
They never went away… they’re still here. In this episode of NDS Chronicles, the Nephilim Death Squad reads and analyzes real supernatural listener testimonies — encounters involving demons, shadow entities, sleep-state experiences, UFO sightings,...
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Matt
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David Lee Corbo
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Top Lobster
Top Lobster Productions. In the shadows of the ancient one they never went away away they're still here today.
David Lee Corbo
When the last trumpet sounds and the heavens crack. Despawn death squad. Welcome back. Stop talking. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NBS Chronicles, the show where we read your supernatural testimony. If you've got a crazy story and you want to send it to us, do it at chronicles. Nephilim Death Squad.com also chronicles. NBS Gmail, I think still works, too.
Top Lobster
You can introduce me or. No.
David Lee Corbo
David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven. That is the dejected Top Lobster who was running audio. Oh.
Matt
Oh, no. I told you.
David Lee Corbo
What's the matter? Got. Turn your mic up, Raven. Why don't you just turn my mic up? Maybe that'll work.
Top Lobster
Hold on a second. Maybe we're not even connected.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, that could just be it. Oh, we're not. This has been it the whole time. How about I told you.
Matt
You called me a spot.
Top Lobster
So how do I sound? Oh, I sound professional because I'm talking into the.
David Lee Corbo
That's what's going. Oh, because you're closer to the MacBook. Okay, we're going to trim this off, right? We'll trim this junk off. Guys, welcome to another episode of Vegas right now. Who cares? Let's just keep going. And I'm going to choke that.
Top Lobster
So you.
David Lee Corbo
We restarted all the Expensive equipment, like, seven times to try to figure out what the issue was.
Matt
That's not what it was. The entire time, there was static. There was, like, weird stuff.
David Lee Corbo
It was the demons, the daemons. The daemons. Those are the things that are in the technology.
Matt
You guys might be over the target on something that people don't want. You.
David Lee Corbo
We're not going to talk about it. We're done talking about it. This is not what this episode's about, so stop it.
Top Lobster
Who owns Roadcaster?
David Lee Corbo
A Jew?
Top Lobster
Are they Honesty?
David Lee Corbo
Either that or Timothy Albarino. So, guys, you know the Deal Chronicles. We are in it to win it. And in a minute, go what? I don't know. We're gonna read some stories to you guys. Are you excited? Topper, you. We haven't done this in a long time.
Top Lobster
I don't know how to read.
Matt
I'm not going to talk about why, but we haven't.
Top Lobster
Well, your heart's been too heavy.
Matt
No, that's not the case.
David Lee Corbo
G by Jonathan says trim off the foreskin.
Top Lobster
We've been very busy. We've been very busy lately.
David Lee Corbo
We have. We've been doing a lot of shows.
Top Lobster
A lot of shows.
David Lee Corbo
Which has been nice.
Top Lobster
A lot of speculating. Not really.
David Lee Corbo
Well, the Epstein thing has been fascinating. And we've been kind of bonking that apple. Yeah. Yeah. And it's. It is just a little gassy. It is apparent to me that this. This drop is so unlikely that. That Epstein would be the mastermind or associated with every single.
Top Lobster
What do you think about it, Matt? Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
We haven't even talked to you.
Matt
I just think it's, like, the dumbest thing, bro. It's like, so what? So when did the Epstein files first become a thing? Five years ago.
David Lee Corbo
Wait, so they're kids.
Matt
Okay, I'm not doing this. Like, as soon as I say it. And you guys are. Yeah, man. You just don't get it. I don't even get to say my point anymore.
Top Lobster
Before you say I don'.
David Lee Corbo
Go ahead. Fine. I'll make fun of you later.
Matt
My point was just that, like, so this was like, when did he get hung? Five years ago. Like, what was in the news?
Top Lobster
Yeah.
Matt
Five years ago. Like, what was everybody willing to accept? Five years ago? How long did we just, like, let go on? Was it going to involve the Republicans? Was it going to involve the Democrats? Was it involved all this? Now it's aliens now there's, like, stuff about aliens in it. Five years ago, nobody was going to talk about aliens.
David Lee Corbo
No, they did. So they just waited five years Ago is about the time frame. Six years ago is about the time frame where Hillary Clinton starts coming up in this whole Epstein conversation. And then all of a sudden, her and John Podesta, who's also associated with the whole thing, come out and start coining the term uap. That conversation started.
Matt
Fair enough. I'm saying we're way further down the road now. There's this thing, I don't know, we saw a guy before he did actually a coverage of it, this video called docu, documentary called Disclosure.
David Lee Corbo
Age of Disclosure.
Matt
Yeah, so now there's like that. There's. That's coming out, I guess there's this guy called Spielberg. He's got an aliens movie coming out. It's like high and hot. And then boom, the Epstein files have aliens in it. Now it's like, well, who's who? So you're telling me, like, there's a government that created this whole file about this guy called Epstein, and that same government is the ones, like, releasing it to the masses now? I'm just saying, like, all that just sounds crazy. Like, whatever.
Top Lobster
What you don't understand is that there's good guys and there's bad guys, okay?
David Lee Corbo
And they were white. They were black.
Matt
Look for another Q drop.
Top Lobster
And you've got to pick a side, okay? And the sides of which pedophile do you want to be on the side?
Matt
So. Yeah, yeah, so pick a pedophile. It's just like, this is like all the stories that you guys bring me these stories, and then we talk about this side of the story or that side of the story. I'm always saying, like, well, who's. Who's feeding us the story?
David Lee Corbo
Jews.
Matt
There you go.
David Lee Corbo
That's what the J stands for in doj.
Matt
That's a great one too, though.
David Lee Corbo
The department of Jews.
Matt
Two years ago, nobody came in the coffee shop talking about Jews.
Top Lobster
Yeah, because you're in Florida all of a sudden. Because it's illegal.
David Lee Corbo
If he was on the east coast.
Matt
Of Florida in Boca two years ago, boom, it skyrockets. Everybody's talking about it. Don't care which side, don't care which side. Who's feeding the narrative that all of a sudden that's this big thing that everybody's talking about. That's my only option.
David Lee Corbo
That's a long winded version of the observation I just made.
Matt
Fair enough.
Top Lobster
All right, all right. So what are we thinking, though, Epstein? Is this legit? Do you like what's happening, or are you.
David Lee Corbo
Are you a fan of it?
Matt
I have no clue what's Happening unless you guys send it to me.
Top Lobster
Nobo comes in the shop talking about it.
David Lee Corbo
No, it hasn't gotten to that degree yet. It hasn't got that degree.
Top Lobster
I think that's. You're our canary in the coffee shop. Canary in the coffee?
Matt
No, I. Dude, I think a coffee shop is a very good way to gauge society. Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, I've been saying that it's not going to really hit the mainstream yet. The way I look at it is, yeah, the DOJ releases these files. You make of it what you will. I don't know. I made a tweet about it. I said, I don't think this is real. I'm not saying that 100% of it is fake. I'm saying certainly there's some percentage of this that is not real, fabricated by AI, planted there on purpose. Maybe there's some truth mixed up in it. But I do think that the point is for people like us to pick up this narrative, pick it apart eventually. Thank you for removing the chat. Thank you so much.
Matt
No, I just said, like, I sound like AI. I was just checking if I don't look at that. I was saying, like, it sounded like I was in a big room.
David Lee Corbo
No, it doesn't sound like you're in a big room.
Matt
Sorry to cut you off.
David Lee Corbo
It's a very little room. And guys like us, shows like ours are meant to pick this apart until basically the cream rises to the top. The most compelling elements of this DOJ drop are going to be refined by us. We're basically unpaid feds, I guess. Right? I mean, that's, that's, that's how I'm looking at it. And then the narrative will kind of reveal itself through our scrutiny and other shows like ours, and bigger ones, smaller ones, all that. And then eventually that version of events will get passed on to the general public. Then you'll start to hear it in the shop. My. My question is, what then? Conspiracy theorists get a sense of vindication. We're meant to feel vindicated. I don't trust that.
Matt
Can I ask something real quick?
David Lee Corbo
Go ahead.
Matt
So is it possible then that it took five years to just kind of see what the podcasters did with all the information, which way society was going to shake out, how they felt about this and that, and just like a five year massage of the details before they're like, okay, now it's time to put it out?
David Lee Corbo
No, the way I've been looking at it is I was saying we used to do a show called Dangerous Retards, and I I would say on that show, like, you're gonna see this QAnon come to pass. I. I don't know when it's gonna come to pass, but it'll happen when the. The next scene is prepared. It's a plot device. It's a big major plot device. The Epstein files and the QAnon shit. And that'll come to a head when they're ready for whatever the next scene is. So last time they shut the world down. And we've been saying this on this last time they shut the world down. This time. I imagine it's going to be something of a worldwide event. It's interesting. China's coming out. They've now said that child molestation is punishable by death.
Top Lobster
They're also making it illegal to invest in any companies in Israel.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, so. So this is, this thing is, is the linchpin. Well, very much. Epstein is in all the things. The maximum Jew hatred. What the was that? The maximum Jew noticing comes from this.
Matt
The.
David Lee Corbo
The complete failure of any sort of. What would you call it? Trust in institutions, government institutions, media institutions, like all that. This is the last thing. This is the straw that breaks the camel's back. I'm just looking at it like, what comes next?
Matt
Well, maybe like if the economy collapsed tomorrow, like full on worldwide economic collapse. There's nobody in the economic world that like studies that. That would be in shock. Like, like all of those people are already saying that. You alluded to something on one of your shows about alien disclosure was gonna shut down the bank of England. Yeah, we were like that.
David Lee Corbo
That's what I forget what her name is. McCall McCraft McCrap. Who's some, some lady from, from England was saying. Yeah, she's a politician. She's saying that the banks need to prepare for the inevitable collapse of the economy when disclosure happens. So.
Matt
Yeah, but that's like the collapse of society, you know what I'm saying? Like if, like, if economies collapse, that's how like you lose wars. You know what I'm saying? You'd be winning at war. Your economy collapses. Boom. Now you're losing war. Like the economy kind of is the lifeblood, I think. So worldwide collapse could. Could happen.
David Lee Corbo
That's the, that's the word. The worldwide collapse. I think it's. It's a full collapse of like the world economy and a consolidation under one. This is, you know what Alex Jones is screaming about for all those people.
Matt
Should have a food forest, bro.
Top Lobster
It is interesting. I was telling you, I was telling you a while ago, that bitcoin was crashing, and you're like, what do you mean it's crashing? And I was like, I saw this trend. You remember that? It was a couple weeks ago. This is before the Epstein thing. And I was like, I see a trend that's not usual in what it's doing, and now it's gotten, like, it's been cut in half.
Matt
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
This is the same time. You guys.
Matt
Silver, too, though. Like. Like, in one day, gold lost. Maybe it's gold and silver combined. But there was $15 trillion gone, dude. And it didn't go. It wasn't like the stock market went up. Like, there was that huge of a loss of dollars, but it didn't go into anything else.
David Lee Corbo
Matt, were we having a conversation recently where you said you don't think all the gold is out of Fort Knox? Was that you? No. Okay.
Matt
We were having.
David Lee Corbo
We were talking to somebody, or I heard somebody say, like, I doubt all the gold is actually gone. I don't think there's. As much as. As people think there is within the files. There's also this mention of, like, all the. The gold from Fort Knox is gone.
Matt
There is.
David Lee Corbo
It's a bizarre. Whatever the Epstein files are, it is a plot device for a really compelling narrative.
Matt
But how is this dude. Like, it's just addressing everything. Yeah, addressing everything.
David Lee Corbo
Israel did 911.
Top Lobster
Everything. Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Like, it's all.
Top Lobster
It's.
Matt
How is all that in a story of a guy who, like, had an island and they're humping little kids?
David Lee Corbo
It's not like everything.
Matt
That's what I'm saying.
David Lee Corbo
So the question is, why Earth would you want people, psychopaths like me, to feel vindicated?
Matt
Well, they just want to control the narrative. And enough psychopaths like you have gotten out there to where people are like, damn, this psychopath might be right.
David Lee Corbo
So. So that means that psychopaths like us are going to be instrumental in what, guiding the public's opinion as we go forward into this next thing.
Matt
I don't think you're a psychopath, too. I was just.
David Lee Corbo
No, no, but you know what I'm saying? Like, conspiracy theorist, whatever, right? Because there's a. There's the. The. The unwashed masses, the moronic lemmings who go in whatever direction the government says.
Matt
I think it's always just a matter of changing and framing reality. Right. When we talk about narrative, like, when we say faith is a substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things unseen, like, faith is your view of reality based on the word of God, like Like, that's where. That's what reality is to you. The word of God that encapsulates reality. Right? What this one world order, whatever you want to call it, is trying to do is shape reality. Like, if they can say things like a child was born with a wiener, but they're actually a girl dude, they can just. You can just erase reality at a certain point. You just, like, nothing's like, real. And so what they're. It just seems like what they're trying to do is shape reality. And somehow some guy who was humping little kids on an island with Clinton and whoever else somehow, like this file, this top secret file that the. That our government created and now the same government's releasing is like, has all of these things in it, just shaping people's view of reality.
David Lee Corbo
There's. There's a homie that was on the show. Remember Human Vibration? Yeah, she's a little bit crazy. We did the JonBenet Ramsey thing. I think she was really over the target. She's been saying that Epstein's not even real and that this is a fabricated bag. I didn't. Never existed at all. I tend to disagree with that. Mostly because of the Rupert Sheldrake thing where it's like, we. We were gonna have a guy on. He declined coming on, but we had a correspondence with him. And this guy is communicating with him. Avi Loeb, He's a little bit of a weird character, but even he's got to, like, answer for his communications. Like, seems like a real dude. I don't think Epstein was a. Was a complete fabric.
Matt
He's a real human dude. Argument with him in the street in New York one time.
David Lee Corbo
I'm pretty sure that happened. Yeah, they do. Is that the one that pulled around and snatched those two Jewish kids?
Top Lobster
He took a handful of change from my car.
David Lee Corbo
But, I mean, I think the guy's real, but I think he's become this larger than life scapegoat and. But it's not a scapegoat. It's not just like you're blaming him for every conspiracy under the sun. You're using him to show us that every conspiracy under the sun was real.
Matt
That's right.
David Lee Corbo
Really weird dude.
Matt
The platform.
Top Lobster
What's also weird is like.
Matt
And why did they make everybody beg for the Epstein files? That was another weird thing. They were gonna come out and then they didn't. And then you got to beg for.
Top Lobster
Them in the New Zootopia too. No, no, no. It's a children's movie, but they're kind of like they frame the good guy and the. The truth teller. It's a beaver. That is a conspiracy theorist beaver. Yeah. But also has a podcast.
David Lee Corbo
That's fascinating.
Matt
Is this true? Yeah, yeah, it's a real movie.
David Lee Corbo
What a slap in the dick. I mean, that's just so insulting when you.
Top Lobster
It's what it is. But she's the one that has to, like, go ahead and help them uncover the truth as they try to. I forget exactly what they're doing. But yeah, no, it's like, that's the frame of the narrative. So it's like now the podcasters have been given.
Matt
That's like your voice.
Top Lobster
Yeah, yeah, we've been given the Epstein files, but it's not. It's not you and me. There's going to be a hand selected.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, there's. Yeah, there's better ones than us.
Top Lobster
Yeah. Well, I mean, well, you know, now you have Candace Owens, who's talking about Nimrod and the nephilim giants.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, well, you know what it is? I think the line is like, if you get the Epstein files and you go, look, look, look. Vindicated, vindicated, vindicated. What we're doing is we're getting the Epstein vials and we're resisting that feeling of vindication and going, wait, there's something. I'm like, that's. Personally, I'm going, there's something I'm missing. They. They're leading me. They're. They're corralling me into a pen. And that pen is the pen of vindication, where I stand in there and I celebrate. Been telling you this for all this time. Should have listened to me. And instead I'm like, no, something's wrong.
Matt
So it's multi level then. That's for you, for like a guy on that level. But for the masses, it's vindicated.
David Lee Corbo
Conspiracy theorists.
Matt
Well, for the masses, it's just the shaping of reality, man. It's. It's just. It's just shaping for them.
David Lee Corbo
Okay.
Matt
You never, like, this would have sounded crazy five years ago, but just so you know, this is reality.
David Lee Corbo
I have heard a couple people.
Top Lobster
Here's a movie that. That shows you. Look at the Beaver. The Beaver's a good guy. They're also a podcaster. Kind of quirky. Look at them in their room doing a blog.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
I swear, it's like she was. She was doing what was the equivalent of the Epstein files, because, like, they're like, oh, look at her. Ten years ago, she's talking about this sort of thing, and it Was like. I don't know, some conspiracy actually.
David Lee Corbo
What was it?
Top Lobster
Very interesting conspiracy about the cats in.
David Lee Corbo
Zootopia having sex with the kittens.
Top Lobster
No, they're like. Well, they're freezing out other. They're freezing out like parts of Zootopia.
David Lee Corbo
Okay.
Top Lobster
Saying, oh, the weather is changing. But really they're making it more habitable for themselves and they're expanding.
David Lee Corbo
That's interesting. So it's weather manipulation.
Top Lobster
Weather manipulation, yeah. It's crazy stuff. And this little beaver's been onto them for a while and. And then they go, oh, you know, she's been discarded for so long and she's a crazy person and. And then, oh, look, she's actually right. And now she's vindicated and celebrated. At the end I'm just like. I was like. She's just like me.
David Lee Corbo
Should we change Matt's name from Gator to Beaver?
Top Lobster
Beaver. I like Beaver.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, Beaver feels a little bit more.
Top Lobster
What's an animal with ears?
David Lee Corbo
Elfilants.
Top Lobster
Rabbit.
David Lee Corbo
Elephants are men that were transformed after the Tower of Babel.
Matt
Not doing this.
Top Lobster
All right.
David Lee Corbo
Why don't we get into some of these stories?
Top Lobster
Matt, you know how to read, right? He knows how to read.
Matt
Yeah, well, he never lets me read.
David Lee Corbo
No, I don't like you guys.
Matt
Let me read. Which is fair.
David Lee Corbo
I want to read one.
Top Lobster
Okay, you could read.
David Lee Corbo
I want to read this one because it's. It's. It's aimed at me. Oh. This one comes from Katie and. Hello Katie. And apparently she thinks she saw the same scary demon that I saw. That who saw that I saw.
Top Lobster
That he saw.
Matt
That you thought was a little black baby.
David Lee Corbo
Not that one.
Top Lobster
Jacob. And Esau.
Matt
He tells me nothing. Like I got to find out from Alberino, like all of his stories about it. I know nothing about it.
David Lee Corbo
Hey, sit down and hear all my stuff.
Matt
You never tell me anything though. We have one hour conversations on the phone on a somewhat regular basis. They've slowed down.
David Lee Corbo
It's mostly just about. About like how we're just super tenacious and we won't stop going after Timothy Albarino.
Top Lobster
And you gotta. You guys gotta stop.
David Lee Corbo
He's like, my spirit's so heavy.
Matt
And he won't stop texting me.
Top Lobster
He's texting all of us.
David Lee Corbo
It's funny too because he's. He's shaming you to a degree. He's like, oh, associating with these guys. This guy is going around and he's telling everybody not to associate with us. He's going to extreme ends to do this. It's kind of remarkable. Okay.
Top Lobster
It's kind of beautiful.
David Lee Corbo
It is beautiful. I've never experienced that where people are getting personal phone calls, being like, don't talk to this. These guys.
Top Lobster
Does this qualify as harassment?
David Lee Corbo
It doesn't qualify as harassment. It's like damage control, gatekeeping.
Top Lobster
I feel harassed.
Matt
Okay, can we just get into the story? You love it.
David Lee Corbo
Is it orangutan or orangutan?
Top Lobster
Orangutu.
Matt
I'm done with this because remember when they asked for.
David Lee Corbo
Remember the orange drink? What was the orange drink called? We were kids.
Top Lobster
Oh, Purple Drank.
David Lee Corbo
That's purple?
Top Lobster
Yeah.
Matt
Orange Crush.
David Lee Corbo
It was called Tang. Remember Tang?
Matt
It was Powder Tang. Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
And it was Tang because Orangutan, it was the mascot. Was it Orangutan?
Top Lobster
He lost the plot, guys.
Matt
I remember.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, there's the plot.
Top Lobster
Yeah. It was an orangutan. And he was an astronaut.
David Lee Corbo
He was an astronaut. So why would you call it.
Matt
Your mother's an astronaut.
David Lee Corbo
Why would you call it Orangutan?
Matt
White men can't jump. That was a classic.
David Lee Corbo
And then all of a sudden, now it's orangutan.
Matt
I don't know, man.
Top Lobster
They changed some.
Matt
They'd be changing some wild ass alien demons.
David Lee Corbo
I think I saw the same scary.
Top Lobster
Demon thing up there.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, you should sell Tank. Do they still sell Tang? Guys, if anybody wants a standard coffee shop, send us. Send us a case of Tang.
Top Lobster
It's probably poison, to be honest. It's goy slop for sure.
David Lee Corbo
Hi, guys. Hi, Nancy.
Top Lobster
Hi, Nancy.
David Lee Corbo
Hi, guys.
Top Lobster
Who are you talking to?
David Lee Corbo
This is what they said in the thing four years ago. Something happened to me that I can't debunk. It never happened again. Praise Jesus. Praise Jesus. I was living a life full of resentment. What are you doing over there?
Top Lobster
I'm thinking.
David Lee Corbo
Okay. I thought you. I thought you were. For some reason in my peripheral, I thought you're doing this. What's going on?
Top Lobster
There's a hair on my microphone.
David Lee Corbo
That's gross, man.
Top Lobster
Okay.
David Lee Corbo
I was living a life full of resentment towards life and my existence. My son's dad and I broke up. He got clean. But years of him overdosing made me lose attraction to him. Yeah, it's not good to. It's hard to be attractive people when they over.
Top Lobster
They overdose more than than once. Like that's.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, overdose doesn't mean death. It just means like you got close, you got blapped up, probably hospitalized. That kind of a deal. Get a little Narcan in your booty.
Top Lobster
It's rough, man.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. I was going through the motions during the day, trying to reach my son. Feeling like a failure, I started to think I was bad for him. When I was pregnant with him, I remember a thought came into my head. It said, if you love him in the womb, he will die.
Matt
Yeah, okay, there we go.
David Lee Corbo
Don't click things anymore. If you love him in the womb, he will die. What does that mean? That's interesting. I love him oodles even when he was in my womb. But I was careful not to express too much emotion while he was in my womb, just in case. Okay, so we read that the right way. If you love him in the womb, he will die. And so she started to curb the expression of that love. After me and his dad split, I had full custody. But let. Seriously, I guess we could say James. She said, james, James, get him about a third of the time. He was a good dad now. And I don't want to say. I think that's probably the kid's name. I'm not gonna say the kid's name. And the kid loved him. When he was at his dad's, I would take Xanax I was prescribed. This is dark. I would overtake it sometimes I could sleep through my misery. Oh, so. So that she could sleep through her misery. One night I was woken up by something in my bed. I was half awake and grabbed someone's leg. It was a very skinny leg.
Matt
No.
David Lee Corbo
Are you in there?
Top Lobster
I got nice legs.
David Lee Corbo
That's funny, dude.
Matt
Chat the Zannies, though. That's a crazy thing. Is that like. Yeah, I took. And you could sleep so long. Like, the craziest thing about Xanax is kind of was that they could say, hey, we're gonna have to chop your leg off. And you'd be like, yeah, do what you gotta do.
David Lee Corbo
It's cool.
Matt
But like, that they would make you sleep. Think about the connection between sleep and just like so called anxiety or like mind racing. Because like the zanny's just completely shut your brain down, not your body, right? Like you think like, oh, I'm gonna sleep so good because I'm so tired physically, I'm gonna sleep so hard. It's like that, like your brain going. When you shut that off, then you can just sleep, Dude. Dude, like, yeah, way more than you ever could.
David Lee Corbo
I. I never. Those are opioids, right?
Matt
I don't think they're classified as opioids. They were. They're some benzo something. Maybe they're. I don't know. But they were definitely different than Like Vicodins and oxycontins and Norcos and.
David Lee Corbo
What's the one with the P. Percocets. So, so different from that. There's been times where, like, I've been prescribed them. Whatever is going on with, like, my genetic makeup is like, I. I could never do them like I did. You know, I did plenty of drugs when I was a kid. I used to do, like, ecstasy and all that crap, but, like, any kind of opioid just never sat well with me. I would get super nauseous, and I. I never wanted anything to do with it. I'm just glad that I never went down that path.
Matt
That's how it started for me. And then I was kind of like, I ain't going out like that. I'm not gonna let these pills make me nauseous.
Top Lobster
I remember getting sick, and I was.
Matt
Like, yeah, yeah, no, no, I know. I can handle. I had to, like, work my way up.
David Lee Corbo
That's great. And then I.
Matt
When I realized you could do them at work, that was the end. Because you could do them.
David Lee Corbo
You could do anything.
Matt
Well, you could do them and chill and just, like, relax. But if you did them, like, in the morning with coffee and energy drinks and stuff, you'd get hype. Just.
David Lee Corbo
You can't do ecstasy at work. I've done ecstasy at work. That was a bit of time. I. They actually sent me home. They're like, something's wrong with you. You got to go. I said, thanks.
Matt
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
And I went home. All right. So I was half asleep or half awake, and I grabbed somebody's leg. I guess I was right when I said half asleep. It was a very skinny leg. It was a top lobster leg. I was half asleep, and I allowed myself to think, Amanda, that's weird. The name of an old friend I had sleepovers with who was very skinny. Okay. We'd share a bed when we slept over each other's house, head to toe. Then I fully wake up, and I thought, no, that can't be Amanda. What is? Then the scariest looking thing immediately got on top of me. Damn. So she. She woke up, and she was like, oh, no, that's not Amanda. And then this thing got on top of her. So she's half asleep, she's grabbing this leg. She's like, skinny. Amanda.
Matt
Maybe just remembering you're kind of half asleep. Yeah, Amanda. We're a little kid.
David Lee Corbo
And then she's like, wait a second. That ain't Amanda.
Top Lobster
Not Amanda.
David Lee Corbo
And it's like, bro, Unbelievably tiny biceps it's insane.
Top Lobster
Okay, so, yeah, she was flexing on us. Like, literally.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Matt
So embarrassing and weird.
David Lee Corbo
She was trying to squeeze this, and she would get. It would get like. And then she'd be like, I hurt my arm. Like, what are you, made of pasta? Okay, so is al dente.
Matt
I don't love this thing, man.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, what happened? So the scariest looking thing immediately got on top of me. It was so fast and muscular. Definitely not mason. It wrapped its long fingers around my neck.
Top Lobster
Oh.
David Lee Corbo
And I couldn't speak or scream. Barely could breathe. I remember being grateful my room was dark because I may die of fright if I saw this thing completely. So she's got her faculties about her. Even to the extent where she's, like, happy, it's dark. That's.
Top Lobster
Was this in the spiritual realm? Well, where was this physical?
David Lee Corbo
I mean, it's.
Top Lobster
What happened.
David Lee Corbo
Consciousness localized to the mind.
Top Lobster
What was the job title? But it's a spirit.
David Lee Corbo
Defines job.
Top Lobster
Fine. Title, occupation. We got to stop. It's just too much. You realize. You know what's crazy? In this very room, I looked and I said, I was sitting where you were sitting. And I go, you think we could make him our David Wilcock? And I go, he's too sensible of a man for that. Never mind.
David Lee Corbo
And then he just marches straight. And then the arms of the angels. The art of personality. Said, apparently everybody steals Xanaxes. I don't think that's true. You're Xanax, thief. Mm.
Matt
I may or may not have rifled through a couple medicine cabinets.
David Lee Corbo
Damn. Imagine that, inviting him over your house. And all a sudden, he's going through.
Matt
Your like, I can hear you.
Top Lobster
That's why we haven't invited them over yet. That's exactly why we're making sure.
Matt
I knew there was a reason. I knew it.
Top Lobster
How's that? Chainsaw cabinets full of bro.
Matt
I crushed with it today.
David Lee Corbo
You did?
Top Lobster
Yeah.
Matt
Crushed with it.
David Lee Corbo
Did you put the oil in it? You got to put the oil in it? Yeah.
Matt
Yeah. That was step one, dude. You got the little thing. It doesn't. It doesn't have, like, a reservoir that you pour it into. You actually got to put it on the chain itself. So it's different deal. But it's perfect for Mexican sunflower, dude. Perfect.
Top Lobster
Well, shout out to the listener who bought that for you. Thank you, guys.
David Lee Corbo
I think somebody said, I feel like we've heard this exact story on Chronicles. No, I know we haven't. This is a new email. But, you know, they're all so similar. Demons operate In a similar way. Oh, you know, it's just.
Matt
This one's good. I never. I never heard this one not. The other ones were bad. I'm just saying, like, this one's good. I'm like, yo, what happened next?
David Lee Corbo
So it wrapped its long fingers around my neck.
Top Lobster
I'm a little concerned because I don't know the layout of her house.
David Lee Corbo
That's true. If we can get some donations on your donate.
Matt
We already got it. Whereas this is very visual right now. And the thing, like, has long.
David Lee Corbo
You know what's cool, Holly? Is my fingers.
Top Lobster
Like, they're kind of long, but, like.
David Lee Corbo
Holly's part of the. The Patreon now, and she goes by hgtv. Holly. That's very funny. Okay. So it was so fast and muscular. Okay. It's wrapping its long fingers around my neck, and I couldn't speak or scream. Barely could breathe. I remember being grateful. It was dark, so I couldn't see this thing. It was lean, muscular, lean. Black and gray coloring. That's interesting. Piercing eyes staring at me. Okay. The teeth were giant and sharp like a male lion.
Matt
Okay. I kind of had that visual even before this whole thing popped off. Like venom. A little bit. Like the. Like the character venom.
David Lee Corbo
This is interesting. Some teeth were long, like needles.
Matt
Venom.
David Lee Corbo
The inside of its mouth was more similar to a shark than a lion, I guess, like, the. The rows of teeth maybe, is what. What she's saying. Do sharks have rows of teeth?
Top Lobster
I think they do.
Matt
I think they do.
David Lee Corbo
Don't feed into him. All right. The inside of its mouth is more similar to a shark. It was. I was powerless. Had zero exit strategy.
Top Lobster
What color were his eyes? Did it say?
David Lee Corbo
It just said piercing, which is not a color.
Matt
You sound like me now. You need more details of the story.
David Lee Corbo
Give me more details so I can make myself.
Matt
They were piercing, though. I was thinking the same thing. I'm like, what color were they piercing?
David Lee Corbo
The thing was taking deep breaths. It came closer to my head and heart whenever it was about to deeply inhale.
Top Lobster
Ooh.
Matt
So it's like, wait, so it's on top of her?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Matt
But, like, when it's about to inhale, it gets closer.
David Lee Corbo
It gets closer to her.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
That's scary.
Matt
That's why that's scary.
David Lee Corbo
I don't like that. That's gonna make Matt's spirit heavy.
Matt
I think I've seen one of these before, to be totally honest. Not.
David Lee Corbo
Not like you don't even tell me anything. Oh, he.
Top Lobster
He be having stories for sure.
David Lee Corbo
I know, but he doesn't tell us. And then he's like. He looks at me, he's like, I don't know anything about you.
Matt
I do say that. No, it's just not relevant. It's just like. Oh man. It doesn't get it.
David Lee Corbo
We do a show called Chronicles.
Top Lobster
Yeah, dude, have you seen something like hyper relevant?
Matt
Yeah, not. Not in a. Not in like real life. Not like awake.
Top Lobster
No sleeping. Well, what.
Matt
I don't want to go any further. Like I just want to hear the rest of the story. But like I said, when she started to describe it, I was like, yeah, it's got the fangs, the breathing, the heavy breathing. I don't know if she's gonna allude to this or not, but maybe even a little bit of like, you know, coming out of the mouth like a drooling. Okay, carry on.
David Lee Corbo
I see.
Top Lobster
I see what you're saying. Yeah, go ahead, Dave.
David Lee Corbo
How God, his name came in my head immediately. Sentence structures a little bit. Oh, okay. How God's name came into my head immediately. I will never understand. I didn't ask God for anything much in the past. I was mad.
Top Lobster
Something like this.
David Lee Corbo
No, that's like a shark headed. Are you asking?
Top Lobster
You just did.
Matt
Yeah, perfect. Yeah, but no, that's not.
David Lee Corbo
I don't like how good chat GPT is make at making demons. It's like, yeah, I got you.
Top Lobster
He's like, yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Is it this one?
Matt
But that's a perfect based on the description she gave. Is it? Did you just type that description into AI?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, that's what I was. I think the mouth is more like less anatomically shark like and more just like the details probably about the rows of teeth.
Top Lobster
I agree. A smaller mouth, but the long army.
Matt
Size is a normal person's head and face.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, that's it. That's a skinny.
Matt
It's not that tall. It's more like.
David Lee Corbo
You remember street sharks.
Top Lobster
Street sharks is a good show.
David Lee Corbo
Hell yeah, dude. Even better action figure. Good God. Those are the coolest action figures ever.
Top Lobster
They smelled the smell of them. Remember the smell of the plastic of it.
David Lee Corbo
I didn't ask God for much of anything in the past. I was mad at God. I like Jesus, but mad that I couldn't believe he died and came back to life.
Matt
Okay, so the last thing about the description was just that it was on top of her and got closer inhaling and further away exhaling. Now she's going on to her relationship with God.
Top Lobster
Yes. How do you like Jesus?
David Lee Corbo
But. But you're mad that you're mad at God. I couldn't believe he died and came back to life.
Matt
Is that what she said?
David Lee Corbo
That's what she said. I think she's having some, you know, some.
Matt
Yeah. Yeah.
Top Lobster
Well, let's keep going.
Matt
You know, if you're not a Bible reader, you don't necessarily equate Jesus with God.
David Lee Corbo
No, no, no. I just. It's mad that I couldn't believe he died and came back to life is a little bit of a confusing. I don't understand how to take that. All right, so back to God appearing in my head. I felt this push to say God out loud in front of this thing. My entire being said, obey. So I began trying to speak. I struggled under the weight of this thing. It felt a small airway open. Okay. Took a few times. Like a kid learning new words. I mustered out go, then go, go, then God, then God again. And then God help. Started to cough because the pressure was still under my throat. I remember how much I love Jesus and how I did not know for sure if he was the son of God. I always wanted it to be true. This situation may have no choice but to try. Jesus, question mark. Jesus, again with the question mark. Help, Jesus. Help God. Help Jesus. The monster demon looked up at something, slowly lowered his teeth and looked confused and kind of surprised. He was on me, straddled, and he immediately. Almost like a ballerina. The was that. That was scary. Why you do a scary noise? Almost like this guy's surfing Twitter.
Matt
He's not even paying attention to the show. Just reading the chat, going on the Internet.
David Lee Corbo
Almost like a ballerina lifted its leg off me and turned towards the corner of my room. He jumped in what looked like a small black portal. Oh, this thing is. Is thinging now. Maybe. Maybe you do. Maybe you do look like that. I got you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna eat your legs.
Top Lobster
I'm gonna eat your legs.
Matt
Get over here, girl.
David Lee Corbo
Come here. Come here. Amanda, you see any? So jumped into what looked like a small black portal, then was gone. It dissipated slowly and missed leftover.
Matt
Disappeared in a portal?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, that's what she said, dude.
Matt
What the heck?
David Lee Corbo
That's what she said, dude. Take it up with her. A small black portal. Then it was gone. It dissipated slowly and left mist behind. Mist was gone faster than it appeared. I did a backwards flip off my bed, turned the lights on, and nothing was there. I felt weird for feeling no fear, even feeling cheeky towards the demon who was no longer there. I talk shit. I said, me. There's way worse than me. I do Xanax.
Matt
That's right.
David Lee Corbo
My fear completely vanished. The bravery and feeling I felt as soon as it left. Like someone caused those emotions in me. That's interesting. That something is causing. It's not. Just like people are like, yeah, you were scared of a demon. Like, no, no, something is doing that. Like it's, it's putting this, this fear in you. It's almost external and being put upon you. So the bravery and feeling I felt as soon as it left felt like somebody had caused those emotions in me. Okay, she's saying the bravery. My bad. Thought about going to sleep in the same bed. I know that's weird. I slept on the couch just in case. I understand this world is weird. I know for sure now. I must always love the true living God, Yahweh and his son Yeshua, Jesus Christ, Christ of Nazareth. After that, my negative resentment thought patterns were changing. I had a nagging to get off the antidepressant medications and the Xanax. That's good. That's awesome. Like that while listening. One time I almost got in a trance. I poured them out into the garbage. Withdrawal sucks. But I knew I couldn't go back. Yeah, I just started the Book of Daniel. Third time reading the Bible. I read it in chronological order because that's what suits me. My son is going to a regular school now and is talking and he's in the 90 percentile in math and reading. Nice. That's awesome. Hell yeah. I also have an eight and a half year old daughter who I love dearly. We are no longer in contact with him. He's 44. Okay, I guess she means the.
Matt
The husband.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. He's 44 and unemployed again. Says God working through him to punish women with wandering eyes. Geez. He cheated on me and cheated on two other girls he dated while I was still pregnant with our child. Her name is. I'm gonna not say her name, but she is the most lovely baby. That's awesome. I have forgiven myself and Todd. It's hard to forgive him sometimes. Thankfully, I love Jesus more than I hate anyone.
Matt
Amen, girl.
David Lee Corbo
That's a banger. Glory be to God. I am healthy. Got my body back. My kids deserve me at my most happy and most healthy. I've had two interviews this week for jobs. When you got David to describe that demon, I'm like, okay, this is my first time hearing of these guys. And we just probably never heard chronicles before. We tend to make fun of people that send stuff. Sorry, I have to find out what they were about. Saw you On Luke's show. I don't watch Luke's show much anymore. I watch your and other random stuff. I love that you guys love your wives and children. I love that too. I really am proud of you for your love for truth, the one true living God and his son, Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Thank you. Love you guys. God bless. May the Lord protect. Bless and protect you guys. Nancy and Matt included. That's nice. Somebody included you.
Top Lobster
I like that he put Nancy with Matt.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, Nancy and Matt. Yeah. Like, that's because they're the. They're. They're the helpers of the show.
Matt
Yeah, they are.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, they're like the helpers.
Top Lobster
They do some stuff sometimes they're on payroll.
David Lee Corbo
Love them too. Keep having fun.
Matt
They wish they were on payroll.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, when we paid you and you.
Top Lobster
And then you were like, this is not complained.
David Lee Corbo
It's crazy. I live in Indiana. Oh, my God. I live in Indiana and have had underground stuff dreams as a child and young adult. I said, they are just dreams. Don't be gay, okay? Those dreams are spooky. If you want me to submit those scary gay dreams of underneath Indiana, please hit me up. God bless.
Matt
You only want scary gay dreams if they're under Indiana Jones.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, wait, there it is. That was good, Matt. That was good. Yeah, dude said that. That's interesting. That's fast.
Top Lobster
You want to hear that?
David Lee Corbo
This is a great story.
Matt
Especially when she said that, like, she. Her love for God will make her be forgiving to others. That was powerful.
Top Lobster
That's huge.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. So when I saw you kind of like motion.
Matt
Oh, yeah. Immediately. Yeah. All I did was look up. And then his whole thing.
Top Lobster
That was because, Matt, every time. Every time this comes up. Forgive me.
Matt
Forgiveness. You're so touchy over that.
Top Lobster
He looks at me. I don't do forgiveness.
Matt
I. I just looked. It wasn't even like a hardcore look.
David Lee Corbo
And I even waited. I waited.
Matt
I didn't even do it immediate. I waited like 10 seconds.
David Lee Corbo
And I was like, you can't just say, I don't do forgiveness. That's crazy.
Matt
And he does, though. He thinks it's okay. And everybody's just trying to explain to him, no, it's not.
David Lee Corbo
But you're.
Top Lobster
I think I whipped your ass in the. In the straight Bible.
Matt
You did, man. You did great.
David Lee Corbo
You guys were whipping ass each other's asses.
Matt
Yeah. We read this story about mercy and he was just like, what are you watching now?
David Lee Corbo
I don't care what you're saying. Go on.
Matt
And he's like, yeah, no, no, it doesn't mean you got to be merciful. That's not what it's saying.
Top Lobster
It doesn't mean that.
Matt
Okay, so what else do you take away from that? That story? I mean, that's.
Top Lobster
I want to hear about you. You're hearing you're seeing a similar entity in your dreams. When?
David Lee Corbo
Why? How? Why?
Top Lobster
What happened?
Matt
No, I'm just saying I think I understand what she's describing. I think I've seen something like that before.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
Okay, so it's just a thing.
David Lee Corbo
Dude, we'll wait. I've had a lot of dreams these last two days, and they're, like, completely meaningless. But they're, like, all night.
Matt
No, no, no. They might. Then they're not meaningless, bro. You. Did you get up and write them down in a journal? It's not a diary, bro. Don't do that face. I didn't say a diary. I said a journal.
David Lee Corbo
My. My son got a journal. You know, because my wife was like, oh, maybe, you know, and.
Top Lobster
And I was.
David Lee Corbo
And I tried to make some argument because I'm like, journaling's gay. And she's just like, well, what?
Top Lobster
Scrapbooking is gay.
David Lee Corbo
Scrapbooking is gay. Journaling. You know what I think it is when you journal.
Top Lobster
Are you a journalist?
Matt
You learn a lot as you write?
David Lee Corbo
No, I don't think so. I think you give more power to meaningless thoughts and moments than those meaningless thoughts and moments deserve. Especially as a child, like, let's say you have, like, resentment or something stupid happened. When you write it down, it makes.
Matt
It exponentially larger, saying that I'm just a dream that you're trying to unpack and you don't understand. It helps a lot to write it down. You go, oh, you know who writes it down?
David Lee Corbo
Who? Witches?
Top Lobster
Witches? Witches write things down. Yeah.
Matt
You know who writes stuff down? People who wrote the Bible.
Top Lobster
You know who didn't write stuff?
Matt
Like, I would say, when pen hits the paper, Jesus Christ, God is paying attention.
David Lee Corbo
Didn't write a damn thing.
Top Lobster
He didn't write nothing.
Matt
You guys are nasty.
David Lee Corbo
He's like, you could write it for me, playboy.
Matt
One thing when you got one, Mr. Nasty. But then when number two, like, tunes in on it, then it's like, I. I did.
David Lee Corbo
So. So I had two days worth of dreams, and they were like, AI dreams.
Top Lobster
I haven't heard these dreams.
David Lee Corbo
No, no, there's nothing to them. Like. Like, there's. What do you mean?
Matt
They're AI dreams.
David Lee Corbo
A lot of it was just, like, stuff I was thinking about during the day, and Then, like, kind of played out. Oh, dog. This is.
Top Lobster
This came to me in a dream. All this mess.
David Lee Corbo
God was like, you gotta fix that wire.
Top Lobster
I know. There's a lot of stuff going on right now.
Matt
There's like a dream connection for me with all this, too. I walked in yesterday, was like a nightmare.
Top Lobster
You should remove that panel from there.
David Lee Corbo
Says journaling is gay. Make a captain's log. Hell yeah.
Matt
That's a good idea.
Top Lobster
Straight captain's log.
David Lee Corbo
Straight captain. All right, you want to read the next one, Matt? I'll even give you my.
Top Lobster
You give him the laptop.
David Lee Corbo
I'll give him the laptop. This one is. No, this one's 13 pages.
Top Lobster
Yeah, let him read it.
David Lee Corbo
Can you guys stop sending 13.
Matt
What were we doing in the school gym?
David Lee Corbo
Don't talk to them.
Top Lobster
What are they saying? Oh, we had a dream.
David Lee Corbo
Mama Lou.
Top Lobster
Matt had a dream. Matt, you were in my dream last night, But I can't remember what it was about. It was a bunch of us in a school gym or something.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, that's not good.
Top Lobster
I don't.
David Lee Corbo
School dreams.
Top Lobster
My mom's been having dreams about the school gym.
David Lee Corbo
My mom.
Matt
What's bad about it?
David Lee Corbo
Because that's where they keep you with. During martial law or.
Top Lobster
No. Well, not just that, but that's where they keep you. She had a dream that there was like a ship outside.
David Lee Corbo
Ah, damn it. This was. This is what type of like a boat?
Matt
A ufo?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, dog.
Matt
A mothership, you know?
Top Lobster
Do you know the spot between. Like, if you go right outside my door, like, and. And go straight. There's like an empty field name that. My parents house is right there. Yeah, right next to the. Yeah, that spot. She said that she saw a ship.
David Lee Corbo
Oh.
Top Lobster
Don't know what happened. There was a lot of people in my yard and then people going on it and then they were keeping her in like. Like everyone just standing around in a gym.
David Lee Corbo
Like your mom was.
Matt
I'm not worried about that. For that dream.
David Lee Corbo
I'm not worried about it.
Top Lobster
I'm not worried about it. Oh, I'm worried about my mom's. Like, she got abducted probably.
David Lee Corbo
You've been probing.
Top Lobster
Leave me out of it.
David Lee Corbo
You got some. You've been probed.
Top Lobster
I ain't doing that shit.
David Lee Corbo
All right, Five.
Top Lobster
You're not going to be bothered.
David Lee Corbo
This is crazy. Let me just skim to this. Is this really. I see.
Matt
You want to. Are you going to email it to me or text me or.
David Lee Corbo
No, I'm going to give you my laptop. You can have my laptop.
Matt
FaceTime it to me.
David Lee Corbo
That's risky. Hey, you know what I don't understand? You were like, I need a good laptop. And I was like, get this laptop. And then you got the laptop. You never once brought it.
Top Lobster
He got it.
David Lee Corbo
You're like, I don't like using it. I'm like, it would be good for the show.
Top Lobster
Map what, a thousand dollar laptop to open up PDFs and, and text files.
Matt
Okay. Honestly, like, the G. Morgan files that I got back was worth a thousand bucks. But I did have intentions to, like, bring it to the show. I thought it was gonna be relevant so I could, like, pull up the letter Bible.
David Lee Corbo
And you just never did?
Matt
No. But then Top's like, hey, any show you do, I'm coming on with you. Okay? He's like, you know, I'm a big part of the show. I'm like, yeah, look, I got one.
David Lee Corbo
And he's got one. He's on every show that I'm. So what's the problem?
Top Lobster
Chat? Do you see what I have in front of me right now, Chad? Is this real? Look, I mean, I don't know if you could see this.
Matt
There.
Top Lobster
Is there. I look like a DJ over here.
David Lee Corbo
He's got so many buttons.
Top Lobster
I have so many buttons. I don't even know what at least three of them do.
David Lee Corbo
I have six buttons on my. On this little baby button he's got.
Top Lobster
Yeah, I gave David a baby button show. Show him your button. David feels happy.
David Lee Corbo
Look at my buttons. They're so little.
Top Lobster
I got these buttons and he's got.
David Lee Corbo
All the big buttons. Was that 37 buttons?
Top Lobster
I don't know.
David Lee Corbo
You don't even know what they do. I got this one. So we're gonna do. Yeah, Map with the Bible.
Matt
No, I mean, you guys. If you guys are like, hey, we thought this was gonna be good. We really appreciate the space to do the podcast and everything, but as far as, like, you being part of the team, we gotta tone that down. You could do the straight Bible. So I said, okay, it's cool.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, watch your. Watch your thing. This is what you're gonna do.
Top Lobster
You're gonna read the Bible. I don't know, are we gonna use the Bible today?
Matt
I don't know. It was added. I just. It was like, oh, we're doing a show.
Top Lobster
No, we should read.
David Lee Corbo
This is how you scroll.
Top Lobster
Wait, you should read that parable. You should read the parable to the people so they can understand how. How correct I was.
David Lee Corbo
That's it. That's all you're gonna do.
Matt
There's. There's not one human on the planet that heard you. Your take on that. You should see the DMS I got.
David Lee Corbo
We gotta get through 13 pages.
Matt
That means direct message, bro. Like, on the Instagram, I got a ton of DMs. That was like, yo, top's really struggling with this. Good for you. Keep at it. Like, so much encouragement. One day on the Patreon, people were.
David Lee Corbo
Like, top gets it. Matt's wrong.
Top Lobster
That's. Yeah, pretty much.
Matt
There's no way that. I said there's no way.
David Lee Corbo
So come on. Can you read this? Are you okay? You're gonna use two fingers to scroll.
Top Lobster
Okay. Oh, this is fun.
David Lee Corbo
This is crazy.
Top Lobster
This is irresponsible.
David Lee Corbo
I know, I know. See, dead people want this next to my.
Matt
Give me that.
David Lee Corbo
No, no, please.
Matt
Wait, wasn't that, like, a movie?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, that's. He's trying to get into this catchy headline.
Matt
My dad had a mountain bike with a baby seat on the back. Those used to crush. Read it.
Top Lobster
You got to read it good.
Matt
Okay. You got to read. I visualize. So I'm like. I remember when I was a kid, my dad had a thing on the back of the bike, too. And then my mom one time was like, stop leaning to the right, because if you lean to the right, the bike's gonna go to the right picking up stuff.
David Lee Corbo
Look at rev.
Matt
And I was like, four. And I was like, yo, could I lean all the way to the ice cream shop? Like, I thought that when I was 4, I was like, I can control the bike. I was like, dude, can I lean.
David Lee Corbo
All the way to the ice cream shop?
Matt
My dad had a mountain bike with a baby seat on the back. When I was somewhere between two and three years old, he took me for a ride down the main street of our town.
David Lee Corbo
Nice.
Matt
The road was lined with tall oak trees. See, this is more visual. I like this. The road was lined with tall oak trees that reached across from each side of the street. I was looking up into the sky, and I could see the branches bending from either side. What's wrong with you? Why can't I just read?
David Lee Corbo
Dude, when you read the Bible, you read it in a way where I'm like, hell, yeah. When you read these stories, you read it in a way where I'm like, please stop reading this like that.
Matt
Okay.
Top Lobster
No, when I. When I read his book. Yeah, it reads exactly like, oh, my God.
David Lee Corbo
I was flipping through it yesterday. I was like. I could hear Matt in my head. And I was like, God, dude, really?
Top Lobster
God, please help me.
Matt
Okay. No, More references to that. You could see the branches bending from either side, almost touching one particular tree on our left. Caught my attention. Hanging from the branches, I saw three or four adult bodies.
David Lee Corbo
What the.
Matt
Yeah. Hung by ropes from their necks.
Top Lobster
Whoa.
Matt
It was probably Halloween. I was so young. Wait, did you guys ever hear that story from George the. He's from Long Island. He's a detective in Long island. And he came to. There was a murder, and he was coming to, like, look for the body, and it was Halloween, and he, like, walked in. He said, right, where's the body? And they pointed back at the tree, and the dude was hung in the tree. He just thought it was, like, a Halloween decoration. George never told you that, Remember?
David Lee Corbo
I don't know who George is.
Top Lobster
I know George. George is dope.
Matt
Hanging from the branches, I saw three or four adult bodies hung by ropes from their necks.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, sick.
Top Lobster
There we go.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, good. We just document. Yeah.
Top Lobster
What is it? I can't read it.
David Lee Corbo
Oh. It says, I'm on team Top with regard to mercy. Similar how people have been encouraged to be harmless. Incapable rather than truly meek. By choice, one must have the ability and means of enacting vengeance consequences before they may be merciful. Mercy is a gift of forgiveness and should be freely given. 70 times 7. Be freely given, but for the unrepentant, it is not a mercy. Amen. Whom the. Whom the Lord loveth, he chasteneth with Top.
Matt
He's gonna. Top's gonna. The Lord's gonna use top to chasten people?
Top Lobster
Apparently.
David Lee Corbo
I don't know. Well, that's an interesting point. What about the unrepentant?
Matt
No. We extend mercy to everyone. The problem is, we went to the very next passage. It was like, love your enemies. And then it was, be like your father in heaven because he says, no. I had it all prepared ahead of time. Because your father in heaven sends the rain on the just and the unjust alike. It doesn't say he sends the rain on those who have repented. It says, no, no, man. He takes care of everybody. Be like your father in heaven. Started arguing about it, and I was like, fine, whatever, bro. Like, can we just find.
Top Lobster
He doesn't know the next scripture that I had pulled up, though.
Matt
No, I did not think that.
Top Lobster
I was like.
Matt
I was like, that's. No. He started arguing, and I'm like, bro, you win. I have no problem. You win, you win. And it was very clear.
Top Lobster
Then after that, he showed me some scripture about giving 10 to the 501C3. Does this mean The Levi.
Matt
And then every time I looked at him the rest of the show, he was going like this.
David Lee Corbo
Well, let, can I, let me ask you guys something, because I, I, I'm stupid. I don't know. Can you forgive somebody?
Top Lobster
He said only 490. Forgiveness.
David Lee Corbo
Can you forgive somebody who's, who's not asking for forgiveness? Like, I know you could let a thing go.
Matt
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Is it technically forgiveness, though? Yeah, like, like if somebody, you have.
Matt
No more ill will towards them.
Top Lobster
Yeah, I'm just like Moses.
Matt
See, some people are like, yeah, you forgive, but you don't forget. But all I'm saying is, like, there's.
Top Lobster
Right on the screen is like Moses saying he was the meekest of all. That's right. I am the most.
Matt
Let's shout out merciful of all, my guy. But so after a while with forgiveness, a lot of times there is a forgetting like, like you forgive to the point where you're just like a thing that was so bad and so hard, you could never imagine the rest of your life you could even forget it. You forgive to a certain point to where ultimately you do kind of forget it.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, I don't, I don't hold.
Matt
Doesn't want that. Like, he wants nasty to be his motivation. He wants, like, to get up in the morning and something's poking him and prodding him and saying, get out there and be nasty.
David Lee Corbo
All right, stop. Stop arguing with top and read the story, man.
Matt
Almost touching one particular tree on our left caught my attention. Hanging from the branches, I saw three or four adult bodies hung by ropes from their necks. I was so young, so maybe I forgot some details or maybe I just didn't pay attention, but I don't recall a specific skin color.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, why would he say that?
Matt
I don't know. Sounds like maybe one of your guys.
Top Lobster
Black.
Matt
No, there's no, there's no context for that. I do feel like.
Top Lobster
This is gonna be our intro music, Matt. I mean, if you're gonna keep doing this to me, we'll just do.
Matt
I love that.
David Lee Corbo
Why are you doing that for that now?
Top Lobster
I love that.
Matt
I do feel like I remember seeing older style clothing. Oh, I like where this is going. Like brown burlap pants. This is the earliest memory I have, so it's quite blurry.
Top Lobster
All right, we don't say, we don't.
David Lee Corbo
Say that word on this show.
Matt
Fuzzy, let's say.
Top Lobster
Have you seen that they. Yo, are you unfriended me? This is a big.
David Lee Corbo
What?
Matt
They wouldn't unfriend you.
David Lee Corbo
Wait, so first.
Matt
Wait Did Fuzzy Creatures.
David Lee Corbo
Unfriend when you do that? First, they deleted all 40 requests for us to go on their show.
Top Lobster
At least 40.
Matt
Almost like they don't want you to exist.
David Lee Corbo
And then they deleted you after following you during the Timothy Albarino thing, as if they scouted you. That's weird, dude.
Matt
No, they wouldn't do that.
Top Lobster
Dude. Dude, they deleted.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, you know what's funny? They don't hear the soundboard. So we were just singing a song that.
Top Lobster
Oh, they don't hear. You guys can't hear the sound.
David Lee Corbo
Well, they couldn't hear the. They definitely couldn't hear the music that we were jamming out to. We just look.
Top Lobster
Yeah, we are like. I mean, we're really jamming out here. A lot of fun. All right, we'll switch this. Maybe you guys can hear this. They did. They deleted me, man.
David Lee Corbo
You know what? Let's call them on the alive. What do you mean? Albarino.
Top Lobster
Yeah, we have. It was coming.
David Lee Corbo
Call him right now. I want to ask him why he's doing the stuff that Epstein's doing.
Top Lobster
Why are you doing these things?
David Lee Corbo
And I don't mean kids and eating them. Let's not get carried away. I know that's where everybody's mind went.
Top Lobster
That's not what we were saying at all.
Matt
Do you want to clarify the connection you're making with Alvarino and Epstein? That's probably not a bad idea.
David Lee Corbo
He's too stupid. He's too stupid to realize he's doing the same thing. He's an overly confident midwit. He has no idea.
Matt
Same thing, though.
David Lee Corbo
The same thing is Epstein is reaching out to Lawrence Krauss to formulate an argument to separate ghosts, aliens, and out of body experiences in the same way that Epstein is separating ghost demonic encounters and near death experiences.
Matt
Alvarino is doing that the same way.
David Lee Corbo
Because Alvarino is looking at, like, the spirit realm and being like, I don't know if that's a thing. And then he's arguing about what is an out of body experience. What is it?
Matt
Okay, so that's the only connection you're making between him and the episode. You're not saying, like, he went to the island or he's like, eating babies or whatever.
David Lee Corbo
I'm not removing the idea that he has a insatiable taste for baby blood.
Top Lobster
Case, that's crazy.
David Lee Corbo
Call him within my realm of things that. Nancy, what are you saying?
Matt
Call him. Call him Nancy. I never thought I would say this, but. Quiet down.
David Lee Corbo
Keep it quiet. Nance, you can interrupt more it's fine. No, yeah. But, you know, I'm not saying that he's. He's. I think what he's doing is he's an unwitting participant in a narrative that stems from this Epstein.
Matt
Maybe he unknowingly got Lord because he's not that smart. Seems like a lot of stuff he is really smart about.
David Lee Corbo
He's. He's an unaware midweek. He's. He's an unpaid asset. He's running narratives that he doesn't realize where the narratives come from.
Matt
You don't think he came to this, all these conclusions himself through his studies?
David Lee Corbo
Probably through the research of the people that are associated with this studies, you.
Top Lobster
Come to different conclusions.
Matt
Right.
David Lee Corbo
And I think those studies. I mean, like, what are your studies?
Top Lobster
More logical conclusions if you're studying what he's been studying? I don't think he's.
Matt
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
I don't know.
Top Lobster
Listen, there's. Again, I. I just. I'm left to review these things and think these over in my mind.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, my mind.
Top Lobster
My mind. So here's one, I guess, where this is we're always talking about solo talk.
David Lee Corbo
This is funny.
Matt
Barber, who I know, he just. He just. I hate all these videos. How I hate watching these. The being in the craft that he was transporting, it was on a lead line.
Top Lobster
I don't like these either.
Matt
Some kind of a saucer. Apparently there was a being inside of the saucer that was communicating something to him. Some sort of a Look at me.
David Lee Corbo
Grilling him, dude, I'm just.
Matt
Killer communication that overwhelmed him with these feelings, which he describes as the divine.
David Lee Corbo
Feminine, whatever feminine women love. Eminem's.
Matt
There's nothing there.
Top Lobster
I have nothing to evaluate there. There's nothing there.
David Lee Corbo
You. There's nothing there. You have nothing to evaluate there.
Top Lobster
I don't know.
David Lee Corbo
We're just making fun of him in his. In his. In his stupid, fucking stupid face.
Top Lobster
No, no, I'm not like, I'm.
David Lee Corbo
I'm.
Top Lobster
I don't know. This is why. This is why I'm like. I'd like to get away from him as much as possible.
David Lee Corbo
I asked the Lord, I said, lord, if we're not supposed to do it, shut the door. Because if not, I'm fucking laughing about.
Matt
Because last night you said that I had you on speaker because I never talk with the phone to my ear because I hate it. I just don't like that feeling. So I talk on speakerphone. So Jess overheard you say, I'm having done with this guy. I don't want to bring it up anymore. I don't want to talk to him. I'm done with this guy.
David Lee Corbo
He's a clown. He brings up a clip.
Matt
And then I was like, sweetheart, sweetheart. I was like, it's 8 o' clock right now. I guarantee tomorrow morning he's gonna be. I'm back on Alvarado last night.
David Lee Corbo
No.
Matt
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
How did you. What were you doing? No, where you were talking to me.
Matt
And I can hear him over there making condules, bro. And Pernil.
David Lee Corbo
Please. It didn't even sound like he was on the same line.
Top Lobster
So what I'm saying is that the defense of, like, you just can't quit them, baby. It's crazy.
David Lee Corbo
The.
Top Lobster
The hand waving away of the divine feminine, because it's coming up again and it'll be. It'll be broadcast on Sat on Sunday, Saturday, whenever the super bowl is for sure. Like, this is.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, yeah, yeah. Divine feminine symbolism.
Top Lobster
This part. This part of the interview sticks out to me again, like, because the whole entire thing was shitty. And then you get to a certain point where David goes, hey, man, let's be a little bit more amicable towards this guy and let's bring up a topic that everybody could agree on. And we're like, let's talk about these kind of demons. Nobody likes this. And he's like, it's nothing. It's nothing. Whatever.
David Lee Corbo
It is weird because he never really said it. Wasn't like he. He identified it as an important angle. It was more like he just shoot it away, like it doesn't exist. He's like, yeah, it's. It's. It's kind of a deal.
Top Lobster
And I'm like. He's saying, don't look at this. And I'm not. We're not implicating him in. In any of these files or anything. But who we are implicating is Jake Barber, the company that he worked for to produce these documentaries, which were then suddenly stopped and never released. Like, some of these documentaries were not completed and never released for no exploitation, no reason, no explanation. The explanation is that the money dried.
David Lee Corbo
Up, which it did.
Top Lobster
And now we have emails of correspondence between the CEO of Sky Watcher who was producing these films for Jake Barber, with Jake Barber in conjunction with him. He's talking with Epstein. They're talking about funding, they're talking about all this kind of. They never got out.
David Lee Corbo
It's like.
Top Lobster
It's just weird, man.
Matt
Dude, the guy from cnn, the broadcaster, like, he's wrapped up in the alien thing now. Who? Jake Barber.
Top Lobster
It's a different Dude.
David Lee Corbo
All right, man. Wait, is that.
Matt
It's at that high level now where it's like even the.
David Lee Corbo
No, it's not news. That's not a CNN dude. Jake Barber is a guy that was responsible for retrieving. He was in the news, I guess you could say, but he. He retrieved a egg shaped UAP from like a mountain range. Well, let's. Let's finish reading this. This. This thing. Please, for the love of the Lord. It's down here.
Matt
Okay.
David Lee Corbo
Sorry.
Matt
That's all right. All right. Okay.
David Lee Corbo
I don't.
Matt
I don't want to miss all that, though. No, I don't read the chat anymore.
David Lee Corbo
You were reading the chat just now. Let's get back to reading tonight.
Matt
Overcome it.
David Lee Corbo
That's true.
Matt
Unless you pull them up.
Top Lobster
Matt needs a barber soon. Growing out a little bit. Go ahead, Matt.
David Lee Corbo
I gotta cut my hair. I can't do the long hair anymore.
Matt
Okay, okay. So just get the vibe though. It's people hanging in the trees and they've got old time. It's old timey vibes. Like 1800s. I'm guessing, like brown burlap pants.
David Lee Corbo
Okay. So when you them, nobody can tell.
Top Lobster
That's a good idea. Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Wear your brown. Okay. What are you doing? Okay. All right. Hold on there. All you got to do is just put two fingers on it and go like that.
Matt
Okay. Relax.
David Lee Corbo
That's it, man. If you use yours, you would know how to do it. If you.
Top Lobster
Yeah, this is a good one. This is a good one.
David Lee Corbo
All you gotta do is just.
Top Lobster
Timothy Aboriginal.
David Lee Corbo
Aboriginal. Cool, man. I'm gonna make up. Why haven't we made him black yet? This is crazy. What is the matter?
Matt
We gotta draw the line. No, because I don't even want to know what the caption would be.
David Lee Corbo
Original. Thank you. Who said Timothy Aboriginal? Shout out to who said that? Okay. Because that's a banger.
Top Lobster
Goes on watching.
David Lee Corbo
Goes on watching. Oh, he's the man. Goes on watching. Gets it. Yeah. Okay, cool. So let's. I'm gonna make this one black. Yes. That's the best one to make black. Okay, go on. Please. Can you read the story while I make them black?
Matt
I don't like it, but whatever.
David Lee Corbo
Okay.
Matt
The house, the big warning sign. Don't worry, this isn't hgtv. The house we lived in at the time was a duplex. An upstairs apartment with a full attic. Oh, we already know where this is going.
Top Lobster
Oh, no.
Matt
In a downstairs apartment with a full basement. This is gonna get ugly.
David Lee Corbo
We better describe this house, baby.
Matt
My parents and I lived upstairs, shared it with my dad's parents who live downstairs. Okay, Okay. I like, I hate that. If I ask this question on this.
Top Lobster
Show, they call him, did Timothy.
David Lee Corbo
Timothy Aboriginal. Okay. I said remove his hat and give him an afro.
Top Lobster
That's funny.
Matt
This is, this is the problem. Like, I try to do this show and I'm all locked into the show.
David Lee Corbo
You haven't been locked into, like the.
Matt
Chat you're playing on your phone. You're doing all this other stuff and I'm like, just trying to do the show.
David Lee Corbo
All right, go ahead.
Top Lobster
Good read.
Matt
I know with you guys gonna come off like racist, so I really don't like that cuz I know you guys.
David Lee Corbo
Are gonna make like a ras. He makes a handsome black guy, doesn't he?
Matt
I can't do this.
Top Lobster
We finna explore some of these megalithic caves and shit.
Matt
Okay, wait, wait.
David Lee Corbo
Put a tiny fedora on top of his afro. Should I give him a whip? All right, anyway, please continue.
Matt
Okay, okay, so this begs the question. The parents live upstairs, the grandparents live downstairs, right? I'm not, I'm not.
David Lee Corbo
I just.
Matt
I'm not doing this here.
David Lee Corbo
It's got a tiny fedora on his afro. Oh my God, that's so funny. I'm saving that. Oh, that's the best. Okay, okay, I'm sorry, I didn't mean.
Matt
To laugh like that.
David Lee Corbo
I have.
Top Lobster
You know what? He doesn't get it because this happened. This all happened before him.
David Lee Corbo
He doesn't understand the. I can't really say the.
Top Lobster
The.
David Lee Corbo
He'll get all offended if I say what.
Top Lobster
We created something called the N word verse. Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Where I just turned every. Everybody's favorite content creators into black people.
Top Lobster
And Grok, like, Grok was just doing like all this image stuff and it was doing a really good job.
David Lee Corbo
Did Timothy Aboriginal. How do you spell abo?
Top Lobster
Keep reading, keep reading. I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that. Matt's getting upset. You're getting him mad.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, I'm sorry, man.
Matt
That doesn't happen. I didn't mean to make you mad, you know. Hey, I'm really trying to lock in.
David Lee Corbo
I know, I'm sorry.
Matt
I've worked really hard to not keep watching the chat. You know, the Raven was really mad at me me. The last time the three of us were on the show.
David Lee Corbo
How's it feel, huh?
Matt
He was really upset.
David Lee Corbo
How's it feel?
Matt
He like. Even Jess was like, yeah, he was like saying the nicest things to you and you were ignoring him. I was like, sweetie, I get Uncomfortable when he starts saying nice things. He never says nice things. I felt like something was up and I needed to not engage. So I just went to my safe place, which was the chat. That's what I do.
Top Lobster
I agree.
Matt
Okay. And then she's like, yeah, it really hurt his feelings.
David Lee Corbo
I was reasonable.
Matt
Then you said, it really hurt his feelings. I didn't mean to do that. I look up to the Raven a lot. Yeah, he's usually really nasty to me when he gets something. Uncomfortable is happening.
David Lee Corbo
The Timothy Aboriginal.
Matt
Stop.
David Lee Corbo
That's very funny.
Matt
No, it's not.
David Lee Corbo
Shout out to you guys. You guys are great. You guys got great ideas. Okay, keep reading.
Matt
Okay, so again, not to be racist, but I know you guys, like. Oh, well, you always ask people what country they're from. Like, when you can tell they're from another country or they have dark skin, you say, hey, where are you from originally?
David Lee Corbo
Do you know Tim Pool?
Matt
Stop. So then this is very intriguing because.
Top Lobster
He'S on Afro Wars.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, it's Josie. Oh, my God.
Top Lobster
Josie, the redheaded libertarian.
David Lee Corbo
Who is that? That's Josie, the redhead libertarian.
Top Lobster
She.
Matt
Yeah, dude, Raven and his wife.
David Lee Corbo
I look black.
Top Lobster
All right, that's enough. That's enough.
Matt
Okay. No, it's not, because I'm gonna start going again in the story.
David Lee Corbo
Okay.
Matt
This time we're gonna sidebar.
Top Lobster
Then we're locked in for real.
Matt
And I never do that when I'm on a show. I'm locked in. I'm trying to be as respectful as possible and pay as close attention as possible.
David Lee Corbo
Let's go. Dude.
Matt
I'm known for that.
Top Lobster
All right?
Matt
My parents and I lived upstairs.
Top Lobster
Okay.
Matt
Yeah, my grandparents live downstairs. I know what you're doing.
David Lee Corbo
Don't look at the screen.
Top Lobster
Everything's fine.
Matt
All I'm saying is that in a lot of cultures, that's very normal. So potentially, this is not just like white Americans.
David Lee Corbo
I would hate that.
Matt
That's all I'm saying. No, no.
Top Lobster
You know who. Yeah. My friend who is Italian. They do that. They live, like, grandparents downstairs, parents upstairs.
Matt
It makes sense, man. You've always got, like. The younger people always have a babysitter. The older people always have a younger person to help them lift something heavy. The. It's just. It's just how it works.
Top Lobster
I've done this, but horizontally. We don't do this.
David Lee Corbo
That's better.
Matt
Yeah. And more nastily.
David Lee Corbo
But separating.
Matt
If everybody goes their own way, that much more stuff has to be bought by the system, too. It's that much more stuff. Another house has to be bought. Another water heater has to be bought. Another pool has to be bought. Another washer and dryer. You know, like, you just go down the list of all the stuff that has to be bought. Right. Like, that's why it did make sense and was always logical that families stuck together and lived on somewhat of a compound. Or like, where I grew up in Cali, like, on my street, there was, like, Filipinos that had multiple generations just in one house. It wasn't a compound, it was a house.
Top Lobster
And people do the same thing.
Matt
Chinese too. Spanish cultures on the street that had multiple generations of one house.
Top Lobster
In all seriousness. In all seriousness, can you tell me what's wrong with this guy's head?
David Lee Corbo
That's a little weird. I never really, like, when you are with them in person, you can't tell.
Top Lobster
Yeah, but from the side, it's not real, dude. That's the dude. Israel is real. 1947 is real.
David Lee Corbo
Okay. All right.
Matt
So the parents and I lived upstairs.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
Matt
Shared it with my dad's parents who lived downstairs. My dad moved into this house as a child when he was about 10. It was originally built in the 1800s as a funeral parlor.
Top Lobster
What?
David Lee Corbo
That's a shitty place to live, dude.
Top Lobster
And they turned it into a duplex for a family.
Matt
What? Dude, can you imagine what goes on in the basement of a funeral parlor? The area. Oh, now we're getting a little more of the story. I did get a feeling this dude was trashy. He's from the same place as the Raven dude. The area of South Jersey.
David Lee Corbo
Okay.
Matt
Yep. Just kidding. I don't think you're trashy, bro.
Top Lobster
Oh.
Matt
Was pretty popular for hanging defectors after the Revolutionary war in the 1700s.
David Lee Corbo
Strange.
Matt
During the Civil War in the 1800s. The area has seen plenty of trauma. Like territorial spirits that just kind of. They were around in the 1700s affecting humans. Same spirits are still around the 1800s affecting humans. This is a hot spot for hanging.
Top Lobster
You better hurry up. This 13 pages.
David Lee Corbo
This is crazy.
Matt
How many pages? Really? A long one?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, it's 13 pages. Matthew, stop with your meaty fingers. Dude, have a gentle touch. Look, you click over here to make it go away. Then you just. You just scroll, dude. Nice. Nice time to scroll.
Matt
Relax.
Top Lobster
That's it.
Matt
Plenty of trauma.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Matt
The mortician of the house lived on the second floor. The ground floor is where the viewings were. And the basement was used as a mortuary.
David Lee Corbo
I don't even care, like, if you're. If you're a. A mortician. Like, I Get it? Like you're used to it. I'm still not living there.
Top Lobster
No. That's crazy.
David Lee Corbo
I'm just gonna live on the second floor. It's not even this. It's not even the same floor.
Matt
Yeah. How could you live there?
Top Lobster
It's convenient.
Matt
I mean, it's fine. You can tell, like, the jokes and people go, hey, how's business? You go, dead.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, that's great. Chuck from Guam is from Camden County. That's dope.
Matt
New Jersey. Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
I didn't know Camden County.
Matt
Why? What?
David Lee Corbo
What, dude? What?
Matt
Who does that?
David Lee Corbo
Who does what? We have a lot of audio listeners.
Matt
That are confused that you guys are little kids that just got turned into grown ups overnight. Like the movie Big. I'm just saying, if that happened, this is exactly what it would look like.
Top Lobster
Yeah, for me, it turns me into an Indian, which is not cool.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, yeah. Well, Somalian.
Top Lobster
Somalian. Well, not too far off.
David Lee Corbo
Not too far off. Just a couple.
Top Lobster
Nice shirt, dude.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, nice. Did you know that was a race racist event?
Top Lobster
That that shirt got us into the door? I gave him one T shirt. He was like, I'm gonna get these guys working here.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. He was like, I like that race.
Matt
No, I was actually on a show the other day, like, telling our story, like, how we met.
David Lee Corbo
Like, when you ain't never been on no show.
Matt
What show? Came in, and I. And how we talked about, like, the Deuteronomy 2 story about how that God didn't just use Israel to wipe out giants and Deuteronomy 2. He talks about how he used the descendants of Esau. Jacob. I loved Esau. I hated. Now, keep that in mind. Now, God used the descendants of Esau to wipe out Nephilim tribes, and he did the same thing with the descendants of lot. So it was intriguing. That was the first thing we talked about when I was like, you don't know what a Nephilim is.
Top Lobster
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Matt
You're like, yeah, I do.
David Lee Corbo
I was like, that story.
Matt
What? Okay, where's it at in the Bible?
David Lee Corbo
Are you coming, Keisha? Is that why she's like, when is freaking BroGrow4? I don't know. Keisha, is you coming?
Top Lobster
We're waiting to see Keisha with your black name. It might be. It might be more expensive than we thought, but.
David Lee Corbo
All right, $2 million.
Top Lobster
Let's go. Go ahead and. And keep reading this, Matt.
David Lee Corbo
You got that?
Matt
Kind of. Okay. The mortician of the house lived on the second floor. The ground floor is where the viewings were. And the basement was used as a mortuary. I can barely hear in these. That's probably why I'm like, am I extra talking over you guys? Not that I don't normally. Okay, that's a way too loud.
David Lee Corbo
Make it. Turn it up higher.
Matt
No, no, I know how you are. That's probably a little.
David Lee Corbo
Watch me read this over again.
Matt
Okay, the. The original owner hung himself in the attic. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. The mortician of the house lived on the second floor. The ground floor is where the viewings were in. The basement was used as a mortuary. The story goes, the original owner hung himself in the attic after his wife and kids got sick and died. And this brings me to the second earliest memory I have. Can you imagine if these are your first two memories?
David Lee Corbo
My memories. My first earliest memories are very bizarre.
Top Lobster
That's crazy, though.
Matt
I'm a great first memory, bro. Casper. Exclamation point. Watch out. Warning. I was between four and five years old and it was Halloween. My parents had split by this time. My mom and I moved in with her mother a couple towns over. But I still saw my dad on most weekends and holidays. Why?
David Lee Corbo
Why.
Matt
Why are you doing that? Is it appropriate?
Top Lobster
I'm sorry.
Matt
I'm incredibly inappropriate.
David Lee Corbo
I'm trying to look up something right now.
Matt
Go ahead.
David Lee Corbo
What was this lady's name that we were.
Top Lobster
Are we fact checking?
David Lee Corbo
No, I'm trying to find the. The woman who we were talking about the venue with and to see if she ever responded. And I remember what her name was.
Top Lobster
All right, well, that's not for right now. We'll do this after. Keep going. I'm sorry. I deleted that.
Matt
You did not. Dude, I know what's going on. Keep reading the story. So the problem is, if you keep pausing, then you lose the story. Everybody's losing the story.
David Lee Corbo
Okay.
Matt
I was with my dad and my younger cousin. Cousin. And my aunt. We finished gathering candy from strangers and were approaching our house when one of us noticed a stereotypical ghost coming through the glass of the attic window.
David Lee Corbo
Like a sheet.
Matt
It looked just like Casper.
David Lee Corbo
Damn.
Matt
It had a round head, but just kind of faded in shape and transparency further down its body. I remember thinking it was a cloud. It was solid enough that you couldn't easily see through it, but it appeared to be flowing or spiraling as it moved and dissipated into nothing.
David Lee Corbo
That's crazy. Crazy, he said. We saw that.
Matt
Yeah. Not just him, but the weird thing is, is that. Okay, so he's talking about his first house then, right? Because he moved with his mom. A couple towns over. But then he was with his dad going back to that original house.
Top Lobster
I wonder where that that comes from. The sheet. The ghost with the sheet. You know, with like the eyes. Poked.
Matt
Poked. It's probably just something everybody made up. Just like dragons.
David Lee Corbo
Dragons ain't made up though.
Top Lobster
That's real stuff, dude. The hell that's in the Bible, don't you know?
David Lee Corbo
By the way, a little aside. Yeah, there's something called the Seven Kingdoms or something like that. It's a. It's a Game of Thrones spin off.
Matt
Oh yeah, it's an Alvarino's book. It's like the Seven Princes of Atlantis. And then Apollo is going to be the actual Antichrist.
Top Lobster
Is that the dunk and egg story you're talking about?
David Lee Corbo
Egg?
Top Lobster
Don't. Yeah, never mind.
David Lee Corbo
It's. It's Sir Duncan the tall. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Top Lobster
Duncan Egg.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, yeah, it's good.
Matt
Yeah. Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Three episodes in and it doesn't suck. Yeah.
Top Lobster
So it's like a novella series. It's very good. But the guy decided to write those series and it's like a prequel to the prequel. But then he never finished actual books, which is bizarre to like beyond bizarre to me. I have no idea.
David Lee Corbo
Well, all three episodes. Each time it ends, I'm like, dude, yes. That was because I tried to watch House of Dragons. Yeah, like, this is gay and it sucks.
Top Lobster
It was all right.
David Lee Corbo
Nope.
Matt
The problem is ladies series. If it's like a 12 show series, the first three start off fine and then they just. They get into the bad stuff.
David Lee Corbo
If you're feeling like a pimp, man, brush your shoulders off.
Matt
It was solid enough that you couldn't easily see through it, but it appeared to be flowing or spiraling as it moved and dissipated into nothing. I remember the adults freaking out because they thought it was smoke from a fire. It was probably less than 5ft long and it only came about 15ft out of the window before it fully dissolved into nothing.
David Lee Corbo
Damn. So even the adults saw it and they thought it was smoke.
Matt
Whoa.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, maybe it was smoke.
Matt
My dad had a Polaroid camera that spit the photo out right away. And he took a picture of this milky white blob coming through the solid glass window. Milky Way blob. We kept that photo on a table in the den for years after that. It was probably three or four years before it disappeared.
David Lee Corbo
The photo.
Matt
The photo.
David Lee Corbo
The photo.
Top Lobster
That's a crazy when you're talking about technology too. It's crazy because a Polaroid camera is one of those things that I don't think should have really existed. Like, so the guy's blurry creatures. They get there, they get their name because they're talking about Bigfoot. Different cryptids, when you take pictures of them, it's usually, it usually comes out blurry because if something about, like, that's.
Matt
How they got their name.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, that's what it is.
Top Lobster
It makes a lot of sense.
Matt
UFO photos, I call them fuzzy creatures. It's still the same thing.
David Lee Corbo
No, because UFO photos are also blurry.
Matt
We just call them.
Top Lobster
But there's something about that phenomenon when you're pointing a digital camera at it that, like, the mechanism inside these things, the, the, the subject comes out blurry but with a panel.
David Lee Corbo
What was it called?
Top Lobster
A Polaroid. Polaroid, yeah, a Polaroid camera. The technology is a little different because it's like, it's imprinted light, and then, like, it has, like, a physical copy that, like, you take the picture and shoot comes out right there. And people were capturing real stuff.
Matt
Oh, yeah.
Top Lobster
On that. But on these cameras, I don't think you're really gonna get. It doesn't interface with this.
David Lee Corbo
I think that it also kind of killed, like, family photographs. Like, something about the digital archive on your phone or your camera is not the same as, like, a photo album, like a physical photo album. You flip through that and it's like, this is, like, this feels special.
Matt
Feels like time travel, bro.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
And then you go through just, you know, your gallery, and it's like, it's cool, but it doesn't feel like. It's not the distant it feels.
Matt
And you never save them. Maybe you switch phones. You might have lost pictures from when the kids were like, two or three.
David Lee Corbo
And also I got thousands of them in my gallery. Like, never going to go through them all. Like, it's, I don't know.
Matt
I, I, I think it's like a thing. And then you just download all the pictures from your phone onto it, and then they just all pop up all the time. And that way you at least have them somewhere.
Top Lobster
Like a picture frame.
David Lee Corbo
That's kind of cool.
Top Lobster
That's cool.
Matt
And then that way, whether you look at it or not, but they're at least, they're all on there. If you lose your phone or get a different.
David Lee Corbo
I'll tell you what, though.
Top Lobster
Like, I have two hard drives filled with, like, old phones.
David Lee Corbo
Pictures, porn.
Top Lobster
No, I'm never gonna look through it. Oh, I'm never gonna flip through it. So I'm like, what?
David Lee Corbo
Maybe when you're dying, it's like yeah.
Top Lobster
But I gotta find this hard drive. It's probably corrupted.
David Lee Corbo
I would like to have like an actual. We have like some kind of photo albums or whatever, but it's just like, it's scarce with the amount of stuff that's in there because, you know, you had to get them printed out at Walmart. I would love to have like the old school Polaroids again. But it is.
Top Lobster
It's an interesting phenomenon that can be captured on Polaroid because it's a different technology that you're interfacing with. Whereas these digital. This is like a. It's called a mirrorless DSLR camera. So the technology behind it, it's like it's emitting light into what appears to be a mirror, shooting that back out, kind of how your eye works, but it's like a digital format of it. And you're not going to catch something that's frequency based that's just like permeating from the spiritual realm into the physical realm through frequency and vibration. And that's how we're perceiving it. And we're supposed to get it with this, with glass and a computer.
David Lee Corbo
It was crazy too, because when you saw something cool, you take a picture and then you'd be like, this is gonna be so crazy.
Top Lobster
Like, damn. Can't even see it.
David Lee Corbo
We can't. Yeah. Unless you have the automatic ones that print it out.
Top Lobster
You guys think about how crazy this thing is. Like there's. If you open that up, there's a crazy computer in there and then there's like glass upon glass and like different kind of diaphragms in there. It's like, we made that. Who the hell made this?
David Lee Corbo
Fallen angels taught us how to make that.
Top Lobster
That. Do you think that fallen angels would give us technology that we could capture them? I don't think so. Matt, keep reading. I love his face. He's like. He's usually got blapped.
David Lee Corbo
You've been blapped, dog.
Matt
Yeah, no, I'm just at the point where I'm like. Even the whole like flicking the electricity on, I'm like, what? Like the TV or the radio waves and you turn on a radio. So like you're like, yeah, look at the technology just came out last week. I'm still tripping on the stuff that came out like 40 years ago.
David Lee Corbo
I still, I don't work even remotely understand how a Polaroid works.
Matt
Or Polaroid.
David Lee Corbo
A Polaroid. I mean, I kind of get a radio like a little bit. I could just kind of understand, like. Well, sometimes.
Matt
Yeah, that's what everybody like, they say, yeah, radio. There's radio waves and there's an antenna, and then, you know, you change it and you get different radio waves and you. Yeah, but you can at least like, interact with that.
David Lee Corbo
You can interact with that. Like, you can move around the.
Matt
There's something in the air that like.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, but I don't understand how the hell you're getting a Polaroid picture. Like, I'm just like flashing light at some and then burning an image into. Especially back in the day when they used to put the hood over their heads and they'd be like.
Top Lobster
External light enters the camera, light reflects off of your subject. That light travels through the lens. No, lens is focus. Focuses the image onto film inside of the camera and that's what happens. The film. Then, I don't know. You need.
David Lee Corbo
That didn't help at all.
Top Lobster
Yeah, it's. It's crazy. It's a crazy thing.
Matt
Years after that, it was probably three or four years before that picture, which was a Polaroid of a ghost coming of a attic window on Halloween, disappeared. I was young, so Idk if it was legitimately lost. But I do know it was something we kept decoratively. It was even framed. Then one day it was just go.
Top Lobster
That's actually. So FJ fool said the Shroud of Turin is a Polaroid.
David Lee Corbo
That's interesting.
Top Lobster
Yeah, in a sense, he's right.
David Lee Corbo
Light has burned an image into.
Top Lobster
Into some sort of medium fabric. Yeah, Crazy. Crazy technology.
Matt
I don't know anything about it.
David Lee Corbo
All right, please continue.
Matt
Dad's basement story. Another big exclamation point.
David Lee Corbo
It.
Matt
Anyone who spent any time in this house. I don't like when you laugh like that because I don't know what you're.
David Lee Corbo
Noises like that. I gotta read the chat.
Matt
No, it's not the chat. I just don't know if there's another picture of me, different skin tone. Next time I look up like, okay, what's going on now?
Top Lobster
No, I would never do that.
Matt
Anyone who spent any time in this house had some kind of experience. We know the type. And he used to do work in a place called the Bellevue Biltmore hotel down in St. Pete. Clearwater, dunel. And maybe it was somewhere down there. Dunedin. I mean, I think it was a Clearwater address, but it was. It was just. It was the longest occupied wood standing structure in America.
Top Lobster
Oh, wow.
Matt
And there was spooky stuff if you worked up in the attic. We were always working in there doing flooring and stuff. They were always getting stuff done. The Bellevue built more Ballroom. And I think. And I think that they actually finally took it down. I was working in there like 20 years ago, but there's always weird stuff up in the attic, dude. And. And just like this, everybody had a story. Everybody who ever worked at there. So anyone who spent any time in this house had some kind of experience. It was a daily thing. It was never insidious. Insidious.
Top Lobster
Insidious.
Matt
My bad. Or destructive.
David Lee Corbo
Incredulous.
Matt
Now I know what it's like. And I'm sorry.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
Matt
Sightings. Sightings would probably be more accurate than experiences. They were mostly just repetitive apparitions. People who looked lost walking the same pads over and over. But there were a few times it seemed like something was trying to interact. I see you nodding your head. You're saying like. Yeah, that's a common thing. When my dad was a child growing up in the house, his bedroom was in the basement. One day he was at the top of the basement stairs playing with a white bouncy ball. The ball fell down the stairs. I don't like this.
David Lee Corbo
I already.
Matt
This is.
David Lee Corbo
Go read the story.
Matt
The ball fell down the stairs. So my dad went after it. As soon as you reached the bottom of the basement stairs, there was a wall to the left covered in square cavities. These were the drawers bodies were kept in for the mortuary business. How do you keep this stuff? You don't get a remodel.
David Lee Corbo
You don't sheetrock over it.
Matt
I mean, when that. No, no, don't do that, dude. When the house was renovated, they saw it fit to just cement over the cavities. But over the years, some of it cracked, revealing the abandoned tombs. The basement took up the whole square footage of the house. And it was only broken up into three large rooms and one small closet. The closet was actually used as a chapel when the funeral parlor was in business.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, you probably had to have one.
Matt
It had one.
David Lee Corbo
You had to have a house of prayer in that place.
Matt
It had one of those small basement style windows, but it was a stained glass with a lamb on it. That's respect the lamb.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Well, I mean. Yeah, Think about it. If you're gonna have that kind of energy going on, it's a heavy spiritual place. You'd better make it team. It had better be thieves. Jesus Christ, bro.
Top Lobster
Anything we could do.
David Lee Corbo
Anything. Yeah, you got to do something.
Matt
My dad looks for his ball, but it wasn't there. This wasn't a small gun drop size ball either. It was a standard soccer slash basketball size ball. And it was white. So it should stand out a little bit. There were two smaller rooms off the side of the main basement area, but they had shut doors. It appeared the ball just vanished. So he forgot about it.
David Lee Corbo
All right.
Matt
Weeks later, possibly months, my dad was outside in the backyard playing by himself. He was just running around like a maniac, when all of a sudden, he gets whacked like a fat kid in dodgeball. The same missing white ball found its way back by smashing into his face.
David Lee Corbo
What?
Matt
It just came out of nowhere.
David Lee Corbo
What, bro? Wait, what? He got pegged in the face with the ball that he lost.
Matt
Like that Adam Sandler movie where he's, like, pegging the little kids. Dude.
David Lee Corbo
And then this is actually.
Top Lobster
This is a legitimate poltergeist story that we're hearing.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, that's. Yeah, some.
Top Lobster
Because a lot we get, like, onesie twosies, Right?
Matt
Yeah, these ones are good. I feel like these two have been good.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Matt
Yeah.
Top Lobster
This one here is, like, blapped up. Like, this whole. This guy's whole childhood is messed up.
David Lee Corbo
It also suggests, like, a sense of humor. Yeah, like, that's kind of hilarious.
Matt
I mean, his childhood isn't necessarily filled with it. We got a couple.
David Lee Corbo
No, no, I'm saying, like. Like, the fact that this thing took his ball and then was like, look at this. Looking for the ball. Look at. Look at.
Matt
Look at.
David Lee Corbo
Looking for the ball. And then, like, a week or so later. How long was it afterwards? Possibly months. Months later, he's like, yo, yo, watch this. And pegs him in the face with it. That's kind of. That's hilarious also. What do you do when that happens?
Top Lobster
I don't know.
David Lee Corbo
You start screaming at nothing.
Matt
You move.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, yeah.
Top Lobster
Well, now these people. It's. It's a weird one when people are this, like, caught up in it.
Matt
They.
David Lee Corbo
They won't.
Top Lobster
They won't leave. They'll stay there for a while.
David Lee Corbo
Face, dude, what the hell? Stop reading the chat.
Top Lobster
Read the story.
Matt
Mom's basement story. One night before I was born, my mom was sleeping in the basement with my dad. She woke up from a chill.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, not.
Matt
They're not talking about, like, flash chill. Like, we make here. It's not cold brew. We brew it hot. And then flash chill. Nobody calls it chill.
David Lee Corbo
Nobody calls it. And, like, No, I don'. Even understand what that. Because I was trying to get iced coffee yesterday.
Matt
You're very confused by, like, anything that's organized and doesn't have chaos. I like to think that I've drank.
David Lee Corbo
A lot of coffee.
Matt
Clean menu with very clear words on It.
David Lee Corbo
I'm just saying I like to think that I. I've, you know, consumed quite a bit of coffee from a lot of different places. Never found any place that called the Chill.
Matt
We're unique. It's very high level coffee.
David Lee Corbo
I mean, it's, it's, it's great coffee.
Top Lobster
It's specialty grade, some would say the standard.
David Lee Corbo
So if somebody comes up to you and they go, I'd like an iced coffee. And instead of going like, that'll be this much money. You want, like, debit or cash? You go, oh, you mean chill? Do you do that? Do you go like, oh, you mean. You mean chill, right? And they go like, no, I would.
Matt
Just like some more nice coffee. It's clear what they want.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, it's easy. You don't go like, oh, you mean chill?
Matt
No, I mean, usually when that scenario happens.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Matt
I turn around because you're going, what do you want, man? And you're just running around pulling stuff off shelves, like jumping around. Yeah, we're running a business.
David Lee Corbo
Like, if somebody came in, though, came up to the counter and I was like, can I have a large Chill? You probably make the mat face at him, right?
Matt
You'd be like, I'm like, let's go, bro. You'd be like, good coffee, man.
David Lee Corbo
What did you just call it? And then you'd have to, by the way. No, no, that's not.
Matt
All right. You'd have to be like, retracting from the fact that he gets free chill. Like, that's the funniest thing about this whole story. He doesn't even pay for it.
David Lee Corbo
What you would have to do is.
Top Lobster
You'D have to go, and you could thank me for that.
David Lee Corbo
You mean coffee, right?
Top Lobster
That he. You created that exception for me?
David Lee Corbo
Me?
Matt
No.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, you did. In the beginning.
Matt
No, I said, there's certain things you guys can have free here because we have enough of it.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
Matt
And so that's how I always get these things when David just got paid.
David Lee Corbo
These are free.
Matt
That's how I always gauge it. It's. He wants the free stuff.
David Lee Corbo
I know, but.
Matt
And then all of a sudden, there's a week where he's just blowing it up.
David Lee Corbo
I'm just saying, if somebody came in.
Matt
No, that's not cool.
David Lee Corbo
You lost, baby. Listen to me. As soon as I learned how to.
Matt
Use AI, you guys are toast.
David Lee Corbo
If somebody came in, I just need.
Matt
To learn how to use AI you.
David Lee Corbo
Would absolutely have to confirm with them that they wanted coffee before you charged them. No, you would have to say the.
Matt
Words Menu that says chill. If they say to me, I want a 20 ounce chill, I'm saying, okay, cool. That's on the menu.
David Lee Corbo
You wouldn't ask them. You would just say it out loud. One large iced coffee coming up. One large iced coffee come up. You'd say that and then listen to see if they object because you guys.
Top Lobster
Do you enjoy this? This is crazy. I like this, right?
David Lee Corbo
What's this?
Matt
No, me and David going back. No, they want to hear this. Dude.
David Lee Corbo
No, I think. I'm just trying to make a point and I think the chat would probably agree with me that I agree with you to a call it chill.
Matt
Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right. I'm wrong.
David Lee Corbo
Thank you.
Matt
One night before I was born, my mom was sleeping in the basement with my dad.
David Lee Corbo
Stop looking at the things. You shouldn't read the story.
Matt
No, because now it's like Sketchasaurus rex. Dude, every other time I look up there, I'm a baby. They're having different skin tone. I'm a black baby, you know, I got different hair. Next thing you know, I'm in a tree.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, can you read the story next?
Matt
You know, I'm like riding an elephant. What is going on, man?
David Lee Corbo
There's no way.
Matt
This is 13 pages. Pages. Dude, this is clearly the end.
Top Lobster
Is it?
Matt
Yeah. Muffled voice. The end.
David Lee Corbo
Nope.
Matt
What? Yeah, I'm telling you.
David Lee Corbo
Can you get.
Matt
Okay, we're not gonna.
David Lee Corbo
What? What's the problem?
Matt
He made me as a baby on latte art. Dude, what do you mean what's the problem? Like grown ups don't do that.
David Lee Corbo
Dude, we have audio listeners that don't even know what you're talking about right now. Can you.
Matt
Okay, well, now they know, dude. Top is not a grown up. One night before I was born, my mom was sleeping in the basement. My dad that she woke up from a chill and noticed the window was cracked open. Since it was a basement.
David Lee Corbo
She woke up from an iced coffee.
Top Lobster
I'm sorry.
Matt
Rectangular half windows that tilt open, close, and they're up high near the ceiling.
Top Lobster
Okay.
Matt
So she gets up, closes the window and falls back asleep. No problem. She wakes up again and yes, the window is open again.
David Lee Corbo
Inconvenient.
Matt
She knew she already did this, but she made excuses to brush it off. She managed to fall asleep again, but only to be woken up a third time. But the third time she wasn't woken, wasn't because of a chill. That's what I'm just reading what they wrote. Okay, but the third time she was woken and he's trying to say. But it wasn't because of a chill.
David Lee Corbo
Right? Right.
Matt
She says she thought she felt someone.
David Lee Corbo
What is he looking at?
Top Lobster
I don't know.
Matt
Touching her.
David Lee Corbo
All right, well, she's sleeping with dad. Dad? Yeah. Dad's getting a little, you know, get a little handsy.
Top Lobster
Oh, this is actually. So this is what Nathaniel Gillis focuses on.
Matt
But it was boys that fully woke her.
David Lee Corbo
No.
Top Lobster
Yeah. No, it's like. Like, well, succubus incubus kind of.
Matt
Yeah.
Top Lobster
Which is. Which can get really weird, man. That's when you get into fornication. Different kind of weird sexual sin. And it happens, like, sometimes in a sneaky way, but ultimately you have to consent. I don't like. I don't like that stuff at all.
David Lee Corbo
Here's the weird dream from last.
Matt
With an alien or with a ghost or with a demon.
Top Lobster
What's the difference?
David Lee Corbo
Here's the dream from last night. Ready?
Matt
No, but I'm just saying, you're not talking about. They start fornicating with or having adultery with another person, and you're saying, like, in the room, they start boning.
Top Lobster
A fornication is used only specifically when there is a sexual sin, A sexual type of sin with a human and some sort of entity or elohim or.
Matt
No, fornication can just be sex before marriage.
Top Lobster
Well, we have Ed Mabry on tomorrow, but no sex. He said. He says specifically fornication. The direct translation is a spiritual sexual sin. And then when you're doing, like, sex before marriage or infidelity, things like that, that. That's classified differently in the Hebrew. So we'd have to ask him and talk to him about it.
Matt
But he said, well, I only know it from the Greek, so I. I don't know. But, like, when. Because it's a weird thing in acts when they say, no.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, gator. What up, Gator.
Matt
Yeah, there's no reason to have that.
David Lee Corbo
He's a beaver.
Matt
Where it says, like, you know, they're trying to determine, like, what is the bare minimum if people are going to be part of the body of Christ. And they're like, you can't eat anything offered to idols. You can't eat anything that's been strangled. You can't drink blood. Which I had some weird conversations with some homies out here before Strangle. They call it, like, adrenochrome or something where people are, like, drinking the blood.
David Lee Corbo
That's not a thing.
Matt
So. So 2, 000 years ago, they said, you can't drink the blood. And these guys were all over it, like. Yeah, there's a reason. And the other one is you can't commit fornication. So I've always understood that to be just sex outside of marriage. No, you're saying that you can't. You can have sex outside of marriage. You just can't have sex with an alien.
David Lee Corbo
No, you can't.
Top Lobster
You can't do that either. But I'm saying that these are two sexes, separate things. So you just. You just listed pretty much all of these, like, spiritual sins. Drinking blood, eating something that. That was strangled.
Matt
Yeah, yeah.
Top Lobster
Bizarre. Cannibalism is probably in there as well.
Matt
Anything offered to idols.
Top Lobster
Well, yeah. So now you're dealing in, like, this spiritual thing. So the fornication, that.
David Lee Corbo
That's just all.
Top Lobster
That's what I'm getting at. When you get these, like, night visits.
Matt
Okay.
Top Lobster
The idea of the incubus or the.
Matt
Succubus, this they're trying to bone.
Top Lobster
Yeah. I mean, it sounds like nephilim. Nephilim stuff, like, where you're trying. They're trying to, like, procreate in a way. And then you get into satanic ritual abuse. This is the same idea. They're summoning entities into themselves, doing stuff to the woman to implant them with a seed that's like, divine, spiritual.
David Lee Corbo
It's.
Top Lobster
It gets really weird, man. But it's all in this. What would you call it? Like, it's almost like necrophilia. Sometimes they do this.
David Lee Corbo
The incubus succubus thing. Yeah, I. I don't know.
Top Lobster
I was.
David Lee Corbo
I'm sorry. I've just been distracted because it looks like my wife is in the chat saying she threw out all the hot dogs, which is like, what the. No, I don't get. I don't even know why that would happen. That has to be somebody pretending to be my wife. Because my wife doesn't do that.
Top Lobster
She would never do that.
Matt
Okay, let's keep going. She gets up. She closed the window. This time it was because of a chill. She says she thought she felt someone touching her, but it was a voice that fully woke her. It was muffled. Do the thing you do when you do Chuck's voice. Yeah, like that. It was muffled, and she couldn't make out any words, but she heard the hum of a woman's muffled voice. I have an iced coffee.
Top Lobster
I told you about the story with my mom, right? When she's my mom, she sees my grandmother in her. Like, she had a dream. She's in the old house. My grandmother comes up the stairs, and she's on the computer right there.
David Lee Corbo
There.
Top Lobster
And she approaches her and she's mumbling.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Top Lobster
Like saying something. And she's crying because she's like. I feel the love coming off of her. It was grandma. And then when she gets close and she gives her a hug, she says she's muffled, mumbling in tongues, what she described as tongues, which is bizarre. Oh, here's your hot dogs. She didn't throw them. Oh, there we go.
Matt
Thank God.
David Lee Corbo
I got a little bit worried. I'm not gonna lie. I just couldn't figure out because I bought the quarter pound hot dogs, all beef, from Sam's club, and I was like, you threw those out?
Matt
If they went bad, bro, like, they didn't go bad. I got the wife opens a thing of eggs or a thing of meat. And the bad smells coming out, dude, they're gone.
David Lee Corbo
They're literally not there long enough to go bad. That's not happening.
Top Lobster
Anyway, yeah, the. The idea of the mumbling, the mumbled talk in what my mom described as tongues. And I was like, I don't have the heart to tell you that's not grandma, and you need to stay away from that.
Matt
No, I think you can have communication with the dead. No. Okay, never mind. I'm not gonna go there with you.
Top Lobster
Well, I mean, you're gonna talk about Samuel, right?
Matt
No, but I like where you're going with that. When God called out to him three times, he kept going to Eli, and Eli the third time, he's like, bro, it's not. It's not me. It's just I'm like a spiritual father to you. That's why God's voice sounds like my voice. It's not me calling you.
Top Lobster
Oh, no. I'm talking about Samuel coming to Saul when the witch of Endor.
David Lee Corbo
Witch of Endo.
Matt
I wasn't gonna bring up that either. I'm just saying that, like, if you have loved ones that have passed away in Christ, sometimes there can be some powerful dream that they, you know, that. Some, like, message.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, but I don't.
Matt
I'm not saying you're necessarily physically communicating with them. I'm not saying you're, like, in the realm of the den, partaking of necromancy, if you will. I'm not saying that. But that somehow there's a way for that. If. If they live in the spirit realm and. And you live in the spirit realm to a certain extent as well, because you're in Christ. Somehow there can. You can get to a place where there is some kind of of discussion, maybe.
David Lee Corbo
I had a weird dream last night where I was with my. My aunt, and I was, like, on my way. We were supposed to, like, uncover the mystery of my grandmother, and I. I was made aware that I was supposed to be honored in a ceremony, and. But when it came to pass.
Matt
Just reminds me when they're gonna honor the guy in the ceremony, in the cartoon, but they're really taking him to, like, boil him to eat.
David Lee Corbo
It's kind of like that. I'm not kind of like that, but, like, I. I wasn't supposed to be made aware, so I was supposed to, when the ceremony happened, pretend that I wasn't aware that it was gonna happen. And I felt really guilty. So that ceremony, by the way, is me laying in a bed. And, like, this woman comes in, and she's the facilitator of whatever the ceremony is, and she says something to me. I don't remember what the something is if it doesn't matter, but I feel guilty because I'm like. I'm lying to this. Like. Like I knew this was gonna happen. So she turns. This is weird. She turns to walk away. And as she's walking away, behind her back, she's holding an image, a framed image of Christ that's facing me. And she passes through the doorway to leave this room that I'm in after. Like, I kind of made the ceremony stop because I was like, no, this is. I'm not being honest. Like, I know that this is gonna happen. And all of a sudden, Christ's face turns into a totally different face in the. This little framed image. And it's pale and it's round and bald and horrified looking.
Matt
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
With its mouth agape and counterfeit.
Matt
Yeah, yeah, no, I've seen that before. There's like, a counterfeit Christ. And initially you're not sure, but you don't have this feeling of, like, warm and fuzzy, and then, boom, it's something else.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, she was weird, too, because even though she wasn't imposing, her hair was, like, in front of her face.
Matt
You're just saying that because me and Raven said that.
Top Lobster
I've had that dream. I said this.
Matt
You're actively working on the next AI picture of me to go up there. Dude. And you're. Dude, what is this? You clearly didn't have that dream. You're just trying to be like, oh, yeah, yeah, I did. You're just trying to get me off the track.
David Lee Corbo
No, I know that dream. I know that dream where he's coming in on the donkey.
Matt
Yeah, yeah.
Top Lobster
Through the gates. Out of here, through the gates, walking there, throwing down the palms. That's the dream that I had. I seen him and I was like, that ain't him. That ain't it. And he looked at me. He was like, don't. Don't say nothing.
David Lee Corbo
Don't tell nobody. It ain't me.
Matt
Shonox is brand new. I mean, not brand new. It's just a newer product. But I'm an og. It was always Ardex. I mean, there was one of those two words.
David Lee Corbo
Dude, Dude.
Matt
There was my pay floor patches, too. But it's always the crush.
David Lee Corbo
Bring back Black Matt.
Matt
Okay, where are we at here? G Mom's back door story.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, wait a second. What?
Top Lobster
Oh, yeah, you gonna tell us about.
David Lee Corbo
Your grandma's back door story? This is.
Top Lobster
This is good stuff.
David Lee Corbo
Getting blapped up. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Grandma do back door?
Matt
No, hold on. I wasn't done with this one. Damn, dude. Well, dude, it went from the next page. I didn't know there's 13 pages.
David Lee Corbo
I told you.
Matt
She sat up and looked in the darkness of the room, and she said she's not sure if it was her eyes adjusting to the darkness or if this thing materialized right in front of her, but there was a little girl in a white dress or nightgown.
David Lee Corbo
There you go. Terrifying. Classic.
Matt
The image became more clear the longer she stared at it.
David Lee Corbo
That typically isn't how that works. Typically, it fades away.
Matt
The worst part was that the face of this girl was. Was empty. It was just pale skin, no eyes, no nose, no mouth. My mom never went in the basement.
David Lee Corbo
Again, I want to clarify for the chat. I noticed there's been confusion for a long time. The grandma who was abducted is not the black grandma. Those are two separate things entirely. Black grandma is just, you know, a fun in jail black slave grandma. And also, like. Like, I guess would technically be my great or great great grandma. This is grandma on the other side of the family who's not black. I just wanted to clear that up for them. Please continue reading.
Matt
Yeah, the one you put in front of my face and it looked like Jocko.
David Lee Corbo
That's black Grandma.
Top Lobster
Yeah. Oh, that was good.
Matt
She mom's backdoor story. A little hgtv. It's not too bad, though.
Top Lobster
Okay.
Matt
When you walk into the front door of the house, first there's a small foyer with a bathroom.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, here we go.
Matt
Oh, sorry. You're getting some emails. Then you turn left, looking at my emails into the living room. From the living room, it's a straight run through the dining room, through the kitchen, into the pantry, which leads to the basement.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Matt
Then off the side of the kitchen is a den.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, tile mat. Come on. That's cool. That should be on the floor here. I'd buy that.
Matt
Dude, I will never be accused of, like, going off track in a show ever again. You guys are, like, so serious about it. You're like, man, Matt, you got to start paying attention.
David Lee Corbo
There's 13 pages to this. Keep reading. Yeah.
Matt
He's making memes of me, like, left and right.
David Lee Corbo
What if we did that in the floor?
Top Lobster
Technically, these aren't memes.
Matt
It wouldn't be cool. I know, but there's memes that, like, my family.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Matt
I'm, like, on vacation with them. I didn't know that they're knowing this, and they're like, yeah, man. I see all these pictures of your face. This guy, top lobster, and he's in, like, fights with people. Wait, there's people in the chat, and there's all these pictures of your face. I was like, wait, you guys have seen that?
David Lee Corbo
That.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Can you pay attention to the story?
Matt
And I just feel like you're doing the same thing now.
David Lee Corbo
I want to hear about grandma's back door.
Matt
All right. G mom's back door story. One day before I was born, my G mom was sitting in the living room. From her seat, she could see all the way through to the pantry.
David Lee Corbo
Stop looking at the tv.
Top Lobster
The pantry.
Matt
The back door of the house was in the pantry. That's weird. The back door of the house was in the pantry, and the stairs to the basement were in the pantry. Nothing. Sketch with that.
David Lee Corbo
Pantry.
Matt
So she hears a small bump.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, no big deal.
Matt
Looks back to the pantry. Still reasonable.
Top Lobster
Okay.
Matt
And sees a man in a red and black flannel.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Matt
Walk from the back door, through the pantry and into the basement. Or that's what appeared to happen anyway, so she assumed it was my dad. Less than 60 seconds after seeing this, my dad walks in the front door with a white tee on.
David Lee Corbo
Damn.
Matt
Whatever was in the pantry, it wasn't him.
Top Lobster
Damn.
David Lee Corbo
I don't know what happened, but for some reason, I imagined that. All with black characters. And I. And I just had to check myself and be like, why? Why am I. Why do I think they're black? And. And I'm not sure, like, grandma was black. The guy in the flannel was black.
Matt
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
And it wasn't until, like, the story was almost over where I was like, wait a second. Well, I don't think these Are black people strange? Can you read? Can you read the next story? We have 13 more pages.
Matt
No, I just want to be clear to the chat. I'm not checking the chat. What's happening is Top's just blowing up all these different pictures of me the same way he did with Albarino in like different scenarios in different scenes.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, you almost had it.
Top Lobster
I don't know what that means.
Matt
These aren't funny.
Top Lobster
That's not funny at all.
Matt
Hey, dude. You guys wait. I'm gonna figure out. AI. You guys are gonna be toast.
David Lee Corbo
I don't know what you mean.
Matt
Edward Scissorhands. My parents split when I was three.
David Lee Corbo
I say skizzers besides the dead. Hey, man, you ever say kept up? Okay, just checking if you use the same words I use.
Matt
Besides the dead people hanging from the tree and the ghost coming out of the attic window, the next memory I have is when I was about nine years old. This just would be wild if you were at a party one time like, bro, what's up? How you been? He's like, yeah, man. My parents split when I was three. Besides that, man, the dead people hanging from the tree and the ghost coming out of the attic window. So, yeah, next thing I happened was I was nine years old, my mom and dad bought a huge old courthouse.
David Lee Corbo
What? Can you live in a normal place?
Matt
Yeah, why can't they just live in a house, Dude? They bought a huge old courthouse from the 1800s in the same town as my dad's grandparents. Haunted house.
Top Lobster
I love the style of these people.
Matt
Yeah, it's like they love this. They want this. It was four stories high and had a duplex attached to the back. The plan was to fix it up.
David Lee Corbo
Into an apartment that's big as hell.
Matt
Building with seven units. It was about this time my weird sightings started becoming weird interactions.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, we have it. We talking about nocturnal releases, a few.
Matt
Reoccurring dreams, and one reoccurring character. A hat man of sorts. I know what you're typing, dude. I know exactly what you're doing right now.
David Lee Corbo
Can you just focus on the story?
Matt
It's just very disingenuous to act like we're on the show and stuff.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, he's so old. That makes me sad.
Matt
Guarantee though, I could still. I'd still have a six pack. I could still do pull ups and stuff. You hate that. You hate that. I stay in shape. I don't know why. Usually guys like, yeah, bro, right on, man. Keep it up. You're like, oh, I don't like that. She needs some more hot dogs and ice cream.
David Lee Corbo
Hey, 14 more pages. Let's go.
Matt
My hat man always had scissor hands.
Top Lobster
That's weird, right?
David Lee Corbo
That's different.
Matt
But now that I think back on it, maybe they were just long fingers.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, so they were never scissors.
Matt
There's a little bit of a difference between long fingers and scissorhands.
David Lee Corbo
Well, I mean, when you're looking at a silhouette, it always had stop looking at the stoppage. You gotta focus. You have a job to do. And it's.
Matt
I know, but I want him to know that I know exactly what he's doing and I'm saying it before he does it.
David Lee Corbo
He knows, you know? We know. You gotta focus, man.
Matt
Wait until I figure out how to type.
David Lee Corbo
Wait until I figure out how to use this thousand dollar MacBook I bought. And I bought it two months ago and I haven't used it at all.
Top Lobster
This is the most fun I've had in a while.
David Lee Corbo
Can you do the thing?
Matt
I'm not shocked by that. Well, you guys threw me off the show for a while and I feel like your shows weren't as fun without me. Well, it's because you can't just be honest about it.
David Lee Corbo
You get interrupted a lot when you read. Why don't you.
Matt
Why don't you go ahead and come clean, Top? You didn't like it as much when I'm out. Oh, that's not me. So I don't care. That's just alien.
David Lee Corbo
That's just alien. That's what you would look like if he was alien. Oh, come on.
Matt
No, that's a mythological creature, bro.
David Lee Corbo
It's not a myth.
Matt
I mean, I'm saying mythological creatures don't exist. I'm just saying it's a mythological.
David Lee Corbo
The implications of the word myth.
Matt
No, myths are End up being very. Let's just move on, please. But now that I think back on it, maybe they were just long fingers. It always had long arms and long legs. Very tall, similar to Mason. And most times it just sounds like a tall gray. Proportionately huge head.
David Lee Corbo
Yep, sounds like a tall gray.
Top Lobster
Really say similar.
David Lee Corbo
He called it a hat, man. Dude, you're getting blapped up by a tall gray. Learn your cryptid things.
Matt
Sometimes a hat and sometimes just messy hair like top.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, it had a hat.
Top Lobster
I don't think he said that. I think he's just being mean.
Matt
Sometimes a hat. Sometimes just messy hair like Edward Scissorhands. Like, you guys do kind of have the same vibes you do. Now that I think about it.
David Lee Corbo
It.
Matt
Other than not the scissors on the hands. You guys do have that same creepy vibe.
David Lee Corbo
Mine is the key feature of scissors on hand. I don't know.
Matt
The hair and, like, the face, though. Yeah, it is kind of.
David Lee Corbo
That's an over. This is an overrated movie. I'm gonna go ahead and say that right now. Edward scissors hands.
Matt
It kind of is stuff that nightmares are made of. No, they got everybody to watch.
David Lee Corbo
That sucks, dude.
Top Lobster
It's not.
David Lee Corbo
It's not like, a scary thing at all. It's like a. He's kind of.
Matt
When's the last time you watched it?
David Lee Corbo
I was a child, and I wasn't scared.
Matt
How do you remember, like, all of this?
David Lee Corbo
This.
Matt
This much later?
David Lee Corbo
Because I remember a lot. Whoa, dude. Looking great. Maybe I was wrong.
Matt
Okay. That. I'm fine with that, I guess.
David Lee Corbo
Whatever.
Matt
If you guys want to do pictures, go ahead.
David Lee Corbo
That's kind of cool.
Matt
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, yeah.
Matt
Let's do some more. That's no problem.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, but Edward Scissorhands, even bad Christian. Not scary. It's a gay movie is what he says. Whoa, dude, no. Don't pull his nipples out.
Top Lobster
I'm just great for 80.
David Lee Corbo
Come on, dude.
Top Lobster
All right, that's enough.
David Lee Corbo
Don't do the nipples.
Matt
You get better at working out and eating right the older you get. I don't know who's made this myth that, like, oh, you get old. You get a dad bod. You just get a chubby belly. It's like, no, no, no. If you don't stay on the game, you do. But if you stay on the game, you get better at it, just like everything else, I think. Why are you typing like, there's nothing to type right now? I don't understand what you're typing in. You know, we're doing a show. You're supposed to be engaging the show. You're out of the show.
David Lee Corbo
Can you keep reading the thing?
Matt
All listeners have, like, nothing to do with you on this show story.
David Lee Corbo
And you're. You're. You've literally not even broken this.
Top Lobster
We're an hour and 43 in. We got to end soon.
Matt
We wrapping up. Okay.
David Lee Corbo
No, no, no. You gotta read. Do you want me to read the rest of the story?
Matt
No.
David Lee Corbo
Are you a baby?
Matt
No, I like reading.
Top Lobster
Go, go, go.
Matt
But I don't. Like. There's certain movements he's doing where he's going to the next picture. Dude, I just know this.
David Lee Corbo
Producing. He's producing the show. Look at all these buttons. You don't even know what they do.
Top Lobster
I'm so sorry.
Matt
It would start as a shadow stretching from the ground up the wall.
Top Lobster
Wall.
Matt
Then the shadow would just move out of the wall and into the room with me.
David Lee Corbo
That's crazy.
Matt
I can't remember if the dreams came first or the waking encounters, but I saw this shadow guy in both and they started to blend together more specifically. Thanks. Beat up.
David Lee Corbo
Don't read that no more.
Matt
I knew when I was awake, but sometimes I would forget I was dreaming, if that makes sense. Okay, you just did a hum. Like you're listening to the story he's.
David Lee Corbo
Producing and he's locked in.
Matt
I'd forget when I was dreaming, if that makes sense. My dreams started becoming very real and detailed. Same. That's a funny thing. When people say you dream in color. You're like, bro, I dream like, it's like. Like it's just like this.
David Lee Corbo
I had a very silly dream.
Matt
Like everything is exactly the same.
David Lee Corbo
I had a dream that was interesting. You know how AI used to make the videos and they were like, incoherent and chaotic. You had a dream a couple of days ago. I have this dream that I'm at the beach with some friends. I look over into the ocean. There's a crab that's like the size of a mountain. And then the crab kind of like morphs into some. And I, like, look away. And then like the scenes, it was like all like, AI chaos.
Matt
Do you think it's pointing to STDs? Because sometimes it is stuff like that. Like sometimes a chick is being chased by like a bottle of Listerine. It's like he got bad breath, you know? Sometimes there's like a crab in the thing.
Top Lobster
Sometimes crabs.
Matt
I'm just saying I don't know what.
Top Lobster
Your personal life was like, not trying.
Matt
To be ugly or anything, but you never know. Like, what's.
David Lee Corbo
I know.
Top Lobster
Look what happened to Elijah. Who knows?
David Lee Corbo
We don't talk about that on the show. God bless Elijah and his high remote of.
Top Lobster
That's right. We want to continue to get our paychecks from Rift tv, so we're not going to mention that stuff.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, God bless Israel. Which one are we supposed to say?
Top Lobster
Israel. Israel. Elijah.
David Lee Corbo
God bless Elijah.
Top Lobster
Enough. For real, though. Pray for him. I do feel bad.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, please.
Top Lobster
Guys got problems, man.
David Lee Corbo
Anyway, can you finish it?
Matt
That was hard to read. I don't even know him. But even when I read that, I was like, damn.
David Lee Corbo
You read what? We don't even know what you're talking about. We don't talk about that.
Matt
My dream started becoming very real and Detailed down to smells and taste and touch. The first dreams that seemed real were of me in my room watching the shadows.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, what's on the tv? Why are you looking at the tv?
Matt
I know what he's doing.
David Lee Corbo
Dude, he's not doing anything.
Matt
Then I'd have the same dream, but I'd get out of bed and go to the hallway.
Top Lobster
Okay, okay.
David Lee Corbo
What happens in there?
Matt
Well, thinking back on it now, I may have started astral projecting.
David Lee Corbo
Define astral.
Matt
Well, well, he's saying I. I think it was astral projecting because Nancy was there. I don't know what that is.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, yeah, well, she actually spends most of her time in the dreamscape. And not the astral.
Matt
Does he know what she looks like? How does she. How would he know? It's Nancy.
David Lee Corbo
The. The tall thing with the long fingers. Right, Nancy.
Top Lobster
Oh, you know what? You guys reminded me. I have that Nancy T shirt that I never.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, yeah, because they're noodles.
Top Lobster
There should be noodles.
David Lee Corbo
There should be noodles.
Matt
She's not even here.
Top Lobster
Here.
David Lee Corbo
She said she's making noodles or some.
Top Lobster
She just. Nancy's house is just constant.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, I remember she said she would have to get ready for work or something like that. That's what she said. She was like, I might have to. Nancy hero.
Top Lobster
Well, she could talk if she wants.
Matt
Sorry. Yeah, I was getting ready for work.
David Lee Corbo
See, I was right.
Matt
Okay? In the dream, the guy was new. It was weird when he started seeing you in the dream. But I'd get out of bed and go to the hallway. Thinking back on it now, I may have started astral projecting before I intended. Little kids, man. I'm literally like in a story that sometimes I'm not even sure if I just didn't make you guys up in my imagination. But like, these characters in my story were like kids five days ago. And then it's like the movie Big. They were just turned into grown ups over now, right? That's not even funny. That's like seven years.
Top Lobster
Is there any life path where you end up like that?
Matt
No, there isn't.
Top Lobster
I don't think that has too much discipline.
David Lee Corbo
Has like a pastry forest instead.
Matt
Also, I don't love food that much, dude. Like, I don't know. I mean, I'm. I'm super grateful for food, but there's people that just like, love food. Like, loves food.
David Lee Corbo
I got a food problem.
Matt
It's like, give me the fuel. How much minerals and like, what's the vitamin content? What's the protein like?
David Lee Corbo
Let's go on watching. Says if I Send you guys some comedy artwork to the coffee shop, would you? Open it live on Nev. To America.
Matt
Hell, yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Goes on watching.
Matt
Yeah. Dude, what is it?
David Lee Corbo
First, we love you.
Top Lobster
Oh, that's true.
David Lee Corbo
As long as it's not pictures of dicks and boobs and butts.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
Matt
No. Or Matt as a fat guy. Or Matt fat guy.
David Lee Corbo
We're definitely gonna open it. We'll hang it on the wall. Honestly, if anybody has any. Any matters, we should dedicate, like, one wall in the whole area to fan art. Wall artwork.
Matt
Yeah, that would be rad.
David Lee Corbo
So if anybody wants to send artwork.
Matt
Only as much of, like, the craziest dumb stuff you say. That's brilliant. You really are the voice of reason.
Top Lobster
Drawings of us, like, literally, I want it to be hand drawn.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, yeah. It can't be, like, dumb. That doesn't.
Top Lobster
No. Drawings of us, like, the best you could do.
Matt
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Like that.
Matt
Goes on watching.
Top Lobster
And we'll hang them up all next to each other. It'll just be like a section for me, a section for Dave.
David Lee Corbo
Everybody draw Matt fat.
Matt
Still reserved. You are. You missed it. That one was already up.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, a combination of a fat, black, blazing female motorcycle racer.
Top Lobster
You didn't see the Asian one that we did of you.
David Lee Corbo
He didn't see a lot of them, which is fine.
Top Lobster
Yeah, we did. You as a girl.
David Lee Corbo
Can you finish reading this 32 page?
Matt
But you guys are getting sidetracked.
Top Lobster
You didn't see the girl.
Matt
That has nothing to do with me.
David Lee Corbo
Okay?
Matt
Not even close. Then I had the same dream, but I get out of the bed and go to the hallway. Thinking back on it now, I may have started astral projecting before I intended.
David Lee Corbo
Did. What do you mean?
Matt
Was there a time where he intended.
David Lee Corbo
To start Astro like Nancy. Nancy intends to invade the astral realm on a regular basis.
Matt
So I would often dream of sitting up or standing up wherever I was sleeping and watching shadows move around, either on the walls or in 3D space. As blobs or as humanoids. It was a mixed bag, if you know what I'm saying.
David Lee Corbo
You know what I'm saying?
Matt
Emerald City dream. Another recurring dream I had a lot was Emerald City from Wizard of Oz. Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
That's weird.
Matt
That's. That's a creepy, weird one. Yeah, show, man. Especially the one. This dream was set in my G mom's backyard. I would walk out the back door.
David Lee Corbo
I call it the G spot.
Matt
Inappropriate. I would walk out the back door and over the fence. Way off in the distance, I could see Emerald City. Tall, shining green towers Idk what it meant, but I had that dream almost every night.
David Lee Corbo
That's weird.
Top Lobster
Is this a good idea? The best picture gets a comp ticket to Bohemian Grove.
Matt
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
We should do something compute. Fair. Because some people are real, real, real artists here.
Matt
Fine.
David Lee Corbo
Dave Burns.
Top Lobster
Shout out Dave Burns.
Matt
That doesn't automatically mean the professional is going to win.
David Lee Corbo
That's right. It should be subjective.
Top Lobster
Yeah, that's. That is true.
Matt
Yeah. Somebody who's not a pro does, like a really good picture. It's like.
Top Lobster
Well, this was about. You don't want to hear this about Cocktober. Same sort of idea. It wasn't about, like, size, shape. It was about artists.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, presentation, presentation, presentation. And. And the winner. He presented.
Top Lobster
He presented.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
He showed up.
David Lee Corbo
It's strange because at the same time, it was my. The beginning of my love for hot dogs. And I've never really drawn that correlation. Focus. Stop scrolling through your phone, you wanker.
Matt
Let's go for you little kids to get back on the show.
Top Lobster
We have a couple more minutes.
Matt
Swing set twins dream.
David Lee Corbo
Okay.
Matt
Another recurring dream I've had often of twins.
David Lee Corbo
Huh.
Matt
Was also set in my G mom's.
David Lee Corbo
Backyard in the G spot.
Matt
It was as if the land of her yard was lifted off the ground. And that plot was. All the land there was. Was. There was a swing set in the yard and twin girls. One girl was swinging and the other stood next to the swing set with an open book in her hands. It looked like a strong wind was blowing their hair. And the pages of the book. That hit you hard. Dude.
David Lee Corbo
I was good. Yeah. I mean, twins are an interesting thing.
Matt
Are you okay right now?
David Lee Corbo
What's that? I get like a. I'll do like a. I have a thing.
Matt
Is it okay? But I thought maybe it was like.
David Lee Corbo
No.
Matt
That. You've seen that?
David Lee Corbo
That. No. I get the pilot erection and it makes me spaz a little bit.
Matt
There's nothing wrong with that.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, read the story.
Matt
No, I know what he's doing. Dude.
David Lee Corbo
Who's doing.
Matt
And you guys are, like, communicating on this too, so.
David Lee Corbo
Nobody's communicating.
Matt
You're innocent.
David Lee Corbo
I'm listening to the story about. I think the twins are interesting, though. You think about, like, the Shining.
Matt
Wait, okay, but what is this, though? Set My gmon's backyard. It was as if the land of her yard was lifted off the ground. And that plot was all the land there was.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, so he was on an A Skyland.
Matt
Yeah.
Top Lobster
Whoa.
Matt
That's what I'm saying. Isn't that a trippy visual?
David Lee Corbo
Reminds me of Kingdom Hearts reminds me.
Top Lobster
Yeah, it reminds me of a lot.
Matt
So there's. So they're. They're on a Skyland. They're up. That's all there is. And so what? You can, like, hear the air out? You can hear the wind. You're up in the air like you're up by the clouds. And there was a swing set in the yard and twin girls. One girl was swinging. The other stood next to swing with an open book in her hands. It looked like a strong wind because they're up in the sky was blowing their hair. And the pages of the book.
Top Lobster
Damn.
David Lee Corbo
You ever see Page Master? No.
Matt
You've watched a lot of shows and.
David Lee Corbo
Movies you've never seen. Page Master is like an old cartoon. It's like in a book. Land man, if it crushes. RJ says no sound.
Top Lobster
I don't believe him.
David Lee Corbo
Ah, keep reading, man. We got more story.
Matt
Straight Bibles on Tuesday. Now it looks like Nancy's here.
David Lee Corbo
She says she can hear us.
Top Lobster
Yeah, he's lying.
Matt
Qui Gon. Gin and tonic.
David Lee Corbo
Qui gon.
Matt
What does it say? It says qui Gon.
David Lee Corbo
Gin and tonic.
Matt
Oh, okay.
David Lee Corbo
Qui Gon.
Matt
I'm just a reader, bro.
David Lee Corbo
Nancy, you're getting ready for work. You have your kimono and are you sharpening your katana?
Matt
I. I finished all that. I'm.
David Lee Corbo
I'm good. Okay. All right, Good. Thank you.
Matt
Sometimes the same.
David Lee Corbo
Just read it.
Matt
Sometimes the same. Long arm, big head, Shadow man would be there too. Dang.
David Lee Corbo
Dang.
Matt
Either standing in 3D space or a 2D shadow cast on the ground or some other surface. I know you're getting ready to do one.
David Lee Corbo
Nobody's doing nothing. I know. Listen to the story, dude.
Matt
Mind tricks and astral projection is the title of this one.
Top Lobster
Oh, it's a banger.
Matt
All right.
Top Lobster
We have to. Yeah, we gotta lock it.
David Lee Corbo
Guys, stop screwing. One, two, three.
Top Lobster
Locked in. We're ready.
Matt
When I was about 10 or 11, I started getting into physics.
Top Lobster
Oh, this dude's fascinating. He's almost like the Mongolian horse rider, right?
David Lee Corbo
Mongolian.
Top Lobster
Mongolian archery horse rider.
Matt
I wanted to know what in finger quotes, stuff was made of.
David Lee Corbo
Of. Why are you looking at the tv?
Matt
I also learned of something called cabala.
David Lee Corbo
Cabala. This is the drinks you got out there.
Top Lobster
This is the stuff that Laura Loomer does.
David Lee Corbo
This is why you were. You were getting everybody blacked up. Can you read the story?
Matt
Yeah. I'm not doing any more of these red flag comments that you guys try to suck me.
David Lee Corbo
I don't even know what that means. Red flag Comments?
Matt
No, there's like.
David Lee Corbo
Are you even listening?
Matt
That's not cool, man.
Top Lobster
That's a really good one.
David Lee Corbo
It's not.
Matt
It's not cool, man. Nobody thinks that's funny unless you're like, seven. Okay.
Top Lobster
All right. This isn't nice. That's good.
Matt
They're wrong with you.
David Lee Corbo
Can you read the story? You want me to read the story? If it's 13 pages, I can. I'll read some. You want me.
Matt
There's no way we're doing 13 page. I'm down. If you want.
Top Lobster
All right.
Matt
I feel like you want.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, she's a big easy. Oh, my God. This is why you scare me. Because you're like a long baby.
Matt
You really are a long baby.
David Lee Corbo
Okay. When I was about 10 or 11, I started getting into physics. I wanted to know what stuff was made of. I also learned about something called Kabbalah.
Matt
To connect with the chat, which is.
David Lee Corbo
Don't look at it. You gotta think about the story. Right. I'm listening. Kabbalah is the drinks that you got outside in the freezer. After my parents split, I grew an unhealthy obsession with my dad. He was a ladies man. He was intelligent, he was fun, he was cultured. I wanted to be just like him. That's nice, right? I wish my son said all that cool about me. Except for the ladies man thing. Although I would, like, think that my. My wife thinks I'm a lady.
Top Lobster
Call you a ladies man is awkward. Yeah, awkward.
David Lee Corbo
Maybe a weird thing to say. He would mess around with sigil magic. What the. And alchemy. I don't know if I asked him first or if he decided to initiate me on his own, but he put me in a coffin. And he proceeded to. No, that didn't happen. I'm just playing. But around this time in my life, he started teaching me different types of meditation.
Matt
Okay, so this dude, this family line has brought this into this house.
David Lee Corbo
Yes, this is. This man has brought iniquity.
Matt
Oh, this was happening in the house. And then one day, my dad picked up some magic later on.
Top Lobster
No, they were asking for this.
Matt
Yeah. Okay.
David Lee Corbo
It's interesting too, because. Because parents split, so there's a divorce and there's Kabbalah. And now you're creating generational iniquity. Not good, homeboy.
Top Lobster
Now you're creating.
David Lee Corbo
This is not good. So I could make minor aches and pains go away. I could fall asleep and wake up at the snap of a finger. I could control my dreams. The dreams became more lucid, and I began testing out Astral projection. You hear that, Nancy? Cut it out. When I first learned to astral project, I was told to find a medium. I was told to find a medium between falling asleep and waking myself up after finding this mental state. I envisioned my body as if it were hovering over myself. Looking down. From here, I could turn my view and move around as I pleased. I could feel myself. I could feel the ground.
Top Lobster
I don't like this.
David Lee Corbo
I could feel the walls and the doors, the walls.
Matt
He's reading it like me now. He hates when I read it like that, but now he's doing it.
David Lee Corbo
But I could also pass through them.
Matt
If I wanted to.
David Lee Corbo
I would usually float up my body or float up from my body until I passed through the ceiling and out of the roof and out of the house. From there, I'd float down the street. I'd walk around the block. I always wanted to. I was always too scared to travel far.
Matt
Car.
David Lee Corbo
I never saw any other people or entities, but I always felt like I was being watched. Oh, that's interesting. She actually said that. She was like. And those super secret things that she told me and I wasn't supposed to tell anybody else. Well, she's on the show.
Top Lobster
Why didn't you just.
David Lee Corbo
Nancy, tell us about the people that watch. What?
Top Lobster
You tell us about the people that watch, Nancy. I don't know. Can you tell us about the Astral Realm film?
David Lee Corbo
No. All right, fine. Well, Nancy told me one time, she said, people watch. There's the watchers and then there's the doers. Well, the ones that watch also do.
Matt
But a little more to the story. Come on, Nancy, elaborate a little bit.
David Lee Corbo
No.
Matt
Come on. None of us know anything about that world. Or, like, you could really help us out.
David Lee Corbo
Fine, Nancy, keep your secrets, man.
Top Lobster
She won't show us her house.
David Lee Corbo
Sometimes it would look like there were shadows watching me from the houses, but I can't confirm that. Maybe I was just a freaked out kid. I like that.
Matt
I kind of like that, too. That one looks cool.
David Lee Corbo
All right, here we go. The Red Desert. And O the Clown. What? What? What?
Top Lobster
All right, this is the last one and we gotta wrap.
Matt
Wait, wait. So that's the end of that one where he was just, like, floating around? Figured out how to float around.
David Lee Corbo
They had to do some.
Matt
Dude, I wonder where this story ends.
David Lee Corbo
Bro, it doesn't end. It ends. Nephilim Death Squad. The Red Desert in.
Matt
Oh, this is definitely a guy who's, like, an NDS fan.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Or else imagine.
Top Lobster
Imagine, like, asking the last two submissions to not don't associate with these people. Like what? Yeah. Have you read their submissions? Do you know how many of these people there are?
David Lee Corbo
Are you know how many of these people need Christ?
Top Lobster
They're all our audience.
David Lee Corbo
This one is super crazy.
Top Lobster
It's crazy.
David Lee Corbo
Around the same time that I began.
Matt
Experimenting, some would say it's like David in his story. I got it right here.
Top Lobster
But Psalms, it's not in Psalms.
Matt
In 1 Samuel, that's where, like, all the outcasts joined themselves to David.
Top Lobster
This is exactly what. What's happening?
Matt
You want me to read it?
Top Lobster
Yeah, he's gonna read the Bible.
Matt
Okay, well, I don't care. You can finish the story.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, I'm gonna keep going, and then you can interrupt me when you want to interrupt me.
Matt
No, I don't want to interrupt. Want to respect you. That's what friends do.
David Lee Corbo
What was I talking about here?
Matt
Okay, look at it with the raven beak.
David Lee Corbo
So around the same time that I began experimenting with the limits of my mind, I came up with a game that I used to play with my cousins called Hide the pickle. Nope. That I used to play with my cousins and the neighborhood kids. I would close my eyes and go, hide the pickle.
Matt
Dude, stop. Nobody likes that.
David Lee Corbo
I would close my eyes and go somewhere else, a place in my mind that looked like a red desert where multiple entities would either control my body to entertain everyone, or they would show me where hidden treasures were. That's interesting, because a lot of entities are like the thing, like. I don't know if you ever heard of, like, Yog, Sothoth and the 13 Globes, but it's basically like a Lovecraftian thing that people speculate is actually a real thing. One of their names, I think, is Umbra, which is the same entity as Rain man, supposedly, that. That all these rappers are dealing with. Anywho, Some of them have, like, the 13 Globes, I think, are just 13 demons. And some of them are, like, They're. They're useful for. For certain things. Umbra or umbrella or. I mean, I'm sorry. Rain man would be good for fame and money, and I think also women. There are other ones that are good for, like, revealing hidden treasures to you, things that are lost but can be found through them. So that. That's an interesting thing, but I'll put a pin in it. Can. You can read?
Top Lobster
Go ahead.
Matt
Okay, that's the end.
David Lee Corbo
No, no, it's not the end.
Matt
This. Okay, well, this is what you guys are like, actually.
David Lee Corbo
Stop it.
Matt
So this is after David. I'm Actually going to get into the story in the next straight Bible. But this is where David has to pretend that he's gone mad. Like he. He's captured. It's not captured. But he goes into this town. He's been running from Saul. He's just looking for a place to hide.
David Lee Corbo
Died.
Matt
So he pretends he's gone mad because this is a nation where he's killed a ton of their soldiers already.
David Lee Corbo
Oh.
Matt
So he's pretending he's gone mad and lost his mind.
David Lee Corbo
And it said, oh, he's just faking it.
Matt
Dude, you're gonna love this story next week. But. Well, that's crap. You never listen to straight Bible. That's right.
David Lee Corbo
That's not true.
Matt
But I haven't listened in a while. So David departed from there and escaped to the cave Adulam. And when his brethren and all his father's house heard it, they went down there to him. So he's hiding out in this cave.
David Lee Corbo
Cave.
Matt
He's trying to get away from Saul. He's just trying to figure out what's he gonna do. His family comes there like, David, you good man? How's it going? And everyone that was in distress and everyone that was in debt and everyone that was discontented gathered themselves unto him.
David Lee Corbo
Hold on.
Matt
And he became a captain over them. And there were with him about 400 men. This is just the beginning of like, like all of the outcasts from society like came and gathered to David. It was like the Oakland raiders in the 70s. Like John Madden was like, I don't care if you're on coke, I don't care if you're on steroids. Like, I don't care what all your guys problems are. You can come to Oakland as long as you can play football.
David Lee Corbo
Hell yeah, we're gonna win.
Matt
You know what I'm saying? Like dat. My dad always told me the Raiders were like that 70s. Yeah. You don't like it, do you?
David Lee Corbo
I don't like that one. That one's not. No, it's nasty.
Matt
Yeah, mine were way worse.
David Lee Corbo
Dude, that's like a nasty.
Matt
Yeah, they're mad at you that you don't listen to straight Bible. But I don't blame you, dude, I get like, as soon as we get away from each other, we all need a break. I get it. It's not like I watch your shows at home. So the bottom line is that there was all these outcasts that came and joined them. They were just like, they knew they didn't fit into society. And there was a place where they gathered. And so. See, that's very.
David Lee Corbo
That's so funny.
Top Lobster
Wow. That looks just like me.
David Lee Corbo
Got you, my boy.
Top Lobster
All right. Damn, Nancy, you're fired.
David Lee Corbo
That's funny. Goodbye, Nancy. All right, come on, finish the story.
Matt
So that's all I'm saying. It's just that.
David Lee Corbo
What are you saying?
Matt
That that's what Nephilim Death Squad is like. And, like, people don't get it. They're trying to, like, trash you and say bad things.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Matt
And like, whatever. But it's like this gathering place for all those have kind of been kicked out of society, man.
David Lee Corbo
Or maybe.
Matt
Or maybe even kicked out of the popular podcast group. Because from what I'm understanding more you guys talk about, there's like, the popular podcast group, but then, like, say that. No, but, like, below that, there's like all this gang of podcasters that are just coming from the heart. They're just real ones. And it's like all those real ones are kind of like, gathering now.
Top Lobster
That's what he told us yesterday. He was like. He's like.
Matt
He.
Top Lobster
He offered me. He basically offered me to be in the cool crew.
David Lee Corbo
And.
Top Lobster
And then he threatened me to kick me out. But they already kicked me out, so how they gonna kick me out?
Matt
You know what I'm saying? Like, that's like the people who gathered around David. Dude. And then watch the story as David builds with. With that. Like, he builds with that. Anyway, I just thought, yeah, you guys kind of remind me of that.
David Lee Corbo
I'm gonna continue.
Top Lobster
Okay, go ahead.
David Lee Corbo
They would show me where hidden treasures were. I found a wad of money.
Matt
You're reading like me now after you mocked me for it.
David Lee Corbo
I love this. I think you're kind of right.
Top Lobster
Those are David's mighty men.
David Lee Corbo
Right. Don't touch.
Matt
That was Mighty man was only like 33 dudes. It ended up 33.
Top Lobster
Interesting.
Matt
I mean, he had three that were like savages. Badasses.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
Matt
Defended a bean field. Yeah. One that defeated a line in the snow and a pit. There's a. There's a bunch of stories about these guys, but the Mighty Men were very specific.
David Lee Corbo
They have a lion face. Dude of Moab.
Top Lobster
Lion. Lion headed man in Moab.
Matt
Well, this is a different story. It's a. I'm not saying that they didn't do that too. I'm saying there's one story of one of the main three that was in the slate of tiger in a pit in the snow. Know something to that extent, which is rad, but I don't mean to Keep interrupting.
Top Lobster
Okay, so this is a very nice.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, that's good, right?
Matt
Yeah. How come none of mine could be cool, dude? Well, all his are cool.
David Lee Corbo
That is a good aesthetic though. This reminds me of when schizophrenic people find things because their voices tell them. He goes, I found a wad of money stuffed in a McDonald's cup. This way. I found a buried gun. I found a perfectly fine dirt bike abandoned in the woods.
Matt
Wait, this entity was guiding him like on a treasure hunt?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, that's.
Matt
Nobody's ever said that before.
David Lee Corbo
That happens a common thing in schizophrenics.
Top Lobster
This is not surprising at all.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, yeah, they'll show them where like drugs are.
Top Lobster
And that happened to you, Matt?
David Lee Corbo
You ever been told to find some? When I was a little kid, I did.
Matt
Always love a good treasure hunt.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, dude.
Matt
Now I'm like racking my brain now that I hear these crazy stories. I'm like, yeah, hey, you want to.
David Lee Corbo
Go on a treasure hunt? Why do you think.
Top Lobster
Why do you think people on meth are always.
David Lee Corbo
Why did you make that noise?
Top Lobster
They're always digging and they're seeing holes in their arms trying to find.
David Lee Corbo
You don't want to go on a treasure hunt?
Top Lobster
No, I don't want to do that now.
Matt
I do that every morning, dude. 4:45. They can do it on zoom if you want to call at 4:45.
Top Lobster
All right, I'm not up.
David Lee Corbo
I don't remember these entities talking to me, but I can't rule out mind speak. I just remembered the visuals of these shadow people downloading different locations into my head. Then I'd go there in real life and I'd find something surprising every time. Sounds like randonautica too. I also saw a lanky, big headed, large eared, Bible thumping food forest inhabiting brown water merchant.
Top Lobster
No way.
Matt
None of that's real, dude.
David Lee Corbo
I also saw a lanky big headed shadow man. Sorry I misread that. In these red desert trances. But he kept his distance and he just stood there again. Sometimes there was a long shadow cast on the ground. I was helpless during these experiences. I couldn't decide what went on there. I only had power over going there. That's interesting. And leaving there. That kind of scared me. So I didn't do it often. Whatever it was, it was much different than astral projection and lucid dreaming. That's fascinating. So this dude was like, what was more scary? Going to the red desert lands and having the shadow people blap his brain with locations. So he can get goodies.
Matt
This is very weird.
Top Lobster
Very. I think we should. We should stop it here.
David Lee Corbo
It's not over yet, but it's got to be over. This story. We'll finish at this story, then we'll go to the next one.
Matt
Also 10 pages later.
David Lee Corbo
I didn't have the language for it at the time, but I think I was channeling.
Matt
Yeah, probably I had the language for it.
David Lee Corbo
What's that? Dude, I don't like that huge nose ring. Take that down. That's dumb. Only faggots have nose rings.
Matt
I like goes on watching more and more.
David Lee Corbo
Man goes on watching. Is the man.
Matt
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Very average size ears. Everybody watching is a liar.
Matt
Like, literally everybody knows that.
Top Lobster
This is the best show ever.
David Lee Corbo
I think I was channeling. I did this a few different. With a few different entities on separate occasions. One entity, Damn in particular, became a regular. He would come inside me. It was. It came off as a timid yet curious and playful child. There was also an angry man that would come inside me and a sad woman who would come inside me. Some kind of military or policeman that would come inside me. Me and some kind of animalistic tribal entity that would come inside me. And.
Top Lobster
It'S hard to read. It's hard to hear. They want to know. The chat wants to know how's he. How's he spelling it? A lot of come.
David Lee Corbo
And then of course, the child entity. Oh. As I got older and my friend group changed, I stopped doing these trances to myself. I was still having lucid dreams, playing with astral projection and seeing the same long shadow man. But I believe at least one of these things I was channeling stuck around crying. When I started hitting my teenage years, I had spontaneous moments where I would do ridiculous things, break things, steal things, hurt people, hurt myself, say things I shouldn't, hurt people.
Matt
Hurt people, Hurt people, Hurt people.
David Lee Corbo
People.
Top Lobster
Amen.
David Lee Corbo
It seems normal for a preteen going through puberty, but I would black out on these situations and have no memory of it. My friends would come in me. My friends would encourage it is what he says. So. So it became an alter ego that I heavily leaned into. An alter ego that we named O. The Clown.
Top Lobster
Whoa.
David Lee Corbo
There's one more paragraph. I remember one time in particular. Some kid, 16 or 17, old enough to drive, drive, tried to get me to steal a keg from a bar. I was sitting in the car, staring at the bar, trying to build up the guts to do this and trying to plan which door or window to go through. When I finally opened the car door, I Leaned out, but the guy next to me immediately pulled me back in. I realized the car was suddenly moving and I had already stolen three kegs. I blacked out the whole thing. Later in my life, I was diagnosed with depression and multiple personality disorder. And the psychiatrist came in me.
Top Lobster
That last part was.
David Lee Corbo
That last part. Was it in there? This is fascinating.
Matt
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
We're only at page 6 of 13, so we'll have to pick this up tomorrow. Not tomorrow. I don't know. The next time we do Chronicles, which is like, who the hell knows?
Top Lobster
I know. And I wish. You know, if Matt wasn't here, we would have probably gotten.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, we would have gotten through this. There's no way. He just couldn't. Didn't.
Top Lobster
It was very distracting. He didn't lock in the images that he kept pulling up of himself.
Matt
Well, the good news is the Raven wanted me on the show today. It meant a lot to me, Matt, if I.
Top Lobster
If you had to give, like, a. A rating of how you feel about how today went.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, yeah, like, a rating from, like, light spirit, medium spirit, heavy spirit.
Top Lobster
Are you. Are you encouraged? Like, because we just did a show. You did a show with the boys and you're like, yeah, yeah. Like, how do you feel?
David Lee Corbo
You love the boys.
Top Lobster
Feel you love the boys.
David Lee Corbo
You love the boys.
Matt
This is like a 10 out of 10, dude. This, like, a great show. I don't know.
David Lee Corbo
Like, I hate to say this.
Top Lobster
Yeah, Yeah.
Matt
I hate to say. You don't even know what I'm saying. I hate to say this, but, like, some of the Chronicles ones is just like. No, it's because they're not that cool. It's just like, these ones are very interesting. Look, the first one was great too, bro.
Top Lobster
The first one was Trash Bag Man. Should we. Should we end it or should we.
Matt
We gotta end it. But I'm just saying, when they're good like this, it's super intriguing. Dude.
David Lee Corbo
Dude, I'm gonna run through Trash Bag man because it's really short. Wait, what?
Matt
Oh, and sometimes I gotta be honest. I gotta be honest, because. Just because you asked, like, if I wasn't working today. I mean, I worked on the farm all morning. I got that new chainsaw.
Top Lobster
Yeah, thanks. Shout out to the chat.
Matt
Things went great with the chainsaw.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Matt
And, you know, I come in, I'm ready to go, everything's popping. I haven't been to the gym yet. Then you're, like, popping and ready to do a show. If I come on and do a show at 4 o', clock, I've been working all day. I'm a little nasty.
David Lee Corbo
They were a little nasty.
Matt
Whiny. A little. Just kind of like, oh, man, it's the end of the day.
David Lee Corbo
Get out, trash bag man.
Top Lobster
Whiny is a good word to use.
David Lee Corbo
Around the year 2000, I was 12 or 13 years old. My cousin came in me and we were alone in the house. He was a smooth, gangster type guy and the last person I'd ever expect to talk about ghosts or any woo woo stuff, unless he was trolling. We were sitting in the living room in the middle of the day. He was sitting next to me on the couch, to my left, then to his left, and behind him, like seven o'. Clock. It's very specific. Was a doorway into the kitchen. And to our direct left, 9 o', clock, was a hallway. Envision that 9 o'. Clock.
Matt
Not three. Top nine. Quit watching the chat.
David Lee Corbo
Stop watching the chat.
Top Lobster
I'm trying to figure it out. Okay, left.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, I was watching TV and my cousin was on his laptop. It seemed like we both saw something in the left corner of our eyes simultaneously because we both turned our heads at the exact same time. Coming out of the kitchen doorway in broad daylight, only an arm's length away was a big, burly trash bag man.
Top Lobster
What's that mean?
David Lee Corbo
He came in me. You didn't say that. I'm so sorry.
Matt
This is so crazy. This is the same guy that started this with that. 3 years old in a bike, people hanging in the tree. That's all the same guy.
David Lee Corbo
When. When people have an experience, their life is usually dotted with experiences. That's exactly what I told my cousin.
Top Lobster
My cousin see dead people in the streets. She lived the one that lived in Seagull Gate.
David Lee Corbo
That's crazy.
Matt
The one that just New York though, right? It's just.
Top Lobster
No, it's because she grew up just.
David Lee Corbo
Actual dead people in the street.
Top Lobster
Grew up in a house that was like, literally haunted. And, I don't know, her mother was talking to these entities and who knows what happened. One thing leads to another, she's out in the street seeing these things and like, she just blapped up her entire life.
David Lee Corbo
Was that the. The chick that I talked to? Yep.
Matt
Yeah.
Top Lobster
Yeah, she's.
David Lee Corbo
She's. She's got some she had attached to her. Okay, so. So coming out of the kitchen only an arm's length away in broad daylight is a big burly trash man. It wasn't super tall, but it was super wide.
Top Lobster
Super wide.
David Lee Corbo
It pretty much took up the whole space of the door frame. Vertically and horizontally. Well, that's decently tall. Maybe six feet tall, four feet wide.
Top Lobster
Damn Nephilim. Nephilim genetics.
David Lee Corbo
It had noticeable arms and legs. It was moving its limbs as it walked. It either looked like a hunchback or it just had a huge back and shoulders with no neck. Kind of like a juggernaut from X Men the Man. It was such a deep, dark black. It almost looked like I could see into it. As if the darkness had depth to it. That sounds just like Homeboy's story that we talked to the other day with the muscular evil man. Yeah, shout out, Dylon. Where are we at here? As if the darkness had depth to it. This black mass also had a little shine to it. That's interesting because he said it was like oil. Yep. I've never seen anything like it, so it's hard to make a comparison. But my cousin and I came to the conclusion that it kind of looked like a trash bag, so we called him Trash Bag Man. That's a story that totally betrays, like, what the hell you saw. Trash Bag man almost seems comedic, especially when he comes in you. But. But you're describing something that is, you know, it's pretty horrifying. As it came through the doorway, it immediately turned left and walked down the hallway. My cousin and I just stared at it, frozen in our seats. We just watched it move down the hall, walk through the closed door at the end of the hall, and vanish. This thing never acknowledged us. The whole encounter probably took less than 30 seconds, and we never talked about it again. What the.
Top Lobster
Many such cases.
David Lee Corbo
What the.
Top Lobster
Beautiful. But I will say the language on this episode is a bit intense. Unbecoming for Christian men.
David Lee Corbo
Many such cases.
Top Lobster
Yes.
David Lee Corbo
In the book, in the pages.
Episode: “Real Demon & UFO Encounters! | NDS Chronicles”
Date: February 17, 2026
Hosts: TopLobsta, David Lee Corbo (aka "The Raven"), Matt
Episode Focus: Listener-submitted stories of supernatural encounters, with commentary tying these to broader biblical, conspiratorial, and paranormal themes.
This lively, unfiltered episode of Nephilim Death Squad (NDS) brings together the regular crew—TopLobsta, David Lee Corbo ("Raven"), and Matt—to read and deconstruct listener-submitted accounts of supernatural encounters, particularly focusing on demons, shadow people, astral projection, and other paranormal experiences. Throughout, the hosts analyze these testimonies through a biblical and conspiratorial framework, injecting their trademark irreverence and humor, and discussing the cultural impact of recent “Epstein files,” UFO narratives, and ongoing institutional distrust.
Timestamps: 04:08–16:29
Timestamps: 12:25–17:34
Timestamps: 17:55–38:29
Hosts’ Analysis:
Timestamps: 38:29–50:10
Timestamps: 46:09–1:33:45
Notable Quotes from the Readings:
Hosts’ Commentary:
Timestamps: 73:43–80:11
Recurring throughout; Timestamps: Scattered
The speakers maintain a unique mix of irreverence, dark humor, and open sincerity. Tangents abound, from hot dog disputes to AI image generation to inside jokes, but the trio always refocuses on the supernatural and conspiratorial core—providing both biblical grounding and skeptical, even satirical, meta-commentary on how such content circulates in modern culture.
| Story/Segment | Description | Themes | |----------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|-----------------------------------------| | KATIE’S DEMON ATTACK (17:55–38:29)| Attacked by a sleep paralysis demon, defeated by invoking the name of God/Jesus. | Spiritual warfare, sleep paralysis | | HAUNTED CHILDHOOD (46:09–1:33:45)| Growing up in former funeral parlor; ghosts, shadow men, astral projection, channeling | Haunted houses, generational hauntings, altered states | | O THE CLOWN (110:58–131:50) | Childhood trances/channeling manifest alter ego and blackout episodes; later Dx MPD| Dissociation, spirit possession, mental health | | TRASH BAG MAN (131:50–137:54) | Apparition of a black, hulking, “trash bag” shadow figure; one-off but profound sighting | Shadow entities, poltergeists |
This NDS Chronicles episode delivers a packed, raucous review of listener supernatural encounters interwoven with biting analysis of conspiracies, cultural narrative shifts, biblical principles, and the evolving landscape of fringe media. Its value lies in both the depth of “boots-on-the-ground” testimony and the hosts’ unfiltered, analytical style—a combination designed for both entertainment and critical reflection on the realities that undergird our collective beliefs and fears.
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Episode is heavily anecdotal, with stories and discussions flowing organically. For the full flavor, consult the individual timestamped sections above.