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Told Matt get rid of it or get bled.
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Now he's been blabbed.
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Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of Nephilim Death Squad.
I am David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven. No, that's Top Lobster, the father of disinformation.
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Hey guys.
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And I'm gonna keep my arms up for the rest of this show now because you told me not to see.
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What I just did there, so.
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No. Dude, now I'm gonna put him down.
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Dude, stop.
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Guys, if you want to support us because we're no longer doing these half an hour things, you can do that over at patreon.com forward slash. Nephilim death Squad. Early access to episodes. Engage in the live chat. We have a whole live chat. Click on somebody who's saying something so they don't care. Look, Z Man is there.
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Listen, all right, if you guys wanna. If you want to see Matt get an attitude with us every so often, go check this. This last episode was a little.
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I felt like you were really doing that on purpose.
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Rambunctious.
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Oh, you were doing nasty things to Matt.
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It was easy.
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Whole matitude.
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You know what else is easy? Buying T shirts. Go buy a T shirt.
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Top lobster dot com, blap blap.
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Or.
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I'm not doing this. We should have said brewing this. But I don't know, doing this, I.
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Mean, we can do whatever we want. I know the guy. I know the guy. Who's any. We have some really fun guests today.
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I don't know.
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Hold on. We gotta say, Bohemian Grove is coming. Bohemian Grove. First Saturday, Friday in March. And probably we don't have a venue right now, but that's okay. We're gonna be doing the VIP experience right here where we're actually guaming at you live from, which is the standard coffee shop and NBS Studios and Casino.
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Yeah.
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Be here. Keep an eye out for that.
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Be square. Keep your arms high.
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Keep your arms in the air.
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We got the boys from Hidden in Plain Sight back.
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Indian guy who left his arm in the air. Have you seen that before?
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I think yesterday. And I was like, that's what God wants. God wants you to see your arm.
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And his arm was like withered away.
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Right?
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Because it was just completely atrophy. I read.
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I read an article yesterday that said pit porn is one of the highest grossing fetishes for this year.
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What is that?
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Well, there we go. It's.
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It's when you get into licking or smelling armpits that's upsetting. Not my cup of tea.
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Like doing a hole that you dug in the ground.
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No, no, no. That was not. Not Daily Mail, but one of those other bullshit tabloids.
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Yes.
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Only the finest news. That's what I read.
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Well, I don't have that problem. My wife won't let me get next to her armpits.
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Really?
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That.
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That's fair. Yeah, it's one of her things.
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Well, that's fine.
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Yeah.
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I don't like being touched.
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Well.
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Yesterday I was here in the. In the studio and was a wonderful gentleman who also happened to be, I suppose, sort of massage therapist and did a lot of.
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He was a massage therapist?
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He might not have been.
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I think he was some guy.
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He was touching me a lot. And. And he was very liberal with the touching. He was very forward with the touching. He was not asking for consent. Consent Was never given. And. And he did a lot of touching of my face too. So before we get into. Oh, here it is.
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Yep.
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We're gonna show it there. I. Yep.
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Look at this guy just.
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Guy's just blapping me up just here in the studio, just getting bl.
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This was just a random fella who showed up and started feeling you up. Or was it a bit more? That would be accurate.
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Yeah.
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You let a guy who walked in off the street give you a. A ones over with his hands.
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Free is free. What if you got ready to turn that down?
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Yeah, look, I mean he hung out for a long time before he started.
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No, he walked in and immediately he.
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Told me to sit down.
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He told David. He's like, sit down. I want you to look at my band from 20 years ago.
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Which was fine.
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It was a great band. Nothing wrong here. Quite gonna say, my shirt is very tight. I gotta pull it away from my body.
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I said like this. I was like, peace. And I just walked away. You're on your own, dog.
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That's what good friend does.
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Yeah, yeah.
Have fun, buddy. I'm gonna leave.
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Yeah, there's only. I was gonna rape you. I'll see you later.
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I mean he pretty much did. There was like. He was jamming his. His finger in my.
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My squamming and blabbing all over me.
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Dude, he had strong hands. So. But before we talk about how you.
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Got him to go away.
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Oh, how I got him to go away is we have a grip strength tester.
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This.
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When I told him that, he was like, oh shit. Like, let's go. And he came over and he. And he grabbed it and then he told me to pull it and I did pull it again. And what I will say is he adjusted my arm mid pull and I pulled a very high 143 pounds. And then when he pulled it, he pulled like a 120 and you could see the air get sucked out of him. And then he actually left right after that. It was wow, you know, interesting. So. But he did have strong hands. That's very much like. That's right. Looking at it.
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You grip mog him?
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Well, I grip mogged him, but he was a guy.
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He had. He did.
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He had.
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No, no, no, no. This guy grip mog David. Well, he gripped me probably 45 minutes as I'm. Listen, it's an important lesson for you to learn.
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This is.
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This is why I let you do this. And I'm like, you gotta say no. You gotta just tell people. You can't do that dog.
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He was trying to help me with. I, you know, gotta, like a tightness, you know, here and there.
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And.
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And he was trying to say, well, it's got a lot to do with your face. And if you grab your face, like.
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This whole thing, literally what he was.
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Doing to me, he was doing this, and I was like, oh, interesting.
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He made this up.
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Yeah.
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That wasn't a guy who knew what he was doing.
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I'm gonna trick this dumb.
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I'm gonna finger his mouth.
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Taking a lot of pictures of me while I was doing it, too.
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No, no, there's nerve in here.
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I don't know, dude. I don't know what happened to me. I just know that I got touched more than maybe I have ever been in my life in about 10 minutes. So where can people find you guys?
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That was a hell of a throw to us Radio and all the podcasting apps. Hidden in Plain SIGHT radio on YouTube at the hidden pod on Twitter. Hidden in Plain Sight Radio on Instagram and patreon.com Hidden in plain sight pod. Yes.
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Yes.
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That's awesome. We didn't pull up any of that in time.
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You got some plugs.
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We'll.
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I'll show the Patreon at least.
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Yeah, I trust. There we go.
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Oh, I like your picture up there, your banner.
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Yeah, yeah, that sounds like a rock.
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Yeah, yeah, that's. That's the Saturn V rocket.
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Is it really?
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Yeah, yeah, it really is that. We.
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We used to live across the street from Aerojet Rocketdyne.
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Oh, that's actually kind of cool. And then you guys did a band photo in front of it, and then you said, well, we don't have musical talent, so let's start a podcast.
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Yeah, we did. Well, we used to have kind of musical talents, but we.
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Yes. We've abandoned our rap.
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Our rap days.
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God, that's the best. Wait, what if we hired you guys? Would you. Would you reignite the. The Brap days?
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Yeah, we lost our intro music.
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We'll send you the SoundCloud link.
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Yeah, we got SoundCloud.
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God, I love. I got a lot of SoundCloud rappers.
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But.
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But yeah, we went and took that picture and then we had to take it quick because if you linger outside of there more than like, five minutes, the security comes out and starts walking down. Be like, hey, what the you guys doing here?
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Yeah, they do not like trespassers at Aerojet Rocket.
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Yeah. So we had to walk up, do our pose, get the picture, and then leave.
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Yeah.
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Or else you. You get blapped on. On Site. Well, I want to open with this video here. We were talking about.
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We Got Videos.
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You guys have great reverence for and. And rightfully so. I think the reverence is well placed for Deputy Director Dan Bongino, who I have affectionately dubbed Dan Bongo Dongo.
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Well, which Dan Bongino is this?
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This looks like the Puerto Rican one. I think this is.
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If he's shadow boxing, that's some sort of.
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This is the New York cocaine puert.
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I. I wish I had context for what is happening in this video.
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Let's.
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Let's just let it rip, because I don't understand what the hell's going on or why it's happening. I wish I knew what the lead up was, what sort of conversation he's having, you know, undoubtedly by himself, in a vacuum in his own home studio. And he. Something inspires him, dude. And he just starts throwing hands and.
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I gotta admit, is this recent, though? Like, is. Is he allowed to do a podcast and be f. Director? Deputy Dan Bongino? I don't.
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I don't know what the rules are.
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I hope so, dude. I think. I think all public officials should be required to do a podcast once a week.
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Yes. Only on Rumble. Yeah, it's got to be a Rumble exclusive.
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Well, that's pretty much where they. They only exclusively do that on. On Rumble, so. But he. What I will say is I want to give him his flowers before we start. He looks great. He looks in fantastic shape. They. Whatever they got him on Deputy Director comes with an array of vitamins and what I imagine is steroids, and they've got a number on him. He looks fantastic. So let's let it rip. Let's look at his form here.
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Oh, yeah.
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This is karate, man.
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Double leg.
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The double. The jump kick, the sidekick.
The tie kick.
Body.
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Terrifying.
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Oh, my.
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Honestly, it is really scary. It is really scary. I like the little. At the end, he goes, body.
There's just silence. And then body.
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She just so clearly. I have talked to that guy so many times when I have just been binging cocaine for, like, four days. It's just the guy who's like, I have to show you karate right now. Yeah, yeah. Like the only. The only thing I can do right now. Some roundhouse kicks.
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I've got a black belt. You want to see my moves? Finger of death, dude. Finger of death.
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To be honest, that guy yesterday, I'm pretty sure he was showing you karate.
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He was showing me. Look, I don't want to disparage him because he might come back and he Might be like, what the.
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Yeah, dude, he's gonna. Damn you.
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He was telling me. He's like, yeah, you know, I did a fair bit of fighting.
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Like, if you want to kick a guy really far, you gotta thrust.
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Yeah, he was doing a lot of that. He was doing a lot of that. You know, he didn't know which way to go. He's like, do I show him my old fascia release technique or do I show him. Which, by the way, he, like, coined a hole. And I'm not saying that that's not true.
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Well, I think before he got to the myofascial release opened with. I used to play in a band inside of a 711 that.
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Yeah, 7 11, that was turned into a.
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A bar.
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And I. And he was certainly not lying.
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Then he goes. Then he. Then he let you know about, like, his fighting prowess. And just so. Just so you know, I can kill you.
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He did do that.
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And then he goes, let me touch your face.
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Well, what.
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I guess I thought he was gonna kill me if I didn't let him touch my face. He really established that pretty early.
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He was trying to, like, feel out your features. He had to map your face for so internal look in terms of what.
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He could have asked to touch the face is only, like, the second worst.
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Let me tell you how rape works. It starts. It starts with the face, because now you've made contact and you don't want to. You don't want to confront.
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I've actually got a really special technique. Let me show you.
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That's literally what the guy who molested all the gymnasts did. That.
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Larry Nassar.
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Larry Nassar. That's what he did, is he massaged and then he moved down the massage until he. Well, look up our USA gymnast team.
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Do you want to win a gold medal?
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Sometimes you gotta do what you got.
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Those poor victims went on a historic Olympic run is all I say.
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I wasn't. I wasn't competing. I'm not competing for anything. I don't think it was necessary to do any of those things. He dominated me.
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You're not gonna do your bodybuilding at. At Bohemian Grove this year?
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No, no. I posted that today because it came up in my. In my memory, in my literal memory. I remember done that really gay thing.
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And.
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And I posted it. And. Yeah, dude, that. That whole thing, by the way, I. I always say that I wish that I had tried. I would have lost, because Cole is an absolute animal. But I didn't do anything leading up to it. I just stopped. I don't know what happened. I think I got so, you know, immersed in. In trying to make this thing go. Uh. So, yeah, I'm just sitting up there looking mild and covered in. In baby oil.
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Very oily. You're. At the very least, you were very greasy.
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Looked like a Diddy party.
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Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. There it is.
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Cold looking impressive. Yeah. Toad is really this the. The show stealer, though, in the gimp mask and.
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Is that what that is? Yeah.
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Yeah. So we had. And I hope you guys will be the next Prohemian Grove.
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Yeah. You guys want to get naked on stage with us?
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That's what they don't tell you about.
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We all rub oil on ourselves.
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I mean, look, our clothes is kind of what they do at Bohemian Grove, so I guess it's only right that at Bohemian Grove, you know, you got.
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And that's what we didn't tell people is Bohemian Grove is less of a mockery and more of an homage.
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Yeah.
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So it was an emulation of sorts.
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Trying to pay respect.
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But. But back to Dan Bonino's body, which is definitely better than my body. I don't know what's going on with them. I mean, is it just the pressure of Deputy Director Dom rest upon his shoulders and his. And his having them fall apart? I mean, I don't. I don't know what to make of this.
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You know, if I'm gonna give the deputy director a little slack.
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Right.
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You're. You're a multi millionaire podcaster. You're crushing it. You're going. You're calling out all the right things, and then you get into the job, and then they give you the folder of what's been going on. And you go through that folder. I assume there's some pretty horrific things he found out was going on. And they also tell you. Oh, yeah. If you tell any. Tell anybody about this, we're gonna kill you.
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Right. So you got to snort some Adderall.
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And do some shadow bug eyed on Fox News, talking about how your wife wants to leave you because you took the deputy director job.
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Yeah, well, I mean, I. I don't know.
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Hold on, hold on.
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We're getting. We're getting yelled at by General Flynn.
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He's asking who we moved away.
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Okay, whatever.
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This episode is brought to you by Ella's Popcorn. Delicious dill pickle popcorn. No, I'm showing it on the thing. Look at that.
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Wow.
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Can you send her some?
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All right, Harry, Harry, throw it out.
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Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I imagine they probably did break some news to him. You know what it was probably like. You ever see those, those, those really cool montages where they play like electric kind of techno music and they just show you like the Star of David over and over again and a bunch of different iterations and then they show you like the twin Towers falling down and like that's probably like what's happening.
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On that logo right there.
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Exactly.
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That's probably what he was subjected to for a good eight hours before he was allowed to take the seat.
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I assume they did that to him and that stupid Indian they put in charge also.
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Yeah, they really. Now, speaking of what you do, I am noticing your skull kind of has like the Hindu dot.
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Oh, dude. Yeah, you got Indian soul.
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Yeah.
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Oh, no.
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We have to shout out to somebody thank you to the Anonymous.
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And do in the street and cook it with our feet.
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Well, we've been, we've been talking a lot of.
And we can't afford a five million dollar loss.
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Yeah. So we can't talk about India. We definitely can't talk about the Indian deputy. I mean, FBI, whatever. Massage, girlfriend.
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Yeah.
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And we can't talk about Timothy Albarino. There's a lot of people that we're upsetting and, and our lawyers have actually recommended that we, we pull it down.
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They know about Timothy Albarino.
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I don't think they know.
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Oh, Timothy Alberino is our David Wilcock.
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Yeah, he kind of is. Do you know?
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I. No, no. Give us the lowdown.
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Indiana. Moans so.
He'S a wonderful guy and a fantastic researcher and kind of one of the OGs in the space of, you know, ancient archaeology, megalithic structures, aliens and the Bible. This big crossover that everybody's familiar with.
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And, and the Bible, you might have.
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Heard of the Bible. Yeah, he, what he does is he, he goes and he visits these places, these megalithic structures and, and, and he dresses unironically. Go ahead, bring that up. Like Indiana Jones.
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Oh, hell yeah, dude.
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Hell yeah.
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That's so cool.
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Yeah, that's really cool.
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And, and I've actually bought my own Indiana Jones outfit. It should be here Tuesday.
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Yes, he did.
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And, and so this is a man who wears the Wakanda necklace and he is allowed to carry a whip in public. And nobody, nobody says anything about the whip in public because.
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Or the hat or the leather chaps.
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Or the fingerless gloves or the Wakanda.
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Constant allusions to being Indiana Jones.
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It's wild.
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He's doing the, he's doing the fingerless gloves too. Like Corey good. That's.
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Yeah, Corey Good. War Episode.
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I mean, to be honest, I've always thought being one of those, like, ancient archaeology guys, that'd be a sick gig.
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It's kind of the cool version of autism, which is like, he's obviously autistic. You don't dress like Indiana Jones unless you're like a.
He gets to get away with it because he's doing something passably cool. So it's like, you can't do that and work at a Kroger, but you can do that.
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Well, the funny thing about it is, like, actual archaeology is boring as hell.
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Very much so.
D
But the cool, like, we're gonna go dig tunnels under a Mexican pyramid. Yeah, yeah, that's cool as hell.
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I mean, now the problem that we're running into is that, like, we immediately. So we had him on the show. Cool dude. But we were like, kind of weird. It was. It was like a little jarring.
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Jarring.
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Yeah.
C
And then we meet. We meet Matt and he's like, oh, yeah, this guy's like an OG in the space.
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And he is an og, you know.
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I don't want him like. Yeah, but he just walked in with the fucking, like a sombrero and nobody said anything.
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He's got a whip ass chaps on.
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And everyone was just like, ye. I'm like, no.
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Well, you know what it is? And I'm realizing I'm not the kind.
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Of guy that you're gonna walk into my studio and then rub my face and I'm not gonna mention it.
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Okay. Well, it was nice. It was. It was. It was a. A release. He said there was like, tension built up and when you press on it for a number of. Of seconds, eventually the muscle releases and it. And it elongates.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
A
It was tight and it was short. And if you. If you really jam your finger into a stranger's face, face is a way to elongate.
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Yeah.
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I'm realizing that the. The much of the problem that I have with Indiana Jones is that everybody ridicules me for, like, if I wear a Hawaiian shirt. What did I call him? Indiana Mones. That's not what I meant.
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He said Jones.
A
Oh, Jones. My mistake.
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And.
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And I get ridiculed for the most innocuous of things. My shirt off, getting oiled up on stage, you know, things of that nature. But he's allowed to walk around publicly with the Wakanda necklace. And my thing really is. And I see Matt, There's a lot.
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Of people that are fans. There's a lot of people that are fans of Indiana.
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Moans we're just having a conversation. Don't worry about it. I'm just saying you can't see me. All I'm saying is that I couldn't pull it off. And I think what that speaks to is a degree of jealousy that I'm trying to come to terms with.
B
Right. Well, you just have to. You have to commit to the bit because I'm sure everyone made fun of them. Like, the first week you do that, you're going to catch a lot of shit.
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Yeah.
B
But eventually, at some point, everyone just kind of recognizes, like, oh, that's the guy.
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He's not gonna be drunk.
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That's who he is.
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It's iconic in a sense.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A
A conference not long ago.
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You're kind of wearing his color scheme right now.
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I am, because I've been inspired. And he's doing this, and he. I remember because at the beginning of the conference, he steps on stage, they gave him a water bottle.
B
Right.
A
And as he's done doing the talk.
C
Did he open it with his whip?
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No, he didn't do it. He didn't do that. But what he did do is he left it on the stool, and when he went and sat over on the thing, he realized it. And then he went and he snapped it over to him across the stage.
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No way.
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Guess what? Nobody said anything. Nobody made any noise. Nobody. Nobody even really made eye contact with him. And I just said what a wonderful thing it is to carve out that kind of a space for yourself.
C
This is disrespectful. I'm about to show you guys an image that I cannot believe is real.
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Go. Let's see it. I want to see it. What is it? I'm excited.
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It's my favorite types of.
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Is this true? What is this? Did you make this?
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No.
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Stories from a real Indiana Jones. You motherfucker.
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Sitting there with known Jew Michael Knowles.
D
Shout out Michael Knowles.
B
But wait, do you think. Is he going around pitching himself as Indiana Jones or did what's real.
C
Look, this is from the Daily Wire.
B
But was he bestowed this nickname, or is it something he forces upon everyone he interacts with?
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Will you dress like the job that you want?
C
But I think that very much like how that guy came in yesterday and just started rubbing. You just start rubbing, right? That's really true.
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Yeah.
D
If you act confident enough, people are just like, well, I mean, he guessed. He knows what he's doing.
B
Yeah. He's a professional archaeologist. Of course he dresses like that.
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Yeah, well, can't dress like a bomb.
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When he Starts talking too. You go like, oh, this guy knows his, like he does his. He's not, he's not a guy that's like, you know, making things up. He's, he's done an incredible amount of research.
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And I like how we do this thing that we like, like we're sliding into disrespect and out of disrespect to somebody who we actually might have to meet in real life.
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He's gonna bring a whip. And I don't know what the I'm gonna do if this guy just starts whipping me.
I don't know, man. I, I think what we need to do is in this.
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Show me grip strength.
A
I'm gonna show my grip strength. I'll send it back. And I don't know, man, these characters, they, they get into our, our space. Our, our. You know, like a, like a Steven Greer who we've lear of. You guys like, don't talk about Ernesto and, and, and it's, it's fascinating because these characters, they are dealing in fascinating information. Whether or not you believe them on everything. Say facts, facts. Some facts, maybe some facts loosely with the facts. And, and. But they all have like these really egregious.
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They're really gay. Yeah. Thank you. I think what it is. I've talked about my sort of theory of CR people, which is, I think they're so used to when they share these ideas, everyone points and laughs because they sound nuts. So they try and present themselves in like a very serious fashion to kind of combat that. But in doing so, it makes them even gayer. Well, so it's sort of like a self fulfilling prophecy type of deal.
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We actually lost one of our favorite people.
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Oh my God.
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Our dear friend.
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And your jobs?
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Well, yeah, that too. Yeah.
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One of our favorite jellyfish feed ourselves in pay.
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Yeah, yeah.
D
I'm gna live off the government goal for a few months. Yeah, yeah. But no, we lost one of our dear friends and a hero of the UFO community, James Rink.
B
Are you guys familiar with the super soldier talk? And wait, hold on, I have something. Okay, pull up James Rink's Instagram. We have to show that. But James, unfortunately seriously did pass away a few days ago. He said. Well, he didn't say it. He's dead.
They said he had a super soldier conference in Florida a few months ago and he apparently got.
D
Yeah, yeah.
A
This is a dance studio.
D
Yeah, it sure is. James Rink loved two things in life. Super soldiers and hip hop dance. And for some reason he always learned the girl parts of the dance yeah.
C
Watching Ruby, look at the comments. The Cryptid Huntress.
A
So again, shout out to the Cryptid Huntress.
C
My dude's legit in the community.
A
Honestly, he's very good. You know, he's.
B
He's getting.
A
Is a little feminine.
C
What do you think is grip strength?
A
Not a lot. I'm thinking.
B
I don't know, that corpses can. Yeah.
A
It's 25 minutes in and we're disparaging the dead.
B
Well, I do have very good news. James Rank, he himself was a super soldier and a member of the MY lab. And he does have of a neodymium. No, I think he can still. He had a neodymium time cube. Yes. That he can use to travel forward and backwards in time. So I imagine he'll reappear like the Christ in the coming days.
D
That'd be so cool, dude.
A
Wait, wait.
B
So.
A
So he. He is a super soldier. And. And look, there's a lot of. I would imagine that the government. Hell yeah, dude. It kind of looks like one, right?
C
I think he was programmed with these moves or like, did he learn them after?
Would we be able to put these moves on a usb?
A
I would love to learn hip hop dance. Can we do that for Bohemian Grove?
B
Absolutely not, dude.
A
We'll learn hip hop dance.
B
Dude.
D
A dance competition. That would go hard as hell.
A
That would be amazing. So. So I don't have any doubts that the government has made quite an effort to, you know, manufacture some super soldier serums. Why wouldn't you? Right? It's like, how do we make these, his army infantry nerds stronger and more effective and geez, man. And you know, maybe they did. Maybe they injected him and then he was.
B
Just.
C
Makes me want to dance.
B
Right. The bigger issue with James and I found that someone sent me a picture of him. He tried to go to a med bed to save his life, unfortunately. Yeah. And he had severe ascites, which is something I've only seen from other alcoholics who are about to die. Which is like where your liver has failed and your heart is failing and you just retain water. So you have like this big bulbous.
D
Yeah.
B
The point being, if anyone in the audience has that going on, go to a doctor. The med bed will not. Yes, he died.
A
Let's dance.
B
Look at. Look at his. He's so sassy.
A
He is very sassy.
B
In some of the videos, there's like a black lady in the background going like, you go, James.
D
You go, James.
B
Get it, James.
A
There's nothing better than a sassy, fat black lady, black woman to Hype you up.
B
Yes.
D
Well, I mean, it's just clear that's who was teaching him how to dance was just, like, black women, and they were teaching him the lady dances.
B
Yeah. There's a lot of parts where he, like, rubs his. Chester, does the hip, and it's like, James, you're not supposed to be.
D
No, no, no.
A
Imagine being like, a government spook who's, like, running this operation, and you're injecting all these people, and you have to take notes about them, and it's like subject number 783.
D
Yeah.
A
Test subject fails, becomes addicted to dance.
C
We go wrong.
A
Just. Just outlier on the patterns. You just put that one over to the side and go. For future posterity, probably.
C
There's a specific amount of heavy metal that you can put into a vaccine.
A
When heavy metal becomes hip hop. Is that.
D
Yeah.
B
Yeah.
A
So what? What ended up killing it?
C
Man, this feels good.
A
I know. I like it. Just being silly sometimes.
D
RIP Dude.
B
Yeah. Rfp. The dream break was the complete liver failure. And he had an ejection fraction of, like, 50, which means his heart was, like, just not working. He was all fucked up.
A
Alcoholism or is it from the side effects of a. Of a super soldier serum?
B
Oh, to be very clear, I never said he was an alcoholic. I said, the only time I've ever seen that is an alcoholic. But I think he had Graves disease, which, again, very treatable if you just take medication. But the medication is from the Jews, so you can't do that. And to own the Jews.
D
That's the only way to show it to the Jews is I'm gonna die of cancer.
B
Yeah. If you want to speak it to the man, just die of liver liver failure and dance all the way up.
A
Until your final moment.
B
Take that, Eli Lilly.
D
I hope they put video of him, like, dancing in front of his tombstone.
B
Down. Did we.
D
Oh, my God. They disappeared.
B
Oh, no.
D
It's a solo show now, everyone.
A
We pressed the wrong button, but it looked like we just said, you know what, dude? This is too much.
B
Was too, too harsh.
D
I have nothing for them to take. Sue me, dude.
B
Sue me.
D
I am dying to represent myself in court.
B
So.
A
Have you guys ever heard of.
B
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
C
We're not done with this guy.
A
Okay, all right, that's fine. I'm gonna find somebody.
C
How does he come across your radar? Oh, there's a sassy black woman in.
B
The back, so I think I found him just from searching for, like, interviews with other super soldiers.
D
He does have a great YouTube channel.
B
Yes, very Extensive. But I think he did an interview with Tony Rodriguez or someone. One of those guys. Another Mars colony super soldier. And yeah, quickly James became the star show to me. Especially after. After someone sent me his Instagram. Yeah, but that's. That's how we kind of crossed our radar. So we've watched a lot of his content and mocked him.
D
Well, the problem is so many of our weirdos.
B
Yeah, yeah.
D
Our space weirdos keep dying. This is like the fifth one we've had die.
B
Yeah, this is the problem. A lot of these guys, when they see us criticizing them, they start thinking we're like CIA plants. Which would seem more ridiculous. Had 40% of the people we covered not died in mysterious circumstances.
D
We almost lost everyone.
B
Our.
D
Our dear Lois Vogel Sharp, who's the rapping prophet.
B
Yeah.
D
Was in a horrific car accident and like almost got her head impaled with a spike.
B
Yeah.
A
She's like Bogle fart low.
D
Close. Vogel Sharp.
B
V O G E L. Yeah, she rules.
D
She gets prophecy that she does. Like spoken word rap.
B
Yeah. God speaks to her exclusively in bars. Yeah, she rules. It's. She has.
A
I'm looking at her now. She's wonderful.
B
Yeah. Ghoul. Well.
A
Seems really nice.
D
Yeah, she's great. We love her. But we checked in with her a few weeks ago and like her hand was just in a full cast and she had like black eyes and. And she just started talking about how they were. They were like thriving almost. She almost was in the grave. But they were like. Some family came to visit their ranch and they were in like their. I don't know.
B
We should set this up. She used to live in New York. York. The end times are nigh. So she moved to Texas to create a church where she will kind of David Koresh ride out the apocalypse in her compound. And they were riding around one of those little like four wheeler things and her husband Gary, unfortunately like the brakes got cut on the machine and he drove them straight into Gary. Very smart man. In order to stop the car, he drove it straight into a tree. Instead of doing literally anything else, he just crashed into an oak tree.
Yeah.
D
Yeah.
C
What's the average lifespan for the people that you're following?
A
Yeah, dude, it seems like they're all.
Demise.
D
We had. Let's see who died first, I think wrap the news. Oh God. Well, he wasn't, was he? He wasn't really a rapper. He was just a black guy who hated everyone.
A
Yeah. Like your SoundCloud community.
B
Like, I don't know.
A
How are you finding these people?
D
I Found Wrap the news by Googling black conspiracy guy on YouTube. I found rap. Wrap the news. And brother Bobby Hemmett, who is the goat. He rules. He's also dead.
B
Wrap the news, though. He was a guy in Compton.
D
Yeah.
B
Who. He would just. He would go outside with the camera. He would post like nine or 10 videos a day on YouTube. Yeah. And he thought. He thought the sun or. No, he thought the moon was Nibiru. So he would go out and he'd just film the moon and like, talk to himself about.
D
Or anytime there was a sunset, he'd be like, that's Nibiru coming. You could see the red iron oxide.
B
Yes. He was convinced red iron oxide would be the death of us all. But my favorite thing he did is in Compton. He just started digging a bunker in his backyard. Like, he tried to build. Just in the middle of Compton. He tried to build an apocalypse bunker.
D
And literally it's just a hole in the ground with like two by fours holding it up.
B
It was probably a foot and a half deep. I don't think it was gonna do much talking.
C
They're talking about meth now.
A
Yeah, that's what that is. Which I appreciate. Is he dead? How did he die?
D
Well, he got Covid and he believed it wasn't real, so he just never did anything.
B
Yeah, he didn't go to the doctor and. Yeah. Then he just died. And then his daughter wrote us something, trying to get us to, like, promote his funeral, which I thought was a weird move.
D
Yeah, well, he. He did love us. He was one of the first ones.
B
He made fun of us back in the day.
D
Well, he made fun of us. But he did also at one point, listen to one of our episodes. He goes, all right. They kind of funny.
B
Yeah.
D
He was a good sport. But yeah, we've had. Had a lot of our brethren.
B
Yeah. And then Bobby Hemmett, another black guy who died. Similar sort of thing. I. We really do love Bobby Hemet, though. But.
D
Yeah, I've never checked out Bobby Hemet. He's. He's basically black Alex Jones. But he wasn't quite as popular as before. You know, the Internet really popped off. So it's usually just him in like a public library or like the back of someone's house. And he'll do like six hour lectures and he just gets hammered drunk.
B
We just finished watching one for our Patreon. In the entire time, he literally had a bottle of lean on the table and just a fifth of liquor. And he was just drinking them throughout.
A
Yeah, he kind of Looks like Alex Jones too. Like, you know, just in that thickness. Yeah, yeah.
D
The way he talks too. He's wildly entertaining. He's genuinely one of my favorite people.
B
Brother Panic also died.
D
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's dead. He's dead. And then Brother Panic. Panic. Brother Panic was another great black guy who loved.
B
What a eulogy. That. Yeah, it's some.
D
Compared to the other black guys.
B
Right.
D
He'd also do like seven hour streams. Sometimes he'd just start eating during them, which was great. He just started like eating fried chicken.
B
Yeah. Mushrooms. He liked, he liked him. A little psilocybin. I don't remember.
D
I don't remember exactly what he died of, but yeah, he.
B
They all die of the same thing, which is like. So.
D
Maybe. Yeah.
B
So brother Panic was sort of a disciple of Bobby Hammond. Bobby Hammett leaned heavy into the. The Dionysin.
D
Yeah.
A
So yeah, yeah, yeah.
B
Bobby believes literally everything the white man tells you is. Yeah. So like when the white man says drinking a fifth of liquor every day is unhealthy, that actually means it's super healthy. Super healthy. And the white man says not to eat too many calories, which means you gotta eat a lot of calories.
D
Yes.
B
So they both live that way and they both died of, I think, health, cholesterol related ailments.
A
That reminds me of this. I want to see if I could pull it up here. There's a video going viral. This guy on Rogan's podcast. And who is he? Because he's familiar looking, but I don't know if. I don't know if you saw it, but he's talking about how black people introduced cleanliness and, and things of that nature to Europe and that before that the white man thought that. That filth was cleanliness. And sitting there and it was.
D
I think it was hotep. G. Hotep. Jesus is big on the moors. Were actually the ones who introduced the white man to like sanitation and hygiene.
A
I used to.
C
I used to work. I'll tell it after the video. Okay.
A
All right, well, no, go ahead because I'm trying to find it and it's, it's, it's. I'm having a hard time pulling it up. I gotta search for.
C
I used to work.
D
Hotel.
C
Hotel's cool.
B
I used to work for him.
C
Yeah, Yeah. I designed so like his, his logo and all that. I, I did the graphic design for his logo and I would do his thumbnails and. And then at some point they were like, like, listen, play like we can't. We can't keep Paying you because you. You pretty racist.
D
He said you were too racist. Hotep Jesus. What a. A very racist black man was like, hey player, this. This is a little too much the other direction.
A
And also yeah, I mean if tower gang don't.
C
Don't watch tower game here.
A
Pull this up real quick because this is. This is a fascinating. Just some of it. And we won't play the whole thing. I gotta share the screen. Oh, that's right.
B
We.
C
I forgot massage your face.
A
No, here, let me go and put this on the thing. And this is very similar to me getting my face massage.
C
I like Hotel Jesus though. But yeah, that Share this tab instead.
A
This is like what's happening to Rogan? Like he's getting his face massaged by a hotel, but he's just allowing it to happen. Happened. Here, let's.
C
Let's put this on real quick. Remove that.
A
This is crazy.
B
When you go and you look at.
A
Real European history, right? Would believe that if they took a.
B
Bath, that was bad, right? They didn't even want to change their clothes.
D
They.
B
They thought that dirty was purity. When we talk about the Moors going into Spain and into Europe, the stories in the history. Our history says that when we met the so called Caucasian, he was sleeping in the barn with the animals. We told him, no, you can't sleep in the barns with animals. We taught them etiquette, we taught them running water.
A
We brought that technology to Europe.
B
Now if we brought the technology to Europe, that.
A
See this is what I'm saying. He's got. Look at this look in his eyes. This is the same look that dude had while he was massaging my face. And I'm just letting it happen. And it's the same thing. Rogan's just letting it.
B
He's like, it's the anger against the white man. It's emanating from his. He also looks like young Thug. I've got to get that. I've never seen Hotep Jesus before, but he looks exactly like a post prison young thug.
D
Well, I don't.
A
I guess I've never seen Hotep before either because I didn't know who the hell this was. I just knew he looked insane. It's amazing where like the levels of kind of fame you can achieve you can get on Rogan show with just the crazy ever. How come we've not been on Rogan's show? I mean we say a lot.
C
We don't have the balls.
B
You got to be more racist.
D
Also does Gutfeld all the time, which is also pretty funny.
A
What's Gutfeld.
D
Great Gutfeld on Fox News. Yeah.
A
He goes, well, I've been on St. Peters. Does that count? I don't know if that counts.
D
Don't buy a crypto coin, buddy. I hope you didn't invest in J proof.
A
No, he gave some to me. I didn't buy anything.
Hold on, wait, let's pull this up. I want to finish this just a little bit. We'll go like 30 more seconds and then we'll cut it because it's just like. I love Hotel.
C
I've had conversations with him where he's doing this. Yeah, but on the phone. And I know he's doing the eyes still.
A
It's crazy. The eyes.
B
Europe that saved Europe from the black plague.
A
If we saved the white race, that we. That's beautiful. The black people saved Europe from the black plague. I thought they were the black Pl. That's now that's what's happening now.
B
When we brought the technology, when Rome was dependent on Africa for food. Remember when the black. Black plague hit Rome? The cause was one of the officials was stealing the grain that was coming from Africa.
A
So there was famine hit Rome.
B
If your source of sustenance is from Africa.
How are you superior? You're.
A
We'll end it there. But yeah, it's just a crazy. A crazy. I mean, I don't know, man. It's amazing what you're allowed to, I guess, go on the biggest podcast in the world and say. And I'm not saying that he should have stopped him. I mean, you know, you have Eddie Bravo and Eddie Bravo was talking about the flat earth thing so many years ago. So it's not like there's not a precedent for saying crazy on the Joe Rogan experience that he had. What's his name? Don Cheadle? No, not Don Cheadle.
D
Yeah.
A
Same with his black people. I know you're talking about the other guy who Don took his job. Hotel Rwanda. I forgot what the hell his name was though. No, he was about all the.
B
Yeah, yeah.
D
A notoriously small mic.
B
Yeah, there's that one movie where he shows his. And it's very. I think this is the whole reason he invented that up form of math. Trying to give himself an extra.
D
Ancient one times one is 11. It's actually an 11 inch penis. You guys are wrong.
B
Hold on a second.
A
I gotta Google Terrence Howard's penis.
C
No, don't do that.
A
No, not on. Not on the show.
C
Let me see.
B
Oh, yeah.
A
Would you look at that thing?
C
What?
B
No. Yeah, right.
A
It looks like the Statue of David.
B
Yeah.
D
Yeah.
B
Did Hotel Jesus talk about that?
D
Yeah.
B
I do love black. Black conspiracy theories are often a lot more fun. Have you guys ever heard of Simeon Top Toku?
A
No, dude. I feel like I'm missing out on a whole, like, aspect of black culture.
B
So, Simon, he's like black Jesus, and he has a. I don't know the whole story, but part of it is the government wanted to kill him, so they, like, chopped him up into a bunch of pieces and threw him out of a plane or a helicopter or something. And then he reassembled himself like the Terminator, and he returned to freeze pieces. Valuable.
A
I mean, guys, wait. No. Did you hear that?
C
Guys? I'm looking at this guy's wiener right now.
A
I mean, it's. It's very small. Oh, God. This is not.
C
This is not, like, what we usually do.
A
No, I just didn't know black people could have micro penises.
C
This is crazy. It's almost inverted.
A
It is, I think, a little bit of a.
B
You gotta have, like, a stunt penis in that situation. Break out the Wizardator and you at.
D
Least gotta fluff a little. But I guess fluffing doesn't help when you're, you know, an inch and a half.
B
I would just been jacking it in the movie. Just. I had a friend.
A
I feel like it makes me trust him more, like, because it's very honest.
D
Yeah, yeah.
C
It's.
B
He's.
D
Look, he's transparent about it.
B
Yeah. I did have a friend in rehab where you have to pee in front of everyone. And before he went to take his piss test, he would always fluff himself out outside. He would step into the patio, give a few pumps just to get a nice dick going on.
D
Yeah. Well, look, you don't want to embarrass yourself.
B
No, no.
A
I was in a Macy's bathroom one time and. And Macy's department store bathroom, and a guy. I caught a dude looking at me through the crack.
B
Oh.
A
And. And I. You know, my biggest thing was, like, he didn't give me any time to fluff or anything like that. And I wasn't so much mad at. At him having a gander as much as I was, like, dude, I was, like, not prepared for that at all. And I. I had looked up, you know, because I was sitting.
C
David's a guy that will liberally show you his penis.
A
That's not true. Not liberally. That's a.
C
Tell them how we met.
A
Oh, I showed my penis.
Pretty much.
B
That. That lets me know you have a nice. Because guys with the Tiny. Don't show it out.
A
Terrence Howard.
B
Yeah, well, he's mentally ill. I don't know.
C
Terrence Howard has literally nothing to hide.
A
That's. Yeah, it's true.
What was Rogan talking about? There was. It was like, a whole thing. It was like hidden Yakubian math. Right. Or something like that. Yeah.
C
All of his inventions.
D
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, he's got, like, the math inventions, and then he came up with, like, these weird, like, drones that would be. They'd, like, connect to each other.
B
Some sort of, like, flying sphere based on some. Not. This is not a Christian. All I. All I know. I don't know what they're talking about. This is all very Christian about the Lord.
A
These are just true facts about our.
B
Our realm.
D
Yeah. Yeah.
A
Well, they did remove him from Iron Man.
D
They did. They did. And Eric Weinstein, I just know, was beefing with Terence Howard because he's like.
B
About the math.
D
About the math. He's like, hey, this is stupid. What are you talk. And then Terence Howard's like, I'll show you, dude. I got Peter patents that I can break out.
B
Yeah. And he did. And they were all complete nonsense.
D
Yeah.
A
I kind of believe him more than I believe Weinstein.
B
Yeah.
C
My favorite thing that hotel Jesus ever told me. He was describing his theory about polygamy within, but only specifically for the black community. He was like, I think that, like, he's like, there's a lot of black men in jail. And he's like, I think that the black men that aren't in jail should impregnate all the females and just have children with them. And I'm just like.
B
I'm listening.
C
I'm like, yeah, no, it makes a lot of sense. And he's like, yeah, yeah. So then they have all these children, and we can. And we know who the dad is, and it all goes back to one day. And I was like, you're kind of just describing what's happening right now.
A
That is what's happening. But is he going a step further and saying, and then we should be there to raise the children?
C
No, there's no mention of that.
D
I just get him knocked up and then I dip.
B
Yeah. Except a few billion less dollars. Yeah. What? So he basically just described procreation like he had invented it. Like, I got this thing where guys have sex with women. I got this.
D
I got this crazy idea. I'm gonna impregnate all of these single black and just let them deal with the child, but technically their father's not in jail.
B
So it's a win.
D
Win.
B
But that's called.
A
You got to do it.
C
You got to do it like this, though.
A
Oh, no, you got to do this. I don't even know how you do that. You gotta. Like.
There'S a seppuku eye. I don't know how to do it, though. Is it. Is it? Yeah, you look down like that.
C
Listen to me, Joe Rogan.
As I describe the status quo of every single.
A
Hood in America, I just don't. It is. It is strange because they do claim to invent everything.
C
Let me know. No, for real, though, if you went on Joe Rogan, if you.
B
If you.
C
If you had the wherewithal, what would we talk about on Joe Rogan? Not just. What would you talk about. Would you ever just look at him, be like, it's a bold move, Joe Rogan, you inferior.
A
Yeah, I mean, that's really how he was looking at it. I mean, think about Joe Rogan.
C
All your ancestors and your family, they're.
A
All people who thought that filth was cleanliness. I just don't understand that.
C
How could you not love that guy?
A
No, I do. I enjoy it. It's just like the mental gymnastics to go from, like, you guys were basically filthy apes and we taught you everything, and you. You didn't know anything, and then you took it all from us.
C
When have you been on Rogan? That's all I'm saying.
A
Ah, touche.
C
Never touche.
B
Logan does have one black daughter, though, so he has. He. He does have one foot in the community.
D
That's true.
C
Yeah.
B
I. I use that as the past. I know a black guy. So I say.
A
Race trader.
C
This is what they've been doing this whole episode. They're like, we know a bunch of. Of black dead guys.
A
That's really what they. They just came on this show to flex about all the dead guys.
C
His daughter once asked us to promote the funeral. Like, that doesn't mean you could say it. You can't say it.
D
Look, we're big in the streets.
B
Yeah, yeah. Streets that. We're heavy on the jpeg.
D
Well, if I went on Joe Rogan, I'd. I'd call him a cracker to his.
B
Yeah, cracker ass honky.
D
Yeah, cracker ass honky. Y' all don't even know where you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't even know Joe Rogan. And then I'd offer him fried chicken and be like, this is people delicacy.
A
It's really funny.
C
We picked up.
B
We.
C
We've, like, kind of. I don't know if we turned this show around, but, like, we've decided to stop doing like full silly all the time.
A
Well, it depends.
D
Some.
A
Some silly stuff. We. I guess what really the words you're looking for is racism. That's. That's what we started to back away from.
C
No, not really. We still tell them the truth, which is racist.
D
We're here to bring you back to your roots.
B
Yeah, we're. We're returning.
A
We are fully reference roots.
B
Yeah.
D
We're fully demonetized on YouTube, so we can do whatever the we want.
B
Yes. It's all freedom.
A
We're looking to spread some of that love.
D
We did recently get another strike for making fun of Ghislaine Maxwell's tits.
B
Yeah. They said we sexualized. Every time we've gotten a YouTube strike, it has been for talking. Talking about Epstein or someone related. We got one for bullying Jeffrey Epstein.
D
Yeah.
B
One for G. Lane, another for Jean Luc Brunel. Yeah, it's. It's. It's hard out there if you want to criticize pedophile.
A
Well, how did you make fun of her tits?
B
I think, I think you said she has very tits, Which. Which is more of a comment than a criticism.
D
Show me the lie.
B
Okay.
D
She has a great wreck. Look, has she done some questionable things?
B
Maybe?
D
Allegedly. Allegedly is her rack.
A
Allegedly is her rack.
D
Fantastic. 100 also.
B
Yes.
D
I will testify to that in a court of law.
B
Yeah.
A
These are objective truths about the reality that we live in.
D
Yeah.
A
It's. You know, you want your, Your child traffickers to be hideous goblins, but sometimes they have a set of heavies.
B
Yeah. Sometimes evil people can be hot. Look, and you gotta jack off.
D
She would get me. She would recruit me in a heartbeat. Okay.
B
Yeah, yeah, that would have worked on me.
D
Yes.
B
Jesus. Not the kid part, but, you know.
A
Well, I saw you guys are. Well, it's funny because you said. You said that you got removed or demonetized about, you know, talking about those two subjects, Jeffrey Epstein's penis and. And gizzling. Whatever Her. Her tits. And. And then I saw you guys make a clip about it, which is like. You're like, if I'm gonna get demonetized double down, I'm gonna double down. Which I appreciate about you guys.
B
Yeah, well, the, The. The AI Overlord makes our clips. I. We have no part in that. We feed it to the machine and Machine.
D
We've given ourselves over to the AI Overlord.
B
Yes.
A
As have we. There's only, Only so much labor that I'm willing to do, and that is virtually anything over 10% labor. I'm actually not willing to do it.
B
At all right now.
C
I'm actually at my house. I'm running electric wire from my garage.
A
Not do it.
B
Yeah.
A
This is just a Most that we'll do. But I saw you guys, and I didn't know if it was true because you guys really blur the line between.
C
Let'S talk about AI.
A
What the. You want to talk about AI?
C
Yeah, and I don't want to. I don't want to be like raunchy and mean and nasty and stuff, but, like, go ahead. Vamp.
A
No, I mean, I was just gonna say that you guys made it seem like Gizlane or G. You called her G. Lane. I'm gonna stick with that. Was arguing with him about the size of his penis, and that was very small, and it was shaped like an egg. And we've all heard those rumors.
B
Right.
A
But it Was that just you guys improving or was there. Was there an actual dialogue somehow that you were aware of, where she was not pleased about the size of his penis?
B
I don't think G. Lane herself criticized it. It was one of the victims. Yeah, one of the victims, I think. Or the victims mentioned his egg shaped penis.
D
Yeah, his egg shaped penis. Which at some point, someone has to leak the picture. Yeah, it's.
B
I gotta see his day.
A
I gotta see if I've seen Terrence. I'm willing to see this egg shape.
C
Well, I mean, I looked for it, but I didn't see it.
B
Well.
C
I don't know what it.
A
What that was kind of the foliage aside.
D
Interesting. It's interesting because Jeffrey Epstein, weird shape paint penis. Harvey Weinstein, weird shaped penis. Weird shaped penis.
B
I think they're slandering these people because you're right. All. All three of these guys. Three monsters. Eventually an article came out where, like, this guy's dick was small and up.
D
Yeah.
B
So I think this is some sort of.
A
That was a really silly thing that came out where it was like Hitler's penis was very small.
I'm not saying he had a hog on him, but I'm just saying if that was gonna happen, it would have come out a long time ago. It just seems interesting now, now that it's.
C
Can I play this, please?
A
Let's have a. Let's have a gander at the clip.
C
All right, so let's take Joe Rogan off.
B
Joe Rogan.
C
Here we go.
A
Here we go. What is this?
C
I don't know. You tell me.
A
Can you make it big so I can see it on the. Like make the whole thing big.
B
Yeah.
A
Oh, that's so fun.
D
Right?
B
Yeah.
C
I know this is going to be hard to follow, guys, but stick with us.
A
You can see the joy run away from his eyes and that's fine.
C
The dark side of the Internet.
A
I don't know.
B
Right.
C
What does this have to do with me?
A
That's a great question.
C
Carlos Delos Santanos says they lose.
A
That actually looks like Dan Bongino in the.
C
Yeah, damn about. One of Dan Bongino's alters says, rock. Who is this person? Question mark. And Gro goes, the man in this video appears to be Daniel. That's my name.
B
Oh, no.
C
No one online is Top Lobster. He is a podcaster, co host of Nephilim D Jeff Squad, and the founder of Top Office is Streetwear, the hat.
A
Wear for the streets.
C
The hats matches merch. Not 100 certain as he's not a major public figure.
A
So I love how it says it is. And then it goes, but he ain't. And then it twists the blade.
C
I just respond, hey, you like that.
B
Was well deserved that he.
D
Yeah.
B
Brock didn't have to twist the knife.
D
Yeah. Where's Grok's tastefulness?
B
Yes. Very crude, uncouth. Yeah.
C
It just completely doxed it me though. I've never said my name on Twitter.
A
So this is what really gets me is like when. When Joe Rogan says, well, I don't know, man. AI could be the second coming of Christ.
C
Could totally be Jesus Christ.
A
Totally be Jesus. Tell that that guy is not. You don't even bear a slight resemblance to him. He wasn't even wearing a hat.
C
I don't even know what that video was about.
A
Well, it was like a sad influencer. He was like putting it on from the camera. And then when the camera's turned off, it all died out of his eyes. Just much like what happens to us when the cameras turn off.
C
Yeah, Once this turns off, I'm like, out of my face.
A
We don't even talk to each other. We just stand up and walk our separate ways.
C
He goes through that door, I go through that door.
B
Yeah.
A
And that's it. So I get that part, but it didn't look like you, so I don't know how. How it's going to be Jesus.
B
That.
C
That's a also very disrespect. I was asking Grock, I was like, if I wanted to sue you for this, would I. Would it be like, can I do it? And it was like, yeah. I mean, you could. You can put together some. Some sort of Court case. So I said, all right, see you in court.
D
It's funny you mentioned that because I had read that Dave Portnoy got like his full address do Rock when he posted some video the other day. If like some Ohio State fan, I don't know, putting signs or some in front of his house and someone asked rock, like, where is this? And it just dropped like his full address.
B
The AI does tend to up around stuff like that if you really press it. I, I actually, my job, I work with AI and some of the I've done is around trying to get it to like violate protocol. It's way better now, but back in the day, you used to be able to get it to give you instructions on how to like make math or do a school shooting, which should tell you how to do. Yes. So there's, there's a little do it.
A
You'D want to do it.
B
Right? Right. You want to have a plan, which a lot of these kids don't. I think, I think the school shooters are too willy nilly these days.
D
I think it's tick tock.
B
Yeah. Yeah. They don't have the, the attention span necessary to kill all the very easily.
A
Yeah, right.
C
Reminds me, I didn't. So Candace Owens dad was the janitor at Sandy Hook. Did you guys know that?
A
That's so cool.
D
Wait, hold on. That was real? I thought that was a joke.
C
No, that's real, apparently.
A
Well, we're saying it on this show.
B
So it must be true.
C
No, no, that's like, that's legit.
D
I believe you. Yeah, I believe you. Was he a good janitor or like a shitty one?
B
No, he was a bad one. That's why he got shot.
D
Yeah.
Well, I think that makes him qualified. It's basically slave.
B
Well, that is like kind of the magical black guy trope is like a guy who works at Sandy Hook, but he has some sort of foresight to the event that's about to occur, but no one listens to him.
D
Oh no.
B
Was there. He was fine.
C
He was sleeping in the broom closet.
A
Is that true? I don't know what's true anymore.
D
Sometimes it pays to be lazy.
B
Yeah.
D
Is what I'm. Is what I'm gonna take from that.
B
Yeah.
A
Hold on. Candace Owens dad.
B
Oh, you're fact checking him?
A
Well, I'm, I'm actually just looking on Google. I mean on YouTube, on Twitter.
C
I swear to God right now, if he fact checks me and I'm wrong, I'm punching in the face.
A
Candace Owens paternal grandfather, Robert Lee Owens senior way.
B
Yeah. Robert Way.
A
Robert Leo. He's deceased. I don't know if he died in the shooting or owned maintenance and security businesses that had contracts for various facilities in Connecticut, including the Newton School District, where Sandy Hook Elementary School was located. So he wasn't the. The. Exactly the. Okay, so Candace Owens was raised by her grandparents. That's very stereotypical. In Stamford, Connecticut.
C
Her grandfather, following the Hotel Jesus method.
A
Her father, Robert Lee Owens Senior, operated maintenance and cleaning. His companies provided services like janitorial work, snow removal, landscaping, fire alarm system, and security to properties, including those in Newton school district at the time. In 2012, the Robert Owens in a 2008 lawsuit settlement for racial threat threats against Candace Owens is her father. Okay, so he was like, this name needs to get passed on. So Robert Lee. And then Robert Lee Jr. Robert E. Lee, also named Robert. The claim about Robert being in charge of the contract of Sandy Hooks refers to her grandfather. That's fascinating. So, I mean, it's not just that he's a, you know, doing janitorial contracts. He's also in charge of security, which makes it, like a little bit more.
B
More.
A
It's an added layer of nefarity. Is that a word?
C
Well, now it is. I like it.
B
Nefarity.
A
That's interesting.
D
Well, what. What they don't tell you is the Moors actually introduced school shootings to the white people.
B
Yeah. White guys didn't have it before. Yeah.
A
Yeah, yeah.
D
Well, the Moors invented education. And from there, it naturally progressed to, you got to shoot up the school.
B
Well, imagine doing a school shooting with a musket. How many people you're gonna get when you have to, you know, pack the rod between every kid you kill? It's not gonna. Wasn't there that k. Oh, my God. Yes, we did there at our high school. Some went there to shoot it up, but he brought. It was like a World War I rifle. It really was like, you know, gunpowder.
D
It had, like, two shots in it that you could fire off.
B
He didn't even kill anyone. Do you know how stupid you have to be to bring a gun to a school and not manage to shoot one person?
C
I mean, you know, I mean, like the trans people.
A
No, they don't. They don't miss. They do pretty good. They do pretty good. I mean, if you look at the recent one, I just wonder.
C
They're getting better.
A
We talk about this.
B
Did it, right?
A
Well, we don't talk about it. We stole this terminology from Austin Picard. This idea of the influencer industrial complex, which is a banger of a name And I will go forth using it from this point onward. I will give him no more flowers for that. That's now ours. And, and yeah, here's a thumbnail for it. We have Timothy Alberino, Candace Owens, Nick Fuentes, Tucker Carlson. But what's, what's interesting to me is.
C
Like Timothy Albarino is going to kick our ass.
A
He could try, dude. He could try. So, so he's going to whip us. Honestly, if he has a whip, I don't stand a chance. But so you know, that is a lot of people speculate as to the Fed nature of an influencer.
B
Right.
A
You guys killing everybody that you joke about.
Us working for Deputy Director Dan Bongino. The list goes on and on.
C
General Flynn.
A
But when you shout out to General Flynn. But when you, when, when you speculate as to like you know, the nature of Candace Owens and then you find out that kind of shit, like that's a hard thing to dismiss.
B
Yeah.
A
In charge of security contracts.
B
Something's always been off with her because I remember when she started like way back when she was a left wing influencer and then that she got canceled for some reason and then within like two weeks she was doing infowars. Like she, she has just flipped sides for whatever is most convenient for her purse. I guess just whatever makes her the most money is what she becomes.
D
Her and her gay British husband.
B
Yeah, he really is a bit light and loafers as they say.
C
It's a little weird because her husband is like super rich. So it's like, do you really need money like that? Like why are you.
A
No, I mean once you get a certain amount of money, I don't think there's a price you can put on steering the populace.
C
Dude, once I get a certain amount of money, I'm not doing this shit anymore.
B
I'm out.
C
Hey man, I'm not even picking up the, the mics that like they could stay here.
B
I'm out.
She's just desperate for people to pay attention to her. No amount of money can sort of.
D
Assuage that she's a black queen. And I. Stan. Candace Owens. Yeah, I don't care.
I don't care how many people she defames. I will stand by the queen.
B
Queen. She is attractive. Okay.
D
For that I just, I have a soft spot for black women who act white.
A
I think you just have a soft spot for, for black, the black community in general. And there's nothing wrong with that. But I do think that the key thing here to look at.
C
I feel like it's like, shaved Candace's head. I wouldn't be able to tell if she was.
A
Her head is shaved.
B
It's a wig.
A
They don't have real. They don't have hair. Like, Stop it, stop it, stop.
B
They don't have, like, Popcorn.
A
This episode is brought to you by Ella's Campfire Popcorn.
C
Give me that.
A
Yeah, you're gonna have some.
B
That's got.
A
No, no, no. That one's got the sugar in it. You want something without sugar?
C
I want this one.
A
You're a real animal, dude. Anyway, the dill pickle one doesn't have any sugar in it. And also the garlic parmesan.
C
You need to watch your weight. Look at you.
B
Oh, you can take that jump over the table.
D
Yeah, yeah.
B
Give him a good face to massage. You catch my drift?
D
Did that guy tell you where the male G spot is, too, and show you to find?
A
No. He showed me, though. But he didn't tell me what he was looking for. He just said, stand still. Stop struggling.
C
Wipe that up.
A
When he was done, he went, gross. And then he walked away. But Candace Owens parents weren't there. That is interesting. And I'm not saying that that's like a.
C
It's a bad thing to eat.
A
Don't eat in the microphone, dude. He told us Ella's popcorn, the campfire flavor in the microphone.
C
It's actually really good. Yeah, but I'm not, of course, really.
A
Good, because filled with sugar and chocolate.
D
Brother Panic would eat right into the microphone.
B
Yeah, you gotta. You really gotta show the audience who's boss.
D
Yeah.
B
So if they all dislike something, you gotta dump on it.
C
This is actually a hotep.
B
Jesus move.
A
Oh, you. You told me that when we're beefing briefly. If you guys go back to that episode.
B
I'm not gonna lie. I'm pretty sure.
C
Pretty sure there is a Cinnamon Toast Crunch in here.
A
Oh, that's. No, no, those are great golden grams. I can see golden grams, which are good, but not as good as Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Well, so. So you told me that you gave me that pointer when me and Jay Dyer were, like, slightly beefing. He thought that I wanted to debate, and I said, no, I'm not an intellectual. I'm retarded.
C
No, he thought that I was the Mexican from Tinfoil Hat.
A
He thought you were xg. Yeah. Which is insulting but not inaccurate. You guys do look similar. Similar.
B
So.
A
But then I. I offered to box him because he said he was looking for somebody to box. And, you know, we've since massaged that relationship, but it was the first time we were gonna have somebody.
And I grabbed him by the face at the.
C
Back of the neck. No, wipe that up, J doctor.
D
Yeah.
A
So, but you said. Because I was like, what do we do? Because we're having Jay on and we're not going to debate, but there's, like, obviously some contention here, and. And we weren't sure if we were going to be friends or not. And you were like, eat, eat on the show.
C
You know what I just did to you guys right now? What's that with this Ella's popcorn. Campfire popcorn. I just grip tested you.
B
Yeah.
A
Yeah, that's exactly what that was. That was pretty good.
C
Pretty good, right?
B
Yeah.
C
You can see their demeanor.
A
They kind of slos a little bit.
D
You got to break out your candy potpourri.
B
Yeah, I do. I'm. I'm big into sour candy, so I have multiple varieties of sour candy that I mix into a candy sal. Yeah, I have like 5 pounds of sour gummy worms right now.
A
I always not to Bread maniac. Dude.
D
You keep them refrigerated so it, like, it hurts to chew.
B
If you put them in the fridge, they get a little extra chewier. So it's like mewing, you know, rocks. Yeah. It's very difficult to eat, but I enjoy it.
A
You know what's funny is I could tell how. How tickled you are when you talk about your sour candies.
B
It's all I have left. It's the only thing I have in my life anymore. Everything else. Let's stop drinking.
D
Nothing. Nothing but sour candy.
B
That's all. Ice cream and sour candy.
D
Well, I haven't. No.
B
Yeah, I. I had to quit drinking several years ago.
D
I don't have a problem. I have a hobby.
A
Well, I mean, it seems like every time you. You do the show, you're drinking. Is that true? Are you drinking right now?
B
This is a spindrift.
D
That's a spin drift me.
B
It's a lemon water.
D
It's his fancy, gay little water.
B
This is also what I've replaced booze with. I've gotten very into two things, which is sour candy and then give me the puck.
C
I'm so sorry. He's like, matt, stop yelling about the popcorn.
A
It's very good, boss. What is the problem? Is it the popcorn?
D
Okay.
B
All right.
A
Sorry, boss. Put the product placement back on the. Go to the full screen so we can. I had the dill ones. They were. They were good.
D
Do your plugs, guys.
A
Popcorn is super good.
B
Yes.
D
Anti racist popcorn.
C
Popcorn. Well, it's from central Florida. So I don't know if it's.
D
Popcorn.
A
Palm oil, maltrodextrin, coconut oil. So.
B
All good stuff.
A
Now. Now he made me lose my train of thought. I had something really important to say. And then. And the boss just comes in here.
C
He's talking about his drinking habits and how they're gonna end up.
A
He said his belly's getting distended. He's found a love of hip hop music.
D
A couple. Couple claws. And this is. This is me before every Saturday live stream. Couple claws and you just. Just start hip hop dancing to.
B
You got to.
D
To my music.
B
Well, the powers that be don't want you to hip hop dance, so they don't want you to do that. You got to fight against them.
A
I. I think this would be great. And I don't know if you guys are into it. I know you're all the way.
B
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Go ahead.
A
No, please.
B
I'm sorry.
C
There's a. There's a fat black.
B
Sorry.
A
Ah, she's bald.
C
See, she got that Candace Owens.
A
She got that Candace Owens, baby.
B
She ate Candace Owens.
A
I. I would love to. Because we're in the. In the season of disc, potentially, right? You've got all these things coming out, Louise. So they say elizondo, which is a guy you should listen to. He's come out and he's. They've made a documentary. I've been in the air force for 28 years, and. And I've seen UFOs. And somebody goes, I've been in the Navy for 30 years and I've seen UFOs. And this is the same they do every single time. And. And I. I think the point of it is to kind of. When they do disclosure, and then you have like your boomer, you know, whatever. Uncle go. Like, I don't know what the. Is going. Somebody goes, goes, hold on. I know what's going on. These guys have been in the air force for 20 years and they saw UFOs. And so they can kind of like, you know, parrot it to you, and you could be soothed in your. In your moment of stress. But I went through it.
C
I just realized, man, Blue letter Bible is not going to sponsor us anymore.
A
I don't think they are. They're probably not going to sponsor us.
C
All right, whatever.
A
They're gonna stop sending those checks.
B
We don't need it.
C
We have Ella's popcorn.
B
Hold on a second. You were sponsored by the Bible.
A
We threatened to kill everybody there and.
D
Right.
A
It turned out to be a misunderstanding from him. Well, I mean, you know.
C
Fire down on these.
A
I don't want to bring it up again, but what had happened was. And I'll bring it up again. What had happened was some listeners of ours, because of an episode that we did with a rep from them, they donated like five figures, which. I don't know why they did that, because my car won't start sometimes, but whatever. So they donated five figures to blue letter Bible.
C
And then. And then car won't start sometimes.
D
And then.
A
Which is like. Just the other day it was like, nope, not today.
C
And I was like, so bad. It is bad. He's got like. What do you do?
B
You pull a fuse?
A
I pull a fuse out because there's a wiring issue and I can't get the lights to turn off. So I pull the fuse out, but then the car won't start with a.
C
I just blew up my second Subaru.
A
Whatever, dude. That's a lesbian vehicle.
D
Yeah, I have a cheap car if you want to buy one.
B
Yeah, we have.
D
Great.
B
There's a BMW for sale.
D
Yeah, I got to get rid of.
A
I would not buy a BMW. Biggest pieces of in the world. And. And I know that yours is broken down.
D
No, it works. It completely works. It's. It moves around a little wear and tear, but it works.
B
Huh. I don't know.
A
I don't think I'll take you up on that. But so.
So, so my car has graves, Sy.
So what the was I talking about? Oh, yeah. So they don't. They donate this money. And then blue letter Bible put it.
C
In a med bed.
A
And. And blue letter Bible goes take the episode down. And so, because, I don't know. I guess we were. But so then because of that.
C
So we go. We're gonna kill everybody.
No, no, no, no. Don't do that.
A
Well, apparently it was a big misunderstanding. They never. They never said.
B
Said that.
A
But we did say we were gonna kill them all.
B
So. Very rational. That's what to do.
A
Yeah, but we were trying to massage that relationship. That massaging is just. Now it's in there. Dude, my jaw feels great.
D
Well, hey, I mean, if they're looking. They're looking for a new show to sponsor.
B
Yeah, we're.
D
We're some of the most pious people.
B
You go take a read of Matthew 5. 44. You know, you gotta. You gotta help your enemies. You have to love your enemies. And that'd be like giving us money.
A
Well, we know a rep. Maybe we'll send.
C
Weren't you guys just working for a Jew?
A
Oh, yeah. What happened to that.
B
Hey, hey, I don't work over there. I'm not a Blaze guy. I'm doing my own thing. I've. I sit in my room and work on Mysterious AI. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
D
I mean, I look tactically kind of.
B
Kind of. I.
D
Not really. He's kind of. He's like the.
B
What.
D
What I do. I mean, I did nothing. It wasn't my fault. I want that on the record. It was nothing. It was not my fault.
B
Yeah.
A
Loves black culture.
D
Yeah.
B
Yeah. I don't.
D
Now. I don't think they loved that. Our last week of shows, like, our last two weeks of shows, one of the bits I came up with was we were bringing in local Dallas comedians, and I was putting the wailing wall on one of our monitors, and we would make them kiss the wailing wall and telling. Telling them, this is the. This is the money wall, and if you kiss this wall, you're gon.
A
That's very funny.
C
Can I ask you a question?
B
Was.
C
Was Lila Hart upset about. Because, like, that's what. That's what Alex leads off with. He was like. He's like, we got an ephemer squad. And he goes, hey, top, I heard that you hate Lila Hart. And then it goes to Lila Hart like some midget on the couch.
B
I'm like, perfect.
C
Like, I don't.
A
I thought that was a good. That was a great opening.
B
Yeah.
C
I thought.
B
I don't hate you.
D
Yeah, yeah. No, she's. She's cool about it. I mean, she.
B
What choice does she have? She's tiny and can be killed easily.
D
Yeah.
B
Just like the folks in the Bible.
A
The premise of the whole thing actually was how EAS easily killed. She is.
B
She does.
D
She does one of my favorite things, which is she does, like, a nationwide stripper tour.
A
Yeah, right.
D
Very funny to do.
B
I know.
A
It's very funny to do.
B
The.
A
The whole bit that. That Stein was referencing was about how you said that you could grab her by the ankle.
C
Oh, well, I'll show you this.
A
Swing her against the corner of a wall and burst her like a balloon.
C
No, there's more to it than that.
B
That's what you said might fix her spine. Yeah. Some chiropractic.
A
It wasn't an I want to do this as much as it was like a. You could feasibly do this.
C
Well, no, no, no. It was a question of. I. I don't even know where I would find that picture now, but.
A
Oh, her and all the other midgets from the midget tour.
C
I would. This is. This show is so horrible.
So she was in a hotel room with a girl that was seven people feet tall and then a girl that's even tinier than her. And there were five of them, and they were arranged in size order.
A
They look like the WI FI signal.
B
Yeah.
C
So the question was like, you know, in order, which would. Yeah, they look like the WI FI signal.
B
They kind of did.
C
And it was like, in order, like, which one would. And I'm a married man. And also, this is a Christian show. So I was like, I'm not going to do that. But I was like, yeah. Like, how would you. I said, if you had to fight.
A
Your way out of that room. Well, you used a harsher word than that.
C
I remember what I said.
A
Well, it was like, because, you know, the idea was that you were gonna end their. In their lives.
C
Yeah. I was like, well, how would you do it?
A
And how would you end their lives? They're like, oh, I do this, I do that.
C
And I was like, no, no, this is what you do. You take the smallest one, and she's like a kind of like a bowling ball shape.
A
She looked like a little like a. Like a baby doll.
B
Yeah.
A
You know.
B
Yeah.
C
And I was like, you bust in the room, you grab her by the feet and you water balloon her against.
B
The corner of the wall. Explodes.
C
Everyone's covered in blood. And then you tell them to sit down, and then you don't have to do anything else.
B
Yeah.
C
This is like. It's like shock and awe.
B
Instill fear and. And get the rascal to just forfeit the B.
D
And then you make it rain on the rest of them.
B
Yes. Or you steal their tip.
A
You already made it rain.
B
You.
A
You sprayed them with their cohort.
B
Yeah. Raining blood like Slayer.
A
Yeah.
D
I'm the pimp now, ladies, let's hit the block. Okay.
A
But that was never. That was never. That never meant you disliked her.
B
No.
A
So it was weird the way Alex started it. I also find it strange that we were on that show and then I think that was the beginning of the end. That's when they started looking at letting Brandon go is they were like, who? This guy suck the first time?
C
It's not the first time. The guy at the Leesburg theater. Like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know about when we got canceled from the theater.
B
Yes, yes.
C
Yeah. For being racist or something like that.
B
Whatever. Right.
C
They go. They call the governor, and the governor. The question wasn't like, oh, you're violating the First Amendment free speech rights of our citizens. And he was like, no, the question Was. Who booked these guys?
A
Yeah, that was really. It was. Who booked these guys? Like, you didn't look at, by the way, I have a plan. And. Madeleine, can we get a.
C
To make this a better plan, whatever it is?
A
I don't know, but I think it would be great to have the guys over for this one. So we. When we do the next Bohemian Grove, I think what we should do is we should do a whole segment where we don't pack muskets. We. We make fun of all these guys. We talk about a Wilcox and agree. Or all the guys that have facilitated the big disclosure thing. We just get up and we just talk for a while. But. So we lost our venue. And there's some venues here in the Villages, which is the happiest place in America. It's a retiree center of. Of. Of the world. And they have these venues that look like Disney World. They're all immaculate and dystopian. And so I think what we do a.
C
These are so good.
A
A cocktail attire for the first day. Right? And what we do is we all walk in there really dressed really nicely.
C
I got the idea. Today we're gonna do day one at the vi. The VIP In. In the coffee shop.
A
Here in the coffee shop.
C
And I. I want to tell. Because I don't think Matt's listening to this, but I want to tell everyone.
A
Mortified, actually.
C
Come dress suit and tie. Tails if you got them.
A
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying.
C
Like, as nice as you can dress.
A
Like a. Yeah, tails on a. On a. On a. What do you call that? What do you call that?
Yeah, tuxedo. So I was saying, Madeline, because you were in the chat, you. You saw this conversation. So we dress up really nice and we act super pompous. Like, when we go to rent it, like a monocle, you know, tap dancing shoes, whatever. And then we. We secure the venue, and then we all pile in there. And then I think what we all do is just wear wife beaters underneath. So as soon as we get in there, after the first half hour, everybody disrobe. White feeders underneath. And then we're on stage, and it's just black. Blap, blap, blap. Guam and Guam and black. And we. But it's too late because it's one day, and they can't kick us out. So they have.
B
Right, yeah.
D
Well, what you need to do.
B
Great move.
D
You need to send a Jewish person to go negotiate the deal, because then they can't be like, you're Anti Semitic. Like, oh, yeah, buddy. Look at. We've got Shlomo over here who's gonna actually negotiate the contract with you.
A
I think I can wear a yarmulke. And I'll put a clay, not ozone.
C
The last time we had a guy with business acumen that fell apart.
A
Well, no, he never used the business acumen. That was the problem was the business acumen was never deployed. It was like a. It was like a parachute that just never. We never even tugged the string.
B
It was ours.
D
Yeah. Crashed. I love those videos when the parachutes don't go off and they just eat.
A
There's, like, one lady who. I gotta find this in chat. GPT. One lady who, like, survived.
C
What?
A
Yeah, she didn't deploy and she survived. She just bounced and then was super messed up about it.
D
It's Peggy Hill. That's an episode of King of the Hill.
B
She did. She fell through a bunch, like a very thick canopy of trees, and that slowed her down enough to just be horribly paralyzed. That's great.
D
Yeah.
B
Yes.
D
Well, here's the good news. You are alive. Bad news.
B
You wish you were deaf.
D
You're gonna through a bag for the rest of your life.
A
Yeah, yeah.
B
Your ass will never work again.
A
Let me see. Tell me. This is how I tell. Talk to the demons on AI. Tell me about the lady who survived not deploying her parachute.
B
Tell me.
C
It's just super loud. Can you hear me chewing?
A
Yeah, we can hear you chewing.
D
Popcorn. I kind of like it. It adds a little ambiance to it. Yeah, yeah.
A
Here we go.
B
Hanging out.
A
Her name is Vesna Volovic, and she survived a fall without a parachute. Nah. Well, she's a pretty lady. Sure, let's do that.
D
Probably was.
B
Now, she was not horribly disfigured.
A
All she did was jump out of a plane and not. Yeah, let's bring her up.
B
Yeah, She's a monster.
A
No, that's not. That's not her.
B
No, that's her. That was actually her. She became James.
A
So I think she's like, Polish or something. She was a. A flight attendant. Yugoslavian. Disgusting. So the fall, about 10,000 meters. Highest fall without a parachute ever. She was trapped inside the plane's tail section, which detached and fell as a unit rather than falling completely exposed.
Breeze her injury. She suffered a fractured skull, two crushed vertebrae, a broken pelvis, several broken ribs, and both legs broken. And she was in a coma for 10 days. Damn. She was crushed.
B
You don't need your legs.
D
Yeah.
B
No, they're mostly secondary. You don't Need. Our governor got away with it for a long time.
D
How's she gonna cook in the kitchen and be a flight attendant without legs? She's gonna wheel through the aisle.
B
AI will take care of that. That is actually not to bring this to David Wilcock, but please bring this to David Wilcock. Well, last time. Last we left off with you guys, David was about to be a trillionaire.
D
Yeah.
B
For two different deals. One was he. His company, Stavati was going to replace every single 747 in existence. And he was going to get 200 billion, maybe 300 billion for that. But the reason why everyone wanted to buy his plane is he said because it had slightly wider aisles. Wider aisles. So someone in a wheelchair would be able to go down the aisles. Very comfortable wheelchair.
D
And the fat black flight attendant.
C
Well, David. David's hips have been getting.
A
I'm not. I've been doing really good. I've been working out and eating popcorn.
B
No, no, no.
A
You're eating the popcorn. I had a single morsel of dill pickle. Ellis. Popcorn.
B
Popcorn.
A
And it was delicious.
C
Straight to his head.
A
All natural ingredients.
D
If you need to lose weight, Perry has all the good snacks you can eat that are locale.
B
Yeah, I basically have an eating order. So, you know, I can. I can hook it up.
D
Yeah.
A
You have a sweets problem, right? It's a sweets problem. You would. You would identify it as a problem.
B
Well, sort of. I have that. But I also eat like all the low calorie alternatives like halo top ice cream instead of normal ice cream. And there's. There's a bunch of different things you can eat a lot of where it doesn't really add the calories. It just makes you sad.
A
That's true. I think if you think that you're filled with aspartamine. Aspartame.
B
I'm half chemicals at this point.
I think they preserve me. I'm probably only alive because I pickled my liver and pumped it full of sweeteners.
A
I do think that that's true. I think if you. If you cold turkey that right now you would fall apart rapidly. I think you would probably, probably get.
C
Graves disease held together by red dye.40.
D
He probably relapsed. To be honest, the candy is the only thing keeping him on the straight and narrow.
B
That is what almost all alcoholics just become addicted to sugar afterwards. There's a lot of sugar in booze. You got to replace it somehow.
A
So, you know, wait, but you're not drinking alcohol now. What is that can?
B
It's a spindrift It's. It's water. It's lemon water.
C
Is that why the show hasn't been as funny?
A
I think so.
B
Yeah.
C
He's like. He's like, oh, you're gonna get him to drink again.
B
Hey, every time we've done your show, I've been sober. I quit, like, three years ago.
D
Yeah. Perry had to get off the wagon because it was.
B
It was causing killing me. Yes. I was. James Rinking out. I had to go to get a medical detox. Yeah.
A
And now Brandon just drinks disrespectfully margaritas in his presence. Which is Right.
B
You know, I think.
A
I think so. Yeah. I think that's what it is.
D
It's the yin and yang. You know, one of us has to be up.
B
The show only works intoxicated. We can't both be sober. That'd be.
D
And then occasionally, on our Saturday streams, we'll do what I call a chug stream, which is if you donate $20, I'll slug a white claw. And I usually end up blacking out during those shows and crap.
A
And I think one of you has to have a deep. A deep love for black music and. And alcohol, and the other one gets to eat Sour Patch Kids and have a job.
D
Yeah.
Excuse me. My job is cashing government checks right now, so I'd rather have this job.
B
He's on the, you know, not disability. You should be on that. But here I'm.
D
I'll get on it soon enough.
B
I'll find a way. I'll try to.
D
I'm too.
B
Yeah, I can't be expected. Oh, I'm too.
C
To stop.
A
I saw a lady. I was watching a video, and she was. She just had a disability. She was on disability. White woman.
B
And.
A
And what did she say? And she's going, well, every time I have a job, I start to weep.
C
So good.
A
No, don't. No, don't do that. Dude, are you doing a sales pitch right now, or is this a commercial?
B
I mean it. All right.
A
You're gonna eat the whole bag.
C
You don't like the other sponsors up. Like, we had beef jerky. I was like, fuck this beef jerky.
A
Oh, the biltong was good. I love that shit. Especially the spicy one. I was really mad when he said, hey, you guys aren't selling any biltong.
C
I have it in my fridge. It's molded.
A
Oh, well, you're supposed to eat it, dude. You're not supposed to keep it in your fridge. But when he told us, like, I gotta admit, guys, you've not sold a bag of this shit since we started working with you. And if we've given you thousands of thousands of dollars.
C
It was kind of.
D
Like, dude, that's kind of like our blue shoe sponsorship which we had for.
B
I don't know, three weeks.
D
Yeah, three or four weeks. And like no one really. I think a few people bought stuff, but then they just like never paid us.
B
Yeah, they just said no one ever bought it.
D
Yeah.
C
Hey, no one's having sex to your podcast.
A
Like, yeah, you guys are done. Something about your show doesn't make people want to have sexy enough.
C
They put the hips thing in the back. They're like, still not sexy.
A
I think if we, if we started working with, with like sex related product, we would make a killing. I would want to do that. This show makes people want to have a lot of it.
B
No. Right? It's horny and do.
D
Well, that's. I mean, this is what I put on when I'm trying to make love.
B
I jack off to you. Yes.
A
Chronicle, specifically, where we read People's Supernatural.
C
Okay, guys, listen, listen, listen, listen. David Wilcock and his wife.
A
Oh, that's right. Please tell us about David Wilcock.
B
Oh my God. Yes, David. So he, he was supposed to get 300 billion for those planes. He was going to get 900 billion for his hover cars.
D
Yeah.
B
You guys will be shocked to learn that neither of those things have occurred. And it actually turns out it's. It's actually very sad. And it's gotten very bad for David.
D
Yeah.
B
He has gotten to the point he owes the IRS like 1.4, 1.5 million. He does not make enough money anymore, and now he's selling his homes in an attempt to pay the irs. So he had a house in New York, which it was the house he grew up in. But the reason this is so sad is that was supposed to be the museum of David. When he became the most important man on earth, which is what he believed will happen, he was going to turn that house in, sort of like a memorial where people for generations could come and worship him. That didn't happen. So now he's selling his Colorado house. He really desperately needs money. And I like the move he did, which is he tacked on an extra million to the price point.
D
Yeah.
B
And for some reason thought that was going to sell. So he, he took a house that was listed on Zillow at like 1.5, tried to sell it for 3.2, and it's just slowly kind of drifting back down to two point something.
D
He's not. He's not doing so hot right now.
B
He also. He stopped smoking weed, I think, and that really him up because he used to. He used to do characters like he. He had Angry Daddy and he had.
D
Uncle Colin.
B
Yes, Uncle Angry Daddy. It's very funny. It's him doing his father. And the voice is just his father. Critic David. But as David's life has gotten worse, Angry Daddy has just become, like, someone saying rational things to him.
D
Yeah, Yeah.
B
I told you so.
D
Yeah. Literally. Yes, literally.
B
Yeah. Telling him to stop doing what he's doing and get a job so he can pay his bills.
A
You don't work in the zero point technology arena.
B
Well, what does this guy look like.
C
David Wilcock do now? Like, what can he.
D
He lies. Drop live stream rope.
B
No, I think. I think the other thing that happens is Stevati was theoretically an aircraft manufacturer, and they were supposed to sell planes to the government. They got partially evicted from their lot, so they kind of panicked, and they were trying to pivot to figure out any way to make money. And one of the things they had done previously is they rented the space to the dumpster company, but I think the company, like, dumped sewage on the property, so the state won't let them do that anymore. So it's. It's. They tried to rent it out to some Chinese car manufacturer the other week, and the government shut that down. So it is very likely we will see David basically houseless with no money, relatively quickly, I think possible he ends up in prison, given how much he owes the old tax man.
C
Can he dance?
A
I just. We need to bring this on the stage real quick.
C
This guy is gold first, though. I mean, just.
B
He's the best. He's great. Gone too soon. Yeah.
A
All right, hold this up, because I just reached out to him. I'm hoping this reaches them, because I think you got to really check in on these guys. And who is this? Well, it's. It's David Wilcox. And I just said, there you go.
D
Yeah.
A
Because you never know. You never know where he's at. He might be in a dark place.
C
Good, baby boy.
A
You good, baby boy.
B
We're trying. We're trying to get Brandon a job with him because David was asking for someone to cut clips. I was like, I know a guy. We know someone who can cut.
D
Yeah. We need a fake identity to apply under.
B
Yeah, he's not a big fan. You don't think that he would.
A
He would have.
D
You guys.
There might. You know, there might be some issues.
B
We may have said some things in the past that were critical of him.
A
Well, you couldn't have said very much. I mean, he's still alive.
B
Yeah, it's true. We usually wait until they're dead to mock them like gentlemen.
D
Ironically. Is the first white guy we lost.
B
Yeah. But that's because he had the moves of a black man flowed within him.
A
Have the soul of a black person in them. And I think that that is clearly what's going on there.
B
Our primary space weirdos, as we call them, have all kind of fallen apart because Corey Good, the other guy we cover most frequently, he just put out a movie for the first time in years. So he had two previous movies. There was Above Majestic, and the other one, I think was the Cosmic Secret. Each of those made over a million dollars. They have like 10,000 reviews on Amazon. He puts out this new movie. It got a whopping. I think it was 13 reviews when I saw it on Amazon.
His thing. So he was David's partner in crime for Cosmic Disclosure. Corey Good, another member of the secret space program. He. He had fought space marines on Amuamua. Yeah. He went to the lunar operation Command center on the moon where he saw the Nazi dinosaurs. I always like that detail. The Nazis kept dinosaurs. Dinosaurs.
D
Nazi dinosaurs. The Mayans flying their space rocks.
B
Yeah, but so he was doing. Yeah, yeah. It's very believable. He.
C
To.
B
To make. I'll give you the abridged version of the story. Corey and David show blew up. Corey tried to sue everyone. Yeah. And as part of those lawsuits, a deposition of him came out. He had meant to make it private, but he has a very stupid lawyer who forgot to do it. And in that deputy deposition, he admitted he made everything up. He said, you know, he'd never been to space and.
D
Yeah, yeah.
A
What if somebody threatened him? You know, like, hey, don't talk about those Nazi dinosaurs.
B
Yeah. So. Well, that's kind of the move he's trying to do now. He's trying to make a comeback with this movie. The other. The very fun thing he's been doing is he decided he needed to get back out into like, the public eye. Yeah. But because everyone has seen the deposition of him saying he made it all up. Like he won't do anything real show that would give him any pushback. So he's been. He's doing the circuit. The first show he appeared on, it's called the Supernatural Girls.
A
Yeah.
B
Which is hosted. The only thing Supernatural is, it is hosted by two corpses.
D
Yeah.
B
They are the most. They're just two undead women.
D
Yeah.
B
Who are 180 years old host this show.
A
Is that true?
D
They're.
A
They're. They're old women.
D
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they look like that.
A
Jesus. Typing the word girls on on Twitter.
D
Girls with a Z.
B
Yes.
A
Okay, that might help, but I'm afraid.
B
Now he had a more recent crash out where he appeared on another show called SNX Radio with, yes, Nicole and Weaver as the host. This is how obscure this show was. My whole thing is I need to pay attention to what Corey and David are doing. And even I was unaware he was making this appearance. But he goes on this SNX radio show. There is 10 people in chat watching 10 live viewers. About eight of those were people from our fan base. Yeah, they started.
They started criticizing Corey in the live chat. They. They were asking him, you know, why he made everything up. The one that really got to him is someone asked why he cheated on his wife. And that kind of threw him into a tizzy.
Older.
C
I wonder, do you think you can come on our show?
A
Show me. I want to see them, Corey.
C
Oh, yeah, let me see these.
B
You gotta do it before, like, the blue light special at the diner. You gotta get them early in the day.
D
He probably. Honestly, he probably would come on your show. He's pretty desperate.
B
Oh, well, yeah, Corey, we can throw.
A
Him a couple of bucks.
B
I don't think money might get him. That might be the only way.
A
But maybe like 50 bucks. But I mean, we could. We could throw him some money. Let's see what we got.
B
Got here.
C
This is just their intro.
A
This is their intro.
B
Yeah.
D
And there they are. There are girls.
C
Oh, the ones at the top of the bottom.
D
It's the two at the top.
A
Yeah, it's the two Patricias.
C
Oh, yeah, they're.
A
Yeah, Patricia and Patricia.
D
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A
I love it. I love how she was like, you know what'll do it? Put the Z on the end. That'll do it. That's what the young people love spelling with.
B
Yeah, but. Yeah, to finish.
A
What is that? Patricia and Patricia. What a bizarre thing to have happen.
B
But. So Corey gets flustered by our fans criticizing him, and he makes a giant mistake. He had been in a settlement conference with one of the lawsuits that have been going on. And in the court documents, I. It says so many times, it is a confidential conference, and you cannot share any of the details. Yeah, Corey gets flustered. He starts sharing the details on. On the show, which then gets clicked and sent to the opposing council. And Corey is now being held in contempt of court.
He has to. He has a hearing on the 17th, and then he has to go in person on the 30th. But yes, his life is not done well and his movie sucks well, and one of his.
A
Make you wonder if. If what's happening there is like, these people because they're kind of tangentially at. It's a. Tangentially. Tangentially.
C
I'm reaching out to the supernatural girls, right?
A
Yeah. Reach out to those.
Associated with. With disclosure on, like some. You know, the whole thing is like kind of a shit show. But they're associated with it and they're. They're kind of the people that have been like, pushing it along. Wilcox and Greer and all these. All these guys. And I don't know if it's just like organic success because the public is ready for the aliens. Like, give us the aliens. And so you make a documentary like Above Majestic, which, by the way, I think Above Majestic really laid the ground. Groundwork for the whole QAnon movement in a big way.
C
The language.
A
My bad.
B
And.
A
And so I don't have my gun.
C
Oh, these ladies have been doing this for a while.
A
Well, they're 700 years old.
D
Yeah.
A
They're crushing living for a while. So I wonder what happens? Is it like, do they experience organic success because the topic is catching fire, or does somebody tell them, like, hey, this thing is coming to a head and you guys are going to be associated with it? And because they all seem to make really, really bad business decisions, they don't.
B
Know how to handle their money.
A
And it's almost like they think a lot more money is coming than what is reasonable. You know, like, you do a banger of a documentary, which Above Majestic was kind of a banger of a documentary just in its production. You go like, good job, guys. Like, we did it right. And then you go, like, let's spend this money wisely. You don't go, it's time to start. Are, you know, going ape. Because it's. They seem to think more money is coming from somewhere. So I wonder if they were ever told that that would be the case.
B
I. I think my sort of theory on this is a lot of these disclosure guys, they have the life cycle of an NFL running back, which is like, you have three years, you're a guy who shows up, you have new to say. And the best part about being a new guy is you can go, whatever. My big thing is the end of the world ascension. It's going to happen on this date. And because you haven't been wrong a bunch before, people kind of Cut you that slack. Yeah. You get about three to five years of pushing that date back until eventually the whole thing collapses. But I think I. I mean, a lot of these guys are genuinely very stupid. Yeah. Especially Corey. Corey is just a phenomenally dumb man. So I think he thought the gravy train would never end. He was acting like a mob boss. And one of the. The lawsuits, he sent a guy to, like, spy on someone's house. And poor Puerto Rico. He filmed this guy in his house, and then he tried to put together what he called a spooky video to scare him. He. He released a video on YouTube. He also called Dr. Greer pedophile, which is kind of funny. But who hasn't? These people, I think they're all losers who get a taste of power for the first time in their life and they just absolutely spiral out of control.
A
And how many of these people, since you're looking at them, how many of these. Of these people claim to have had experiences with these entities?
C
Do you think we could rehabilitate them?
A
No.
B
So.
A
But how many of them?
B
I think we can. Yeah.
D
I think we could save David.
B
Yeah. David is savable. Yeah.
D
Cory.
B
He'S too gay.
C
Yeah.
B
I think he's.
D
Well, he's got. That. He's got a veneer of, like, respectability that he tries to maintain.
B
Greer is too catty. He just. He just proved that with the age of disclosure, where someone came out and they were getting a little buzz for being an a alien guy and Greer being the caddy gay guy is. It's like, no, that we gotta boycott that movie. That's a bad movie. So I think he's just upset that the spotlight isn't on him anymore.
A
Well, I mean, he does. See, I'm actually looking at something right now where people are going back and forth and they're like, stephen Greer is giving me evidence, but Elizondo isn't giving me evidence. He's giving me government narrative. And I'm like, why are you guys arguing over these idiots? I don't think that you should be in either camp. That's a ridiculous illusion that you should have to be in. In the Elizondo or Greer camp. But I just wonder that because that date setting that you're talking about, there are people that have these experiences, and, you know, whether it's abduction or otherwise, and these entities are always telling them, like, it's coming, it's coming. Don't worry. Soon you're gonna ascend. You're gonna be rescued from your satanic elite. You're gonna take your place among the Galactic Federation and you.
B
You.
A
And they're always kind of an idiot. You are a special one who's gonna spread that message? Xyz. So when I look at these guys from the outside looking in, I'm like, this is like the. The highest level of that kind of a character that gets told some in a vision, in a dream, or whatever is getting in. Some people think that it's just military personnel blapping you from outside with a frequency gun and putting this in your head. But either way, it's. It fits the narrative. You know what I mean? And then what they historically quickly do is date set over and over and over again, and some just never comes to pass. And I can't help but wonder, like, are these guys. You know, I'm sure Wilcox probably says, oh, I was. You know, they did the thing to me. Whatever the thing is. Maybe the rape, maybe the abduction.
B
Yeah, I was. It was a multiple sodomy. Was. What happened to him? Yeah.
C
Oh, it's unfortunate.
A
I mean, you know, sodomized once is, you know, sodomize me once. Shame on you.
C
That's the kind of guy. Massage his face instead.
A
You do?
B
Yeah.
A
He needs a face massage.
D
Oh, David would present something other than his face massage.
B
He did. One of my favorite David details is he used to when he had money, he paid for 12 hours of massages a week. Yeah. I looked up his massage therapist. He was spending something like $11,000 a month on massages. And then going on his live stream and being like, I don't have any money. You got to send me money. I can't afford food. And then all because he's been paying.
A
$11,000 to get jerked off. And every week.
B
No, no, no. He can't get hard when people touch him. He's. I think it's purely. He thinks he has some sort of, like, demonic energy stored within him because when he was a child, he was tobogganing down Monkey Hill, right? And he went off the hill and he fell and he hurt his hip. And forever he was changed. Never would he be restored to what he once was. So he has to pay a lot of money to get the demon out of his hip from Monkey Hill. Yeah.
C
This is fast.
A
You could have made all that up right now.
C
And I believe.
A
No, I don't know how to place.
B
I wish I was making this.
D
We're not that funny, dude.
B
No, I could never be as funny as David. Some people want to interfere with what David's doing. No, you must Just observe because he's going to do something so we can never dream of it. Like, if someone in 2015 told me he was going to lose all his money to hover cars, like, I never could have come up with something that funny. That's thing to do.
D
Well, he was the darling of the UFO community. He was bringing in millions every year doing the speaking circuit.
B
Yeah. And then. Then Corey ruined him.
D
Yeah.
B
They really everything up.
D
Yeah. Yeah.
C
Have you guys considered doing like an unauthorized biography of him?
A
Oh, 100%. You guys should do that. That he's like, as a matter of fact.
B
Holy. You have one. No, that's. That's actually an AI book. I got this in the mail one day and I had no idea it was coming. And it. It's a book with my picture on the front.
D
Yeah.
B
If I was good at hosting a show, I'd know to show it to the decoding. David.
A
The Gay Conspiracy.
B
I got this in the mail absolutely out of nowhere. Yeah. I was like, what the is this? I don't remember writing a book, but I was able to track it down. Apparently there was a service that will write these books, but it really is like, it's a full. It's a full book.
A
They remember when they happened to us when we. Oh yeah, somebody did that. They. They generated an AI book off of our research around one of our.
C
One of the lies we told.
A
But we had like this whole body of research across like multiple episodes. Then all of a sudden, one day, the whole thing was like in a book. And I just hadn't been prepared yet for what AI could do and how quick it could do it and how easy it is to publish a book on Amazon. And I about. I was freaked out. I was like, how the did this happen, dude? Like, we just finished this week research and now it's a book at all. And then I was like, oh, wait, this hasn't sold any copies. It's. It's literally.
C
It was printed yesterday.
A
I would have been so pumped though, if that showed up in the mail. I mean, you must have been tickled, dude.
B
I was pretty psyched. I thought for a second maybe there was some sort of alternate timeline me that was doing much better than this timeline. I was an author in another timeline. But no, no, apparently. Yeah, but it is just a whole bug of me calling David gay, which kind of sums up our show.
D
That would be the. That would be the book. Yeah.
B
Yeah.
A
That's amazing.
C
As we. As we bring this episode in for a landing, if you could do some time Travel, go back, Introduce yourself to David while he's on Monkey Hill. What is the one thing that you would tell him to avoid?
B
Right, to make life better? There's something very special to him. He has something he calls his sacred pajamas.
D
Sacred pajamas? Yes.
B
There's. There's two parts to this story. She first appeared on Project Camelot with Carrie Cassidy, the wonderful Carrie Cassidy, somewhere around like 2006. And he shows these pajamas. They're yellow pajamas. They have a football player, like wearing the helmet, you know, running on the front. And he says, these are his sacred pajamas. He wore them and he had a magical experience with the aliens. And he, he was able to like astral project from his body and go out into the world, so on and so forth.
C
I'm pretty sure Mormonism, that was.
B
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was Mormon when he was young. Yeah, he cut. So cut to 20, 23 or. Or so he, he's doing a live stream. He shows his pajamas. He goes, these are the pajamas I got raped in. Yeah, these. And then he starts showing. He shows the football player and the.
D
Football player like kind of being tackled.
B
Yeah, he was being tackled. He's like, that's predictive programming for sodomy. The football helmet. The football helmet kind of looks like a dick. So that was also the guy who me. Yeah, but so them not to wear the rape pajamas. Like, this is where I'm going with this.
A
Those aren't rape pajamas. Those are special magic pajamas. Dude, don't say that. You would like.
C
If you gave me a pair of rape pajamas, I'd assume that they do the opposite. Like, oh, they would protect.
A
Keep the rape right away.
B
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Not rape, encouraging pajamas. Well, you didn't read the small print. It's like how inflammable means flammable.
D
Well, sometimes on Amazon, if you don't read the print properly, you get it mailed to you like, well, this isn't what I order.
B
I wanted the don't rape me pajamas.
D
Not the rape me once him on. And it starts happening like, wait a tick.
B
Well, he just looked, he looked very hot in them. And you know, he can't blame the Illuminati.
PJs. I'm so glad someone said he kept the pajamas. Yes, it's psychotic. He has them in like a vacuum sealed bag. Yeah, yeah, yeah. By his desk. Because in the middle of this live stream, I don't think he intended on talking about it. He just reaches down and pulls it.
D
Up, ready to go.
B
There's the rape pajamas.
C
His bag of Popcorn.
B
Hi.
C
This is.
Brought to you by Ellis Rape Pajamas. We're gonna have to take them off the website.
B
They're not gonna like this.
A
No, it's a joke. There's no pajamas, Popcorn.
C
They might like it.
A
No, that's true.
D
I think that's a new merch idea, to be honest with you. You want to design some new merch?
A
Yeah.
But these keep.
C
They wanted. They wanted to ask about my pajamas. It would be disingenuous of me to call them pajamas. Sell pajamas.
A
Yeah.
D
Yeah.
B
What's. What's your deal with pajamas?
D
Are you anti PJs?
C
Just shirt, dog. Just shirt. That's it.
B
Okay, out. Just shirt like a girl. Just wear a long shirt.
C
He said it, Howard. On the bottom.
A
But I asked him the same question. I said, long shirt, no pants. He's like, I never said long shirt.
C
Belly shirt, whatever shirt.
B
One of those crop tops. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. That's pretty sick. I like that move. I could.
A
When he hears, like, a bump in his house, he just pulls his pistol out and goes and clears his own dick out.
C
My rape pajamas.
B
Yeah.
A
That's what he yells through the house. He goes, whoever's here better have on their rape pajamas.
C
Have you ever. Have you ever cleared in the dark?
B
I. I just hope for death. I don't bother clearing it. I feel when the reaper is coming for me, I'll just.
C
Okay.
D
That's one way to be okay. That's pretty sick. I just have Japanese knives, and I've kind of staked out what I would hide behind. And I'm gonna sneak up on them and stab them.
B
Yeah, that's the move.
A
If you have a hallway in your house. Asymmetrical warfare. You funnel them into the narrow hallway where their numbers count for nothing.
B
No.
C
What I done is I put. So by the time you make it to my room, you've got to go upstairs, and you've already killed one of my kids.
A
Yeah.
C
Before you get to me, there's another.
D
One of my kids.
B
Bedrooms. Yeah.
C
So we'll hear them scream.
B
Yeah.
C
And we'll be like, we've got time. I could clean. I could even clean my gun.
B
Yeah.
C
I could do whatever I want. And then once they turn to get to the other kid, and then I shoot him in the back.
A
Brandon W. Says, how do we get the popcorn? If you go, there's a drop down on top. Lobster dot com. Don't tell him what we said.
B
No, please, please don't ruin this. Them. They need this popcorn.
A
I need this popcorn. Money, guys. I need the only thing that.
B
My car won't start.
A
My car won't start. Dude, Blue Letter Bible's doing way better than I am. All right, guys, I guess the. The last question that we're going to ask you before.
C
Before we get kicked out.
A
Back to your place. Are you guys having fun in. In. In all of your pursuits in a. You know, just looking into the life of Wilcox unemployed.
C
This other guy's addicted to sugar.
B
Oh, yeah, it's horrible. Yeah, it's falling apart, to be honest.
D
For us, that's crushing. Living off the government dole, eating candy.
B
Look, that is how.
That's. That's how this show started, is we're both just doing too many drugs and jobless. And it feels fitting that, you know, we might cycle back around, come back full circle, returning to our roots.
D
Yeah, that's good.
A
Well, that's the thing about life. Life is it. It corkscrews.
B
But.
A
But it gets tighter. So look forward to doing this exact thing again in five months, because that's what the cycles get tighter as. As you go forward in time.
D
Yeah. I'm gonna show up to Bohemian Grove with my resume and I'm just gonna start handing it out to people, you know, hopefully someone's hiring. Maybe I come. Dude, I will show a little skin. If you need a new barista, I'll fucking. I will soon slut it up and make 100.
A
Dude, we could always use a good barista.
B
Yeah.
A
But I hope you guys will come. I know you're in. In. In Texas, but it would be super dope if you guys made it here. It's. It's the first week of March 6th and. And 7th. It's a Friday. Saturday.
C
And if we find a venue.
A
If we find a venue. But I really would love to do that. I would love to just take the piss out of all of the. The wonderful people who have brought us. Disclosure. I think that would be great, dude. To just beat them to death on stage together. By that time.
C
Honestly, by the time. By the time this rolls around, we might actually have aliens.
A
That's true. Well, I would think we should still make fun of David Wilcock and everything, because aliens are not. He's a disaster. And, you know, he's redeemable.
C
We're gonna fix.
A
Well, he is redeemable.
B
I'm gonna invite him on stage.
D
Look, the best outcome is David ends up being Right.
B
Yes. That. I've always said it'd be very funny if one of these guys gets rich again, then just pays to have us executed. David Is the most.
D
David has said, if he makes it enough money, we're in trouble.
B
Yes. He has threatened a lawsuit multiple times. Every time he thought his aerospace company was gonna get funded, he would show up on his live stream. He's like, I'm suing these guys. So far he's yet to happen. But, you know, if he gets that money, we will deal with that when it comes to it.
A
I'm thinking about doing this, but I also think that it probably would get sued.
C
I think David Wilcock got Alex Jones show to Alex Stein show taken off the.
A
Probably coming for Brandon, but he hit Alex Stein. I'm thinking about extending an invite because you know how we want to dress in suits and go to the thing and everything's kosher here.
C
You just said that right now. I don't know if we want to.
A
What I want to do is I want vosotras. This is the.
C
That's. That's like the king.
B
No, we speak English here.
A
So I don't end the show Mexican, but I want to extend an invite to Wilcock and be like, come and speak at our.
C
We should do it like real nice, like engraved letters.
B
Please, please do. We have tried to reach out to him. I don't think he trusts that we really actually love him and have his best interest at heart. So maybe you guys can get to him.
A
What if we.
B
Yes.
A
Shake a little money in front of him.
C
How much money?
B
I don't know.
C
1.5 mil. He's in the hole for 1.5 mil.
D
That's a lot.
A
Yeah, but at that point when you're trying to make ends meet, you know.
C
He'S not smart enough.
A
Well, you gotta take everything you can get. And we say, hey, man, come and talk about disclosure. Come and talk about.
C
That's like gambler addiction mentality where you're like, I'm 1.5 in the hole. I need 1.5 right now. Yeah, that's instead of like getting like 200.
A
Yeah, exactly.
B
Yeah. He is gambling addict, except he's addicted to gambling. About when the world is going to end. Just keeps gambling on the end.
A
You were gonna bet on anything. Like, that's the thing. Yeah. We could offer him some Ella's popcorn.
No, that's a different flavor. No added natural ingredients. Eco friendly flexible patch packaging.
C
Gluten free strawberry hibiscus.
B
Wow.
A
Strawberry hibiscus.
B
Flowers in my food.
D
That'll be. That'll be the official sponsor of our segment at Bohemian Grove.
B
Yeah. So we'll be sponsored by flower corn. Yeah.
A
These Ladies are gonna freak the out when they see this.
D
With a little sour patch dropped in. That'll be the special edition.
A
You gotta melt them.
C
I know.
A
You've been freezing to melt them. Not a bad idea in the popcorn.
C
No, cuz he likes the pain.
A
And I. I like the pain.
C
I understand when he bites it, he.
A
Goes, oh, it hurts. He just wants to feel something, anything.
B
Yeah, yeah.
D
It's like chewing rocks. It hurts.
B
It's the same reason I cut myself. Just to feel anything.
That tells me I'm alive.
D
Yeah.
A
This is why they're just chomping at the bit to get sued by David Wilcox. All right, guys.
B
Yeah.
A
Before we get out of here, tell everybody where they could find you.
C
Oh my gosh.
B
Patreon.com Hidden Plainsight Pod we are at the Hidden Pod on Twitter, at Hidden in Plains Radio. On Instagram. He is at Brandon Steele Hidden on Instagram. I think that's everything. We do a live stream every Saturday.
Oh, that's next. No, that's sexy. David.
A
David Wilcock with it.
C
Every week.
A
Every week. David Wilcox are huge.
C
Guys.
This is. I mean, this is a great place to be, man.
A
Yeah, a great lane to be in. Is that what you.
C
Yeah, we've abandoned the silly, but the silly is still here in full force.
A
Oh, yeah, dude. Guys, go and support these guys because they don't have a job anymore.
C
Oh my God.
A
Jesus.
C
Every other.
I can't do this.
A
Oh, you guys know where to support him. Good God. Thanks for coming on, guys. Thanks for. Thanks for everything.
C
Oh, we love you guys. You're the best, man.
A
Yeah, seriously.
B
Seriously.
A
Seriously.
D
Pleasure as always, fellas.
B
All right.
C
All right, guys, we'll see you next week or something maybe. Don't forget to obey. Some men comply.
D
Go buy the popcorn. Go buy the popcorn.
B
Sam.
Released: December 10, 2025
Hosts: David Lee Corbo, aka the Raven, & TopLobsta (Top Lobsta Productions)
Guests: Brandon and Perry ("Hidden in Plain Sight" Podcast)
In this raucously unfiltered episode, the Nephilim Death Squad team welcomes the duo behind Hidden in Plain Sight for their trademark blend of irreverent humor and deep dives into the wild world of conspiracies. This episode orbits the tragicomic demise of conspiracy influencer James Rink, the satirical legacy of the UFO/Disclosure community’s cast of characters, “grip mogging,” and the deeply unserious-yet-insightful dynamics in alternative belief spaces. Whether riffing on Illuminati-whisperers, critiquing disclosure grifters, or contemplating Christian morality amid the chaos, the squad never loses its tongue-in-cheek vibe.
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For those new to Nephilim Death Squad or the world of “Hidden in Plain Sight,” this episode is a wild, meta tour of conspiracy, online culture, and the strange, rotating cast who populate it. If you love critical (and at times offensive) examinations of high weirdness, honest discussions of fringe subcultures, and deeply unserious takes on very serious people, this one’s for you.
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