When she started to get suggested to him.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Right.

[Top Lobster]

And.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And then like, also, like, he's a Big fan of Merkel's. She's a new fan of Merkel's. They're just going through this. She's saying all the, all the right things. Even at one point, drops a little bit of a tear jerking story about a time where she was having like a demonic experience and her mother came in and called on Jesus Christ and stopped it.

[Top Lobster]

Who is this guy?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Who is this guy?

[Top Lobster]

So you got to tell me who the guy. Do I know him? Like irl?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah. Yeah. So he's like, he's like, this is awesome. Like, he's thinking he hit the jackpot, right?

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

One thing leads to another. They start going out on some dates. Everything is fantastic.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Talking all the time. And all of a sudden, mid conversation one day, she stops responding through texts. They had gone on a couple of dates. I think they even, they even did a smooching. The big deal. Did a smoochins. All right. It's a big deal, man. So was it faceless?

[Top Lobster]

Was it Clint?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, it wasn't faceless. It wasn't Clint. So. So.

[Top Lobster]

Happy birthday.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Happy birthday, Toad. So he goes, what the hell? Like, she stopped responding. Like, two days go by, nothing. Then all of a sudden he finds that he's blocked on all the platforms from her. And he's trying, he's trying, he's trying.

[Top Lobster]

What is. We're gonna have to limit the intrusions to like three.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

This is so fucking crazy. This motherfucker just opened the door. He's got no shirt on.

[Top Lobster]

He's got no shirt on.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

So. So, so he goes, he tries to hit her up. He's blocked on everything. He's like, what the hell, man? Finds her Instagram. And all he could do was look at the tagged photos. She's got one tagged photo and it's from years ago. She's tagged by an occult clothing line. She's got pentagrams all over on her, earrings on her. Everything is witchcraft. You go to this, this, this page. Everything is witchcraft.

[Top Lobster]

Did you see her page? Did you look?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I couldn't see her page because. That's right. But I could see that tag photo. I did. He showed me that and I was like, who the. And then if you go through that, that occult clothing thing, all they do is like, it's all wicked occult.

[Top Lobster]

Everybody's got to stay away from me. Because he's got some on him now.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, no, he doesn't, bro. He nails it. Because I'm thinking in my mind, I know the guy well. And I'm like, there's a Podcast. So I just go. I go, this is protected.

[Top Lobster]

You're gonna tell me, I'm gonna fight you outside.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I'll ask him. I'll ask him if I can ask him for me. But I go, this is protected. That's my thinking, because I know the guy. And I'm like, yeah, he's protected.

[Top Lobster]

In the mighty name.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

In the mighty name of Jesus.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, he's cute.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

So. So what ends up happening is he goes, what's even crazier is the day before.

[Top Lobster]

So he's a guy that's protected.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

He's protected. That's dog food. So. So the day before, Brian from Demon Race. No, I don't think he. He gets chicks.

[Top Lobster]

No, he ain't protected.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I don't think he's like. I don't know if he's going on dates. So I think he's. He's a. He's got a girlfriend. Anyway, he says he's listening to a Merkel episode the day before, and one thing leads to another, and the guest inspires him to you, huh?

[Top Lobster]

They don't be talking to me like that.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Well, because you tell them they're gay or something. I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

They don't confide in me. How come? Chat confided?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Well, they do. They confide in us. And we ridicule them every episode of Chronicles. So. So anyway, he goes. This guest, whatever they were talking about, spiritual warfare, inspired him to. To pray a specific prayer to the Lord that no spiritual attacks will. Will have success against him.

[Top Lobster]

He's been on the show, and so

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

the next day is when this happens, huh? Like the night before, he prays this. The next day, radio silence.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, he cut her off.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

He cut her off, dude. Like, in my mind, I'm thinking, like, yeah, she was trying and something happened and she was like. But, like, think about. Think about how unbelievable it is to meet a girl. Single dudes in the audience. Imagine you meet a girl, they go, yo, I'm a fan of a show called Nephilim Death Squad, and I read Michael Heiser's book Chance. I don't think so. I think that that is such a niche.

[Top Lobster]

Just saying ladies like this show 50.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, if you met them in the chat. But they are one thing.

[Top Lobster]

They're all crazy.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

They are all crazy. I wonder if any of them are witches and they're really, like. They're secretly.

[Top Lobster]

They're confiding in me.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I'm a loser, top. I'm sorry, Sam. Yeah, that's all right. I'm a loser too. But yeah, man. I mean, isn't that. That's kind of nuts. Like he said, it just didn't make sense, you know? And when he saw that she was.

[Top Lobster]

Many such cases, huh?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You know, trying to hit him up or she was showing up in the People, you may know.

[Top Lobster]

Was it Cliff High?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

It was not Cliff.

[Top Lobster]

Was it Ayman Rat?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Amen. Rat is. I thought he was a gay man. Was it Scott? Was it? No, it wasn't Scott. That would be a funny story. It almost seems like a Scott story. I think Scott's got good discernment, though. I think Scott would be like. He's got a good Mike Heiser.

[Top Lobster]

Good head of hair.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Nice legs.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

He'd twist his little mustache around and rub his legs and go. I don't think so.

[Top Lobster]

I think. I think he quit the chat, though.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

How crazy. He quit the chat. He did quit the chat, huh? Yeah, but how crazy is that? Like that to me, seems like legitimate. You were targeted. Yeah, that's what I said to him. I said, doug, sounds like you were targeted, and he has scoped you out.

[Top Lobster]

This guy got a podcast.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Hold on. I'll text him right now. I'll text him right now. I'll say, can I.

[Top Lobster]

Can I tell Top in my whole audience, put a shirt on.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Whoa. She just messaged you.

[Top Lobster]

Whoa. No, you can't see. Whoa.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Guys, can I tell Top? It's your story. This is.

[Top Lobster]

Guys, this is number one.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Wow, that's so crazy. NDS dating club would be fun to watch. That would be a disaster.

[Top Lobster]

As a matter of fact. Today. Yesterday. What day is it? What day is it? Thursday.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Thursday. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Damn. Yesterday. I didn't get to watch it, but it's the airing of love on the spectrum. Guys, go out there, support your show.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Support Doe. Nope.

[Top Lobster]

Daddy's favorite show.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

So I think we should do a dating show where we play matchmaker.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah. Like, we have them and we align

[Top Lobster]

you guys with your spiritual.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, that's what we'll do. That's what we'll do. So we'll have everybody submit a bunch of details about themselves. Then we'll read everybody's bios and we'll attach.

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[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

We'll connect them based off of.

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Of.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Off of what we read.

[Top Lobster]

I like it. I like it.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

It's so funny.

[Bretzky]

Oh, my God, man.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's so crazy. She hit him up. I. I want to know what's going on, bro. Know. I want to know what's going on.

[Top Lobster]

She's like, take this hex off. Of me. I'm burning.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Imagine. Imagine if this was a coordinated attack. I consider it an act of war.

[Top Lobster]

Hell yeah, dude.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah. Who is this guy that's so crazy? He says you do not send a nearly 6 foot tall Ramona flowers to me to mess with my head. Forget Iran. Let's send witches back to the Stone age. Oh, man.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, by the way, speaking of Iran, another. I mean in. In the news.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

News. In the news. In the news. Oh, we got to do messages for mom too before this is over.

[Top Lobster]

Matt in the news. Matt's running around. But in the news.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

In the news. We were.

[Top Lobster]

Trump was asking to have peace talks with. This is just an aside of peace talks with Iran to figure out a ceasefire. All right? And you know what Israel did is really gay. Israel killed the guy that was sitting in his prime minister. They bombed his house, killed his wife. So they didn't kill him, but they gravely injured him. As we were about to have some sort of cease talk, talk peace fire to avoid nuclear war in World War iii. If nukes are real big disclaimer.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

So no peace talks.

[Top Lobster]

Just more of the same from Israel.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

We got to do messages for Mom.

[Top Lobster]

Shit. We got some messages for Mom.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I'm about to call this motherfucker.

[Top Lobster]

Who are you going to call?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I told your story, but omitted your name. Your name. It was too interesting to not tell Nancy.

[Top Lobster]

Can you believe David would do something like that?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I got. I'm surprised he's keeping his name a secret. He didn't. My name. When you were telling everyone my secrets. Well, you never said, can I confide in you? If you guys. That's the magic word. You got to say it's a secret. Confidante. You know any of the words implied in my demeanor. I can't ever see your demeanor. I. I haven't seen you since Bohemian Grove. You never show us what your apartment looks like or anything like that. So demeanor.

[Top Lobster]

Real question to you. How come you don't confide in me? Is it like my outer appearance or.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

People don't like to confide in you. I can. Are you sure?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah. That's a thing. That's a thing too. Do I want that?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Eamon Rat says, can I confide in you? You're gay. That's public. Eamon, you can't. That's not confident. That's not confid.

[Top Lobster]

I'm going to be taking applications for those of you who can confide in me.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

It needs to be approved. I need to want your confidants that's what it means.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I'm not sure.

[Top Lobster]

You don't know.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I'm getting very mad that he's not responding to me.

[Top Lobster]

He's thinking. He's thinking hard. So while he thinks, okay, Man, I'm like, not. I am not sure if I want to do this, but I love my mom.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Right?

[Top Lobster]

You love my mom. And I'm giving her another shot. A live message from mom.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Hold on. Wait. He's like on the show. I told the story on the show.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, he's going to be like.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

But included. No details.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, Chat.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You want to see that?

[Top Lobster]

You want to see somebody lose? Confidance in real time.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Your identity. I'm live right now. Right now. Who is that?

[Top Lobster]

Joel Thomas. You know what? He deserved it.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, no, no. Oh, who's this? Oh, this is.

[Top Lobster]

This is.

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[Top Lobster]

Okay, mom, here we go. We have five. There's probably more here, but we'll watch this and we'll see how it goes.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Okay, honey.

[Matt Gates]

And sleeper cells in the United States and fearless leader had this to say.

[Top Lobster]

Have you been briefed about how many? Iran. All right. Also a bad start. I feel like I'm getting anti Trump vibes already.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, I don't like the long hair in the cross arm. He looks like a kind of a. A like a Kareny kind of a character.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Sleeper cells there could be inside the US right now.

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[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

We've got our eye on all of them. I think

[Top Lobster]

doesn't inspired too much confidence. I got my eye on all of them.

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I think they came in through the open border policies of sleepy Joe Biden, one of the worst, the worst president in the history of our country.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And we've got our eyes on all of them.

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[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

at a level that nobody.

[Top Lobster]

You need a cut scene.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

So he like changed his hairstyle. This guy's about to say something, something really gay if you don't say anything. I could feel it.

[Top Lobster]

I know the angle at which my mom is Approaching. This is not the one that I'm about to say.

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It's pretty. It's pretty amazing to watch.

[Matt Gates]

Let me see if I understand this correctly.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You're telling me what I'm hearing is that you know where each and every

[Matt Gates]

Iranian sleeper cell is.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And not only that, you got eyes on all of them.

[Top Lobster]

This is America though. We gotta guilty until proven innocent or something like that. They gotta do the crime.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Well, what is he have a problem with, like what's going on. On.

[Top Lobster]

I don't understand what's.

[Matt Gates]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

What is the problem?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I want to know where all the sleeper cells are. Like.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I want us to be so legit that we're sleeping.

[Top Lobster]

What's the problem?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's true. Every last one. You know exactly where they are and you're watching them. Cool. I have a question. What the. Were all those ICE raids about last year? Well, I thought you guys were going.

[Top Lobster]

They were about Mexicans.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Well, I didn't understand here. Yeah. What's the point of what you're getting at after the worst of the worst. Call me crazy, but it feels like

[Top Lobster]

Iranian sleeper cells bent on creating havoc

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

and killing Americans would be considered the worst of.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I feel like that's a different department. Like, ICE is for immigration.

[Top Lobster]

ICE is for spics. This is counterterrorism. It's a little bit different, a little bit more lenient on. On the terrorists.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I'm sure they have like counter terrorists organizations. Right. That.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Are dealing with that, but they got

[Top Lobster]

to do a crime first.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

But you would have them like, you would go, hey, guys, I know you're typically dealing with Iranian sleeper cells. I need you to deal with like Mexicans in the border and stuff.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

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[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Like a different department.

[Top Lobster]

I hope my mom watches this. You're missing the point again. This is like, this is not a pro Trump show, but we're coming from a right. Like a more of a right wing angle. So placate to us that way. Also on fear. Are you adequately scared?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, I'm. I'm unfazed by anything that this guy just said.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, my understanding what.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

By the way, I told homeboy that. That I was live and he hasn't said anything back, which means I think he's probably in the Patreon watching right now.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, so he's.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

If you're in the Patreon, let me know. I want to tell.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, I know who it is.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I won't tell him your name on air if you don't want me to. I'll tell him off air. I just need the okay to do it. If not, I'm not gonna say who you are.

[Top Lobster]

Grab that phone right now.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

But yeah, I'm not, I'm not. I don't feel anything for the fear. There's no fear in me at all about that. That guy was scared. Hashtag, I have to have fear. Nut. You ever have one of those oldies Fear Nuts?

[Top Lobster]

Let's see. Oh, I'm scared. I'm scared. Is this guy a Raelian?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

He looks a little bit suspicious. What's going on with this? Oh, he's got like a. Sure. Microphone. No, that thing might explode.

[Top Lobster]

That's how they got Kirk. Is it Donut?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, it's not Donut.

[Top Lobster]

He's single.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No Donut.

[Top Lobster]

He's not gonna say. Look at David's would care about which.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, I don't think he would care about witches.

[Top Lobster]

Like man, just don't give me any symbology now I'm saying, homie, really, really bad. Check this out.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

But before Bukele gets to that point where he's dealing with another leader, we

[Top Lobster]

should consider worst case scenarios.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And I do think it's a reasonable theory that Donald Trump is not unlike this is. He's a reporter or journalist. He was in the movie One Fight after Another. He was actually really great. Super great. I don't like him, I don't think as a dude, but in that, in that movie he was great. Who? Oh, Sean Penn.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, okay, yeah, I know Sean Penn. He looks like.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, he looks crazy.

[Top Lobster]

He looks like he's been left in the desert for a long time.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Dude. He played Austin Picard told us to watch this movie One fight after another with him and Leo DiCaprio. And it was all about like, you know.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, that's. He was like the KKK member.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, he was like, he was a. A general that was dealing with, I think like anti war protests and stuff like that. And it was really like, you know, kind of subversive and talking about the way these things get infiltrated and stuff. And so.

[Top Lobster]

And so. Yeah. Why is he so red Nick G. Not that.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Or, or, or any of that. Or any of that.

[Top Lobster]

Spouse of someone who leaves him perhaps

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

for another who then murders their former partner because if they can't have her, nobody can. And I think Donald Trump and his

[Top Lobster]

solipsism may have that relationship with the world. She doesn't get it. She doesn't get it, Mom. You don't get it. This is a pro Trump show.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

People couldn't see that on that camera. Did you you went to that wide shot to try to look at my text messages, didn't you?

[Top Lobster]

Trying to look. I tried to see. I tried. Donnie. If it was Donnie.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Donnie Darkin.

[Top Lobster]

Now he's married. He got kids.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I haven't talked to a girlfriend long time. Good. Donnie called me one time to be like, it's heavy, dog.

[Top Lobster]

I was like, what's heavy?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I think this is back for when he.

[Top Lobster]

He.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

He had, like, gotten pop for running that pro trump page. And he hit me up and I

[Top Lobster]

was like, we need Donnie Darken to send us some content.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, that'd be fun.

[Top Lobster]

Send us a pro trump content. Not the other. That you. That you do the good stuff. All right. Oh, this might be good.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Here we go, Africans.

[Top Lobster]

Got it.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, you're about to teach us how to do math.

[Top Lobster]

Speech. 2, 2, 3, 3. And so on.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

On.

[Top Lobster]

So what you do is just to say six times two will give you 12, right?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

One plus two is three. Okay, very easy. Nice. Nine times four is 36. Three plus six is nine. Stop wasting time. Stop it. Stop wasting time. If you are multiplying numbers, is that real? Is this black math?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, that doesn't make any sense.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy, can you check this?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

This doesn't make any sense. Wait, do it again. Again.

[Top Lobster]

Six times 22, that should be. Gotta be 252. I repeat, two, two, three, three and so on. So what you do is just to say six times two will give you 12, right? One plus two is three. Is that right, Nancy? That's correct.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

How does that work? What if. What if it was 6 times 23?

[Top Lobster]

Then you have to do it different.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, he would do it the exact same way. If it was 6 times 23, he would still do 6 times 2. 2 equals 12, and then 1 plus 2 equals 3. It literally only works for these numbers right here.

[Top Lobster]

Very easy. I like his hat. Nine times. Hey, Chat, could you buy us that hat?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, yeah, that'd be great.

[Top Lobster]

I wear that hat.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

What's that called?

[Top Lobster]

Is 36. Three plus six is nine. And that's just the answer. Stop wasting time.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, because if. If you turn that number to 45, you would still get the exact same answer that way. Way. Yeah. This is not.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, actually, you'd get a worse answer that way.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Well, I'm saying you would get 396 still, and it would be incorrect.

[Top Lobster]

As I see.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I see this guy, your mom got tricked by the blacks.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah. And then she'd be tricking me.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

She be trying to do that.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, she's probably Tricking my kids right now with this. Is she tricky?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah. Yep, yep, yep.

[Top Lobster]

Why is she tricking? Let's continue.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

If it's multiples of 11.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, so then just fucking do the math. How about that? How about you just do the math?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, just do math.

[Top Lobster]

All right, let's watch this gay dude in his car.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I don't like. Let me tell you right off the bat, never trust a no mustache beard combo.

[Top Lobster]

Don't like it. It looks like he should have a nose ring though.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

So if you live in America or anywhere in the west.

[Top Lobster]

But on his ear, I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

The way his face is moving as he's talking though, I can't stand it. Specifically the golden calf they call America. You might want to pay attention here

[Top Lobster]

because you see what the attention to the thing. Divine design up there. My mom has no idea what's going on. He does his eyebrows. Oh, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Maybe he just has thin eyebrows.

[Top Lobster]

No, he does his eyebrows.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

He's wearing pink lip gloss.

[Top Lobster]

Might be wearing makeup. Guys be doing that. They look max now. You know that, right?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I'll be look maxing.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Bretzky]

They.

[Top Lobster]

It's not just tanning. It used to be like GTL gym tan, laundry. Now it's like full blown makeup. They're wearing wigs and like that. They're Putting on eyeliner. J.D. vance. Shout out. J.D. vance.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

This war now, which I've been telling people for two years and longer that this was coming, says David doesn't like ugly people. I've noticed that. I noticed that. I'm with willing to. And I do think that's a physiognomy thing. I'm. I'm really not going to trust you if, if you're ugly. I think that beautiful people don't like

[Top Lobster]

that way for a reason.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Beautiful people don't lie. War with Iran was coming. 100 and that Trump.

[Top Lobster]

I can't understand him.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

What's he saying? They have it planned. They have the plan. They have it planned. This war isn't what you think.

[Top Lobster]

It's about 16,000 likes.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

There's prophetic timeline being played out right now for America and the world and we're not meant to win it.

[Top Lobster]

We know. We know. Sorry. Next video. We can't. We can't do this.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

It was really just about that. The guy's presentation.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Bad presentation. Crazy. Sometimes she really nails it.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Okay, here we go. Here's the dementia frontal front. Temporal dementia. Patient attacks Iran.

[Top Lobster]

Hold on, there is a couple more.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Come on.

[Top Lobster]

There is a couple more before we pull this up. I just, I just want to get that going. Can we, can we vamp for a second?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

We can vamp. We could vamp.

[Top Lobster]

Go ahead and vamp. Vamp.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Call me J.D. vamp. This is, you know,

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[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

A little bit. A little bit gay. This is like the no kings thing where I made a tweet and I said, you know, hating Trump because you think that he is a racist or hating Trump because you think that he's a, a, a king.

[Top Lobster]

Hate him for the right reasons.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Hate him because he is, you know, forcing prophecy. Hate him because he is likely a breakaway family of the Bavarian Illuminati. You know, do something cool. Don't do.

[Top Lobster]

Is he going to talk?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, he's going to talk.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. White people have to talk at Donald Trump. Donald Trump at top fans. What's that mean patient who misinterpreted the the intelligence yesterday and attacked Iran. I'm a physical therapist with a doctorate in my field and 14 years ago that Trump has.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

He's going to diagnose him. He's going to diagnose him live.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, Ma, why the do you think I like this? Why do you think I like these things? Do you even know your own son? I don't like these things. Send me things I like.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Well, I mean, go ahead, let it rip. Let's see. Let's be disappointed.

[Top Lobster]

Experience working in home health care, treating geriatric patients with dementia who can no longer reality test like that guy. So I'm pretty sure the president has frontotemporal dementia and his frontal lobe is shrinking inside of his skull. And one of the functions of the frontal lobe is called reality testing. The ability to tell whether something is real or fake.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Chat is real.

[Top Lobster]

Is this real?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

By the way? We're running problem like this guy could be smart, but he is fucking horrifying looking. And so I'm not receiving the information he's. He's given out.

[Top Lobster]

It's just going to saying Trump might have dementia. And I'm saying Trump might be the

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

antichrist about the fucking dementia, dude.

[Top Lobster]

Not just that I don't think he has dementia. I think he's running Circles around you idiots. And us too.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And fulfilling biblical prophecy. It's fucking crazy to say. He's got that. He's losing his mind.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Keep watching. Or whether something is true or false. Combine that with another characteristic. He's just lying. He's. He's lying to you. And. And then you believe him. And then you get mad.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Mad.

[Top Lobster]

That's what's happening.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Symptom of frontotemporal dementia. Confabulation, where you fill in. Can you use that one?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Confabulation. I want to slap him in the teeth for using the word confabulation.

[Top Lobster]

Well, wait up. Let's see what that means.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Confabulation. Conflab. Conflab you. Or confabu.

[Top Lobster]

Confabu. It's a neuropsychiatric term where individuals fabricate, distort, or misinterpret memories without the intent to deceive. I'm dog. We be confabulating all the time.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Hell yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

We be fabricating and confabulating all the time.

[Top Lobster]

Where we at? Hold on one second.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Okay?

[Top Lobster]

I gotta find it. It's gotta find the good drop. That's it. Straight up. Confabulations and the holes in your memory with lies that you 100 believe. And on top of that, you're a malignant narcissist from birth. You get this piece of. By the way, you can. I don't understand why, right? We're gonna do the next one.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I'm not doing doing this.

[Top Lobster]

Yo, mom. It's crazy. I had to talk with her.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I had to talk.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

She's like, I'm sending you bangers now.

[Top Lobster]

I was like, hey, Ma, sit down. Sit down. You gotta understand what this show's about.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You know what she's got to do? She's got to stop sending what she thinks we want to see and just send what she wants to send. I think it works. It works out better that way.

[Top Lobster]

But I. But I explained to her explicitly that I don't want to see this.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Right?

[Top Lobster]

So where's the disc?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I like the one where she said this. The spooky spirits that were coming off the rooftop. That was cool. That was cool, dude.

[Top Lobster]

That's the kind of I want to see.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You know what I can't stand? Bring this back up. This. This image here. This format of people pointing.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, but 44,000 likes, you idiot. When was the last time you pointed?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I haven't pointed at shit.

[Top Lobster]

When was the last time you got Nephilim Death Squad? 44,000 likes on a fucking reel, huh?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

David, I need to be pointing.

[Top Lobster]

Point.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Is that the fucking problem?

[Top Lobster]

Him point a little better.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Look at this. Not like that. Look at this. Look down here.

[Top Lobster]

Like that. You had a point.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You're gonna look over here. Camera four, look up here.

[Top Lobster]

Look.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

He's not gonna talk. Oh my God. 12 ribs and a 33 vertebrae. Oh my God. Your mom's gnostic. The 30 that the Christos oil is gonna be.

[Top Lobster]

The Christos oil did say how we know God's real.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Okay. All right. Go off.

[Top Lobster]

So, yeah, it I. Again, correct.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah. The fractal nature of reality and the fact that Jesus Christ and his story is echoed through every aspect of the realm that we inhabit.

[Top Lobster]

Let's keep listening.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Impressive.

[Top Lobster]

Impressive. That mean. Hold on.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Your body heals after three days of fasting. I'll never know right now.

[Top Lobster]

Pray. Prayer lights up the brain. Is this true, Chad?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Could be.

[Top Lobster]

Do we even need the sound for this?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, the tree looks like your lungs.

[Top Lobster]

That is. It's fascinating. Close your eyes. You see like the universe. And like that. Yeah, the body. Okay,

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

same thing.

[Top Lobster]

This guy looks like he plays guitar at church.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

This guy looks like he.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

He goes on tour. And he is the, the dick cleaner of all of Mumford and Son.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, look at this guy.

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[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

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[Top Lobster]

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[Top Lobster]

This is our last submission because I don't know how much.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Is that the same guy?

[Top Lobster]

It's the same guy, but it's the brown version. Yeah. This guy kind of looks like. Donut.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Donut.

[Top Lobster]

Donut. Shout out Donut.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Shout out Donuts. Oh yeah, we gotta. We're supposed to have all three of those guys on donuts.

[Top Lobster]

The guy that said it, right? I know it was him.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Nope. What did he say?

[Top Lobster]

Say, Can I hear it?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I just said. He was like. You didn't say that part.

[Top Lobster]

Get the out of here, Matt.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I didn't say this part. And I said. Well, I kind of did say that part, but I, I, I didn't embellish enough details for anybody to know anything. He's like, okay, perfect. So I didn't get a yes or no.

[Top Lobster]

You know, Donut predicted the toilet malfunction on Artemis. Did he? That's incredible, dude. What a useless prediction, but incredible nonetheless.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Knew it, man.

[Top Lobster]

The toilet thing. What'd you know? He said no. What did he say?

[Matt Gates]

So

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I have some damage control to do now when I go home.

[Top Lobster]

What happened? You got to put together a treadmill.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

There was a time where I wanted to break the news about Santa to my son, and I was. I received some pushback back.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And I said, I don't think it's a good idea. I think we need to control the dissemination of this information. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You know, that didn't happen.

[Top Lobster]

Another. What happened?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Well, last night, he had some teeth under his pillow.

[Top Lobster]

You broke his teeth?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I smashed him in the mouth.

[Top Lobster]

What did he say? He said God wasn't real. Demi or something like that.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

He had teeth under his pillow.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Pillow.

[Top Lobster]

Tooth fairy thing.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Still the tooth fairy thing. And of course, the tooth fairy thing is how I figured out the tooth

[Top Lobster]

fairy thing is quite disgusting. There's a. There's a small, impish character that collects the bones of people.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I like when they paint it as, like, a horrifying character.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's probably what it is in Hellboy. They were, like, nasty little creatures that ate flesh and ate teeth. Anywho. So. Anywho. When I was younger, I found out through the tooth fairy, too, because my mom just kept forgetting to leave money. And one day, she was like, ah, the tooth fairy's been broke. And then she could see the way that, like, hit me was like, the. And then she sat down, and she told me about all the things. This is, man.

[Top Lobster]

What happened? What you got to tell your son about just Santa?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, I was hoping to do that, and now my wife was forced to do that because he was really bummed out last night because he found out that the tooth fairy was not. Not real. And that had been my wife the entire time. And he was sad this morning.

[Top Lobster]

How do you find out?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I guess he woke up to her. Yeah. So he was sad this morning. And my wife is trying to get me to say something here, but I'm like, in my mind, I'm like, I'm gonna talk to him after school.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Like, the jig is up gig or jig jig? It's a jig. A gig is a job. A jig is a dance.

[Top Lobster]

A jig is a dance. A gig is the gig.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

So, no, it's a jig jig. Because the dance is done.

[Top Lobster]

You don't think so?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, we're done doing the dance.

[Top Lobster]

No chat, jig or dig or gig.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

All three of them. Anyway, I say it's jig. No, I think it's. I think it's because a gig is a job which can also be up.

[Top Lobster]

Gig or jig. Now.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, Atma says, there we go, the dance. So.

[Top Lobster]

What the.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

So.

[Top Lobster]

Damn, boy.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

So I was like, in my mind. I didn't say anything this morning.

[Top Lobster]

Morning.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Because I'm like, it's too big. He's got to go to school.

[Top Lobster]

The chat is split.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Depends on where you grew up. Well, I'm not going to tell him in the morning because he's got to go to school. I'm gonna handle this when he gets out of school. My wife handled it. Now the kid's freaking out. Freaking all up.

[Top Lobster]

He's like, panicking boy.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

He's. He's sad because he's been lied to.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And this is a big deal.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I still, I can go home and, and, and, and fix all this. But the point is, I should have just did this. This is one of those things where, like, you shouldn't consult, you know, you should have just. I should have just done it. And instead you think the earth is round. Oh, I don't know. That's a whole other thing. I told them people that the earth is flat. And there's a lot of interesting things about NASA. Lying and. But damn, dude.

[Top Lobster]

Like, you got a lot to look forward to. I got to put together a treadmill. Let's watch this Mexican.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

All right.

[Top Lobster]

Close until the collapse is over. Over 8.3 thousand likes. I'm bored already. But here we go. There's a memo that was leaked to the bank employees who have now circulated it. And it's going around Cuba. He do be looking like he works in a bank. Like the plant behind him kind of looks like he works in a bank.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

He's in Chase bank right now. That's the guy that approved our loan. Right.

[Top Lobster]

The bank employees were told we're no longer going to open. We're going to send you guys home. Wink, wink.

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[Top Lobster]

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[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

the collapse is over.

[Top Lobster]

There's a memo that was leaked. Oh, that's it. Okay, so she's saying financial collapse, which actually checks off ticker number. Four of David's predictions is end time predictions.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, like I said, low hanging fruit.

[Top Lobster]

Very cool. Probably not. This guy has A fucking fake looking nose, too.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Look.

[Top Lobster]

Looks like his nose is painted on.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

This is Donut in disgust in disguise.

[Top Lobster]

Not a great disguise.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, it's very similar to. He didn't do anything. He just put on some tanner.

[Top Lobster]

All right, so that was gay. Are you going to tell me who did this?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Well, it seems like I'm not allowed to tell you on air.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

So I'm going to say. Can I tell Top off air, please? I think I know who it is.

[Top Lobster]

Put it in the private chat. Let me see. Okay. Thank you, man. Before we. So I guess we're done.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, yeah, That's. Mom was a little bit of a flop, but we do have this. No, you can't open that. That's for Patreon members only to see unboxing episodes.

[Top Lobster]

The.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Now you're a real.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, is it. Is that it? That is. Huh? Yeah, that would be the guy.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That would be the guy. No, it's not him.

[Top Lobster]

But it would be, though.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I don't know if I would keep that secret. Okay. Okay. I can tell you off air.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, cool.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

This is. This has been sent to David Corbo.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

All right. I thought Top was a transgender Algerian. What the.

[Top Lobster]

Who said that about me?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

It's the boxer.

[Top Lobster]

Remember?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

The. The transgender Algerian boxer.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

No, we're not even in the show. F.J. gnosis. No, this is for Patreon members.

[Top Lobster]

Heavy. This is Patreon right now only. Whatever. We'll give the.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

All right, you want to chop this end off?

[Top Lobster]

No, no, I want them to see. I want them to see what good people.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

All right, guys, send us stuff. 1552 Bella Cruz Drive, the standard coffee shop in Lady Lake, Florida. Sweet pea. We usually only do this for the Patreon members. We. We do unboxings. Oh, and by the way.

[Top Lobster]

Let him hear it.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Let me hear it. It kind of started doing a little bit of additional content for the Patreon. That's never gonna drop. No, no, that's never gonna drop anywhere else.

[Top Lobster]

They're gonna accuse us of paywalling some now. What the. Hold on.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, my God. Yeah, this thing might blow. So there's a letter.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

For the read.

[Top Lobster]

Let me see.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

It says.

[Top Lobster]

Let me read.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Can I read it? Oh, this is Toughie Joe.

[Top Lobster]

Who the is Toughy Joey Joe?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I worked for a few different baseball teams in the past. This has to be for Top. And this stuff was lying around. I thought maybe the kids would like the jerseys. The cars. The cards were graded with the company. I work for now. So if you all have any trading cards you want graded, let me know. Enjoy the unboxing. P.S. there's something better than a cup of coffee headed your way behind this.

[Top Lobster]

Is that a threat?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

It's a bomb. He's gonna send a bomb. It's Toughy. Towy Joe. Toughie Joe?

[Top Lobster]

Who the is Toughie Joe?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

He's in the chat. He's right there.

[Top Lobster]

He says, welcome Touchy Joe.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

What up, bro? Touchy Joe. Big random jersey. What does this say?

[Top Lobster]

Ground slots.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Ground slots? Is that what it says? That's hilarious, dude.

[Top Lobster]

What number is it? Number six.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Here, you could have that, baby. Here, we're gonna open these. I think these are maybe cards.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, there's cards. I can't maybe.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, we got some sign. Take that off your head, dude. Here's another one. This is number number nine. The T raves. Is this a tortellini? Is this.

[Top Lobster]

Can I have that one? Actually?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Yeah, you could have this one.

[Top Lobster]

That's fine.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, they smell like old dusty. All right, let's see.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah, nice. Smells moldy.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, there's something wrapped up in this one. I don't know what this is. Hold on.

[Top Lobster]

I like that.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, snap, there's a card. It's been graded.

[Top Lobster]

I think I gotta buy new shoes to match this, though.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

This one? No, no, all number nines. The Howlers. I like that.

[Top Lobster]

Actually, whoever number nine is, he's missing some of his.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

The nine demons of. Okay, here, there's another.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, a green one. Can I have that one? Because I have shoes to match that one.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, this is. It just said, dude, I like this one. This is cool. Normal, please. Zero. Zero. And it's got a corn on the arm. Yeah, you can have this one. That's cool. I like that one.

[Top Lobster]

Wearing this tomorrow.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Then we got. We got some signs. It looks like. This is such a random.

[Top Lobster]

Dude, I love this.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

This is the Chiefs. Peoria Chiefs, of course. Yeah, the Orange Barrels.

[Top Lobster]

That's a.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's a name. I love just the Orange Barrel barrels, man. I love that. They're just sending us another Orange Barrels, which is. Which is really great. Excellent. And then it looks like another PR with Chiefs, which is cool. And then we have these things.

[Top Lobster]

I gotta buy new shoes to match. This is so gay.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Top.

[Top Lobster]

And then he writes XD.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Oh, this is a 9.5 and a 9. This is Travis Hunter and Ellie De La Cruz. So we've got some blacks. Black sports players. There we go.

[Top Lobster]

Are they playing foosball?

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

You. Are you black?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, no, no, no. Yeah, I know this guy.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And then. Oh. Oh, that's gonna be a mess. We're gonna have to clean this up tomorrow.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, this. This is like the shortstop that's like seven feet tall, right? Ellie De la Cruz.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Here we go.

[Top Lobster]

Let me see.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

We got.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, dude. This dude's six foot five.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

That's crazy.

[Top Lobster]

And he throws super hard.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

We got top Corny, which is actually very funny. That. This bobblehead. Look at this. Top Corny, the bobblehead.

[Top Lobster]

I like that.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

I don't know what that is. I like it, though. We're gonna put him up here. He's gonna hang out. Maybe we'll put him over here and then. Yeah, go ahead, have him. Don't pull him by the head.

[Top Lobster]

This is psychotic.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

And then. Oh, I think we got two of those. Okay. This one is him in. In all white. He looks like a. Maybe a stormtrooper, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. Corn Trooper. Very cool. That's very nice.

[Top Lobster]

Maybe you should put them up there and put all the. All the little guys down here. They look like they're positioned to fight.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

There you go, guys. And that. That goes to show you. You send us something, we'll hang it up in here.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. And it's.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

It'll be like you guys have been part part of us. You've been inside us this whole time.

[Top Lobster]

This is pretty cool.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Those are nice.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

We're collecting baseball cards now.

[Top Lobster]

I am very happy.

[David Lee Corbo (aka the Raven)]

Happy. Thank you. Toy Joe. Toughie Joe.

[Top Lobster]

I've never been more happy in my life.

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