B (53:28)

I don't know.

A (53:28)

Let's, let's watch it. I just thought it was a crazy sound and I love it. Oh shit. Hold on. That scared the crap out of me. Oh no, dude, I heard this from my phone. Now that I'm hearing it in my headphones. This is like a moose. This is a moose or an elk. That's a. People are retarded. Oh my God. Yeah, this is, this is elk or moose in the rut. This is mating season. This is a hunter's video. More than likely that's been co opted and now turned into some Bigfoot sighting. What the. Dude, this is so stupid. Yeah, dude, that's a moose. That's a moose or an elk. This is so stupid. I, I, I gotta see real quick. Let's see how many views this thing got. 56,000. I mean that's pretty substantial. A thousand likes 411. This is a fucking moose. I don't think, I mean JY says it almost sounds like a bear. David says definitely not an elk. It sounds like, I don't know, maybe a moose then. I mean I've heard elk. I've not heard moose. I'm sure. If we found a video of a moose, what would you call it? Moose. Moose screams. What would you. I forget what the terminology is for what they're doing here, but moose noise. Let's do that. That's the end. Come on, dude. Come on. What happened? Your browser has lost connection with your screen. Share Audio Try sharing your screen again. Can you. Did you guys hear that or do I have to? Because is stream yard's telling me I gotta fucking do some stuff. Grunts. Yeah, grunts might have been a good noise for it. No, you didn't hear that. Okay, here, we gotta go back here. And let's. Hold on. Stop sharing. Hey, my naked ravens. Don't look at those nasties. And then moose noise. Okay? So as far as far as I'm concerned, this is the same sound. I mean, it's. It's slightly different, but you can definitely hear why I would suspect that this is the same thing. So let me pull this back real quick. Wait, wait. You fucking shit ass. Okay, did you guys hear that noise? It's probably his hunting partner with a paper towel roll. It's Laura Loomer's mating call. That's not nice. That's the noise Hillary Clinton made the bedroom. Guys, that's. These are rude things that you're saying. Can you get. Did you guys hear that noise? I'm gonna play it again. Okay, that's the moose. And then let's pull this back. Oh, come on. Dude, this is the same noise. That's the same noise. This is a moose, not a bigfoot. This is definitely. This is. And 56,000 views, and the bigfoot community is freaking out. And it's a moose. These people suck. Let's finish this video. That's. Dude, that's such a moose. Dude, that's such a moose. Let me tell you, though, if I heard this, if I was in the woods and I heard that, and it would. It would take me a minute to be like, moose. And I. Instead, I would be like, death, Death. Death comes for me. That's a monster. That's a bipedal, 2000 pound nephilim hybrid monster. So I get it. I get it. But, you know, after I recorded it and listened to it, I wouldn't release it online. I'd be like, that's a moose, dude. I mean, that's a. Sounds like a big moose too. That's a scary sounding moose. But. But, you know, I think this video is the POV of an actual hunter too. This isn't like a Idaho. Oh, yeah. Is there moose in Idaho, by the way? Let's see. That's also worth googling. Are there moose in Idaho? Yes, there are moose in Idaho. Case closed. We've done it again, guys. We've done it again. Nothing gets past our. Our discernment, huh? Unless it's a black guy in a tent. Which, by the way, I got to admit, I. I watched some more tent videos recently and I thought. I don't know, I still think there's something here. I Still think there's something here, Amon Rat says these are sex noises that I make in bed. Stop it. Aiming Rat. Nasty. So the orb is gay and the Bigfoot is gay, and Venezuela getting bombed is gay. What else is new? Guys, I'm gonna go have a pee pee break. And when we come back, we're going to listen to some voice memos and we're gonna open the lines up after the voice memos, if we can get through all the voice memos. And then I got another episode soon with Wesley Roth to talk about how bizarre all of the subliminals and, and, and, and, and symbols and such in Stranger Things and the themes and etc. Are. And then after that, I think we're doing another show. I'm gonna be here all fucking day and. And, And I'm gonna be wearing a that's so raven shirt all day. Oh, by the way, before we move on from that, though, I do want to say that we got a lot of donations for the food pantry that we're doing, and we don't need any more. Please don't send any more because I can see this going to a place. You guys are awesome. And I knew you guys were going to those episodes where we talked about the food pantry haven't even really aired yet. They just started airing. And it was almost exclusively the Patreon members that came out and supported this thing that we wanted to do. And we made over $3,000. And I don't. And I knew you guys were gonna do that, and I'm really excited that, you know, this community gets to do something good for people. But beyond that much money, dude, I don't know. That's hard to handle. So what I'm gonna do now is it's gonna be like, a lot of actual goods, you know, food and, and supplies and things. And then there's gonna be like a lot of gift cards to, like, the supermarket so that you can only use it for the supermarket, you know, But I mean, imagine Amanda show says, you are gonna keep that money. No, dude, we're not gonna keep that money. Not. Not. How would I put this? Not to be. At the end of the day, there's three of us that are running this thing. We're getting a thousand dollars each. Like, if you're just talking food, that's an insane amount of money. If you're talking about just having $1,000 each, like, I'm already good. It's not gonna change any situation for me. But yeah, I just don't want to get any more money than that Because I think it's going to get tricky. What the fuck would we do with $5,000 worth of gift cards and food and. And things like that? I don't know. How about Popeyes gift certificate? There's really not a Popeyes around here. There's also not. A lot of black people around here will top be giving them custom shirts. The homeless, I don't know, Spend it all on lottery tickets to hand out to the homeless. I'm sure that'll be good for them. I'm thinking about just buying $3,000 worth of marble reds and just handing them out indiscriminately, you know, even if you're not a smoker. Raven. Keeping the glizzies for raw breakfasts and using the supermarket cards to buy baking soda and malt liquor. No, I don't make crack cocaine in my. Raven wasn't expect. No, I knew you guys were going to be giving. Why do you want to give people shit that don't need it? Regular people are going to take the food. Well, I mean, I'm gonna give it to whoever feels like they need it. I'm not gonna vet people. I'm not gonna say, like, prove it to me that you need this. Prove it to me that you're down on your luck. Prove it to me that you don't have a lot of money. Let me see your bank account. Kind of a deal. Like, no. Dude, the holidays just passed. Everybody's strapped for cash. If you need it, take it. If you don't need it and you take it. I don't know if that's a bad thing. That's between you and God. I will raise the funds. I will buy the food. I will organize it and set it up. I will give it away. Whoever takes it is. That's not on me. That's not on me. Show me your 2024 tax return. Right, right. Maybe you could just make it a permanent thing, permanently. Giving. Giving. Giving it away. Giving stuff away, maybe. Who gives a fuck about adults? Kids are needy and old people that are fixed incomes that can't work. Yeah, well, the people who donated knew from the jump because I set the standard, which is funny. That's the name of the coffee shop. I will be here. There will be a table out front. We will be giving things away, and that's it. And then whatever's left over will go to the nearest homeless shelter. I don't know. Battered women's. I don't know if women get battered around here. But that's what's happening. So we'll be here. We're setting it up. People in here, probably, you know, people in this area. I mean, there's literally homeless people that come into this shop. I've seen them before, and there's ones that stand out on the road and everything. But part of the reason that I wanted to do it here is because if you ask what this is about, we tell you it's about God. And we happen to have Matt who can preach the gospel, who has brought me closer to God. He could do the same for somebody else. And we have an entire Christian library in the back, so when people come here and they say, why is this happening? We point to God, which I think is fantastic. Amanda says you are being lazy, probably. What about the battered men? Says, says my wife, asking for her friend. Love you guys too, Raven. If it makes you feel better, I listen to maybe 10 podcasts, Nephilim Death Squad and Free the Rabbits Beat out Merkel for me. That's impressive. Merkel, I think, is probably my number one podcast that I listen to. Thank you, Maria. I really appreciate that. So, yeah, I mean, the people who donated knew that that was a stipulation. And I told, you know, Matt's like, oh, we can go to the hood and we can give this shit away. No, simply not doing that. It's not happening. Would love a list of some favorite authors in the library. Favorite books. I know we have a lot of Derek Gilbert. I don't know what we have, honestly, because I can't read, so I don't really go back there that often. I have these books behind me. Don't read those either. Get homeless, give them glizzies, tell them about Jesus. And they blow up the bathroom and leave. And they blow up the bathroom and leave. Yeah, I mean, that's the likely. That's likely it. Yeah, I was thinking about that. Have the homeless fight to death. Yeah, we could. What we could do is we could just go into the parking lot and put all the. The gift cards and the food in a pile in a parking space. And then we can section it off with chain link fence. And then we. We basically go. Minimum two people allowed in at a time. But you. You have to fight for whatever you want. You fight each other. And that's how you do rags for the homeless wiggers. That's right. Their heads are cold and you got to keep those waves on point. Oh, thank you for the super sticker, Marie. Ten dollar super sticker. Really appreciate it. To enter one Leaves. Yeah. Hey, it's Wes, by the way. Wes is coming on very soon. I got a pee. I'm just holding it right now, so. Yeah, you know, admittedly, Amanda, it is lazy. Correct. But I've. I've said that that was going to be the. The case from the jump. Send the money if you want to be a part of something good. NDS has been a part of many things, and it's nice to have something that is just good. So if you want to be a part of this, cool. If not, that's cool, too. We'll set up a table. We'll give the food away, we'll give the gift cards away, and whatever's left over, we'll give to either a homeless shelter. I don't think there's orphanages around here, but we'll give it away, and that's it. And we're going to keep none of the money because there's not really any labor involved. I'm just walking to Publix, filling up a shopping cart, and then coming back. So everybody who's donated knew that that was what it was from the jump. And yes, if. If you can say anything, it is that I am lazy in my charity. There's an orphanage in Leesburg. Well, you know, maybe we'll go. That's my wife over there. Maybe we'll go and give it to the. The orphans in Leesburg, maybe. Thank you, Mr. Eugenics. Also, I can't name everybody who donated because many people have said they don't want their names brought up. How about if they show proof of getting Christian counseling, gives you a double donation. If you go back there and let Match preach to you, we'll give you double rations. Oh, that's funny. All right, so we're going to play some music, and I'm going to be. Yes. Lazy for the Lord, baby. That's it. Tell the public's manager you're doing a charity drive. Ask them if they'd like to donate anything. Dude. Well, like I said, JC also good to see you, dude. I'm just a little bit worried because we already have over $3,000 in donations. It's like, I got to see, like, what that looks like. You know, there's only really two of us. Matt has to run a brown water store. Top and I are going to be running this. Whatever that looks like. And I don't know what. What. What $3,000 worth of goods looks like, dude. So $3,000 in train tickets and send the homeless to Idaho. That's not a bad Idea. That's not a bad idea. I could give the. I can get $3,000 worth of tickets to the Bright line that goes from here to Miami, and I could give all the homeless people Clint Russell's address. And. And I do what you will. No violence, of course. Or like, anything bad, just, like, show up. Ooh. We'll spend, you know, $1,000 in Liberty lockdown shirts, and then we'll spend $2,000 in tickets. We'll give them all Liberty Lockdown shirts, and we'll send them all to. To Miami to go hang out with Clint Russell. All right, we'll be back in a little bit. I go pee, then we're going to get into some of these. These things. All right, all right, Here we go. We're back. I'm back. We're here. I love that song, by the way. I was a little bit sleepy this morning, and when I was sitting in the chair waiting to start the show, that song really got me pumped up. Music is gonna give me a seizure. Yeah. Yes, yes, yes. A large dominant she boon and her various assortment of big back nickel. It's can Waller through 3K in groceries within a matter of hours, like a plague of locust upon their favorite crop. Thank you, Mr. Eugenics. This is out of context, I know, but I just read a comment that says, I'm Pocahontas on steroids. I feed wild squirrels shelled peanuts from my hand. Hell yeah, Raven. Change it to big bad Beetleborg's theme song. Dude, I forgot about Beetleborg. Beetleborg's crush. I don't remember the intro music. I was gonna play it, but I'll certainly get dinged. Okie Kate says, why the Raven? So the Raven is a big gay nickname that I have. I would say that I gave it to myself, which is a horrible thing to do, is to give yourself a nickname. But it is what my last name means. Corbeau means raven or rook or crow. Corvid, I think, is the species, the. The general species that they fall into. So, yeah, I think originally it comes from Corvo with a V. And I guess somebody just along the line was like Corbeau with a B. Right. Z Man says we can give you a different nickname if you want. I've received many from you, many from you guys, and they're all terrible. You should dress like Raven from Wow. World of Warcraft. Don't call me Horbo. Amen, Rat. Let's open up here. We listen to these here voice memos and share this. And I think we're here. That's shared, right? Let me make sure we're still good here. The CIA wanted me to go to the Middle east to study falconry with the Saudis. Wow. Wcw. Raven from wcw. I don't know if I remember that guy. Raven, wcw. He looks very familiar. He looks like somebody else. Oh, he looks like the gay dude from has anybody seen Righteous Gemstones? Remember Kenneth? Has anybody seen Kenneth from Righteous Gemstones? This guy looks like Kenneth from. From I've wrestled alligators. Amanda. Are you just flexing on, on, on everybody? What's happening here? Women Crush Wednesday. No, what about me? What about Raven? I don't know what that is. From Corbo is a tag along for short. That's not true. I've held boas and pythons. They didn't try to choke me, all right? I was a WWF wrestler. Oh, shit. This Amanda's just crushing. WWF wrestler. Fuck yeah. Anyone watch the new Chappelle Special where he talks about killer falcons and Saudi. I didn't watch the new Chappelle Special. I don't know. I just fucking. I don't care anymore. Was it good? Keith. Keith, not Kenneth. Thank you. Thank you. My wife says it's Keith. Or is it Keith? It's Keith, right? Yeah. Dude, doesn't he look like Keith from. From Righteous Gemstones? And I start dressing like that before the Pandas told Vince McMahon to fuck off. Yeah. Mm. I used to drive. What the fuck is going on here? I used to drive Prodigy from Mobb Deep around New York. That's so crazy. To. To wrestling events, to wrestle pythons. Madeline was also a WWE wrestler. Yeah, dude, Amanda's done all kinds of shit and she's not a pussy. Hell yeah. All right, Raven, look up this video. The Raven Nephilim from 18 years ago. It's a fun sink, really. The Raven Nephilim? I don't think I'm gonna be able to find that. I would hope that my thing would. Would consume the. The search results. The Raven. Nephilim. Yeah. Even AI says the Raven. Nephilim primarily refers to David Lee Corbo, known as the Raven. Yada, yada yada. The podcast Nephilim Death Squad. Yeah, dude, there's no way I can find that. Unfortunately, I dominate the search results here. Let's. Let's show this real quick. So. Yeah, not. Not happening. Raven and Brandon. I don't know what the hell that is. Hollywood is Babylon. Yeah. I've got nothing. I have. I have nothing. That's not gonna. Not gonna put this on. Okay. Anyway, what was I doing? I was. I was actually gonna listen to these voice memos where you guys distracted me with my own ego. So let's share this tab. But I don't want to show it. So I don't phone docs, everybody. So let's go to solo layout and let's go to share this tab instead. Okay, so guys, 321-209-8551. What time is it? 11 or. Shit. I got like a half an hour of this shit that I can do before we gotta close it up because I gotta talk to Burt Wagner. PhD says Raven needs some sun. Yeah, I do need some sun. I do need some sun. I've been drinking too much since the holidays. Like just over the holidays. A lot of drinking, a lot of cigars. A lot of drinking, a lot of cigars. A lot of drinking, a lot of cigars. And I could use some fucking Sunlight. It's on YouTube. My bad. Should have said I'll post it. Yo, my tummy is doing the rumbles. I'm gonna be fasting till like 5 again, which is fine. Drinking too much bleach. A little bit of bleach, yeah. Whiskey, cigar. Which is whiskey, Cigars. Whiskey. I have Elijah, Craig and a bunch of cigars at home. And I'll check out YouTube real quick before we move on from this because I would like to see what kind of synchronicity this is. So we'll type it in. The Raven. Nephilim. I mean, that. That seems like a. Nope, it's. Now it's just. Literally just me. It's all just me. Crown of the beggar. Yeah, I got nothing. I got nothing. Anyway, back to this. Let's let these go.

B (79:19)

Hey, Raven, it's Chuck. I just wanted to.

A (79:21)

Chuck.

B (79:22)

Hey, Chuck, I guess give you an observation here. One of the things I've noticed is the. The Williams family. Hank. Hank Senior. Hank junior Third. The degradation, I guess, in the music. Hank Senior was gospel. Hank Jr. Was party time. Hank 3rd was drugs and degeneracy. And. And I guess how it relates to society over those. Over these years, man. Whatever. It is what it is. Thanks, buddy.

A (79:55)

Thanks, Chuck. That's an interesting observation. Did you guys hear that? Dude, I finally finished my bottle of Craig over the holidays. There you go. I like Craig. Is Pete. Pete's and whiskey. Right? I think. I think it's. I can taste it a lot in Craig. I don't know if I like it. I find it fascinating. It's like a peculiar flavor. So did you guys heard that, right? I Don't know. Anyway, this idea of the degradation of worship music. No, Pete. P. E, A T, not P. Says P. I don't like it either. It reminds me. I don't really have much to say on the whole Hank family or whatever the hell it is. All the Hanks. But what I do have to say is. Wait a second. Robert Wolf. Wolf said Elijah Craig made me try anal on my wife and text everyone in the family that I hated them. All right, I'm sorry. Unless. Unless that's a good thing, in which case. Nice. I was at church this Sunday and I. I found myself kind of. I didn't say now. I was reading a chat, by the way. Robert Wolf said that about the Elijah Craig and his wife's butt and his. And Pete is usually in scotch. You'll like be tasting the barrel in the Craig. You think that's what it is? Maybe it is. I had Maker's Mark or not Maker's Mark. I'm sorry. What the hell is. Is Sam's Club's brand? I forget what it is. But like, they make a pretty good single malt scotch. It's pretty decent. Not very expensive. Pretty good. I forget what the. What the name of their. I had a feeling that I should try it because I've heard good things about like, say, members mark. Thank you, Mr. Eugenics. Yeah, it's pretty good. I wasn't mad at that. I had a nice cigar. I forgot what kind of. I think that was a cigar that top got me. I didn't take time to see what it was. I opened it in the dark. Members Mark. Member's Mark Fox. Man. I have a barrel of Maker's Mark with my name on it. What the fuck is going on? Dude, this. Yo. This is the. The Amanda Show. Huh? I have a barrel of Maker's Mark with my name on it that's been aging for 20 years. That's. This is a. Just the most interesting woman in the world. So I'm at church and I have number one. I've expressed to you guys before that I really like the main pastor and that he's going to be retiring soon and that I'm not such a fan of the other pastors. And the reason that I'm not such a fan of the other pastors is they don't feel genuine. It feels like. And maybe this is because the guy that is going to be taking over used to be the youth pastor. Right? So he has this element. There's a lot of repetition. Goes. Is anybody out here having a rough Day, everybody. Everybody turn to your neighbor and say, rough day. Rough day. And I just don't like that shit. I was listening to Ed Mabry on their little season episode, and he said something fascinating, which is that he has, you know, he majored in psychology when he was in college, and they were talking about hypnotism. And one of the things that aids a hypnotist in. In a mass hypnosis scenario is like, an anchoring word. And if you can get the audience to repeat a specific word or phrase, while my wife said, he also sounds like Charlie Day, he does, Dude. If you can get them to repeat a certain word or phrase while accompanying it with a physical touch, that does something in the mind of. Of the person that, you know is being touched and repeating the phrase and aids in the hypnosis process. And so, effectively, when you turn to your neighbor and you touch them and you say, you know, God bless you, or God be with you or whatever, you know, that it's. It's helping to cast this mass hypnosis on the congregation, which I guess could be beneficial. You know, you want to get people in a certain state of mind when they're ready to receive the Word and they're, you know, reading and, you know, maybe there's something to be said about, like, scripture really sticking with you if you do that. I don't know, but I have. I found that interesting. And it's also interesting that I've always had a massive aversion to that. So my. My wife can attest to the fact that there will be times we're standing next to each other in church. Stand up, sit down, stand up, sit down, stand up, stand up, stand up, sit down. And they go, turn to your neighbor and say, I love you. And I will literally stare directly ahead and. And make an audible. No. I think sometimes it makes my wife a little uncomfortable because it's like, it's kind of a rude thing to do. Other people, I'm sure, can hear it. I do not like doing it. Have a strong aversion to that kind of behavior. After hearing Ed say that, I then started to analyze the entire situation through the lens of what other hypnotic techniques are being levied against me right now. And it's like, all I can see. It's all I can see. And look, man, I'm not saying that any of that is bad. I'm just saying God made me in a way where I have a strong aversion to people who are not being forward and who are using sneaky techniques. To slip something in. Which is why I see the symbolism, which is why I see the subliminal messaging, which is why I, I don't think I can be hypnotized. I just don't think that that's in me. When I was at my eighth grade dinner dance, I watched all my homies get hypnotized. Didn' to me. I watched bark like dogs and cluck like chickens. Didn't happen to me. So I, I think it's interesting that when that, those parts, like, okay, they go like, there's a lot of repetition, right? Somebody will say a thing, and then the, and then the pastor will call for you to repeat the thing back to them too. Like, we just can't do any of that. Not even just turn to your neighbor and say, you know, peace be with you. But also when they say, like, you know, God loves us so much that he sent his only son to die for us, and then he'll go church. Can we say that out loud? Can we say, God loves us? No. No, we can't. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. And I don't know what it is. It's not something that I rationalize. I mean, now I can rationalize it. Now I'm realizing, like, oh, this is a hypnosis technique. And that doesn't necessarily mean that it's bad, but I now understand why I have an aversion to it. If I go to a concert, I cannot jump around and put my hands in the air. I can't. I went to a Coheed in Cambria concert last year and I said, this is fun music. Like, I, I, I like this music. It reminds me of high school and, you know, like, some of these songs are bangers. But, like, where was I? Me and my wife were on the outskirts, on the edges, up against the, the walls and shit. And I was just, like, listening and smiling, not singing along, not jumping, not facing the. Honestly, I'm not even facing the stage. I don't care about the guys on the stage. I'm like, looking at the crowd and I'm like, this is, is kind of fascinating because you watch a mass hypnosis take place. I can't do it. So it's nothing against church. God made me a certain way. I don't think he's bummed out. When he's like, you're not going to turn to your neighbor and say, peace be with you. You know when you say, turn to your neighbor and say, I love you. Can't do that. I'm liable to turn to you and go, barely know you, barely know you. I love you. I barely know you. Turn to your neighbor and say, I love you. You're a stranger. I can't do that. And then what I realized too, is like, oh, so my church is predominantly, like, 90 year olds, right. And I'm, like, looking at it and it's finally like, I hate to admit this guy, like, yeah, got love for you, but not much got love for you, would help you if you were hurting, if you were in danger, I'd intervene. If I saw you fall down, I'd pick you up. Don't touch me. But when I'm looking around at this congregation, it's predominantly 90 year olds. And I'm like, oh, this is. This is like a concert. It's like five or six. Five or six. Songs. Five or six songs. And then, you know, the question is like, well, what are we? What are we? If we're hypnotizing people, what are we hypnotizing them for? And you could say, like, to receive the word of God so that maybe your mind is more permeable. You might be more open to these concepts. Maybe it syncs you up on a frequency where this is a better place, you know? Okay, maybe. But I can tell you what happens after the hypnotism. It's the tithing. And I didn't like noticing that. And I don't know, just like, you know, just because there's a correlation doesn't mean that there's causation. Right? I'm not saying that they're putting you in. In a hypnotic state so that you're more likely to give money, but the hypnosis precedes the tithing, which is then followed finally by the word of God. Yeah. My wife says, too much music, not enough Bible. Agreed. Agreed. So I don't know, man. Yeah. That atma says, oops, I accidentally. Hip. I accidentally did hypnotism just before the part where you give me the money. And then. What Sucks too here. So my wife says it's literally like 20 minutes Bible and an hour of music. And let me tell you something. By the time we get to the scripture, I'm. I'm kind of annoyed with standing up. I don't know why they have to, like, there's probably an element of the standing up, too. There is discomfort, you're uncomfortable. And so I. Maybe this is overused here, but this concept of disassociation. Right. Bear with me. You're standing up a lot On a vaulted floor, which is not easy. After some time, it does begin to. You know, I'm. I'm very strong, athletic, you could even say. And. And after some time, it's like, this is annoying. I gotta adjust my footing. So you're in a constant state of discomfort, which causes you to disassociate. You. You want to focus on something else. What are you focusing on? The hypnotism. You're locked into the hypnotism because it helps you to alleviate the stress of standing on a vaulted floor for an hour. And then what they do is they, like, you're allowed to sit down, right? I sit down. And then you. And then all of a sudden it's like, nope, stand back up. And you're like, dude. Also, the music is impossible. Jen Howard says if you didn't grow up in church, you can't join because all of it is, like, meandering vocal lines and the music is all over the place. This is an interesting. This is an interesting point. Yeah. What I'll say is that it was almost refreshing since I didn't grow up in the church. And. And at least my church puts the lyrics on the big screens because it's like, it's. I don't know, if it seems like a megachurch. I don't fucking know. I can at least read the lyrics. And. And what's interesting about reading the lyrics is I then get to, like, ponder the song. Like, what is this song saying? Oh, that's fascinating. That's kind of a beautiful message. You know, so there is some element of that, but, like, yeah, I don't get to engage in the sing along part, Which I wouldn't anyway. Which I wouldn't anyway because I'm not a sing along kind of a guy. But if I wanted to, I couldn't do it because I don't know any of the songs. Everybody else grew up with them. You know, everybody knows on this, on this show that I discovered Mary did, you'd know, which is just a beautiful song. But everybody else treated it like they're like, oh, yeah, I fucking sang that song when I was like 13 years old and they made me sing in the church choir. I didn't hear it till I was a man, so I thought it was beautiful. But even that now it's like we play the same songs over and over and over again. They're losing their allure. I don't know, guys. I'm just saying I'm. I'm a little disenchanted. And, And. And My pastor is leaving in three weeks, three more weeks. And then I'm stuck with the guy who was previously the youth pastor. And he'll get on stage and he'll go, 20, 25 was hard. Can somebody say hard? And everybody goes hard. And he goes, let me ask you something. Do you need the Lord in your life? Because I know I need the Lord in my life. Can somebody say, lord, be in my life? And everybody goes, lord be in my life? And I'm going to shut up, dude. No, he's not black. He's not black, but he wants to be. Here's the thing I notice about him. He does the. This, the. The. He's the preacher. His wife does some music. I think his daughter does the video announcements. And they're really cheeky. She's got a catchphrase. And she'll be like, don't forget your church bulletin. She'll go, don't leave it in the pew. And then the whole church will go, take it home with you every morning. So she's got some spotlight. And then her other sister is also singing, and then their little sister is also singing. So they're all like, in the spotlight. And I'm like, these just want the spotlight. That's kind of how I feel. That's how I feel. So, yeah, man. Blacktown Honey says, I don't really like that evangelical stuff at all. So disingenuous, in my opinion. It feels. Feels so disingenuous. It. It. It's. And I'm like, dude, when we get to scripture and we're talking about, like, what does this really mean and how should it impact us and how should we be? I'm like, crushing. But the songs, dude, the repetition, the repeat after me ass type shit. I don't know what to do, guys, because I don't want to be the guy that's, like, disenchanted with church after only going for. How many months has it been? I was baptized at this church. You know, it's. It's. But I had to ask myself, last time I was there, I'm like, what am I getting from this? And maybe that's the wrong question to be asking. It's like, maybe I should be asking, what do I contribute to this doc, Shelley? Is it. I mean, this is an important question. Why do you have to go to church to have a relationship with God? That's a great question. I would say you don't. I would say that you don't. You know, really what I went there for was I figured it was Supplementary in my walk with God, which I still think that it can be. And there are times where I come away and I go, this was wonderful. So I have to remember that. The other thing is to meet people who are not only Christian, but are just trying to. If you wanted to go to a place where you thought there was a higher likelihood that the people here were just trying to be better, we're all sinners and we're all retarded. But some people aren't trying to be better at all. You're gonna surround yourself with people that are at least trying. If you're trying and you're failing, but you're getting back up, cool, I can deal with that. But to be honest, it's kind of a big church, and it doesn't really seem like there's much community to be had because it is very. And maybe that's me. Maybe I'm a distant, wall up kind of a guy. I think that's probably true. But I think in order for you to get to a place where you can actually have relationships with people there, you have to kind of become like, they came up to us recently and they were like, would you like to be a coveted member? And I'm like, what the fuck is a coveted member? I just want to learn more about God. And I, you know, we said, oh, well, I'll, you know, I'll think about that. Thanks. Take it easy. And then we went, you know, and then they came up to us again, like, in another service, and they're like, hey, have you thought about that coveted member thing? What the fuck does that mean? Why do you. Why do you want me as a coveted member? I'm literally just sitting here quietly. What do you want from me? You know, that's. Unfortunately, that's where my head goes. What do you want from me? So some time goes by and I asked Top, I'm like, what does being a coveted member mean? He's like, why do you say that? It's like, because they fucking asked me twice to be a coveted member. And he said, well, I think it means, like, you get to have some calls on, like, what happens to the money, you know, things like that kind of the politics and the finances of the church. Like, no, I don't want to do that at all. I don't want to insert finances and politics into my walk with God. Sounds like a church plus subscription. Yeah. You know, so we just thought we left it alone. I said, that sounds completely unappealing to me. I don't. Number one, don't ever ask me to contribute to finances. I'm financially retarded. I don't know. You get to pick your skin color in heaven. Oh my God, that's the funniest shit. You get to pick your sky. I'd be black. I'd go to heaven. I'd be black. Just cuz I know nobody else is gonna pick it. So I'd be easy to find. So I don't know, man, it just seems like maybe without that then like if you become a coveted member, you, you stick out to the rest of the community and then I imagine they would kind of glom onto you, you know. And I guess there's something fair to be said about like, look, this church has money coming in and we need a body of people to help determine like what's going to happen with that money. Like you wouldn't need that, right? It wouldn't be up to just like one person. And, and you would want to pick people that are there all the time so you could tell like they actually have a vested interest in the church. So I could see that as being like a part of a selection process, like who we're going to get to help to run this place. It's big. There's a lot of money coming in. There's a lot of decisions to get made. Pastor Rick is 80, so. But that's not for me, man. And I think without that then like you don't get access to the community that you might have hoped for. So. Yeah, it's been a weird weekend. And it's another thing too. Kauthra the dwarf says church politics can be rough. Be careful. I'm not the guy. I mean, I'm a baby Christian. There's so much I still don't know what I know about Christianity versus what I don't know. I think the body of what I don't know probably outweighs what I do know. I, I don't need to be making calls in this, you know. Oh my God. Yeah, we never even. I. I have to end this show soon. Let's get to a couple more of these voice memos and then we gotta go.

B (102:24)

Hey, it's Emily again. I just wanted to give some feedback to 9 minute John Asmodeus is featured in the Book of Tobit, but some of Yalls Bibles don't have that book. Also in the book of Tobit is featured Archangel Raphael. So maybe Danger Tards go read the Book of Tobit.

A (102:48)

Okay, bye. Be Catholic. Oh, that's the. On the topic Of Asmodeus. That's right. We were talking about that the other day. Somebody was having run ins with them, and. And that actually mirrored. Oh, that's right. There was a caller that was having that. And that mirrored what? One of our friends who submitted their story to Chronicles was having these experiences with Asmodeus. And I think that Asmodeus was something. It was a demonic entity that targeted many things, but one of them in particular was relationships, marriages. Non Catholics don't have that book. Tobit, was that it to it? Well, I mean, non Catholics don't have that book, but you could just get the book, right? Corey Buckwheat says, I try sharing my testimony with those who can relate. And no connection. This is why I speak with the homeless. Carry on, I pray. God bless you, David. Thank you, brother. Yeah, you know, as far as, like, I was kind of talking to my wife about this. My wife, where it's not just me being called to do this thing. We're all called to do what God has planned for us. And it's pretty simple. There's probably nuances within it, but ultimately, it's the Great Commission. Make disciples of men. And you go, how do I do that? If you're not a biblical scholar, how do you do that? And it's like your testimony. We all have a unique story about how God called us. And I think that's like, the very first thing that you really have, right? It's like, okay, I'm called to make disciples of men. Jesus called my name. You know, I came out of the grave, and how am I meant to bring others with me? It's like your story. It's. It's that simple. The rest will. Will build itself over time, but your story is really it. There you go. Robert Wolf says, testimony in pursuit of the Holy Spirit. That's it. Dude, how did this thing happen to you? Share that. Because if it resonates with one person, where that one person goes, yo, that sounds a lot like my situation that I'm in right now. Or it sounds like something that I went through, but it frames it totally differently than I had previously framed it, then that's it. That's it. That's all it takes. And then from. From then on, you know, it's like, you do this. I got my testimony. I'm sharing it with people. We're all equipped to do it. You don't need anything. You just need your own voice, your own words. And in that, you begin to pursue this relationship with God more and more. And it starts to become evident, at least in my own experience, this is what I'm supposed to be doing. And what is this? Whatever God's plan is. So you begin to pray. God, keep me on that path. If I fall off of it, get me back on that path. I want to do what you want to do. It's better for me. You know what's good for me. You have a plan for my life, which is hugely meaningful. To have this feeling that, like, you're incorporated to the. The. The creator of the universe's plans. It's. It's. It feels incredible. So you pray to just keep doing that. If I fall off it, put me back on it. And then that's when these things start to naturally unfold. You have, like, those three elements, your testimony, you sharing it with other people, and you asking God to keep you on that path. And then everything else starts supernaturally happening. You start to understand things. Holy Spirit reveals things to you. Situations start appearing in real life. And it's never about being this, like, intellect. It's never about being this guy who knows all about conspiracy. It's never about being this scriptural expert. It's not about being a debater. It's not about any of that. You share your story and ask God to keep you in alignment with his plan. And then you start to figure out the other pieces of it. Ask the Holy Spirit to. To. To be with you. Repent for the many ways in which you sucked and continue to suck. Express gratitude, and then just say whatever the plan is today, let's get after it. Send Holy Spirit to be with me. That's it. It's like super simple. Human beings over complicate shit to the nth degree. That's why I look at Gnosticism. I'm like, you fucking clowns. Obey, submit, comply. Agatha. Yeah, except for Albarino. That's about debating. Gonna put that N word in a cage, parade around the villages. I don't know what's gonna happen with Albarino. I don't know what's gonna happen with Albarino. I think it's probably gonna be very civil and we're gonna have an interesting conversation. Hopefully we can get past the contention part, which I think he'll yield on because the more I look at it, the more there's not contention. The dude just said alien grazer. Demonic. What are we fucking talking about? But I hope to get into a deeper conversation about the complexities of this alien thing. What is it? I don't trust him. Definitely don't whip Duel in public's parking lot. That's the same parking lot Pandafly says. I know. In JW Kingdom halls they act like a cult where if you fall in any way. Hold on, that's interesting. If you fall in any way, the members will start to exclude you until you leave. Yes, correct. You're only allowed if you're doing good in life or pretending to. Correct, Correct. Well, that's what I was talking about with my wife is like, I'm not just being called, we're all being called. I think you should share your testimony too, because she used to be a witness and she experienced those things that you're talking about. We even talked about, like, where in the Bible does it say that your baptism has to be approved by a council of elders? Because she told me that there was a council of five dudes that had to approve her baptism and one of them voted no, but she was still. Because it was a majority. Like, what? How is it biblical for a group of only God knows your heart. Your walk with God is between you and God. What the fuck does a dude who works as a cart pusher at Walmart, a mechanic who works at Jiffy Lube, you know what I mean? Like, these are all just regular dudes, but within the, the JW Kingdom hall, they're elders and brothers. And then they get to judge you. And also when you do confession, you have to tell these people the, the intimate ways in which you've transgressed. And God forbid, if those things are sexual, they're going to ask you the, the, the, you know, the details of your sexual transgressions. What? And by the way, that's going to happen if you're like a teenage girl, right? You're going to have to tell a group of older men what you did and how you did it. What? Get the fuck out of here. Dude. That's crazy. We're at the two hour mark. I don't know how much fucking time I'm going to have. We'll get into one more and then. I'm sorry, guys, I can't stop yapping. Let's go.

B (110:41)

What is up? Raven, AKA Fart David. Hey. It goes on watching. I don't know if you're doing a live show goes on because I'm gonna be at work. But I'm calling in anyway just in case. So I had a great T shirt idea for you guys. It should be like kind of a Tyrannosaurus from the side with a big fat white Skechers shoe. And it should say Sketchasaurus Rex. Anyway.

A (111:11)

Holy shit.

B (111:12)

My, my random thought for the day. Love you guys.

A (111:15)

Love you, brother. Thank you for calling. That's actually a great idea. I love that design. Sketchasaurus Rex is hilarious. Sketchersaurus Rex. This guy wears sketchers, by the way, Matt. Well, I got him those dunks and he doesn't wear those anymore. That's actually a great idea. Goes on. There you are. That's a great idea, dude. Very funny. But yeah, that what I was saying about my wife and that whole, you know, not just me being called and that we're all called and that we all have this job to do. It's like she has a very unique testimony, man. Not only did she go through all that crap with me with the whole demonic thing, but she was raised in a church that is lost, by the way. You have to share those, those details of, of your transgressions in front of your parents if you're underage, because that makes it better. So in other words, if you're a 15, 16 year old girl who had a sexual encounter and it doesn't have to be like, you know, we're just talking, making out with your boyfriend or doing some, you know, over the pants handies, you gotta tell some creepy fucking dudes who you don't know who work at Publix what happened, the details of what you did, like what? And then if you want to get your soul saved, you want to get baptized, they have to approve it. What? Get the fuck out of here. But, you know, she's got this really remarkable testimony, this really relatable story. And the reason I say that is because, you know how many people go through the JW system or they go through Mormonism, or they go through Christianity, or they go through Catholicism, or they go through whatever. And then when they come out of the other end, they throw away God. They go, this is all bullshit. Because this thing that man made was corrupt and obviously fucked up. And therefore all of it is man made and God isn't real. So many people do that. But she's raised in this thing that treats her like shit. And then when she finally gets out of it, you know, there's a breathe, you know, a sigh moment where you breathe this breath of relief and you have this thing where you're finally away from it, but she doesn't throw away God. And then slowly but surely we come back to the conversation in this, like really meaningful way where this is what I do now. And I'm looking at her and I'm like, I'm not doing anything special. I mean, I'm doing something special, but it's special that we're all called to do this. Yes, David, this is the other chat. Welcome to the other chat. So, you know, I don't think it's just for me. I know it's not just for me and for. For my wife or for anybody out there. This Great Commission thing is like. It's not just in this form. You don't need what I have. This is just the vehicle. But it's not the form that matters. It's the nature of a thing. The nature of a thing is. Is making disciples of men. The form, whatever form. God has a plan for all of us. And you could be a dude who preaches on the street. You could be a guy in a fat black woman's T shirt, you know, talking to an audience through a camera, which, by the way, in very many ways, this is my. This is easy. Amanda accused me of being lazy before with. With the donation situation. You know, how blessed I am that, like, I am an extroverted or antisocial extrovert. I'm not social at all. But God was like, make disciples of men through a camera. Like, I don't have to touch you. You don't have to touch me. That's huge. It's actually a bit of a handicap. It's not like Matt out there. Matt, he can just go and talk to you anywhere. He'll meet you in the middle of a parking lot, ask you where you're from, and then talk to you about God. I can't do that. So God was like, okay, my handicap. Little retard, sit down. Here's a camera. Do it this way. Whatever your way is, it's going to look different. But that question, we spend a lot of time. It's like, what are we supposed to do, God? What am I meant to do? Make disciples of men. That's what we're supposed to do. I don't have time for another call. I gotta get the hell out of here. I got another show in 20 minutes with Wes Roth, and we're gonna be talking about Stranger Things. Here's a camera. Get gassy. Yep, yep, yep, yep. Thank you guys for watching. See you again in 20 minutes, at least. To the Patreon members, if you want to continue being entertained this morning, if you're on YouTube, if you're on Rumble and you. I wanna patreon.com/nephilim death Squad, sign up there. You'll be one of these people. I mean, this chat has been going off the whole time. You'll be hanging out there with the. The NDS community, the dangerous. And you'll be in an exclusive group. The rest of these platforms aren't there. All right, guys, love you. Thank you for watching, and I'll see you in 20. Sam.