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Nephilim Death Squad
TIME CAPSULE: The 17,000-Year-Old Code: What the Bible Really Says About the Stars w/ Micah Dank
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STICK AROUND FOR THE POST COMMENTARY! Welcome back to another exciting episode! This time, we’re bringing you something special—a throwback conversation featuring Micah Dank, a researcher of astrotheology, the occult, and esoteric knowledge. Joining...
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Top Lobster
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David Lee Corbo
Do I do an intro? Like, should I do an intro?
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Top Lobster
Like, this is the intro.
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Micah Dank
No.
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Top Lobster
I know you guys are about to listen to some. What happened? What happened this episode? I don't even remember. This is.
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David Lee Corbo
Well, we have the Google Docs weeks ago.
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Top Lobster
We don't remember what happened here.
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David Lee Corbo
This is what would have been the first trial run of Nephilim Death Squad. Apparently we've, we've released at some point. I don't remember. Top. This is what you said, the first ever crossover episode that you and I did. So this would be the first ever attempt at a, at Nephilim Death Squad that we did. And we chose Mika Dank for it. And it was a fascinating conversation. It's strange because I'm looking through the.
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Top Lobster
Notes and yes, it was. You're right, this was. I'm looking back.
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David Lee Corbo
What's that? What? That it was strange?
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Top Lobster
No, it was definitely strange. But looking back, when we did it, it was like, I interviewed you and then we were like, let's interview somebody else. And then we interviewed Mika Dank and then we were like, that was strange. Let's continue to do this.
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David Lee Corbo
Let's do it again.
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Top Lobster
Let's do it again.
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David Lee Corbo
Look, I'm looking back through the notes. The reason that I say it's strange is because Micah comes from a very like, New Age Gnostic point of view. And it's actually kind of funny that this is the first guest that we would have had the first episode of Nephilim Death Squad sort of trial run and that we started from, you know, from a place that now, you know, we, we, we say a lot of choice things about the New Age movement, about the Gnostics. And I like Micah, but he's, he's made some attempts at getting back on the show. I haven't had him back on the show and it's not because I don't like him. I actually really enjoy Mika and I think he's a great researcher. I think he's just missing something very critical. One of the. One of the things that I'm looking at here in the notes is during this show we go through a tangent on astrology and religious symbolism. And I remember this. I remember him talking about how this. How Jesus represents the sun.
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Top Lobster
Oh, wait, wait, wait. Let them listen to it.
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David Lee Corbo
Oh, yeah, that's right. I don't want to spoil it. This is going before the show.
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Top Lobster
Not this is before the show, this is before. We'll listen to it. We'll circle back Jen Psaki and we'll talk about it and see what the people think. Because I. Yeah, a lot of people that are listening to this have not heard this. This is only going to be on my page. Top Lobster show or the Ravens Watch.
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David Lee Corbo
That's true.
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Top Lobster
And I think they're still. They're not defunct. Right. They're still in existence. They still exist.
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David Lee Corbo
You can see the video if you'd like. You can find the Ravens Watch or Top Lobster on YouTube.
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Top Lobster
Yeah, so we'll just listen to it here. So have a listen and let us know what you think. We'll see in a few minutes. Transition music we are being hypnotized by people like this.
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Micah Dank
News readers, politicians, teachers, lecturers. We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people. The chasm between what we told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely.
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Top Lobster
Oh, yeah, dude, there's some nephilim.
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David Lee Corbo
It's like we all know what's going down but no one's saying what happened to the home of the brave These mother taking to this now when no one's talking about how they made us slaves and everybody's just walking around how.
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Micah Dank
They the cloud want to wake up.
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David Lee Corbo
To a dead in the grave welcome.
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Top Lobster
To the end of day. Hello, everybody. Welcome back again. This is a. This isn't the Top Lobster Show. This is a. This is something a little bit different. I'm here with my boy Raven, David Corbo. You can find him on Twitter. We. We were talking and we decided that, you know, both of our podcasts are okay, but if we do one together, it might just be like mediocre. So we're trying. We're going to try to do this like, swapcast thing and we're going to see where it goes. Our first guest that we're bringing in to. To my right, obviously you're going to see Mika Dank, but we'll save his introduction for after. David, tell us who you are. Introduce Yourself, man.
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David Lee Corbo
What's going on Top? My name is David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven. I am the host of the Raven's Watch. It is a paranormal conspiracy theory slash occultist podcast. So it's my way of exploring all these topics and bringing the audience along with me for the ride. So we cover everything from aliens in Bigfoot to, you know, the numerology and the hermetic orders and things of that nature and everything in between and a lot of conspiracy theory stuff. And so it's kind of a widespread, but it's everything that I'm interested in. And so, yeah, it's a new show, like I said, called the Ravens Watch. You can find me on YouTube and you can find me on Twitter @DavidLee Corbo. That's where I do most of my interactions.
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Top Lobster
Yeah, not totally intuitive at. For Twitter. So go follow him there and listen, man. Mr. Mr. Micah, it's been. It's been like how many. Maybe two months. I've been trying to schedule you, and things fall through. At some point I was like, he probably thinks that I don't want to talk to him.
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Micah Dank
And he's right. I knew that, like, I knew that you were burning crosses. You had to do. I don't worry. Everything was. I know how this works. I've done the dance a couple times. I knew we were gonna get together eventually.
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Top Lobster
Oh, yeah, I'm glad. I'm glad we're talking now. Tell us that. Tell us about yourself, and let's jump, like, jump right into it.
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Micah Dank
So my name is Maika. I've been studying the Bible for about 30 years. I've been studying the occult and the esoteric for about 20, about 2012. So 11 years ago, maybe 11 and a half years ago, I stumbled on something called astro theology. And for those of you who are mildly familiar with it, what the media did was when the Zeitgeist movie came out, when Peter Joseph put it out, and they had that whole Jesus is the sun thing and all that kind of stuff, right? And then people dismissed it. They had debunking videos and all that stuff, and then it kind of went away. When Peter Joseph first put the video out, he was not on camera. There was no picture of him on the Internet. And it was an incredibly touchy subject to throw out there in the way that he did it. But he basically hid himself anonymously until a few years later when he was able to do this. If I were to do this podcast with you, even 20 years ago, they'd be knocking down my Door. Right now what I have found through my research is I have found a 17, or at least I can say that it's 17,000 at least year old astrological code. That when you apply the cipher that I figured out to any ancient historical text, holy text, I should say, everything from the Epic of Gilgamesh, the Sumerian works to the Babylonians, the Egyptians, the Jews, the Christians, the Muslims, the Book of Mormon, everything from the Sumerians to the Book of Mormon, including all the Gnostic texts, including all the texts that were removed from the Bible, every single one, you can apply this cipher to it. And what it does is it takes certain keywords and it'll link them to certain zodiac signs. And what you'll find is it's an encoded way of basically mapping out the heavens. And that's what I found. And I know it sounds absolutely crazy, but I've done this presentation about 700 times. I'm probably going to Acapulco to do this at some point next year. And it's like when I see a lot of stuff that people put on the Internet when they're. Or on Twitter or whatever, you know, I follow a lot of Christians too, where they basically, they're just arguing the wrong points. What they're arguing is they're trying to use logic and faith against each other. And what you have to understand is that the books that were written were encoded deeply. There's actually a quote that I'm going to show you in the presentation from a guy named John Dominic Croissant. And what John Dominic Croissant said is it's not that the ancients told literal stories and we are now smart enough to take them symbolically, it's that they told them symbolically and we are now dumb enough to take them literally. And that's basically what has happened. This is a. My website is called Debunk My Work dot com. I've been sharing this for three and a half years now. Not one single person, Christian or atheist, has come on my channel to debunk me. Not one single video. And I've checked on the, on YouTube or anything. Rumble, Rockfin, all that stuff. Not one single video. Oh, wait till you find this out in vision. Not one single video has been made to basically debunk me. And that's why I named my website Debunk My Work. Like you think it's tongue in cheek. It's not like I got into this to literally be debunked. And to me and to a lot of people because I've Got a pretty decent following. It's with, with this work. It's flawless. You can't argue it. What it is, is the problem with Zeitgeist is Zeitgeist didn't go nearly far enough with the research. They kept it surface level and they were able to just dismiss it. It was a good introduction for people.
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Top Lobster
So Micah, one question. You don't believe literally like any, anything in the Bible? You don't think that actually happened? You think it's all symbology?
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Micah Dank
No, it's okay. So what you're going to find is the Bible is made up of ten holy sciences, Jesus. The Bible is made up of numerology, etymology, astrology, astro, theology. It's made up of alchemy. It's a metaphysics book, it's a psychic book. There's all these different layers to it. I just teach one layer. My point is simply this is that you can believe in God, which I explained too in, in, in my videos what God is. You can believe in God and believe the Bible is the most incredible book ever written. But it was never meant to be taken literally before Constantine.
- [10:41]
Top Lobster
If you're a maintenance supervisor for a commercial property, you've had to deal with everything from leaky faucets to flickering light bulbs. But nothing's worse than that ancient boiler that's lived in the building since the day it was built 50 years ago. It's enough to make anyone lose their cool. That's where Grainger comes in. With industrial grade products and dependable, fast delivery, Grainger can help with any challenge from worn out components to everyday necessities. Call click granger.com or just stop by Granger for the ones who get it done.
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Micah Dank
United everybody under literal Christianity in 325 AD. Some people will actually argue that it was on his deathbed that he got baptized. Some people will say it was in his life. It's kind of up in the air. And it's irrelevant because prior to Constantine bringing everyone under Christianity, Christians were called heliognostics. And Helios in Greek is the sun. And Gnosis means knowers. They were sun worshipers. They knew this in the Bible. When they talk to you about Abraham discovering monotheism, that's not true at all. The Jews stole that idea from the Egyptians. The Pharaoh Akhenaten in the year 1367 BC created a unified religion where they worship the sun as God. And then that's what Christianity basically became. It's the same thing. It's and, and a lot of people will say son Of God, Son of God. It's irrelevant. It's irrelevant because all the evidence lines up to that. So when you ask me if I believe anything in the Bible happened, it's kind of like so top. I've got. I've got an eight book series out right now called into the Rabbit Hole, where I basically explain all of this and I also explain. Explain how we've been lied to in society, how we've been lied to, what we've been lied to in society. And I kind of teach it like it's. My book series is a mix between 1984 meets, like Da Vinci Code. Because you have to write truth in fiction. That's how you get away with a lot. That's how everybody knows this. Jules Verne knew this. Aldous Huxley knew this. Philip K. Dick knew this. George Orwell knew this. You write truth in fiction, it casts a wider net. So that's what I did. And my book series has real places in it. I didn't make up a fantasy land. This isn't Lord of the Rings, this isn't Game of Thrones. These are real places. So when the Bible talks about real places existing, that doesn't prove that it actually, what happened, actually happened. All it does is it proves that it's drawing from what's reality on earth. Real places, real locations. There are some things that can be taken truthfully in the Bible.
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Top Lobster
I got a question. Yeah, it's. Sorry. Something that always runs through my mind. Israel in the Bible, is it. Is it geographically the same Israel that we know right now?
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Micah Dank
Well, the idea the land was Palestine, Israel itself. You think it's a holy word? It's actually not. What Israel is, is. The Jews took that from Egypt. It's a combination of three gods. It's Isis, Ra and L. Israel, in.
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Top Lobster
Fact, steal everything, huh?
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Micah Dank
Yeah. In fact, there's a town in Israel called Megiddo. It's the root of the word Armageddon and it's where the rapture is supposed to start taking place. What happened is there was a church in Megiddo. And what basically happened is some dude was like walking through it and he like slipped and put his foot through the ground. And when he did, and they pulled back and looked under what they found in that hole, they found a completely buried church. And I could probably pick up the picture, but I could probably show you the picture. But basically when they excavated this church, it was from the 2002, it's the oldest church in Israel. And right in the middle of the floor in this Church in Megiddo is the two fish, Pisces, because Jesus is a solar deity of the age of Pisces, whereas the Jews worship the ram. This is why they blow the ram's horn during the holidays. It's because they're the people of Aries. It was the age before. Whereas the Egyptians, who was the age of Taurus, who was the year before, who was before that. That's why you see all the hieroglyphs with the bulls with the sun between its horns. It's telling you in the Bible, Moses goes up to Mount Sinai, right? Now, remember how I told you? It's an etymology book. Sinai is not the name. Sinai is a combination of two Sumerian words. Sin, which means moon God, and AI, which means mountain. It was the mountain of the moon God. Why? Because they're in the desert. They see this mountain, right, which was a volcano. The moon came up behind it, so they thought that's where the moon came from. So they called it Mount Saya Nai Sinai. That's where it came from. He goes up top to get the commandments and they hear a lot of rumbling, they hear a lot of noises. So everyone down there is like God's choice talking to him. God's talking to him. It's a volcano. This is why when he comes down and he sees everybody, his face is bright red because it was heated up from the volcano. The word in Hebrew for thunder translates to voices. So that's where that came from. He comes down and he sees them worshiping a golden calf. What's more likely taking this story literally, that the Jews who run out of Egypt, even though there's absolutely no proof that that happened, the Egyptians kept extraordinarily meticulous records. Even, even the, that they, that, that, that. That embarrassed them. They kept records of everything. There is zero record. There's zero mention of Exodus happening. In fact, that's what Anwar Sadat told Menachem Begin during the peace accords in 77, and he got laughed at. He comes down and sees worshipping a golden calf. So supposedly the story goes like this. The Jews were run out of Egypt so fast that they couldn't even let the bread rise. They couldn't even let the bread rise, which is why there's matzah to this day, which is unleavened bread. That's all it is. It's just bread without yeast. So they packed up everything that they could carry, ran to the desert. But you're telling me that the people that were there had enough gold, pulled it all together when Moses was up top. Moses, by the way, who's again, ripped from the Egyptians, comes from the word tooth Moses, who was an Egyptian relic. And he's basically. What was that word again? Huh?
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David Lee Corbo
What was that word again?
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Micah Dank
He was basically a relic.
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Top Lobster
That's just like tuthmosis.
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Micah Dank
Everybody's heard of tooth Moses. That's where he gets the name Moses from. And he's based off Akhenaten. So he comes down and either these Jews, while he was up there doing all this, built this giant calf out of. You know, they were so broke, they had nothing, but they had all this gold, right? And they built this enormous statue. Or it's a metaphor because the Jews were worshiping the golden calf. Well, the sun is the gold and the calf is the bull, Taurus. They were worshiping the Age of Taurus, whereas the Jews are the people of Aries, the ram. That's why they blow the ram's horn, which goes down even further. Because the Christians, when the Jews wrote the New Testament, because the Jews did write the New Testament in Greek, wasn't in English, wasn't in Hebrew, wasn't in Sumerian when the Jews wrote the New Testament. Jesus is the age of Pisces. That's why he feeds the masses with two fish. Pisces is the two fish. It's all tied in there. It's. It's the basis of everything. It's the oldest and the most prevalent science through the Bible. The Bible is never meant to be taken literally.
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David Lee Corbo
So, Micah, this. This body of information is absolutely massive. I have heard your appearances on other podcasts. I have watched some of the videos that you sent me. And one of the things that really struck me is I was. I was almost overwhelmed with the body of information. And I'm glad that you brought up Zeitgeist so early on already, because a lot of the. The. The thoughts that were evoked from what I was watching for you brought up memories of. Of Zeitgeist. I was a big fan of the film. I watched it several times. I, Even when I first started dating, my wife tried to get her to watch it. She thought that I was retarded. But it's a very interesting topic to me and to what's. What I'd like to know is how does this get started for you? How do you start to scratch at this and become interested in this topic? And great question. I mean, because look at where you are now. You've got literally a presentation that is incredibly thorough. So I'd like I'd be interested in knowing the origins of that.
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Micah Dank
So about 11 years ago, I have two mentors. One of them died. His name was Jordan Maxwell. And another one, his name is Santos Bonocci, who I teach for now. Let me just be honest with you guys. I know that you may have religious people that watch you or not, but when I first discovered this, look, I. This is the funny part, Top, is I grew up in a conservative Jewish household and you're hysterical. I grew up in a conservative Jewish household and I never took to it. Religion, I was never scared of it, I was never into it, none of that. I can remember being nine years old in temple with my parents on the holidays and just like sneaking out and going to play with my friends because I thought everybody's just sitting there praying and it was dumb. So I wasn't even religious. And when I discovered the stuff that I talk about right now, I ended up in a hospital for three weeks because I lost my mind and I wasn't even religious. I can't imagine what it's like for people when they discover they've been lied to. But what I started telling people is, listen, you know that we're lied to about everything. The media, you know, we're lied to about the government, you know, we're lied to about the wars, we're lied, lied to about all this stuff. Why do you think religion is any different? So I started watching this guy Santos's video and I realized this is the key, this is what I have to do. And then when I really got Familiar with the 12 zodiac signs, I started playing with words like, for example, which I'll go into. Taurus is the bull, right? And the reason it's the bull is because in the ancient times it's as above, so below, which is a cult, which means the word occult, means hidden. That's all it means in Latin. A cult is not scary. They're trying to divert you from it because that's the basis of these books.
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Top Lobster
It's like the original conspiracy theory, huh?
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Micah Dank
This is the oldest one. And it's not even just the Bible that I do, Top. I have a video. In three and a half hours, I could destroy any ancient holy text. This is the cipher that I showed that I came up with that I put through shows distinct patterns in the sky. What I'm trying to tell people is the Bible from an astro theological point of view is Jesus is an anthropomorphic allegorical version of the sun going through Joseph Campbell's hero's journey through the 12 zodiac signs. In fact, every ancient text is that. And it'll show that I've gone through on my website. I have not 10, not 20, not 30.
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Top Lobster
Micah, I'm excited. You keep on cocktails in a. Start us at the first. Start us at the first zodiac sign. How does this. How does this happen? Walk us through this. Because I like. All right, I feel like we're just rimming around the edge. Let us know, man. I'm ready.
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Micah Dank
Oh, yeah, we're rimming. Okay, hold on. Let me. I'm gonna pull up the presentation. Okay.
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Top Lobster
All right. He's gonna pull this up. Guys, this is. It's. It's interesting. Listen, no matter how you feel about. Like. Like. Like Micah was just saying, no matter how you feel about this, either way, this is information and it's well studied. So pay attention, take from it what you will. And I know I've taken a lot away in. In some of the prior things that I've heard you do, but go ahead, man.
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Micah Dank
Top. Would it surprise you and, Raven, would it surprise you to tell you that to this day, not only has nobody debunked me, but I have never, in any social media, email, or anything, received a death threat ever. That should say something.
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Top Lobster
I said you're doing it wrong.
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David Lee Corbo
You're not being offensive enough.
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Top Lobster
Yeah, I. I receive death threats every day, man. Come on, step your game up.
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Micah Dank
Okay, so let's start with this. Employ your time within. You guys can see this, right?
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Top Lobster
Yep.
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David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
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Micah Dank
Okay. Employ your time with other men's. By yourself, with other men's writings so that you shall come easily by what others have labored hard for that Socrates. Between astro, theology, the occult, esoterism, and the Bible, I've studied this combined for about 60 years. I've put this, everything that I've learned into three and a half hours. Now, this is not three and a half hours. This is 146 slides. I don't know how long you guys have, but I could do the whole thing. What I start with is showing this. The Holy Bible. The scriptures are metaphysical, astrological. That's what I teach. The astrological part, anatomical, alchemical, spiritual, esoteric, and mythology. Now, I can give you an example of each of these as we go along, which I will. It's also an etymology, numerology, and a gematria book. There's 10 holy sciences in the Bible. Each of these sciences are as deep as what I'm about to show you for one of them. Now, the Bible is not literal. It's not Historical, it's not reality and it's not original. We'll get into all that. So this is the zodiac and this is how you should look at a zodiacs. When you actually look at the zodiac, Cancer is at the top, whereas Capricorn's at the bottom. This is what the zodiac looks like. Now, I told you that it's a 17,000-year-old cipher. It goes back to something called the Lascaux Caves, which are about 17, 000 to 40, 000 years ago. Now, here's an article saying the Lascaux cave paintings are 17, 000 years. On the right, you see an article saying world's oldest cave paintings show humans understood complex astronomy 40, 000 years ago. And it makes sense because they would just look up, they had no light pollution, they had no industry, they would just look up and they would see everything. And then what they basically did is they saw moving around and doing things and they ascribed childlike stories to it. So this is what they saw in the Lascaux Caves. A bunch of teenagers went, went there. And it's the same thing that the way, if you believe the story, how they found the Dead Sea Scrolls with that goat herder's son that went into the cave and found them. It was the same. A bunch of teenagers went into the caves, went to the back of the Lascaux Caves and they saw this. Now, on the top you see the bull, and on the right you see the many faces of the line, and on the bottom you see the horse. And the horse is Sagittarius. It's just missing the guy with the bow and the arrow. The bull is Taurus, the lion is Leo. What they did was they called people because they were like, hey, we found this. And then eventually they brought in some scientists and they carbon dated this. Now the Christians are going to come out and tell me that carbon dating is inaccurate, and then I'm going to say, you're right, it is. However, you're half right, because carbon dating, carbon 14 dating, is accurate up to 50,000 years. But when you start to get into the millions, it's a joke, it doesn't work like that. However, there's other kinds of uranium datings, other types of carbon dating, there's other datings out there, but at the time that they found this, they carbon dated it came out to 17,000 years. What they next did was they figured out the three signs, right? So what they did was they brought in an astrologer with a computer because we have the technology to do what I'm about to tell you. What they did was they rewound the sky back 17,000 years to see what the sky looked like. They printed it out and when they put it up against the cave, all the constellations lined up in the right place. So this is the very beginning that I've been able to trace that astrology has been known and prevalent. And there's a reason, and I will explain this to you guys, why the Christians and the Jews and the Muslims forbid astrology.
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David Lee Corbo
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Micah Dank
There are questions in the Bible. How Jesus was able to heal the blind, how he walked on water, how he turned water into wine, why he had 12 disciples, why he was betrayed with a kiss by Judas, why he was dead for three days, why is his birthday on December 25? All of this can be explained with astrology. And we will. Now, in Genesis 1:14, it says, Let lights appear in the sky to separate the day from the night. Let them be signs to mark the seasons, days and the years. And that's what it is. From an astrological interpretation of the Bible. The Bible is nothing but a farmer's almanac. And we'll get into that too. Now.
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David Lee Corbo
Yeah, I'm sorry to interrupt, but I do want to ask you briefly, is the reason that you focus on the astrological aspect of the Bible? Having already said that, there's so many different layers, right? Alchemical, numerology, all these different things. Is that because you think that the astrological aspect is the most viable or the largest body of work? What made you grab onto that?
- [28:33]
Micah Dank
It's the first one I discovered. It just spoke to me the most. It's the oldest, it's the most prevalent. And then when I applied my cipher, I realized that every single ancient society is holy books. Every single one can be broken down the same way that I'm going to break this down for you guys. So it's just, it's just the most prevalent. That's what, that's why.
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David Lee Corbo
And would you say that it is because I, I, I'm also peripherally aware of numerology. I've had my astrological mapping done and I was very impressed by what this person was able to tell me about myself. But I've also had my, my numbers numerology done as well and that was also pretty spot on. Would you say that it's superior to numerology in that regard?
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Micah Dank
No, it's just a different layer.
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David Lee Corbo
Okay.
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Micah Dank
What I do is introduce people to thinking that the Bible is more than it is. Because reading it as a literal story on the surface level, you're going to have issues. You're going to have to fight it with apologetics, you're going to have to sit there and argue with atheists. Atheists for the most part. I'm completely convinced that atheism is not a intelligent argument that people come to. What it is, is it's a reaction to literal religion. And I understand that, I get the optics in that, but they're missing a whole point. So you guys want me to just continue?
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Top Lobster
Yeah.
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David Lee Corbo
Yes, please.
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Micah Dank
All right, so I start with Aquarius. This is the first sign I start with. Now the year technically begins in Aries, but I start in Aquarius because that's kind of the beginning of our year. Now what you'll see here is the man with the water pitcher pouring it out. Okay? That's the story of Zeus and the young boy. This is a Greek story, the story of Zeus and the young boy. I'll just tell it real quick. Zeus saw it and it was very specific too. A blonde 14 year old boy on Earth that he wanted in heaven because he thought he was beautiful. The boy's father wouldn't give him. Zeus bargains with the boy's father, gives him a whole bunch of stuff, land, money, animals, things of that nature, things that were important back then. Takes the boy to heaven. The boy's allowed to go. Every day the boy is feeding the angels. I mean, not the angels, the, the gods. Something called ambrosia, which was the drink of the gods out of this water pitcher. He's doing it every day. And one day he gets fed up with doing it, goes to the side of heaven and pours it out, just like in this picture. And what happens is that floods the earth. That's where the Greeks get their flood story from. Now God, I mean our God Zeus, who's usually a very sexually deviant, angry God, in a moment of self reflection, realizes that he brought this young boy up without any friends or anything. And instead of punishing him for what he had done, he immortalizes him as the constellation Aquarius. So this is the constellation Aquarius. So there's keywords son of man and man. Because this is the sign of the man, whereas Virgo is the sign of the woman. Baptism, because this is how you baptize someone. Water pitcher, because this is how you. This is a water pitcher, fountain, for example, because the Greek fountains were made like this. And then because there's water in the picture, stream, river, pond, lake, ocean, sea, for that example. Now Aquarius in astrology is an air sign, it's not a water sign. The water sign is Pisces, the mutable water sign, which is a sign of the two fish in the water. So all the water examples still apply here because there's water here. So there's water here, there's water here. Which one they're talking about when they reference certain water things depends on the patterns that it will make in the heavens. This will all make sense to your listeners, I could promise you. So Aries is actually the beginning of the year. And the reason is, is because in aries you have March 21, which is in spring equinox. It's a 12 hour day and a 12 hour night. It's also the Passover. There's three different types of passovers. The first, the oldest, and what the other two are based on is the sun on March 21, literally passing over the equator and starts to make its way back up to the summer solstice, where things will get warm, where things will grow, where things are better. Now in Christianity, the passing over has Changed and it becomes the resurrection of God's son. It comes back to life. It's the same thing. And then you have the Jewish Passover. The Jewish Passover is when the angel of death passes over all the houses. And anyone that doesn't have the lamb's blood. But what is a lamb, that's a baby ram. So anyone that doesn't identify themselves with the age that they're in with the blood of that animal, the baby ram, lamb on their door post, their firstborn sons get killed. So the keywords here are ram, shepherd, ram's horn and lamb. Taurus is the bull. Remember I was telling you guys as above, so below. When you look in the sky and you see Taurus, that's when you know you see the bull in the sky. You put the plow on the bolt. Now we've got John Deere to do that now. But back in the day, they didn't. They used the bull. That's how they plowed so that you can plant the seeds so you can harvest in Virgo and Libra. So when you're talking about bull, ox, calf or cow. And again, cow is the female bull. This will make sense when we. When I break down, Matthew. Now, Gemini is the twins. It's the story of Caster and Pollux, Troy, whose sister was Helen of Troy. It's the story of Achilles. So whenever you're talking about twins or brothers, you're talking about Gemini. Now, cancer is the crab. And the crab moves like this. It goes sideways. So the sun does the same thing, too. So if this pouch, right, is the sun, starting on December 25th, the sun rises a degree. Then on December 26th, it's going to rise an additional degree. 27th, an additional. Every day an additional degree. What that means is the sun is going higher during the day. The days get longer, the nights get shorter, it gets warmer. When it hits June 21, that's the summer solstice. That's its absolute height. The sun is at its absolute height. What it does on. On June 22 is it's not going to drop a degree or raise another degree because it's at its height. What it does is it walks sideways. It stays at that same height for three days. Then on June 25, it drops a degree. June 26, it drops a degree. Now, in contrast to that, what that means is now the nights are getting longer, the days are getting shorter, it's going to get cold again. The crab in the ancient Egyptian time was known as the scarab, incidentally. It walks sideways twice, June 21 to June 24, and then drops a degree, but then it does the same thing in December, which I'll show you. Then Leo is the king, he's the line. He's the king of the jungle, the king of the savannah, whatever you want to call it. The ruling planet of Leo is actually the sun. So whenever you're talking about lion, lioness or cub, you're talking about Leo. Now, Virgo is the woman holding the wheat stock. It's the virgin. So remember before when we said that you plant in Taurus? Well, the reason Virgo is a sign of a woman holding a wheat stock is because during Virgo, that's when the virgins would go out, cultivate the wheat, make bread for the year. So whenever you see virgin wheat, grain seed, barley or corn, these are all things that have to do with harvest, that's Virgo. Now Libra is the justice, the scales. It's the balance, it's the just one. The reason it's the justice is because it judges God's son as it passes over the fall equinox and begins its descent into winter, into cold, into death. And I made a post on Facebook today saying, rosh Hashanah, the Jewish new year is September 15th, right? That's in Virgo. And the reason the Jewish New Year is in Virgo is again, this was ripped from the Egyptians. Remember how I told you that the ancient Jews started the year in Aries because that was the spring. That was when things cleared up. That was when things started to get warm again. However, the Egyptians started the year in Virgo, the wheat harvest, which is why the sun would come to an end in Leo. And then a brand new born sun comes through a virgin in Virgo. This is where it goes back to. So the Jews always celebrate the new Year around the fall equinox. However, the new year is in Virgo, but eight days after the Jewish New Year, which conspiracy hats time, is September 23rd. So you got a lot of things going on, people talking about that specific day, why that's the first day of Libra. What happens eight days after the Jewish New Year? You have a day called Yom Kippur. It's when the Jews go to temple, they fast all day, they don't drink all day, and they pray to God to keep them in the book of life for another year. Well, what is Yom Kippur Court? It's the Day of Judgment. Well, of course, the Day of Judgment starts in Libra. The scales, the judge. So the key words would Be law, judge, justice, the just one, as Jesus is called. Divorce, marriage, court, these are all lawly things. Now Libra is also when you pull your wine, that's when you, that's when you crush the grapes. Anybody that's ever been to a vineyard, right? Anybody that's ever been to a venue, if you go in the spring, when all the bachelorettes go, it's stupid because all the, all the freaking, it's bare. But if you go during Libra, you can literally walk up and down, everything is lush. You can pick the grapes and eat them. That's when you go. So Libra is all law related things. Libra is also all wine related things. And the last thing that Libra is, is, is it's also olive oil season. That's when you harvest the olives to make the oil. Incidentally, frankincense and myrrh are both olive plants, which goes into a breakdown when the three wise men who represent Orion's belt go to bring frankincense and myrrh. That represents olive plants or that represents olives, that represents Libra. And this will make a lot more sense. I'm just trying to get through the 12 signs. Now, Scorpio is the scorpion and he is the betrayer. Because when a scorpion bites you or stings you, it's going to leave an imprint in your skin that looks like a pair of lips. So it's going to look like it kissed you, but there's poison in it. So it's just a deep metaphorical sign of the betrayal. And it's why the mafia have the kiss of death. That's where they get that from. And it's why Jesus was betrayed by Judas with a kiss. Because Judas could have pointed him out. He could have thrown a rock at him, he could have hugged him. He could, he betrayed him with a kiss. Because Judas represents Scorpio because each one of the 12 zodiac signs represented by one of the 12 disciples. And I'll get into that too. So where are we with this story? The sun is judged in Libra with the scales and it's betrayed in Scorpio. And then finally here in Sagittarius. This is where the bow and the arrow shoot the sun and inflict further punishment on the sun on December 21st. That's the winter solstice. The sun's at its lowest. It's not going to go any lower. It's. The ancients would go out on December 21, right? And they would look in the sky, the sun wouldn't even crack the horizon. So the ancients used to say the sun was dead. And then it's going to walk sideways like the crab did in June, for three days. So now God's son is dead for three days, when on December 25, or the birth of God's son, it comes back to life. It is born again. So whenever you're talking about horse, bow and arrow, spear, or horseman, and I explain spear later, you're talking about Sagittarius. And then finally you have Capricorn. Who's the goat? This one's actually quite simple because if you look at the zodiac wheel on the right, Capricorn's at the bottom. Now imagine I just put a little magnet at the very bottom of that wheel, and I start moving it to the left one degree a day, mimicking the sun rising an additional degree a day on its way to its height. In the middle of Cancer, or at the beginning of Cancer, it starts. The sun starts the great climb up the mountain, metaphorically, in Capricorn, just like the goats do. It's as above, so below. Just like. Have you ever seen a mountain goat climb the side of a ledge before? They're. They're, they're insane. But Those are the 12 signs. Those are the key words. You guys have any questions before I start really diving into stuff?
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David Lee Corbo
Top. You got anything?
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Top Lobster
No, no, I'm trying to. I'm trying to digest.
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Micah Dank
I know it's a lot to ask you. Yeah.
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David Lee Corbo
You mentioned the, the 23rd, and I don't really know too much about it. You briefly went over that. But as you did mention, it's kind of going around right now, right. Where people think that something is. And it came up in a prior show that I did yesterday, I believe, and I didn't really have any answers for it. I, I know that people are anticipating something happening. I know that some of that is due.
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Micah Dank
It's the first day of Libra. It's the first day of Libra, for starters. I go into this later in this, in this presentation, I actually talk about it, but I show you how. You know how JP Morgan said millionaires don't need astrology, but billionaires do. Yeah, right. There's a reason for that. For example, they always crash the stock markets in library, the judgment, because we're being judged. So it could be a stock market crash. I. I thought it was last year, but then I traced it even further because they don't usually crash it when a Democrat's in office, but they might this year, but that's it. September 23rd is Yom Kippur. It's the Day of Judgment. So it's as above, so below what I'm teaching you guys. The reason I teach this stuff is because I'm showing you how the elites know this and use it against you. Like, it's not even a. It's not even a discussion with whether or not this is true, because this is. I'm just going to show you how deep it goes. That's the thing. So there are names for Jesus, right? You guys have names for Jesus in church, but remember the signs of the zodiac and the key words. So when the sun, Jesus is in Capricorn, the goat, he's called the scapegoat of Israel. When the sun is in Aquarius, the sign of the man, he is the son of man. When the sun or Jesus is in Pisces, the two Fish, he's the fisherman of men. And it's why he feeds the masses with two fish. When the sun is in Aries, the Ram, he is known as the Lamb of God or the good Shepherd. Cancer, right. Is. Is the. The crab. But in the Egyptians times, it was called the scarab. So Christians who quote St. Augustine at me don't realize that he called Jesus the good beetle because he even knew this when Jesus was in. Leo the Lion. He's the lion of Judah, the lady holding the stock of wheat. Virgo. He is born of a virgin and he is called the bread of life. Libra. The scales of justice. He is known as the just one. Then he's betrayed. In Scorpio, he dies in Sagittarius, which is December 21st. It's the last day of Sagittarius. And on top of which he. What does it say at the bottom? Oh, it's also why he's worshiped on the sun day, whereas the Jews worship on the Saturday or the Saturn day, because the Jews. So it goes like this. The Egyptians worship the sun as God. The Jews worshiped the moon and Saturn because they were Saturnalia worshipers. The black cube. This is why the Jews wear a black cube on their head, because that's Saturn. And then the Christians worship the sun again. Now look at this picture on the left of Jesus. This is a stereotypical one that I just ripped off the Internet. You guys at home can do the same thing too. The sun is always behind Jesus because he represents the sun. They tell you in every single picture. Find a picture where the sun's not there. Find a baby picture of Jesus in the manger where the sun's not behind his head. Now the two fingers up like this. This is an ancient Egyptian cometic peace sign. Okay. So I do a thing of Illuminati hand symbols, but basically, this, that we've come to accept as a peace sign, the John Lennon peace sign. This is actually Churchill's V for victory British war sign that you used to give. The fingers are separate. This is bringing it together. This is the ancient peace sign. When you see Jesus doing this, or you see Buddha doing this, or you see Vishnu or Baphomet even doing this, they're telling you they're coming peacefully. You don't know what you're looking at. You have to understand this stuff.
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Top Lobster
Hey, Micah, what is the. What is, like, the okay sign mean or. It's like a. Oh, I go into that.
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Micah Dank
This one.
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Top Lobster
No. Yeah. In. In the Greek Orthodox Church, there was a lot of, like, symbology with the two fingers, and I think it was a pointer finger or middle finger touching or maybe. I don't know. There was something going on. I. I'll look.
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Micah Dank
This is actually really simple. This. Okay, well, what they'll do is they'll tell you that this is white power.
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Top Lobster
Right.
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Micah Dank
Remember that?
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Top Lobster
Yeah.
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Micah Dank
Okay. They'll also tell you that this is 666. Right. Represents the devil. It doesn't. 666 is the sign of the man. I get into that, too. This what they do, what the elites do, is they take these ancient symbols and sigils and they invert it slightly and they pervert it. This is literally just a Hindu mudra. When you twist it, that's all it is. So here's the thing I always talk about. When you talk about etymology or things of that nature, the power in the word is in its original use. So, for example, when you see Jay Z doing this, Right. When you see them doing this, okay. This is not an Illuminati symbol. If you've ever seen Spock doing this in Star Trek or whatever, right? When you do this and you put it together, which is where it comes from, this is known as the benediction. This was an ancient Jewish kohanin priest blessing they put on the congregation. That's the original of the words. Just like this. This isn't the devil horns. The Italians, women have been doing this forever. This fights off the maloki. All these original hand symbols and everything have been inverted and perverted and that people like Isaac Weishop and everybody just point them out, but they don't do anything. They don't look at the history of it. They don't understand where it comes from. They just point it out. And that doesn't accomplish anything. You have to expose this stuff. Right? You guys with me?
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Top Lobster
Yep.
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David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
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Micah Dank
All right, so the white Jesus, his face, that stereotypical face, is actually a guy named Caesar Borgia. He was the bastard son of Pope Alexander vi. Now Rodrigo Borgia from the Borgia Illuminati. Thirteen families bought his way to the papacy. And he had a son, and he had a daughter, too, because popes have kids, they just don't get married. That's why all the kids are bastards, and that's what they still do in the church. Now, Pope Alexander VI became pope about 80 years or so after the printing press came out. So he decided his son was going to be the face of it. This guy is basically Hunter Biden. He killed his brother and he slept with his sister. That's Caesar Borgia. That's the face of Jesus. In fact, before the Shroud of Turin was Even discovered in 525 AD, Jesus was shown as a young, beardless man. Now, the crown of thorns wrapped around the heart on the outside, and the heart is always, always on the outside. For Jesus represents the rays of the sun. The heart represents the toroidal field. Do you remember how I told you guys this book is also alchemical?
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Top Lobster
Yeah.
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Micah Dank
Okay, let me give you an example of that. You know how Jesus is always wearing white and red? You ever wonder why? It's alchemy. It's literally alchemy. When you mix red and white, it's called the marriage of the red king and the white queen in alchemy. But to basically boil it down and not make it sound too crazy, it's just what happens when you mix sulfur and mercury. It's just. Everything is spiritual, guys. Everything is spiritual. It's just been dumbed down for the population. These are a bunch of pictures of Jesus right here. The sun, the sun, the sun, the sun behind his head. Sometimes, like in the second picture, there's a knight's Templar across there, the fingers, the. The holes in his hand is incorrect, by the way. That's not how they crucified people. If I were to take one of you guys and lobster, I think a lot of people would love to crucify you. But if I were to crucify you and I put you up on a cross and I put it through your hands, what would happen is after a little bit of time, you're. Your hands would slide through and you would fall forward. They did it through your wrists. Okay? So this is just an incorrect interpretation, but it's all the same face.
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Top Lobster
I want to show you this picture here. I don't know. Can you. Can you see the screen?
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Micah Dank
I can in a sec. Hold on.
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Top Lobster
Yeah. This is. This is the handsome symbology that I was talking about, that it's always in this Greek Orthodox church. Yeah. Any meaning to that? It's a. It's just like the ring finger and it's always affixed to the thumb. And they're doing a lot of this kind of weird symbology, and it's all throughout the church.
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Micah Dank
If I haven't gone too deep into this, but from what I do, I'm just. Put it back up.
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Top Lobster
Oh, sorry.
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Micah Dank
Yeah, yeah. All right. What you're basically looking at is the reason they do this. The reason they do this when they meditate or the reason they do this is because it connects veins together. What it does is it makes an energy pull. Okay? That's. That's what they knew. That's what they do. That's all this basically is. In fact, when you see people doing this, right? That's just as above, so below. There's nothing. It's a cult because it's hidden, but there's nothing evil about it. They're just telling you what you see in the heavens is. Will be done on Earth. This is just making a connection. The ring finger, the reason we wear wedding rings has to do with Saturn, because Saturn has rings and the Jews who worshiped Saturn, right? Saturnalia, everybody knows about Saturnalia. They would wear wedding rings because they pledged their fidelity in front of the gods. That's why women for the longest time wore ear rings. They wore ear rings because they were told they had to listen to their God. Their God was Saturn. So they put rings in their ears. It's all Saturn. There's a vein that comes from your. Your. Directly from your ring finger that goes into your heart. You know, I could tell you guys so many different stories. I could tell you this story right here, right where. So what do you mean when you get married, right? You're gonna put your fingers together and you're gonna put a heart in the middle, right? Because it's made with love. Now what happens when you get married? This is how the Japanese explain this to you, right? This is why Japanese tell you wear white ring fingers when you do this. Okay? Now this right here are your parents. Because one day you're going to grow up and move out, so you separate from them. This right here. I'm sorry, this right here are your siblings. Because one Day you're gonna grow up and you're gonna move away from each other. So the fingers separate. This finger, right, represents your children because one day, top, your kids are going to grow up and they're going to move out. But the ring finger symbolizes your wedding. So if you guys do this together, right, try and remove your wedding ring fingers. You can't separate them. That's how the. That's how the Japanese tell you this. It's all metaphors. It's all deeply encoded and people just have no idea just how deep things are. And things are kept at the lowest level of intelligence.
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Top Lobster
So do you think. I think things are what's up? Like, even though they. Even though these things originate at this weird metaphorical level, I feel like there's some kind of, like, consistency in it. Just in. In our universe or whatever people will. That this now becomes real. Where as before, it's kind of like something we're telling people now everyone's doing it. We don't know why, but it's still. It's probably even more real because more people are doing it.
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Micah Dank
Everything is benevolent. Every original hand symbol and everything comes from a very ancient gnostic or comedic wisdom, Hermetic even. This is ancient wisdom. And what happens is they're slightly inverted. The swastika, right? Everyone talks about this, Foster. It was a Hindu Buddhist sign. It was this, it was that. Before the Nazis took it, all the Nazis did was mirror reflect it. That's all they did. They inverted it and perverted. The swastika is astrology. If you take the Big Dipper and you rotate it around polaris on the solstices in the equinox, it forms a swastika. This is all still just astrology. The way you get back to heaven on Earth is to expose the lies and the crap that they feed you constantly because the original meaning of things is still there. But you can attribute new meanings to things over time, and then it gets forgotten. You know, that's my problem with most of conspiracy Twitter. All you're doing is pointing things out. You're not making changes. You're not explaining the history of things. You're not making cases against things. No one's making cases against anything.
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Top Lobster
I'm just trying to say the N word, Micah. I mean, come on, let's get real here, guys. Jesus Christ. That's a lot of responsibility. I agree with you though, man. Yeah, this is, you know, I don't know if not it's not my thing, but people like you are doing it. So let's continue with this. With this presentation. I'll pull you back up here.
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Micah Dank
Let me know when I'm up, because I can't see.
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Top Lobster
Yeah, you're good.
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Micah Dank
Okay. Baby Jesus. Pictures of baby Jesus. Notice the alchemical clothing again. Notice the sun behind his head. Notice, in each one of these pictures, there's a very bright visible star that is Polaris, our north star. At the end of this, I'm going to break down that picture on the left because there's eight astrological signs in there. But remember how I told you that the heart represents the human toroidal field? This is what it looks like. It's an electromagnetic field of the heart. It's kind of like an apple. Basically, what it does is it circumvents you six feet. So, Top, if you and Raven were in a room together and Raven, like, came up behind you, you would know he's there. That doesn't make you a magician. He just broke your toroidal field. The toroidal field circumvents you six feet. This is why the elites kept you six feet apart during the pandemic, because they wanted to isolate you. Because the people at the very top know this. They know the science. The science doesn't change. When you're interacting with someone performs a mess like a Pisces just like this. Now, the guy on the left is Jesus. The guy on the right is Caesar Borgia. They're not identical, except you see where they get the features from. And I could find better pictures of Caesar Borgia. That was just a quick one that I found. Now, before the Shroud of turn was discovered in 525 AD, almost all paintings and drawings of Jesus were shown as a beardless young man. How interesting. So let me start breaking down Scripture with the cipher and show you just how easy this works. So in Proverbs 16:18, there's that famous saying, pride comes before the fall. Now, any Christian will tell you that that simply means that if you're too boastful or if you're not humble enough, you're setting yourself up for failure. And that's the literal translation. But in astrology, a group of lions is called a pride. Pride is the lion. Lion is Leo. Leo is in July and August. That actually comes right before the fall in Micah 5:2. But you, Bethlehem, Ephratah, though you are small among the clans of Judah, out of you will come for me, one who will be ruler over Israel, whose origins are from old. From ancient times. This is why I don't get into a lot of arguments with Christians. Because I grew up Jewish. I can read Hebrew. I can break down the words. I can understand that. Y'all. They can't. So they're. They're fighting with one arm behind their back. Bethlehem. So this is apparently the passage where Micah the prophet says that the. The prophet's gonna. Or the Savior is going to come from Bethlehem. However, this is also encoded. Bethlehem is two words in Hebrew that means house, and lechem means bread. So it's the house of bread. Well, if I show you this right, each zodiac sign is called the house. Virgo would be the house of bread. So what this is actually telling you, if you understand astrology, is that the Savior will come from a virgin. This is how deeply encoded this stuff is. Now, in Deuteronomy 32, he gave them honey from the cliffs and olive oil from the rocky ground. He gave his people butter from the herd and milk from the flock. He gave them lambs and goats. They had the best rams from Bashan and the finest wheat. They drank the best wine made from the juice of red grapes. But Jeshron became fat and kicked like a bull. So even people who literally are just first understanding this up to this point can recognize the words or a couple of the words that I've already alluded to in the 12 signs. But let's break this down, because there's 10 signs. He gave them honey from the cliffs. Now, in the sign Cancer, there is a group of stars called the Beehive Cluster. That's where the honey comes from. It's just metaphors. Now, incidentally, the olive oil, we know, that's Libra. That's when the olive oil. That's when the olive oil is made. That's when the olives are crushed milk from the flock. The milk comes from the Milky Way galaxy. Now, the Milky Way galaxy, I've traced back, it was literally called that in the Egyptian Book of the Dead. So it was ripped directly from the Jews. Ripped directly from the Egyptian. But here's the interesting thing, guys. The beehive clusters in Cancer. The first day of Cancer is the summer solstice, the beginning of summer. The Milky Way galaxy center is in Sagittarius, right? The man on the horse with the bow and the arrow. The last day of Sagittarius is the first day of winter. So from the beginning of summer to the end of winter, the right half of the zodiac, that's your land of milk and honey. It's as above, so below. It's in the air, it's in the heavens, it's not on earth. There's not a literal river of milk and honey. This is literally just half a year. He gave them lambs, while lambs are Aries and goats, Capricorn, they're the best rams from Bashan. Well, again, Ram is Aries. And the finest wheat. Well, that's the lady with the wheat stock. That's Virgo. They drank the best wine. That's Libra, with the wine from the juice of red grapes. But Jeshron became fat and kicked like a bull. The bull is Taurus. There's 10 signs in Deuteronomy 32. And people have no idea when they read it. They think they take this literally. Now I'm going to show you how this works when we start using the Zodiac to make patterns, because I gave you a couple examples, you're starting to see how I put the case together. So Jesus led his disciples to the Mount of Olives after his last Passover so that he could teach, teach them a few more words, a few more things, pray, then wait for Judas to betray him. While walking to the Mount of Olive, he gave the parable of the true vine. Now Passover takes place in Aries, as I've just mentioned. We're right after that, he walks to the Mount of Olives, the olives over Libra. So look at the zodiac wheel. Aries is all the way at the left. And Libra in olives is literally across from it. So you go from Aries to Libra, that's going across the wheel. Now they're in library. While in Libra they're waiting for Judas to betray him. And who's the betrayer? That's Scorpio, the next sign. Right? So you go from Aries to Libra, you're waiting for Scorpio while he's in Libra, he gives the parable of the true vine. That has to do with grapes, which has to do with wine, which has to do with Libra. This is how you make patterns. And the Bible is full, full of these kind of patterns that just map out the heavens. Not only that, but I'm not sitting here talking about like Gemini twins. I'm not, I'm not giving you a passage about twins and then a passage of a goat where there's no pattern. Not only do they make patterns, but it'll always be the opposing sign or the connecting sign. So for example, if you're looking at Aries all the way at the left, it's opposing sign is Libra. Just follow it across Aries connecting signs are Pisces and Taurus. It will, it will always make this pattern.
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Top Lobster
You know, it's interesting.
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Micah Dank
Yeah.
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Top Lobster
So like the, the color wheel, very similar sort of pattern that, that you would follow directly across would be your complementary and then like you know, to the left and right of whatever color you're working on initially is something.
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Micah Dank
Where do you think it comes from? It, it all, it all generates absolutely.
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Top Lobster
Circle of, circle of fifths. Very similar technique. If, if you're trying to like build something melodic or.
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Micah Dank
Well, you're, you're an artist. I mean you're, you're a graphic designer, right? You're an artist. Like I, I, I, I knew you would jump in with that. It's true. Wait till you realize that the rainbow is the chakras. There's a reason for that. There's a reason, there's a reason that. So at the top chakras, I get into this later. But at the top chakras that's when you see God. That's when you're enlightenment. You have your pineal gland. That's when you're enlightened to. They try and keep you religion and everything tries to keep you in your lower chakras. Your lowest chakras are red and yellow. Those are the two bottom chakras. That's why every single fast food piece of restaurant out there has red and yellow colors. Because everything is spiritual and you don't know what you're looking at. So Genesis 1:7 and God made the firmament and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which are above the firmament. And it was so, so I hate to tell this to flat earth people. People, but the firmament is not a dome, river or flat earth. It's not the firmament. Let me just show you this real quick. Here we go. Let's go back to here. You see the dividing lines between signs?
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Top Lobster
Yep.
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Micah Dank
Okay. That those don't actually exist. You're not looking at the sky. When you look at, when you look into the heavens. Like the lines don't exist to separate what those represent is a three day period on either side of the sign. Some people call them cusps, some people call them handover dates. What it is, it's an energy handover. It's a three day period on each side. Okay. So knowing that when I go back to here, if I could find it quick enough. Here we go. God made the firmament and divided the waters which are under the firmament from the waters which are above the firmament and it was so. Well, the two water signs are Aquarius and Pisces. Aquarius has the water in it, and Pisces is actually a water sign. Well, there's the firmament right there in the middle that divides the waters from above and the firmament from below. There are people out there that actually think there is a body of water in the heavens. It's not. It's not how this works. This all follows the same pattern. And again, when people try to use apologetics or try and, like, get me with those gotcha moments, Understand this is. I understand all your arguments. And at the same time, when you're using things like apologetics or you're running in circles trying to explain. Explain things, and you're just diving deep. I'm using 12 signs to break down everything. And as you'll notice, I'm going from book to book to book. I'm just jumping around to show you it's in everything. It's even.
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Top Lobster
So why do they. Why are they putting this stuff where they're putting this? Like, what's the point of putting this here in Genesis?
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Micah Dank
Because this is how everything is done. Everything is done in. Everything is done in. In a worshiping matter. You. You can think of it like this, right? Like, you went to school, like you're a graphic designer. Like, that's your bread and butter. That's how you make money. That's how you feed your family. That's what you do. That's your skill, and you do it as well as you possibly can. That's how you honor God. This is what people did back then. They were very deeply encoding things on multiple levels because that's what they did. What they figured out, they encoded. Because Jesus will tell you in the Bible himself, don't toss pearls to swine, because there's a great, great, great amount of people that. Whose heads will explode when they discover this. Or they just can't. They just can't. There's a lot of people that can't. I told you what happened to me when I discovered it. This is. This is as occult as it gets.
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David Lee Corbo
I want to ask you. You mentioned before, I don't want to get too far away from it while it's still fresh in my mind. You were talking about the chakras. Right?
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Top Lobster
Right.
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David Lee Corbo
And the. The different colors associated with them. And I wanted to get your opinion on this notion that I've come across where the LGBTQ community has inverted the chakras, and so they've put on their flag the color of the root chakra as being the top of the flag is. Is there any validity to that? Are you familiar with that?
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Micah Dank
That would only make sense if high occult priests who are against that, set it up. But again, what do I say? You just like with it, with this, with the swastika, you just slightly invert it and you pervert the meaning.
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Top Lobster
What is the.
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Micah Dank
What is the rainbow? The rainbow is God's promise not to flood the earth again. Right? That's what a lot of people, and they're stuck on that division. God's promise not to flood the earth again, the. The rainbow flag.
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Top Lobster
Yeah, I think, I think that question might go more into like somatics and vibration because.
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Micah Dank
Oh, dude, wait till you find out. I have a video on my YouTube channel. There was a lady that went to a church and what she did is, you know how like in the church in the middle, there's like, there's a pew and then there's like a microphone. Yeah, right. Okay. So what she did was she recorded the silence because it was an empty church. Now tell me that the ancients didn't know more than we did. And we don't give them credit. She went into a church and she recorded the silence. And then what she did was she continued to play the silence through the speakers and rerecord over it and rerecord over it until eventually it made a somatic pattern on the sand. When it made a pure somatic pattern on the sand that she had brought in, she noticed that the pattern that it made on the sand was the exact same glass mosaic on the window.
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Top Lobster
Jesus Christ.
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Micah Dank
Okay, now how the are we gonna say that the ancients didn't. There's a thing called chronological ethnocentrism, which is pushed, okay? And it's social science term. And what it basically means is. It's what it sounds like. It basically says the people before us are dumb. That's. That's all it basically says in a crude way. And that's not the case at all. They knew that couldn't possibly do. And one of the ways how to encode a book this deeply with all the wisdom in it. And basically from what I teach, just map out the heavens. But I will get to the, the chakras because that's what the 144000 are. I'll explain that to you. But basically, let me show you this one. This one's good too. Revelation 4:7. The first living creature was like a lion. The second was like an ox. The third had a face like a man. The fourth was like a flying eagle. It it. I have to say there's people that think this is going to be a real animal in the sky during the end of times when the trumpet blows. The first living creature was like a lion. That's Leo. The second was like an ox, that's Taurus, the bull. The third had a face like a man, that's Aquarius. The fourth was like a flying eagle. I have to explain the eagle to you, but in astrology, this is deeper level astrology. But in astrology, the Scorpio scorpion is the belly crawling creature. It crawls on its belly. It's a. It's the lowest form of life on earth.
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Top Lobster
It's a punishment like the snake, like.
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Micah Dank
Exactly. I was just going to talk about the, the Garden of Eden. What's the first thing God does to the snake after the deception? He takes his legs away to make him slither on his belly. In Mexico de la Muerte, right, Men dress up in suits, get on their hands and knees and crawl on their belly to church. However, in astrology, the scorpion is the lowest form of life on earth, especially because it's the betrayer. However, it's evolved form, also known as the Ascendant, is the eagle. And the eagle is the highest flying form of life on earth. So you have the lowest form of life on earth. And the highest form of life on Earth, the eagle evolves. One more time.
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David Lee Corbo
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Micah Dank
And what is the story of the Phoenix? It's the same thing. It's the sun, right? It's a flaming ball of life that metaphorically dies and is reborn from its ashes. Just like the story I just told you. So now you have Leo, Taurus, Aquarius and Scorpio. Those are the four fixed signs of the zodiac. You have three different kinds of signs in the zodiac. You have 12 signs. You have three different signs. So there's four seasons. The first sign in the season is known as the cardinal sign. That's why there's cardinals in church. If you take these 30 day signs and you break them down, you can break them down into three ten day segments called deacons. This is why you have deacons and cardinals in church. It's all astrology. They just don't want you to know this. The first sign is the cardinal sign. The second sign is the fixed sign. The third sign is the mutable sign. I'm not going to go into that deeper because it's irrelevant. But let me ask you a question. What is more realistic? That the four headed animal is going to come out during the end of times to destroy us? Or if you look at Leo, lion and Aquarius, those are opposing signs. That's a pattern. We've been talking about Taurus and the eagle or Scorpio. Those are opposing signs. Guys, use your minds, use your brain. What makes more sense? Is it a four headed animal or is it just making a cross through the wheel?
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Top Lobster
Yeah, but why?
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Micah Dank
Because it's mapping out the heavens. It's different ways to. This is how they glorify God. The 12 signs. They've been doing it for 17000 years. They don't want you to know. They're just encoding it with cute little tricks so that you can map out the heavens. You can't deny it. I mean, this is, this is, this is from an astrological point of view. Ezekiel 10:14. It's the same. Each of the cherubim had four faces. One face was that of a cherub. The second was the face of a human being. The third had a face of a lion. The fourth the face of an eagle. Revelation 12. I'll stay with Revelation for a minute. A great sign appeared in heaven. This is. This is so silly to say, but raven from an astrological point of view. The Bible is an encoded heaven's poetry book that people take literally. That's all it is from an astrological point of view that people take literally. Now, great sign appeared in heaven. A woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet and a crown of 12 stars on her head. She was pregnant and cried out in pain as she was about to give birth. Then another sign appeared in heaven. An enormous red dragon with seven heads, ten horns and seven crowns on its head. Its tail swapped a third of the stars out of the sky and flung them to earth. A woman clothed with the sun. Is the sun in Virgo? It is a metaphor for the sun being in the woman's sign. Now, if the sun is in Virgo, the moon will be at her feet, right? So the sun is out right now. It's blaring on me. But the sun is out right now. There's 24 hours in the day. There's 12 zodiac signs. So if you just do simple math, you know that the sun is in each sign for two hours a day. And if you follow the zodiac wheel and you follow the clock, the sky clock, the sun in virgo is between 4 and 6pm the sun is still out. Literally right now it's 4:50. Sun is still out. If the sun is out, the moon is at her feet. It's a metaphor. Whereas if the moon is up, the sun is at her feet. Then another sign appeared in heaven, an enormous dragon. Its tail swept a third of the stars and flung them to earth. Look at the dragon Draco on the left. And the tail, its tail goes from Aries to Sagittarius, which is a third of the stars out of the sky. This is star poetry, guys. This is deeply encoded star poetry. Revelation 7:4. This is where we're talking about the chakras. Then I heard the number of those who were sealed. 144000 from the tribes of Israel. Well, what is the 144 000? Well, the Jehovah's Witness believed that only 144000 are predestined to go to heaven. I guess heaven has an occupancy limit. But you got to understand too, is that the Bible also or the Jews who. Who wrote again? The Jews wrote the Old and the New Testament. The Jews borrowed from Hindu too. If you look at Abram, which was Abraham, that was his name before the sacrifice, and Sarah, that goes back to Brahma and Sara Sweti. So they borrow from Hindu. This is the 144000 right. That people go nuts about. There are 7 chakras. The root has 4 petals, the sacral has 6, the solar plexus has 10, the heart has 12 and the throat has 16 which equals 48. The third eye chakra is represented by 96 and only has 2 petals because it's 2 times as powerful as the lower chakras. So 48 times 2 equals 96. The crown chakra is a thousand times more powerful than the lower six chakras. When you add the lower six you get 96 plus 48 equals 144 times that. By a thousand you get your 144,000. What they're telling you is about the 144000 who were sealed. 144000 is that when you have activated all your chakras and you've activated your crown chakra. That is when you become enlightened and get to go see God. You see how deep these people were and we don't give them any sort of credit. We just think that they're little, you know, sand lunatics. But they're, they're not. Matthew 10:16. Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves. This is another famous one. Well the sheep is Aries and the wolf is a constellation Lupus, which borders the Libra line, forms a pattern and, and a lot of Christians are going to sit there and ask, yes, I am using the 12 zodiac signs and I'm using Ptolemy's list of 48 constellations that they knew about because we know there's 88 now, but they knew about 48 at the time. Not one of these constellations that I mentioned, not one was not known at the time. So I've given examples of astro theology in the Old Testament as well as the New Testament. I've been accused of cherry picking verses from the Bible to prove a point. So let's take a much longer passage, see if we can decode it as well. This comes to the book.
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Top Lobster
That's actually, that's actually a question I had too. So yeah, so you are, as you're reading through the Bible, this is a lot of in the Bible which is why there's 10 sciences that could kind of break it down probably separately and maybe never even touch a verse that you've touched. How do you feel about all the stuff in between?
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Micah Dank
Like what? Give me an example.
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Top Lobster
Like every, everything else in between. So you're finding, you're finding a lot of, a lot of the the worship of the stars here or the worship of astrology. But, like, how about. How about just the other things?
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Micah Dank
How about this? When I get through the end of this, I'll go back to that image of the sciences and I'll give you an example of all of them.
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Top Lobster
All right?
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Micah Dank
You can remind me, right? You'll remember.
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Top Lobster
Probably not. I'll message you, though. We'll figure it out.
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Micah Dank
All right, so this brings me to the Book of Job. Now, you have to understand is that the Book of Job is the oldest book in the Bible. It is not Genesis. It was put in its order in something called the Synod of Jamnia or the Senate of Jamnia, which was in 100 A.D. now, what was that? What was that? It was a bunch of politicians and Jews because at 100 A.D, literally 100 A.D. the Old Testament was not canonized. So people were reading them out of order. They didn't set an order to it. The Book of Job is easily the oldest book. So an interesting thing Too is that 30 years prior, 70 A.D. right around the time of the. The destruction of the second temple in Israel, right, A gospel came out, the Gospel of Mark, which is the oldest gospel. And at the Senate of Jamnia, the Jewish rabbis and the politicians deliberated whether or not to put the Gospel of Mark in the Old Testament. So knowing that, what is the story of Job? He's just an old dude who's very faithful to God. He has a lot of money, land, women, or family, I should say. Satan goes up to God and says, look, he's only faithful because he has everything. If you start taking things away from him, he will curse you. And God actually takes him on that bet. And tell Satan, you can do whatever you want to him, but you may not take his life. That is the only caveat. Little by little, he starts losing things. Things die, things run away. And at one point, he's sitting there with, like, boils on a rock, and he's calling out to God for a very long period of time. God actually replies to him, responds to him. What I'm going to read you is God's reply to Job, okay? The first thing he says is, can you lead forth the Maseroth? Now, it's very intentionally untranslated in Hebrew and in the Christian King James Bible, the Maseroth tre is actually the zodiac. The first thing he says is, can you lead forth the zodiac? Maseroth, over time, becomes Mazalot, which survives in Judaism today as Mazel tov. Mazel tov means good fortune from the stars, that's where it comes from. Mazel tov comes from the Zodiac. The Lord's challenge to Job. Can you bind the chains of the Pleiades? Can you loosen Orion's belt? Well, I'm talking about celestial metaphors. Here's two open ones, but the rest are encoded. Can you bring forth the constellations in their seasons or lead out the bear with its cubs? The constellations are Zodiac above, and the baronet cubs are Ursa Major, the Great Bear, and Ursa Minor, part of the Big Dipper. Who can tip over the water jars of heaven? Well, it's Aquarius. It's literally a man tipping over the water jar, and it's Aquarius. Do you hunt the prey for the lioness and satisfy the hunger of the lions? That's Leo, who provides food for the raven. The constellation Corvus, which means raven, borders on Virgo. Do you watch where the dough bears her fawn? Mariga, meaning deer, is located in Orion. Who let the wild donkey go free? That's a Cellus Borealis, meaning donkey, and is located in Cancer. Will the wild ox consent to serve you? That's Taurus. The wings of the ostrich flap joyfully. That's Lambda Akile, or Al Saliman, which means two ostriches in Arabic. Do you give the horse so right here, who's the horse? That's Sagittarius. We know that's Sagittarius right away, but let's see if it adds to it. Do you give the horse's strength? It laughs to fear. Afraid of nothing, does not shy away from the sword, the quiver. Well, okay. Well, what is the quiver? That's what holds the arrows, right? Sagittarius is the man on the horse with the bow and the arrow. So we know that Sagittarius does the eagle, sort your command and build its nest on high. Aquila is the Latin name for eagle and is a constellation a few degrees above the celestial equator. So you have the evolved form of Scorpio as the ego, and you have Aquila, which is the eagle. You have other things that are multiple in the Bible, too. Sometimes when you're talking about the serpent, you have Ophiuchus, which is the 13th sign, which is the serpent bearer. You have Hydra, which is the sea serpent. And it depends on which one they used, because you will. You will find a pattern. You will find 4, 5, 6, 7 signs in a row. When you do this, can you pull in Leviathan with the fish hook? That's Pisces. That is literally That's. That's what God says to Job. I'm gonna run to the bathroom real quick. Can I give you guys a minute?
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Top Lobster
Yeah, yeah. I actually, man, I had a question to ask you, but go ahead. Go ahead.
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Micah Dank
All right.
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Top Lobster
I'm gonna have to put a pin in it. Okay. What are you thinking, man?
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David Lee Corbo
So it's. It's a lot of stuff, right? I want to let him get through his presentation. And then the question that's really itching in my mind is, and I think you and I both share this in common, is how the fuck do the Nephilim plug into this? Where is the room for the paranormal? That's what I want to know is what are his opinions on the paranormal and how it keys into this? Because I'm of the school of thought of. You're familiar with my experiences and everything, they flavor the lens that I see everything through. So I'm like, how do you quantify that? Where do you. How do you compartmentalize these things? How does the paranormal fit into all this? And then hopefully we have enough time to ask him how these Mexican aliens, not the, you know. You know, which ones. The new ones, the ones they just came out with, the ones that. Just.
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Top Lobster
The good ones.
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David Lee Corbo
How do they fit into this?
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Top Lobster
Yeah, that's what. You know, one of the things that did run through my mind is that like. Like. Like you were telling me on the last episode, you were on me. When something was happening to you, you just called on the name of Jesus and stopped immediately. Not the first time I've heard that. So if this is all sun worship and kind of, like, trickery, he's coming back. Then. Then where does that. Where does that land you? You know, that's a. Right. What I wanted to ask you, Micah, was. So there are, like. There are other books in the Bible that have not been included in the canon. Do you think, like, the. The Catholic Church or the people who originally put together the Bible, they. They obviously knew about what you're talking about?
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Micah Dank
I. I mean, look, I. This. I. I'm. I'm. What. I'm a third of the way through my presentation. Like, do you. Do you agree at this point that it's. There's definitely astrology in it?
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Top Lobster
Yeah, no, there is definitely. There is definitely symbology of astrology. What I'm. What I'm asking you is, like, so do you think the Pope. The Pope, like, believes. What does he believe?
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Micah Dank
Is he, like, the black Pope, the gray Pope? I think they all know at the top.
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Top Lobster
I think they all Know, is it you think there's a reason why the, some books are excluded? Like maybe it doesn't adhere.
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Micah Dank
See, I thought I, I studied the, the Gnostic text, for example, Book of Enoch, for example, things of that nature. And I was trying to make that argument. I was like, what are these have that are different than the other? Why would they exclude certain things? And then when I went through each and every one of them, like I do in my second presentation and I find that it's all encoded the second way, I'm just baffled. It must be the way that it reads literally, to be honest with you. I know, for example, the book of Enoch, right. They openly talk about astrology, so maybe that was removed for that reason, but, and they talk about obviously the Nephilim and all that stuff, but what are.
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Top Lobster
Your thoughts on that? Literal or just more symbology?
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Micah Dank
I don't know. It's really not my expertise to be honest with you. But it's possible. I, I do think there's giants. I mean there are giants. We know that they were giants. I kind of flip flop between this idea because like you ever see, like, you ever see those really tall, like 7 foot 6, 7, 7 foot 8, and they're just sitting there looking all goofy, but they have a cane because they can't walk because their bones don't support their weight system.
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Top Lobster
Yeah, right. Abraham Lincoln.
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Micah Dank
It's the same thing. Like how are you going to triple the size of that unless, I don't know, you think something three times as big as like Shaq came around and just like a girl. I don't think that's how it works.
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Top Lobster
Well, you know, the story, the story, the story. Yeah, I'd watch it. Show me that porn, the story goes, is that, that the fallen angels did that and then created these people. But yeah, I don't know, it's just, it's interesting to think about especially under, when you, when you put these different, these different scientific lenses over. I just, I'm obsessed with the story. But continue your. I, I, I have your.
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Micah Dank
I also do have a question since we're, since we were literally talking about that. I do have to understand this because I don't watch porn anymore. But I want to know when I used to, I want to know why every single black girl was always by some bald white dude.
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Top Lobster
That is a good point. Yeah. Why don't black guys, I assume that there is a section of porn where black guys, black girls. But I'm, I would never look at that. So I can't, I Couldn't even tell you.
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Micah Dank
I just don't understand.
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David Lee Corbo
I want to ask you because, you know, you obviously your, your world view is, is in great deal through this lens. Where and how do you place the paranormal in this if you do it all?
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Top Lobster
Good question.
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Micah Dank
That is a great question. So I'm gonna explain to you guys in this presentation what health, Satan, Lucifer and Baphomet all come from. I'm gonna explain that to you.
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Top Lobster
Before you do that, forget about Satan, Lucifer and all that. Have you ever had any kind of paranormal experiences yourself? Not just aliens, believe it or not.
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Micah Dank
No, not really. They kind of leave me alone.
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Top Lobster
Good for you.
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Micah Dank
They kind of leave me alone. Yeah, I. No, I think here's the thing. The Bible is. You know how in a movie, I know Hollywood sucks, but like in a movie they say things like based on a true story, so they take liberties with what actually happened and made it more fantastical. And so like the places in the Bible exist. Obviously the places really existed. But I think that the, the people, the characters, their characters and their, their archetypes. You know, some might be Jungian, for example, Jesus the hero. Right. But some are just basic archetypes. I think that the, they are stand ins for full disclosure. I know for a fact that there are demons that are real. Demons are real. The good and the bad. In Isaiah 45:7 they tell you this. God says, I created the good and the bad. I created the good and the evil. I created the light and the dark. I, the Lord do all these things. It makes sense. But I think they're in the Bible. They're just, they're trying to describe things they don't understand in a certain way.
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David Lee Corbo
I've had, I've had experiences, personal experiences, and mine's not unique. Right. You'll find plenty of these descriptives, but basically where I had no religious.
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Micah Dank
Is he gonna tell me about his anal probe experience right now?
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Top Lobster
Yeah, yeah, just.
- [88:37]
David Lee Corbo
I was going to, but if we don't, if we don't want to talk about the butt stuff, we don't have to talk about the butt stuff. I guess I'm more comfortable.
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Micah Dank
No, no, no, let me switch over.
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David Lee Corbo
To a different one. So basically I had an experience where I saw something and it fucked me up so bad that even though I wasn't a Christian and I'm still not a Christian, but I do have sort of a relationship with Christ because it was the only thing that saved me in that moment. Like it was this thing that wouldn't fucking go away. And my wife Saw it as well, My son saw it as well. It became a huge problem. And there's no shortage of people out there who invoke the name of Christ to rid themselves of these experiences. And so do you leave room in your worldview for the paranormal? It doesn't sound like you outright dismiss it. And you even said that it's your belief that there are no 100% exists.
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Micah Dank
It 100 exists.
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Top Lobster
So then why do they flee a.
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Micah Dank
Pretty well known demon.
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Top Lobster
Sorry, yeah, why would they flee at the name, at the name of Jesus? You know, if, if what? It's a Jesus.
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Micah Dank
Let me give you an example. Okay, let's talk about like an exorcism, for example. You know, why, if, if this is an astrology book or just a bunch of other things, why does that work? Why did you Jesus work? Let's even take it further. Why does Jesus come to so many people as they're dying? Why or when they die? When they come? And here's what I can explain best to my ability. He's an archetype. Jesus is an archetype. What did I just tell you before about slightly inverting something and changing its meaning, but the original, original meaning comes forth and that's, that's where the power is, right? The demons and the people who are, who, who are doing the exorcism, having the exam. It's called the placebo effect. There's a reason studies have to have them. In fact, when it comes to Jesus, the reason so many he come, if he's the Son, why does he come to so many people? Well, because you know what he looks like, because you've seen his picture constantly. And on top of which, a lot of beings that come to help you transition, remember your, your, your pineal gland leaks DMT into your body twice in life, well, more than twice, but only on two occasions. When you're sleeping in REM sleep every night, it causes you to dream. And as your body is shutting down and you're dying, your body gets flooded with dmt. Okay, it's a trip. But what happens is these entities come to help guide you to the next place and they come as family members or, or Jesus, as loved ones that you are comfortable with because people think it's a crutch, but people don't understand how deep and encoded and what they're really trying to tell you.
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David Lee Corbo
Are these the archons.
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Micah Dank
That I don't know.
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Top Lobster
Okay.
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David Lee Corbo
Because I do hear a lot of that, right? It's this idea that, and it's deeply Disturbing. It's like when you pass away that you're actually being deceived. When you're greeted by loved ones or by figures of Jesus. And that this light that they lead you into is this almost slave esque reincarnation loop. And I've, I've heard that and I've looked into that.
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Micah Dank
Yeah, that's, that's, that's what I've heard too. I've heard it even further. I've happened that the, the light is actually you coming out of your mother's vagina, as Trump would say, and seeing the light in the hospital room.
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Top Lobster
She had a cat named Vagina. I, I had a theory that run that ran through my head the other night. It's just, I was like, you know, you know that we have the phenomena, the cat name Vagina. Oh yeah, I've seen that. Yeah, it's, it's, it's great. We need him back on Twitter or X. But the thing that ran through my head was the idea of the NPC and how many there actually are. How many actual people are on Earth, like 8 billion or something like that. Whatever. Sounds kind of high. Like are there enough spirits or souls to occupy all these people? Or are, are we.
- [92:51]
Micah Dank
Let me put it to you this way.
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Top Lobster
Couple million, right?
- [92:54]
Micah Dank
You know, I've done, yeah, the NPC thing is a real thing. 100%, in fact 50%. They've been studies done. 50. Up to 50 freaking percent of the entire world's population does not have an inner monologue. And I made a video of this on my channel and I had someone email me and they were like, look, I am one of those people. This is how I go through my day to day. And I was like, holy, I'll send it to you, dude. It'll blow your mind.
- [93:30]
Top Lobster
Yeah, there's, there's a lot of people, a lot of people can't apple in their head. I think it's even, even higher. The ones that can't picture like what an apple would look like, it blows my mind. But yeah, so we're just, I, I get that feeling all the time where it's like we're just walking out here and these people are just place fillers. Like, and there's only a couple of us that keep on swapping souls until maybe we don't. I don't, I have no clue. Maybe there's only the way that 4, 000 of us.
- [93:59]
Micah Dank
I think that the people that piss people off the most, who go against the grain, who go against the norm, those People are real. But have you ever heard of the Dead Internet theory?
- [94:13]
Top Lobster
Yep. Yeah.
- [94:15]
Micah Dank
It's the same thing. It's the same thing with the Dead Internet theory. And you can't disprove the Dead Intimate Theory. It's such as fascinating. Guys. Guys who are listening. Yeah. So how the damage in Ethereum basically goes is they had this video game, right? And it was like a multiplayer game that you had to play with multiplayers, but, like, not enough people were playing it, so they just built these NPCs in the system to play along with you. And then what happens is they just kept making. We see this in Twitter and everything with the bots. We see it with the bots. You know, this. This isn't the real world. This isn't the real world.
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Top Lobster
Yeah. What I'm teaching is at some point, you know, at some point, it's just like bots playing with bots. And that's. I feel like we're getting real close to that. Especially when you drug up an entire society. Like probably like 70 of us are on some kind of pharmaceuticals.
- [95:01]
Micah Dank
Check this out. 50%. 50% of the only fans chicks are AI created by men for other men to whack off to. Why 50.
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Top Lobster
Wild.
- [95:14]
Micah Dank
50.
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Top Lobster
It's wild that.
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Micah Dank
That's.
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Top Lobster
That number is that low?
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Micah Dank
Yeah. Right.
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Top Lobster
I feel like. I feel like that number is higher.
- [95:21]
Micah Dank
Right. It's ridiculous, man.
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David Lee Corbo
I. I want to throw. I'm gonna continuously throw batshit crazy things at you, and you gotta tell me if this is too far. These are places that my mind goes, right? And these aren't my own theories. These are obviously just from things that I read and I piece together. But this idea that the 13 Greek gods were actually, you know, the. The same characters, the Fallen from the Bible, is that kind of too far? Do you not think that these were physical entities in any real sense, and that these are just allegories?
- [95:58]
Micah Dank
It's all the same story. You have King Arthur and the 12. You have the 12 zodiac signs, the 12 disciples, the 12 months of the year. It's. It's. It's always the same 13 as actually when you. So 13 is. It's. It's very complicated to explain. But what they'll tell you is that the reason 13 is so bad, or when you start diving into things, what you'll realize is that the Church eliminated the Knights Templar on October 13th. Friday the 13th, 1307. That's why 13 is unlucky. Right? What 13 really is, is the true zodiac. That's when you add a Few guess into it again, like, like there's many avenues to. Well, there's many avenues to take in the Bible. There's different sciences built into it. But the same way that you have what's known as Vedic or Sidereal astrology, that's sort of Eastern a little bit. That's when you add a few Khas into it. That's more of an accurate one. What we have is tropical astrology. That's what I'm teaching you guys. Now there are encoded some information from the 13th sign into the Bible. And I think I get into it. I can't really remember, but it's mostly 12. But that. That's where it comes from. That's, that's, that's where the 13 originates from the Knights Temple, October 13, 1307. And the 13th sign, that's where it comes in again. You just take something and you just pervert it.
- [97:26]
David Lee Corbo
So. All right, I, I want you to get back to your thing. I got one more retarded question for you though.
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Micah Dank
What these aren't retarded questions on what.
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David Lee Corbo
Are your thoughts on 9 11? Because we're just coming hot off the heels of the anniversary and you know, there's so many people that look at that as this giant symbolic ritual. I know a lot of people. I've heard somebody go on a tangent about how the towers represented the twins. What is it? Gemini is the twins. Am I right in there? And I don't know. I haven't gotten that stuff actually applies.
- [97:58]
Micah Dank
I think that people take astrology a little far sometimes just because what I really try to do, guys, is I'm explaining a very, very encoded, complicated subject that took me 11 years to get to this point in two hours. You know, that's what I'm trying to basically do.
- [98:19]
Top Lobster
However, I think, I think a good way to navigate this and I'm, I'm pretty sure that David would be down like we can go for, for a little while longer. But I think now that people have, now that you've laid the framework, at least on this show, I'm sure you've done it like hundreds of times. You've laid the framework. We can, we can do this discussion again and really like, yeah, touch, like continue through the PowerPoint, but also keep on keeping, keep on like touching on even current issues or things like. Because it is fascinating when you take, when you take your, your lens of life and put it over, over something, any. Anything. We have a question to. I'm, I'm so interested.
- [98:57]
Micah Dank
So what I've been doing so far? What I've been doing so far is giving you guys biblical passages. And the other thing that I really pride myself on, guys, is I try and make this very concrete, you know, because there are passages where I see certain things, and I'm like, I don't think that will resonate as hard. But I think that the examples that I give you can't argue. You know, like I told you, debunkmywork.com nobody's. I have 62 ancient holy texts that I've broken down with this cipher. 62. And they're all on my website again, no death threats, and nobody's made a rebunking video or anything. I try and just keep it, really. But what I've done so far is I've given you Bible examples. What I was gonna do next, or we could just save it for next time. Is. What I think I'll do is I'll go through the 12 signs again. So you guys are familiar with the keywords and everything. And then what I'll do next time is I will continue, because now I'm gonna get into the Book of Matthew, where I'm just gonna break down an entire book and show you how it's literally just looping around the Zodiac constantly. And then I start getting into historical information, and then I start getting into how entertainment uses it against us. It's wild.
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Top Lobster
I really want to.
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Micah Dank
And that's just my first.
- [100:14]
Top Lobster
I really want to hear that part. I really want to hear the entertainment part that's like, oh, my God, you saved that for third. For third, Micah. Jesus. You know what, man? We gotta get. We gotta.
- [100:25]
Micah Dank
You have to build the foundation. You gotta. You gotta. You know, a lot of people's heads are gonna explode. I know people are going to listen to this, rewind it a thousand times, pull out their Bible. Please do it. Please do it. You know, can you.
- [100:37]
Top Lobster
Can you run through. Can you run through Matthew with us real quick? I want to see. See what that looks like.
- [100:42]
Micah Dank
What I usually do is my first. What I usually do is there's 146 slides, and I break it down into two. The second half has more slides, but because there's the smaller information on it, I'll do the Book of Matthew. I'll show you this. So hold on. Oh, let's do this first. Let's get there. Give me. Give me two seconds. Okay, guys, you remember these questions I asked at the beginning?
- [101:12]
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
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Micah Dank
Okay. How Jesus was able to heal the blind? Well, in the Bible, they'll tell you that the man walked up to him and Jesus licked his fingers, touched his eyes and he was able to see. But the sun does the same thing too. Because when the sun is up right now, I can see, but when it goes down, I'm blind. The gift of sight. That's just the first example. How he walked on water in the Bible. This is a triple entendre, by the way. This is. This is how deep this goes. How he walked on water. Jesus walked on water. Well, the sun does too. Top, you ever go fishing or bury a body at sea and like, see the sun walking along the water?
- [101:51]
Top Lobster
Yeah, the second one.
- [101:53]
Micah Dank
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Right. And then Christos. So, guys, Jesus Christ was not his name. First of all, the letter J didn't even come into existence until the English language in 1524. It was the last letter to come in. The letter Z came in before them in Hebrew. When you use the word.
- [102:15]
David Lee Corbo
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Micah Dank
Purchase@birchstore.com the letter J. Like Jonathan or, or Jacob. In Hebrew it's Yonatan and Yaakov, it's a Y. In Spanish it's an H. Jesus, Right? That's what it is. But because the Jews wrote the New Testament in Greek, they called him Jesus Christ. And it's again, his name wasn't even Jesus Christ. It was. They'll say it was Yeshua. Yeshua is the. Is the Hebrew word for Joshua. And they don't even call him that because when he's born they call him Emmanuel. So they're all over the place.
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Top Lobster
But yeah, what the hell does that mean?
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Micah Dank
Christos, Right. His name was not Jesus Christ. His parents were not Mary Christ and Joseph Christ. Christos is a Title. And by title, I mean in Greek, which is what the New Testament was written in. Christos means oil or anointed one. And let me ask you a question for the third example. What happens when you put oil on water?
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Top Lobster
Yeah, it walks, stays in the service.
- [104:15]
Micah Dank
This is a triple entendre, guys. How we turned water into wine. I'm going to explain this to you guys, because now, now that we understand the 12 signs, we understand the process, the hero's journey and things of that nature. Now, how we turned water into wine, this is a process. Now, the reason God is considered a man, and this is where its origination comes from, this is. This is the bar. This is the beginning of it. This is where it comes from. The reason God is always considered male and Earth, Mother Earth is considered female, has to do with one thing. And this is so ancient, I can't even put a timeline on it. It has to do with the rain, the sacred fluid. In Hebrew, the word is sheen. We get the word semester semen from it. So think about this metaphorically. God's semen comes on Mother Earth or in Mother Earth. And then plants and food and vegetables and. And flowers and things grow, right? So what happens in Taurus? As above. So below, you look up and you see the bowl. Put the plow on the bowl, you plant. You plant the grape seeds and then pick again. April showers bring May flowers. It's always been like that, right? So it rains and it rains and it rains. And then in Libra, pick the grapes and you turn it into wine. That's how you turn water into wine. In fact, why he had 12 disciples. We went into that. Let me give you a couple more examples, right? So I already told you that Judas was Scorpio, the betrayer with the kiss. John the Baptist would be Aquarius, the man with the water pitcher baptizing everyone. Gemini, the twins would be Thomas, Didymus. In Hebrew, ta Ohm or palm means twin. Whereas in Greek, Didymus means twin. So I've given you three examples. Now, the fourth one that I go into, this is a little harder for people to pick up. But this is why I saved this for last. You have Simon Peter right now, my name is Micah. People call me Mike or Mickey, if you know me forever or whatever. Thomas is Tom, Ronald is Ron. These make sense. These are shortened versions of it. Simon to Peter doesn't make sense. Unless you understand astrology and why it was done. There is no logical reason Simon should become Peter.
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David Lee Corbo
However, Wait, Peter is. Is. Is short for Simon or is A nickname for Simon.
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Micah Dank
No, no, no. His name was Simon and Jesus called him Peter.
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David Lee Corbo
Got you.
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Micah Dank
Okay, okay.
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Top Lobster
Sounds like an thing to do.
- [106:55]
Micah Dank
It is an energy, but you have to understand astrology.
- [106:57]
David Lee Corbo
Okay, I don't like that name. You know what, your name. I'm gonna give you a new name.
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Micah Dank
Right? What is. What is.
- [107:03]
Top Lobster
Give you a better name.
- [107:04]
Micah Dank
Peter is a fisherman. That was his job. What's the sign of the fish?
- [107:12]
Top Lobster
Pisces.
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Micah Dank
And what is the ruling planet of Pisces? I didn't go over this with you, but it's Jupiter or Jew. Peter. It's just a play on words. So I'm not going to go into all 12 of the zodiac signs, but I just gave you four examples. Why he was betrayed with a kiss by Judas. We did that. While he was dead for three days, we did that. Why is his birthday on December 25th. We did that. I told you I'd explain it all. All. It's all astrology, guys. From the astrological lens of the Bible.
- [107:38]
Top Lobster
Now what all this. What if all this is real? What if. What if this is astrologically correct? I mean, it is, but what if this has actually been acted out like, as like a sign of like double power or something?
- [107:54]
Micah Dank
I don't see that's what a lot of Christians are going to struggle with. A lot of Christians are going to be like, I could follow you. I get it. I follow you. It makes a lot of sense. But what if this is just a literal. What if this is just playing out? And what I'll tell you is that I go through in my other video, 62 or just a bunch of different. Everything from the Egyptians, the Sumerians. I already told you, Sinai is sin. AI. I already told you that Moses took most. They borrow from previous. The story of Noah and the ark that people love, love to say that Ron Wyatt found the ark and like that, right? The story of Noah's Ark is literally ripped from the Epic of Gilgamesh down to the wire to the point where he sends a bird out and the bird comes back with a branch to show land is there. So these are literally taken from previous stories. This is why. Because you can trace all this information from previous things.
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David Lee Corbo
So do you think that this whole instance of finding Noah's Ark on the mountaintop, Remember they supposedly found remains of a.
- [109:01]
Micah Dank
Of an ark in Turkey, Mount Ararat. Ron Wyatt. Yeah, I want to know why Ron Wyatt was able to find Noah's Ark, why he was able to find chariots and horse bones in the Red Sea. Why he was able to find sulfur balls of pure sulfur somewhere in Israel. You know.
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David Lee Corbo
What do you suspect is happening there?
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Micah Dank
I think it's nonsense. I think he's a hack. He's a very convincing hack. He's a very convincing hack. So do you guys want me. Yeah, sorry.
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David Lee Corbo
When it comes to the. The. The flood mythos in particular, you know, you have people like Graham Hancock and Randall Carlson, and they're showing you the water erosion on the Sphinx.
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Micah Dank
And to them, do they also tell you. Does he also tell you that at the age that the Sphinx was made, right. 12, 000 years ago, with the water erosion, his theory with that. Did he also tell you that the Sphinx, which is a lion, was facing the constellation Leo at the time, as above subalop.
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David Lee Corbo
Yeah, he. That is what he said, right?
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Top Lobster
Or.
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David Lee Corbo
Or something to that extent. What do you make of the. The water erosion and the length of time that it would have taken? Because, you know, I'm remembering peripherally, but it was something like the amount of rainfall was unprecedented and would have been, you know, of biblical proportions. The amount of water that it was subjected to.
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Micah Dank
It would have been the melting of the Dries.
- [110:40]
David Lee Corbo
The Younger Dryas.
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Micah Dank
It would have been the melting of that. And that makes complete sense. The Sphinx, because it was in sand, the back of it should be coarse, like what happens when you run sandpaper over something for a short period of time. Imagine eons of doing that. But it's smooth because of the water and because it was buried.
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Top Lobster
Well, when you run sandpaper over something, it does smooths it out. Yeah. I mean, depending on the. The grit grain.
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Micah Dank
You're right, that was probably a bad example, but I guess I was just.
- [111:13]
Top Lobster
You're the opposite. I just debunked your.
- [111:18]
Micah Dank
Debunk my dot com. Yeah.
- [111:24]
Top Lobster
So can we. Can we run through just a little bit of the Book of Matthew? Because I. I do have to go in a couple of minutes, but I'm. I'm interested. This. This next subject here.
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Micah Dank
All right.
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David Lee Corbo
Oh, and before we go, before we do wrap it up, I want to get Micah's just. Just his thoughts on this. What's going on with Mexico? Because like you said earlier, top. I'm interested in the lens he sees through. Sees things through. And so I'd be interested in if you think it's a hoax, if you think it's. If you think there's some validity to it. But we'll get to that after the Matthew thing.
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Micah Dank
Okay? All right. Now this is. You guys didn't ask this Question, but I'm going to answer it anyway because some people who are watching right on this science, the 12 signs and how I explained it only works for people in the northern hemisphere, and there is a reason for that. The Egyptians, Jews, Christians, Sumerians, Muslims are all based out of the northern hemisphere. For example, June 21, the summer solstice is actually the winter solstice in Australia, New Zealand, much of South Africa and South America. So if our holy texts that have survived came from the south, like, let's say South Africa, it would be reversed.
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Top Lobster
Does that make interesting. Yeah, yeah.
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Micah Dank
Okay. So. So. But it doesn't stop there. It's not just random passages in the Bible that could be decoded this way. We're going to go through the entire book of Matthew to show how deep this runs. This is not going to be that long. So we'll stop after this because to be honest with you, I usually stop after the book of Matthew because I have to break this into two. So Matthew 3:2. What I've done is I put a zodiac sign on the left and I've highlighted it in red so you know where you're looking at. Matthew 3:2, Repent of your sins and turn to God, for the kingdom of heaven is near. Each gospel begins at one of the four major points of the zodiac. I didn't explain this to you guys yet, but you have. You have the zodiac wheel in the middle of it, straight line down. Those are the solstices, These are the equinox. It forms the cross. It's the cross that God's son carries and is crucified on and then later comes back to life. So the kingdom of heaven is Leo, whose ruling planet is the sun. This is the only sign that the sun rules over. The closest of the four points is June 21, which is cancer, which I've highlighted. This is where the gospel starts. Now, this is the firmament, right? It's the line between them, between Cancer and Leo. It's the beginning of the kingdom. There's a saying in the Bible that says the firmament shows God's handiwork. The firmans are the dividing lines between signs. Now the next passage, Matthew 3:4. John's clothes were woven from coarse camel hair and he wore a leather belt around his waist for food. He ate locusts and wild honey. So for me, the camel hair and the locusts stand out. But if we take the most famous drawing of a man, Leonardo da Vinci's Vitruvian man, and superimpose it onto the zodiac, we can make sense of this. Now some people are going to say to me that Da Vinci's Vitruvian man wasn't around when the Zodiac came out. And I'm saying I could honestly use a dog from Paw Patrol. As long as it's in this, the way it's lined up. See what I've done here? Now, Cancer being the head, is why he eats the wild honey. Get it? In Cancer, there is a star cluster called the Beehive Cluster. Bees produce honey. Now, Leviticus 11. What is clean or unclean to eat? All flying insects that walk on all fours are to be regarded as unclean by you. There are, however, some flying insects that walk on all fours that you may eat those that have jointed legs for hopping on the ground. Of those you may eat any kind of locust. So there it is. Katydid cricket or grasshoppers. So, guys, a pound of grasshoppers is three times as nutritious as a pound of beef. When the elites are trying to get you to eat bugs, it's biblical. They're ripping it from it. Just know where it comes from. Guys, we were just thinking we were in Leo right at the start. Now we're in Cancer. That's a pattern because those are connecting signs. Now we're in Gemini. Now we're three signs in a row. A little lower down on the bodies, the clothes made out of camel hair or Camelopar Dallas, which is in Gemini. It is a constellation called Camelo Pardalis. It is broken down into two words, Camelos for camel and Pardalis means leopard. The camel leopard. That's the constellation the ancients used to call the giraffe Camelotalis because they looked at this weird looking thing with spots. It was 40ft tall and they're like, that's a camel leopard. That's what they basically said. So that's where that is. So now we have three signs in a row. Now we have four signs in a row because we're in Taurus. Moving a little lower on the body, you get his midsection, which is where he would wear a belt. Taurus represents the bull and the female is the cow, which is where you would get the leather from. Regarding the belt. Orion's belt sits between Taurus and Gemini. Next would be the baptism. So how are we going to go from the beginning of Leo, where we were, to a water sign to signify the baptism? You would go across the zodiac cross signs, or opposing signs, as they are, is what they are known as. Here we see how it jumps from one firmament to the other. The man with the water pitcher in Aquarius is personified as John the Baptist with the water. It is important to note too that John the Baptist and Jesus are always exactly six months apart. When you think about the fact that Jesus is born on December 25 and rises a degree a day, then that must mean that John the Baptist is born on June 25 and decrease a degree a day. This is why in John 3:30, John says he must increase, but I must decrease. And guess what? It's also when St. John's Day is June 24, six months from Jesus. So the next story is the Temptation of Jesus. So we're going back to the cancer Leo. Firm. I didn't explain this to you guys yet, but does this make sense to you? Cancer is the crab or the scarab. Leo is the lion. Right. So if I'm in Cancer, I can only talk about Cancer. If I'm in Leo, I can only talk about Leo. But if I'm on the firmament and I'm making a connection, I could talk about either. Does that make sense?
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Top Lobster
Yep. Sure.
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David Lee Corbo
You're in between.
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Micah Dank
Yes. Okay, perfect. Now the next story is the Temptation of Jesus. So we're going back to the cancerly affirmative of July 24th. This one is simple. He's tempted for 40 days, so count. 40 days from July 24th takes you to September 2nd. What is September 2nd? Right in the middle of Virgo. The lady with the wheat stalk. Right. But what's the next passage? Matthew 4, 3. The devil says, if you are the Son of God, tell these stones to become loaves of bread. Here we see mention of the bread, which tells you that the sun is in Virgo. The next passage, Matthew 5, 17 and 22. I did not come to abolish the law. And if you are even angry with someone, you are subject to judgment. Well, that's Libra. Now those are connecting signs. Matthew 7, 15 and 16. Beware of false prophets who come disguised as harmless sheep. There it is. And can pick. And can you pick grapes from the thorn bushes? That's 5, 7. That's 7, 15 and 16. They mentioned the sheep. That's Ram and Aries, or baby Ram. And the grapes are Libra. Once again, these are opposing signs. So always with the patterns moving along. Matthew 13. Later that same day, Jesus left the house and sat beside the lake. The story now moves from Libra to the barrier between Aquarius and Pisces, as he is right beside the laker. The two water signs, its cross sign is the Leo Virgo firmament. As it's across from Virgo, the wheat stalks the. The grains. Is it ironic that the next parables from Jesus are the wheat and the weeds, the mustard seed and the yeast, and then he gives you the fishing net parable. So we literally just go back across the wheel again to Aquarius, Pisces. And since it's touching Pisces, you could talk about the fish. Emini is the sign of two men, technically twins. However, there's just a short mention of brothers in this next passage. He's just the carpenter's son. And we know Mary, his mother, and his brother James, Joseph, Simon, and Judas. This ends at the firmament of Gemini and Cancer. So Gemini is a sign of two men, twins, brothers. Right, but we can still talk about Gemini if it's at the firm between Gemini and Cancer. Well, this is interesting because if you take the firmament of Gemini Cancer and you follow it to its cross sign, again making a distinct pattern, it's the. It's the firmament of Sagittarius, Capricorn. That's December 21st. Do you guys remember what December 21st represents in the mythology? It's the death. It's the day the sun dies. It's the winter solstice. So what is the next. It's the very next passage. It's the death of John the Baptist. You guys starting to see how this works?
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Top Lobster
Yeah.
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Micah Dank
Okay. As I've mentioned previously, death comes at the end of Sagittarius. The ferment of Sagittarius, Capricorn, and the Gemini Cancer are opposing signs. So I just pulled, paused, and I threw a sentence in there that doesn't belong in the Bible. Just to show you how this works. If I say to you the rulers were divided between war and love, it split the land in half. You could read that as a literal translation. Or. The ruling planet of Aries is Mars, who's the God of war. The ruling planet of Libra is Venus, who is the goddess of love. There's your war in love. And look, if you connect it, it splits the zodiac or the land in half. This is how they encode their deep metaphor. Matthew 14, 17 and 32. But we only have five loaves of bread and two fish. The bread and the fish are opposing signs in the zodiac. Pisces, the two fish, and Virgo, the lady with the wheat sock. That's a pattern. And again, Pisces is the two fish, which is why Jesus fed the masses with two fish. This is the cross of God's Son. This is what I was talking about. When you cross the solstices in the equinoxes, we were just in Virgo. And now next is Libra, which is law, wine and oil, remember? What stories do we get now? The stories of the temple tax, the unforgiving debtor, divorce and marriage, and the parable of the vineyard worker. So all the law stuff and the wine stuff. Next is Scorpio, the betrayer. This is where Judas betrays Jesus with the kiss. So we went from Virgo to Libra to Scorpio. So now we just made a pattern in the Bible of three signs in a row. And then what happens in Sagittarius? The death. Right here's where Jesus is crucified on the cross. Now a lot of Christians are going to sit there and tell me that Jesus wasn't born on December 25th. He was born during the feast of the tabernacles. He was born on 9, 11. He was born during Passover. He was. Whatever you want to throw at me. And I'm going to tell you that's fine. That's your interpretation. I'm giving you the science behind it. This is the astrology that makes it. Now I'm going to end with this. Astrology is a language. It, if you understand this language, the sky speaks to you. And guys, that's the first half of my presentation.
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David Lee Corbo
You said that's the first half.
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Top Lobster
That's the first third.
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Micah Dank
Well, yeah, but it goes. It goes a little quicker at this point.
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David Lee Corbo
So I can definitely see that there is some sort of. You said it before, right? The Bible is alchemical. It's many different things. There's so many different ways to interpret it. There's so many different codes kind of within it. And I can definitely see that you've established well enough that there is certainly an astrological code within the Bible. And so. And I guess that's why this is only one third of your work. Top. Do you have any thoughts on what the hell just happened to us?
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Top Lobster
This is my. This is like my third time of this happening to me. So a part of. Part of me is watching your screen.
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Micah Dank
Different when we're talking direct, right?
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Top Lobster
It is. It is different because. Yeah, there are times when I have listened to this. Like, I think it was. I was driving a truck, probably both times, listening to you talk with a.
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Micah Dank
It's better if you watch it because I. I made a PowerPoint because a lot of people are visual learners, you know.
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Top Lobster
Yeah. You know, but as. As a truck driver, like the best I could do is just. Is listen. But there are times where I wanted to, like, interject and, you know, being on, being on shows, sometimes I feel like I can interject. I'm like, oh, I get. I'm like, I'm in my car by myself. But so it has been, it's been, it's been interesting, like, being able to talk to you and joke with you about this stuff and, and kind of like pick on the parts that I, that I wasn't sure of what you were talking about. Really interesting watching, watching David hear this, Hear this for probably the first time. But, yeah, I enjoy this. I enjoy this topic.
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Micah Dank
Let me, Let me give you an. David, let me give you an anatomical explanation, okay? When you said, I have a relationship with Christ, Christ is in all of us, all of us. His story is the hero's journey that we all go through. His story that he is children of God or he's the son of God, we are all a part of God. And I explain them later. But I want you to think about this. There's a centripetal cell, your heart, not your heart. There's a centripetal cell in your body. It is the absolute midpoint of your body. The ancients knew this. Once a month, it releases an oil. This is the Christ. What happens is the Christ makes its way to your spinal column, right? All 33 bones. That's why there's 33 degrees in masonry. Because at the top level on the 33rd, that's right at the base of your skull. That's where your pineal gland sits. So what happens is the sacred oil travels up the Jordan river, which is your spinal fluid, up Jacob's Ladder, the 33 bones, where it's resurrected, or it rests in your pineal gland, and you have a resurrection. That's when you get to go see God. That's when you trip. That's when you're on. On DMT or mushrooms. I don't know if you guys have ever read Mushroom in the Cross, but it explains how hallucinogenics were built into the Bible too. But that's what it basically is. That's. It goes there and it just. This is why I tell people, never do ecstasy, because you'll never be able to have gnosis, because what ecstasy does is it dries out your spinal column or your spinal fluid. So that's what it basically does. In fact, they tell you this. Jesus is crucified between two thieves, your left hemisphere and your right hemisphere of your brain. What's in the middle. Your pineal gland. Where is he crucified? In Golgotha. What does Golgotha translate to? The place of the skull. It's all there.
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David Lee Corbo
You know, it's really crazy because a lot of people will tell you, you know, outside of atheism, that there's an intelligent design to all this. And I think what you just laid out shows people that not only is there an intelligent design to all this, it is far more intelligent than anybody gives it credit to.
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Micah Dank
Very much what I try and tell people is, look, I have. I don't have. My problem with, like, the Jews, the Christian, and again, I grew up Jewish. My problem with the Jews, the Christians, and the Muslims is not that they're trying to be spiritual. It's that they're taking this stuff literally. And they don't even know. They don't. They can't even. Fat. Like. I just. I just. I just shared with you guys how deep it is. I didn't go. I went to one topic. I've been studying it 11 years. You have to study all of those topics just as long to figure it out. It is that intense. It is that deep. You know, the Bible is the most incredible book, but it's not original. It's. It's borrowed. It's the same stories. Solomon, right? I get. I go into this. In this. In the second part of the presentation with you. Solomon was not a real person. He's three names for the sun, soul, which is sun in Latin. Om, if you've ever read the Upanishads, om is the syllable of the light, of the sun, and on is the city of light. In. In Alexandria, on was the city of light. This is why when you go into a bedroom, it stays with us. You have to turn the lights on to become enlightened, because everything is spiritual. It's soul on. You talk about, for example, like, Samson and Delilah, right? This is where knowing Hebrew helps, right? Samson was called Shimshan. That was his name. Well, Shimshan translates to little son. So Samson is the little son and Delilah. The root word in Hebrew of Delilah is lila, which means night. So what happens in the story? She betrays him. He goes blind, right? It's the story of the night overtaking the day. Each biblical story is just a different way of encoding how the sun goes through the 12 songs.
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David Lee Corbo
So I know tops, got to get sliding soon. So I have to ask the question, and you can give me the abridged version if you like. Micah, these Mexican aliens. What's going on? Are they sandcastles or are they real? Dude, in your opinion, I'm not expecting you to know, but like, I don't.
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Micah Dank
Get too much into aliens, but I will tell you that something did happen in Roswell in 47 because we had a burst of crazy technology come out in the subsequent years after that. You know, I mean, Jimmy Carter himself, while he was running for president, said he had an alien encounter and people were like, okay, you know, nobody gave a. Are they real? Yes. They're not demons. Demons do exist. Aliens are not demons. There are malevolent ones and there are benevolent ones. You know, this is what my book series explains. Like, I, I go into all this stuff. Stuff I go into 20 different esoteric sciences, all sorts of conspiracies, hidden knowledge. My book series is called into the Rabbit Hole. In fact, people who are listening, if you go to debunkmywork.com, everything I've ever done is on there. All my social media, there's a way to email me. At the bottom, there's my YouTube channel where I go into all sorts of stuff and you can buy my book series, into the Rabbit Hole. And that's what it is. It's a rabbit hole. It basically mirrors real life. I predicted the pandemic in 2017, and my book came out in 2020 to prove it in book four. Let me give you, let me give you guys the idea. Remember how I told you I taught in fiction? There's a Japanese jellyfish called the Irukandji jellyfish. I don't know if you guys have ever heard of it, but it's a very unique type of jellyfish and it's only found on this one specific island in Japan. It's unique because when a jellyfish bites you or stings you, what do you usually do if the. Pee on it or get something on it or whatever. When this jellyfish stings you in Japan, it leaves you with an impending sense of doom to the point where people have been going to their doctors begging them to kill them because they're terrified or frightened. They're horrified. So what the elites do is they take this protein that does this and they put it in the global mandated flu vaccine, which I wrote in 2017. And this is how I tell truth. This is how I tell people. And what I basically did with the Bible, I do with hidden knowledge and hidden information.
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Top Lobster
It's fucked up, man.
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David Lee Corbo
That's a, that's a, that's a yes on the aliens.
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Top Lobster
It's a strong maybe, but. All right, listen, guys. I think that's a. That's a good spot to. To put a pin in this one. Until next time, Micah. So they can find you. Tell them your websites, tell them your socials and all that.
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Micah Dank
Because I do enjoy work Dot com, guys. I have a breakdown of every single ancient holy text on my website. I have links to my YouTube. I have links to my social media. I have a way to email me. It's all on my website, debunkmywork.com.
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Top Lobster
All right, David, Gonna plug real quick.
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David Lee Corbo
Once again, guys, I am David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven. You can go and watch the Ravens Watch at the Ravens watch on YouTube. I'm also on Instagram. You can find me on Rumble, Spotify, all that good stuff. And if you want to talk, head over to Twitter. Find me at David. Underscore, Lee. Underscore Corbo. And I just want to thank Micah for his time. That was awesome, brother.
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Micah Dank
Thank you.
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Top Lobster
Hell, yeah.
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Micah Dank
Yeah.
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Top Lobster
Thank you, man. Again, top lobster. You know, you can find me. Micah, thank you so much for coming on. I know there's been a couple times, but we'll. We'll. We'll do this again and. And go a little bit deeper this next time, but, yeah, I enjoyed this.
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Micah Dank
Let me know. Let me know how people react to this.
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Top Lobster
For sure. You'll see them. They will. They're cursing you out, but you'll. You'll see how they react.
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Micah Dank
Yeah.
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Top Lobster
All right, guys. Peace out. Okay, we're back. Yeah. So what did you think about this episode? Like, we're. You were going on a tangent about something. I stopped you.
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Micah Dank
Yeah.
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Top Lobster
I didn't listen to it. So we listened to all two hours. And what did you think?
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David Lee Corbo
Well, so. Yeah. Yeah. Very New Agey. Right. Very gnostic, very triggering. I. I suppose if you're an audience member who's used to us championing Jesus Christ and. And looking at the conspiratorial world through the biblical lens, this would have been very jarring. I. Well, maybe it wasn't as jarring as. As I remember, but, you know, there's a lot of things he. It was an information dump. I remember that.
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Top Lobster
Like, PowerPoint. He was like, all right, everybody shut up. I got this PowerPoint that I'm gonna run through, and it's a thousand pages, so sit down. And we're like, we don't even know how this show. He didn't know. That's why he wants to come on again, to get through the rest of it. But I was like, man, that was two hours.
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David Lee Corbo
Right, Right.
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Top Lobster
Yeah, and he basically told me Jesus was fake. And I was like, yeah, I don't know, I don't know.
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David Lee Corbo
Two hours with a PowerPoint presentation on why Jesus was fake. Well, you know what's funny about this though? So we had already done an episode together, you and I, and this was actually the sort of the product of that moment that I've talked about on air before where I'm in New Orleans with my wife on vacation and you call me while I'm in the hotel room and you say we should take a crack at, you know, making a show together. So our first run of that would have been this episode that you just heard that was birthed out of that conversation that we had while I was in New Orleans. So, you know, it's, it's just interesting that that, like I said before the show, we started in such a strange place. And I wouldn't say that I have an aversion to discussing these things. It's just like a lot of these, these concepts are things that I've already explored and then come out the other end of believing that Jesus Christ was real. And so I don't have too much of a desire to go back and visit these things. That being said, Mika is a wealth of information. I mean, anybody that's going to make a two hour PowerPoint presentation, you know, there's, there's going to be some nuggets of truth and some value in there, and I'm sure that this was an example of that. But there are some things that I have some contention with, which is, you know, his idea that like Jesus represents the sun moving through the zodiac signs. The 12 disciples equal the 12 zodiac signs. The crucifixion and resurrection is the sun dying on December 21st, the winter solstice, and then being reborn on December 25th. And of course, you know, that goes back to sort of zeitgeist. It's like the sun rests on the celestial crux, so he's crucified and then after three days he's resurrected, meaning the days get longer, starting the 25th. Well, for those of you who have been following along on Nephilim Death Squad, I don't think that those things discount Christ. I think that I know this is old hat, so you guys have probably heard this before, but it's relevant to this, this episode that we just released, that the nature of reality is fractal and Jesus Christ is a central figure to this reality that we're experiencing. And so I would expect to see as much as I Expect to see the Fibonacci sequence on a microscopic level. And on a macro level, I would expect to see some. Some nod to Christ one way or. Or another. So this comes back to that narrative that I've been running where it's like, oh, you tell me. We have 33 vertebrae in the spine, and Jesus Christ lived for 33 years, and we secrete an oil in our spine called Christos, and if we can somehow, through a meditative process, migrate that oil to our pineal gland or something like that, we achieve enlightenment, we become an ascended master, and then people reduce Jesus Christ to just that, an ascended master. And I think that these things are true, but they're riddled with lies, they're misinterpreted. It's like, just because these things exist, I can't confirm whether or not there's a oil in your spine called Christos. But you can observe these celestial phenomenon of, you know, the sun resting on the celestial crux in the. In the night sky and. Or in the. In the sky, rather. You could see these things, and so they're definitively true. But does that mean that Jesus Christ is strictly allegorical then? And. And I don't think that that's the case. So. I don't know, man. What do you. What did you think of the episode?
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Top Lobster
Yes, it was just a lot of the same thing. Like, I was kind of, again, this is our first time really running through this. So I'm, like, befuddled as he's just, like, trampling with, like. It was a PowerPoint. So he's like, look at this picture. Look at that picture. This is what I. This is the study. This is. And he's more like, this is what it is.
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David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
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Top Lobster
And I'm like, I don't know. Like, I'm looking at this stuff and it's like, it's pretty compelling. So he says, like, you know, The Bible has 10 hidden sciences. Astrology, numerology, alchemy, all these things. And. And then he goes, therefore the people who wrote it wrote it along these lines specifically. And I'm like, maybe. But it's like, again, it's like the egg. Like, what comes first, the chicken or the egg?
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David Lee Corbo
Right.
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Top Lobster
Does. Is. Is one done intentionally or is this. You know, if the Bible is inspired by God, then yeah, it does have these things. So all of your entire PowerPoint kind of makes a. It's like a profession of the amazement that we should have when reading this thing, because all this stuff is incorporated in it. And Mika doesn't agree with that. Mika is also Jewish, so he has his own, you know, preconceptions about it, which are like, I think they're interesting to have. Like, it's interesting to think of that coming into the event. We didn't know a lot of this stuff coming into this. This was our. And I don't want to trash Mika. Like, he's. No, he's lying.
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David Lee Corbo
I didn't know m. Coming into this at all. And, and even since then, you know, I have correspondence with him on Twitter. I like him a lot. You know, to me, I don't really harbor resentment when people have like a different ideology than me. If the connective tissue between us is we're like, seeking the truth. Because I've been wrong in the past and I'll be wrong in the future too. And I'm probably wrong about a lot of things right now. So, you know, I'm not saying that I, I dislike Mika or anything like that. And in fact, I actually have a lot of admiration for him because it is, you can tell it's a, It's a long. Excuse me. It's a, It's a long time of gathering information. I believe at some point he said like 30 years or something like that. I, you know, maybe let's take him at his word. If it's 30 years, like, yeah, I have reverence for that. 30 years of, of sleuthing through data and trying to find the truth in that way. You know, he's a kindred spirit of ours. But, you know, I. That's just the deviation point. Just comes to. He believes that that means Christ wasn't real, and I don't see evidence for that. And, and on the topic. Top of this. Go ahead.
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Top Lobster
Something, Something interesting that I kind of came across recently was so one of the things he said about Judas, so him betraying Jesus with the kiss that represents the astrological sign Scorpio, and that's the betrayer symbolizing the sting of the scorpion. But there's not rumors, but there's some. His, like, there's some evidence that Judas might have been part of this order called the Sakari. Have you heard of that?
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David Lee Corbo
No, I've not heard of that.
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Top Lobster
I know. So, so Sakari kind of resembles the word scorpion, but it's this order of assassins, basically. And at the time they were opposing the Roman government and they wanted. He. It's assumed that he wanted Jesus to. I guess it's kind of like the, the Jewish, the Jewish idea of the Messiah where he's going to come and rule as a king. So, yeah, the rumors are that Judas, part of his. The reason why he betrayed Jesus was not just for a couple pieces of silver. It's because he was expecting Jesus to usurp. Usurp the. The Roman Empire and be king. And he didn't.
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David Lee Corbo
Oh, that's interesting. Yeah. Right here. The name Iscariot identified Judas with the Sakari, or the dagger men, a group of Jewish rebels who opposed Roman occupation.
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Top Lobster
And they go around stabbing, like, stabbing Roman guards and stuff like that. They were like. They were assassins. So Sakari kind of bears resemblance to this idea of Scorpio. So it's not just one thing, which is amazing. So it's like, it's shown in. In astrology, but it's also shown in history. And, like, we're dealing with Sicaris right now. Sicario, that's a. Like a cartel hitman. We were talking about that on our episode with Clint just recently. That should be released to you guys in a day or so. So I don't know. I was just thinking about that part. I'm like, it's not just one thing. The Bible is many things. It's manifested. But right off the bat, he says that the Bible religious stories are metaphorical and not literal.
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David Lee Corbo
Right.
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Top Lobster
And he. He bases his entire argument on that. This show has been. I think. I think we did the right thing. We heard what he said. We also said, yeah, we should have you on for a second time. And then I think we both went separately. We went our own separate ways and thought, I don't think so. And it's not that, like, I don't want to talk to you again. But I said, I don't think you're right. I don't think that it's metaphorical completely. I've been thinking that my whole life. And I read the book and I wanted to discard it because it was metaphorical. When I started to read it and say, this stuff is literal, it makes a whole lot more sense. And, I don't know, my life makes a whole lot more sense. If I behave in such a way where, you know what, these stories are real.
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David Lee Corbo
It's kind of like. So if you look at the Wesley Huff episode with. With Joe Rogan, the argument that he makes for Jesus Christ being a real person to me was almost final in its. In the way that he presented it. Like, there was, in my mind, no doubt that Jesus Christ was a real person.
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Top Lobster
Yeah. So Mika says that Jesus was based on Caesar Borgia, you know, and he's an actual historical figure yeah.
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David Lee Corbo
And it's like, if you look at the. I can understand what he's saying, but then you have to explain to me the Shroud of Turin and. Yeah, and to me, when we had Jacob and Jonathan of Cult of Conspiracy on, they steel manned the. Out of the Shroud of Turin to the extent that I don't think that there's, you know, there's always room for doubt and discussion on the topic, but seems pretty valid in. In my opinion. And so imagine, like the book. I mean, I'm sorry, the song Stairway to Heaven. You know how that song. There you go. And that's the evil, like, AI.
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Top Lobster
Yeah, this is it. I pulled up an AI version of what the Shroud of Turin would look like if they. They generated his face off of the. The markings, the blood marks and the stains that are left on that. That shroud. And it does look like Caesar Borgia a little bit. So maybe he just looked like him. I don't know.
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David Lee Corbo
I don't know.
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Top Lobster
But whatever.
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David Lee Corbo
When it comes to the Stairway to Heaven, that song is infamous for when you play it in reverse, it becomes the Stairway to Hell, right? And it's. It's like all this satanic messaging and it's like. Well, do you think that they set out to create a song that when sang backwards, is also another song? Like, no, probably not. Right. So you have to say that, like, they were guided by something spiritual.
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Top Lobster
In my song, that song was, if I recall correctly. I know that Jimmy Page sat down and he recorded, you know, like the riff, One Shot. Recorded it right away, like one take. And this guy's a studio musician, so he's going to take, you know, he'll take a lot of takes to record something. All of his stuff is meticulously clean and well placed. I. I'm not a fan of his work because of that. I like more free form, like a guitar solo that has a little bit of imperfection in it. But he recorded that song in one take. And then Robert Plant took, I think not even the night write the rest of the song.
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David Lee Corbo
Interesting.
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Top Lobster
So that. And they did it. They might have done this in, like, Alistair Crowley's house. I don't quote me on this. Let's. Let's look that up. But keep.
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David Lee Corbo
Keep vamping, man, while you do that. I think that. So Juan Ayala came on the show one time and he talked about how the Bible is a living document, in his opinion. And he said, like, not only is it historical, but it's also alchemical. And there's also, like, Numerological codes in it and things of that nature. And a lot of people get really uppity when you start to explore that idea. But I've seen a lot of evidence for there being much more than like a, a historical account in the Bible. And they even call it like the living word of God. Right? That's what the Bible is called. So living beings are, are very dynamic. The idea that the writers, the authors would have set out to, to tell their stories, but that somehow through the amalgamation of their writings, something else would emerge, another layer, perhaps something that makes the book more dynamic. I'm open to that. So when in the, in the show notes here we have this discussion with Mika where he says The Bible contains 10 hidden sciences, astrology, numerology, alchemy, metaphysics, etc. You know, I can't remember exactly what he said, so I'm not going to say that he's correct across those fronts. But I also don't have that knee jerk reaction where I recoil when somebody tells me that there's something more hidden to the Bible. I go, well, I mean, if the Bible is truly the word of God, then you would imagine that it, it does have some dynamic that, that ascends beyond just a piece of literature. So, and I think that one Ayala did a pretty good job of laying that out, probably the first time we would have had him on the show. So I'm not, I'm not opposed to that. There's a lot of these ideas that Micah has, I'm not opposed to. It's just, you know, the nature of them and how he uses some of them to dismiss some of our, my core beliefs. I, I don't, I don't think that that is easily done. And so, you know, it's, it's one of those things where I find that often in the New Age movement, it's like, is there numerology in this realm? It's like, yeah, it does seem like there's numerology. Is it a good thing? Well, I don't think it's good or bad, but I know that power corrupts and I know that we are very corruptible. And I know that the legends about who taught us these arts always draw back to some sort of deity. And so did some deity deceive us, give us this, these teachings, and then we allowed it to corrupt ourselves? It seems that way. That's kind of the story that the Bible talks about as far as the corruption of mankind. So, you know, I, I think that it's, it's one of those things, you have to approach those topics very cautiously and. And you know, with wisdom. You have to ask Christ for. For guidance. But I don't think that you should throw the baby out with the bathroom. So I don't think that Mika is entirely wrong in this case. I wouldn't be surprised if. If there were elements like I remember I talk about it sometimes. That guy Harold Camping, obviously he was wrong, but Harold Camping imagined that he derived a numerology, a numerological code, some sort of a mathematics hidden within the Bible and that it. It allowed him to perceive certain dates in the future that were going to come to pass. They were going to be apocalyptic, what have you ended up. Not happening. But does that mean that there's not something encoded within the Bible? I don't think that that is a conclusion that we should jump to either.
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Top Lobster
Yeah, sorry, I'm still looking up this. It's my web browsers give me an issue every time I. I search in. Where was it written? It would. It's not giving me answers on chat GPT for some reason, but I can find it other ways. And actually this is. This is what I was referencing. So that. That song Stairway to Heaven, it includes. So it has some backwards messages on it.
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David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
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Top Lobster
But it carries a reference to Aleister Crowley's poem the May Queen. And on their. On the vinyl cover of their. Of that album it has his, you know, do without Will. That's. That's written on it.
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David Lee Corbo
So that's interesting.
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Top Lobster
Oh yeah, yeah. So when you're talking about is it divinely inspired? It's like. Yeah, sure. Like these people went to like a. Some Random House. I think it was like a. I don't even know.
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David Lee Corbo
Was it New York?
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Top Lobster
No, no, it was somewhere in. But. But Crowley was everywhere that this dude was a world traveler. It was somewhere in the UK I suppose, or. Or Great Britain. Who gives a. Across a pond. And that's where they. That's where they wrote this stuff. So it turns out that. Yeah, I don't think they did it on purpose, but they were channeling for sure.
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David Lee Corbo
Here, let's see if this says anything. Stairway to Heaven was written by Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, members of the Led Zeppelin. The song was primarily written at Headley Grange, a large old country house in Hampshire, England, where Led Zeppelin recorded much of their fourth album. Often referred to as Led Zeppelin 4 or Untitled. That's interesting. So started the composition at Headley Grange where he had bought his guitar and recording equipment. That's where Jimmy Page started it. So that Would. And then the lyrics were largely written by Robert Plant, although Plant has stated that some of the lyrics came to him while he was walking around the grounds of the estate or even in other moments of inspiration. Interesting. So inspired, right? Is very, very often the case when it comes to great works of art. And then you have to ask yourself, well, how are these things inspired? Did they come to you in a dream where they whispered to you by the muses? Kind of a deal Here, let's see real quick. We'll add one more thing, Aleister Crowley, and then we'll. Give me one second here. If I could just learn to spell. Thank God for Auto.
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Top Lobster
How do we even get on this? I don't even know.
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David Lee Corbo
Well, because it's this idea of whether or not the Bible is. Is. Is a multifaceted, you know, if it's more than just a historical document, if it's got some other alchemical or secret hidden thing. And I was just saying that if a man can write Stairway to Heaven and then have it be something else when you play it in reverse, which is like beyond the pale, it's. It's an unlikelihood.
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Top Lobster
Yeah. Written by man.
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David Lee Corbo
Achieve that.
- [150:27]
Top Lobster
Written by man. Inspired by demons. Written by man. Inspired by God.
- [150:31]
David Lee Corbo
Why.
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Top Lobster
Why wouldn't it be?
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David Lee Corbo
Jimmy Page was fascinated by Aleister Crowley and occultism. He owns several of the books. But I'm just trying to find out whether or not there is a connection. Okay. He did not have a direct connection to Headley Grange, the recording studio interested in. However, there is a cultural and thematic link through Jimmy Page, the guitarist of Led Zeppelin, who was deeply interested in Crowley's work in philosophy. Interesting.
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Top Lobster
Right. Right. So, yeah, right. There's. There's a huge connection there. And I don't know, I think it's safe to. It's probably safe to assume that there was some sort of channeling. They wrote this in one sitting pretty much. And you get this epic song, probably the most played song on guitar, period, ever. If you go into a guitar store, somebody still to this day is practicing on, you know, a minor to whatever the next chord is. It's like D major. So Stairway to Heaven. And that's inspired. Play it backwards. There's a message to Satan, something like that.
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Micah Dank
So.
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Top Lobster
Yeah. Is the Bible written in this way? Oh, certainly. Almost certain. I mean, of course it would be.
- [151:35]
David Lee Corbo
Right.
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Top Lobster
Like.
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David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
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Top Lobster
So that right there, it's like, okay, what else? You know, I don't know what else is. What else are you telling us here? But it's. It's still useful information, the stuff that he's bringing to us. It's like. I think my problem with it, from what I'm remembering when we did it, was like, I just hate when someone comes in. They're very much like, I've got it figured out. It's this, not that.
- [151:56]
Micah Dank
Yeah.
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Top Lobster
It's like, stop it.
- [151:58]
David Lee Corbo
That was one of my. My not regrets, but, like, you know, we had to get something as a trial run to figure out if Nephilim Death Squad was going to work.
- [152:06]
Top Lobster
The trial run was like, we, like, like, basically a guy trying to debunk everything that I've learned from church ever, period, and telling me that it was fake and gay. And we're like, well, we don't know. Like, we just. We're just starting this. We're trying to figure this out.
- [152:20]
David Lee Corbo
Well, can I say, to our credit, we went to a Jesus isn't Real TED Talk for our very first episode of Nephilim Death Squad. And then after the TED Talk was over, we went like, no, don't think so. We're going to continue doing this. And then. And then here we are now we're in the upper 1% of podcasts in.
- [152:37]
Top Lobster
The world, in a way, created this.
- [152:40]
David Lee Corbo
Show you created as we could. Dank. I don't. I don't. I don't dislike Mika and I, and I, I, like I said, I admire him for his tenacity when it comes to research, but I just think he's got a couple of things fundamentally wrong and dare I say, my conspiracy brain.
- [152:58]
Top Lobster
Goes, what were you after? What were you trying to do? I guess I get that this is where. This is why I haven't invited him back on. And I. I enjoy what he. You know, I enjoy him on Twitter. Some of the things he says is funny, but I'm like, what were you after? What are you trying to get us to do? So, like. Because there's really no point. I don't even. I don't even. I don't even push our listeners to, you know, obviously go to church or to pray or to accept Jesus Christ. We just present you with the things that we think. And I tell you every single time, like, hey, go figure it out yourself, stupid. And when they. Even when they emailed us, like, you bought us closer to God, I'm like, we didn't really. I just. We just do a show. I'm glad that you did. Glad that you are. But, like, I'm not making an express written consent or PowerPoint for you to believe XYZ I don't. It doesn't sit right with me. What are you after, dude?
- [153:48]
David Lee Corbo
This is definitely like, it was a mission driven thing. Yeah.
- [153:52]
Top Lobster
He's like, I'm gonna show these guys and then they're gonna go and throw out. If they got a cross in their house, they're going to throw it out. They're going to yell at their mom.
- [153:59]
David Lee Corbo
Never wonder.
- [154:00]
Top Lobster
She's like, I don't understand. What are you doing?
- [154:01]
David Lee Corbo
If Mika sits back and he's like, well, how come they didn't stop? Like, I told them all the things. Did they not see my PowerPoint? They must not have been paying attention to my PowerPoint because I did bring a PowerPoint and they did nod their heads. I don't even know how much we asked or how much we said during it. I think it was just kind of like one of those things where because he was on such a tangent, you can't really interrupt the flow of. Of information. It's just coming at you so fast. Right. It's like Mika Dank is putting us through hyperspeed. We're in a Star wars type of ship watching the stars turn into white lines as they fly past us for two hours.
- [154:36]
Top Lobster
Here's where you went wrong. If you're trying. Because I guess you're trying to change people's minds. And in our show, we're trying to change your minds as well. But I'm not trying to do it so explicitly where I'm like, I'm a little. We're a little more sneaky about it, I guess, but we'll add entertainment factor in between. There's jokes, there's conversation, there's personality.
- [154:54]
David Lee Corbo
Right, Right.
- [154:55]
Top Lobster
The per. Like the PowerPoint thing, I don't know who that's working on and I don't know whose mind that's changing because they've caught. There possibly could have been a way that you changed our mind and then we don't even go down this path at all. Or we have some major reservations about the things that we've been now looking into and discussing and, you know, observing what we. What was he after?
- [155:18]
Micah Dank
That. This is.
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Top Lobster
That's. That's the big question. I think that's why I'm like, do I want him back on because will it be a contentious interview? What were you trying to do?
- [155:26]
David Lee Corbo
I know.
- [155:27]
Top Lobster
You know, after. I wonder. I would like to hear the feedback from our audience after you listen to that episode.
- [155:33]
David Lee Corbo
What do you think Mika Dank was after?
- [155:35]
Top Lobster
What. What was he after? And also, like, don't just Call him faggot. Like, that's not.
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David Lee Corbo
No, because he's not a faggot. If anything, he's just a little lost in the sauce. I don't. I don't think he's a dude that is pushing anything that he doesn't believe.
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Top Lobster
Did it change your mind, is what I. I'd like to know. Like, did that PowerPoint change what you thought? Or have we drilled a hole so deep already with our narrative that you look at that and say, I don't think so, because it didn't work on us, and we hadn't been investigating this at all. When we first. We just first started, I was.
- [156:10]
David Lee Corbo
I mean, we were. We were mutual fans of the confessionals and stuff. So, I mean, in that way, we. We kind of were pretty firmly planted in this, like, you know, but. But I've told the audience, you know, ad nauseam, that I. I came through all that. Essentially, what we got here was a podcast version of the film Zeitgeist. I've. We've. We've all seen the film, and if you saw the film and it was interesting to you, then you did the research after the film, and. And I sat there for a while looking at all those things, and. And. And still I came out of the other end being like, no, not the case. So I think he was. I think he was after our foreskin. That was it, man.
- [156:51]
Top Lobster
Maybe. It was absolutely, like, some of the things he said. The 666 is not demonic. Represents humanity. And I. I understand that.
- [156:58]
David Lee Corbo
All right. Six carbon, six photons, neutrons, electrons.
- [157:02]
Top Lobster
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get all that. I. I am still suspicious when people do that, when they're like, that doesn't mean that. Dude, put it on your forehead. You know, it's like, put it on your hand.
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David Lee Corbo
Put it on your hand. Don't worry about that. We're just interested.
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Top Lobster
And he said, like, religion keeps people in lower chakras for fear and survival rather than enlightenment. So, like, these are all words again, where it's like, thank God. I had like. And I guess you do, too. But I had some sort of discernment where I'm. When I'm hearing it, I'm, like, flinching a little bit. I'm like, well, I don't know.
- [157:32]
David Lee Corbo
I was. I was like, with you. And. And I knew that. So it was two things. Like, I knew that. I was like, hey, I want to do a show with this dude. This is. This would be a really good move. And I believed in it. And then I also knew that like, you had a rapport with Mika, so at the time, I barely knew you. I didn't know Mika at all, but I knew that I wanted to do, go forward with this project. And so a lot of what I was doing from my memory, I mean, who knows? Maybe if you listen to it, it's a different thing. But I was just kind of, like, sitting there and nodding, like, okay, okay. Like, I've heard this stuff. Some stuff was a little bit new. Okay. Because I, you know, maybe I didn't catch that when I was going through my esoteric, you know, homo phase. And so, yeah, a lot of it was just, like, sitting there and nodding. And, you know, when I. When I came off of it, I was ready to just springboard into this conversation about conspiracy through the biblical lens as far as, like, the show's future. Like, it didn't slow me down. It didn't stop me at all. It didn't give me any hesitation or any pause. And. And 90 of it wasn't something that I hadn't heard before. Now, except for the deviation where you say this means that Christ isn't real and he's strictly an allegory. Except for that. These are still incredible observations, but once you start to interpret them as. As meaning one thing or another, and that thing to you is that Christ doesn't exist, I would say you fumbled the ball, you misstepped. However, everything leading up to that, this is all fascinating, interesting, and. And I would argue also important information because these are the things that happen in the realm that we inhabit. Right. The sun does move that way across the sky, and it does resurrect after the third day and the days become longer. You know, it's. There is an entire group of people who think that they could become ascended masters by migrating Christos from their, you know, vertebrae to their brain. Like, these things are out there. And so in that way, it is fascinating and interesting information. And I can understand even why it. Why it pulls Micah in. But I just think it's. It's just that fatal flaw of then, you know, prescribing a nature to these things. Things and being wrong about it.
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Top Lobster
Right, right. Look, I'm. I'm actually looking up again the occult connection between Crowley and. And Jimmy Page and Led Zeppelin, and it's all over the. I mean, he owned. He owned books, he owned a bookstore that basically focused on Crowley's work. So this is like. It is very. Yeah, I think it's like a. A shot in the bucket here. Like, we, you know, I mean, What I'm saying is like a one to one, this is channeling something happened here. It's a great example of it. And most of their songs are really kind of about that in that way. So. Yeah, so that it does mirror the Bible.
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David Lee Corbo
I mean, going back to what Mika said about the Bible, if. If a man, along with the aid of some dark entities, can create this work of art that somehow has this hidden element to it where it then becomes more. Imagine, you know, somebody saying the Stairway of Heaven or the Stairway to Heaven is actually more than just a song. It's actually like a incantation. It's. It's demonic. And people going, not true at all. Couldn't be. Well, it's almost the same thing in some ways where you go, like, the inspired word of God that was aided with. By the Holy Spirit in conjunction with regular men who walk the planet might have a dynamic that is much more than just a historical account. And if you recoil to that, I mean, you don't have to agree with it. Nobody's telling you that it's definitively the truth. I'm just saying I'm. I think that's a possibility and I'm willing to entertain that, that line of thinking.
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Top Lobster
But, like, if you're gonna sit there and tell me that the Bible is all, you know, it's astrology, numerology, alchemy, metaphysics, and I tell you why, but then you'll listen. I'm, I'm. I guess we're, we could be mischaracterizing his argument because he could say, yeah, you're actually right. But it, I would, I would gamble that he would say, no, it's just these things you're, like, looking too much into. It was like, no, actually it looks like it's divinely inspired.
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David Lee Corbo
Yeah. And that's these New Age people. I'm not saying that Micah would do this, but it's like, even when they do yield ground, it's like, okay, fine, Jesus Christ was real, but he was just an ascended master. And it's like, apparently in the Talmud, they're willing to acknowledge that Jesus is the Christ, but that doesn't make him their Messiah. And, and I, I don't know. I don't even really understand what that means, but I learned that recently that they do admit that he's the Christ, but that doesn't mean that he's the. Oh, in other words, he is the Christ, but he's not the Son of God. And it's like, okay, so, so it's, you know, you Fight them every step of the way. Jesus isn't real. He's just an allegory. Okay, fine, Jesus is real, but he's not the Son of God. Yeah, Jesus is real and there was something special about him, but he was an ascended master and you can do that too. And it's like, I don't know, you know, because of that even. What if it's worth looking at what they say?
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Top Lobster
Yeah, I mean, I guess it is. It is worth. Here actually. Look, we have some time. This is actually going to turn into some sort of a full fledged little episode.
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David Lee Corbo
Well, I have, I have five minutes until I got perfect.
- [162:41]
Top Lobster
Oh, this is two minutes. Here we go. Here we go. So we're talking about people in the new age movement. When pushed into a corner.
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David Lee Corbo
Did you know he's 75.
- [162:48]
Top Lobster
I felt ambush. I wasn't given a full scope of what was going on.
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David Lee Corbo
This is Billy Carson, by the way.
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Top Lobster
A person that was to be on that have been, I guess, watching a lot of my content over the years and made a lot of videos going against some of my personal spiritual beliefs, which is okay, it's fine. There's nothing against that. But the person that invited me over knew all about that. They knew that this person skipped through. I felt like my voice had been heard. And then every time I did have something important to say, the person on the other end would have a technical difficulty. And after video, you know, and I failed. Baby, let's go see that. To make a good response video.
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Micah Dank
My wife and my kid were counting.
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Top Lobster
On me to make a good response video, you know, and I failed.
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Micah Dank
I didn't make a good video. Did they see it before it went out?
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Top Lobster
It was live. Whatever, man. This seems to be what happens with these people like you. You can push them into a corner, they'll concede slightly and then when the moment's right, they'll be like, like, like you'll. Because I, I'm trying to have a reasonable discussion with some of these people. And they'll concede and it'll act like, okay, like so we agree. And they'll be like. And they'll snake their way out of it. And this was like, so Billy Carson does this stuff. This is just a new age. The reality. And the truth is the truth. There are immutable facts in my opinion. And I'm not. You're never going to catch me crying about something that I said that I thought was right and is now wrong. Not, not something of this magnitude. My entire faith. No. But here we are I. I guess that might be a good place to leave it. I just remember this video of this guy snaking around. I thought it was kind of funny.
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David Lee Corbo
To be like, yeah, and look, that's not to say that that's at all what. What Mika's doing. Like I said, I'd like to close it out with just saying, like, I. I like m. I admire him for his tenacity when it comes to research. I appreciate him being our first guest on sort of.
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Top Lobster
Yeah, but what. What were you after? What were you trying to do?
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David Lee Corbo
Were you after. All right, so I hope you guys enjoyed the episode. I would, honestly, because of the nature of this episode, I'd love some feedback on it. If you guys want to sound off or you find us on Twitter and you want to talk about it a little bit or something like that, hit us up. I'd be interested. Drop some comments wherever you can interact with this content. I'll be looking to see who it'll be.
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Top Lobster
I'll make it on the Patreon for free as well. So you can go there and you'll be able to see this, the MP3 of it, and comment underneath it. So just become a free member and. Yeah, we want to hear about what. What you guys think.
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David Lee Corbo
So that's it. Yeah, that would be great.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad has a free section. You can still come and hang out.
- [165:33]
Top Lobster
Yeah, it's for you. It's for the pores, too. All right, guys, go ahead. David, you gotta go. We'll see you guys later.
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David Lee Corbo
Peace out.
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Top Lobster
A basic mcomply. Whatever.
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Micah Dank
The greatest hypnotist on planet Earth is a oblong box in the corner of the room. It is constantly telling us what to believe is real. You can persuade people that what they see with their eyes is what there is to see, because they'll laugh in the face of an explanation that portrays the bigger picture of what's happening.
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Top Lobster
And they have.