I'm gonna Guam: Neph 2 America

Summary

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Nephilim Death Squad: "I'm gonna Guam: Neph 2 America"

Podcast by TopLobsta Productions
Date: October 25, 2025
Hosts: TopLobsta & Raven

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Episode Overview

In this episode of Nephilim Death Squad, hosts TopLobsta (TopLobsta Productions) and Raven return to their signature blend of irreverent banter, Christian conspiracy inquiry, and unpredictable detours. Framed as "cultural commentary for the end of days," the episode explores censorship in Christian media, recent conspiracy happenings (including visions, prophecy, and sky anomalies), the “Wormwood” asteroid prophecy, and listener interactions. The tone blends biting satire, self-deprecation, authenticity, and a hint of spiritual unease.

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Key Topics & Discussion Points

1. Blue Letter Bible Drama and Censorship

[09:48 – 16:00]

• The hosts reflect on recent friction and perceived censorship with the Blue Letter Bible app/community, stemming from their irreverent or "non-serious" approach to biblical discussion.
• They joke about being "banned from the Bible" and riff on the absurdity of institutional control over scriptural commentary.
• Quote [13:04]:
  "You consider this a ministry?...Should we be 501c3? What's that mean?" — TopLobsta (joking about standardizing or legitimizing their show)
• Insight into the tension between grassroots, unfiltered Christian subculture and organized, buttoned-up church media.

2. App/Website Satire: The Tech Boomer Rant

[06:00 – 08:10]

• Extended riff on building Bible study platforms better than the “boomer” tech (E Sword, Blue Letter Bible), mocking outdated web design and monetization schemes.
• Quote [07:04]:
  "Apparently these boomers don't know how to make a website...And the Bible is not owned by anybody. Owned by God."

3. Community & Listener Engagement – Superchats, “Guam” & “Blap”

[26:52, 40:07, throughout]

• Invention of in-show terms:
  • "Guam": Donating $5 or more; “I’m gonna Guam!” becomes a running joke for big donations.
  • "Blap": Minor chat donations or interruptions.
• Nancy, the “AI producer,” reads superchats, often derailing the convo in deliberately awkward ways.
• The chat morphs into part of the episode’s entertainment, with many inside jokes developed live.
• Quote [40:36]:
  "If you give, like, $5 or more. You're guaming. Just Guam all over us. I like that one." — Raven

4. Brandon Biggs, Prophecy, and Sky Phenomena

[17:49 – 31:54]

• The duo discuss self-proclaimed prophet Brandon Biggs, notorious for predicting an (allegedly) near-miss assassination on Donald Trump, followed by outlandish visions of alien motherships appearing to the world.
• They play a clip of Biggs describing:
  • “A mothership flying over the Vatican and Mayan temples with balls of demonic light” (22:24).
• The conversation segues into recent Florida sky anomalies (rocket launches, strange lights), with both hosts reporting personal sightings.
• Quote [22:11]:
  "And it flies over the Vatican...and then I saw little bitty ships coming out...it wasn’t a real ship, it was demonic looking light...causing confusion in our skies." — Brandon Biggs
• Raven shares:
  "I thought it was a UFO, but then it was probably a comet because of the whole tail situation." [27:30]

5. Wormwood Prophecy, Asteroids & Cosmic Doomsaying

[46:05 – 51:50]

• Discussion of prophecy expert Thomas Horn’s “Wormwood Prophecy,” which links the asteroid Apophis (due in 2029) with biblical end-times referenced in Revelation.
• Horn's timeline places “tribulation” around October 13, 2025—an event some claim aligns with Trump’s peacemaking efforts in the Middle East.
• The hosts express skepticism yet fascination with “revelation tide” thinking and the recurring comet/asteroid anxieties.
• Quote [49:49]:
  "Thomas R. Horn. Zeitgeist 2025. Countdown to the Secret Destiny of America. That’s actually in the office right now." — Raven

6. Faith, Works, and Christian Humor

[44:28 – 46:00; 57:06 – 58:49]

• Authentic debate about “faith vs. works” for salvation, parodying both legalistic and lax interpretations.
• The hosts push back on dour, fun-policing Christian culture:
  • Quote [58:08]:
    "But what happens if people will turn to you and they go, hey, now that you believe...be gay. Stop having fun." — Raven

7. Messages from Mom

[59:40 – End]

• Recurring bit: reviewing a batch of wild videos/texts sent by one of the host's mothers. These range from anti-Semitic history rants, to accusations against public figures (J.D. Vance), to feverish “sky is lower” conspiracies by TikTokers.
• Unpredictable, sometimes offensive, always out-there inputs.
• Memorable moment: Raven attempts to blow “smoke” out of his mouth (82:09), leading to much laughter and mockery.
• Profound ambivalence toward the content: both amusement and concern for the culture that produces and consumes such radical material.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• "We're almost ready for radio." — TopLobsta, [04:24]
• "We were kidding ourselves if we thought that Blue Letter Bible...was ever going to mess with us. I don't blame them. We're disgusting." — Raven, [10:29]
• "We're gonna kill everybody at Blue Bible. Oh, no, that's true. That's not true." — Satirical banter, [11:17]
• "Do you want people to take us serious? These are the same people that won’t take us serious are like, 'Israel’s our greatest ally,' like the world is a joke." — TopLobsta, [11:55]
• "Nancy, my legs blapping or guaming?" — Running joke about superchat labels, [103:04]
• "If you give, like, $5 or more. You're guaming. Just Guam all over us." — Raven, [40:36]
• "I think the interesting part to me is that this Three Eye Atlas thing, which is clearly some big fake gay thing..." — Raven, [32:49]
• "The sky is much lower — not only do I notice the sky is lower, but I feel there’s a layer of dark, dark clouds all the time..." — TikTok guest via “messages from Mom” segment, [115:19]
• "Sometimes, I just like to keep my secrets until the appropriate time reveals itself." — Raven on hidden talents, [82:51]
• "We're on the chart now...we're about to leave, we're playing a Toad episode, we're gonna show you the laser dog..." — TopLobsta, [08:48]

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Segment Timestamps & Highlights

• [01:55] – Opening banter, live audience energy
• [09:48] – The ‘Blue Letter Bible’ dust-up, faith & irreverence
• [17:49] – Brandon Biggs, prophecies, and sky phenomena
• [22:24] – Biggs’ mothership prophecy
• [27:30] – Host recounts “UFO” (comet) sighting
• [46:05] – Wormwood asteroid prophecy, Thomas Horn, Revelation
• [57:06] – Audience reactions, policing fun, Christian comedy debate
• [59:40+] – Long, winding “Messages from Mom” sequence (anti-Semitism, deep state, sky is lower TikToks, and more)
• [82:09] – Raven’s “smoke-from-mouth” party trick
• [115:19] – The “sky is lower” TikTok and analysis

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Tone, Language & Style

• Language: Irreverent, self-aware, often crude or satirical, blending Christian motifs with internet/gamer dialect.
• Style: Free-form, heavily reliant on in-jokes, call-backs, and audience-interactive bits (Nancy, Guam/Blap).
• Tone: Contrarian, anti-institutional, but with underlying sincerity about faith and a distrust of mainstream narratives.

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Summary for Non-Listeners

This episode exemplifies Nephilim Death Squad’s chaotic, extemporaneous style. Nominally focused on conspiracies “through the Biblical lens,” the hosts veer between faith debates, satirical takes on Christian media, critique of prophecy hucksters, and playful engagement with their fanbase. The 'Messages from Mom' segment introduces some of the wildest online content, providing both a glimpse into the information ecosystem of today’s American right and fodder for dark, comedic reflection.

Listeners receive:

• Thoughtful skepticism about institutional Christianity and its gatekeepers,
• A mocking-but-genuine engagement with current conspiracies (Trump prophecy, UFOs, asteroids),
• A participatory, meme-filled experience with fans (Guam/Blap, Nancy interruptions),
• Unfiltered conversation about the tension between cultural faith, humor, and serious end-times belief.

The show is not for those seeking a straight-laced or strictly reverent Christian lens. Instead, it thrives on irreverence, honesty, and a unique convergence of Gen-X/Millennial outsider faith culture.

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Key Takeaways

• The “cultural end-times” energy is both a topic and an aesthetic.
• Hosts challenge Christian and conspiracy groupthink with levity and skepticism.
• The episode’s participative energy (chat, memes, superchats) is central.
• The lines between irony and sincerity are deliberately blurred — a signature of the show.

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Recommended for:
Fans of outsider Christian conspiracy media; those interested in the intersection of online meme culture and prophecy; anyone curious about the “underground” podcasting world railing against both secular and institutional religious gatekeepers.

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End of Summary

Transcript

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In front of a live studio audience. Viewer discretion is advised. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of Neph to America, your cultural commentary for the end of days. I am David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven that is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation. And before we get this show started, I would like all of you filthy poor people to know that soon we will abandon you. And by soon, I mean about to happen.

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We're doing that today, too. Well. Oh, no.

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That's right. No, no, no, no. That's right. Oh, it's Neptune, Nephew. America is for the people, Damn it.

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Wow, look at how quick this Internet is.

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I don't like giving them. Fine.

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Well, Internet is swift.

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It is swift. Swifter than the coffee shop, the standard.

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Coffee shop and Christian library lounge.

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If you want to Support us, consider Patreon.com we'll give you this episode. Whatever.

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Yeah, for the price of a cup of coffee. At the standard coffee shop. Christian coffee shop, library lounge.

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Library lounge, studios.

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You can support us. Or you can give a five fig donation.

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You give a five fig donation.

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No. Hey, waste your money.

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That. Why would anybody do that anyway? Guys.com. nephilim Squad.

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Who did that?

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There's all kinds of perks. Early access to episodes, engaging in the live chat, also discount codes off of merchandise and top lobster.com picture.

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Who did do that?

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I. I don't know. Well, I don't know. Are we allowed to disseminate information? I mean, we said a lot in the last episode.

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We weren't supposed to say Somebody that's dangerously retarded.

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100.

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I mean, the guy was just like the people.

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Nancy.

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Yeah, go ahead and talk a little, guy.

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It's the best part of the show.

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Oh, Nancy, that was nice. My sweet Nancy's back.

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See, we have a bunch of stuff that we're gonna get into. I don't know if we should start.

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Let's start with business at the top.

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Business at the top.

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Super Chats will be read out loud by Nancy. Wait, let me fix that.

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Do a little preliminary sound just to make sure you have the button.

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Yeah. Make sure it doesn't repeat. Please, Please, Nancy. And then we'll write. Or else. Yes, there it is.

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When you hear that sound, that means shut the hell up. Because this pan. Fu face.

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No, no.

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And it's going to be a lot of fun. So if you. If you super chat, look forward to Nancy interrupting the flow of the conversation with that noise to read whatever it is that you've said.

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Wow, this is a great show. It's like, we're almost ready for radio.

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Oh, yeah.

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Someone say ready for radio. There's a lot of. What are these words?

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Cold radio was a retarded black man.

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Rfr. Ready for radio. RFR banned from Bible. Bfl.

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Yeah, we have been banned from the Bible.

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Yeah, we're not allowed to read it anymore. That's what.

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No, we're allowed to read it. We just don't. We're not allowed to have any help while we do it.

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Oh, you wanted to know what those words meant.

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Sorry, buddy.

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No, dog.

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It's too much. Yeah, I mean, for those of you who watch the last show, you know that we.

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We're not supposed to talk about.

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We're not supposed to talk about. We're not good at keeping secrets and we're not good at keeping our mouth shut.

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Well, before the episode, this was. This is how it went. It was.

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I'm a little gassy. I didn't know what's going on. Oh, you know what it is? Carbonated limoncello.

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So this is what happened. We go, like right before the episode, we get like, the phone call. We're talking with Matt, yada, yada, yada. All this stuff like that. Betrayal, betrayal, betrayal, betrayal, betrayal. You know, 30. 30 pieces of silver. All this stuff. Tree, Bible somewhere. Silently.

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I think he's probably watching right now. So.

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Yeah, I know he. Some coffee, please.

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Hey, Matt.

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And we go, we're just not going to talk about it?

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No.

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Why bring it up? And David goes, I'm not even gonna bring it up.

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Not even gonna bring it up.

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And David goes, welcome back to Nephilim.

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Death Squad, by the way.

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And then just starts boom, boom. And. And Matt does the scowl. He's looking at me, but I can't tell if he's being serious or just.

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Doing his regular Joketown or not. I don't know what's going on. I don't know if he actually didn't like it, but I felt like we were.

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We were fine.

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We were reasonable. We didn't say anything too crazy about the good.

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I feel like the people liked it. Did the people like it?

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What are your thoughts on that, guys? Chat.

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Blue letter blap.

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They gave us the. The blue letter blapping.

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We found an alternative from. From the 1950s or something.

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So bad.

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I like what this is.

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I like the people who made this source have currently have dial up Internet. I mean, this is bad. What is this? E Sword. Shout out E Sword. If you want to donate five figures, consider doing it to E Sword. It's a really smooth.

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Every time you say five figures, it makes me want to say another, but I'm not gonna.

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Yeah, I know it's hard.

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So, like commentaries, there's these very easy to navigate.

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Very, very smooth, super easy to see. Streamlined. Yeah, some would say streamlined. Intuitive is another word that I would use.

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This is the blank drop down. Another blank drop down. I don't know what's going on.

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Well, if you.

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Oh, I like that.

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If you want to know what things mean in the Bible, you know, consider using E Sword.

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And man, to be honest, you know what I'm seeing here, guys?

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What's the matter?

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I'm seeing. What I'm seeing is opportunity.

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Oh, yeah? What's the opportunity?

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The opportunity is like, apparently these boomers don't know how to make a website.

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And.

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Oh, and the Bible is not owned by anybody.

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Is that fair? That's fair.

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Owned by God.

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Sure.

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And I don't think God cares if we rip off his ip.

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No, I don't think so. I don't think so.

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So what you're saying because he's not.

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Jewish even we can.

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We could. Yeah, I mean, for five. For five figures. For the low in the low.

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Yeah, the low. Low price of $52,000.

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Probably less. How much does it cost to develop an app?

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I've got no idea. Honestly. Tony Merkel did it and I remember him uttering like, I'm actually losing my shirt on this. He said $20,000 at one point.

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That's really not that much.

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That's a whole lot of money, dude.

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How much did. How much. I don't know. How much guap.

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I used to eat a lot. How much gravy donuts.

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How much gravy is flowing in. Into the. The blue letter Bible into the DSL wires of Blue Letter Bible through their 1996.

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I have no idea.

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Computers.

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I have no idea.

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Probably something enough to build a good website.

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I just feel like we're already doing.

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That's a lot of laser printers.

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Don't you feel like we're doing right, by the way? You got a laser printer?

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I did.

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It's very heavy.

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The Jews. Do you want to see it? Do you want to just take a break right now, real quick?

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No, I don't. I wanna. I want to get into Brandon Biggs.

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These guys can wait for a second. Toad has a good song out.

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He does.

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Yeah.

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No, I don't want to look at the thing. We could do maybe later on.

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You gotta see it.

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If I had to take a pee break. We can put on Toad and then we'll go and check out the stuff.

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Let me tell you, man, even just talking about it.

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Yeah. I know you're bricked up for the laser, and that's.

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No, no, guys, this is also a thigh episod. Whoa, dude. But we don't have the third camera.

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This early in the. It's only seven minutes into the show. And you're showing off that much because.

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We'Re about to leave. We're playing a Toad episode. We're gonna show you the laser dog.

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No, Come on. Let's get into a little bit of content before we get into this.

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How come you never let me do what I want to do on the show?

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Well, you just showed a considerable amount of leg, and I'm pretty sure that you wanted to do that. And. And you went ahead and did that.

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I feel like. I feel like we signed a contract.

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A leg contract. Scandalous. M. Lawrence is scandalous. Look, what are you doing? You're going. You're trying to play.

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Look at the determination. What does he say, by the way? Monday.

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So excited I missed you. What? What's Monday? Oh, my God.

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Yeah. Oh, my God. The return of our sweet, sweet guys.

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We're having Toad. Yeah, dude. I like Ploop Log, too. We're having. We're having Toad on this Monday. Yeah. Does that thing have a round of applause? Oh, God. All right. W's in the chat for Toad coming on Neff to America Monday. It's gonna be a lot of fun.

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I deleted it for.

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For a lot of Toad. Noises make it make a toad noise.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Based.

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Toad will be on.

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And it's exciting. Look at it. Look at the W's in the chat for toad. Everybody loves toad.

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I wish Matt was here, because Matt would be like, I don't understand. What's with the W's? What does this mean?

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Oh, he doesn't mean by. Yeah, yeah.

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I don't understand any of this computer lingo. Like, don't worry, Matt. Neither does Blue Letter do that. And that's their entire business model. Let's.

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Let's get into some of the content before. I am bitter. Don't be bitter. It's fine.

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No, I am bitter. No, I want to discuss it. I want to discuss why I'm bitter.

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Discus.

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Discus. Maybe not. What are we getting into Content? Are we going to talk about?

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I don't know. Is there anything to talk about? I mean, you know, look, I don't know.

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You went off.

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We were. We were kidding ourselves if we thought that Blue Letter Bible was ever going to. Like, what kind of planet do we live on where. Blue Letter Bible, the respectable corporate 501C3 establishment church, you know, app or whatever.

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What are you talking about? You're talking about three songs in a show.

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It's gonna mess with us.

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No, crazy, dude.

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They're not gonna mess with us. And I don't blame them. We're disgusting.

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I mean, they didn't get past the intro, which is crazy.

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Past the intro? Yeah, I got.

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I was like. But, you know, they were. They were telling me, like. Like, you know. But don't you think. Don't you think, like, when you see your intro, like, have you looked at your intro? And I was like, yeah, I made it. It was like, yeah, I made it. Took a long time.

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He's got a point. Because.

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Wait, can we do this real quick? Go ahead and point at the screen and go like. Like, real. Yeah, boom. And I'll do it.

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We're gonna kill everybody at Blue Bible. Oh, no, that's true.

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That's not true.

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That's not true.

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No, we're gonna. We'll redo the intro because that last one was at Elijah Schaefer's place.

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Oh.

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Oh, that.

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Okay, the point.

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That's when we were bad people. Maybe if we change. Well, he goes. He goes. You know, you realize that there's a cartoon depiction of Raven pooping a crystal ball. That's an egg, first off. He's like, and you're smelling poop. And I'm like, fair. Because it's Nephilim Yeah, and he's like, yeah, but you know, people are not gonna take this.

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We're not, I'm not looking for anybody to take us serious.

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Yeah, but I told him, I was like, listen, you want people to take us serious? These are the same people that won't take us serious are like, Israel's our greatest ally, like the world is a joke.

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I don't understand what the. Look, man, I, I don't think that.

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Full circle on the Palestinians, huh?

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Kill them. Don't, no, no, just don't be wishy washy about it is what I'm saying. I, I, I like how people take us. And, and you know, I think it's fine. I'm not going to change the intro. The intro is such a banger. Yeah, no, no, no, don't that, don't put that on us, Marnie. What are you talking about? We're just fine. I don't want to all of a sudden get serious up the show. That's gay.

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I hate it.

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Yeah, so what's the problem?

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It's, I'm, I'm, I am, I am tempering myself to not fall back into like, is when stuff like this happens.

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I know, I go.

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All the way.

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Back, slides everything off the table. I know, I know. Dude, you want to see?

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Silly.

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You think this is silly, huh? Well, and look, that's, that's really the thing about it is like if the intro was too much for them, the content shout out to Cindy, lovely woman who's, who's, you know, works in the area, came by, saw the studio, really enjoy her.

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You consider this a ministry? Jeep by Jonathan. Do you consider this a ministry? If not, what's the big deal? I don't understand. We don't even understand those words.

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That's true.

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Should we be 501C3? What's that mean?

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I don't really know. I like saying it because I know that it winds mad up.

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Is it a mockery?

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And you said, what does it mean?

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I'd go, Dave, Ed's a 501C3.

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And I love it.

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Should we be, or, or is there like, are there like standards? Like do we need a button up shirt or something like that? Because I absolutely can't. Look, David, David literally cannot button up his shirt. There's gravity stopping his shirt from being button separate.

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Well, look man, I, I don't think that we need to change anything. I'm very happy with this show.

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No, but you know what, the, you know what? The blue letter Bible controversy has caused.

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A schism A schism. I just wanted to use that word.

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I don't really know, probably, but no Mackos. He goes, you know what I did last night? Him and his son Aiden, he goes. He's like. Because they were like. Because blue letter Bible said that you guys are such bad people. I went and I looked at Tower Gang episodes. Yeah. I was like, what did you think about him? And he goes, pretty funny. And I go, yeah, I know they're funny. He said, this is a way better show. And I was like, yeah, because it is like, Tower Gang is a show about nothing.

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Yeah, but it was fun and it was funny, and that was the point.

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He did say he's like that guy Jose, kind of a wanker. Don't even know why he was with.

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Everyone uses the word wanker as if it's not bizarre that he uses the word.

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Well, because Matt's British.

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He's not a British man, and that's what's bizarre.

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No, he is, though.

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I don't know another human on this side of the pond that's using the word wanker.

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Where's that picture of. Yeah, he is British. I mean, I'm pretty sure he said it, like, ethnically.

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Ploop log says I went to a private Christian school. And y' all remind me of that. The good old days. Lots of Jesus and lots of fart jokes. Fart like a good fart.

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My kids called David Fart David. They're not wrong.

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I think that's very disrespectful. Can we get into Brandon Biggs?

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Hello, degenerate field. No, no, we're still talking about.

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All right.

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Are we even 501c3 eligible? It would make January a lot easier because we would.

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January.

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What would we have to file for? We'd have to file. You should make your household a 501C3, maybe.

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That would probably be a good idea because the feds are going to take me to prison soon.

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But you look like you're going to prison.

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You like my golden sneakers? Look, man, I. I don't think it's. It's not upsetting to me. That blue letter Bible. And look, to be perfectly honest, blue letter Bible never said, hey, we're gonna send a dude to you.

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To be perfectly honest, we never use them until asked anyway.

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That's true.

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So we heard.

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There's no skin off my back.

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There's no skin off my back.

[B]

I just don't like expression.

[A]

Yeah, that sounds painful.

[B]

Don't like it off my back.

[A]

Well, I think the problem is, is that I Don't like to be told like that. I'm not a serious person. It's not a joke.

[B]

Yeah, all right, fine.

[A]

But when you crack and tell me I'm not a serious person, and I'll.

[B]

Tell you a serious man doesn't show that much thigh. A Serious man shows about 18 less thigh than what you're currently displaying on the screen.

[A]

And I don't care.

[B]

You're distracting people. People are trying to watch a show. They're trying to learn something, and right now, they're. They're locked into your legs, baby. Shout out to Elohim.

[A]

Is that where that's at?

[B]

I don't. I don't think so. It's in Guan.

[A]

I saw him. Honestly. They told us that stuff about, like, they're like, five figures. And I was like, that's not even a real place. We're not even gonna say the name because we can get in trouble.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I was like, that's not real. And that's like. So now that. Now my conspiracy brain starts going. It's like, what are you talking about?

[B]

Well, we. We. I. I saw text messages from the guy. Yeah, the real guy seems like he crushes Shout out to that guy, by the way, Real guy, which is an awesome guy. And, you know, I. I just don't.

[A]

Know why he gave a ton of money to somebody else. Not us.

[B]

A Patreon member. Like, what's going on, dude?

[A]

With.

[B]

Because you just got cash to blow.

[A]

Just throwing it around.

[B]

Whatever, dude. It's fine, though.

[A]

Didn't you hear about the. I was asking about the laser, and everyone's like, oh, you got the laser money? I didn't get the laser money. I'm in debt. And you give.

[B]

That's true. All right.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And that money could have really went toward the laser.

[A]

And honestly, you know, I was like, I was gonna make so much. So much money with this laser. I can only figure out how to do small, little things.

[B]

They're very cool, though.

[A]

They're very nice, but what am I gonna do with this stuff?

[B]

And now you can't make bigger things. I don't know how file bigger. I've been trying.

[A]

That's why I wanted to show you. Maybe you could help me. Let's go take a walk.

[B]

No, I can't do that. What are you talking about? Like, I know how to make a.

[A]

Yeah, you got to see the size of this thing.

[B]

I've seen it. It's like a child's coffin.

[A]

It's, like, as big as it's thinking about it.

[B]

Can we get into some content? Look, let's get into Brandon Big. So everybody loves Brandon Biggs, right? It's one of the first ones that I sent. Brandon Biggs is. And maybe the chat can help me out with this. Now I know he was big for predicting that there was going to be an attempt on Donald Trump's life.

[A]

And Brandon Biggs is fact.

[B]

He's fat, bald, gay.

[A]

Oh, God. Oh, wait. Today we should have done messages from mom. I forgot to send them. I got a ton of them. She sends them.

[B]

It's crazy.

[A]

I know we're never gonna get to Brandon Biggs, but it's the middle of the night and my phone is on. It's on like. Like a.

[B]

My wooden nightstand is vibrating, buzzing. You keep that on. I would never be able to sleep.

[A]

Oh, no, I just turned it off now. Okay, yeah, but I' look, because like the kids to my parents, I saw.

[B]

What is she doing during the witching.

[A]

Hour during 3 in the morning?

[C]

Look at this.

[B]

Look at this guy. I bet you he won't even talk. I didn't mean that. That was just a silly joke.

[A]

All right, well, we'll send it. No, no, he. He meant it.

[B]

All right, anyway, so Brandon Biggs, he. He becomes. He's a clairvoyant. Well, actually, he says he's a prophet. A modern day prophet.

[A]

Now I don't know that you think I'm a clairvoyant.

[B]

I don't know that there is.

[A]

You're not gonna answer such thing.

[B]

What are you clairvoyantly doing?

[A]

I think that I see things is what I thought. I thought that I saw things like that.

[B]

No, he's talking about like whole. Whole visions. You got an inclination. That doesn't make you a prophet. He's like, I'm seeing.

[A]

No, but, but I got an inclination. And then you had a. You had a. Is this it? And then that. Yeah, I had an inclination. And that's not even the right one.

[B]

That's not the same thing either.

[A]

It's this one. That's it. Yeah. And then I had inclination. Then you had a dream.

[B]

Why does your eyebrow look like that, David? What?

[A]

All crooked and stuff? Yeah, I don't know. He's just. He's just messed up.

[B]

What? Scott.

[A]

All right, all right. So go ahead and talk about Brandon Biggs. I'm gonna pull up some more.

[B]

Trying to. So Brandon Biggs.

[A]

Well, Harry, get to it. Get to it.

[B]

This is taking forever. Gay profit. Right? And. And I don't know if there's precedent for Profits existing anymore. I thought the times of profits were over. That's apparently debatable. Whatever. So this guy inundated with visions. And one of the visions that he became very, you know, renowned for was that there was going to be an attempt on.

[A]

I don't think I'm very renowned. I think that's like a. I don't know how you're using that word. He became renown. It's. It's kind of like. Yeah, it's. It's like that. It's like that thing. But you're doing it wrong again. I. I'm just. I. I gotta correct you because you corrected me on how I said woman, and I don't forget.

[B]

Well, for some reason, you can't say, like, women. You say women.

[A]

I don't even hear it. What are you talking. I can't even hear that.

[B]

On the Nephew America thing, when you were. When you were like. We like to apologize on behalf of all of our stakeholders. And then instead of saying women, hey, D.B. cooter, go to hell. You just said woman, and I thought it was so funny that you said it that way. I thought it was on purpose. Now I'm realizing I literally can't hear it.

[A]

Can't say it any other way. I don't know what. Every time you say. I'm like. I don't know what the are you talking about? It's the same thing.

[B]

Women.

[A]

All right, let's try it. Hold on. I'm sorry. We're doing the messages for Mom. Let me talk about. No, no, this is more important. We don't care about this.

[B]

Okay, so Brandon Big, false prophet, says that a bullet's gonna go by Donald Trump's ears and his eardrum's gonna burst. He's gonna hit the ground. He's gonna become on fire for the Lord. And then now our. Our sweet, dear friend Clint Russell actually was. Was a big fan.

[A]

He believed it.

[B]

Well, he posted it and basically said, like, wow, this is pretty.

[A]

Signs on this guy were everywhere. And I mean, this guy. I mean, Clint Russell, like, he's a.

[B]

What was he?

[C]

Russell.

[A]

Listening. Listening to gospel music. Yeah.

[B]

Crushing.

[A]

Big fan of. Of rap.

[B]

Well, I mean, some of it's cool, right?

[A]

Liking Timothy Albarino.

[B]

Gay and unforgivable.

[A]

Brandon Biggs.

[B]

Well, you know, so Brandon Big says this thing's gonna happen, and then something pretty reminiscent of it happens. I'll give him that one. But now Brandon Biggs is saying, this is from Truth Poll, which is a very reputable source of information on X. Here it Says breaking Brandon Biggs breaking. The person who predicted President Trump's assassination incorrectly attempt months prior to the incident tell us about another vision of an alien mothership.

[A]

What are you telling me? You're telling me that he got.

[B]

I got your dreams.

[A]

Great. Maybe he'll come on the show. All right, let's see what this fat guy has to say.

[B]

Okay, let her rip.

[A]

Here we go. What if it's just an ad for Blue Letter Bible?

[B]

We're not doing it for free again. And it flies over the Vatican and it goes over the Mayan temples down in Mexico. And I said, lord, is there two of these? Because I keep praying about this. And he said, no, it's just one. And that's what's going to make everybody freak out because they're going to see it moving across the ocean, you understand? It's going to be something that's going to be on tv. It's going to move across the ocean and people are going to freak out in the days ahead. Then I saw little bitty ships coming out of this mothership that were balls of light. And it wasn't a real ship. It was demonic looking light that was traveling around, causing confusion in our skies.

[A]

What's that, Brandon?

[B]

That sounds way out there. Yeah, I know.

[A]

Hold on.

[B]

That looks just like the thing I saw, by the way.

[A]

What did you see?

[B]

I saw a comet. I guess it was a comet. I just wasn't. So.

[A]

Did you see a comet when I.

[B]

Told you about it?

[A]

I don't listen to what you say.

[B]

All right, well, I saw one very recently, but look at this biochar. Asmr.

[A]

Yeah, that's. That's something different.

[B]

Oh, what is that look at in Florida skies.

[A]

Yeah. So Christopher Gardner, shout out bio. Yeah, he's like, did you guys see anything weird in this guy?

[B]

And did you tell him that? I did.

[A]

And I go, I don't even look up dog. That's true. I say, I'm furious right now. You have no idea the that these people are putting me through. It involves five figures in a country I can't pronounce.

[B]

Well, it's pretty easy. He doesn't even care it's one syllable.

[A]

So look at this, though.

[B]

I didn't see that.

[A]

That's if you're not looking.

[B]

If you don't go back out of that.

[A]

Yeah, hold on, hold on.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Talk about it. It's like swirls in the sky for the audience.

[B]

Kind of looks like a. What do you call those things?

[A]

The Mommy.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no. Silver low thank you, Agatha. It's looks like the northern lights a little bit, sort of, kind of.

[A]

Yeah. But this is in Florida, but like a week or. This is by him.

[B]

Bobby Johnson says saw that in Summerfield this morning.

[A]

Oh sure, in Summerfield.

[B]

Bobby, how come you're never coming to. How come you as a coffee shop.

[A]

And I know you're a Christian because you watch this show and obviously you watch the show so you read the Bible. I mean, people that watch this show read the Bible and they want to read the better Bibles with great translations. Bobby, how come you're not at the standard coffee shop coffee lounge on your shirt with a shirt?

[B]

He's got a shirt on.

[A]

It doesn't say coffee line. Says something different. Why are you not there?

[B]

How come you're not there?

[A]

Imagine coffee. Imagine being so anyway, so I go, no, I didn't see that. Christopher, what the hell are you talking about?

[B]

This, this is interesting. This looks much more similar to what I saw.

[A]

Then he sent this.

[B]

Did you see this? I don't know. Let it rip.

[A]

Did you see it though?

[B]

I can't. I can't see it right now. So don't know this guy.

[A]

Look at his face.

[B]

Oh, he's got a dumb face.

[A]

There we go.

[B]

He's gonna point. They're here, guys. All over Florida last night.

[C]

Check this out.

[B]

People saw anomalies in the sky. And not only that, the out of here.

[A]

I'm sorry.

[B]

This is a Christian show, man. I got it on video.

[A]

Oh, you got it too?

[B]

Well, yeah, but it's hard because the first one is through my screen and it like wants to prioritize the screen. Like my screen didn't pour.

[A]

Did you ask Grock what it was?

[B]

No, and then I ran outside.

[A]

How did you run?

[B]

Wait, wait, let's say this is how I ran outside.

[A]

Look at how he runs.

[B]

Slow motion. Nobody else was listening.

[A]

Kids like that. What are you doing here?

[B]

Maybe I can send it to the thing. I mean, it's not great.

[A]

Hold on. Let's keep watching this guy because he's probably got a better video than you.

[B]

It's better. Yeah, I saw it too.

[A]

And I'm gonna show you something we saw in Miami.

[B]

But take a look at this.

[A]

Look at this. Watch how it turns. Like.

[B]

Nah, no, I didn't see it turn. Look, he's gonna strange about it. Oh, that's interesting. I didn't know we were going to get into this. Yeah, that looks a lot like what I saw. Yeah, what do you think it is? A rocket? SpaceX like that. What is that? Yeah, that's what I saw. And I didn't send you the video because the video just doesn't do it justice.

[A]

How come you didn't say I saw a ufo?

[B]

Here's our video. I actually believe that. I saw that.

[A]

I don't think you did.

[B]

Yeah, I even told Wes. Our buddy Wes is not in the gc. Wesley Roth.

[A]

Wes isn't in the races. Gc. By the way, guys, it's just old.

[B]

People taking pictures at the. Okay, hold on a second. Let me. Let me see what I said to you last night. I said, was it firmament?

[A]

Jellyfish. That's right.

[B]

I want bacon. Bacon, egg and cheese at the standard coffee shop would be nice.

[A]

Asking for bacon, egg and cheese, and.

[B]

He just keeps not providing it. I took a bunch of Nyquil. Great story. Hold on. I'm jacked up right now, and you're not helping. I don't. I wasn't feeling good. I was sick. I can't be hypnotized. These are great conversations, actually. I don't know where it's at, but I definitely told you. Guys.

[A]

Guys, maybe we should give them access to the group chat for, like, a small fee. Five figures. You know what? I was thinking about this kind of messed up. Selling screenshots of whatever is left of the group chat of tower game.

[B]

Oh, that's pretty funny.

[A]

Would you want that for money?

[B]

I want to talk about this because I did see that and.

[A]

Oh, you seen it?

[B]

I seen it.

[A]

How come you didn't call me?

[B]

Because.

[A]

What's wrong with you?

[B]

A little gassy. So when it happened, my, my. I'm sitting with my back to the screen, and my wife goes, is that a blimp?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I turn around and I'm like. I'm just looking at it and I'm going, based. That's not a blimp.

[A]

Dude, with the.

[B]

Well, I was. You know, this is an extreme moment. And I get up and I'm staring at it. The reason she thought it was a blimp is because it was cloudy out and this thing was casting a beam of light behind it, and it was creating a cone of illumination on the clouds, so it kind of looked like there was a bunch of shit going on.

[A]

Drone, scout, scout, drone.

[B]

No, So I thought it was the reason I thought it was a ufo, but.

[A]

Why didn't you call me?

[B]

The reason I thought it was a UFO is because.

[A]

No answer.

[B]

If you look at, like, a meteor, like. Like that thing right there is a tail. Well, no, it's just cruising like, you know, like a meteor or comet. Moves pretty damn fast. Like, I've seen shooting stars, and it's just like. Like it streaks across the sky and you're like, wow, I'm watching this thing just go across the sky. And then the reason that I think that it was Blacktown, honey, says, david, you are always so gassy. You need a digestive enzyme.

[A]

Maybe.

[B]

Possibly I drink some kombucha today.

[A]

David's got a lot of weird issues. I do, too, but I keep them to myself. How come no one's making Nancy read anything? That's fine.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Nobody wants to donate to us today. That's fine.

[A]

I get it. They're like. Like, yeah, we're maxed out, dog.

[B]

Well, no, I get it. A lot of them sent money to Blue Letter Bible, and they're all so. That's very interesting. Why don't we bring back Brandon? Big fat bald profit.

[A]

Here we go.

[B]

Elaine Herrera says, I saw one of those this morning. Very interesting, Elaine. But you could be lying.

[A]

Yeah, probably. That's not.

[B]

That's Toad.

[A]

Are you sure?

[B]

Yeah, dude, I'm very sure. You're just. You just. Toad is on the screen.

[A]

Different fat guy.

[B]

Well, that's not this guy. There he is. I see the similarities.

[A]

Okay, here we go.

[B]

Let her rip. I didn't even want to talk about.

[A]

It, but I'm instructed to. Is this in fast motion or am I, like, having a stroke?

[B]

But maybe he's just a very fast guy. He looks fast.

[A]

He looks like he has cancer.

[B]

Like a guy that you would trust.

[A]

No.

[B]

Bass Kothar says get towed on. He's coming on Monday.

[A]

You say.

[B]

Well, Brandon, that sounds like you're on something. Well, no, folks, I'm just here to warn you. I'm just here to warn you.

[A]

And as.

[B]

As wild out there as a sound Fearful sights you will see that will bring you to your knee I'm here to warn you.

[A]

Did you go to your knees? Did it bring you to your knees?

[B]

No, like I said, I ran outside. I got two videos.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

One's on my porch through the screen.

[A]

You have shorts on.

[B]

And I was like, this is not good. Yeah, I was in shorts, probably. Yeah.

[A]

Shoes.

[B]

And no, my feet were just on.

[A]

The concrete on the street.

[B]

Nobody else was looking up. And, you know that big field by my house? So I have, like. It's not nice. So, you know I had that big field, right?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And so I can see unobstructed for really far.

[A]

He's blapping through the field.

[B]

Watch this thing.

[A]

And, and also, not to mention his eyes.

[B]

I've got eyes like a hawk, raven, bird. Like a bird, like with good eyes. So, yeah, it was just weird, man. I, I, I thought it was ufo and then I was like, actually it was probably a comet because of the whole tail situation because.

[A]

Yeah, but how come no one said anything? Oh, well, I mean, NAS is on.

[B]

Strike, NASA's on strike. Apparently everybody saw some in the skies in Florida, so I wasn't the only one.

[A]

So where's Brandon Biggs at?

[B]

He's in heaven.

[A]

Oh, God. I know. Probably. Look at the green screen. What is up with this? Let him grip.

[B]

It's only a little bit longer with trying to deceive people with what's coming. He's going to throw all the curveballs he can to try to deceive the nations. Yep.

[A]

You think he's a 501C3 man. Look at those titties.

[B]

As soon as he backed up like that, I said, look at those titties.

[A]

It's like it reminded me of that Donald Trump tweet with. Is it Barney Frank? And he's like, look at this. Nipples protruding very disrespectfully. Yeah, I'm sorry, but he's probably a nice guy.

[B]

No, no, there was another. I don't know, maybe the chat knows. But there's other things that he's like kind of predict. He's a shady character. That's how Clint looks to me. But then everything's very similar when the Antichrist steps on the scene and he says, hey, we have a solution for all the problems.

[A]

That looks like fat Lex Luthor.

[B]

He does look like fat Lex Luther. Yeah, he's head. Oh, I have Pete. I'm gonna bring peace. I'm gonna bring in prosperity. I'm gonna do all this. But all you have to do is bow your need of me on Fridays and you're gonna have to get a chip. You're gonna have.

[A]

Why Friday?

[B]

That's a specific day. Why not Saturn day?

[A]

Why not Saturday? Why not every day?

[B]

You'd think Marty Max's nice guy with some great tits. Yeah, because we're going to take care of them.

[A]

Hold on, here's your, here's your sign. Here. Why is this.

[B]

Look, look, it's the Muslims.

[A]

I can't, I can't do it with the anti muzzy propaganda anymore.

[B]

Guys, it's the Muslims.

[A]

They're here. I guarantee you we got at least one of those shout out Beck lover.

[B]

Who will gather his, his friends invade Our country stab our men and impose. While we make excuses for him.

[A]

I'm just running interference for him. Like, go ahead, baby.

[B]

Go ahead, Beck lover. Stab us. And sharia law. Sharia law are women.

[A]

Pull aside my black curtain. Listen, I don't like it. I don't like what? That. That little bit at the end there. Because it tells you a lot. Unless. Am I looking too much into this, or am I.

[B]

That's the least interesting part. The interesting part to me is that this Three Eye Atlas thing, which is clearly some big fake gay thing, so.

[A]

He'S saying we're gonna see in the sky.

[B]

He's saying it's Three Eye Atlas. A little gassy.

[A]

I know, but the gas is on the microphone, and it's going to ruin the microphone.

[B]

Jen says mommy would look great in a burger. Thank you, Jen.

[A]

Yeah, Actually, you know, would be very funny if. When we went on. What? If we did that? Let's do that.

[B]

What? You want to go on the radio show for. For the. For the Villages?

[A]

Hold on. No, no, no, he's good. There he goes. No, it would be very funny if we. Oh, someone's calling me. Don't they know that I.

[B]

Is that my cousin?

[A]

It's my wife. My wife.

[B]

My wife.

[A]

All right, well, I'm quite frankly with Burkus just like this.

[B]

You want to go on? I don't know. Frank would be down with if we wore burkas on his show.

[A]

We'd be like, yo, it's this halal, baby.

[B]

It's halal, whatever that is in, like, New York. So he gets it.

[A]

Yeah, that would be funny.

[B]

I think it would be funny, but I think he might be a little bit like, oh, no.

[A]

What if we did, like, layers of costumes so we had that.

[B]

Oh, and then we take it off and we're cowboys.

[A]

And then we take that off from Colin Kaepernick.

[B]

I don't know. I mean, we have to wear something. Do you want to go to the next video I have, which is something that I wanted to play?

[A]

She's got a great idea.

[B]

What's this? White burkas with pointy hats. Oh, no. It's a type of burka, isn't it? Yeah, it is a type of burger.

[A]

Yeah. They're observing.

[B]

I'll tell you what, I am very gassy and. And do have to pee soon. So maybe we will break the people.

[A]

Is it break time?

[B]

Maybe. Well, let's do a little toad break.

[A]

You want to see the ladies?

[B]

Three minutes worth of toad. That's enough time to Go pee, pee, make a fart and see the laser. No way. I'm gonna wait.

[A]

Wait.

[B]

Wait for it.

[A]

Wait for it. We're playing art. Bye, guys.

[B]

It's gonna get. All right. Wait for it. Nancy. Sorry, Barry. Texican.

[A]

Hello, Dan.

[C]

The angel from my nightmare.

[B]

And the shadow in the background of the morgue. The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley. We can live like Jack and Sally if we want.

[C]

You can always find me.

[B]

We'll have Halloween on Christmas and in.

[C]

The night we'll wish this never ends.

[B]

We'll wish this never ends.

[C]

I miss you, miss you. I miss you, miss you.

[B]

Where are you?

[C]

I'm.

[B]

And I'm so sorry. I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight I need somebody.

[C]

And always the sick, strange darkness comes creeping on so haunting every time. And as I stare and I counted him the webs from all the spiders catching things and eating their insides like indecision. I'd call you and hear your voice of treason. Will you come home and stop this pain tonight? Stop this pain. Don't waste your time on me. You're already in the voice inside my end. I miss you. Don't waste your time on me.

[B]

You're already in the voice inside my end.

[C]

I miss you, miss you.

[B]

Don't waste your time on me. You're already the voice inside my end.

[C]

I miss you.

[B]

Don't waste your time on me. You're already the voice inside my end.

[C]

I miss you.

[B]

Don't waste your time on me.

[C]

You're already the voice inside my end. I miss you. Don't waste your time on me. You're already in the face voice inside my end. I miss you, miss you. I miss you, miss you. I miss you, miss you.

[A]

Who said. Who said? Horseshit.

[B]

It was. It was. Lord Nero doesn't like it and everybody else likes it. Put up all the.

[A]

On the.

[B]

All the comments of people clearly liking it so that Lord Nero can realize that his. His. His taste killed it bad.

[A]

Yeah. This is great. This is great.

[B]

Hello there. The angel from my nightmares.

[A]

All right, Nancy, please do your job.

[B]

Nancy, make the noise happen.

[A]

Thank you. You muted.

[C]

I have to find the comment on the screen. Nancy Barry Texan says the Patreon Chat are top and Raven's favorite people.

[B]

This is absolutely true. This is true. This is absolutely true. And. And. And I kind of want to give a quick shout out to. There was a gentleman. I don't know if he's a Patreon member, but Eric Barry, the one that Barry's awesome. Barry's the one that did the messages from Mom. Yeah.

[A]

She's great.

[B]

I wonder. Eric. Eric was in the. The Coffee Shop Today listener for, like, two years, and he's kind of a local dude.

[A]

Interesting listener. Is he a member?

[B]

I would hope that he's a Patreon member.

[A]

So he's a poor for two full years.

[B]

Be a poor for two years and. Look, I'm not here to judge anybody's fighting it, but it does disgust me.

[A]

It does. I expect them to be better after a little while. Yeah.

[B]

Sims loves Nancy's. It's soothing, isn't it?

[A]

Yeah, I like it.

[B]

I was soothing.

[A]

I was looking for the cat. The cat.

[B]

Head bop. I don't know.

[A]

We got to get one of these going for when Toad is going just like. Like in the corner, like these guys and just.

[B]

Yeah, I see what you're talking about. The chat doesn't. They don't know what you're talking about. All right, so we have this other video that I think is interesting, and I wanted to play it when we were doing the episode with. Who the hell did we talk to?

[A]

Jacob Israel. This one.

[B]

Jacob Israel. That's the one. Let's. Let's let that rip. Tater Chip, man, I. I let out a lot of farts. Didn't.

[A]

Let's what? Trump going to hell.

[B]

Yeah, this is an interesting one.

[A]

They're gonna kick us out.

[B]

Who's gonna kick us out?

[A]

I don't know. Maybe.

[B]

Well, no, we're not gonna kick him out. This is Neptune. America's for the pores, too. Well, the disgusting, filthy pores.

[A]

So you're talking about Matt. Probably gonna.

[B]

Oh, yeah, Matt's probably gonna kick us out soon.

[A]

Yeah, we got a couple weeks to do.

[B]

He sees this episode.

[A]

When he. When he sees it, he's Right now he's moving this stuff out. He's sliding the desk out of.

[B]

Not good. It's not good. All right, so let's. Let's let this do the. What was that?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Oh, there it is.

[B]

Oh, there it is.

[A]

Super chat.

[B]

Schizo friend is Schizo friend. Milhouse. I don't know if it's Mill House.

[C]

Schizo friend says, I'm gonna Guam.

[B]

Thank you. Thank you, Skin.

[C]

So, friend.

[A]

Yeah, that's actually. Okay, okay.

[B]

Okay. Funn. That's a banger.

[A]

So we've.

[B]

We.

[A]

The show is developing terminologies. Yeah, I'm gonna go on. I'm gonna Guam. I'm gonna Guam for real.

[B]

If you.

[A]

If you give, like, $5 or more. You're guaming.

[B]

Just Guam all over us. I like that one.

[A]

That's Guam up. And so that means BLAP is gonna have to take an ancillary step to the side.

[B]

Well, I mean, you're getting bla, but then you're getting Guam. You know, it just depends. It's different magnitudes, you know what I'm saying?

[A]

From where?

[C]

From Scott on Rumble. He says, I miss you.

[B]

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[A]

Nancy, wait. Before you read it, is he guaming or it's $5 or more. Is he Guaman or is he.

[C]

No, it's $2. But it's Scott.

[A]

It's Scott.

[B]

We'll allow it. Okay, but you do it again, Scott, you're getting blapped. So go ahead, let her rip.

[C]

He says, I miss you in the disc scored Nancy. No, I missed.

[B]

Stop talking to Nancy. You. It costs $5 or more to talk to Nancy.

[A]

Top Guamin is great now.

[B]

Top Guam is good.

[A]

Top Guam and with the hair, too. There's. There's a lot going on there.

[B]

All right, let's. Let's watch him go to hell.

[A]

Trump's going to hell.

[B]

You had talked a couple weeks ago, you were doing an interview, and you.

[A]

Talked about how you. This looks fake.

[B]

You know those. Those fake videos they do where it's like altercations on trains and planes and buses. And then it's like, if you look at the background, you're like, this is. Is a fake plane. You.

[A]

It's a fake plane. Someone's just there with a big fan right now. You guys aren't in a plane.

[B]

Maybe that's Air Force One, dog. And the war in Ukraine. Because it might help you get into heaven. How does. How does this help?

[A]

Does this help?

[B]

I mean, you know, I'm being a little cute. I don't think there's anything gonna get me in heaven. Okay.

[A]

The things that I've done, the kids that I've.

[B]

The children whose faces I've worn.

[A]

Do you realize that there was. There's two boats filled with children along the New York City skyline, and I.

[B]

Drank every one of them. Every child on every boat.

[A]

I think.

[B]

I think I'm not. Maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly an Air Force One. I'm not sure I. I'm going to be able to make heaven, but I. Okay, that's not very nefarious. He's just being a cheeky guy.

[A]

He's being cheeky. He's going right to heaven. Wow. We got more money.

[C]

What's it say Royal Deluxe says Scott, Mrs. Nancy.

[B]

Oh, he found a loophole.

[A]

Yeah, he did find it. Fine, he found it. You paid your friend to say that? Now, here's the thing. Stop flirting with our producer.

[B]

Yeah, you've got.

[A]

You've got.

[B]

Hey.

[A]

Oh, no, no, no, no.

[B]

There's a Christian show. Yeah, but no flirting on a Christian show.

[A]

This is what got us kicked off.

[B]

Of a blue letter Bible. We got kicked off the Bible.

[A]

Yeah. I can't.

[B]

Don't flirt with Nancy on the show, you nasties.

[A]

Yeah, stop flirting with Nancy. You have all day. She's got a job to do and all night to flirt with Nancy. Nancy barely shows up to work, and when she does show up to work.

[B]

You can flirt with her.

[A]

Flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt. Don't like that. This video here with Trump is a nothing burger.

[B]

Yeah, that was gay of me.

[A]

Although he probably is not going to happen.

[B]

You think so?

[A]

Yeah, I think. I think this is my feel.

[B]

Time traveling Antichrist might be a little bit of.

[A]

Oh, no. What are we doing?

[C]

Schizo friend says, where are Guaman?

[A]

Or blapping top lobster blabbing top blaster ignored. I'm not gonna answer it.

[B]

That's not a big Guam. That's a little blap.

[A]

Your T shirts are in the mail, stupid.

[B]

All right, let's get into this other one then. This is actually something with some meat on the bone. This is from Nick Hinton, friend of the show who promises and doesn't.

[A]

Come on. Do you think that they're gonna. Thigh cam. Do you think that. That this is, like, a slight admission to Trump. He's like, you know, I don't know if I'll make it to heaven. It's kind of like, could be fun. Like, I'm not a Christian, this kind of thing.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I mean, I guess if somebody asks you if you're going to heaven, you probably. David is the kind of guy be like, yeah, hell, yeah.

[B]

Well, I mean. Because it's very exciting. Yeah. Me first off, my eternal salvation is it's already brought by the sacrifice of our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ. By faith, I've already gotten mine.

[A]

But you think you're getting in. You think you're. You think you're just a shoe in.

[B]

I mean, if the. Do I read the directions?

[A]

Huh?

[B]

It says faith not works. Yeah.

[A]

So you're telling me that those guys doing all the sacrifices and they're tying their arms with leather and they're. They're swinging the chickens, right? That's all wrong.

[B]

Well, I don't know. Maybe they're. Maybe they're getting like cool stuff when they get there. Like, I might not have any stuff when I get there, but at least I'll.

[A]

I won't, you know, stay with the gold shoes.

[B]

He's like, literally, you got to take those off. You can't get it with nothing at all. But I mean, you know, otherwise I think I'm. I think, you know, it's Scott again.

[A]

I know it.

[C]

Am I allowed to do $2?

[A]

Yeah, go ahead.

[B]

The last time.

[A]

No, no, it's a go ahead. I like it.

[C]

It's from soul explorer coaching. He says, I have. I have an important message for Nancy.

[A]

Doubt it.

[C]

That's it. That's all he wrote.

[B]

Oh, thank you. Better not. Whatever the message is. Better not be flirting because I'm really. I'm drawing a line.

[A]

Yeah. This is how I. How you think you're getting into heaven is. This is how you get into heaven. And he's right, Bobby Johnson.

[B]

By helping the music at the 501C3. Right.

[A]

That's right.

[B]

Well, that might get you some stuff in heaven.

[A]

Yeah, dog.

[B]

But you know, but as far as getting into heaven, it's just, you know, faith.

[A]

Yeah, but no, that's how you get in.

[B]

No, no, no, that's how you get cool. I don't know. Like, your works get you stuff.

[A]

I'm in.

[B]

But your faith gets you.

[A]

We'd know better if we were allowed to read the Bible.

[B]

Okay, so Nick Hinton here, he posts. It seems Thomas Horn, who I don't know because I don't read accurately predicted the beginning of the Great Tribulation. In his book called the Wormwood Prophecy, he claimed the biblical apocalypse would start around October 13, give or take some days, 2025, when the Antichrist makes peace in the Middle East. Today, Donald Trump did that. Is that true? I don't pay attention to world events. Did Donald Trump make peace in the middle.

[A]

I mean, yeah, like this is the third time he's done it, but yeah.

[B]

Peace in the Middle East.

[A]

So the. The description says he wonders if an approaching asteroid. Did I say that right ass asteroid. Might precipitate much of what we read J.C. about in Revelation. Say hi to J.C. hi, J.C. an enormous. Yeah, I lost my place. An enormous asteroid, Apophis, will pass near Earth. April 13, 2029. If the biblical Wormwood.

[B]

If it is the biblical.

[A]

Is the biblical Wormwood, its approach would be around the middle of the tribulation, the approximate beginning of the tribulation would be October 13, 2025.

[B]

That's interesting. Apophis is out there. And I watched this whole thing by. I think it was called the what if Files or the Y files. Maybe it was the Y files, which apparently is a big, you know, it's a. If it's a big show and they have a lot of production and basically what they do is they go, Apophis is out there. What if it, you know, comes to Earth and, and they, they do the whole thing. Like this is what it would be like in the days leading up to it. This is what the government announcements would be like. This is what, you know, people. Some would do this, some would do that, and they create this whole, you know, AI aided CG playthrough of the entire thing. And by the way, I think they did with Sora, which is that like, really popular AI movie maker app.

[A]

Yeah, I should use that, right?

[B]

And I was like, whoa, it was good. It was good because you know how like, like the dialog between fake AI actors was believable and funny. Like there was some comedic moments between them. It was all good. And I was like, wow, this is pretty. So I was more taken back by that. But yeah, I mean, they, they extrapolate on what that might look like. Apophis is this gigantic, you know, asteroid that's out there that's barreling towards us, is supposed to arrive 2029. I think right now it's, it's supposed to just pass us by. But God forbid it should alter its course. It plows into us and the entire planet is, is ruined forever and ever and ever.

[A]

I don't believe that. Do you think so?

[B]

No, I don't believe that. I mean, I watched a CG AI thing.

[A]

I mean this is, this is all very interesting though.

[B]

It is interesting. I mean, the Wormwood prophecy, right? That's a. Wormwood is supposed to make like a third of the water is bitter, isn't it? Wasn't that the whole thing? Let's see. Thomas Horn quotable quote. Assuming for the moment that I am right and that the asteroid Apophis is biblical wormwood, and therefore 2029 represents a time around the middle of the Great Tribulation period when the trumpet judgments begin. Then Monday, October 13, 2025, April 13, 2029 minus three and a half years. Okay, so that's interesting. This is the beginning, right? The three and a half year mark where things are kind of good, but they start to escalate. And then the last three and a half years really suck would be the approximate start date of the seven years of tribulation foreseen in Scripture. See Matthew 24:21, Revelation 7:14, and Daniel 12:1. Oh, that's interesting. Thomas R. Horn, Zeitgeist 20:25. Countdown to the Secret Destiny of America. That's actually in the office right now. That's in our studio right now. It's sitting on our desk.

[A]

Oh, do you have that book?

[B]

No, it's just there and I don't know. And like, Matt's like, I don't know where it came from. And he's like, oh, it might be mine. And he flips through it, but there's no notes. And he's like, no, it's not mine. So he has no idea where it came from. And it's sitting on our desk right now.

[A]

This is the fun part of having, like a public office.

[B]

Isn't that weird?

[A]

Yeah. I mean, you could do whatever there.

[B]

You can do whatever. You could do whatever you want, but just. It's a Christian library. That is weird, though. Yeah. It's sitting there and I saw it and it's. It says zeitgeist. And so I was taking it back. I said, zeitgeist. That's gay. What are we doing with zeitgeist? But it is this. Thomas r. Horn Zeitgeist 2025. I don't know. Interesting. It's an interesting thought. I've heard a lot about wormwood. I don't know where to place it. You know that. I guess the. The sort of accepted idea among conspiracy theorists is that this comet was going to land in. In on Earth one way or another, and it was going to, you know, make a third of the waters bitter. I have to actually look that up. Is that what wormwood is said to do? But you don't remember this from.

[A]

From.

[B]

From biblical prophecy?

[A]

A third of the water is better? I mean, the waters turn to blood. Is that what you mean?

[B]

I could be totally wrong. Wormwood makes one third or waters bitter.

[A]

I'm sure somebody's going to tell us in the chat. Guys, it. This is pathetic. We don't even know.

[B]

Okay, so a biblical prophecy in the book of Revelation, where a star named wormwood falls from heaven, poisoning a third of the world's fresh water and causing many deaths. Interesting. So the prophecy is from Revelation 8, 10 through 11, which describes the third trumpet judgment. A great star burning like a torch, falls to earth. It lands on a third of the rivers and springs. And the name of the star is Wormwood. And the waters become bitter, and many people die from drinking them. So that. That is interesting. I don't know. Many people believe that this prophecy is literal prediction for a future event, such as a large asteroid or comet striking and contaminating a third of the planet's fresh water supply. Right. Which is what I was saying. Oh. Some people have pointed to Chernobyl as a fulfillment of this prophecy.

[A]

Yeah, it's a. They said it's a Fukushima type disaster.

[B]

Fascinating. Yeah. I don't know. I. You know, but that. But that's in there. That's in the book of Revelation, and I remember that. But Apophis, you know, judging off of.

[A]

The Y files, why is it called wormwood?

[B]

Oh, that's a good question.

[A]

I'll look that up.

[B]

Go ahead. What are you saying about the Y files? You know, and obviously that's the source of information that you want to take as the truth going forward. So the infallible Y files, they made it look like it's pretty much going to obliterate everything. So it's like, as far as turning a third of the waters bitter. I think it. It looked like it was going to. But us and. Oh, here we go.

[C]

From Amen. Rat.

[B]

Amen, Rat.

[C]

He says, Nancy, Raven, Raven, top. David, Nancy, Nancy, Raven, Raven, top. Top. Chaos. Top. This is a prophecy that won't make sense until December 18, 2025. Thank you, Aiden.

[A]

December 18th.

[B]

I don't know, but I really like him.

[A]

I don't know either. Yeah.

[B]

Honestly, how much did Money did Aim and Rat give us?

[A]

So the subliminal. Subliminal is always like, he'll.

[B]

$5.

[A]

Okay. That's cool. He's. Yeah. Subliminals always like. Like, he'll send me, like, comments on Twitter.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't know what. Not a single one of them means. He'll like, like, like things that he says to me. I'm like, I just. It's one of those things where I, like, nod your head and act like you get it.

[B]

Well, that's the thing. So if you're. I don't know, let's say like a comedic content creator, you're gonna get people interacting with you one way or another.

[C]

Bug fights, says, asks, Costco meat for Palestinian babies.

[A]

Costco meat.

[B]

You know, man, what is that?

[C]

Rumble chat yes or no started?

[B]

Yes. Yes. Costco meat for Palestinian babies. Is it. Is it a trade offer?

[A]

No, it seems like he's asking us to get.

[B]

Well, that just seems like you give me Costco meat, I give you Palestinian babies.

[A]

I don't know. What am I going to do with the Palestinian baby? No legs?

[B]

Well, yeah.

[A]

No, no, the Costco meat is disgusting.

[B]

What's wrong with Costco meat?

[A]

I don't know. I bought the. The chopped meat and you probably call it something different.

[B]

You probably ground beef. Chop meat.

[A]

Chop meat. And it was like filled with bones or something.

[B]

It was like little crunchies.

[A]

Very crunchy.

[B]

That's called texture.

[A]

Nah, no, it was nasty. It was like. Yeah, I don't know if it was bones or if it wasn't ground up good enough.

[B]

Sam's Club has better. Well, I don't really buy Sam's Club.

[A]

Is human meat tastes better? I don't know if you knew that.

[B]

Well, I. I prefer Sam's Club and I. I mostly buy steak anyway.

[A]

Well, wormwood is a. It's like. It's for health. It's. It's a plant with medicinal properties that can cure malaria, treat sibo, repel inflects. But it. Where was I reading about this?

[B]

But if it's a comet that lands.

[A]

On the earth, it's a bitter herb used in absinthe and traditional medicine may have pain relieving, anti inflammatory and antioxidant properties, but can be toxic in excess.

[B]

Yeah, so.

[A]

So this stuff has this.

[B]

Jonathan says they do not use the best traffic kids these days.

[A]

No, they don't.

[B]

Well, you definitely don't want Palestinian kids.

[A]

Since they shut down the trade. Old Jeff. With old Jeff, the quality's gone down.

[B]

Let's be honest. If you're gonna eat any kids at all. White kids.

[A]

Yeah. What's happening now is that they're. They're grinding up cloned babies. And every time you clone a baby, it diminishes.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

The quality gets less and less and less. You got to get them fresh.

[B]

Yeah. You got to get the first stock. You can't get the clone. You have to get the original.

[A]

It's a whole thing. You'd think that they just make it easier for you to eat cows, but.

[B]

Well, we're being honest. The baby stays better.

[A]

I don't know, man. I haven't. Haven't had good babies.

[B]

Yeah, it's been a hot minute since I had a good baby. I don't know. So. So an interesting thing there from. From Nick Hinton. Maybe it's a book that I should read, but right now I'm trying to read the Bible.

[A]

Do you feel you're not allowed to?

[B]

That's right. Well, I'm not allowed to understand it.

[A]

It.

[B]

Yeah, you can read it, but I'M not allowed to understand.

[A]

I know some of these words.

[B]

Do you feel like that, though? It's like, okay, so I have the Bible. It's a lot of pages. How many pages the Bible could be?

[A]

Depends on.

[B]

A hundred thousand.

[A]

No. My son asked me. He's like, how many pages is the Bible? And I go, depends on how big, big the text is.

[B]

I like a big text Bible because.

[A]

It'S a lot of pages.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

More ink.

[B]

And my thing is, am I allowed to read another book in the meantime? Or I just got to go straight through?

[A]

Straight, Straight Bible.

[B]

Straight Bible. That's what I feel like. So I would love to read Thomas r. Horn, Zeitgeist 2025. But I have to read the Bible first, which is obviously more important. But I don't know. It's just something that.

[A]

Can I just say. So can I say something? Sure. I like that. I like saying. Can I say something?

[B]

Go ahead.

[A]

So somebody just told us that what we. I guess what I said, what we were talking about was inappropriate in the chat.

[B]

Inappropriate, though.

[A]

Inappropriate. So this is. Here is the, like, the group. This is like the. The chain of text or the chain of comments here on. On this thing. They go, I don't care about a group chat leak. And then, you know, Charlie Kirk here and it says, I don't care about a group chat leak.

[B]

Oh, are they saying, like, these things are more important than the group chat link?

[A]

So I think I posted this. I said, I don't care about a group chat leak.

[B]

Yeah, they're turning our redheads black.

[A]

Yeah, I like the Little Mermaid the way she was. And then somebody comments, they go. They go, focus on the word. And I go, you know, we're just.

[B]

Not allowed to have fun.

[A]

I can't have fun anymore. It's. I thought that was funny. I thought it was light.

[B]

Well, this is. This is what comes with the territory. We're moving in a direction where it's like, obviously because of our beliefs, you know, the further you go down this path. Path. The more galvanized you. You become to those beliefs.

[A]

But in that process, I believe that that was funny.

[B]

It is funny. I thought it was good. I actually thought it was really funny. Yeah, it is.

[A]

You thought it was.

[B]

Yeah. And so. But what happens if people will turn to you and they go, hey, now that you believe, like, you know, and you're really convicted and believing what we believe, be gay. Stop having fun. Yeah, stop it.

[A]

I can't.

[B]

You're not allowed to. Hey, that thing that you said.

[A]

It'S not fun anymore.

[B]

It's not good. Don't do that.

[A]

M. Lauren said they. They thought it was funny.

[B]

M. Lauren. It gets it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Lauren's been here since jumping. Since jump.

[A]

Dude, what that means like, the beginning.

[B]

You know, really early.

[A]

Yeah, So I thought it was fun. I thought it was funny. I didn't think it was mean. Did you think it was me? Anything? It was mean.

[B]

No, it's not mean. Well, no, they're not even saying it's mean. They're just a. Hey, hey.

[A]

Stop having fun.

[B]

Focus on the word stupid.

[A]

Can't have fun.

[B]

Was Jesus did. Jesus was funny?

[A]

Yeah, I thought. I think so. I thought that this was funny. I didn't think it was. It didn't have to be. I think people are taking it racially.

[B]

What platform do NDS Use to live cast on? Well, the wall of the real Audie Brown.

[A]

We use the one you're on right now.

[B]

Well, streamyard is what we use, and then it. It's simulcast to a bunch of other.

[A]

Is that we're asking. You got to pay us extra for.

[B]

I think that's what they're asking. What platform do NDS Use?

[A]

Does.

[B]

Well, they said do.

[A]

Well. The correct verbiage is does.

[B]

So stream Yard. All right, well, that's all I have. I don't know if it's time to get into messages from mom. That's all you got. You.

[A]

You called me today. You're like, we got to do a show. We got things to talk about. There's things to do.

[B]

And you didn't call you. I didn't even call you today.

[A]

You messaged me. It's the same thing.

[B]

And I just said. All I said was 2:00pm question mark.

[A]

It was almost just as annoying.

[B]

2:00Pm? Question mark. Yeah. And I was like, oh, God, that's all I did.

[A]

All right, I guess that's all we got today.

[B]

I mean. Yeah, no, we have messages from mom.

[A]

We do?

[B]

Yeah. You. You have a bunch of messages for mom. Messages from Guam. That was a banger. That was a banger.

[A]

You're gonna get people in trouble.

[B]

All right, we're gonna get into it. We're gonna do it. Are you ready? Dude, I'm excited.

[A]

I am ready. You want to go from the bottom or from the top? What are you guys.

[B]

Bottom. Bottom to top. I stop to the corner of the. Is that like a Lincoln park song?

[A]

I don't know. I don't do rap. Okay, here we go. We're gonna go from the top.

[B]

I guess Lincoln Parpe's Rap.

[A]

All right, pause it.

[B]

This guy's definitely doing meth on meth, which is cool.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Why does your mom send us so many, like, disheveled white dudes in. In. In camo?

[A]

She goes, I never. I didn't see it like that. Like, that's what she'll say.

[B]

I didn't even see that.

[A]

I didn't even see that.

[B]

Yeah, because your mom's like, I don't even see color.

[A]

I didn't even see. I didn't even see that. There was, like, crazy stuff going on on the screen. I didn't see that.

[B]

All right, we don't know what this is gonna be, guys. We don't watch them. We just watch them here with you guys.

[A]

Rick Morgan.

[B]

Who's gonna tell him?

[A]

Did the Nazis ask the Jews to leave?

[B]

Kindly leave. Go out others. You want me to.

[A]

We're doing anti Semitic content.

[B]

Whoa, Geez. She. Mom is making us anti Semites. What's going on?

[A]

She fluctuates wildly.

[B]

Oh, God. Nance.

[C]

Scott says, Jesus Christ had fun.

[A]

Wait, blapping?

[B]

Or is he black or guaman?

[C]

He's blabbing.

[B]

Scott. You just blap, dude. That's all. Just blabbing. All right, fine. Go ahead.

[C]

Jesus Christ had fun and laughed. I don't think he would have found Fart David funny as a person.

[A]

I don't think so either. I think he would have been a little bit off put by him.

[B]

Go up. Scroll up in the chat a little bit.

[A]

Even though, like. Even though he made him. He's like, I made. I made you. But it's still kind of like Mind bond. I think God is using NDS to kill religious spirits. I think that's. Is that an insult? I'm not sure what that was.

[B]

I don't know what that means. Mind Bondage says, you guys have changed and not for the better. Thank you. Mind.

[A]

What's that mean?

[B]

I don't know. People are really mad that we don't, like, I don't know, say horrifying crap anymore.

[A]

They're like, you know what it is? It's just like, there's nothing I can do. I can't do anything to make anybody happy.

[B]

That's right. That is true.

[A]

You see that? Yeah.

[B]

It's like both sides are like, stop it, stop it.

[A]

You're annoying me.

[B]

Right? And just over here having fun while they. And moan, dude. To name all the genocidal leaders of history just go one by one. Did anyone do this? Did they?

[A]

By the way, did you see that he got out of court. He was supposed to testify for wars against humanity, crimes against humanity in. In war. But he got out of it. He said he had a severe case of non life threatening bronchitis. Well, hilarious.

[B]

Wankers. Bobby Johnson says wankers come in. Of course not.

[A]

And this is the guy who runs.

[B]

Israel and the United States. Did I say it out loud? It should be a required course that if you're going to become a leader of that country, you're forced to sit down and learn the history of the country. The real history, because.

[A]

Yeah, from 1933 to 1939, thanks to the Havara agreement.

[B]

H A V R A.

[A]

This guy's gonna do. He's gonna do Europa to us.

[B]

He's Europa ing us. I think this is your mom trying to appeal to your sensibility. She's like, well, about the Muslims.

[A]

Well, he like this. Will he like this?

[B]

Let her. Let this guy finish. Let him finish. Who knows what he's.

[A]

Maybe he's got something. Hitler moved all the Jews out of Germany.

[B]

He didn't start the Holocaust.

[A]

We don't actually know when because everybody.

[B]

Tells us that it started in 1933.

[A]

What gives you. I mean, full blown h. Denial. So what my mom's doing, I think.

[B]

I think she's.

[A]

I don't even think. I can't even. She.

[B]

She has Hitler sympathizing.

[A]

No, she's got like this veil of. What's like a veil of protection, Like a veil of deniability where she'll send it to you. He's like, never even seen it.

[B]

Why?

[A]

What do you mean? Prove I sent that. And then I played the video. And she goes, I never saw that.

[B]

Ever sent that.

[A]

And I was like, but here it is from you, and you sent it. And she goes, never saw that.

[B]

So right now she's big up on Hitler.

[A]

I don't know. All right, all right. Well, next video. You don't want to.

[B]

All right, fine, fine.

[A]

I don't want to. I listen. I'm past that in my life. This is a good one, but we got money, so we gotta wait. What happened? Is it Scott with $2 again?

[C]

I disagree and think David is hilarious. Oh, schizo friend. Sorry. He says, I disagree and think David is hilarious. This show is awesome. The show is awesome now and all the dissenters need Jesus. Go blab yourselves. You, Guam. Ask Lapez. I don't know what that means.

[A]

Yes. You nailed it.

[B]

Guam. Ass blappers. Come on. Where's your. Where's your blacks in?

[A]

Have you been paying attention?

[B]

Where's Nancy. Can you do black scent? Say it again.

[C]

You Guam. Ask Blapez.

[B]

He's not.

[A]

He's not cursing.

[B]

No, I know, but he's.

[A]

But don't make her. Don't make her slurp.

[B]

No, she doesn't have to. It's just like. Can you do, like the.

[A]

The.

[B]

The black scent, David?

[A]

Do I. I don't have it in me. Good. All right, hold on. All right, let's get real.

[B]

Fine.

[A]

Let's get real. Dude.

[B]

Whatever. He was young. He was young.

[A]

He was. What's going on here?

[B]

I don't know what's going on already. I don't like. Is this slam poetry? Dude, I swear to God, if you're playing slam poetry.

[A]

Yeah, it says it's Itzel. Yeah, it's all going to come out. And then the name of the channel is Kings with a Z. Kangs Kings way.

[B]

Okay, but I don't know if they're.

[A]

Talking to each other. If this guy's talking and this person is just gonna point.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Also, why is it so dark over there?

[B]

Can't see. I heard him. Is that our lady or.

[A]

I can only see eyes. Yeah. All right, here we go. Was too young to be a customer.

[B]

He was too young to have the money to buy 15 old girls for sex.

[A]

Oh, boy.

[B]

He's too young to fly around on jets on his own. Why was he on the island?

[A]

Who are you talking about?

[B]

I don't know. Who are you talking about? Is that an old woman or an old man? The one next to him. What's going on? What is. What is he talking about?

[A]

What are they. She looks like. What's her name?

[B]

Olenti's dancero.

[A]

Shout out.

[B]

Shout out to Brian.

[A]

Like demons, Yo. Very funny. The other day I go, it was the guy with the seashell head. Dom Luke racing.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What if angels. What if angels is like, oh, what if aliens. Aliens be angels? And I go, what if aliens be demons? And then out of nowhere, Brian's like, yeah, bro.

[B]

Like that, though.

[A]

Just comment. I was like, this guy doesn't even use Twitter.

[B]

Just said, yup.

[A]

He just has like. Like the notification. Anytime somebody says demons, he's like.

[B]

He's like, on it.

[A]

Dude, who said the demons?

[B]

I don't know what this guy's talking about, though.

[A]

Who?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Let's figure it out. Someone's on the jet with 15 year olds. Can't afford it.

[B]

Not as a customer.

[A]

Snoop Dogg.

[B]

And then seeing his drag queen picture. Seeing that he still Wears mascara. I just have to think.

[A]

Do you think this person is going to talk at all?

[B]

Dude, no. He's literally just gonna point the whole time. This is insane.

[A]

Is he pointing? So dark. Can't see. All right, let's see.

[B]

He was product. Not everybody wants a young girl.

[A]

Oh, he's pointing.

[B]

Some want a young boy. Who. Who's the boy? And that's why he's vice president. Oh.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

That crazy.

[A]

Damn.

[B]

So they. They saying that he, J.D. vance, got blapped?

[A]

Well, they're saying. Is that what they're saying?

[B]

That's what they're implying.

[A]

Are they saying that he was on the jet?

[B]

No, they're saying he was on the jet, like when he was really young.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And even though he had no business being there. Whatever.

[A]

That's why he wears the eyeliner.

[B]

That's why he wears eyeliner because he's. They be blapping him.

[A]

Oh, my goodness. Wow. Well, you heard it here first and.

[B]

You know it's true because the black guy pointed at him.

[A]

Heavy accusations.

[B]

I'll allow it. That's the hold. He's got.

[A]

Pictures.

[B]

J.D. vance.

[A]

Oh, we missed the first part. First picture.

[B]

It didn't have to be a big mystery, but it was.

[A]

It was good. The payoff was nice at the end.

[B]

Yeah, it was cool. Created some suspense.

[A]

Wow. J.D. for real.

[B]

Ah, dude, these patriot guys. I already put this patriot guy on the screen. Hey, that was a good one, though. Shout out to messages from mom.

[A]

That was a good one. Didn't know. I mean. Well, what was he saying?

[B]

He was basically saying that he was sex trafficked on the plane. I guess it was like the Lolita Express with Trump on Epstein Island. He was young.

[A]

He was young. Yeah. Okay, so. And I. You just made up a story, but it's a nice story.

[B]

Oh, it's a good story.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He tells it like the. The tempo, the pacing of the story. It's good.

[A]

It's good. I'm going to start talking.

[B]

It was better when a little slower. Yeah, no, I don't like when you do that. So why is the right. So obsessed with sex?

[A]

So that people will listen, Bob.

[B]

Why aren't you obsessed with these kids getting sexed up on planes?

[A]

Well, I think the issues is what he's upset about. And I. I don't know. I don't know why they're obsessed with it. It's just something they like to like. Like to talk about.

[B]

Well, to be fair, it is a crazy thing, right? It's like, is this really happening? Is this really blappening.

[A]

Is this real blap life?

[B]

I think. I think it is. And. And if it. If it truly is, well, then it. You know, big implications. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a hot story.

[A]

Top. Sounds like Obama. Yeah, that's what. Yeah, the Obama cadence. You talk slow.

[B]

Bob is gay. That's not nice. Gary. Cut it out. Bob's not.

[A]

So people.

[B]

I am against all. Listen. Well, Bob says he's against all illegality, which is to say that why are we differentiating between one level of illegality, like jaywalking? Well, it's like. Yeah, because if you're parked illegally, dog.

[A]

Let me tell you the story as.

[B]

Much as if I. If you had sex with that.

[A]

I've been driving without a license for the better part of seven months.

[B]

Yeah. And I knew it the whole time.

[A]

You did?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You should have told me, man.

[B]

No, I thought it was just part of being Puerto Rican. Yeah.

[A]

Dog got pulled over. Cop was like, this ain't good no more. He cut it in front of me. He just took a. He pulled up with a scissors.

[B]

No, he didn't. He cut it in front of you.

[A]

I gave it to him. And he goes, snip. This isn't good anymore.

[B]

Whoa, that's cool.

[A]

And I'm like, damn, bro. Now I really can't use it. Like, I can't swipe it.

[B]

Because I was gonna use it.

[A]

I was gonna. If you gave it back, I would have drove where I had to go.

[B]

Like, yo, officer, what if I was gonna buy, like, a. Some beer?

[A]

Or.

[B]

Or. You can't even buy kombucha in some places.

[A]

Can't do nothing, dog. Yeah, I can't show. I can't show a picture ID to get a new license.

[B]

Because you cut it in half.

[A]

Because you cut it. And they're gonna.

[B]

Counts for points at the dmv.

[A]

Yeah, I showed it to him. They're like, this is not a valid fired. Yeah, well, he cut it in pieces, and he said, pick it up. And I was like, all right, geez. Anyway, lost my license. I had to go get it back.

[B]

You tried to pick it up, and he was like. With your mouth.

[A]

With your mouth right now. Teeth on the curb. I got my license back, though. Record time. It was a clerical error.

[B]

It's very fast.

[A]

Go figure. Woman. Some woman.

[B]

Woman.

[A]

Many of them got it wrong. Not just one.

[B]

That's singular.

[A]

I don't. I can't even. Nancy. Nancy, I know what you're about to do, but Nancy, wait. I had to ask a question. Woman. Am I saying something wrong?

[B]

It's women, dog.

[C]

Yeah, more than one.

[B]

You are.

[A]

Say it again. Because I can't even hear it. I swear to you guys. This is crazy. Say it one more time.

[B]

Nancy, please.

[C]

Plural. Yeah, women.

[A]

Plural means more than one. Say it again.

[C]

Women. Woman versus woman.

[B]

Same thing. That's not the same word.

[A]

I can't hear any inflection.

[B]

Jason. English. Nancy, read the thing, please.

[C]

Jason says nancy rules you guys. Meh.

[B]

Well, I appreciate the guamin, but I don't like the.

[A]

I don't like the lackluster attitude that you just gave me.

[B]

Anything else about it.

[A]

All right. Messages from.

[B]

Messages from Mom.

[A]

Every time they say something nasty to us makes me sad.

[B]

This guy is already exhausting to me just because of the big patriot, you know, Big dude beard. Patriot.

[A]

This guy looks like he has a laser cutting machine and he's made all his own merch, but it's all clippable stuff. Big dude, look, look, just. Patriot. He's like. He's like, I got a night. I got an idea for. For. For Brand. What is it, Mom? His mom asked, and he goes, I'm gonna write patriot on stuff. Like, no way.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

No way, dude. You gonna do that? He's like, yeah, dude. Hats, hoodies, socks, whatever.

[B]

You know, would be cool, though.

[A]

Patriot.

[B]

What about, like, patriots that, like, number.

[A]

One Patriot don't fit in.

[B]

Is there anything for those?

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Eyeliner in dildos, dude.

[B]

All right, let him speak. Let the man speak. Well, everybody's been distracted.

[A]

Our boy, what's on his head? Is that what killed Charlie Kirk?

[B]

It's a hat dog. What are you talking about?

[A]

No, no, look. You don't see it there in the corner. Look at that.

[B]

I can't see it. Make it big.

[A]

Yeah. I thought you had eagle eyes.

[B]

Oh, he's got a.

[A]

He's got an explosive device.

[B]

Israeli detonation device on his head.

[A]

It's funny how we just forget about all this, huh?

[B]

We just forgot.

[A]

I didn't forget. People don't forget. Why is it so small?

[B]

I don't know. It got weird. It got all stupid. Why is it doing that? I'm gonna do again?

[C]

Soul explorer coaching says, hey, nice comment. Makes happy you now. Oh, thank you.

[A]

These people are paying money to save.

[B]

Was that a blank?

[C]

Guam.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Hell yeah. All right.

[B]

Say whatever you want, then. They just sound super. Possibly the only patriot left in Congress. He kind of sort of revealed an Epstein list without most people knowing it. Check this out.

[A]

You Replied.

[B]

According to the transcript, there is no credible information that he trafficked them to anyone else.

[A]

According to victims who cooperated with the.

[B]

FBI in that investigation, These documents in FBI possession, your possession, detail at least 20 men, including Mr. Jess Staley, CEO of Barclays bank, who Jeffrey Epstein trafficked victims to.

[A]

That list also includes at least 19 other individuals.

[B]

One Hollywood producer worth a few hundred million dollars, one royal prince.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, we've seen this.

[B]

Yeah, I think they don't say a name. He just says one person who does this occupation. One person who's worth this much who does that. But you're not saying names.

[A]

I think this, like, the value that you get out of messages from mom is seeing realistically where her algorithm has led her.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So first video. Like, what was the first video you remember?

[B]

Was there blacks involved? No.

[A]

It's crazy. It's such brain rot.

[B]

It's kind of like, you know, it's.

[A]

Like, oh, one after another after another. Black just getting bled by videos. I know, but I see she's going. I wouldn't be surprised if the next couple, if they're in sequential order, is going to be about child trafficking, this sort of thing. Right. That's, like, where the AI is leading her now.

[B]

Yeah, well, I mean, we're. We're on the chart.

[A]

Oh, no, you know what it was. The first video was about Jews and Bibi.

[B]

Oh, hey, what's going on?

[A]

Hey, now.

[B]

Go on.

[C]

From no name, Rico. It's a king of the gays.

[B]

Is that true? Who's Bob?

[A]

Bob.

[B]

He's. He's in the chat. He's crushing.

[A]

Oh, there's Bob. Hey, Bob.

[B]

Well, he just. He was the guy that wasn't sure why one illegal activity is more severe than, like, another illegal activity. He's against all illegal activities. And so. Which is valid and important. Distinction to draw, but also king of the gays.

[A]

So, yeah, listen, man.

[B]

You know, you're saying that.

[A]

So he's saying, like, he's just seeing, like, all illegal activities as the same. Like, murder versus jaywalking is the same.

[B]

Sure.

[A]

Fair.

[B]

Well, every time you jaywalk, a Palestinian kid dies.

[A]

Oh, no. So this is. But, yeah, look, the. The. This is alarming.

[B]

I like, Bob says no name.

[A]

So this is alarming because my mom is now being.

[B]

What's happening. She's messing with you, dude. This is very funny.

[A]

No, she's up in the middle of the night, and this is what she's getting.

[B]

Because last time you're talking about the Jews, and she's telling you Muslims. But Then she watched the Beck Lover episode and she realized that the Jews were.

[A]

Maybe it was there at the. At the friends giving table where I told her, no, dude, actually, this is what's happening here.

[B]

Maybe. Maybe you changed your mind, but I don't think.

[A]

And you know what I also want to say to. To Matt, Okay? The Matt who forted. Who Ford you forwarded. I did say. I was like, hey, listen. Yeah, I was bringing up the example of, like, cowardly people.

[B]

Okay? And.

[A]

And the dude that sold. Sold out his group chat. You never sell out the gc. You don't.

[B]

Wait, I don't even understand what that's in reference to. The group chat. What about the group chat?

[A]

Okay, so there's a group chat of young Republicans, and they're like a pseudo political organization of, like, people being groomed for leadership.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

But these dudes turned out to just be regular dudes that are based. So they're saying all kinds of crazy in their group chat. Yeah, they had a dude, Gavin Wax, in there. Okay, Guess his ethnicity.

[B]

Gavin Wax, Is he Jewish?

[A]

Let me show you a picture. Corbo.

[B]

Corbo says, hey, Top, I spoke to you on X. I'm the truck driver who could never chat. Can you tell my cousin David? I said, what's up?

[A]

What's that mean? Do you know what that means? Actually, somebody sent an email to us, and then I sent it to you. They said, hey, I gotta give your wife a patch. And I said, david, don't know what this means. Means it's alarming. What's it mean? And then you never answered me or them. And then that was that. What was the patch about?

[B]

Not sure.

[A]

All right, this is the guy. We'll. We'll show him.

[B]

Lord Nero says, why you guys hate Clint now? We don't hate Clint.

[A]

We don't really like him, though. This dude.

[B]

Oh, yeah, he's cool looking.

[A]

Oh, my God. No. This guy sold out all of his friends. What a. Yeah. And. And I just said. I just said, hey, man, by the way, was every single time very sad.

[B]

Corbo, Corbo, you're my cousin.

[A]

He's not going to answer you that way.

[B]

Well, he's driving a truck.

[A]

All right, well, here we go. I guess we'll watch more of this. So my mom is being. She's going down a rabbit.

[B]

Well, I feel like she's being subversive and she's trying to.

[A]

I don't even know how this exists. On Facebook, it just says the International Jew by Henry Ford. And that's A cool book. Will this guy talk? What do you think?

[B]

Yeah, he's gotta talk.

[A]

He's gotta talk because the book can't talk. All right, here we go. Christopher Columbus and some hidden history from. This guy's in a tube.

[B]

Yeah, what's up with that?

[A]

Dude, I don't know, but how many.

[B]

Views has he got on his tube?

[A]

9.9000 likes. Of course. Why not Corbo?

[B]

Corbo says we spoke on X a while ago. Top. I'm the truck driver who used to be a welder.

[A]

Oh, yes, vaguely. Oh, he's talking to me. That we. That we spoke.

[B]

Yeah, dude, I read it very clearly.

[A]

Didn't listen to you.

[B]

I know.

[A]

Hi, thanks for joining in the Patreon. Coral Corbo.

[B]

Nice.

[A]

Very nice.

[B]

American. My own family pay for.

[A]

We're all. David's cousin. He's all mixed up.

[B]

Everybody.

[A]

My cousin David doesn't talk to his family. Okay, here we go. By Henry Ford. Did you know in 1492, more than 300, 000 Jews were expelled from Spanish.

[B]

And came to America?

[A]

Then it gets a little deeper when you find out who owns all the social media and then who also owns the tobacco industry, the cotton industry, the banking industry, the theater, the newspaper, the radio, and then we can clearly see who owns the government as well. Now someone's going to come in there and say, oh, this is anti Semitic. That's the same thing you always hear so that you don't question what's actually.

[B]

Happening in your country.

[A]

It's becoming a problem.

[B]

Is it? I like it. I think they're doing a good job.

[A]

Who, Who's.

[B]

The Jews? Look, the porn industry is thriving. The. The banks are crushing.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Hollywood is, you know, going through a little bit of a low for. But for a long stretch there, Hollywood was crushing. Israel's doing pretty good.

[A]

Everyone's doing good.

[B]

Gays are on a really big upswing as far as, like, taking over the country.

[A]

And this isn't good that my mom is sending me. Oh, the International Jew by Henry Ford.

[B]

I'm just saying that whatever the Jews are, are, like, doing. Those industries are doing pretty well.

[A]

I didn't even want to do this with her. I didn't want to have that conversation because the same way, same reason, I don't want to have this conversation on here with these lovely people.

[B]

These are people. These people. My cousins.

[A]

Yeah, all of our cousins. Hello. It's because we've had it already and it just becomes destructive and detrimental. And then I look like a monster. Well, When I go, but am I wrong though? And I go, hey, look at who sold out all of his buddies in the worst possible way. Sold them out to Politico. Okay. Send screenshots of the worst.

[B]

So he just said like, yo, my friends and I chop it up. Here's the messages of us chopping it up.

[A]

There's a right wing movement that's building among young white people. Here is some messages that will spike their careers before they even get started. And then boom.

[B]

I wonder if it's gonna backfire though. And people are gonna go, based vote.

[A]

These guys in gonna backfire because of this. It's. Do you see this is what I'm saying where I'm like, I'm telling people. I'm like, just ask. Ask Laura Lumen to stop lying so much.

[B]

Yeah. Because I don't know that she's lying.

[A]

She's lying. And I'm like, just. But so much because number one, you're making yourself crazy. Number two, everybody already knows.

[B]

You know what's really cool? I could take my fingers and over my. Stick them down your throat and I can, I can do this and I can do it long enough that for some reason I can blow smoke out with no smoke in my mouth. That's an interesting thing, isn't it?

[C]

Do it.

[B]

I was thinking about it when you were talking. Do it. Okay. I don't know if the top could probably see it.

[A]

I can't see it. I don't know if I want you to do it. It's probably the guess. Okay, Here we go. 1, 2, 3.

[B]

No, wait, wait. I gotta do it longer.

[A]

1, 2, 3, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Oh, shit. Yeah, there was a little bit of smoke there.

[B]

Weird.

[A]

How does one. How does one figure out that they can do that?

[B]

I don't remember.

[A]

Fairly recently a 35 year old man figured that out, huh? No, I knew that.

[B]

I knew this since like elementary school.

[A]

And you're just telling me now?

[B]

I like to keep my secrets until the appropriate time shows it gets deeper.

[A]

When you find out that the pioneers of lgb. Yeah. We're just doing. My mom is just doing. I should send a Europa. And she probably tell me something like, God, please. It's like Europa. Have you seen these?

[B]

Tick tocks. If I have 10 hours for anything, it's mother horse eyes. Not.

[A]

We're supposed to do that.

[B]

I would love to do a breakdown of mother horse eyes.

[A]

Yeah, good. Some good clean, non anti Semitic.

[B]

Why she keeps sending us these. These.

[A]

What? What's wrong with These. What's wrong with this guy?

[B]

No, nothing.

[A]

Say it.

[B]

I'm just, I'm a little gassy.

[A]

You're a little gassy. All right. Well, yeah, this, this dude is unfortunate looking look. He's got a little bit of a cross eyed. Like you too.

[B]

You know what I'm glad you don't do. I'm glad you don't do no mustache but beard.

[A]

I might do it.

[B]

I don't like it. No mustache but beard is a horrifying move.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Hey, ladies in the chat. Is it, is it true? Is it just a terrible look for a dude and no mustache but a beard?

[A]

When you give them kisses and stuff, they like it so it doesn't tickle them.

[B]

No, I don't think so.

[A]

Nancy, what do you think about no mustache but beard, NMB Guam and a black.

[C]

It's all or nothing. You can't just.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Have a beard and not a mustache. That's weird.

[A]

Okay, that's good. Next time I'd like you to answer along my parameters of Guaman or blappin.

[B]

Well, we have to establish what's a negative and what's.

[A]

Well, obviously the black woman is the positive.

[B]

Look, the guy and the, the three people on, on YouTube are like, there's no ladies in the chat. We, for whatever reason, we do have ladies in the chat. They're all on, on Patreon and all of them are pretty disturbed.

[A]

Yeah, they pay us because they write.

[B]

In to chronicles and they go.

[A]

What was that?

[B]

Did you hear?

[C]

Oh, bug fight. Says this is a list of things that get undeserved. Hate Olive Garden imitation. Crab mama lobsters. Algorithm. Algorithm.

[B]

I don't know that anybody hates imitation.

[A]

These people are just anti Semitic. Well, let's watch this next video. Maybe you'll disagree.

[B]

Crab.

[A]

It's crab but imitated.

[B]

I almost farted. I've been trying to hold in a fart this whole time.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Oh, I know this guy.

[A]

Oh, what happened?

[B]

You know who he is?

[A]

Motivating people to dig deeper.

[B]

This is the guy. Everybody's like, you need to have him on the show.

[A]

Oh, some black guy.

[B]

But I don't like the way he talks.

[A]

Who is, who is he?

[B]

He's. He's been on Merkel show.

[A]

Is he the rapper?

[B]

Yeah, and I was just like, I just don't like the way he talks.

[A]

Well, I, we. We've had white rappers on the show.

[B]

But crack Amiko talks like a normal dude.

[A]

Oh, no, I'm talking about other white rappers.

[B]

That Damon rant.

[A]

No, that Says nasty things about us afterwards. Not very nice.

[B]

I remember that. Oh, yeah.

[A]

Our friends. So we have a bad track record with rappers. It's true. But I also don't. Yeah, I don't like the cadence. Yeah, it's a little too slow. It's not like for my liking.

[B]

It feels put.

[A]

It makes me feel like you're making me listen to you. But it's fine. You like that. It's like Jerry Seinfeld, Isaiah Robinson.

[B]

I just don't like the way that he talks. And you know what, though?

[A]

We'll ask the chat. Chat real quick. Isaiah Robinson, blapping or guaman?

[B]

Is he blapping or guaming? Yeah, pull it back a little bit. Let's bring it to the beginning.

[A]

All right, Pull it back, pull it back.

[B]

Oh, wait up. It's pause. It always does that.

[A]

Facebook is horrible.

[B]

It is hard.

[A]

And look, look.

[B]

Oh my God. And then you double click.

[A]

This is just motivating people. People to dig deeper. In fact, I have a friend who.

[B]

Texted me today at seven o' clock in the morning and said, I've been doing so much research.

[A]

I know it was a setup.

[B]

This guy, George Zinn, who we first thought it was.

[A]

You know what else he was involved in? 9, 11 and the Boston bombing.

[B]

How are you? Okay.

[A]

Can't, right? Isn't it hard to do?

[B]

Did we say this the day after the Charlie Kirk assassination?

[A]

The day of, we were like, who is that guy? Remember? I was like, yeah.

[B]

I said to you, if anything pokes its head up that looks even remotely MK Ultra E Project Monarch, then that's exactly what this is. And before the episode ended, he goes, shoot me. Shoot me. And his pants are around his. His ankles. And then the dude goes, he's just a patsy. He's a little bit loopy poopy or whatever he called him, but he's just a patsy. And we said definitively this. And then by the next episode, I think we said, oh, so he was around for the Boston bombing. He called in a. A bomb threat after the Boston bombing. He said that it was Al Qaeda the day of 9, 11 or some crazy crap like that. And then of course, he's here at the. And I think he was even something to do with. With Sandy Hook. It's like it just goes on and on. But. But the point here is we ain't.

[A]

No, we're not. And my mom continues to remind me of that.

[B]

She's like, you guys ain't. I love to hear this from the young black gentleman named somebody, but not from you guys. Not from you guys. I just find it.

[A]

Look at this.

[B]

It's just like. It's a bummer.

[A]

This is actually interesting. So the chair of the Indiana Young Republicans, Melody Quanti, is a drunk driving millennial quirk Chungus who retweets. Nina Turner post. Howard Zinn quotes. That guy's name is Howard Zinn. Is that Howard Zinn? George. George Zinn. Never mind.

[B]

Millennial quirk Chungus. Dude. What. What does that mean?

[A]

Oh, it's. These are significant words.

[B]

What is a quirk Chungus.

[A]

A quirk. She's supposed to be one of these quirky girls. She's a chungus. When you see her, she's. She's.

[B]

Oh, that means like fat, fat Chungus.

[A]

Sloppy but endearing. Oh, you know what I'm saying, right? Nancy.

[B]

Sloppy but endearing. You know? You got any friends like that?

[C]

Yeah, I know one.

[B]

Say her last name.

[C]

I don't know it.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Oh, wow. So I guess really not friends.

[B]

I don't understand why the blue letter Bible doesn't like us.

[A]

Melody Quanti is the lady that runs the Indiana Young Republicans who trash the other Young Republicans. Disavowing immediately. Turns out this lady has like a record of drunk driving and. And also a record of reposting and promoting leftist political ideology. Thought it was interesting.

[B]

I thought she was cool with the drunk driving thing.

[A]

I don't know. So who the hell is Howard's in? I guess it's different, guys.

[B]

Chungus has the fupa. Thank you, Ryan Drew Chungus with the fupa.

[A]

Is it black? Is the FUPA blapping or. Or Guamin?

[B]

Ah, I don't know.

[A]

It's a good question for you guys.

[B]

It's fine. Not just two, but now three. I don't want you going crazy, but what are the. That's Ryan Matt George Zinn, the patsy that was arrested at the Charlie Kirk assassination, also saw night 9 11. He saw the planes fly into the buildings and called that in and reported it. Then he also called in a fake terrorist attack at the Boston Marathon bombing and just so happened to get arrested at Charlie Kurt's event. And it wouldn't give me an answer first because it's impossible to calculate. Well, I said use statistical probability and give me a ballpark stat on the probability of him being at all three major events. And it goes through here and it breaks it down. And we get down here to the very bottom where it combines the probability right here, combined probability, and it says it is equal to 0.7 zeros 5% or 5 times 10 to the power of 8, that translates to approximately 1 in 2 billion.

[A]

I don't believe in coincidences, guys.

[B]

Okay? But I don't need Grok to tell me that we saw it. We just saw him say, shoot me on the show.

[A]

We were, like, done straight into it.

[B]

That was enough. That was enough.

[A]

And then we intuited it, and you.

[B]

Layer all that other crap on top of it, and we go, yeah, obviously. But from the moment he came out with his pants down saying, shoot me, shoot me, we said. And then when his buddy got on the screen and he's just like, you know, he's just a loopy poopy, but he's a patsy. That word patsy right there solidified it for me, and I was absolutely done believing it.

[A]

The problem is that we're just not formulating our content into good slop.

[B]

We need to put it into the trough.

[A]

We need better slop into the trough, into the slop.

[B]

We need big sloppers, big slope flop sloppers.

[A]

Our problem is that, like, our editor is too good.

[B]

Yeah, dude, Laney crushes. He makes really great edits. And. And they gotta be bad. Can you take some of these down, like, several notches?

[A]

Because what is Nancy gonna show us? She's. She's got something to show us.

[B]

Nancy, what are you showing us? What is it?

[A]

Oh, I can't.

[B]

Okay, let's make it big. Oh, thank you. On Urban Dictionary, the word chungus is defined in several, several ways, but they are all related to the meme character. Big chungus, Chunky anus, giant earth destroying God killing rabbit.

[A]

Nice.

[B]

What? Referring to the Internet meme character. A chunky anus. Whoa. How does one have anus? Chunk anything and everything, dude.

[A]

What? Yeah.

[B]

The origin of the term, the word chungus was coined by video game journalist James Jim Sterling. The phrase big chungus was popularized online by a 2018 meme featuring a screenshot of an overweight bugs Bunny from 1941 Looney Tunes cartoon.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

With big chungus ed it. My son says, big chungus. And I go, you don't know what that means? The meme led to the term being used more broadly to describe anything chunky or overweight, and eventually a more surreal or more severe surreal definition seen on Urban Dictionary.

[A]

All right, this is big.

[B]

Yeah. I've seen that fat Bugs Bunny, and I got to admit, I'm a fan.

[A]

I like it.

[B]

I like the way he looks.

[A]

This is the big chungus right here.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You get it. You get it when you see it.

[B]

All right. I guess it's one of those things. All right, that's fine. I'll allow it.

[A]

Gosh, dude.

[B]

What's going on here?

[A]

Right here?

[B]

Yeah, that's better. All right. Well, that was, you know, disappointing. Not the definition, but just the whole. It. It's. We did a whole episode on it and. And we've talked about it several times on the show, but, you know, we ain't.

[A]

Yeah, no, who cares?

[B]

And I understand that.

[A]

That's what I'm saying. Like, I was trying to tell Matt. I was like, I'm at the point in my life, my career or like, put a little bit of respect on my name. Now I'm saying the things that I've done, I guess the places that I've been, the people that I've seen, the things that I know. No, I'm saying. Yeah, I guess you feel me?

[B]

No, I do feel you, but no, no, no, I just don't. No, no, no, no. I don't know that. No, no, no. Respect, you know, to me it goes to that respect. I don't need you.

[A]

R, E, S, P, C, T or what?

[B]

I don't. I don't care about your booze. I've seen what makes you cheer. No, like that kind of. From who, though?

[A]

From everybody. All right. A little bit from. From the chat. Just from the chat to start with.

[B]

Well, that's a hard ask. And they're not going to respect you and. And you know.

[A]

You know, respect.

[B]

No, it's crazy. No, I.

[A]

It's, you know, it's crazy. I used to had. I used to had respect. And now my producer just talks over me.

[C]

Scott says David Lee Corbo, AKA Raven Chungus.

[B]

Exactly. Not nice Scott. Stupid Scott.

[A]

I like Scott. I hope he gets. I hope he makes it and his friend doesn't have a relapse.

[B]

Next.

[A]

Bohemian Grove.

[B]

Yeah. Dude, was it? Well, yeah, I would like.

[A]

That was unfortunate. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I think he did it.

[B]

No, this clip that I'm about to show you was aired eight years before COVID Check this out.

[A]

No, you hold on one second.

[B]

Eight years. No, dude.

[A]

I believe that aired in somebody goes respect Top. What you need is a shape up.

[B]

I mean, that's crazy.

[A]

Just cut my hair.

[B]

I think that that is actually true. So.

[A]

So respect for Top. Disdain for David. We like that.

[B]

I believe came out in 2009.

[A]

This episode. What is this?

[B]

This is Jesse Ventura's conspiracy theorist. Really? This is another slap in the face face. How often have I brought up this.

[A]

Episode wild levels of disrespect for Mama Lobster.

[B]

I only see this, this dysgenic woman for a flash. I'm looking at David.

[A]

It's hard to see him right now. He's vibrating with disrespect.

[B]

I know exactly what this is because I bring it up. It's one of the five things that I say every single episode. Five figures.

[A]

Five figures.

[B]

Five figures. I just.

[A]

That's what we're asking for. That's what we're asking for is such a great name. We respect top. We love David.

[B]

I don't feel it's true. Do you feel respected?

[C]

It's indicative living in the United States. No, sir, I'd rather not.

[B]

You'd rather just be here so you can make a fast exit? If you.

[C]

As soon as you and I finish, you're out. I'm leaving the country again. Why? Because in a very, very short time, not today, not tomorrow, but very soon, we'll be facing compulsory vaccination under the mistaken term of voluntary vaccination.

[B]

What is it about these vaccinations? You think that they're bad?

[A]

Well, first of all, let's start with the fact that the World Health Organization.

[C]

Has decided that we have 90%.

[B]

I don't know if I want to.

[A]

I didn't pause it myself.

[B]

Dude, are you kidding me? And I'm correct. So she's sending me wrong information. December 30, 2009.

[A]

2009. Even earlier.

[B]

December 30, 2009, which, by the way, is what I always say. Hold on.

[A]

4, 000 likes on this, this video that we're doing right now will not get anywhere near that.

[B]

Not anywhere near that. But I, I you send it to us. It's what I say all the time, but it's wrong. Yeah.

[A]

Jesse Ventura went insane after this.

[B]

Yeah, he did.

[A]

So did David.

[B]

He got all, all blapped up.

[A]

It's one of the five pillars. David says, seriously, some old lady on the Jesse ventura show in 2012.

[B]

2009. December 30, 2009. I was 19 years old, three years deep into my conspiracy research. And from that day forward, I was, like, keeping an eye out for when they do the thing.

[A]

My mom's right across. We can just go. You can go slap her, dude.

[B]

I'm really upset because it just makes me feel like, like I see her in the chat, chat sometimes, and she said she listens to the show, but it's like, I think she just laughs at us. Like, she goes, what a bunch of retards. What a bunch of Idiots don't believe anything they say and then give us money.

[C]

Soul Explorer says, here's some respect.

[A]

Blapping or guamin.

[C]

Guamin.

[A]

Okay. That's respect. That's respect, baby. Shout out.

[C]

Wait, which is which? I don't get it.

[B]

What do you mean? You don't get the following on this show.

[A]

Are you paying attention? Are you doing like my mom? And just not like you're here, but you're not here. You're in the room, but you're not in the room.

[C]

I'm here.

[B]

All right, Nancy. Well, guaming is $5 or more.

[C]

Oh, then I've been lying.

[B]

So you've been lying. So we've been disrespecting the people who have been guaming us by calling them blabbers?

[C]

For the most part, yeah.

[B]

A little bit of both. He'd be blapping, but then he'd be guaming. He's the kind of guy that mixes it up. And I respect that about Scott, but he's a. Whoa. I'm sorry. He just frustrates me because he says a lot of mean things.

[A]

That's aggressive.

[B]

Maybe I'm just all wound up right now. He does call me fat.

[A]

Well.

[C]

And he doesn't like your eyebrows.

[B]

I can't do anything about my eyebrows. If I lose weight, I'm still gonna have these eyebrows.

[A]

The reason we're not allowed on blue letter Bible, realistically, is because David is fat. That, and I'll explain why.

[B]

Shut up.

[A]

I'll explain why for a second.

[B]

Stand for bmi.

[A]

Bmi letter Bible. No, no, It's. This is. We can't read the Bible and be better people because David had to take off his gun and put it on the table in front. Don't pull it.

[B]

Blue letter Bible.

[A]

No.

[B]

I'm coming to kill you.

[A]

No, he's not. So he couldn't. He put it.

[B]

He.

[A]

He puts it on the table in front of the rep, and everyone's looking at it like it's a Mexican stand up, like someone's gonna grab it. And he goes, yeah, I just got to put it there. Because it doesn't fit in his waistband when he sits down.

[B]

No, it does fit. It's just like, what's the problem? It's a little uncomfy.

[A]

Why? I got one.

[B]

Because it's a. It's a gun.

[A]

I got one. I'm good.

[B]

Yours only has 12 rounds.

[A]

What's the. It's not an excuse. That's not an excuse.

[B]

And it gets a little bit uncomfortable.

[A]

It does not shrink or Expand depending on how many bullets you have. And it also. I shoot my gun sometimes. Sometimes I shoot. I go outside and I shoot.

[B]

But you don't remember to put bullets back.

[A]

I don't care.

[B]

No, no, no. You had nine rounds in there. But it's a 12 round magazine.

[A]

Yeah, because I shot three rounds.

[B]

No, but I'm saying it's only a 12 round for no reason. Mine is a 15 round.

[A]

This guy thinks he's about it. About it.

[B]

Digs into my waist a little bit.

[A]

I go outside sometimes and I go, I'm just gonna shoot today. And they go, what do you mean, a tree?

[B]

And I go, no, blah, blah, blah. Letter. Bible basically went insane after this. All right, let's play more messages for Mom.

[A]

Do we have to?

[B]

Yeah, dude, I'm having fun.

[A]

All right.

[B]

It's my favorite show to do.

[A]

I know, but this is the show that's gonna get us kicked out of the coffee shop. Coffee.

[B]

We are.

[A]

You know, when I go in there and Mason sees me and I say, coffee. She's got me. Get you some coffee. And I'm like, just.

[B]

But she says it from all the.

[A]

Way up there, and I can just pour it. Just pour it. I don't want to even talk to you.

[B]

Mason is. Is one of the lovely folks that work at Standard Coffee, and she's Big Bird.

[A]

Here we go.

[B]

17Ft tall.

[A]

I can't hear it in this book.

[B]

So you can read it for yourself. This is in downtown Las Vegas, right on the railroad tracks. Says enemy prison, war camp. They're all on top. They're building them all the way across the United States right now.

[A]

That.

[B]

And the problem is that we're going to enslave ourselves because most of the people want to keep having food coming in. And you're going to follow the line. You're just rocking yourself into your own prison camp. Then we're going to come down to the extermination.

[C]

Just like World War II underground had already been built. Is that all for the elite?

[B]

Yeah. Really? What are they going to do with the rest of people? They just get rid of them. Leave them above ground and be radiated. So the Soviets have three new.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

We'll pause this like, this is real early conspiracy crap.

[A]

It's rough. What is it? Mom's a griper. Yeah, probably. She fluctuates.

[B]

She.

[A]

Sometimes she hates Trump, sometimes she likes them.

[B]

She's like the muzzies.

[A]

Sometimes the Muslims, sometimes it's the Jews.

[B]

What do you got, Nance?

[C]

Joe Brown asks, are y' all going to the ninjas or butterfly.

[A]

Oh, we'll be there. Look for us tonight, my co host is gonna be dressed like a homosexual.

[B]

No, we're not gonna be there. We were gonna be there, but then I. I just can't get like, I don't have a sitter. Just.

[A]

We're going.

[B]

That's the thing when you move to a place where nobody that, you know lives.

[A]

Ask the guys with the beards and do they have the mustaches?

[B]

If you do go ask for us.

[A]

Yeah. Be like, well, it'll be very funny. Where the NDs we heard that Nephilim.

[B]

Despot was going to be here.

[A]

Yeah. And then who's that? And you just look around. Somebody dressed gay. Somebody pretty upset they're banned from blue letter Bible. You know, Letter Bible, nothing.

[B]

Nobody's in here screaming about blue letter Bible.

[A]

And if they say, we don't know, ask for a refund. Yeah, a refund. How much was it? Was he blapping or guamin? I mean, come on.

[B]

Oh, yeah. How much Black Guam. Guam.

[C]

Black Guam is five and up, right, Nancy?

[B]

Come on, Nancy.

[A]

Nancy.

[B]

Nancy needs alpha brain.

[A]

Nancy.

[C]

I do Nancy. Yes.

[B]

Tough. Which one did he do?

[C]

Guam based.

[A]

Great.

[B]

Nice. All right.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

We. We need one more thing.

[B]

Stop crossing your legs.

[A]

We need a black.

[B]

Try to get your knees season. Don't do that, dude. All right, all right. Oh, here we go. This guy's running from the juicers. Oh.

[A]

Oh, wait up. We blapping a Guaman. Started off, baby.

[C]

He's guamin.

[B]

Okay. He has no idea.

[A]

Nancy. Nancy.

[B]

You don't know if you're guaming or blapping.

[A]

Nancy, My legs. They blapping or guaming?

[B]

Geez, dude.

[A]

There's only one right answer.

[B]

You take that ticker down and we're looking at your butthole.

[A]

No.

[C]

Zano says that's his name. Okay, there's some shekels for my favorite caligary mutts.

[A]

Oh, okay. He might be blabbing.

[B]

Might be guamy. Anal.

[A]

I don't know what that means. Speaking of anal, this guy.

[B]

Okay, what is this now? Now you gotta try to.

[A]

Oh, no. They're asking for commitment. Stay till the end.

[B]

I hate when they do that. Make me leave at the beginning. I leave immediately. Dude.

[A]

So should we stay?

[B]

Yeah, whatever. Just let them. Let him rip.

[A]

Here we go, Monsters.

[B]

I like it. Wait, you know what's crazy?

[A]

That was actually a great. That was a great cut. I accidentally pressed some buttons, but it started off where he just goes, monsters.

[B]

That's. And it's Problem, solution.

[A]

And then he goes, jesus.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

That's it.

[B]

Subliminal. Messenger said. This is what happens when Nancy misses too many late night streams. She needs a recharge.

[A]

I don't know what that means.

[B]

Sleepy.

[A]

What's it mean?

[B]

Stop flirting with Nancy. He speaks in riddles, man.

[A]

Who?

[B]

Somebody just pay attention. Invited us to collaborate on a reel. And they're called Gen Z Congress.

[A]

Stay to the end.

[B]

Yeah, man.

[A]

Everybody in this nation is living with. With demons and monsters all around you. Nephilim manifested demons and actual monsters all around.

[B]

You ever hear the guy that's like.

[A]

Like demons, bro.

[B]

Like, banana bread at work, bro. You ever hear that video? It's really great. It's a guy that's talking about, like, he's like, life can suck. But you know what doesn't suck, bro? Getting banana bread at work, bro. And it just goes on this whole tangent about how great it is to randomly get banana bread at work.

[A]

Can I just say how much I do, like, when we're in the coffee shop. Coffee. Coffee. And we can go. We need a better button. Like a. Like a button that just. That but in the front. Yeah. And then somebody comes back and like, what do you want? Or they come back with. With coffee.

[B]

I would like to do that. And then when. When they show up, be like, we don't want anything. We just want to keep you.

[A]

Give them the shoe. Shoe. Shoe. Do not.

[B]

Right. What do you.

[A]

What are you here for?

[B]

Well, that's what we're working on right now is having. We call it the Bella cam because Bella is one of the. The girls that works there. It's actually Matt's daughter. And. And you know, we. We have this awesome situation at the standard coffee shop where we have access to really high quality coffee that can show up whenever we want.

[A]

Blue letter coffee.

[B]

Blue letter coffee. And so we just need like a button to summon them.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

And we have a camera that. That points at the door when they open it. We have to get it situated a little bit better.

[A]

Maybe the button should sound like this. This.

[B]

Imagine just up front, like, what's happening.

[A]

It's like the. The stuttering will stop when the coffee gets delivered. Yeah. Yeah. I like that, though. I like that. Because right now I was thinking about, like, damn if we did have banana bread here.

[B]

Oh, my God. Yeah. Banana bread. You know what? Standard coffee shop. The pastries. I haven't had them because I'm trying to be amazing and I've been getting real upset because they look good. One of them is like Drizzled in some sort of cinnamon sauce. And I'm like, once done, you and no one knows it, and then they call a guy like me crazy for calling it out.

[A]

Okay. But when I was practicing magic deep.

[B]

Reese skates. Can I order the coffee to my home? Like, coffee grounds? Well, soon we're working on a nephilim death squad standard coffee shop blend collab. So that'll be for the folks that want to order it online and get it delivered to their house. And you'll get some. Some NDS calls.

[A]

Yeah, they go, Remember when Matt tried to touch the buttons? Yeah, I don't let him touch anything.

[B]

Definitely don't.

[A]

You know, like, he touched the desk.

[B]

Matt will, like, he'll hyper fixate on, like, some stacked boxes in the corner. And for the whole episode, like, if you guys go back and look at those episodes that we started doing, you know, in that coffee shop, the ones that he's on, he's just, like, the whole time just staring, and at the end, he's like, I'm sorry, guys, but there was, like, a few boxes in the corner, and I just couldn't stop looking at him. We got to do something about those boxes. Boxes. Because they're just demanding my attention. I'm going, matt, just look away.

[A]

Dude, this is a problem. Yeah, look at me.

[B]

Yeah. But then when he looks up, he goes to the boxes and he goes. And he gets all.

[A]

It's weird.

[B]

I don't know. There's something wrong with him, I think.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, well, he did let us open up podcast studio in his coffee.

[B]

Shop, so I'm starting to really look at Matt and go, like, damn, dude. Yeah, right? Because why'd you let us do this? And then, like, what's up with the boxes? You're looking at them and, like, you look mad all the time.

[A]

I get, like, the molding rip. We ripped off the molding, and that really threw him into a tizzy, but okay. You like that word tizzy?

[B]

No. Somebody just sent me $1 on cash app. Thank you, Chris Brown. He said, we need you to add up all the super chats TLC style. Oh, probably not gonna do that. By the way, though, I was thinking about doing.

[A]

We could do that.

[B]

No, no, I don't want to do math, please.

[A]

Oh, this is a pretty decent amount of math you got.

[B]

It's a decent amount of math. I was thinking about doing a show from the coffee shop, a nightly one only twice. Twice a week.

[A]

Don't do it. Why not?

[B]

You don't think so? Sure. All right, well, do it.

[A]

But then you're gonna get wild and out of control.

[B]

No, I would be respectable and decent. And I don't know what I would call it. I don't know what I would do, but it's like there's a vibe, you know, Because I like watching, quite frankly. And what I really love about his show is like, it's kind of like a chill, it's dark, kind of cozy. It's a vibe a little bit, you know, And I'm like, we could do that with this really beautiful set that we have. And then maybe I do it a Monday and a Wednesday night. You know, Monday night. Wednesday night could be cool. I've just been thinking about it.

[A]

What do you think, guys?

[B]

What do you guys think? Just let me know what you think. If you think about it, it. If you. I'm, you know. No, we're not going to do N Bombs. We don't do that anymore because M. Lauren, stop it. Yeah, come on.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Deep within it, in a place where.

[A]

Satan was not expecting me to repent.

[B]

Like I was gonna die there.

[A]

This guy looks like he has neck tattoos, and he does have neck tattoos. It's a little jarring, but he was showing me things that he would show.

[B]

Somebody who was gonna die in it. Okay, there is demons everywhere. I slept with them, talked with them.

[A]

Saw them manifest, and go talk to other people. And those people had no idea they were talking to demons. I've seen demons leave the spiritual realm, enter people, and then come up and speak to me through them so we could have a conversation through the people. And those people had no idea. You live in a world full of demons and monsters and nephilim, and the United States of America is the most.

[B]

Deceptive, insane place there ever is.

[A]

It is a cesspool of demons.

[B]

And modern lukewarm Christians can't see past.

[A]

Their television set and their cell phone.

[B]

And like their dusty bibles and brand new iPhones.

[A]

And even though they sing the song.

[B]

They still don't go out and share their gospel. You know what? It's a really weird delivery.

[A]

Yeah, really weird. Like he had something to say.

[B]

But is that what we have to do in order for Blue Letter Bible to respect us? Us is. We have to deliver it like that. How many. How many shares does that have? How many thumbs up?

[A]

4.1000.

[B]

No big deal. 4.1000. Hey, go, guys. Did you hear about the Google searches that were discovered about the hospital and doctors that were linked with the Charlie Kirk murder? IP addresses from Israel and D.C. months before the murder.

[A]

No, I don't. Don't know what those words mean.

[B]

I kind of gathered something from them. That something's up, huh, Is what you're getting.

[A]

Yeah, something's going on.

[B]

I gotta look into it. I' been doing a lot of not looking into it lately.

[A]

Yeah. The stuff I tell you, you go, what do you mean? That's the thing. And I'm like, yeah, this is a. Yeah.

[B]

Oh, there he is. It's Elon Musk Muscles.

[A]

Elon Muscles. Let's see what he's saying.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Is he saying anything? Some people believe that you are an alien. I am. That's it. It's just a picture. Oh, wait.

[B]

We gotta bring it on stage for people to see. Now you are uncovered.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

All right. Oh, geez. What in a fluff? I am an alien. You are. Please. Now you are uncovered.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

I keep telling people I'm an alien, but nobody believes me. People believe that. Okay, well, that's it. That's. That's. That's. That's it. That's. He's an alien now. Because he said it. I don't know, man. You know those little things. Sometimes people look into the slip moment too much, you know, and it's not even a slip. That's just like a silly goose time if you say it. I heard you were an alien, you know, you're gonna. You're gonna say that.

[A]

Yeah, I say a lot of things. And this is. I feel like my mom. The problem is, she's gonna present this to me. And she goes, you see? He is an alien. And I'm like, well, how do you know? Where's your basin?

[B]

She goes, right.

[A]

There's a video that.

[B]

What if I went like, I'm an alien.

[A]

An alien? Yeah, I'm an alien. And now you know, because I told.

[B]

You, everybody's getting mad. So Stacks Farmstead says I can't do a show on Wednesday because he's doing a show on Wednesday nights at 8, which is very cool. So I won't do that. Maybe I'll do it Thursday. I don't want to do Friday. People are like, oh, do it Monday and Friday. But Friday is like, you know, I go out, do stuff. My son doesn't have school the next day. We can go out and do stuff. So I like to do it on Friday. That's. That's silly. But maybe a Thursday.

[A]

You allowed to do it?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You sure?

[B]

Yeah, yeah. I don't want to do it. Like, you know, I was just Waiting for us to get a studio. Because I'm not going to come in your house and. And do it in. In this one.

[A]

Come on.

[B]

Anything I have, I'm going to Guam in. In here at night. Dude, I said, but now we have a studio, so I go there.

[A]

Painted dome.

[B]

All right.

[A]

What's this mean? Oh, we know this. I know this girl.

[B]

She's funny looking.

[A]

Yeah, there she is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

She might just be the angle.

[A]

She knows a little bit okay. About this stuff, but she's gonna go way further than us because she's not ugly.

[C]

Husband happening. And I know I can't be the only one who's caught this.

[B]

Is that a problem?

[A]

Yeah, we're ugly. I mean. Yeah. Look, I've been looking at the. The pictures.

[B]

Yeah. I look at them, too, and I go, like, you know how I know we are? Because every time I pop up, up, I, like, gotta, like, fix my face. You know how I know my face looks like?

[A]

They send me video.

[C]

I have to step away for a moment.

[B]

I might announce it.

[A]

Just get out. Just.

[B]

Just leave, Nancy.

[C]

Bye.

[B]

She's gonna go laugh about how ugly we are.

[A]

Yeah. She's like, yeah, they are ugly. I'm glad they noticed, finally. It's fine, Nancy.

[B]

I am gassy.

[A]

No, no, because it's. Every time on Twitter, every day I check it, somebody goes, hey, look, look, top. Lol. And it's some guy from, like, Somalia. And I'm just, like, damned. Well, after a while, I'm like. I feel like I'm starting to really look like that.

[B]

I look like a lot of lesbians.

[A]

And you look like Chaney.

[B]

Yeah. Which Cheney looks better than I do.

[A]

All right, so this girl is doing her thing, which is our thing, but.

[B]

But she's better looking than us.

[A]

Yeah. So.

[B]

Loud. Can you lower this?

[A]

No, it's, like, muted or sucks. Sorry, guys. Are they driving up a hill? Indian people driving up a hill. I gotta mute. It's too crazy.

[B]

It's bad. Yeah. Why are you showing me this?

[A]

I don't know. Oh, is this. She drives old.

[B]

What are the new cars?

[A]

Oh, they're painting the dome. Oh.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Kind of cool. I think we went too high.

[B]

Movement that inspires.

[C]

Okay, I know I can't be the only one. Not only do I notice that the sky is much, much lower, but I feel that there's, like, a layer of dark, dark clouds all the time. And when there's, like, holes in the dark clouds, I can see fake. Like.

[A]

I love how crazy she is. She might be crazier. Than us.

[B]

We're not crazy.

[A]

She's saying that this guy. She thinks the sky is lower than before.

[B]

I've never heard that the sky is lower.

[A]

The sky is falling.

[B]

Yeah, well. And what's crazy is if you go into the comments, she's right. She's not the only one. She's like, I can't be the only one. And people are like, yes.

[A]

You're not like, yeah, so beautiful. Show Bob. Bob's.

[B]

Show Bob's. This guy is low. Show Bob.

[A]

Super low. For sure.

[B]

Let's see. Look. M. Lauren. She's like, no, seriously, this guy is lower.

[A]

Yeah. Maybe it's a girl thing.

[B]

Maybe it's a girl thing. Yeah. You ever think it's like estrogen?

[A]

Well, let's see what else she's saying, because maybe there's some veracity to it. But I do, like, I would love to get her on the show because she has a bunch of. Like this. It's very funny.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Have you noticed the sky is low? The sky is lower.

[B]

Has anybody noticed that? The sky is.

[A]

There's another girl at my. My wife's job where she's like. Like. My wife's like, oh, what? She what? He's like, what does he do for a living? Like, they look. What does he do? And she goes, he does a podcast.

[B]

And they go, I know, dude. Do you hate, like, when people like, what do you do? And you're like, I'm a podcast. I got to figure out a different word.

[A]

I'm a radio. Well, we're going to be radio hosts.

[B]

No, we're not. I just said a lady came in from the radio, and now we're going to be radio people. You know, what's that? There's a new car company.

[A]

We're leaving the coffee shop. We're going to be at the radio store.

[B]

What's the. This new car brand. New car brand.

[A]

Yeah, but I'm still talking.

[B]

They kind of look kind of cool now.

[A]

I forgot.

[B]

Oh, it's a Rivian. You ever see a Rivian?

[A]

Nope.

[B]

You've seen them. They're kind of cool. They're new, though.

[A]

That's it, though.

[B]

She's not here to press the noise. And Michael Johnson gave us some. Some. Some cheddar. Let's scroll up.

[A]

Michael Johnson, UFC fighter.

[B]

No, no, no. You gotta scroll up. I don't know if you click. Okay, here we go. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Choice.

[A]

What is it called? Oh, it's called Jap.

[B]

Okay. Michael Johnson, thank you for the Five dollar as. I'll be at my bank across from Brew Letter Blue Letter Bible headquarters on Pelham Road in Greenville, South Carolina, in 15 minutes. Need me to quote, stop by.

[A]

No, don't do that. Wow.

[B]

We're coming for you.

[A]

Tell them to return the money.

[B]

We got Ops.

[A]

I think they should return them.

[B]

They should return the money. I just think it's funny when you go, like, these guys aren't for us, but we will take your five figure donation.

[A]

Five figures?

[B]

Five figures. Five. Count them.

[A]

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, Figures. Crazy.

[B]

You go, not for us. Take the. Take the episode down. Actually, is it better that this.

[A]

This girl's up while we talk? I feel like maybe the views will go higher.

[B]

It could be. Yeah.

[A]

Let's finish what she's saying.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

This is. Oh, the. The girl at my. My wife's job. You're a conspiracy guy. You can you do a show Podcaster.

[B]

What do you think about the sky?

[A]

Then they go, very disrespectful podcaster like that goes up at me, and I go, yes, I am. And she goes, let me ask you something.

[B]

Huh?

[A]

When did they replace the sun? And I just go, I just walked away.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I just walked away. I was like, I don't know. I don't know what you're even talking about. I'm not that type of conspiracy theorist. Dude, they replaced the sun. You know what kind of an operation that would have had?

[B]

No. I mean, I think there's probably something to it. When they do it at night, there's like a hexagonal. Have you seen this? It's like a honeycomb.

[A]

You think that. Of course.

[B]

You know what I'm talking about though, right? You've heard the words honeycomb as applied to the sun?

[A]

No.

[B]

Okay, yeah. So there's like a thing where it's like a pale white light, and if you zoom in on it, there's like a honeycomb configuration on it once the lens configure.

[A]

Configuration, Configuration. Five figuration. Five figures. Huh?

[B]

Dude, I had just a whole big fart knocking at the door. And you know that feeling when it goes back from Wednesday?

[A]

Feeling?

[B]

No, it's not a nice feeling, because what would be nicer is just blowing a hole through this leather chair.

[A]

Why? Okay, listen, don't do it. But. All right, let's finish the rest. I'm just saying that women have fun conspiracy theorists, because the way that they view the world is a bit skewed. I think something's wrong with their eyes. Yeah. And it's fun to see. It's fun to think about.

[B]

Maybe the sky's lower.

[A]

Maybe it got lower. Maybe it got lower. I like, look at her face. She's like, definitely got lower.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Almost painted on looking clouds above them.

[A]

The sky.

[B]

Huh.

[A]

Can anybody geo. Geolocate?

[B]

Hold on. Let's. Let's see here. Because this is a little bit.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Because suspiciously looks like the sky and clouds.

[A]

Yeah, it looks like clouds. It looks super low. Maybe she's high up. All right.

[B]

Like, she's jumping.

[A]

Maybe she's super tall. Maybe she's like that girl at the coffee shop.

[B]

Mason.

[A]

What is she showing us looking at the sky. That's the sun behind the sky.

[C]

And I was flying internationally. We flew so much lower. Like, we were definitely below the clouds the entire time we were flying over the US but as soon as we got over the water, the plan plane went up, like, so much further. I've been talking about this golden dome. I don't know the specifics, but there is something weird, you guys.

[B]

I feel like I like it here. I want to send to you the golden dome.

[A]

What is that?

[B]

Message not sent. Why is it not sent? I'm trying to send it to delete. Try sending again. Message sent. Not sent.

[A]

Well, that's the last message from Mom.

[B]

Okay, but why can't I send these messages? That's very strange. Okay, let's send that one. That's interesting. So I can send you the 5 second one on the NDS production room of me seeing that thing in the sky.

[A]

Hold on. Lainey just messaged us. He said, I can't believe Blue Letter Bible's mad. It was the most mild mannered episode I've ever watched.

[B]

It was very mild, Laney.

[A]

Well, we'll text him, but.

[B]

Well, Lainey has a taste for, like, death and destruction.

[A]

Can you make a. Can you make an edit out of that video and just make it horrific?

[B]

How would you even. There's nothing to draw from in that episode that, like, this guy does magic. Lainey does do magic.

[A]

All right, so we'll play this video and I guess we'll get out of here.

[B]

I sent two of them. I do got.

[A]

Now you're pushing it.

[B]

So this is the one where I see it from, like, the. And you can't even really tell, but I'm just like, this is what I see.

[A]

One of these maniacs is going to geolocate your location here. Let's see. What is it? Oh, yeah, the same thing.

[B]

It's just Cruise. It's Hard because it's looking. You're looking through a screen.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then the next one, I, like, run outside, but it's, like, already kind of too far gone. You're already, like, several seconds into it. You got to pull it back. Back.

[A]

Yeah. No, no, that was a. I don't know what the.

[B]

This is. Oh, God.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Yeah. And this thing's just cruising across the sky with this big tail behind.

[A]

Is this the thing? And then afterwards, he was like, yo, I had a dream that. And then he started to cry. That's when he started to cry.

[B]

No, I didn't have a dream. This wasn't a dream. And no.

[A]

But then you. You cried, though.

[B]

I didn't cry.

[A]

You're lying now. You did cry about something. Was it this star? Something to do with Tony Merkel, and then you cried?

[B]

No, that was the last time. And I was telling you that I had a long conversation with a. With a buddy of ours, but it was on the topic of. Of Merkel. And then I saw this thing. Now I'm starting to think that it was less specific because it seems like everybody else saw this too.

[A]

Everybody seen it.

[B]

But last time I. We were having, like. I was. It was like, Merkel related. And then I saw a shooting star, and then I had a bunch of weird dreams. Dreams. But that was about the rapture. Remember that?

[A]

Yeah, I do remember the thing. So now you just think your dreams don't mean anything?

[B]

No, I didn't have a dream this time.

[A]

I thought there was a dream coinciding with it.

[B]

No, I just saw the thing in the sky.

[A]

You haven't had any dreams at all lately?

[B]

I don't.

[A]

Wow, that's unusual.

[B]

I might have had a dream or two.

[A]

Oh, wait a second.

[B]

Sparrow. Hold on.

[A]

There we go. Very nice.

[B]

Thank you. Sparrow knows for the ten dollar. Guam. I'm sorry. For Raven to buy some activated charcoal would help with your constant gassiness. Well, maybe I don't want to help.

[A]

Yeah, I think he enjoys being gassed up.

[B]

You know what's really fun?

[A]

Seems uncomfortable. Sees he's always bloated.

[B]

I like when I make a fart.

[A]

In the car like a dead body.

[B]

And then I don't say anything to anybody, and I wait for my son and my wife to go, oh, what's happening? Oh, my God. Oh, that's good. When that happened.