The Week’s Wildest Conspiracies—Decoded: Neph 2 America

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Nephilim Death Squad

Episode: The Week’s Wildest Conspiracies—Decoded: Neph 2 America

Date: September 15, 2025
Hosts: TopLobsta & Raven (David Lee Corbo)
Producer: Nancy

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Overview

In this lively and irreverent episode, TopLobsta and Raven resurface their popular "Neph to America" format, blending biblical weirdness with the week's most viral (and most dubious) conspiracies. Topics fly from NASA's supposed hostile comet, 3I/Atlas, to wild Twitter rumors, black church Michael Jackson lore, and a fresh round of "Messages from Mom" — where boomer internet anxieties, Q lore, and fringe news collide. All this is served with their signature roast—skeptical humor, heartfelt rants, and as much energy as a livestream studio chaos can contain.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Show Relaunch & Housekeeping

[01:41–04:55]

• TopLobsta and Raven announce the return of Neph to America as a variety show, heavily focused on conspiracy and Christian commentary.
• Shout-outs to producer Nancy and TopLobsta’s merch, including jokes about "Dogman" hoodies and the absurdity of cryptid-themed fashion.
• Early access teasers; at the 30-minute mark, episodes go behind a paywall for Patreon supporters.

Quote:
"You got no business being that happy during the intro. It's weird." — TopLobsta [01:52]

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2. NASA's 3I/Atlas Comet Conspiracy

[05:30–34:16]

• Review of viral claims (shared by David “Nino” Rodriguez) that the comet 3I/Atlas is actually a hostile alien probe, based on (alleged) intercepted Morse code translated by AI.
• Hosts mock the narrative, referencing NASA’s track record and social media’s feedback loop for wild claims.
• Introduce a “dancing tents to Epstein” scale for rating conspiracy credibility.
• Discussion of remote viewing “research” into the comet, with claims of ancient civilizations, demonic entities, submerged tech, and vortexes—all found not at all compelling by the hosts.
• Skewer Harvard astrophysicist Avi Loeb’s cosmic writings and theorize about how much (or little) we can trust academic authority in the UFO/alien discourse.
• Debunk “leaked” NASA memos circulating on social media about Atlas potentially making a “course correction” and being intentionally covered up.

Memorable Exchange:
"I am excited for this fake gay alien shit." — Raven [16:19]
"This is literally just Twitter. He's describing, like, dialogue on Twitter." — Raven [22:41]

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3. Internet Conspiracy Culture & Boomer Lore

[34:16–54:50]

• Meta-conversation on how conspiracy culture spreads online and generational differences in how people process/propagate these narratives.
• Critique of “official accounts” with dubious credentials spreading unverified stories, and the echo chambers created by algorithm-driven social feeds.
• Introduction of the recurring “Messages from Mom” segment, highlighting Raven and TopLobsta’s dynamic with their own boomer parents—who forward links, clips, and urban legends at all hours (“03:33 am, you must watch!” [98:09]).
• The hosts muse about creating “content that’s just pure nonsense” jokingly admiring how conspiracy TikToks and Instagram reels, heavy on music and ominous narration, go viral.

Quote:
"This is a warning about the Internet. Who are these guys? And how did they get such reliable information?" — TopLobsta [38:34]

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4. Contemporary Culture War Flashpoints

[54:53–75:34]

• Discussion of a viral video of a 12-year-old Scottish girl brandishing a hatchet and knife at migrants harassing her—used as a touchstone for broader debate about failed immigration policy, societal collapse, and the real-world consequences of “race-war theater” in Europe.
• Hosts debate responsibility: Should men intervene? Is it a voter’s fault? When is “just leave” the only safe choice?
• Ruminations on how these manufactured crises create pretexts for martial law, and how easily sympathy for victims gets weaponized.

Exchange:
"Men, please help us."
"No, you voted for this."
— referencing conservative commentator Andrew Wilson on X [67:36]

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5. On Prisons, Memory-Wiping, and Systemic Black Pills

[95:04–102:34]

• A “Messages from Mom” TikTok proposes radical new penal tech: implants that simulate years of prison time in seven minutes, with mind-altering empathy modules.
• The hosts laugh at the wild, badly-produced content but seriously consider whether such digital punishment might, ironically, improve outcomes or just serve as another layer of dystopia.

Quote:
"If you was gonna send you to prison, would you just put something in your brain or would you serve the whole thing the old school way like TT did?" — Raven [96:13]

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6. Michael Jackson, Nephilim Spirits, & Black Church

[103:21–110:54]

• Viral preacher video asserts Michael Jackson channeled Nephilim spirits for musical creativity, connecting his rivalry with Prince and use of propofol to occult sleep suppression.
• The clip includes a black congregation allegedly worshiping MJ in church, leaving the hosts both impressed and disturbed at the viral power of religious-tinged internet lore.
• Conversation meanders to weird numerology on Jackson’s album, Aleister Crowley’s Book 777, and the origins of NWO/Illuminati music rumors.

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7. Hulk Hogan, Mel Gibson, and the Q Multiverse

[84:00–94:09]

• A “People’s Voice” clip claims Hulk Hogan died because he and Mel Gibson were fighting Hollywood child trafficking.
• The hosts break down the viral format—melodrama, slow cadence, emotional music—as the “formula” for gripping boomer conspiratorial content.
• They debate the nature of these stories: are they cynical grifts, sincere beliefs, or just entertainment for bored, anxious audiences?

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• "I'm excited for this fake gay alien shit." — Raven [16:19]
• "When you present a prompt to AI... that's simply wrong, AI. You're wrong about that." — Raven [07:50]
• "We're going to be doing literally this bit." — Raven [89:09]
• "But that's only one aspect of it. There's other things. Look, even... that's the dancing broom, which to me much more realistic." — Raven [14:00]
• "This is what I live for. These awkward moments." — TopLobsta [46:05]
• "I would have never guessed, like, 20 years ago... that little girls are gonna be carrying weapons in the streets to try not to get [raped]." — Raven [74:24]
• "Honestly, I wouldn't be letting my...my daughter of 12 years old would not be... My daughter wouldn’t be outside." — Raven [73:57]

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Format, Tone & Highlights

• Tone: Fast, riff-heavy, biting, and self-aware—often roasting both the content and themselves.
• Memorable Visuals: Their playful banter with producer Nancy; TopLobsta’s semi-exasperated reactions to boomer TikToks; extended riffs on the aesthetics and logic of conspiracy content on Instagram and Twitter.
• Meta Commentary: The hosts often break the fourth wall with behind-the-scenes quips about their show’s production process, the absurdity of livestreaming, and the economics of Patreon content (including heartfelt appreciation for their paying supporters).
• Running Gags: The “dancing tents” scale, matzah love, avoiding accidental on-air NSFW content, walkie-talkies for apocalypse prep, “messages from mom,” and playful hazing of each other and producer Nancy.

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Conclusion

This episode of Nephilim Death Squad delivers a sprawling, hypermodern take on the conspiracy variety show, dissecting both the substance and style behind viral biblical/occult rumors, race panic, alien invasion memes, and Q-coded boomer fear bait. With unfiltered humor, genuine exasperation, and the ever-present specter of family texts, TopLobsta and Raven prove that today’s strangest news isn’t just out there—it’s in the group chat.

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Timestamps by Segment

| Segment | Timestamp | |-----------------------------------------------|-------------| | Show Relaunch, Intro & Merch | 01:41–04:55 | | NASA’s Atlas Comet Conspiracy/Remote Viewing | 05:30–34:16 | | Internet Conspiracies & “Messages from Mom” | 34:16–54:50 | | Culture War: Scottish Knife Girl | 54:53–75:34 | | Brain Chip Prisons (“Messages from Mom" cont) | 95:04–102:34| | Michael Jackson, Nephilim Spirits | 103:21–110:54| | Hulk Hogan, Mel Gibson & Q Lore | 84:00–94:09 | | Show Close-Out, Meta-Podcast Banter | Ending |

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For Listeners Who Missed It

This summary captures the rapid-fire blend of skeptical humor, current events through a biblical/paranoid lens, and the uniquely chaotic flavor of live podcasting with Gen X/Y hosts and their boomer parents in the digital age. The episode is a must for anyone fascinated by how modern conspiracies spread, mutate, and entertain—without taking themselves too seriously.

Transcript

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Of a live studio audience.

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Viewer discretion is advised.

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Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of Neph to America, your cultural commentary for the end of days. I am David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven. That is Top Lobster.

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You got no business being that happy during the intro. It's weird.

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I like it. You know what it is? The horns were very boppity. You know what I mean? You know what I mean?

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What I really like about the horns.

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What's that?

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They don't violate copyright.

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Oh, that's true. Hey, Nancy, say hi.

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Hello.

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There she goes.

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That's about enough.

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That's about enough out of you, Nancy. Guys are really working on branding here, bringing back Nephew America from the depths of. What? What is it?

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The.

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The underworld. Where does Lazarus. Lazarus came from where? I don't know where he came from, but that camera's getting a little bright.

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Looks great.

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A little bright. Later on, it's gonna be a little dark. Anyway, this is a different show, and we've done about three of these so far. Nancy's been producing on. On Neff to America what we're now calling Nephew America and. And also NDS Chronicles. And we figured, why don't we make this variety show? Why don't we give it a name? And then we realized, oh, yeah, we used to do that, and it was called Neff to America, and the people really liked it, so we decided to bring it back. Nothing's changed. Besides the branding. It's a vanilla cam now. Thank you.

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I like the vanilla cam. With the vanilla cam, you could really see his.

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Don't bring it. Nope. Don't. Don't do it.

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Because they're schmimple. We won't say it.

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You guys have been body shaming me a lot lately, and it's. It's bringing me a great amount of dismay. A lot of insecurities. I'm riddled with them. And. And it's not getting any better. Anyway, guys, Top lobster dot com. We also got to tell them about going well. Yeah, look at the merch on Toplops. It calm. Maybe let's look at Top Lopster's Dog Man.

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I'm surprised. Less of, like, not enough of you guys are buying. More of you guys should be buying the things.

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Why are you guys not buying Top Lops's Dog Man? The. The. The warm. I mean, I'm sorry. The cool weather is coming, and. And maybe you want to bundle up. Maybe you want to bundle up with a mythical creature on your chest, like Top Lops's dogman. Maybe you. Or maybe you don't. Maybe you want to be cold and a loser, and that's always an option too. But if you want to be cool and warm. Cool and warm. Top Lops's dog man is a great option in the hoodie version. We sell it in T shirts, though, right?

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Yeah. It comes in everything. Yeah. This shirt.

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You come in everything.

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I like it.

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This is a. Yeah. I mean, whatever.

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Oh, also, if you're looking for a discount code off of merchandise from toplopsa.com one awaits you at whatever tier you sign up for at patreon.com forward slash, nephilim death Squad. That's Top Lopsa. Oh, there we go. Look at that. You just have to click on the collections section for the out there that don't know where the discount code is. It exists. It's there in the collection section.

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You know what's funny? I like for the out there. It's like. It could sound very dismissive, but it's like, honestly, no. Like, you guys are the dangerous. Yeah. And for the out there, there's a little discount code, and we're showing you how to get to stuff. Yeah, that's it. Go to there. This merch. Discount links.

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Also, early access to episodes because we're gonna be going behind the paywall at the half an hour mark. And when we drop Bohemian Grove four tickets, you guys will get first dibs because we love you.

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I love it. So what is this show about? Why are we.

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What are we doing? Variety show.

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Whoa.

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Curious Celtic with a banger. Raven looking very thin. Thank you very much, Curious Celtic. Isn't that nice?

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Somebody we don't appreciate Lying in the chat.

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It's very bright on the vanilla Cam and I. Anyway, so this show, what is it about? It's about variety.

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Okay?

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And. And we have bought variety for you today, and we like to keep it conspiracy because we're not here to be your race warriors. And that was a conversation I was having with. With Nancy before the show. Isn't that right, Nancy?

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Not doing good enough. Not doing. Not nearly quick enough.

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I said we're not your race warriors. And so somebody else fight your race warrior battles. It's not going to be me. I want to talk about conspiracies and yeah, sure, maybe black people will come up, but if it happens, it's not my intention. So why don't we bring up the first thing, which is from David Little Boy Rodriguez, which. I'm only calling him that because that's what Nino means. Right. Can we make this full screen on the thing so I could actually read it? So this is about. Because we. We were talking recently about 3i A or 3i Atlas. Is it 3i or is it 3 1? I don't know.

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I think it's 3i. I don't know what any of this stuff means.

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I don't know what it means either. But this is the. The object that NASA has identified and that it should be making the rounds, coming towards Earth November, this November, coming to a theater near you. And it's apparently nefarious, it's hostile, and it could spell our doom, according to NASA, which is a lot of. It's heavy speculation, but NASA never lies. And so is this guy a boxer? I think he's a boxer turned podcaster. Yeah, I hear good things about him, actually. I don't mean to besmirch him by calling him Little Boy, although he calls himself Little Boy, I guess. I don't know. But I hear that he's a very cool dude. So shout out to David. Little boy Rodriguez had 35 knockouts.

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You better. You know, don't me up, dog.

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Follow him. So, yeah, follow him. He's cool. All right, so let's read this. He goes, put your armor of faith on. It's coming. Chilean scientists allegedly intercept a cryptic Morse like signal beaming from 3i Atlas, the mysterious interstellar comet currently streaking through our solar system in a straight line towards Earth. Confronted with indecipherable code, they reportedly turned to AI which translated the eerie message as, we're on our way. We've been watching you. Don't be afraid. We're gonna be there soon.

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Wait, how did they Turn this into.

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AI Well, I don't know. It's a Morris code like form of communication that they couldn't decipher. And I like Invisidon down there. Are the Chileans in the room with us now? I love that guy. He's great. Yeah. So. So I. And what I will say is when you prompt a. When you. When you present a prompt to AI there's been a lot of instances where you're like, that's simply wrong, AI. You're wrong about that. So, yeah, there you go. JJ says so. Bullshit. I. I tend to agree with you, jj, but we're trying to have fun here. Okay? Are you having fun, jj? Yeah. Yeah. So gay. Well, here, let's finish it. He goes, we're going to be there soon. Which is funny. I just. We're coming. We're going to be there soon. The coded message also indicated that the probe is already in contact with senior global leadership. Communication that, for reasons unknown, has not been shared with the public. So how the hell did he get it?

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I think what we're gonna do here on this show is, like, rate this on a scale of, like, one to dancing tense. This is close.

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Well, dancing tense being completely bullshit and then one being based in reality.

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Yeah, that's actually not it. So dancing tends to 10.

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I don't know, dancing tents to. I don't know what. What's real. Epstein. Dancing tends to Epstein. Right. So where does this fall on the. On the scale from dance? It's certainly not dancing tense.

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It's close.

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Well, no, no, because NASA never said. Hey, hey, look at these dancing tents. They're real.

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Here's the red flag. Yeah. Cliff High has been talking about this a lot.

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Well, is that a red flag or is that saying that there is some veracity to the situation, but it's probably not the nature of it. This is the nature of a thing.

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I'm starting not to like Cliff High.

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Well, I understand that.

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Yeah. He's just. I really don't care for him.

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Like a 3. Redbeard says like a 3. Atma says a 3.3. 3. I kind of feel like that's fair. Right. So if. If dancing tense is one, then this ranks like a three. Three and a half.

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You believe that? You believe that?

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Like, do I believe this more than dancing tense? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I believe this more than dancing tense, But I don't believe this.

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I mean that.

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Oh, touche. Yeah.

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You believe the dancing tense.

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I did believe the dancing.

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I'm trying to understand your. Your. Your methodology of logic. Here.

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Well, here's the thing, is, it's not that I don't believe that this is some sort of an event. I'm just saying I don't believe that this is a hostile object. It seems that there's a lot of, you know, a lot of hype surrounding it. Yeah, it seems that NASA wants us to think something about it.

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Oh, Fiv wants to know what are we talking about with the dancing tents.

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Oh, Fiv, that's deep.

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This is like baby years ago.

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So, basically, yeah, I could keep it short. There's some black people in Africa.

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Every time.

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I know they just keep coming up. Black people from Africa, and they are showing us voodoo tents. And these tents are getting up and dancing by themselves. And I. And I was. I was looking upon these tents that were dancing by themselves. And I was saying, this is remarkable what's happening here. And.

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Oh, no, that's the wrong.

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That's the wrong button. Oh, my God. This is a. Nancy. Nancy, did you do that? Was that. Nancy, you've got us.

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That was not. Oh, it's not me.

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Top. Nancy.

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Nancy.

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I was.

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Press that button.

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No, I did not. I was searching for the. The dancing Africans.

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That's the one I was looking for. Now it's on reboot.

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Now it's on loop. Unbelievable.

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That was actually my bad.

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I'm sorry, dude, that was crazy. Yeah. Yeah.

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So that's nice, man.

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This is a professional Christian show. So. So I believe that they were dancing tents somehow levitating.

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We gotta label these buttons better. These buttons are just lights.

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They're. They're dangerous.

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Look at these lights. Like, it's just lights.

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They can't even see because this. This is a vanilla camera. It's very overexposed, and I can't figure out why. So.

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Well, so before the show, I went to walk outside touching some things. David's just touching. But Nancy can confirm he's just touching. Touching, touching. Stealing, stealing, stealing. Eating my cookies. Touching, touching, touching.

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I had one cookie this time.

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Now nothing works.

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Well, anywho, why does it say that there's.

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What's this no volume thing there?

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What?

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Did you touch the TV, too?

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I don't know why it says that.

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Yeah.

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Anyway, long story short, Viv, I believe that they were dancing tents. They were really just Africans inside of a tent dancing. And. And I fell for it. So.

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But.

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But to get back to the point here, so. So I believe that something is happening. And. And. And I. I don't know what to make of it. I'm not claiming that I understand it's just that when NASA says that there's a inbound hostile object the size of Manhattan or something to that effect, I go, well, certainly not. Certainly not. Right. Certainly that's incorrect. You can't determine that a thing is hostile when you're looking at fake space. NASA, who. Who lies about everything all the time. So why would I believe you about this? I know that David. Nino. David Little Boy Rodriguez is more. He's a conspiracy theorist. He's also a Christian, I believe.

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I'm trying to find dancing.

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Stop looking for dancing tents.

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Honestly.

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Twerking.

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Look at this. Yeah, it's crazy. I wrote dancing tents and it's just twerking.

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Yeah. Oh, no fib. Thought I said dancing tens. Definitely not that.

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Nope, not this lady either.

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That's not a dancing 10. Those are not dancing tensions. Oh, there we go. There we go.

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Yeah. David thought this was real.

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Well, when you say it like that, it makes me feel super stupid.

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But it looks cool.

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Well, that's only one aspect of it. There's other things. Look, even. No, this is the dancing broom, which to me much more realistic. No, I can obviously tell there's a person in the dancing broom. The dancing tent was more twerking. Zulu culture. Is that twerking? Please. No, I don't want to. JJ says, is this the show with the boomer conspiracies from Tops Mom? Yes, it is. We will get to messages from mom a little bit later on.

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Another dancing. That's a dancing broom, clearly.

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Yeah, they don't show the tents because they're the most convincing.

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This is crazy.

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Yeah, just black people do a lot of dancing, huh? Oh, well, you did type in African dancing.

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I bro dancing, clearly.

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I don't want to see this anymore, please. This is old lore. Old hat for us.

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Old it is, but.

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And I don't want to dredge it up. Unbelievable. Somebody's getting arrested.

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Stop.

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And also, you got to be real careful. You're looking through the search function on Twitter on a live stream. They will. You will see penetration given enough time.

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That's true. That's true.

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That's a really risky thing. So. So anywh who somebody said.

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Wait, scroll back up a little bit.

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No, no, no, we're not doing that. Let bring it back to the production room because there's a follow up. There's some follow up information on this. And. And I'd like to get into it a little bit. So the one that I want to look at top is the one that says remote viewers. It's that one Right there. Here we go. Now, this is completely uncredible information.

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Incredible.

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Well, look at me. This is time.

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Like Glenn's.

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No. Okay, so make this thing so I can actually read it. This is from Future Forecasting Group. I don't know. They have a yellow badge. I don't know what that means. I don't get glasses.

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David, you can't see that well.

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Not when it's real small. Like, I mean, I can see it. Yeah, but I. I don't want to struggle. I want to be able to read, you know, fluidly.

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So should go to the doctor.

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I have 2020 vision, sir. 2020 vision. I literally have the greatest eyes of any individual that I know. So it says the three. I. I don't know why they did an exclamation point Atlas.

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Because you gotta scream it.

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Is it really a comet or is it an alien spaceship? Our remote viewing team looked into the reality. Which is a bold word to use after that statement, re the reality behind this mysterious object. What we got back will blow science out of the water. If you want to know what's really going on, its origin and its intent. Keep reading. I am excited for this fake gay alien shit.

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First, let's establish what we know. I'll read it from the screen here.

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Go ahead.

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Three Eye Atlas is moving at 210,000 kilometers an hour. The fastest object ever recorded. This is. I'm sorry, I'm trying not to curse, but this is.

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Well. Well, we don't know. Maybe. I could imagine you can judge the speed of an object moving in space. That's not outlandish to me.

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Okay. All right. Well, it's moving this fast. It's 7 to 14 billion years old. Older than. Yes, this. What I'm saying.

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How do you know that?

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There's no way they could know it's lit up. They know that it's angry. They know it's fast. They know it's old.

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They know it's 14 billion years old. And it's furious. It's.

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It's mad. I can know because it's glowing red now. It's blinking cliff high. Was like. He's like, this thing has 10 million. 10 million people's worth of carbon on it. How do you feel about. Like, is your God real now? And I'm like, were you old, you old man?

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Hey, Cliff, I. I will slap you in the mouth.

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Yeah, God's real.

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We don't slap you right in your teeth.

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You know what's not real? Your atlas. Whatever. This is your atlas.

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Your three eye atlas and.

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And 70% of your predictions, although I do enjoy some of your work, but a lot of it's nonsense, but it makes for good content.

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Joey, Poop Bag was right about Cliff. Yeah, Poop Bag was never on the Cliff High, and to be fair, always tempered anything I said about Cliff High with he is a gay old man. But this is fascinating information we have.

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We have. I mean, David has specifically tempered it on tinfoil hat, which is crazy.

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Yeah, I said on tinfoil hat that Cliff High is a gay old man.

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Yeah. And Sam was like, oh, he's a pretty good guess. And he was like, whatever, man.

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I mean, yeah, sure, he's. He's a cool dude to talk to.

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But, you know, not to us, apparently.

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Well, yeah, he won't talk to us. All right, so let's bring this back on the stage here in the club. All right. Make that big. I can't see that.

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You got to be able to see that dog.

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Harvard astrophysicist Avi. Avi Loeb. Oh, wait, we have. We have something on Avi. So let's get through this thread, and then we'll go. We'll go to Avi Loeb. Harvard astrophysicist Avi Loeb says, I can't read that anymore because you moved it off the screen, you animal. Good golly. Okay, okay. Scroll down a little more because we're at the next one now. The trajectory is statistically improbable. Only 0.2% chance of being natural.

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Scroll down. Hold on. We have to just show people.

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Can I scroll?

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Who said this?

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Avi. Yeah, we're gonna get. Whoa. Hold on. Don't bury the lead yet. Okay, all right, fine. There's some of it. There's some of Avi's credentials.

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Important credentials.

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Yes. He's a physicist. What sort of physicist?

[B]

From where?

[A]

A dual citizenship physicist. Scroll down so I can read you. Animal, It's.

[B]

You have the mouse.

[A]

No, you were using the mouse. If I take it from you, you make crybaby sounds. It's path.

[B]

You know what I like. I'm gonna bring this up Nancy, because Nancy's not producing. Nancy, can you just say hi? Thank you. Just say hi real quick. Thank I. Just so I know you're there. That feels good. This is what he does to me. Nancy. As you can see, the sidebar of it says comments, banners, media assets, things like this. Sometimes I'll put at the bottom. At the bottom.

[A]

Oh, she can see what you're about to do. I'll say.

[B]

I'll put this one up. And I'll say the poor is going to leave soon. Right. 30 minute preview. You guys have 10 minutes. Just a warning.

[A]

Oh yeah, here's a 10 minute warning.

[B]

And then I'll forget after we end the stream and it'll be going and David will click it on, he'll click banners and he'll put the mouse over this and wiggle it and then look at me. And then I go, oh. And then I go over here and click. I was like, why didn't you just click it?

[A]

Everybody's got their job. Everybody's got their job. All right, now go back. What do you think about that?

[B]

Well, this is a 30 minute warning. That's really why I said this. So get ready.

[A]

Hold on. I'm asking Nancy what she thinks about what you just.

[B]

Yeah, what do you think about that? Do you think he should be clicking?

[C]

No, I think.

[A]

I think you should slap me. I think she said you should slap me. Unbelievable. All right, let's make this big again. See, this is what happens. I touch the mouse and then you.

[B]

Touch the mouse because you say let's make this big, implying me.

[A]

Okay, fine. Anywho, the path brings its unusual. It brings it unusually close to Venus, Mars and Jupiter. Too perfect fake to be random. Too fake. But Nancy needs to produce this show. A show really control it. Shot collars, beatings and death threats.

[B]

I like that.

[A]

That's fine. I think that adds an element to the show, a dynamic that the dynamicies a dynamic to the show. While scientists debate. Our remote viewing team was tasked to look at this object blind. Who tasked you, you lying pieces of shit? Four viewers, no prior knowledge of what they were viewing. What came back was disturbing.

[B]

Well, I believe it because this guy has a yellow check.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. What's that yellow check mean?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

27,000 followers gets you a yellow check. You have more followers than these people.

[B]

It's. Oh. Because it's an official organization, this means that they pay.

[A]

Look at their picture. Click on their picture up there. Look at these cross armed homosexuals.

[B]

They don't even show their faces. Oh, they do.

[A]

This is the elite remote viewing team. Honestly, is that cliff high?

[B]

This looks like the remote view. No, no, that's dick alligator isn't in the right.

[A]

Dick alligator.

[B]

Yeah. My, my, my boy.

[A]

I don't know. I don't know who I think that is.

[B]

I think he's the guy that gave dick that.

[A]

Whatever. Maybe it's dick alligator. Okay, so what came back was disturbing and it raises questions. Science isn't Asking. Viewer number one saw an ancient civilization, catastrophic floods and structures buried underwater. Where viewer two. Yeah, where viewer two described demonic entities, solar flares, and ritualistic ceremonies. All right. Where. These are things that I could easily lie about.

[B]

This is all this stuff happened on Earth where they. They're looking at the spaceship. They're saying.

[A]

Well, viewer number three drew mechanical objects, ufo, like craft and non human beings. Dude, this is literally just Twitter. He's just describing, like dialogue on Twitter. Viewer number four saw energetic vortexes and interdimensional travel.

[B]

How many views are on how many? Like one man.

[A]

168, 000 views.

[B]

I can't get. I can't get a hundred likes on. On a good tweet anymore.

[A]

None of them described a typical comment. Instead they saw ancient advanced technology, non human intelligence, energetic phenomena, catastrophic events. Catastrophic events and ritualistic human responses. Four different viewers, remarkably similar themes. I don't know. Just does nothing for me.

[B]

If you're finding. No, no, no, no, no. We.

[A]

No, that's it. Okay, so let's. Let's look into Avi a little bit. Yeah, let's look. Let's bring up Avi. So we have something, a website actually, that was produced provided by producer Nancy. Say hi, Nancy.

[B]

It's over here. Where is it at? Maybe we'll pull that.

[A]

Just scroll down.

[B]

Scroll. Keep scrolling down. We'll show them all of our messages.

[A]

Right there.

[B]

This is it.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Our cosmic exodus. This is going on here. Medium.com by Avi Loeb. I don't know if he owns the website or if he's just writing articles. Interesting artwork in the back. What is that? Weird? Yeah. That's fucking strange, isn't it?

[B]

Hmm.

[A]

Here we see a bunch of Jews at a table enjoying a gathering. Maybe I could read a little bit from here. Ooh, matzah. You know what? I won't knock them. Can you get the 30 minute preview down off the screen? I won't knock them for the matzah. You ever have matzah with some good salted butter?

[B]

It's great. Matzah's great.

[A]

Matzah is really good.

[B]

Yeah, I'm not. I'm a big fan of matzah, so I can't say anything about that.

[A]

I feel like I could eat pretty much an unlimited amount of.

[B]

What I like about is the dryness of it. I like the dryness. I like that you can snap it symmetrically. Yeah, it's nice.

[A]

I like it with butter, specifically. Just butter. When I was younger, I used to have it with. I Can't believe it's not butter.

[B]

I thought that that was matzah there. But that's just a book. But I mean, really could be taste the same.

[A]

If you did one of those optical illusions where it's like matzah or book, and you had a bunch of panels that had books and some of them had matzah. It'd be hard to tell the difference. That matzah actually looks like something that was written in like old Hebrew. Like it looks like an old piece of paper with Hebrew on it.

[B]

I mean, I bet you that is a language probably.

[A]

Oh my God. What if this entire time they've been spreading messages through matzah?

[B]

I know, like a bunch of retards.

[A]

They're delicious. Okay, so scroll down. Let's read some of this article beneath this picture. Click it. Click at the X. Yeah. Thank you. As the Passover holiday approaches, I was reminded of how short human history is. The exodus from Egypt dates back to the 12th to 13th century BCE, the times of Ramses II or third, the first or second pharaoh rulers of ancient Egypt. But this is only 3.2 to 3.3 thousand years ago. Less than a millionth of the age of the earth, which itself is a third of the age of the universe. No, this is where we get our. Our bullshit from.

[B]

Huh?

[A]

What? Whoa. Whoop. My baby mama's whole ass says, look at Fatty Dave. What the fuck? I present that throughout cosmic history, the exodus story is a drop in the ocean. Given that Passover is celebrated eight days, it would take 22,000 years to celebrate the history of the earth. What? Let alone the vast time and space.

[B]

David. David.

[A]

David.

[B]

David. David.

[A]

Oh my God.

[B]

What are you making me look at here?

[A]

I don'. Wanted to see what Avi was up to.

[B]

I don't like this.

[A]

Obviously.

[B]

This is. This is.

[A]

Fine.

[B]

I'd rather. I'd rather look at actual content, but we have to. This is crazy.

[A]

You know what was in that article?

[B]

What?

[A]

Something good. But I'm not. Let's move on now.

[B]

No, no, it's fine. Because this guy is just giving us timelines about fake stuff.

[A]

Well, actually, I'm going to. I'm not going to lie to you, I didn't read it.

[B]

So what's in this article?

[A]

I have no idea. Honestly.

[B]

Nancy, should we abort?

[A]

Fine. Fine. The consensus is we move on. There is one more, I think slide I would like to show on this three. I. I object. Oh, my God. That. That's rough. I don't know if you saw that video. It's right there beneath what, your boop? Yeah. So this one is going to be a little bit more schizo. I believe this came from. This is reposted on godlike production threads. I don't really know anything about that.

[B]

Well, that's where I get all my news from.

[A]

I've heard it before brought up as like some source of information that's reputable. But this is allegedly straight off the Dark Web. And you know it's true because they said that here in this Twitter post. So this is not a comet. Be prepared. Which. How does one prepare for not a comet?

[B]

The same way you'd prepare for a comet. They do nothing. I guess.

[A]

I guess he's just pray about it. Okay, so can you make that image? That. That's fine. Urgent to take out the nose ring. And don't say boop. Did I say boop?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I might have said boop. Urgent. Leaked NASA memo on Atlas posted on the Dark Web. So this is a NASA memo allegedly on Atlas.

[B]

I'm realizing. I'm realizing that this show is basically. It's like it's all warm up, warm up, warm up until we get to.

[A]

Like, the messages for mom.

[B]

Messages for mom.

[A]

100.

[B]

All the same.

[A]

It is. It's all really just messages from Mom. In fact, in about a week, she'll have sent you this. In about a week, she will have sent you this.

[B]

Have you seen this from the Dark Web?

[A]

I have. And then we'll be insulted once again because she's just regurgitating our show through different mouthpieces. So deep signal 88. It's a verified insider. And you know that that's true because it says it right there. OP is not wrong. The object is not natural. We call it Class 7. Instructions were given to keep narrative contained. Public cannot know. Well, you guys really suck at that, huh? Check DSN anomaly report.

[B]

But public cannot know. I mean, the New York Post is reporting on this.

[A]

Yeah, serious. NASA is telling us openly. I mean, that's a great thing to point out here, as if it wasn't obvious that they are doing some Hollywood fear tactic gay. And I'm not saying that this isn't going to end in something. I'm just saying that even if it does, if we are faced with some sort of an event in November, the nature is a lie. This is a lie, ladies and gentlemen. It's just that to what degree is it a lie? Because we often get these things like, yeah, remember Umamu? And I know that, that, that I'M sorry, that was only a scout. Was just checking out the lay of the land to see if it was clear for this class 7 object to come through and laser us into dust. But they do seem to do this. It's the same way where, like, when we were kids. You ever used to get those science magazines in your middle school classes? It was like a. Kind of like a school magazine was made of like, eight pages.

[B]

Yeah, I remember those. Yeah.

[A]

Every so often they'd be like, new Earth. Like planet discovered.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. We found another gaseous planet.

[A]

It's like over and over again. They're like Planet X. Like, Planet X was like a big deal when we were kids. And now. Now that we've been, like, programmed with that when we were young, it seems like once a month you get some report from NASA where it's like, discovered. Breaking. Discovered. A. Another inhabitable Earth like planet.

[B]

I think the problem is that, like, now I have a telescope in the.

[A]

Closet there and you could look up and verify.

[B]

I could see that. Shit. But if they're. They're like, oh, no, this thing's moving way too fast. Like, the last article is like. It's moving like a bajillion miles an hour. You'll never.

[A]

A lot of miles per hour.

[B]

Yeah. Not with that. Not with that telescope now. So now the planets are moving. I mean, they might be.

[A]

Well, this isn't a planet. This is the size of Manhattan.

[B]

That's it. I thought it was bigger.

[A]

I don't know. What. What. What really makes a planet? Because. Remember when they took Pluto away from us?

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. Then they're like, it's not even really a planet.

[A]

But then, like, a couple of years after that, they were like, it is again.

[B]

Yeah. With ninth planet.

[A]

Why are you doing that to us? Why are you playing with my emotions?

[B]

It was. It's weird. Dinosaurs got feathers. They don't. We got nine.

[A]

Stupid. The dinosaurs have feathers. And it's like. Yeah, they're like these feathered serpents.

[B]

So what are they talking about here?

[A]

Okay, you want to read this part? It's. Check it. Check the skies.

[B]

Check the skies yourself. Its acceleration has been logged by amateur astronomers, but we can't really see this thing.

[A]

So stupid.

[B]

NASA scrubbed two live feeds last week. Why? Because it made a course correction on camera. Natural bodies don't do. Is that true?

[A]

I don't know that that's true because NASA scrubbed it. But look, if NASA is going to tell us that this is a potentially hostile object. That's what we read last week. Yeah, it's like, what. What is NASA hiding? Why would you say there's a potentially hostile object on course for Earth due to arrive in November, but then when it makes a course correction, you go, oh, no, hide that.

[B]

Well, what if we have some internal data from NASA?

[A]

Thank God.

[B]

For eyes only.

[A]

Just eyes.

[B]

Well, everyone here has eyes.

[A]

Oh, NASA internal. For eyes.

[B]

All right, well, this happened on the 2nd of this month. Subject C 2019 Y4 Atlas anomalous behavior and classification update. Do not distribute. Level 5 clearance required.

[A]

Certainly. Well, I have Level 5 clearance.

[B]

I don't know about you, but summary. Will we get in trouble for reading this?

[A]

Let's find out.

[B]

The object previously designated as comet atlas exhibits accelerative properties inconsistent with Newtonian predictions. Preliminary analysis indicates non gravitational influences of unknown origin. Surface scans suggest highly reflective composite material. Spectral anomalies recorded. I am excited for November.

[A]

Don't. Doesn't this sound like some shit? Like if you were watching Guardians of the Galaxy. This sounds like what the onboard AI would say as they scan some like distant.

[B]

You know, what is that Thanos?

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Wait, scroll back up a little bit. I want to see what is his. Surface scan suggests highly reflective composites material. Spectral anomalies recorded. Like. It just sounds like some Hollywood gay.

[B]

Yeah. So action items suspend all public discussion of object. What does this mean? C 2019 Covid. Are they saying that they saw this in 2019? Is that what they're trying to.

[A]

I don't know. I don't know. It's always bad sci fi, says jj. Yeah, that's what it feels like. It feels like bad sci fi. Hey, wait a second. I don't like that David likes matzo balls. NASA is the WWE of the science world. I do like matzo balls. Matzo ball soup is crazy good. The Jews are not so bad.

[B]

This stuff just makes me really sad.

[A]

That makes you say.

[B]

Because I kind of want. I want something to happen. Yeah, but it's like, this isn't. This ain't it. This ain't gonna happen, man.

[A]

Well, to be fair, we talked about that tweet of mine, right? Where I was like, swine flu vaccines have killed 25 people in the United States. They hope to mandate it this coming fall. Are you going to get yours? And when. When the vid popped off, I said that. I said, this isn't it. Because I had expected so many other things to be it. And then I was wrong. It actually was the thing that I was expecting to happen.

[B]

Is this what Michael Jackson was telling us? Like this is it could be.

[A]

Did you watch that movie?

[B]

I did. I cried.

[A]

I never watched it.

[C]

We're past the 30 minute mark, by the way.

[A]

Wow, Nancy, not enjoying the pores.

[B]

I get it, I get it.

[A]

They are disgusting.

[B]

Yeah. We've been talking about how to placate the non pores more effectively.

[A]

We should kill them. No.

[B]

All right. You don't understand what placate means. Oh, Nancy, bring up the definition of placate.

[A]

Can we define placate before the pores leave?

[B]

No, no, it's fine.

[A]

It's.

[B]

We're not addressing the pores while the pores leave.

[A]

Goodbye, pores. If you want to watch this, patreon.com/nephilim death Squad.

[B]

No. That's brutal. It's like the door shut right there.

[A]

Yeah, right. Is the door slammed in their face?

[B]

Yeah. Nancy, go ahead and read David.

[A]

Well, hold on.

[B]

She's gotta.

[A]

You could take some time to pull it up.

[B]

She. She got it.

[A]

She's not a young Jamie. She's a young Nancy.

[C]

I have it.

[B]

Oh, wow. Yeah.

[A]

Shout out young Nancy.

[C]

Make someone less angry or hostile.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

What was the context you used it? And I don't remember anymore.

[B]

We have to. We've been discussing how to placate the non pores.

[A]

Oh. How to please them and make them less hostile.

[B]

See, here's a. Here's an old non poor that we haven't placated.

[A]

Ah, look at that one.

[B]

Anyway, look at that one.

[A]

Oh, now we're on the. This is kind of a Carmel Cam.

[B]

That's fine. So what we've been discussing is we think, are the. Are you guys angry with us? Are the paid viewers angry?

[A]

What, when we keep the pores around for too long?

[B]

No, just in general.

[A]

I don't think so. I think they've actually been very happy. The. The feedback that we've been getting on Patreon makes me feel good. I go, oh, good. We're providing a good value for their investment.

[B]

I feel like they don't like us.

[A]

Oh, that's true. But they like the content. They don't like us personally, but they do enjoy the content, I would say.

[B]

Hmm. They're an enigma. They're an enigma. We have to figure out how to make them happy.

[A]

They put the nig in enigma.

[B]

They. Some people are saying here that they'd like you to lose weight. We'll work on it. No promises.

[A]

So why don't we bring up the rest of what we were reading here?

[B]

And this is what, the memo just.

[A]

Yeah, the thing that you just Clicked out of.

[B]

You want to still read the memo?

[A]

Yeah. That's what the show is, dog.

[B]

I know, but the memo is okay.

[A]

Yeah, we got to read the memo.

[B]

You know what it is? I just really hate this thing. I hate. I hate Atlas. I hate the idea of comets. I hate the idea of the blink. Unless you're telling me this is New Jerusalem, which I don't really even believe. I just don't like it.

[A]

Y' all good. You just have feminine tendencies.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

Feminine. Women love Eminem.

[B]

Yeah, well, I agree. I. I do. I have feminine tendencies. You're okay. All right. Yeah, but I don't steal stuff.

[A]

Women steal stuff.

[B]

No, you steals.

[A]

I don't steal stuff when I'm offered cookies and I'm not told how many cookies I can take.

[B]

Well, we're reading this.

[A]

Did we read it?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

No, no, we didn't read it. Look, go back up. Okay. Yeah, right there. Redirect external communications to standard comet disintegration protocol. Okay. That's how you know this is bullshit. Redirect external communications. Initiate standard comet disintegration protocol. MAN. Neutralize unauthorized dissemination on digital platforms as we read this. On digital platforms. So gay. So gay.

[B]

Yeah, but these people are crushing with.

[A]

No, I don't know if these people are crushing. This is just something that I brought up. These people might be not crushing.

[B]

They're crushing. I mean, kind of 165,000 views, but still.

[A]

101,000 bookmarks.

[B]

I like these guys.

[A]

Americano. Americano. Channel 390. They just hit a banger. That's all they hit. A banger. Retired at an age. Go back. I want to read their profile real quick. Retired at an age to enjoy life. Ex Navy Intelligence petty officer, racer drone enthusiast, UFO research and UFO experiencer.

[B]

I think what this show is, it's like. It's a warning about the. It's a warning about the Internet. Huh?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, who are these guys?

[A]

Who are they? Well.

[B]

And how did they get such reliable information?

[A]

Yeah, I just love that because it's like, stop all communications on digital platforms. About this. As we. As we literally were talking about this on the digital platform, and then it says. I believe it said, delete all communications on it. As if, like, you can go around and, like, remove it from Twitter and like that.

[B]

Yeah. It's out of control.

[A]

This message will self destruct in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. My son wanted to watch Mission Impossible.

[B]

The other day with Tom Cruise.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I was like, did you know he's a Scientologist? I don't want to talk about it, actually.

[A]

Anybody listen to that semi recent episode of Tinfoil Hat?

[B]

Yeah, I guess we're gonna talk.

[A]

We talk a little bit about it. We don't have to be.

[B]

Nancy, did you see that?

[A]

Did you see that? Are you a tinfoil hat enjoyer, Nancy?

[C]

Sometimes.

[A]

Did you happen to see the episode, the recent episode with Jeremy Ryan Slate, who is a homie of the show who I enjoy very much?

[B]

Yes. So tread carefully.

[C]

No, I did not see that.

[A]

Anybody in the chat see that?

[B]

I suggest you guys go check it out. The last like an hour.

[A]

Well, you can go. Yeah, you can jump to the 1 hour and 27. Yeah, 20. 27 minute mark Elohim says. Oh, yeah, dude got his Scientology skivvies in a bunch. Yeah, that's a good way.

[B]

These are my favorite episodes, to be honest. Like the. My. My favorite content is cringe content.

[A]

I can't. I had to turn it off. I actually didn't finish it.

[B]

You said and finish it.

[A]

No, I didn't finish it. Oh, I knew because I kept having to pause it over and over again. I was going, oh, God. And eventually I said, I got a cold top.

[B]

I will say I'm a little bit upset with Sam because in the post show where they review the show, they didn't bring it up, really. I was like, how could you not? That's the first thing I would. First thing I would have said for.

[A]

The audience who's listening. Basically, Jeremy. Jeremy Ryan Slate, who is a friend of the show and I enjoy him very much. And I'm gonna say that twice just for posterity. He is a Scientologist, which. Which we actually became privy to because after a show with him, he was like, hey, dude. We were on his show and he was like, show was great. You guys said something about like, l. Ron Hubbard. I'm just gonna cut that part out because, you know, I'm a Scientologist. And we were like, all right, you know, is what it is.

[B]

Yeah. I was like, my bad. Didn't mean.

[A]

No, it wasn't even like a my bad situation. It was really, like, really common. Just like, okay, cool, no problem, dude. And he was like, all right, you know, talk to you guys later. We're still friends with him now. He goes on tinfoil hat hour 27 minute mark. You know, Sam brings up like, L. Ron Hubbard being naval intelligence, you know, doing his thing with Jack Parsons in the. In the. The deserts and even Aleister Crowley warning Jack Parsons like, yo, dude, L. Ron Hubbard. Is.

[B]

Is that true?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, well, that's the rumor. I don't know if it's how. How founded it is, but he's like.

[B]

I was gonna say, how much of a piece of do you gotta be? That's the.

[A]

Aleister Crowley's like that dude not on the up.

[B]

Aleister Crowley?

[A]

Yeah. So. So. And, and you know, Jeremy just goes, hey, dude, I don't know that I believe any of that. I'm a science. How does he say. He's like.

[B]

He goes, this is so bad. Without like it's trying to like. I'm not. We're not.

[A]

Yeah, there you go. Z man says, isn't that the guy that jacked off in the desert with Crowley?

[B]

We' advice to. More than anything I would say to.

[A]

To, to Jeremy probably just should have not.

[B]

I would say to Jeremy, just stop being a Scientologist.

[A]

But like, you know, I wouldn't have addressed it because if you address it, you know, Sam Tripley, he's a pit bull.

[B]

Oh, yeah, dude. I'm honestly, I would have shied away from it like the way it was brought up. He was immediately like, you know, actually I am a Scientologist. And Sam was like, whoa, hold on.

[A]

He was a little bit. And look, I mean, you know, Jeremy's got his beliefs and we all have our beliefs and everything.

[B]

What do they believe? I don't even know what they believe.

[A]

About living in the eye of a giant one eyed cyclops, you know?

[B]

Are you for real? Are you serious?

[A]

I mean. Yeah, dude.

[B]

Nancy, look this up.

[A]

Nancy, what is it?

[B]

While we, While we banter, please.

[A]

I don't know if you could believe that.

[B]

Yeah, she's not even gonna get anything. Like, I don't even think there's anything online about.

[A]

Might be able to get a summary from AI on like, what are the.

[B]

You gotta pay a lot of money to figure out what the religion is. It's a crazy religion. First off, like, how do you.

[A]

We're gonna get it. Nancy's gonna be like, tom Cruz is at my.

[B]

Yeah, we just got a cease and desist from Leah Remeni Remy.

[A]

Now she's about it. You ever listened to her episode with Rogan?

[B]

Yes, but I still don't know what the religion.

[A]

I don't know what it was either because she was like trying to bang Rogan.

[B]

Oh, was she?

[A]

It was weird.

[B]

Maybe she's trying to get him to join.

[A]

Oh, could be.

[B]

But I thought she. I don't. I'm very confused with the whole thing.

[A]

That's what the Scientology, they were like Joe Rogan would be an asset. Toss a little his way. Who do we do? Who, who do we throw?

[B]

She's like, he's not into.

[A]

Call in Leah Remney. Leah Remney, the chick from King of Queens?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, she was, she was kind of cute.

[A]

She was a show back in the day.

[B]

She was definitely out of Kevin. James Leak.

[A]

Well, that was the whole thing. Yeah. Was that he was a goofy moron. They do that a lot, right?

[B]

So they. Yeah. You're not saying they believe in some alien shit? Maybe I better. I don't know.

[A]

They. I'm not.

[B]

And we're not getting any answers from our producer.

[A]

Well, she's looking, she's doing research. I. I am.

[C]

What was the question?

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Holy.

[B]

Nancy was that kid in school that's.

[A]

Just like, okay, here, here's what you got to do, Nancy. Ask if Scientologists believe.

[B]

What do scientists, what do they believe?

[A]

Look, this is what, this is what they believe. Okay? You got to pose it the right way because there's a lot of. They believe. Ask if they believe we live in the eye of a blue eyed giant.

[B]

Also, really quickly, please do not flirt with our producer.

[A]

Who is that?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Somebody was flirting with Nancy the other day.

[B]

Somebody else asked for her. They're like, can I get Nancy's number?

[A]

Yeah, somebody was like, it's Nancy single.

[B]

Oh, that's right.

[A]

And. And to that I say, she's very busy working diligently on this show. It's a full time job.

[B]

And what would happen if you put a child in Nancy, girl boss who would switch the comments on this show?

[A]

Right? That child, who would look up these.

[B]

Facts that we need to know, maybe that's in a timely fashion.

[A]

Nancy is a girl boss who's focused on career over. Over childbearing right now. So please don't, don't tempt her. Yeah, look up if, if they believe, because you have to ask it. If you ask what Scientologists believe, it's gonna be like, well, they believe in doing the auditing. They believe in. You know what I mean?

[B]

And that they'll talk about their like missionary work. They'll talk about all kinds of. They do things in like, I've seen people be approached by people on like a boardwalk and they're like, I'm a Scientologist. And they're like, what's it about? And they're like, yeah, dude.

[A]

Yeah. It's not, it's not. It's very non specific because apparently if you get to the upper Levels where they finally.

[B]

What does it have to do with the Roman Empire? I'm so confused.

[A]

That's true, right?

[C]

I'm not finding anything specifically about living in the eye of a blue eyed giant. It just keeps talking about Xenu, Zenu.

[A]

Xenu is the giant.

[B]

But what is it? What are they doing? What are they, what is it about? It's fine, we'll wait. Nancy, it's fine.

[A]

Don't until she speaks. I don't know, nobody knows.

[B]

Anyway, this guy got real mad about it and I kind of feel bad for talking about it, but it was very fun. It's what I live for. It's what I live for. These awkward moments. David doesn't want. Actually, we'll ask the chat. You wanted this show to be about talking to the chat because you feel like we're not appeasing or placating.

[A]

No, I'm not saying placating. I'm just saying like you don't even.

[B]

Know what the word means.

[A]

Well, that's true, I forgot. Honestly, what you said, it's just that I, I, I like having the connectivity to the, to the community.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Now that I don't do tlc, I'm very distant from the dangerous retards and it's valuable to them. And those people are what help us build what we want to build. I think we should be more closer to them in some way, shape or form.

[B]

So you want to talk with them more?

[A]

Scientologists do not believe that we live in Xenu's mind. Son of a. I miss misspelled yo. Autocorrect just is killing me. Assuming Xenu is a misspelling of Xenu. Yeah, thanks a lot. There's no references. Instead, in confidential materials revealed at the Operating Thetan 3 OT3 level, Scientologists learned about Xenu as the dictator of a galactic Confederacy who around 75 million years ago allegedly solved overpopulation by bringing billions of beings to earth then called tgx. This is, I'm sorry, freezing them, detonating hydrogen bombs in volcanoes and capturing.

[B]

Do this all episode. David, I just, I simply cannot keep here this. The words that you're saying to me, the numbers, the, the made up.

[A]

What are you talking about? These are researched and confirmed by Tom Cruise.

[B]

Dog. Yeah, dog.

[A]

What?

[B]

Dog? This is crazy, right? Like this is right up. I mean we should ask them about the Atlas thing. They probably.

[A]

Oh, they probably have in their pants. Xenu is on the Atlas thing. Okay, well look, they threw some hydrogen bombs inside of A volcano. And. And when they blew up, they captured the disembodied spirits thetans. These Satans are said to cling to modern humans, causing spiritual harm and requiring auditing to remove them for enlightenment.

[B]

Auditing? What's that mean?

[A]

Auditing? It's confession. It's a form of confession.

[B]

Oh, it's like blackmail.

[A]

So they have demons, Satans, confession, auditing, Blackmail. Blackmail.

[B]

This is like the cast.

[A]

I don't think there's very many black males in Scientology. These mostly white people, to be honest.

[B]

Well, it's safer that way, to be fair.

[A]

Action.

[B]

All right, fine. Finish what you're reading, because that's all Nancy. Do you understand why I'm so tired of this?

[A]

What do you think about that, Nancy?

[C]

South park explains everything.

[B]

Explains. Did it better?

[C]

Yeah, they did. And it's all true, apparently.

[A]

Well, I mean, you know. Oh, well, in. In south park ended up being true. I just remember specifically that they live in a. In the eye of a giant. But what do I know? Let's. Let's. Oh. So, yeah, if you guys want fascinating listening experiences, go check that episode out and. And shout out to Jeremy, because I love that guy and he's a lot of fun.

[B]

We do like Jeremy, but, man, is it. Well, hey, yeah, let's dance.

[A]

They audited each other. Anal spelunking. They audit each other's anal. Hey, father is prime. This is a Christian show.

[B]

He's never going to come back on.

[A]

Don't talk about.

[B]

Whoa.

[A]

Anal spelunking in the comment section. You guys need to self police or I'm gonna come down there and I'm gonna police you, and you don't want that.

[B]

Oh, boy. What is this? Should we even watch this?

[A]

Well, we can watch that. Yeah, but did we have more? Oh, there was something on Donald Trump. I thought maybe this would be interesting to talk about. This comes from 777 is 666. That's a weird account.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Is that okay?

[A]

Yeah, he's. You know, Trump has the mark on his right hand. The mark of the beast is described in the book of revelation, specifically Revelation 13, 16, 17, as being placed on the right hand or the forehead of people, forcing them to buy and sell, sort of, kind of. With some interpretations, consider. While some interpretations consider this literal, physical mark, others view it as symbol, a symbolic representation of a person's allegiance and devotion to the beast. And then they have this kind of weird phenomenon that's been taking place. I don't call it a phenomenon, but Donald Trump has been rolling around with a lot of makeup on the top of his hands, and it's been driving schizophrenics crazy.

[B]

Has he?

[A]

Yeah, a lot of, like. Like, it's like a big blotch. Well, you could see there. It's a bruise. So now I understand. But what I don't understand is look as sympathetic as I am to a man who believes that Donald Trump would have received the mark of the beast, which is fun. Doesn't it just seem simpler to say he smashed his hand and he's got this big, gnarly bruise on it, and now he's.

[C]

He's putting some like that on old people a lot. Like, white people, especially old guys, they have bruises like that.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, they get. They're like, wait, what did she say? She's seen bruises? She's. She's given old men, old white men bruises like this.

[A]

I thought she said I put bruises on old people like that. Especially white men.

[B]

Yeah. So this is. Yeah. All right. Oh, yeah. Wow. That's not even a good makeup job.

[A]

Well, that's a weird thing to do. Yeah. Because it's not matched. But really, he could have just had whatever was laying around and he goes, I don't like the way it looks.

[B]

I think. I think what's more likely here is that this dude's 80 and, like. Like Nancy said, like, any kind of thing bruises him, but this is probably from, like, an IV mark, so this dude's probably sick.

[A]

Oh, that's interesting. Yeah. Because you do tend to bruise if you get. And if you're old.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Then you could really bruise. Like a banana.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. That's probably what's happening here. They're. They're infusing him with something. Adrenochrome problem, probably.

[A]

I would hope so. What does this say, Trump? Hand drama. Contain hand drama. It's wild. I mean, as we. As we contribute to it, that this could be drama, though, because as far as I'm concerned, like, ye. You're right, it's an old dude with bruises. You know, you see them old people get real lumpy, I think.

[B]

You know, what I really like about the show is that, like, the real news is probably that he let in or is letting in 600,000 Chinese immigrants into colleges, but I couldn't care less.

[A]

What do you think about that young girl from Europe with the hatchet and. And. And knife thing?

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Have you seen that?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That's like.

[A]

Nancy, can you try to find maybe a video of that on X and send it to the production Room. But my understanding is, like, you know, they have this migrant issue. Who doesn't? And. And these migrants are harassing these young girls, and. And one of them pulls out like, a. A knife and a hatchet, and she starts screaming, you know, get away from me. Get away from me. So it seems like she's at wit's end. Seems like she's been potentially followed by, you know, by this guy. And. And for whatever reason, her recourse, which, you know, I'm pretty sympathetic to. It's like, if a dude is following you, young girl, then maybe you would consider arming yourself, protecting yourself in some way, shape or form. If I'm not mistaken, she's the one that's gotten in trouble.

[B]

Yeah, she was. She was arrested for brandishing a knife. I don't know what Nancy's trying to pull up here.

[A]

She's probably trying to show you that it's in the chat.

[B]

Okay, let's go.

[A]

Scroll down. Yeah.

[B]

And it is not.

[C]

Oh, you want me. Okay. You want me to send it to the chat? I thought you wanted me to screen share.

[A]

No, it's fine. Nancy, send it to the chat, please.

[B]

We're working out the kinks.

[A]

It's fine.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, listen, we don't hit her enough. We hired somebody. We try to hire the mentally disabled. It's fine. No, yeah, I think. I think what's happening here. But. But this could also be more theater to show race war. Yeah. That people are fed up with this because it's all kind of done intentionally. Right. Like, this is a. The flooding of migrants into. Into these countries is like. It seems like no one's asking for it, nobody wants it, and they're just continuing to pump and pump and pump until people have had enough.

[A]

And then you would organically get some great photo opportunities, right?

[B]

Well, yeah. I mean, there's your. There's your video. Like, this coincides with the same girl that's like, giving the middle finger to.

[A]

The other migraine, who apparently has gotten in trouble herself. She's been prosecuted to some degree for her slurs. Her use of slurs.

[B]

Oh, really? Where is she from? I thought she was in America.

[A]

I thought she was in America too. But, you know, this is just like the chatter that I'm seeing on. On Twitter. To be perfectly honest, I don't really look at this shit. I see it, and I keep moving on. I mean, I thought it'd be an interesting thing to talk about a little bit because it is kind of going viral right now, but I haven't looked in it, but I did see it paired up with. I forget what her name was.

[B]

Yeah, the GoFundMe girl.

[A]

Go find me, girl. Yeah, she had an interesting name. I forgot what it was, but. But that she's been. You know, she received some sort of punishment.

[B]

Yeah, well, she's facing charges. They want to put her in jail.

[A]

There we go. Oh, did we get it? Let's check. Wrong production room, Nancy. I remember I switched to production room. It's the one with the logo that's black and white now, not the other. Oh, no, it's there. Okay, cool. Let's. Let's bring that up. Thank you, Nancy. Producer Nancy, ladies and gentlemen. W's in the chat for Nancy. Let's. Oh, started that video. It's scary.

[B]

This is like Ireland.

[A]

Scotland. Pause it real quick. So we have very much the same attitude as the Shiloh situation, which is she's screaming, get away from us. She's calling them kid bashers. And very much like the Shiloh situation where the guy pulls out the camera and says, say it again. Say it again. Because he knows that the climate.

[B]

He understands the rules.

[A]

He understands the rules. He's saying it. He's going, show the knife. Show the knife. I don't know if the rules are the same in Scotland as it is in England, but I know they have some really serious knife laws. I mean, obviously, they don't have guns, and the stabbings have been quite the issue. Staggering, staggering stabbings across the pond. And so, you know, they have some rules when it comes to that. So I'm wondering if he's leveraging that and he's saying, show it. Show it. Because I know the rules here. I know it's illegal.

[B]

And when she does, it's actually more legal for him to rape her than it is for her to show a knife.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

That's actually. That would get you in a lot of trouble in Britain.

[A]

Oh, the. The gun.

[B]

No, the sword.

[A]

Oh, the sword. Well, both. Huh. And it seems you should be carrying both of these if you. If you live in England, especially if you're a young girl. But you know, what makes a young girl go out into public carrying a hatchet and a knife like that?

[B]

Yeah, that's a decision. It's just a failure. It's a failure of society, of men in society. That's like, this is what it's come down to. And it's not. I don't think it's an overreaction. Although little, you know, little girls could, like, see this on the News and then kind of go out. But I. This doesn't seem like a larp. This just seems like. Dude. Like, this keeps happening.

[A]

Stop following us. She's screaming, don't touch us.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

How old is that girl, you think? 14, 13?

[B]

I don't even know. Young.

[A]

She looks like a kiddo. She looks like a little kiddo.

[C]

I think she's 12.

[A]

12 years old. Oh, man. What makes a 12 year old girl go out into public with a. With a. With a hatchet and a knife? Couldn't be migrant rape, could it?

[B]

Dude?

[A]

Yeah, that's a kitchen knife, too.

[B]

What a great screenshot, though. Like, this has been. Yeah, it's passed around, man, but it. This also. This isn't like the first time. You see. This is like a weird calling card. Like when they burnt the General Lee statue. That, like, that was a lot of these dudes profile picture for a long time. Like the melting face.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, this is the rebellion. It was like that, wasn't it? We had a couple of other things, you know, Kyle Rittenhouse. That's actually happy. Happy birthday to Kyle Rittenhouse. That happened five years ago, like, yesterday.

[A]

That's why I'm seeing the videos circulating.

[B]

Again, I think so.

[A]

What a. What a wild situation. I saw somebody say, like, you can't get footage like this, but we have, like, 4K of Kyle Rittenhouse in the entire situation. And I was watching it, and I was like, damn, man, this is wild.

[B]

You're thinking that was.

[A]

I don't know if I'm not saying it was a setup, but I'm just saying, like, damn. For such a pivotal moment in this, like, kind of, like, culture, caught that way. For it to be caught that way is like, like, damn, dude. What a stark thing to look back on, you know, he's like. He hits the ground, this. There's like a struggle. All of a sudden, you hear that shot ring out, and then this dude, like, gets. Grabs himself and runs away, and it's like, oh, man. And you know what's crazy is it's like, it is the weakest among us that keep getting thrusted into the spotlight. I'm not saying Kyle Rittenhouse was weak. Weak maybe isn't the word, but it's like, Kyle Rittenhouse was a young man. Yeah, these are young girls. Shiloh Hendricks is a skinny woman. You know what I mean? Like, the optics on that, like, over and over again, it's like, damn, where are the men? We podcasting.

[B]

It's a. It's a hard question. That's a hard question to answer because, yeah, it's been a long time, and people are just silent on it. And you think, like, after so many events, you're like, this is the one. This is the thing. And it's. Yeah, never the thing.

[A]

It's similar to the whole UFO thing, where you're like, there's the invasion. Here's the invasion. That's not the invasion. It's not happening. Here comes Operation Blue Beam. Nope. Damn it. Not this time. Whoop, my baby mama ho says it looked fake to me. He's walking up with a firearm as the police just ride past him. I don't know. I. I don't know if it was fake.

[B]

It was chaos out there, though.

[A]

It was a weird situation. And I. And I'm. I'm kind of one to. To say that things look fake. I mean, everybody record with the dancing.

[B]

Tents, and the police tackled him or they. They had apprehended him after he shot the guy, he, like, walked up to them. He crossed their lines. But he also understood, like, that's the thing about what this was. Like, he understood how to approach the cops. He understood how to clear his firearm from a jam and shoot some. Like, it was. What he did was improbable. Yeah. It was in a group of people to take out, I think. How many did he shoot?

[A]

Well, he shot two. Two dudes or did he shoot three dudes? One of them. One. Did one of them die?

[B]

I think he killed two and shot one's arm, like, his bicep.

[A]

Yeah. And that guy had, like, a pistol aimed at him or something, like. Yeah, but I don't know, man. It's just weird because these situations keep happening, and I kind of understand it. It's like, I remember when I was a young man, I was going to occupy Wall street, and I was ready for some to pop off. I was going to the tea parties, and I was ready for some to pop off, you know, so there is something about being younger and actually being, like, out in the fray. I mean, Shiloh is not that situation. Shiloh's just at the park with her kid. But I guess, like, it's like, now I'm so detached from that because I'm not spending any time in these places.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I wouldn't go to. To any kind of a. Like, if there was a Black Lives Matter protest, I would never, never cross my mind to go there. Let me tell you, if when I was 18, 19 years old, black Lives Matter was happening, I would have been there 100 I would have been there. I would have been like, what is going on? This is where shit's gonna pop off. Because I was just this little chaos seeking knucklehead, which is, you know, I would think the case with a lot of these young kids, but with these girls in Scotland, it's like there's no. There's no way around it. They're. They're. They're not driving. They're 12. They're just walking home from school or they're in the streets because it's all they got is their legs.

[B]

David. David's fat ass says Daniel Penny was the last man intervention.

[A]

Look how that went. Right?

[B]

Well, I mean, I think he was exonerated. Now he's suing the da.

[A]

Yeah, but how long did he spend in prison?

[B]

Yeah, he was targeted, punished. It's, you know, it's done on purpose. That's why. That's why this guy is clearly, you know, he's extorting the rules.

[A]

Yeah, he's recording them. Let me see those knives. Let me see what you got. Let me see what you got.

[B]

And the crazy thing is, like, the. The other Somalian dude that was recording, Shiloh Hendricks, knew the rules also.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

She gained a lot of money because I was like, in response to the other guy that, you know, did the thing to the.

[A]

David. Fat ass says he spent three years in prison.

[B]

Three years? No.

[A]

Is that true?

[B]

Months.

[A]

Feels like it wasn't three years ago that that dude got choked out to death.

[B]

Yeah, no, no, that wasn't that long. But they know the rules. And they know the rules so intimately that they're correct. This lady might go to jail for what she said.

[A]

Reminds me of that idea of, like. Like, Satanists know the Bible better than you do. You know what I mean? Illegal migrants know the rules better than you do.

[B]

Well, because, like, we're. We're naive. They. They understand the. The auspices in which they have been invited here.

[A]

The who?

[B]

The. Yes. They understand the big birds, the situation in which they have been invited here. It's almost like they understand the mission of what's being told to them.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

Like, come here. Disrupt. Here is the playbook.

[A]

Go ahead. But this is like. This isn't even disrupting. This guy is stalking two young girls with the intent to rape and. Or kill.

[B]

Well, what were they wearing?

[A]

That's true.

[B]

This girl's showing all kinds of knees.

[A]

That's right. Her kneecaps are popping through those. Those jeans. But, I mean, that's the implications here, right? Why is this. This migrant I wish we had a picture of his face. Let's let the rest of the video play. I've never watched this.

[B]

All right.

[A]

I've not watched this video. 12 and you just.

[B]

12.

[A]

What'd she say? Can you pull it back a little bit? She goes, she's 12 and you just. Because it seems like there's something has happened. It's not just that they've got, they've, they've gotten cornered by these individuals. Seems like she's saying you're touching her, you've touched her. She's 12 years old.

[B]

My.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. My God, dude. I mean, that girl was two years older than my son. Two years older than my son. That is a child's face that's standing there at the end in that last image. He's standing there ready to stabilize an adult man.

[B]

Yeah, this is, but this part is true. I don't, I don't know where. I can't understand a word.

[A]

It's not a language. It's just what happens when Irish people get too drunk.

[B]

Yeah, they, they sound tormented. Yeah, it's crazy.

[A]

They battered her sister is what she said. So battered, I guess is, is something that they're going to use more than we use here in the West. I imagine they mean assaulted, you know, a 12 year old girl. So you assault a 12 year old girl and then you feel comfortable enough to pull your camera out as if you got her. Yeah, like she's, I mean. Yeah, they did. Right. I don't know what, what trouble the girl's gotten in. Like I said, it was just. What I heard was that the way the, the, the cards have fallen, she's the one who if not is in trouble, stands to be in more trouble than the. This, you know, presumably Somalian migrant piece of that's chasing her through the streets has crossed some line to some degree that this has happened and knows the rules to such a degree that he pulls his phone out to record her to compromise her. Cuz she's the one who within the legal system has done something wrong, not him.

[C]

Yeah, it says she was arrested.

[A]

Yeah, that tracks. That tracks.

[B]

I, But I think, see, I'm supposed to feel mad. I think this is here to get you to feel mad. I don't feel so mad about it. I'm just.

[A]

Well, it's to be expected. Right. But let me ask you this. Andrew Wilson is getting torn apart right now on X. He's like a kind of a. I don't think he's. Is he Catholic or Christian? But either way you know, he's, he's. Let's just say he's a, a Christian conservative commentator who often appears on like, the. Whatever podcast and, and things. He's like the voice of morality. And he said in quotes, it was like, men, please help us. And he said, no, you voted for this. Which I understand that sentiment. Right. Because obviously you vote your way into that situation. It's the same thing that makes me, you know, mildly unsympathetic to the same immigration issue that we have going on here. Because how do we get here? Well, you manipulated low information voters with concepts of children in cages and, and things like that until we voted for legislation that created an incredibly porous southern border. And now, whoopsie. But people rebutting that are saying, She's 12, dude. She didn't vote for anything. And I gotta admit, yeah, I fall on that side of things where it's like, I, I'm not saying that Andrew doesn't have sympathy. You know, it's a tweet. It's without emotion or inflection or any of these things. But it looks like this situation where you're like, whatever, little girl. And when I, it's hard for me to say that because like I said, I have a 10 year old. You know, there's something about a kid's face, and I saw a kid's face in a situation that was untenable to use it. It's an untenable situation. A 12 year old being forced to tango with the idea of mortal combat with a grown Somalian migrant or, or. And if she loses, she's raped and killed. Really hate that.

[B]

I, I do also sort of agree with Andrew, though. You voted for this. And don't. Also, don't be there. There's like, the fact is that this is the reality of what's happening. So whether, even, even if you didn't vote for it, like my friend, a lot of my friends that stood in New York, you know, they're like, can you believe they're about to vote in a communist? Like a literal Muslim communist? And I go, yeah, yeah, I could believe it.

[A]

He's eating for the photo op. He's eating with his hands.

[B]

Yeah, he's. He can't bench press 135 pounds. I'm like, can you, can you believe this? I said, yes, of course I could believe that. What I can't believe is someone like you who sees this, who knows better, still being there.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

If this, now, if this happened where I live now, I'd be like, no, no, no. This is complete bullshit.

[A]

Like, actually too. There's like not a lot of places to go now.

[B]

Not. Well, there's not. I mean, there's a lot of places to go. America's big. If you want to live conveniently in a city with all the nice amenities and accoutrements, then go ahead. But you're going to deal with this shit because this is where they're putting them. They're doing it on purpose. And like, I don't know, you could, you can run away. Like, I guess people say, I ran away. I just left.

[A]

There's no saving New York City. Yeah.

[B]

What am I supposed to do? Yeah. Amy Rat says move. Just leave.

[A]

Vote with your dollar. Move. I mean, yeah, that's the idea, I guess you leave and then it becomes that argument, which I'm not much of a fan of, but it is worth entertaining. It's like, well, you keep moving and you keep moving and then the land becomes smaller and smaller and then eventually you're left to fight.

[B]

MBP says all of this is false. It's the responsibility of the local sheriff. It falls on his responsibility.

[A]

Right.

[B]

In New York City and in other municipalities like this, which are larger, there is no local sheriff. It's like a police department and it's military police. Yeah, it's a military police department. When they tell them to stand down, when they're burning the entire city, they stand down and they take a knee with the people that are burning the city.

[A]

Yeah, leave.

[B]

Why are you there?

[A]

Yeah. Yes. Elohim says stay strapped. I mean, that's, that's definitely.

[B]

No.

[A]

I mean, yeah, I stay strapped all the time.

[B]

Not yet, but here.

[A]

Oh, yeah. You can't do that in New York.

[B]

Do it in New York State, strapped. In New York. If somebody broke into my house in New York and I had to take action against them, I go to jail.

[A]

You go to jail.

[B]

They could sue me. They could. They could get in my house and even if I don't do anything to them, if they broke their ankle while stealing my tv. Yeah, they can sue you because they're on your problem. Why are you there?

[A]

If you're a 12 year old girl in Scotland who's under threat of violence and rape and you brandish a. Not even a firearm, just a bladed weapon, well, then you too can be.

[B]

Your kids shouldn't be there. There shouldn't be children. I mean, look at Puerto Rico's gotten so bad that there's not even kids there anymore.

[A]

I would have never guessed. Like, I don't Know, let's say you go back, like, 20 years and you said, like, Scotland. Scotland's gonna be inundated with browns that are going to.

[B]

Check this out. This is. This is actually. Sorry, not.

[A]

Well, this is where it's going, right.

[B]

Is Spencer P. Says, call for the National Guard, but that's.

[A]

You're going to get martial law. That. So that's kind of the idea that they want. They want to create a situation that is so dire that the. The only rational people left in the situation call for martial law.

[B]

Yep. Yeah. That's what they're. They're asking you to respond in this way. And instead I say, I will just leave. I'd rather not. You can keep your crap. I'm not going to be here. My daughter's not going to be there in this situation. Like, when I see that, I see. And I feel horrible for the daughter, but I see a father that's failed.

[A]

Failure. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. And I don't. I don't give a shit if. Oh, well, I have a job here and we have a house, and we have. So did I.

[A]

Honestly, I wouldn't be letting my. If I. If I live there and I couldn't move, my daughter of 12 years old would not be. I mean, obviously he's got to be aware of the migrant situation. He's got to be aware of what's going on locally. Right. He drives to work. He's out. He's. He lives there. He's got to be aware of what's going on. My daughter wouldn't be outside. I'd be like, we can't. You can't go outside until we can move. You simply can't go outside. I'm trying right now. I'm getting my. Together. We're finding a place. You're not going outside anymore until we can move.

[B]

Yep. All the feminism we've had the last 10 years is about to go right out the window. Yeah, that's a. I mean, you know what? Thank God for that, I guess. Yeah.

[A]

I mean, talk about a silver lining, huh?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

My mom.

[B]

My mom.

[A]

Oh, this is what's. What's what? Scott said my mom had to leave Scotland 31 years ago because I was brown. Well, I'm sure now you'd be welcome back with open arms.

[B]

Interesting.

[A]

That is. So that's what I'm saying. When I said 20 years ago, if you asked me that, you know, Scotland's gonna be inundated with browns to the extent that little girls are gonna be carrying weapons in the streets to try not to get. And then when they. When a situation arises, the little girls are going to be prosecuted. I would have said Scotland.

[B]

Really. I guess the problem is, is that, like, you run away from it. Like, my solution is like, well, why are you there? But then you run away from it and, like, how long until that follows you?

[A]

Well, that's what I'm saying. So. So you imagine that there's an army encroaching on your land and you keep receding. Keep receding. And the more land you recede from, the more land they gain, the more ground they gain. Until eventually you're on a peninsula, some, like Florida. And there's water to your rear, water to your right, water to your left. And there's an enemy to the north.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And. And then it's. Then it's a real hard situation to fight back against. But I do think that you stay in New York City, you die. So that doesn't really. That's not a, you know, a viable option either.

[B]

It's almost. Almost certain death, too.

[A]

Almost certain death. Well, I think it's time for everybody's favorite segment. Do you think that that's fair?

[B]

Nancy, pull up the graphic for it.

[C]

We don't have one.

[B]

No. Perfect. Sounds great.

[A]

You didn't make a graphic, Nancy.

[B]

Nancy?

[C]

Nope.

[B]

All right, well, we're gonna do messages for Mom.

[A]

Messages for Mom.

[B]

Up first we have a submission from three in the morning.

[A]

Three in the morning is when it came in.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Does your mom not sleep?

[B]

Well, I don't know, but this is from Instagram, so let's go ahead and.

[A]

Wait, wait. Can I just say, you know what's really funny? That you. You called me the other day and. And the power had gone out.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

In your neck of the woods. And you were asking me if I had power. You said it was out for like a good amount of time, like an hour or something like that.

[B]

What happened was somebody hit, like a. Hit the light post. They drove into it.

[A]

Oh, is that what happened?

[B]

Yeah. Took it out for, like the entire town.

[A]

And I thought certainly tops. Tops. Mom thinks that this is it. This is it.

[B]

This is it. Michael Jackson.

[A]

And I said, you look really stupid because your mother gave you walkie talkies for when you can't go outside because the beasts of the earth are roaming the land and that we're in Ten Days of Darkness or whatever it is.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And. And here it is. And. And you've not charged your.

[B]

What I did, I told her is like, I refuse to take this walkie talkie. You hold it. And then when it's time, give it to me. And she, then she goes, what makes you think you'll be able to come here and get it? And I'm like, now this is getting crazy because it's like right there.

[A]

Yeah, it's right there.

[B]

If it's that big of a problem that I can't leave my house, like, I'm not worried about talking to you.

[A]

I don't know what you.

[B]

What are you gonna say to me? What could you possibly say to me? Yeah, it's. It's fucked over here too.

[A]

It's dark.

[B]

It's dark.

[A]

The beasts of the earth are roaming.

[B]

Okay, see you later. Like, you know. So I go, why don't you give that to me when we need it? And then she goes, all right, cool. So then, boom, power goes out. And my dad walks over here.

[A]

Oh, he walks. He doesn't.

[B]

He walks. He could have been eaten alive. She sent him out. She's like, I don't care. You go.

[A]

Literally, that could have called you too.

[B]

No, service was out.

[A]

Oh, I'm surprised that he took that chance. Well, I'm sure he did it to speak.

[B]

He just walked out. And I walked all over the streets.

[A]

Of New York City as a mailman for 27,000.

[B]

Honestly, it was darker out there. So I'm talking about dirt.

[A]

This is a Christian show.

[B]

So he comes over with the walkie talkie, puts it on the table, because your mom wants you to have that. I go, thanks. I click the button on, it doesn't go on. I said, well, this doesn't work and it's broken. I guess she's forgotten to charge it. So I was like, so now we're all dead. Like in a real deal situation. She drops. Go time. You drop the ball.

[A]

All that preparation, all that knowledge, all that information, that harrowing information just to drop a ball. I mean, really, if even a single beast from the earth had emerged, you.

[B]

Guys, I would have not been able to communicate with you that he's disemboweling me.

[A]

So roll a window down. All right, well, let's get into this. This is. This came in at 3am what is this? This is. This guy looks like a.

[B]

You guys. Do you guys think that we should have a segment with my mom on the show?

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

This is like we've been thinking about having her come on and explain these clips.

[A]

No, no, no. We proposed something totally different. What if there was just a 10 minute show and all it was was Top's dad and Top's mom sitting in these chairs. And Nancy, you would have to produce for them. And all you would be doing is just bringing up messages from mom, and then they would both watch it, and then you would pause it and take it off the screen for them, and then just let them talk about it. And then you would move on to the next one. I'll do it. Would you guys like to hear that? Because I think that would be incredible, actually.

[B]

Yes. We're placating to the audience.

[A]

See, we just want.

[B]

That's how you play, and that's how you placate baby.

[A]

What does that mean again? Make sure they're not mad at you.

[B]

Yeah, she wants to see murder. Okay.

[A]

No, don't show.

[B]

Oh, I see what you're getting at. No, we're putting a tight up. It's gonna be up on her face. No, you're not looking at.

[A]

No, don't. You're not gonna get. That's not nice. This is a Christian show. And when they're on it, it's even more say yes, and you're not gonna look at her tits.

[B]

I think. I think we should do that. And then. So they record that separately and then we watch it on this show.

[A]

Yeah, like, if we watched it from the next room, that would be good.

[B]

It's just like live monitoring.

[A]

Like, you just hear us screaming, laughing from the next room. All right, all right, so let's. Let's get into whatever this is.

[B]

They want hours of my mom.

[A]

They want hours. They want hours now. You gotta pay for that. Okay, she'll take her shoes off while she does.

[B]

Oh, no. Okay, here we go. Here we go. This guy's got ear gauges and what appears to be neck tattoos. All right. Oh, wait, it's muted.

[A]

You got to bring it back now, too. You got to start it over.

[B]

I don't know how to start it. I don't use Instagram.

[E]

Two videos. The volcanoes, the earthquake, all the weird stuff going on. The two structures coming up from the center of the earth. And with my last video, us bombing volcanoes. What is the point?

[B]

First off, what it was.

[A]

Wait, Conspiracy, collective bombing.

[B]

This guy's got 90, 000 followers.

[A]

What the is this? Bombing volcanoes? That's what the Xenu did.

[B]

This is what the Scientologists were doing. Hold on. Wait, what's going on?

[A]

How do you start this over?

[B]

My mom sent us a banger. I don't know how to. There is no Instagram instant. Now, we'll get him on the show. We'll invite him. Okay, here we go that common sense.

[E]

Would tell you, you drop a bunch of bombs in a volcano, it's just gonna make it bigger, spread lava around, and destroy the surrounding area even more. The underground nukes in Alaska. What's the point? You can't see the damage that happens, except for on the surface. And what's that worth? What are they doing? Because to me, it just doesn't make sense.

[A]

They.

[E]

Greek and Roman mythology.

[A]

Oh, what is going on?

[B]

I don't know, but my mom's kind of nailing it.

[A]

Why do we. We suck, huh?

[B]

Yeah, dude, this guy's crushing.

[A]

This is crazy.

[B]

What we. What we need to do is copy their formula of what they're doing. So music like. Like suspense.

[A]

You know what that he has, though? He's got a specific voice, and that is.

[B]

I used to annoying like you.

[A]

No, no, no, no, no. His is. I used to be an alcoholic or an addiction. And they have, like, an unearthly gravel to their voice that is because of the. The life that they've lived, which is filled with sadness.

[B]

Do you know that chickens have rocks in their throat? Do you know?

[A]

Yeah, because they're retarded.

[B]

Well, yeah, but. All right, let's keep watching. Okay.

[E]

Gaia, the goddess of the earth.

[B]

Oh, electric guitar. I like that.

[E]

War with Zeus.

[A]

He does look like his mountain rocks.

[E]

Gaia gave birth to giants, and she sent them to go battle Zeus and the other gods. And as the story goes, Zeus not only humiliated, but he defeated the giants and banished them to the underworld, specifically underneath volcanoes. And when there's seismic activity, that's the giants rumbling around underneath. So let me ask you this. Are they doing what they're doing to try to make something happen up here, or are they trying to keep something down there?

[A]

Stay safe. So stay safe. You just told me they're dropping bombs in volcanoes and that Gaia's Titans are doing something. And you go, stay safe.

[B]

I'm horrified.

[A]

Dude, that. How many views did that have? Do you know that had a lot.

[B]

It. It's. I. I can't. It had almost 3,000 likes.

[A]

Likes. 3,000 likes. There was no information in that. It was just like, yo, I heard, dog. We are cranking out Titans after this show.

[B]

You want to. You want to record like the. The trailer for our news show, but.

[A]

I think we should just record dumb like that.

[B]

Who's stopping us?

[A]

I mean, that's a lot less labor intensive.

[B]

Dude, we could do it.

[A]

There's literally no effort in that. He's just, like, dying Titans. But Zeus fucking embarrassed him and they're dropping bombs and volcanoes beneath Alaska. What do you think?

[B]

Like, and subscribe.

[A]

I can't even talk like that. It hurts.

[B]

I love this. This is crazy. I love this content. It's just high grade nonsense content.

[A]

Let's. Oh, that one requires you to go into Facebook. All right, there you go.

[B]

Yeah, here we go.

[A]

Oh, this one's about Hulk Hogan's death, which apparently is highly contested.

[B]

My mom. My mom's on it. She's on the People's News.

[A]

Oh, it's the People's Voice.

[B]

This is where they're getting People's Voice. Everybody remember that?

[A]

That's that article that I found. And then it was like, who fax checks for them? Them. They. They fact check for them.

[B]

It's crazy. My mom should be. She should respect me way more.

[A]

Unbelievable. Let's. Let's bring this up. Who is this?

[B]

Because we've been reading. We've been reading the People's Voice and.

[A]

We'Ve been talking about this cutting edge of everything.

[B]

See how crazy to see how frustrating it is?

[A]

Frustrating?

[B]

I got this message maybe two nights ago, three nights ago, and she's like, did you see this? I'm like, did you see my show?

[A]

Do you want to see my show?

[B]

Do you even.

[A]

Do you even know that you're about to have me segment on.

[B]

Do you respect me a little bit?

[A]

You know what we should do is pre record that segment and then we'll review it on this show.

[B]

Pre record her segment with her and your dad? That's what I just said. You said something else, but yes.

[A]

Okay, well, it's a good idea if.

[B]

You said it's very meta and then we should have her review.

[A]

The problem is her. We would stop it constantly and the 10 minute segment would turn into an hour and a half for us.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I like it, though. Okay. What do they say?

[A]

They spend a lot of. This is one thing about boomers. They spend a lot of time on the Internet.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Really got shit going on.

[B]

What else you got going on? Here we go. What does it say? Natural causes or elite hit job? Media blackout begins. Hulk Hogan's death.

[A]

Not on this show. There's no media blackout, no causes.

[F]

They told you it was just another medical tragedy. But the cracks are already showing. The official story doesn't hold.

[B]

What a dude.

[A]

I do not like his. His newsman cadence is trash.

[B]

I do like his background. Maybe we should do a background like that.

[A]

I didn't see it. I was too busy looking at his. Like, he's got like a Face that's all scrunched up up here like.

[B]

Like this. Look. See?

[A]

Yeah, that's. That's how we should do.

[B]

Yeah, that's what we're gonna do.

[A]

Oh, okay. Yeah. We don't have a TV wall, though.

[B]

We got 17 TVs in here.

[A]

Yeah, I know, but we don't have a TV wall.

[B]

Yeah, we'll figure we'd have to use.

[A]

That behind us, and then we'd have to face this way.

[B]

All right. See our monitor inside.

[A]

We're gonna. Well, this is what the people pay for.

[B]

Here we go.

[F]

They told you it was just another medical tragedy, but the cracks are already showing. The official story doesn't hold because Hulk Hogan wasn't just another wrestling icon. He was part of a covert mission. Shoulder to shoulder with Mel Gibson.

[B]

Digging. There is studies involved in making these shorts.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That understand exactly what boomers want to see.

[A]

You're so caught up in the. The way that it's set up. You're missing what's going on.

[B]

The music I can't understand.

[A]

But what he's getting to is that this dude, they basically.

[B]

Hulk, they're playing Sarah McLaughlin.

[A]

I'm so tired of being here. That was actually Evanescence. It sounded like.

[B]

Is it?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Why does this. Why does it work? Why do they do this? All right. I don't know what they. I don't even know what they're saying.

[A]

No, that's what I'm picking up. I'm like. You're just not even listening. They're saying Hulk Hogan was working on a covert mission with Mel Gibson. I think this is the only issue. Did you miss this?

[B]

Stop cursing.

[A]

I'm sorry.

[B]

Go back. I'm so sorry.

[A]

I can't pay attention listening to this smoldering.

[F]

Because Hulk Hogan wasn't just another wrestling icon. He was part of a covert mission. Shoulder to shoulder with Mel Gibson.

[A]

I can't.

[B]

I love it. I love it. I love it. We wasted. We wasted in 30. 30 minutes to an hour doing your content. About 3 Eye Atlas when we had this sitting. Are you kidding me? That's important.

[A]

That's important. And it is Evanescence. It is Evanescence. It's not important.

[B]

This is important.

[A]

This is important.

[B]

Shoulder to shoulder with Mel Gibson. Shoulder to shoulder with Mel Gibson.

[A]

Keisha, don't sigh. This is good information, Keisha. And this is the truth. And Hulk Hogan was about to save the children until.

[B]

From the Rock.

[A]

From the Rock. Oh, my God. Did you tell the people that that basically your mom is.

[B]

Is. Is.

[A]

Is telling your kids that The Rock is eating.

[B]

Oh, yeah, they know. They know.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And he is eating children.

[A]

But that's not the point.

[B]

They don't need to know that right now.

[F]

Digging into Hollywood's darkest secrets. The trafficking, the exploitation, the ritual abuse. Hiding in plain sight. And now he's gone silent.

[B]

Okay, hold on.

[A]

I called it. I literally called it.

[B]

I need to see. I need to see this, though. Wait up. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. TP show on tv.

[A]

Okay, you do that. In the meantime, I'm gonna ask Nancy. Nancy, do you believe that Hulk Hogan was working intimately with Mel Gibson to save the children and that he's part of QAnon?

[C]

Okay, absolutely.

[B]

Voice, yo.

[A]

The people's voice, yo. We besmirched.

[B]

Yo.

[A]

They got a quarter million followers.

[B]

This guy's got more followers than Clint, baby.

[A]

Oh, shit.

[B]

He's crushing.

[A]

Who is this guy? Tpv. Sean.

[B]

I got it. We gotta get him on the show.

[A]

I gotta tell him not to smolder like that. Look at that shit. What is he doing with his eyebrows?

[B]

Baby, this is gonna be us, Nancy. This is gonna be us in a few months.

[A]

That's. No, that's gon be us in a few minutes. We're going to be doing literally this bit.

[B]

We're going to be so much better than you guys. Okay. All right. We got to. We got to finish the rest of this.

[A]

Okay, let's finish the rest of this.

[B]

Captivating Homie Hogan has joined a long.

[F]

And growing list of Hollywood figures who were silenced before their time. Stanley Kubrick, Anh.

[A]

Paul Walker.

[F]

Just a Bennington. Chris Cornell, Anthony Bourdain, Avicii. And a growing list of others.

[B]

This is what I'm saying. First off, guys, pay attention.

[A]

Honestly. Evanescence, the background music is a. Is a banger.

[B]

Pay attention to the formula. Yeah, this dude.

[D]

When you cry, I wipe away all of your tears.

[A]

Honestly, I get it. You sing, I can.

[B]

Go ahead. Give me a solo, baby.

[A]

I don't know the. We just sang it. I don't know the rest of how it goes.

[B]

All right, wait, wait. We have to go. I'm just saying. Listen, guys, pay attention. If you're trying to create content, this.

[A]

Is what this guy's doing.

[B]

So he's pairing with Evidence with Evanescence.

[A]

Honestly. Yeah, that's. That is the. That's the. That's the formula.

[B]

Is this like the formula for, like, the south park formula? We're like, step one, underpants. Step.

[A]

Well, look who he's. Who. He's showing off. Who's that old guy in the middle row, all the way to the right.

[B]

Dan Bongino. I don't know these people. Who are any of these people?

[A]

Okay. Robin Williams. Chris. Chris Cornell. Anthony Bourdain. You got this, dude.

[B]

I don't know these guys.

[A]

Bottom left corner is dude from Lincoln Park.

[B]

I know him.

[A]

Chester Bennington.

[B]

Judge Judy.

[A]

Judge Judy.

[B]

Oh, Avicii.

[A]

Cher. Oh, Avicii's a weird one.

[B]

Cher's dead.

[A]

Oh, she should be. But Avicii is a weird one. There's a lot of weird with Avicii's death. I've never actually looked into it very much, but I've heard enough to go, like, Redbeard says his cadence sucks. Yeah. We're gonna try our. Our hand at the news person cadence a little bit later on.

[B]

Let's get through this.

[F]

Gone under deeply suspicious circumstances. All digging too deep. All connected behind the scenes to investigations into child trafficking, elite pedophilia, and the dark machinery that feeds it. Hulk Hogan, born Terry Balia, was no different. He saw the truth. He tried to speak out, and now he's gone. The wrestling icon was found dead in his Florida home earlier this month. Authorities rushed to declare it a heart attack. Natural causes, they said. This was not a natural death. His daughter revealed that law enforcement and professionals have already contacted her privately, urging her to push for the Release of the 911 Call and Body cam footage.

[A]

Hulk's estranged daughter Brooke claims she's received calls from police officials.

[B]

This is great.

[A]

I'm gripped, dude.

[B]

I am gripped.

[A]

I am gripped.

[B]

This guy has that grippy content.

[A]

He's got grippy content.

[B]

Do you think he. Do you think he knows he's lying?

[A]

I don't know. Well, I mean, look, can you bring up MBP's comment right there? There we go. Thank you, Nancy. Either suicide or some kind of sexual misconduct. They use that form of murder because of shame. It doesn't get investigated. Yes. So, I mean, honestly, with Chester Bennington and the guy from Soundgarden, I forget what his name is. I just said it a moment ago, but I won't remember. Chris Cornell. Really, really, really strange circumstances. They're allegedly working on a child trafficking, you know, thing. This guy's mispronouncing words sounds like a. Why isn't Raven more famous? Well, that's a great question. That's fair. Well, but. But I mean, with those two alone, and then Robin Williams is. Is weird, too, because he ends up, you know, it's. It's suicide.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And we just kind of go, like, what's the running Story. We're like, oh, well, the happiest people are often the saddest. And then it becomes like a very sad, like, oh, oh, yeah, Robert Williams was sad. And I'm like, I don't know, maybe, maybe. But I think he hung himself from a doorknob.

[B]

Maybe he was fighting an elite pedophile ring.

[A]

Well, probably.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. I was watching robots with my son yesterday and he's in that.

[B]

And.

[A]

I think he was fighting in elite pedophile who were eyewitnesses telling her quote, I need to see body cam footage that could potentially change the narrative they told. Oh, and that's it. We're just gonna leave it there, man.

[B]

That's it. Dog cliffhangered.

[A]

Didn't she turn down her inheritance? Yeah, yeah, that's what I bet that was.

[B]

That was for some other reason. It wasn't.

[A]

Well, I think it was because of the.

[B]

He said she was saying people were fighting. Like there was like, issues.

[A]

Oh, I thought he. Because they made it look like he's. Because he said, you know, the big N bomb.

[B]

No, no, no. That was. That was done years before. That was. That was. That was a lie.

[A]

They had made peace since then.

[B]

No, they didn't even make peace. It was just over some properties that she didn't want and that was it.

[A]

Oh, they. The way they pitched it to the public made. It was like recently they were like, it's because he said racial slurs that she didn't want.

[B]

Well, let me just tell you.

[A]

Oh, boy.

[B]

Yeah, oh, boy. We've got. Got a banger from my mom and we'll pull it up right now. Yeah, dude, it's.

[A]

Whatever you do, don't look at what they were working on. Since guys mvp.

[B]

This is. This is just back to back.

[A]

What's happening is somebody about to get blacked?

[B]

I don't know, but what's happening here is like I've. We've gotten. There's. They're nuking volcanoes.

[A]

Yeah. Hulk Hogan is Q.

[B]

Is Q. Yeah. With. With Mel Gibson. And then look at these black people.

[A]

Honestly, this. This segment is a banger. Messages from my messages from mom is a. Is a banger. It's great.

[B]

Let's play it. Let's play it. I'm so excited.

[D]

Prison.

[B]

I think my mom will be mad at this segment.

[A]

You think so?

[B]

She doesn't take jokes. She didn't take it well.

[A]

Well, I mean, we. Each one. We come away and we're like, probably pretty good. Yeah.

[B]

I don't know why you sent it to me, but it was pretty good.

[A]

I like it.

[B]

All right, let's see. Let's check it out. Prison, Prison, Prison allows inmates to serve years of their. Let's see.

[D]

That allows inmates to serve years of their sentence.

[A]

You know, I know where this is going. And she does not need to show us this, like, this graphic here of these black dudes showing up gang signs is kind of unnecessary. Also the music. But please continue. Unbelievable.

[D]

In just a matter of minutes. So the criminals is gonna have a choice to spend tens of years behind bars. Or they can make the choice to get the artificial memory implanted into their brain.

[A]

I love the criminals is gonna have a choice. The music.

[B]

This whole thing is crazy.

[A]

They gonna have. If they want to serve they sentence, they could either do that shit the long way or they could do it the short way.

[B]

Can we fund Toad to make this segment song?

[A]

Ooh, messages for mom. Yeah, please.

[B]

Actually, that's a good idea. Yeah. How much would it cost?

[A]

Well, let me ask you something. If you was go. If you. If we was gonna send you to.

[B]

Prison and send you prison, would you just put something in your brain?

[A]

Would you put it in your brain or would you serve the whole thing.

[B]

The old school way like tt did?

[A]

In your brain or the whole damn thing?

[B]

Why I just listen to the music.

[D]

So this process is called Cognify. And the intent of it is to treat the criminal like a patient. They're gonna try to change it.

[A]

Got this dude, Fent leaning on the. Oh, my God, bro. No fentanyl required.

[B]

Somebody said, do the 10 years, find God, read books, get an education, keep your soul. Yeah.

[D]

Brain chemistry. After this process, when they re enter society, they will be new and reformed, and they won't even be capable of committing any other crime.

[B]

Guys, if you're not watching this on.

[A]

Video, this is the craziest. Prison is wild.

[B]

This is nuts. It's nuts that this is content. It's nuts that this is allowed.

[A]

Oh, my God. How come this is not making like, what is she doing here? She knows that. Did she make. If they killed your cousin, would you want a good morning or a memory wipe? That's a fair question. Z man, I would never take a good morning. Because it's never a good morning when they killed your cousin.

[B]

Sheesh.

[D]

The chip can make the patient feel empathetic, depending on the severity of the crime. The chip can also make you feel the emotional and physical pain of the victim and the family members. You can feel what they felt. So the process only takes about seven minutes.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

But to the Patient seven minutes, you say?

[A]

That's a very specific amount of minutes.

[B]

And this is what your mom sends.

[A]

That's so funny. Yeah, dude, this is foreign to people.

[B]

Let me see what time she sent this. 03:33am 03:33am you must watch. I'm curious now at the time for this because where is this? Yeah. Prosperous shots. This is at 10:30 in the morning.

[A]

Okay. That's a reasonable time. She got no sleep, huh?

[B]

No, I don't know what she's doing, but I mean they come in at all times. 7:30 at night. This one was 1 in the morning, this one was middle. Yeah, man. All right, so let's finish, let's finish.

[D]

It seemed like it had been years. Last year the U. S. Government spent 8.7 billion taxpayers dollars, tax payers dollars.

[A]

Damn.

[B]

No, I'm just saying, David.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's crazy that these people get away with this.

[A]

Well, I mean, what, what part of it is, is shocking to you? Because that's just the way that she talks. So. How dare you?

[B]

All of it.

[A]

And this is what it looks like in a prison. So I don't see the problem here.

[B]

Is that your.

[D]

On the prison they say with this new prism, they can save money.

[A]

Hey, wait a second. Did this say prism? Prism, Like a, like a, like a, like a, a geometrical. Like a prism.

[B]

The more I see prism. These. I. I'm gonna turn it off. But the more I see these tick tocks.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Is the more I understand and sympathize.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

With the world economic forum.

[A]

Oh yeah, right. I kind of crossed that place a while ago where I'm like, you know, I used to be like, did you know that America imprisons more of its population than any other country? Did you know that we're all just wage slaves? Did you know? And then I look around and I go, yeah, you should be like a wage slaver in prison.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it.

[A]

And then like I look at war and I go like, yeah, we got a lot of people that need to like get to the front of the line.

[B]

Yeah, we, we need a meat grinder.

[A]

Yeah. Like you, every once in a while you look around and you go, we need a war. We need a war. There's something in the middle east that we need. Right.

[B]

I think society continues to get to this point and, and we continue to get to social media and then we get to this part where they're just like sharing.

[A]

It's easy to be a hippie. Like love and peace, man. Until you like, you, you get this little black mirror that shows you like, oh, love and peace. Look, look what's going on.

[B]

Yeah. Loving peace. Look around. This lady's talking about prism.

[A]

Prism.

[B]

We got, we got to finish it.

[A]

It's crazy.

[D]

Also, they feel that it will be so many. So they coming up with a new prison.

[A]

The way they just, they just abruptly cut.

[B]

They're like, that's enough. You got enough information.

[A]

I. I guess we have to. What do you think about that? For prisoners, you can either serve your full sentence.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Or you can get a brain chip where you serve it virtually in 10 minutes or whatever. But you feel all 10 years of your prison sentence. You also get to feel like the empathy of whatever. Whatever.

[B]

I think they should do that. I don't think it should be an option. I think they should do that to these people.

[A]

Yeah. Because they're not getting the, the gang training.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

For a decade. A decade of gang training is, is not great.

[B]

Yeah. You just get to. You don't. You don't get to have your mind anymore. We're going to decide what you think. And then you come out a zombie.

[A]

But you know that if you were like the programmer the same way, like the Disney animators are like, yeah, but right. Sex in the leaves. Like when they go in the sky. Like, you would implant all kinds of memories. Like, yeah, yeah. Every Wednesday you got.

[B]

Got butt. They're like, I don't know why that happened.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

This was just like a simulation. Could they have avoided this? Like, nah, that's actually.

[A]

But it wasn't just like, you got butt by Ronald McDonald. Like something really crazy, really horrifying. Yeah. You. You got bf'd by a bunch of sparrows that flew in through your prison window and then self assembled into a man, but a man made of sparrows who then BFED you every Wednesday.

[B]

I think we found the new job for you, David.

[A]

What's that?

[B]

Writing for the simulation. Writing for the simulation.

[A]

I just think like, who wouldn't do that? And how would you. You would bury that little bit of code in 10 years worth of data.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And nobody would ever find that.

[B]

Nobody. Also, no one would care.

[A]

And then every time this guy, when he gets free and he goes out to the park and it's, hey, hey, hey.

[B]

Did you know that you're a programmer and they're like, you're a prisoner dog. Whatever. And you're probably a liar.

[A]

Well, I'm saying the real fun part is when they go to the park and a sparrow flies by and they go. Just traumatized Irrational fear of birds.

[B]

Well, David.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Fear not. Oh, we have more content. And it's black content.

[A]

Oh, what's going on? Your mom's serving us up.

[B]

No, my mom's. She's not, like. It's not like she's like. Like being racist about her.

[A]

It's just what she's getting on her algorithm.

[B]

She, like, likes this kind of stuff. She likes this. This kind of content. I think at her age, she thinks that, like, the. The black thing is cool, like when they have the accent. Yeah. They're still hip rather than annoying. I get it. I used, like in high school. All right, let's. Sure.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Two on the truth of how Michael.

[A]

Jackson got his songs. Let's continue.

[G]

And they're brothers along with Morpheus. Now, what becomes very dangerous about what Michael was doing? If you read Michael Jackson would sleep sometimes three and four days at a time.

[B]

I don't know what. I don't know what's going on right here.

[A]

Okay. We're getting crazy already.

[B]

We're getting crazy.

[A]

We're getting crazy already. Remember in Mother Horse Eyes. In Mother Horse Eyes, there was a segment.

[B]

Hold on, hold on. Nancy, are you enjoying this?

[A]

Yeah. Nancy, what do you think about that?

[C]

I like it.

[B]

Okay. All right, that's fair. She's like, that's fine.

[A]

Oh, wait, That's a good idea. Nancy, do you think. Should they serve their prison sentence or should they. Should they do it virtually?

[B]

Good question.

[C]

I think they should just serve the time.

[A]

Really?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You don't think they're taking up a lot of room and space and money. And money and. Yeah. And what about all the fun stuff about injecting nightmares into their algorithm?

[C]

Yeah. They're just gonna get experimented on, so.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

That's true.

[B]

That's true. Maybe we should just split it up. We'll do half and half.

[A]

A little half and half. I think that's a good compromise.

[B]

Yeah. We'll do, you know, three and a half years IRL and then three and a half minutes and then of nightmare.

[A]

What if that's what you do to them? For the. For the three minutes that they're in there, it's just nothing but Mother Horse Eyes verse.

[B]

They're in the simulation. They're. They're in. In the interface.

[A]

I like that.

[B]

All right, let's see what this guy they're talking about. This is what this content is. It's really just somebody with music. If you can get away with Evanescence, we do Evanescence. And honestly, this is what we're doing.

[A]

Yeah. What if I did that and then you put me on camera and I go, did you know in Africa the tents take on a life of their own? Some say that when the night falls.

[B]

And then just at the top, it's just the tense dancing. And then you play a video of the lady that says, in Africa we have no concept of tense not dancing. And you just go like this. You just point to it.

[A]

You go, but, but look at this, look at this. So this guy, is he.

[B]

Yeah, he's not doing.

[A]

No, no. He's saying that 9,000 likes. 9,000. Jeez. Michael Jackson. So, so in. In Mother Horse Eyes, there was a guy that said that Michael Jackson was taking. What, what was it? The, the, the.

[B]

The drug Propofol.

[A]

Propofol. But he was taking it knowingly that it wasn't an overdose. There was propofol in his system, but it wasn't an overdose by his doctor. Michael Jackson was knowingly taking Propofol and it wasn't just to aid with his sleep. It was to suppress REM sleep so that in his waking life that creativity had to spill out somewhere. And. And so Michael Jackson was taking propofol to sleep. Well, I mean, it's. It's obviously got something to do with sleep, but the fact that it suppresses REM sleep, sleep is. Then it's like if REM sleep is where all the chaotic creative happens and it's not happening, it has to go out somewhere. So it would manifest in his real life when he was sitting down.

[B]

Right. This guy's saying he slept for three days with no REM sleep and then got up and was just creative.

[A]

I don't know. Is that what he's saying? Let's see what he's saying. I'm just saying there is something to do with Michael Jackson and sleep.

[B]

Let's see. I like this guy's shirt.

[G]

Because he was trying to get hit songs.

[B]

Yeah, baby.

[G]

One time that he couldn't go to sleep.

[B]

Sleep.

[G]

He said a spirit told him that if he did not get to sleep to get this.

[B]

My mom is on it.

[A]

She's on it. She must have listened to. To Mother Horse Eyes.

[B]

I don't think so.

[G]

The spirit is going to give it to Prince. This is why the rivalry between him and Prince birthed in the 80s, if y' all remember that. But Michael needed to sleep, so they began to sedate him heavily so he could sleep the amount of time he needed to sleep to get hit.

[B]

I sometimes I wonder. Do you think, do you think she's watching the show and trolling us.

[A]

No, because we never said it out loud. This is. This is one of those synchronistic moments.

[B]

It's weird. It's weird.

[G]

But a 50 year old body trying to do a world tour, hungry for the next hit song.

[B]

This is it.

[G]

The right dosage. I know some people are saying, well, you haven't really convinced me. I'm about to. Michael Jackson had two albums that told everything that he was doing. The first album he had, that I'm going show you is his history album. He built this Nebuchadnezzar because that Nephilim spirit in him wanted to be.

[B]

This looks like it's filmed in 2006. Damn. And this guy's on it. All right. I'll give you props. This is a good video.

[A]

Okay, Mama lobster.

[B]

Yeah, she's crushing. You're crushing.

[G]

But if you zoom into his arm, there is a number on his arm and that number.

[B]

Oh, that's the, that's the number for. No, that's not 777.

[A]

That's the monster. That's 666. Yeah, that's the Hebrew letter for or symbol for six.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

He's about to say 777 because he's a seven.

[G]

Seven.

[A]

Oh, Crowley.

[G]

Crowley's book. Seven hundred and seventy seven.

[B]

Okay, I'll. I'll allow that too.

[A]

I'll allow it.

[G]

Channel Nephilim spirits for fame. Get your songs from the devil.

[B]

Look at this black guy. That's his contribution to it, bro.

[A]

There it is. Get that point.

[B]

You get that point. He goes, yo, that's it.

[A]

6.9000 views and this just shakes his head. Damn, player.

[B]

No. 8.9000 likes so that. Who knows? Yeah. Oh my God, here we go.

[G]

Cried and whipped. Me and my wife was in Chicago when Michael Jackson died and turned on the TV and Sweet Holy Spirit Church in Chicago came on TV and said.

[D]

We'Re going to have a memorial royal.

[G]

Service for Michael Jackson. The whole church wore one glove. The choir wore one glove.

[D]

And they began to have altar call doing.

[A]

Man in the mirror.

[B]

Is this guy at a church.

[A]

Yo, he is crushing.

[B]

Where is he?

[A]

Look at this. Look at this black guy. He's got the, the, the stank face on like, like you ever been exposed to some. That's so good that you make a disgusted face like, God damn this spitting.

[B]

Yeah, this guy's stank.

[A]

Thank information. Better give your mama look at the.

[B]

Girl in the back too. She's mad.

[A]

She's like, damn, look what they did. Yo, she is mad because Michael. Bro. Bro.

[B]

Yeah, they're scowling.

[A]

Said Michael was. Was communicating with nephilim. I mean, this said Nephilim, like, all these years ago. He was on it.

[B]

Who is this guy To a church full of people?

[A]

It's crazy. Church worshiping Michael Jackson in God's house. A channeler of Nephilim. Damn, bro. Yo, I.

[D]

This is.

[A]

Let's go. Wow.

[B]

This is black church.

[A]

Yeah. Black church is kind of cool.

[B]

Yeah. Mama Lobster has mirrored my Instagram following, so I'm a boomer.

[A]

Sorry, Victoria. You're a boomer. You're a boomer, Victoria. Damn. Dude, this is great. Those of you that don't know what nephilim means. Nah, baby, come on. Come on. Yo, you're. You're not basically demons.

[B]

Blessings, y'.

[G]

All.

[A]

That's how you end it. I did that whole sermon.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. Who.

[A]

Somebody find me that sermon.

[B]

Wow. Impressive.

[A]

It's gin. I love gin.

[B]

There's Mama Lobster. Impressive, I guess. Yeah, I guess we'll give you that. That'll.

[A]

That's a point.

[B]

We. We have one more, but we. We gotta. I gotta leave. We're not gonna be able to film this. This segment.

[A]

Oh, that's right. We gotta film a special, special thing.

[B]

But I don't think we can.

[A]

No, we can't.

[B]

We can't. We have to do a whole setup.

[A]

We'll move it quick, guys. We gotta shut this shit down. There's been another episode. What do you think about that, Nancy, by the way?

[B]

Nancy.

[A]

Nancy.

[C]

It was good.

[B]

All right? It was good.

[A]

It is constantly telling us what to believe is real.

[B]

You can persuade that what they see with their eyes is what there is to see, because they'll laugh in the face of an explanation that portrays the bigger picture of what. And they have.