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Travis Kelsey
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Jason Kelsey
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Travis Kelsey
Yes.
Jason Kelsey
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Travis Kelsey
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Jason Kelsey
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Ed Kelsey
No, we didn't. No, we didn't.
Jason Kelsey
I did not know how to talk to girls.
Ed Kelsey
You were awkward. You were uncomfortable.
Jason Kelsey
Jesus Christ. I wasn't going to say that I was uncomfortable.
Travis Kelsey
You were a little uncomfortable.
Ed Kelsey
Yeah.
Travis Kelsey
It was AOL messenger. Who was it?
Jason Kelsey
What about it was awkward?
Travis Kelsey
Jason, I used to ease drop in on your conversations on the phone.
Jason Kelsey
You remember when you told me to.
Travis Kelsey
No, you got to take that out. We can't do this. Welcome back to New Heights, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, A wondry show produced by Way Sports & Entertainment and brought to you by Zillow, everyone's favorite real estate app. Download the app today. We're your host. I'm Travis Kelsey. My big brother, Jason Kelsey out of Cleveland Heights, Ohio. Cincinnati Bearcat alumni shout out to the Cincinnati Bearcats opening up a new indoor subscribe on YouTube, Wonder plus wherever you get your podcast and follow the show on all social media at New heights show with one S. Jason, tell the lovely 92 percenters what we got.
Jason Kelsey
Coming up, we got another great episode for you guys. First, we're gonna try to decide the next movie for New Heights Film Club. We're also going to look at some wild fan mentions as well as get some fatherly advice. Ed Vice from the one and only Ed Kelsey. That's right. Ed Kelsey's joining us for a little Father's Day special. Yeah, let's get right to it. Let's start with some of that new news.
Travis Kelsey
New news.
Jason Kelsey
New news is brought to you by Nickelodeon's Kid Choice Awards. The party of summer slime. Tune in this Saturday, June 21st at 8. 7 Central, live on Nickelodeon.
Travis Kelsey
All right, man.
Jason Kelsey
How about that?
Travis Kelsey
I'm tuned in. You better have the girls watching. I'm sure they're going to be pumped to see who the next male athlete of the year is.
Jason Kelsey
All righty. You can still vote for New Heights for favorite podcast and Travis for favorite male athlete of the year. We need to that blimp, guys. I don't know if you're aware, I do not have a blimp. Travis has many blimps, but I would love a blimp. Blimps are awesome. Especially when they have the word Nickelodeon tattooed across them. And they're orange. They're going to be tattooed. Last new news item. Weird recording schedule this month. Travis will be at mini camp and tight end you. I'm going to be doing stuff down the shore. We got beer bowl. I have a golf outing coming out. We got a bunch of things happening. We got something hard. It's going to be hard to get together. We do have some recorded guests that we think you guys will really look forward to.
Travis Kelsey
Oh, you guys are going to love these guys.
Jason Kelsey
That's right. That's right. Looking forward to dropping those here in the next coming weeks. And that's it for new news. New news is brought to you by Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Award, the party of Summer Slime. Tune in.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah, baby.
Jason Kelsey
This Saturday, June 21st at 8, 7 Central, live on Nickelodeon.
Travis Kelsey
Yes, sir. Let's move along to some fan mentions. We had some. Some wild, wild mentions this week, but my favorite mention came with this beautiful tattoo of Jason's bald eagle.
Jason Kelsey
This is wild. I don't really. Wow.
Travis Kelsey
This is. This is. I mean, this is.
Jason Kelsey
How does somebody art right here? How does somebody come up with this?
Travis Kelsey
The socks. The socks and cleats into the elbow pads and gloves.
Jason Kelsey
What's even.
Travis Kelsey
Do you wear this for Kylie at home? Is there a picture of you like this? Because this is. I mean, if they're. If you're ever in this stance, I would imagine this is what you look like.
Jason Kelsey
Just so confused on how this is a thing.
Travis Kelsey
What do you mean?
Jason Kelsey
Okay, let's click this link for the backstory, because I don't know how one ends up with a tattoo like this.
Travis Kelsey
Here's the backstory from Erica Smith. Dot educates. Okay, we have an educator here. Meanwhile, I want to know what incredible person got this tattoo. Hello. And then my little man. 07. Funny story. I am a Giants fan. My husband is an Eagles fan. We made a bet. I lost. Welcome to Pin Up Jason Galaxy. We're not gonna go to Joe for this.
Jason Kelsey
Oh, my gosh.
Travis Kelsey
This story makes it even better. Oh, my God. From the educator herself, Erica. This is absolutely hilarious. So this is Pin Up Jason.
Jason Kelsey
So a woman lost a bet.
Travis Kelsey
Yep. Because she's a Giants fan.
Jason Kelsey
That's amazing.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah. And she's a woman of her word, I guess.
Jason Kelsey
Do we know that it's a woman? How do we know? I thought Kylie told me it was a woman and her name was Lauren.
Travis Kelsey
Oh, God. Kylie's got.
Jason Kelsey
Kylie's all over this. She was like, what the Fuck is this?
Travis Kelsey
Yeah. She wants to see Pin up Jason herself. You should just not.
Jason Kelsey
She does not want to see Pin.
Travis Kelsey
Up Jason one night. You should just.
Jason Kelsey
Should I roll into the bedroom like this?
Travis Kelsey
Throw on the elbow.
Jason Kelsey
Throw on my game socks, my elbow pads, Go to the facilities and get my hands and wrist tape. Put the gloves on.
Travis Kelsey
Oh, you know what this is probably a reference to is your. Your ESPN body Mag.
Jason Kelsey
Oh, nice. I mean, I didn't look like this.
Travis Kelsey
There, but you did have the bald eagle over your.
Jason Kelsey
I did have a bald eagle in that ESPN body mag. I forgot about that.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah. How could you forget? How could anybody forget the entire starting five? Yeah, the whole. The whole. The whole line.
Jason Kelsey
Sometimes you block things out that you're not interested in thinking about.
Travis Kelsey
Oh, I know.
Jason Kelsey
Oh, I mean, listen, I love a good bet. That is a hell of a payoff. Like, she has to walk around with that for the rest of her life.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah, I mean, I think it's. I think it's great.
Jason Kelsey
I guess it's not that bad. Would you ever get this tattooed?
Travis Kelsey
I mean, if I lost a bet, I would have to.
Jason Kelsey
What would be the Travis Kelce version of this?
Travis Kelsey
What? What do you mean?
Jason Kelsey
Like, if somebody was going to make a provocative Travis Kelce, what would you. You obviously wouldn't have a bird. What would you have?
Travis Kelsey
I don't know. Let's leave. Let's leave it to the 92 percenters. I don't want to talk about that. Pin up Travis. God damn it, Jason. Why'd you throw me under the bus?
Jason Kelsey
I don't know.
Travis Kelsey
This is yours. This is your.
Jason Kelsey
Listen, if I'm. If I'm having pictures made of this, your world. If I'm having pictures of me made like this, you need to have pictures of you made like this.
Travis Kelsey
It's not fair.
Jason Kelsey
There we go.
Travis Kelsey
Oh, man.
Jason Kelsey
There we go.
Travis Kelsey
I wish I had shoulders like that.
Jason Kelsey
All right, what's his appendage? Is it a dream catcher? Is it a.
Travis Kelsey
Bald eagle?
Jason Kelsey
Arrowhead. Sharp and pointy. Dude, do you hear my kids just losing their mind? Of course.
Travis Kelsey
Why would I hear that?
Jason Kelsey
I think Elliot needs help. I'm gonna. Can I go help Elliot real quick before she loses her mind?
Travis Kelsey
Do your thing, man. Yeah. All right. Now that about does it for the fan mentions of the week. Yeah. Nice packer, Jason. Moving on to some New Heights Film Club. Hey, back into the film club. New Heights Film Club is brought to you by Reese's and their new PB and J Cups. Yeah, we're gonna have one last installment of the New Heights film club before we wrap up this season, and we will have you guys vote on which of these four films we will be reviewing. But first, we need to pick a genre. That's right. We need to figure out what genre we're gonna go for. Do we want to do summer blockbusters? Maybe just one of our favorites, Adam Sandler. Do some Sandler films in honor of Happy Gilmore coming out in July. We can do some summer scaries. You guys want to do some. Some scary movies? Get into some horror films or just some movies that give you fucking nightmares? Like, scary movies.
Jason Kelsey
Scary movies are fun to revisit because they're absurd.
Travis Kelsey
Like, especially the older ones.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah. Like, they don't make any sense. Like, why, like, just half of them are not even relevant anymore. The technology. Like, they'd be so easily solved in, like, today's age with phones and whatnot.
Travis Kelsey
I forget what movie this was, man, but it was. It was about a giant, like, flock of giant mosquitoes.
Jason Kelsey
I know, exactly. That's.
Travis Kelsey
I forget the name of the movie.
Jason Kelsey
Well, the giant mosquitoes was just Jumanji. No, no, but there was a. There was a movie.
Travis Kelsey
This is. This goes way back before Jumanji.
Jason Kelsey
Before Juman. You talking about birds? The Alfred Hitchcock movie?
Travis Kelsey
It might be.
Jason Kelsey
I don't know, because the only other giant insects movie. There's another one, but it was, like, a giant spider. There was Skeeter. That's a movie, dude.
Travis Kelsey
That's a mosquito. It might be it, dude. Yeah. It was literally the biggest mosquitoes ever. It used to scare the living out of me. This is it, dude. Dude, but that's the thing. These movies are so ridiculous. This used to give me nightmares, dude.
Jason Kelsey
I'm kind of in on an obscure film that a lot of people haven't seen. I like indie films and, like, stuff that's just, like, kind of like off the.
Travis Kelsey
You ever seen Bird Box?
Jason Kelsey
Bird Box is good.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah. Sandra.
Jason Kelsey
Completely ridiculous.
Ed Kelsey
I.
Jason Kelsey
There was so.
Travis Kelsey
They were like, my dog Kills is in there, man.
Jason Kelsey
There were two, like, movies where, like, the people couldn't seen, couldn't see, and I just could not bring myself, like, bird Box, which was. It was a fun watch, but, like, it's so ridiculous. Like, you can't see anything, and you're gonna get all this, like, get the out of here. I'm not buying it. And then the one that was even worse, I think, was c. I think it was an Apple tv.
Travis Kelsey
Oh, it was still a good watch. It can't be.
Jason Kelsey
It was horrendous. They're running through the woods. Travis, I challenge you right now. Blindfold yourself and run through the woods. You will not make it further than about 20ft. All right?
Travis Kelsey
No, I'll figure it out.
Jason Kelsey
You are going to hit something. Somebody thought of this idea like it was good and I thought it was the worst fucking thing on the planet. It was the stupid. It was. I couldn't do it. I don't know why. It was awful. It was an awful show. It was really, really bad.
Travis Kelsey
I don't even know which one you're talking about.
Jason Kelsey
So somebody see. Yeah, they couldn't see, but they somehow could still run through the forest.
Travis Kelsey
All right, so what do you want to do? Do you want to go down scaries? You want to do Sandler films? Do we want to just leave it up to the 92 percenters?
Jason Kelsey
This is what I think our most successful and fan appreciated versions of these. Just going to put it out. There have been either movies that females typically watch or movies that need to be reimagined in like a grown up capacity. Like Sandlot was okay, but we didn't really, it didn't have like a lot of like changes from the last time we've seen it. I think we need to watch something that we haven't. We both have not seen potentially ever. And a movie that is really popular that a lot of other people have seen. But we need to watch it where most people saw it as a child and we are now seeing it as fully developed adults. So as long as the movie meets that criteria, I'm in on it.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah, well, good luck meeting all that criteria.
Jason Kelsey
Does that make sense, Brandon?
Travis Kelsey
No, it makes all the sense in the world. What you're saying definitely makes sense, but I just don't know.
Brandon
Yeah, I don't have that movie off top of my head.
Travis Kelsey
We're going to have to somehow create a genre.
Jason Kelsey
Well, let's look at movies that were big in the 90s.
Travis Kelsey
Okay.
Jason Kelsey
That Travis and I just haven't seen.
Brandon
90S rated R blockbusters is like kind of the search here.
Travis Kelsey
There you go. That's a start.
Brandon
It's a start. It's a start.
Travis Kelsey
Animal House is one. I think that was more 80s though.
Brandon
I mean they're throwing us Terminator 2, Matrix, Pretty Woman. The rock is so fucking.
Jason Kelsey
I mean, I don't think I've seen Pretty Woman.
Brandon
Oh, that could.
Jason Kelsey
I think that one would be big.
Brandon
Pretty Woman would be big.
Jason Kelsey
People would appreciate that review.
Brandon
I think Pretty One would be big for us.
Travis Kelsey
Pretty Woman, I think I actually saw this not too long ago.
Jason Kelsey
I think I have seen it, but I can't remember it.
Brandon
It's been. It's been a minute.
Jason Kelsey
Goodfellas is a great one. Goodfellas would be a great recap, especially being living on the east coast now. Jerry Maguire. That's kind of interesting as, like, a professional athlete. The Bodyguard.
Brandon
Speed is so good.
Jason Kelsey
Speed is ridiculous.
Travis Kelsey
Speed is.
Jason Kelsey
Dude, honestly, we should review Tremors if we're gonna go with a movie that's like. Like a horror. But I've already seen them. But Total Recall, great movie. Fantastic movie. Yeah, yeah, but we've seen it. Doesn't meet the criteria. I'm kind of in on Pretty Woman being one of the choices.
Travis Kelsey
All right, so pretty woman's one.
Brandon
Pretty one's one.
Travis Kelsey
Dude. 90s teenage movies.
Brandon
90S teenage movies. Clueless.
Travis Kelsey
No, no, thank you.
Jason Kelsey
I mean, I've seen it. 10 Things I Hate about you.
Travis Kelsey
American Pie would be hilarious to.
Jason Kelsey
American Pie would be funny to go back now, getting half of the references.
Brandon
Okay. Pretty Woman. She's all that is. I'd go back to that one.
Travis Kelsey
I love that movie.
Brandon
Wild Things. Remember sneaking into that one.
Travis Kelsey
Any pictures with these? I don't. I'm the worst.
Jason Kelsey
God damn.
Travis Kelsey
I don't remember any of these.
Brandon
Faculty's good. All right, we've got one so far.
Jason Kelsey
What about Wild, Wild West?
Travis Kelsey
I mean, I don't.
Jason Kelsey
I don't like that. People don't like that movie.
Travis Kelsey
I love that movie.
Jason Kelsey
I think it's secretly a great movie that people have just decided to on.
Brandon
But you gotta admit, it's like, such a dud after, I think, like, the two previous Will Smiths were Men in Black and Independence Day. You gotta admit that's like a. A little bit of a drop, of course.
Jason Kelsey
But it's. Here's my thing. I think if you shit on Jim.
Travis Kelsey
Carrey for making the Mask and Ace Venturas.
Jason Kelsey
This is my only argument. If you remade Wild Wild west and.
Travis Kelsey
Then go.
Jason Kelsey
Tarantino remade Wild Wild west, it'd be a banger of a movie. I'm not buying this. Like, it's a bad plot. Like robots. Like, I. I think the whole thing is, like, it's ridiculous.
Brandon
I know. There's a guy with no legs. There's a giant spider I vaguely recall. There's, like a chase in a cornfield. And that's.
Jason Kelsey
I mean, it's what I like about movies. It's completely ridiculous. And do you want to add Wild.
Brandon
Wild List, Wild Wild west to the list?
Jason Kelsey
I mean, I'm kind of feeling there's two. It does not meet the criteria I laid out.
Brandon
Oh, my theory.
Travis Kelsey
Nobody knows what criteria.
Brandon
Yeah, we're going to be here for the rest of the night.
Jason Kelsey
Thread this needle.
Travis Kelsey
I kind of like throwing a bunch of just, like, randoms in there and like, letting the 92 percenters dictate it.
Brandon
Should we just put the tweet out?
Jason Kelsey
Let's just put the tweet out.
Brandon
Okay.
Jason Kelsey
The criteria is Travis and I can never have seen it.
Brandon
How would they know this?
Jason Kelsey
They don't. We're going to get replies, though, and there's going to be something we haven't seen.
Brandon
All right, Jake, are you taking notes?
Jason Kelsey
It's got to be a movie that we haven't seen.
Brandon
Haven't seen.
Jason Kelsey
It's got to be. What were the. What was the other criteria? It had to be like from your.
Travis Kelsey
Childhood, so people haven't seen it in.
Jason Kelsey
A very long time. Was the other. It's got to be like a movie that is child centric that a lot of people have not seen since they were children.
Travis Kelsey
Okay, but. All right.
Jason Kelsey
Or do you not like that criteria? We could throw that criteria.
Travis Kelsey
Not everybody was a child when we were a child.
Brandon
Those people don't count.
Travis Kelsey
Those people don't count. We don't count them.
Jason Kelsey
There's movies like Brink that were watched by exclusively children at the time. Like grownups were not watching Brink.
Travis Kelsey
Brink would probably be a tough watch.
Jason Kelsey
Brink's a great movie. It's one of the only Disney movies that has held up. Brink is fantastic.
Travis Kelsey
Okay.
Jason Kelsey
Puppet suds. Are you kidding me? Should we just do Brink?
Travis Kelsey
No, it sounds like.
Jason Kelsey
Should we just do Disney made for TV movies from the.
Travis Kelsey
Do that.
Brandon
That's going to get a lot of people going. Where are we netting out here?
Jason Kelsey
I don't know. I don't know. I kind of like the idea of just asking the 92 percenters to submit movies. And the rule is we can't have seen it. That leaves it vague enough. Just. Just give us movies that you think would be funny to have us review.
Brandon
Give us movies. We will decide on this end, and we will let you know which one we pick.
Jason Kelsey
Do you like that idea, Travis, or do you not like that idea?
Travis Kelsey
Yeah, let's do it.
Brandon
We got Travis in. All right, you guys send us ideas. We'll go through them. We'll pick one, and we'll let you guys know what the pick is for July Film Club.
Travis Kelsey
Jason, is there any more criteria you want?
Jason Kelsey
I don't think so. I think that makes sense. I think the Idea of reviewing a movie that was mostly seen as people, as kids, as adults. Sounds interesting to me because you watch it under a different lens and most people are going to remember it from their time as children.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah.
Jason Kelsey
Could also just do brink. I don't know. I kind of like that idea.
Travis Kelsey
Puppin Suds could do brink. We. We mentioned Pretty Woman. That's been on me and Tay's movie list for a while. I'm down to watch that.
Jason Kelsey
A movie I think is very underrated. Wild Wild West.
Travis Kelsey
I fucking love Wild Wild west and Wild Wild West 2.
Jason Kelsey
There's Wild Wild West 2.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah.
Jason Kelsey
There's not a second Wild Wild West.
Travis Kelsey
Fuck yeah.
Jason Kelsey
This is real.
Travis Kelsey
You kidding me? I think the second one's got Owen Wilson in it or something. I forget which one is which.
Jason Kelsey
Are you thinking of the movie with Jackie Chan where him and Owen Wilson are Shanghai Knights? Shanghai Knights.
Travis Kelsey
I might have been. God damn it. I thought there were two Wild Wild West.
Jason Kelsey
Oh, shit, there is. Oh, wait, no, I think that's just Wild Wild West.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah, you're right.
Jason Kelsey
Top question on Reddit. Wasn't there a Wild Wild West 2? Was there not a literal answer? Is realized we were thinking of Shanghai Noon.
Travis Kelsey
Shanghai. Oh gosh.
Jason Kelsey
Oh my gosh. That is how many people think Shanghai Noon is just a sequel to Wild Wild West?
Travis Kelsey
Dude, Shanghai Noon. Also a good ass movie.
Jason Kelsey
That one I wouldn't mind reviewing. Shanghai Noon. I don't remember it as well as I think I remember he pees on his shirt to bend the bars.
Travis Kelsey
Fuck. Oh, man. There might have been two Shanghai Noons.
Jason Kelsey
You said this shirt. You said this shirt doesn't break. Not piss shirt. Ben Bars.
Travis Kelsey
How do you remember this?
Jason Kelsey
I'm a big Jackie Chan fan, dude. We could even just do like some Jackie Chan movies. Have you ever. What's the one that's not Escape from New York? There's another Rush Hour. No, no, no.
Travis Kelsey
There's so many good.
Jason Kelsey
That is Rookie, Rookie Jackie Chan. You got Drunken Master. You got. You got. Oh my gosh. What is the movie where they're running around New York and it's fucking insane. Oh, is so ridiculous of a movie.
Travis Kelsey
Gosh, you're making me want to. All right, here, let's just. Let's just get out of this big.
Jason Kelsey
Trouble in little Little China. Is that it? Most absurd Jackie Chan movie.
Travis Kelsey
That's what you're typing in?
Jason Kelsey
Drunken. I do love Drunken Master.
Travis Kelsey
Drunken Master is a great one.
Jason Kelsey
Rumble in the Bronx.
Travis Kelsey
All right, so basically 92 percenters. There's really no criteria. We don't necessarily know exactly what we what you guys want us to review. So we just want a little bit of a reference so we start to narrow this thing down. Send in all your requests, we'll peek over them and and get back to you guys with which movie the New Heights Film Club will review. And that does it for New Heights Film Club, brought to you by Reese's and their new PB and J cups.
Jason Kelsey
All right, before we get to Papa Kelsey, there's something we need to disclose. He's from a different time and era, people. Viewer discretion is advised. We don't know what this guy's about to say. I mean, I just gotta be honest with you.
Travis Kelsey
He's a wild card.
Jason Kelsey
He is one of the nicest, most genuine people on the planet. Not a negative bone in his body. It's just anybody with a grandpa knows something. All right, here we go. We're gonna get at Kelsey on here. Hope you guys enjoy this. Thank you to our presenting sponsor, Zillow.
Travis Kelsey
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Jason Kelsey
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Travis Kelsey
O man, that sounds like the perfect candy combination. Reese's PB and J Cups. Some things just sound better together. You know what I mean?
Jason Kelsey
They do.
Travis Kelsey
Am I right?
Jason Kelsey
Am I right? Listen, you're right. You are right. The only question is, what took him so long? Better late than never. Reese's PB and J Cups. That's a candy no brainer if you ask me.
Travis Kelsey
Strawberry or grape?
Jason Kelsey
What are you going with a big grape guy?
Travis Kelsey
It's always grape. I'm giving strawberry right now, but it's always great.
Jason Kelsey
I think strawberry for these is going to be better because chocolate and strawberry go together better than chocolate and grape. I've heard of chocolate covered strawberries. I've never heard of chocolate covered grape. Do we just invent something?
Travis Kelsey
So get in on the greatness of not just one, but two new Reese's PB and J Cups. In strawberry and grape, decide which one you love the most or just fall in love with both.
Jason Kelsey
It's perfectly okay to do that, but get them while you can because they're only here for a limited time only. Reese's new PB and J Cups. What's your jam found? Wherever you get your candy. Thank you to our partner, Nickelodeon.
Travis Kelsey
The most legendary awards show of all time is back on Nickelodeon, baby. That's right. The Kids Choice Awards is the party of the summer slime. And everyone's invited. I can't wait to see who takes home a Nickelodeon blimp.
Jason Kelsey
Please be me. Please be me. Please be me. Please be me.
Travis Kelsey
Did you know they double as kaleidoscopes?
Jason Kelsey
Does your blimp time out? Is that real?
Travis Kelsey
Yes. I didn't know that's what it was called, but yes.
Jason Kelsey
So get ready for an amazing night. That's right. Filled with a musical performance by Cat's Eye. Appearances from Tony Hawk, Ice Spice, Auli Craval, Victoria Monet, Benny Blanco, and your favorite creators. Some of them at least. Gamers, actors, athletes, musical artists. Sounds like it's got everything.
Travis Kelsey
That's not all. Nickelodeon is honoring Jack Black with the King of Comedy Award. And he's so deserving of it.
Jason Kelsey
Very deserving.
Travis Kelsey
Tune in to see if your favorites get to take home that iconic blimp.
Jason Kelsey
By the way our show New Heights was nominated. So, you know, if you don't mind, go vote.
Travis Kelsey
Do it. Jason wants a blimp. Jason. He's never gotten one. He hasn't been cool enough. He hasn't been cool enough yet. So I was nominated for male athlete.
Jason Kelsey
Favorite Favorite male athlete.
Travis Kelsey
If I'm your favorite, please go nominate me and that'll be my second nomination. You're gonna go and nominate us first. But tune in this Saturday, June 21st at 8 Eastern, 5 Pacific, only on Nickelodeon.
Jason Kelsey
That's right. Don't miss the kids choice awards hosted by the one and only Tyler. All right, Father's Day was this past Sunday. Hey, we're bringing the only man who could help us out with some heights Hotline Father's Day advice. Shout out to Twitter user Eva G for coming up with the name. Advice. Eva G on Twitter. Will this be on a regular episode or just a wondery plus episode? I would love some Ed Vice. Nice advice from Ed Kelsey. Live from Not Gonna Lie Studios, we have Ed Kelsey joining us. Dad, how we doing?
Ed Kelsey
We're doing great. We're doing great.
Jason Kelsey
Good shirt choice. Appreciate your studios.
Travis Kelsey
Shout out to Kai for getting us nice and set up. Dad, you look great.
Ed Kelsey
Good.
Travis Kelsey
You got the wings going. I should hold my. Take my hat off and put. Get my wings showing a little bit. Jason, you just got the.
Jason Kelsey
Longer hair.
Ed Kelsey
These are like the wings from the flying nun.
Jason Kelsey
Flying nun.
Travis Kelsey
I don't. I don't get. I don't know.
Jason Kelsey
Reference. And we won't.
Travis Kelsey
It must have been an 80s or 70s reference.
Jason Kelsey
What's the flying.
Ed Kelsey
More like 65, 64. Sally Field was a nun and she wore one of those hats with the wings and the. The wind would come by and lift.
Jason Kelsey
Her in the air. Oh, wow.
Travis Kelsey
Oh, the flying nun.
Jason Kelsey
Now we go. Did she invent the cookies? Is that Sally Fields or what? What's the cookie?
Travis Kelsey
I'm thinking of famous Amos now.
Ed Kelsey
Mrs. Fields. No, she did not make Mrs. Fields cookies.
Jason Kelsey
Okay. All right. Sorry. All right. We've gone down a rabbit hole already. All right, I guess. Where do we start? Dad, what do you think of Father's Day? Let's start off with there.
Ed Kelsey
What do I think of it?
Jason Kelsey
Yeah. What are your thoughts on Father's Day?
Ed Kelsey
My thoughts on Father's Day is a celebration of your kids.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah.
Travis Kelsey
Okay. All right. All right.
Ed Kelsey
And how happy you are. And nice.
Travis Kelsey
I'll celebrate to that.
Ed Kelsey
And what a great job you did as a dad.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah. Well. Or. Or doing right. There's still.
Ed Kelsey
Yes.
Jason Kelsey
Do you ever Stop being a dad. Do you consider yourself dad still?
Ed Kelsey
Oh, yeah.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah. How?
Travis Kelsey
100%. Jason. He was just father you two seconds ago into getting your ass in there to see a doctor by your sleep apnea.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah, I'm not going into a doctor. They don't know what they're talking about. What do. How is being a dad different at this stage as opposed to being a dad? You don't know when we were like, why Wyatt, Bennett's and Elliot's age. And Finn. Sorry, Finn.
Ed Kelsey
A lot more relaxing at this stage. Everything's just a lot of fun.
Jason Kelsey
Less work.
Ed Kelsey
You're not fretting about how they're doing in school, how they're treating teammates, how things are going in the neighborhood with them, how much trouble they got into that can be directly tracked back to you.
Jason Kelsey
What do you fret about these days? Between Travis and I.
Ed Kelsey
Between Travis and you? Not much.
Jason Kelsey
Not much.
Ed Kelsey
I think you're doing great. Yes.
Travis Kelsey
So you do think that Father's Day is a real holiday? Jason, do you think Father's Day is a real holiday?
Jason Kelsey
I think Father's Day is. I think, yes. First of all, it's a real holiday. Anybody? Anything that celebrates parents and family and raising children in this world should absolutely be celebrated.
Travis Kelsey
Okay.
Jason Kelsey
I think that Father's Day and Mother's Day is celebrated across every nationality in some way. Actually, there's a really good way that the Germans celebrate. We mentioned this last year on the podcast. I would love to do this with dad one day. You know Germans celebrate Father's Day, Pop.
Ed Kelsey
No, tell me.
Jason Kelsey
The family drops them off at, like, a woods, and they have a wagon that is filled with beer and different types of meats and sausages. And the dads just wander up into the mountains with a bunch of beer and sausages, and they hang out together for a day, and then they come back to meet their families afterwards.
Ed Kelsey
I'll tell you what.
Jason Kelsey
Sounds pretty fun.
Ed Kelsey
We. We can wander back to the pool and do the same thing.
Travis Kelsey
There we go.
Jason Kelsey
Perfect. There we go.
Travis Kelsey
Gotta go to the.
Jason Kelsey
We'll do this. We'll just get a wagon and ceremony and walk out. Backyard. Dad. Moms in traders.
Travis Kelsey
What? No, we can't say this.
Jason Kelsey
Oh, it's already. It's public. It's public.
Brandon
Rumored.
Ed Kelsey
Rumored. Rumored.
Travis Kelsey
What? It's public now? It's public.
Brandon
She's allegedly.
Ed Kelsey
I was lectured by your mother not to talk about it.
Jason Kelsey
Okay, well, can we record something for when we can say this? What do you think our mom's chances?
Ed Kelsey
Chances are what?
Jason Kelsey
Of winning.
Ed Kelsey
Do you understand?
Travis Kelsey
Do you understand?
Ed Kelsey
No idea what she's doing.
Jason Kelsey
So this is the premise of this. It's a game show, takes place in Scotland. Basically there's a group of people and there's two people in that group or a select amount of people are traders, which are people that can eliminate other people week by week. And the group of individuals that aren't the traders need to try and devise who the traitors are before the traders eliminate all of the non trader contestants. What?
Ed Kelsey
I'm sorry.
Jason Kelsey
All right, perfect. So what do you think mom's chances are of winning such game show?
Ed Kelsey
Haven't got a fucking clue.
Jason Kelsey
Don't know. Okay.
Ed Kelsey
No, I'm not a reality TV show type person.
Jason Kelsey
That's not true. You used to love. What's that? What were the history ones? What was the one where they used to bid on the.
Travis Kelsey
The Storage Wars.
Jason Kelsey
Storage Wars. You. So you were big Storage Wars.
Ed Kelsey
Never saw that in my life. I never saw. I mean I've seen it on TV but I haven't sat down Storage Wars.
Jason Kelsey
I used to sit there and watch what's the.
Ed Kelsey
Yeah, we watched the two guys. We watched the two guys who went around hunting for junk.
Jason Kelsey
Yep. The American pickers. Then you used to watch the, the Vegas one with the chumley. What's the.
Travis Kelsey
Oh, the Vegas.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So don't give me this, don't give me that. You're not a reality TV guy. Don't act like you're above reality tv.
Travis Kelsey
Used to sit down and watch Jackass with us.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah.
Ed Kelsey
What? As I recall, I was pretty much, pretty much adamantly opposed to Jackass.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah, no, I think that's accurate, I'm pretty sure.
Travis Kelsey
Oh man, but you were missing out.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah. Oh yeah, you're lost. I want to get Ed Cassidy's reaction to this photo.
Travis Kelsey
All right.
Jason Kelsey
Brandon, you know exactly what photo I'm talking about.
Travis Kelsey
I have no idea what photo. So you're going to get my reaction to.
Ed Kelsey
Did somebody actually do that?
Jason Kelsey
This is, this is tattooed on a woman. I think her name is Lauren's arm. Yeah. No, this is a bet that somebody lost and they have this tattooed permanently under there.
Ed Kelsey
Permanently. That's not a henna.
Jason Kelsey
I mean I think you could take, take them off these days, but no, I think that's an actual tattoo.
Travis Kelsey
Oh, what do you think?
Jason Kelsey
Immediate reactions.
Ed Kelsey
Immediate reaction.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah.
Ed Kelsey
Fucking loony. You know, what else can I say? That's. This is.
Jason Kelsey
It's provocative.
Ed Kelsey
I saw that on one of the social media and that's a cringe worthy Even without it being on somebody's arm. Just the picture itself.
Jason Kelsey
I've never heard the word you use, the word cringe. So this is a new territory. I think it's pretty. It's pretty.
Ed Kelsey
I've never seen anything that.
Travis Kelsey
Well, it's made you feel like that, huh?
Ed Kelsey
Yeah, that's right. That's right.
Jason Kelsey
I think I don't. I don't think I look half bad, if I'm being honest. I think it's a pretty. They did me a solid.
Travis Kelsey
This might be the best you've ever looked.
Ed Kelsey
You could take that off the screen now.
Jason Kelsey
Fair enough.
Travis Kelsey
Have to ask Kai that one, though. All right, let's get to some heights, hotline, man. Let's get to the fun stuff, baby.
Jason Kelsey
We're going to listen to some voicemails, dad, that our viewers and listeners have sent us asking for parent advice. And normally Travis and I answer them. But we always wish you were here to do this, because we know you would answer them far better than we can.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah.
Jason Kelsey
This one is titled Unwritten Rules with dad.
Listener
Hey, Jason. Hey, Travis. Huge fan of the show. My question, my no, dumb question, is what was, like, an unwritten rule you had with your dad growing up? One of my unwritten rules I had always with my dad was when I'd be in the car with him, it would be nothing but his music. He loved 70s, 80s rock, 90s rock.
Jason Kelsey
Sounds like a good day.
Listener
And we always watched football games together, and that was like our big, like, two big unwritten rules. Was that. I hope. Have a good day. Ghost dealers.
Jason Kelsey
Oh, there we go. We didn't have any. We didn't have any written rules. They were all unwritten.
Travis Kelsey
I only remember one, but it was. It was literally a rule that he. He told me was. But he only told me once. It was, you got to be home before the street lights come on. That was the only, like, unwritten rule.
Ed Kelsey
That's a rule that date back. Dates back to the 60s at least.
Travis Kelsey
Since street lights were a thing.
Jason Kelsey
Did you write down any rules? I don't remember any written rules.
Ed Kelsey
Oh, I don't know about any written. No, no.
Jason Kelsey
I think they were all unwritten. But there are tons of rules.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah.
Jason Kelsey
Don't talk back to your mom. Finish your food.
Ed Kelsey
Finish what you're eating.
Jason Kelsey
Yep. They're starving kids in China.
Ed Kelsey
Don't hit your brother in the face. No punches to the head.
Jason Kelsey
Can we still use their starving children in China? Is that still an acceptable way to get children to eat food?
Travis Kelsey
I think that's to each his Own Jason.
Ed Kelsey
I don't know. I kind of gave up on that one. Fact of the matter is, I waited. I waited all these years for you and Travis to come back with Aunt Judy's retort.
Jason Kelsey
What was your Judy's?
Ed Kelsey
Well, if they were here, they could have my food.
Jason Kelsey
Leave it to Aunt Judy. All right, what were some other Ed Kelsey rules? If you run, it's only going to be worse. I remember that one.
Ed Kelsey
Yeah.
Jason Kelsey
Come here. If you run, it's only going to be worse.
Ed Kelsey
Yeah. I don't know. I'm. I'm drawing a blank here.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Ed Kelsey
I think it was more situational. The rules came up where there was a situation that demanded it.
Jason Kelsey
There was the golden golden rule, which kind of everything else fit within the golden rule. Then there was respect. Your. Your teachers, your. Yeah, yeah. Well, like. But there was some. There was another level for like either teachers, educators, or people that were older than you, which I felt like if.
Ed Kelsey
We ever respect your elders.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah, yeah. If we ever came back and like one of the older just parents or anybody was saying something, you were like, all right, that's enough of that. Like, I feel like that was a.
Ed Kelsey
Big one and that wasn't always easy to say. And I. And the reason I mentioned it is, you know, how many of those parents or elders were just full of shit.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah, I know.
Ed Kelsey
You know, but you're just trying to keep your kid quiet and get out of there.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah, but the chances are your kid is full of more shit than the elders are, right? No, no.
Ed Kelsey
Sadly no. And that's. That's something you'll come to realize.
Jason Kelsey
All right, fair enough.
Ed Kelsey
As the girls get older.
Jason Kelsey
All right.
Ed Kelsey
Your time is not so much keeping your kids in line as it is deflecting criticism and, you know, rolling your eyes in front of the. The friggin idiots.
Jason Kelsey
Okay. All right. Wonderfully said. Love that. What were your rules as far as, like, sports went?
Ed Kelsey
No. I. In team.
Jason Kelsey
Yep.
Ed Kelsey
You're never as good as they say. You're also never as bad as they say. Yeah, ignore the. Ignore what people say.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah.
Ed Kelsey
Hard work and hustle beats talent. Always has, always will.
Jason Kelsey
I don't know if you did it on purpose or if it was just the athletes that you genuinely appreciated most, but you would always point out the athletes that were besides the ones that were really good and had personalities. I remember you love Charles Barkley. We've been on that multiple times. Always been a big fan of Chuck. You'd always point out, like, the guys that like, ran hard or hustled like Pete Rose. And like different.
Ed Kelsey
Sure.
Jason Kelsey
We were watching games. It was like. Yeah, it was always like athletes that like either were intense or gave above and beyond, like, effort. I remember that was certainly five the odds. Yeah.
Ed Kelsey
Never stop tracking that ball. Things like that.
Jason Kelsey
Sure.
Travis Kelsey
I think we can hit the next one.
Jason Kelsey
Irrational Mad dad moment is this title.
Listener
Hey guys, this is Zach. I wanted to talk to you about Father's Day and it coming up soon. And it made me think of times that my dad got irrationally mad at us. And I wanted to know if there was any time Papa Kelsey got irrationally mad over something little. Like I remember our big one at home was dad got mad at us because the toothpaste was in the downstairs bathroom, not the upstairs bathroom. We got like a five minute lecture about it. He's yelling and screaming.
Jason Kelsey
Anyway, that does feel a little bit irrational.
Listener
You guys had a similar experience with your dad or maybe Jason, can you admit you having yourself an irrational mad dad moment?
Jason Kelsey
Oh, absolutely. I don't ever remember dad being a rash. I'm pretty sure he was rationally mad.
Ed Kelsey
You should have been there when Travis put the hand lotion in the shampoo bottle.
Jason Kelsey
I mean, that's pretty rationally mad.
Travis Kelsey
Pretty rational.
Jason Kelsey
You put some hand lotion on your.
Travis Kelsey
Hair down the steps and your hair looked like it was glued together, like you had just washed her.
Jason Kelsey
Look like Cameron Diaz out of. What is that movie? Ridiculous.
Travis Kelsey
I looked at you, I was like, oh, what did I do?
Ed Kelsey
Yeah, Travis looked at me and boom, he's out of there.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah. Looked like Cameron Diaz from Something about Mary.
Ed Kelsey
Surprised he didn't go right through the screen door when he ran away.
Travis Kelsey
I was like, oh, I didn't realize that. And you were like, you were late to go to work or you were on your. You're trying to hurry up and get out the door and yeah, that was a rational.
Jason Kelsey
I feel like most of the times I remember it's pretty rational. Rationally mad was a big. A big one for Ed Kelsey. There was a reason for him to be upset. What was? I'm trying to think of an irrational one. I can't really nothing comes to mind off my head. What do you think, Pop? Do you remember any?
Ed Kelsey
No, I'm drawing a blank.
Jason Kelsey
I remember you irrationally. You remember when we were on the. We were sledding down the hill, that this was back when we lived in North Ridgeville. It was me, you, and. Oh my gosh, the one neighbor.
Ed Kelsey
Oh, what was his name?
Jason Kelsey
I think it's me and you or us two. And you were on one sled, and we were headed for a rock, and I still don't know how this all went down, but you ended up jumping in front of us on the sled, and the rock broke your ribs.
Ed Kelsey
So you broke a couple of ribs. That was.
Jason Kelsey
You're screaming in pain.
Ed Kelsey
I tried to angle it.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah, I remember his name just because I remember this irrational moment from you. We're driving in the car, and Billy says something. Billy says something to you about driving? And you're like, shut the fuck up, Billy.
Ed Kelsey
He asked me if I'm okay. He saw me wincing in pain. He asked me, can you drive? He said, shut the fuck up. That was one of those things where we. I was trying to avoid the rock, and we all went over, and to keep from hurting one of you guys, I tucked my elbows in so I would roll over, and that's how I broke the ribs.
Jason Kelsey
Why didn't she just grab us and roll the other way? I'm trying to envision how this rock was so. Okay.
Travis Kelsey
Well, God damn it. That's hilarious.
Ed Kelsey
Would you have one of those moments you could ask yourself, why didn't I.
Jason Kelsey
Go the other way? Fair enough. Fair enough. I get irrationally mad. All the problem with children is they're irrational. So that causes you to be irrationally mad sometimes. There's a lot of irrational things happening when you're dealing with little kids. All right, fictional father, let's go with that one.
Travis Kelsey
Shut the up.
Ed Kelsey
Fictional fathers. Okay, this should be good.
Listener
Hi, this is Lacy from Missouri, and I was just wondering. Father's Day is coming up. Jason, what fictional father would you say closely. Most closely resembles your parenting style? And I think that's it, actually. Have a good day.
Travis Kelsey
Okay, Lacy. Nice.
Jason Kelsey
I'll say this. I think my parenting style probably mostly resembles a non fictional character. And my own dad, I think that I definitely am very. I find myself being more and more similar to dad in the way I talk and do things with my children. And I think dad, I'm trying to think, like, who's the best fictional character that dad is represented by? Is it red from that 70s show? I feel like he's got a little bit of that, but maybe not as, like, curmudgeon. He's more supportive of his children.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah.
Jason Kelsey
Who's like. Who's a rough around the edges but very supportive father? Al Bundy. Oh, my gosh. That is low key. I mean, he's not supportive of his kids at all, but it's Al Bundy's good. He's got. Yeah, it's. You got to go with a hodgepodge. It's got the sense of humor of Al Bundy combined with, like. Combined with the fatherly, like, nurturing of, like. Huxtable. What's, like, Bill Cods. Like, we can't mention Bill Cosby, unfortunately, but the character was phenomenal on the show.
Travis Kelsey
Mr. Huxtables. Yeah. So I think, you know, that's pretty good.
Jason Kelsey
I would say it's kind of like that. What do you think that's accurate, Pop.
Travis Kelsey
I mean, that's damn good.
Ed Kelsey
That's pretty good.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah.
Ed Kelsey
If you. If you want to go. What now? I'm drawing Ed. What. What's. What's the guy's name from. From Married With Children. Ed what?
Jason Kelsey
Al Bundy. Al Bundy.
Ed Kelsey
No, that was his real name.
Jason Kelsey
Oh, you're talking about Modern Family.
Ed Kelsey
No, I'm thinking what's his real name?
Jason Kelsey
Okay.
Travis Kelsey
Ed o' Neill from Youngstown, Ohio, baby.
Ed Kelsey
Yeah. Played for the Steelers.
Jason Kelsey
He played for the Steelers.
Ed Kelsey
Yeah, he did. I think it was only one or two years, if I'm not mistaken. He was a linebacker.
Travis Kelsey
I'm not sure.
Jason Kelsey
Are you thinking of Jack Lambert?
Ed Kelsey
Look it up, dude. Try me.
Travis Kelsey
All right, I. Listen, Brandon.
Jason Kelsey
Look it up right now. Had a brief stint with the Pittsburgh Steelers. Holy. Well, well done, Dad.
Travis Kelsey
I don't. Neil, baby.
Jason Kelsey
And he's from Youngstown.
Travis Kelsey
Four touchdowns, one game.
Jason Kelsey
He's from Youngstown.
Ed Kelsey
No, that was. That was Al Bundy's big game. Yeah.
Travis Kelsey
Poor Kai.
Ed Kelsey
But he did a movie where he was. Went to his girlfriend's house to get her kid who was. Who had been disappointed by his real father. Yes. And he had to carry. Get him across town or not across town, across the country. Drive to meet his mother. I forget the name of that movie, but I just remember the kid was having such a fit. He tied the kid's feet and legs around a hockey stick and carried them out like a suitcase.
Travis Kelsey
That's an Ed Kelsey move right there.
Jason Kelsey
That's a good one. Ed o' Neill, really, in any dad, because he's the grandpa and the dad in Modern Family, and he's very much a similar temperament to him. I didn't know he's from Youngstown, but that makes a ton of sense.
Travis Kelsey
Northeast Ohio.
Jason Kelsey
That's a lot of ties right there. Maybe that's why we got so much of that.
Travis Kelsey
One of my favorite things ever in the house, and all my friends still say this to this day, is there was never like any, like, come downstairs, talk to the guys let them know, you can't do that. It was just a scream from the second floor office.
Ed Kelsey
Hey, shut the up.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah. Yeah.
Travis Kelsey
And immediately everyone froze. It was like, yeah, we can't do that anymore.
Jason Kelsey
All right. Yeah, we're done.
Ed Kelsey
Yeah. I do remember one time we're at the rink and Travis and a bunch of kids were playing hockey outside the rink while you were skating. And, you know, they used to do that in the one corner.
Travis Kelsey
Oh, yeah.
Ed Kelsey
Of the rink, and some people, some grandparents are trying to get by to go up the stairs. And I was on the other side of the rink, and I yelled out, yo. It's like seven kids dropped the hockey sticks right away, wasn't it?
Jason Kelsey
Dude, It. It transit. It translates. It translates to me. We were at the Phillies game this week, and we took the girls and some. Some family friends brought their kids. And one of the other. I don't even realize. This is like a thing that just our family does. But one of the other kids was standing like, you know, what a sweet. How like, the front. She was, like, climbing on the front of it, and I was like, yo. And immediately she, like, gets startled and then starts crying. And I'm like, oh, I just this up. Like, this kid isn't normally used to getting this kind of treatment.
Ed Kelsey
I'll tell you, one of the coolest things is. And this was maybe two or three. What are the last few years that Jason played. We're in the. Downstairs in the family room in that lounge, and, you know, they've come by four or five times trying to get people to leave. And I walk over by the door, and the security guy was. The security guys are very cool about it. They weren't rushing you, but people get Nancy. So I just told the guy, I said, watch this. I just yell, yo. All of a sudden, everybody starts walking out. Dude.
Jason Kelsey
It's a powerful like. Like Kylie's family has the whistle. Ed can do that loud. Like, that's. I'm jealous of that.
Ed Kelsey
So am I. I don't know that.
Jason Kelsey
There'S, like, the yo is undefeated. You just go on a yo in the middle of a crowd. You could say, yo, right now in the middle of a sea of people and be like, oh, shit, that Kelsey's here.
Travis Kelsey
Let's get to one more. That was a. That was a dadism if I'd ever heard one. Let's. Let's. Let's listen to one more of these things.
Listener
NJ from LA here. I'd like to know what is the best piece of advice your dad Gave you about dating, sex, marriage, and parenting. And also, what is the worst piece of advice he's ever given you? Thank you. And love the show.
Jason Kelsey
Okay. Thank you. That's an awesome question. I never got any advice on sex from dad. We never had the birds and the bees talk.
Ed Kelsey
No, we didn't. No, we didn't.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah.
Travis Kelsey
No.
Jason Kelsey
He left that to the Cleveland Heights public school system.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah. The health class.
Ed Kelsey
I lives without it. You can, too.
Jason Kelsey
Mr. Hoon. Mr. Hoon.
Travis Kelsey
And Robolowski.
Jason Kelsey
Coach Robo taught us about sex.
Travis Kelsey
And Coach Jones. Mike Jones was.
Jason Kelsey
And Coach Jones. That's right. What were the other ones dating?
Travis Kelsey
I remember I was. I was trying to figure out how to. How to get a girl to. To, you know, think I was funny or cool. And in, like, early middle school, like, maybe like, sixth, seventh grade, might even been younger than that. This funny way of, like, hey, you know, just. Just be a friend. Just be cool with her.
Jason Kelsey
Just.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah, you know, she doesn't like you. You know, pretty girls all hang around pretty girls.
Ed Kelsey
Yeah, that's right. Yes. Yes.
Travis Kelsey
I was like, all right. Yeah, there you go. Just be friends with him.
Jason Kelsey
That's right.
Ed Kelsey
I do remember a brief discussion Jason and I had. Woody was a uc.
Jason Kelsey
Oh, wow. Okay.
Ed Kelsey
Yeah. He was telling me the general, how.
Jason Kelsey
Good I was with the women.
Ed Kelsey
Yeah, I see these girls, but I really don't want to. He said, I really don't know what to talk about. And I told you that. And it's true for every guy. Any guy listening. You know, I know I play football. I know everybody likes to talk about that, but tell me about you.
Jason Kelsey
Oh, wow.
Ed Kelsey
All you gotta do is shut up and get them to talk about themselves. And you ain't gotta say another word. Nod your head.
Jason Kelsey
Oh, wow.
Ed Kelsey
Yeah, cool.
Travis Kelsey
Oh, wow.
Jason Kelsey
Oh, wow.
Ed Kelsey
You know, they add the little comments in there to make her feel good and just. You don't have to say nothing. You know what I mean?
Jason Kelsey
This is good. This is why you remind us of Ed o' Neill. This is why you remind us also.
Ed Kelsey
Why I live alone.
Jason Kelsey
Hey. I actually don't think he's listening to me. He's just acting like he wants.
Travis Kelsey
They figured you out.
Jason Kelsey
Well, I was on AOL Instant messenger, and you definitely encouraged me to just talk to girls because you could tell that I was just. I did not know how to talk.
Ed Kelsey
You were awkward. You were uncomfortable.
Jason Kelsey
Jesus Christ. I wasn't gonna say that I was uncomfortable.
Travis Kelsey
Maybe we're a little uncomfortable.
Ed Kelsey
Yeah.
Travis Kelsey
Who was it, man we were fucking? It was AOL messenger who was it?
Jason Kelsey
What about it was awkward.
Ed Kelsey
You just said you real at ease talking to girls.
Travis Kelsey
Jason, I used to eavesdrop in on your conversations on the phone.
Jason Kelsey
You remember when you told me to take that out?
Travis Kelsey
We can't do this. And that's all the ed advice we got for you.
Ed Kelsey
I'll tell you advice I gave you that you didn't. That you didn't pay attention to.
Jason Kelsey
What's that?
Ed Kelsey
Katie would say that she sees you and she says hi to you, but you say nothing back.
Jason Kelsey
Oh, really?
Ed Kelsey
I tried to tell you. You see Katie, talk to her. Not that you have to go out, that you're going to start dating her. She's a little older than you. Yada yada.
Jason Kelsey
I did not know how to talk to girls.
Ed Kelsey
But every girl in school is watching you talk to this hot older chick.
Jason Kelsey
This hot older chick.
Travis Kelsey
There you go. All right.
Jason Kelsey
All right, Kelsey. Happy Father's Day, everybody. Dad, I'll see you for Father's Day. Maybe.
Travis Kelsey
Love you, big guy. Thanks for. Thanks for coming on here and having some fun with us.
Ed Kelsey
Anytime.
Travis Kelsey
You know it.
Jason Kelsey
Love you, Pop.
Ed Kelsey
Love you. All right.
Jason Kelsey
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Jason Kelsey
All righty, folks. That's. That's our dad. That's Ed Kelce. That's dad with some great fatherly advice.
Travis Kelsey
Love you, dad.
Jason Kelsey
We got to incorporate dad more in the show. He's a wealth of just, like, entertainment.
Travis Kelsey
Come on. This is my favorite human being, man.
Jason Kelsey
Beer bowl. Submissions are also closing tonight. We will notify the teams that make it by this Friday, June 20th. Send to at New Height show with 1s and use beer bowl. We've had a lot of good submissions this year, and we're narrowing it down, right? We're gonna shout out Drew Garrison. Drew Garrison from Cincinnati. I believe if I. Hopefully that's the right one. Let's take a look at this link from one of the submissions.
Ed Kelsey
You.
Jason Kelsey
Oh, wow. Okay. Playing a little beer bowl. Little beer bowl.
Travis Kelsey
Oh, nice. Little team action.
Jason Kelsey
Make beers go bye bye.
Travis Kelsey
Oh, no. Bad pass. Takes it serious, though. Profanity. That's how you know he's serious.
Jason Kelsey
Oh, no. Oh, gosh. This is. They have a lot of good, impressive teamwork on the beer bowl. I will say this is a very long match.
Travis Kelsey
It's got to be multiple matches.
Jason Kelsey
I mean, extra points for all the garage beer merch. Drew Garrison out of Cincinnati.
Travis Kelsey
That was fun. That was good content.
Jason Kelsey
That's good. They're also playing my favorite game, which is beer ball. Beer ball is my favorite beer drinking game. Requires teamwork, athleticism and beer drinking ability all combined.
Travis Kelsey
He had the no look. He had the no look. Pass down shout out to Drew Garrison.
Brandon
Sibling swagger.
Jason Kelsey
I like this intro already.
Travis Kelsey
This intro.
Jason Kelsey
Oh, they know.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah, baby.
Jason Kelsey
I'm all about this. Legend of the Hidden Temple.
Travis Kelsey
Yes. Welcome to new heights. Intro is epic.
Jason Kelsey
I'm getting so excited right now.
Travis Kelsey
Right now. Is unmatched sought the legendary treasure hidden deep within. Not gold nor jewels, but their mother's famed Thanksgiving dinner rolls. Legends spoke of their world. Oh, my gosh. Coveted by all. This is so ridiculous.
Jason Kelsey
Is this AI?
Travis Kelsey
How do they get Possess strength and agility.
Jason Kelsey
His movements like a jaguar prowling under Jason the Elder.
Travis Kelsey
How long is this?
Jason Kelsey
Do they at any point show themselves? Correct.
Travis Kelsey
That is correct. What color was the.
Jason Kelsey
Hold up. Hold up. Go back to. Go back to his correct answer. Go back to his correct answer.
Travis Kelsey
My God. In the warm embrace of family.
Jason Kelsey
This is amazing. Next question.
Travis Kelsey
How did the legend describe the dinner roll?
Jason Kelsey
Blueberry. This is incorrect.
Travis Kelsey
God damn it. They have to be in. This is. This is legendary.
Jason Kelsey
Warm and fluffy. That is correct.
Travis Kelsey
What color was the labyrinth?
Jason Kelsey
Blue Barracudas. That is not one of our choices.
Ed Kelsey
Emerald.
Jason Kelsey
That is correct.
Travis Kelsey
Dog. They have.
Jason Kelsey
This is great. They're in just for the creativity.
Travis Kelsey
God damn it. My face hurts, man. That was fucking gold.
Jason Kelsey
I think about taking away points for AI because I'm pretty sure Olmac was aied out the ass, but I don't care. That was so good. You got to keep it in. Wonderful job that she was epic.
Travis Kelsey
The standing there with the beer sibling swagger is in.
Jason Kelsey
That was great.
Travis Kelsey
That was outstanding.
Jason Kelsey
I'm also trying to obtain Korean announcers for beer bowl. So if there's anybody that has experience being announcer in the language of Korean, we would love to have you be the host for this year's beer bowl. Think about how electrical it'll be.
Travis Kelsey
You're writing a book on how to get canceled. It would. It would. You're going to write a book on how to get canceled?
Jason Kelsey
I don't do that. I mean, listen. They're better than us announcers. I'm just saying announcers in English is kind of electric. Korean announcers. There's just something about it. It gets the party going. It's going to be absurd. It's going to be incredible. People are going to be into this thing. Have. Have to have Trans leaders talking to the teammates.
Travis Kelsey
No, that's not.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah, I mean, it's the way they do it in baseball. They do it with Shohei Ohtani and Major League Baseball. New Heights Beer bowl brought to you and presented in Korean. All right, dude, I think it'd be a lecture. I'm just saying. I think it'd be pretty good to find out.
Travis Kelsey
I guess, if you can see that.
Jason Kelsey
I don't know that we're going to be able to find any green announcers.
Travis Kelsey
Over there on the Jersey shore.
Jason Kelsey
I think they might be in Korea. Just a hunch.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah, that makes sense.
Jason Kelsey
South Korea probably keep sending in those.
Travis Kelsey
Beer bowl submissions, guys. That was. That was electric.
Jason Kelsey
All righty. That wraps up another episode of New Heights. Thank you to Papa Kelsey for joining us on the show next week. Chiefs fans, you're gonna be loving the episode we got for you. We got another great guest for you guys, so make sure you're subscribed on YouTube, the new heights channel. Follow New Heights on the Wondery app or wherever you podcast. You can listen to new episodes of New Heights early and ad free right now by joining Wondery plus in the Wondery app or on Apple podcasts.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Brandon
Did Kylie show you the pin up first?
Jason Kelsey
Yeah, actually, she beat me to it.
Brandon
Yeah, I think she saw it on Tick Tock.
Jason Kelsey
She did see it on TikTok, because I then couldn't find it and I was like, where the hell is that thing?
Brandon
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was like already a thing on Tik Tok was pin up Jason.
Jason Kelsey
I like that we're calling it Pinup Jason.
Brandon
It's been. What do you want to call it?
Travis Kelsey
It's so your little.
Jason Kelsey
Little perverted.
Brandon
No, it's artistic.
Travis Kelsey
Yeah, Jason, it's.
Brandon
You got to celebrate.
Travis Kelsey
You're just showing. You're showing.
Jason Kelsey
One of the comments there was. I mean, all the. A lot of the comments made me laugh. One of my favorites was it's got a good pecker on him.
Travis Kelsey
The old pecker, the old woodpecker, right?
Brandon
Good looking pecker on that guy.
Jason Kelsey
Well done.
Brandon
Let's, let's get that thing off our screen.
Jason Kelsey
Yeah, let's, let's, let's move on.
Travis Kelsey
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Episode Summary: "Pin Up Jason, Donna Joins The Traitors and Fatherly 'Ed-Vice' with Ed Kelce | EP 143"
Release Date: June 18, 2025
In Episode 143 of New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce, the hilarious brother duo delves into a variety of engaging topics, blending their unique perspectives on football, pop culture, and family life. This episode stands out with its heartfelt Father's Day special featuring Ed Kelce, adding depth and warmth to the usual banter.
The episode kicks off with an amusing discussion about a fan's tattoo dedicated to Jason Kelce, affectionately dubbed "Pin Up Jason." The brothers react with a mix of surprise and laughter, illustrating their playful dynamic.
The backstory unfolds as they reveal that a Giants fan named Lauren permanently inked the tattoo after losing a bet, leading to a lighthearted exchange filled with sibling ribbing.
Jason and Travis engage in their weekly New Heights Film Club segment, brainstorming potential movies for review. They explore various genres, including summer blockbusters, horror films, and 90s classics, reflecting on how their adult perspectives shape their viewing choices.
After a lively debate, they decide to open the selection to their listeners, encouraging submissions that meet specific criteria—movies predominantly watched during childhood that they haven't seen as adults.
The brothers excitedly discuss the upcoming Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Awards, highlighting their nominations and urging fans to vote for them.
Their humorous attempt to secure a Nickelodeon blimp win underscores their fun-loving personalities and connection with their audience.
A standout segment of the episode is the Father's Day special, featuring Ed Kelce, the brothers' father. This heartfelt conversation delves into parenting advice, familial bonds, and memorable moments.
Listeners submit voicemails seeking fatherly wisdom, prompting Ed to share anecdotes and practical advice. The trio reminisces about past experiences, such as sledding accidents and handling youthful mischief, adding authenticity and humor to the discussion.
Ed's candid and relatable responses provide valuable insights into effective parenting, emphasizing respect, hard work, and the importance of communication.
The Beer Bowl segment showcases creative submissions from listeners, with teams competing in fun, beer-themed challenges. The episode features Drew Garrison from Cincinnati, whose team's spirited performance embodies the show's energetic vibe.
The playful commentary and enthusiastic support for participants like Drew highlight the community-driven aspect of the podcast, fostering a sense of camaraderie among fans.
In the concluding moments, Jason and Travis express excitement for future episodes, tease upcoming guests tailored for Chiefs fans, and reiterate their appreciation for their listeners. They also playfully critique user-generated content, maintaining their trademark humor until the very end.
Key Takeaways:
Family Dynamics: The episode underscores the strong familial bonds between Jason, Travis, and Ed Kelce, blending humor with heartfelt moments.
Listener Engagement: Through segments like Fan Mentions, Film Club, and Beer Bowl, the brothers actively involve their audience, enhancing listener connection.
Humor and Heart: Balancing lighthearted jokes with sincere conversations, the Kelsey brothers create an entertaining and relatable podcast experience.
Notable Quotes:
This episode of New Heights exemplifies the unique blend of sports insights, personal stories, and comedic exchanges that make the Kelsey brothers' podcast a favorite among NFL fans and beyond.