Flag Football, Poop Dolla Legacy & Worst Jobs w/ Adam Devine, Blake Anderson & Anders Holm | Ep 184

Summary

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Podcast Summary: "Flag Football, Poop Dolla Legacy & Worst Jobs w/ Adam Devine, Blake Anderson & Anders Holm"

New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce | Ep. 184
Date: March 25, 2026
Guests: Adam Devine, Blake Anderson, Anders Holm ("Workaholics")

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode, Jason and Travis Kelce are joined by comedy trio Adam Devine, Blake Anderson, and Anders Holm from “Workaholics.” The crew dives into the joys of flag football, random roller coaster trivia, the notorious “poop dollar” prank, awkward early jobs, and the unique bond that creates lasting friendships (and great TV shows). The conversation is packed with hilarious stories, brotherly jabs, and genuine reflections on sports, comedy, and coming-of-age.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. TGL Golf Simulator, KC Swifties, and Roller Coaster Chat

[02:07 – 11:34]

• Golf Simulator Antics:
  Travis and Jason joke about Jason rope-a-doping Travis into an impromptu, very public golf simulator match ("I get miked up by three different people and we get a full-on camera crew..." - Travis, [03:40]).
  Jason admits, "I've never beat you in golf in my life," and the brothers compete over who rules the simulator.
  Travis comments on technology: "The green and how it moves, even that big old screen, man, technology is through the roof." ([03:40])

• KC Swifties & Girls’ Flag Football:
  The Kelces highlight a flag football team in Kansas City inspired by Taylor Swift’s fandom and praise the growth of girls in sports.
  Jason says, "This is dope, though. I think flag football builds better athleticism than peewee football. Peewee football is just like a bunch of munchkins using bad technique and running into each other. This is dope." ([08:01])

• Roller Coaster Rivalry:
  The brothers debate which park has the tallest coaster, reminiscing about Cedar Point and Six Flags.
  Jason: "I just hate...they were the ones that had the ride first...Have some creativity, at least come up with a different ride." ([11:25])
  They plot a live podcast from a coaster and joke about broadcasting on Millennium Force.

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2. Unexpected Fame: Travis on Family Feud

[11:46 – 13:41]

• Travis was an answer on “Family Feud”:
  • Category: "Name a living celebrity you'd love to share a joint with"
  • Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson topped the list; Travis was #3.
  • Quote: "I don't think I'm that famous for smoking weed...you're like low level famous for, like, people that are in the know." – Travis ([12:22])
  • Joke picks: Jason says he'd smoke a joint with Andy Reid ("That might be my new answer... That would be fucking hilarious." – Jason, [14:16])

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3. Super Bowl Party Stories & Testosterone Tests (Workaholics Arrive)

[19:05 – 24:47]

• Super Bowl Shenanigans:
  The Workaholics guys recall shenanigans at the Kelces’ Super Bowl party—endless beers, pop-a-shot, malfunctioning skee ball, and testosterone (T-level) testing.

  • "We haven't stopped, still drinking beers...That way I stop shaking." - Adam ([19:14])
  • Jokes about lowest T-levels are traded, leading to debates over strength and masculinity.

• Punch Machines & Slap Contests:
  The group goes off about punch machine scores, laughing about who would punch harder—Jason or Travis.

  • Travis: "This guy...I've seen this guy knock out people cold." ([24:16])
  • They all agree slap competitions are absurd: "I played a sport full knowing that I was doing brain damage...So maybe I shouldn't judge, but the slapping thing just seems ridiculous." – Jason ([24:54])

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4. Cheat Codes, Old Teachers, and School Memories

[26:31 – 30:56]

• Confessions of (Non-)Cheating:
  Anders admits to following rules; the others trade tales of test cheating (and flunking math).
  • Adam’s legendary high school story: "I got a petition signed by 800 students and other teachers that said [my math teacher] was unfit to teach. Jesus." ([29:27])
  • He caps it with the anecdote: "She goes, Adam Devine. And I turn around...she goes, 'I hate you.' And I go, 'I hate you too.' And I left." ([30:00])
  • Jason: "If you go through that type of effort to remove somebody...you deserve an A in that class." ([30:26])

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5. The Power of Improv & Creating Workaholics

[31:00 – 36:55]

• Founding Friendships:
  The trio describes meeting in improv classes and community college (“Day one of community college…” - Blake [31:22]), forming close bonds and later moving to LA to perform together.

  • Adam on improv: "You have to trust them that when you’re out there, they're gonna...if you suck that day, they're gonna be able to..." ([32:37])
  • Anders: "You meet other weirdos who are like, let’s do weird stuff in front of 20 people..." ([34:55])

• YouTube Game-Changer:
  Posting early sketch videos on YouTube was transformative.

  • "That was, like, the year YouTube started...you can just click the thumbnail, game changer." – Adam ([35:20])

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6. Workaholics Legacy: Poop Dollar, Telemarketing, and Worst Jobs

[36:56 – 46:17]

• Poop Dollar Origin Story:
  The infamous “poop dollar” prank was inspired by a friend and made its way onto episode one of “Workaholics.”

  • Adam: "I stole that from my buddy Kyle Walsh... and then we just put it in, I think the first episode, right?" ([37:17])

• Shared Telemarketing Misery:
  All have done telemarketing gigs—with hilarious, and at times bleak, stories.

  • Adam: "I was so good... I was like the number two guy in the company...clearing 10 grand a month...I was 19 years old." ([39:17])
  • Travis: "I was slinging surveys for Obamacare...I was getting paid by the hour and I was like the bottom of the charts..." ([40:47])

• Worst Jobs Ever:

  • Blake: Butcher shop—dealing with smells and blood ("No, that's the part you love. Corpses and blood." – Adam, [42:34])
  • Adam: Scrubbing the inside of a rotisserie chicken machine at a deli—ended up loving rotisserie even more.
    "You know how someone works at McDonald's...It had the opposite effect. Right? I eat so much [rotisserie chicken]." ([43:17])
  • The real “Workaholics” house—yes, they lived in that questionable, rat-infested house for five years ("We all lived in the house for, like, I want to say, like, five years or something." – Adam, [44:01])

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7. Hollywood, Fame, and Bringing it Full Circle

[47:07 – 53:56]

• Buying Dumb Stuff:
  After “making it,” all three bought new cars—fittingly distinct to each personality.

  • Adam: "I got a Camaro super sport convertible. Midnight blue, baby." ([49:10])
  • Blake: "An American flag wrapped Jeep Wrangler" ([49:18])
  • Anders: "A Volvo sedan...car seats." ([49:13])

• ’Welcome to Hollywood’ Moments:

  • Blake: Side stage at Bonnaroo for Lil Wayne—"Should we get Cash Money tattoos or what? ‘Cause I’m in." ([51:25])
  • Adam: Recognized at Starbucks and realizing fame ("Do I get the coffee for free? No…")
  • Anders: Childhood background acting in "Rookie of the Year"—scene was cut, but he scored a bike with the paycheck ([52:31])

• What’s Next?
  The trio teases an upcoming project: "We're doing another show together...but it's Marvel...we’re the new Black Panther" (clearly a joke, [54:18]).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Super Bowl Parties:
  "Your free games...That's doing something besides just pounding drinks. 'Cause we're gonna do that anyways. Who we kidding?" – Adam ([22:36])

• On Improv’s Magic:
  "You meet other weirdos…do weird stuff in front of 20 people and cut your teeth and sharpen your skills." – Anders ([34:55])

• On Poop Dollar:
  "Do we have to explain what the poop dollar is? Like, you just roll up a turd..." – Blake ([37:55])

• On Early Fame:
  "After the first episode aired, I went into a Starbucks and the person was like, 'Oh, I watched that episode last night,' and people in the Starbucks knew me..." – Adam ([51:40])

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Golf Simulator & TGL Setup: 02:07–06:55
• KC Swifties & Flag Football: 07:09–08:41
• Roller Coaster Rivalry: 08:56–11:34
• Travis on Family Feud: 11:46–13:41
• Super Bowl Party Recap (Workaholics): 19:05–24:47
• On Cheating & Teachers: 26:31–30:56
• Improv/Workaholics Origin: 31:00–36:55
• Poop Dollar & Telemarketing Tales: 36:56–41:59
• Worst Jobs Ever: 42:17–46:17
• Hollywood/Fame Stories: 47:07–53:56
• Teasing New Project: 54:01–54:28

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Tone & Style

The episode channels the chaotic, playful, and mischievous spirit of “Workaholics” while capturing Jason and Travis’s brotherly banter. The stories are a blend of comedy, sincerity, and nostalgia, peppered with random asides and self-deprecating wit.
As Travis notes: “When they got chemistry like that, you just kind of let them go.” ([57:19])

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Final Thoughts

This episode is loaded with jokes, all-out storytelling, and a behind-the-scenes look at the making of comedy—not just TV but friendships and life itself. For fans of “Workaholics,” NFL banter, or just genuine, unscripted laughter, this episode is a wild ride worth the full listen.

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Transcript

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[A]

When I graduated high school, the last day I'm walking out of school, she goes, adam Divine. And I turn around and it's just her. And she goes, I hate you. And I go, I hate you, too. And I left.

[D]

It sounds like you guys had pretty good chemistry.

[A]

Yeah, it was fun. Yeah. Yeah.

[D]

You got to find you had a nemesis.

[B]

I feel like if you go through that type of effort to remove somebody from their position and get them fired, you deserve an A in that class.

[A]

That's not what happened. No, no, no, no.

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Where are your hosts? I'm Travis Kelsey. This is my big brother, Jason Kelce out of Cleveland Heights, Ohio. Shout out to the Heights and shout out to the Cincinnati Bearcats. Having. Having gave the Bearcats love, UC is always near and dear to our hearts. Subscribe on YouTube or wherever you get your podcast and follow the show on all social media at new heightshow with 1s, we're gonna have a bunch of fun clips throughout the week and you don't want to miss them. Jason, why don't you tell the people what we got coming up today?

[B]

92%. We got another amazing episode in store for you guys. We'll check in on our March Madness BR tickets. We've got some fan mentions to get to as well as Blake Anderson Honors Home and Adam Define are here. That's right, we got the workaholics. Speaking of work, let's get into some work in that new news. Starting off with some of that new news. Alrighty. New news is brought to you by Intuit TurboTax. And let's get into it by getting out of the house right now with our TGL video, which dropped on Monday. All right, when's the rematch, Trav, how we feeling, dude?

[C]

Whenever you want to go back down there, I would love to absolutely scrape you on that simulator. That was hilarious.

[B]

I knew this was coming.

[C]

No, it's all good. It's all good. Just so everyone realizes what happens here, Jason asked.

[B]

Let's get the excuses going real, real quick.

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Hey, do you want to just hit a few balls on the simulator afterwards? I said, yeah, sure. I'm not trying to do like any like recording or anything like that, but I'll go out and I'll hit a few balls. Yeah. Why? Why wouldn't I want to hit a few on the simulator? We go down there and I get miked up by three different people and we get a full on camera crew and everything, which it was still a fucking blast. Listen, I'm not saying that I didn't have a lot of fun shanking the golf ball on that big ass screen. It was pretty cool that TGL let us go on there, go down there and have some fun. After an epic match, it was still pretty cool to be a part of it. The green and how it moves, even that big old screen, man, technology is through the roof. And it was just cool to. To be down there having some fun with my brother, man.

[B]

It's insane. It's insane. And yeah, of course, like, listen, I'm not. I can't beat you straight up in golf, so I gotta use some tricks. I mean, this reality of it, I've never beat you in golf in my life, so. Yeah. Hey, you. You want to go hit some balls? No, no, keep drinking. No, it's nothing. We're just Gonna go. Nothing's gonna be on the line. Just go. How many? You're having another. There you go. Oh, what's this? We're playing four holes for the compete to see who wins this tournament. Oh, I didn't even know that was happening.

[C]

After Tom Kim just hit a hole in one to take the lead. I was over there.

[B]

That was insane.

[C]

Ch years and the place was electric. I was loving my time over there at tgl.

[B]

So like you said, man, the. The facility down there is spectacular. Can't wait. We got to do something else there. I just know that we got to get back down. We got to do something with somebody else. Some other celebrities, brothers, podcasters, golfers, whoever. Whatever I got to do to get back down there and to keep using that thing and having fun and maybe raise some money for something would be awesome.

[C]

So would love to, man. And honestly, I just want to get another hack at it to. To have. You know, I don't know where I was going with this.

[B]

Go ahead. You just want to beat me. I get it. But it's not going to happen because I'm going to keep getting better. Trav, I am fully committed to this golf game. Dude, maybe you still.

[C]

Maybe the sim. Maybe the sim is your.

[B]

Your way.

[C]

Maybe this is. This is a sign that you just need to never play on another golf course again. You should just play on the simulator.

[B]

I do. I gotta say, I do crush simulators. I don't know what it is. I don't know if my ball, like, tricks them, but for some reason, I can hit off of them. Like a simulator. Like, that was different because it was grass.

[C]

Maybe you just get intimidated by, like, seeing a course. You know what I mean? Maybe it's just like, you're mentally. You're like, you're. You're feeling over the ball is just that more ease because you don't see the intimidation of the course. You just kind of see the big old screen. I just got to hit screen.

[B]

It might be. It might be. I don't know what it is, but, like, we have a. A little, like, simulator nearby here at. Called in town or whatever. Whenever I go there. And that one's different because they don't have the grass. Like, you're always sitting off of the mat. So, like, I'll pound a drive out there, and I'll be freaking 50 yards in the rough. It's like, oh, this is only 80 of your power. And I'm like, okay, I can do that math super easy. I don't have to worry about hitting the ball, though. Like, I'm still getting a pristine lie on this mat.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So I crushed that simulator. But in real life, it doesn't quite work out that way, so. Either way, though, dude, I'm gonna get after it this year. I'm telling you, it's happening, Trav.

[C]

Yeah, I bet. I can't wait to see you dipped in blue paint.

[B]

We've got another off topic, off season heights hotline dropping this Friday. You're gonna watch that? I don't know what it is on. Have we already recorded this?

[C]

No, we're about to after this. Yeah, we're gonna do that?

[B]

Well, yeah, we'll see what we talk about there. We were tagged in this maybe 100 times, so we wanted to shout out the Casey Swifties and all.

[C]

What is it, like?

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Football team that is formed in Kansas City thanks to Taylor getting more girls into football.

[C]

Hell yeah.

[B]

I haven't seen this.

[C]

That's awesome, man.

[B]

Well, that's an adorable picture right there. Look at this.

[C]

Oh, they're looking like they're having a blast.

[B]

Oh, is this gonna. Oh, I thought they were about to little giants it when they weren't gonna be able to make it through the sign. Look at how big the flags are.

[C]

Nice.

[B]

How old are these girls?

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They look like 8 to 10 somewhere in there.

[B]

Yeah, I was gonna say somewhere in that range. I mean, what kind of ball are they playing with? I'm just curious, because, you know, you go to, like, peewee. What do you mean?

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

You go to, like, peewee. They can't even throw that thing. You're just running the ball.

[C]

Crazy. You're crazy.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You can throw the ball in peewee. I feel like you just. It's just whoever has a better running

[C]

game, you never watched pee wee football?

[B]

Yeah. I'm not gonna lie. I've never watched and don't plan on watching. I, I. I'm not a. I think peewee football is, like, not very important, to be honest with you. Very low in the totem pole of. I know a lot of people are into it. I'm not into it at all. This is dope, though. I think flag football builds better athleticism than peewee football. Peewee football is just like a bunch of munchkins using bad technique and running into each other. This is dope. This is like people actually bobbing and leaving. This is sick.

[C]

Oh, yeah, man. Shout out to the KC Swifties, man. Good luck this year and hope you guys win the championship. It's officially official. Jason. I am.

[B]

What's that?

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I have been named the official brand ambassador for Six Flags in 2026 season. I'm super confident about this. I can't wait to get to a Six Flags near you or get to Cedar Point here soon.

[B]

Can we do a show at a Six Flags?

[C]

We have to, 100%. We got to do something, man. We got to get this thing cooking.

[B]

Dude. The Cedar Point count, even though it's not a six flag, 100%. I mean, it's a Six Flags.

[C]

Yeah. It's Cedar Fair. Six Flags are in the same business, same world. Yeah.

[B]

Let's do a live show from Cedar Point.

[C]

I would fucking love to do that.

[B]

Is it possible to do, like, a segment while we're riding Millennium Force?

[C]

It's only one way to find out.

[D]

Jason.

[B]

This could get it really fun, dude.

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I'm kind of, like, nervous to get on Millennium Force again, dude. It's been so damn long.

[B]

I got nervous getting on that forklift down there at tgo and going 50ft. What's Millennium Force? 200 or some. What's Millennium Force's height? I can't. I don't even remember. It definitely held the record at one

[C]

point when we were kids. It did for sure. Top 300.

[B]

Well, that's. Yeah, it's kind of a joke. They just keep making the same coaster and it keeps, like, one up in it by, like, a foot. But really Top Thrill was the one that did it. That's what I liked about Cedar Point. They kept pushing the, like, envelope. It was Magnum held the record. Then they broke their own record. Millennium Force. Then they broke their own record again with Dragster. Dragster.

[C]

The Dragster 2.

[B]

I don't. It's called Kingda ka, isn't it? You're talking about the one in Jersey. Is it called Dragster 2? I thought it was Kingda ka that held it.

[C]

I think there was Dragster 2 and then Kingdom. Can somebody help us out here? Can we.

[B]

It's the exact same ride. It's just like a different name.

[C]

Neither one of us know.

[B]

What are you asking, Brandon? Are you self explanatory?

[E]

Brandon, there's stuff going on outside.

[A]

What do you need?

[E]

What do you.

[A]

It's hot.

[E]

What do you need?

[B]

You're inside. Do you not have air conditioning?

[E]

I don't run it during the day. You think I'm made of money?

[B]

Brandon?

[E]

Actually don't wrench in the day. I like being a little sweaty. What is our debate here?

[B]

You. What's the tallest roller coaster in the world?

[E]

In the world. Falcons flight at Six Flags in Saudi Arabia. You guys want to go?

[B]

I mean, kind of. Not right now. Not right now. Maybe when things clear up a little bit overseas.

[C]

So is millennium Force in 2000, 2003, Top Thrill Dragster 2005, Kingda Ka.

[B]

But the thing. The thing that I think is shitty is the Kingdom is the same ride. They just literally made it one. It's like one foot taller. It's stupid, right? It's like you just copied it so you're like. They didn't really break the seat apart.

[C]

I think it was. Yeah, I think it was just like, where it's a different park and they wanted a similar dope ride. And I think I know that was one of them. And so they just made it a little bit taller. Yeah.

[B]

And I. I just hate. Because I.

[C]

Because you wanted Cedar Point to always own it,

[B]

they came. They were the ones that had the ride first, and then they were like, oh, we'll just take your ride and make it a foot tall. Like, have some creativity, at least come up with a different ride. Yeah, I mean, whatever.

[C]

Taller and fast.

[B]

I know you're an ambassador. I'm sorry. Get it.

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All right.

[B]

Either way, we're gonna do a live show. We got to man let us. I don't know if that's how that works. I would assume they'd let us. We'll do some Dippin' Dots reviews, maybe some freaking.

[C]

I'd love to see what else.

[B]

There's a lot of fun things. Alrighty. We also missed this when it originally aired, but Travis was an answer on Family Feud. Oh, my gosh.

[C]

I made Family Feud before we read

[B]

further down and they tell us what the category was. What do all these things have in common? Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, Barack Obama, Tommy Chong, Howard Stern, and Travis Kelsey. What the. What would lead to a category having these six names and Snoop Dogg being the number one category? So Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson. It's got to be something with, like, weed, right?

[C]

Famous for smoking weed. But then, like, I don't know. I don't think I'm that famous for smoking weed.

[B]

Are you that famous for it? I don't think.

[C]

No. There's no, like, you're, like, low level

[B]

famous for, like, people that really are in the know, But I don't think it's, like, that much of a thing. But you got Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson. Obama definitely has that. It's gotta be that, right? It's gotta be that. But is Howard Stern known as that?

[C]

Cheech and Charles, Tommy Chong.

[B]

I mean, for sure. Tommy Chong. Yeah. There's no question. All right. And the reveal is. Name a living celebrity you'd love to share a joint with. Rat is killed. That's him. All right.

[C]

Three.

[B]

That all tracks 100.

[C]

That's actually hilarious.

[B]

That all tracks well. Very cool. I think that's a great list. You should really be higher. I'm kind of upset now that it's that. That you're only at three, but. All right.

[C]

Who would you have said?

[B]

It's not really my thing, but if I was going, I've done it. I'm not. Yeah.

[C]

No, we don't have to say anything.

[B]

History. If I was gonna smoke a joint, who would I smoke a joint with? Who would I want to? I mean, I think Willie. No, it's hard to top Willie Nelson and I don't know how many more. You know, I don't want to say that. I'll go. Willie. Willie and Trigger combined. What about you?

[C]

Oh, man, I feel like. I don't know why I would like, I would want to smoke a joint with somebody who doesn't smoke a joint. Because then it's like. And experience that. Like an out of body experience for somebody and I get to see how they react. Okay.

[B]

Do you have anybody in mind that you know that hasn't smoked?

[C]

No, I didn't really think about who it would be though.

[B]

Andy Reid.

[C]

Hilarious. Yeah. I want to smoke a joint with Andy Reid.

[B]

I mean, it'll never happen, but.

[C]

No, it won't.

[B]

That might be my new answer. That's a great answer. That would be fucking hilarious.

[C]

You would imagine.

[B]

Better pre order them cheeseburgers, you know.

[C]

There you go.

[B]

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[C]

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[B]

Dad was one of the only people that had a Macintosh. And dad, you were right the entire time, it was always Apple, Dad.

[C]

It was always Apple. I just remembered how cool the logo was, man. The apple with the rainbow colors on it on that like desktop computer, man. And then they went to like the really cool translucent, like you could like see through it and it had the cool shapes and everything. And then it just kept evolving.

[B]

It had that great built in Pong game, right, that you would go back and forth on.

[C]

Dude. Dammit. I could play that right now for hours.

[B]

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[B]

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[F]

Wow. That got me juice shot.

[B]

Me juice.

[A]

I'm ready to run through a wall.

[F]

Woo. Well, stay seated.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

We're here at the Super Bowl. You guys came to the new height super bowl party.

[F]

Yes, Absolutely.

[A]

How we do night of a thousand beers.

[B]

It was a lot of beers.

[C]

We haven't stopped still drinking beers.

[B]

You got to keep it going, right?

[A]

Yeah. That way I stopped shaking.

[B]

That's right.

[A]

Yeah. Is that not normal?

[B]

It's one of the most iconic.

[A]

Wait, is that not normal? Okay.

[D]

It's okay.

[F]

It's okay. No, that was a really fun part. We got to play some papa shot.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

Me and D did the punching machine. I actually punched harder out.

[D]

Punch me.

[B]

How much does that hurt?

[D]

How much does it hurt?

[B]

Yeah, your. Your ego.

[A]

We also did a testosterone test.

[F]

Here we go.

[A]

And maybe let's take a guess who had the lowest t of the truth.

[D]

Maybe we.

[A]

Maybe you guys guess.

[F]

It's okay.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

I'm. I'm.

[B]

I'm going to guess Adam.

[F]

Really?

[A]

Okay. No, I'm out of here. No, Jason.

[B]

What?

[A]

I. I mean, this is inappropriate. Would I bring it.

[D]

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

[A]

Would I bring it up if I had the lowest. You think I would be spotted?

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

You should have deduced.

[A]

Come on, man.

[C]

Context clues. Context clues.

[D]

I don't trip on it because Blake's a natural hard body.

[E]

Thank you.

[D]

He's got A core under there, under that.

[F]

Dude, wear a buff daddy shirt. Everybody knows this is, like, a pro wrestler and not a gay porn star.

[A]

I didn't know that.

[F]

D. Dude, I thought this wasn't as deep of a cut as it is. Buck Bagwell. We're not aware. Nwo Man.

[B]

I don't remember him looking like that, though.

[A]

It kind of looks like Saver. Yeah, he almost looks identical to Bad Money. Yeah.

[F]

Like, that dude has the weirdest halftime shirt.

[C]

Bad Daddy right there.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Well, looks like a guy that looked like Buff Bad. Well, just started making T shirts and selling them.

[A]

Yeah, they sold that outside of the stadium right as you're trying to park.

[F]

Absolutely. It's a bootleg.

[A]

You get two for 15.

[F]

Yeah, absolutely.

[C]

So nice you guys have been partying at the Super Bowl.

[F]

Yes.

[D]

Yeah, that's what our eyes are showing everyone. Dude, this is like three days of fury.

[C]

Have you guys made the. Made, like, the super bowl run before?

[A]

Like we did last year? Yeah, last year we got. Got after it a little bit.

[D]

And 10 years ago, new York.

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Our first one ever was.

[D]

We were part of this Bud Light party On, which is like. I mean, garage beer.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

We're more fans of garage here.

[F]

Yes.

[A]

Bud Light wants to pay us to do anything.

[D]

And that's true.

[A]

We're back.

[D]

So Bud Light got a cruise ship parked outside Manhattan and kind of turned it into a hotel. And they were like, we need entertainment. They hired us to do, like, comedy. Probably a thousand person theater. Twelve people showed up, and one of them, because we're in New York City, everyone got off the boat and went into the city.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

And one of those people was St. Louis Cardinals hall of Famer Ozzy Smith.

[B]

Shut up.

[A]

He got up and left 11 minutes into our show.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And there's only 12 people there. So you just see Ozzy Smith go.

[C]

He, like, did a backflip out of the arena.

[F]

Okay. You didn't have to do that. They're like, whoa, that's actually more entertaining than the guys on stage.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[A]

So then we just talked about us offending Ozzy Smith for the rest of the show. And the rest of the crowd's like, I wish they'd move on. Yeah, we're actually sitting here. It was brutal.

[D]

Yeah. That was our first Super Bowl. That was it.

[B]

What is the key to throwing a good super bowl party then?

[A]

Well, you guys nailed it. Your free games. That's doing something besides just pounding drinks. Because we're gonna do that anyways. Who we kidding?

[B]

But.

[A]

But Then doing something else, like the free. I was playing some skee ball, and I just so happened to pick the one that was malfunctioning. So, like, it said I had, like, 890, which is, like, no one has ever gotten that score before. I was like, you take my photo. And it said I did it with, like, three balls, which is impossible.

[F]

Yeah. Like, honestly, scoring that much at skee ball is, like, embarrassing.

[D]

And you know what? I think there was another malfunction. There was another on the punching machine. I think they were all malfunctioning. So.

[A]

Yeah, I think you're right.

[F]

Testosterone's don't add up to punch weight.

[D]

Dude, you're talking about the roans, right?

[F]

Dude, I. I hit pretty hard.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

He does.

[F]

Thank you.

[D]

We're both in the 8 hundreds. I think that's pretty good.

[B]

8 hundreds is real good.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

I think I was kissing 900, but.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

That's what you like to do, huh?

[F]

Yeah, I kiss nine hundreds.

[D]

Light them up.

[B]

I was getting nervous. I'm gonna break my hand trying to hit that thing.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would be nervous if I was that machine too.

[D]

I'm nervous that I'm gonna punch it through the ceiling of the establishment into outer space.

[F]

Yeah, that's what you bear.

[A]

Like, management comes over to you when you put your dollar into the punch machine. It's like, what are we doing here?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[D]

no, no, no, no.

[A]

You won. You wanted me to put the high score up there.

[D]

What do you want this for?

[A]

Mere mortals.

[D]

Don't.

[B]

Don't do it.

[A]

Travis got real quiet. He's like, I can punch harder.

[B]

So I wonder who could punch hard. We didn't do the machine. Who could punch harder between me and you?

[C]

Stop it.

[D]

Listen.

[C]

This guy. I've seen this guy knock out people cold.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, easy. We are doing. Yeah.

[D]

You were running from the police.

[B]

Against the law. Travis, let's not.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Throw allegations out.

[A]

So he's got you for. For days or.

[C]

Jason used to laugh at me when I punched him in the face.

[B]

Yeah. I wonder who punches harder. The kid, the guy that gets punched

[C]

and starts crying, or the guy that gets punched and starts laughing?

[D]

Yeah, right.

[F]

Would you ever do that? Like, you know, the. What's like the ultimate slap competition?

[B]

I would never. That is the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life.

[A]

We've ra of sports, and now they're like, maybe we just smack each other. Right.

[B]

I played a sport full knowing that I was doing brain Damage the entire. So. So maybe I shouldn't judge, but the slapping thing just seems ridiculous.

[F]

What about the.

[D]

The 1v1? It's like rugby. Like, just sprinting.

[C]

I will buy a ticket tomorrow to go.

[B]

If I was younger, I might do that one.

[F]

Okay, wait, wait.

[B]

Cuz in high school, like, you just did it just to have fun.

[A]

I like watching the spring break videos where it's like, two people that. That don't know on the beach and just one person.

[D]

What's the. Is it Omaha drill? What is it called?

[C]

Oklahoma.

[D]

Oklahoma. Oklahoma.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I like watching people either fight or do that that don't know how to do it more than I actually like watching trained professionals.

[A]

My algorithm is scary problematic. Like, can you. If anyone sees my algorithm, they're like, is he okay? What's going on? And then I saw my dad's algorithm. It's just. I mean, algorithms are so funny. It was just another old man Filetina fish.

[C]

Right?

[D]

Instructional.

[A]

It was just, like, education. A bluegill. My dad's like, he's not doing it right, right?

[D]

Yeah, your dad's in the comments. Like, I love that. I've seen better.

[F]

Your dad hate watches.

[B]

Fish.

[D]

You call that a fish?

[A]

That ain't okay. You gotta get under the guild, then you turn the knife. My dad's macho man. Randy Savage.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

He's alive.

[D]

Blake has his shirt.

[B]

I do all right. What? How long have you guys been friends for?

[A]

Whoa.

[D]

Work.

[A]

Holding your dick when you.

[D]

Yeah, they're creeping, you know, because it does go down to here. That's where.

[C]

Dude, you'd be a good skier. Ski jumper.

[E]

Yes.

[F]

The rumors are true.

[B]

We're bringing this up again.

[C]

We have to.

[B]

Did you guys hear the news that came out? You're. You're versed.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

So what would you do for. To become an Olympic champion?

[A]

Any.

[D]

What wouldn't he do?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

What are we talking about?

[A]

Whatever it takes.

[D]

He's skipping. He's going to the Enhanced Games.

[B]

What's the most intense cheating you've ever done?

[F]

Ooh.

[A]

Hence cheating.

[B]

Have you ever gone too far? Cheating? Have you cheated? Are you guys cheaters?

[D]

No, I'm kind of a rule guy.

[A]

He's a big rule guy.

[C]

Like, if you guys are playing uno, do you pocket a card?

[F]

Oh, I feel like that's grounds for being shot. Uno, dude, don't play at that.

[B]

Grounds for being shot.

[A]

I can't think of, like, a really good. I mean, in school, it was a lot of. Was it good for number seven? You know, a lot of that.

[D]

I've been cheated on. Like, tests where, like, people. I used to wear glasses, right? So, like. Like, I don't know what the optics were, but people I've had on, like, maybe two or three occasions where someone has been like, what'd you get on the test? And I was like, I got a D. And they're like, yeah, I. I was cheating off of you because I thought you were smart. And I was like, gotcha.

[B]

I would look at multiple people while cheating to, like, cross examine.

[D]

Right, of course.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I was thinking multiple samples.

[D]

That's amazing.

[B]

John Goble got mad at me because he went in thinking I was cheating off of him and I got a better test score. And he's like, how the hell did you get a better score than me? I was like, well, I was looking like four other people, too, and I could tell you getting the wrong.

[A]

Yeah. Since you guys were great at football from, like, a young age. Did. Were teachers, like, let him. Let him cheat? It's fine.

[C]

No, not my knowledge.

[D]

Good, good.

[F]

All right.

[A]

There wasn't, like, a cool teacher that would, like, slip you the. Slip you the test ahead of time or whatever.

[B]

No. The classes Travis was in at heights, I think it was just assumed that everyone was cheating.

[C]

Just everybody's looking at each.

[B]

Travis was in nature studies. That was his science class.

[C]

All cards on the table. Everyone knew the answ. You got an A in birdwatching and nuts and trees.

[B]

Shout out to Mr. Thaxton.

[C]

Yeah, shout out to Mr. Thaxton.

[D]

In college. Let me ask you guys this, because we would go to the. I was on the swim team, but we're all there together. You're with all the athletes. And math was tough for me.

[A]

Okay, same.

[D]

And they would give us same. The, like, two years prior exams that were, like, cut and pasted together. So you would see the exact same questions. You wouldn't know. You would study for 60 questions, and then they would give you 20. And you'd already seen those questions before, so it wasn't cheating. You had studied the previous exams. Did you guys have that?

[C]

This is what I call life skills. All right. These are great life skills.

[D]

I memorized the answers for questions that had been given previously in my mind.

[C]

That is arguably better than knowing what the fuck those questions were even asking in the first place.

[A]

That's right.

[B]

That is incorrect.

[D]

And that's an interesting take.

[A]

I was so bad at math. Math that I would blame my math teacher, and she was a monster. And. What's up?

[D]

God rest your soul.

[A]

She was. She's gonna Find you. Dude, she.

[D]

She's looking up worse, dude.

[A]

I went, this is how bad I hated her. I got a petition signed by 800 students and other teachers that said she was unfit to teach Jesus. This is how hated this woman was, that other teachers are like, yeah, all right.

[B]

What did she do to elicit this type of hatred?

[A]

She was a horrific. And I went and spoke at the school board meeting.

[B]

Oh, a.

[A]

You were demoted to in, like, in school detention? Teacher, dude.

[C]

Isd.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Oh, man.

[A]

So then when I graduated school, that was like sophomore year or something. When I graduated high school, the last day I'm walking out of school, she goes, adam divine. And I turn around and it's just her. And she goes, I hate you. And I go, I hate you too. And I left.

[D]

It sounds like you guys had pretty good chemistry.

[A]

Yeah, it was fun.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah.

[F]

You got to find her.

[D]

You had a nemesis.

[A]

Yeah, that's cool.

[D]

I can say that.

[A]

She was my villain. I was hers.

[B]

I feel like if you go through that type of effort to remove somebody from their position and get them fired and canceled within a community, you deserve an A in that class.

[A]

I thought that's not what happened. No, no, no, no, no. It turns out I'm just bad at math, right?

[F]

She was really just trying to help you.

[A]

Yeah, she was.

[B]

Adam, you didn't.

[A]

No, no, she was. She was bad.

[F]

Adam, you gotta stay after class.

[B]

I'm trying to help you, man. What?

[A]

It did. You're a monster.

[F]

She cared.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

You heard.

[D]

Hate you. She said, I'll miss you.

[B]

We have not read one of these cars.

[D]

How long have we been friends? 20 years.

[B]

What's the key to long friendship?

[D]

Buffalo wings. What do you want from us?

[F]

No, that's our bad. Because he did ask a question. How long have we been friends? I know.

[C]

Nobody answered.

[B]

I'm very happy with where we transitioned to. From ski jumpers to awful, horrific math teachers. That was so fun.

[A]

Blake and I met in day one of community college.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Orange Coast Community College.

[F]

Go Pirates.

[A]

Go Pirates. They actually put us in the hall of fame. And I didn't graduate.

[B]

Nice.

[A]

And as we were. They. We were going to give the commence commencement speech. And as we're walking on stage, I'm like, yeah, it's funny is I didn't even graduate. And the. The dean was like, what?

[D]

Do not say that. Do not say that.

[A]

Don't say that.

[C]

Tell anybody that.

[B]

Do you have an honorary degree now?

[A]

I think they.

[B]

They tend to do that.

[C]

Yeah, they tend to do that.

[A]

It's It's a, it's a cc. It wasn't like a. What do they call it?

[D]

This dude's an insider. A CC Community College.

[B]

What were you guys majors?

[A]

Well, it's a community college, so it

[D]

was just like they majored in 40s in weed.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Hacky sacking and longboarding.

[F]

Yeah, Improv.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, we took improv class. That's. We met day one of of school. And then a couple years later I moved up to LA and took classes at, at the Second City. And that's where I met this, this big beautiful man.

[D]

I'm not that big, apparently.

[B]

So you, you guys all have done improv?

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Everybody met.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

What is it about improv that tends to be like the breeding ground for like writing, like comedic, like communities. Like, is it because it's a team effort while you're up on stage and

[A]

you learn to trust someone and that's why you really like get your crew pretty tight. Because you have to trust them that when you're out there, they're gonna, if you suck that day, you're. They're gonna be able to.

[D]

Right. And it's like community.

[A]

Right.

[D]

Like you, you're there with like minded people who are like, I think I'm funny. You do too. Should we keep doing this and laugh at each other? And like, I was in a different class than Adam and I remember being like, I went to the, the guy who runs the program and I was like, I don't want to be in my class anymore. I want to be in his class. And he was like, well, we're trying to like, spread it out so there's people with more experience. And I was like, I'm not, I'm so poor. I'm not paying money. Me to be like helping other people. I want to link up with this dude, start making some. What I feel is magic.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And there's a couple other people in the class. And he was like, okay, fine, that's awesome. Because I was like, I'm gonna come out of here.

[B]

Just because you got the way you guys vibed off, like, not doing that. Yeah.

[F]

That was the same as like being an improv class at community college. Like, you know, we were all coming from our high schools where we're the funniest person in our high school. And now you're seeing this, right?

[A]

That's what that title.

[E]

Yeah.

[F]

But then like, you know, I see like Adam and I'm like, whoa, this guy is like, like legitimately funny. Like, it'd be cool to link up.

[A]

And he's never said that before.

[C]

Have you heard it here first?

[D]

Blake, are you crying? What if.

[A]

What if I was just crying?

[D]

Sunglasses on.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

And we're like, hey, let's. Let's watch the videos we made in high school of, like, our sketch stuff and totally went from there.

[B]

What's the key to, like, being a improv comic? I've heard, like, the. Yes and Right. Like, that's the thing that people throw out.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

It's never, like, not it. Did you see what just happened?

[B]

That's amazing.

[D]

Yeah. No, you say yes, and you, like, build on things. Like, if someone's like, hey, welcome to the dentist office. You go, yeah, I'm here. Like, yeah, I'm here because my tooth. And now all of a sudden, people are, like, seeing it happen. Whereas if they're like, I'm not at the dentist, I'm at the zoo.

[A]

You're like, okay, we're working on the teeth up for the animals. That's right. And they're like, there's no animals here. I call them all.

[F]

Matter of fact, all there is is a gun.

[D]

You're dead. And by the way, that stuff can get big laughs for that one person.

[A]

Y.

[D]

But it doesn't work for the ensemble. But again, it's just like, you go there and you meet other weirdos who are like, let's do weird stuff in front of 20 people and, like, you know, cut your teeth and, like, sharpen your skills.

[A]

And what was cool about our situation is we were starting and working together and making sketches right when YouTube came out, like, oh, six, I think is when we started to post on YouTube, and it was like. That was, like, the year YouTube started. And I remember we were just, like, making videos and, like, either handing people, like, burned CDs to.

[B]

Oh, yeah, one of those guys.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

We're like, do you have a Mac or PC? Okay, then take this one.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. And it was so annoying. And then I remember the first time we saw it was a friend of ours was helping us edit some videos, and he was like, actually, these guys I went to school with in the Bay Area are now going to be on SNL this next year, and it was the Lonely Island. Andy Samberg and Akiva and Norma. Yeah. And they showed us a video. He showed us a video of them, and I was like, oh, my God, these guys are so funny. But beyond that, I was like, oh, you can just click the vid, the thumbnail, game changer. All of a sudden, the video will start to play. And it. We lost our damn.

[F]

This opens the door.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

When you guys are, like, doing comedy sketches, writing workaholics, like, are you guys kind of improving while that's happening together? Are the episodes written? Like, how does that all take place?

[D]

This.

[B]

Really? It's that simple.

[D]

It's this. And then the jokes that we say. Here we go. All right, well, that's funny. Like, so that scene where we go to the water park and we're waiting in line, like, let's do that. And then someone overhears us, and then they want to fight us, and now we got to escape the water park, and now all of a sudden, we've got Adam dangling from the top of the thing and I have to swim and whatever. Blake's stoned with somebody. He's fallen in love with some guy.

[B]

He.

[A]

Diarrhea in the pool. They had to evacuate.

[D]

I don't remember that episode anyway, but I'm saying you just you. And then, like, you steal from your own lives and the things that we've joked around in the room.

[A]

It helps that we're such close friends because while we could almost direct each other in. In scenes where, like, maybe a scene, there's not enough energy or whatever, you can go d. Do that insane thing that you do. Do that crazy laugh that you have.

[D]

He loves when I tuck it. But anyway, don't worry about it.

[A]

Yeah, do your thing.

[D]

Do your man. We're not even on set, Adam. It's like, just tuck it for me. Just for me.

[A]

Going real quick.

[B]

Just for my energy.

[C]

You guys gotta let us know. How did poop dollar come up?

[A]

Dude, it was actually. I stole that from my buddy Kyle Walsh. Goons. What's up?

[B]

Shout out to Kyle.

[A]

He did it in college and he. He told me about it, and I'm like, I'm gonna take that.

[B]

Yeah, that's genius.

[A]

And then. And then we just put it in, I think the first episode, right?

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Wait, no, but you've done. You've actually done it to someone live and nice on the street.

[B]

What kind of poop are we using?

[D]

There's a lot of poop dollars here in San Francisco.

[C]

Yeah, it' Somebody catch a hail Mary. Like, you see it coming and you're

[B]

just like a lot of fans of the show here.

[F]

Do we have to explain what the poop dollar is? Like, you just roll up a turtle.

[D]

Webster's put it in last year with.

[F]

It's pretty self explanatory.

[A]

The same year that swag made the dictionary.

[F]

Yes. Yeah, we were in we finally made it.

[B]

Segue. Nice segue. You guys telemarketers in the show.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Are you aware that there's another telemarketer marketer with a pass in this room? What? Yes.

[C]

You and you. It's crazy because as fellow telemarketers, you know that you. You're reading an already preset. Yes, I was the worst. I was also bad telemarketer in the world.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

I was slinging. Yeah. Yep.

[F]

Already making it sound pretty cool.

[C]

Yeah. I was slinging surveys for Obamacare.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

I was doing, like, political st too. It was gnarly. You know who's really good at it?

[A]

Adam.

[D]

No surprise.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

We actually did it in real life.

[A]

Yeah, I did. I did it for years. I started when I was 16, and then I did it till I was like, almost 20. And he drove a Porsche. In high school, I was making like. I worked for the. For the Marriott, actually. I was working for them selling vacation packages over the phone. And I was so good. I was like the number two guy in the company. And I only had to work three hours a day, and I was clearing 10 grand a month.

[B]

Month.

[A]

And I was like 19 years old. And I told my mom, I'm like, I don't think I'm actually going to move because I was living in Orange County. I'm like, I don't think I'm going to move to Hollywood and. And try to make it as an actor. I think I'm just going to be a telemarketer.

[B]

I got a pretty good gig.

[A]

I've got a good gig. And she's like, move to la. Do this for the rest of your life.

[C]

This is like Wolf on Wall Street. And Penny, I think I hit the jackpot here.

[A]

I know what I'm doing here.

[F]

You were feeling yourself for sure.

[A]

Did they gave us a Top Gun hat? If you sold three packages in a

[B]

day, how big was that?

[A]

Oh, you felt so good. And then.

[F]

Absolutely.

[A]

And you would get one every time. You would have. So I. I was rocking. I rock like, four hats on top of my head.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

That made the show, too.

[A]

Let him know.

[D]

I was like. I was like, scared to get good because then you do get comfortable. And you would meet people who were way older than you that were like, you're.

[C]

They're the only ones answering.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And they have the funniest political takes.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, you see characters. I was like, calling for, like, Greenpeace and being like, we're down to one way whale. Okay. We need your money now.

[F]

Save the whale.

[D]

And if you could do, like, a

[A]

monthly thing, we'll get up to two or three whales.

[D]

We might find some more whales.

[B]

Trav was up against a very difficult test. He was doing Obama surveys in southern Ohio.

[F]

Dang.

[C]

Southern northern Kentucky, the surrounding states, the little triangle, everything that's read on eastern southeastern Indiana.

[D]

Yeah, I can't imagine.

[F]

Yeah, that's a rough, big swing boat.

[C]

I ran a out of the comments every call I was on. Yeah. I also realized what my dad would always say and used to make us do, like, yard work or, like, clean. Clean around the house. And like, he used to tell me is, like, I would see him at the end and he would be like, you better get paid by the hour. And I realized when I had my first job ever as a telemarketer that I was getting paid by the hour. And I was like the bottom of the charts in terms of how many calls and surveys I was getting in. I was like, man, I low on this list. This was competitive to me.

[D]

I made it to. I made it to the other room. They were like, you should come in here every. I mean, the people, like. I mean, it's based like, the show. Like, some of our other characters were just like, insane people. And it's real.

[A]

Yeah. Our extras on Workaholics were, I mean, legendary. We ended up giving most of them lines because they were such characters like Jet Set Jet Hudson, Home Girl and Home girl.

[B]

Home girl.

[A]

Us, man.

[D]

Oh, my God. Ghost man.

[A]

Some fun characters.

[F]

69 man.

[A]

69, man.

[D]

69 man.

[C]

It got to the point where I would just call and I wouldn't say anything. If they answer, you just breathe it.

[D]

Yeah, cuz you want to hear it.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You need the time, and I just need to call.

[A]

Yes.

[D]

And it's automated, so as soon as you hang up, it dials again.

[C]

Shitty employee. All right. It was a shitty time of my life. I just got kicked out of school, Jason. All right. I was dealing with some demons.

[B]

Fair enough. Fair enough. What is the worst job you guys have ever had?

[F]

Worst job that.

[D]

That just to give. Go ahead.

[B]

Mine.

[D]

Mine was that.

[B]

Go ahead.

[F]

I love to working there, but there were bad parts about working at a butcher shop that had parts of it that I didn't love.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

Kind of like smell and like dealing with. Yeah. Corpses and blood and stuff. But I did love.

[A]

No, that's the part that you love.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Corpses and blood.

[D]

That rule.

[A]

Actually, Mom, I'm just dealing with the people that wanted the flank steak.

[F]

I'LL be working overtime.

[A]

You just have a Dexter shed in your backyard. It's like, why? What's worth all the plastic? Honey, what's going on?

[F]

Shout out to Fritz's.

[A]

Mine was. I. I worked at a service deli, and so I had to climb at the end of the night. I was. This is how they tricked me into being this guy. They're like, well, you're the smallest, so you're the only one that could fit inside the rotisserie chicken machine. So they made me crawl inside with a. A. Like a wool.

[B]

The entire machine.

[F]

Steel wool.

[A]

With a steel wool and just scrub the machine. Wow. And I just raked every night coming home.

[D]

Is that why you eat rotisserie chickens all the time?

[A]

A lot of people, the smell. You know how someone works at McDonald's, they'll never eat McDonald's again.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It had the opposite effect, right? I eat so much.

[C]

Drive past the Boston Market, like, I need it.

[A]

Not enough. There's not enough Boston Markets, dude. Yeah.

[D]

I love a good bm.

[F]

Bring it back.

[A]

Bm. Drop a DM on them.

[D]

Sometimes you got to just drop a bm.

[A]

Sometimes you got to drop what you're doing. And bm.

[C]

Boston Market.

[D]

Boston Market.

[F]

And they can use that.

[D]

I don't know why that's weird. They can use that, have that.

[A]

If the CEO of Boston Market is watching, you guys can use that.

[C]

So did you guys actually live in the house?

[A]

We did.

[C]

We heard the rumor. But you guys actually lived in that house?

[A]

We and Kyle Newek, who was our director, we all lived in the house for, like, I. I want to say, like, five years or something.

[F]

Yeah, five years. And when we got. When we got workaholics, we. We sort of shopped around for locations because they're like, well, you know, you're not going to shoot at your house, right? But we're like, if we do shoot at our house, does that mean you pay our rent? And they're like, yes. And we're like, we're shooting at the house.

[C]

Genius.

[D]

I didn't live there. I live with my girlfriend, my wife. And I was like, I got to get up earlier. I'm not getting my rent paid. Like, they would get up when the crew would be like, adam, we're going to film in your room. Room. All right, let me just take a shower real quick. I'm like, on the freeway, like, God damn it.

[A]

Which are, like, your lines under the door. Under your bedroom door in the morning, and you would, like, be in your boxer shorts, eating the craft services that they've set up in the morning.

[F]

Right. And then also, you didn't have to do dishes because it's a hot set. So you're like, don't touch the dishes because that's continuity.

[C]

Right.

[D]

Gross. And that's when you got rats.

[E]

We did get rats.

[F]

We had tons of. Of rats.

[D]

Leave those pizzas there.

[A]

And, like, massive, too. I remember a girlfriend. I was. I was dating a girl that lived.

[B]

Little barn cat.

[F]

We should.

[D]

We had a great call. They did not.

[A]

I was dating a girl that lived out of state, and she came to visit and she. She was. We were in bed at night, and I just. Yeah, it was pretty sick. And I heard a rat crawl under my door.

[B]

And you hear?

[A]

And she goes, what's that?

[B]

And I go, it's.

[A]

It's an old house.

[B]

And she's like, what?

[A]

And I like, the.

[B]

The floorboards are settling.

[A]

And she's like, okay. And then I felt it go on the bed and climb up. And then I go.

[B]

Smelled that rotisserie chicken.

[A]

And I kick my. I'm always sweating rotisserie chicken juice.

[D]

That's such a good call.

[A]

I'm leaking. And I kick the rat. It goes and lands. And she's like, what was that? And I. And I kick my leg. I'm like, I have restless leg syndrome.

[C]

Restless leg syndrome.

[A]

And then. And then the next morning, there's like, rat all over my room. And I'm like. I'm like, go to the bathroom sometimes. Sometimes.

[B]

It take.

[F]

This girl was not buying it, by the way. She's like, bro, just say it's a no.

[A]

I take tiny little poops and scatter them all over my room. It's. It's fine.

[F]

I crumbled my poops.

[D]

It's a medical condition. I don't. I don't want you.

[A]

Don't worry about it.

[D]

Don't worry about it.

[F]

Okay.

[D]

I'm. Don't shame me for that.

[A]

It's not a rat. It's just my tiny poops that I place all over the.

[F]

She's like, person left the room to mark my territory.

[A]

So. It's not rats, though.

[D]

Will you marry me? Will you move here for me?

[F]

D is married to his then girlfriend, Adam. She's not his girlfriend anymore.

[D]

Never.

[F]

Surprisingly, that one didn't work out.

[B]

I. I can't do this, Man. This is so good. All right, so it's been 10 years. Where would the show be if it was still going now? Like, what. What would be the future?

[A]

Pretty sad. Yeah. When I knew that the show was over it was Ders pitched in the last season a Paw Patrol joke. Paw Patrol, for those that don't know, is a children's cartoon for, like, two year olds.

[B]

Yeah. And good show.

[A]

And I didn't have kids. I didn't have kids. So I was. Was like, I think we're done, right? Like, this show's for college.

[D]

So this is like, I'm trying to build,

[A]

like, yeah, kids, too. And he's like, that's actually really funny. And I'm like, ah, what are we doing here, guys?

[F]

Let's call it a day.

[D]

Now Adam has a kid and cannot shut up. He's like, you'll love this. The other morning, my kid was like, dad, dad. And I'm like, yeah.

[A]

I tell the.

[D]

Yeah. They start talking.

[A]

I tell the war stories now. Like, I took him aside. I'm like, yeah. He said, dada, I miss you. Oh, man, that hurts. And he's like, shut up. He's like, I've been dealing with this shit for a decade.

[D]

Just wait till they don't miss you.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

That's when it matters.

[A]

Are you okay, daddy?

[D]

Stay at the next episode.

[A]

Remember this bit that we used to do on the set of Workaholics?

[D]

Ow. That was the middle of my day, dick. Ow. That's the middle of it. Because the bottom's down here. That's the middle of it.

[B]

You would.

[A]

You would.

[F]

Oh.

[B]

Oh, gosh.

[A]

Right in the middle of my dick. Ow.

[C]

Ow.

[B]

Gosh.

[A]

You got the base. Base slash middle of it.

[D]

Yeah, I remember.

[A]

Fun bit where it started.

[F]

They didn't play it with.

[D]

No.

[A]

On the show.

[F]

I had a shrimp dick, if you recall.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. On the show.

[D]

On the show.

[C]

What's the dumbest thing you bought with your first Hollywood paycheck?

[D]

So talk about what we all bought in one weekend.

[A]

We all went out and bought brand new cars. Yes.

[C]

Which we were. The same car.

[F]

No, no, the perfect, wildly different.

[D]

The cars that you think each of us would get.

[A]

I got a Camaro super sport convertible.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Midnight blue, baby.

[D]

I got a Volvo sedan, also midnight blue car seats. Okay.

[F]

And I got an American flag wrapped Jeep ring angler.

[A]

And Blake's always the one that's like. It's like, man, I hate. Like, we're gonna get out and I'm gonna get recognized because he's got the hair and everything, but he's also the one with the hair and the American flag Jeep. And he's just like, I'm getting recognized all over.

[B]

How do they see me coming?

[A]

Meanwhile, I'm like, driving past, like, high schools, making eye contact with kids, being like, do you recognize me? And I was like, no, no, please

[D]

don't stop the music.

[A]

No, no, no. Perfect. That movie that you watch, we don't recognize you.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah, that was it.

[F]

I think we had.

[D]

We had just found out we were getting. We hadn't even aired, but the network had seen it and liked it. And they said, we're going to start paying you guys to write season two because we just. We believe in this. And my wife was going out of town for something for the weekend, and I was like, I'm gonna go buy a car. And then you guys were like, you want a new car?

[B]

Car?

[D]

And then you went to the car and you got a new car. And then we rolled up.

[A]

I got in a car accident 20 minutes after buying that new car. Yeah, I was doing a show with. With. With Tom Segura, and we were doing a bar show in San Clemente, and I driving down there, like a piece of wood just flew off the back of a truck and I just drove right into it. And my car kept driving. So I'm like, we're fine.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Probably bounce right, right off. And then I get, I get there and Tom. I was telling Tom I got this new car, and he's like, oh, let's go check. He's a car guy. He's like, let's go check it out. And then, then I, I turn the lights on. He goes, holy, man. It's like the front end is just mangled. Like the, the front right light is just hanging.

[D]

Yeah. You get a deal on this.

[B]

Yeah. All right, we're. We're done. Okay.

[A]

But.

[D]

All right. What a way to end.

[B]

What do you guys.

[D]

That went.

[C]

Yeah, we gotta ask one more before you guys get out of here. Well, welcome to Hollywood moment.

[A]

Welcome to Hollywood. Blake starts. Blake starts.

[F]

I mean, does it care?

[A]

Doesn't even do the.

[F]

The middle.

[B]

Middle of the day.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Doesn't even start.

[F]

I don't know. Well, it wasn't in Hollywood. It was at Bonaru. We were like, side stage for like Lil Wayne and it was just like, what the hell are we doing here? Should we get cash money, tattoos, or what? Cuz I'm in.

[A]

I think that. I mean, I hate to piggyback, but that's. We like, you know, I. I remember after the first episode aired, I went into a Starbucks and the person was like, oh, I watched that episode last night and people in the Starbucks knew me. And I'm like, do I get that coffee for Free. And they're like, no, it's $11 or however much, but no. Yeah. I think that was the first time that we were like, oh, my God, this is crazy.

[D]

Was.

[A]

Was Bonnaroo 2000. What? 11. And they had to get. No one knew who we were, like, the security or whatever, but all the kids did. And so they Suddenly. They were like. I think the. The Bonnaroo person was like, we have to give you guys security now. We don't know who you are. You need security to walk around here. Which was pretty cool. Yeah.

[D]

My welcome to Hollywood moment was in seventh grade.

[A]

Oh.

[C]

Oh.

[A]

Do tell.

[D]

I think they filmed the movie Rookie of the year at my middle school.

[C]

That's true.

[B]

Are you kid greatest?

[D]

I did a little background work in the cafeteria, and the drama teacher recommended me to be in this scene that they filmed at Wrigley Field, so.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[D]

It's like. I don't know what month, but it's cold as hell in Chicago. Wrigley Fields, like, shut down. But we're filming the scene for the movie, and we. The only place that's warm are, like, the bathrooms. So we're in the bathrooms on, like, folding chairs, sitting there for, like, eight hours and day, waiting to film this scene where I've got, like, a line where, like, one kid's. The whole concept was like, I know him from this. And, like, I had math classes. And then, like, the littlest kid has, like, some long laundry list of, like, he's my cousins, my uncles, whatever, and we all go super funny.

[A]

Classic.

[D]

Kind of an uneven movie without it. But we sat there for four days, and then they were like, we're not gonna film that scene.

[A]

And I was like, but his background acting is.

[D]

Dude, you should see me. I bought a Trek Antelope 830 with that money. There you go. So let's say I was cruising in style.

[A]

Nice.

[B]

Dude, whatever happened to Rowan Garner's elbow?

[F]

I think they need to.

[D]

Legend has it they should. They should definitely do a sequel. A football sequel. The best. And so full circle moment. Daniel Stern, who directed that movie and acted in that movie, did our movie Game Overman was on Workaholics and was like, daniel, he's the best.

[A]

Rocks.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Very cool.

[C]

It's awesome.

[B]

What is next for the trio of you?

[A]

Well, we. We are doing another show together.

[E]

If they. If they.

[D]

We're developing currently.

[B]

Really?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. What is the. What is the concept?

[D]

I don't think we can. I don't think we can.

[C]

Jason having you guys, but it is Marvel.

[B]

Way to see it, dude.

[A]

But we're the new Black Panther, so

[D]

it's a weird because you know how they like switch. They like race switches and like gender swaps. Like we are the new Black Panthers.

[A]

Black Panthers.

[B]

So

[A]

thank you guys.

[B]

Thank you so much. That's all we got.

[F]

You guys do your thing.

[B]

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[B]

Thank you to Blake Anderson, Honors Home and Adam Devine.

[C]

Those guys, they literally just took over the podcast. That was so good, man.

[B]

When they got chemistry like that, you just kind of let them go.

[C]

You just got to let them go. I was sitting there as viewers were just enjoying that madness.

[B]

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[C]

Definitely gotta check that out, man. Those dudes are hilarious.

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That's right. Last thing before we wrap. Let's take a look at the new heights times Reese's bracket challenge standings.

[B]

Ooh, I'm in Hawaii. Brandon, you got to do it.

[E]

What's up, boys? Jason, I hope you're enjoying Hawaii. I hope you're having like the best time. I hope you're having the best time. Don't worry about me. I'll just be here alone working on the show.

[C]

It's fine.

[E]

Hope you have a great time. Travis, I don't know where you are. You never tell me, so I hope you're having a great time too. Anyways, let's check in on the new heights Reese's Bracket challenge. We have got a leader in the men's. The men's bracket, Lee Collier. Lee Collier, you are currently our number one standing bracket. You do have Florida as your champion, so that's going to be short lived, brother.

[A]

Sorry about that.

[E]

We do have a two way tie for second place with Josh Dupree and Jordan Tipton. In the women's side of things, we have Nick Sterling. You are our number one bracket. Right now. We have an eight way tie for for seconds. So things are very much up in the air as they usually are after the first week of the tournament. Internally here the New heights team. Jason is our head in the men's brackets. Myself, I am ahead in the women's bracket. I am tied with Deanna, our researcher. But what you guys want to know about is who's in last place because that is who is probably going to Be getting some form of punishment right now. Last place for the men, we have Chris Selzer over at A team, and we have Aaron Loric, one of our producers. They are rounding out the bottom of the brackets for the men. Men on the women's side of things. Did not expect this, but it's sad to see. Rounding out the bottom two of our women's bracket, we have a gentleman by the name of Travis Kelsey, who is tied with a familiar name, Aaron Lorick. Also at the bottom of our women's bracket, Aaron does not know ball. Aaron Lorick does not know ball. That is officially on record here at the New Heights. New Heights show punishments. You guys send in a lot of great ones. We'll run through these pretty quick. A lot of you want us to spend a lot of time in a Waffle house or an IHOP eating pancakes for 24 hours horse, which I don't know if that caught us in a mood, but everybody seemed to kind of like that one. We also got a lot of people saying somebody needs to be covered in mayo. Not really a shocker. There was one member of the team who did not want to do that. We also got a lot of people saying we should go hobby horsing, which we might even do that regardless. So hobby horsing's out there. We also had an idea. Somebody should wear Jason's King Triton outfit in public, which is grosser than it sounds because I know he has not washed that. Anyways, that is the Reese's New Heights bracket update. Thank you, everybody for participating. I think we got a couple thousand brackets entered. I'm glad all of you having a great time. Time. I know we're all rooting for, you know, the Cinderella of the tournament right now. My beautiful Texas Longhorns. Just a small university, just scrappy underdogs, doing our best. Nobody believed in us. Just a university. That's just.

[B]

Brandon. Brandon, quick question. Sorry. Since you're wearing your Texas shirt, you had them winning in the round of 32, right? Since you're doing so well in your bracket? Yeah, sure.

[E]

No, I definitely had Texas women going very far, so fuck off, Jake. All right, that is it for the Reese's New Height bracket update. We'll see you guys all next week with more.

[B]

He didn't have them winning. All right, that wraps up this episode. New Heights. Thank you to Blake Anderson, Honors Home and Adam Divine. Make sure you subscribe to the newest channel on YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts.

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