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Mal
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Rory
The volume.
Mal
Remy's.
Rory
Yo, I'm all I am Rory and we are starting for the first time the best of the week. New Rory and Maul.
Mal
Because they need more. Yes, Rory and Mall.
Rory
All of our amazing moments. We understand people are busy. If it gets to those weeks on Sundays, you can come right here and get the best of what happened from this entire week, Monday through Sunday.
Mal
The best of us.
Rory
Yes.
Mal
The best of me.
Rory
The best of me.
Mal
The best of me.
Rory
Yes.
Mal
Because there's two of us.
Rory
Pressure bus.
Mal
Exactly. Every Sunday. Best of us. Best of's, Best of Rory, Maul.
Rory
Best of us.
Mal
The best of us. We're giving you the best of us. Yeah, Mom. Only the best. This is only for the best. For the best.
Rory
Peace. Drop that beat.
Mal
No.
Rory
Rory and Mouth, it's time for smoke. Yo, why you said that about more?
Lex
Okay, we gonna get into it. Okay.
Unnamed Guest
Kicking it off.
Rory
And you thought you smoked it.
Lex
I did. No, no, no, no, no.
Rory
And you felt good when you said it.
Lex
I said what I said.
Mal
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lex
And I remind.
Unnamed Guest
I don't remember.
Lex
It was something about the Trump stuff.
Mal
Yeah, right. Big 4547.
Rory
Yes, it was something about the Trump people abusing their. Their platforms. But you say yo, I take the check too. But it's because I agree with it.
Lex
I was joking.
Rory
Nah, nah, you had a serious tone.
Lex
I wasn't joking. Y' all know me on. But I. I mean I stand by what I said. It ain't no beef.
Mal
You a remember what you said.
Lex
I do remember what I said.
Rory
How you stand on some.
Lex
I was on a podcast and they were asking me about it Was your podcast. No, it wasn't. I. So you don't even remember?
Rory
Of course I don't.
Lex
Because I said what I said. But he was asking me about, like, you know, how people.
Unnamed Guest
Oh, I remember I was there, you.
Lex
Know, with the politics and things going on, and I said, I think it's very dangerous for us, especially as people of color. You don't understand this.
Unnamed Guest
She said, amber Rose, too, though.
Lex
Yeah, I was calling a few, everybody. I said, it's very dangerous as a person of color to. This election was very serious, by the way.
Rory
Drake calling out everyone and it just be Ma and Amber Rose is the.
Unnamed Guest
Point that I was making is she said more than just malls. She said more than one.
Mal
But to be fair, I never told nobody to vote for him, though. I never said, go vote for them.
Lex
But you don't have to, though. The thing is, though, niggas literally put money bags under pictures now just because you did it. And I was just saying we have to be careful what we say. Because even though you said you didn't say, go vote for Trump, if you say, oh, I like Trump, people going to be like, man, big bro, Ma said so I'm finna know what I'm f to do.
Unnamed Guest
They gonna go check that ballot just cause they think you did.
Rory
I think people should use platforms responsibly, but I don't think anyone respectfully went like, oh, if mall is like, yo, I think Trump is funny because Maul never really said, if you go through everything. Ma never said like, yo, go vote for Trump.
Mal
I didn't vote for him.
Rory
Exactly. So if you can say, yo, I think he's hilarious and this and that and he gets misquoted. I don't think anyone sat there and was like, yo, I'm going to vote for him.
Lex
I didn't vote well, like, well, he's.
Rory
A felon, so he can't.
Unnamed Guest
Well, what makes we didn't know that.
Mal
I'm not a felon.
Rory
Why y' all, listen, I'm not a why.
Mal
I can absolutely vote.
Lex
Okay.
Unnamed Guest
I voted for Barack for the feelings.
Rory
I think they should be able to vote.
Unnamed Guest
Yeah, they should. They let everybody else.
Lex
Yeah, but it wasn't no beef. But I ain't got a money bag under my picture since O. I said, God damn, that's not true.
Mal
That's not true. Where my money bags at Was your. I believe your birthday was after that.
Lex
No, probably. I don't know. I can't remember.
Mal
And for your birthday, I definitely was under your post.
Unnamed Guest
So he said, but it's the last one.
Mal
Y' all know I'm not like that at all. Y' all know I'm not that guy at all. I'm not that guy, no.
Lex
But I will say I came to New York a few months after that, and I seen Rory. We were at the 4040 club.
Mal
40 Rory.
Lex
First thing he said. He said, I don't know if I.
Unnamed Guest
Can talk to you.
Lex
I said, I don't know. He beefed up with me when I played that.
Mal
Just so you know, I ride for.
Rory
You no matter what. I said, I don't even know if I can rock with you.
Lex
He said, oh, I don't know if I can talk to you or not. Yeah, see, I. I heard I be in the field for you. I said, hold on, Dre. These n got beat. They want to. We beat each other n. In these podcast streets.
Unnamed Guest
Y' all won't be.
Mal
Never that. Never that.
Unnamed Guest
Cause I think we had came to New York last year, and we did a few podcasts. We was trying to record with y' all, and y' all schedule was booked. I said, oh, they mad at us. They ain't trying to fuck.
Mal
No, no, no.
Rory
It actually was. It was. But I wanted to make clear that maybe it wasn't. I wanted y' all to think that we didn't want to talk to y' all.
Unnamed Guest
Oh, that's what we know.
Mal
I would never. I would never carry it like that.
Unnamed Guest
But he always still leave the money bags under mine. So I was like, well, I mean, I guess we still.
Lex
It was just me, per usual.
Mal
Never. Why y' all trying to pay me as that guy? I'm not that guy.
Rory
Can we bring up Dre and Lex? Ig. Oh, okay. And just go through.
Unnamed Guest
It ain't the same no more.
Rory
Can we add up the. The money bag emojis?
Unnamed Guest
Yes. It's giving big business.
Lex
Honestly, you just don't see clips. Like, you don't really. We don't have a. Oh, there go one right there. We talking about. You just gonna see clips.
Mal
Clip that.
Rory
God damn. The first one.
Mal
Holy.
Lex
Let's go.
Unnamed Guest
And I got extra on that one.
Mal
Okay, so let's talk about.
Rory
Wait, hold on. Can we count those?
Mal
Because it's a slide. It's a slide. It's for, like, both pictures. You gotta go to the next picture on the. On the. On the poll. See?
Lex
So we gotta divide the money bags by the picture.
Mal
I mean, she's getting.
Rory
It's a ratio.
Lex
That's a fire.
Mal
The more content she's giving us, we gotta. You know, we gotta think of it.
Rory
That's all this equation of pies.
Mal
And then look at the caption. It don't get no better than this. I agreed with it.
Lex
You see what I'm saying?
Mal
So.
Lex
Damn.
Unnamed Guest
That's 61.
Mal
Wow.
Rory
Yo, the fact that you was counted, that is crazy. 61 is insane.
Lex
Let's see how many I got. My turn.
Mal
Lex got some on Lex.
Lex
Why I don't got no money bag.
Rory
While we find Lex's trap to ask you. Because we've always asked maul this but never a woman that had it under their page. How do you feel about the money bags? Like, what does that do? Like, yeah, we've never been able to ask a woman that.
Unnamed Guest
It's like winning a Grammy. An Instagram Grammy.
Lex
Instagram.
Unnamed Guest
I feel like if Mal is not under your photo, the money.
Mal
Here you go. See? See what I'm saying?
Unnamed Guest
Let's call Lexi.
Rory
See that looks like 60.
Mal
See what I'm saying? Lexi, you trying to do. Don't do me like that. See this how y' all be trying to paint me.
Lex
Don't do me like that. That is my birthday. That is my birthday. That is my birthday.
Unnamed Guest
But I feel like if Mal is not under your photos with the money bags. Are you really that girl? I swear I tweeted that a few Instagram staple.
Lex
I said I know I'm bad now cuz I finally started getting my money pioneers.
Rory
But I know he.
Unnamed Guest
Yeah, that was how many I got 57. You know what I'm saying?
Rory
Four shy.
Mal
Let's try to say I won't be putting money bags on the H. Don't pay me.
Unnamed Guest
Like can you literally count them though?
Mal
No.
Rory
Oh, he just like that would be insane.
Mal
Yeah, that. No, I'm not.
Rory
That's like a different type of autism.
Mal
When I'm stemming. When I'm stemming, that's when I do it.
Rory
Okay. So please to the money bag ratio.
Unnamed Guest
Yeah.
Rory
Since you're very political. Obviously since what you said about mall. It's very tapped in, like very into what's going on in the world. Does it dilute because he's under every single person's photo?
Mal
I'm not under.
Rory
Is it. Is it.
Mal
The same way?
Rory
Is it the same value if he's under everybody's. Is it really the Grammy?
Unnamed Guest
But he not though. That's the thing.
Rory
He's on a lot of people.
Lex
But let me tell you what.
Unnamed Guest
I questionable sometimes too.
Rory
Which one name them.
Lex
No, you.
Unnamed Guest
No, I ain't going to do that.
Lex
No. The reason I say it doesn't dilute cuz I don't know who she. But every time I do see him, it's a baddie. So it's like, we're in good company. Some dudes I see, they be under girls pictures with the hard eyes. I'm like, you, just liking anything. But I will say he's pretty consistent. I've never seen anybody, like, under an 8 with money bags. I will say that. So that's why it's kind of like not everybody just, oh, that's your twin. Y' all got an intense research department.
Rory
You know, you've reached official baddie status when ma dropped the money bags under your picture. This was April 3, 2022. And then right after that, oh, she chose Kamala, and it was over.
Unnamed Guest
That was a few years later.
Lex
Few years later, I stayed with my black queen, Rory.
Unnamed Guest
Sisterhood.
Mal
I love y' all, but did y' all. How did y' all feel about seeing Meg the stallion up there, though?
Unnamed Guest
Well, this is what I think.
Mal
Okay, tell me what you think.
Unnamed Guest
I think that considering the fact, looking back, that she put her bid in very late in the game, I think they were just really trying to get the votes. So I don't think they had the best campaign, to be honest. And I think that they thought that. Yeah, like, okay, let us get all of these celebrities to co sign.
Walton Goggins
And that's.
Mal
Even if. Even if she would have had her name in the ballot early.
Unnamed Guest
Right.
Mal
Do you think it was a good idea to have Meg the stallion up there doing body? Yada, yada, yada, yada, yada.
Unnamed Guest
Baddie support Kamala, I don't want.
Rory
She dated Montel Jordan.
Mal
Looking back, she did. Like, looking back, it's definitely frenzy.
Unnamed Guest
She is daddy.
Lex
Looking back, Megan. Thee stallion had nothing to do with Kamala losing. I'm not saying imagine, but I'm answering. She's not. No, but that's what I'm saying. I don't think it hurt her campaign at all. Everybody's gonna have something to say. Cause if she would have had Beyonce on stage, they would have been like, she didn't. Well, no, I'm saying performing.
Unnamed Guest
Oh.
Lex
Everybody would have been like, this is not celebrity thing. This is so serious. I mean, I feel like she was trying to touch the younger audience. And who would be better right now than Megan? Especially young black voters. They're gonna again, like I said, they look at her. Oh, Megan's voting for Kamala. Big sis. Like they big bro, Tyler.
Mal
Yeah, but I just think.
Rory
I think that's the problem is just, like, why.
Unnamed Guest
Okay, so why do y' all think that was an issue?
Lex
I'm gonna tell you why, Bobby.
Rory
Oh, not with what she did I think it's a problem for America.
Lex
That was kind of what her campaign was about. It really was about we're trying to get our rights back to our bodies with the abortion laws and stuff. So I really think that's the angle that they were really trying to go for.
Unnamed Guest
Yeah, I really do.
Lex
So it. Did it work? Look at it.
Unnamed Guest
No, no.
Mal
What's up? What's up? Just want to say thank you all for entertaining us every week. I hope you guys are staying healthy and blessed. So, quick run through. I've been dating this girl for two and a half years. We were long distance for a while, and then I would go visit her in Jersey City. I'm gonna tell you where she lived. She would live close enough to get to nyc, right there by the home tunnel. Anyways, so a year and a half into the relationship, she lost her job. So I was helping her stay afloat in Jersey City while I was in la.
Rory
Broke ass.
Mal
And so she's like, I'll pay back payback, whatever. That's fine. Just don't be homeless. I don't want anybody to be homeless. So doing that. Then she gets a job offer in Cali. She moves to the bay. Don't have any money to move, so I help her. Moving all that king out of my pocket. Sixteen grand. Whatever. Get over here. Still no progress paying the rent. I have to sacrifice my business. You know, working in music, it's not fast money. So, you know, it might take a minute, but I have to do what I have to do to keep everything afloat. Still no progress this year. I'm still struggling to pay everything. My bills are falling behind. And the other day, saw a text from her side, dude. I'm like, okay, so my plan is just to dip and not say anything. Y' all think I'm an. What should I do? Is there better more gentleman like, or just say, hey, me, huh? But yeah, love y' all.
Rory
Stay blessed.
Mal
Thank you. He sound like he said that in the mirror. Me, huh?
Lex
He practiced how he.
Mal
He practiced how he was going to get it off to me.
Lex
Huh?
Mal
After all I did for you.
Lex
Probably hit his chest.
Rory
I was on that side too. I felt for him.
Mal
Oh, man.
Rory
I'll let y' all cook first.
Unnamed Guest
Cut that bitch off for sure.
Lex
I agree.
Mal
But how should he do it, though? Like, should he ghost?
Unnamed Guest
I would just ghost her. She don't give a fuck about you.
Mal
Yeah.
Unnamed Guest
15 bands, that's a lot.
Lex
I think he said 16. 16, 16.
Unnamed Guest
16 bands and paying the thousand more that. But I'm just saying, like, it's still a lot of money. 15, 16. That's a lot.
Lex
That's a lot.
Unnamed Guest
And then you find out she's dealing with another dude, right? I wouldn't have nothing to say to her. That's a lot of money to spend on somebody, especially if you live in New York.
Mal
Right?
Lex
And then cuz y' all.
Rory
And then she want to move away. Where's. I also want to know where the side dude is, right?
Lex
And what he doing.
Rory
Is he in the bay?
Mal
Oh, yeah.
Unnamed Guest
You know, he probably is in the bay, though.
Lex
She probably even got no damn job. She probably just moved over there with him.
Mal
Exactly.
Unnamed Guest
I would just cut her.
Lex
The old. The young girls who are out here getting it that y' all gonna be mad at me for saying this. I hate when y' all make me agree with men, but I feel like the economy is tough right now. Men. Cause you don't want to end up in this situation. You have to be very careful. When you, like, invest in a woman, you gotta understand, like, you gotta pay attention. If she lost her job, you gonna see if she got that hustle about herself. And if she's trying to make shit happen.
Mal
Right?
Lex
Do you really think it was smart to put $16,000 in a woman and she ain't really showing you nothing versus a woman like, oh, I know she gonna get it. Let me invest in her, because I know she gone. Y' all have to be smart. Stop being pussy whipped. Come on now.
Rory
I completely agree.
Lex
I mean, I hate when y' all make. But $16,000 is a lot of money.
Rory
Go to camera three. No, say it right into their face.
Lex
It's a lot of money.
Unnamed Guest
But I will say this to my queen. Coochie too good coochie.
Mal
See? See, this what I'm saying. This what I'm saying. Look how fast y' all guess what? All right, all right. I see you, sis. Coochie too good.
Lex
I know a queen.
Mal
But most of the time.
Lex
Let me tell you what's happening, though. Most of the time, it's not a man that's doing that most time, it's a woman doing that. And the niggas be broke. Yeah, it is. Most of the time, it's women who are taking care. And these niggas ain't got shit. So now you understanding what a lot of women go through. We be taking care of the household. Why you think Section 8 is like, oh, you can't have a man in the house. You know what I'm saying? If you really want to have a child.
Unnamed Guest
Not gonna be there or nothing.
Lex
Hello. But I'm just saying, don't get me started on the statistics Sticks. Right, so you're really getting.
Rory
So you agree with Mo's politics coming out big.
Mal
4000, 547 political 5.
Rory
Can I.
Lex
Go ahead.
Rory
This is safe space.
Unnamed Guest
So what you think?
Rory
Safe space? Have y' all ever gotten money from a man and started to feel a little guilty? Like, damn, I am really taking advantage of.
Lex
No.
Rory
Cuz the way that. That's why I love.
Mal
That's why I love Dre. That's why I love Drea.
Rory
See, cuz he clearly sounds like he was taking advantage of.
Lex
Yes.
Rory
Have you sat there and been like, damn, this guy's actually kind of nice. And I'm really. I'm doing someone that shouldn't be done dirty.
Unnamed Guest
Yes. Because I feel like I. I exude, like, I have, like, this energy that.
Lex
I know.
Mal
I know the energy is all I'm saying. I know the energy. He was.
Lex
Start rubbing at me.
Unnamed Guest
No, no, no, please.
Lex
God damn.
Mal
That is a lie. Pe. Run the tape. I have not been doing that. I have not been doing that, but. Okay, all right, go ahead.
Lex
Okay, go ahead.
Unnamed Guest
So I think that I exude this energy. Like I have this natural aura that men kind of feel like they have to come at me like that. So I've had guys do things off the rip, like money, buy watches, cars, whatever. Off the rip. And I'm not even really into you like that. And then after the fact, when you buy it, I'm like, damn. But I don't really. I don't really know if I like you like that, but you bought it, so thank you.
Lex
But I also think I'm not mad at that.
Mal
You know, in America. I'm gonna give y' all the statistics now. In America, suckers born every seven seconds.
Rory
And I don't blame that. Yo, imagine if roles were reversed. Imagine if there was just some girl on Instagram that DM'd you and was like, yo, I'm trying to give you five racks. Come on, give it to me.
Mal
Yeah. What?
Rory
Like, are you crazy?
Mal
Well, that's where. That's where the cultural difference crazy. Like, give me money.
Rory
The.
Mal
If I get a DM like that, I know a trying to line me up.
Rory
Somebody try to kill me because of reality. I'm saying if it reversed as in was switched. Where men just be doing that because they trying to get at somebody. I'm never going to be. You want to buy me a car?
Unnamed Guest
All right, bet but that's what I was going to say. That's more so why I feel. That's more so for me, why I feel guilty, because it's never a thing where I'm like, asking people for stuff. They just want to do it. And so then I'm like, well, damn, if you offering me this, should I decline? Even though I know I'm not interested, but I didn't ask. So it's like, if. If this is what you want to do, let me accept it. But then I feel bad a little later because it's like, I don't really like you. Like that. Versus, I think somebody who's asking, like, if you're asking a dude for $5,000, you asking him to buy you a r. You asking him to buy you something, and you know you have no content, aren't really with him like that. I feel like that's very manipulative. And you're being a user, and you gonna get your karma for that because, you know you don't like this. Like, that you trying to use him for his money. It's just like when people. When scammers be stealing old people, pinching.
Rory
Red pill, Red pill. Podcast world is gonna kill me. I don't think it's women's fault. I think it's men's fault.
Unnamed Guest
Yeah.
Rory
If I. If I lead with money or purchasing things, I'm supposed to expect that you're gonna like me more if I keep purchasing things.
Lex
And that girl.
Rory
Girl's supposed to say, all right, you want to give me more money?
Mal
Bet.
Unnamed Guest
Exactly. You just took an L, to be honest. Like a girl.
Rory
Yeah.
Unnamed Guest
A girl that knows she gonna like.
Rory
You if you spend more. No.
Unnamed Guest
Yeah.
Lex
And I'm not gonna lie. It actually turns me off when I feel like you're trying to buy me. Like, if I feel like every time you're like, oh, I can get you this, I can get you that, I had a situation like that. He just kept trying to. At first it was like, okay, you're cool. We're friends. And I kept saying, like, we're cool, we're friends. But he kept buying me things, thinking that I'm all of a sudden gonna wake up one day like, oh, you bought me a Chanel bag. I love you down. And it's like, that's not how it works. But I'm gonna take it if you. Giving it as you should. But eventually I did get to the point to where I was like, okay, this is enough. Because it starts to feel like.
Mal
Let me ask y' all.
Rory
We're never gonna get there, and you just keep buying shit.
Lex
Y' all aren't poor, though. Exactly. I was accepting them all as you said. Everything was getting excited.
Unnamed Guest
I've always been like, with the money.
Rory
I have now, if somebody offered me five grand or a bag, I' that's what you want to do.
Lex
That's not something that happens often. That's not something that happens often to men. So. Of course. Exactly.
Rory
That's what I'm saying. But it was Ro.
Lex
I'm not going to lie. If a man was like, oh, can I send you five bands and we go on a date? I'm be like, no, but if you.
Rory
I don't like.
Unnamed Guest
I was never a sympathy pussy girl. That's where I feel like. That's why I feel bad because I'm the type of bitch just because you buy me some shit. I'm not giving you no pussy. You can buy me whatever you want. I don't feel obligated to give you no coochie. That's why I be feeling even worse, because, damn, you just spent $10,000, $15,000, $50,000. I'm still not gonna you.
Mal
Let me ask you a question.
Unnamed Guest
I don't like you. I I with that. I like, that's it. That's the only criteria for me to give you some.
Mal
Let me ask you something.
Unnamed Guest
I need to like you.
Mal
Do y' all think it's cheating if, say, you, your ex, you have an ex boyfriend, and he's like, he sends you money all the time, but you're in a new relationship, got a new boy boyfriend. You feel like if you keep accepting that money, that's cheating.
Unnamed Guest
I don't feel well. This. Lex taught me this because I didn't used to feel this way, But Lex was like, anything that you do that you can't tell your partner about is cheating. So, yeah, I do. I think that's cheating. Like, if you accepting money from your ex and you not being honest with your current partner about it, you're cheating. Because if you not doing nothing wrong, why, you can't tell them.
Mal
Right.
Rory
I had the same conversation with her friend. Yeah. And we never even thought about that. She was in a relationship. It was like, yo, you're cheating right now.
Lex
Yeah.
Mal
Just by having conversations.
Rory
But, y' all, somebody's paying your rent.
Mal
Oh, no.
Rory
She was in a relationship with somebody.
Lex
No, no.
Rory
I was like, you're cheating on your marriage. Like, you have somebody with crazy notoriety paying for your rent and you in a relationship. No, you're cheating, right? This is crazy. And she was like, well, if he can't pay my rent, I'm like, pay your own rent, then.
Lex
Hold on now you done took it.
Mal
The audience heard that collective harmonizing that these three black women just did with mics. But when Rory said, pay your rent, it was like, Mariah, Whitney and Cece Winage all hit the same notes. Like, y' all was like, wait, oh, hold on.
Unnamed Guest
You with the mirror. She Beyonce.
Mal
That is.
Lex
But I do think, like, in your 20s, whatever, you're young, having fun. But I feel like once you.
Rory
This wasn't but two, three years ago.
Lex
Well, no, no, no. I'm talking about the voicemail.
Rory
Okay?
Lex
All once you start getting the territory of helping people move, then we're building something. This is too far. You're taking too. $16,000 is a lot of money.
Unnamed Guest
It is.
Lex
You know what I'm saying? So I think that somewhere we have to draw the line. But again, a lot of it is the man's fault. You already knew what type of girl she was. You ain't know you was trying to buy her. Yeah, that's what it sounds like. You doing all this, and you were still unsure you were trying to buy somebody and.
Unnamed Guest
Yeah.
Rory
And she trying to leave.
Lex
Exactly. A real woman be like, let me find a job in New York. If we. If y' all are. If you spending all this money and y' all. Or she would have been like, well, let's move. Can you move to the bay with me? Can we figure out how we gonna be together? Well, let me not say a real woman. A woman that was into you. I'll say that.
Unnamed Guest
Well, let me just say, as I get older, too, I feel like when I was younger, I was more okay with accepting things from people, knowing that I wasn't trying to be in nothing serious. But now at 34, bitch, you taking cemetery chances.
Lex
Oh, hello.
Unnamed Guest
Because. Because you gonna meet the wrong dude, and he not gonna be playing about that. Like, all this money on you and you not trying to. With me like that. Like, you just have to know what type of predicaments and situations that you putting yourself in if you not trying to take somebody serious. Like, sometimes people be spending. They. Not to say they last, but they be spending it on you because they feel like it's going to be something.
Rory
And I mean, God willing, life is long. Life is also short. Like, let's be real.
Unnamed Guest
Yeah.
Rory
You spend your 30s, 30 to 34 is way more significant than I think people really think.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
Like, I have to take seriously now.
Lex
Yeah, we're adults, for real.
Rory
I ain't about to just start new relationships when I'm 40, 50. All that. Like, this is a thing now of where you got to spend it sounded.
Mal
Like a nice guy. Got used.
Lex
It did.
Unnamed Guest
Yeah. But. Okay.
Lex
Devil's advocate.
Unnamed Guest
Okay.
Lex
How you know that's her side?
Rory
Oh, you saying he's the side?
Lex
No, he said that her side. Text her.
Unnamed Guest
How you know that?
Lex
Like, what's the proof of that? That could be somebody that she trying to get rid of. And she can't exactly get serious with you. She hasn't gotten rid of him yet.
Mal
I'm guessing he read the text.
Lex
You guessing, though?
Mal
But he said he. He saw the text.
Unnamed Guest
She got a good point, though. How you.
Mal
But he said he saw the text. Right?
Unnamed Guest
But I.
Lex
But this is the thing. This is why I say stay out of people phones. I need to take my own advice, cuz I'm. I'm Damn near in a 2T. You need to stay out of people phones because you. You don't always know the context of that text message that you saw. What you might take.
Mal
Matt, if I look through my girl's phone and I see I missed you, last night was great.
Lex
Just know I put that pussy.
Mal
She had a long.
Lex
Put that pussy on him. Some shots. The next one. You never know.
Mal
I'm gonna take some shots.
Rory
Can't wait till the U haul lands in San Francisco.
Mal
Yeah, like hell. He saw the text.
Lex
He don't. Because I've tried to break it off with somebody before. I got into something with somebody else. And if that person would have looked and said, oh, you still fucking with this person? No, but I'm slowly, like, rocking them to sleep to get out of this. I'm not just gonna cut them off immediately. I get that.
Rory
I'm gonna rock to sleep to before. Yes.
Lex
And he was not trying to. He was fighting that sleep, bitch. I'm up, bitch. I feel you on that. But I. And I will say, as far as on the other end, I think a lot of times the signs be there. You feeling got now. So you knew that that girl really wasn't into it.
Mal
Yeah, he's feeling it. He feels it.
Lex
Yeah, he like.
Mal
He said a sucker is going to be.
Unnamed Guest
And now he like, damn, I lost hands to this.
Lex
Yeah, y. You got to work off 16, so you got to take your L and ghoster and just move on.
Unnamed Guest
The is so pretty.
Lex
Lighting is light.
Rory
Every guest has just been trying to compliment the period.
Lex
What?
Unnamed Guest
Y' all pretty, too Skin.
Lex
Skin is glistening.
Unnamed Guest
I was looking at, I was like, wow, you.
Lex
Y' all really do have good skin.
Unnamed Guest
Skin is immaculate.
Mal
Thank you.
Lex
What's the skin care? Oh, your skin is immaculate.
Mal
Rory don't do that too much.
Lex
Do I call him a chocolate? He f Rory.
Unnamed Guest
No, but Rory too.
Rory
Rory has. I get this so much on his podcast.
Unnamed Guest
Rory has beautiful milky skin milk.
Mal
A ain't never called milky skin.
Lex
Beautiful milk of magnesia. Milk of magnesia. That milky king.
Rory
I'm self deprecating, but after my 35th birthday, I looked at when I was 28, same photo, same day. And I. I said, I think I'm aging okay for a white person.
Lex
You are.
Mal
You are 100%.
Rory
It's these lights. That banana at all.
Unnamed Guest
A little tox will do you right though.
Lex
Nah, see, look, mine don't. Ours don't move that Botox will get you right now.
Rory
But I like.
Unnamed Guest
I like my life lines cuz it shows the expression.
Rory
I like my life.
Lex
I'm always like this.
Unnamed Guest
I like for people.
Lex
I'm pissed off you.
Unnamed Guest
I like for people to wonder what I'm thinking. You don't know. You're not getting nothing all the time.
Mal
Yeah, okay.
Lex
Face tight. Don't know.
Rory
So in news, I love to look. Kendrick just replied.
Lex
I'm like, oh my gosh, girl, she died. She is dying. She died, girl.
Unnamed Guest
And it's giving nothing.
Rory
But damn. I did the under my eye, which I talked about before pod. No, not Botox. No, not eye filler. When they take a blood from the prp. Yeah. To put it under my eyes. I've always had like dark under my eyes, which is still kind of there.
Unnamed Guest
But do you like it? It worked.
Rory
Yeah, I think it worked.
Lex
Yeah, it definitely worked.
Rory
But no, I definitely didn't get eye filler. I just put my own blood into my own eye.
Lex
Yeah. I think men need to stop being afraid of, like getting treatment.
Rory
I'm on camera for a living.
Lex
Go get you a face. Sh.
Unnamed Guest
Needs to look good.
Lex
Yes.
Rory
I still look trash.
Lex
But I'm saying you good hairline still there.
Rory
I paid all that and was like. I mean, didn't really help. No.
Lex
But I'm telling you, if you go get a facial every six weeks, it'll change your life. Every six weeks. Go get a fac.
Rory
I've been on skincare forever. I just have white skin.
Unnamed Guest
Like the whole time I've known you, you look the same.
Lex
You haven't aged.
Rory
Oh, thanks.
Mal
Yeah, you haven't aged. You're not a banana pill after all.
Rory
Thanks man.
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Unnamed Guest
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How about you tell me what you had in mind?
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Lex
So try Queens. Okay, thank you. How did that come about, ladies?
Unnamed Guest
Okay, so I know Breakfast Club is.
Rory
Cute, I understand, but no, we know.
Unnamed Guest
Y' all this real thing. We friends for real. Loki. Okay.
Rory
Yeah. So Travel Channel Queen. What's going on? Y' all eating like spicy food. What's going on?
Unnamed Guest
Okay, so Travel Queens. So Cocoa Butter, the production company, shout out to them, they reached out to us, they wanted us to interview. They had a few other people, like friend groups that they wanted to interview as well. And we did a audition. They loved us. They gave the position to us immediately. We started getting on calls with them and BET and then they wanted us to start production, so. So we started production in January and we did two weeks straight. We recorded the whole season in two weeks. Yeah, and it was really dope. It was a really dope opportunity. I love the fact that it shows us in a different light because I feel like it's so many people get reality shows, especially people who have one. Let me not say especially cuz nobody else has a pocket. I mean, has a reality show.
Lex
Damn. Yeah, I think, yeah, this is kind of the first.
Unnamed Guest
It's new.
Rory
New.
Lex
Yeah, it's new.
Unnamed Guest
So. So I feel. But I do feel like when people step into another lane, a lot of the time it has something to do with what they're already doing. What I love about Travel Queens is that it's nothing like Poor Mine. It's completely different lane. And it really gets to show us outside of our Personas on Poor Mine. So I think it Ended up working out. And it's. Yeah, great. It's a good show.
Lex
It's actually really fire. Like, if I'm being honest, I think we haven't seen something like. Like the Simple Life, like when Paris and Nicole. But it's like we're really traveling and having a good time. And the best thing about it is they didn't edit out our personalities because I thought it was going to be like, who are we watching? Because a lot of times when people watch this, this is the first time they're being introduced to us. So the fact that they really let us be our true, authentic selves, that was, like, my. My favorite part of filming the show. And I also think it shows that people. Everybody loves to say, take away the mics, you know, cancel podcasting. But I think it shows podcasters in a different light. Like, we can do more than just know every time a podcaster gets a deal. It doesn't have to be in the same lane of what we're already doing. We already got poor minds, you know what I'm saying? So we can develop other things that work. You know what I'm saying? So I think it shows all of us as a podcasting whole, everybody who's successful, like, we can do other things in media.
Mal
Yeah.
Unnamed Guest
We can tap into a lot of.
Lex
Yeah, for sure.
Unnamed Guest
Plea.
Rory
My therapist has told me I'm terrible at living in the moment. How did y' all feel on. First of all, I want to start with you. I'm gonna start there.
Unnamed Guest
I mean, respectfully, Rory, I love you, my Taurus king, my Taurus brother, because I'm a Taurus too. But you still holding on to some. She did.
Lex
But you know what's crazy? My mom. My mom was a tourist. My sister. Oh, go ahead, Go ahead. Sorry.
Rory
Suggesting that I don't live in the monos. Asking what it felt like for the person premiere, because I. We watch y' all do this from IG Live to here.
Lex
Yeah.
Rory
Have you guys been living in the moment and really appreciating what you guys have built? Because this has been crazy to me. Like, I. I think, you know, you guys really need to take. Take in what you guys have done.
Lex
I'm trying to take it in and.
Rory
See, I was trying to compliment you. He was trying to on me.
Lex
Right?
Unnamed Guest
But I was not trying to on you. But I ain't gonna let you on my girl, though.
Lex
No, he didn't on me. He had to let it out. But. But. But what? Cause wait, let me say that in a club, we all fam. But let me say this before I get some. The point I was about to make, like, Rory's a Taurus. My best friend's a Taurus. My mom was a Taurus. My sister's a Taurus. I knew he been waiting to say that. My sister do the same thing. Draya used to do the same thing. But she, you know, she went to therapy, so. But I'm glad we had this. Cause it's like, I love Rory, right? I don't give a.
Unnamed Guest
Love Rory.
Lex
I really don't care, because I love him.
Rory
Let me ask you.
Mal
Let me ask you something, though, Lex.
Lex
I don't care.
Mal
Did you think that I felt some type of way about what you said?
Lex
I know you did it, okay? Because you are so nonchalant. And I see people attack you all the time and say, yeah, you don't give a damn. I never felt like.
Mal
But not because I don't love you and fuck with you, right? But because I know you didn't have.
Lex
You know, it had nothing to do with how I felt about you personally. It wasn't like a personal thing. But back to what I was saying about.
Mal
Roy. He took it personally.
Lex
He took it personally. But like I said, Rory knows how I feel about him. I think it doesn't matter when you really have. This is one person I can honestly say in the industry, I will. And I'm being honest right now, because I. You can ask Joy. I was like, oh, I'm nervous about doing today. I kept saying that to her.
Mal
I'm nervous.
Lex
No, no. Because this is the first time me and Roy have really sat down and really, really talked. And I kept saying that. But this is one person in the industry I have known. Like, the first person that I met that used to network with was, like, Mandy. That was, like, my first industry friend. But Rory goes way back before. Like, when I say 2014 is when I first met Rory, I'm talking about, like, Mike Barnes. We used to be at his house, chilling, like, way back in the day, Sunday dinners, everything. So, yeah. So I think it's like, when you really care about somebody and they really know who you are at your core. It's like, I don't.
Mal
I don't. I could dig it.
Lex
I was like, okay, I'll take that. Because I know it's like.
Rory
It's all love, but I feel better now.
Lex
Yeah, I know you do.
Rory
I get it.
Lex
And you know what? I'm glad, because I didn't want to.
Rory
Do on the phone. I want to do on Text.
Lex
Right. But I'm saying. And I had no idea when I. I thought it was going to be more so about the Stu I said about him. I had no idea about that stuff.
Rory
No. I've been harboring this for.
Lex
And I'm glad you said it. I'm glad you said it. But back to the top. I know you do. That's why I said I. That's why I felt like anytime I see you, it's not like we don't speak or we just be like, oh, let me walk this way, cuz Rory over there. It don't be like that. It's just like I. It was like a look in your eye. I'm my one.
Mal
That's what.
Rory
At the 4040 Club. I was actually serious.
Lex
I know.
Rory
All of joking around.
Lex
Yeah.
Rory
But I. It wasn't a place to talk. But yeah. I've had this on my chest for quite some time.
Lex
I have. I can read body language. I can tell because I told her. I was like.
Unnamed Guest
But why you never just called?
Rory
Because I. I wanted to be face to face.
Lex
And that's fair.
Mal
Y.
Lex
That's fair.
Rory
Phone shit is.
Mal
Is really that.
Rory
And even. Remember when we went out in Atlanta and she wasn't around? It was me, you, and bleep. I guess BLEEP is crazy. I had brought it up a little bit at that time. Time too.
Unnamed Guest
Yeah.
Lex
Yeah.
Unnamed Guest
I mean, I knew you felt away about it. Which, don't get me wrong, like, I get where you're coming from. I understand why you felt away. I feel like that's where sometimes communication has to come into play, though. Because I understood why you felt away. And you're not wrong for that. Because I would feel away too, if I was you, to be honest. But I know that she didn't have ill intent. That's why I always just felt like y' all needed to have a conversation.
Rory
We wouldn't be sitting here together if I thought she had. Right. Right. But it was something I had to get off my chest.
Lex
And I'm glad you did.
Rory
Getting this off my white brother.
Lex
I love you. Down.
Mal
I just want to know why we weren't invited to the Travel Queen.
Lex
This.
Unnamed Guest
Let me say it wasn't even like that, though.
Mal
No, it looked like that.
Rory
No, it looked like that.
Lex
How we did the PR list. Honestly, our. Our PR girls and our producer, they really just went down the list of everybody who had came on our show before.
Rory
PR over here.
Lex
That's. Well, Shay's our producer.
Mal
She can't. We can't Baby girl over there introduced herself as Killa. And I was.
Lex
Killa's my best friend.
Unnamed Guest
Look like pr Cause she got the tile.
Lex
It's giving make things so complicated.
Mal
She said, killer. I was like, all right. I left my at home today.
Lex
Wrong day.
Mal
I didn't know Killer was coming by the office.
Lex
Yeah, no, it wasn't like that. They really just went down, like, on our YouTube, like, everybody y' all had on the show, that's who we're sending out to. Cuz we had so much going on and trying to prepare. So it wasn't like, oh, let's leave them off.
Rory
I'm joking about that for sure.
Lex
But I want to get back to your question, because you said, how are y' all? Are y' all soaking in the moment? And I say, I'm working on that because I'm not. Because I keep worrying about what are we doing next? What. How can I come harder? Because now I feel like y' all try to put us in this box. Yeah, we got travel queens. But now let me show y' all what we can do next. And I'm like, girl, you just got a fucking TV show that has nothing to do with, like, poor minds. It's something totally different. We travel. I literally, like, I used to have a show on YouTube with my other homegirl called Jazz and Lex, where two next where I would go around eating food, and I'm like, I manifested that we both did. So I'm trying to get into the moment of not trying to just jump ahead. And really. So I'm still working on that.
Rory
To be honest, I lost so many moments that I wish I, like, appreciated.
Lex
Yeah.
Rory
I just. My only advice to people is that, like, really live. Just shut up for a second. Stop focusing on what's gonna happen next. Sit in this premiere.
Lex
Yeah.
Mal
Like, holy.
Rory
How did this happen?
Lex
Right?
Unnamed Guest
Because honest, it's so hard, though, to not want to focus on the next scene.
Rory
I mean, that's why you got the show in the premieres, because you have that mind state. So it's to balance those two things.
Unnamed Guest
But it is. It's really, really tough. Cuz I feel like at the premiere and I told her these last week, I was like, to be honest, the premiere is kind of like a. A blur to me. The party, because I feel like we were just all over the place, like, talking to people, interacting, taking pictures. I didn't really get to live in the moment. And even right now, it just feels. Seems so surreal. Like, it seems surreal. Like, I can't believe this is happening. But then at the same time, you still like, okay, cool. But yeah, I'm about to do this. What's next? Like, what's the. What's the next thing coming? It's hard to like, not just be present.
Lex
I think it's just cuz we. But we like to work, though.
Unnamed Guest
I like, y' all do too, though.
Mal
Yeah, like, to work.
Rory
Like, I mean, hold on.
Lex
No, y' all like, y' all are hustlers.
Mal
I love.
Rory
I love spend my. My birthday in Detroit to work.
Mal
Yeah. I mean, I think that, you know, for Rory and myself, we've been doing this so long that it's kind of like it doesn't really feel like we're doing something. It's just like a part of just our day to day.
Lex
Yeah.
Mal
You get what I'm saying? It's like this is just what we do, man. Hey, you know what I mean? But we have other things going on, obviously. But I do think that we need to try to focus more on the same. More present. Enjoy enjoying it. You know, I'm saying not thinking too far ahead.
Lex
Yeah.
Mal
Kind of just staying right there in the center because like you said, a lot of people doubt it and you know, a lot of people still praying that it. It breaks.
Rory
You know, And I also think it's. It's not a woe is me thing, but I think it'll be interpreted that way. Podcasters also own businesses and run their business.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
And we're also entertainers, so we can't really have that moment because we look nuts even trying to talk about it. It's like, dog, y' all just. Just go to work. Your. Your job is talking to Mike. Shut the up.
Lex
Right.
Rory
So we can't even really celebrate any of our. While we're also the business owner and the entertainer at the exact same time.
Lex
Right.
Rory
And that's where I think it gets weird and depressing. But they're also. Viewers are going to look at that like, dog, I don't care. I'm going to my truck job right now. And they could make more money than us. It's not even a money thing. It's just they're looking like, you get to do this. I'm like, it's way more stressful than the think it is.
Unnamed Guest
Oh, I feel like people don't realize it's a real business.
Lex
It's a job.
Unnamed Guest
That's why running a.
Rory
And entertain. Being the face of a business and running a business is a different mentality.
Mal
Podcasting can be some of the most. If you dedicate it, you know, to yourself to it. I think it could be some of the most stressful but some of the most honest thing you do, too.
Lex
Oh, yeah.
Mal
Like sitting on a mic and a camera and, like, speaking.
Lex
Yeah.
Mal
And like, having your thoughts out there forever. And, like, things you say. Like, people tell me things that we be at shows about. Yo, when you said. I'm like, I said that?
Lex
Yeah.
Mal
I don't even remember ever saying that. It's like, yeah, that was 2019. I was like, damn, I'm a whole different person.
Unnamed Guest
Does that ever feel healing for y' all, though? Because I feel like when we went on Breakfast Club earlier, I was talking about that, because I feel like when we first started Poor Minds, I was very much more closed off. Like, Lex has always been an open book. I've always been a little bit more private. But as we get older, I love to be transparent and vulnerable and tell people the things that I'm going through. So, like, for y' all, is it the same experience? Like, you like, okay, damn.
Mal
For me, absolutely.
Unnamed Guest
Help somebody. I really.
Mal
People in my life still. I can't believe I do this, because my entire life, I've ran away from this. I never wanted to be on camera and on mic.
Unnamed Guest
So you not really vulnerable. Transparency.
Mal
I am, but it's still a lot of things that I keep. You understand? It's like, I'm definitely. People that know me are shocked at some of the things that I share because they like, yo, bro, you would never said that in front of people like, before, but because this is what I do. So I find little things, but there's still a lot that I'm like. And that's the part that people know me is like, if people. People knew that part of you, it.
Lex
Would be even bigger.
Unnamed Guest
That's how I feel sometimes, too, because I'm like, if people really knew, like, me. For real. For real.
Lex
Yeah.
Unnamed Guest
The shot were really like.
Mal
But you got to find a way to kind of give it in doses. I think that's the.
Unnamed Guest
Yeah.
Mal
The magic in it.
Rory
I mean, I was always fine with it because, again, like, I started potting in, like, 23, 34 now, which is crazy.
Mal
That is, when you think about it, potting at 23 years old as pretty easy.
Rory
23 years old to have. That was kind of fine with that. Like, even getting into my 30s, I was like, damn. There's so much that I said when I was a kid that is going to be on record forever. I will say Amara has been the first time I Felt like, actually stressed out about it.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
Because I know if my dad had a podcast, I know my inquisitive mind, which I'm sure is going to be passed down to her. I'm like. I'm. Like I said, my. My therapist keep telling me, like, why you always want to know why sometimes.
Mal
You shouldn't think that it doesn't even matter.
Rory
So I know she has that. And she going to sit and watch every episode and not understand that. Like, I was 23 and didn't know what the I was talking about.
Mal
No, but that's.
Rory
And even I'm 35 and still know.
Mal
What the talking about that conversation.
Rory
But I know me, and I know what she's going to do, too. She's going to watch on her own and just find conclusions and just download.
Mal
The information and now look at you a whole different way every day. What's up with you? She going to start peeling away at her dad.
Rory
Like, that's the first time I felt like, holy, this is going to be weird. That my. That's real footprint is here.
Mal
Yeah, that's real. That's real.
Lex
I have a question.
Unnamed Guest
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Rory
I mean, it's paying for the food that's going in her mouth.
Unnamed Guest
Yeah. Like 2017 to now. Like, Poor Minds has changed so much. Lex and I have both changed so much as people, but people could still go back and reference those old episodes. And that's why I think sometimes we get a little bit of the backlash. I'm like, well, that's not what you used to be saying. Y' all are hypocrites.
Lex
Can I change my mind? I've grown. I was not a hypocrite. Yeah, right. Exactly.
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Mal
Hmm.
Lex
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Walton Goggins
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Unnamed Guest
Okay then.
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Unnamed Guest
Toast to the people who make life worth celebrating.
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Unnamed Guest
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Rory
We were talking off microphone of your straight strategy of a hundred. 100 men versus one gorilla. And you seem to have this painted out, like, the general strategy of how we're going to get this done.
Unnamed Guest
Yeah. Hell yeah.
Mal
The hell yeah. And I love. You know why I love this? Because the only way to find out is it has to happen. You can't test this theory.
Unnamed Guest
We're gonna do it like, no, Peter got a. Take a step back and we just gotta try. We need to do this.
Mal
But, yeah. Give us the Millies. Game plan, the execution on how.
Unnamed Guest
So, like, some of this. I was talking with my man Mally, and I was. And we were just saying, like, it depends on, like, the level of human. So when people. We're just thinking, like, dudes who go to the gym and MMA fighters. You gotta think about humans that live in the jungle.
Mal
Mm. That's where you taking it. We gotta go get them.
Unnamed Guest
Think about dudes that's not Tarzan. Like. Like, yeah.
Rory
George of the Jungle.
Unnamed Guest
Like, Apocalypse. Like, apocalyptic.
Rory
Like, you know, there's still kids from Jamaica.
Unnamed Guest
There's still places in Colombia and like that where they haven't seen civilization.
Mal
Oh, yeah. So. So you saying go get them.
Unnamed Guest
Go get 20 of them. We got 100 dudes, right?
Mal
Yeah.
Unnamed Guest
All right.
Rory
But even, like, that one indigenous island that has all the people that never seen civilization and they kill, like, one Christian every three years that tries to.
Mal
Jesus. You have to.
Rory
That's not a gorilla. That's.
Unnamed Guest
They're killing animals, bro. They live with the gorillas. They know the tactics of gorillas, but.
Rory
They don't get a spear.
Lex
You know you sound silly, right? You know it.
Rory
He's trying to keep a straight face.
Mal
He trying to keep it. Like, his theory is tried.
Rory
And are there gorillas in Colombia, too? Like, you just name the spot that.
Mal
A Colombian gorilla, just show him a brick.
Rory
Let him get into the poppy field. He's done.
Mal
He's done. We got him. We got.
Unnamed Guest
You going. People from the jungle.
Mal
Yeah.
Unnamed Guest
Different strategies they just. They could climb tree. They do all types of shit.
Mal
Just do jungle sumos.
Unnamed Guest
20 sumos.
Mal
20. Okay, 20 sumos.
Rory
Okay, that's first wave. A gorilla is smoking every sumo in a harpy. They move like this.
Unnamed Guest
Nah, you're not thinking. You're not thinking the weight of sumos, bro. You're gonna use this. You use the sumos. You use the sumos essentially to sit on the gorilla. You got to pin the gorilla down. Okay, so we got wild sumos. A few of y' all are going to be casualties. 10 dead sumos on.
Mal
I think that's important to highlight that.
Unnamed Guest
Yeah, we're gonna use the dead body. Yeah, bro, first of all, we're gonna use the dead bodies. So you take 10 dead sumos, RIP. Yeah, stack them up on the gorillas.
Rory
Stacking the animals while dudes are fighting.
Unnamed Guest
Look, you need like four MMA fighters fighting. They're going to be casualties to too. You got dudes picking them up. Eventually you just. You swing the bodies, whatever. If you. If you swing a sumo body hard enough.
Rory
Who.
Unnamed Guest
Why you laughing?
Lex
That's real.
Rory
Josh. Can we look up the average weight of a sumo wrestler?
Unnamed Guest
We're talking about the most strongest people on earth that do. Yeah, the jab. The. The. The strong competition.
Mal
Okay, 330.
Rory
I think the gorilla is going to give us enough time to swing, like, do 1, 2, 3. How many pounds does a gorilla way better by tons. I believe the biggest gorilla.
Mal
600.
Unnamed Guest
All right, 600. You throw a 300.
Rory
600. And agile sumo wrestlers are 350.
Unnamed Guest
We're going to demolish this thing. You throw a. If you throw a sumo.
Rory
Agile.
Unnamed Guest
No, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. If you throw a sumo. Look, you see how it's standing right there? Throw the sumo into his leg.
Mal
Bop. Okay.
Unnamed Guest
Shit. Like a kickstand. You're kicking the leg out.
Mal
So break the leg. Break the killer leg.
Unnamed Guest
They're getting injured off grip. I promise, 100 men could be a sumo. I'm dead ass.
Mal
Okay?
Rory
They could be the tabletop. Remember tabletop in middle school? Someone get behind and then push them.
Mal
Yeah.
Unnamed Guest
Look, you throw the sumos at it until the shit is hurt. Eventually you start stacking dead bodies on this shit. It's dead weight. Now the people are even heavier. Now you just fucking get tactical. You get people who've been growing their nails out or whatever. You stab the shit in the throat. You do shit gash it, okay? You just slow, slowly attack it. It's only going to. It's going to take about 20 human casualties. The rest of the 80 dudes is going pound it out. And gorillas have never laid a demonstration on they. Who have they killed? Outside of Godzilla movie.
Mal
But that's what I'm saying. I don't think we have any. Any cat gorillas. We did. We did have a chimp.
Unnamed Guest
There's no demonstrations, though. It's like a guy with a bunch of guns who never killed anybody.
Mal
That's true. But we do have cases where chimps have attacked humans. I believe one chimp completely ripped the lady's face off.
Unnamed Guest
A lady?
Mal
Just. Yeah, just. It was just like. But they were like at home.
Lex
Ripped your shit off too.
Mal
Yeah, they were just at home.
Unnamed Guest
I don't know.
Rory
That's what I say. Faces don't have gender. Like, it doesn't matter if it's a lady or man. That face is getting ripped off.
Mal
But gorillas don't kill humans because humans are very rarely in the vicinity of a wild gorilla.
Unnamed Guest
I'm just saying we have no demonstration. And y' all are giving it 100 bodies. Yeah, there's no demonstration. You may double the murder rate. And wherever. Like, what are we.
Mal
They were in. And we could clean this up. Pull up the clip where the gorilla.
Unnamed Guest
I got 40 humans dragged.
Mal
It was like a photographer that was in. Like. They were all like in amongst gorillas and it just dragged a photographer a few feet and let him go. Like that is the funny. That clip right there. And it just dragged.
Unnamed Guest
I'm an animal lover too.
Mal
Yeah, look at that.
Lex
Look.
Mal
Look at. Watch this.
Unnamed Guest
God damn. That is a big ass gorilla right there.
Rory
Stack dead bodies on animals.
Mal
Look how it's just dragging that. Look. That dude look like he all on himself.
Lex
He. He very calm though.
Mal
You better be. You better not look like you about to fight back.
Unnamed Guest
Your demonstration will air. I'm trying to tell you, bro. I'm trying to tell you. It's not even a discussion. A 100 men will crush one of them shits, bro.
Mal
A punch has 700.
Unnamed Guest
You getting all of this? It's a lot of bark.
Rory
Like, do you even see the hip movement on that, bro? He was swinging.
Mal
A gorilla has one punch, has 776 pounds of pressure. One punch.
Unnamed Guest
That's why he's gonna.
Lex
That.
Rory
2,700.
Mal
Oh, excuse me. I had the numbers wrong. 2,700 pounds of pressure behind one girl.
Unnamed Guest
All right, but. All right, look, if you play that clip back right, this clip is looping right now.
Lex
So if.
Unnamed Guest
If. If you watch this clip right when he punches the guy, when the gorilla. When the gorilla punches the guy, you'll see an outlet. Look right there.
Rory
Well he didn't have his leftover.
Unnamed Guest
That's when you're throwing the gods at his leg.
Mal
Okay. Throw the soul, break the legs.
Unnamed Guest
That's what I'm saying. And I don't even think the gorilla's standing straight up and doing all this.
Rory
Mike tyson, somebody with £2,000 in a hook.
Unnamed Guest
Look. Break.
Rory
Throwing someone at his leg is going to stop it.
Unnamed Guest
A sumo wrestler. You throw a sumo wrestler at his leg with how velocity?
Mal
Yeah, I just don't.
Rory
I just don't know the velocity we're doing with the sumo wrestler. We're the strongest people. Like we going to roll them like a bowling ball.
Unnamed Guest
Three sumo wrestlers a throw bro in the way.
Rory
That's not happening.
Mal
So we throwing the dead bodies. I get.
Unnamed Guest
They keep showing these type of dudes. These is not the type of dudes that's going to beat this. Like you're giving the wrong example. These dudes be in the gym.
Mal
Those are some mma. They showed an MMA fighter in a. In a ring with a gorilla like AI. You know they showed that. But they're saying that a gorilla could bench press 40 up to £4,800.
Unnamed Guest
All right. Are you.
Lex
Do.
Unnamed Guest
Do you think you can't beat a dude who goes to the gym every day? There's got to be. They're not talking about parts of the gorilla that could knock him out. Where's the nerves at? Where's his nerves at?
Rory
It's covered by Teflon. That's what I'm trying to say that you can't. The muscle bound young guy that be in the gym, if you don't know how to fight, you could beat them no matter what.
Lex
Yeah.
Rory
I'm saying even if they don't know how to fight somebody with 2, 000 pounds in a punch, when they mush your face, that's like £500. You breaking your nose when they feel like this break.
Unnamed Guest
All right, you had. You start with the goal, bro. You break the leg on the gorilla. Listen, you break the leg on the gorilla and then you chill until it starts really feeling pain. Everybody get away from it. Get away from it.
Mal
Okay.
Lex
Yeah.
Unnamed Guest
Now it's really in pain. You heard it again. And. But I love gorillas. I would never want to kill a gorilla. I'm just saying like.
Mal
Right, right.
Unnamed Guest
No, I really love animals.
Lex
You would never get the chance for.
Mal
I like how Millie said it like he gonna be in the vicinity of a gorilla like n. You good? I ain't gonna do nothing.
Lex
Ain't no. Ain't no.
Unnamed Guest
No. I just don't want, like, I. I love. I love animals. Like, I don't even like talking about humans killing animals. But we could, though.
Mal
Oh, no, I think there's definitely. We can kill animals if we get weapons and things like that.
Unnamed Guest
I can't believe y' all not going for the sumo strategy.
Mal
Just not a sumo.
Unnamed Guest
We got. We got 20 dudes from the jungle. 20 sumos, 20 MMA fighters.
Mal
Okay? That's 60.
Lex
Who you sacrificing?
Unnamed Guest
We sacrificing.
Rory
They saying a nine millimeter can't even puncture this kid. You think a punch will.
Unnamed Guest
Damn it. I mean, but you could break. You could break a leg of them if you.
Mal
I think it takes more than just throwing a sumo wrestler at.
Unnamed Guest
I don't think we got enough facts on how long the gorilla can fight.
Mal
No, their endurance is very short now. That's what I'm saying, bro.
Unnamed Guest
There's a lot of facts that is not being presented.
Mal
But I just. But Millie's. Me personally, I just know that if you send in a wave of 20 men and the other 80 are standing back waiting for them.
Unnamed Guest
We send them 40. We're sending 40.
Mal
Okay, send the first 40.
Unnamed Guest
We send us 40.
Mal
10 casuals standing there watching them run. Once those 60 men start seeing that gorilla peel these grown men apart like bananas, I think some of those six, they're gonna be like, yo, I'm cool. I'm not going in there.
Unnamed Guest
They're not allowed. These is all. We thinking about it on some gladiator Russell Crowe shit. They're not child to run. These are. These are not the guys that's running. I'm talking about humans is here to die for this.
Rory
Like, gladiator 300 people.
Mal
Like, yeah, okay.
Unnamed Guest
No, not. Not 300 people. 100. No, 300.
Rory
So about the movie 300 that they were born and raised. Like, born and raised.
Unnamed Guest
You're just warriors. We're talking about straight warriors. We're not talking about guys who are going to see this and run away.
Mal
Okay. All right.
Rory
Gorillas don't have the same endurance. They're more likely sprinters than long distance runners. But at the same time, I'm taking their sprint over the sumo. Sumo wrestler. Sprint and endurance.
Unnamed Guest
They don't have the endurance of athletes. What happens when you break his leg? It's done.
Mal
Yeah. I just don't know if the sumo wrestler throwing the sumo wrestler at the leg is going to do it, though. It's Going to take a lot to.
Unnamed Guest
Break a gorilla 330 pounds. You throw a couple of the. Or like, when it's doing its thing, the sumo could just really try to pin its leg down. Break that. There's people that know how to.
Mal
Yeah, that's true. I just think that you're thinking about breaking, like, a human leg. I don't know if you.
Lex
The fact y' all are having this conversation and being serious has me peeing.
Mal
Yo, yo. Because you know what?
Unnamed Guest
It is people serious to you.
Lex
Nah, I wouldn't be the dumb bitch getting in the ring with a gorilla.
Unnamed Guest
That's right.
Mal
You don't.
Unnamed Guest
You don't believe in 100 men.
Lex
I don't believe in one man.
Mal
That's just a hundred. She don't believe.
Rory
How do you break a gorilla's leg? That I can't help you with that. Your question is about gorilla anatomy, veterinary care, wildlife protection. I'd be happy to help. Can you clarify what your intent is?
Unnamed Guest
That's why I'm trying to tell Peter, like, I'm not on this. Like, for real. I want all the gorillas to live. I think also, let me put the disclaimer. Anybody who goes and hunts wild game or whatever, you know, all them rich people that go kill tigers and lions and rare animals, like, you're going to hell, too.
Rory
Oh, that's.
Unnamed Guest
But yeah, like, just on. On this just, you know, strategy of 100 men versus a gorilla. No, that gorilla is gonna die.
Lex
No worry.
Mal
I got an unwoke opinion.
Rory
But that's why anytime P does this back thing and goes like this, I know this is something that he's gonna be like, yo, we should cut this out.
Mal
I got an unwoke opinion, but I don't know if I should say it.
Lex
Say it, don't say it.
Mal
Be a long bleep. No, it ain't gonna be a bleep.
Lex
You always cut.
Rory
Hey, you can't hear what you never reveal.
Lex
I know it's bad, cuz Mal.
Rory
I know he says I'm trying to.
Mal
Phrase it without thinking about it. I'm trying to figure out how to phrase it, cuz I don't know if it's. I guess it's. Is it a woke up pain? I don't even know if it's a woke pain, but I don't.
Rory
Okay, Maul. Interesting. How would you.
Mal
Don't do that. Now, see, cuz, I want y to know. I want y' all to know that suppressed me.
Rory
I just want to let you know you were heard.
Mal
Okay? But I wasn't. I wasn't heard by my. By my.
Rory
That's intentional.
Mal
My listenership. I wasn't heard by them in the room. I'm being suppressed.
Lex
That's fine.
Rory
With that said, I'll get us down into maybe a. A deeper hole here. Not that I could ever get this role because one, I'm not an actual actor. Two, I'd have to do blackface. I would still take the role of Marvin Gaye in the biopic if I had to kiss a man. Terence Howard said he would never do that, even though I think he'd smoke that rule. I don't think that's weird if you're an actor to kiss a man in the script.
Unnamed Guest
I don't.
Mal
But certain people. Certain people feel like it. It is weird. They're just not. And we've had to talk. Shout out to our guy J alons. We've had to talk with him about. About, you know, when it's art and, you know, having to approach a role like that with his role in P Valley. What do you do to prepare for that as an actor? You know what I mean? Like, do you just completely dive into that role? The mindset, the person, the character that you're playing, it's not really. You quote unquote, it's the character. But some actors and some artists, they just don't. You know, that's something that they're not willing to compromise on. They're just not willing to do that.
Rory
Cool. And I understand people. And they're back. Boundaries. But what's so funny is Terence Howard said he would turn down the role. It wasn't even in the script. We know that famous Quincy Jones article, which is probably my favorite, I think my favorite print article that's ever existed on Earth, down to Tupac with Vibe magazine talking about the. The big and puff thing. Quincy Jones interview was the greatest thing I've ever seen where he revealed that mar everybody's each other but Terence Howard, like the rest the of of us read that. And when the thought was even brought up that there could be a Marvin Gaye biopic and I think he would be great for that. He was like, nah, I heard he kissed a man. No, it's not even a script yet. How we know. How we even know that's going to.
Mal
Happen in real life? I heard that's her. That's what he did in real life. Like, nah, I don't. I don't want a part of that.
Rory
You're dedicated to a different level of homophobia. That you don't even know it's in the script.
Lex
That's not true.
Mal
They didn't even ask you to do that.
Lex
That's not true. That's not true.
Unnamed Guest
Quincy.
Lex
When he was asking Quincy Jones, he said, I'm hearing rumors that Marvin was gay. And I was like, was he gay? And he was like, yeah. And then he said, I can't play the role because he's. They're gonna have some type of love stuff in there. You can automatically, you know that.
Mal
Are they, though? I don't know if they would just have that in the movie, because he really was. Because that's not a known thing.
Rory
That wasn't a big part. Like, all right, I'll put the Aaron Hernandez Netflix series or whatever the fucking network it was on. That was a big part of that story, was he was suppressing gay stuff and all that. The Marvin Gaye story. The gayest part about his story is his last last name. Like, outside of that Quincy interview, nobody was ever running around like, Marvin Gaye is gay. Like, that's not something people are waiting for in that biopic.
Lex
Yes, but Terence Howard also knows Hollywood in 2025. If you think they not sneaking that in there.
Rory
Of course I. I see that point. But also with that, if it's true, I don't think Quincy Jones is a liar at all. I actually think he held back in that because after he said who killed jfk? He asked him, do you like Bruce? Brazilian music. He was trying to get off, like, topics. So if it's true, who cares? Then it's. Then it's not Hollywood trying to add in some gay to de masculine men or do the gay agenda. Yeah. If Marvin Gaye had that. And we don't make the whole story about him being gay because clearly sexual healing is much more than men. Why the would you. All right. If there's one kissing scene with a dude you not take, you're not taking that role. You playing Marvin Gaye.
Unnamed Guest
Yo.
Rory
One of the greatest voices ever.
Lex
This is Terrence Howard. Terrence Howard doesn't have to take any role.
Unnamed Guest
He's.
Lex
Terrence Howard can do what the he wants to do.
Unnamed Guest
He has.
Lex
He can. He cannot work again for the rest of his life if he's not attracted to men and doesn't want to kiss men. And it will make him feel uncomfortable. And that's his boundary.
Rory
He can turn around. I'm not saying if that's your boundary.
Mal
Cool.
Rory
I'm not. Terrence Howard can do whatever the he wants. I'm not Trying to tell him to do something different. I'm speaking in general. If you're an actor, that role wouldn't be something that you may ease into. Really tell that story. Like this is a very important story to the world.
Lex
It's still gonna get told.
Rory
Okay.
Lex
Mall. Is there anything you wouldn't do entertainment wise?
Mal
I'm not kissing no man.
Lex
I mean, we know. We know that when I tell you. We know. We know that. But just like just things that normal. That might be normal that other people. No, it definitely is normal. Like I wouldn't do a nude scene. I want to be an actress very bad, but I would not do a nude scene.
Mal
And those mean you won't do a nude sc.
Lex
I wouldn't do a nude scene.
Mal
You wouldn't show bush or you would show nipple?
Lex
God, I think.
Mal
I think you would show nipple bush.
Lex
I wouldn't either. I wouldn't do either. But that's a boundary that I have.
Rory
I feel like it be weirder than showing bush.
Mal
You wouldn't. You wouldn't do it topless?
Lex
Nope.
Mal
Really? I mean, you can go topless. Why went topless?
Lex
Because I'm not comfortable doing it.
Mal
Okay.
Lex
Yeah, I'm not comfortable doing it.
Mal
I.
Lex
And I also don't think it's necessary. I think that there's a lot of nudity in TV that is not necessary to tell a story.
Rory
Completely agree there.
Mal
It's a lot of gay in tv. That's not necessary. I said Rory detection period. Like it's not even a part. Rory was like, it's not even part of the plot.
Rory
No, turn it off.
Lex
Turn it off.
Rory
Okay. And I'm not trying to go against our. Our woke conversation to be that guy. But there's been plenty of like regular heterosexual people are attracted to sexual stuff. There's mad unnecessary titties ass sex scenes that had nothing to do with the plot.
Mal
It depends on whose titties it is now.
Rory
Granted, even like euphoria Margot Robbie.
Mal
It made total sense in Wolf of Wall street when she opened the door was completely. I thought that was a part of.
Rory
Part of the plot. When she was set at dinner. We not going to be friends. Like plotting against a man with money. There is something there. And of course you are also creating art. And let's not act like naked shit isn't art. At the end of the day it was done tasteful way the shot. Everything.
Mal
Love the whipped cream.
Rory
And even adding in nothing too quick like the dog at your leg. Like beautiful. That to me that was a tasteful Sex scene added into it.
Mal
Is that Scorsese. Yes. Love him.
Rory
Which, by the way, doesn't like. He doesn't lean on sex scenes like that at all.
Unnamed Guest
So as a.
Lex
Needs to, because he actually has actual talent.
Rory
But even, like, euphoria, which I thought there was mad unnecessary dicks in that entire thing, I also had to think, okay, they're playing off the amount of unnecessary titties and ass that have been in film since existence. Like, it's a. It's a sexual thing. As humans, it's not really a sexual preference. During films, we just want to see titties and.
Lex
And I'm cool. I don't.
Rory
I'm not. I'm not trying to.
Mal
So that's your. That's your line. You keep wanting to get nude.
Unnamed Guest
I would.
Lex
Yeah, I would. I wouldn't get nude.
Rory
What if a director had, like, a passionate reason? Reason why? Because I've heard actresses and even, like, men talk about it where they had to do sex scenes they didn't want to do because the director was so passionate on the. How it moved the story and how it moved the shots. And, like, that's what's up.
Lex
Find another actress.
Rory
Fair.
Lex
And that's why I'm saying I don't. I don't think that everybody's like, terence, how are he so homophobic? I don't think that that's homophobic. I don't want to kiss a man. That's crazy.
Rory
Not. Not wanting to kiss a man. That's a man.
Mal
But that's the thing that people. People do, though, that I think is wrong. Like, they throw that label on you just because you said, like, you said that's just his boundary. Like, there's nothing wrong with him saying, I don't want to kiss a man. Like, yeah, now he's homophobic because he doesn't want to kiss a man.
Rory
I don't think he's homophobic.
Mal
That is cr. But I'm just saying the fact that.
Lex
People say that he said, I would cut my. I would. I would cut my lips off.
Rory
Oh, yeah. He took it a little far.
Lex
If I kiss some man, I would cut my lips off.
Rory
That's. I mean, it's a little far.
Mal
I don't know. I felt him, like, I don't know, man. I feel Terrence on that.
Lex
Who? The man.
Mal
Like, I don't know, man. No, but I mean, I. Terrence is. He's in his right to. If he doesn't want to kiss a man, take a role, because I hope.
Rory
He hasn't heard the most recent Kanye.
Mal
Oh, you know he's heard that.
Lex
Are there any podcast interviews y' all wouldn't take?
Rory
Who you been on this show before?
Mal
You know how many years we've been doing this?
Lex
Okay, new warrior now.
Mal
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Rory
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Lex
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Unnamed Guest
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Lex
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Unnamed Guest
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Summary: Best of Rory & Mal – Week of 5/5
Released May 11, 2025 by iHeartPodcasts and The Volume
In this episode of "Best of Rory & Mal," the hosts curate a comprehensive recap of the week's most engaging moments, blending humor, insightful discussions, and personal anecdotes. Rory and Mal, alongside guest Lex, navigate through a variety of topics, offering listeners both entertainment and valuable takeaways.
The episode opens with Mal sharing exciting news about Degree deodorant. Last year, Degree altered the formula for their popular Cool Rush scent, which led to significant backlash from loyal customers. Demonstrating the power of consumer feedback, Degree listened to the fans and reinstated the original formula.
Mal: “Degree listen and that doesn't happen often. They admitted they effed up and are bringing the original Cool Rush scent back. And it's exactly how you remember it. Cool, crisp and fresh.” [00:33]
Mal encourages listeners to visit Walmart, Target, and other retailers to try the returning favorite under $4.
Lex introduces a segment highlighting the critical role of financial literacy in building wealth. Citing a statistic, Lex emphasizes that adults equipped with financial skills amass 82% more wealth than those without.
Lex: “Adults with financial literacy skills have 82% more wealth than those who don't.” [00:33]
They promote Greenlight, a platform designed to teach children essential financial skills like earning, saving, and investing, stressing its affordability compared to other parental investments.
A significant discussion unfolds around the complexities of supporting a long-distance relationship financially. Mal shares a personal story about assisting his girlfriend during her job loss and subsequent relocation to California, illustrating the emotional and financial strains involved.
Mal: “She moves to the bay. Don't have any money to move, so I help her. Moving all that money out of my pocket. Sixteen grand.” [14:07]
The conversation delves into the challenges of balancing financial aid with personal well-being, with Rory and Lex providing supportive advice on handling such situations gracefully.
The hosts address the impact of political statements made on public platforms. Lex recounts an incident where his remarks about Donald Trump were misconstrued, leading to unintended consequences.
Lex: “It's very dangerous for us, especially as people of color. You don't understand this.” [04:19]
They discuss the importance of clarity and responsibility when using social media, highlighting how misinterpretations can escalate quickly in the digital age.
Rory, Mal, and Lex reflect on the demands of running a successful podcast. They explore the struggle of staying present amid continuous planning and the pressure to consistently produce engaging content.
Rory: “I lost so many moments that I wish I appreciated.” [43:08]
Mal adds that while the podcast has become integral to their daily lives, it also poses challenges in balancing personal moments with professional responsibilities.
Injecting humor into the episode, the trio imagines a fantastical scenario where 100 men strategize to take down a gorilla. This light-hearted segment showcases their chemistry and ability to entertain while discussing absurd hypothetical plans.
Mal: “We send them 40.” [62:51]
Their playful banter provides a humorous break from more serious discussions, keeping the episode engaging and lively.
A relatable conversation about skincare routines ensues, with the hosts sharing their personal practices and opinions on societal expectations regarding appearance.
Rory: “I've been on skincare forever. I just have white skin.” [29:06]
They emphasize the importance of self-care and challenge the stigma around men taking interest in skincare treatments.
The episode highlights the development of their new TV show, "Travel Queens," produced by Vice Sports. The hosts express enthusiasm about showcasing their personalities beyond the podcast, venturing into dynamic storytelling within the sports world.
Unnamed Guest: “We recorded the whole season in two weeks. Yeah, and it was really dope.” [35:38]
They discuss the opportunity to present a different facet of their personas, aiming to connect with a broader audience through diverse programming.
The hosts open up about the challenges of being vulnerable on public platforms. Rory admits to feeling stressed about leaving a lasting impression through his podcast, while Lex and Mal discuss their journeys toward greater transparency and authenticity.
Rory: “My therapist has told me I'm terrible at living in the moment.” [37:11]
They acknowledge the ongoing struggle to balance personal growth with maintaining a genuine connection with their listeners.
Mal on Product Revival: “Degree listen and that doesn't happen often. They admitted they effed up and are bringing the original Cool Rush scent back.” [00:33]
Lex on Financial Literacy: “Adults with financial literacy skills have 82% more wealth than those who don't.” [00:33]
Rory on Living in the Moment: “My only advice to people is that, like, really live. Just shut up for a second. Stop focusing on what's gonna happen next.” [43:10]
Mal on Relationship Challenges: “She moves to the bay. Don't have any money to move, so I help her.” [14:07]
Lex on Political Responsibility: “It's very dangerous for us, especially as people of color.” [04:19]
"Best of Rory & Mal: Week of 5/5" offers a rich tapestry of discussions that blend personal experiences with broader social commentary. From reviving beloved products and advocating for financial education to exploring the depths of personal relationships and navigating public perceptions, the hosts provide a nuanced and engaging listening experience. Their ability to balance humor with heartfelt conversations ensures that both regular listeners and newcomers find something valuable in this episode.
This structured summary captures the essence of the podcast episode, highlighting key discussions and incorporating notable quotes with timestamps. It provides a coherent narrative for those who haven't listened, ensuring they stay informed and engaged with the content shared by Rory, Mal, and Lex.