I Met a Demon Smoking Weed | NDS Chronicles: 037

Summary

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Nephilim Death Squad – Episode 037

"I Met a Demon Smoking Weed | NDS Chronicles"

Date: October 6, 2025
Hosts: TopLobsta, Raven (David Lee Corbo), w/ Nancy (producer/chat mod)

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Episode Overview

This episode of the Nephilim Death Squad Podcast dives into listener-submitted paranormal stories, especially focusing on their "schizophrenic spooky stories." TopLobsta and Raven blend humor with a deeply conspiratorial and biblical worldview, investigating how weed might open spiritual gateways and how experiences with the demonic compare across years and cultures. They explore the blurred lines between conspiracy, spirituality, mental health, and community storytelling. The audience is invited to submit their own testimonies and to engage with the show via chat, superchats, and email.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Paranormal Testimonies: Submissions & Community

• Call for Stories: Listeners are encouraged to submit short, "banger" paranormal experiences, especially for the Halloween "Mischief Night" crossover with the Quite Frankly show.
  • "If you have a crazy story you want to tell us, type it up, submit it to us, we'll read it on air." (06:29, Raven)
• Community Interaction: Nancy handles the chat, reads out superchats, and helps select stories for reading.
• Nancy’s Mysterious Role: Ongoing jokes about Nancy's mysterious habits and possible occult activities.

2. The 'Sour Diesel Demon': Weed and Demonic Encounters (09:00–24:40)

• Listener Story: Justin shares a testimony about encountering a demon after smoking a strong strain of weed (Sour Diesel), experiencing sleep paralysis, and being "kicked into the abyss" by a demon. He’s only freed after calling out to Christ.
  • "Then a shadow figure enters…the demon is walking towards me. He then says, ‘You are mine,’ and Sparta kicks me into the abyss." (21:37, Raven reading Justin’s email)
• Hosts' Perspectives on Weed:
  • Spiritual Gateway Theory: Hosts discuss the possibility that weed and other substances thin spiritual "veils," making supernatural encounters more likely.
    • "It doesn’t do me any favors when it comes to spiritual interactions. Things get really spooky." (12:41, Raven)
  • Physical/Behavioral Effects: Both hosts recall personal issues with weed regarding productivity, social withdrawal, and possible spiritual "contamination."
    • "It shuts down any desire to communicate…When I smoke weed, I don’t want to talk to anybody." (11:23, Raven)
  • Biblical Perspective: Marijuana is not explicitly prohibited in the Bible, but hosts argue altered states can open doors to unwanted spiritual influence.
    • "You’re invoking something to come forward…It’s witch stuff, right, Nancy?" (15:30, Hosts)

3. Vivid, Repeated Themes: Sleep Paralysis, Demonic Threats, and Deliverance

• Invoking Jesus: Several stories emphasize that deliverance from demonic encounters comes from calling on Jesus, sometimes after trying everything else.
  • "The short version of this story is that I called on Jesus and they left. This became my paradigm for Christianity." (29:41, Listener "Matt")
• Paranormal Consistency Across Time: One story from 1972 mirrors modern reports, suggesting the phenomena are persistent and cross-generational.
  • "At what point do we reach a critical mass where people go, ‘Oh, the spiritual realm is real…Jesus Christ is the key component to everything'?" (31:23, Raven)

4. Dreams, Succubi/Incubi, and Spiritual Warfare (49:13–70:00)

• Listener Dream Stories:
  • Multiple listeners recount dreams involving building strange structures on the advice of mysterious women, sexual encounters in dreams (sometimes resulting in sleep movement), and the recurring "hat man" figure.
  • "She convinced me to flip the pillar over and make relations with this pillar from the bottom…in my dream, I did this, and felt like I was making love to a woman." (52:55, listener’s dream story)
• Incubus Encounters: One listener shares a harrowing account of a nocturnal attack by an "incubus"—paranormal sexual assault—occurring at the exact time the Vatican was conducting a "portal" ritual.
  • "It was as, or even more real to the touch, as is the waking world…" (65:00, YouTube comment)
  • Attempt to rebuke the entity "in the name of Jesus" has no effect—leading to speculation about the nature of such phenomena and whether some attacks are more physical/witchcraft-based than purely spiritual.
  • Discussion of "astral projectors," witches, and the difference between demonic attack and paranormal invasion.

5. Cultural Mix: Mexican Catholicism, Witchcraft, & Kabbalah (85:42+)

• Story from Izzy (Mexican Catholic background):
  • Frequent visits to witch doctors and family rituals involving "red bracelets" and amulets—blending folk Catholicism and occult practices.
  • "As a kid, me and my siblings were always visiting witch doctors for cleansings…We wore red bracelets and amulets." (91:54, Listener "Izzy")
  • Stories of shapeshifting (owl grandma), shrines to bind lovers, and the overlap between mainstream faith and esoteric ritualism.

6. Community, Humor, and Lexicon ("Blap")

• Running Gag: "Blap":
  • The episode evolves a growing in-group joke around the word "blap" (originating from the sound/idea of something being suddenly zapped/blasted/caught off guard, or euphemistically for strange/awkward moments).
  • The chat and hosts run wild with "blap" variants ("blaptist," "blaptrion," "blapanese," etc.).
  • Discussion about adding "Blap" merch and how inside jokes bind the show community.
• Behind the Scenes: Tangents on producing the livestream, technical difficulties, and debates about regional differences in "Rock, Paper, Scissors" terminology.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On Spiritual Effects of Marijuana

"It doesn’t do me any favors when it comes to spiritual interactions. Things get really spooky."
– Raven, 12:41

On Deliverance from Demonics

"The short version of this story is that I called on Jesus and they left. This became my paradigm for Christianity."
– Listener "Matt", as read by hosts, 29:41

Listener’s Demonic Sleep Paralysis

"A shadow figure enters…He then says, 'You are mine,' and Sparta kicks me into the abyss."
– Justin’s story, 21:37

On the Universal Paranormal Pattern

“At what point do we reach a critical mass where people go, 'Oh, the spiritual realm is real…Jesus Christ is the key component to everything’?”
– Raven, 31:23

On Witchcraft in Family Culture

"As a kid, me and my siblings were always visiting witch doctors for cleansings…We wore red bracelets and amulets."
– Izzy, 91:54

On the Show’s Culture

"You guys are blapping continually into my…ear holes, and I’m enjoying it."
– Listener Izzy, as paraphrased by Raven, 96:40

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Important Timestamps

• 01:13–06:49 — Podcast announcements, upcoming Mischief Night stream, listener engagement instructions.
• 09:00–24:40 — The ‘Sour Diesel Demon’ submission and deep weed/demonology discussion.
• 29:30–31:23 — 1972 Ouija board listener story mirroring modern demonic experiences, and how they reinforce belief.
• 49:13–54:56 — Listener shares dream/sexual oddity about building and "blapping" a pillar; segue to communal dream experiences like the Hat Man.
• 65:00–70:00 — YouTube comment: incubus/sexual attack, liturgical portals, struggles to rebuke, physical vs. spiritual attacks.
• 85:42–97:44 — The Mexican Catholic experience: witchcraft in family, blending of religion and folk magic, owl shapeshifter story.

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Tone & Style

High-energy, irreverent, and a mix of earnest spiritual searching with off-beat humor. The hosts balance genuine speculation about the nature of spiritual warfare with a culture of inside jokes, playful insults, and meta-commentary on podcasting itself. They create a sense of belonging through recurring language ("blap"), readiness to self-parody, and a conversational openness to weirdness.

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Final Comments

This episode is a dense, lively mix of paranormal testimony, skeptical biblical analysis, recurring jokes, and the exploration of the spiritual dimensions of mental health and drug culture. The hosts tread the line between making fun of, and sincerely delving into, their community’s wildest stories—all while reinforcing the theme that spiritual reality (and the Christian worldview) underlie even the strangest modern experiences.

To Submit a Story:
chronicles [at] nephilimdeath squad [dot] com

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Transcript

[A]

What do you think makes the perfect snack? Hmm. It's gotta be when I'm really craving it and it's convenient. Could you be more specific? When it's cravinient.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Like a freshly baked cookie made with real butter, available right down the street at am pm. Or a savory breakfast sandwich I can grab in just a second at a.m. pM. I'm seeing a pattern here. Well, yeah, we're talking about what I crave, which is anything from am, pm. What more could you want? Stop by AM pm where the snacks and drinks are perfectly craveable and convenient. That's cravenience. Am pm. Too much. Good stuff.

[B]

Not doing it.

[A]

Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of Weird.

[B]

Put your hands down.

[A]

NDS Chronicles, the show where we read your paranormal testimonies.

[B]

Uncomfortable. Put your hands down.

[A]

I am David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven. That is Top lobster, the father of disinformation.

[B]

You should keep your hands up the whole episode.

[A]

I couldn't do it more than I'm doing it right now. I got it. They're. They're. I gotta bring them down. What should we say first? If you want to submit your own spooky story, do it at Chronicles. What's our email?

[B]

Chronicles and Nancy. What's the email? Nancy knows. Man, it's rough out here today, dog.

[A]

She doesn't know. Maybe we. Maybe we didn't add her to the stage.

[B]

No, she knows. She's just not. What's the email? Oh, my God.

[A]

Unbelievable. She's here. I swear to God.

[B]

Join the Patreon.

[A]

Patreon.com forward/nephilim Death Squad. Sign up for whatever tier you'd like because that's some point. Maybe around the half an hour mark when I go live exclusively to Patreon.com forward slash Nephilim death Squad, you can continue enjoying these spooky stories, engaging in the live chat, all of that and more like just. I walked away.

[C]

Sorry.

[A]

What? She walked away.

[B]

It's like she waits for us for a full hour.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

That's why I wait.

[A]

The show's starting. Time to walk away.

[B]

The noodles are burning. That's not right. We wait so long because I know she's not on her game. So give her some time.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, give her a lot of time.

[B]

A lot of time to percolate. Yeah, Let her get ready.

[A]

She's like you, though. Like, you know how you have to wait until it's down to the wire to do a thing, like at the very last second, and then you're like, all right, it's time to do something. She's like that, too.

[B]

But sell some T shirts.

[A]

She's got to run away. Dot com. Which one of these things are spooky?

[B]

You know what? It doesn't even matter. Selling a T shirt today that you can't buy in stores.

[A]

Oh, is it this one? Can I hold it up? I'll show it up.

[B]

Here's the only way to buy it.

[A]

Guys, look at this shirt. It's the Tish Bite. This is a shirt for the standard coffee shop for our very own sweet, sweet Matthew, who we do our book of Daniel Bible study with. And that's going to come to.

[B]

Honestly, it sounds like he's trying to ditch our Bible study.

[A]

Is he really?

[B]

It feels that way.

[A]

He doesn't want to do it anymore.

[B]

He's like. He's like, oh, it be totally cool, like when I do the Bible study. And then like. Like, basically inferring, like, he doesn't have to do it with us anymore. And I was like, no, no, that's.

[A]

Not like, oh, yeah.

[B]

He's like, so I'll be busy.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

With like, the Book of Acts. And I was like, we're talking about the Book of Daniel.

[A]

Yeah, well, he just got through it with those kids, so he's like, well, what is there to do it?

[B]

He said something like, oh, I'm like, really drilling down with the Book of Acts with the other crew. And I was the other crew. He's, you know, the construction.

[A]

The ones that I actually like.

[B]

He's like, the construct.

[A]

This is how he. He called them the homies.

[B]

He did, right?

[A]

And he was like. And he was alluding to the idea that we weren't the homies. So he's like, yeah, I do a Bible study with the homies and separate groups of homies. Well, he didn't make it sound like that. Sound like he had the homies. And then it was us wherever we are.

[B]

B, maybe.

[A]

Maybe even C. I think we're probably D list home.

[B]

It's fine. It's fine, though. But yeah, you can go to the standard coffee shop and get that right now. And then maybe. Maybe later I'll make it available on my shop at the Tish Bite or whatever else you want to do. Nancy, the email's at the bottom now, so.

[A]

Oh, there it is. Yeah. Tell the people where they could email us. Nancy.

[B]

She wrote. She's.

[C]

Chroniclesndsgmail.Com.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

What are you doing, Nancy?

[B]

That's not even what it says there. It's Very confused. As Chronicles at Nephilim Death squad dot com.

[A]

But, yeah, you could do.

[B]

You do both of those. I feel like she's just disrespecting.

[A]

What are you doing, Nance?

[C]

Nothing.

[A]

Oh, my God. Oh, mysterious Nancy. This is crazy. All right, so we're gonna read some stories. No. 2 announcements chronicles@nephilimdesk squad.com. submit your spooky schizophrenic stories there. We'll read them on the show October 30th, which is the day that Three Eye Atlas is gonna, you know, pass in front of the sun and release drones and kill us. We're going to carry on as if that's not going to happen. And we'll be doing a live stream with Frank of the Quite frankly show. It is our Halloween. It's Mischief Night, technically.

[B]

What's that mean?

[A]

I don't really know. I'm just saying that's the night. That's the night where. That's what? We're gonna do some. We're gonna do some mischief.

[B]

Frank just said that. He just gave it a name. Like, he's, like, making up again.

[A]

No, no. The day before Halloween is called Mischief Night.

[B]

Oh, I thought Halloween was the 30th. It's the 31st.

[A]

31St is Halloween. Mischief Night is the 30th. We're gonna be doing a live Chronicles crossover with Frank to his audience, to our audience. This is going to be for the pores, too. Right. We're feeling a little generous that day. And so what I'm getting at is, since we're going to be reading schizophrenic spooky stories, if you got a banger, if you've been sitting on it, don't make it 15 pages long. Don't do that.

[B]

Don't do that. Yeah. Be concise to the point.

[A]

Yeah. Because we get, you know. But if you have a crazy story you want to tell us, type it up, submit it to us, we'll read it on air. If it's a banger, we're gonna save it for that day, and it's gonna be real fun. So it'll be the dangerous retards overlapping with the Franklies. It's gonna be a good time. Are you excited for that, Nancy? You're gonna be there, or do you plan on doing mischief?

[B]

She's not gonna be there.

[A]

Okay, well, because I know Mischief Night is a big night for Nancy. That's where she crawls around, you know, because with their long fingers and. And. And cast curse on people, you Know. And I know that's a big deal. Mischief Night is an important.

[B]

She's leaving that behind. Nancy has not written to us for chronicles, which is a little bit concerning.

[A]

It is a little concerning because I know damn well, I know she's got.

[B]

Some stuff to tell us, but, like, she's just like, nancy, do you have good stories?

[C]

No.

[B]

Okay. That's a lie. She'll read all your super chats, though.

[A]

If you have super chats during this. Yeah, you could do that. Which reminds me, given our track record with reading, we should probably get into it. So let's see. Nancy, do you have any recommendations on where we're gonna start with the. The spooky stories today?

[C]

Nine, six. Sour Diesel Demon.

[A]

Oh, that's like a weed. Sour Diesel Demon.

[B]

I used to.

[A]

We used to get weed, and we would be like, this is Sour Diesel or this is Jack Herrera or the Purple Haze. Or sometimes if it allegedly had cocaine in it, we'd say, this is called White Rhino. And there was never any way to verify any of those things at all. Like, I. I remember just getting. They're like, this is Sour Diesel. And then like a couple of months later, like, this is sour. And like, this looks totally different than the last that we had. And that's the beautiful thing about selling drugs, is you could just say whatever you want. You just make up. All right, here we go. Sour Diesel Demon. It says, greetings, Top and Raven. My name is Justin. Greetings.

[B]

Hello, Justin.

[A]

Justin. Oh, you're gonna bring it up on the big screen. That's nice.

[B]

You want to read it this way? Better?

[A]

We could do that. That's fine.

[B]

We could put it over our screen. Who cares? We don't need to see ourselves.

[A]

Well, I like it to look at us. And the chat.

[B]

We can see the chat, too. Well, let's.

[A]

Hold on. He's gonna make it adjusted, and he's gonna do that. If you could center it. If you could center it.

[B]

All right, this is good.

[A]

Okay. Yeah, hold on, guys. We're just. We're producing.

[B]

Oh, my God. Nancy, fix it.

[A]

Nancy, fix the screen. Okay, here we go. Greetings, Top and raise. Raven. My name is Justin, and this is my testimony of how I discovered myself the demonic presence. Oh. How I discovered for myself the demonic presence within marijuana.

[B]

Okay, quick story.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

I heard this. I'm not gonna say any names.

[A]

We're gonna do it already. Stop.

[B]

Justin.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

How you doing? Yeah, but, yeah, no, I'd be. Heard a story from somebody in real life about irl, mentioned demons with marijuana Being associated with it, but issues with marijuana being associated with what they're doing. This is a timely story.

[A]

Have you told me this one?

[B]

No, it just happened recently. Like the other day. Yesterday. Today, maybe even. I don't want to say.

[A]

You know. Okay, fine.

[B]

You guys don't get to narrow down. Whoever.

[A]

An anonymous submission and maybe not even an official submission. They probably have no idea. You're going to tell this story on the show. Go ahead.

[B]

No, yeah. They've been doing the weasel.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Doing the weasel. And. And it turns out that it might actually be messing with them a little bit more than they would have suspected.

[A]

The weasel being marijuana.

[B]

The weasel.

[A]

Yeah. Okay.

[B]

All right. Yeah.

[A]

I've never heard it called that. That's the oldest person.

[B]

That's like a fully sure thing.

[A]

The weasel doing. Okay, fine. Doing the weasel.

[B]

The weasel. He's gonna lie anyway, so just tell it. It's his mom. It's not my mom. No, it's just people that. I know that it's affecting them.

[A]

How is it affecting them?

[B]

How they interact with each other. It's a. And. And they. They're like, we. We don't have any other holes in our lives except for this thing. They don't. They haven't stopped this. They're like church going people.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

They're. It's not even that they're turning their life around. They're like. They're good people, but they still do this. You like that?

[A]

You know, I saw maybe an article or something today.

[B]

They said they're stopping.

[A]

They're gonna stop.

[B]

They're gonna.

[A]

It's hard to stop.

[B]

It is hard to stop. But you just got. I told him, you just gotta stop.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

There's just. Yeah.

[A]

And it.

[B]

But it does affect. Like we went through the story before with the Tower gang and the other guy on this Chronicles episode. It does affect how you interact with other people. It affects you. It's like. It's. It's a crazy thing for me.

[A]

It shuts down any desire to communicate. You. You know, I already have a very low desire to commun people. It is eliminated. Whatever is there is eliminated. When I smoke weed, I don't want to. I don't want to talk to anybody. And I saw an article, I think today or yesterday that was talking about paranoia, like anxiety levels associated with marijuana given, like, you know, the way that it's changed since the industry blew up.

[B]

Well, people now are defending it in the chat.

[A]

They're just fed. Of course. We have a bunch of weed defenders. The dangerous Retards.

[B]

This guy's a logical idiot. He says, who created. I'll pull it up. Who created thc? Demons or God? Demons don't create the body or the plant. Just like alcohol is permissible biblically, but drunkenness isn't. Being too high as himself. Yeah, no, no, I get all that stuff, dude.

[A]

Being too high is in some ways as bad as being too drunk. Because when you're too drunk, you throw up and then you go to sleep. When you're too high, there's just no recourse. You can't throw up the weed. Although you get too high, you could throw up. But I know when I've been too high, which has happened quite a bit in my life, I'm like, I need to shower and I need to go to sleep, because the two things. Actually, what's weird about being high for me is I feel dirty. I wash my hands a lot. I wash my mouth a lot.

[B]

Ocd.

[A]

Yeah, it's weird. And, and the other thing is it doesn't do me any favors when it comes to spiritual interactions. Things get really spooky.

[B]

So the Bible doesn't prohibit it, but the Bible also doesn't prohibit doing mushrooms. It doesn't change the fact that these are, these are instruments to create thinnies in your, in your brain and in your area. I, I, they're saying it could, it could in induce schizophrenia. I mean, maybe, I don't know.

[A]

That was the rumors. That's what it used to be. And then I remember being vehemently opposed to that idea because when I was a young homo, I was like, marijuana needs to be legalized since, since it's been legalized, I see all the problems I didn't anticipate, but psychosis being, like, on the rise. I attribute that quite often to now the, Because I've been there, dude. I've been so high that I'm like losing my, my mind. Which is weird because if you have too many edibles, people will tell you, like, it is a psychological nightmare to eat too many edibles, you know, to eat too high of a dose. Nancy, do you smoke weed?

[B]

Oh, good question.

[C]

No, not anymore.

[A]

Ah. When did you stop, Nance?

[C]

Years ago.

[A]

What? Why did you stop? Did you just, you just felt icky?

[C]

Well, I have a job that randomly tests.

[B]

That's a good reason.

[C]

Makes me very unproductive.

[B]

Okay. Yeah, it affects all people differently.

[A]

Productivity goes way down with me. Like, I work. If I'm welding and I'm high, I work really well. Like, I get into the minutiae of welding when I'm high. But as far as, like, structuring my day, planning it, doing everything I'm supposed to do, that does. That goes out the window. Yeah.

[B]

It's just, you know, it affects the way other. I was affecting other people's behavior with it, so I was like, I'm gonna stop. I'm not gonna do that anymore. So there's like, there's a lot of things that go with this, and I don't think we quite understand exactly what it is, but people are real comfortable, like, well, you know, just like, let's do it anyway. I'm like, I don't know, dude. We don't know exactly what we're doing.

[A]

I know that I'm much happier now that I don't smoke it. And. And on the rare occasions. It's been a long time. This is a long separation from marijuana for me now. It's been maybe, I don't know, like, half a year or something. Has it been like six months or maybe five months? But I know that when I start doing it, I immediately feel a prisoner to it.

[B]

I get some of my. My best creative ideas when smoking weed, though. Elohim says that is true, but where are those ideas coming from?

[A]

Is it. You're channeling Doug.

[B]

Yeah, exactly. I'm really starting to think about it.

[A]

Like, maybe that's the case. Well, let's get back to this guy's story, because we're never gonna.

[B]

Channeling. You're invoking something to come forward.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Strange.

[A]

You're making. You're invoking something to come.

[B]

Yeah, it's witch stuff, right, Nancy?

[C]

It can be.

[A]

It can be.

[B]

Can be. Go ahead, David.

[A]

All right, where were we? So. So in 2020, it all. I'm gonna say it all started in 2020. During the pandemic, I always kept away from any substances, but in February of that year, I sadly lost my mother. Very sorry to hear that. I know it's five years, but that sucks ass. To a very brief battle with colon cancer. I was 20 at the time, and the entire situation just let me. Left me completely numb to everything. So I decided to give weed a shot to see if it would make my life somewhat enjoyable. Besides, I was always sober. Sober mainly out of the fear of my mom finding out. So with her out of the picture, I. Who was really gonna stop me? No, that's an interesting thing. Your mother was.

[B]

Lol. Yeah, she was the intercessor.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Interesting.

[A]

Is that the correct word?

[B]

Yeah, you intercede on behalf of someone good Good call. I know words.

[A]

I don't know the words, so I gotta verify. I quickly loved it, but kept the usage pretty moderate. Mainly just at night, before hopping on Xbox, smoking, maybe half a Grammy, half a gram, and play an Xbox.

[B]

Is that a lot?

[A]

No, a gram is like if you were, you know, doing all right back in the day and you found a drug dealer that would give you a gram for $20. That's about. You know what I mean? So a gram is like a fat. You could get two blunts out of it. That's my unit of measurement.

[B]

But that's a lot. That's a lot.

[A]

It's a good. Yeah, sure. Yeah. I mean, I guess so. Yeah. But you could also just have one big fat one.

[B]

So the Halloween episode. You guys should do a couple hundred milligrams of edibles.

[A]

Holy crap.

[B]

Maybe not.

[A]

Probably not. You want to see just the worst, unentertaining version of me that you've ever seen? It's that. Okay, so. So, yeah, but I just. Smoking a blunt and playing Xbox back in the day. Great time. The one Sunday afternoon, for whatever reason, I thought it would be fun and a fun idea to roll 2 grams of sour Diesel, which is a pretty strong sativa, especially for a new smoker, and smoke it all in one sitting. Yeah, two grams. You could make four blunts out of that. And it's Sour Diesel.

[B]

It's strong.

[A]

You could have a. Just a terrible time. You could be. Do you want to be too high? That's a great way to do it. I quickly felt the effects and made my way back to my bedroom to chill. Me. Not fully understanding how sativa works. I thought I might catch a quick ab abs afternoon nap.

[B]

Sativa is going to be more of an upper indica.

[A]

That's going to be. Yeah, indica. The way I was always taught was like in the couch.

[B]

In the couch.

[A]

Ye. Like you're. You're blapped, you know, you're done.

[B]

Wait, can I show those pictures?

[A]

But if you're doing Sativa, you're doing the blabbing.

[B]

Hold on. Yeah, go ahead, keep going.

[A]

It's blapper be blapped when it comes to Sativa versus Indica. So we thought that he might catch a quick afternoon nap. But this is where I entered the shadow realm. I dozed off for what felt like 10 minutes. And when I opened my eyes, sleep paralysis was to the maximum.

[B]

Nice.

[A]

I could not speak, move, or barely breathe. What happened next is something I can barely understand. Oh, this is fun. I like.

[B]

I Want to show these guys?

[A]

Let's see. What do you got for the blappening?

[B]

It's not the blappening, but, like, being blapped out. I did. I have a picture here. He's getting blapped out.

[A]

Oh, God.

[B]

There it is.

[A]

Oh, there you go. This is your brain. That's so funny. Why does it have one shoe? Oh, is this what I took? No, no, this isn't what I took. My shoe. That's very funny.

[B]

It's foreshadowing.

[A]

It was foreshadowing. Yeah. What is this? Demon.

[B]

No, just blast out.

[A]

Look at that. You wouldn't do. This is your body on drugs.

[B]

This is your brain on blap. I like that.

[A]

This is what the show looks like, though, if we're habitual marijuana users. Yeah, if you smoke. 20 pounds overweight with the language. Ah, dude. Ye. Blap. Sorry, man.

[B]

We use. Good God.

[A]

We blab. All right, let's bring it. Let's continue.

[B]

Yeah. So.

[A]

So. So what happened next is something I can barely understand. Cool. After attempting to fight the paralysis, out of nowhere, I am transported through some astral tunnel type thing. Hard to explain. Been there, done that, homie. Then I am zapped into a very dark, poorly lit environment. Then I am blapped into a very. Mostly black.

[B]

Does he say black?

[A]

No, no, no, no. He says that mostly black. I can't even say the word black anymore without almost saying black. Mostly black with a. With a slightly.

[B]

Just a T shirt that says blap on it.

[A]

Yeah, ap.

[B]

Just black. Real small, like times New Roman period Blap.

[A]

All right, all right, all right, all right. So mostly blap to the story. That's right. Thank you. Nephilim blaptism. Mostly black with a slightly red greenish hue. I am bound in actual chains. I can hear them clink around as I struggle. Then a shadow. Figures. Figure enters the picture. Tall, lanky, with two big horns on the top of his head. He's just laughing menacingly. And I am terrified. I look and see that I am standing on the edge of some abyss and the demon is walking towards me. He then says, you are mine. And Sparta kicks me into the abyss. Good God, man. This is. You just go to. Oh, hey, man, you just Try to smoke 4 grams of sour Diesel and. And play some Xbox and have a nap, and instead you're. You're kicked in your chest into the abyss by a. By just. Just an unbelievable startling, some would say startling. I fall for what feels like hours. Time seemed to just disappear and I thought that this was my fate. There is no bottom. The bottomless pit. That's interesting. There is no bottom to this canyon. I'm plummeting through whatsoever. I had grown up in the church, but never had a true relationship with Christ. But I knew enough, so I pulled the most cliche move and proclaimed Christ. Suddenly I see myself falling towards a bright light, a bright white light. And as I enter, I wake back up in my room with a text from my brother in the next room to me saying, you good?

[B]

What are you doing, dude?

[A]

It's just falling infinitely. What that text meant, I still have no idea, because I did not want to talk about what had just happened. Being the retard I am, I did not stop smoking weed until a few years later when I finally met Jesus Christ for who he truly is, our Lord and our Savior. It was then, it was only then that the Holy Spirit revealed that what happened to me was not just some bad high, but that weed truly does have an illicit connection to the spirit realm. So I gave it up for good. Honestly, I think that that's very true. And I think that that's why we now exist in this time where, like, you know, spiritually, things are all messed up and marijuana is like, more prevalent than it's ever been. More prevalent than it's ever been. And I can see all the ways in which it was kind of like, presented to us. You know, we. I used to say dumb when I was younger. Like, well, well, THC oil, cannabinoid oil can. Can kill cancer cells, you know, because I saw one anecdotal does it. I don't even know. I don't know if that's true at all. I don't feel like that's true because I feel like when we were, you know, doing the cultural push for the legalization of marijuana, we found 320 different medicinal, you know, modes for marijuana. And now that it's finally legalized, it's like none of them, none of them seem to matter now. We're just smoking weed. It's like we had all these medicinal promises for what it was going to be. This miracle thing that changed everything in the medical industry would be changed forever. And then now that it's legalized and it's in most states and all this other crap, now we're just smoking weed. And none of those things that were attached to it, those golden, gleaming, you know, potentialities are gone. And we're just smoking a ton of weed and getting a ton of anxiety.

[B]

On the other side of it. I'm just. I'm kind of glad that people aren't getting arrested for it. Yeah. It's like, I don't know. These people are. You're not really doing a crime. But now they're. Now there'll be actual criminals. If you put them in jail enough and then they can't get a job and then, you know, their life goes down, they'll be like a little literal criminal.

[A]

Do you see what z man said? He said you could probably kill a pharisee with a blunt and a four loaded loco. Imagine just going back in time with four grams of sour diesel and a four loco.

[B]

Or just give them an edible.

[A]

They'd be like wizard. They would burn you at the stake. I hope this story was not too lengthy and that you guys find it interesting. Very interesting. God. God bless and stay dangerous, you two Soldiers of the lord. Well, let's not get carried away, p. S. I can also attest that NDS has strengthened my relationship with Christ.

[B]

Not get carried away.

[A]

Well, but I will say on the flip side, every time I hear a story like this, it's like, yeah, 100 Jesus Christ is the key component to everything. That is, you know, if you want to heal what's wrong with us.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It's that if you want to start. Oh, oh, oh.

[B]

I don't see one here, but I guess the second one.

[A]

It's on loop.

[B]

It's on loop. All right, we'll take it off.

[C]

I quit my job today. I quit my.

[A]

I. You did.

[C]

I quit my job today and got a new job 15 minutes later with a substantial pay raise. Learn a trade, boys. P.S.

[A]

That'S awesome, man. Congratulations, Scott. That's beautiful.

[B]

He's still going. Shut up.

[A]

Oh, she's still going. I'm sorry. Yeah. How rude.

[C]

He says, p. S. Nancy does have the best stories.

[A]

And she's holding out on us.

[B]

She is Nancy.

[A]

Thank you, Scott, for. For narcing on Nancy. And Congratulations, bro. That's awesome. I was talking to him not long ago and he was. He was saying, you know, we were just talking about having a skill set and. And yada, yada.

[B]

And he's.

[A]

I don't. I guess I'll. I'll. Job docs him. He's a mechanic. A talented mechanic. And, uh, I'm glad because you really can go, you know, anywhere.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

If you have the skill set, then you have. What is it? The balls in your court. I used to do a lot of. How would you put this job? Hopping. I would go, like, I have a Job. And I would always be an advocate of this. And. And some people don't like this, but I'm going to go ahead and advocate.

[B]

For waiting on the spot.

[A]

No, no, this is. This is what I would say. I would say, because a lot of people complain about their job, what you should do while you have the job is be looking for another job. And then when that job, when you finally get one and they offer you more money, take that offer to your current boss and say, pay me this or I'm gonna leave. And then they go, oh. And then what you have is either the comfort of staying in the same place and they just pay you more, or you say, shut up, bitch, and you leave and go to the more paying one.

[B]

The language.

[A]

I'm sorry. And then you do it over and over again. And this is how you. You go, I don't care about your annual review.

[B]

Yeah, this is how. Then. Then you start a podcast.

[A]

Then you start a podcast. But this is how you fight inflation, because inflation doesn't work. Wait for an annual review. Congratulations, Scott. That's awesome. Glad to hear it, brother. God bless you.

[B]

We don't have an applause thing here.

[A]

We should. What did you. You just replaced all the buttons with racist noises.

[B]

Yeah, I did have an applause one here.

[A]

Now it's an N word button.

[B]

Yeah. All right, we'll work on one.

[A]

All right, let's go to the Nancy. Oh, there you go. Based. Do you have any other recommendations? Nancy?

[C]

9 11. Supernatural Jesus.

[A]

Oh, that sounds like a song. Supernatural Jesus. I got it up here. You want to read it? You're gonna read it?

[B]

Yeah, we'll pull it up. Stop doing that. This guy. Super unprofessional. All right, here we go.

[A]

Well, I drank a Red Bull and had two chocolate bars, so I got a little indigestion.

[B]

Disgusting. All right. Supernatural Jesus. 9 11. What a crazy.

[A]

What are you doing? Look at you, messing up the whole screen.

[B]

There we go.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

All right, let's go ahead and read that. Hi. Wow. All right.

[A]

Hi. Wow.

[B]

That's what the person starts with.

[A]

What is this? I don't know if they like us or not. Here we go.

[B]

I don't know what this means. Wow, you say some cool things, but, wow, your show is vulgar.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Lol.

[A]

I would agree with that. And. And. And, you know, we're gonna have to. We're gonna have to answer for that.

[B]

Somebody in the coffee shop today, they were like, what's your show about? Like, black. I'd rather not say. And they go, yeah, I Like shows. I just don't like when people say the F word that much. And I'm like, well, they said that? Yeah. I was like, this is not the show for you.

[A]

Well, we've got. We did. We. We've toned it down.

[B]

I told him, we're getting better.

[A]

We're getting better.

[B]

We're figuring it out little by little. All right, the show is vulgar. So what?

[A]

But I don't know, I guess it's.

[B]

Good to be transparent. As we work out our salvation, we become more like Jesus. Is this Matt?

[A]

I don't know. Is it Matt? It's funny. That's a funny way to start the show. Hi. Wow, you say some cool things. Wow, your show is vulgar. Oh, my God.

[B]

This is a short one. I like it. So. All right, here we go. We're just gonna power through it. Let's go. When I was nine in 1972. Wow.

[A]

Oh, it's Matt.

[B]

Yeah, it's mad.

[A]

Very old. The very old.

[B]

Born at the turn of the century.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

I played with the Ouija board. I knew things about my family on both sides. I thought it was a game.

[A]

A few weeks later, new things about my family.

[B]

Oh, it knew things. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A few weeks later, I woke up and there were these beings standing at the foot of my bed. It's crazy that that's. That happened so long ago.

[A]

Yeah, same same thing. Nothing new under the sun.

[B]

Thousand years ago.

[A]

Still happened a thousand years ago. This person is a thousand and nine.

[B]

They had huge, dark eyes and long, skinny arms. Yeah. In 1972, I had no vocabulary for what I had seen. The short version of this story is that I called on Jesus and they left. This became my paradigm for Christianity. Interesting. In 72, that. That's like, this is 40 something years ago.

[A]

And it's the same thing, like, what.

[B]

They experienced years ago.

[A]

How. It's very.

[B]

Let's do the math. Age? 9. 72 plus 53 years.

[A]

62. 63. 62.

[B]

You were born when JFK was assassinated.

[A]

Oh, man, it's rough.

[B]

It's a rough time to come into life.

[A]

But what's interesting is 50 some odd years ago, virtually the same experience that I had that turned me towards Christianity very much what we just read, some version of what we just read, like, this experience. It's. It's really crazy that this has been so consistent throughout time and it is not. How do I put this? Like, at what point do we reach a critical mass where people go, oh, the spiritual realm is real. And these demonic entities keep Tormenting people. And Jesus Christ is the. The answer to, you know, getting out of this calamity. That is terrifying. A terrifying experience. It's just strange to me.

[B]

Are people giving us a hard time in the chat? They're talking to us. Talking crazy stuff.

[A]

What are they saying to us?

[B]

Mama laps is 1972. A thousand years ago. It's sticks. Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, all right. Let's finish reading. Let's finish.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Don't. Don't. I see their full name at the end. Don't dox them.

[B]

Okay. Not like it matters what you think. Like what they're gonna call their job. They're retired.

[A]

That's probably collecting Social Security.

[B]

Okay, that was rude. That's a rude assumption. I spent most of my life trying to connect this with Christianity, the Christianity I was raised in. Turns out that what we call Christianity isn't really based on the Bible. That's why the Catholic Church fought tooth and nail to keep the Bible out of our hands. But when we seek the Jesus who's in the Bible, he gives us the Holy Spirit, who Jesus calls the helper in John 14. The good news of Jesus is that Jesus wants to enable us to say, to overcome. Oh, my bad. Yeah. To overcome the deeds of the flesh. You know, it's weird for me to say the word Jesus. It's like it doesn't even feel good.

[A]

No, that's strange, because it's not.

[B]

No, it's not that it doesn't feel good. It doesn't feel correct. I struggle saying it. They do have, like, a list, but.

[A]

Well, you do sound kind of dumb when you say it, because then you say it Jesus. But you're like, Jesus. You sound like toad trying to say a thing.

[B]

Jesus.

[A]

Because it doesn't.

[B]

Maybe because it's not his name.

[A]

Well, right, here we go. Yeshua. Yeshua. But it just feels like Yeshua sounds much better. Yeah, but it sounds. I don't know, like. Like. You know how when white people say. Like if you. If you say a person's name in, like, Margarita, you know, in Spanish, but then a white person comes along and says, like, yeah, Margarita.

[B]

It's like the difference between Joe and Joseph. These are different words.

[A]

Or like, yosef. Like. I'm not gonna say yosef. I'm gonna say Joseph.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So I'm. I like.

[B]

Or Stephen and Stefan. It's we. I don't even. I still don't even know what his name is. We had him here. Is it Stefan or Steve?

[A]

I believe it's Stephen. I Don't think it was ever Stefan. Well, you put it was not Stefan of the biblical Hitman.

[B]

Everyone keeps saying Yeshua. It just sounds better. Yeshua. But I never say it right. I never say it. Just, oh, hey, Nancy. What's up?

[C]

Toad is a cool guy.

[B]

Oh, thank you, thank you.

[C]

That's why I didn't say his name.

[A]

I tried to and I got all messed up. Almost a cool guy. I saw Toad make a post where he was like, this is what happens when you follow a man. The only man you should follow is Jesus. I was like, base too.

[B]

It's just whatever. We're still like, this is like a one page story. I'm stuck. But I'm just saying Jesus. Jesus sounds weird to me when I say it. Jesus.

[A]

Well, because you say it's part. Partly. It's also like you're you having a New York accent.

[B]

Oh, so now it's now.

[C]

Same guy. Love the show, you guys. Crush.

[B]

Thank you. Thank you, Zella Morale.

[A]

Wait, Zella Ro Morales.

[B]

All right, don't even. Because now. Now I'm just getting mad with the names.

[A]

Jesus.

[B]

Jesus. This guy's name. Yeah, it's like, it's like that, like Neff Blackism says, it just sounds weird to me. It sounds almost like when I say it. It does. There's still power in saying it, but I just feel like it's like, wrong. It's always felt like weird to me.

[A]

Well, like I said, I. I think the example of like, Joseph or like Yosef is. Is accurate. Like, I'm not going to like, I have a brother whose name is. Is. Is.

[B]

You have a brother?

[A]

Yeah, and his name is Joel. But like Joel. There's Joel. And everybody else calls them because they're all Spanish. They go like, yoel. But I'm gonna call him Joel because I. I don't have a Spanish accent. I can't speak Spanish. So if there's like an accent thing that causes you to call him like, Yeshua.

[B]

Yeah, but it's not even close to Jesus.

[A]

Well, it's kind of like if you say it really.

[B]

Not even the same letters. It's not the same. Not even the same letters. Like you can't even make an anagram of it.

[A]

Right, Right.

[B]

Like Jose and Joe.

[A]

Okay, Whale, please continue reading this story. We can really stretch a story, huh?

[B]

The good news of Yeshua is that Yeshua wants us. I'm just going to keep saying that. Wants us to. Wants to enable us to overcome the deeds of the flesh. He not only makes us into a New wine skin, as the metaphor says. But he also fills us with new wine capitalized. I don't know why, but it's interesting. I mean, it's, you know, respect, which is his spirit. People are obsessed with the paranormal because they know that Yeshua is paranormal. Interesting. Yeah, Interesting.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Had that conversation today as well.

[A]

Top says everything.

[B]

He's from New York.

[A]

That's what I'm kind of getting at.

[B]

Yeah, bro. Kick him out.

[A]

Well, you know that. You know that.

[B]

Yeah. And let me ask you this.

[A]

Shout out to Stefan Steven of the biblical hitman Stefan.

[B]

Yes. The. The fire hats do look dope ago.

[A]

When you go to New York, are you put off when you hear people talk with that accent?

[B]

I don't even hear it. Okay.

[A]

All right. Because I hear it and I only live 15 minutes from, like, Staten Island. And I would just drive 15 minutes and I'd be like, you guys talk like idiots. This is such. Because I would drive an hour to two hours south, and everybody sounds the same in New Jersey, but you drive 15 minutes over one bridge and everybody talks like an. And I go. I think you guys are making it up.

[B]

I. I don't like what you're saying.

[A]

You and I know of people, and I'm not going to say anything. Don't say anything. Okay, but we know of people. Where you go, that's put on. Yeah, that accent is put on.

[B]

I want to play. I'm going to play a quick reel real quick from somebody from Coney Island. We're never going to get through this story, but we're at the paranormal part here. I'm gonna pull it up. So just hold on one second, okay? Because we're just gonna talk. This might actually be bad language. So mom to Now. I don't remember. This is my guy from Coney Island.

[A]

You know this guy?

[B]

Yeah, I know this guy.

[A]

Oh, my God. What is this? That's a crackhead, isn't it?

[B]

Probably.

[A]

Oh, boy.

[B]

Here we go. Let's play it. This is Nems from Coney Island. He does, like, don't ever disrespect me, you know?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

All right, so here we go.

[A]

Yelling in front of my store. If you're gonna yell, go in front of that store right there or go in front of that store right there. Then you can yell. Don't yell now. Pulling her gut out. Where you from? Cause you're not from Coney Island.

[B]

That's where she's from.

[A]

New Jersey. So why you coming over to New York, Coney island and making a go back To New Jersey and make a racket. Nah, this never was you. What are you talking about? You got the face of a catcher's myth. What's your name? What's your name? What is your name? She's schizophrenic. What is your name? Lila. All right, Lila. I'm gorilla. No. Bye, Delilah. Bye, Delilah.

[B]

Yeah, why is it Delilah?

[A]

What's it like in New York City? You got a scratchy ass, and I bet you got stinky titties. Get out of here. Show me your stinky rear. Get out of here. Oh. What are you doing? Unbelievable.

[B]

Reminding me of New Jersey.

[A]

Oh, that's not. Nothing to do with that.

[B]

Exactly. New Jersey.

[A]

That's. No, she's this lady.

[B]

Embodies. New Jersey.

[A]

You know what embodies?

[B]

And you're gonna sit in my house next to me saying that. That people from New York got a stupid accent?

[A]

Yeah, that's.

[B]

Guys, listen. If you guys don't understand what New Jersey is, you just saw it right there.

[A]

That's not. No, literally, she was healthy in New Jersey. When you step into New York, you have two options. Immediately, as soon as you step in there, become an. With a silly accent or homeless crazy person.

[B]

No, here's what happened. Everybody from Coney island is trash. When people from Jersey come to Coney island, that's what they look. This is what they look like.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because they are.

[A]

The spiritual pressure of New New York is just too much for people to handle, and they crumble. You know how it's like some people come to Florida, and it either, like, drives them crazy or they start a business. Right. Isn't that, like the thing about Florida? Yeah, yeah. That's the same thing with.

[B]

This is how people.

[A]

Nobody starts a business in New York.

[B]

Base level, New Jersey, I'm. That's just a reality. And our relationship with him should be a paranormal one also.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Is what Kelly says. I like that unless we are born again in the paranormal, we will not be able to see the kingdom of heaven, which is currently in our midst. And it's crazy to use the term paranormal about it. Right.

[A]

Because Paranormal.

[B]

You didn't like the video?

[A]

No, it's not that I didn't like the video. I thought it was very funny.

[B]

Nasty to that lady.

[A]

Yeah. You kind of have to deal with them like that, though.

[B]

You kind of have to.

[A]

You kind of have to deal with firm. That's a guy that's dealt with a hundred Lilas.

[B]

Oh, yeah. This is all you get in Coney Island.

[A]

Yeah, exactly. So there's Nothing.

[B]

You.

[A]

Yeah, you either. Like, don't look at it. Which feels false and weird, you know, to, like, look away.

[B]

Okay, really quickly.

[A]

Here we go.

[B]

It's a Christian. We gotta finish it.

[A]

Oh, boy. Here. Damn. You still over here? Talking to anybody that can hear. Rise of the silver bag. Get out of here.

[B]

I just can't. Man, I love that guy.

[A]

Oh, is that the guy that's like, we outside.

[B]

We outside.

[A]

Okay, I know that guy.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. Like, I was just telling Matt, like, they're like, how are we gonna do this thing in this coffee shop? The setup's weird. And I was like, I know a guy that does a. A show outside that people. It's called Outside.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And people just walk by the camera.

[A]

We outside.

[B]

And if you walk by the camera, they just talk shit to you.

[A]

Honestly, it was a great thing for Covid.

[B]

Oh, it's great. It's still a great show.

[A]

Because they were like, you know, you can't go outside. And he was like, we outside that.

[B]

No, but the thing is, they're always. They just outside, right? And that's. Matt's like, oh, we could do it outside.

[A]

I was like, it's too hot. And who's outside there?

[B]

Homeless people.

[A]

No, I don't know what it was here. All right, all right, all right. Let's get back. This is the craziest. Is such a short story. Can you read it?

[B]

It begins now. And we will be fulfilled when Jesus takes back the land deed lost by Adam. The book Ruth explains this more fully. We should. I don't even think I've ever read the. The book of Ruth in the Bible. It's one that I skip.

[A]

Cheers and Shalom. Respectfully. Kdb.

[B]

Kdb. Kdb.

[A]

What up? Kdb.

[B]

Yeah. That was a good story.

[A]

It was a great story. I wish I could have just got, like, one, because now her story is all mixed up with Lila.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

And also the. The accents of New Yorkian. It's. It's a whole mess now.

[B]

That was your fault.

[A]

Nancy, what did you think about that story?

[B]

And. And which one should we read next? Because I'm running low on time.

[A]

Nancy, answer those two questions.

[C]

Nancy, I like the story. And the next one, it's not. I don't know if it's appropriate, but he's a new subscriber. It's 912 Dream.

[A]

All right.

[B]

What do you mean by not appropriate?

[A]

Is it?

[C]

Well, you'll see.

[A]

All right.

[B]

I don't like the suspense. I mean, you could just tell Us? What you mean?

[A]

No, I like it. I just gotta. Can't just spoil it.

[C]

It's a short story.

[B]

Okay, all right, all right. But this is a Christian show. Just keep it in mind. So if it's not appropriate, you have to let us know beforehand.

[A]

No, it's. It's fine. I'm gonna let people tell their stories. We're not the one writing the stories.

[B]

What's your turn to read?

[C]

He means well, okay?

[A]

And that's important.

[B]

What does that mean?

[A]

He means well. Everybody knows what that means. He means well.

[B]

Yeah, but what are you bringing to the table here?

[A]

What's up top? And Raven, Wait.

[B]

No, it's on the screen. You could read it on the screen.

[A]

But you got a issue with taking things off the screen. Okay. All right.

[B]

Now, here's the thing, though, like, because.

[A]

Now we're gonna have. We're gonna get into. Let's go.

[B]

Let's say we're in the coffee shop.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And we're reading this.

[A]

Well, we wouldn't do. We agreed. We can't read this in the coffee shop. We also can't do Neff to America in the coffee shop.

[B]

It's fine. But what if we wanted to? Then we have to.

[A]

Well, we'd have to vet the story more. We have to say, Nancy, at least pick one that isn't grotesque.

[B]

I can't trust Nancy. Well, you can try and figure out the microphone function.

[A]

Well, that's true. And she does get up and walk away.

[B]

She's making noodles.

[A]

She just leaves. She makes noodles constantly.

[B]

All right, well, we'll try to read this one.

[A]

What's up top? And, Raven, what's up. Hi, dream.

[B]

What's it.

[A]

They didn't put a name.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

My Nancy Crush on it.

[B]

All right. What's the coffee shop? It's called the Standard Coffee Shop in Lady Lake, Florida. Florida. Go visit it.

[A]

You might see us there. But you'll definitely see Matt. Well, you might see me. He was sick yesterday. He had diarrhea.

[B]

I think he had diarrhea today. He smelled a little bit.

[A]

Oh, well, he's old.

[B]

He's getting up there.

[A]

Oh, my God. We have to boot the pores. How long has this show been going on?

[B]

I think we should leave it. It's fine.

[A]

I mean, you are just full of surprises.

[B]

Maybe if they.

[A]

I.

[B]

What I like about this is that they give Nancy a reason to exist. Sometimes they super chat. They could talk to Nancy and then she could read them to us. They don't. We don't really.

[A]

Well, they're not super chatting anymore.

[B]

They're not.

[A]

So. So we just boot them out. Give them.

[B]

Give them two more. Give them two more minutes.

[A]

Two more minutes and we'll kick him out.

[B]

It's crazy. Some people. Super chat. $5. It's like, just join the Patreon.

[A]

That's true.

[B]

It's like real dumb.

[A]

And you'd be, hey, that's not nice. Thank you for the $5.

[B]

No, kick them out.

[A]

We're kicking them out. Fine. Goodbye. Guys. Patreon.com.

[B]

They'Re making. They're making their case. They said please leave it.

[A]

Please leave it.

[B]

83. I don't know. I don't have a card, but if you have an address, I'll mail.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

What does any of this mean?

[A]

What are you mailing to us? Logical. Oh, we gotta get a PO Box.

[B]

Yeah, we gotta get a PO Box. Listen, I don't know.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

If we got.

[A]

If we got a PO Box, would you guys send us stuff?

[B]

You know, my mom is watching on. On YouTube right now, and she doesn't even. Patreon. I feel like kicking her out.

[A]

Boot her out. They're out of here. You're gone, guys. Patreon.com forward/neville squad. There's a. A single net in this room and it keeps flying around in my face.

[B]

Pavlov's Super Chat. Wait, they. They're. They're making a.

[A]

Making a case.

[B]

Nancy, they're making the case.

[A]

What do you think, Nancy? Nancy, what do you think?

[C]

Maybe they can stay.

[A]

Nancy. Soft spot for the pores today.

[B]

That's weird.

[A]

I don't know what to. I can't predict either of you two today.

[B]

I know it must be some kind of like. Nancy, what is it looking like astrologically?

[A]

Okay, here, let's do this. One round of rock, paper, scissors shoot. I win, we kick them out. You win, we leave them in.

[B]

What's the rules? Are we doing all right? So here's another thing. Guys, wait up.

[A]

Let's go ahead and rock, paper, scissors and shoot. What are you talking about? I'll push you out of my house.

[B]

I'm in my house. I'm in my house.

[A]

Look, you. You literally do it on shoot. That's the rules.

[B]

Nah, nah.

[A]

What are you talking about? What does the word shoot mean if it doesn't mean shoot?

[B]

Rock, paper, scissors says.

[A]

Never mind. I don't give a. Let him stay.

[B]

Shoot.

[A]

I'm not doing it that way. Rock, paper, scissors doesn't says anything.

[B]

Rock, paper, scissors. Nancy.

[A]

Nancy. Is it rock, paper, scissors, shoot, or Rock, paper, scissors says shoot?

[C]

I. I've never heard of the latter. I agree with.

[A]

Dude, that is an insane thing that I feel like you've made up to just mess with me because it's so dumb.

[B]

Hold on. Because now. Now there's a point that's got to be made.

[A]

Google will tell you that that is not a thing at all.

[B]

No, no, no, it's a thing.

[A]

Who are you calling?

[B]

I'm calling a friend.

[A]

I. This is not who Wants to Be a Millionaire if your friend's name isn't Google. I don't give a shit.

[B]

It doesn't. Honestly, it doesn't matter.

[A]

You're gonna call up somebody from. From a place with a dumb accent. I don't care what they have to say. We've already.

[B]

I've already made the case for New Jersey, so. And obviously. Look, my friend. Has this ever happened when you phone a lot? Like phone a lifeline?

[A]

Nobody ever answers my phone calls.

[B]

It's crazy.

[A]

Wild. Wild, dude. Nobody. That's. That's not a thing.

[B]

Are we doing this or not? Are we gonna do this or not?

[A]

No, no, I'm not gonna do it. If you says. Says. Let's keep reading. Okay. That's so stupid. I've never heard that before. Okay, so. So what's up top and Raven. That's all. Literally all we got on the screen. What's up top and Raven? I've got a dream.

[B]

Hurry up because I gotta go soon. I feel like we're in a loop.

[A]

I'd love to hear the drop. There you go. You got it. Anyway, I'm a new subscriber. Although I've been a lurker for a while. I was purposely a poor waiting for your episode on Spotify, so I should. I could get through my dark days at work. Anyways, that's not the point. I do have most of my spiritual encounters come back to me or come to me as dreams. I think what I will say.

[B]

Me too.

[A]

What I will say. I think you two have helped me more than any. Come back to Christ, man. That's a. Just a heavy. Just a heavy burden to carry.

[B]

Dumb sentence to say.

[A]

I think it's not. Next.

[B]

What does this say?

[A]

Rock, paper, scissors. Wait.

[B]

Play the sound. We can't even read it. But I'm excited. Nancy, please.

[A]

No, you're not. You haven't read it.

[B]

But we're waiting. There we go.

[A]

No name. Rico says. Oh yeah, that's right. I'm sorry, Nancy, I'm stealing your Job, please.

[B]

You're gonna have to. Blast you out of here.

[C]

Says top is gay.

[A]

Oh, you should have read that whole thing, dude. Damn, you just stepped in it.

[B]

Yeah. All right.

[C]

Thank you, Rico.

[B]

Thanks, Rico.

[A]

It's a crazy thing that any. Any like. That's such a stupid.

[B]

So you're just gonna let them hang out here?

[A]

Yeah, if it's what you don't want. At this point, I'm willing to. Yeah. Say we should keep them in here. Not until you at least concede that. That. Have you never played rock, paper, scissors?

[B]

It messes up the whole game if you don't do it.

[A]

If you go, rock, paper, scissors, and.

[B]

Then I go says. And I see rock.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It messes it up. You mess it up with the dumb that you made up. Anyway, that's not the point. I do have most of my spiritual encounters come to me as dreams. Oh, I'm sorry. We read this, Right? Okay. I bring this up because since five months ago is when I started listening to y' all. Heavy.

[B]

Heavy.

[A]

And that's also when my heavy dreams came back and brought me back to my faith. All right, very cool. Let's start with something you can make fun of. Nice.

[B]

We've been making fun of you for two paragraphs already.

[A]

No, we haven't really been. Well, a little bit, I guess. Hopefully it doesn't mean something more serious. Oh. It starts with people I don't know. Most of the time, I dream it starts with nonsense but ends with something that means something deep to me. Like I said, at first, I was doing things with people I maybe knew but didn't recognize. This part doesn't matter. But by the middle of the middle, I was with a woman that I don't recognize. Man, this guy's like. He's like, you want to have a stroke while you read? I knew her, though. Completely, okay? I helped her erect a tower.

[B]

Whoa.

[A]

Under her direction.

[B]

You're taking orders from women?

[A]

Damn, dude. Down bad? Not good. That look like those Indian floats with carvings all over them, but it looks like a pillar. Like a vimana. Is that what you're talking about? Like a famana? Like a flying dog. That's crazy. So a woman is telling you to build a vimana dog.

[B]

Don't do that.

[A]

That's crazy. When I was done helping this woman. I like how your mom calls. You can't.

[B]

You could. Super chat.

[A]

Hey, it's not messages for mom. Messages from mom.

[B]

Oh, have you seen this? To my mom. Let's show her. Right?

[A]

Oh, yeah. This is Your. Your here.

[B]

Though, because she'll be. She'll be mad about it.

[A]

No, we can't do the segment right. It's also. It's chronicles. We don't do the segment, and we.

[B]

Can do whatever we want.

[A]

We could, but you're telling me. You gotta leave soon. It looked like one pillar. When I was done helping this woman, she convinced me to flip the pillar over and make relations with this pillar from the bottom. Damn. You built it from Vimana. And she said, now flip it over and hit it from the back. Whoa. That's crazy weird. So I blapped. I blapped away. In my dream, I did this, and it felt like I was making love to a woman. Whoa.

[B]

In your dream?

[A]

I woke up. When. I woke up. When my girlfriend woke up. Was you blapping your girl.

[B]

What is going on here? Wait up. In my dream, I did this, and I felt like I was making love to a woman. I woke up when my girlfriend woke up. Why did your girlfriend wake up?

[A]

Because he was blapping her. Whoa.

[B]

That's actually kind of crazy, because now. Now you're getting into, like, Nathaniel Gillis. Tell it.

[A]

The. The. The. What was it the succubi that homeboy impregnated his wife with?

[B]

I think this would be an incubus.

[A]

But it's several stories from Merkel's where, like, a dude was like, oh. And she was like, don't ever do that to me again. He was like, I was exploring a cave. Yeah, I wasn't blapping you. And she's like, you were blapping me?

[B]

You was blapping? We've been. You've been blapping me?

[A]

I woke up when my girlfriend.

[B]

Work.

[A]

Woke up. I've been plagued with dreams since I was a kid. Most of them I've pushed down. But.

[B]

All right, we got so many of those.

[A]

So many dreams, dude. But the ones that I've had multiple times, multiple of same dreams. Exactly. I can't forget. I can give you more on that. Like, my hat man dreams that were the same.

[B]

Everybody interested in hat man dreams?

[A]

Well, I like a little man dream. But mainly I want to let y' all know, y' all help me come back to Christ. And I can't thank y' all enough for that. Well, y', all yalls welcome.

[B]

You from the south.

[A]

Did he write more? Scroll, scroll.

[B]

A little down scroll, scrolling. Oh, that's it.

[A]

Oh, come on. You were gonna tell us all about the stuff. Well, thank you, nameless blapper. I hope your girlfriend Was all right and not mad.

[B]

What is this?

[A]

What? What is it?

[B]

She's asking us to watch a video.

[A]

Messages from Mom.

[B]

If we do it.

[A]

Messages from Mom. We're gonna let the chat decide, guys. Messages for Mom. W's in the chat for. For messages from Mom. If we should. If we should do that. What did you think about that story, Nancy?

[B]

Yeah, I liked it.

[A]

I liked it. He said a lot of nice things about us.

[B]

Yeah, I thought the story was. No, I thought it was. I think I. I thought it was more esoteric, like hidden knowledge, than even he thought it was. Then even you thought it was. He's building a vimana in his dreams. He doesn't even know what it's called. It's a. It's a tower. It's one. Because the ones that Sean from Kingdom.

[A]

In Context was showing us, but obelisk or asherah pole. Logical idiot. Is it you? Were you the blapper?

[B]

Are you the guy that's telling us. All right, they want. They want messages.

[A]

A lot of. A lot of W's for messages from Mom. Also, I'd like to say, because Nancy, I realize, doesn't have access. Oh, we got to change the lighting, because now it's. We're in a different mode. Nancy doesn't know this because she doesn't have access to, like, all the. The. What would you call it? Clerical end of things. But the amount of praise that Nancy gets from all different platforms is actually quite high.

[B]

Disturbing, almost.

[A]

And. And she doesn't know that because I realized, like, after she's done with this show, you know, she just goes on about her life, which is certainly murdering people and. And burning their bodies, doing seances and all that kind of jazz. And I. I take it for granted because we get so much.

[B]

I have to release the Nancy shirt. I have it finished.

[A]

Why would you not. I forget.

[B]

I forget.

[A]

But, Nancy, did you know that people really love you?

[C]

No.

[B]

All right, good. Keep it that way.

[A]

All right. Don't let it get to your head, Nance.

[B]

All right, well, I guess we're doing this.

[A]

Don't be too excited.

[B]

We mix. We're mixing it up. Okay. This better be a banger.

[A]

I don't like this guy's face already.

[B]

If it's a flopper, we're cutting you off. As a matter of fact, if this is bad, this. This ends. The show ends.

[A]

No, it's only an L to the poor people.

[B]

Is this the one? I think this is the one. Here we go.

[A]

What do you call this game? I always grew up saying rock, paper, scissors, shoot. But all my friends from Long island say rock, paper, scissors. Say shoot. And apparently there's some deviants out on the west coast who say rock, paper, scissors without any shoot whatsoever. Every country has its own version, too. I'm in Korea right now, and they say kawi powi po, which means scissors, paper, rock. So what's going on? The first mention of the game. Dynasty. Ok, now hear me out. I'm willing to.

[B]

This is interesting. This is a good one.

[A]

I'm willing to drop mine if you're willing to drop yours and we both adopt kawhi powipo. Ok. Cowie powipo.

[B]

Cowie powipo. Slaps. We'll do it.

[A]

Bring it back. Let me make sure that's what he says. Kawi powie po. I'm in Korea right now, and they say kawi powi po, which means I like it. Cowie powipo. Do you just go on po?

[B]

This is what marriage is about. It's about compromise and agreement.

[A]

Well, he did say, and I just want to say real quick, Long island, which is literally so. So 1. One stupid island on the east coast. That is really a terrible place. And this is something you'll concede on a regular basis, except for when it comes to their accents. And. And. And then rock, paper, scissors, Shoot. Yeah, you'll go, don't care if it gets nuked. But it's rock, paper, scissors. Says shoot, but it's just this one shitty part of the world.

[B]

Rock, paper, scissors. And then you say shoot. What do you say? Rock, paper, scissors.

[A]

Paper, scissors, shoot.

[B]

Some people say he's right. Some people just say, rock, paper, scissors.

[A]

That's crazy.

[B]

One, two, boom.

[A]

So rock, paper, scissors.

[B]

Oh, it's almost admitting, like, it makes you want to throw scissors.

[A]

The difference of like, ready, set, go. That's what they're doing. Which kind of makes more sense.

[B]

All right, well, let's.

[A]

Let's finish west coast. But I like cowie powie po.

[B]

Where did it come from?

[A]

Scissors, paper, rock. So what's going on? The first mention of the game was from Ming dynasty China, where the frog beat the poison centipede, which beat the snake, which beat the frog that was borrowed into Japan, where they changed it to be the cloth, stone, and scissors, and then that was inconsistently translated and adopted in different places all around the world. You know, this is probably one of the few regionalisms that the Internet won't really affect because kids all learn the game so early on. That's so cool. All right, that guy's gay.

[B]

No answers.

[A]

We have a compromise. Calipal po is a compromise that I'm willing to make. And I have a feeling that it is a compromise that would make.

[B]

Look at this lie.

[A]

Of course, I only send good ones. Messages from mine.

[B]

Was it yesterday?

[A]

Well, the last one. You know what it is? She doesn't know.

[B]

Give the percentage. She doesn't give the percentage.

[A]

It was a 50. 50.

[B]

Don't tell her what it is. She can't know the parameters or. I don't think she could even understand the parameters if we. If we, like, even made ground rules for her. Continue doing what you're doing.

[A]

Well, no, I think maybe we should tell her what we're doing so that she.

[B]

She knows what we're doing. We can't tell her what we're looking for. It's the point.

[A]

We're just. We're looking for conspiracy stuff.

[B]

Keep sending. Keep doing what you're doing.

[A]

Now, Nancy, the. The compromise of cowie powipo. This pleases you greatly, does it not?

[C]

Yeah, I think it'll work. So is it cowie powy po Shoot.

[A]

No, no, no, no. Because that's an English word. Obviously. It's cowie powy Po.

[C]

Said shoot.

[A]

No, Nancy. Oh, Scott is asking to be adopted by Mama Lobby lobster. And I think that that is. You don't want that. Scott Ross. Paper, scissors blap.

[B]

No. Doesn't work.

[A]

I mean, it's good, but Cali powipo is great.

[B]

Rock, paper scissors says blap.

[A]

Don't like that one as much as I like rock, paper, scissors blap.

[B]

All right, I guess they're staying.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Because we can't play.

[A]

Back to square one. Bring up the thing. What we were reading. Did we get through this guy's stuff? Okay, thank you. Dreams. Nancy. Time for one more.

[B]

We were done with that. Yeah, I guess we're done with that. We got time for some more.

[A]

Okay, Nancy. Which one?

[B]

Which ones? Nancy?

[C]

Another short one.

[A]

Oh, I think I want a quality.

[B]

We'll do a medium one.

[C]

Okay, let me find.

[A]

Oh, wait up.

[B]

Can we read this one? There's a YouTube comment. I didn't read it.

[A]

Oh, it's just a YouTube.

[B]

I don't even know if we're allowed to say it.

[A]

It's long.

[B]

Is it long?

[A]

What? Dude, this is a. This is a YouTube comment.

[B]

Yeah, they put. All right, well, Nancy, what do you think? We're letting you run the show?

[C]

A YouTube comments. Fine. It's like half a page.

[A]

Well, okay.

[B]

All right, let's check Out.

[A]

You want to read that one?

[B]

Yeah, I'll read. I can read.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

All right, here we go. We're gonna format it, make it real nice so we can see it on the screen. Here we go. You like that?

[A]

It's fine.

[B]

It looks better than when we're looking at the phones. I think it probably does.

[A]

Do you guys like it better when we look at the screen and read, or when we look at our phones and read?

[B]

Don't answer that. All right, this says it was a YouTube comment, random one. And I was like, oh, interesting. This person doesn't even really like the show, but they just commented, and I was like, can I read? Can I read this on the show? They never answer, so I'm gonna read it on the show.

[A]

How do you know they don't like the show?

[B]

It didn't seem like they were interested in. They were just like, hey, this is like. Like, it was like they were talking. Like, they're talking to Nathaniel Gillis, I think, on.

[A]

On that. Oh, okay. By the way, guys, I think it's his channel. Chronicles. Nephilimdeathsquad.com if you want to submit your schizophrenic testimony. And one more time, just reminding you guys, on the 30th of October, we're doing a crossover live podcast on. On Halloween eve. I'm sorry. On Mischief night. Mischief night. Mischief.

[B]

Are we gonna wear costumes, or is that too pagan?

[A]

I would like to wear costumes.

[B]

What kind of. I.

[A]

We could at least wear our cloaks.

[B]

The cloak might. I mean, the cloak with this lighting would be cool.

[A]

It would be pretty cool.

[B]

And we could switch. All right, Wolf.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Oh, Nancy, what are we saying?

[C]

Rico says cowie power. Po. David loves the pole.

[A]

That's not nice. No name. Rico.

[B]

Okay, thank you. All right, so this is a YouTube comment on, I think, Nathaniel Gillis's video with us. Go check that. As a necromancer.

[A]

Oh, wait. I didn't finish what I was saying.

[B]

I don't care.

[A]

Mischief Night, we're gonna do a crossover podcast with Quite Frank, quite frankly. And if you have a really crazy story that you think would be good for a. You know, the day before Halloween, go ahead and send it to us. And if it's a banger, we'll save it for October 30th, and we'll. We'll do it. We'll do it live to a real big audience.

[B]

It'll be very fun. All right. I've always been really interested in these subjects. I'm 36, but I hadn't actually had any real experience with anything definitive, anything definitively supernatural before, that is, until December 22, 2024. Is there any significance? 12, 22, 24. That's not. That's just rude. Into the microphone.

[A]

I did a little bit to the side.

[B]

It was the craziest thing I've ever experienced. I was attacked in the night by what I can only describe as an incubus.

[A]

Damn. Everybody's getting.

[B]

Yeah. Incubus stuff. Yeah, man. We're in a culture of lust attempting to cause a nocturnal emission.

[A]

Whoa.

[B]

I guess this is a guy. This might be a dude trying to.

[A]

Get you to ejaculate.

[B]

Yeah. Because that, like, otherwise it would be. Unless it's piss, Right?

[A]

Well, you could make a piss.

[B]

Well, if it's a girl, it's just pee.

[A]

At least 90%.

[B]

Yeah. All right. All I can say is that it was as. Or even more real to the touch. As is the waking world. Unlike anything I've ever experienced by far. Obviously.

[A]

Obviously.

[B]

Obviously. Stupid. So I woke up pretty freaked out. This is obviously right before Christmas.

[A]

Obviously.

[B]

Obviously. Well, obviously, because it's December 22nd. You know, this isn't fair. They didn't write in to get mocked.

[A]

I think at this point that's, you know. You guys know what's up.

[B]

Well, yeah, you know what, silly? Behave in the YouTube chat, because we might just go ahead. That this is a. Keep you guys honest.

[A]

Oh, why? What do you. Oh, let it rip to the YouTube so that they can know, like, oh, you're on. You're getting put on blast. Keep talking comments.

[B]

Keep blapping at the mouth. We might read your stuff online.

[A]

Dog Black Lives.

[B]

You want. You want the attention?

[A]

Here it is.

[B]

Blip.

[A]

Blap. This show is dope because it releases dopamine in the brain. Oh, boy.

[B]

They like it. All right, so it's obviously right before Christmas.

[A]

Stupid.

[B]

Not to mention the winter solstice, no less. What is there a solstice for every season?

[A]

Is there a fall solstice at a spring solstice?

[B]

I don't know. We're doing stuff on the summer solstice.

[A]

So that was. Right. That was. That was an accident.

[B]

This is why I don't put much stock in numerology, because it's like, it could be any time. Like, they're like, did you know that Kobe Bryant did this on the 11th day, but his number is, like, 89 or something? I was like, yeah, but it could maybe just happen.

[A]

I feel like I wouldn't be, like, if somebody was like, did you see that? They did it on 4 23.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'd be like, that's a number. I guess that's a number now. I don't know, because I feel like you could do it. Like you could be like, ah, it's 423.

[B]

Every day's a number. But if you added it all up, up.

[A]

Four, five, six, nine. Nine is the number of something. I'm sure.

[B]

Nine, two threes.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

So I rolled over, grabbed my tablet, opened YouTube Equinox just to watch something, to chill out for a bit. It was around midnight, and at the top of my home feed was a live stream of that Christmas ceremony. The Pope was participating in it at. What is he. He was participating in. At that time in order to apparently open Those doors at St. Peter's how do you say?

[A]

This basilica in the Vatican. Yeah, this is where he was like. They. They called it portals.

[B]

The skin dude.

[A]

Yeah. And it was like the bald, smooth skin dude with like, no ears or whatever. And. Yeah, yeah, this is what he was open. And the news was like, the. The Pope will be opening four portals. And I'm like, portals? You mean doors. Why? You see portals?

[B]

Like, no, totally portals. He's opening portals. And there's a. There's a dude with no facial features right here next to him. He looks freaked out. So they were opening these for the first time since the year 2000.

[A]

Why?

[B]

What's been going on in that room?

[A]

Nothing. Hold on, hold on, hold on a second. Pillow bust down says I wake up humping my mattress nearly every.

[B]

Maybe he doesn't want this. Red.

[A]

Every night slash morning, I realize what's happening. Roll over to whatever. Blah, blah, blah. Never mind. All right, now get that off. That was a silly. I thought he was saying something great. All right, take it off.

[B]

Okay. All right, all right. He's just being facetious.

[A]

Maybe he's being fishy, sis.

[B]

All right, so not sure if there's any connection there, but that event was apparently happening at the same time that this freaky stuff was also happening to me. I don't know what the heck is going on here, but I've since had several encounters with this damn thing, at least five now in the months since. Since 2024. So this is, I assume. I mean, I don't know if there's a recent comment, but.

[A]

Wait, what, What, what, what did he have an encounter with. I'm confused.

[B]

The thing that wanted his nocturnal emission.

[A]

Oh, that wanted the juice. Yeah. Okay.

[B]

Yeah, it's trying to get that. That squirt oh, no. I've also had visions of these robed figures of light coming to me at night when I lay down, almost immediately after I close my eyes, so way before I've fallen asleep. Interesting. And these visions are like a TV screen in my head, super HD rendered in a bluish white light. They've been doing something to me that I can only describe as what feels like a type of electrocution. Pulling, sucking light up off my body.

[A]

Get those emissions.

[B]

Yeah, it's pretty intense. And it hurts. I've tried to rebuke it in the name of Jesus, and it has literally no effect.

[A]

Oh, that's it. Interesting.

[B]

Is this something. Maybe it's physical.

[A]

Yeah, like astral projectors, you know, witches. That kind of jizzy jam.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. My intention isn't to freak anyone out here, but I'd really like to know if there's anyone else out there who. This is.

[A]

Who.

[B]

Who has also been experiencing anything similar to this that only just started happening to them since the last winter solstice that also had previously never experienced anything whatsoever like this in the past. Please and think. Thank you, guys. I'm actually glad that I read this.

[A]

It doesn't seem like he does. They don't like the show. I don't know. It just.

[B]

It felt disrespectful the way they were like, I'm not asking you. Like, they seem like they're asking Nathaniel, and I think they still are.

[A]

I don't even think they said. I'm not asking you. What is it?

[B]

It just felt that way.

[A]

They didn't even say that it felt. See, this is. You get all. All. Look at you. Nasty.

[B]

It was implied.

[A]

You get nasty.

[B]

It was implied that they didn't care what you thought.

[A]

All right, well.

[B]

Well, we don't have any good input anyway, so I get it.

[A]

Yeah. And I don't know what to tell.

[B]

You, so saying this carpet feels great. Try Yeshua.

[A]

Oh, maybe that's the problem.

[B]

No, I. I mean, you know, we had this idea with fringe where it might actually be something more physical.

[A]

Right. Well, you have this. This concept of. Of witches and. And their friends astral projecting into your house and all that kind of jazz. And. And also, I saw something the other day where somebody posted. They thought they had been seeing this cloaked entity, like, on their property. And he's like, now this proves it. And it's a. It's a. What do you call those? Like a game camera. Is that what it's actually called? And it's looking at, like, the tree line and his cars parked there. And all of a sudden you see like this thing just. Just doing the rounds over his car over and over and over again. And he thinks it's a paranormal entity. But I'm looking at it and I'm like, that looks like a dude with night vision goggles who's totally cloaked and is like doing something to your car. And so, you know, I'm just saying, if it is a dude trail cam. Thank you, Elohim.

[B]

I don't know what this person said, but I'm. I've been meaning to go to Applebee's.

[A]

Tj Blaps and blapplebees.

[B]

He just said blapplebees.

[A]

I haven't been to Blapple Bees and I mean Applebee's in a long time. Blacklebees is a great name. I haven't been there in a long time.

[B]

And I mean, it's like, you know you're gonna get diarrhea.

[A]

Well, it's just like, if you're constantly given the choice between Blacklebees and chilies, why would you not choose chilies?

[B]

They're right next to each other. It's crazy. That's why I haven't been in a long time. But I'm like, I should go. Endless Apps probably right?

[A]

They probably still got that Olive Garden is not too far from Chili's. And I'm like, be careful.

[B]

Demons in those bathrooms gonna keep going.

[A]

That was actually a pretty scary.

[B]

Yeah, so that was a great. Yeah, that was a great submission.

[A]

What'd you think about that, Nancy?

[B]

Well, actually, we don't have to ask her what she thinks about. I don't even.

[A]

I want to ask her what she thinks about. What do you think about it?

[B]

Okay.

[C]

It was interesting.

[B]

Not impressed. Not impressed. Nancy, I think we got time for like, maybe one more.

[A]

Let's do it again, man.

[B]

Let's do it again. Roll the. Is there a way to roll dice? Like, I feel like we should get like a 20 because that's basically divination. Is that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

If we roll. Nancy, is that divination? If we rolled dice to see what we read. I didn't think that was. I thought that was just.

[A]

I think so if you do it with like one of those Dungeons and Dragons 20 sided die.

[B]

Yeah, but we need more options than just six, right? I mean, well, maybe it feels like.

[A]

Everything that we get two dice and then all of a sudden you have or to die.

[B]

Yeah, but then you'll never get one.

[A]

Through Six, you have one through.

[B]

You'll never get one.

[A]

You could get one. Two. Never get zero. You never get one. You could get. You could get. You can get anywhere from 2 to 12.

[B]

All right, well, Nancy, which one do you think? Nancy, if you use just your brain. Just your Asian brain.

[A]

Well, she does a lot of divination, so.

[B]

Pick your favorite one, Nancy. I don't care the length. We're gonna do it.

[C]

All right, favorite. Well, what if it's 15 pages?

[B]

Whoa, that's not your favorite one. Be Nancy.

[A]

Be realistic.

[B]

Be reasonable, Nancy.

[A]

Okay, fine. Is the 15 page one good?

[C]

I enjoyed it.

[B]

Okay, but we can't. We simply.

[A]

It's.

[C]

Yeah. How about 8? 14? Joseph. It's only one page.

[B]

Joseph Yosef with the.

[A]

We might be able to do two then. Hey, topping Raven. Oh, call me Joseph, considering it's my name. Hello.

[B]

Hello, Joseph.

[A]

Joseph. I've been a fan and a patron for a while now. Hell yeah, dude.

[B]

Yeah. Are you listening right now?

[A]

It says since at least nephew America was a regular thing. Okay. Single net, dude, is killing me. Love the direction you're taking the show. Thank you. We've been a little bit rocky lately.

[B]

What direction exactly?

[A]

Well, I. I want to say this. We've been a little chaotic, and we've been a little bit loose.

[B]

Lucy goosey.

[A]

Little loosey goosey. I think we need to dial it in a little bit.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I think we've been getting a little carried away, saying some choice words, maybe making some illusions. Yeah. And I think we could maybe not do that so much.

[B]

Okay. But. But then I said it and you were like. You did, like, the Matt thing.

[A]

I don't think I did that.

[B]

You did. You were like. We said, it's a Christian show, but it was a joke. And I was like. But I wanted.

[A]

No, I didn't say it was a joke. I said that pulling out the gun.

[B]

Oh, that's not funny.

[A]

I think it's funny. That's why I do it.

[B]

Well, let's keep reading it.

[A]

My story isn't too interesting. What the hell, Nancy?

[B]

Yeah, you said this was an interesting one.

[A]

All right, fine. But it shaped the way I live my life for the better part of 20 years. Hearing top talk about his dog, man, and the whole concept of just not looking sparked me to write this. I grew up with divorced parents. They split when I was two. My whole childhood. In early teenage years, I was living full time with my mother and her fiance, which is French for husband to be. And would see my dad on weekends when I was Nine. We moved houses from a small unit into a three bedroom house on a bit of property on the outskirts of town. It was the first time me and my brother had our own rooms.

[B]

Okay, cool.

[A]

The first few years of living there was fine. Nothing out of the ordinary. When I was 12, on the night before my 13th birthday, I decided if I go to bed earlier, I will fall asleep earlier. And sleep is like time travel to my birthday. Yes. This is sound like that's a dude.

[B]

Same. Yeah, same. I would do the same thing.

[A]

And it's true. And it is.

[B]

Yeah. I tell my kids that. I'm like, hey, listen, if you just go to sleep, like tomorrow's fast.

[A]

It's here now. Basically, it's here now. You only know you can skip ahead.

[B]

He's got to get through some of those horrific dreams.

[A]

Yeah. It was around 7pm That I went to. That's jarring. It was around 7pm that I went to bed determined to sleep. I don't have a memory of falling asleep, but that's common. That used to actually bug me out.

[B]

Not remembering when you fell asleep.

[A]

Yeah, like I would be like, you know, I, I, I know I fall asleep, but I can never remember the moment. And I don't know, kind of troubled me a little bit for a while when I was a kid. And I would remember like thinking about it a lot. Like I'm gonna try to remember falling asleep. But yeah, it's just like a thing you don't remember, you know, since it's not something that you can kind of.

[B]

They're asking if we're talking about time travel. Time travel.

[A]

Time travel. This is in Matt. The Bible study with Matt.

[B]

You talking.

[A]

This is nephilim. Hey, man, we're trying to do better. Drop. You said the F word.

[B]

That's just dumb though.

[A]

It is dumb. Yeah. You know what it is? It's dumb. You're right. What I do remember is waking up at 3:12am so dumb. Time travel. Opening the blinds that were by my bed for seemingly no reason since I never did it before and definitely never did it afterwards. This kid just wakes up at 3:12 and opens up his blinds. What I saw was a clear outline of a man or something as big as a man. Whoa. Pressed up against my window. He's getting ready to blap you up.

[B]

Damn. Pressed up.

[A]

Pressing up on you.

[B]

Pressed up against the window.

[A]

That's what you don't. You go to prison and they press up on you. You don't. You're gonna get blapped.

[B]

We Might be overusing the word blap.

[A]

It's a fun word.

[B]

Yeah, but it's fun for a while.

[A]

I feel like, look, he said 3am is blappy hour. Damn, that's funny, Z man. Damn, that's funny.

[B]

I feel like blap is like something that only we find funny. Like if. If we say it in real life. Let's try it. We'll say it.

[A]

Let's just use it a couple of times.

[B]

My wife thinks it's funny, but what does she know?

[A]

That's true. She just thinks I'm funny.

[B]

Just like you're so funny.

[A]

Yeah, but what do we do? What do we do? Where do we go?

[B]

We got a stress life. We gotta stress test it.

[A]

We got stress test flat.

[B]

Just say it to people.

[A]

What do we do? Just like, hey, blappity blap.

[B]

No, that's stupid. There's ways to disguise it within context. You're like, man, I just got hit in the head. Blap right in the head lap.

[A]

Or you go, not feeling too good. And they go, what's the matter? I just feel all blapped up.

[B]

Raven's wife said it was a pity laugh.

[A]

Damn it, dude.

[B]

All right, let's finish.

[A]

What I do remember is Waking up at 3:12am Opening the blinds that were by my bed and. Oh, I'm sorry. What I saw was a clear outline of a man or something as big as a man pressed up against my window.

[B]

See, like, pressed up can't be blabbed. I mean, what does blap even mean? It takes away from the meaning.

[A]

Well, no, I'm saying. I didn't say blapped up against my window. I said, he's gonna. He's getting ready to blap you up.

[B]

Because that sounds aggressive. I like. All right. I mean, I guess we could use it in that context as well. It's just. I'm trying to be a little more careful with my words, mister.

[A]

Nobody says blap is. Nds verbiage can only be used in house. It's not for.

[B]

It's not necessarily for us. It's for everybody.

[A]

Max Meek says if I'm not allowed to speak, then my energy goes elsewhere.

[B]

I don't know what that. Oh, hi, Max.

[A]

Hey, Max. I don't know what he means. I had a light freaking out in the chat, you know.

[B]

Now, now. Now I'm a little. This is like, if you're not.

[A]

I know. I want to go through the chat. Like, what was he saying?

[B]

Now we're going through the chat, we're gonna.

[A]

He just says, hey, dude. And ladies. And then he goes, my dreams are amazing. Was buying a 1.99 blender at a very nice Goodwill last night. All right.

[B]

He does. And then what else does he say?

[A]

He goes. And he goes, nothing.

[B]

You should be highlighting this. And then. Then he goes, hey, yo, if I'm not allowed to speak, I'm gonna lose it. My energy is going somewhere else.

[A]

He's like, I'm coming to your house to kill you.

[B]

In real life, this chat. Oh, the chat's dead. On his join the Patreon, you spent like 50. He spent a hundred dollars the other day.

[A]

Look, look. Look at the chats from just within the last minute.

[B]

It is literally the black minute.

[A]

The black minute. It's all the Patreon.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

People wonder, like, who we're talking to.

[B]

We're talking to the Patreon.

[A]

The Patreon is the most bumpiness chat either. Bumpiness chat. Of all of the. You know, of all the things. Of all the. The platforms.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. So he was pressed up against my window. I had a light outside of my bedroom window, and the garden was illuminated. Yet this. His figure. Figure had no features at all. Okay, so he could see. It was like illuminated, but he couldn't see.

[B]

Was it open up doors in the Vatican? Oh, language.

[A]

The blap trion. Yes. Thank you, Hicktown. Honey. See, everybody's using it, and I want to use it.

[B]

It's. You guys got to be careful with it because look at that.

[A]

This is the last few comments. Blap nation. The Patreon is straight blapped top blapster and blackfid. This is the best, dude. The Patreon is the best. And I just wanna. Okay, so.

[B]

Okay. But here's the thing, though. Yeah. Oh, wait. Man for manproo said he was drunk. Man for you were drunk when you sent that money. That was on a Sunday morning.

[A]

Oh, my God. Manproo. What the heck is going on?

[B]

Dude, I really like the chat. I like. I like the people in the chat.

[A]

It's pretty. It's a little concerning.

[B]

I like him over there. And.

[A]

And if he wasn't east coast, it was even earlier.

[B]

Dr. Blapenstein. I don't want to overuse it.

[A]

It.

[B]

I don't want to overdo it. And then.

[A]

But they don't look like they're overdoing it. They're just crushing. They're having so much fun with the blap blap blap blappy. Hands.

[B]

Okay, all right, all right. This is. Is this bad audio? Can somebody.

[A]

I have no idea.

[B]

Comment. Comment to us if you think this is bad. I don't know how people listen to.

[A]

This even if it is bad audio. We're giving you, like, so many because. Because it's so different than nds, right?

[B]

Yeah, we're giving you a lot. So we're allowed to, like, screw around.

[A]

Yeah, dude.

[B]

On the podcast format.

[A]

I don't regret it. The money. What did he say? Go up. I want to see what, man Bruce said. I don't regret it. The money. Sending or drinking in the a.m. yeah, I'm West Coast. He was three hours.

[B]

You're drinking at, like, 5am Bro.

[A]

What the hell's going on in your life, dude? What's going on? Unbelievable.

[B]

I've blapped it out completely. Okay.

[A]

John Galt the Baptist. Okay. I let go of the blinds, ran into my brother's room, and slept on the floor for the rest of the night. His floor for the rest of. Nothing else happened or has happened to me since, but to this day, I don't look out any windows if the blinds or curtains are shut. If I don't look, it doesn't exist.

[B]

That's right.

[A]

Top Lops's dog, man. That's it. God bless.

[B]

Yeah, you right.

[A]

Thank you, Joseph. Sorry it took so long to get through that.

[B]

Tards must now use blapanese when speaking.

[A]

Corey Pori Po. What is it? I don't know how it goes anymore.

[B]

Our next guest is going to be like, what is this chat talking about? We have. Actually, we have a Topher gardener coming back tomorrow. I'm excited. Oh, Topher's coming very early in the morning. That's nice. Yeah, let. Let her address that. I want to read one more quick one, because I still do have a.

[A]

Little bit of time. Okay. All right.

[B]

A little bit of time. But Nancy's. Nancy's got to play sounds, read a chat, and then pick another. Oh, there she goes.

[C]

Rico says I'm now Rico the blaptist. Thanks, Top. And Raven, by the way, I'm in Patreon, too. I'm just donating to the black progation.

[A]

Like congregation, thank you very much.

[B]

Yeah, like congregation, thank you very much.

[A]

No name Rico or Rico the blaptist. I appreciate that. I appreciate that.

[B]

Very cool. The blab sure is near.

[A]

The blab sure is near. We now have to have a Get blab shirt. Like, it has to. We have to have a shirt get black. Get blacked. It just like doesn't mean. What does it mean? It doesn't mean anything.

[B]

I just like the shirt that says just like, real, like this big, like, right. Right here, and it just says blap.

[A]

I like that.

[B]

Real, like. And people go, what does that mean? It's like. You know what that means? You watch the show?

[A]

Yeah. Blap. Like, it has our logo on the chest, and then underneath it just says blap. Blaptaria. Damn.

[B]

What's blapping in what? Blapping?

[A]

The black for me.

[B]

Oh, this is black.

[A]

This is black for me.

[B]

Okay, Nancy, we need another. Nancy, we need another story because we just are losing our minds.

[A]

Chop chop, Nancy.

[C]

Eight, 21, Mexican, Catholic. You've mine.

[B]

Thank you for. Thank you for picking that. What does that mean? What the hell do you. What mean by that, Nancy?

[A]

Is that a brown joke? You know, I think she's getting fed up with our shit.

[B]

Yeah, no, you know what? It's. It's getting weird, too. Like, people have been making a lot of brown jokes at me.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And it's fine.

[A]

I mean, I. I like it. I like when people make you upset.

[B]

Blaphamet.

[A]

Blap from that.

[B]

All right. Blap from that. Yeah.

[A]

Hey, guys.

[B]

My name is Izzy.

[A]

Hi, Izzy.

[B]

Same Izzy we interviewed?

[A]

Probably not.

[B]

There's probably more of them. Let me see the. Skip to the bottom. No. All right. I've been contemplating sharing for a while. A while now. But it seems that my experiences are very similar to many people who submit. So we're just going to read the same crap over and over?

[A]

Nancy, what we do, it don't get. It's not crap. We're helping people.

[B]

We're helping.

[A]

I like doing it because people that have weird experiences, they might not know our whole body of work. They just might hear one episode and they might go, oh, my God. Other people have this same strange experience that I have, and they use Jesus Christ to get out of it.

[B]

I'm just trying not to get.

[A]

Don't get upset.

[B]

Whatever happened to our children's book?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Dude.

[A]

You're gonna now help the church with their audio. Like we do a lot. Well, don't be late. That's brown time. Touche. Pingaling a ding ping a ling ding.

[B]

All right, all right. I grew up in a Catholic. I grew up Catholic, in a Mexican. Mexican household with many fam. Many family members.

[A]

27.

[B]

You know how they do it?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

They'd be in that house blabbing, just smelling. Stanking.

[A]

No, Mexican households smell good.

[B]

They Smell like food. Like food.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Mexican food.

[A]

Which is good.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I did see something recently where somebody was just like, can we stop pretending that this brown food is good?

[B]

Like, it's pretty good.

[A]

It actually is good. Like, I don't know what you. I get it. You want to get upset about white erasure and stuff.

[B]

Stuff. But it's worth the price of admission.

[A]

Let's not lie, though, because it is good Indian food. Indian food is like something like. Like. Like butter chicken.

[B]

Indian food is the exaggerated, disgusting version of Mexican. Like the Indian phenomenon is now. Yeah. I don't want to get into, like, race relations.

[A]

Do you like Indian food?

[B]

Oh, that's a good question. I don't think she does.

[A]

Oh, wait, wait. I want to say she goes, it's all right.

[C]

I like the kind that the British people make.

[B]

The British people?

[A]

What does that mean?

[B]

I don't know what that means, Nancy.

[A]

Food.

[C]

But it's clean and it's fancy and it's tasty.

[A]

Oh, you mean, like, they. She just means, like, I like when they wash their hands and don't touch my food with their hands.

[B]

That's a given. Another question, Nancy. Nancy, you're dating a guy. He says, I'm bringing you to an Indian restaurant. What do you say? First date?

[A]

You hopping in the Tacoma and off roading on your way there, or is it a hard pass?

[B]

Are you preparing the kill room?

[C]

I'd go depending on the restaurant.

[B]

She's cool. All right, here we go. What are we saying here? All right, so he grew up as a devout Catholic. He did his first communion confirmation and partook in the Eucharist. But I believe where my story is slightly different.

[A]

What's the Eucharist? It sounds crunchy.

[B]

The Eucharist is.

[A]

Sounds like Yuka.

[B]

That's the stuff that comes out after you give birth. That black stuff.

[A]

Oh, some people fry that up and eat that.

[B]

It's like a bag. But it's high in nutrition.

[A]

So that's what they're eating.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So it sounds like crispy yucca.

[B]

But his story begins in a different spot. It's slightly different than what I believe the Kabbalah goes hand in hand with Mexican Catholicism. It does. Hand in hand with Catholicism in general.

[A]

I didn't know that there was like. Like Mexican Catholicism.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. It's with the saints.

[A]

Oh, so this is where we get Santeria?

[B]

This is where you get something? Well, I mean, yeah, it's. It's mixed up like Our lady of Guadalupe, and there's like, a lot of, like, Mother Mary veneration. But it's like Mexican Mary.

[A]

I got a lady, by the way, who I've not been saying anything to her yet, but she keeps tweeting at me and basically saying, like, you know, I am the goddess and my time is coming. And she's kind of like insane and kind of like. And she's totally insane. And I go like, she. She'll say something insane, and I just don't have it in my heart because she's. What does it say? Mexican Catholicism is like saying black crime. It's just crime. So. But. But I'm. I'm holding on to this thing because I keep going to her page and I'm like, you know, when somebody's crazy, you immediately go, what do you look like?

[B]

Right, sorry. An ex anorexic dyslexia says Santa Muerte. That's like, strong crossovers with Mexican Catholicism. The. The occult, Satanism. What is it? The cartel?

[A]

Oh, yeah, cartel. Yeah, big time cartel.

[B]

And I might be misspeaking here because I'm not Mexican, but, yeah, I gotta.

[A]

Look into it because I remember a long time ago learning that even, like, the Bloods and Crips had, like, like satanic at the top of it because they actually do have. Like. The pentagram is associated with the Bloods, and the Crips have a symbol that's associated with them. And you go, wait a second. Those are esoteric symbols.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Why are you doing that? Like, they even do a thing with their finger. This. Black people are very talented.

[B]

I used to do it.

[A]

No, not the blood thing. They make, like, a pentagram with their fingers.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

And I'm like, oh, that's crazy.

[B]

That is weird. Do you think it means as much when they do it?

[A]

I don't think the spirits are as happy.

[B]

Yeah, they're like, this is low iq. Anti Semitism.

[A]

This isn't good.

[B]

Okay, so I believe this may have something to do with the Spanish going to Mexico and most Mexicans having Sephardic Jews in their bloodline. So maybe a long tradition that was brought over. That's interesting. This guy's getting anti Semitic here. That's fine. It's allowed.

[A]

I'll allow it.

[B]

But be careful. Be careful, though. As a kid, me and my siblings were always visiting witch doctors for cleansings. What the. We wore.

[A]

That's crazy. So you're Catholic, but you're constantly going to witch doctors for cleansing?

[B]

We wore red bracelets and amulets.

[A]

Crap, man.

[B]

I like this story. Good choice, Nancy.

[A]

Oh, that's cool. Sancho says join great Pilled podcast Patreon for exclusive gang and esoteric symbolism. That's cool.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, Very cool.

[A]

We got to have him back on the show soon.

[B]

We're creating a team, as it were. As it were. I think. Yeah. This he would be in. In.

[A]

Don't tell him that we're thinking about it, but we would love to add the Gray Pill podcast to what we're doing. Don't tell him because I don't want.

[B]

To know what we're doing.

[A]

We don't know what we're doing. And I don't want him to, like. I don't want it to go to his head and for him to get all right about it. But I'm thinking about, like, he would be a really good addition to what we're doing. Right. But just don't tell them because it's going to get weird.

[B]

For some reason, we would fall sick every time we'd visit Mexico, and it was always attributed to witchcraft. Yeah, dude. In Mexico, this type of stuff is common, like the stories of old woman turning into owls and people encountering the devil. Mexico is a crazy place. We need to get more Mexican stories because it's like, it's legit crazy.

[A]

You know who I would like? You know how, like, one of the things I did, like, Jimmy Kimmel has, like, a short film, like, fat Mexican guy that he, like, uses and abuses.

[B]

Yeah. What's his name?

[A]

It doesn't matter. I'd like one we'd like.

[B]

Well, we have a very tall Asian.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But she's like, you know, she's. She's clicking away.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

With her skinwalker hands laughing away. But I want, like, one that just.

[B]

Sits in the room in the corner.

[A]

Yeah. Maybe get them like a little. You know how they sell tiny sofas for children? Yeah, yeah. One of those. Like a tiny armchair for babies.

[B]

We'll work on that.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

All right. My youngest sibling has a different dad, but his grandma was one of these women in these stories. The actual story goes to what? To hat the neighborhood that.

[A]

The neighborhood.

[B]

The actual story goes that the neighborhood kids saw an owl land and was watching them, so they beat it up.

[A]

That's awesome.

[B]

That's Mexican.

[A]

That's so mad. They beat an owl's ass.

[B]

How do you even do that?

[A]

Well, imagine an owl's there to. To curse you and to be, you know, the spirit of Lilith and all this, and you just go punch it in his head.

[B]

The next day, my brother's grandma came out of her house. With the same injuries.

[A]

Pillow bust down says Jewel. Show already has the top lobster production stinger at the beginning. We're just not.

[B]

We're really not doing a good job at, like, making it. Making makes sense, tying it together.

[A]

We're. We're getting somewhere. Something is happening. What I notice about this show is we have a lot of ideas, things, and then God goes almost. Not exactly, but almost here. And then something just opens up, and it kind of rhymes with what we wanted to do.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then we just start, like, we like to go. Like we're working hard, and it's like kind of we're just falling down a path. Like, a path opens up, and we're standing at the top of the hill and then just tumbling down it. Yes.

[B]

That's. That's pretty much the entire show.

[A]

Yeah, dude. It really is.

[B]

All right, so I. I agree with you guys that this is more common than we think. Like I told you earlier, we grew up in a home with many family members. They, like, keep saying many.

[A]

He's like, many.

[B]

There's a lot. Yeah, it's this house.

[A]

Oh, maybe he means, like. Like. Like Manny. Like Emmanuel family members.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Like Manuel.

[B]

Like Manny being Manny. Yeah, a lot of Manny's in this house.

[A]

There's Manuel, there's Emmanuel.

[B]

We saw this stuff a lot, and it was pretty normal. Another instance instance was when one of my aunts left her husband and ran off with someone younger. When they were cleaning out her room, they found a shrine with a picture of her husband. This explains why he never left her, even though she would do him dirty.

[A]

Damn. She was doing witchcraft, dude, I'm telling you, like, is what's happening to my dad.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, I did something that, like, every time I think about it, I'm like, how crazy is that? That my father is being actively subjected to witchcraft?

[B]

Yeah, dude, it's not crazy at all. This is a fairly common. Is there a lot of mannies in his house?

[A]

Yeah. I mean, if I showed you some pictures of me and my family in his house, he'd be like, Manny, Manuel, Emmanuel. Yeah.

[B]

There's a way to break the curse. We got to figure it out.

[A]

Oh, that's hard. That's hard. I don't know what that looks like. Killer.

[B]

No. All right, all right.

[A]

I'm just spitballing.

[B]

Nah, you can't do that.

[A]

It's a joke.

[B]

This is a Christian.

[A]

The comedy show. Christian comedy show.

[B]

I have many more stories, but I will wait until a later time. But it involves the ghost, possibly Lilith, and more Witchcraft. I love your guys show. I feel like I found my people because you guys in the community are putting together all these types of, of things together. You guys are blapping continually into my, my ear holes, and I, I'm enjoying it. This is what he says.

[A]

That's what he says. That's what he goes on to say.

[B]

I was at Bohemian Grove.

[A]

Oh, let's go. Yeah.

[B]

Mexican Izzy. Did we meet? Yeah.

[A]

Are you Mexican?

[B]

But I'm an introvert, so I was too shy to say what's up? That's kind of.

[A]

Don't be shy.

[B]

Well, we're never gonna do it again.

[A]

So we're literally losers.

[B]

Dude, dude, you can't, you can't do that anymore. This is not what we're doing, all right?

[A]

We're uncool.

[B]

No, we've had enough of. We've had enough of it, but it's not what we're doing anymore. Say it. Say it to the people. It's a Christian show, but I'll definitely be at the next one. I also live in Tampa, so if you guys ever do local gatherings, I will be there as well. See, this is what I'm talking about with the coffee shop. Coffee, coffee. We could do live shows at the coffee shop. And Manuel will show up.

[A]

His name's not Manuel.

[B]

What is his name?

[A]

No, Izzy.

[B]

Izzy will show up. He won't say hi, but he'll show up.

[A]

Yeah, Yeah, I think it's a great idea.

[B]

Also, my brother listens to the show too, and he says Raven should turn his show into a colon show hybrid where you can discuss these types of things.

[A]

I can't let you people get close to me. And, and I just. Right now, it's like, I just don't have time to do.

[B]

If you understood the amount of stress that that sentence just put on him. Yeah, it's like a call in show. Like, they actually talk to me.

[A]

Well, I think I had, like, somebody call in one time to a show, and they talked a lot, I think, and I was down.

[B]

Honey, I love it.

[A]

Say whatever words. Yeah, I don' I I kick around the idea, like I, I, you know, timeline cleanses is for the people indefinitely put to bed until we have some sort of an external thing.

[B]

I'm not gonna do exorcism.

[A]

No, no, I'm not gonna do it in your house. I'm not gonna be like, hey. And he's like, no, you can, it's fine.

[B]

You can't do it in the coffee shop either.

[A]

No, I can't do it. In the coffee shop.

[B]

Coffee, Coffee.

[A]

I don't know. We'll figure it out.

[B]

We're gonna get a fourth camera. We have to figure these things out. You could still do it. You could still. Yeah, we really need. We need a third studio, guys, if you're rich.

[A]

It's just crazy because. Like this this week. What do we do? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Tomorrow. How many numbers?

[B]

A lot of.

[A]

How many episodes do we have tomorrow?

[B]

One.

[A]

Just one. Eight episodes this week.

[B]

Blapping.

[A]

Black, black, black, black.

[B]

Thanks, guys, for your time. Keep doing what you guys are doing. There's no commas, no periods. I feel like you guys are gonna blow up because you guys are touching on these subjects.

[A]

It says subjects. What happened? What was the pause for? It says for dramatic pause, subject. Okay.

[B]

I like to. I wanted to see if you would jump in, and I wanted to see how long it took. It was, like, two seconds. Did you hear it, Nancy?

[A]

I like what logical idiot says scroll up. He goes, buy a nightclub. Rent a nightclub during the day.

[B]

Rent a nightclub during the day. The sound system's already set up. Yeah, but it's filled with demons.

[A]

Oh, the demons from the blapping.

[B]

Yeah. We can't do nightclubs. It's got to be a place that's light and airy, like a place that's real good. Blaptown. Honey wants us to go to her basement. No, no.

[A]

You could do Santeria on us.

[B]

I simply won't do it.

[A]

Santeria.

[B]

Santa Muerte.

[A]

Santa Muerte. Anas.

[B]

You're trying to do balapticisms. No, we're not doing any of this stuff. We're not gonna do it. We're gonna. We're gonna figure it out.

[A]

We're not gonna walk into your traps.

[B]

We're gonna get some wealthy donors. I'll call. I'll call General Flynn again, and we'll get it all squared away. But I think that's all the time that I'm gonna do today. Nancy, tell the people where they can find you, where you're at. Tell them your website and your plugs.

[A]

Go.

[C]

Chronicles, nds.gmail.com.

[B]

That'S it.

[A]

Keep changing.

[C]

You keep changing it.

[B]

No, it's both of them. We got all those things.

[A]

They can send it anywhere.

[B]

They want your home address. Don't tell them that.

[A]

It sounds like what I imagine she's doing is she's got, like, a knife and she's carving us.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And this. And the stone is in the shape of, like, something horrifying, like us, maybe. And she's got little stone idols of us and she's carving them and she's cursing.

[B]

Well, she was gonna. You know what she was gonna send us, right?

[A]

A lock of your hair that you were gonna be really confused about how she got.

[B]

No, she probably has that, but. No, she was gonna. Do you want to tell them what you're gonna send us or should we just end it? I don't want to make her uncomfortable.

[A]

What was she gonna say? Us.

[B]

She has cool stuff and I kind of wanted it, but I was like, I don't know if I really want that.

[A]

Tell us what it was, Nancy. You told us yesterday and I've forgotten everything.

[C]

I don't want to say Nancy.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

She is just full of secrets.

[B]

That's all right, guys. We'll be back tomorrow with Topher Gardener. So just show up. It's gonna be a fun one, but it's not going to be anything like this.

[A]

Yeah, it's gonna be good.

[B]

It's gonna be good. It's gonna be great. Ready?

[A]

Was this good?

[B]

Rock, paper.

[A]

No, wait, wait. The greatest hypnotist on planet Earth is.

[B]

A oblong box in the corner of the room. It is constantly telling us what to believe is real.

[A]

You can persuade.

[B]

What they see with their eyes is what there is to see on because they'll face of an explanation that portrays the bigger picture of what and they have.