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Don't touch your hair. Anybody notice the inconsistencies yet? Nobody. Yeah, they said it. What did they say? The over under. They don't like it. Oh, my God. Atma. This is such a. Oh, my God. Such a banger. Dude. He says women don't have depth perception. That's true. Curbs lives matter. This is said by curbs lives matter. Dude, my tires tell a story about my wife and it's that she also does not have depth perception. She will plow into. No, my wife has actually been really good on. On not smashing into curves. Girls have. They have life on easy, but they do live life in a very skewed perspective. They do. They're very like. Like I. I hit the brakes a little bit because the guy might have stopped short. My wife was like, oh, my. Dude, calm down. My wife. My wife has to grab the handle and it's so insulting. And she gets mad at you. She grabs the handle or she grabs the door handle and I'm like, I've never been in. I've never been in an accident in my life. Neither. Woman. Knock on. This is press board. I don't think it's. That's all fake. We don't have any real. Oh, the molding. So. So, so I'm like, where do you get off being afraid of my driving? It doesn't make any sense. I've never been in an accident. Yeah, well, they're just very terrified creatures in general, but yeah, I'm studying them. It's interesting. I don't particularly like it. I don't like what I see. No. Not enthusiastic about it. Not even. Not endearing. Not. It doesn't give me hope for the future. Yeah, I think it's dismal. Yeah, it's dismal, but it's accurate. Gotta go. All right, we'll get the hell out of here. Thank you for dropping by and I will see you at 2 o' clock when we. When we talk to Donut. What up, Donut? Very excited to talk to Donut. We're going to talk about the movie Weapons. So you have a couple of hours. Go home and watch it. No, that's okay. It's not a good show anyway. All right, so, so, so, yeah. I don't know. Does it. Did that make any sense? My. My talk on. On anger. I hope that that helped. Grizzly Dismal Bismol, Pepto Bismol, you know, and, and the thing that kind of gets me about what, what ancap Grizzly is asking here about the anger is like. Because the secret is not a secret. I don't know. I don't know what the. Like, there's no amount of information I'm going to depart on you that's going to cause you to have an epiphany. It's something that you just have to like, internalize and realize. And I think the only thing that, that makes you realize that hopefully if you're the type of person who can like. I was having this conversation with my son the other day and we were talking about like, Nepo babies and, and how being raised in squalor can often develop one into a. A decent human being. And my son hasn't had to go through too much squalor, although he has gone through a little bit. But he said, does that mean that I'm gonna be a bad person because I said, no, you're not gonna be a bad person because you didn't experience the heartache. There are two ways to learn a thing. You can either go through it or you can recognize the wisdom of people who have been through it. And a lot of people aren't good at the latter. They're not good at taking advice. Some people have to go through it. I don't think that's everybody, though. I think one of the things that I understood pretty well and pretty early in my life was this concept of regret. And, and so I knew, not because of my own life, but because of the wisdom of other people. And even, even in. In shows, let's. Let's be honest. You know, these kind of wholesome family sitcoms would. Would teach you a lot. And I would learn from. From them as well, sort of family values or, or moral value. And I think I did a good job of internalizing that stuff because I wasn't raised by like, one person. So it's not like I had a beacon of morality in my life. I had tv, which is horrifying. But one of the things that I knew was this concept of regret having less to do with the things that you did in life and more to do with the things that you didn't do in life. And so I knew at a very young age that I didn't want to be the type of person who sat on his deathbed one day and was sad about all the things that I never took a crack at, which, in a lot of ways, was the driving force for this. And what we're doing here now is because it's a lofty endeavor. Many people said on the way here that it was a stupid thing to try to do, and I rejected that. And I said, I knew that if I knew that the regrets that I would have one day as an old man were more to be in line with. Why didn't I take a chance and do this? Why didn't I take a chance and do that? So that is to say, I think that's, you know, you can learn from the. With surprise, you can learn from the wisdom of other people in the lives of other people. You don't have to go through the. The rigmarole of suffering, Although suffering is a great teacher. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Biggest faux head is. Says Married with Children Hits so much clearer as an adult. Yes, yes, yes, yes. All right, guys, we're gonna take. Actually, we'll get into Q. We'll check out what Q sent, and then we will take a pee pee break. We'll take a pee pee break. And then we will. And then we'll. We'll get into the. The voice memo and the caller segment of the show after we play our. Our schizophrenic intermission music, which I'm a huge fan of. Oh, this guy. What the hell is this guy doing? This is frustrating. This is frustrating. I don't think it's gonna be bad, but I know what flavor it's going to be. I'll tell you what, I can deal with a little bit of fatigue causing content a little bit. Just a little bit. And I think this is gonna hit that. This comes from Q. Whoopi baby mama's hoe ass here in the chat says, I wonder why we haven't been visited by extraterrestrials. Good God, man. All right, let's let it rip. Hey, yo, man, what's taking home so long, son? Calm down. What is this like? What are you doing, dog? I almost gotta take the music off because I went pop copyright stricken for many men, which for a period of time, was my son's favorite song. I may have made some mistakes. So this guy, for the audience who's listening, standing in the middle of the street, Black dude with his. With his chest out, puffed out and his arms, you know, he's making his shoulders broad. And he's standing in the street in this. In the street. And a car, a bus bumps him, which he's purposely trying to do. He's trying to get the bus to. And then when he. When the bus bumps him, he turns to it like it's a dude that bumped into him in the streets. And now he's trying to fight it. He's trying to fight the bus. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh. This would be so much more fun with the music, but I can't do the music. This is crazy. This 500 pound man in a smart car with no door, letting his feet skid on the ground as he drives down the highway. Very nice. Oh, no. Why are we looking at this lady's butt? Oh, no. Ladies. Don't do yoga in the park. Don't do yoga in the park. Who knows what this guy's up to? Crouching behind a tree and staring at you as you're in your yoga pants doing downward dog. Not good. Yeah, he's in the zone. He's in the zone. Here we go. This has got to be Abu Dhabi or Dubai. We got a guy here, a Muslim dude, doing push ups on the roof of his vehicle as it flies down the highway. They're always doing that. Oh, this guy's crushing. This guy's awesome. Dude. What is this? What is this? There's a guy sat at a bus stop bench wearing a backpack on his chest. And poking out of the backpack is the severed head of a mannequin limu emu. And Doug, here we have the limu emu in its natural habitat, helping people customize their car insurance and save hundreds with Liberty Mutual. Fascinating. It's accompanied by his natural ally, Doug. Uh, limu is that guy with the binoculars watching us. Cut the camera. They see us. Only pay for what you need@liberty mutual.com. liberty, liberty, liberty. Liberty Savings vary unwritten by Liberty Mutual Insurance Company and affiliates. Excludes Massachusetts. And he's. He's making out with it. Yeah. How did they. I like that. He blurred his face out. Sir, this is a public bench. You don't get your face blurred out. I want to know who you are making out with this mannequin head. Romance is not dead. All right, here we go. Wow. That's a. That is the strength of a torta. The strength of a torta. This woman is all of 4, 8. This Mexican lady, some sort of an event. And she's got her husband or boyfriend on her shoulders so that she. So he can get a good, good video footage with his cell phone. That's love. I'm actually, I find this very endearing. Am I the only one tort that? Thank you, Emily. Torta tough. I like this lady. She crushes. That's love. She's awesome. I, man, I, I don't know. I'm all caught up in it. I. I think that's awesome. Oh, no. Demon hunter bear said at least the mannequin won't nag him. Yeah, I mean, that's what I. It makes you kind of wonder about, you know, once these, these sex robots get to a certain degree, what that's going to do to. Amen. Rat. I like that. Mexican couples are always the same height. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can see she's got sturdy legs, this, this chick. Broad shoulders, by the way. Broad shoulders, sturdy legs. Does not look like she's having a hard time at all. This is easy, easy work, light work. Oh, yeah. I've seen this thing before. I kind of want to go back to that if I didn't. Like, like, you see this, right? This is me at the height of my boxing career. No, I would never have a ponytail if I saw this thing. I mean, guys, hear me out. Hear me out. This thing, this is a man. I'm sorry, I don't mean to call it a thing. Here we have a man. I guess you would say it's, you know, it's dwarf height, but it's proportionately just a skinny man, you know, because dwarves typically have no neck. They're very stout halflings. This is not. This is a. A man who's been hit with a shrink ray. Excuse me. So. So he's all proportioned out. Now. Hear me out. You see him in this setting and you go, oh, this is a guy who, you know, has something. Something's wrong. He's got, I guess, dwarfism. It's just interesting because he's very skinny and lanky. But imagine this. You're in the forest and you see this. And he's moving like this, by the way, and he's covered in, like, leather armor. He's covered in leather armor and he's sprinting towards you in the forest. Now, number one, I'm going to admit to you, I'd be frightened if that was because look at how fast he's moving. I mean, like, good footwork, too, man. Not. Not bad with the footwork. His technique. I'm gonna be honest with you. Big looping punches. Not a big fan of the, the looping punches. I'd like to see him throw some straight down the pipe stuff. Boom, boom, boom. But dude, his angles, his angles, his footwork, he's light on his feet. His head's off the center line very often. He's very mobile. You know, he's, he's moving in a circle. Boom, boom. Look at that, look at that, look at that. If I saw that, I'm not mad at him, honestly. I mean, yeah, biggest faux head. It says one punt and done for sure you can kick him. But if I saw that sprinting towards me in the forest wearing leather armor, I would probably run because I wouldn't assume that it was a tiny man with dwarfism. I would assume it is some mythical creature, some elf. And I would say the only reason he's sprinting towards me right now is because he knows something that I don't, you know, which is almost certainly spellcraft or something like that. What option does he have other than to be light on his feet? That's true. That is true. But that technique was, was solid. And I, and I would say that, you know, the lightness of feet could come from the fact that he's 47 pounds, but the technique, it was crispy. And, you know, I've, I've taught boxing. I know full size men that can't, that can't get their technique down that tightly. Okay, Yeah. Z man is awesome. Says, okay, leather armor is one thing, but what if that thing has fairy wings and is sprinting towards you? I'm horrified, honestly. He wins the, he wins the day. If I'm encroaching upon his territory, you know, I'm getting out of there. Oh, yeah, you want to teep kick it. That's definitely the move, but I wouldn't tape kick it. I would do exactly what biggest faux heades is talking about. I would teep kick it and run. I would not stick around. I would not engage in a combat scenario with this thing because there's no doubt in my mind he has a wand. He knows a spell. There are more than one of him. You know what I mean? Three, four, five, six of those guys. If you really had to, you take him out. 7, 8, 9, 10. 10. 10 of those guys. 10 of those guys. Oh, my God. Q says if it's got a spear, 10 of those guys with a spear and you are dead. I don't give a who you are. Ten of those guys with a spear. That, that guy looks like he knows how to throw a spear. A Tiny spear. Ten of those guys chucking spears at you. It's a wrap. It's a wrap. Ayman Rat says I could deal with 10 of those. No, you couldn't. Aim in Rat. Sh. Shut up. Shut up, Amon Rat. You can't deal with 10 of those guys. You're dumb and you're a liar. You're dumb and you're a liar. Are we reaching the one gorilla versus a hundred men territory? Kinda. I. Yeah, I mean it's a. It's a similar question. Gpi Jonathan says Raven. I know full size men. How do you say you are short without saying you're short? That's not nice. I don't like that 11 is the limit though. I don't 10. I. I don't know that I could take out 10 of them if they had spears. Even if I did, I think I'm bleeding out. All right, let's finish this video because I got to go to pee pee town and. And then we got to play our intermission music and we gotta get back to it. This is funny. Just burning cigarette. Whole guy holes in this guy's shirt. He's ashing on his head. Yeah, I've seen, I've seen good old boys like that in Georgia. And hey, good recovery guy. This is Q. That guy doing the sit ups at the gas station in the hood. That was definitely Q. He's a type of Q to type of nigga to do that. There he goes. Pop up. Oh, there you go. Bicep curls on the motorcycle. Getting it at the stoplight. Oh, what the.
