Best of Rory & Mal: Week of 10/6

Summary

New Rory & MAL – "Best of Rory & Mal: Week of 10/6" (October 12, 2025)

Episode Overview

This “best of” episode of the New Rory & MAL podcast features a series of lively, irreverent discussions and hot takes from hosts Rory and Mal, with their usual crew (including Damaris and an unnamed central host/producer). The episode dives into viral news stories, gender and generational debates, music industry controversies, concert etiquette, and more, always blending humor and cultural commentary.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Mark Sanchez Road Rage Incident (02:25–11:37)

• Topic: Former NFL quarterback Mark Sanchez reportedly assaulting a 69-year-old truck driver, leading to Sanchez being stabbed in self-defense.
• Key Points:
  • Initial reaction was sympathy for Sanchez, but as details emerged, it was revealed he was the aggressor.
  • Speculation over whether Sanchez’s behavior was linked to CTE (chronic traumatic encephalopathy) from football.
  • Extended riff on whether it’s “weird” for a 69-year-old to drive a truck and to carry pepper spray and a knife.
  • Male ego and self-defense tools: Jokes about the “femininity” of men carrying pepper spray.

"Beating the shit out of a 69 year old is nuts."
— Main Host, (05:00)

"I was in AutoZone... they have pepper spray there, like in a bowl. I was like, nah, I feel so pussy buying pepper spray. As a man, my ego would feel really odd."
— Main Host, (05:57)

"I'm with you on that. Like, not. I'll take the ass whooping."
— Damaris, (06:49)

• Memorable Exchange:
  Spirited debate on if men should carry pepper spray, with Rory suggesting it’s reasonable for men on parole, while Damaris and the host joke about how it's "feminine."

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2. Concert Etiquette and Masculinity (11:37–23:18)

• Topic: What behaviors are or aren’t acceptable for men at concerts, especially at R&B shows (e.g., recording Chris Brown, singing in harmony).
• Key Points:
  • Damaris asserts men should not record Chris Brown concerts or sing along passionately ("It's nasty for a man to record Chris Brown's concert. That is disgusting.").
  • Discussion extends to sporting events: Is it different if a man records Kobe’s last game versus a Chris Brown show?
  • Conversation about men reminiscing (jokingly deemed "not allowed").
  • Playful banter about generational differences, “the ick,” and the bro code.

“Two niggas should not be calling each other and saying, yo, we out to Chris Brown together. That's a little shaky.”
— Rory, (15:12)

“Only ones allowed to reminisce is Pete Rock and CL Smooth. All you others, just remember. Don’t reminisce.”
— Damaris, (18:21)

• Funny Moment:
  They joke about whether they’d faint or record if Michael Jackson was performing in front of them (16:00).
  “You would have fainted.” — Rory, teasing Damaris (15:56–16:19)

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3. Cancel Culture, Industry Hypocrisy & Reputational Consequences (28:16–36:52)

• Topic: How the music industry and public respond to artists accused of serious wrongdoing—centering on Diddy ("Puff") and Tory Lanez.
• Key Points:
  • Examines backlash when fans see artists supporting controversial figures (case in point: Glorilla reposting a Tory Lanez song, 28:40–29:34).
  • Predicting that Tory Lanez will receive robust support upon release from jail, while Diddy won’t—despite both being connected to harming women.
  • Industry’s willingness to forgive based on relationships, public perception, and PR strategy: “How he spun that and everything he put in the media, even from jail, made people believe he didn’t shoot a woman after he apologized on a jail call.” — Main Host, (31:26)
  • Discussion of who will land the first post-jail interviews with Diddy or Tory Lanez (Kai Cenat, Aiden Ross, Gail King suggested).

“I think his [Tory Lanez’s] audience supports him... I just think it’s going to be drastically different than what we’ve seen with most people.”
— Main Host, (31:22)

“People gotta stop–just say you don’t care that he did it. You don’t care about Megan, just say that.”
— Damaris, (31:56)

• Memorable Joke:
  Speculation on Puff doing his first post-prison interview with Gail King, and Tory’s with Aiden Ross. Imagining Tory Lanez doing “Hot Ones” after release (35:44).

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4. The Return of VERZUZ: Cash Money vs. No Limit (37:01–54:45)

• Topic: Complex Con’s upcoming VERZUZ battle: Cash Money vs. No Limit.
• Key Points:
  • Hosts express excitement but raise logistical and ethical questions ("Who’s going to show up? Can they play Mystikal’s records if he's in jail for serious charges?").
  • Speculates about surprise guests: Will Drake, Nikki, Wayne, or Juvenile attend? Concerns that “the further you go down the bench,” the more dominant Cash Money becomes.
  • Discussion on how real beefs and fractured relationships impact the event.
  • Reflects nostalgically on the historical significance of both record labels and wonders about potential documentaries.

“This could either be the greatest moment in hip hop or one of the worst. No in between.”
— Main Host, (37:47)

“I just don’t know what the performance of a VERZUZ looks like from these two labels.”
— Damaris, (42:47)

• Notable Quote on Master P:

  “Master P is what a lot of people think those moguls are like—direct to consumer, out the trunk to multi-millionaire status.”
  — Main Host, (54:06)

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5. Gay Neighborhoods, Changing Food Scenes & Pizza Snobbery (44:58–53:11)

• Topic: The geography of gay neighborhoods ("gay capitals"), New York’s changing standing in food culture, and the proliferation of New York-branded pizza and chicken shops nationwide.
• Key Points:
  • Discovery that “Wilton Manors” near Fort Lauderdale is Florida’s "gay capital."
  • Jokes about the competitive standards set by gay men for attractiveness, and how women only care about gay compliments.
  • Riff on pizza—whether good pizza is now available everywhere or New York still reigns supreme.

“I mean, New York, we lost hip hop, we’ve lost the best restaurants, and we lost the gays. We used to be the gay capital too.”
— Main Host, (50:14)

• Pizza Snob Quote:

  “I could tell, as soon as you bring it out the oven, like, it ain’t enough cheese on that. The crust is too thick. I could just look at it.”
  — Damaris, (51:09)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Men can’t own pepper spray. That’s crazy.” — Damaris (09:27)
• “Only Pete Rock and CL Smooth are allowed to reminisce.” — Damaris (18:19)
• “Two niggas should not be calling each other and saying, yo, we out to Chris Brown together.” — Rory (15:12)
• “Master P is what a lot of people think those moguls are like—direct to consumer, out the trunk to multi-millionaire status.” — Main Host (54:06)
• “I was in AutoZone... they have pepper spray there, like in a bowl. I was like, nah, I feel so pussy buying pepper spray. As a man, my ego would feel really odd.” — Main Host, (05:57)
• “We used to be the gay capital too.” — Main Host (50:14)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Mark Sanchez incident / men & pepper spray: 02:25–11:37
• Concert etiquette, masculinity & recording at shows: 11:37–23:18
• Industry hypocrisy & cancel culture (Diddy/Tory Lanez): 28:16–36:52
• Cash Money vs No Limit VERZUZ debate: 37:01–54:45
• Gay neighborhoods, NY food culture, pizza snobs: 44:58–53:11

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Tone and Language

The episode is marked by the show’s signature blend of sarcasm, self-mockery, and blunt opinions on pop culture and gender politics. Genuine insights emerge from the banter, but the tone remains playful—even when the topics get heavy.

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Summary

This "best of" episode encapsulates New Rory & Mal’s appeal: snappy, unfiltered discussions about viral news, music industry drama, masculinity in pop culture, and the nuances of generational and gender divides. With memorable jokes, honest self-reflection, and rambunctious chemistry, the crew delivers both laughs and sharp cultural observations.

Transcript

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[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Volume anyways though back to the, the Yankee bus trip group chat. They did say that one of those illegals attacked a 69 year old truck driver over the weekend. And I clicked the link and it was Mark Sanchez.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

What did Mark Sanchez.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

He got stabbed. He attacked a 69 year old guy and got stabbed. At one point Mark Sanchez was in critical condition.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Wow.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

You didn't see this?

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

No.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Okay. Yeah. So it started out it was all like prayers from Mark. I hate the jets. And even I was like, damn, that's up. Y' all stabbed Mark Sanchez for what? Then more information started to come out and he was the aggressor and the 69 year old guy was defending himself and you know, had it on him and had a dice. Dice Mark up a little bit.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

So this was a. Just a road, like a road rage of something.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Yeah. So essentially there was some type of altercation that authorities still can't figure out what really caused it or what had Mark just freaking out. But he ended up beating the out of this old guy. He pepper sprayed him. That didn't work, you know, because Mark is used to DNS and the guy had to end up stabbing him to, to protect himself.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Listen man, that's just, that's just weird.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Will Smith did not put on that terrible accent for nothing.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

So you think this may be a cte?

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Hell yeah. Based off this is going off the little bit of information that, that we have and they're saying they don't know what caused Mark to go off like that. One can make the assumption of the amount of hits an NFL quarterback takes. Yeah, I'm sure that can cause that type of rage out of nowhere.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Yeah. Because it sounds like it wasn't even that serious of a situation to end up getting stabbed over.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Well, listen, we don't know, we don't know all the details. So I don't want to say this was some, you know, Aaron Hernandez trigger CTE situation. Maybe the old fuck said something crazy, I don't know. But for what we do know now, there wasn't a clear reason on why Mark Sanchez did what he did.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Say he's been charged with three misdemeanors.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Yeah.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

And level five felony. I don't know.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I just think it's one kind of crazy that a 69 year old is driving a truck and also has pepper spray and also has a knife. This is like three things. I just wouldn't.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Why is it, why is it crazy.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

For 69 also beating the out of a 69 year old is nuts.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

But, but why is it crazy for a 69 year old to be driving a truck.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I mean, you know.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

You think 69 year olds can't drive trucks?

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I think some 69 year olds go. I just feel like those jobs should maybe go to younger people.

[Rory]

Rory has always said that he thinks that older people should take their driver's license Again, because he hates old people driving. We say that's a common thing with him.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I, I legitimately almost like snitched to the state of Illinois on my grandfather. Like, why did you give this 90 year old man a license again? Why are you allowed?

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

99 is totally different.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

No, for sure. But I, I do think at some point certain jobs. Yeah, maybe it's better if they go machinery, go to younger people. Yeah, that's, that's, that's all. But doesn't mean he deserves to be beat up by an NFL quarterback.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Well, look, he had it on him. See, he never knew he was gonna run into Mark Sanchez, I'm believing. But he knew one day he would have to stab somebody.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I was in, I was in AutoZone getting oil for my car. And you know, like at the checkout where usually you'd buy gum, they have pepper spray there, like in a, in a bowl that you could just buy. And I was like, nah, I feel so pussy buying pepper spray. I just feel like, as a man, like, I feel like. Which, which is fucked up. Like, all right, allegedly. Allegedly. Tata. I understand his situation. If you can't bring in anything into an arena to protect your team and your crew, all right, pepper spray is the only thing we get in. We can't get. We can't get any other tools in, so we're going to do that. I understand in that situation, but I do feel kind of like a lady in distress. If I was just walking down the street with pepper spray in my pocket, part of my male ego would feel really odd about just having pepper spray.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I might be with you on that one.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Like, not. I'll take the ass whooping.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Yeah, yeah. Like a man having pepper spray is a little crazy. Like, you go over, you go. A man come over your house damaris, and he put his keys on your counter.

[Rory]

Not on the keys is crazy.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

And he got pepper. He got pepper.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

You would look nuts.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

He got pepper. All right, so that's better than if y' all sitting down on the couch and he reach. Like he reached behind and put his arm on yak and his shirt go up and you see the pepper spray clipped on his hip like a Glock. That's. That's better.

[Rory]

The crazy shit is I would assume that he. Like, if you carry a pepper spray, like, you just don't want to shoot a woman, like, why do you. I'm not like, do you think I'm a rob you? Like, I would think the pepper spray was for me.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

What. How did you interpret it that way?

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

What the was wrong with you?

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Well, you think he came to the crib to beat and then.

[Rory]

No, no, I. I'm feel like, why do you have the pepper spray on your hip? Like, who are you protecting yourself from? Like, me? That's what I would think. Like.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

No, he. That's. But that's what we saying. Like the fact that as a man, you have pepper spray clipped onto your. Your pants.

[Rory]

Maybe I'm parole.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

What?

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

What?

[Rory]

If you are parole, you're not supposed to have a gun. No, if somebody run up on you, if you have a gun, you're gonna use it. No, you have the pepper spray to keep yourself out of jail. Shit don't be making sense to y'.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

All.

[Rory]

That make perfect sense in my brain.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I'm. Well, I'm telling you that male ego makes no sense.

[Rory]

It would.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

It would behoove a person no pepper spray on his. On his hip.

[Rory]

If you guys are. Are on parole and shouldn't be getting into shit, carry pepper spray on you so that you can protect yourself and also not go back to jail.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Isn't it illegal in New York pepper spray?

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I was in New Jersey. I was at an auto zone in New Jersey, so I don't know. But it could be different in New York City between that.

[Rory]

But it might be.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Nah.

[Rory]

Because if you use it on somebody to protect yourself, you're not going to jail for you some pepper spray, it might be illegal, but you're not going to jail.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

It's legal in New York City, but.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I've always felt like I've had girlfriends that ordered pepper spray off Amazon, which I was happy about. You should always, always be able to protect yourself. But as somebody that's been pepper sprayed twice, like, I feel like you need some form of training because pepper spray is, is not for play play.

[Rory]

I see people themselves all the time.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

It is. Pepper spray will fuck you up. So just to just give that to anyone, like Basil's just sending that to you with. No, no, like release form something like you. You should be able. I think in police academy you have to get sprayed by pepper spray to carry it. And I'm not saying our police training is. Is. Is top tier, but that does make sense. To me, you should know what the pepper spray feels like before you just walk around willy nilly. Because some people just have anger issues. And it's not to protect themselves. They just have pepper spray and they're pissed.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Yeah, I think any man carrying pepper spray is crazy. That I still can't. That's. Add that to the list. List of things that men can't do. Men can't own pepper spray.

[Rory]

That's crazy.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

But we're not allowed to be happy. So, I mean, men can. List can end there.

[Rory]

And y' all see. Y' all see how y' women be like, men can't do this. Men can't do that. No, Men be saying, men can't do this, man.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

No, no. For sure. 100%. 100%. Like, yeah, I'm one of those men. A man should not have pepper spray. Like, come on, fam. Pepper spray. Like, if we get. I'm getting into argument with somebody, I'm supposed to back out the pepper spray and just spray this dude?

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

What you mean? Yeah? Like we arguing and I'm supposed to just bust him with pepper spray.

[Rory]

Well, okay. Well, why are you gonna bust them with the pepper spray? Pepper spray is to protect yourself. Unless you feel threatened, you shouldn't be using a pepper spray.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Yeah, but I'm saying I'm getting into, like, a Mark Sanchez. I'm getting into an argument with somebody. Like, I'm supposed to back out the pepper spray and hit them with the spray.

[Rory]

Nah, but if he whooping your ass.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Then you gotta spray him.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

He had to end up stabbing him. I see. But I feel like that's worse. I feel like if it's just fist, me and another man is going. It ain't like he backed out something.

[Rory]

He's fist is fine. But if he pull out a knife.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I'm pepper spray him. No, he got just hands, but he fucking me up. I back out the pepper spray. That's not crazy to you?

[Rory]

Don't do that. Don't do that. That's fucked up.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Why do I have the pepper? Like, we know that's crazy right here. I would hope that at this point in my. I wouldn't run into somebody and we get into a fight and he pull a knife or a gun out on me, like.

[Rory]

But if he pull a knife out, pepper spray him.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

No, if he pull a knife out, then yeah, I'm asked out. Cause I ain't got no pepper spray.

[Rory]

And the nigga next to you that got the pepper spray, he not asked out. He not stabbed you. Stabbed up.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

No, I'm running.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

No, pepper spray didn't work. He had to stab him.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Yeah, he had to take it to another level. Mark wasn't backing down, even though I.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Did make the original point that men should not carry pepper spray because it's a little feminine. There are some cases. Tata One understand. In the event that a 69 year old man runs into an NFL quarterback that wants to beat the out of him, I'm okay with that guy having pepper spray. That's. I would never think that this scenario would ever exist. But now that I know it exists, 69 year olds should be able to carry pepper spray because clearly NFL quarterbacks are targeting them. Yeah, I'm losing a fight to Mark Sanchez.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Another thing that.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

And I'm 35.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Another thing that men should do. Damaris. You go to a concert with a dude, you turn around, he's recording like everybody in the arena.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

You mean this move doesn't turn around? No. Fuck.

[Rory]

Stop it.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Men can't record. Yo, I'm.

[Rory]

You can record the concert. No, no, no, no.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

That's not what you said.

[Rory]

It has to be record the concert.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

It has to be a female performance.

[Rory]

No, that's. You know what? You can record the concert, but recording.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Chris Brown is crazy. But if you start niggas recording CB is crazy.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I did it.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

That's nasty.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

And what's so nasty is I did it and I didn't post it.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Cause you know it's nasty.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

But no, it's nastier that I didn't.

[Rory]

Post it in my phone.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

It's nasty. For a man to record Chris Brown's concert. That is disgusting. I don't care what none of y' all say. You supposed to just live in the moment. It's supposed to just be a memory.

[Rory]

Oh, my God.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Memories don't live like, period.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

It's supposed to just be a memory.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

They always remember you.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Now if it's. If it's a Chris Brown. If it's a Chris Brown show and Kehlani pop out, oh, it's time to record. That's Kehlani.

[Rory]

Okay.

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Can you record?

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Okay, but see me doing his ballad and you like this? Nah. Y' all see nasty work.

[Rory]

Hold on. There's two instances if he's singing Damage, right? And you can you send it to your ex that you cheated on. That was y' all song.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

You cannot record no man performing.

[Rory]

Okay, that's one. And number two, if he got Kayla Nicole up there and they grinding, you can't record that either.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

No, that's nasty.

[Rory]

Mall said it, not me.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

That's nasty work.

[Rory]

I'm fine with you recording at a concert. Just don't turn around with cheese and get in the audience. That's gonna piss me off.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I can actually. This is why it's nasty. Can I ask you something? What am I gonna do with that, that video?

[Rory]

Well, some people just post where they are. Like, if you posting, like, oh, you're at a show post, that's fine. I don't think the man's gonna take it and beat off to it in the bathroom.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

No, but that's nasty to just be like. It's nasty to be walking into the Chris Brown concert and you record the stadium. What is that?

[Rory]

Who did it? Somebody must have did it.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Cause it. No, I'm just saying. Cause I look at it like, I go to events, I don't record shit. Like, we went to SummerSlam and I recorded Jade Walking there. That's Jade, though. We was there for Jade. Did I pull out my phone when fucking Logan Paul walked in the fucking. I didn't record none of that.

[Rory]

I did.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I'm not recording with Jay walking down. Oh, yeah. Like, damn. Okay, Jay. Yeah. But when Logan came out. Well, what's our guy's name? A Jelly Roll. I didn't record none of that.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Oh, I think I recorded the entire match.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Nah. Hell no. That's nasty work.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

How do you feel about me and justice singing in harmony together?

[Rory]

Ma, not everything is gay.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Nah, that's gay. Two men singing in harmony at a Chris Brown concert and then recording it.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Well, I didn't. Who's recording it? We're being recorded.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Yeah, but y' all singing in harmony, though. And you took the bass.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I mean.

[Rory]

Another man might be gay.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

That is disgusting.

[Rory]

No, you hear me crying.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Not only did we do the oohs, we did it with the pan where I. Oh.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Oh.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Like, that's how we. No, that's how we gave it up.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Men ain't supposed to be recording no Chris Brown.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

If you're not allowed to sing at a Chris Brown show with your man, it's like, I don't even know. Are we.

[Rory]

No.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Are we allowed?

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

No. No.

[Rory]

Well, to be fair, you shouldn't even been there with your mans. But I know why you were there with your mans, because your man's got you in.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

But you two niggas should not be singing.

[Rory]

Two niggas should not be calling each other and saying, yo, we go. We out to Chris Brown together. That's all right. I'm with more. That's a Little.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I told you, shaky. Listen, aside from. Aside from.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I went to the show by myself.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Oh, but listen, aside from the weather.

[Rory]

Stop arguing. Just argue.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Listen, aside from the weather being trash that day, I really felt nasty going to that Chris Brown show. Like, I got dressed and put cologne on. I was like, what the fuck am I doing?

[Rory]

Like, you're dragging it. You're dragging it.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

You thought it was.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

But when I get dressed to go outside, I put. That's part of my routine. But when I did it, I'm like, yo, I'm going to Chris Brown show, though.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Like, why am I. Yeah, but your generation thinks it's a stat that men would faint when they'd see Michael Jackson. So now I can't sing with justice at a Chris Brown show.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

That's gay too. Who told you that was a stat?

[Rory]

You would have fainted.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

At what?

[Rory]

At Michael Jackson.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

You wouldn't record Michael Jackson.

[Rory]

God, you would have hit knee.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Y' all are crazy. Y'. All.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

You're lying.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

You think I would have fainted.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

You are lying right now. If Michael Jackson was in front of you performing, bringing out your phone and going, oh, my God, no.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

You said I would faint.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

No, I don't think you faint.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Oh, that's what I'm saying.

[Rory]

I said he faint.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Get the out of here. Are you crazy? Faded. Faded. Yo, yo, what the you talking about?

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Faint is.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Yo, if I faint, I have a serious health condition. They got nothing to do with Michael Jackson.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I'll tell you this. Mall faints. I'm taking my phone out to record when the EMTs come and give him a smelling to wake him up. Yeah, I'm not footage of some emt. Just putting some in Mall's nose. And him coming to would be the funniest.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

But Michael Jackson is like the. The exception. You could, like, you could record.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Mike, you're telling me. Was it Atlanta? Chris Brown brought out Usher a few days ago.

[Rory]

Yeah, I would have died.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Who's not pulling their phone out? Like, look at this, bro.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I went to the Usher show and didn't record nothing. And that's one of the greatest shows I've ever seen in my life.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Okay, well, okay, granted, I am very much pro not recording at shows I typically do not because I do like to enjoy the experience. And honestly, when you record a show, it. It's not like it's good. Like, you don't like, watch back the footage. Like, wow, this was great. Because it's a cell phone footage, but I do understand why people do it to capture that moment that they can look back on. Like, if Usher and Chris Brown are together. Yeah, I might. I might go like this. Wow.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

But, you know, we've been waiting for this nastier now, because you could literally pull that video up anytime you want right now.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

You could just watch it in 4K.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

That's what. That's what I'm saying. So you want to record. It's like, bro, that's gonna be. This is gonna be everywhere in 10 seconds. You do not have to record this.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Yeah, but, I mean, are you ever on, like, a plane and don't get the WI fi and just be going through your camera roll and like, oh, damn. I remember this day. I do that sometimes. That's fun.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Okay, that's what's up.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Okay, now. All right, now. Men can't reminisce.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

No, yo, men can't reminisce.

[Rory]

Funniest.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Men can't say reminis. Men can't reminisce. No, we can't reminisce.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

So. All right, so P. Rock and CL Smooth. We get them out the culture.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

No, those are the only ones.

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[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Only Pete Rock.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Only two people.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Those are the only. Only ones allowed to reminisce is Pete Rock and CL Smooth. Anybody else, just remember. All you other. Just remember, don't reminisce. Pete Rock and CL Smooth is the only. Only people that can reminisce. That's it.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

That's hilarious. All right, well, don't. Don't pull your phone out at a show.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I just felt like it was nasty, like, just to see men, like, recording it'. Yo, y' all look crazy. Like, that is wild. But I don't know. Some things just. Just. I don't know. I just get, like. It just gives me, like. You know what I mean? It's just like, the ick. Like, nobody like, you know how you see something and you be trying to look around and see if anybody else kind of, like, saw what you just saw? Like, when I see men doing that, I be looking around, like, trying to look for the women. Like, yo, y' all don't see these niggas in here. Like, this ain't crazy.

[Rory]

Y' all don't see these niggas in here. It's funny.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

These niggas is recording Chris Mole walking like Damaris.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Let's see how Honest Mo's gonna be real quick. Okay, we know Maul has been in courtrooms and courtside. He's seen both sides. We know Ma has been to a lot of NBA games in some seats. That you and I could never dream of. Have you ever pulled your phone out and recorded grown tall men playing a child's game in shorts?

[Rory]

Yes. You have.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Yeah. I recorded Kobe's last game in Detroit.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Okay. Incredible. Kobe's last game. That's monumental. I do think it doesn't compare, but it is in the same conversation of Chris Brown and Usher being on stage together.

[Rory]

I actually think Chris Brown and Usher is a little bit more.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

But, yeah, Kobe's last game will be one thing. Kobe's last game in Detroit is just like, who cares that much about the Pistons?

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

No, it wasn't about the Pistons.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

It wasn't his last game. It was his last game in Detroit.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Yeah, but it was about. Yeah, but I was courtside for that, so.

[Rory]

You don't think there's running past wiping sweat flying on you? Gay.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

You think somebody was throwing sweat on me unintentionally?

[Rory]

Yeah, they running past sweat. Bacteria travels.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Yeah.

[Rory]

You smell a nigga's must up close in front of you.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I promise you, a has never threw his sweat on me.

[Rory]

Okay? I promise you. If you sniff hard enough, you can smell them sweating on the bench next to you over there.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

And don't do that. You was playing lockdown defense on Ray Rice. Sweat definitely got on you.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

No, if I'm playing, that's different. I'm talking about, like, I'm a. I'm just watching the game. Like, you think sweat is flying over? No. Hell, no. That's not happening. But, yes, I have recorded.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Do you think there's some comparison there? Like, can you get mad at the guy that takes his phone out for Chris Brown's last show at MetLife as comparison to Kobe's last game at Little Caesar's Arena?

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I think it's a little different, only because it's like this man is singing to women.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Yeah, I'm filming him singing to women.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

That's crazy. That's crazy to me. That's. Wow. That's not wild to you?

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

No.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Okay. You and Justin singing together is crazy, though. I'm gonna. What you talking about right now? Me and my man was not at that Kobe game singing to each other.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

But you guys were clapping when he scored.

[Rory]

And. And, yo, you seen that?

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I don't know if it's much difference. No, it's a different yo dapping after somebody else scores.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

You and your man singing what? Homie is singing, and he ain't singing to y'.

[Rory]

All. He's singing to everybody. He's singing to the audience.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Wasn't singing to this man, you ain't somebody singing everybody. You think Chris was singing to Rory?

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I think he looked at us.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

You think Chris cared about what Rory felt about that record? Maybe Chris worried about all them 20, 000 women.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

First of all, I believe. Doesn't Chris Brown have a album called Fan something?

[Rory]

Fan of a fan.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Yeah, he's a. He's a fan of all of his fans. He cares about all of us. That's a. That's a breezy thing.

[Rory]

He care about everybody. I bought a ticket. You ain't buying a ticket though, so he probably didn't care about you. But he care about everybody.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Bought a ticket but Damaris. She know what I'm saying, though. She know that's kind of. You heard. You see, when I first acted, she.

[Rory]

Was like, no, because that. The men turning around and filming the arena.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

That.

[Rory]

It gave me the egg. But you want to film the show. I don't care about that. Don't. Just don't do too much. Like, don't have a phone up the whole time when you're not doing that.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

See how stipulations come with it? But now it just don't sink.

[Rory]

But I don't like that with anybody. Like, watch the fucking show. I don't like you recording the whole concert the whole entire time anyway.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Why even go to a Chris Brown show if you're not gonna scream yo. Like what?

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

You screamed yo.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Of course I did. They cut the music. All of us said it in unison.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

He screamed, yo.

[Rory]

Yeah. Cause he know how it feel when. When you gotta ask a yo. Tell me, fellas. Have you seen her? Like, he know. He get.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I know. Erica. Minna.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

You screamed yo. At a Chris Brown concert.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Of course I did. I didn't stop singing at that show. I actually was shocked at how much Chris Brown lyrics. I know.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I'm shocked.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I was like, damn. I know every word to every Chris Brown shock.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

How much Chris Brown lyrics? You know, I'm actually appalled right now that you know so many Chris Brown lyrics. I guess. Have fun, man. I don't know.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

If I was with a girl, I probably wouldn't have been singing passionately with Justice. Cause I'm sure that may give her the ick. But it was just the fellas.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

So I could be wrong here. But let me. Let me pull up. I'm not gonna have Josh pull up the meaning of the definition of gay.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

All right, man.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Light hearted and carefree. Okay, so that's gay.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Happy.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Yeah. You were gay.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

The real definition of gay is happy.

[Rory]

Ain't Nobody more lighthearted and carefree than you.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

True.

[Rory]

You.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I'm light hearted and carefree.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Have you ever seen me light hearted?

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Well, why are you saying that like it's an insult? It's okay to be light hearted.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I'm not. I'm not saying. She said nobody's more light hearted and carefree to me.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Yeah, you're a light hearted, carefree person.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Nan had a gay disposition and a very pretty face. I don't know what that means, but that's just one of the definitions and examples of being gay. That's what Webster light hearted and carefree.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Gotcha.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

The city's gay and lesbian people. The cities. I'm just reading the definition, man.

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[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

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[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

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[Rory]

You know what?

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

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[Rory]

You got a little Colin Firth.

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[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

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[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Cause here's the thing, too, that people don't understand. Damaris. People knew about a lot of this shit when it was going on, when it was happening. You know what I'm saying? Like, so it's like, you know, like.

[Rory]

But I don't think it's about people caring. It's about who. It's about who's supporting you. And will people withdraw their support from you because they see you supporting someone else? Like, people turned on Glorilla. People turned on Gloria.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Would you support him after this if you had a relationship with him?

[Rory]

I wouldn't have a relationship with Puff. And be aware of anything like that.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

If you had a relationship with Puff?

[Rory]

No, I wouldn't. But I'm also not. I am also talking from a broke person's point of view. I don't have millions of dollars on the line. Like, that can change things for different people. But as far as, like, caring about things, yeah, some people don't care, but their fans might care. So like I was saying, people were attacking Glorilla because Glorilla, who had previously been on tour with Meg, Glorilla, posted, reposted something. And sometimes when you repost posts from Instagram, the song that the original poster posted with it will show up on your story. The song happened to be a Tory Lanez story. People went crazy. Like, you never like attaching yourself to certain people on accident, on purpose. You can lose some of your own fans doing that. So.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

But Glow could just buy Mega Bag and be fine, right?

[Rory]

Anyway, that wouldn't just fix it.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Big bag.

[Rory]

Yeah. But people might be afraid to work with Diddy because. Especially women, because they might lose support from their own.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Which is also interesting that you bring up Tory Lanez. Cause I think when he gets out of jail that he'll be fine. That first album might be Thriller. Level of the amount of people that are going to want to work with him. Yeah, he's gonna have every A list feature, every A list producer. Anything that Tory Lanez wants on this project is going to be met, which is so cool. They are going to champion Tory Lanez. They will champion.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

You said Thriller.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I'm just saying. Stop.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Listen. After you said Thriller in.

[Rory]

In terms of do I think he was.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Tory Lanez is going to make an album close to Thriller. No, I'm saying as far as the resources that he will be given, which is the complete opposite of what I think Puff would be given when he gets out of jail. It's just weird how the perception of things goes where I think the whole industry clearly loves and still supports Tory Lanez, whereas Puff. I'm not sure it's going to be like that. And they both are attached to harming women. So it's. It's weird just how the world works in that way.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

People care about what they care about. If it means, you know, they have a personal relationship, you know how it is. People turn a blind eye to things. It's like, nah, that's my homeboy. I know he did some wax, but that's my man.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Like, I mean, I've out the gate. I think he'll have a Drake feature. I. I think he'll get any feature he wants. I think people cannot wait to help Tory Lanez once He gets out of jail.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I see what you're saying.

[Rory]

And sick.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I mean, that's, it's not like this is even really like a theory. We've seen the, the outlying support for the last few years for him. I think every label is going to want to meet with him. I think. Yeah. I just, I think it's going to be drastically different than what we've seen with most people that have been convicted of harming women.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

But why do you think that? Because people genuinely, I mean, I, I.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

That I think generals should study Tory Lanez's like, PR team. Like, he has Netanyahu level PR at this point. How he spun that and everything that he put into the media, even from jail, made everyone actually believe that he did not shoot a woman after he apologized on a jail call for it.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Yeah, but even, even that, I don't think that people. There's nobody. I don't think people think that he didn't do it. I think people don't care that he did it.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I think it's a.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

People gotta stop adding. There are people gotta stop, but those people gotta stop. Let's like just say you don't care that he did it. You don't care about Megan. You don't care what happened between them. It was some domestic. They were dating. Whatever they were doing, got drunk, Things happened. I don't care. But we. People gotta stop saying that.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

That.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Who do they say shot Megan now? Because every week I feel like it changes. First it was, she didn't get shot. She stepped on glass.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Yes.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

And then every week who shot her changes.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

So I don't, I believe, I believe Oswald shot her.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Okay, got it. So this week is Oswald, Lee Harvey. All right, got you. Yeah. I don't, I think I just think again back to people just don't care. And I think that, you know, we, we sit back and we try to think that people care and hope that people care about certain things the way, you know, others do, but people really don't give a.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

We can definitely move on from this. My last question, who does Tory Lane's first interview? Who does Puff's first interview? Puff going, gail gotta tell both sides.

[Rory]

I was just about to say Puff's.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Gonna go, oh, yeah, Puff is definitely gonna. Gail for sure. Gail might go to whatever federal prison Puff ends up in after the sentencing. Gail might get that interview in prison. Tori, on the other hand, I'm gonna go whack 100 on clubhouse.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Nah.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

As he gets in the car that picked him up from Rory.

[Rory]

Be serious.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I could see Kai getting that first.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I can see Kai getting that. Yeah.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Or Aiden Ross, something like that. That's one of the streamers. But puff. Oh, Candace Owens.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

What's the but what is the Kai Tory Lanez first interview look like? Like, are we dancing in the basement?

[Rory]

Kai's not taking that. Aiden will. Kai's not taking that interview.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Why?

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I would definitely take that interview.

[Rory]

Kai is not taking the Tory Lanez interview.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Why not?

[Rory]

Because Kai has gotten much smarter with his PR in like, Kai has gotten smarter. Kai's not taking an interview. And Kai is very aware of who his audience is and how the Internet works.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I think his audience supports story Lanez to an extent.

[Rory]

But Kai has gotten so big. That's like Kai is. Kai has gotten so big that like he as regular grown women rooting for him. Like, oh my God, he's so great. Aiden Ross. We'll take it.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Yeah.

[Rory]

They don't have the same audience. They both have big audiences that are around the same age group, but they do not have the same.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Well, I mean, Aiden's audience definitely support s. Yes. Matter of fact, they didn't know.

[Rory]

They didn't know who he was though, before he shot Megan.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

But now they definitely support Tori so much they think he shot her and was happy about it.

[Rory]

Yeah, like, that's it.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

That's it.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

That's that. But yeah, I definitely. Aiden and Tori makes a lot of sense. Yeah.

[Rory]

Kai's too, too. But too big.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Now Speedy, do we think Aiden.

[Rory]

No.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Speedy's not taking that.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Why not?

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Because to what Demer said about Kai, I actually feel is the truth about Speedy. As far as he's going to be very particular on who he sits with. He's very calculated. He has a great image. I just don't think he would do the Tory.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

All right, so I don't think Tory's people breached out the speedy. You think speedy turns it down?

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Y. I do.

[Rory]

And Speedy. Speedy can't afford to turn down Tory lanes. Like Speedy gets huge interviews. Like, what we talking about?

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I don't mean to like Cam Newton. I can see it.

[Rory]

I can see it too.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I can see Puff and Shannon sharp.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Not mad at that at all. That. Yeah, that might. That. Yeah.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Didn't Shannon just have to pay out another 30 million to some girl? Probably he down 50m.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Now puff now.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

But we saw the tape. Now, now, now, now, now, now. Puff now.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

And I don't mean to joke about a woman being shot, but if Tory Lanez did hot ones on his exit.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

You just now just Think of the.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Sean Evans questions when he got to the last wing.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Yo.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Tory Lane's hot ones would be the funniest.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Y' all still don't believe we living.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

In the simulation like this 100.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I think that's like, look at what we talk about. Shannon Sharp sitting down with Puff as soon as he comes home from jail.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

That is crazy.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I. I didn't think Sean Evans would have a. A public fallout with a porn star, but here we go.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I know. I know. It would break the Internet. Puff and Charleston White.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I know.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I. Y' all want to see the Internet really break? Cause we say the Internet broke. It ain't never broke. Charleston White and Puff sit down. When Puff come home, nothing is working.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Charleston White is so dedicated, he might purposely get arrested and put in the same person as Puff just to get that interview. He might just be his selling just. Just to, like, start that relationship.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Oh, man. I'm watching it.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Charleston White and Puff would be absolutely nuts.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I'm watching it.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

But jokes aside, I do think Gail's gonna get. Get that one. I mean, anyone that's trying to change their image, whether they're good at it or bad at it, Gail's right there for you.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

No Warrior.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Now we have Versus is finally back. I was actually excited to read this. Yeah. At Complex Con, they will be doing cash money versus no limit. I was excited to walk in here today and debate this.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Okay.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I don't know if anyone else was, but this could be a really, really cool versus.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

And so it's gonna be a Complex con.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Yes. Live from Vegas. They need to do this shit in the. What's the thing?

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

The Sphere.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

The Sphere. The Sphere would go crazy for this.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Wow. Okay, so wait, so cash money is going to be there on stage?

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I'm also asking, is no limit gonna be there on stage?

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Like, this could either be the greatest moment in hip hop or one of the worst. No. In between.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Yeah.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Because I'm no gray area. It's just so much. A lot of questions.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I have a lot of questions.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

This might be scarier than Gucci and Jeezy.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Yeah. Because who's there for cash money?

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I mean, like, who's I. They've done a hot boys reunion. Okay.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I think things have changed since then, though.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I think they changed then. They've changed, and they've done another reunion.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Yeah. So it's like, who's still in. Who's still in communication? Who still has a relationship with who? No limit. I mean, I. I don't know who I'M sure Silk will be there. Master P will be there.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Isn't Mystical in.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Mystical is locked up again?

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Oh, my God. All right, Master P, one of the greatest business men of all time. Why are you taking a versus with your star player in jail?

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Yeah, that's why. I don't understand. What. I just don't get who it. I don't know. It's just a lot of. A lot of questions in the air. Who's gonna be there for both sides of the.

[Rory]

They could probably still play his music, though, even if he's in jail.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

No, no, they can't. They're not playing mystical music.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Well, yeah, it's first era. No limit, though.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Do you know why Mystical locked up?

[Rory]

Yeah, I'm saying. Well, we know what Mystical in jail for. Yeah, let's.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Why would they be playing his music.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

If you think that's gonna stop no Limit from playing mystical? I think you guys are strongly mistaken.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I think it is.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Okay, so half the 90s is gone for no Limit. Like, because then you can't even.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

That's why I'm sitting here looking so confused as to why this would be a thing. Because now it's like, okay, what. What are we doing on both sides of this? Cash money seems to be in a better, you know, standing with each other than no Limit is. I think, like, I just don't know. It's a lot of. When is this? October 25th. This October.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

This is tomorrow. This October.

[Rory]

Funniest.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I don't know about this. I don't know about this one. This one might be. This. This might be a mess.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

And, like, I mean, I think if you're going off the 90s and early 2000s. Yes. It's a good verses, but I just. Cash money get young money.

[Rory]

No, no, I mean, cash money is cash money.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

All right, so let me ask you. All right, Let me look you in your eyes. And now you think Nikki's showing up to this?

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

No.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

You think Drake is showing up?

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

No, I don't.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

So what do we.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

You guys saying they're just gonna play mystical records? I can't play a drink?

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

No, I told you, they're not gonna play any mystical records.

[Rory]

Well, they said they got Snoop Dogg.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I'm sure they have Snoop Vegas la right there. Send the jet. Snoop will be there. But that's what I'm saying. Okay, we got. That's one.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

All right, well, hold on.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Do we think Wayne will be there?

[Rory]

Yes.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Yeah, I don't. I don't. I don't think Birdman is Doing this without Wayne co signing it, because that's Juvia be there.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Most likely.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Juvia will definitely be there. And juvie's in, like, forming shape.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

BG would probably be there.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I don't know what Birdman and BG's relationship is, right?

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Oh, okay.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Mannie Fresh will be there, get some big documents.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

That's what I'm saying. It's just a lot of who's showing up to this. That's my only thing. It looks. Listen, the flyer looks great. When you put Cash Money versus no Limit, we know the history, we know the music. But then when you get down to now, Versus is a performance. It's not like just DJs playing records. So now if it's a performance, who's performing?

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Well, y' all think Little Romeo gonna be there?

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

For sure.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Definitely.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

And first of all, Romeo got some joints. Let's not act like you're not throwing Lil Romeo in the mix.

[Rory]

Not acting out. That's making listeners.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Because I know some people are probably giggling like, Romeo didn't have some joints. But let me brace for I hate white hip hop fans opinions. I was not a big fan of Snoop's no Limiter. Like, I don't even know the records that are gonna get off in Vegas with Snoop on the no Limit side.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Neither was I.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Like, what is it really?

[Rory]

They'll probably cheat and just play Snoop songs.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Nah, they can't do that.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

That's fucked up.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

That's not. We not doing that.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

He's allowed to play Best I ever had.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Yeah, like, that's not no Limit. That's not. You can't do that. You got to play the songs. Snoop it out on no Limit. You can't just play joints from doggy style. Like, you can't do that.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Do we get Thug for at least the first tape? That was Cash Money. Legit Cash Money. Not like a sub label like Young Money.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

You said Thug.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Young Thug was signed to Cash Money at one point.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Word.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Yeah. Him and Richomie Quan had the table. Birdman. Yeah. I mean, I don't know if it was a paperwork, but they were on Cash Money.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

That's what I'm saying. So look. Look where we at. We going down to Young Thug like Cash Money, but that's.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

But when you go further down the bench, that's what separates a team. Like, like I said, the 90s. No limit in Cash Money. That's a great matchup. But the further you go down it Cash Money and it's not even fucking close.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Yeah, I just don't know who's going to be there to perform, though.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Like, shout out to Turk. I love Turk. Where's Turk?

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Yeah.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Like, are they flying him to Vegas?

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't know. It looks good, though. I mean, you know, we know. We know the history, we know the music, we know that, you know, that time, that era was, you know, one of the best, especially for the South. But performing now in 2025 with people not having relationships and not being on speaking terms and things like that, I just don't know what the performance of a versus looks like from these two labels.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I would love a scripted series or a proper doc about New Orleans at that exact time. Not just the cash money story, not just the no limit story, but just New Orleans in that.

[Rory]

That.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

That time. Because that. They're both. Their stories are incredible. Absolutely insane.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Two of the most iconic rap labels ever.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

And then once you get in to the alleged criminal side of both those, it's like that's its own series in itself.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Absolutely.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

But I mean, is self the shocker gonna be there?

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Absolutely.

[Rory]

There's a article. Sorry to interrupt. About Turk is suing cash money over kicking him off the anniversary tour.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Okay. So he won't be there. So we got that answer. Tur not be at the Sphere.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I think it'll be Manny Fresh, Birdman, and then Lil Wayne's only going to perform. Man, I miss my dogs. While none of his dogs are there.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

You don't think Juvia will be there? Maybe you don't think BG will be there?

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I told you, the BG Birdman thing changes depending the Vlad interview.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I don't know. It's like things like this is. Again, this because of so much personal, you know, things that's going on. It's. I just don't know what it. What it looks like on stage. I just don't know if it's.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Think Monica will perform on C Murder's behalf?

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

No, I don't think. I don't think so.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I think it'd be a nice trivia.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Monica and Brainy's going on tour, though.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Oh, for real? Yeah. Wait, weren't they on tour already with a.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

No, they're going.

[Rory]

We talked about it. They're going on tour. It starts really soon. Coco Jones, Kelly Rowland.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Oh, yeah, yeah. It's Barclays, Right.

[Rory]

In Newark, if I'm not mistaken.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Oh, we might need to go to the Newark one instead.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Oh, the auntie's gonna be outside. The aunties.

[Rory]

But the young aunties, though.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Coco Jones gonna bring out some. So a new. A new generation.

[Rory]

Brandy and Monica gonna bring out some young aunties. I think young aunties is like 40, like 35. 40.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

They gonna bring out. Yeah, they gonna bring out the. I'm just saying it was Auntie still. They gotta get home. There's. There's a lot. It's gonna be a lot of cr. They leaving the crock pot on, go to the show, come back oxtail ready, falling off the bone. That's what the aunties do. They know how to time Brandy concert.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Yeah, they all for work the next day too.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I think I might go to that. I want to go Randy, Monica. I gotta see that.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

With Kelly Rowland and Coco Jones. That's crazy.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I don't think I've ever seen Brandi live neither.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Why? I don't think I've seen anyone on that list live. Maybe Coco Jones.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I think I've seen Monica. I've seen her somewhere. Somebody brought her out on the set. But I've never seen Brandi sing live.

[Rory]

I wanna hear Brandi sing Folded. When Brandi get up there and sing Folded by Kehlani, I'm gonna melt into the floor.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

She's on official remix today.

[Rory]

So Kehlani is releasing an EP full of folded remixes. Brandi will have one Toni Braxton Mario. And I'm missing somebody. Jojo is also remixing it. So it's gonna be an EP of Kehlani remixes.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

That's interesting. Yeah, like putting out an EP of the same song, but just like.

[Rory]

But they're redone kind of. So like, Toni Braxton's is called Unfolded, which is kind of switches. The purpose of the song. Brandi, you know, she's doing all her vocal air, and I can't wait to hear the way Jojo flips hers. It's gonna be amazing.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I just saw Tank release something yesterday. I think it was get folded. You know, Tank gotta get into the.

[Rory]

He gotta make it horny.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Tank just be horny, you know, Tank be horny.

[Rory]

Tank gotta make it horny.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

You know what I mean? He's still in the gym. Gym. He don't mean. He just come out testosterone. Like, turn the mic on. I'm horny.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Like, that's what take me pause. Who's hornier, Brian McKnight or Tank?

[Rory]

Tank.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

That's a wild versus.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Nah. Tank, I'm gonna tell you why. And I fuck. Ryan McKnight made tank is the homie.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

But Tank, I show you how to make your work.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Yeah, but that's just talk. Didn't Tank perform at a gay cruise or something like that?

[Rory]

Yo, that's.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

That's.

[Rory]

That sounds Tankish.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

It don't get hornier than being a heterosexual and be like, you know what? I'm going to gay cruise and get my balls off.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Is that the opposite of horny if you heterosexual?

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Nah, because it's like, you know, it's like, you know, nobody's hornier than gay men. First of all. Nobody's hornier than men. So imagine gay men, okay, Never have their period. So it's not. They can't say, not tonight. They can't do nothing. They always ready. Tank went and performed for the gays.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Yeah. All right, so Tank treated the cruise like prison. Like, it doesn't count if it's here.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Okay, so it wasn't a cruise. The boat was down.

[Rory]

Making the making up the cruise part is killing me.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I thought it was a cruise. Was on a gay cruise or something like that. But he performed at LB LGBTQ Pride event.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Oh, well, I mean, it's events, so.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

That means he was booked. It's not one. It says events. That's plural.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Yeah, you got to perform a few times. You gotta do, like, you gotta perform.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

For the L's, the G's, the. The B's.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I don't think they se. I don't think they segregate the boat.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Okay.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

The L's are in this hall.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Okay. All right. They was all.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Then the bees is just everywhere.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Okay. I definitely want the be all accident. It was weird.

[Walmart Express Delivery Announcer]

D.C. and then Dallas.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Oh, D.C. for sure.

[Rory]

D.C. it was.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Ooh, that's gay heaven, man. D.C. i think all gays want to die and go to D.C. not.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Well, the ones that want to hide.

[Rory]

To go to Atlanta or Miami.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Miami's big gay capital. Like a big gay population, too.

[Rory]

They got a big. Yeah, they got surrounding neighborhoods that are.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

All, like, gay surrounding neighborhoods is funny.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Like, it's white flight.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Like, yo.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Like, it's redlining.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

They don't let them, like, ocean. But, like, they pushed him out to, like, full loaded surrounding areas.

[Rory]

I'm for real.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Let me tell you their GI bill after World War II.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Pull up the surrounding areas. You hit Josh. Fort Lauderdale is very. How you know that?

[Rory]

Listen, Wilton. Wilton Manors, often called Florida's gay capital in the vibrant city of Fort Lauderdale, which is. Which they're nearby. I know. I literally was on the phone with a friend, and he was like, yo, it's mad gay people skating around my hotel. Like, I.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Yo, it's mad gay people skating around my.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Yo, you know, imagine not knowing where you at and then you walk out your hotel. It's just like there's a lot of people on rollerblades. For real. That's what he was like.

[Rory]

He was like, there's like a lot of gay people around. And I was like, I never knew that. So I looked, I looked it up and I was like, oh, you're in like the gay capital of like Florida.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I never knew that. Yeah, had no idea.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Damn, man. Yo, New York, like we lost Wilton.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Man, is like West Hollywood. Yeah, I never knew that.

[Rory]

Oh, they have a gay village.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I feel like it's one in every city. Yeah, like it's like a. It's like a Soho village in every major city.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Yeah, at this point for sure. And then there's like Portland, which is like, like extra, extra. Like Portland is. Is probably what that place in Florida thinks it is at this point.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Okay.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

And I mean, New York, we lost hip hop, we've lost the best restaurants, and we lost the gays. Like, we used to be the gay capital too.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

How do we like best restaurants?

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I feel like you can now get good food everywhere. Like the allure of New York, food wise, I go to Vegas and get the same.

[Rory]

I was gonna say Vegas has like. Vegas is like known for having really good restaurants now.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Vegas is just a fucking carbon copy of every major city in the world. Yeah, you go to Vegas and think you in Paris, like, but they'll spend.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

The money to get it, right. Like the New York restaurants in Vegas taste exactly like New York restaurants.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I don't know, man.

[Rory]

I still think in Chicago they say Chicago has amazing food.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Chicago has great restaurants as well. But I still think New York is the capital of like.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Like you can get good pizza almost anywhere.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Now y' all say that until you go somewhere and order pizza and be like it's ass. Yeah. I don't think you could just get good pizza anywhere.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I can, I can get.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I'm a pizza snob though. So I'm a little different.

[Rory]

Oh ye. I'm a pizza snob.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I'm a pizza snob. I know, good. But I could eye good pizza. I could. As soon as you bring it out the oven, I could tell it ain't enough cheese on that. The crust is too thick. Like you. I could just look at it and.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Tell New York like per square mile, you can get the a good slice where you can't do that in any other city. But if you just like rival the best In New York versus the best somewhere else. It's not going to be that far off anymore. Like, yeah, they've learned. I don't know if it's the Internet. Like, they've just learned, like, you can literally roller skate with a gay and get a good slice in any city in America now where. That was strictly just a West Village, though thing.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I love when you go out of town and you. You pass a pizza spot and it's called New York Pizza. Yeah. It's like, this ain't New York. I don't care what y' all name. This is a New York pizza.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Like, New York fried chicken is in every city now.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

What is New York Fried Chicken?

[Rory]

I've never heard no New York Fried Chicken. What the hell is that?

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

It's like, just the chicken spot.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Oh, you talking about, like, they had.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

A bunch in Baltimore.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Like, Kansas fried, Kennedy fried. All those.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Yeah, like, everywhere in D.C. new York fried chicken. Like, it says it everywhere.

[Rory]

That's weird.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Yeah. I don't want New York fried Chicken.

[Rory]

Me either.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

That's really not that good.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Yeah.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

But I mean, I don't even know how we got on. How do we go from cash money to no limit to gays roller skating in Florida? Oh, Tank. Yeah, that's a great. That's a great bag, though. Like, yo, As a heterosexual man performing and singing R B at the LGBTQ plus event, like, and looking the way he looked. Yeah, no, Tank. Tank did numbers.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

You said what? Beat.

[Rory]

What does that mean? Because I said Tank looking the way he looked. Tank is.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Attractive enough that even gays will find him attractive. Like, he's attractive. Like, yeah, no, Tank doesn't look gay, but Tank is so fine. Like, even gay men will find him attractive. And they hard to please.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

And they hard to please.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

They are the probably the biggest critics we have. Yeah.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Respectfully. Yeah, I would say they're. They're the highest critic.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Okay.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Women only care about gay compliments. They don't care about us.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Well, women are gay.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

So that's that saying. That's.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

That is just saying they are.

[Rory]

Yeah, that just ends that combo.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Yeah, they are. Women are gay. I like it, though.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Well, anyways, yes, Complex Con will be streaming this. I will be signing up. I did see that.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

I'm watch because I just want to. I'm just interested to see how they gonna pull us off for sure. But I'm nervous. I don't know if this is that peach. I don't know if this is. Yeah, this is that. I don't know if we want to do that for this.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Was it the Kirk Franklin? What was the one that they had like technical issues and we all watched for like three hours and then they just rescheduled it.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Baby Face. I think there's any Baby Face and Teddy Riley.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Yeah, I think that was it. It was one of like the first.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

One was so much shade.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

Yeah, I think this one is going to be that. We'll reschedule to a later date. That never gets rescheduled.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

Yeah, I'm nervous but it is, it is exciting to see cash money versus no limit anywhere. So hopefully they put together a great show. Either way we will be tuned in for that one.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

And I hope Master P gets his. His flowers.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

He doesn't get them already.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

I don't think he gets enough. I think a lot of like the moguls, not just in hip hop but moguls period that we revere and talk about often. Masterpiece is what a lot of people think those moguls are like. Masterpiece is really direct to consumer for sure. Like out the trunk to multi million millionaire status without a doubt. And I always like Masterpiece joints. Man. I know he got a lot of flack for not being the greatest rapper, but I mean I got the hook up. Holly, if you hear me, he was one of my favorites back in the day.

[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

He was one of my favorites. He's one of my favorites back in the day. That definitely. Absolutely.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

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[Rory]

What kind of man would let this.

[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

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[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

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[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

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[Co-host or guest commentator (possibly Damaris or another regular)]

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[Main Host (possibly Ryan or a similar central figure)]

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[Rory]

This is an I Heart Podcast.