Best of Rory & Mal: Week of 11/10

Summary

Podcast Summary: New Rory & MAL – "Best of Rory & Mal: Week of 11/10"

Date: November 16, 2025
Hosts: Rory & Mal (with Damaris and Becky Milligan)
Podcast: New Rory & MAL (iHeartPodcasts & The Volume)
Episode Theme:
A highlight reel combining fresh stories, candid hip-hop debates, irreverent hot takes, music industry chatter, and real-life laughs. This week's "Best Of" centers on reactions to the 2026 Grammy Nominations, humorous speculation about Kim Kardashian’s legal ambitions, and plenty of playful, NSFW relationship talk.

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Main Topics

1. 2026 Grammy Nominations: Music Debates & Predictions (03:50–16:58)

Key Points

• Lack of Public Grammy Interest: Rory notes [03:50] that he feels nobody was discussing the Grammy nominations over the weekend.
  • Rory: "I saw no one talking about the Grammy nominations over the weekend because nobody cares about the Grammy." [03:50]
• Best R&B Album
  • Becky laments Mariah the Scientist’s snub, sparking a heated but friendly debate about quality and vocal skills.
  • The group lists nominees (Giveon, Coco Jones, Leticy, Teyana Taylor, Leon Thomas), with consensus building around Leon Thomas’s innovation.
  • Quote – Rory: "Leon Thomas... moving the genre forward with sound... I think he just—yeah, he deserves. I think it's a cleanup for Leon if you're checking all the boxes." [05:14]
• Best R&B Song
  • Nominees include Kehlani "Folded," Summer Walker "Heart of a Woman," Chris Brown & Bryson Tiller "It Depends," Duran Bernard "Overqualified," and Leon Thomas "Yes, It Is."
  • There's a consensus that "Folded" is a strong favorite, but all involved see the category as stacked:
    • Mall: "That's a tough category. That's tough. That might be tougher than album." [06:23]
    • Rory and Mall shout out Bryson Tiller’s post-appearance success on their show:
      • Rory: "Congrats to Bryson because we had him on the show… We did that." [07:56][08:10]
• Best Rap Album
  • Nominees: Clips "Let God Sort Them Out," Glorilla "Glorious," Jid "God Does Like Ugly," Kendrick Lamar "GNX," Tyler the Creator "Chromo Copia."
  • Becky and Rory vent that Kendrick will sweep, though they feel Clips is more deserving.
  • Mall: "Kendrick just opened his mouth. Someone go hand him a Grammy right now." [09:01]
  • They discuss the balance between representation (giving Glorilla a nod) and pure musical quality (arguing Alfredo 2 deserved a spot more).
  • Rory: "The only reason why I think they got it right is… if you’re trying to put together a proper category that reflects the entire genre, I could see why you put Glorilla in there." [09:31]
  • Everyone's predictions: Despite personal favorites, most pick Kendrick's "GNX" for the win, with a strong hope that Clips will take it.
• Best Rap Song & Performance
  • They break down singles like Clips "The Birds Don’t Sing" (w/ John Legend), Tyler "Sticky", Glorilla "TJI Fridays", Kendrick "TV Off."
  • There's a running joke about Grammy songs and John Legend's omnipresence.
  • Mall: “Let’s get John Legend on that Grammy stage. If he’s busy saving the Democratic Party, just hire me instead!” [13:20–13:33]

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Mall: "Kendrick just opened his mouth. Someone go hand him a Grammy right now." [09:01]
• Rory: "Leon Thomas... I think it's a cleanup for Leon if you're checking all the boxes." [05:14]
• Rory (about the R&B category): "This might be the toughest category in my opinion. I think Folded should get it. But if any other record won here, I'd be like, yeah, I understand." [06:43]
• Becky: "Glorilla is your favorite female rapper currently?" [10:49]
• Mall joking about John Legend: “I'd have like, John, get the out the booth with that. John, get your ass…” [13:01]

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2. Kim Kardashian, The Bar Exam & Legal Trivia (17:01–27:05)

Key Points

• Big laughs at the idea of Kim Kardashian as a lawyer, with musings on her actual legal impact and the bar exam's difficulty.
  • Mall: "I think Kim Kardashian becoming a lawyer is crazy." [18:09]
  • They tease scenarios for Kim on TV legal dramas and riff on the “Pass the Bar” challenge as a TikTok trend.
  • They discuss California’s policy of allowing bar exam attempts without law degrees, comparing it to Frank Abagnale in Catch Me If You Can.
• Bar Exam Pop Quiz
  • Josh brings bar exam-style questions; the crew fails hilariously.
  • Becky: “I have no clue what standing even means.” [24:54]
  • Mall brags: “That’s why Kim should have just called me. She would have passed the bar.” [24:48]
  • More jokes about consent, standing, and probable cause—demonstrating just how tough (and ambiguous) law is when not in the field.

Notable Quotes

• Rory: "I always thought that was a serious thing, that that wasn't, like, a troll that her and Kanye were doing." [17:29]
• Mall: "Let Kim K. pass the bar, become a lawyer, and let her inspire and influence the next generation of young women to pass the bar, not be at the bar." [19:30]
• Becky (on failing the pop quiz): “That was funny. That was interesting. We would fail terribly.” [26:43]

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3. Celebrity Relationships & Breakup Music (32:31–39:14)

Key Points

• Big Sean & Jhené Aiko’s Rumored Breakup
  • Damaris explains the social media drama, the couple's responses, and how narratives get created and blown up online. [32:33–34:09]
  • Reflect on how public figures clear up rumors and how the internet always blames women—“per usual, per misogyny.”
• Will There Be a ‘2088’ Sequel?
  • The hosts revive the classic music debate: should Jhené and Sean drop a breakup album à la Outkast’s "Speakerboxxx/The Love Below" (each side tells their own story)?
  • Speculate on who would have the upper hand in emotional songwriting; the consensus is Jhené would “fleece” Sean in a head-to-head breakup song battle.
  • Becky: “Janae might be top three of all time when it comes to that type of pen.” [35:24]
  • Rory points out Sean also has a history of successful breakup tracks.
• Explicit, NSFW Talk on Sex, Love & “High Scores”
  • Extended, tongue-in-cheek riffing on how many times men and women can climax, love vs. lust, and the physical limits of marathon sex.
  • Mall: “Like, after the last one, I felt so depleted… I had to put on, like, compression socks.” [38:31]
  • Rory: “Man, I miss those old days when you in love. And just all goddamn day it's raining. Oh, man.” [39:48]
  • Jokes about how using a limited number of condoms vs. going raw “lowers your chances” of chlamydia, leading to a hilarious exchange on probability and common sense. [41:34–42:39]

Notable & Humorous Quotes

• Mall: "If you having sex and you busting five nuts in one day, you [expletive]. You not making love five times." [41:00]
• Becky (the math of STIs): “If you go outside five times without your gun, you might get robbed five times…” [41:55]
  Cue: Rory: “That math was crazy.” [42:12]
• Rory: “Your dick is dry heaving, like when you vomit.” [39:33]

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4. “Demons Need Love Too” Party & Life Updates (43:41–48:02)

Key Points

• Damaris’s Night at an R&B Party Called ‘Demons Need Love Too’
  • They joke about the party’s title, whether “real demons” attended, and the vibe of true R&B tracks.
  • Becky: “Demons is the most sensitive people you can ever meet. You ever had a demon in love with you…?”
  • The crew makes fun of post-party recovery (Pedialyte, fuzzy memories).
• Rory and Mall poke fun at “Stiami”—Damaris’s playful nickname for wild nights in Astoria, Queens.

Notable Quotes

• Mall: “Demons need love, too. Shout out to demons. Lead love, too.” [44:46]
• Becky: “Feeling shit I ain't felt in years.” [45:01]
• Laughs over “Stiami”—Astoria as "Steinway: the Miami of Queens." [46:23–46:42]

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5. Rapid-Fire Wrap-Up & Jokes (48:02–end)

• Becky jokes about Demaris's “brother” (with suspicion).
• They touch on sports (Clay Thompson rumors and Dallas/L.A. trade speculation).
• Episode slides into a series of sponsor message wrap-ups and off-topic banter.

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Notable Quotes: Quick Reference

| Time | Speaker | Quote | |---------|------------------|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 03:50 | Rory | “I saw no one talking about the Grammy nominations over the weekend because nobody cares...” | | 05:14 | Rory | "Leon Thomas... I think it's a cleanup for Leon if you're checking all the boxes." | | 06:23 | Mall | "That's a tough category. That's tough. That might be tougher than album." | | 09:01 | Mall | "Kendrick just opened his mouth. Someone go hand him a Grammy right now." | | 18:09 | Mall | "I think Kim Kardashian becoming a lawyer is crazy." | | 19:30 | Mall | "Let Kim K. pass the bar... pass the bar, not be at the bar." | | 24:54 | Becky | "I have no clue what standing even means." | | 35:24 | Becky | "Janae might be top three of all time when it comes to that type of pen." | | 38:31 | Mall | "After the last one... I had to put on, like, compression socks. It was all kind of shit going on."| | 39:48 | Rory | "Man, I miss those old days when you in love. And just all goddamn day..." | | 44:46 | Mall | “Demons need love, too. Shout out to demons. Lead love, too.” | | 45:01 | Becky | "Feeling shit I ain't felt in years." |

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Grammy Nomination Discussion: 03:50–16:58
• Kim K./Bar Exam & Legal Jokes: 17:01–27:05
• Big Sean & Jhené / Breakup Music: 32:31–39:14
• R&B Party / Demons Bit: 43:41–48:02

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Tone & Style

The episode blends irreverence, cultural critique, and inside-hip-hop humor. The hosts veer between silly, insightful, and vulnerable, keeping it honest (“I would fail the bar too”), always ready to roast one another, and often escalate into comedic tangents about relationships, clout, and city nightlife.

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Summary

This "Best Of" episode is a perfect sampler of the New Rory & MAL show: astute music industry discussion with a bias toward R&B and hip-hop, wild hypotheticals, wild party recaps, and explicit but relatable relationship talk. It’s equal parts barbershop debate, morning show energy, and late-night oversharing—always delivered with sharp wit, a dose of self-awareness, and the chemistry of friends who know each other’s best (and worst) moves.

Transcript

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[Rory]

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[Mall]

The Volume.

[Rory]

I saw no one talking about the Grammy nominations over the weekend because nobody.

[Mall]

Cares about the Grammy.

[Becky Milligan]

I did, actually.

[Rory]

I mean, I went and looked at them. I cared, but I got in a couple.

[Becky Milligan]

Not little arguments, but little arguments.

[Mall]

You got into arguments about the Grammy nominations?

[Becky Milligan]

Not arguments, little debates about what because Mariah didn't get nominated.

[Mall]

Mariah Carey?

[Becky Milligan]

Mariah the scientist.

[Mall]

What would she be nominated for? Best R and B.

[Becky Milligan]

Best R and B album or song? I think Best R and B album, not song. I don't think Burning Blue should have been a contender, but whatever. So she didn't get nominated and people were like, oh thank God she can't fucking sing. And I'm just like, the writing on her album was. She had really good writing on her album.

[Mall]

I'm not mad at.

[Becky Milligan]

Compared to anybody else's.

[Mall]

I'm not mad at these nominees. The nominees for best R B albums are Giveon with beloved Coco Jones. Why not more Leticy with the crown. Teyana Taylor, Escape Room and Leon Thomas Mutt. Yeah, I think Leon gonna pack y' all up.

[Becky Milligan]

I think Leon is probably packed.

[Mall]

As much as I would love to see Tiana get a, get a Grammy, that Leon Thomas album was, was, was incredible. That's one of the best R B albums I heard in a long time.

[Becky Milligan]

I would have. I, I would give it to Giveon or Coco, but that's just me.

[Mall]

Yeah, I would give it to Giveon and Coco and let them split it.

[Becky Milligan]

Coco, Givean or Coco. But we love Leon over here. Leon knows he's. He's loved as family, but I just think with.

[Rory]

With the quality of music. Yeah, you could debate between Coco Gibon and Leon Thomas, but the impact that Leon made while doing so, not so much traditional R and B, but moving the genre forward with sound. I. I think he just. Yeah, he deserves. I think it's a cleanup for Leon if you're checking all the boxes.

[Becky Milligan]

Yeah.

[Rory]

But congrats to Tiana and Leticy as well, just for being nominated. Both. Both great albums, but. Yeah, I think. I think Leon's cleaning up. As far as best R B song, which would. Which would you take off T? I'm not against.

[Becky Milligan]

I didn't say. I didn't say. I don't think that Mariah. I think Burning Blue was really big and. But I think that her album deserved to be in best R and B album. That's just my opinion. Um, but for song. I wouldn't take anybody off for song.

[Rory]

Yeah, I think they kind of nailed it on the. The song area. I'm kind of shocked they went with.

[Becky Milligan]

I might take Burning Blue over Heart of A Woman. The songs for the best, the R. Best R B song nominees are Folded by Kehlani, Heart of a Woman by Summer Walker, It Depends by Chris Brown and Bryson Tiller, Overqualified by Duran Bernard, and yes, it Is by Leon Thomas.

[Mall]

That's a tough category. That's tough. That might be tougher than album. R B album.

[Becky Milligan]

I think Folded deserves it. If Mutt was on here, I personally like. Yes, it is over Mutt, But Mutt had the bigger.

[Rory]

The bigger Mutt just came out, man.

[Mall]

Before the whole Brown, Bryson Tiller. Yeah, that's tough.

[Rory]

I think Folded was the. The song of the year, but I wouldn't be mad at any one of these songs. Yeah, this might be the toughest category in my opinion. I think Folded should get it. But if any other record won here, I'd be like, yeah, I understand. But it should be between Folded and It Depends. I would have preferred Not Fair by Leon Thomas over yes, it is, but I think Not Fair is. Is like the superior record. Yes, but I mean, I get it was on the original Mutt album and that's what's William said.

[Becky Milligan]

So when you tell me that it's mine so when I. When I ask you if it's mine all I want to hear is yes, it is. My ears are sensitive. So when I ask you if it's mine All I want to hear is.

[Mall]

Yes, it is Chanel in every city, sitting pretty, talking dirty.

[Becky Milligan]

Hello.

[Mall]

When he said that, I said, this nigga's a genius.

[Rory]

Right on the wall.

[Mall]

This nigga is a genius. The boy is good. The boy's good. Now, now, y', all, I'm not gonna lie. That R and B song nominee is. That's a tough category. I think Chris Brown and Bryson might, might win that.

[Becky Milligan]

That won't be fair.

[Mall]

If anything, that would have qualified Durant. But NAR record is crazy. Like I. That's just a tough category.

[Becky Milligan]

But Folded was folded.

[Mall]

Folded is not. Folded is a smash. That's a, that's a big record. But you, Chris Brown and Bryson, well.

[Rory]

Congrats to Bryson because we had him on the show and you know, clearly he's right after he was about not wanting to do me right when he.

[Mall]

Was on our show, he became the, the biggest selling R P. Yes. That's to the. That, that's that we did that.

[Rory]

Oh, for sure we did that. That's why Nori called, was like, yo, I saw the Bryson interview.

[Mall]

You're welcome. We gotta go. But no shout out to Bryson.

[Rory]

But yeah, I mean, I think that is good though for him because he, he definitely has a bad taste in his mouth with the music industry. Not to say that the Grammys validifies anything, but, you know, I think it's great that he's getting flowers for the record he did with Chris Brown. Because it depends. Is incredible. We can go back to rap album of the year. Do we feel like they missed anything? I, I was not mad at all the nominations this year, to be quite honest.

[Mall]

I, I before we kind of.

[Becky Milligan]

You know what's going to piss me off when gnx. Okay, sorry. The official nominees for best Rap album at the 2026 Grammys are. Let God Sort Them out by the Clips. Glorious by Glorilla. God does like Ugly by Jid. GNX by Kendrick Lamar, Chromo Copia by Tyler the Creator. GNX is going to sweep and it's going to piss me off because the Clips deserves to win and that's not Kendrick.

[Mall]

Kendrick just opened his mouth. Someone go hand him a Grammy right now.

[Becky Milligan]

Jamal.

[Mall]

Where is your Jamal? I'm just saying the boy is prophetic. That's all I'm saying.

[Rory]

He's a, he's a Grammy darling. That's goes without saying. Do we think Alfredo2 should have been in here?

[Mall]

Absolutely.

[Rory]

Okay, but what do we take out?

[Mall]

Gen X?

[Rory]

You can't take out one of the highest selling.

[Mall]

All right, so misogynistic.

[Rory]

Glorilla Okay. I would agree with you. The only reason I was trying to.

[Mall]

Keep a female representation there. Yeah, I was trying.

[Rory]

The only reason why I think they got it right because I'm not looking at whatever my taste is. If you're trying to put together a proper category that does reflect the entire genre, I could see why you would put Glow really in there. The album is good. I personally would put Alfredo 2 there before it, but I get why they would do this. Like, yeah, some. Sometimes they keep it fair, sometimes they don't. I could never really, you know, figure that out with the Grammys, but, I mean, congrats to everyone in this category. I think. I think they'll. I think they'll give it to clips. Let God sort them out, but won't give it to them in the album of the year category. I don't think they'll snub the clips twice. I don't think the Grammys has the balls to do that.

[Becky Milligan]

They've did it to Beyonce, like, 15 times. You don't think they got the balls to do it to the Cliff.

[Rory]

Yeah, but Beyonce never sold coke.

[Becky Milligan]

You don't know that. You don't know that.

[Mall]

Not knowing if Beyonce ever sold coke.

[Rory]

She's never stepped on something to make it.

[Mall]

Yeah, Beyonce never tap danced on a brick before. We know that.

[Becky Milligan]

So y' all don't think that Jid could be taken out for Alfredo, too? No. Okay.

[Rory]

No. It would be Glorilla for me in the rap category, but I. I don't want that to look like it's Glorilla hate, because she is my favorite female rapper, and I thought the album was good.

[Mall]

But Glorilla is your favorite female rapper currently?

[Becky Milligan]

He didn't say of all time.

[Rory]

He said definitely not of all time.

[Mall]

Oh, I'm about to be like, what is happening? But currently, no, no.

[Rory]

She's my favorite rapper of all time. Not even female.

[Mall]

Of all time.

[Rory]

All time.

[Mall]

All genres.

[Rory]

Across all genres.

[Mall]

All genres and genders.

[Rory]

It's Glorilla then. PR.

[Becky Milligan]

Like.

[Mall]

Yeah, no, it's Glow. Big Glow.

[Rory]

I thought she should have been nominated in the R B category, too.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Rory]

So she has some melody on there, but yeah, predictions. I'm going clips. Damaris, you say gnx Mall.

[Becky Milligan]

Predictions. Not who you think should win predictions.

[Mall]

Oh, Kendrick. Yeah, I think you know that. We know what we know.

[Becky Milligan]

What would Yalls preference be? Who do you think should win?

[Rory]

Clips.

[Mall]

Yeah, clips.

[Becky Milligan]

Clips. I'm going with clips, too.

[Rory]

Clips, for sure. Rap song. We have clips. The birds don't sing Tyler, Sticky, Glorilla, TJI Fridays, Kendrick Lamar, TV off. Doi Anxiety.

[Mall]

Kendrick just opened his.

[Becky Milligan]

I think Sticky. Nope. I think Sticky is going to win. Me personally. This could just be cuz I'm a girl. I think TJIF deserves to win. It's 7pm Friday. It's 95 degrees.

[Rory]

It's a great.

[Becky Milligan]

Ain't no nigga, ain't no ain't got me. My bad.

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[Rory]

You know, I think that that should win best rap performance after her reflection.

[Becky Milligan]

No, but seriously, I think that that song had the biggest impact. Listen, I think that song had the biggest impact when it came out. And I think it lasted the longest out of all of those songs.

[Rory]

I agree with you there. Yeah, you. You make a very good point with. With that. I do think. I think the clips may clean up. I think Birds Don't Sing may get this too.

[Becky Milligan]

It is a very Grammy song.

[Rory]

Glorilla.

[Becky Milligan]

Yeah.

[Rory]

It's got John Legend on it. Come on, let me get the hook.

[Mall]

The birds don't sing. The birds don't sing. They screech in pain. The birds don't sing. You gotta get out of Grammy. The birds don't sing. They screech in pain. I'd have like, John, get the out the poop with that. John, get your ass.

[Rory]

Actually one of the better John Legend hooks I've heard in a very long time. I like that hook.

[Mall]

They kept it because they didn't know. Yeah, they catch it on the window. They said, john, right here. Stay right.

[Rory]

See the line.

[Mall]

We only need this. Y' all don't go crazy.

[Rory]

But yeah, I see birds don't sing. Did they announce the performance? Stuff like who's.

[Becky Milligan]

No, they probably did. I Ain't Jack.

[Rory]

I could see them doing Birds Don't Sing at the Grammys with John Legend. And if John is busy, you know, I don't know, saving the Democratic Party, they should just. They should just hire Maul, I think, just to fill in.

[Mall]

I'm available right here.

[Rory]

The same way Hov to Bridget Kelly to do Alicia Keys part. I feel like you could be. You're the Bridget Kelly to Alicia Keys to John Legend, in my opinion.

[Mall]

Okay, in your opinion.

[Rory]

You're his Bridget and you're very humble opinion. You're Maul Kelly to John Legend. But I think Low Relish should get best rap performance with that record.

[Becky Milligan]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[Rory]

Because that. That was by far the best performance out of everything.

[Becky Milligan]

Album of the year nominations. Debit Maz photos.

[Rory]

I was gonna. Yeah, I was gonna let you Go Bad Money.

[Becky Milligan]

Swag by Justin Bieber. Man's Best Friend by Sabrina Carpenter. Let God Sort Him Out. Clips. Push a T and Malice clips. Mayhem by Lady Gaga, GNX by Kendrick Lamar, Mutt by Leon. Leon Thomas and Chromo Copia by Tyler the Creator. Bad Bunny should win.

[Rory]

Well, I just want to say congrats to Leon and clips for being in the Album of the year nomination because again, we know the Grammys.

[Mall]

Shout out to Leon. That's major. That's major Leon Salute.

[Rory]

Amazing that you guys have. Have far surpassed whatever genre they have tried to put you in. So I think that's incredible because everyone else here has been nominated, I think, for album of the year before Shout out to Tyler because I thought they played him with. With Igor by making a rap album instead of album of the Year. So I think that's great as well. This is the one, I think, ironically, I think this is the one that GNX does take. Guys, I'm giving my predictions, not what. Not what I. Even though I do like GNX a lot, I'm just giving you what I think is going to happen.

[Mall]

Do you think he deserves it?

[Rory]

If album of the year is based off numbers, impact, and dominating the year within the Grammy dates, then, yeah, I don't think that's a bad take for. For what it did impact wise.

[Becky Milligan]

Justin Bieber up just. I was about to say, y' all got. Y' all got the Grammys and Justin Bieber up.

[Rory]

First of all, I think Swag is an incredible album. I think Swag two is an incredible album. I would never be mad at that, but I mean, I think. I don't know with the insider trading that we're going to get to eventually. This is what, two weeks before Super Bowl?

[Mall]

Come on. You saw him high five Lucian. Sir Lucian last year. You saw the high five. That five meant we're going to parlay this over into next year for the next Grammys as well.

[Becky Milligan]

Nah, I think bad. I think. I think Baboony gonna get it.

[Rory]

Yeah, this is too close to the super bowl, man.

[Becky Milligan]

And also, if y' all talking about numbers of impact, like, come on, Baboony.

[Rory]

Is this like. Is this like his illmatic. You know, I'm like. I'm asking, like, where is this in. In Bad Bunnies?

[Becky Milligan]

Don't piss me off.

[Rory]

I'm not trying to be like. I'm really trying to have a serious conversation. I don't know enough about his discography.

[Mall]

Like, this is not his.

[Rory]

Is this one. Is this one.

[Becky Milligan]

I don't Think this is his illmatic.

[Mall]

The album was dope.

[Rory]

Okay, sure.

[Mall]

Definitely.

[Rory]

Well, like, compared to the rest of his catalog, it's one. Everyone's like, yo, he took it to the next level.

[Mall]

I'm not the one to speak on that. I'm not that big of a bad Puerto Rican.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mall]

But I don't. I don't consume the music like that. But, I mean, I know that this album definitely shook the bodegas up for sure.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mall]

You couldn't order turkey and cheese without hearing this album. That wasn't happening.

[Rory]

But, yeah, I think. I think with super bowl, that. That Bad Bunny may get it, but if not, I'm on the side of gnx. But what's your final answer? You're going with Tyler, right?

[Mall]

No. Come on, man. Gnx.

[Rory]

You're going with gnx. Damaris.

[Becky Milligan]

I'm going with Swag. Oh, so I'm going with Bad Bunny. I lied. I'm going with that Bunny.

[Mall]

No worry.

[Rory]

Sebastian should have hired Kim Kardashian. Wouldn't be in this mess right now. Is she allowed to represent people even if she didn't pass the bar? I don't think so, because I thought she's been a Instagram lawyer for the last 10 years. Whole time Sebastian was in the league. I thought Kim K. Was freeing, freeing the guys.

[Mall]

I do think it's dope that Kim, because I didn't know she was really, like, trying to be a lawyer. So I think that's dope that, you know, she's really, like, going after this and. And taking the bar. I think that's fire.

[Rory]

I'm not here to shit on her, because I would definitely fail the bar exam too. I'm not here to clown her, but I. I always thought that was a serious thing, that that wasn't, like, a troll that her and Kanye were doing. I felt like she really wanted to do that.

[Mall]

That was dope.

[Rory]

And she's freed some people, but I don't know. To make Ms. Pat got to have Kim K on. On her show. That would be said since she failed the bar. If she passed the bar. No, but since she failed it, I think Kim K. Should be a regular lawyer on Ms. Pat's. Like, she should be the D.A. for every case. With Ms. Pat, the D.A.

[Mall]

That'S crazy. No, I want to see her. I want to see a. Pass the bottle. That'll be fine. Kim Kardashian is a lawyer. That's fire.

[Becky Milligan]

I want that for her, the family.

[Mall]

Her dad, you know? Right. All of that, man, that's Fine. That story is crazy. I think that's a. I think that's a great story. I think Kim Kardashian becoming a lawyer is. Is crazy.

[Rory]

Your Honor, this case is so not cute.

[Mall]

Cute.

[Rory]

I feel like that's what you'd say.

[Sponsor Announcer]

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[Mall]

Nah. Kim go. Coming in. Really know them words, though.

[Rory]

Know them words.

[Mall]

You know them. You know them court terms that we don't know. We gotta be like, yo, what she said? Yeah, she gonna know all of that.

[Rory]

Before we get our back to Kim.

[Mall]

The suits is gonna be crazy. Oh, she gonna walk in that mother. You know she gonna walk in there. The suits is gonna be crazy.

[Rory]

That's gonna be the new adventure.

[Mall]

Yeah, for sure.

[Becky Milligan]

The new Michelle Obama.

[Mall]

I like that.

[Rory]

Kamala and all them.

[Mall]

Oh, yeah, that was influenced by Kim. To do other things. Now go pass the bar.

[Sponsor Announcer]

Yeah.

[Mall]

Get from behind the bar and take the bar.

[Rory]

Yeah, don't go just from the bar to a real estate agent behind the.

[Mall]

Bar and take the bar.

[Rory]

Let's see.

[Mall]

Let's see them do that. Let's see that challenge.

[Sponsor Announcer]

That challenge.

[Mall]

Not, not. Not the baby boo challenge. I don't want to see the baby.

[Becky Milligan]

Yes, you do.

[Mall]

Let's see the pass the bar challenge. Let's see that.

[Becky Milligan]

You know how hard it is to pass the bar.

[Mall]

I mean, hey, it's hard to shake ass too, if you ain't got nothing, but some of them is doing it. They up there on that. Click the baby boo challenge right now. It's some on there that don't need to be on there.

[Rory]

They should be studying for the bar.

[Mall]

Yeah, you should be studying for the bar. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Let Kim K. Pass the bar, become a lawyer, and let her inspire and influence the next generation of young women to pass the bar, not be at the bar.

[Rory]

Yeah, well, it's gonna be.

[Becky Milligan]

So in California, you're allowed to take the bar exam without going to law and, like, becoming. Having your degree in that. But I think it's cool. But I also think it makes it a little harder to pass the test.

[Rory]

Like, well, obviously, yeah, because you're not going to a law school that teaches you all this stuff. But there's some people that are not built for school and are just geniuses that should still be able to be lawyers if you can pass the bar. Like, that's the point of going to law school, is to then pass the bar.

[Mall]

Didn't Frank Abagnale pass the bar? Come on, Frank. How'd you pass the bar?

[Rory]

Studied my ass. Off.

[Mall]

How'd you do it, Frank? How'd you do it? Classic movie. They don't even know that movie. Rory, catch me if you can.

[Rory]

Was it the bar?

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Okay. I thought. I wasn't sure it was real estate.

[Mall]

No, it was the. He passed the bar. How'd you pass the bar? How'd you pass the bar? Come on, Frank.

[Rory]

Do we want to go with some of these bar questions? I see fentanyl out the gate.

[Mall]

Okay, so. Damn, Josh. Okay, you are.

[Rory]

Let's see. Let's see what? Kim couldn't answer that. Maybe. Maybe we could. Maybe we should move to California and become lawyers.

[Mall]

Okay. You are a criminal defense lawyer representing a client who has been charged with fentanyl possession. The police found this fentanyl in the guest bedroom of the client's uncle's house when responding to a noise complaint at the house. Before entering the house, the officers knocked on the door. When the uncle answered the door, the officers asked if they could look inside the house and the uncle agreed. So that's, you know, the owner of the house gave them consent to come into the house.

[Rory]

Well, he was high on fentanyl.

[Mall]

Right. The client did not live in the house and was not there at the time of the search. The client had stayed in the guest bedroom of the house two nights prior to the search. The uncle told the officers that the client was the last person to have slept in that room. You are considering filing a motion to suppress the fentanyl under the Fourth Amendment, which everyone knows. Which of the following legal topics are the most important for you to research to determine the likelihood of success on a motion to suppress.

[Rory]

So there's A, consent search, B Exigence.

[Mall]

Exigent circumstances, C hot pursuit, D probable cause, E, reasonable suspicion, and F, standing.

[Rory]

Was the uncle standing when he let them in the house?

[Mall]

Definitely was standing.

[Rory]

So I mean, this seems like the most reasonable one. All right, so the consensus search did happen. Cuz the uncle said come on in.

[Mall]

Yep. Select two.

[Becky Milligan]

Yeah.

[Mall]

So I would say. I would say a consent search.

[Rory]

Well, no, cuz the.

[Mall]

Oh, no.

[Rory]

He consent.

[Becky Milligan]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Yes. I feel like is the only one I know is off the.

[Mall]

Okay. Yes. A, I guess we would have to take C out hot pursuit because I.

[Rory]

Don'T even know what that means.

[Mall]

Yeah. E, reasonable suspicion. I think we would take that out.

[Rory]

I would say with B.

[Mall]

Yeah, I would say B, Exigent circumstances. And.

[Rory]

I don't know, but it's like I'm doing in a multiple choice test when you just try to take out answers. You know, like I would do. I don't know the right answer. I just know what the wrong answers are.

[Becky Milligan]

I would do E and I would do E and D. E, N, D. What are you guys doing?

[Mall]

Yeah, Andy, I'm going B.

[Rory]

And.

[Becky Milligan]

Okay, so I'm doing D and E, which is probable cause and reasonable suspicion.

[Rory]

Oh, wait. Okay. Because the question is, are the most.

[Becky Milligan]

Important for you to research? Research to determine the likelihood of success on a motion to suppress?

[Mall]

I'm going B and.

[Becky Milligan]

Which is exigent circumstances.

[Mall]

Yep. I'm gonna go B and.

[Becky Milligan]

Or ex. Exigent. F. Exigent. B and F. Okay. Standing in exigent circumstances. Rory, don't look up.

[Rory]

I'm not. No, I'm not. I'm walsing on my computer. I wanted to take consent search out, but if that was the last place that I slept, I didn't give consent. Even if it's his house. Like, if I was the last person to be there and my is in there, wouldn't I have to give consent?

[Becky Milligan]

It's not your house.

[Rory]

Well, I would want to research that to see if there was anything I can. Okay, so if I'm standing and all my is in his guest room and he says, come on into my house. Like I didn't say you could look through my.

[Becky Milligan]

So you're gonna do consent search and what's the second one?

[Rory]

I'm gonna go A and B.

[Becky Milligan]

You're A and B. Consent search and exigent. I think y' all just doing that because y' all don't know what it means.

[Rory]

No, it's. No, that's exactly. That's damaris. That's exactly why I picked circumstances.

[Becky Milligan]

And I'm gonna do so and mall's gonna do existing circumstances and standing. I'm going to do standing, probable cause and reasonable suspicion. All right, what's the answer, Josh? Consent to search and standing. Damn. One of y'. All. You got one and ma got one. I got both wrong.

[Rory]

That's. See, that's why we're the lawyer duo, right?

[Mall]

That's why Kim should have just called me. She would have passed the by.

[Rory]

What does standing even mean?

[Becky Milligan]

I have no clue where.

[Rory]

Where you were standing. Yo. Your Honor, he wasn't standing there, so how could you.

[Mall]

He wasn't standing there.

[Rory]

All right, maybe let's try one more.

[Becky Milligan]

Yeah, let's do one more. Your client owns a carpet cleaning company. The company recently contracted with a customer to clean the carpets throughout the customer's 10 story building for $15,000 with payment due in 30 days, before payment was due, the customer sent your client a check for $12,000, along with a note specifying that several of the carpets still had stains and included pictures of the stained carpets. The customer's note also said that if your client cashes the check, the remainder of the customer's debt will be discharged. Your client now seeks your advice as to whether the company can cash the ch, relinquishing its right to recover the remaining remainder of the customer's debt. Which of the following search terms will be the most likely to produce resources that will answer the client's questions? So, basically, client, we're a lawyer. The client has a cleaning company. It was due for $15,000. Payment due in 30 days. Before it was due, they sent 12,000 saying, Y' all ain't do your job well enough. If you cash this check for this 12,000, I'm not giving you the other 3,000.

[Rory]

So out the gate, I'm going offer and acceptance. Because they stated what it would be.

[Becky Milligan]

Yeah.

[Rory]

And if you accept that, meaning cashing the check, you've accepted the terms that the client said.

[Becky Milligan]

So I would do A and D because I don't know what novation means.

[Mall]

You said just pick one.

[Rory]

No, it says select one.

[Becky Milligan]

Oh.

[Rory]

So D seems so obvious that I feel like I'm probably wrong, but I'm going D. Okay.

[Becky Milligan]

All right, I'll go A.

[Mall]

All right.

[Rory]

Well, Kim, gotta call three of us, though.

[Becky Milligan]

Yeah.

[Rory]

For any of the cleaning questions we got.

[Mall]

I didn't pass.

[Rory]

She's a woman.

[Becky Milligan]

That was funny. That was interesting. We would fail terribly.

[Mall]

I definitely am rooting for her, though, to pass the bar. And, you know, seeing Kim in courtrooms.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mall]

You know, practicing law, that would be some cool.

[Rory]

But she's got to practice law in a state that allows cameras. California definitely does because of the OJ Shade.

[Becky Milligan]

Right.

[Mall]

We just got to see the suits. The suits, yeah.

[Rory]

Oh, that fit check is going to be.

[Mall]

Oh, my God.

[Rory]

Crazy.

[Mall]

No worrying.

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[Rory]

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[Mall]

Official that him and Janae are no longer together.

[Rory]

I'm looking to Damaris for this one. They cleared up the rumors they well.

[Becky Milligan]

The clip the rumor that they cleared up was things that were being said about Janae's past. Basically there was a tweet where somebody was basically saying, big Sean and Janae have broken up. And it's because people are saying that Shawn's wasting her time. And they're like, janae was once married to Dr. Genius, and she cheated on her husband with Big Sean. And they just had this whole. They wrote a whole narrative for Janae's life. So Big Sean retweeted it. Scroll up, Josh. Big Sean retweeted it and basically was like, I hate that y' all are doing this to, like, Janae. Like, I understand y' all writing narratives about me, but I hate that y' all are doing this to her. And it became, like, a big thing because people were like, kind of like, Sean, why would you, like, retweet that? Because now you just bought more attention to it. People probably wouldn't have seen it. And then that's when Janae stepped into the shade room to be like, hey, first of all, me and Dot are fine. He never beat me. All of those are rumors. But we just got married too fast. We eloped. We fell in love fast. When I was mourning my brother, we eloped. And then we realized that we had married each other. Even though we were strangers, we have no issues. But we separated. Me and Sean got together after a long friendship. Like, it's just kind of like clearing up the rumors of people just saying how toxic their relationship is and all that, and people attacking Jana and making it somehow her fault, per usual. Per misogyny.

[Mall]

So her and Big Sean are still together?

[Rory]

They didn't really address that.

[Becky Milligan]

They didn't really address it. I'm assuming they're. They're broken up because they have not cleared up that they have not come on and said, we're still together.

[Rory]

So, yeah, Sean basically just said, leave for the.

[Becky Milligan]

Leave her alone.

[Rory]

Like, what? Yeah, y' all are being weird. Just leave. Leave her out of this entire thing.

[Mall]

Okay, well, hopefully, you know, whatever they got going on. And that's another thing we do, too. See, this is like spaces for Big Sean and Janae. Why are we even talking? Who cares? That's their business.

[Rory]

I mean, yeah, of course it is. And their personal business is not our business. I would only speak to it as somebody that wanted part two of 2080.

[Mall]

Now, we could have that conversation. Are we still getting that? Are we getting that? Are we getting another album?

[Rory]

You know what would be really dope? And again, I don't want to play around with their personal life, because I know they have a child together. That's. That's a whole thing co Parenting. It's just. It's a thing. So what if they did, like, a love Below speaker box thing where Sean gave his side on one album and then she gave hers on the other and, like, lemonade to 444 type of thing. But in the Outcast thing, and that's. That's the new 2088.

[Mall]

That's like, they don't have to be.

[Rory]

Together to do it. Like, they could just give their.

[Mall]

I like that. That's like the last season tomorrow. And when him and Gina couldn't be filming together, they were going through their thing, and then it was making it seem like he was moving to LA to be well. Cause she moved to LA for a new job. Like, yeah, they need to do it like that. Like, you make your album, get your shit off. I'm not gonna even listen to it. We don't hear it until it comes out. And then I get my shit off on my side of the album. I like that. So that's actually some genius shit right there.

[Rory]

Here's the thing. All right, let's debate this. The obvious answer is that Janay is gonna win that because that's Janae's bag. I would be very, very terrified of Janae's pen in that regard. Like, if we were doing a breakup album versus in that way, Janae. Janae might be top three of all time when it comes to that type of pen. But if you've heard that Bryson Tiller record over the J. Dilla shit, when Sean gets in his breakup bag, he's up there, too. I don't know if this would just be a clear fleece for Janae, even though we know who she is when it comes to that type of content.

[Mall]

I don't know, but you're looking at it like a battle. I'm not looking at it like that. I'm looking at it like I just want to hear both sides from each person's perspective on what the relationship same.

[Rory]

Who's going to do it better?

[Mall]

Who's going to do it better is different now. Who picks better production?

[Becky Milligan]

Janae.

[Rory]

I mean, Janae. Janae really ushered in an entire sound to the R B genre. Like, Janae has more kids than. I think people give credit to the way we talk about Aaliyah and how many kids she has. I think we don't give Janay enough flowers of how many children she has running around of. From her exact Sonic's writing voice. Sean, though, I mean, he did go triple platinum last time he talked about his ex.

[Mall]

This is what I'm talking about.

[Rory]

He knows what he's doing when he talks about ex.

[Mall]

He's no stranger to this environment.

[Rory]

He's no stranger.

[Mall]

He's no stranger to this environment.

[Becky Milligan]

When they were dissing each other on none of your concern. Right?

[Rory]

Yeah. Love that record.

[Becky Milligan]

Cause, see, Janae could, like, go crazy on him. Crazy wordplay, crazy poetry. You say some shit to me. Like, I made you come nine times in one day, and I'm a fly. I'm gonna crash out on the record. Like, I'm.

[Mall]

Who said that?

[Becky Milligan]

Big Sean said that. I'm none of your concerns.

[Mall]

He said Janae made him come nine times.

[Becky Milligan]

He said he made her come nine times.

[Mall]

Oh, okay. I'm about to say, I don't know if he was supposed to admit that she made you come nine times.

[Rory]

I mean, they did this record together.

[Mall]

Yeah, but I still don't know if he was supposed to, like, let that out. Like, your girl make you come nine times in one day. You gonna tell nobody no shit like that?

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[Mall]

Yeah, she. She got you a girl, make you come nine times.

[Rory]

No, he was saying that he made her.

[Mall]

I know, but I'm thinking that he was saying that she made him. I'm about to say, if that was the case, a man can't. You can't let that out the bag.

[Rory]

Who can come nine times.

[Mall]

This is what I'm trying to say.

[Sponsor Announcer]

Any.

[Rory]

Only a woman could do that.

[Mall]

This is what I'm trying to tell you. So any man that'd be like, yo, shorty made me come nine times in one day. I think every. All may collectively would be like, word like. And now every in her inbox, I'm trying to see nine times in one day, fam. Like, what's up? Soon as y' all break up, y'.

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All.

[Mall]

I mean, him wasn't even cool like that.

[Rory]

You can give me a. A dick steroid and the baddest chick on Earth, and I still wouldn't be able to come.

[Becky Milligan]

What's been your top, your high? The most?

[Mall]

My high score.

[Rory]

High score of making a girl come or how many times you've come.

[Becky Milligan]

How many times you have come?

[Mall]

You're gonna come.

[Rory]

I'm gonna come.

[Mall]

Come Diddy dum dum.

[Rory]

I probably hit the five. I probably hit five. Am I in my. My youthful days? I could probably do five now if I trained.

[Mall]

It probably was around that for me, too. But all I remember is, like, after the last one, I felt like I was so, like, depleted, I said, I can't do this. Like, I can't. I felt, like, weak. Like, I had. I was lightheaded. Like, I just felt, like, empty. Yeah. Like, I got. I had to put on, like, compression socks. It was all kind of shit going on.

[Rory]

Like, the Red Cross had to come.

[Mall]

Yeah. I remember saying, like, y', all, maybe we should go outside. It was like, one of those days where you just in the crib all day probably. I think it was raining, nasty outside. We both in the bed naked, TV on. Like, we just humping busting nuts. I just remember getting up like, yo, I need, like, protein. I need to replenish. I remember having that feeling of just getting lightheaded.

[Becky Milligan]

Like, did you love her?

[Mall]

Did I love her in that moment? I did that day. Oh, yeah. I loved it that day.

[Rory]

All five times.

[Mall]

Oh, God. Who's in love that day? Yeah, that was. That was my baby that day. Two weeks after that, I was off it, though.

[Rory]

But by four, like, wow. There's really not much left. Like, you're just orgasming with, like. Like, a little fluid will come out. It's not. I don't even think that's come.

[Mall]

Yeah, no, it's like when you dry heaving, like when you vomit.

[Rory]

Exactly, exactly. Your dick is dry.

[Mall]

Yeah. I'm not even like, what am I doing right now? Let's get them. Let's be productive in society today.

[Rory]

Man, I miss those. Those old days when you in love. And just all goddamn day it's raining. Oh, man.

[Mall]

It's the best, right? Cuddling in between Uber eats outside the door cold.

[Rory]

And then you just get that feeling. All right, I'm ready again. Yeah, your brain tells you that. You good now.

[Mall]

I'm horny again. This over there, shmurmy. You ain't even. Yo, get in the shower. Y' all go outside. Breathe. Open these windows. Do something. Get out the bed.

[Rory]

Nah, I'm gonna go. Try to follow.

[Mall]

That's how you got tomorrow.

[Rory]

Well, I mean, respectfully, with that person.

[Mall]

Yes.

[Rory]

Somebody I was in love with and not gonna give details there, but no.

[Mall]

It was humping for sure.

[Rory]

Yeah, I would. I would.

[Becky Milligan]

Pumping. My God.

[Rory]

Respectfully, making love. I prefer, um.

[Mall]

Yo, see, this is why you being spacious to my. I'm sorry. You was not making love. You was.

[Rory]

Yes, I was. I was. Yeah. With somebody I was in love with.

[Mall]

That's not making love. Just cause you in love with him don't mean you not fucking.

[Rory]

You can make love.

[Becky Milligan]

Why you act like he can't make love?

[Mall]

That's not what I said. That's not what I said, but if you having sex and you busting five nuts in one date, you fucking. You not making love five times.

[Becky Milligan]

Yes, you can.

[Mall]

You not making Baby D. You can Baby D. Stop, stop, stop, please.

[Becky Milligan]

I'm humble. Or just be.

[Mall]

I know. That's what I'.

[Rory]

I'm chilling.

[Mall]

But stop is not making love five times. Just like you not putting on five condoms after that three pack. After that three. Listen, Check it out. Let go and let. God. I'm not going back to the store. I'm not going back to the store. I'm not.

[Rory]

That's why I be laughing when people that go through the condom pack and then just end up raw. Like you could have just done. Like, why didn't you just. Raw. Yeah, like, what we doing now?

[Becky Milligan]

But you lowered the chances, which you.

[Rory]

You got a lot of that. That out of your system.

[Becky Milligan]

Chances of, like, the chlamydia.

[Rory]

Oh, I was about like, a sperm count.

[Mall]

Oh, wait.

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[Rory]

Give me. That Was not.

[Mall]

What are you talking about? What do you mean you lowered the chances of getting chlamydia because you went through three condoms? What are you. What math is that?

[Rory]

Did the latex just stick to your dick?

[Mall]

Yeah. Explain that to me. Please explain that. What do you talk about?

[Becky Milligan]

Because, like, you just. If you go outside, like, five times, okay, then you. Five times without your gun, you go outside, then you might get robbed five times. But if you go outside with your gun three times, then you only might get robbed twice the times you didn't have the gun. That's.

[Mall]

I don't know what the. She just.

[Rory]

I'm drunk.

[Mall]

That was the marriage.

[Rory]

That was Foxy Bunch of.

[Mall]

What the are you talking about? That math was crazy.

[Becky Milligan]

I told you, I'm not.

[Mall]

You go out five times. You might not.

[Rory]

If a tree falls in the forest, do you hear?

[Mall]

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck? If a woodchuck could chuck wood? What is the matter?

[Rory]

What came first? The chicken of the egg?

[Mall]

Yo, you just gave me no clearance on what you was talking about.

[Becky Milligan]

I'm sorry, y'. All.

[Rory]

But listen, man, if you go to Ocean prime and then top golf, you're not making love after hell.

[Mall]

Nah.

[Rory]

You making love.

[Mall]

You go to top Ocean Prime. Yeah, we. That's not making love. We not making love. We. We ready to go. I'm horny you both.

[Rory]

You can do both.

[Becky Milligan]

You can be horny and make love.

[Mall]

Not. You can't make no making love five times in one day. Damaris who?

[Rory]

Somebody in love. I'm a.

[Mall]

That made love Five times in one day.

[Rory]

Well, wouldn't you say the definition of making love would be that you're in love?

[Mall]

No, I'm about to curse her out. No, I'm dead serious. I'm about to curse Damaris out. Please, I had a long week. No, stop playing with me, please.

[Becky Milligan]

I can't take much more.

[Mall]

I swear to God. Yo, I swear to God.

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[Mall]

They gonna have a spaces with me tonight if I talk to Damaris.

[Rory]

You want me to come on the stage?

[Mall]

Damaris, stop playing with me. Stop fucking playing. Cause I'm not. I'm trying not to go there with you, but you pissing me off. And I'm about to go there, so stop leav. Leave me alone. Damaris, I'm telling you right now, leave me the alone. All right, cool.

[Rory]

Okay, we can move on. You was out last night. What happened? And did mall go with you? Because I know you guys had a.

[Mall]

I was at a. I was at.

[Becky Milligan]

A party called Demons Need Love, Too. Shout outs.

[Mall]

Damaris. Damaris. Damaris. Yo, please, just move her mic. Just cut a mic off. She had a party called Demons and. What? Demons in Paradise.

[Rory]

Demons Need Love, Too, which I think is a great name for a party. If you would have just invited me, I would have been on space out.

[Becky Milligan]

To the demon boys.

[Mall]

Demons Need Love, Too. So I like.

[Rory]

I like the title of that.

[Mall]

So what happens at this party's mar.

[Becky Milligan]

It was a R and B party.

[Mall]

Demons went to a R and B party.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Becky Milligan]

Yeah. Demons Need Love, Too was a R and B party.

[Mall]

I was it. Real demons in there, though.

[Rory]

You looking at one.

[Mall]

Damaris ain't no demon, man.

[Becky Milligan]

Please.

[Mall]

She's sitting here with Pedialyte. Pedialyte. And demons don't need Pedialyte. Like, she's sipping cold Pedialyte trying to recover. Demons don't need that.

[Rory]

They just need people's souls.

[Mall]

Yeah, that's it. They just eat souls and get back to it.

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[Mall]

Like, you don't need no Pedialyte. So Demons need love, too.

[Becky Milligan]

Yes.

[Mall]

Shout out to demons. Lead love, too. So it was an R B party.

[Becky Milligan]

It was wonderful. They played like, real R B. Like, you know, you go to R B parties, play the same five song. Nah, niggas got in a R B bag, yo.

[Mall]

Yeah, the D cuts, the B side.

[Becky Milligan]

Feeling shit I ain't felt in years.

[Mall]

You was doing what?

[Becky Milligan]

Feeling shit I ain't felt in years.

[Mall]

Like, man.

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[Mall]

Y' all got it.

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[Becky Milligan]

It was a good party I had.

[Mall]

You know, I was Feeling?

[Rory]

Tell me about the feelings I was feeling.

[Mall]

I ain't for what you ain't. What you felt at the demons knee love, Damaris that you ain't felt in years. Please tell me what you felt.

[Rory]

Why did that Carl Thomas record hit different this time?

[Mall]

Why them words? Why them lyrics landed like that last night? Tell the people.

[Becky Milligan]

Yo, listen, when you singing cater. I don't want to get into it. Anyway. When I was on space.

[Mall]

She would have put this durag on.

[Rory]

She want to take a. She want to take a grown man shoes off.

[Mall]

Yo, it's called demons. It you in there acting like you acting like a in there. It's demons get demon time. Angel that's sitting there crying, and only.

[Rory]

Angels run back on her for you.

[Mall]

Put durags on you. What you doing?

[Becky Milligan]

Oh, first of all, demons is the most sensitive people you can ever meet. You ever had a demon in love with you.

[Rory]

That is true. Yeah.

[Mall]

Very, very sensitive.

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[Rory]

Nah.

[Becky Milligan]

But when we was on Spaces, I was getting ready for the club, like, dead ass, trying on different skimpy little outfits, listening to Marielle. And yeah, I went out and I'm like, Rory. Like, I'm like, rory, you know, just get some sleep. That text me and say, you get some sleep. You on Steinway. I'm like, yo, get off my location. Like, yeah, I was a Stiami man.

[Mall]

Was running around with that. I was like, totally forgot Police. This is why I don't hang out with nobody. When start saying like that, they don't even know I delete them on my phone. Like, where you at, bro? I'm in Stiami Delete. I'm not talking to this over again. You're in Queen, sir. What the are you talking about?

[Becky Milligan]

Oh, my.

[Mall]

I'm in Stiam.

[Rory]

The closest beach is the East River.

[Mall]

Shut the up, man. You in Queens, Astoria. Like, shut the up.

[Rory]

You are one block away from Ravenwood project.

[Mall]

I'm in Stiam. All right, man.

[Becky Milligan]

That was a time.

[Mall]

So that's where you was at last night?

[Becky Milligan]

Yeah, that's where I was at, man.

[Mall]

Okay.

[Becky Milligan]

Had a good time.

[Rory]

What's the. What's the Steinway nightlife like these days? It's been a while for me. I've been on Steinway when the sun is out recently.

[Mall]

But wait till mom Donnie checks in January 1st.

[Rory]

He lives in. He lives on Stway.

[Mall]

He got power now. He got access to funds.

[Rory]

There won't be a traffic law on that street.

[Mall]

You see what it looked like over there?

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[Mall]

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[Mall]

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[Becky Milligan]

Yo, yo.

[Mall]

Demons need love.

[Becky Milligan]

I wanted to send Josh a video, actually, of you.

[Mall]

All right, all right.

[Rory]

Thighs.

[Mall]

White slip.

[Rory]

Little white slip with the.

[Mall]

With this.

[Rory]

That's leather shorts. Matching the leather boots. Not you cheersing on ig.

[Becky Milligan]

Sweet, sweet. Lady was playing. Yo, Tyrese.

[Mall]

Okay, lady, what did you guys be playing? Demons need love, too. Who is the. With the hookah? He trying to act like he not with you.

[Becky Milligan]

I don't. First of all, it's my brother. Don't do that. And it was his birthday. I own too much play.

[Mall]

It's always a birthday. Shout out my Gucci, yo.

[Becky Milligan]

All right, what's on the docket?

[Rory]

I'm done. I'm done making birthday jokes, so I'll just leave that one alone.

[Mall]

Yeah, shout out my Gucci, yo.

[Rory]

Clay, Clay, Clay.

[Mall]

What about Clay Damaris? What about Clay Thompson? Tell us. Tell us. Yeah, because your girl, your girl got this nigga. He asking to go to la now. He went out of Dallas. He like, y' all want to go to la. Yo, Meg is crazy, yo. Oh, my God.

[Rory]

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[Becky Milligan]

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[Mall]

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[Mall]

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[Mall]

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[Becky Milligan]

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