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Travis Kelsey
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Jason Kelsey
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Travis Kelsey
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Jason Kelsey
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Travis Kelsey
We do.
Jason Kelsey
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Travis Kelsey
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Jason Kelsey
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Travis Kelsey
How would you describe your ultimate sandwich? What's going to make it extra special?
Jason Kelsey
Extra special. So if I'm trying to be extra special.
Travis Kelsey
Yes.
Jason Kelsey
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Travis Kelsey
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Jason Kelsey
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Travis Kelsey
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Jason Kelsey
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Travis Kelsey
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Jason Kelsey
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Travis Kelsey
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Jason Kelsey
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Jason Kelsey
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Jason Kelsey
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Travis Kelsey
I am an orca. That's my, like, spirit animal. This is the most epic show of all time.
Jason Kelsey
Dude, you can't praise the orca show anymore. Well, you probably can't keep any of this, but I still remember from the movie Ace Ventura, I would have a recurring nightmare where I was in that, like, dark room that Ace Ventura was in and I just entered the water and then an orca came out of nowhere. It would always, oh, dude. Every time.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah, no, that's terrifying.
Jason Kelsey
Yes. I would always wake up right before the orca ate me.
Travis Kelsey
Oh, thank gosh. The show is epic.
Jason Kelsey
What other shows are good that we saw before they got just like, yeah, you can't do that anymore. I guess football. You can't just, we're the orca of the NFL. It's just like, hey, how about we don't let that safety just decapitate that receiver. But it's what everybody likes. That's what the people want. He's doing it for Gatorade. I don't know.
Travis Kelsey
Welcome back to New Heights. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, a wonder show produced by Wave sports and entertainment and brought to you by DraftKings. That's right, DraftKings. The Crown is yours. We're your host. I'm Travis Kelsey. My big brother, Jason Kelsey.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah.
Travis Kelsey
Geauga Lake fans.
Jason Kelsey
I'm so jealous.
Travis Kelsey
Hopefully it's bringing it back. Golly, that place was epic when we were kids out of Cleveland Heights, Ohio, Northeast Ohio, Cincinnati Bearcat alum. Shout out to all the cats. Subscribe on YouTube onesie plus wherever you get your podcast and follow the show on all social media at new heights show with 1s. Jason, tell the people what we got coming.
Jason Kelsey
We got another amazing episode for all you 92 percenters tuning in. We've got some fan votes we need your help on. Maybe get a little out of the house. With everything we missed from the NFL schedule last week when we were dropping the fits and wit.
Travis Kelsey
Jason's been out of the house this summer. He is out of the house. Maybe when we started out of the house and you were like, why the are we talking about this shit?
Jason Kelsey
I don't know. I was.
Travis Kelsey
You got out of the house and now there's something to talk about.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah, I mean, I was out of the house recently. I was not out of the house at all for about a month or two right after the season with the new baby and everything. But we're getting back out there now. We're having some fun. And we're also going to get to the much waited for movie review of the childhood classic the Sandlot.
Travis Kelsey
So make sure you get ready your popcorn.
Jason Kelsey
That's right. Make sure you're seated or caffeinated or.
Travis Kelsey
Moving around with some headsets on. Whatever you do to listen to this.
Jason Kelsey
Podcast or driving a vehicle.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah, there you go.
Jason Kelsey
Not really paying attention. Whatever it is you're doing. Thanks for tuning in and we got a good one for you right now. But we are of course first going to get a little bit of that new news. New news is brought to you by American Express. We've been nominated for a Kids Choice award for favorite podcast. I'm not gonna lie, Trav. I am so jealous of the blimps that you have had in the background of your sets from time to time.
Travis Kelsey
Been fortunate, man. Had some big games on a lot of the Nickelodeon broadcasts, man.
Jason Kelsey
If we win this award, do we get a blimp? Is that how that works? Is that what this is?
Travis Kelsey
Either that or slime. I'm not sure. I haven't won a kids choice if I want to. I don't think I've won.
Jason Kelsey
Definitely want a kid choice.
Travis Kelsey
I don't know if I've won one. I might have been up for one, but I don't think I've won a Kid's Choice Award.
Jason Kelsey
Gosh, I just want. I just want a blimp if I can get one of them. Nickelodeon, if we get one, can I at least put it in my house? Can I put the. It's all yours, dude, because you already got it.
Travis Kelsey
It's all yours. Unless Brandon wants it. And I think. I think.
Jason Kelsey
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Travis Kelsey
All right, what about. All right, Jake? Jake.
Jason Kelsey
No, no, I. I think I would really appreciate.
Travis Kelsey
Knicks are thriving right now. Jake's in a great place.
Jason Kelsey
He is in a good spot. He's in a good Spot him. And been still.
Travis Kelsey
I just been waiting to see Jake outside of a Knicks game. Absolutely hammered. You know the street interviews they do. Jake is just on there, just every other city, dude. I'm so Cleveland and I just want to catch him.
Jason Kelsey
I'm. I'm happy for the Knicks.
Travis Kelsey
Middle of the act.
Jason Kelsey
I am happy for the Knicks, but I am so upset it's the Cavaliers. I'm just like, this was such a great year.
Travis Kelsey
Like, it hurts as much as it sucks.
Jason Kelsey
Watching Jason Tatum going down, it's like, oh, my gosh. Like it's all just like right there. And the Pacers just freaking. Listen, shout out to the Pacers. They played a great series. Yeah, the Cavs.
Travis Kelsey
You already know. I'm a fan of Indianapolis. Fan of New York too. I think it'll be a great series. It'd be fun. And shout out to the Cavs, man, you guys still gave the city of Cleveland a lot to cheer for this year, so.
Jason Kelsey
No doubt.
Travis Kelsey
And the. The future is looking real bright.
Jason Kelsey
Speaking of a bright future, we are up for a kid's choice award for favorite podcast. We're up against the laugh out loud pack podcast. This will be hard to beat. Sounds like it's funny. Are you afraid of the dark? I don't know if the podcast. Dude, I used to love those books. Those books.
Travis Kelsey
Those books used to be. Yeah, no, no, no, that was Goosebumps. Are you afraid of dark? It was the TV show that was.
Jason Kelsey
I think they're books too. No, I don't know.
Travis Kelsey
I thought are you afraid of dark? Is was a TV show which was. I was afraid of the dark because I used to fucking watch those and turn it off before it got too scary.
Jason Kelsey
One of those. I remember growing up, it was like a clown. Like, the kid was on the swing set and then the clown showed up out of nowhere. I mean, I'm still terrified to this day.
Travis Kelsey
I was never big on clowns.
Jason Kelsey
Dude, they're pretty scary.
Travis Kelsey
Bozo. He was terrifying.
Jason Kelsey
Bozo the clown. What about. What was the one that was on in living Color? All right.
Travis Kelsey
I'm in on that clown, though. In living Color, dude.
Jason Kelsey
Great shout out, homie. The clown. Yeah, shout out to the Waynes brothers. Well, I guess we'll find out.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah, we're going to find out.
Jason Kelsey
Please go. And 92 percenters. I would listen. I want a blimp.
Travis Kelsey
Okay?
Jason Kelsey
I need a blimp. I always wanted. I've always wanted a piece of ago. Craig. Okay? And it's never happened.
Travis Kelsey
This is the closest.
Jason Kelsey
The closest I'm ever going to get to Agro Crag. Legends of the Hidden Temple pendant. Like anything remotely close to my childhood of winning something from Nickelodeon. This is the only thing I'm ever gonna have a chance to get. Please, for the love of God, vote for us.
Travis Kelsey
Nickelodeon. If we win, give him. Throw him some slime. I want to see him get slime.
Jason Kelsey
I'm not interested.
Travis Kelsey
I want him to get slimed by his. His girls. Please.
Jason Kelsey
I don't. I don't have any interest in this live. Travis is also nominated for favorite male sports Star, another kids choice award. Well, how about this? If you win this one, then you can keep that blimp, but you're up against some stiff competition. Patrick Mahomes. Heard of that guy before. Little Stephen Curry. Jason Tatum. Lotto Messi. Jalen Hurts. Shohei Otaka. I love this photo. Shohei Ohtani.
Travis Kelsey
It's like that is the most Nickelodeon version of Shohei Ohtani ever.
Jason Kelsey
I mean, it looks like. It looks like a prom photo or something. I don't even know what's going on in this photo.
Travis Kelsey
He's. He's a happy son of a buck, right?
Jason Kelsey
He is, but the. The head. All right, LeBron James. And then, of course, Travis. Kelsey, listen, a lot of great choices in this one.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah, one doesn't look like he should be there. All right, here we go.
Jason Kelsey
You won this last year. You have won a Kiss Choice award because you won favorite male sports star last year.
Travis Kelsey
Well, I didn't get a blip, so can you.
Jason Kelsey
Can you go back to back?
Travis Kelsey
I didn't get a blip, so you.
Jason Kelsey
Didn'T get a blip. What'd you get?
Travis Kelsey
It doesn't look like. I don't. I think I got a tweet. I think they tweeted me. They mighty gate got me something else. I don't know.
Jason Kelsey
They probably gave you a blimp, Travis.
Travis Kelsey
I was moving around and.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah, we'll go with that. Yeah. I got nothing else to add. I will say I don't think favorite podcast should receive a sliming, but I do think the favorite male sports star is sufficient enough to be slimed.
Travis Kelsey
I'm surprised you haven't been to the Kids Choice Awards, man.
Jason Kelsey
You can go. This is an actual event.
Travis Kelsey
Oh, yeah. This is like the Oscars for kids.
Jason Kelsey
Where is it held? It?
Travis Kelsey
I would assume out in L. A. I think that's where I was.
Jason Kelsey
You went. You've been to the Nick Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards.
Travis Kelsey
I think I've been to the Kids Choice Awards. I'm Pretty sure I won a. I won an event there.
Jason Kelsey
Was it favorite male sports?
Travis Kelsey
No, no, no. Like, they do competitions like.
Jason Kelsey
Like what?
Travis Kelsey
Like I was pulling a bus of. Full of kids pulling a bus.
Jason Kelsey
Do they have aggro Craig?
Travis Kelsey
I didn't see agro Craig.
Jason Kelsey
They got the aggro Craig.
Travis Kelsey
There's a bunch of slime. My. The. What I got for winning the event was at the end. I pulled a bus faster than somebody else. I got to do the. The slip and slide. The. The slime slide.
Jason Kelsey
Slime slide.
Travis Kelsey
So you run as fast as you can, then you jump and you slide down and you get slimed.
Jason Kelsey
Did you do this in a. In a full suit?
Travis Kelsey
No, they gave me some. I did. I brought an extra pair of clothes.
Jason Kelsey
Oh, that's smart.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah.
Jason Kelsey
All right, well, the ceremony is June 21st in Santa Monica, but before that, please vote on at least New Heights is the favorite sports podcast.
Travis Kelsey
You know, if you want to go above and beyond, vote for Travis. We've also been asked to give a huge shout out to the University of Cincinnati Bearcats. That's right. Our mascot, the Bearcat, is up for induction into the Mascot hall of fame class at 2025. What?
Jason Kelsey
There's a mascot hall of Fame?
Travis Kelsey
Yeah, there is. And he's about to get voted in. So everybody make sure you go to mascot hall of fame.com 2025the vote and vote for our guy.
Jason Kelsey
Oh, man, there's a lot of good mascots in here that are up for it.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah, but our Bearcat is a. It's iconic.
Jason Kelsey
Listen, I love the University of Cincinnati, but.
Travis Kelsey
Yes.
Jason Kelsey
All right. Yeah.
Travis Kelsey
Vote. Voting ends May 24th. Let's get a win for the Cats, ladies and gentlemen. Let's get a win for the Cats. Those of you that aren't doing right now, go on your. Go on your phone. Go on the computer, click the link. Vote.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah. I didn't know this was a thing. I mean, please. Yeah, just vote for Cincinnatus. Who gives a. Right.
Travis Kelsey
The things you do for your alma mater. Let's keep this thing going.
Jason Kelsey
That's new news brought to you by American Express. Trap. Let's get to these fan mentions.
Travis Kelsey
Fan mentions. First fan mention. Will Compton.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah.
Travis Kelsey
Busted with the boys.
Jason Kelsey
He's called us out, Trev.
Travis Kelsey
He's called us out. Also, University of Nebraska alumni. Nebraska. Cincinnati. That's right. The Cincinnati Bearcats take on the Nebraska Corn Huskers at beautiful Arrowhead Stadium in Kansas City, Missouri. How about that? And will decided to tweet this. Would hate to Beat your teen's ass on your home field in Arrowhead, you son of a. Match. You're getting my piss hot, Will.
Jason Kelsey
It's a very Will Compton tweet. Very much in his style.
Travis Kelsey
It's such a good one. He's. He's one of the best on social media. God damn. He's a good follow. It's fucking on like Donkey Kong, motherfuckers. That was an aggressive way to say.
Jason Kelsey
It'S all night Donkey Kong fickles at Nebraska. Wisconsin.
Travis Kelsey
Yep.
Jason Kelsey
I always get Wisconsin and Nebraska mixed up.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah, Will. You hear that, Will? He gets it mixed up because there's no difference.
Jason Kelsey
It's just a bunch of white guys in red jerseys running around. I don't know. It's.
Travis Kelsey
And a bunch of corn. Just a bunch of corn and cheese curds.
Jason Kelsey
I think you're only referencing Wisconsin right now.
Travis Kelsey
No quarter, Huskers.
Jason Kelsey
That's right. That's right. That's right.
Travis Kelsey
No, I don't want to. On Nebraska. Big, big fan of Nebraska.
Jason Kelsey
I'm excited about this dude. It's pretty incredible. Neutral field. I mean, it's not gonna be neutral. It's gonna be a lot of Nebraska fans there. But regardless, little Cornhusker, the Bearcats are playing. And Arrowhead is gonna be awesome. It's a freaking. One of the most electric stadiums in the NFL now is going to host one of the first games of the college football season. And our Bearcats. Our Bearcats are going to be playing in this game versus Will's corn. And, you know, listen, corn's tough. It's hard to digest it. A lot of the times it's still in your shit. Even when you think you're shitting it out, it's still there. Like, didn't even. It's a. It's a tough, fibrous vegetable that's tough to really.
Travis Kelsey
Matt Rule is really embodying that as a coach over there, and he's got those guys tougher than nails.
Jason Kelsey
If there's one thing I think are.
Travis Kelsey
Going to have to fucking. They're going to have to be ready, man.
Jason Kelsey
If there's one thing I know. Matt Rule is some corn. He is not.
Travis Kelsey
That's just uncalled for.
Jason Kelsey
He's got the corn shit called for.
Travis Kelsey
This is uncalled for. We can't. We can't do that.
Jason Kelsey
Do you think there's, like, when you, like, get your piss out, they're like, get your. Get your corn shit?
Travis Kelsey
No.
Jason Kelsey
No. Either way, the Bear Cat, that's a failure. Bearcats are going to Be fighting on the Nebraska Corn Huskers. Are you. Are you going?
Travis Kelsey
Dude, I'm there. Yeah, 1000% I'm there. Why wouldn't I be there? It's right there in my backyard.
Jason Kelsey
It's a good point. You should be there.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah, I want to.
Jason Kelsey
Fuck. I'm going to have to make the trip, too. This just sounds too electric to miss.
Travis Kelsey
My guy, Terry Braden is over there on the defensive line.
Jason Kelsey
I can't wait to beat the fuck. Listen, human beings might not be able to digest corn. Human beings might not, but you know what can? A Bing Turong. A Bing Turong is known for being an expert corn digester. They're gonna eat the out of you, corn husking. White guys wearing red uniforms.
Travis Kelsey
What is this? A Bing Turon?
Jason Kelsey
That's what the official name of a bearcat is, I believe. Brandon. Can we look that up?
Travis Kelsey
Damn it, man. Where was I at the entire time?
Jason Kelsey
I don't even know if that's how you pronounce it. Binturong. Gosh, look at how ugly they are.
Travis Kelsey
I mean, to each his own. Everyone finds beauty.
Jason Kelsey
And if that thing had a number one podcast, I'd be up for sexiest Bearcat of the year. Look at that ugly thing. Look at how hideous it is. It's just fearsome.
Travis Kelsey
You're not. You're not showing us anything.
Jason Kelsey
It says binturong.
Travis Kelsey
Well, you learn something new every day.
Jason Kelsey
Oh, my God. Look at that one's beard. I kind of look like that one. That's a Jason. Kelsey Benturong. Can you look up and see how good they are digesting corn? Binturong. Corn digestion.
Travis Kelsey
What the corn? This got so out of.
Jason Kelsey
Look at these things eating the corn.
Travis Kelsey
Dude, look at this.
Jason Kelsey
You're so.
Travis Kelsey
Will, you're so. We're eating the. Out of corn.
Jason Kelsey
Look at that big drawing. Eating the corn on the cob.
Travis Kelsey
Oh, baby. Oh, baby. This is firing me up.
Jason Kelsey
I can't wait. Fire me up. I can't wait.
Travis Kelsey
Shout out to Busted with the boys, everybody. If you don't follow their podcast, go follow their podcast. See you boys at tight end. You before the cv. The season even starts, too, man.
Jason Kelsey
Hell yeah.
Travis Kelsey
And then I'll see you up at Old Arrowhead. Will, you know what Arrowhead looks like, Baby, you've been there before. I've seen you there before.
Jason Kelsey
Fan mention from our March Madness Bracket winner, Matt Oliver. For those of you that don't remember, we had a March Madness bracket challenge from New Heights. The winner received a Golden Cup. Well, the Golden cup has finally arrived. And we got a tweet. Got a tweet from Matt Alvar. A big thank you to Jason Kelsey, Killer Trav, New Hyde show, and Reese's. Who for at least who for? I don't know. Am I saying this? Who for at least one shining moment made me cool with the teenagers again. Look at this. Gosh, that's a great prize. Just a bunch of Reese's. Awesome trophy, golden cup, happy family. Can life get better? I submit that it cannot. Congratulations to Matt rocking the Reds hat, the blacked out Reds cap.
Travis Kelsey
Hell yeah, baby. Cincinnati cap Cops find your body.
Jason Kelsey
All righty. Congratulations. That does it for free Inventions. Keep tagging us and anything you want us to discuss on the show, please.
Travis Kelsey
Keep tagging us and let's get into something. Out of the house.
Jason Kelsey
Travis and the Mahomes.
Travis Kelsey
Hey.
Jason Kelsey
Headed out to Vegas for the 15 and the Mahomes Vegas Golf Classic.
Travis Kelsey
Shadow Creek. Shout out to mgm, everybody. Over at the Aria, it was an amazingly ran. It's a shout out to everybody over Pat Mahomes Foundation. His foundation events have just gotten better and better. It started out in Hawaii on the Big island and has made its way over to Viva Las Vegas. And they just keep raising more and more money every single year for the. The underserved communities in Kansas City. Tyler, Texas. I forget where Texas Tech is. I always forget that it's a Lubin Lubbock there. Here we go. There we go. And Lubbock, Texas. Sorry about that. Everybody over at the Red Raiders, guns up. It's. It's for a great cause. Even though it's in Las Vegas and it reels in some. Some party with it, it's always a fucking blast. Have my guy Blake Bell out there, little Mitchell Schwartz, Shout out to the Schwartz family. Big rig was out there. Rob Riggle.
Jason Kelsey
Nice.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah. So saw our guy Whitworth out there as well. I'm not sure how he played, but Louisiana was well represented. And yeah, it's just always a fucking good time, man. And it's for a great cause.
Jason Kelsey
That's awesome, man. There's also this clip of you helping raise money for a good cause by running up an auction price for a signed guitar.
Travis Kelsey
Before running up an auction price. No, I put. I put my. What do you call my paddle up because I wanted it. And then I realized, oh, I already have that.
Jason Kelsey
Oh, yeah. Oh, you. Oh, you realize it.
Travis Kelsey
Afterwards I was like, oh, that was the guitar that I had.
Jason Kelsey
We're going to keep the original 10.
Travis Kelsey
And then another 15,000. I just realized I have.
Jason Kelsey
That's so good. Well done, Trev.
Travis Kelsey
I had to get a good look at it.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah, no, it's good.
Travis Kelsey
You want to buy the same guitar twice?
Jason Kelsey
That's true.
Travis Kelsey
You know. No. Shout out to everybody. That was a part of that, that foundation event. Everyone at 15. The Mahomes, you guys keep killing it. Making it better and better every year. Moving on to some. Some of what Jason had going on, he had his own foundation event that he was help leading. Jason was at the 8th annual Eagles Autism Challenge.
Jason Kelsey
I was.
Travis Kelsey
That's right. The Kelsey's are heavily involved in that. Raising a record $10 million in one day. Holy smokes. So Record Bennett has officially made up with Swoop.
Jason Kelsey
That's right. Last year, she was a little. Little unsure of the mascot Swoop. A Swoop in the hall of Fame. She was a little upset, a little unsure of Swoop. This year, still a little bit unsure of Swoop, but left definitely less unsure of Swoop.
Travis Kelsey
There we go.
Jason Kelsey
So she. We're making progress. We're making progress.
Travis Kelsey
There you go, Benny.
Jason Kelsey
Swoop does a great job. I mean, it plays it up so well. We could say he, right? It's a he. No. Okay. It plays it up really well. It's got great energy, great vibes.
Travis Kelsey
I think it might be even worse. I don't think we could do it. Get canceled for that one.
Jason Kelsey
Damn it.
Travis Kelsey
Jason's second double fisting 5k in this month alone. This guy is literally just knocking out 5k beer miles. He ran the Two Bears 5k not even two weeks ago. And here he is chugging a beautiful lime garage beer. Don't we all just love those? Even when we're running. Even when we're all about fitness. Fitness. Beer in your mouth.
Jason Kelsey
Fitting this beer in your mouth. I love that. Good job. Yeah. The garage beer one was from the two bears 5k. The one in the bottom. I didn't do the 5k. Actually biked 10 miles for the Eagles Autism Challenge.
Travis Kelsey
Oh, okay. Okay.
Jason Kelsey
Came in with a very respectable time. I don't know what it was, but I was towards the top. I was very happy with myself.
Travis Kelsey
Really?
Jason Kelsey
Yeah. So I'm enjoying some beers to celebrate. Burning a bunch of calories, you know.
Travis Kelsey
Nice, man.
Jason Kelsey
If you can't do that, what's the point of biking? And then the. The 5K. Actually, Bo Allen and I had a race. You know what the. You know what the beer mile is, right? We already talked about this, right?
Travis Kelsey
Yeah.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah. So anyways, we tried a beer 5K. Bo1. Bo1 you know, you don't really know if those beers are empty, but I'll give it to him. He won. Even though nobody really knows. Yeah, I think it was a. It was a fun event. Burton, Tom are awesome. The whole city of Tampa had a blast out there. Even James Stadium. And then the Eagles always do it, right? For the Eagles Autism Challenge. If there's one thing to celebrate after you've just done something, a physical achievement. You drink beer afterwards, right? Sometimes you drink beer during it, too.
Travis Kelsey
Unless you're trying to get gains, but.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah. Well, what am I trying to gain, Travis? I'm retired.
Travis Kelsey
It's a good point. That's why you drink beers. That's your thing.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah.
Jason Kelsey
We're not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm competing with nobody.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah, you're competing with somebody because you were excited that you were in the upper. Upper half. I will ask this, though. Why the hell doesn't New heights have their own 5k or their own charity golf outing? What are we doing here?
Jason Kelsey
Question. This is a great question. Why does it have to be a charity golf line? Can't we just do, like, a legit golf outing?
Travis Kelsey
Because we want to raise money for the kids. We don't want to just keep all our money.
Jason Kelsey
Why does it have to be for the kids? Why can't it be?
Travis Kelsey
Yeah, there you go.
Jason Kelsey
That run a podcast, maybe.
Travis Kelsey
My bad. My bad. My bad, player. I respect it.
Jason Kelsey
Always good for doing something, them kids.
Travis Kelsey
Oh, my bad.
Jason Kelsey
Listen, I'm in. Other than doing another 5K, do you want to do a beer 5K? Should we just do an event? The beer 5K?
Travis Kelsey
Jason. No, I don't want to do anything 5K. No, no, no.
Jason Kelsey
Do you want to just, like, announce your participation in it and then you can just walk it?
Travis Kelsey
No, I'd rather just do a golf outing.
Jason Kelsey
Okay, we can do a golf outing. That sounds way more fun. I've been wanting to do this. I want to do a golf outing, but I like the team aspect. But, like, you don't like the teams?
Travis Kelsey
Nope. Hate it.
Jason Kelsey
All right, cool. We should also do a Billy Madison style academic decathlon.
Travis Kelsey
This is more our speed.
Jason Kelsey
I'm in on anything Billy Madison style. I mean, we. We can even get a penguin there just running around.
Travis Kelsey
Have you seen the movie Penguin Lesson?
Jason Kelsey
Penguin Lesson? No. What's that about?
Travis Kelsey
Or Lessons of a Penguin?
Jason Kelsey
Is that the one where it's, like, they follow, like, the penguins around?
Travis Kelsey
No, the penguin follows him around because he saves it.
Jason Kelsey
No, I haven't seen this one.
Travis Kelsey
It made me want a penguin, that's for damn sure.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah, I guess we'll start thinking about a New Heights golf outing or 5K or charity or some type of academic decathlon.
Travis Kelsey
Just a good old Billy Madison. Yeah. There we go. I like that. Shout out to the Sandman.
Jason Kelsey
A lot of options.
Travis Kelsey
Let's do it.
Jason Kelsey
What kind of events would you guys want to do? What kind of events do the 92 percenters? Maybe that's a good way to just think about this.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah, please hit us with it. That'll be good for our live shows.
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Jason Kelsey
Who.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah, who would you ever want to invite to dinner?
Jason Kelsey
I'd invite anybody, as long as it's good food.
Travis Kelsey
There you go. Do you have a go to cuisine?
Jason Kelsey
I'm game for whatever.
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Nice.
Travis Kelsey
Let's talk some football, baby. That's right. Schedule updates since we last recorded. We got to look at the the rest of the 2025 chief schedule. That's right. We're. We're gonna be on a bunch of prime time games playing on Sunday, two on Monday, one. This season opener against the Chargers is on a Friday night and beautiful Sao Paulo, Brazil. Can't wait to get down there and see all the Brazil fans and how they get rocking for some American football, man.
Jason Kelsey
I was about to say, by the way, we heard everyone from Brazil, so apparently September in Sao Paulo is not hot, so we don't have to worry about that. Let's go. We were. We were assured there are a lot of Brazil fans that I think we're under the impression that we don't like international games. I think I Speak for Travis and I, we both love.
Travis Kelsey
Sign me up. Don't get me wrong. I love playing an Arrowhead and love playing in America. But, yeah, I. I'm down with at least one or two international games. Get me out of this country. I want to play in front of some. Some new fans, man.
Jason Kelsey
We just don't, like, heat this thing.
Travis Kelsey
I'm wearing two shirts right now. I have. And it's all. It connects. It connects to here and then the back, and then I'm just. I'm a furry son of a. So I hit me. And he just don't do well together. So I apologize if it came off, is that I'm not excited about this. I'm still excited. I'm just going to be doing some wardrobe changes throughout the game.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah. And I think I mentioned something about Sao Paulo not being my favorite city. Did I mention that?
Travis Kelsey
I think you said you liked Rio more because of the. The World cup experience.
Jason Kelsey
Well, I went to four cities when I was in. When I went to the World cup in 2014, I went to Rio. Brasilia. Brasilia is gorgeous architecture. Rio is, like, obviously just an incredibly beautiful city.
Travis Kelsey
It's rocking. Yeah.
Jason Kelsey
Bella Horizonte was awesome as well. I mean, I just. Listen, if we're going objectively from beauty, Sao Paulo is a bunch of concrete. I'm not gonna lie. But I have heard everybody's reactions on the Internet.
Travis Kelsey
That's so unfair.
Jason Kelsey
Everybody's. They're gonna. They're already gonna be mad at me again. I've heard everybody's reactions. Everybody's like, sao Paulo's got a lot of culture in. In their defense, I only spent one day in Sao Paulo and did nothing but went to a soccer game. So I didn't get to experience the city at all.
Travis Kelsey
Who'd you see play there? Do you remember?
Jason Kelsey
Oh, my gosh. I don't remember which game I saw in Sao Paulo. My favorite game was in Bella Horizonte. We saw Brazil play Chile in the round of 16, where Brazil won in penalty kicks. And they were saying, any.
Travis Kelsey
Any soccer player from that game, Neymar. What? You got to see Neymar play live?
Jason Kelsey
Absolutely. It was awesome. Got to see Neymar play. Like, I forget the Chile player that was there. He was having a really good World Cup. But I do remember distinctly thinking how much better at, like, watching soccer Brazilians were than, like, Americans. You go to the World cup as an American, and they're like, I believe that we can win. I believe that we can win. It's like, what the Fuck are we here for?
Travis Kelsey
We can get that rocking. Yeah. Get that rocket, though. That thing gets rocking.
Jason Kelsey
That is the fucking most loser mentality chant I ever heard in my Life.
Travis Kelsey
Back in 2015, that was a. It was. It was the.
Jason Kelsey
Listen, I did it. I'm an American at the game. I'm gonna do it. But I felt like a complete loser saying, like, I think that we can win. I believe that. Like, what the. You're acting like. So you're saying that there's people that don't believe. It's just a weird chant. It's like, this is just a. It's a shitty chant. And then I go to Brazil. Brazil. I don't remember it exactly, but they're saying something like, chi, chi, chi, le, le, le. And, like. And I was like, oh. And we asked one of the Brazilians. I mean. And they said, we came here to chilling. I was like, yeah, they're better at it. They're better at it than they are. There's a different level of we're here to up from the Brazilians than there is from the. It's just the USA soccer is just a little bit too nice. And, like, you know what I'm talking about, Travis. You know exactly what I'm talking about.
Travis Kelsey
There was a. There was an interview with Zlatan Ibrahimovic, and he. They were asking him, like, which, like, city he enjoyed the most or, like, which fan base he enjoyed the most or something like that. Yeah, and he. He referenced one of the teams he played for. One of the cities he played for was like, they had, like, a specific chant after the first time he scored about him, like, being a God and, like, just being the man. And they just sung that the entire time he was there. He was like, yes, that's pretty fucking epic.
Jason Kelsey
I mean, usa, obviously, we got usa. Usa, which is, like, just the epic, awesome chant. Everybody hates it, probably, which makes me even love it that much more. I just think we have so many great things that we could be chanting rather than. I believe that we could, like. I don't know. I'm out on it. I'm out on that chant so much.
Travis Kelsey
It was good. It was good back then.
Jason Kelsey
Like, you go to, like, watch, like, soccer hooligans. You watch soccer hooligans, like, in England, and they're just talking shit. They're singing songs about talking shit. The Sons of Ben, and I think it's Sons of Ben in Philadelphia for the MLS team. They're fantastic.
Travis Kelsey
I would expect Philly to have some good chance.
Jason Kelsey
It is Here the songs are here in the US the national team just needs to take it to another level. And I think that that's part of the reason why our national team isn't good.
Travis Kelsey
We started. We're too nice.
Jason Kelsey
We don't have the mentality. We came here to fuck you guys. That's what the mentality needs to be. Not like, I think that I can win.
Travis Kelsey
Well, we will fuck you.
Jason Kelsey
Like, do you know how much of a different mentality is it is than to go to a game and be like, oh, I think that I can win. I believe in myself. Or it's like, I came here to up. It is just an entirely different level of like. Like gravitas in Brazil. I'm just being honest.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah, Well, I mean, and I think.
Jason Kelsey
That that's why they. And I think that that's why they beat us. We need the mentality of the U.S. soccer team to be like what some of these other countries we just do. And it can't. It can't be. I believe that we can win. It needs to be. I believe that we can. You up. I believe that we can't. You. Oh. That's what the chance should be. Let me lead the chance next year. The World Cup's coming to Philly. World Cup's coming to Philly. I'll lead the chance. I got it this time. US Go USA don't do that.
Travis Kelsey
You can't do that. Ah, that was great, man. Way to send it. You went full. You went full send there. That was great.
Jason Kelsey
What is it? Redfish, blue fish, white fish, two fish.
Travis Kelsey
One fish, two fish. All right. I don't even.
Jason Kelsey
Goldfish, bronze fish.
Travis Kelsey
What is this? I don't know where you're going with this.
Jason Kelsey
I was trying to think of a word that rhyme with and I couldn't get it. I'll work on it. It'll be good, though. We'll get some good ones.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah. Jason will be the mascot for the American soccer team.
Jason Kelsey
I'm not a mascot. I'm just. I just want to lead the song section or at least be a part of coming up with chants that better reflect the of USA There we go.
Travis Kelsey
There we go. All right, let's get up back on track here. Shout out to everybody down in Brazil. Can't wait to get down there. Sorry if it came off as. As. I'm not excited, because I am.
Jason Kelsey
I am.
Travis Kelsey
Got a huge challenge with the Los Angeles Chargers, baby. Yeah. So we. We got a bunch of primetime games, and then we don't play in the same Slot in consecutive weeks until mid December. So that'll be fun. Got to make sure you check the old schedule, Travis, so you're not late to the game. Is it hard to find a routine when the game day changes so much week to week? No, the routines stay the routines. Depending on when you play, you just slot it in on either, like, a different day. That is, if you play on a short week on like a Saturday or a Friday, you just push up what you got to get done a few days, and then vice versa. If it's a longer day, then you just get more rest, and then you just jump in when the. When the time is right. But no, I don't. I don't find it hard at all.
Jason Kelsey
Love it. I don't know. I don't have anything else to add. Yeah, I mean, I'm a fan of playing on all sorts of different days.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah. Change my routine up, man. I am. Like, I like to have, like, a new, fresh routine or, you know, I like to have, like, when it becomes, like, redundant. It's just the same, you know, Same day, same time can get boring, man.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah, I think. And I'm also just a fan of playing on more prime time times. Like, that's when I'm watching tv and I like it when football's on the television. So let's keep putting good football games on television when everybody's watching. I mean, I think it's just good for the game. Keep taking over all the holidays. We're taking over Thanksgiving, Christmas, NBA. You're fucked. You're never getting that back. I mean, it's. It's the way it is. Are the Chiefs now officially America scene? Well, I mean, listen, the Cowboys aren't. Do you see what happened to this Cowboys fan? I don't even want to say this.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah, dude, he. He switched it up, man.
Jason Kelsey
This is such. Can I just say, this is such a Cowboys fan thing to do.
Travis Kelsey
The city of Dallas is going to fucking kick you in the balls. It does make sense. I see. I hear where you're coming from.
Jason Kelsey
Well, the problem is, like, this guy probably. I don't know, he probably isn't from Dallas. He's probably just a guy that, like, was a fan of Dallas around the.
Travis Kelsey
90S, late 80s and early 90s.
Jason Kelsey
They were just really good. Or he grew up, like, thinking, hey, this is the popular team to pick. And he picked them. And then he had it tattooed across his entire back like it's the coolest thing in the world. And then he's like, oh, these guys Suck. How can I get a cool team on my back?
Travis Kelsey
Just be loyal to us, baby. Just be loyal to us. Listen, we'll. We'll treat you right over here at Chief's Kingdom. We'll make it so you will never have to cover up that Chief's logo. Dude.
Jason Kelsey
By the way, shout out to the tattoo artist that was able to cover this up very well. But. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if they're American team. I think Philly. Philly's building up a big contingency. Really? What happens, I guess when you're really good people just start liking your team.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah. So I'm kind of out on just the whole America's team.
Jason Kelsey
I will say this.
Travis Kelsey
I don't give a. About that.
Jason Kelsey
I don't think anybody wants. I want to be.
Travis Kelsey
I want to be the Chiefs, man. That's who I want to be.
Jason Kelsey
I'm with you.
Travis Kelsey
I'm going to be the big bad Chiefs. Come join if you want, but America's team.
Jason Kelsey
No, we're Kansas City.
Travis Kelsey
I'm cool. The boys can have that if they want them.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah. Any other thoughts on the schedule? I will say Eagles fans are finding out what Chiefs fans and Chiefs. The Chiefs have had to deal with the last couple years. The Eagles play on every day other than two days. This year they're on a lot of primetime television games. I mean, it's just what happens when your team's really good.
Travis Kelsey
Who doesn't want to see?
Jason Kelsey
It's a. It's a badge of hurts.
Travis Kelsey
Saquon Barkley. Play some football.
Jason Kelsey
It's a badge of honor. Yeah. Is it harder? Yes, 100%. You're going to have to figure it out.
Travis Kelsey
Oh, it's not any harder than the regular schedule. We're having a fucking blast. I played in three games in 11 days last year. Wasn't. Wasn't that much harder.
Jason Kelsey
I think it's definitely harder. And you're also playing better teams. When you finish first, you're going to play the best teams in the AFC and the NFC of those respective conferences.
Travis Kelsey
That's reality. That's reality.
Jason Kelsey
You just. It's going to be a hard schedule, and the Eagles have a tough one. It's also constructed oddly in some ways, but I'm excited about it. I'm excited how much will be on prime time and I get to see the boys suit up. So.
Travis Kelsey
Maybe I'm about to say you get to see us suit up against them in week two. Those super bowl rematch, man.
Jason Kelsey
Is that in case you're feeling Kansas City. Kansas City in Arrowhead. We also got the Monday Night Football schedule. We open up Vikings at Bears in week one. Going to be fun after Caleb Williams basically told everybody he wanted to be drafted by the Vikings. Lions at Ravens, Chiefs at the Jaguars.
Travis Kelsey
How about it, baby? Let's go, man.
Jason Kelsey
Commanders of Chiefs. That'll be a good one. That was one thing I'm not happy with the Eagles schedule. The Eagles and Commanders are like, are probably the two front runners to win the division. And they play each other like twice in the last like four games or something like that. Like, it's something crazy where, like it's.
Travis Kelsey
What's wrong with that?
Jason Kelsey
I just wish that there was a game in the earlier part of the season, then there's a game at the end of the season. I don't like when especially those games are going to come down to be like, very like pivotal for the division and it's going to be able to swing.
Travis Kelsey
Put them at the end of the year when they're for the division.
Jason Kelsey
No, you put one at the end of the year. You don't. If the Washington sucked at the beginning of the year and all of a sudden they win the last two games against the Eagles, I think that's. Or vice versa. Just being honest. I think it's. It's a weird way to, like, what if somebody's hurt at that point in the season, but they're going to be healthy for the playoffs. I'm just saying I like it when it's spaced out more. If you want to put us against the Giants late in the year because nobody really expects them to be very good, that's fine. But like to have that.
Travis Kelsey
I think it's harder. I think it's harder to schedule these things than you think.
Jason Kelsey
I think you're probably right. But I also think that I have the right to complain about is tough.
Travis Kelsey
Playing a team like twice in like three weeks. So I'll give you that. That's hard, right? I've done it before. That is not a fucking easy feat.
Jason Kelsey
I also got two Eagles games that are gonna be on Monday night. Excited about that. We're at lambo in week 10 and at the Chargers.
Travis Kelsey
Oh, both away. Damn. We couldn't get the Eagles a home Monday night game.
Jason Kelsey
I think they saw the last home Monday night game and they're like, yeah, Kelsey was a little bit too. We gotta. We can't let him go back to Philadelphia. Like, they almost blew Dumpy's knee out.
Travis Kelsey
Like, hilarious. They're like, yeah, that's not good for tv.
Jason Kelsey
We're going to get away from this.
Travis Kelsey
That was hilarious. That was well put. All right, well, we got some. Some rule changes about to be voted on. Jason. Yeah, yeah. Proposed rule change. The last thing. By the time this airs, they will have come to a conclusion on some of this stuff. The NFL owners are having an annual spring meeting in Eagan, Minnesota. Beautiful Minnesota. It's probably gorgeous there right now. There will be voters on the following. Banning the Tush push for the one millionth time.
Jason Kelsey
Yep.
Travis Kelsey
Changing the playoff seating. That's right. Instead of your division actually mattering during the season, they're just gonna post whoever has the best records. It sounds like the last one is the. The Olympic flag football. 2028 debut of flag football in the Olympics is coming up. And we got to figure out, you know, how involved and whether or not the NFL is going to allow the NFL players to play and participate in it.
Jason Kelsey
Where do we want to start with this? Do we want to start with the changing the playoff seating? Sounds like you're against it.
Travis Kelsey
I. Why are we playing division? Why? The division isn't going to matter anymore.
Jason Kelsey
Well, it still determines if you go to the playoffs. It just determines, like, if you win the division, you're not automatically going to get a home game in the first round, I think is what that means.
Travis Kelsey
I thought that was a part of winning the division was like. You get that?
Jason Kelsey
I agree. And I kind of. That's why I'm kind of not in favor of changing it. I think I understand what they're trying to accomplish. Benny's in time out right now. Benny, are we okay? You don't like the rule change either? You think the division winner should keep their home game, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I think she thinks that. Benny, do you want to help out with the rule changes? Come here, sweetie.
Travis Kelsey
Benny. She might be the smartest 2 year old ever if she agrees with this.
Jason Kelsey
She's probably better at deciding all this stuff than everybody else deciding it. Benny.
Travis Kelsey
She's unbiased.
Jason Kelsey
What do you think about the Tush push? Should the Eagles be allowed to do the Tush push? You're in time out. Yeah, they have. Should the NFL be in timeout for proposing banning the Tush push? No. Okay. You're not being any fun right now. All right?
Travis Kelsey
Let's just talk about the Tush push. What do you think about the Tush push?
Jason Kelsey
Well, I want to. Let's start with the. I think we should.
Travis Kelsey
Tell me whether you like it or not.
Jason Kelsey
I want to start with the playoff seed, we'll get to his push. Last playoff seating. I understand when it's like an 8 and 8 team, how they all of a sudden get a home game versus a team that was. Is like 11 and, you know, six because they got a wild card spot because somebody else was really good in the division. But I also kind of like, sometimes those division records are low because the divisions are really competitive and those teams fought each other all year round. I kind of like the way the thing is structured already. I don't like changing things that I think are largely not broken. Like just play the freaking game. I don't know. I think it's fine the way it is.
Travis Kelsey
I think it's perfect the way it is.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah.
Travis Kelsey
If. If you want a higher seed, win your division and have the best record.
Jason Kelsey
I'm with you on that. Olympic flag football. 1,000% in favor of the owners allowing NFL players to participate.
Travis Kelsey
2,000%.
Jason Kelsey
Like, one thing that I think. I think we both probably speak on behalf of every NFL player. One of the things that is always sucked about football is that there's no way to represent your country well. Now that flag football will be in the Olympics, there officially is a way to replace represent the country on the largest stage possible. I know that the current USA flag football team has a lot of things to say. I believe. I can't remember the quarterback's name. He has been stated as saying he's better than Patrick Mahomes. I believe that's verbatim.
Travis Kelsey
I think we should find out saying he's. Yeah. And the style he plays is suited pretty good.
Jason Kelsey
I like watching him play.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah.
Jason Kelsey
I just think he's out of his mind. If he thinks he's a better quarterback than Patrick Mahomes, that's fine.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah.
Jason Kelsey
We'll find out. I think we should actually just play a game and figure out who qualifies. Represent the United States of America.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah. Also, if you decleat somebody by accident, do you get kicked out of the game?
Jason Kelsey
I said I don't know what the official rules are.
Travis Kelsey
Because if you. But if you strike some fear in them boys.
Jason Kelsey
Oh, whoops.
Travis Kelsey
All of a sudden.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah. Yeah. You want to bring. You want to be the bad boys. You're bring that Detroit Pistons mentality, Broad street bullies mentality to flag football.
Travis Kelsey
That's what I'm talking about right there.
Jason Kelsey
I can dig it.
Travis Kelsey
That's what I'm talking about.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah. I'm a huge favor of this. I think that everybody in the United States wants to see this or at least the opportunity to compete to be able to represent your country and let's face it, like the the football is America's game. It's one of the few games that is uniquely American. And the fact that that it's going to be on display in this form world stage, yeah is is awesome. And I think as Americans we should all want the biggest names that are able to be a part of it. A part of it. And then lastly, obviously there's the Tush push which they are voting on banning. It feels like this is the most legitimate chance it's had since they've been voting on it to be banned. I'll say this, I'm actually going to Minnesota. I was asked what so there were some things said at the last owner's meeting, essentially saying that some of the owners and coaches hinted that the reason I stopped playing was because of the Tush push and that I got hurt on the Tush push frequently.
Travis Kelsey
What the fuck.
Jason Kelsey
So I'm really just going to honestly.
Travis Kelsey
Dad out here telling reporters this.
Jason Kelsey
I'm just going to answer any questions people have about my partaking in this play. I really don't and I mean this with all sincerity, I don't care whether it gets banned or not. I think that at the end of the day this is why you vote on things. And if they vote to ban the Tush push, the Eagles are still going to run quarterback sneak at a very high percentage. They're still I we were very successful quarterback sneak before it was the Tush push or brotherly shovel. And I just think that the players are very good at executing that play. In particular, is it marginally better with the push? I think so. But I also like if everybody's fed up with it and everybody does feel that it's either a threat to player safety or they want to go back to the old rule that you can't assist runners. We're all going to vote on. I don't want to like try and persuade, although I do think that like the health thing, there's not any data to suggest that it's less healthy or that it's more unsafe. Matter of fact, I think a regular short yardage play is probably more unsafe than a Tush push. The assisting the runner has never made sense to me because defensive players are allowed to gang tackle running backs. Why are they allowed to like stop a running back with four defensive players but I can't help my running back out well because life isn't fair. Jason, It's a good point and that's why somebody's going to vote on this. And the fairness will be determined by the owners and the committee. But I'm just going to offer any type of. Like, if anybody has any questions about the. The tush push or whether I retired because of the tush push, I'll tell you this right now. I'll come out of retirement today if you tell me all I got to do is run 80 tush pushes to play in the NFL. I'll do that gladly. It'll be the easiest job in the world, and It'll be like 80 some snaps. I think it's. It's. It's the overall ability to play the game and some of the plays that are a lot harder than that to execute. I don't know. I don't. It feels weird going there. I don't even know if I should, but I was invited.
Travis Kelsey
Nah, dude, you're in. You're in. I can't wait to see a picture of you with a fucking poster that says pro tush push.
Jason Kelsey
I'm not. Listen, I'm okay with it.
Travis Kelsey
Keep the push. Keep the push. Push my tush Push my.
Jason Kelsey
Do you think it's weird that I'm going? Should I go? Should I not go?
Travis Kelsey
No.
Jason Kelsey
I've been going back and forth.
Travis Kelsey
This is very. This is very. I think you're doing Philadelphia and the Eagles organization. Right. By going in here and representing that it's not what people are making it out to be, I think you're doing. I think you're being a good teammate and a good player of the organization or former player.
Jason Kelsey
No, Jason, here's.
Travis Kelsey
I have an honest pitch. You should have all the owners line up and run a tush push. No, no.
Jason Kelsey
This is my job. This is my job.
Travis Kelsey
Make them run it.
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They'll know it's fine.
Jason Kelsey
It's not a bad idea.
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Jerry, get under center.
Jason Kelsey
Let's run a tush push right now. You. You and me, Jerry. And let's figure out how dangerous this thing is.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah. They'll be banned in a heartbeat. Are you kidding me? All right, let's get out of this thing. Can't wait to see what happens in old Minnesota with the. The new rule changes. Thank you to our partner, Kingsford.
Jason Kelsey
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Travis Kelsey
T. What's on your grilling lineup for Memorial Day? Jason?
Jason Kelsey
Almost assuredly we will make burgers, hot dogs, and probably ribs.
Travis Kelsey
Burgers and dogs. Can't beat it. Throw some ribs in there. I love it.
Jason Kelsey
That's pretty much the go to in our house.
Travis Kelsey
And I will say go to on everybody's house.
Jason Kelsey
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Travis Kelsey
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Jason Kelsey
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Travis Kelsey
Jason, I think it's time to get to what you know. One of our favorite segments.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah, baby.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah.
Jason Kelsey
It's time. It's time. How do you can. For the New Heights Film Club. Can you do like the projector sound?
Travis Kelsey
It's time. Projected time.
Jason Kelsey
Brought to you by Reese's and their new peanut butter and jelly cups. For this installment of New Heights Film Club, we are reviewing the cult classic childhood favorite, potentially greatest, dare I say kids movie of all time.
Travis Kelsey
Ah, damn. There were so many good ones in the 90s too, man. I don't know. I don't know. I think to argue. Yeah, it's up. It's up there.
Jason Kelsey
The 1993 classic.
Travis Kelsey
93 was a good year, man.
Jason Kelsey
What happened in 93?
Travis Kelsey
Michael Jordan won his third NBA championship in 1993.
Jason Kelsey
Nice, nice, nice. Well, they also released the Sandlot. I don't know. We rewatched it. I love watching kids movies again at a later time because you think about the movie different, especially being a dad now. I thought about the whole relationship of Smalls and the stepdad and kind of what Smalls was going through and a much different light than I had ever thought of the movie. But, Trav, what were your initial thoughts as an adult, as a parent, would.
Travis Kelsey
You ever, like, I feel like, do kids even go outside anymore and like fucking go to the. Go to the park and play baseball? I used. We used to do that, like at least once a week.
Jason Kelsey
Well, I don't know that we did it once. We did a lot. We would go to Fairfax.
Travis Kelsey
Dude, I went to Cord Lenovo and played almost every week. It was insane.
Jason Kelsey
First of all, this movie takes place in a different time where parents just let their kids do whatever they want. They just let them go outside. And then you said to come back when the street. You had to come back once the street lights come on. That was the rule.
Travis Kelsey
Boy, you got a good old ass whooping.
Jason Kelsey
And we were around right for kind of the start of that going away a little bit. Like, I think there was a whole scare in the 90s that everybody was trying to kidnap your kids. As if anybody wants these things. Nobody wants your fucking kid. What person in their right mind wants a fucking kid? It's a fucking biggest goddamn burden you could. Like, if that thing wasn't biologically associated with me, well, I would adopt two, actually. If I'm. If I'm being honest, I love kids.
Travis Kelsey
But let's be sensitive to the people that actually have gotten their kids kidnapped.
Jason Kelsey
Okay, that's fair. That's fair.
Travis Kelsey
The best line ever is Ed Kelsey saying, kid that they take, they bring you right back. Yeah, you got kid out there, they bring you right back. I ain't worried about that.
Jason Kelsey
Oh, gosh. I just remember the don't take candy from a stranger. Like, if anybody comes up to you, offers you candy, don't take it. In my head, I'm like, I'm definitely taking candy. If somebody offers it to me, are you an idiot? I'm definitely taking that candy.
Travis Kelsey
Free candy. I'm in.
Jason Kelsey
There's definitely a push. I think that scared a lot of parents from letting their kids go out. Dad definitely let us go out, but he always knew where we were at. And I don't know if you know this, but I would see him riding, he would drive by and he would make sure everything was all right every once in a while. Yeah, I mean, definitely. We could have been getting that for sure, but it was.
Travis Kelsey
The real question is, was he just doing that for us or was that an excuse to get out of the house? Stop at the wings down the street.
Jason Kelsey
He's gonna go get some.
Travis Kelsey
Mama's going back home. Yeah, sweetie, don't worry. I. He's. They're all good. They're up at the park. Where'd you get the wings?
Jason Kelsey
Yeah. So good. Yeah. I mean, I think it's so good for kids to go out and just play unaccompanied by adults, to be honest with you.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah. You grow up. Yeah.
Jason Kelsey
And there's so many awesome moments in this movie that it's kind of. I don't know if it would be classified as like a coming of age movie, but it's definitely catches Smalls at a part in his life where he's moved into a new city. He doesn't have any friends. He doesn't have a father figure that's worth a.
Travis Kelsey
He's got a good group of guys helping him see the light of day, man.
Jason Kelsey
His mom encourages to go outside and make friends and the friends make fun of him and bully him a little.
Travis Kelsey
Bit, but it's the best.
Jason Kelsey
But Benny tells him, like, hey, those guys, man, whatever, Just go and like. Like, there's so many positive ways of dealing with, like, people making fun of you to, like, not having friends. Just Go get out of the house.
Travis Kelsey
Get the. Out of the.
Jason Kelsey
Out of the house.
Travis Kelsey
You're having a little rough day.
Jason Kelsey
Get the out. You're gonna go find somebody that you're gonna get along with. I promise you. Just get the. Out the house. But there's just so many great moments of, like, positive mental relationships and kind of like how to cope with, you know, maybe. Maybe being somebody with a single parent who's now in a new relationship. And I think that the whole backdrop of baseball is just perfect. Like, baseball is a sport. I wrote this down because it really stood out more watching it as an adult. Like, this whole movie is really about legend, right? And the sport of baseball is about legend because it's so old. There's these stories of, like, shooting stories. But part of it, like, the reason it's so much kind of like folklore is because cameras weren't around. And, like, it's just like, word of mouth. Like, all we know about it is.
Travis Kelsey
There'S no more legends anymore. There's no more legends. Everything's on video. Everything.
Jason Kelsey
Exactly. Every. But, like, all of these baseball stories and these figures are larger than life. And then within the movie itself, you have Hercules and the beast and Wendy Peppercorn, the. The highly sought after.
Travis Kelsey
Don't do that unicorn. It'll just. Because you watch the movie and everybody got on our ass, it'll be Wendy.
Jason Kelsey
Peppercorn forever and, like, Benny the Jet pickling. Like, it's all just these, like, larger than life stories and folklore. And. I don't know, it just, like, makes you. It was so well done with the sport of baseball. Why Everybody loves baseball. How kids associate things. This kid lacks a father figure, lacks friends. And so many of us as young kids and boys or girls, you look for these, like, role models in your life. And you are drawn to these larger than life characters and the athletes of the time and you make friends. And I just think it was a. It was a. It was a really, just awesome depiction of the importance of sports. The importance of friendship, the specialness and the ability to learn from sports. Like Babe Ruth. Heroes are forgotten, but legends never die. Like, all of these things that, like.
Travis Kelsey
There was a bit of, like, the. The. The magicalness of, like, hope and. And like. And you find you're that camaraderie and that, like, that chemistry with. With your friends and like, especially it being like, new friends or like something that you. You. You all are encountering for the first time and getting through that. Dude, that scene where Benny's getting chased by the dog. Is one of the most epic. Like, I forgot how epic that scene was, where he's, like, literally getting chased all throughout the entire city. Like, imagining that as a kid. Oh, my God.
Jason Kelsey
Right?
Travis Kelsey
It's so good, dude.
Jason Kelsey
Insane. And the dog being this, like. Like magical beast the entire movie. And Benny's the one eventually who gets the better of it. Even, like. Like, Smalls going. Being terrible at baseball to the point that everybody's laughing at him. And instead of, like, some teacher coming up and being like, hey, don't make fun of Smalls. Like, Smalls ends up, Benny's like, hey, those guys go out there, I'm gonna hit you this fly ball. Just put your glove up, right? He catches it. He throws it. And then everybody loves Smalls. And it's like, there's a. There's a beauty in Smalls taking care of that with the help of his friend, rather than, like, some authority figure, like, assisting this kid. You know what I mean? If there's, like, a different level of, like. Like coping with some of these dynamics that I think a lot of the times we get nervous to put our kids in these situations or that our kids are going to experience these. But in reality, they're all really important for kids to go through this. And this writer, I'm sure, was writing from a lot of personal experience. These end up being, like, cemented into your brain is, like, huge pivotal moments. Right. And I don't know. It was just really well done. I don't know. That's all I got from that.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah. Yeah. And also, if you're not making fun of your friends, like, you're doing friendship wrong like that. Watching that movie, I'm like, dude, this is exactly who my friendship group is today. Like, we still have that little kid in us that is just like, I'm gonna fucking roast my friend, and he's gonna probably get me back in some form or some way. And it's just. It's just gonna be hysterical for everybody to be a part of. And it's also gonna show, like, hey, it doesn't matter what you look like. You know, where you come from, what you do. Everybody can have fun making fun of each other and still find that love and appreciation for each other at the same time.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah. And it. I like that Small, like, Smalls, doesn't listen. He gets discouraged a little bit by the guys, but then he listens to the guy that's uplifting him, Benny.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
Jason Kelsey
All right. I fuck with this guy. This guy's on my side, and he's hitting the ball. And there's a lot of, like, really good, positive themes of, like, relationships, mentally, how to cope with adversity and new scenarios and trying to achieve new tasks, leaning into your strengths. He makes the erector set because he's a smart kid to try and get the baseball back. And it's all backdrop by maybe one of the best soundtracks I've ever been a part of watching a movie. I mean, every so good single song is just like. Is so good.
Travis Kelsey
I was gonna say it's crazy that. That. That we're just as far away from that movie as that movie was from the year it was depicted in the film.
Jason Kelsey
Oh, wow. I didn't know that.
Travis Kelsey
So 1962 was the year it was depicted. It came out in 93. We are now 32 years from 1993. And those are 62 and 93 were 31 years apart.
Jason Kelsey
That's crazy. That is nuts.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah.
Jason Kelsey
That is a great fun fact. I think the scene with the fireworks and Ray Charles saying, america, the beautiful America.
Travis Kelsey
Dude, it's magical. Okay?
Jason Kelsey
Yeah, man.
Travis Kelsey
The fireworks going off to just the sounds of the fireworks and how. Dude, it was epic. Did you. Have you ever tried chew?
Jason Kelsey
I've had dip. I don't know that I think I would have tried chew one time. My one bud, Jeremy Gadda, I shouldn't even say. One of my buddies was big into chew for a little bit.
Travis Kelsey
Grown ass adults. Yeah, he's over here. Like, oh, no, Jerry. Jeremy might get in trouble with his parents.
Jason Kelsey
My guy. My guy Jeremy was. He used to chew a little bit.
Travis Kelsey
What's up, boy?
Jason Kelsey
You. You. Shout out.
Travis Kelsey
Shout out to all the Gaddas, man.
Jason Kelsey
Chew didn't really do much. Have you ever done chew?
Travis Kelsey
No, I haven't. I've done dip one time.
Jason Kelsey
Chew didn't do much dip.
Travis Kelsey
I did twice. I did it up at all the higher ground, but go ahead.
Jason Kelsey
Dip made me super loopy and I threw up, dude.
Travis Kelsey
Every time I tried it, like, I didn't get.
Jason Kelsey
I never got.
Travis Kelsey
Every time I was like, all right, well, my body's just not into this.
Jason Kelsey
I never got into that one. Which sandlot character? Well, we all. Travis is Benny the Jet.
Travis Kelsey
Listen, I had PF Flyers growing up, man. Let's go.
Jason Kelsey
You were, I will say, you were also the magnetic person. You know what I mean? Like, not, like, not just saying that to you. You were always, like, the character that everybody, like, came to for, like, encouragement. Like, that was your personality within, like, the friend groups. It felt like.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah. I mean, I'LL take. I'll take that if you're gonna say it.
Jason Kelsey
I will say for sure.
Travis Kelsey
I think there was a little. There's a little bit of all of us in. In there. I think you were. I think you were. Squints, you were a fucking nerd. You were a nerd growing up.
Jason Kelsey
Sneak. Sneak. Kissing Wendy Peppercorn.
Travis Kelsey
You knew it was the only way. You're getting one bold move.
Jason Kelsey
I mean, listen, it's a good thing Squints was so young, because you. You pull that move as a child, it's kind of like, oh, that was kind of. You're good balls, you move balls.
Travis Kelsey
You move. Silly. Silly.
Jason Kelsey
You do that. It's like the same age. You're older, let alone that you're going to be arrested.
Travis Kelsey
Getting arrested, son. All right, come here. Give you a good talking to. You can't be doing this type of out here. Oh, iconic, though. Was there a Cleveland Heights version of sand there? There was one on. There was 100. I mean, I. All the guy. All the guys that I played baseball with, and it wasn't just baseball, but all the guys I played travel baseball with. A lot of Jesu kids, a lot of St. Anne's kids, a lot of. A lot of Heights kids, we all would go up to court. Lenovo or St. Anne's or Fairfax. Forest Hills. Yeah, Fairfax as well. We used to go up there. We would always find a way to go up there with a ball and a bat and a glove and just, you know, have some fun. Until we lost the ball because we hit it into somebody's yard. It's literally. Yeah. Yeah.
Jason Kelsey
That's one of the reasons it's so beautiful. In the fence, in particular, like at Fairfax, the left side of outfield is completely open.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah.
Jason Kelsey
But the right side of our field was a. Was a. And if you hit it over that fence, the game was over. Like, there wasn't another ball. Like, that was the.
Travis Kelsey
There was no climbing this fence. This fence was like the Great Wall of China. It was enormous.
Jason Kelsey
The only difference was there wasn't like a dog that everybody's afraid of, but it was the end of the game if anybody was.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah. Nobody was going in the family's backyard.
Jason Kelsey
And we also played other sports. We played roller hockey at Roxboro Elementary. They had an old basketball caged in court where they had cut the basketball hoops off at, like, 4 foot and for some reason left the posts in the ground.
Travis Kelsey
Oh, yeah.
Jason Kelsey
And we would go up there roller hockey. And we would play and we would play Posts. And if you hit the post, it was a goal. And we would play 2 on 2, 3 on 3. However many guys came up.
Travis Kelsey
The majority of the sandlot games that we played though were. I would always play like 2 on 2 or 3 on 3 football up at St. Anne's yeah, we would play it on like this, the thinner part of grass. And if you got close, we would play. If you were on grass, we would play tackle. But if you got close to the cement, you had to do two hand touch.
Jason Kelsey
I remember that. Yeah, you weren't allowed to tackle close to the cement.
Travis Kelsey
Good rule. Nobody wanted to go home up and have to explain to your mom you got up.
Jason Kelsey
What else? Yeah, be nice to the dorky kid who can't throw a baseball. No, don't be nice to him. That's the whole point of the movie. You make fun of the kid until he learns to throw the baseball.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah, but there was one guy that, you know. No, that didn't. That. That realized it. It was getting too far. This guy has no confidence now. So we got to, you know, build him back up. Yeah, we gotta. We gotta build him back up, baby. You know what I mean? Do you see how that's the best part about being a friend. You build somebody up just to chop them down at the beach. Two minutes later, I'm just.
Jason Kelsey
I'm just gonna. Honest. Without. Without the kids making fun of him. Then he doesn't feel like he accomplishes anything.
Travis Kelsey
There you go. You're right.
Jason Kelsey
You know what I mean? You need that. You need it.
Travis Kelsey
You need it.
Jason Kelsey
You need your friends to cripple you with just like.
Travis Kelsey
You need your parents to cripple you. You need to embarrass the. Out of you.
Jason Kelsey
What else do we got? MVP of the movie. All right, who we going? MVP of the movie. We got Squints, Ham, Porter.
Travis Kelsey
I think Porter's gotta be the Porter's like. Porter's like my guy. Patty Banks, man.
Jason Kelsey
He is. He reminds me so much of Patty Baked.
Travis Kelsey
He walks in and everybody's just happier because Porter is in the house.
Jason Kelsey
He's going to say something just off the walls that nobody's like.
Travis Kelsey
All right. And you could tell, like how Porter talks to everybody. Bacon has been talking to grown ups like he talks to them now since he was 5 years old.
Jason Kelsey
So true.
Travis Kelsey
Why are we running like this? Yeah, he's a talk to our lacrosse coach. All right, how about. How about you guys run since I'm the goalie.
Jason Kelsey
Benny the Jet. Definitely the MVP of the movie. I think I mean, he saves the day, saves the ball, saves Smalls 100. All right, I take it back. Wendy Peppercorn was. I mean, she was pretty. She's pretty good looking.
Travis Kelsey
Thank you.
Jason Kelsey
I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I. I'll take that loss. I think it's just like the old school. Like clothing and hairstyle is just not for me. But she, she's pretty good.
Travis Kelsey
All right.
Jason Kelsey
I love the American nostalgia. Just like the pure American ness of the movie.
Travis Kelsey
Dude, so good, man.
Jason Kelsey
It's just beautiful.
Travis Kelsey
They did such a good job of getting all these different ethnicities in there. And, you know, baseball really brings us all together type feel. Baseball being America's sport as well. So.
Jason Kelsey
Big fan of the ragtag sandlot guys beating the travel baseball team and their fresh new bikes and uniforms. I'm always a fan of silver spoon fucks getting their asses handed to them by working class people.
Travis Kelsey
Shout out to the public schools.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah, exactly. Playing. How about the way they're all just playing baseball and blue jeans? Could you think of a more uncomfortable like piece of equipment to play a sport in then?
Travis Kelsey
They didn't. They didn't have dick sporty goods back then, dude. They didn't have just like, he's just.
Jason Kelsey
Chafing their asses off. Like, they gotta be just like Jungle Rod out.
Travis Kelsey
The wild 60s were a different day and age.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah, man. Yeah. They must really love baseball. They're playing baseball. Blue jeans. Yeah, but you gotta love baseball.
Travis Kelsey
You did everything in blue jeans back in the day. All right, let's give it a little film club pff grade for the movie Jason. What we got? The plot. The plot. One out of ten. What do we got?
Jason Kelsey
Well, PFF is out of 100, right?
Travis Kelsey
Yeah, we're going plot.
Jason Kelsey
All right. Plot.
Travis Kelsey
We're going out of 10.
Jason Kelsey
We've been doing all the other ones out of 100.
Travis Kelsey
Is that right? I thought we've been doing them all out of like 8.5 or like it's been like 80.
Jason Kelsey
Like 83. I promise, I promise.
Travis Kelsey
It's all the same.
Jason Kelsey
It will end up being the exact same plot. I'm going to say, I think, I don't know that you could have a better plot of a movie for like a kids movie and like teaching like tools and ways to cope with all these like different things and the, the legend that like the continual theme of like these larger than life figures. I just thought it was all just. It's all beautiful. I'm going.
Travis Kelsey
It's up there.
Jason Kelsey
I mean, I hate to give 100, but we got to give it like an Aaron Donald level. I got to go like 90. It's gotta be like a 95. It's gotta be like this thing should be defensive player of the year type plot. Right?
Travis Kelsey
I'm. I'm down with. I'm down. I don't know a movie that has a better plot. So I'm going 99.
Jason Kelsey
Let's go 99. We'll give it the great. The. What's it called? The great one. 99 out of 100. All right.
Travis Kelsey
Okay.
Jason Kelsey
Acting. Acting for a kids movie. Incredible, if I'm being honest with you. Like, I thought it was unreal.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah, I'm with you. And then you got James Earl Jones. Gosh, just one of the best actors of our entire child, if we're being honest.
Jason Kelsey
He plays a blind man better than Stevie Wonder.
Travis Kelsey
Hey, he's not the only one with these accusations.
Jason Kelsey
Shout out to Stevie. All right. Acting, I mean, for a bunch of kids. I gotta go 99 again. I'm going the great one again.
Travis Kelsey
We can go 99. I love this movie. So.
Jason Kelsey
So. All right. How well it holds up?
Travis Kelsey
Still holds up. I mean, it might be a little biased. I might be biased. Did you have the girls watch it?
Jason Kelsey
I tried to. I mean, the girls are at an age. Wyatt is the only one that's really going to sit down and watch a movie like this. Yeah, Ellie kind of at times she got a little bit scared at like the Hercules, like when they're squint is telling the story in the treehouse and stuff like that. But to me it holds up.99. But I think to. To the regular people to like the regular public probably isn't a 99, but screw the rate. I mean, we're the ones rating it.
Travis Kelsey
So 99, it's nostalgia.
Jason Kelsey
For me, baseball, I mean, 99, this is the essence of baseball.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah. I don't think there is a better baseball movie.
Jason Kelsey
It really hits it like the beauty of baseball. It has Americana. It has like let legend and heroes and like the. The folklore embedded within the story itself. And it combines it with like Henry Aaron and Babe Ruth and like it's just all just so it gets to the essence of what makes baseball so incredible. Yeah. Wendy Peppercorn, listen, she was better than I thought. But I'm not giving Wendy Peppercorn 99. I'm just not.
Travis Kelsey
I'll give her a 90. She was odd.
Jason Kelsey
I can't go 90. I can't give it like a line out of 10.
Travis Kelsey
I can't say give it with you. We'll be in the middle. What is it?
Jason Kelsey
I'll go 80. Let's give her 85. 85.
Travis Kelsey
85. So 87. 87 is a good number.
Jason Kelsey
I like it. No, I'm giving her 80. I'm giving her 80.
Travis Kelsey
Oh, you're giving her 80. All right. So 85.
Jason Kelsey
So 85.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah.
Jason Kelsey
All right, what do we got? What's the. What's the PFF. The official PFF grade for.
Travis Kelsey
Drum roll. It looks like it's a.
Jason Kelsey
99.2.
Travis Kelsey
What? There's no way that's the average.
Jason Kelsey
Somebody. Somebody did the math.
Travis Kelsey
Dude, that is so wrong.
Jason Kelsey
So wrong.
Travis Kelsey
How did you get more. More than 99? Yeah, how did. How did. How on earth did he get more than 99 when there's not a single.
Jason Kelsey
This is good. This is quick, quick, quick. Average math by Travis Kelsey has disclosed Brandon's error. 96.2. The wave. Was it the wave?
Travis Kelsey
It was 1 0. 103 7. 103 7. The wave or 173.
Jason Kelsey
96.2. I think it's a pretty solid rating.
Travis Kelsey
And that does it for New Heights Film Club. Appreciate you guys giving us another film to, you know, review, and that was a fun one to watch. New Heights Film Club is brought to you by Reese's and their new PB and J cups.
Jason Kelsey
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New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce: Episode 140 Summary
Release Date: May 21, 2025
In Episode 140 of "New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce," titled "End of The Tush Push, NFL Olympians & Why The Sandlot Is The Best Sports Movie Of All Time," brothers Jason and Travis Kelce delve into significant developments within the NFL, the sport's potential Olympic debut, and share their nostalgic appreciation for the classic film "The Sandlot." The episode is structured into several engaging segments, each offering unique insights and humor characteristic of the Kelce brothers.
The episode opens with a heated discussion about the NFL's ongoing deliberations to ban the "Tush Push" play, a short-yardage strategy frequently employed by the Philadelphia Eagles. Jason and Travis express strong opinions on the matter, highlighting both safety concerns and strategic implications.
Jason Kelce emphasizes, "I think it's a regular short yardage play is probably more unsafe than a Tush Push. The assisting the runner has never made sense to me because defensive players are allowed to gang tackle running backs" [46:48]. This points to his belief that the Tush Push, contrary to some opinions, might not pose greater risks compared to traditional plays.
Travis Kelce adds his perspective by asserting, "I think it's perfect the way it is. If you want a higher seed, win your division and have the best record" [47:34], showing his support for maintaining current playoff seeding rules, which prioritize division winners.
The brothers also discuss their personal experiences and the impact of these rule changes on their careers. Jason candidly shares, "I'll come out of retirement today if you tell me all I got to do is run 80 tush pushes to play in the NFL" [50:19], underscoring his commitment to the play despite its potential ban.
Transitioning to international sports, Jason and Travis explore the NFL's initiative to introduce flag football into the 2028 Olympics. Both brothers advocate for the inclusion, recognizing the significance it holds for American representation in the global arena.
Jason Kelce enthusiastically states, "Olympic flag football. 1,000% in favor of the owners allowing NFL players to participate" [47:45], highlighting the opportunity for NFL athletes to showcase their skills on a world stage.
Travis Kelce supports this sentiment, adding, "I think we should find out saying he's... yeah. And the style he plays is suited pretty good" [48:18], referring to the competitiveness and professionalism NFL players can bring to Olympic flag football.
The discussion underscores the potential benefits of having NFL players represent the United States, enhancing the sport's visibility and fostering national pride through international competition.
A standout segment of the episode is the "New Heights Film Club," where Jason and Travis review the beloved 1993 film "The Sandlot." Their conversation is infused with personal anecdotes, critical analysis, and a shared appreciation for the movie's timeless themes.
Jason Kelce reflects on the film's enduring impact, stating, "Baseball is the essence of baseball. It has Americana. It has legend and heroes and like it's just all beautiful" [77:30]. He praises the movie for its portrayal of friendship, overcoming adversity, and the cultural significance of baseball in American life.
Travis Kelce echoes this admiration, noting, "I don't think there is a better baseball movie. It really hits it like the beauty of baseball. It has Americana. It has legend and heroes and like it's just all so it gets to the essence of what makes baseball so incredible" [76:00]. The brothers delve into character dynamics, memorable scenes, and the film's nostalgic value, illustrating why "The Sandlot" holds a special place in their hearts.
Their enthusiastic discussion not only celebrates the film but also resonates with listeners who share a love for classic sports movies, emphasizing the universal themes of friendship, growth, and the love of the game.
Further into the episode, Jason and Travis examine the upcoming NFL schedule and the implications of playoff seeding changes. They discuss the challenges and excitement brought about by playing multiple primetime games and the impact on team strategies.
Jason Kelce mentions, "We got a bunch of primetime games, and then we don't play in the same Slot in consecutive weeks until mid-December. So that'll be fun" [31:07], highlighting the varied scheduling that keeps the season dynamic.
Travis Kelce adds, "If you play on a short week on like a Saturday or a Friday, you just push up what you got to get done a few days" [37:30], emphasizing the adaptability required by players to maintain performance amid shifting game times.
The brothers acknowledge the increased visibility and competitiveness that primetime slots bring, reflecting on how these changes influence both players' routines and fan engagement.
Throughout the episode, Jason and Travis engage with their audience through fan mentions and shout-outs, fostering a sense of community among listeners. They respond to fan tweets, celebrate community achievements, and encourage continued support for the show.
A notable interaction involves Will Compton, a University of Nebraska alumnus, who tweets about the Cincinnati Bearcats versus the Nebraska Cornhuskers game at Arrowhead Stadium. The Kelce brothers humorously amplify his competitive spirit and engage in friendly banter, reinforcing the show's personable and inclusive atmosphere [14:03].
Additionally, they celebrate their March Madness bracket winner, Matt Oliver, who shares his excitement through social media. Jason commends Matt, "Congratulations to Matt rocking the Reds hat, the blacked out Reds cap" [19:53], showcasing the show's dedication to acknowledging and appreciating their dedicated fan base.
As the episode wraps up, Jason and Travis reflect on the discussed topics, reiterating their enthusiasm for the future of the NFL and the upcoming Olympic flag football debut. They reaffirm their commitment to providing insightful and entertaining content for their listeners, blending serious discussions with lighthearted moments.
Travis Kelce concludes, "This is the closest I'm ever going to get to Agro Craig. Legends of the Hidden Temple pendant" [09:12], blending humor with anticipation for the show's ongoing journey.
Jason Kelce adds, "It's the essence of baseball. It has Americana. It has like legendary heroes" [82:00], summarizing their enduring passion for sports and storytelling.
Overall, Episode 140 offers a comprehensive exploration of pivotal NFL developments, the sport's international aspirations, and a heartfelt homage to a cherished sports film, all delivered with the engaging chemistry and humor that "New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce" is known for.
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This episode balances critical sports analysis with personal stories and cultural reflections, making it an invaluable listen for NFL enthusiasts and sports fans alike.