My New Age Brother | NDS Chronicles

Summary

Nephilim Death Squad – "My New Age Brother" (NDS Chronicles)

Date: March 26, 2026
Hosts: David Lee Corbo and TopLobsta
Episode Focus: Listener Paranormal Testimonies, Spiritual Warfare, and Life at the Christian–Conspiracy Crossover

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Episode Overview

In this episode of NDS Chronicles, the Nephilim Death Squad crew—David Lee Corbo ("the Raven") and TopLobsta—dive deep into listener-submitted testimonies of spiritual and paranormal experiences. The show features their trademark blend of irreverent humor, biblical worldview commentary, and candid reflection. Centered around a collection of wild and touching stories from fans, especially a lengthy submission from listener Paul, the hosts riff on everything from spiritual warfare and New Age deception to music theory, gang stalking, and what it means to really practice Christian charity in today’s world.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Show Format and Riffing on Ads (01:55–04:51)

• The hosts banter about Patreon (02:42), exclusive content, and listener complaints about ads.
• They introduce recurring producer "Nancy," joking about her carb-heavy diet (boiling noodles) (04:05), establishing relaxed, roast-heavy tone.

2. Spiritual Warfare and Debating New Age/Wiccan Influences (04:54–13:12)

• TopLobsta shares frustrations with "witches" and New Age types online, emphasizing modern spiritual deception:
  • "It’s open season on them… UFO homosexuals play really well with Wiccan homosexuals and New Age homosexuals... If you’re not with Christ, you’re against Christ." (04:54)
• David pushes back, suggesting a live-and-let-live approach, setting up a playful but serious philosophical tension on how Christians should interact with perceived spiritual adversaries.

3. TopLobsta’s Bizarre Dream: Pleiadian “Jesus” (06:13–13:12)

• Top recounts a vivid dream of a Nordic-looking, blue-eyed figure—"like a Pleiadian"—that left him unsettled, with the word "Jesus" stuck in his mind upon waking:
  • "I woke up, and this time it just said Jesus. ...The word that was in my head was Jesus." (11:53)
• David notes Top’s tendency to "walk up to the line,” warning about spiritual consequences:
  • "You keep poking it. Something’s gonna happen." (13:49)

4. Listener Testimonies—Gang Stalking, Spiritual Attack, and More

A. Neo (the German Listener): Meditation, Gang Stalking, and Abuse (14:27–28:48)

• Story from Neo Sone, detailing heavy spiritual/psychotronic warfare experiences after Monroe Institute hemisync meditations.
• Claims of sleep paralysis, hearing otherworldly languages, experiencing government or cult-like harassment in Berlin, sexual abuse, and being called a dog by strangers.
• Hosts respond with compassion but also humor and skepticism, likening it to "gang stalking" phenomena that often edge into paranoia (21:32):
  • "I find that gang stalking does a number on people. They become psychotic." – TopLobsta
• Segment explores the toll of such attacks and the blurry line between external persecution and psychological distress.

B. Paul’s "Vignettes": Family Spiritual Warfare and Demonization

i. Adopted Son and "Chaos" (43:10–54:06)

• Paul relates adopting a drug-exposed boy with early-life behavioral chaos and inexplicable rage—son claims his "other daddy" is "Chaos" (49:35).
• Hosts discuss the idea that trauma and generational sin/demonization manifest as temperament, referencing their own childhood struggles with rage (46:39–47:40).
• David: “That portal, that demonic portal of drug usage was opened up as a child... the debt has been paid, but you can—the debt’s been paid, man.” (45:45)
• Emphasis on prayer, Christian community, and transformation over time.

ii. Angelic Test: The Homeless Man and the Jacket (70:21–84:39)

• Paul tells the story of giving his coat to a homeless man—in retrospect, wonders if it was a metaphorical angel.
• Hosts reflect humorously and honestly on the practice of charity, risk, and discernment:
  • "Could I wear that jacket for a minute? …My heart was instantly melted and I told him he could have it." (76:26)

iii. "My New Age Brother": Possession and Spiritual Deceit (86:25–100:09)

• Paul’s brother, deep in New Age and psychedelics, visits wearing Indian spiritual garb; avoids eye contact and claims spirits read the Bible for him.
• After smoking hash, brother’s demeanor flips to “total confidence and control”—Paul describes feeling spiritual pressure until he and a Christian friend pray, prompting the brother to abruptly leave (97:53–99:43).
• The hosts riff on the danger of syncretism, New Age spirits, and the fine line between vulnerable and possessed.

iv. Communion, Dreams, and Direct Encounters (103:00–109:33)

• Paul details struggle with the doctrine of communion as a former Jehovah’s Witness; a dream lifts his fear and leads to spiritual comfort, highlighting the importance of approaching God directly.

v. Lilith, Sleep Paralysis, and Spiritual Showdown (119:53–132:56)

• Paul recounts praying for a homeless woman plagued by “Lilith,” then experiencing a severe sleep paralysis attack by a female entity, expelled only by calling on Jesus.
• Insight: Demons are provoked easily and lack self-control, a lesson Paul believes God wanted to show him.

5. Critique of Christian Grifting and Esoteric Language (54:25–64:07)

• Extended roast of Timothy Alberino, a fellow podcaster, for complicated, esoteric Christian rationalizations.
• Highlights need for clarity and skepticism toward those who muddy simple gospel truths:
  • "If you cannot explain a thing in simple terms, then you don’t understand that thing." – TopLobsta (58:45)
  • "He doesn’t want people to understand, he wants to be perceived as an intellectual and an authority." – TopLobsta (61:07)
• David notes the danger of theology that reifies angelic lust and thus attributes error to God Himself.

6. Music, Frequency, and Subversive Messaging (110:18–118:45)

• They analyze Green Day and modern pop/punk music, discussing music structure, hypnotic effects of simplified, repetitive chord loops, and the switch to 440Hz tuning.
• Tie-in: This musical trend mirrors the temptations and loops found in modern spiritual deception.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• "If you’re not with Christ, you’re against Christ... I think we start killing them." – TopLobsta, humorously courting controversy about spiritual enemies (04:54)
• "There’s nothing to be scared of. You have this happen for so long... why, what is that face about?" – TopLobsta, on spiritual encounters and immunity (12:24)
• "I think gang stalking does a number on people. They become psychotic." – D.L. Corbo (21:32)
• "You keep poking it. Something’s gonna happen." – D.L. Corbo warning Top, referencing spiritual boundaries (13:49)
• "If you cannot explain a thing in simple terms, then you don’t understand that thing." – TopLobsta (58:45)
• "Demons are provoked easily and lack self-control." – Paul, listener (132:42)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Intro and Patreon Banter: 01:55–04:51
• Spiritual Warfare with Witches & Dream Discussion: 04:54–13:12
• Neo Sone’s Gang Stalking Testimony: 14:27–28:48
• Paul’s Testimonies (Family, Angels, Brotherhood):
  • Chaos and the Adopted Son: 43:10–54:06
  • Angels & Giving Away a Coat: 70:21–84:39
  • New Age Brother/Demonic Pressure: 86:25–100:09
  • Communion and Dream Encounter: 103:00–109:33
  • Sleep Paralysis & Lilith Showdown: 119:53–132:56
• Critique of Christian Esotericism: 54:25–64:07
• Music and Hypnosis: 110:18–118:45

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Tone and Atmosphere

• Language and Tone: The episode is a blend of biting, sometimes crass humor, genuine concern for spiritual deception, and practical Christian reflection. The hosts revel in edgy tangents, poking fun at themselves, each other, and cultural figures.
• Atmosphere: Candid, chaotic, confessional—a sense of Christian community meeting "coast-to-coast AM" weirdness, with empathy for the afflicted and skepticism toward spiritual grifters.

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Summary for New Listeners

This episode of NDS Chronicles is a crash course in the spiritual battleground of the modern world, as viewed by two deeply invested but hard-edged hosts. Through listener testimonies, especially Paul’s extended stories of family spiritual warfare and personal encounters, the show explores what it really means to confront darkness, both external and internal, with biblically grounded faith. Along the way, the hosts critique the New Age and Wicca, call out grifting pseudo-Christian voices, and offer a practical—even if at times abrasive—model of community, curiosity, and standing firm in chaos. Expect a raucous blend of gallows humor, heartfelt testimony, scriptural analysis, and cultural roasting.

Listener Takeaway:
Don’t be hypnotized by spiritual or cultural counterfeits; trust simplicity, clarity, and the power of calling on Jesus—especially when the darkness gets personal. And send in your stories—"you guys are my dream journal." (14:19)

Transcript

[David Lee Corbo]

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[Top Lobster]

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[Top Lobster]

When the last trumpet sounds and the heavens crack. Nevillum Death Squad. Nebulum Death Squad. Death Squad. That squad. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NBS Chronicles, the show where we read your paranormal testimony. You can send it on over to chronicles nds gmail.com Anyway, I am David Lee Corbo, aka the Raven. That is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation.

[David Lee Corbo]

We got no screen switching. None of us.

[Top Lobster]

Green's not switching for it's crazy. God damn man. If you want to support us, Patreon.com/now/Nepilim Death Squad. That's a great place to do it. You gain access to episodes before the general public does. There's a lot of backlog content on there, so a good place to be. There's also unedited versions, unedited. And surely there's something else I didn't remember. Oh, ad free. Because everybody's on the thing. I can't believe you guys got to get paid. Why I gotta listen to these ads on this free content? Shut up. Go to patreon.com/nephilim death Squad. And you can bypass all that for $5 or for free if you want to be.

[David Lee Corbo]

They are in rare form.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, these witches, man, they're really getting the hang.

[David Lee Corbo]

Frustrated, the witches.

[Top Lobster]

It's not. It's 90s heartthrob David Lee Corbo. Also top lobster.com for I'm a little bit nice.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm uncomfortable.

[Top Lobster]

Don't be. I used to say, hey, Joe Brown.

[David Lee Corbo]

Got it.

[Top Lobster]

There you go. Hey, they could get that one. No, they can't get that one because that was an exclusive from Bohemian Grove 3. That's right.

[David Lee Corbo]

You had to go to Bohemian Grove to get this one.

[Top Lobster]

How about that? And you weren't there. So you don't have it now you.

[David Lee Corbo]

And it'll never happen again.

[Top Lobster]

That's it. We got some fun stuff today. I think I'm lying. I didn't really read any of it. Before we get into it, say hi, Nancy. Hi. All right. Thank you very much. That was actually a little bit faster than the way she typically.

[David Lee Corbo]

I think so.

[Top Lobster]

I thought the pause was not as pregnant. You have been practicing. I've noticed. It's really showing. You showing off the air of disrespect

[David Lee Corbo]

that comes with Nancy.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. How to boil noodle. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

I need Nancy. What are you doing over there?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, she's boiling.

[David Lee Corbo]

She's googling every time.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy, are you. Do you just exclusively eat carbohydrates?

[David Lee Corbo]

Every time we talk to you, you're

[Top Lobster]

like, I'm boiling noodles. Like, I don't know if that's real or if you really just exclusively eat carbohydrates. I never said I was boiling noodles. Damn. Was that really some shit that I assume.

[David Lee Corbo]

As a matter of fact, you're right. She only said she's boiling water.

[Top Lobster]

What are you eating constantly boiling water. Don't worry about it. Wow. Oh, my God. No, put it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Put it away.

[Top Lobster]

Put it away. Guys, so we got some stuff. It's gonna be good. We're gonna get into this.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, no. We need some help here. David needs an intervention of some kind.

[Top Lobster]

No, I. I'm. I am arguing with witches constantly. And. And I think. You know what, man? I've come to this place where it's open. It's just, in my opinion, open season on them. It's open season on. Because we're right on the Cusp of Disclosure. And the UFO homosexuals play really well with the Wiccan homosexuals and the New age homosexuals. And if you're not with Christ, you're against Christ. So I think I, I, I think, I think we start killing them.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't think so, dude. I think, I think you leave them alone. All right. I think your behavior as of late is exactly why you're behaving this way.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, well, I mean. Wait, no, that was redundant. My behavior is. Okay, I think you. So I think I know what you' getting it.

[David Lee Corbo]

The reason why you're so irritable.

[Top Lobster]

Irritable.

[David Lee Corbo]

And you're saying a lot.

[Top Lobster]

I am saying a lot. Yeah, but I think it's more probably a like five times before the show. Okay, maybe if you didn't act like a.

[David Lee Corbo]

You see what I'm saying?

[Top Lobster]

Look, look, I'm just playing.

[David Lee Corbo]

So David's under a spell.

[Top Lobster]

I'm not under a spell. I, I did have a weird. Maybe we could get into it before we. 90210 here. Thank you. Keisha Black. Name? Barry Texan. So, hey, you like my new show? Me. I love that. Actually, I'm jealous I didn't get one. What the.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, you got to buy your own placeholder.

[Top Lobster]

All right?

[David Lee Corbo]

And then you could be Mr. Nasty too.

[Top Lobster]

I don't want to be Mr. Nasty too.

[David Lee Corbo]

Where I work. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I guess so. That's your, your desk, your corporate offices. So I had a dream last night and I don't know if this is because of the witches that I've been arguing with on. But it doesn't matter which is one, there's many. No, we didn't win. They didn't win.

[David Lee Corbo]

No witches. Which, which one?

[Top Lobster]

Which, which, which is which? Which There was. I don't know. There's a lot of them, honestly. And they all just kind of look the same. They're fat, disheveled white women. Yeah. Who, you know, smoke a lot of weed. And they think they hold the secrets to the universe. And they don't realize that their life is in shambles. But they got it all figured out. So, yeah, I guess I've been going at a few of them. How to have fun anytime, anywhere. Step one, go to Chumbacasino.com. chumbacasino.com Got it. Step two, collect your welcome bonus.

[David Lee Corbo]

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[Top Lobster]

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[Top Lobster]

Are you really buying a car online

[David Lee Corbo]

on autotrader right now? Really? I can get super specific with dealer

[Top Lobster]

listings and see cars based on my budget.

[David Lee Corbo]

You can really have it delivered or pick it up.

[Top Lobster]

I think kid is walking up the slide. Really? Autotrader. Buy your car online. Really? And maybe I'm wrong for the way that I've been doing it.

[David Lee Corbo]

You are wrong.

[Top Lobster]

I'm open to that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Because you gaslighted me for the longest time.

[Top Lobster]

Huh? You. Well, how.

[David Lee Corbo]

And Matthew Hefner.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

On Israel, you did.

[Top Lobster]

No, I didn't gaslight you.

[David Lee Corbo]

They gaslit me. Nancy.

[Top Lobster]

That was. That was a solo act by Matt with three T's. No, because then.

[David Lee Corbo]

Because then he asked David. I'm gonna ask the voice of reason. What do you think about Israel starting World War iii?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And you go, I'm focused on God. Yeah. And then you come back and you're

[Top Lobster]

like, I kill these witches, but this one witch. No, it's like several of them with

[David Lee Corbo]

the swastik on her ch. Oh, leave her alone. She's very nice.

[Top Lobster]

No, she wasn't. She wasn't very nice. Hey, hey. Your opinion is not my narrative. Your narrative is not my life.

[David Lee Corbo]

Something like that.

[Top Lobster]

Something like that. Over and over again. So.

[David Lee Corbo]

So something about disability.

[Top Lobster]

And I stopped. She has disability. I stopped arguing with her because I don't care about that one. And then more just came out of the woodwork. But anyway, so this dream that I had might be influenced by the witches. I saw a Pleiadian. I saw a fake Pleiadian.

[David Lee Corbo]

Jesus, in your dreams? Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. It's weird, man.

[David Lee Corbo]

You got to stop dreaming.

[Top Lobster]

I can't help it. So last night, I was up real late. We were making fun of Timothy Albarino together. It was nice. Yeah. Dp. That means double penetration. And it was good. We had a good time. And I didn't get to sleep till real late. Not because of any particular reason. I just was energized. I went last night, played pool with my son. He actually genuinely beat me, by the way.

[David Lee Corbo]

Wow.

[Top Lobster]

Like, didn't know. Started not knowing how to operate the pool stick. And then by the end of it, the eight ball was left on tables. The only ball that was left on the table.

[David Lee Corbo]

The same kid that couldn't find obviously place.

[Top Lobster]

Voodoo.

[David Lee Corbo]

Voodoo items. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I don't Understand? Dude, he. He smoked me. Well, I mean, it was competitive, but that money, what's that?

[David Lee Corbo]

You put money down?

[Top Lobster]

No, bro, the whole thing was ridiculous.

[David Lee Corbo]

He might have played you, dog.

[Top Lobster]

We tried to go to arcade and when we arrived after we preemptively bought tickets to the arcade or like a prepaid card to the arcade. We arrived and it was four machines in a bowling alley. And I was like, are you kidding me? But still, we had a great time.

[David Lee Corbo]

Welcome to Central Florida.

[Top Lobster]

It was a mess, man. But I don't know, I think maybe just being so irate about my kid beating me, I was all energized. I stayed up for a long time. I was up till midnight, which is. Everybody knows that's abnormal. I'm usually asleep by 9, 9:30. And so when I do finally fall asleep, I can immediately get the sense as I'm drifting off that I'm. I'm entering one of those cycles and the cycle is there is like I'm gonna be woken up by a noise or I'm gonna be woken up because I'm spasming or I'm gonna have like a weird dream. And sure enough, that, that keeps happening. I'm spazzing out. I'll drift off, I'll jerk, you know, I'll drift off and I'll. I'll hear like a noise. It'll wake me up. There's nothing there. And none of it's spooky, though. None of it's spooky. Eventually I fall asleep and I have this overwhelming feeling that something's watching me. And then. This is going to sound so goofy. It's just a fact of what I experienced. I saw a white dude, right? Blonde hair, blue eyes, but blue like the lights that are behind us. Blue like that. Not like a light blue, white person. Eyes like, you know, and. And I saw that and this dude is staring at me. Looks like a Pleiadian. I'm gonna be very honest, he looks like a Pleiadian. Right. And I'm not saying just because I saw a thing doesn't mean anything, but

[David Lee Corbo]

I like how David flies off the handle. You don't do it gradually. You do it like all at once. Yeah, I mean, you're like, you're like on the table and then you're off the table. There's no.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I like to, you know, if you're gonna do something. End of world extremists, right?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yes.

[Top Lobster]

This is. You're gonna, you're gonna do it extremely or not at all. Okay. So I, I See his face. And I wake up, and the. The word that's in my head is. Which happens sometimes. Sometimes I wake up, there's a word in my head. Remember the time I woke up and it was just Ugaritic text?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And I never Googled. I never looked at what I was like. I'm not gonna be bothered with doing that. But I woke up, and this time it just said Jesus. And. And I'm not saying I thought that was Jesus. I'm not saying any of that. I'm just saying the word that was in my head was Jesus. And it was this dude's face was the image that was left. And then when I would try to shut my eyes, I would still see points of lights where his eyes were. You know, like, if you stare at something for a long time and you close your eyes, you can kind of still see its shape behind your eyelids.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

It's like that. Like, I was staring at him for so long that when I closed my eyes, there was two points of light right where his eyes would be. So I don't know. And my wife, she is. When I wake up, she's going, my wife, right? Like, she's doing a little struggle thing. Later on in the morning, she tells me I was grinding my teeth in my sleep, which is very abnormal. I've never done that. So, yeah, man. It's just a weird night. I don't know if it's because I'm with these witches. All I have to say is that's all that you could do to me, because I would. There was no spooky. Nothing. I wasn't scared of. Nothing. I've also crossed that line where, like, there's nothing to be scared of. You have this happen for so long. Why? What is that face about? What the hell, man? I'm just saying, you like to.

[David Lee Corbo]

You like to walk up to the line all the time, and I tell you, don't do it.

[Top Lobster]

I'm not worried about it. God.

[David Lee Corbo]

God got me like.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, but don't do it. No, I'm not saying don't do what. She was a fat bitch.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, but you don't have to tell her, okay? I think she knows.

[Top Lobster]

No, she doesn't know. She's all messed up. She thinks that she's got this key to the universe, maternal alien figure and can't, by the way. Do I say figure wrong?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, you do.

[Top Lobster]

Because I've noticed a couple of times, like, people will reference me saying it,

[David Lee Corbo]

and they'll figure, like, F, I, G, G, E R. Yeah, yeah. No, it's not how you say, there's you in there somewhere. Anyway, guys, you see what I'm saying here, right? You're walking. You keep walking up to the line.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And you keep poking it.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Something's gonna happen. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I want to get a little restless.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know them.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo]

For me, it's. I'm talking about Israel. So they put me on a list or they Google my name from Israel.

[Top Lobster]

Well, you'll get debanked.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I'll get disrupted in my sleep.

[David Lee Corbo]

My.

[Top Lobster]

My REM sleep will get disrupted, but you'll get a whole financial issue.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's fine. I don't know. Just stop with these people.

[Top Lobster]

It's not worth it. Church. Turn to your neighbor and say, figure. Dingus said that. It's very funny. So.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know. I just wanted to say that, you know, I like you guys are my dream journal. So I'm gonna start with this DM that I got because it's fascinating.

[David Lee Corbo]

Demoted to dream journal.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Well, they previously were my council. Now they're my dream journal. So this comes from a German who DM me. He said he DM'd you too, but I. You probably don't care, so.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, I don't.

[Top Lobster]

His name is Neo, Sonny. Okay. And he's bald and silly looking. And he. And I don't mean that in a derogatory way. Show all of it. So he says. Oh, it's very long. Okay. Hi, Raven. Hi, Neo Sone. I've just seen the nds. Okay. The nds and wanted want to sent you. He's German. Okay? So just bear with me.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is gonna be rough.

[Top Lobster]

I'm gonna get through it in just the way I. I read it, not the way he spells it. Want to send you my story because you might have come across something like this. I'm German and was living in Berlin over the last decade. I was using hemisync meditation techniques by the Monroe Institute and had many life changing experiences with it. You see, this is why I said, oh, okay, let's go German. Let's go.

[David Lee Corbo]

Let's hear it.

[Top Lobster]

You're doing this. You're sinking your hemis, huh? You nasty. So he says, last year in late spring, I had a very intense experience where some minutes into the meditation session, I felt what I would describe as an overwhelming push into my body and I couldn't move, like during sleep paralysis. Then a loud sound came up, which sounded like a language, but not a Common one. It was a deep growling or mumbling, and it had some fluidity to it. It's very hard to describe, but it kind of sounded like the sound the sun would make when I see it on satellite images. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah, there's kind of like a warbly

[David Lee Corbo]

sound of the sun.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, the sound of the sun. Victor says Raven looks like Chris angel today. Or a gay vampire. Not sure. That's redone. That's very much Chris angel looks like a gay vampire.

[David Lee Corbo]

Literally the same.

[Top Lobster]

That's the same picture.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hold on a second.

[Top Lobster]

What's up?

[David Lee Corbo]

Let's address the chat.

[Top Lobster]

What's happening?

[David Lee Corbo]

First off. Hi, Steven.

[Top Lobster]

What's up, Steven?

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know what's up with Catherine. Catherine?

[Top Lobster]

Don't be mad.

[David Lee Corbo]

She be. She be around.

[Top Lobster]

You call people out in God's name, acting like that, and wonder why weird happens. I mean, it's that. That's a. It's the bare minimum of weird. I'm not mad at it. You gonna show me Pleiadian? Jesus. No.

[David Lee Corbo]

But she wasn't happy before.

[Top Lobster]

She's mad. She's mad.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is a clown shoes.

[Top Lobster]

This is a clown shoes. All right, Catherine. Hey, I got some advice for you. Off, fatty.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, she.

[Top Lobster]

I'll just play. You're probably not fat. I don't mean. I take it back. Wow. Just playing. I'm just. It's a joke. All right, so where was I? Here with the German. Okay, so it sounds like the sound the sun would make when I look at it through satellite images. It was an amazing spiritual experience where I absolutely felt like it's possible that a higher consciousness was communicating with me. After that, if I felt more centered than ever before in my life. But also many outward things changed.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right, No N word things.

[Top Lobster]

As many N words. Hey, what are you doing? It's.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's St. Patrick's Day.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, that's right. All right, fine.

[David Lee Corbo]

Look good.

[Top Lobster]

I got you guys on the TV at work and they just died laughing. Hey, what's up? Aren't you. You're firefighters, right? Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, he's fired.

[Top Lobster]

Steven, if you're looking for work, it's up. All right, so where are we at here? People I was friends with. Used to. I mean, not used to. They just drugged me. This wasn't like an ongoing thing. This is just maybe a one time. So I had some friends, they drugged me at a very known and public place in Berlin. And before I lost consciousness, they told me that it was on behalf of someone and in order to damage my Brain Damn.

[David Lee Corbo]

Is this, is this Seth Lighter?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, Seth is coming on the show and he's coming on.

[David Lee Corbo]

He sounds like, he sounds like he'd be writing this exact email.

[Top Lobster]

Jonathan Goodall said. Have you listened to Chris Bledsoe and the Sean Ryan show? Honestly, I haven't listened to it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, no, we don't, we don't do that.

[Top Lobster]

I don't listen to the Sean Ryan show because he's a federal agent. Yeah, and then I don't really listen to anything that the Bledsoe say. Tyler redick here from 2311 Racing. Another checkered flag for the books. Time to celebrate with Chumba. Jump [e-mail] let's Chumba. No purchase necessary BTW Group void where prohibited by law. CTNCs 21/plus sponsored by Chumba Casino.

[Alex Kanchowitz]

Hi, this is Alex Kanchowitz. I'm the host of Big Technology Podcast, a longtime reporter and an on air contributor to cnbc. And if you're like me, you're trying to figure out how artificial intelligence is changing the business world and our lives. So each week on Big Technology, I bring on key actors from companies building AI tech and outsiders trying to influence it, asking where this is all going. They come from places like Nvidia, Microsoft, Amazon, and plenty more. So if you want to be smart with your wallet, your career choices, in meetings with your colleagues and at dinner parties, listen to Big Technology podcasts Podcast wherever you get your podcasts.

[Top Lobster]

I've tried to in the past and, and I, I, I thought some of it was interesting, but to be honest, man, I don't need, I don't, I don't listen to anything anymore except for confessionals. And that's very true. I, I did subscribe to that Dogman podcast and I intend to listen to some of it because that's really where I'm at in life, is I just want some cryptid stories. I just want to know, like, are they plotting? Turn off your microphone, Nancy.

[David Lee Corbo]

I can hear them.

[Top Lobster]

I can hear your water mumbling.

[David Lee Corbo]

God damn it. Muted her.

[Top Lobster]

Unbelievable. All right, Nancy, let's keep reading. They also said that they did it at to at least one other person. I was part of some sort of investigation where I got surveilled. Surveilled for months. Surveilled for months. That's not.

[David Lee Corbo]

Come on. That's a regular word, sir.

[Top Lobster]

Yep. I struggle sometimes with just even the regular ones. A group of people in bunny masks broke into my room, tranquilized me, and I woke up with severe pain in my anus What? Oh, my God. Woke up with severe pain in my anus. This is crazy. I was never part of some sort of criminal activity. And the place I was drugged was not shady, but a family friendly character.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

During that investigation, I had several strangers quite distinctly whistle after me. And even after I left Berlin, shortly after the sexual abuse. Damn. I didn't mean to laugh at this guy getting bf'd. That's crazy. I just cast that. It's bad out here, dude. I cackled that you got bf'd. And I cackled at you, and I apologize for that. So shortly after the sexual abuse, I also had several people and neighbors at the new place I'm now living in whistle after me. Interesting. All right. Also, I was sometimes openly, but often implicitly called a dog. Oh, what? I don't know. He's German. So this is all different and weird. Also, during the summer of last year when I was part of some sort of investigation, people had some official and semi official information about me. This is somebody who's experiencing, like, gang stalking. If this is real. And. And I find that gang stalking does a number on people. Yeah, they lose their.

[David Lee Corbo]

They become psychotic.

[Top Lobster]

They become psychotic. Like all the people that. There's so many of my wives in the. In the chat. Everybody is Ms. Raven now. So. But every time I come across anybody, like there was somebody that was associated with the QANON phenomenon really early, and she's actually been, I think, sued by Liz Crokin. In fact, I asked. I asked Liz Crogan about her recently, and she was like, who knows? Good riddance to that. Crazy. So whatever it is is still like a sensitive, you know, topic for Liz Crogan.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Who is a weird character in my.

[David Lee Corbo]

Do you know Liz Crogan?

[Top Lobster]

I. I reached out to have her on Where I Belong a long time ago, and she said yes. And then she never showed up because she was probably like, this is show. And then I ended up linking up with somebody who became kind of an adversary to her. Her name was Robot Interiors.

[David Lee Corbo]

And there's your first clue.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, well, yeah, I guess so. But she was allegedly a victim of gang stalking and she was fucking loopy. Seemed like a good character. I'm not saying that in even necessarily a derogatory way. I believe she was going through some shit. And it. It does a number on you when you see cars parked outside your house. You go into fucking restaurants trying to eat with your family, and there's people there that are looking at you and, like, gesturing to you. They do it in a Subtle way. So if you draw attention to it, you look crazy. But they made contact with you and they. They were very deliberate, like, letting you know, like, I'm following you around. But if you try to draw attention to it and say, this person looked at me.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

You know what I mean? Like, you look like.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And then you look psychotic. Everybody gaslights you. So I. I've seen what that does to people. Not good, man.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's what a crazy phenomenon that is. Yeah. I could never. I don't think I'd ever be gang stalked. Not. Not like, effectively. Maybe I am gang stalked right now, but if I do see someone looking at me, I look and I could

[Top Lobster]

just be like, all right, yeah, I don't care. Let's keep.

[David Lee Corbo]

Keep it moving, man.

[Top Lobster]

That's it. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

If you approach me, it's a different story. But, like, you can say hi, I guess.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, they would probably have these techniques to put pressure on you where you feel like. Like imagine you're. You're constantly at a distance feeling like somebody's implying violence.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, I've.

[Top Lobster]

But they never.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's just like living in New York.

[Top Lobster]

That's. Honestly. Honestly.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. That's why it doesn't.

[Top Lobster]

That's why it doesn't affect you.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's not going to work on me. Like, I'm going to see you and, like, the violence is going to be implied and I'm be like, yeah, all right. But keep.

[Top Lobster]

If the distance is close, then that's a different story. Yeah, but they don't want to operate like that because then that makes them complicit.

[David Lee Corbo]

And literally, what you just. What you described is just riding the bus with black,

[Top Lobster]

minus any of the performing on the bars.

[David Lee Corbo]

There's like an under. Just underlying violence.

[Top Lobster]

Consistency. Yeah, it's implied. Constant.

[David Lee Corbo]

Instantly it's implied. Like, if I make eye contact. Yeah, There will be violence.

[Top Lobster]

Traveling across the city is implied violence. Yeah, Violence is implied. Yeah. So for a long time, until these heavy crimes were committed against me, I actually thought it to be a government investigation. There are many more details and situations.

[David Lee Corbo]

I like that this guy is losing his.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And he's reached out to people.

[Top Lobster]

He got butt fucked.

[David Lee Corbo]

That is. Yeah, that is something.

[Top Lobster]

He probably is losing his shit. Just falling out.

[David Lee Corbo]

Let me see. So he did reach out to me. I guess it would be on Twitter. Yeah. But I don't. If you don't, it's going to be

[Top Lobster]

in the requests and shit.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, boy.

[Top Lobster]

Which the requests get filled with just like spam, Spam, Neo Suni, Neo. Sunni.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hey, he's verified.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah? Oh, yeah, he is verified.

[David Lee Corbo]

Why Neo? Why are you paying for Twitter with 13 followers?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, well, I mean, he might hope to make more followers.

[David Lee Corbo]

Moher. Okay, well, let's see what he's got to say. I got his request and I will look at. Now he's gonna know that I seen his.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, how? Why?

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, because again, we're reading it.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

We're live. See people, Watch this.

[Top Lobster]

Ah.

[David Lee Corbo]

See all those people.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, well, let's continue. There are many more details and situations to disclose. Many of them. I have to talk to my lawyer first, though. Wow. Glad you came to us first. Many times I just thought I was. It was confirmation bias or that I'm just paranoid. But I gotta sent. I got sent a message in a way I would describe as plausible, deniable. There you go. Right? Plausible deniability. Right. And which sometimes seemed actually like they're a super normal character.

[David Lee Corbo]

He wrote something different to me.

[Top Lobster]

Super normal character, like supernatural, but in German.

[David Lee Corbo]

He didn't write the same. He rewrote all of it, so I'm not even gonna bother reading.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. Damn. He didn't just copy and paste. That's. No, that's crazy. All right. Okay. Pimp.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, I thumbs up it. You must.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, now he. Oh, now he's like, you think this is good? I told you, I got. I got drugged and ass. Ass battered.

[David Lee Corbo]

I didn't mean to do it.

[Top Lobster]

All right, whatever. All right. So that's an interesting thing to say, though I would describe as plausible, deniable and which sometimes seem like they're actually of a super normal. I think they mean supernatural character. So whoever's interacting with them seems supernatural,

[David Lee Corbo]

like not of this world.

[Top Lobster]

Well, define the spirit realm. I have no idea.

[David Lee Corbo]

Let me just say something because now he's like, all in on the spirit. On the spirit realm again. He's like. But what you guys don't understand is that angels could actually take shit.

[Top Lobster]

I think nobody's arguing. I think all that happened was he designs his arguments in such a way. Timothy Albarino designs his arguments in such a way that if he wants to shift a goal post.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, he slipped. Very slippery.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. If he wants to shift a goal post or if he wants to suddenly flip sides and start arguing. It's like that Bugs Bunny thing where is like, no, you, no you, no you, no you, no you, no you, no me, no you, no me. And then it gets flipped all the

[David Lee Corbo]

time, but completely unprepared for. Like, you're a faggot. And he's like, wait a second.

[Top Lobster]

He doesn't know what to do with that one.

[David Lee Corbo]

Dude, wait a second. What?

[Top Lobster]

Be on the rules, we establish on the pale. All right, so supernatural character. I have no idea what went on there. And at times I even thought that I'm just part of some experiment. At this point, really, everything seems plausible. I was deceived in ways I didn't even think were possible. And now I want to come out with this story and oppose this deception publicly. Many mistakes. I don't know if I meant if I'm supposed to read this. No, come on. I'm not gonna read it, dude. I'm not gonna read it. He doesn't understand how works. You send it to me. I don't read it. I read it on the air. You put your full name in it. I'm going to say your full name. Oh, boy. Okay. So many mistakes were made. And I want to bring this to the light of the public. I also want to warn people, because whatever acted against me is corruptive for society and each one individually. I absolutely believe in humanity, free speech and democracy. That's interesting. Okay. It's not possible that I'm alone and I'm asking for your advice. Fuck. Damn it. Wait a second. Maybe even other groups or people you could stay connected with.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, no. David.

[Top Lobster]

I thought this was a submission. I thought it was a submission, dude.

[David Lee Corbo]

This wasn't. Where did everybody go?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, my God. What happened? Oh, Nancy kicked everybody out. God damn. Cold blooded. That's nuts.

[David Lee Corbo]

Cold blooded.

[Top Lobster]

No. Yeah, you are.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, I mean, you know, but just.

[Top Lobster]

Just always being. When you do it, it's. All right. So. So maybe you can connect me with some people. Trust seems to be pretty weird concept when it comes to this, but I made a pretty long video where I talk about what has happened as open as I can right now. In any case, thank you so much for your time and I would deeply be grateful for your answer. I will also send this message to Top Lobster, Best N. Oh, my God. Should I send. I. Oh, dude. So, yeah, I guess maybe I. I messed up.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. I mean, he's being gang stalked and now you just told everybody. Geez.

[Top Lobster]

Well, sometimes there's strength in numbers. And if other people know you're no longer burdened by what has been. You can't.

[David Lee Corbo]

You just can't say that there.

[Top Lobster]

That doesn't go there. All right, well, Nancy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

What do you think about that?

[David Lee Corbo]

Do we have any stories? I don't care what she thinks about that. Do we have any other stories, Nancy?

[Top Lobster]

Yes.

[David Lee Corbo]

Quick. It's in the drive.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, good.

[David Lee Corbo]

Put that away. You can't put that. It's the coffee shop. All right.

[Top Lobster]

This guy. It's hot in here now.

[David Lee Corbo]

I know. All right.

[Top Lobster]

It's not laughing so hard.

[David Lee Corbo]

I guess we're gonna have.

[Top Lobster]

Did you put in? We have Paul.

[David Lee Corbo]

Paul who?

[Top Lobster]

I starred him. I starred him on NDS. I mean on the on Chronicles. NDSmail. You'll see him if you scroll down. Paul whose last name I won't dox. But you'll see him there. And he's got a whole submission and it's actually quite long and we should read it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

Okie dokie.

[David Lee Corbo]

Let's get into it. I'm trying to find it now.

[Top Lobster]

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[David Lee Corbo]

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[Top Lobster]

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[David Lee Corbo]

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[Top Lobster]

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[David Lee Corbo]

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[Alex Kanchowitz]

Hi, this is Alex Canceroitz. I'm the host of Big Technology Podcast, a longtime reporter and an on air contributor to cnbc. And if you're like me, you're trying to figure out how artificial intelligence is changing the business world and our lives. So each week on Big Technology, I bring on key actors from companies building, AI tech and outsiders trying to influence it, asking where this is all going. They come from places like Nvidia, Microsoft, Amazon and plenty more. So if you want to be smart with your wallet, your career choices, in meetings with your colleagues and at dinner parties, listen to Big Technology Podcast wherever you get your podcasts.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, hey, hey.

[David Lee Corbo]

Let's read, let's read. Oh, wait. We have something from Kevin from Florida.

[Top Lobster]

Kevin from Florida?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

The. What are you talking about?

[David Lee Corbo]

Kevin from Florida just sent something. I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

Right now?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Is this happening?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, I think so. Right now. It's very short. What are you doing? 20 minutes ago.

[Top Lobster]

He sent it 20 minutes ago. You in the chat?

[David Lee Corbo]

We'll get to it. Kevin from Florida. That's pretty cool.

[Top Lobster]

Which one are you gonna read? What is Paul Car can't read. I can't say his last name. Almost doxed him. I don't even See, he is starred in the Gmail.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy probably didn't put him in the thing yet. I don't see him either. What are you talking about? I'm looking at him, you guys.

[David Lee Corbo]

How long ago?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, there it is.

[David Lee Corbo]

See? Nancy sees it. Full car.

[Top Lobster]

Don't say his names, okay? Dogs are sweating.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, Kakarot.

[Top Lobster]

Kakarot.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, my God. This is long.

[Top Lobster]

It is long. All right, but, you know, hey, we'll get it.

[David Lee Corbo]

We're not prepared at all.

[Top Lobster]

Here we go.

[David Lee Corbo]

Bear with us.

[Top Lobster]

All right. Boom.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right, Any second now, I will start reading.

[Top Lobster]

All right. All right, we're gonna go. Let me check in with the chat. How y' all doing? Fj, Starseed, Flat Earth, Grappler.

[David Lee Corbo]

I have some banger stories.

[Top Lobster]

Why don't you. He's like, I have banger stories. Why don't you send them in? Flat Earth. Yeah, Grappler.

[David Lee Corbo]

You were here. Why didn't you just tell us? Okay, so I emailed these to you a couple months ago on my other email. Okay, you're complaining about not having any submissions. So either you didn't get them or you thought they sucked. We didn't read them.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, we don't. We literally don't know what sucks and what doesn't suck because we don't read it.

[David Lee Corbo]

We have a producer that's supposed to

[Top Lobster]

read them, but she doesn't. She's busy making noodles.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't even know what to say about this. It's actually very upsetting.

[Top Lobster]

What is it? The noodles?

[David Lee Corbo]

No. Yeah. That's just that we have a producer that is supposed to do these things, but then does not.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, well, it's a full time job producing noodle. No, making noodles. You owe me cat food. That's true. Is this a hunger strike?

[David Lee Corbo]

Whatever.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy, are you gonna read this? What are you doing?

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm vamping. All right?

[Top Lobster]

Why? What are you doing?

[David Lee Corbo]

I messed it up. Okay, here we go. I'll resend the email to you. Hey, guys. I've been listening to NDS for a little over six months, ever since my good friend recommended you guys, and it's been great.

[Top Lobster]

It's a bad friend.

[David Lee Corbo]

I came in after Tower Gang was finished. Oh, hey, is Tower Gang finished?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

I. I mean, I. I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo]

Is it.

[Top Lobster]

What's today? Today's Tuesday, March 17th.

[David Lee Corbo]

March 17th. I don't know. I don't know. I came in after Tower Gang was finished, but before Matt came along. I dug your style. Your openness and desire to learn and grow. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

He desires it.

[David Lee Corbo]

As a person who, like Matt, is really straight Bible. I find myself at odds with some of your scriptural conclusions sometimes. But if you only surround yourself with prime who think like you. What does that mean with people who think like you? I guess.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

What are you even doing?

[Top Lobster]

What are you even doing?

[David Lee Corbo]

I have a lot of little stories. What. What kind of problems did you have with my scriptural? Scriptural conclusions?

[Top Lobster]

Say them, Paul.

[Alex Kanchowitz]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

What were our conclusions?

[Top Lobster]

Don't be a. I think that our.

[David Lee Corbo]

Our scriptural conclusions are better than Matt's. Most of the time Matt doesn't know. He knows. He knows a lot about the Bible. But then when it gets to like, all right, what does it mean? He's like, I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

Bethany. Bethany says I am a straight NDS fan. Never heard Tower Gang. I feel like maybe I wouldn't like it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, you probably wouldn't. Yeah. I don't know. Did you like what happened in this episode just now?

[Top Lobster]

Ah, right.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's kind of that.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. A little bit more gay.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, all right. So here's what we have planned, okay. Today, last minute kind of thing.

[Top Lobster]

What's today?

[David Lee Corbo]

Today, Tuesday, March 17th. Yeah. Cole is coming to town.

[Top Lobster]

Tower Gang Cole.

[David Lee Corbo]

Tower Gang. Cole. So I'm going to try to have him in studio, but it's going to be like a late night show. David's going to show up. We're going to try to get Toad but not in studio.

[Top Lobster]

That would be cool.

[David Lee Corbo]

Tyler will be also here producing probably. I got to figure out how we're going to do this. Could be fun.

[Top Lobster]

I think it's going to be a lot of fun.

[David Lee Corbo]

I think it's going to be a lot of fun. We're aiming for like, what, Like, I don't know, 10 o' clock or not 10 o'. Clock.

[Top Lobster]

10 o' clock for folks, dude. Maybe like, I'll be up. I'll be up, I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo]

After. He's gonna get here after eight, but we'll probably be.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I don't know. You have to rush him to the studio.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. All right. I don't know, guys. We'll see what happens.

[Top Lobster]

We'll see what happens.

[David Lee Corbo]

Maybe nothing. Probably nothing. I have a lot of little stories, some more interesting than others. I'll start with the interesting ones and work from there. And they're mostly disconnected from each other, so I figured I'd tell them, like little vignettes and you can pick and choose as you like.

[Top Lobster]

Don't Say vignettes.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'll try not to leave any teasers and just go full discourse. Anyway, before I get started, I feel like you should know a little bit about who I am.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, tell me about yourself.

[David Lee Corbo]

Tell me about the layout of your house, please.

[Top Lobster]

I'm chomping at the bit.

[David Lee Corbo]

I think in terms of the conspiracy world, I find myself being somewhat vanilla in many ways. I feel like a guy who joins a chess club. I can beat everyone I know, but everyone can stomp me in the chess club. In other words, I feel more informed on things than most. But I'm just a know nothing to conspiracy folks. Oh, I understand. Yes. Coming from the libertarian world, many such cases. Many such cases.

[Top Lobster]

I saw somebody say that politics is the religion of the midwit.

[David Lee Corbo]

I thought of Clint when they said that. Who said that? Jay Dyer?

[Top Lobster]

Did he say that? Was it J Man?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, I heard that.

[Top Lobster]

You know why? Because at the highest levels, it's theater. It's Politics is theater.

[David Lee Corbo]

I know space is gay, but despite that.

[Top Lobster]

Hold on. It's Meat Cavern's birthday.

[David Lee Corbo]

Really?

[Top Lobster]

Meat Cavern. Happy birthday.

[David Lee Corbo]

Happy birthday, Meaty. Hey, what do you say? Hell yeah. Return of the tower. It's not really that. It's just a. A couple of people. I mean, I don't know what.

[Top Lobster]

It's Meet's birthday tomorrow. Why would you lie to us? Meet.

[David Lee Corbo]

Should we invite Jose?

[Top Lobster]

That'd be fun. Look at his face.

[David Lee Corbo]

He's like.

[Top Lobster]

I'd hate that. No, I think it'd be a good idea. It's Meaty's birthday tomorrow.

[David Lee Corbo]

I believe David. Nancy, do you think we should invite Jose?

[Top Lobster]

If you do that, it has to be Tower gang aesthetics. Tower gang drops like. Do you think he'll show up?

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, invite him.

[David Lee Corbo]

I know space is gay, but despite that, I'm still a globe theory guy. I don't believe we've been to the moon, but I do believe space exists. I don't believe in the little season as is being presented. Nor do I believe in Tartaria. Most ancient megalithic structures can be explained comfortably as pre flood. I was raised to believe nephilim were angelic human hybrids. But when I became a Christian later in life, I found myself in Sons of Seth camp.

[Top Lobster]

Jeez, I know you was gay.

[David Lee Corbo]

Happily listening to NDS has really changed my mind about that.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, now straight.

[David Lee Corbo]

Still not sure that demons are disembodied giants. Okay, that's fair. Demons are disembodied giants, not necessarily disembodied hybrids.

[Top Lobster]

Maybe is A little bit more. But then that's just subscribing to what the Book of Enoch.

[David Lee Corbo]

How could you know about, like, how could you be like, I disagree with your scriptural conclusions and then be like, say horseshit like this. In Matthew 25, Jesus throws the goat, the goats into the lake of fire prepared for the devil and his angels. Satan enters into Judas Iscariot and an angel capable of demonic possession. There are other things that caused me to challenge the idea, but now is not the time for that discussion. Actually, the dude on Merkel brought up a. The fascinating point. I forget the guy's name again.

[Top Lobster]

The dude that I was talking about.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was saying that Jamie Weldon, maybe Walden Walton Walden, Wilmare Waldorf, Wahlberger Walburger. That guy, he said, he said that the point that Judas had decided to turn on Jesus, maybe not like actually turn on him, but like where that idea started to fester and turn a corner was with the alabaster box that the woman poured on his feet. It was like, you know, very.

[Top Lobster]

And he was like, that's for me.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, no, yeah, he's, he's looking at, he's like, that can go to.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Other things. I don't know, they're doing other stuff because he was, I think he was the, how do you call it, like the treasurer of Money Keeper. This. Yeah. The ministry that Jesus is doing because they have to have some sort of money going around and all this stuff.

[Top Lobster]

Guys go to Jamie Walden and yeah, he is all, He's a great episode. I really want to talk to him. Go to his pages and be like, oh, you guys should, you should. You're just a one dude, not a multiple dudes. You should talk to Nephilim Death Squad.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, but that was a fascinating idea. And I was like, yeah, that's where you can see that seed not just planted, but really start to sprout. Anyway, back to the story where I really want to mesh, start to mesh with conspiracy theorists are when it comes to the spiritual involvement in the world. I've had plenty of encounters and have heard some incredible first hand accounts about spiritual encounters. I was raised the Jehovah's Witness. This guy is all kinds of up.

[Top Lobster]

My wife was Jehovah's Witness.

[David Lee Corbo]

I left when I was 18. Was saved by Jesus when I was 20, 18 years ago. So he's 48. My life has been fantastic, a fantastic adventure of faith. I've got six children. I'm a construction worker and kind of a normal person. Just wanted you to Know a little bit about where I'm coming from because these stories span my entire life. All right, Number one, my father. Okay, should we have, like, more rules for these people? Because they give us stories of like, their whole life. Yeah, maybe just give us like a detailed one story and then write it again. Well, because then we get caught on their whole life.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I think maybe it's hard to say. I don't know how you. Because nobody's experience fits like a fucking structure. You know what I mean? Where you could say, like, just put it in this way.

[David Lee Corbo]

Figure it out.

[Top Lobster]

Figure it out. Figure.

[David Lee Corbo]

Go. Figure it out.

[Top Lobster]

Is it figure?

[David Lee Corbo]

Figure.

[Top Lobster]

That just feels stupid when I say it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Figure. Figure it out.

[Top Lobster]

Figure.

[David Lee Corbo]

My father, Chaos.

[Top Lobster]

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[David Lee Corbo]

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too fun to miss. This happened only a couple years ago. I was a foster parent to my son before I adopted him. It's important to note that this boy had extensive amount of drugs in utero. Damn. And was immediately taken from his biological mother and father. We've raised him since the first month of his life. After the hospital took him off morphine, he came into the world with a fury that's difficult to imagine unless you witnessed it. He's an extremely resilient boy and he's unusually crafty and capable. He used to find ways to escape our private our privacy fence backyard and wandered off at the age of one.

[Top Lobster]

Damn. How the hell do you. I mean, I just know what it was like having a one year old like. Yeah, he was like a slug.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, that's crazy. He was full on running at nine months the and he learned almost immediately that his noise alerted us. So he would sneak around the house to go get things without our knowledge. He could climb out of his crib, open his bedroom door and many other things at this very young age.

[Top Lobster]

That's crazy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Aside from being sneaky, he would be destructive. And even running up to my wife with a knife on occasion. I don't like this next sentence. I know that drugs are portals.

[Top Lobster]

Let me lay out. Let me explain the layout of my mom's womb. That's very funny, fj.

[David Lee Corbo]

I know that drugs are portals to the spirit realm, which Timothy Alberino, I guess, doesn't believe in. Matt, you should have pushed back a little harder when he said he didn't believe in the spirit realm. But you bitched out a little bit. It's kind of sad to see our faith is inextricably linked to treasures in jars of clay. But I digress, Digress. Keep, keep gressing. Regress, regress, digress. Progress.

[Top Lobster]

Continue grassing. Oh, yeah, progress.

[David Lee Corbo]

Actually, grass is a good word, right?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. You digress, you regress, you progress.

[David Lee Corbo]

Side grass. Down grass.

[Top Lobster]

Are you above grass? You above grass? I used to figure out to pick my nose. I use my finger to pick my nose. Stop it, guys.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay? I had been aware that evil spirits were likely to try. Likely trying to influence this baby. When he would get in trouble, he would talk to the wall in his room. Even while he was in the womb. I believe demons were speaking evil into his heart, lying to him. Yeah, dude, probably that. That portal, that demonic portal of drug usage was opened up as a child. Like, can you even. I think a child can close it.

[Top Lobster]

No, you can. Yeah, but you need to. The debt has been paid. You know, the portal's been open. These things have interacted with you. They're coming to collect a thing that they seem, you know, I guess is owed to them due to generational iniquity. Yeah, they're owed something, but you can. The debt's been paid, man.

[David Lee Corbo]

He wouldn't snuggle as a baby was always full of rage from birth. And as he learned to trust and as he had to learn trust and grow in love, it truly is a picture of God's God dealing with us. The trust that we have in God is not intrinsic. It grows over time as we engage him and walk with him in the same way. My boy had to learn and is still learning trust and obey. He doesn't believe that obedience will lead him down a better path because he only sees what he wants in front of him and that by obeying, he will have to deny his impulses. Is he black?

[Top Lobster]

Good question. Pow.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's. That's a crazy thing, though, to, like, have that born into you, right?

[Top Lobster]

When I was a kid, I had a lot of rage. I remember, like to the degree it felt like I could shatter my own teeth in my mouth. I would clench my jaw. I would, I was so angry and sad as a kid.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, until you break your teeth.

[Top Lobster]

That's what it felt like. I remember. Like I don't have that anymore and I, I can think back on it and sometimes I do.

[David Lee Corbo]

Now you'd be showing that with the, with the witches.

[Top Lobster]

No, that's different. That's funsies. We just have fun with these witches. But when I was, when I was a kid, man, I was like, the anger was like, it felt, it felt like it was constantly like welling up in me and, and like almost like my little body couldn't help like hold it in. And that doesn't happen at all anymore. I don't know when it stopped. Probably like, I don't know, I think probably fizzled out in my teenage years. And then by the time I was in my 20s, like I still had my bouts with it. But you know, when I was a kid, I, I, I had to go to that like, scared straight program because in 8th grade I was suspended 13 times for fights. And it was just like I was this constant like ball of, of tense anger and sadness and all this other shit. So, yeah, I mean, and I think that was there pretty early. Pretty early. So, yeah, man, this, I think people don't, they underestimate, like, what could happen to a kid that could just, I don't know, what age, what are we talking? He's, this is the womb for him. For me, it might have been like three or four, you know, but for this dude, it was like before he even breached the old vagina, he was

[David Lee Corbo]

already full of rage from, from the get go.

[Top Lobster]

Methamphetamine, really.

[David Lee Corbo]

But he's talking about when he was younger. So he goes, this, this may have freaked many people out, but God put us in this boy's life. If he would have raised the boy, the state, with the state prescribed method, he would have been completely destroyed.

[Top Lobster]

I wonder what that, what that prescribed method is.

[David Lee Corbo]

Probably bounce him from house to house.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. So one day when he was about three, I was driving him home down the road, and he had an acute understanding of direction and knew where to turn to go places. The kid's pretty smart. I turned the car down a road he didn't want to go down because he wanted to go see the waterfront. So he got angry with me and he piped up, you Know I have a different daddy. He must have picked up this conversation from someone somewhere. We never hid the fact of his adoption. In fact, we celebrate it every year as a family holiday. Cold adoption day. I chuckled at him lightly because I was trying. He was trying to goad me. And I asked, oh, yeah? Then what's his name? Because I was his only father that he's ever known. Without missing a beat, the little three year old with full confidence says, chaos.

[Top Lobster]

That's spooky.

[David Lee Corbo]

Damn.

[Top Lobster]

You know what? Another dream I had last night, very brief. It only takes a second.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hold on.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I was in a public pool and a black woman was not taking care of her child, and he punched.

[David Lee Corbo]

A dream or just a dream?

[Top Lobster]

It seems like some regular life shit, but it was a dream. And he punched me in my face.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, did it hurt?

[Top Lobster]

No, but I was like very. In the dream. I was like, whatever.

[David Lee Corbo]

You know what's crazy? Getting punched in the face hurts the least out of everything.

[Top Lobster]

It's like a dull thud.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, it's very much like body shots

[Top Lobster]

will make you oh yourself. Yeah, it's like all these. I watched a dude get kneed in the stomach today, like in a Muay Thai fight. And he was on his back and the faces he was making was like everything. It would like recede and then it would come back even worse. And it looked like he was gonna himself. Then it looked like he was gonna throw up and he was just in agony. Yeah, agony is the word, but yeah, getting punched in the face is a dull thud. That's weird. But yeah. So this little black kid punched me in the face and I just had to be like. Like I looked at this punch in the face while his fat black mom was holding him. And I'm looking at her and I'm looking at the kid, and I'm looking at her and I'm looking at the kid and I just go, whatever, man. And I guess I chalk it up to, this is what I get for being in a public pool. And then. And then I leave. It's got my. My comeuppance. It just reminded me of that.

[David Lee Corbo]

And that's a dream right there, baby.

[Top Lobster]

It's a weird one.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right. So I took this as a challenge from the demons. It only made me laugh more. More already knowing that they were trying to get to this boy. We began getting people in our lives to continually pray for this boy's protection from these spirits. And we keep raising him up. He's five now, very wild roots. He's much sweeter A total snuggler, but has to always be going. He struggles more than all my other kids, but the love runs super deep. I guess he like adopted him in the. In between having other kids. The story's still unfolding, but I think the demon's tricks were revealed.

[Top Lobster]

I think that a lot of that childhood trauma and being filled with that kind of energy creates some real physicality in a kid. Like he's saying, this kid's running away. He's climbing the fence at one year old. He's unlocking doors and all this crazy. And when I was a kid, I was like super explosive, climbing everything, running really hard all the time, like doing all this crazy stuff. I told you my cousin, the one who heard the voice in his head tell him to run away. He's running away in elementary school, you know, and we were. I left that elementary school when I was in third grade. So this kid is zigzagging from adults in second grade. How old are you in second grade? Seven? Yeah, seven.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, about right.

[Top Lobster]

So kindergarten's five, first and second. So that's seven years old. And he's like, run. They're having a hard time catching him. My kid runs like he is in quicksand. And I think it's. And I often wondered about that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Heavy, heavier legs.

[Top Lobster]

He's a heavy kid. Like, he's really dense. He's very strong, but he's not explosive at all. He doesn't have that. And I'm realizing, like, yeah, a lot of that explosiveness comes from that pent up, you know, I'm not sound very racist, but a lot of these young black kids are explosive. But a lot of these young black kids live in shit areas with drug addict mothers and missing fathers and abusive siblings and are exposed to violence all the time.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like, you better react.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Your body meets the demand of the environment that it's in. And if that environment is something that's constantly producing rage, like, that needs an outlet. So like, I think the reason my kid's not explosive, like, he's very strong, healthy kid, runs like he's in molasses. And I think it's because he doesn't have that. I've never seen him do the thing him run.

[David Lee Corbo]

And I always thought he was joking. He's got like heavy, heavy legs when he runs.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, but. But you know what I've never seen him do? Like, I've never seen him do that.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's like a coil. If you compress something in a coil, when it lets go, it's good that

[Top Lobster]

was my constant state as a kid.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's not healthy.

[Top Lobster]

And I've never seen him do that. I've never seen him bury his face in a pillow and, like, scream, cry.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

He's made it all the way to 10, and that's never happened. But he. All the. The downside is he's not winning any foot races anytime soon. Really struggles. Really struggles in tag. Really struggles.

[David Lee Corbo]

Life is a marathon.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it is. He's going to get there. He'll be just fine. But it's just something I'm putting together.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. These guys. Listen, if you're sprinting to the finish line, you're not going to make it, dog.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah. You're going to expire early.

[David Lee Corbo]

So number two story number two. All right. What's his name? Paul Powell. Pull what? Catchers. Catch.

[Top Lobster]

What was the word that we used before? Kakarot.

[David Lee Corbo]

Catch a tory.

[Top Lobster]

That's authority.

[David Lee Corbo]

Do angels test us? Question mark.

[Top Lobster]

Do angels have testes?

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, well, like Timothy Alberino thinks they might. Actually, this is a good. What. What Ed did. What Ed brought up about Timothy, I thought was a very good point. And. And it reared its head again last night, which is why I was, like, so frustrated, because he's attributing all these physical attributes to the angels.

[Top Lobster]

Taking dumps, eating sandwiches, which I think

[David Lee Corbo]

angels do and can have. Yeah. Okay. They can eat. They can do all this stuff. He's like, they're farming in their spirits. Like, you don't shut the.

[Top Lobster]

How do you know they're farming you.

[David Lee Corbo]

He was in front of me how to throw this metal queef. It's just like, okay, I understand kind of what you're doing, what you're. I think the more real explanation is that angels can have physical attributes when they leave their first estate, when they are in the spiritual realm. They are very. They are spiritual. Yeah. And he's like, well, why would people say that they're spiritual? It's like, because that's where they're from. Elohim designates where you're born. You're born in the heavens, which is the spiritual realm. It lacks physicality in the sense that we know it of this kind of stuff right here. Maybe it's physical in certain ways, but not exactly like that. But the misattribution of what God is has created almost like he's sitting there explaining an angel.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And telling you about its lust and its proclivities for physical activity.

[Top Lobster]

And he's saying it very factually.

[David Lee Corbo]

Very factually. As if he knows but also, there's a huge gap. And I think Ed Mabry did a great job of exposing that with him. He's like, God doesn't make shit by accident. He doesn't make things just because everything has an exact purpose.

[Top Lobster]

Right?

[David Lee Corbo]

We might not be using it for that, but everything has an exact purpose. So to create an angel with lust is not what God would do. But if an angel leaves its first estate and inhabits this physical realm, it can. Yeah, it can play around with lust, but God doesn't put that into an angel. So now he's just putting that. These attributes on an angel which disgraces God in the eyes of people. And I'm like, it's very sneaky what you're doing. And I don't know if he knows that he's doing that, but I don't

[Top Lobster]

know what it is.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm giving him zero. I'm not giving him any room for a kind interpretation anymore. Yeah, that guy.

[Top Lobster]

What did I. I said yesterday, too. It's actually worth reading this. If I could just find this. This tweet. Okay, wait. No, no. I was making fun of.

[David Lee Corbo]

Correct. God is perfect, but according to Timothy Albarino, God made the angels with these inclinations to fall. No, he did not. The angels stepped out of their realm and out of bounds, which was available to them, but he did not make them with that. That's not how God operates. And we. We can say this for sure because we do know God.

[Top Lobster]

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[Top Lobster]

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[David Lee Corbo]

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[Top Lobster]

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[David Lee Corbo]

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[Top Lobster]

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[David Lee Corbo]

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[Top Lobster]

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[David Lee Corbo]

Lunatic in the Newsroom. Listen today. And God is always just. God is always righteous. So he would not do that thing.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, here we go. Here we go.

[David Lee Corbo]

You pull it up.

[Top Lobster]

You can pull it up. Yeah, no, actually I'm just going to read it. I'm just going to read it. He says modern Christians are unknowingly inculcated. I don't even know what the that indoctrinated. Okay, fine. Unknowingly inculcated with a neoplatonist agnostic perception of the cosmos.

[David Lee Corbo]

Wait a minute. Can we do it this way?

[Top Lobster]

You want to bring it up?

[David Lee Corbo]

I kind of want to bring it up, but I. As you're reading it, I want to. Let's run it through chat GPT and ask it to say it in terms that like an wouldn't use.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. This actually goes back to one of my grievances with him, which is if you cannot explain a thing in. In simple terms, then you don't understand that thing. That's a very. And I think that's very true, right people that this is like my thing with Matt and straight Bible is his ability to unpack it in simple terms for retards to understand to me shows that he grasps what it. What it's saying. He understands it. So you know, I think that's, that's a huge indicator of. Of understanding. And so he does this thing again, which he constantly does where he embellishes and he creates such like, like he fills his statement with such flowery language. He'll take a simple concept and he'll make it complicated.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, so read the first sentence.

[Top Lobster]

Modern Christians are unknowingly inculcated with a neoplatonist and Gnostic perception of the cosmos. That's not even the first sentence. There's a comma after that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Many modern Christians, without realizing it, have adopted a way of thinking influenced by older philosophies.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. Adhering to a dualism in created order which imagines the material world as separate and inferior to the spiritual realm.

[David Lee Corbo]

Stop. This view separates reality into two parts. The physical world and a higher spiritual world. Continue.

[Top Lobster]

Inhabited by disembodied beings.

[David Lee Corbo]

It treats the physical world as less important while seeing the spiritual realm filled with non physical beings.

[Top Lobster]

Can you get that reduced to one

[David Lee Corbo]

sense or more real? Yeah, let's see this just make. Make into one sentence.

[Top Lobster]

Ten words tops. Because there's a way to distill this. And isn't that what the goal is, is to distill information? Here we go.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is what he should have said. Many. As a matter of fact, I'm going to tweet it Fuck him.

[Top Lobster]

What did it say?

[David Lee Corbo]

Many modern Christians unknowingly adopt a belief that splits reality into a lesser physical world and a higher, more important spiritual world filled with non physical beings.

[Top Lobster]

Actually, that's pretty simple.

[David Lee Corbo]

Again, what the are you saying?

[Top Lobster]

You said nothing. You said nothing. That's what I said. I. Oh, okay. I didn't realize. I got my. Oh, okay. Because I called him a. I got my visibility.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, I'm not even.

[Top Lobster]

I was killing that.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm not even gonna tweet because it's just so dumb.

[Top Lobster]

I said, this is addicted to trying to sound profound. He doesn't want people to understand. He wants to be perceived as an intellectual and an authority. The more I see, the more I'm convinced he's just a cringy faggot. That is really where I'm at these days. Yeah, it's like you're. You're not contributing anything of value to the conversation. You're just muddying the waters so that really low IQ people will look at you and go, wow. Profound.

[David Lee Corbo]

Wow. Look at those words.

[Top Lobster]

What a wizard this is. You know, how to kill a wizard. How to play a wizard, man.

[David Lee Corbo]

If Owen is busy with other stuff. But I'm like, oh, and Owen really needs to take a look at this.

[Top Lobster]

This is wizardry, bro. This is wizardry. You're. You're casting spells and the spell's goal is to just convince people to follow you. Yeah, follow me. I'm the one who. Who knows this situation and what's really wild. Because the more I look into scripture, the more Jesus Christ makes it unbelievably simple. Yeah, it makes it all very simple. There is things that are in the grace of God and there are things that are in the opposition to God and the opposition, humanity. Those things are demonic by nature. Doesn't matter, though the game that they play. We've been liberated from not. Not by works, not by adherence to the law, but because of grace through faith. We have faith in God, we have faith in Jesus Christ that he came and paid the way for us and we get salvation. It's very simple. Whereas the other side is incredibly legalistic. And this is exactly the kind of crap that this guy's engaging in. This is like a legal document. Like trying to read what he's saying is like trying to. It's taking a very simple concept and it's expounding on it until the. The extent where you can fill a whole stupid shitty book called.

[David Lee Corbo]

So the problem is that people. People that. So they're calling me like, somebody was like, they responded to me after I tweeted this and they go, oh, like you're, you're, like, you're a low iq. You can't understand what he's saying. I'm like, no, no, that's not the point first, but it's also not the point. It's like, man, I'm a low IQ. Research. I'm like, I'm sitting in my house on 10 acres. I'm 3D modeling images that I have, right?

[Top Lobster]

I'm engaging with these complicated systems, right? When it comes to all this stuff that you're doing, the, the, the laser machine, a 3D printer, a very successful

[David Lee Corbo]

person dabbling with things that I shouldn't. I, I should have no means doing. I'm a truck driver. But you're calling me an idiot. Because I'm looking at these words and then telling you these words, number one, don't mean anything. But number two, if you look into them, what he's actually saying is horrific. You're just too stupid to see it. And what he's actually saying is God messed up. That's it. And I have it figured out. This is what happened here, I think.

[Top Lobster]

No, even, even aside from that, the, the, the more important thing that I think he hopes to get across is I know and you don't. So follow me.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's it.

[Top Lobster]

Trust me, Follow me. I'm an authority. I'm to be taken very seriously on these matters. And the way that you tell this

[David Lee Corbo]

is never going to stop. I said this will stop. And, and this is what I tweeted like, well, my, my commentary on Timothy Albarino in general will stop when he has been discarded into the waste bin of government adjacent talking heads the way he should be.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And he will be. And things always up as they. Things always end up as they should in this life or the next.

[Top Lobster]

I highly recommend checking we're on a

[David Lee Corbo]

time frame that, that's really it here.

[Top Lobster]

I, I recommend checking out for the audience who's. Who's listening right now. Episode 843 of the Confessionals, the war that prepares the Antichrist, I think is the name of the episode. It's a public one, it's not a members one. And the guest who's Jamie, maybe Jamie Walden. I'm sorry, I should probably have looked up his name. He is, he does a great job. He's talking about the exact same thing that we're talking about when it comes to, you know, getting weighed down in definitions and what is the spiritual realm? What is an alien. What is a demon? Like all this. And he's telling people to beware of anybody who says that there's a good alien element to this. Beware of anybody who aligns themselves with people like Elizondo and all these talking heads, you know, surrounding disclosure. Beware of these people, especially when they claim to be in this pseudo Christian, you know, content creator space. Beware of these people, because those should be massive red flags to you. And is there music going on? Good God, we've been screaming. These are. Are playing music to drown us out. But he does it in a way.

[David Lee Corbo]

They worship him.

[Top Lobster]

If. If Nephilim Death Squad says too many words or too many words and you don't like that, and you want to listen to somebody who puts it in terms that don't offend your sensibilities. I think this guy does an excellent job.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's kind of a thing that, like, I think since we. Since we spoke with him, I don't know if we've been struggling with it, but I think we're at the culmination of it right now. We're at the very tippy top of it. We got Cole coming later, and it's like, yeah, I clean. I cleaned it up because I wanted to, but then you drove me to a point where I have to go back and question. I'm like, what was I cleaning this up? Am I cleaning this up for the audience? Am I cleaning this up because. Because of God or what? What am I doing here? Because I'm looking at somebody who is cleaned up in a way.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And you're the most horrific person I've ever had the opportunity to speak with.

[Top Lobster]

That's. I do feel, I have to admit, I find myself regressing in these days. And I know it's been coming out a little bit in regards to the witch thing, but it's like, I'm not the guy that you're gonna sit back and argue your occult books versus how they contrast with the Bible and what scripture sets up this. Honestly, at the end of the day, I'm a. And I'm a guy who's going to make fun of you in such a way that I'm gonna highlight. If you can't see it, that's fine, but I'm gonna show everybody else the fruits of the. That you're delving into. So with that lady yesterday with Danielle or whatever, it's like, she's not going to hear my words. Maybe one day in the future she will. But, you know, when in the Bible when it talks about testing spirits, one of the things it mentions is, observe the fruits. Observe the fruits. And if you look at that woman that we were talking to yesterday, she is all up. So I don't need you to hear. We're at this kind of almost like end game thing. It feels like to me, where it's right on the horizon. We got. The witches are now overlapping with the UFO community. And I'm going. The only good weapon that I got at my hip. I could try to be cleaned up. I could try to be nice and everything. And I think I've done a good job. But the main thing that I got sitting on my hip is the N word. Boom. That's it, man.

[Alex Kanchowitz]

Boom.

[Top Lobster]

And what it does is it highlights exactly what you are at the cost of you. At the cost of you. So there's no decorum, you know, with Albarino, there's no decorum. I don't need people to see that your theology is bad. I don't need people to see that. You understand the. The, you know, The. The space between the megalithic stones that seem to be melded together. And do you know how thin those. And they were carbon date. No, I don't need anybody to see that. I need them to see that you're a. That's it. That's where I'm at now. And so I do. I find myself regressing lately. And I know a lot of people. You know, we picked up a lot of new members. I'm sure they're probably recording.

[David Lee Corbo]

Sorry.

[Top Lobster]

I'm sorry. But. But this is who I am. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm in this imperfect person. But if I have this cannon on my hip and it's. And it. And it just takes the wind, you know what it is?

[David Lee Corbo]

It's like, yeah, we do have that. Like, I got that on my hip all the time. And now I'm just running low on time. I don't got time. I didn't. And we never had. We never had two and a half hours to give this dude.

[Top Lobster]

And then it ended up weeks, which

[David Lee Corbo]

is why I said, no, we don't got. I don't got the kind of time. I got to make these things. I gotta make trinkets, you know? Yeah, you make like this.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

I gotta spin this thing sometimes. I gotta click this thing sometimes. I don't have time. I don't got time for this.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. I don't know, man. I'm just. I'm just in this weird headspace and. And I. I don't. I don't know, maybe I'll come back around and I'll go, like, all right,

[David Lee Corbo]

you'll come back around. Then you'll try to convict me.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just, you know, the question is,

[David Lee Corbo]

do angels test us?

[Top Lobster]

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[Alex Kanchowitz]

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[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is great.

[Top Lobster]

These just blow a shofar. What was that noise? Oh, it's this. Okay, okay. They have a shofar. Oh, my God. Nancy, don't do the chirp.

[David Lee Corbo]

You got to turn off the thing. Nancy, take off work later. Hang out with us. Yeah, do the angels test us? The story is both encouraging and sobering because it makes me wonder how many times I failed. When I was 18, I moved from the Midwest to go live with my sister in Wilmington, North Carolina. This was a wonderful time for me because I began coming into my own, away from all my connections with felt, which felt like a restraint. I could make myself into who I wanted. I left Jehovah's Witness and became kind of agnostic. Even though I wasn't 21 yet, I used to be able to get into bars and listen to live music by the waterfront downtown. I was new to the area, I was new in town. So I would hit the town alone one night. They had something called the Azalea Festival. Azalea Festival. And it's a big deal there. The drawback is that alcohol enforcement would randomly card people in bars. So all the bars were carding at the entrances. In other words, no good times for little old me. This is right around the beginning of November, and it was right around 40 degrees. Pretty brisk right Next to the breezy ocean. Realizing that I'm literally out in the cold. It's kind of cold here today in Florida, right?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, dude. And it's going to be a little bit cold for like the remainder of this week. It's, it's gradually going up. But yeah, we woke up and it was like 40 something degrees, bro.

[David Lee Corbo]

What the hell? I didn't move here for this.

[Top Lobster]

That's what I'm saying.

[David Lee Corbo]

I decided to go to my car and return home for the evening. On my way back, I passed by an old church and there was a homeless man in a hot pink T shirt sitting in the stoop. He was a 60ish year old white man, short and shoulder length hair, gray hair. He walked up to me and just started up small talk conversation in the back of my head. I was sure this dude was looking for an opening to mug me. He kept talking about how much George Bush sucked and random stuff and I was just listening mostly. I got about a block and said, well, have a good night, sir. As I approached my car, he stood on the sidewalk looking at me. As I was opening my driver's door. He called out. He called out something to me before I got in and I asked him to repeat it in the meekest voice. The man said, do you think I could just wear your coat for just a minute? Nah, nah, I don't think so, dude.

[Top Lobster]

See, that's hard, right? You could be entertaining angels. I get that. But also like pushy dog. Well, you know, I wonder, like that guy back here. Which one?

[David Lee Corbo]

The guy with the laptop or whatever. The bag.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, the, the.

[David Lee Corbo]

Could be an angel.

[Top Lobster]

Could be an angel. Well, Nancy, you know as a. Nancy,

[David Lee Corbo]

pipe up real quick. Nancy, tell David about the guy you were here when we were hanging out with.

[Top Lobster]

I'm supposed to talk about that?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. No, you don't. You don't know. I couldn't even verb. Like I couldn't retell the story because it was so jarring to me.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know. Are you talking about Peter?

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, there you go. She remembers. Yeah, Peter. Peter was here. Projection guy, right?

[Top Lobster]

Or no, no, the remote viewing guy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yes. Yeah, he explained remote viewing to us.

[Top Lobster]

Was he accurate?

[David Lee Corbo]

I mean, he gave us a part, I guess.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Brief synopsis of it. It was just. It was just strange.

[Top Lobster]

How come you didn't tell me this?

[David Lee Corbo]

I. I got a lot going on. That's what I'm saying. I'm supposed to argue with Timothy. Alberta, I don't got the words for this. I'm tired.

[Top Lobster]

He's a nice guy. Was he?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, he's a nice. We didn't even answer back. Johnny Cerucci. He put us in a group chat.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And we're just too busy.

[Top Lobster]

Very busy.

[David Lee Corbo]

And then he said, you know, you

[Top Lobster]

guys basically said us for not responding, which we didn't respond to. Yeah. There's no. It's not a slight at all. It's just like, man. That's all.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, no, we just.

[Top Lobster]

I made. In a very particular way. I get it.

[David Lee Corbo]

And I feel more like you every day.

[Top Lobster]

It's just. It's just. It's liberating.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

But it's awfully restricting.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's.

[Top Lobster]

But if you get upset about those restrictions and it's. Then it's not.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's liberating, but it's disrespectful to people.

[Top Lobster]

But it's not what it's intended. I think disrespect is got to be intended. Maybe that's not true.

[David Lee Corbo]

No. You could disrespect somebody like how? We just did. Excuse me.

[Top Lobster]

The thing is, I think this happened like, once in the past.

[David Lee Corbo]

Has it happened before?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. And then. And then he stopped following me and stuff.

[David Lee Corbo]

And then he's not following me too. And then he followed me back. I don't understand what's happening here.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm.

[Top Lobster]

And in the time between, something about the Jesuits, I didn't think about it at all. And then I looked at his page and I was like, he unfollowed me. And then I was like, I. I don't know. I'd like to talk to him. And I said, yo, dude, you want to come on the show? Like, I don't. That's how I think. I don't care about the perceived slight of a thing. I'm just, you know, I think we slighted him.

[David Lee Corbo]

Nancy. The only person that we answer back, I answer, Nancy.

[Top Lobster]

I don't answer Nancy.

[David Lee Corbo]

You don't. You don't answer Nancy. I answer Nancy. I answer you.

[Top Lobster]

I answer you. Sometimes you're about the only person that I answer. I don't answer Lainey, but Lainey never really says anything, like, to me, just says, yeah, because you don't answer.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, there's your clue.

[Top Lobster]

I answer. I answer my wife, although she would say, not the case. And sometimes I answer Z Man. Z Man says the thing that's an answer sometimes.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right, I'll go through Z Man next time. Perfect. All right, here we go. Top answers my calls at 2 in the morning. No, I well, maybe I will.

[Top Lobster]

I think sometimes I answer Scott too.

[David Lee Corbo]

I think that's why I'm tired. I'm trying, I try to answer everybody. It's no good. Okay, here we go. So let me get that jacket. Crazy sentence.

[Top Lobster]

Come on, playboy.

[David Lee Corbo]

But honestly, I've been in this situation before, right? A guy that, like the guy that's doing the thing where you're like, damn, he's gonna, he's gonna encroach. He's.

[Top Lobster]

Well, this is like when they go, hey, I can bet you I can tell you where he got them shoes.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, like, oh, he's gonna do it.

[Top Lobster]

He's gonna tell him. Me, I got him on my.

[David Lee Corbo]

He's imposing violence. Yeah, it's, it's, he's gang stalking me.

[Top Lobster]

Damn it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Could I wear that jacket for a minute? I looked at him for real for the first time that night, realizing he was wearing a hot pink T shirt in a. On 40° on a 40° night. My heart was instantly melted and I told him he could have it.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, that's, that's fine. I'll give you my jacket. I'm not gonna, I don't want to wear it again.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, just wait around me like you done.

[Top Lobster]

I'm like, not dog have it. Like

[David Lee Corbo]

I invited him to give him a ride. That's crazy. That's a good way to get stabbed.

[Top Lobster]

That's a little bit sketchy. Yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Went to a gas station. I don't do any of this, man.

[Top Lobster]

I'm a bad.

[David Lee Corbo]

I, I mean if, if it hasn't been obvious so far, I'm a bad Christian, I guess.

[Top Lobster]

I don't do these things. I, I guess so. I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo]

I will not, I will not give you a ride. I will not talk to you if you're bleeding on the street. I'm turning around, we saw some.

[Top Lobster]

I'll give you some, but I'm not going to give you a ride. I'm not gonna get trapped in a

[David Lee Corbo]

little nobody anymore, man. I'm like tainted. I am Tank.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, well, New York City does that to you.

[David Lee Corbo]

The last time I gave to somebody, I was working in the pharmacy. One of my, like, probably my first job working in a pharmacy. And her name was Laquanda. No joke, okay? Titty's swinging Laquanda.

[Top Lobster]

She comes in, he's swinging.

[David Lee Corbo]

What swinging. I'm making $6 an hour at the pharmacy. Yeah, just trying to like do regular. She comes in, she goes, let me get a, let me, let me hold a dollar.

[Top Lobster]

Did her little kid Punch you in the face while she was home.

[David Lee Corbo]

She didn't have no kids, thank God. She was crazy, too Crazy. This how crazy Laquanda was. Oh, damn. Oh, damn. We're doing it.

[Top Lobster]

Faceless mask on, bro.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's crazy. That's crazy. Leave it on the rest of the show.

[Top Lobster]

All right. It's gonna be hot in here, guys.

[David Lee Corbo]

If you just watch. If you're listening on audio, you're missing out.

[Top Lobster]

This is great.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is good.

[Top Lobster]

This is good. This is a high quality.

[David Lee Corbo]

I need. I need, like a. I need a color one. What color one should I get?

[Top Lobster]

Pink. He's got pink one. Yeah, the pink one's dope.

[David Lee Corbo]

That looks. That looks so good.

[Top Lobster]

Yo. It's a great ski mask. It really is great. Like the way you're mouth crimes, dude. Oh, damn.

[David Lee Corbo]

Look at the way his mouth moves in it. He looks like faceless.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, dude. He nails it. Dude's got a big head. There's a lot of space in here.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I got a big head too, though.

[David Lee Corbo]

He knitted it for a huge head.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know if he knits it.

[David Lee Corbo]

He knits it.

[Top Lobster]

You think?

[David Lee Corbo]

So he knits it with his feet.

[Top Lobster]

He told, like, corn chips, but like Fritos in this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. She says, let me hold a dollar.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

I was like, yeah, yeah. You know, this is like me being naive. And I go, of course.

[Top Lobster]

And so this is the way you said I look like a glory hole.

[David Lee Corbo]

The way. The way this counter is set up is like, I am. I am right here, okay. And I am handling pharmaceutical things. And it's also a convenience store. So right next to me is a black lady, and she does, like, purchases. Okay. If they're buying stuff, she's going to ring you up, and you could pay her. And she's also doing the scratch off cards.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like a convenience store. And I. I'm doing the pharmacy. So I take the order. I'll go to the back, get you.

[Top Lobster]

That's a really weird setup, to be

[David Lee Corbo]

honest, because it's a regular pharmacy. And.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's fucking scratch offs next to the pharmacy. Yeah, that's weird.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. I mean, scratch us everywhere. These people are homeless. They're bums. So I give her a dollar. She takes it, goes like this, and then says, let me get that scratch off. And I was like, are you fucking kidding me, bro?

[Top Lobster]

What?

[David Lee Corbo]

Right in front of you. I'm like, I'm right here, Laquanda. Like, we know each other. Yeah. And she's just like, sucks her teeth she takes it, scratches it off, doesn't win, leaves it on there and then walks out.

[Top Lobster]

Damn, bro. You think she had a demon in her head telling her to do that shit?

[David Lee Corbo]

No, I just think she was, you know.

[Top Lobster]

Ask him for a dollar.

[David Lee Corbo]

Bum asking for.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, now take the dollar.

[David Lee Corbo]

Make them throw it out.

[Top Lobster]

You're never going to win a dollar.

[David Lee Corbo]

Nobody's ever going to get shift from me. That's it. That's the last time somebody got something from me. Yeah. Do people understand why I am the way I am?

[Top Lobster]

I give people. I'll give people money. I don't really care about that.

[David Lee Corbo]

No.

[Top Lobster]

Nothing I. I'll give people.

[David Lee Corbo]

Not even a little kid. I'm not gonna share my selling candy.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, I'll buy the.

[David Lee Corbo]

You sell me candy.

[Top Lobster]

Girl Scout cookies, bro.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm gonna go inside.

[Top Lobster]

Samoans or Samoas?

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm gonna buy. I'm gonna buy candy inside and buy the same candy you're selling. And I'm gonna look at any of us. I don't want anything I got.

[Top Lobster]

Well, that's the problem. Not giving you any money.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

You're charging a lot of money for this. I know. How much?

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't care how much it costs.

[Top Lobster]

Cost $2.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's not gonna give money to this person because you're lying to me. Most like. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

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[David Lee Corbo]

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[Top Lobster]

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[Top Lobster]

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[David Lee Corbo]

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[Top Lobster]

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[David Lee Corbo]

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[Top Lobster]

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[David Lee Corbo]

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[Top Lobster]

It's not just news, it's emotionally unstable

[David Lee Corbo]

Lunatic in the Newsroom. Listen, today I need candy to go away. That I got, like, my basketball team. Like, no, you don't.

[Top Lobster]

My basketball team.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's like, not even basketball season.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I was watching a show, and in the show so the main characters is posted up against the wall in New York. And his black kid comes up to him and he goes, hey, you want to buy some chocolate bars? And he's like, what? And he goes, yeah, you want to buy some chocolate bars? It's for my, I don't know, my, my middle school softball league or some.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And he looks at him, he goes, goes, you're 16.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yep.

[Top Lobster]

And then he goes, how much is the chocolate bar? And he goes, 850. And he goes, get the out of here.

[David Lee Corbo]

850.

[Top Lobster]

8:50. It's a kid.

[David Lee Corbo]

They follow you to your car.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, they'll get mad and then they

[David Lee Corbo]

do like a thing.

[Top Lobster]

Like, I remember when I didn't buy gummies when I was. I was a young lad. And he called. You know what he called me?

[David Lee Corbo]

What do you call you? Yeah, it's harder with the mask.

[Top Lobster]

It's crazy, bro.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's harder with the mask.

[Top Lobster]

Call me a. Because I wouldn't buy the gummy food. Snack. Fruit snack.

[David Lee Corbo]

Damn, boy.

[Top Lobster]

So I get it, man. That's hard.

[David Lee Corbo]

Do you remember when. When Faceless.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah, that's a really good voice too. Yeah, he. He actually did voice reveal and now he's just doing regular voice.

[David Lee Corbo]

We should do this voice instead. Like, can we do this one? This one?

[Top Lobster]

This one's dead. Oh, no, that one. I don't like that one.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right, we'll stop.

[Top Lobster]

Itchy soul patch.

[David Lee Corbo]

Anyway, so let me get that jacket.

[Top Lobster]

He says, okay, yeah, let me get this jacket.

[David Lee Corbo]

Let me get that. Let me hold. Let me hold you a jacket. Damn.

[Top Lobster]

I can't believe he. That guy called me a 24.

[David Lee Corbo]

So. All right, so he brought him to the gas station, buys him a pack of smokes, and they went to a 24 hour diner and hung out till 3 or 4 in the morning.

[Top Lobster]

Damn. All right, that's very crazy. Come on, man.

[David Lee Corbo]

I mean, he's like, I was gonna drink before this, so I figured I'd just do some with this homeless guy.

[Top Lobster]

Three or four in the morning.

[David Lee Corbo]

He rambled on about his daughter in Kentucky and random stuff. And I still remember the name he gave me. Ron Potter.

[Top Lobster]

That's a made up name. He just saw Harry Potter. Ron Weasley.

[David Lee Corbo]

He kept all night elating over the tweed trench coat I had given him, saying he felt like a professional. All right. Ultimately I dropped him off somewhere because I couldn't take him home to my sister's house.

[Top Lobster]

He's like a stray dog.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, he's. Just drop him off anywhere, Right. All Right. The whole night had a mysterious air to it that I can't put my finger on. But as he was leaving, he said, I don't know where you came from or if. Who said? Oh, he said, I don't know where you came from or if you're an angel, but you just saved my life tonight. So to this day, I can. I still tear up thinking about this encounter, and I wonder if he was the angel that night. All right, now I wonder how many angels I have passed up in my life. It's sobering to think I don't live up to all that God calls me to in as much as. In. As much as you've done to the least of my brethren, you've done unto me. Yeah, yeah, dude, I know. I'm obeying that all the time because. Why are angels so weird? Yeah. Just be a normal.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Can't we just get by on me not wanting to butt.

[David Lee Corbo]

They always come like, fear not.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Stop.

[Top Lobster]

Why you got to be scurry?

[David Lee Corbo]

Why does it have to come with the implied danger of you stabbing me?

[Top Lobster]

Can you just be chill also? What? Just because I don't want to get stabbed. Because I spent a lot of time around homeless people and, you know, characters on the streets, and then my life experience has taught me, don't get into a car with a stranger.

[David Lee Corbo]

Nope.

[Top Lobster]

Now all of a sudden, I'm on the naughty list.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. It's like, he's not. He wasn't good.

[Top Lobster]

The man. I want to get stabbed.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's a crazy way to live. Yeah, it's. This is the kind of Matt does, though. Matt will do this metal.

[Top Lobster]

Do this. Well, he said he drew the line. He's like, you keep your backpack here. You want to go through his backpack? Just walk out there. We'll do a. A box opening.

[David Lee Corbo]

We want to do that. So, like, the more stuff you. Somebod3d printer.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. By the way, who sent a lot of Bibles, because somebody sent us a lot of Bibles to give away for free, which is awesome. But they didn't put a name. Go ahead. Show them the Bible. Go ahead. Whose Bible is this?

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

Camera three.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's the Holy Niv. Holy.

[Top Lobster]

Camera two.

[David Lee Corbo]

Nice. Yeah. Large print. So we have these. We're gonna give them away.

[Top Lobster]

I don't.

[David Lee Corbo]

Somebody just send. They'd be sending stuff.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Which is great. We got a bunch of them. We're gonna give them away. But who.

[David Lee Corbo]

The last time we gave them away, they were like, what are these? Nephilim? Bibles.

[Top Lobster]

I heard that old.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hey, hey, hey.

[Top Lobster]

I'm sorry.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hey, this used to be a Christian,

[Top Lobster]

but we were gonna do it. It's still a Christian show. I just can't stand witches.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, that lady was just an old lady.

[Top Lobster]

She wasn't a witch. You never know. If you want to send stuff we're

[David Lee Corbo]

gonna do, this is actually the story. This is a banger story.

[Top Lobster]

Can I read the next part?

[David Lee Corbo]

You can read the next one.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

Chapter three, number three.

[Top Lobster]

Chapter three. One of my demon possessed brothers.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hell yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I like to preface this next story with this. I have a huge family. You thought that shit was gonna go, so you thought I was gonna say penis. Eleven siblings, all from the same two parents. Damn. Tyler Redicure from 2311 Racing. Another checkered flag for the books. Time to celebrate with chum. Jump [e-mail] let's shamba. No purchase necessary BTW Group void where prohibited by law. CTNCs 21/plus sponsored by Chumba Casino.

[Alex Kanchowitz]

Hi, this is Alex Canceroitz. I'm the host of Big Technology Podcast, a longtime reporter and an on air contributor to cnbc. And if you're like me, you're trying to figure out how artificial intelligence is changing the business world and our lives. So each week on Big Technology, I bring on key actors from companies building AI tech and outsiders trying to influence it, asking where this is all going. They come from places like Nvidia, Microsoft, Amazon, and plenty more. So if you want to be smart with your wallet, your career choices, in meetings with your colleagues and at dinner parties, listen to Big Technology Podcast wherever you get your podcasts.

[Top Lobster]

Drug abuse is rampant in my family and there's a decent amount of schizophrenia or demonic influence and possession, if you will.

[David Lee Corbo]

I will.

[Top Lobster]

I have no less than three brothers who have addled their minds with drugs and have opened themselves up to really bad spirits. This happened probably in 2007. I was living in Champaign, Illinois. I was a new Christian, but still smoking weed.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's all right. Yeah, many such cases.

[Top Lobster]

Real quick. Okay. I was still smoking weed. God got a hold of me in a very real and personal way. But I didn't magically change in all my ways. Maybe, maybe, Lily. Maybe I'll tell my testimony here too, because that's a spiritual story. Anyway, one day, out of the blue, I received a random phone call on my cell phone. It was my brother Tim who said he was coming through town and wanted to meet me. Tim had been living in Paducah. Paduka.

[David Lee Corbo]

Paddock.

[Top Lobster]

Paduka Paduk. Paducah. Kentucky.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's Kentucky. Okay. You're gonna say California.

[Top Lobster]

I was gonna say Kansas. And I hadn't talked to him in years. He was divorced, into some gay new age stuff and dropped lots of acid. He's quite a bit older than me because I was the second youngest. He was the fourth. I'm excited to see him because it had been so long and I was full of the spirit, exuberant about where God was leading me. I had been serving homeless people. Me and a couple of friends essentially started preaching at a local soup kitchen. And I had, at the time, turned my one bedroom apartment into a shelter for about eight other homeless folks. It was a wild time. You're a wild man.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yep, yep. I mean, people that were homeless like to do like, they like to play with a line like this.

[Top Lobster]

Not me. I'm not inviting them into my house. I was homeless. I say, figure it out.

[David Lee Corbo]

They got a new, new attitude with the mat.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, I'm not saying that camping.

[David Lee Corbo]

Camping David and then Mask David is weird. It's weird.

[Top Lobster]

You know what? My wife came to me the other day and she goes, my wife. And she goes, do you want me to throw this away? And I said, no.

[David Lee Corbo]

What?

[Top Lobster]

My gold durag.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh. Oh, no.

[Top Lobster]

I still got my gold.

[David Lee Corbo]

She should have threw it away. She should have threw it away. Yeah. Nah, nah, that's a. That's like an alter ego thing.

[Top Lobster]

My gold.

[David Lee Corbo]

There's a gold durag. Red.

[Top Lobster]

Red dragon silk robe.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Pistol.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. You throw that out.

[Top Lobster]

I still got that. So it was a wild time when I had eight homeless guys.

[David Lee Corbo]

What was your reasoning like? Because you never know.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I mean, basically not trying to shut that spiritual doorway yet.

[David Lee Corbo]

You never know.

[Top Lobster]

The Lord has to pry that gold durag from my dead fingertips. I don't want to say that. Oh, God, no.

[David Lee Corbo]

Don't do that. Sorry.

[Top Lobster]

So I met my brother at a local Mexican restaurant, and immediately in the parking lot, it was weird. He was in a long flowing kurta style shirt. What's a curta k u r T a style shirt?

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know. We have a producer for like this.

[Top Lobster]

Come on, Nancy produce. Oh, I still got my gold sneakers. My air max is 90, 96.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's like Indian styles.

[Top Lobster]

My gold air max, 96. Oh, no, bro, you white and you're wearing. Dude, I tell you what.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like atma the girl.

[Top Lobster]

White people, when they start wearing India. Yeah, I can't stand it.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't like it either.

[Top Lobster]

I'll have none of it.

[David Lee Corbo]

I mean, you can tell this is like, very fancy.

[Top Lobster]

There's one thing I can't stand. I can't stand white people wearing India.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like this guy.

[Top Lobster]

Look at this. All right, that might be Indian dude. Pakistani. So he was wearing a shirt. Where was it? Okay. Oh, he was in a long flooring, flowing kurta style shirt. And you could see a blue circle tattooed on his throat. He wouldn't look me in the eyes at all. Constantly averting them. But like a fool, I invited him to come and eat. Anyway, I saw Sinners, by the way.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. So we ordered our food and tried to catch up. He still refused. I don't know, man. It was a good movie, but it was also annoying.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, why are you doing this?

[Top Lobster]

Like, Michael B. Jordan is a good actor.

[David Lee Corbo]

David is like code switch and he's turning into something else.

[Top Lobster]

Right?

[David Lee Corbo]

Because you don't recognize yourself.

[Top Lobster]

Right.

[David Lee Corbo]

He turned into, like, Hair David. Camp David.

[Top Lobster]

Now he's mask David.

[David Lee Corbo]

We got to tell Faceless what the hell is going on, right?

[Top Lobster]

Nancy, what are you bringing up? Googling. So I saw Sinners, okay? And Michael B. Jordan is a good actor.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And yeah, it was all about how white people are terrible, but it was well acted and it was filled with some interesting concepts.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

And it was also, you know, sprinkled with some resentment for Christianity, you know, because it was like the white man put the Christianity on us, but our real religion is the ooga boogers.

[David Lee Corbo]

Don't like it.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Don't care.

[Top Lobster]

Back in the tribal times, I saw Hoppers.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's a children's movie. Children's movies? Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Is that a bunny?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. It's good. It's good about. It's about transhumanism.

[Top Lobster]

Anyway, keep.

[David Lee Corbo]

Keep reading.

[Top Lobster]

Keep reading. Okay. He was wearing a long, flowing Curtis style shirt. No, wait. I was a little bit beyond that. Like a fool, I invited him to come and eat. Anyway, so we ordered our food and tried to catch up.

[David Lee Corbo]

Up.

[Top Lobster]

He still refused eye contact and explained that he was worried that he would know too much about me. It's a little gay. He said that spirits would read my thoughts and tell him what I was thinking. Yeah, that's right. Familiar spirits. All right, I'll give you that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Maybe he doesn't.

[Top Lobster]

That maybe doesn't it? Even my deep thoughts. I told him I had nothing to hide. But they're not reading your thoughts. They're just telling you about you. Because they watch you all the time. They happen to know quite a bit about you. My soul patch is itchy. I told him That I had nothing to hide. I began to tell him about finding Jesus, but he wouldn't even hear the name of Jesus. Scoffing. He said he didn't need to read the Bible because the spirits, plural, will go out of him. Read the book and tell him what it means. He wanted the spirits. He liked them. You got reading spirits.

[David Lee Corbo]

Damn.

[Top Lobster]

That's kind of cool.

[David Lee Corbo]

We need some reading spirits.

[Top Lobster]

We can't read.

[David Lee Corbo]

We can't read.

[Top Lobster]

That's actually pretty cool.

[David Lee Corbo]

We don't even know what's happening right now. Now the is happening, right?

[Top Lobster]

What's happening? Who's that?

[David Lee Corbo]

Attack.

[Top Lobster]

That's a great looking set.

[David Lee Corbo]

It really. This picture goes so hard.

[Top Lobster]

Super hard, bro. Okay, so we can't keep doing this. We can do. We can do it. We do whatever we want.

[David Lee Corbo]

It is actually crazy. There's more people in here.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, my God. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Than when we have a guest. Like, they don't care. Like, I don't give a. About the guest.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Guys, in the chat, y' all gonna

[David Lee Corbo]

be by yourself talking about it.

[Top Lobster]

Because we're. We. There's a lot of view viewers right now. Why on Patreon and we don't have a guest? Is it really matter?

[David Lee Corbo]

Does it matter? Do we need a guest chat?

[Top Lobster]

Is this real? I've heard a lot of. I've heard a lot of people say that they prefer a guest list show. Is that true? Just the two.

[David Lee Corbo]

Really?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Yeah, just the two of us, so. Well, I should have outright left then. That was scary.

[David Lee Corbo]

Somebody.

[Top Lobster]

Somebody screenshot that. Because I saw my. Voices in the back. Well, I should have.

[David Lee Corbo]

Those white witches.

[Top Lobster]

God damn it. They got me. I should have outright left then, but I didn't. Tim had made a living transporting marijuana from California to Pudicah for some time. Paducah.

[David Lee Corbo]

That sounds like a place you'll never go to.

[Top Lobster]

Sounds like a comic book noise. Like Podunk, like, and you hit somebody and it goes. Paduka for some time. And had access to some pretty banger weed and invited me to smoke with him. Nice. And because I was a stoner and totally foolish, I decided to go with him and brought him back to my apartment.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm a little bit concerned that among

[Top Lobster]

the other eight homeless people, when Cole

[David Lee Corbo]

gets here, like, we have to tell him, like, hey, listen, it's a Christian show. It's a Christian show. We don't. I'm not gonna be drinking here. We don't drink none of that.

[Top Lobster]

Right.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is straight late taste. Because Cole likes to do the thing where his eyes go like, like, he

[Top Lobster]

goes walleyed and he starts to drool out of the corners of his mouth.

[David Lee Corbo]

You ever seen Pennywise? When Pennywise goes.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, he does a little bit.

[David Lee Corbo]

When he's about to eat a kid, he's. His eyes go this way.

[Top Lobster]

Well, that dude has a natural walleye. The actor? Yeah, I forget his name. He comes from like a family of actors. His dad was. Yeah, his father was in the Thor movies. And then, you know, when the Marvel films. And then he's got a brother and his brother's in something too.

[David Lee Corbo]

I like it.

[Top Lobster]

Chad, is that true? The scarab? Yeah, the scaraba family.

[David Lee Corbo]

How top beltash are grow his hair back so quick. What's that mean?

[Top Lobster]

Top bellshazard.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, they're asking about because. Because.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. I feel like you got a haircut recently, but now your hair is long.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, no, I didn't get a haircut. I just put a picture of me with short hair and people thought I cut it.

[Top Lobster]

Not the Baldwins. Elohim scores. Guard. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Soccer. Yeah, yeah. German guy.

[Top Lobster]

Guy.

[David Lee Corbo]

The guy who wrote the last story. That's it. All right, let's keep reading.

[Top Lobster]

His father was in Goodwill hunting. Yeah, but he's also in the Thor movies. Okay, nice. Wish I didn't have to look at Raven's nipples. Sorry. Oh, Scarsgard. There you go. Thank you, fj.

[David Lee Corbo]

Protruding nipples.

[Top Lobster]

Protruding nipples. Very disrespectful. Only saving. My only saving grace was that my friend Anthony happened to be napping. I was your. Is he, as a homeless dude, happened to be napping on my couch during the visit. So Tim pulls out. Not the weed I was used to, but hash. Straight thc. I never smoked that.

[David Lee Corbo]

I thought he was gonna say K2.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, he's Spice Boy. And we smoked that. Holy cow. I've never been knocked down like that. I was a complete mess. I got so stoned. But then a wild thing occurred. My brother's entire demeanor change. He went from this timid, weak figure. Figure.

[David Lee Corbo]

Thank you.

[Top Lobster]

To one of total confidence and control. That's because it wasn't him anymore. That spirit.

[David Lee Corbo]

One of my friends that I used to hang out, we used to go to like the. The bars and together. His name is Mike. Shout out Mike.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, Mike.

[David Lee Corbo]

He's alive. Probably when he would drink tequila specifically, he would say that like. Because he'd be like. Like a ladies man. And okay, we just like now we're like going talking to girls and stuff. Stuff. But that was when Mikhail was out. Mikhail? He called himself Mikhail.

[Top Lobster]

That's crazy. To give Yourself an alter ego name.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And not really know it. He's not like a. Not a dude.

[Top Lobster]

Like, naming yourself after, like, a bird or a crustacean.

[David Lee Corbo]

And. And then after a while, everyone would know, be like, oh, Mikhail's out. Like, yo, just let him. Let him go. Because if you get in Mikhail's way,

[Top Lobster]

it could be trouble trying to. These chicks.

[David Lee Corbo]

He's trying to blab.

[Top Lobster]

Trying to blab.

[David Lee Corbo]

Mikhail. Anyway, so this dude. This dude Timothy. Well, whatever his brother takes on an alter ego, right?

[Top Lobster]

His posture changed as he sat in my lounge chair, legs crossed, hands resting comfortably on the armrests, staring directly into my eyes without breaking eye contact.

[David Lee Corbo]

Awkward.

[Top Lobster]

He started telling me that I could have the spirits in me and that they wanted to help me and all this stuff. I knew it was all demonic, but my mind was so fried that I could hardly register the words before they were in my mind, as though they were passing my filters. It freaked me out. So I started looking for an out. And I told him I was thirsty. That's your out. That's your big genius. Hey, man, hold that thought. I'm parched.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm kind of thirsty.

[Top Lobster]

I'm gonna go get us both waters. I walked over to my kitchen, and on the way, tapped my Christian brother to wake him up and just said, I love you, bro. I'm thirsty, bro. I said, I love you, bro. And I went to get the waters, and I started to pray. Pray. I turned around to go back to my room, and as I entered, my brother bolted out of the door. And he said, gotta go.

[David Lee Corbo]

Gotta go.

[Top Lobster]

That's all he said. He was gone, just like that. I spoke with my friend who said he'd been awake the whole time and was praying. I didn't see my brother again for years. He is still enamored with the evil spirits, even though his life is a train wreck with a wake of utter destruction. He's only wise in his own eyes, and the demons have him blinded. Many such cases. Did you hear that one?

[David Lee Corbo]

Danielle.

[Top Lobster]

Danielle, you fat bitch. Stop.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hey. Hey. All right, let's dance. Damn.

[Top Lobster]

That's not my wife.

[David Lee Corbo]

Which way? Yeah. What would she be named in here? My wife is never in the chat. She doesn't watch this horseshit show.

[Top Lobster]

My wife is sometimes in the chat. She has to go by code names because everybody makes my wife names.

[David Lee Corbo]

So I think mad ass. My wife. I can't. We can't say my wife, but. And it's like, I don't want to dox her.

[Top Lobster]

My wife. My wife.

[David Lee Corbo]

Matt asked. He was like, oh, did you see that episode? I think the one. Very funny. The charter school episode, which I don't think we ever aired.

[Top Lobster]

No, that was only to the Patreon members.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's a Patreon only.

[Top Lobster]

That's actually a Patreon only, honestly. Yeah. Very funny episode. Worth the price of. It's a very funny episode.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Yeah. Damn. We were talking about. So he's like, oh, did you see that episode? And she's like, no. And he's like, do you watch the show? And she. And then she, like, stumbles. She's all stumbled.

[Top Lobster]

She's like, oh, well, you know something?

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't really have that much time.

[Top Lobster]

She used to watch Tower Gang, though, right?

[David Lee Corbo]

She would watch Tower Game.

[Top Lobster]

That's funny.

[David Lee Corbo]

Which is strange.

[Top Lobster]

She's a bad person. That's crazy, bro. What the hell?

[David Lee Corbo]

She would. Yeah, she would watch that.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, that's strange.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

She's like, I don't watch this show. This show sucks. What are you guys reading? Stories.

[Top Lobster]

I get it.

[David Lee Corbo]

You're playing music, you wearing masks. What y' all doing?

[Top Lobster]

I was getting hot. Cotton is max.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, no, no, no, no. Leave it. Leave it. You committed?

[Top Lobster]

I'm sweating.

[David Lee Corbo]

I know.

[Top Lobster]

We're gonna make Cole wear this and not tell him how it's filled with sweat. This is probably the only time I've worn this. Story number four, Tyler Redicure from 2311 Racing. Another checkered flag for the books. Time to celebrate with Chumba. Jump [e-mail]. let's jumba. No purchase necessary. BTW, group void. We're prohibited by by law. CTNC21+, sponsored by Chumba Casino. This is Mike Bolo of Lexicon Valley.

[David Lee Corbo]

And I'm Bob Garfield. Are you one of those people who sometimes uses words?

[Top Lobster]

Do you communicate or acquire information with, you know, language?

[David Lee Corbo]

Hey, us too. So join us on Lexicon Valley. To true over the history, culture, and

[Top Lobster]

many mysteries of English.

[David Lee Corbo]

Plus some wise question.

[Top Lobster]

Correct. Find us on one of those apps where people listen to podcasts.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yo. Obedience and communion. This one doesn't sound as good. All right, I think we're going downhill. He said we're starting high, going low.

[Top Lobster]

All right, I'm gonna read the next one after this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay. Damn. Is it good? Nah, it is good. You all right? Fine.

[Top Lobster]

Story number four. No, it's number three.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, this is number four.

[Top Lobster]

You just put number four twice.

[David Lee Corbo]

Twice.

[Top Lobster]

He doesn't know he put the number four twice. The next one is number five, but

[David Lee Corbo]

he's well, you know what? I'm not reading any of this. Come on, get your numbers right.

[Top Lobster]

Is this Paul?

[David Lee Corbo]

Paul?

[Top Lobster]

Paul, you retard.

[David Lee Corbo]

Paul Blam. Wahlberg. What's his name?

[Top Lobster]

Well, Walnut, Kakarot, Carrot.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is a cool one. As I was young in my faith, I didn't just. But what was that about? What was that for?

[Top Lobster]

Get a little spasm?

[David Lee Corbo]

Why'd you just shake for?

[Top Lobster]

It's a little spasm.

[David Lee Corbo]

You're right. David's not doing good.

[Top Lobster]

I always got a little spasm.

[David Lee Corbo]

He just shook. He just said, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Ask my wife. She. In the chat. I got a little spasm sometimes text messaging.

[David Lee Corbo]

I was young in my faith. I didn't. I. I didn't just buy whatever church is taught. Being raised Jehovah's Witness, I had to unravel a lot of doctrines that I carried with me. Me communion being one. Oh, that's interesting. I don't know. What do they do?

[Top Lobster]

They do communion.

[David Lee Corbo]

I mean, yeah, everybody remembers Jesus, right? JWs do a communion ceremony one time a year during their only holiday.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, the memorial. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Called a service called the memorial.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

I mean, you know what he did? He did communion once. Like, it was during Passover, I suppose.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. I feel like I've done communion at every church, like, every month.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. All the time.

[Top Lobster]

I've eaten a lot of carbohydrates just because of that place.

[David Lee Corbo]

Take the cracker, drink the juice. Take the cracker, drink the juice.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Listen to the guy talk about it. I'm getting real tired of it.

[Top Lobster]

Getting real tired of blessing Israel.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm blessing Israel so much, and look what happens. Yeah, their president's dead. Maybe we should stop.

[Top Lobster]

I don't think he's. Well, maybe that's what happens when you're

[David Lee Corbo]

getting weird out there. I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

You bless him and he dies. Maybe that blesses it. Maybe I don't.

[David Lee Corbo]

So it's called the memorial. It's commemorating the night of Jesus's death. They do this by passing unleavened bread and wine around, but no one partakes of it. You only get to partake of it if you're one of the 144,000. This is such a significant symbol to me now that I know. Now that I know Christ, he says that if you do not eat his flesh and drink his blood, you cannot enter into his kingdom.

[Top Lobster]

That's. That's. That's messed up. This is the same thing where, when you want to get as a Jehovah's Witness, you will never get This. I don't know if this common practice practice, but as a Jehovah's Witness, I know that at my wife's kingdom halls, they had to be approved for, like, if you wanted to get baptized, you made the decision. A council needs to approve you.

[David Lee Corbo]

There's like, can this guy get wet? Like, are we sure that he's not gonna turn into a gremlin?

[Top Lobster]

Just stay in the, in the. I'm gonna get in the pup. You know what I'm saying? Like, it just seems crazy that you get to be the deciding factor in that.

[David Lee Corbo]

That.

[Top Lobster]

And, and, and I think the. It was like one person voted against my wife getting baptized and, and the rest said, yeah, so. But if it was like a majority.

[David Lee Corbo]

Never baptized.

[Top Lobster]

No, she was baptized. And then she had to be like, oh, gotta get delivered. Oh, I see, I ain't baptized no more. And then she had to get re. Baptized. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And then you got baptized in this

[Top Lobster]

church in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. Right.

[David Lee Corbo]

And then you stop going, I have. I will.

[Top Lobster]

Might be. And you know, it depends. Because like this, this Sunday, I was gonna go, but you say, who's preaching today? No, Jack was a little bit sick. He had the diarrheas and it was multi colored. So, you know, and then my. And my wife gets a little bit, you know, frantic. She's like, oh, no, he's got diarrheas and he's got. He's running a fever. Yeah, it's like 101. And me, I hear that and I go, yeah, let him rest.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And then. But her, she's like, should we get him antibiotics? We make a doctor's appointment. Like, let him, just let him do this stuff. He's gonna sweat. He's gonna shoot his brains out. He dies. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yes. And then we'll just get another. We'll make another one. No big deal. No big deal. All right, let's keep. Let's keep this reading anyway. And here they pass right before you year after year. You never partake. It's so tragic. Anyway, as a new believer, I didn't assume any doctrine to be true. True. And I was skeptical all the time. And I wanted to know straight from the scriptures how we get certain doctrines. This is why I'm loving your recently defunct show, Straight Bible.

[Top Lobster]

It's a lot of tease. An appropriate amount of tease, though.

[David Lee Corbo]

Anyway, communion was always super serious to me, and I was afraid to take it. Even after I received Christ and was baptized, I would discuss it and even felt a tugging from the Holy Spirit to take. But I was reluctant.

[Top Lobster]

Wait, why are you reluctant? Just bread, baby boy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, I don't know. I guess he had that hold up. It was just a mental block, and I didn't have a good rational reason for it. One night as I'm sitting on the couch, I drifted off while in a sitting position and started dreaming. There it is.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, it's a. Spooky dreams.

[David Lee Corbo]

Spooky dreams. I was kneeling before a small round table, praying. On the table was a loaf of bread and a cup of wine. I finished praying, not sure what the prayer was now. Perhaps of thanksgiving.

[Top Lobster]

Perhaps.

[David Lee Corbo]

Perhaps. Mayhaps.

[Top Lobster]

Mayhaps.

[David Lee Corbo]

God, I fucking hate that guy. I'm sorry.

[Top Lobster]

No, don't be sorry.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, no, because you. You're making me. You're. You're bringing me back. You're bringing. Yeah, you're making me feel that way again. I just. Don't. Don't.

[Top Lobster]

I didn't do it. Is it the Max?

[David Lee Corbo]

It's the word. It's the word. Now the whole word's gonna take it for me. Words, hats, whips.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Large stones.

[Top Lobster]

We got them.

[David Lee Corbo]

Megalithic structures.

[Top Lobster]

What I'm gonna do with this whip now.

[David Lee Corbo]

Anytime somebody says anything about a spiritual realm, I just. I'm like, I'm losing it, dog. All right, keep the story going. So he partook of the bread and wine, immediately felt Jesus, which I knew by intuition was him. Did he have glowing. Glowing blue eyes?

[Top Lobster]

Was Pleiadian Jesus.

[David Lee Corbo]

I grabbed my spirit and he grabbed my spirit and pulled me up out of my body so that I was looking down at myself at the table. The feeling was so euphoric that it's hard to compare. I was beyond orgasmic. Sorry to go there.

[Top Lobster]

Damn you. Nasty as hell.

[David Lee Corbo]

It wasn't a sexual thing.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, then why you come? I guess that's the.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's like, why is this so wet?

[Top Lobster]

Nasty.

[David Lee Corbo]

The feeling, though, was physically unbearable. And it jarred me out of my sleep.

[Top Lobster]

Sleep.

[David Lee Corbo]

I've never experienced anything else like this. This, I believe, was God telling me to partake. No magic happened from taking communion, but there is a humility of spirit in sharing one loaf with the entire body of believers. No one is better than the other because we all must partake of the sacrifice or we remain cursed. It's not about what we deserve, but what we need to be saved. Because no one deserves salvation.

[Top Lobster]

That's an interesting whole thing. Thing.

[David Lee Corbo]

Nice. It's a crazy thing with the JWs, where they're like, just look at the bread. Spoil the bread. Who eats the bread? The birds?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know. But it is crazy that the whole thing is predicated on being the 144, 000. But if you look at how many Jehovah's Witnesses there are, there's a lot more. So many.

[David Lee Corbo]

So many. A lot of competition.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. So it's kind of like you'd imagine

[David Lee Corbo]

that they would be like. Like out buying each other for who's gonna get in.

[Top Lobster]

Right.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like. Like doing tricks and.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know. Well, they do. They get real. Real tricky.

[David Lee Corbo]

Get real tricky.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. And it turns into, like, a fashion, you know, Tricky. It's tricky to rock around. To rock around it.

[Alex Kanchowitz]

Right on, Thomas.

[Top Lobster]

It reminds me of White Chicks, the

[David Lee Corbo]

N64 video game, like SXW.

[Top Lobster]

The soundtracks from that game, from Tony hawk's Pro Skater 1 and 2, and from Matt Hoffman's Pro BMA MX was crazy. Those great soundtracks. You know who I really can't stand? Green Day.

[David Lee Corbo]

Green Day.

[Top Lobster]

So gay.

[David Lee Corbo]

I saw a picture of Green Day, the guy from Green Day and that other comedian, and it said, this is like your modern Subaru owners. And then I looked out my window and I was like,

[Top Lobster]

lesbian.

[David Lee Corbo]

My lesbian wife lesbian.

[Top Lobster]

Well, no, you know what it is, because I was going back and I was listening to a couple of Green Day albums and. And, you know, there was a time in my life where those were really instrumental in my development as a young teenager.

[David Lee Corbo]

And.

[Top Lobster]

And I'm listening to the messaging, and a lot of it is like, get out and burn your cities down. And I'm like, oh, that's funny.

[David Lee Corbo]

I mean, even the music is pretty. Actually.

[Top Lobster]

It's not even just that, though. They. There's this line that they cross where it's like. It goes from talking about it to almost kind of glorifying and romanticizing suicide. And there's a character that he creates which is for his play. This character, St. Jimmy. And St. Jimmy is the patron saint of, like, suicide and a couple of other things. Yeah, yeah. And then he really rails against, which I like. You know, on one hand, it's like. I understand what you're saying. The Jesus of suburbia, right? Which is like, what is it like that song 501C3, Jesus, right? Where it's like, he's not. It's almost like hippie Jesus. Like, I get that you're railing against that.

[David Lee Corbo]

That.

[Top Lobster]

But he's not giving you an alternative. That's a biblically accurate Christ.

[David Lee Corbo]

He's painting that as the.

[Top Lobster]

He's killing that straw Man.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And then he's. And he's parading it around, and he goes, look, I got a patron saint for you, the patron saint of suicide.

[David Lee Corbo]

I want to say shout out to this guy. Father Calvin Robinson. This dude.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, Calvin.

[David Lee Corbo]

Damn. He's got a lot of followers. Got a job, half a million followers. He. He posted a video recently, but he. Yeah, this one right here, talking about frequency mattering.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, that's fascinating.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. So he's talking to this guy. Webbing.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, that is webbing. Okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah. He's talking about when they altered it from 432 to 440. And he kind of. As He's. As he's explaining, I can tell he doesn't. He doesn't know all the ins and outs of frequency. I'm like, man, I really have to get on that because there's so much more to extrapolate on when you're talking about frequency worship. Why this is dangerous. And so he's. He's just saying that. That it is a harmful frequency, and it was changed and I think like the 30s or something like that. Hey, it's Cole Swindell. After I give everything I've got to land a perfect vocal, I usually take five before jumping into the next track. And I've learned exactly how to recharge in that time. Some folks grab coffee. I hit a quick good luck spin.

[Alex Kanchowitz]

Next thing you know, the break is

[David Lee Corbo]

just as fun as laying down the track. A better break makes for a better take. Need a break? Let's Chumba. No purchase necessary bgw group void were

[Top Lobster]

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[David Lee Corbo]

This is Mike Bolo of Lexicon Valley. And I'm Bob Garfield. Are you one of those people who sometimes uses words?

[Top Lobster]

Do you communicate or acquire information with, you know, language?

[David Lee Corbo]

Hey, us too. So join us on Lexicon Valley to true over the history, culture, culture and

[Top Lobster]

many mysteries of English, plus some rice cracks. Find us on one of those apps

[David Lee Corbo]

where people listen to podcasts and Joseph Gobbles actually had something to do with this. So there were. There was a council that did it. But it's just very interesting. But when you listen to the music that is coming from Green Day.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And then you actually break it down.

[Top Lobster]

It's a hypnotic.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's hot dog. It's. It's. It's hot dog.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's. It's actually like money chords, but. But I'd explain this to you. When you play a chord, there's going to be three notes in it. And if it's a little bit more complex, you can have four or five. Four notes, five notes, a minor seven to make it like flavored in a way. So that way you have like a, like a melody that you could play with and like this, that kind of music is playing instead of a three chord melody. Like I don't know, C, E, G would make up a C chord.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's just going to play a C energy. That's it. So it's like it's eliminating the, the middle minor three and it's just the two.

[Top Lobster]

What's the point of, of making it so simple?

[David Lee Corbo]

I think, I think you start to ob. Obfuscate. Obvious obfuscate.

[Top Lobster]

I'll allow it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Whether the chord is a major chord or a minor chord. And you're just imply. So like if it's A major. If you're playing in the scale of C, then the major chords have to be 1, 4, 5. But if you're not playing that middle note that indicates if it's a major chord makes no sense. If you're not playing that middle note that indicates that it's major or minor. It's just kind of open to interpretation and can float anywhere. But they stay within those confounds and it's just weird. But that's what it is.

[Top Lobster]

I think that affects like the relatability of a song. So. So a lot of music I find is like you might make lyrics for a song to tell like a story. But if that story is too unique week, not enough people can see themselves in the lyrics. And so it doesn't become a banger. The ones that are more popular, I've noticed, are often very wide open for interpretation, very general so that everybody can see themselves. Because there's something about music where we want to see ourselves in the song. I want this song to be about. I wanted to sing the story of my life.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

But if it's too particular, then too many details don't line up with my life. But if you make it real vague and real open to interpretation on a lyrical aspect, I can understand that. But what about on a musical aspect? Is there something about leaving it so open that it, it becomes, I don't know, part like. Because music is hypnosis.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

At the end of the day. And maybe it's the same thing. If it's too specific, it doesn't resonate with enough people. But the more open it is, the more it resonates with a wider group of people.

[David Lee Corbo]

For me. Yeah. I think the Openness of a song, like the key. The. The idea of leaving that open is if in your brain, maybe people aren't realizing it, but you might extrapolate some of the notes that would belong within this key, but they're also. It's. It's like a.

[Top Lobster]

It's like letting you fill in.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, but people aren't necessarily even doing that. It's almost like this postmodern idea of like, yeah, go whichever way you want. But it's like, no, there are rules. There's rules to this thing. And. And I need to know where you are.

[Top Lobster]

And I.

[David Lee Corbo]

And explain it to me. Paint it out.

[Top Lobster]

Because that's like when we had foundering on. And he's talking about, like, music used to be storytelling. And in the music there was like. Like, you know, a climax and a. And a. You know, what's a consolidation or whatever you would call an ending. But now it's a hypnotic closed loop. So it gives the feeling of travel, whatever the. That means in music. I don't quite understand.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, it's not even travel. It's like, so.

[Top Lobster]

Or the feeling of a journey or something like that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, it's like a chord progression that will cycle over and over. So, like.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, so that keeps you in a loop.

[David Lee Corbo]

The chords not only keep you in this loop, but now they've simplified the loop.

[Top Lobster]

Loops are dangerous. Strange loops are dangerous.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know. Is. Is it a form of. Is it a form of that, like, C5 stuff where they're playing.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, that's interesting.

[David Lee Corbo]

If they're playing you the. The two frequencies and you're making up this third in your head, is that what that.

[Top Lobster]

Well, let's say it is a form of hypnosis and. And maybe it's a CE5 thing. I don't know. But look at what happens to our generation as we go forward. So we go out into the streets like a bunch of idiots and we burn down our own cities because we're mad about black people. I don't even know. And the way that we're going to deal with today, the way we're going to do this is we're going to burn down our own. You know what's really funny about that, too? I was trying to explain this to my son. Like, punk rock used to be anti establishment, anti corporation, anti bank. Right. Whatever the status quo was. That's what punk rock was against. And what's really fascinating is they set this thing, this idea of like rioting and burning down our cities was the messaging that we Got. We then would later on go on to burn down our own cities, destroying what, the mom and pop shops, while the status quo gets to come in and buy the land on the cheap because it's all torched and up. So who gets to move in? The corporations and the banks. Walmart gets to eliminate all the competition because we burned down the Jewish, you know, sandwich shop and we burned down the laundromat. We burned down all that because black people. I don't know what the. The reason was. We don't know what the reason was was, but it's hilarious because all we did was make way for the status quo to get its, you know, claws deeper into. It's a hilarious. Is that irony? I don't know. I'm stuck on the Atlantis Morissette definition of irony. I'm not too sure I understand the word.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know if it's irony or if it's just what happens.

[Top Lobster]

You go the status quo and then you go burn down your own cities so that the status quo can buy land on the cheap.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's not. It's not irony. It's. What's the word? It's a method. Method. It's a calculation. And you just do it again. Yeah, you just play the song. You play the song for the people. But. All right, let's finish this up.

[Top Lobster]

All right. Okay. And we go to the next one. I want to read this one because it's cooler. Tyler redick here from 2311 Racing, Victory Lane. Yeah, it's even better. With Chumba by my side, race to ChumbaCasino.com. let's Chumba. No purchase necessary. BTW group void where prohibited by law. CTNCs21+ sponsored by Chumba Casino. Hey, I'm Josh Spiegel, host of the

[David Lee Corbo]

podcast Lunatic in the Newsroom.

[Top Lobster]

If you enjoy journalism, that dream drifts into mild panic, wild overthinking, and a guaranteed nervous breakdown. Lunatic in the Newsroom is for you.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's news like you've never heard before. The only newsroom with a panic button. You'll laugh, you'll cry and gasp in horror as the show spirals completely out of control.

[Top Lobster]

It's not just news, it's emotionally unstable

[David Lee Corbo]

Lunatic in the Newsroom. Listen today, okay?

[Top Lobster]

Sleep paralysis with Lilith to 5. Because this guy, he doesn't know what this is. Stuff Sleep paralysis with Lilith. Yikes. Is yikes. Okay, I have quite a few of these stories. I hope they're interesting. My life has just been an amazing adventure. I try to rank these in Terms of interesting value for storytelling, but this one is right up there. It was 2008. I was living in a Tacoma. Oh, no. I was living in Tacoma, which is more spacious than a Tacoma. I was living in Tacoma, Washington. I should have fucking read that. That. Working at a now closed hippie coffee shop called One Heart Cafe.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Very gay. How many trans baristas did you have here at the Standard coffee shop? We have zero trans baristas. We have also no lesbian baristas.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, not that we know of.

[Top Lobster]

Not that we know of. It's probably one of the more demonic places. I could have worked, but I applied to a bunch of places and this is where God opened the door. I used to walk to work about a mile and I'd pass through a park where sometimes you get street people hanging out. Street people.

[David Lee Corbo]

Just say the word

[Top Lobster]

neighbors. Neighbors.

[David Lee Corbo]

Very nice people.

[Top Lobster]

Neighbors. Street neighbors. Where was I? Here. Nancy, don't press that button. What's the matter with you? Too? One less can of cat food. You gave me that button. Who? No, we didn't give you that button. You gave her that. But. All right.

[David Lee Corbo]

It was.

[Top Lobster]

It wasn't we. It was he. I spent a lot of time with homeless folks. So when I chanced across this lady, think the bird lady from Home Alone 2, who was very disturbed and agitated, I approached her because I'm an idiot. That's what he said.

[David Lee Corbo]

Piers Morgan, right?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah. Piers Morgan does look like the bird lady.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's almost a one to one.

[Top Lobster]

It is. Is. I'm still upset that he gets to have a place at the table.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, I mean, you know, whatever. He remade himself, I guess I just

[Top Lobster]

thought about pulling out my pistol and threatening him. And I thought actually that would probably go really bad. So, you know, I still have some faculties about me. No, for real, it was out of compassion. The light of Jesus is meant to be shined into dark places. Whoa. What is that? Promise to her 3,000 years ago. That's crazy. Come on. What are you doing? All right. Right. The light of Jesus is meant to be shined into dark places. All right, don't put that on the screen. This lady tells me she's arguing with a Lilith. At the time, I had no clue about Lilith, but could tell it was spiritual. I asked her who Lilith was. She told me it was an evil spirit that tormented people all over Tacoma.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, the whole world, baby.

[Top Lobster]

Inside of her. Tacoma. I told her that I wanted to pray for her, and she said she would like that.

[David Lee Corbo]

I ever tell you about the lady that Grew the potato inside of her Tacoma. No. You hear that one?

[Top Lobster]

No. Is it just from unwashed Tacoma?

[David Lee Corbo]

She put a potato in there? Yeah. For whatever reason. Okay, this is a nursing story from.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

She put it in there. Couldn't get it out because it fused to the walls. Oh. To the lining of her vagina, but apparently.

[Top Lobster]

Wait, what? I thought you said Tacoma.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, her Tacoma.

[Top Lobster]

Which one you calling her vagina? Her Tacoma?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Spacious mid size pickup truck.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Cozy.

[Top Lobster]

Damn.

[David Lee Corbo]

Some would say. Yeah, that's what she did. She put that in there. It's actually the perfect condition.

[Top Lobster]

She put a potato in there?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Perfect condition to grow a potato.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, it's hot.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, it's moist.

[Top Lobster]

Moist.

[David Lee Corbo]

Damp.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Dark, like underground.

[Top Lobster]

Sure.

[David Lee Corbo]

Getting a lot of liquids, but causing her a lot of strife.

[Top Lobster]

Well, you had to go to the

[David Lee Corbo]

ER to get it removed. We'll be. See. I hope. I hope he comes. Oh, let me tell you about this guy.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

I didn't say about what Toad said.

[Top Lobster]

What did he say?

[David Lee Corbo]

Let's just read it. Okay, we'll read it.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, when you asked him.

[David Lee Corbo]

I asked him.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. To come on Tower Gang.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, come on. This. Whatever this is.

[Top Lobster]

He's gonna come.

[David Lee Corbo]

I said, it's probably about 9:00'. Clock.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

If you can't, no big deal. Another time. And I said, any chance you can get a flight here for tomorrow? Can't go.

[Top Lobster]

Can't do it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Then he says to me, I can jump in remotely. We are losers at 10pm though.

[Top Lobster]

What does that mean?

[David Lee Corbo]

We are the Legion of Skanks after party.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, bro. By the way, I did shed a tear when I watched Luis J. Gomez

[David Lee Corbo]

cry like a. I know, me too, dude.

[Top Lobster]

I got.

[David Lee Corbo]

I was like, oh, no, he's talking about losers. They do a show called Lose Cast.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

With Leighton and some other people.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, what?

[David Lee Corbo]

And he says, this is much more important. Tyler says, I'll join. Tyler's a real, real ass dude. Okay. Toad says, same, but I have a hard out at 10. And then.

[Top Lobster]

Unacceptable.

[David Lee Corbo]

Tyler goes, I'd pick this show over Leighton.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's crazy. Toad, what do we. And I don't mean to be.

[Top Lobster]

No, not. Not about, you know, not being pushed, but we're getting.

[David Lee Corbo]

We're getting the gang back together. Partially. Sure. Yeah, sure. Might even invite Jose.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And you're saying you have a hard out at 10?

[Top Lobster]

Well, he's putting his. His eggs in a basket. That's gonna. There's gonna be a second. There's gonna be another episode, and I don't Know what? To go far. No, I'm just playing. It's fine.

[David Lee Corbo]

I know what I mean. It's like, come on, Toad. Like, no offense to I. I like lady and I like the other guys in the show. But, Toad, your elevated status, you're above this. You keep on. You keep on going below. Like when. When he got. He lost his job. The first show he did was some libertarian show. I remember that 30 followers were like, what are you doing?

[Top Lobster]

She had tits. That was.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't understand it.

[Top Lobster]

No, I understand it. It's tits.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't think so now.

[Top Lobster]

You don't think so?

[David Lee Corbo]

Leighton has tits.

[Top Lobster]

I don't think they lactate, though.

[David Lee Corbo]

But yeah, I didn't say much back to him. I'm just like, hey, that's pretty cool. Whatever. Come. Come or don't. Don't, Toad, because I'm just not doing this with you right now. I'm not going to argue with you and let you know that my show is more important, but my show's more important.

[Top Lobster]

Well, guys, reach out to Toad. Put some pressure on him. Keep reading. So young and foolish me. I didn't have time. I don't remember what the hell I'm talking about. So she said she wanted her to pray for him, and she would like that. And he goes, but young and foolish me. I didn't have much time to get to work. I decided to pray for her later instead of right there with her.

[David Lee Corbo]

Her.

[Top Lobster]

This is something that I regret because I didn't take time to share the gospel or get to know her. Instead, I went to work at this satanic coffee shop. I said a quick prayer on my way to work, but promptly forgot the interaction. The following day, I was home spending time with God, and I remembered her and prayed for her and against that evil spirit spirit tormenting her and all the people inside that little tiny Tacoma. And I really went after that spirit in my prayer. A little later on that day, I took a nap on the couch. While asleep, I had a dream. Cue the music. I can't. Due to music. Hell, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

My bad. There's no right. He just said, cue the music.

[Top Lobster]

I was standing on this stone bridge surrounded by a sort of void sky. There was lightning and thunder in the distance, and it was somewhat muted. I looked over and there was a woman standing, looking at me with rage. I don't remember exactly what she looked like now, but I knew this was the evil spirit I prayed against. And she had me in sleep paralysis, choking me out. Not sexy. I couldn't breathe.

[David Lee Corbo]

I Can't breathe.

[Top Lobster]

I can't breathe. And I couldn't. Her knee was on my neck and the speedball was lodged in my throat. I was just buying a. Lucy. Where is it? Okay, so I couldn't breathe and I couldn't speak. I mouthed for Jesus to help me and eventually could speak weakly. The moment I broke free in my dream, I woke up on the couch. Awake. Lying on the couch, I was again attacked by the same paralysis. Without being able to breathe in the same way, I struggled to cry out for Jesus. But then I was finally able to. In the mighty name of Jesus. So I could feel the spirit next to the couch as though she were looming over my head. Strangely, it seemed feminine. And I could. I could. Okay, I could feel its wrath. I almost said I could smell. I don't know why.

[David Lee Corbo]

But he did. He did call out for Jesus, right?

[Top Lobster]

He did call out for Jesus. In the mighty name of Jesus.

[David Lee Corbo]

I need to get a pet ostrich. How much you think they call?

[Top Lobster]

You know, you could ride them.

[David Lee Corbo]

You could ride them.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah. People ride ostriches all the time. It's like, not like a rodeo, but like they have man on ostrich races.

[David Lee Corbo]

Can you control it? Or is it just one of the things where like, stay on spirit. Just a free

[Top Lobster]

spirit can't be controlled.

[David Lee Corbo]

Let's finish this story because I got a piss out.

[Top Lobster]

I'm sweating in this. Okay. So struggled to cry out for G. I could feel its rat wrath. I know that's subjective, but that is what I felt.

[David Lee Corbo]

Wrath.

[Top Lobster]

As soon as I started crying out for Jesus, the spirit left. I got up and immediately began praying ever more against the spirit. I do not think it was Lilith. I think it was a spirit wanting to be thought of as such. I think many such cases. There's a lot of things that want you to believe that they are some greater, you know, ooga booga than what they actually are.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah. They look up to Lilith, love.

[Top Lobster]

They do. They want to be.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's the thing. Since these things are like localities.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. They can't be everywhere. They can't be every.

[David Lee Corbo]

But they can be copied.

[Top Lobster]

That's like my. My wife, she said something recently where she's just like, these buttons suck. I think something's been following us. And I go, no, nothing's following us. We just attract a thing. Like if something sees us and wants access, but they're not omnipresent.

[David Lee Corbo]

He's got that face.

[Top Lobster]

I suppose it's supposed to got one of them faces pieces, you know, so, but, but that's what it is. It's like you. Everywhere you go there's a thing there, but it's not the same thing that was in the previous state or some stuff like that, you know, and it doesn't care to differentiate. You might just feel like, oh, it's the same. Like it's not the same. I don't think it's the same. I think it's just weak ass spirits trying constantly. And you know, I, I think maybe if you make fun of witches and you make memes about beating the. Out of. Chris Bledso is the lady. Did you see that when I posted?

[David Lee Corbo]

Probably. There's probably a thing on you in the spiritual realm which may or may not exist that glows a little bit because you've, you've already interacted.

[Top Lobster]

Because I'm.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, you've interacted with it. You've cast it off. This is a banger.

[Top Lobster]

It is a banger. Yo, he got our fifth camera back. Oh wait, that's right. Never mind.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, no, that's an. That's an ostrich, David.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, it's our fifth camera.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's a large bird, Nancy. Ostrich.

[Top Lobster]

K.

[David Lee Corbo]

We do need an ostrich. I need big bird. Honestly, I might get into. Well, she's a big bird. This ostrich is dressed like that lady at the church though. That one to be dancing.

[Top Lobster]

This looks just like the lady that had that baby. The baby punched me in the face.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right, all right.

[Top Lobster]

So we're almost done with this. I think I started crying for Jesus. I don't think it was Lilith. I think it wanted to be thought of as such. But I learned a valuable lesson about demons that I didn't understand. The demon must have known that I would pray again.

[David Lee Corbo]

What's the name of this guy? Paul. Paul. Paul.

[Top Lobster]

Almost called him Charles and then Carl.

[David Lee Corbo]

He didn't say his name. All right. The worst in us, man. Who?

[Top Lobster]

This guy Paul. Paul?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, Paul. Paul. C. Yo.

[Top Lobster]

The demon must have known I would pray against it. Must have known it would not have victory over me. Why would attack me after I had already prayed against it and obviously disrupted its work in the spirit? Spirit. It was rage. Pure unbridled, uncontrolled emotions. Yeah, I've seen some like that. The spirit lacked self control. If it had, it would have been better off ignoring me rather than provoking me. That my prayers were effective in thwarting its work. Many such cases, in all the crafty deception of demons, they are subjected and swayed by the same things they use to tempt humanity.

[David Lee Corbo]

Good point.

[Top Lobster]

This was an incredible thing God revealed to me that day. This.

[David Lee Corbo]

These are some good stories.

[Top Lobster]

There's some good stories. Paul.

[David Lee Corbo]

Paul. See Paul.

[Top Lobster]

See Palsy several. Palsy several. I got several poles.

[David Lee Corbo]

I got several. Paul, these stories.

[Top Lobster]

I like this pretty good, man.

[David Lee Corbo]

We'll come back to this. Yeah, we got. What do we have today?

[Top Lobster]

What time is it? Damn, it's been two hours.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's been two hours. What do we have though this week? Telling the people anything?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, we can tell them what we got real quick.

[David Lee Corbo]

I thought you pulled your gun. I'm like, man, I'll let you know what I got.

[Top Lobster]

Hold on a second. So.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, we have something tomorrow. We got an early show tomorrow. Something else tomorrow, but on Thursday. Maybe on Thursday we'll run it back.

[Top Lobster]

We got two things tomorrow, okay? We. We got Brandon McGuire at 9am tomorrow and then we got Seth Kick lighter at 1:30. And then on Thursday we might have a thing and Friday we got to reschedule those things because I gotta go get my cat's chopped up.

[David Lee Corbo]

Perfect. Guys, we will see you later. And until then, don't forget to watch this video. They bred with daughters of men and

[Top Lobster]

they will do it again.

[David Lee Corbo]

The end is written in the book. In the pages they forget.

[Top Lobster]

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[David Lee Corbo]

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[Top Lobster]

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[David Lee Corbo]

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