Episode 235 | MLK Changed Mal’s Diet

Summary

Podcast Summary: New Rory & MAL – Episode 235 | MLK Changed Mal’s Diet

Release Date: January 19, 2024

Hosts:

• A
• B
• C
• D
• E (Caller)

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1. Event Announcements and Community Shoutouts

The episode kicks off with the hosts promoting an upcoming live show in Washington, D.C., scheduled for March 23rd at the Howard Theater. They encourage listeners to purchase tickets and support their Patreon community.

A [00:00]: "Tickets are available now at newroariamall.com... We cannot wait to storm that capitol in the district."

2. Fashion and Sneaker Trends Discussion

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing contemporary sneaker trends, particularly focusing on the evolution of white sneakers into "beaters." The hosts delve into the cultural shifts in how sneakers like Air Force Ones, Converse Chucks, and Jordans are perceived and worn.

C [02:25]: "The dirty sneaker trend came from the skater white boys."

A [03:14]: "We may have ruined the A1s. Made them dirty."

The discussion highlights generational differences in sneaker maintenance and the transition from pristine to deliberately worn styles, reflecting broader trends in fashion and urban culture.

3. Discord Chat Highlights: MLK and Cum Taste Incident

The hosts recount an amusing and unexpected interaction from their Discord community, where a discussion about health and diet humorously veers into a bizarre comparison involving Martin Luther King Jr. and the taste of semen.

B [09:52]: "Kiara asked Maul what his cum tasted like because he was vegan. Maul described it all types of fruits, berries..."

A [12:00]: "Freedom and justice for all."

This segment showcases the hosts' ability to navigate and entertain with unconventional and edgy humor, maintaining engagement with their audience.

4. Patreon and Community Engagement

The hosts emphasize the importance of their Patreon supporters, mentioning exclusive community interactions and upcoming events like a ladies' night. They express appreciation for their listeners' involvement and encourage further participation.

B [07:59]: "Shout out to everybody on the Patreon... Sign up for Patreon to talk to us more."

5. Coachella Lineup Discussions

The hosts critique the recently announced Coachella 2024 lineup, expressing mixed feelings about the headliners. They discuss the inclusion of artists like Lana Del Rey, Tyler the Creator, Doja Cat, and No Doubt, debating the festival's appeal and originality.

A [22:54]: "I kind of like when Coachella does the left shit, where it's someone that we haven't... It was Frank that we hadn't seen."

They compare Coachella's lineup to their experiences, suggesting a desire for more unique and memorable performances.

6. Vince Staples Show on Netflix

Excitement builds around the announcement of Vince Staples' upcoming show on Netflix, with the hosts lauding his personality and anticipating a relatable and humorous series.

B [26:54]: "Shout out to Vince, man... It's dope to see Netflix put this together."

7. Politics Segment: Cuomo Family Scandals

A heated discussion unfolds around the Cuomo family, particularly focusing on Chris Cuomo's recent accusations of sexual harassment by Angela Rye. The hosts analyze the fallout, the impact on Cuomo’s career, and broader implications for political figures entangled in scandals.

C [29:50]: "Angela Rye posted an open letter to Cuomo... she was fired shortly after."

A [37:35]: "Cooper some bullshit from these brothers... They think every single woman around them wanted them."

This segment intertwines political critique with personal anecdotes, highlighting the complex interplay between public personas and private misconduct.

8. Celebrity Sex Tapes and Revenge Porn Discussions

The conversation shifts to the controversial topic of sex tapes and revenge porn, using recent examples to explore the ethical and legal ramifications. The hosts debate the motivations behind releasing such content and its impact on the individuals involved.

B [40:01]: "She says, 'fucking my famous ex. Hackers are trying to threaten me...'"

A [42:32]: "This could be under the revenge porn law without the revenge."

The hosts express strong opinions on privacy violations and the exploitation inherent in the distribution of intimate content without consent.

9. Listener Call-In: HR Advice and Personal Issues

Caller E presents a workplace dilemma involving an unpleasant interaction with a colleague. The hosts offer varying perspectives on handling disrespectful behavior, emphasizing professionalism and strategic responses.

E [65:05]: "Dumb ass... it's very inappropriate of me to have said this."

A [67:11]: "Just chalk it up. It is what it is."

10. Shout Outs and Congratulations: Quinta Brunson and Kaz

The episode concludes with heartfelt congratulations to Quinta Brunson for winning an Emmy for Best Actress and to Kaz for his hardworking nature and recent achievements.

B [101:35]: "Shout out to Quinta Brunson of Abbott Elementary for winning best actress."

B [108:04]: "Shout out to Kaz on your Emmy. Keep doing your thing."

These acknowledgments celebrate success within their community and reinforce a sense of camaraderie among listeners.

11. Miscellaneous: Comedy Shows and Personal Stories

In the final segments, the hosts reminisce about classic comedy shows like "Martin," "Fresh Prince," and newer series such as "Abbott Elementary" and "The Carmichael Show." They share personal anecdotes and engage in light-hearted banter about favorite characters and memorable moments from television.

C [104:30]: "Gerard Carmichael Show is really good... lots of social commentary."

A [107:06]: "Ryan, I was too young for the Chris Rock show, but I watched a YouTube clip."

This light-hearted discussion serves as a bridge between more intense topics, providing a balanced and entertaining wrap-up to the episode.

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Notable Quotes:

• A [03:14]: "We may have ruined the A1s. Made them dirty."
• B [26:54]: "Shout out to Vince, man... It's dope to see Netflix put this together."
• A [37:35]: "Cooper some bullshit from these brothers... They think every single woman around them wanted them."
• B [40:01]: "She says, 'fucking my famous ex. Hackers are trying to threaten me...'"

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Conclusion: Episode 235 of New Rory & MAL traverses a diverse range of topics, from sneaker trends and community events to political scandals and the complexities of celebrity privacy. Through engaging dialogue, humor, and candid discussions, the hosts provide listeners with insightful commentary and relatable conversations. The episode emphasizes community engagement, celebrates achievements, and navigates both light-hearted and serious subjects with a distinctive blend of wit and authenticity.

Transcript

[A]

Hey, everybody. We will be in Washington, D.C. march 23rd at the Howard Theater. Tickets are available now at newroariamall.com Our Patreon is available patreon.com forward/newroarian mall. We cannot wait to storm that capitol in the district.

[B]

I got my face paint ready in.

[A]

In the Capitol. You are. You are the. The Sean of q. I think YouTube might actually demonetize us for saying that, but I mean that. That you are him.

[B]

Q did send you March 23rd.

[A]

Buy some tickets.

[B]

We storm again.

[A]

Let him know Maul sent you.

[C]

No Warrior. Now.

[A]

We get copyright for this. It's like Mighty Ducks.

[D]

Great mov.

[A]

Well, we will rock you.

[D]

Hey.

[C]

Decided to bang on the desk. Now he done broke the goddamn equipment. Nice shoes, Mom. I said nice shoes.

[B]

With these all the time.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Thank you.

[C]

I'll never give another man a compliment ever again. You see how unappreciative they are?

[D]

Hurt.

[B]

Go got let that trauma go.

[C]

I'm not let that go. Ain't no trauma, baby.

[B]

It's just trauma.

[C]

Ain't no trauma.

[B]

I ain't never giving another man a.

[C]

Compliment, cuz I'm like telling you. I'm like, I like your sho. Small. You like, Oh, I wear these all the time.

[D]

It's a great story.

[C]

Is that what the. I asked you did. I asked you how often you wear your shoes or did I say I like your shoes?

[B]

I mean, because you never said you like them before.

[C]

I wasn't checking out your feet today. I happened to look down and saw that I liked your shoes.

[D]

He does wear those a lot, though.

[B]

This is like this. These is my.

[D]

Those are the beaters.

[B]

Yeah, these are my beaters. I'm on my white boy shit with these. Like, I'm gonna beat these into the ground.

[D]

What do you. When you say that, what do you mean? Oh, just cause you'll treat them.

[B]

You know how white boys they. They. They. They sneakers be.

[D]

See, I saw you look down.

[B]

I never realized it now, but you started. Those are kind of. Those are kind of sort of your beaters.

[C]

Those are definitely his beaters.

[D]

Well, because they clean very easily. Yeah, that patent leather is very. Is this what that is? Yeah, it's very easy to describe.

[B]

Yeah, that's where I'm at now.

[D]

These are my Taylor Swift.

[B]

I got so many sneakers, but it's just like. I'm just that.

[A]

I want to defend the whites for a second.

[D]

There we go.

[A]

The dirty sneaker white boy thing is sort of a new thing.

[D]

What?

[C]

No, it's not.

[A]

When I Was growing up, we all kept our Air Force ones white. As white as fucking possible. Like them to death.

[B]

Certain neighborhoods you had to. But we're not. Not. Not the neighborhood you're from. Not those white.

[A]

But I know white kids that you'd see in the mall in the suburbs that would have clean A ones on.

[C]

So the dirty A ones is a new fad, right? That's a new fad. When they came back into style. Yes. The white girls dog them. That's what I'm talking about. The dirty sneaker trend came from the skater white boys.

[A]

Okay, gotcha. All right. I guess you're right.

[D]

Like having a hole in your shoe.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I love hearing people younger than me like, like, like describe certain about fashion and trends because it's just interesting to hear, like their perspective.

[C]

Am I wrong?

[D]

That's how white people treat their air forces.

[B]

That's insane.

[A]

That's blasphemous, actually.

[B]

Yeah, that's. That's insane.

[A]

Here's the thing. We may have ruined the A1s. Made them dirty. I don't like the way black people keep Chucks as clean as possible. Clean ass Chucks look weird to me. They need to have a little beat to them. They look like almost like a toy. Like really clean Chucks Bothers me a lot.

[D]

I never got into Chucks. Not enough support. You're too flimsy of a bait.

[B]

I can't wear Chucks. I can't wear Vans. I can't. I tried. I tried the vans thing. I wore Vans maybe twice my entire life.

[D]

I bought one pair. Wore them twice. Hated them. Yeah.

[B]

I can't wait, man.

[A]

What's the low top ones that has like a little wave on it that they have a bunch of different colors, but there's a specific van.

[B]

Oh, I don't know.

[C]

Not that you're not talking about that.

[A]

They were. They were trendy during like 09. Not quite those, but similar to that. I tried it for. For like two days.

[B]

Yeah. I can't. Shit's too flat. You step on gum outside, you could taste it, you know, Like, I can't. I can't get into. I can't get into those type of sneakers. Like, that's why I have so much respect for like athletes that played in like Chucks and things like that.

[A]

It's insane.

[B]

I'm like Will Chamberlain scored a hundred in these. Like, I don't care who was guarding them.

[A]

I love the questions. The Iverson questions are one of my favorite sneaker of all time. I don't really Know how he balled in those either?

[B]

Yeah. Terrible.

[A]

Jordans are crazy to me, too.

[B]

The more I wear Jordans now that I'm older, I don't know how Mike played in them.

[D]

Jordans are crazy.

[C]

They're awful shoes.

[B]

I'm like, yo, how. How do you run around and jump stop, cut in these sneakers? Like, I just can't. That is crazy to me.

[A]

Advance for, like, those two days I tried in 09, I felt, like, kind of unsafe. Yeah, I felt like I could get my ass kicked in these. They just didn't make me feel, like, safe at all. You've ever been out and, like, have a certain pair of shoes on? You're like, I really hope I don't get into something, because I will probably lose a fight in these vans. I felt com. I felt vulnerable.

[B]

Yeah, vans. You're gonna get your ass.

[D]

Vans are like, no show socks.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

They don't cover anything.

[B]

Yeah. I can't. I can't wait, Vance. I can't do that. I came in this morning, came into the office. I was coming in. I was listening to my Bob Marley on the way in, you know, in my vibe. Zoning, you know what I mean? So coming in. I got here. I got here, like, 11:40. I thought I would have been the first one here.

[C]

1155.

[B]

It wasn't 1150 on the dot. So I come in.

[A]

First day. I don't come in before noon.

[B]

Well, yeah, for you. Get off the elevator. First thing I hear as soon as I get off the elevator is, this pussy deserves an award. I'm like. I'm like, who is that? I turn and look, Damaris is at her laptop banging Young Miami. Yeah. I'm like. So I look. I'm like, it's not even noon yet.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

So then I sit down and I'm like. But let me hear it, though. Let me just hear the vibe. Let me just. Cause sometimes you walk in the room, and she'll just throw you off. So I'm like, okay, hold on. Let me see. What, the tone? Yeah, let me see the Damaris work vibe. She got the office to herself. Let me hear the hook is, open your heart and open your wallet. I'm like, all right. I'm like, all right. You know what?

[A]

It's too early.

[B]

It's not even newing. And I'm hearing women tell me to open my heart and open my wallet.

[A]

I mean, if you do the. The genius breakdown of that. She's probably suggesting she wants to fall in love with someone, but also wants him to be Financially stable for himself and for her and their future family.

[C]

Exactly.

[B]

I don't think that's what she was saying.

[A]

That's. If you listen to City Girls music.

[B]

That's.

[A]

That's really what they're saying.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

So they want love and money. No, they want you to just be financially stable for yourself and for the world and for, you know.

[B]

Okay, but don't tell me to the economy. Like, I open my wallet when I'm.

[C]

Ready to open my wallet to stand up for myself. I was actually playing Money Long essentials. But Money Long has a song with the City Girls. And Mall happened to walk in on the City Girls is first. It's actually just a money long. I was listening to all R and B money Long. Toni Braxton, Whitney Houston. Like, I was listening to like Lover Girl, R B. I came in, she has a song with the City Girls.

[A]

At the Whitney Park. Yeah, but the. I came in the other week two when you were playing like some old one. Fabulous.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I got like really uncomfortable and nervous. It was. It. I don't even think it was 11 yet.

[B]

How do you listen to that so early?

[D]

Awake day is crazy.

[C]

That's not off the Wake up. I've been awake since 7:00.

[A]

She was rapping.

[B]

Yeah. I'm like, yo, how is that? I just. I would open your heart and open your wallet is crazy. Before noon. It's poetic. It may be poetic. Shout out to young Miami and Money Long. That was.

[C]

Yeah. Money Long.

[B]

I like Money Long.

[C]

Hours and hours.

[A]

I. I heard on Discord last night, some of the women were trying to get you to open your wallet and.

[C]

Open your heart and open his legs.

[B]

Open my wallet last night.

[A]

And I heard how you come taste.

[D]

Yeah, it was more about your calm than anything.

[A]

But that's also to eventually get to open your heart and walk in your.

[B]

Urethra first they taste your coming and.

[A]

Say, okay, this is expensive.

[B]

But disco. Shout out to everybody on the Patreon last night that joined the Discord. Have fun talking to them. So it's a crazy bunch of people that are in our community, but shout out to them. Actually talk longer than I thought. I was watching the game and talking at the same time. So shout out to everybody on the Discord. Sign up for Patreon to talk to us more. And Damaris is setting up a ladies night for me to talk to all of the ladies in our community in our Discord.

[A]

I can't go to ladies night.

[C]

No, they never request you. They've been requesting ball for A long time.

[A]

Yeah, because you could have said that. Like, a little bit nicer. You have to be so direct off, Mike. You could have been like, oh, it's an idea. We floated on malls last night, so, like, maybe. Maybe we'll get around to yours. Like, lie to me at least.

[C]

Oh, okay. Well, they want to date Mall and you're taken, so they want to date me.

[B]

Women in our community. Yeah, really.

[D]

So, Mal, you were unaware of. You were well versed in the speaking portion of the Discord, but there is a whole nother commenting part, so, you know, not everyone wants to go on stage. Some people just like to read and observe and add comments.

[B]

Yeah, the phone plugged into the charge. I was.

[D]

There was a lot of people in the chat that were asking some very wild, funny questions. And well, Kiara, she.

[B]

She read.

[D]

She stepped up and read a bunch on behalf of the.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Shout out to her Discord people. But, yeah, it got. It got really funny in there. Tavaris and I were cracking up.

[C]

Yeah, we were like. It was because Ma was just, like, so oblivious to what was happening. So everybody was commenting, commenting on Ma. What Maul was saying. So basically. Moss. Shut up.

[A]

But his documentary.

[C]

I choked on my own tongue. But so when Maul was. So Ma was basically. Kiara asked Maul what his come tasted like because he was vegan. Maul described it all types of fruits, berries, all types of. But somehow Ma linked that conversation into. Yeah, you know, I'm older than Martin Luther King. When he died like that, like, everybody was just like, wait, what? So we're in the chat like, m. No, we're giving.

[B]

No, see, don't do it. See, that jump cut is crazy. No, that's not. See, let me explain. So what happened was I was talking about how important it is to be healthy, healthier, the older you get.

[A]

Martin Luther King was murdered.

[B]

No, but it wasn't his health. You see how you thought that that would. That's not what I was saying.

[D]

He was a smoker.

[B]

Cause they were saying. I was saying how. To me, it's cool getting older. You know what I'm saying? Like, a lot of people died so young. I'm like, damn. When I look up, I realize, like, shit, I'm older than a lot of people that I grew up learning about and studying. Like. Like Martin Luther King. I'm older than Martin Luther King was. That's insane to me. That's insane to say. Like, what the fuck? Somebody that I was in school writing book reports, like, my first book report ever might have been about Dr. King. So to now be at an age where I'm older than he was when he was assassinated, that's like. Some life hits you and you're like, oh, shit. Like, you never think about getting older, especially coming from where we come from. Like, everybody's getting killed or dying young from different diseases or gun violence and shit like that. So the conversation was just how it's important as you get older, pay more attention to your health and be healthier. Make certain changes in your lifestyle and things like that. Yeah, that's all. And then somebody parlayed that into how does your cum taste? Like I would know. Like, I don't know. But whatever.

[D]

You know what I learned, I'm still.

[A]

Kind of missing the connection, but I'm here.

[B]

It was weird being healthier as you get older.

[A]

Sure. What does that to do with my cum?

[B]

Well, because the diet change got you okay changing your diet.

[C]

They were in the comments. They somebody, I think.

[A]

Oh, Jonathan Majors, a big apology. He keeps bringing in Martin Luther King's wife in every conversation. Why are you bringing MLK into your come conversations?

[B]

No, that was. See that. That was before that. And then they parlayed that into.

[D]

No, no, no, no. The commerce was documented.

[C]

Yes. One girl was in there. She was like, can we have a nut off? That was so you couldn't see the comments.

[B]

What is a nut off?

[A]

She's looking for a Martin.

[C]

Other dude was like getting vegan too, or something like that. She was like, oh, y'all should have a nut off. Like, go nut for nothing. We can see who better. But you couldn't see that.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

And that was part of what was.

[D]

So funny going in on mlk and they're talking about tasting.

[B]

That was part of his dream, though, you know, I mean, well, we should have a nut off and all.

[A]

All nut should be treated.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Equally.

[B]

Yeah. Equality.

[A]

Oh, it's about the character of the nut, not the color.

[B]

Freedom and justice for all. Yeah.

[D]

Color.

[B]

No, no, no, it ain't. No, it ain't. No, it's not.

[C]

It's not.

[D]

No one's really. What there's. You have some issues if it's a different color.

[B]

People have issues.

[D]

Well, that's. I'm not talking about infections. I mean, just like general nut should be the. It's like now your whole.

[B]

Now your whole comet changed. So you see how fast nuts should be. That's exactly.

[D]

Then, yeah, maybe.

[C]

No, not green.

[D]

Switch it up.

[C]

Some people's is yellow. More yellow. Some people.

[B]

Some people. Listen, people. Some people have shit going on, Julian. We know that. Right? Some people just are. Have issues and. But we know that there are different shades of.

[A]

But unhealth related though come is pretty.

[D]

Much across the world.

[B]

It should be a general color.

[A]

It's not like with piss where it depends on how much water you're drinking that day.

[B]

It's kind of the same though.

[C]

Yeah, a little bit.

[B]

No water intake. It's a lot of that. All of that shit is related. Yeah, it's related, bro.

[A]

All I know is mine works. That's really it.

[B]

There you go. You have a daughter, yours works.

[D]

I learned something since you brought up Martin Luther King. Not related to the Cummings, unfortunately. So a lot of our history, especially in American education system, is obviously through the lens of the whites and they do a lot to reverse history and change things and make shit look like it happened way longer ago than it did. There is a conscious effort collectively from the history writers to push the era, the civil rights era, purely in black and white. In all photos, public facing photos, textbook photos, like all documentary like things that all, all of it was shot in color, but they push it in black and white publicly to make it seem like it was longer ago than it was.

[B]

Absolutely.

[D]

So then I started thinking about it and I was looking at the dates and I was like, he passed in 68. My dad graduated high school in 69. Yeah, like this isn't like my dad was talking about. Yeah, like I remember this stuff like vividly. And I'm like, damn. Like for years I was always thinking like, wow, it's crazy this shit that like happened way back when. I'm like, wait. But it wasn't even that long ago. It was the same generation. Like my dad was born in the 40s. He's like 20 years younger if that than Martin Luther King. I'm like, oh, they could. This is like.

[A]

Yeah, I saw a meme yesterday that was saying 2024 to 1990 is the same amount of time from 1990 to 1956 or something like that. Matt checks out. I'm sorry, but that's how I remember it. That's crazy.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, it's the.

[A]

Purposefully, it wasn't that long ago.

[D]

It's like, get over it. It happened. It's like. But then if you really want to do a little bit of digging and if you go to like the microfiche machines and a little more research than what you're given on Google, all this shit was shot in color. Yeah, it's ridiculous.

[B]

I was looking at something meme Somebody said, yeah. I told my niece or nephew I was born in 1975. And nephew responded, oh, were you a slave?

[A]

But that is something. That is something white people have been doing. Like, every year, I feel like slavery gets another hundred years further away.

[D]

Yeah, it's not.

[A]

It's not an extra five years. In five years, it was a thousand years over it.

[D]

It was 600 years.

[B]

No, it was not. It absolutely was.

[A]

Your math checks out.

[D]

But. But that. That goes across everything. Even when you look at maps, the United States is significantly smaller in real life than it is on the American scale of a map. It's. So there's so much that goes into it. We. We make us the center of the map. Whereas that's not the truth at all. Like, it's just. There's a lot. Look into it. It's interesting.

[A]

And look up the flat earth map and you'll get the real.

[C]

Oh, Jesus Christ.

[A]

I'm not a flat earther.

[B]

Are you sure?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I think you. I think you would like to find, like, you're just waiting for one piece of information where you're like, all right, I'm all in.

[A]

Oh, no, no, no. I'm telling you, I tried. I wanted to be a flat earther. It just doesn't make any sense. Like, I. I didn't just go to find the people that were for it or against. I looked at everything because I wanted to be one.

[D]

What is your reason?

[A]

I wanted it to be true, and it's. It's not.

[D]

Well, how much research did you do? And what does that look like?

[A]

I would say probably about a month's worth.

[D]

So scientists that dedicate their whole life. You put in a solid month.

[A]

I watched.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

No, I watched documentaries from the people that have dedicated their entire life. Scientists to it. That's the point, like, of teaching.

[D]

Oh, and they told you were a teacher.

[A]

Like, you know how that works.

[D]

They said the earth wasn't flat.

[A]

I. I don't think the earth is flat. I'm saying I went into it wanting it to be true, because that'd be cool. And then I went through all the research, and it is stupid to think that the earth is flat.

[B]

You did the research?

[A]

Yes. Of people that studied this for their.

[B]

Well, you know how.

[A]

I know you guys not understand how. How learning works?

[B]

No.

[A]

Like, experts dedicate their life to. Then teach novice people basic things about it.

[B]

He was. I think he was a teacher at one point.

[D]

Teach me something.

[C]

I never understood the flat earth theory because. Okay, so I get conspiracy theories, but, like, there's always usually a point to people not wanting the truth to be out. What the. Does it affect us if the Earth is flat? So I never understood why people would lie about, like, the Earth being round. Like, what. What would be the point of lying about that?

[A]

There was some famous flat Earther that was saying that.

[D]

Kyrie Irving.

[A]

Kyrie's another. Another famous legend that they did that to sell globes. And I was like, this is why. All right, they could sell a globe. They could just sell a flat thing then.

[D]

Yeah. Picture.

[B]

They did this to sell globes. Now I know how to. This is how you know the Earth isn't flat. You got this video of Rory swimming. Right. I just feel like if the Earth wasn't. Wasn't round, he wouldn't. This form that he has, this was flat.

[A]

All right, so was it last episode? I thought. I thought I heard someone say that I could not do the butterfly stroke. Pause.

[C]

You did not prove us wrong.

[D]

It was last episode. Yes.

[B]

This wasn't the butterfly, though. This was more so like a moth. Mosquito esque, maybe. Snow angel. That looks like snow angel right there in the pool. Like that looks like a snow angel. But I will say this, though. I expected you to swim the whole length of the pool like that.

[C]

He gave up so quick.

[B]

Well, she won't take a lot.

[A]

Wait, wait. I said that I could probably do half of the pool.

[B]

You didn't do half of this pool.

[D]

Well, let's watch this clip. There's more, which we'll share later, but let's do this.

[A]

That's textbook form.

[D]

Push off.

[A]

Textbook form.

[B]

You did. You did five and a half fam.

[D]

You did, like, six strokes.

[A]

I don't think that that's right.

[B]

Yeah, I'm agreeing. I don't think that that's right.

[D]

Wait, wait, wait. Roy, did you shoot this to prove us wrong?

[A]

Yes. It was at the. It was at the end of swim class.

[B]

Was Amara looking at you?

[A]

Yeah, after she just had a swimming lesson and, like, all right, maybe I should. So after swim class, the pool was empty, and I was like, kia, they said that I can't do the butterfly. And she was like, okay, I don't think you can either. So I had her filming to prove you guys wrong and bring back the footage.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, well, listen, I'll say this. I'll give you an A for effort. You started off strong. That looked very strong right there.

[D]

You did five strokes.

[B]

After the second one, it got a little. You started to veer to the left a little bit, turning left yeah.

[A]

Got tricky.

[B]

Yeah. So it was like, oh, that looked good. The first two look good. Then right here. I don't know what that was right there. That the amount of your arms didn't even come out the water.

[A]

It was just like. The current is crazy.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Right now the splash in your lane is crazy.

[A]

There was.

[C]

There was a being crazy in an indoor pool.

[A]

It was a riptide right there.

[B]

Yeah. So I knew.

[D]

So, Rory, you're still committing to this shirt. That's not going anywhere.

[B]

No, you can't now. You have to. That looks. That's the thing now. The pool, the shirt.

[C]

The pool.

[B]

The. The shirt in the pool is your thing now.

[D]

Look at his arm.

[B]

Yeah. I told you. It's like the left. The left wing is a little.

[A]

It's cool, man.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

They hate on you when you're on the top.

[B]

That's true. But I will give you an A forever, though. You tried. The first two was. Was. Was decent. The last three was like, all right, fam.

[A]

You mentioned Phelps. Warned me that y'all would do this.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That's what I did to him.

[C]

They didn't do that to him, and he didn't do that to us.

[B]

You gotta have, like, all.

[D]

The kid was win, bro.

[B]

It's a different respect that you gotta have. Like, once you try swimming like that, you gotta have a different respect for, like, Olympic swimmers.

[A]

I was exhausted at all.

[B]

Yeah. That is like, Olympic swimmers.

[A]

Look at the ams.

[B]

That's some of the crazy. Like, one of the craziest sports to me is swimming. That shit is insane. To be able to swim that fast, that long. Like, that shit is crazy.

[A]

Which I can play on Patreon. I also attempted a flip turn.

[D]

Oh, yeah?

[B]

How did that go? Water all in your nose.

[A]

My ears for sure.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then I did the. The breaststroke.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

So.

[B]

Well, listen, man, keep going. Take some lessons with tomorrow. Like, after she goes, you go.

[A]

I should just pay attention.

[B]

Yeah. Get your money's worth. Let us look. We'll revisit it in the summertime. See. See what your swim game look like.

[A]

We could have a swim off with who can you. There's like four lane. There's like, four lanes there.

[B]

I could definitely swim.

[A]

Hey, at least I got in the pool.

[D]

I can. So I'm not a. I'm not like, a competitive swimmer, but I would.

[A]

You guys are. Judging from the cheap seats.

[D]

I was in the pool for the content. I would do it.

[B]

Yeah. I don't. I don't even claim to be able to swim that Fast. Like, I'm not even. I could swim, though, for sure.

[D]

But Rory would. He's not fat. No offense. Like, you did it. But he's not fast. And I feel like by the end of the race, he would end up three lanes to the left.

[A]

You saw, that was a specialty item. That wasn't my freestyle specialty item. That was a butterfly. That was just, you know, brag a little bit just to show you what I can do, like, outside of just the regular sport. I can go crazy. You haven't seen my freestyle. I can swim. Are you trying to race? Don't. Don't keep looking at your laptop. Look at me.

[D]

No, I would do it.

[A]

Look at me.

[D]

Where is the pool? Where's the pool?

[A]

Oh, look, now he's scared. I'm at home court advantage to go swimming. If it's in the city, that's in the city.

[B]

I'll do it with you.

[A]

You scared of awake? He's scared of away games. You can't play on the road. That's what separates the great ones.

[B]

That's true. You got to be able to play this with you.

[A]

It's in the city.

[D]

When. When do you do it?

[A]

Wednesdays.

[D]

Next Wednesday I'll do it. We'll shoot it for content it.

[B]

All right.

[C]

Just make sure we're busy next Wednesday.

[D]

I'll come here after with Rory.

[A]

Okay, listen, I'm going to shoot my legs. I'm going to.

[D]

I did refracture my pinky, though, so that might affect my stroke.

[B]

How did you fracture your pinky?

[D]

I play basketball a couple nights ago. Play really great for the first three games, and then I got pushed from behind and, like, broke my fall, and I forgot that I had broken my pinky, so I did that, and it re.

[B]

Just put duct tape on it.

[D]

It's just a little buddy system for now. I don't think it fully fractured, but it's definitely not 100%.

[B]

All right, man.

[D]

Still ready for the pool, though.

[B]

Just let the. Let the hoop dreams go a little bit. Don't be fracturing your hand, your knees, and shit like that.

[A]

I want you to heal up. When you heal up, then we can erase. Because I don't want to hear excuses that I broke my sticky nail.

[B]

I couldn't even really. My hand couldn't hook it up. I don't want to hear that. But anyway. Coachella announced the lineup for 2024. Who's headlining? Well, Lana Del Rey is headlining Friday, Tyler the Creator is headlining Saturday, and Doja Cat is headlining Sunday. Or is she. Is no Doubt headlining Sunday.

[A]

That one confused me too. Yeah.

[D]

When are they performing?

[A]

Of course, I love Tyler and Doja, but this. This is kind of an underwhelming Coachella announcement, in my opinion.

[D]

I agree.

[C]

I think for. For you guys, maybe. I don't think this gives me the. This is the weirdos. Coachella, like, Tyler, Doja, and Lana Del Rey, like, they're gonna go. The white kids that are misunderstood are gonna lose their minds. No doubts coming back. Like, it's.

[A]

Yeah, well, no doubt. It's fire. I think that's probably the best thing on here.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Tyler just did a huge tour, and Doja Cat is in the middle of one.

[B]

I still got to see her perform live, man.

[A]

I kind of like when Coachella does the left shit, where it's someone that we haven't. Can't just go out and see this year. Like.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

That's what I always thought separated Coachella in the past. I know there's been tour stops, but for a while, even down from last year, it was Frank that we hadn't seen.

[D]

Well, I guess that's what no Doubt's supposed to be in this.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

In this lineup.

[A]

Are they just trying to, like, pay the odd future fans back for Frank up and we'll just get you Tyler this year. I mean, is it a makeup date?

[D]

Oh, Sublime's on here. That's fun.

[C]

I feel like Tyler is gonna. Tyler's gonna make it special for them. I don't think he's gonna give his tour.

[A]

I. I don't think he will either, but I just. I don't know. Coachella, to me, always separated themselves with these big announcements because it was artists I couldn't see that year or the year before or, you know, it was a thing.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Good to see YG Marley on there. I love that new record he got. Praise John moonlight. One of my favorite songs right now. I like to go see artists like.

[C]

That, but, yeah, for the hip hop community is very underwhelming, I'll be honest.

[A]

And not to shit on Gov Ball, because I. I typically love it. I thought that was an underwhelming lineup as well.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Of a bunch of artists that I could just see on tour.

[B]

Victoria Monet should be higher on the set list, though, for Coachella. Yeah.

[A]

I mean, when they do those names at the bottom sometimes doesn't really represent where they're at. She may probably do a main stage that has all the video equipment and everything that can be streamed.

[B]

But shout out to. Is this still Coachella right here.

[D]

This is Gumball.

[A]

This is Gumball.

[B]

Oh, Gov Ball. Don Toliver. See, Don Tolliver. I spoke. I think I was telling. I think I told Baby D that the other day. I think he had album of the year last year. Yeah, that Lovesick album is crazy. I'm still listening to that. One of the best albums last year for sure.

[D]

This is a good lineup for Gov Ball.

[A]

Really, I would.

[D]

I mean, I'm super biased. The Killers are my favorite band of all time.

[A]

I did never do that about you.

[D]

Okay, so, yeah, it's like a weird thing. I know all their songs.

[B]

So that's Sunday Line the stage with.

[D]

21 Savage, like, on the same day. That would be awesome for me.

[A]

Oh, Victoria's doing this too. I don't just feel the allure of not being able to go outside anymore. It's gone. We've been outside for a while, and I think festivals need to step up and get a little bit more unique with stuff.

[B]

Because before what, the production or the lineup?

[A]

The lineups. How they're doing, the weekends? Just the overall experience of a festival. We all ran out to them because we had all been inside and it was great. And now, I don't know. Got to adjust, that's all. Can't do the same lineups every. I felt like last year every festival had the same rotating lineups. So I don't know. Just feel like it's just an autopilot for all the big festivals at this point. It's just, all right, we got to put it on. So let's put it on. But in actual great news. The Vince Staples show will be releasing February 15th on Netflix. The trailer came out, looked great.

[B]

Shout out to Vince, man. One of my favorite artists, one of my favorite people, one of my favorite personalities. Dope to see him doing shit like this, because this is. This is who Vince is. He's somebody that needs to be on screen doing more of this type of shit. So it's dope to see Netflix put this together and shout out to Vince, man, I'm looking forward to this.

[A]

Yeah, more of this is better. The way they finally let Childish have his own show and run everything. These are the type of people that they need to put in these positions.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Because we know Vince, his personality. We know he's gonna deliver. He's hilarious. We know it's going to be a relatable show that somebody outside the culture. You can't write it like, that's why Atlanta was so great. It was a Childish production.

[B]

Shows like that shows like Atlanta, Lil Dicky, Great show. I think Vince Staples is next in that. In that conversation of shows that we get from artists that are super talented, that the shows are just amazing. And I was excited to see that this was something that was happening. So shout out to Vince Staples. February 15th, the Vince Staples show on Netflix. Check it out again.

[A]

I was excited to show you guys my swimming abilities, but what. I was terrified coming in here. Anytime the Democrats do something wrong, I just know we're gonna have to come in here and listen to Maul tell us how terrible of human beings we are. But the Cuomo's are back at it again. It's a. That's a crazy family, man.

[B]

Is it.

[A]

It's the Bushes, the Clintons. I get it. But the Cuomo are like next tier Illuminati level there, okay? Like the Tappan Zee Bridge is named after them.

[B]

That's true.

[A]

Dad was. The governor was in the mob. This. Their family runs kind of. Kind of deep. They're like the Italian Kennedys. To me. They are.

[D]

That's actually fair. Yeah.

[A]

Like, your dad was the corrupt one, but also politician one. And then all his kids went on to do things within the space. Got themselves in some trouble. But they're still, you know, lovable Democrats for some reason.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. That's all they are. They're the Kennedys and Queens.

[B]

Chris Cuomo. Chris Cuomo. Yeah, it is. It's a little. Little tongue twister. But Chris Cuomo, when he came out of the basement during COVID and acted like he didn't see his family in days and was like, I'm finally coming.

[A]

Upstairs to, like, he came out of a mine shaft.

[B]

Yeah, his. I think his son was like, on his phone, not even paying him any mind. Like, it was like, I'm like, yo, who they fooling?

[D]

Finished. Three bedroom basement.

[B]

Yeah. Like, yo, what are you fooling with this?

[A]

And didn't he have on like a lavender polo? It's like, you don't dress that way in your basement.

[D]

You wore cashmere in the basement.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, who dresses that way in their house?

[B]

It's just ridiculous, man.

[A]

Well, he. I, from my understanding, was already canceled before, but Chris Cuomo is accused again of sexual harassing Angela Rye. I believe this time.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Damaris, you want to give the backstory on this?

[C]

So Angela Rai is an attorney and a commentator. So in her premiere episode of her new iHeart podcast, Native Land Pod, that's hosted with some other people, she read like an. An open letter to Cuomo. So I Guess what happened in 20. Angela. Ry posted a.

[B]

Wait, wait, wait. Before you go into this. This is her first episode of her show.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

Out the gate with it, Ma.

[B]

Okay. Why not? No, I'm just. Go ahead.

[A]

So, pilot episode.

[C]

In. In her pilot episode, she Talked about in 2021, on New Year's Day, she posted a picture saying happy New Year, and she had a, like, silver kind of, like, festive bikini on. So Chris Cuomo, who was her co worker at the time, because she was on cnn, she regularly appeared as a guest on Cuomo Prime Time. He screenshot that picture and text it to her and said, happy New Year's. Tinsel crotch, if I'm not mistaken. Julian.

[D]

No, like, the term is funny.

[C]

Happy New Year. Tinsel crotch. So she didn't respond to him. She said she didn't respond to him.

[A]

What does that mean?

[D]

Well, because, like, you didn't do the math.

[B]

What she's wearing.

[D]

Look what she's wearing. It's not just the color. It's the front. Looks like pencils.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, Go on. I'm sorry.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Just want to fully understand the remark.

[C]

Yeah. So he texted. He screenshot the picture. He didn't comment that he screenshot it, text it to her. She didn't respond. She says that she didn't know what to do. She was just caught off guard. So I guess at work, she kind of approached him about it, you know, to have a conversation about it. And she was fired very shortly after that from cnn.

[B]

Because she wanted. Because she approached him with it.

[C]

Of course, they can't say that she was fired because of that. She's. She's alluding to that. That's the real reason why she was fired.

[A]

And then cece went in and was like, we got to get her out of here and can't be approaching me about things I do.

[B]

Yeah. She can't challenge my authority.

[D]

Yes, I guess. Yeah. She waited about a week, asked him about it, and then come contract renewal time, the network called her and told her they weren't renewing her.

[A]

That's.

[C]

That's.

[D]

Well, but they said this. This is what she said. Rye claimed that CNN told her, quote, they would be focusing more on Covid coverage and less on politics. So that was their. The reasoning for clubbing her.

[C]

Oh, please.

[A]

Why can't she cover Covid? It wasn't that hard to cover.

[C]

Covid was all politics. So that's why. That's why I'm so confused. Like, what?

[A]

Just reading what Fauci sent y'all is difficult no. Okay, well, how do you think he felt after he sent the risky text with no response?

[B]

No, he knew what was coming.

[A]

How many times you think he checked his phone that day?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, man.

[A]

Maybe, like, did that go through? Maybe she busy.

[B]

Yeah. You text a woman something like that, and she don't respond. You gotta know, like, oh, this ain't gonna end good. She didn't like that. She didn't like. See, this is why this is, like. Because maybe he felt like they had a closer relationship where he could say that and joke with her about that.

[D]

He read the room wrong.

[B]

Well, I'm just saying, maybe he felt like they had that type of relationship, like, where he could say, yo, happy New Year's, Tinsel crotch, like, because of what she's wearing. And then it'd just be a laugh. Like, whatever, whatever. Cause I could see me texting that same type of shit, but it would be to someone that I have that relationship with. Like, we cool like that. That's what I'm saying. I don't know what Angela, Rye and Chris Cuomo's personal relationship is, but I could see myself sending that to a woman that I have that type of relationship and rapport with. Like, co worker.

[A]

They're co workers.

[C]

You wouldn't even say that to me. Like, that's.

[B]

Even if we was coworkers, though, you could have.

[D]

We're not gonna pretend like, we haven't said a lot worse to each other.

[B]

Yeah. Like, if we have. If we have. If I'm working with somebody and we're cool and she posts something like that. I could see myself saying something like that. But again, it's. That it would have to be that type of energy between us already. Like, we have that type of relationship. I don't know what their relationship is. Maybe they're not that.

[C]

Very obviously not that. Because she wouldn't have felt uncomfortable when he sent it.

[A]

And, you know, if you're comfortable with somebody to send that. There's no way I would send that text to somebody who I know I have that relationship with, and then the next day, they come in and say they were uncomfortable. Why did you send that to me? Like, we know who we can send that to and who we can't.

[B]

I. Yo, listen, man. You. You. Yo, Sometimes you think you have that relationship with somebody, and then you find out that you don't. You're like, oh, like, I thought we was. We was there. I thought we was cool.

[C]

I do respect y'all are podcasters, not CNN correspondence.

[B]

It don't it don't matter what the job title is. No, it does not. No, it does not. Your co workers, no matter what the job is, we work together. I don't care what we're doing. We work together.

[A]

But the way we talk to each other on microphone and argue on microphone and make jokes about each other on microphone is part of that job. You couldn't have the same conversations we have on Mike at cnn in the break room.

[B]

You talk like you can't do it. It's not the job.

[A]

It's.

[D]

It depends on the relationship with the person.

[B]

It's the relationship with the person.

[A]

But what Damaris is saying, it does depend on the job, really. Podcasting and satellite radio is the only place you can really get that type of shit off. It's the only job that. That allows that.

[B]

If I work with a coworker that was a female and we had to say, what do you. It doesn't matter the job.

[D]

I just came from a label, major label. We talk. It was the same environment.

[B]

We said, if you cool with somebody at work, you cool with them at work. It doesn't matter what y'all are doing. It's just the relationship that y'all have. It doesn't matter if we're on CNN or we do podcasting. The job doesn't matter.

[A]

When you work at the hospital, that doesn't come with the job. I'm saying the crazy we say comes with the job. That's the job. Our job is to say the crazy.

[B]

If he said this to her on camera, that would be different. Cause then it's like, yo, this is cnn. Like, how are you talking to her like this on cnn? I'm talking. This was a personal text between two people that work together. He was wishing a happy New Year. She posted a picture. He sent her the picture. He called it tinsel crotch. I could see me if I worked at McDonald's with a girl, and, like, we was cool, and she posted that on her gram. I could see me sending the same type of shit. Like, yo, Happy New Year's, tinsel crotch.

[A]

Let me have that type of. Let me get that MC pussy.

[B]

Yeah, like, but we have that type of relationship.

[C]

Okay, but they very obviously don't have that.

[D]

We agree with you on that.

[B]

I'm agreeing with you on that. But I'm just saying sometimes you don't know you don't have that type of relationship with somebody until it gets to something like this. You're like, oh, shit, I thought we was. You know what I mean? Like, you just. Sometimes you just don't know. That's all I'm saying.

[A]

You know what I think happens? This was 2021, right? You said yes.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

You have to Remember, coming off 2020, the Cuomo brothers were, like, the most lovable. The women love the Cuomo brothers.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

All women were talking about how handsome one of them was on cnn. The other, the governor, he's in his polo saving the world. He should be president. Shortly before, they started feeling themselves a lot. And then both of them went down for the same fucking thing. They thought every single woman around them wanted them.

[D]

So the other brother, Andrew, got outed in December 21st, and then this photo was posted January 12th. So a month after the brother was already in the shit.

[A]

They were feeling months before.

[D]

12 months before.

[C]

Yes. If the brother got out in December 2020. Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. So the one brother was out already. He was. So now it was just. Chris was the good one at the time.

[A]

Yeah. And I'm saying in 2020, they still had that confidence from what happened prior. He was still cool with it. People loved him. They wanted him to replace everybody at cnn. That was one of the craziest falls from grace we have seen.

[C]

Yeah. For both of them. Yeah.

[D]

Nuts.

[A]

It's like Giuliani, his brother, legitimately, they were saying, this is going to be the next President of the United States. And then one week later, we never heard his name again.

[B]

Nah. Somebody else falling from grace. Kind of hard right there, too, though. I don't know if Chris Cuomo is the biggest.

[A]

Who.

[B]

We'll get to that later.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Oh, God.

[D]

Wait.

[A]

I actually. I really don't even know.

[D]

I don't know either.

[A]

Your man Tuck's doing all right.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Yes. Y'all just thinking like CNN and like that. I'm thinking past that. Beyond that.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Fall from Greece.

[C]

You funny.

[A]

Well, Governor Cuomo had the nerve to say, and I'm sorry for being local, he introduced some of these congestion pricing. And then now from, like, his cave, where no one cares about him, is putting out statements like, yo, y'all bugging for congestion pricing.

[B]

This is insane. Charging people 15, 20 to get through Manhattan. This is. I just. What else they want from us, man? People can barely pay their bills. Now you want to charge them more to get to work? I saw somebody riding a bike today. It's like 18 degrees today in New York City. For those listening that are not in the Tri state, it's like 18 degrees. I saw somebody riding a bicycle.

[A]

So you want to bring the Cuomos.

[B]

Back is what you're saying. No, I just think that he has to. He has no choice because of congestion prices and things like that. He's like, I don't care how cold it is, I got to ride a bike into work.

[A]

What was that politician running for office that leaked his own sex tape? Like that was part of his campaign. You got to get ahead of it that way.

[D]

Yeah, well, it was smart name like.

[B]

Wiener or something like that.

[D]

No, he was just a creep. Oh, Anthony Weiner.

[A]

Anthony Wiener was next level with it.

[D]

Yeah. No, I don't remember his name or the state that he. But he was running, I think it was like, for a congressional seat. But he. His whole platform was he wanted to decriminalize sex work. So by doing so he was like, I'll demonstrate how harmless it is and put out a sex tape of himself.

[A]

With a sex worker gangster and like, pretty fire. Yeah, you get ahead of everything at that point.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You want to put me into like.

[B]

Look, see?

[A]

Sexual misconduct. I'll show you how consensual it was.

[B]

Yeah, see? Not that bad.

[A]

Yeah, treat it like Juice wrld's ex. Just post anything up there.

[D]

Damn. See? All right.

[A]

What?

[D]

That's a great transition.

[A]

This was. This is crazy.

[B]

Juice Wrld's girlfriend, Ali Lottie, leaks alleged sex tape on OnlyFans and promptly gets ripped by his friends. So she leaked a sex tape of Juice in her. That's sick.

[C]

Well, she. Well, she said to. To give backstory. What she was saying was that hackers had got into it and they were threatening to release it. Like they were trying to like blackmail her, basically, like, if you don't pay me this.

[B]

Hackers got into what?

[C]

The sex tape. They got hold of the sex tape.

[B]

How?

[A]

Well, I don't know that.

[C]

Yeah, that happens. Yeah. You know, they have Rory floating around, but yeah, they basically said they were like, if you don't pay a certain amount of money, we're gonna release this. And she was just like, nah, fuck that.

[A]

I was fine with releasing it. I was like, this is an embarrassing. This might. This might work in my favor. Anyways, go on.

[C]

Yeah, so basically she was like, I'll release it before they can release it. Whether you believe her or not is up to you.

[A]

Felt a little roll outy, but also a little bit. Now, isn't she kind of putting herself in harm's way as far as this is illegal.

[B]

Wait, did she. Is this her text right here?

[A]

That's a. Only fans where you can buy it for 29.99. So she says, by the way, hilarious price.

[B]

She says, fucking my famous ex. Hackers are trying to threaten me to leak my old sex tape with my ex fiance, Juice wrld. I don't give a fuck anymore. I'll leak it myself. It's been a long time since I have been fucked rough with some big black cock like this. I am so mad that I'm adding every nude I ever since. I am so mad that I am adding every nude I ever sent him. I know you will at least enjoy it. I can't believe I'm actually sending this. But I can't be threatened anymore. I think that's Cap.

[D]

Yeah, that's a good coping mechanism.

[B]

I don't think she was.

[D]

Here's it all.

[B]

I think. I think she.

[D]

30 bucks.

[B]

I think this is clout chasing at the highest form.

[C]

I don't think it's clout chasing. I think it might be money.

[A]

Look at the keywords too. And you've. You've read OnlyFans promo shit before. Big, black, rough. My famous ex. This is all.

[C]

This is all buzzwords, like, yeah, tags, tag words.

[A]

This is 100% cloud chasing money.

[B]

This is all the same shit. Clout chasing.

[A]

It appears like you're lying.

[B]

Like, no hackers were threatening you. No hackers were threatening. This is your way of saying that you have this sex tape with Juice wrld, who obviously is a big name in the culture. And you know that people, for whatever reason, if it was a sex tape of Juice wrld, people are gonna wanna see it, which is crazy. But that's the world we live in. And nobody would particularly care to just watch a sex tape of you and your new boyfriend if he's not somebody famous.

[A]

So can his estate file charges against this woman? It has to be illegal to put out a sex tape of someone that has passed because obviously they cannot consent to it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You putting it out like this is. This could be under the revenge porn law without the revenge. Like, you're just putting out me naked. Yeah, And I didn't agree to this.

[B]

I mean, yeah, like, if y'all want to get into sex work, just get into sex work. Nobody cares anymore. It's 2024. Like, nobody cares about. It's not as taboo as it once was. Like, you can be a porn star. You can post your pussy on the Internet. You can play with yourself, masturbate. Nobody cares no more. Like you still like this is that one foot in, one foot out type of thing where, you know, women act like they don't want to get into sex work. But you do.

[C]

I don't even think that she's acting like she doesn't want to get into sex work. I think she just wants to release that video because that video is going to make her a lot of money. But she doesn't want to seem like the bad guy. I don't think her getting into sex work is the problem. I think it's. She has. She's sitting on a fucking gold mine. And she doesn't want to seem like.

[B]

She'S not sitting on a gold mine. She's sitting on something intimate with a person that is no longer here that she should keep private and keep. Kept to herself.

[C]

It's still a gold mine.

[B]

That's what she's sitting on. But that's the problem. Everybody looking at shit like it's a gold mine. This, no, this was a personal relationship. This just happens to be somebody who was very famous and who was very loved in the culture. Very talented artist who passed away unfortunately. Where's the respect?

[A]

There is no.

[B]

You talking about gold mine. Like, where's the respect? Where's the. Like this is. It's. Listen, man, just go some new and put it out.

[A]

But see, that's the thing. It wouldn't pop the only fans off the.

[B]

That's what I'm saying.

[A]

That's what runs out of Juice World footage and like all the nudes I sent him. Like, this is obviously the strategy. Then she'll just start other people. When she has all these, it seems.

[D]

Like she dipped her toe into profiting a bit. She sold about $30,000 worth of memorabilia that was his. And she even tried at one point demanding 40 grand for a Louis Vuitton backpack of his with some clothes and eyewear included. So she's taken an approach. She seems to have made some money from it. So she just went for the home run.

[A]

She understands the culture fan base that Juice WRLD has.

[C]

Yeah. And I also.

[A]

All those kids are shit.

[D]

Is.

[B]

It's just nasty.

[C]

I also wouldn't be surprised if the person who's fudgeing her is not Juice World. Like, if she doesn't show their face or like too much, too many, like, markers. If it's just from the waist down and it's like her getting back shots from some black guy. I would 100% not be surprised if that's not juice wrld and she's just using that, like using his name.

[B]

See, that's why you got to bring pimps back. You gotta put some order back into the sex working game.

[C]

Yeah, they got rid of the middleman, and they need to.

[B]

Yeah, and that's to see the middleman was important, though. A good pimp is. Is useful because right now you just freestyling, doing dumb shit. Like, what are you doing? Like, if you want to sell sex and you want to sell pussy, you know, I mean, there's a way to do it. This is. This is just craziness, though. This is. This is wild.

[A]

And this. That's why you also always just have to be the one that has the video.

[B]

Well, that too. That would have. That would have. That would have bypassed all of this type of shit.

[C]

Both parties will always say that is that you need to be the one that have the video.

[A]

Of course. Well, if you know, you like.

[C]

I feel like the woman should. The woman should always have the video. Because the woman should always have the video. Your video is much, much less likely to get leaked if a woman has.

[B]

Women, y'all lose. Y'all lose everything. Y'all lose everything. Y'all lose that phone. Y'all lose. Y'all new lip lip gloss you just paid 50 at Sephora for. Y'all use it twice, and it's left in the Uber.

[A]

Same same thing as my many.

[C]

How many. How many men's sex tape is leaked in revenge porn in comparison to women's? Like, let's be. Let's be realistic. And this is not me being pro women. Like, let's just be realistic.

[B]

It's leaked and revenge porn is. Is too. It's like contradicted. You can't leak, like, revenge porn. You put it out, you didn't leak it. You put it out, it didn't leak. Revenge porn is. I purposely put this out. Leaking is if somebody hacks your shit and it goes out without you knowing.

[C]

That'S revenge pouring people.

[A]

Okay. I think people in the position of a Juice world should always have the video because we've seen. This isn't the first time we've seen a chick try to celebrate if I'm the celebrity and that wasn't even their fiance or boyfriend, they just fucked a rapper and they had the video. And we're like, oh, I'll put it up on my only fans, or I'll leak it to prove that I was fucking him or I hate his actual girlfriend, so I'll leak it to prove it. Let's not act like that doesn't happen with.

[C]

It's not what I said.

[A]

Celebrities. I know. I'm saying people like a Juice world. Let's just say rappers that go around fucking women that have nothing to lose. That's the worst.

[D]

It's.

[B]

That's the first.

[A]

It's the funnest thing you can do. But it's the most, one of most harmful things in the long run to get into a habit like fucking a bunch of worthless beautiful women that have nothing to lose. And if they have the video, they have the leverage. Don't film it, period. Right, but I only do that with people that you trust. But we know how, we know how we are with a. But you've never had a corny mind.

[B]

But you never had sex and wish like, damn, I wish I filmed it all the time.

[D]

Yeah, but to your point, not all the time.

[B]

Don't look at me and say all the time.

[C]

Like, he really. Yeah, don't do that.

[A]

The older I get, my memory starting to go like, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's hard to have the flashbacks.

[D]

It's the, it's the person that has more to lose. A person that has like a social, a public reputation that should.

[B]

Oh yeah, well, every girl feel like they have a public reputation.

[D]

They don't.

[A]

Is there anything you can like put in your will almost in like an NDA format of if I pass away, anyone that has text messages between me, conversations, videos, DMS photos, legally I do not consent to them posting anything of my private. And again, NDAs kind of suck when you are dealing with people have nothing to lose because if they break an NDA, what are you going to sue them for? The one fake Chanel bag they have can't really do much, but that should be looked into for your will.

[B]

I agree.

[A]

In these times we all have a lot of. In our phones that people have a lot of private stuff.

[B]

I.

[A]

It should be illegal for somebody to do. I don't even care if it's a nice message. Just don't any private conversation I had with somebody leave it there because you wouldn't, you wouldn't have posted if I was alive right then.

[C]

NDA business has gotten a little Murkier too because NDAs used to cover sexual things and they don't anymore. They, they changed one of the laws. Huh?

[A]

When did that happen?

[C]

I would have to look that up. But I was researching. I was.

[A]

How do we get there?

[C]

I was researching all of this. Don't, please don't ask me why, but I was researching all of this and I have a friend that's a lawyer and she told me about it. So I went to go look it up. She was like, yeah, the branch, you can't really get people to sign any NDAs really, regarding relationships or sexual things anymore because of all the sexual assault cases that were coming out. So they ended up changing those laws, especially in New York State.

[D]

That makes sense.

[A]

But yeah, can't you format. I think there's some type of. Where consensual. Consensual sex. There's an NDA here, like you. If you're assaulted, of course you can say something without breaking an NDA, but consent. If we have consensual sex.

[C]

No, I can still.

[A]

You cannot tell people about it.

[C]

No, it doesn't work like that. I'm telling you that. That is illegal.

[B]

Kiara asked something interesting on the Discord last night. She was like, yo Ma, I wonder why you ain't never had no shit come out from any women about you. Like, no crazy shit. And I was like, because I'm not.

[C]

A piece of shit. I was over there because my cum tastes like peaches. I was like, you.

[B]

No, but it's like Martin Luther King. It's crazy that a girl acts that like, it's so. Like you feel like that's part of it now. Like every guy has some shit out there, like from a girl, that the girl is just shitting on him and he's a piece of shit. Like, that's. That's not crazy to you that a woman would ask that because she feels like that's the norm now?

[C]

No, it's not crazy to me because I know that it's the norm. But that's.

[B]

That's insane though. Like, it's insane to think that every man has some type of crazy shit out there with a woman. Like, that's insane to feel like that.

[A]

Well, two things are true, isn't it? Men are.

[B]

Hell yeah.

[A]

Men can be very fucking creepy and harmful. And also a lot of women saw the opportunity at the time when me too happened, that they can just say whatever. Both things are true. So that's why across the board it was so easy for men to have something on their jacket. Because one, men are actually creepy and do nasty things and two, women that have nothing to lose and are fucking losers saw that time to say, hey, hey. He did something sort of. Look at me. Yeah, that's really.

[B]

That's. That's that. But that's like, that's crazy to kind of just put on every guy's jacket, though.

[C]

I don't think you would expect that when Kiera was. I don't. It's. It's better to expect up and be pleasantly surprised than expect then Expect everybody to be an actual human being and then be met with disappointment. Are you seeing what I'm saying?

[B]

No, that's crazy. That's insane. To walk around feeling like, yo, every dude is gonna do some dirtbag to me.

[D]

I think as a woman, it's. I would rather err on that side than anything. It's. You got to protect yourself.

[C]

Yeah. It's not like people aren't punishing you for. Well, some people do, but the. I think the right thing.

[B]

Yeah, but women. But women. Women will go and fuck with a dude that already has some crazy shit on his jacket and then be surprised when they do crazy shit to them.

[C]

Okay, that's some women. That's not.

[B]

It's a lot of women out here now, Okay? A lot of women out here with dudes that got a lot of crazy on their jacket, been had for years, and they fall right in line. And with them, anyway, it happens. We ain't got to make that. You know, this girl's lined up with. That ain't quiet.

[C]

I'm not saying anything.

[B]

No, you could say something. It's a podcast. It's mics and cameras here. If we gonna talk, we're gonna talk real.

[A]

Every guy has been accused of something with good evidence and probability that. That shit.

[B]

Chicks are still lying.

[A]

They went celibate. No, they still fucking just as much.

[C]

That's not what I was saying at all.

[B]

So what were you saying?

[C]

I'm not saying anything. What I'm saying is I agree with you. You're right.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no. We're not doing that. See, we're not doing that because you can't say, oh, yeah, no, you're supposed to. Every guy's a piece of.

[A]

R. Kelly is a female CEO right now.

[B]

As we recorded 100.

[A]

As we recorded.

[C]

I agree with you. Nothing you're saying.

[B]

Bringing the fried lobster tails every Thursday. All kind of. The R in there living life. I don't. I hope people don't think. Yeah, the R is in there living.

[A]

Like.

[B]

We're not gonna think that R. Kelly is in there, like, struggling, eating Jack Max and all of that. No, he's getting shit gourmet brought in.

[C]

Jack Mac.

[B]

It's like. You make it with, like. It's like fish cheese. It's like you kind of make your own little.

[A]

Like.

[B]

It's like a prison. Prison. A prison meal casserole. It's something like that.

[D]

Is it vegan?

[B]

No, definitely not.

[A]

And don't you have to crush up the Doritos in it?

[B]

You can do it. It's all kind of shit. You can add your own little sauce to it. You know what I'm saying? But not the R. The R is not eating that. Not happening. No way.

[A]

Do you see that happening?

[B]

Not the man that wrote I Believe I Can Fly. He not eating that shit. I could guarantee y'all he's not eating a jackman.

[A]

Well, he just came out and said that he lost, like, what, $15 million because he couldn't read or write.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Why?

[A]

Which I'm never gonna feel bad for. For R. Kelly, but that's. That sucks. No, he's a piece of $10.5 million. Yeah. You know those. Those lawyers were doing backflips when they found out R. Kelly couldn't read.

[B]

Oh, man.

[A]

Like, oh, this is. This is the lick we needed.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

This is what we just make sure he has enough money for when he asks for something.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And the accountant and lawyers taking everything else.

[C]

So. So his accountant was Robin Hood.

[A]

I believe that's what it was. Accountants, lawyers.

[B]

No, he wasn't taking that money and giving it to the. To the needy. No, he definitely wasn't doing.

[C]

He was the needy.

[B]

No, he wasn't the needy. He was the greedy.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Taking that and open. Buying houses in different parts of the country. You know how these UP accounts are. They'll move that money. Move them digits so fast you won't even see it.

[A]

And then donate to Israel for a tax relief.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Staying on relationships with musicians. I think we all agree what Juice World's ex did is foul and disgusting. But, yes, like most pop stars, Ariana Grande has made her return. And I know it's not our target.

[B]

One of the greatest voices of our generation.

[D]

You can sing her ass off. That's a fact. But she. She had a line in her new single, damaris. Can you read this? I feel like this is more your speed.

[C]

Your business is yours and mine is mine. Why do you care so much whose dick I ride?

[A]

Didn't she do a whole song of naming every dick she. She wrote?

[B]

All right, hold on, hold on. So who is she? Who is she talking to?

[A]

You?

[D]

Well, the audience.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Oh, just like fans wanting to know who she's fucking.

[D]

Who she's dick. Yeah, because she. Oh, okay.

[B]

I thought she was talking to her current dude. I was about to say, I think it's okay for him to care whose dick you riding. Like, that's not a. Is that a crazy ass? Now?

[A]

This is to the fans.

[B]

Yeah, okay. All right, cool. If it's to the Fans then. I'm with Ariana on that. Like, yeah, 100%. Like somebody asked in a discord last night, when was the last time I had sex? I thought that was weird. Why does anybody. Who. When is the last time you had sex?

[A]

It's an invasive question.

[B]

What the fuck is that? Like, how do you ask somebody that?

[A]

But like with you, it's like a mythical thing. Like, we've heard the story. So that's why everyone is so invested.

[B]

And that's just weird to be. Just want to know who like she's had.

[D]

I think it's warranted with her in a sense because of her. Like most singers, she sings a lot about relationships, has songs with some of the artists that she dated, including Mac, but it's been extremely tumultuous. And she was married and then was cheating on her husband with a guy that I guess was also cheating on his wife. And now they're dating. No, that's not even. Allegedly. And now they're. Now they're dating.

[B]

So she.

[D]

She actually trauma bonded and now this is her new man.

[B]

That's her new man?

[D]

Yeah, that's her.

[B]

I think it looked like Duncan Penderhugh. Yeah.

[D]

She's entering. She's entering an extremely white phase again. Remember, she was black. Like a few.

[A]

It's like a coke face.

[D]

This guy was a. He's an actor. He was in Wicked. They met on set.

[A]

I guess I'm just saying if you write a beautiful song naming all the famous dicks you wrote, don't tell the fans. Why are you concerned with the dicks I'm riding.

[B]

Right. Yeah. I have my business into. You telling me your business.

[A]

I have sympathy and empathy for artists where their personal lives get destroyed. I think that's a little heavy. But you. You kind of signed up for this. If you are making a hit. It was number one record.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What was it? Thank you. Next or some. Yeah, yeah. It's about the dicks and then the next one. Yeah. We're concerned. We're fans of your music and your music is based off of that.

[C]

Her music. If she releases 3 million songs and she meant she names drops in one song now, her music is based off.

[B]

Of that, not her music. But you can't be surprised when people are concerned about who's the current guy you're with.

[C]

They were. They were going to be concerned about that. Whether she dropped that song.

[A]

It wasn't B side or LA Leakers freestyle. It was the. I think the number one. It was the number one song of the Year.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

If I.

[D]

If I not mistake another song on that album was literally called Pete Davidson.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like the song. Which, by the way, I think his song is Hard is Fine. And again, thank you. Next is a great record. She didn't on any of them. Like, it was a. I think a healthy, positive record.

[B]

Yeah, she was. But that she learned from some of them and she. She matured and she, you know, grew and things like that. It was like, okay, this is a cool way to flip that.

[A]

Okay, with all that said, you can't be mad at us if we're wondering who's next, right?

[B]

Well, like, that's.

[A]

That's the thing here.

[D]

Some people were mad. She lost over 350, 000 followers on Instagram, and people have. Because now we're talking infidelity. Now we're talking. Oh, you're cheating people that were married.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And this. The other guy, I guess, had a kid.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

At some point, right before she destroyed.

[A]

A nuclear family, she.

[D]

But like, that's her back.

[C]

Damn, you're.

[B]

Yeah, but if I just had it. If I just had a baby and Ariana wanted to date me, I'm probably going to date her.

[C]

Like, oh, that rhyme.

[B]

You jump in ship, huh? I mean, it's Ariana you would date.

[D]

Because, like, look, I'm with you. I. I do like the cute little short stint romance with it, but I wouldn't be like, this is it. We're committed. Because clearly that's not how she operates.

[B]

Yeah, no, she's in and out. You gotta just have. So.

[C]

Because her. She's had failed relationships, she's now in and out. Like, that's. Like, that's.

[B]

She cheated on her.

[D]

I was talking about. She cheated on Mac, got married with Pete in like the matter of a month, and then she cheated on that.

[C]

That's not what happened. None of that. He's literally making that up. None of that happened.

[B]

Speak to it.

[A]

I didn't pay much attention, Max.

[C]

Addiction issues that she. That she did not cheat on Mac and then go marry Pete.

[A]

Okay, I don't.

[D]

Broke up. Two months later, she married Pete.

[C]

Two months later, they got engaged.

[D]

Fine.

[A]

We all thought that was wild. Like, Pete Davidson was the only one in the world that didn't realize that that was going to.

[D]

And then as soon as she left Pete, she got married to this other guy. Not the. Not the current one. There's a guy in between this guy Dylan. And then. Oh, no, I married. And then she finds this guy cheats who's also married and just had A kid. And now they're together.

[B]

Well, I understand him leaving his baby mother for Ariana.

[D]

She's just as bad.

[A]

We're not saying her history doesn't have some red flag. We just want them to be accurate. Red flags? Yeah. I don't know if she cheated on Mack and with Pete, like, nor do I care. It wasn't paying attention. I had no fucking idea. But in the.

[C]

Just talking about.

[A]

But your fans are also fucking. 30,000 people unfollowed her because she's 350. 300,000 because she said, get off my dick. Yeah, both people are being way too dramatic.

[D]

It's a matter of the get off my dick. I think people we're talking to, like, white Middle America people. They still put, like, infidelity is a no, no. And they put the nuclear family on a pedestal, but it's like they're so far removed.

[A]

Fudgeing.

[D]

Ariana's from Boca Raton. She's been rich her whole life. She popped as a kid. She was a Disney star. Like, she can't relate to you Middle America people. Get over it. She's going to fuck who she wants. Taylor, a gazillionaire. She's going to do whatever the hell she wants. So if you're looking to find solace in someone that literally couldn't relate less to you, find someone else.

[C]

You can say that about every artist.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

No, it's true. I just think it's ridiculous how people look at them. Like they're supposed to be the beacon of hope. No, they're not, bro. They're entertainers.

[B]

Right.

[D]

She can do whatever the she wants.

[A]

I mean, I. I feel like we have to unfollow sweetie now that her and YG broke up.

[D]

They were dating.

[A]

I didn't. I saw that. I was like, I didn't know they were dating.

[C]

He comments.

[A]

There's so many things on my timeline that I scroll.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I was like, I didn't even know that was happening.

[B]

I never know who's like, I don't give a. Who's do. Like, who cares? Who gives a.

[A]

What's funny is when I saw this headline, first thing I said was, didn't know they were dating. Second, I was like, huh. Kind of makes sense.

[B]

Break. It says, breakup is amicable.

[D]

They're cool.

[C]

It's a breakup. It's not a divorce. Yeah, it's amicable. Like, what the. No one's trying to take one's house or car.

[B]

They were dating, having fun.

[A]

LA Love Story.

[B]

It's like, you know, sweetie, Looks like she's. She's a lot of fun.

[D]

Seven months. That's a good seven month run.

[B]

Oh, yg. Yeah, that's. That's a great run. Seven months.

[A]

Yeah. Wait, and seven months means you guys could stay friends because it never got that invested and you could probably beat every now and then.

[B]

That's.

[D]

That's a smart move.

[B]

Yeah, I ain't going.

[A]

Seven months is a great time to break.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, there's still hope for the future and y'all can stay cool.

[B]

It didn't get too ugly, didn't get nasty. And it wasn't like a bad. It's like if we see each other out now, we'll still flirt a little bit. I might still be able to clap that, you know? You know, I understand. I see what YG doing. I see what he doing.

[A]

Well, I mean, we know he's not.

[B]

New to this, you know, YG's been around. He's a vet. He's a vet.

[D]

So seven months, if we're looking at. They started dating and my math is awful. What's seven? March.

[A]

No, it doesn't matter.

[D]

Well, I'm only bringing this up because did they. Do you think they did the holidays together? Because at that point you're like four or five. Four.

[B]

I believe that's probably why they broke up. Up. Because they didn't do the holidays together. So it's probably like we didn't even do the holidays together. Like, come on.

[A]

They're both from la, so I'm sure all of their family, for the most part is in California.

[B]

She's from the bay. Isn't she from the Bay?

[A]

Oh, I apologize, sweetie. She went to usc, right? I know there's some LA probably connection there. Oh, then that does change things because I thought like, when you do the seven month relationship and the holidays come about, if all. If both your families are in the same area, wait, they would come easier.

[B]

20 nights.

[A]

He's not flying to the base seven months in.

[C]

No, that's. That's.

[B]

What.

[C]

Who's that? He commented on one of Kehlani's pictures.

[A]

YG did?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

That's why they broke up.

[C]

No, Sam, just recently he commented, I want to. He's. No, everybody knew that he was like cheating on Kehlani. Like, remember, you don't remember those good times where like all the bloggers were talking about how he was cheating on Kehlani, treating her like a dog and like she went and wrote a whole song standing 10 toes down.

[B]

So YG dated Kehlani and Saweetie.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

I ain't gonna lie. This out here putting numbers on the board. I might have to. Let me. Let me download this last project, man.

[A]

Nas is on it. It's pretty good.

[B]

You know what I'm saying?

[C]

Oh, you heard it?

[D]

I like it. Yeah.

[B]

I watch. You had this.

[D]

I met him at Ali's birthday party a couple years ago. Very nice guy.

[C]

God.

[B]

Jesus Christ.

[A]

Tell us the combo. Why is he a nice guy?

[B]

He said hello. That's why he's nice.

[A]

Because I heard him. Because I heard my crazy life, and I don't know how nice he really is.

[D]

Well, I mean, it was. It was a birthday. It was celebrated.

[A]

If you had a. If you had a home in the Compton area. He broke into it.

[B]

Yeah. He was coming through your.

[D]

Extremely gated. No, it was. It was funny. There's a. A wet bar by the pool, and there was. It was just all bottles of 42 and all these different tequilas. Mostly reposado, because that's what the guy.

[B]

Great night.

[D]

I like, like. Like most things in my life, I like blanco tequila.

[B]

Right.

[D]

So get the joke.

[B]

Yep. You didn't even have to say blanco tequila. Got it.

[D]

So I went up and I was asking the bartender, I was like, hey, do you have any blanco tequila? So he pulls out a bottle, and YG at the same time comes up and goes, oh, like, you do drink blanco, too. We got. So we talked. We talked about tequila. That was the extent of the conversation.

[B]

Right.

[D]

But that was it. It was nice. We did a couple shots together and.

[B]

Yeah, you could have kept that to.

[D]

Yourself, but anyway, I took Jay Z's Bentley home.

[B]

There you go.

[A]

I also, like. I'm just trying to see the world where a treetop piru goes to Julian. Yo, you like tequila too?

[D]

No, it was because we both like the same tequila.

[B]

No, I got. I've seen your connection. I know.

[A]

We got the most popular tequila in the world.

[B]

Yeah, I got it.

[D]

It was cosmic.

[B]

Got it.

[A]

Can you drink what all of us drink?

[C]

Oh, damn. Wow.

[D]

But not repo. Fuck you guys.

[B]

Not repo. Got it.

[A]

Maybe he's a Clooney fan.

[D]

Maybe the world's a Clooney fan.

[A]

Do we have any voicemails?

[D]

We do.

[B]

You've got mail.

[D]

Should we do an option? I'll give you guys two. Helping someone with work advice or talking to someone about sexuality.

[A]

Let's do work advice first.

[D]

All right, let's do it.

[E]

Yo, guys, I got a. I got an HR question for you because I know we love that topic, right? Now, so work question. Hr. Old fat white dude can't even see his dick. I met him once at an at, like an account. I'm a sales rep. I met him an account and he passes this snarky ass comment saying, this girl's, oh, she's doing her job and looks me up in my up and down because I'm 15 minutes late because I was coming from another account and I gotta go across the state to get to this one on time. I make a little hiccup in the job and I fix it. But on the email thread, this guy replies all. Dumbass doesn't know. He replied all. He said, my brand. I can't say my company name. He said, this branch of the company sucks. XYZ sucks, exclamation point, exclamation point, and dumb exclamation point. Now, the other guy on the thread replied to homeboy who sent that fucked up email about me to him and said, you replied all like, that kid saw it. And so now he said, I'm so sorry for the statement. It's very inappropriate of me to have said this. Please accept my apology if I can. It could be frustrating that you endure. It could be frustrating with end of year sales damage. It sounded like Rory with that one. But what would you do if it was the point?

[A]

I think you suck.

[B]

Reverse.

[E]

I feel like he tried to take my head off this white man. And, like, I'm a chill dude. So, like, I don't really want to go to hr, but, like, I kind of want to be off with his head because you can't just disrespect me like that. So what would you do? What would you do? Thank you.

[A]

I'm still just trying to get over the shot.

[D]

Yeah, you caught a stray.

[A]

Let that go, man. Yeah, you know, like, you probably didn't like the guy before to begin with. You know, he doesn't like you. You're gonna have to work together regardless. Like, just.

[B]

Just chalk it up.

[A]

It was a fucking email. Like, it is what it is.

[B]

Don't be that guy. I just chalk it up. It is what it is. And because now you kind of have him at your. Like, he's on eggshells with you now. You know what I'm saying? Like, if it's. If you go straight to hr, it's like, you know what's gonna happen to him? He's gonna lose his job.

[A]

And if you want to get, like, really diabolical or get on some, like, Machiavelli, don't go to hr. And just ask for random requests for him to do parts of your job. You got something over him now.

[D]

Yes, but also, who else is on that email? You know, I mean, like, if. If there were other people on the team on the email. It's not like this was.

[B]

Like, does it matter? He has.

[D]

No, I'm saying other people know about this. Up.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[D]

So now it's like a communal. Like, he fudged up.

[B]

Like, everybody in the workplace knows.

[D]

Like, the whole team.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

So now the whole team can kind of like, you're the bad guy now.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Now we can all agree that, like, you fucked up. And I wonder how high up, like, was this kid's boss on that email. Like, how high does it get? Email?

[A]

Yeah. He may not. He may not have to go to HR at all.

[D]

That's what I'm saying. Yeah.

[A]

Someone else that reply all. Or like, when someone else gets added to a thread and you don't realize can get you into a lot of. A lot of trouble in a company.

[D]

Share it.

[A]

Oh, I've never had, like, me personally, but I've definitely seen whether I was working at a label or an ad. People talk about each other by accident on email threads pretty often.

[B]

Anybody ever text something, like, to you and you know it wasn't for you, but it was about you?

[C]

Yes, and I've done it to people too.

[B]

Like, But I'm like. But while you're in, like, each other's presence. Oh, that's so, like, say we're sitting here and like, you try to text your cousin some shit about me, but. And you end up texting me like, that's happened to me. And I. I just acted like I ain't even. You know what I mean? Like, I ain't even read it. Like. But the person obviously saw, like, oh, shit, this one went to his phone like, And I acted like I ain't even. It was just like, what'd they say.

[C]

About you that your breath stink.

[B]

Nobody could ever see.

[C]

Oh, I didn't. I was just throwing it out there.

[B]

No, they. It was something like, it wasn't nothing too crazy. It was just like, yo mall. Something like, it wasn't nothing. It wasn't nothing crazy. But I know it wasn't for me. It wasn't. It wasn't like, he wasn't sending that to me, but it wasn't nothing that was crazy. Or else I would have. I would have said something about it. But it's just funny. Cause I know that feeling is like, when you don't say Nothing to them about it. It's like they don't know what to. They just sitting there like, yo, I know you saw that. Like, I know you saw that text message. Act like, I never seen. I was like, whatever.

[A]

I have some advice I want from you guys, actually.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

I'll try to keep this as anonymous as possible.

[C]

Good luck.

[A]

But it's going to be very difficult to make it anonymous. So my mom.

[B]

It's already not anonymous.

[A]

Yeah, accidentally.

[D]

One name.

[A]

Well, there's one person I want to keep anonymous.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[D]

Your dad.

[B]

The big guy.

[A]

She's not texting me about him. Trust me. My mom texted Kia a text that she thought she was sending to me about one of my childhood friends that's currently going through some criminal things that aren't the best of light. And Kia reading that was like, he can't be around Amara or, like, us. And then I was like. She was like, were you not gonna tell me? I was like, no. Wasn't really my business to tell. And my mom should not have texted you that, because now it's like, she don't really know him like that. And now her only point of reference is a text message from my mom about something that was a very bad thing that he's going through at the moment.

[B]

Okay, but is he going through something.

[A]

That'S like, he didn't harm children?

[B]

Okay. All right, cool.

[D]

That's the thing. It would depend on the crime.

[A]

No. All right. We took a slight break, and I informed them exactly what was going on in the case. And I apologize to the listener that I being cryptic about this, but it's literally in the middle of litigation. I don't even know what the right word would be. They're in court. Like, it's happening right now, and I want to respect that. And I don't think you're even allowed to talk about an open case in that regard, especially when it's not yours.

[B]

I mean, you're not saying no names, sticky situation.

[D]

And it's very difficult.

[C]

The users can pretty much sum up.

[A]

There's. There's different stories on both sides of what happened, and someone ended up hurt, so have to see how that plays out. So I guess the advice you guys are giving me is let it play out. Not only get all the details and see what the fuck happens after you.

[D]

Gave us those details. I'm on Kia's side.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I mean, was she.

[D]

Protect your family, bro.

[B]

Always.

[D]

It's not even that. I'm not saying it's gonna. It can get violent with Rory and Kia in a Mom.

[C]

I'm saying, protect your peace.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

It ain't worth arguing about.

[D]

It's not worth talking about the There. When the. When they get older, Amara and their child. Things like, I didn't grow up in a physically violent household, but I would go visit friends that had parents that were physically violent and I didn't know what that was. And I would go home and tell my parents stories about, like, hey, Mr. So and so, cussed out my friend's mom. And they like. It was like hitting each other.

[B]

Shit.

[D]

My parents like, oh, that's clipped. You're not going over there anymore. It's like, that. Just avoid it.

[B]

Oh, yeah, I understand that. But.

[D]

But this is the same thing.

[B]

I've had relatives around me when I was a kid, didn't know that they were in those type of relationships with my aunts or, you know, things like that, and it didn't affect me. It's not like I saw it. You know what I'm saying? So to say don't want them around my kid is like, you have people around your kids and you right now that you wouldn't even know what goes on inside their home. It's only the fact that you know now what happened that doesn't make them a bad person. Like, it's just like, yo, they got they shit.

[C]

Certain things do make you bad. A bad person for sure.

[B]

Yeah. But if you in a relationship with somebody and y'all arguing and y'all beefing with it, that's Y'all shit. You can't be around me. It's just like, yo, yo, y'all be like, what the fuck is wrong with y'all? Chill.

[A]

Not a pattern in the regard to where it was now. Just a bad relationship that manifested into a crazy one.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

What's happening there? I do think there is. If you're. If you don't have that pattern, I'm not saying it makes anything okay. I still look at you crazy and despise that type of shit. I think there's redemption if in certain cases, if this is not who that person is and the right help is given. And that takes a long time.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Like a very long time.

[C]

So that's.

[A]

You don't brush that time.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Still treat that person the same way you would treat anyone else that you would hear that may be accused of something like that.

[B]

But.

[C]

But that's your personal relate. So.

[A]

But not just in some cases with people. I think there is redemption. None of us believe in any of that, but we probably have family members and people that have. Like, most have been around that type of yo, but in some cases, there. There is. There is peace eventually, if it's not as crazy. That's why I, like, didn't want to totally talk about it, because now I think the listeners can kind of just run with a story because they don't have it.

[C]

Yeah, exactly.

[A]

It's not that crazy.

[B]

Yeah, but see, it's not that I'm always with like that, because I've been on that side where it was like, well, not to that extent, but, like, years ago when people used to pick up your phone and tweet crazy. It was a bunch of crazy tweets on my timeline from 0809 that resurfaced years ago. And I'm just like, bro, that was fake tweets. I didn't tweet that. It was a time where you would have your laptop, open your homework, get on your laptop, just start tweeting crazy shit. So when you get back to your shit, your mentions is crazy, you like, yo, I ain't even tweeting nothing. So then there was some tweets that popped up, and, like, a girl that I was cool with, I guess she saw the tweets and really started, and I was like, yo, you know me for real, yo. Like, don't cut it out. Like, you really think that I really tweeted that? Like, that was, like, fake shit? Like, somebody picked up my phone and tweeted that when we was all hanging out.

[D]

Like, this is different, though.

[B]

No, but what I'm saying is. What I'm saying is people see shit or hear things about you, and then, like. But when they really know you for real, it's like, you really treating me, like, differently or treating me like some. Like you not fucking with me because of that, like, oh, so you think that's. You really think I'm that type of person that I would, like? I feel like that. I think like, that, like, that's crazy.

[A]

What he's saying is, if I hear that this incident happened and I know my friend for who he is, I need to hear out more of the details because that's not his character at all.

[D]

Say he was the person in the wrong, and even the court finds that to be true. What is your relationship with him moving forward?

[A]

I don't know how to answer that now.

[D]

That's fair.

[B]

Do you know you're not on trial right now?

[A]

I feel like it, yeah. And I feel like I've explained now. I kind of understand. Maybe the frustration, probably on the other side of these voicemails of the people that call in. And we just kind of rant about something that had nothing to really do with what they said. Like, hey, are you listening to me? Because Julian and Damaris advice was what I'm already doing.

[C]

Yeah, you said, what should I do?

[D]

You asked us a question, and we.

[A]

Say about the second step. You guys are telling me I need to distance myself for the sake of my family because it's toxic over there no matter what has happened. I'm telling you, I did that already. My mother was updating me. I haven't. I've purposely not been around that because the negative energy before any accusations happened. It was a nightmare over there.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I kept that away from my family. Okay, so I'm asking, moving forward, that's kind of to what Julian's question to me just now of like, all right, if the court does this, what would you do next? That was my initial question, yo.

[C]

Well, you were.

[A]

I was already separating myself. What do I do now? Well, let it play out, and then.

[B]

Like, let it play out, and then depending on what side of the coin that your friend lands on, then you know how to move from there. If he comes to find out that he was the aggression and that whole situation was his fault, then he's a clown, and you got to cut him off.

[C]

You could love people from a distance.

[B]

Rory, or you could just not love them at all.

[C]

I think. I think love is.

[B]

I'm that type of nigga.

[C]

I think love is not the action word of love, of actively loving somebody, but I think love the emotion. I think if you ever really love somebody, you don't. You never stop loving. Loving them, then it wasn't real love. You didn't really love them.

[B]

That's not true.

[A]

There can be different levels of love.

[D]

Yeah. Point. It's always constant.

[C]

Yeah. If you ever love somebody, even if you don't with them, even if you hate them, even if you good on them, it does. If you ever really, truly loved them, then you don't just stop loving.

[B]

So you love somebody in love. Y'all together love. That's your. Your heart. You love him, and then he flips on you. Could turn out to be a piece of whoops your ass all kind of shit, y'all break up. You finally get out of that relationship, you still love him.

[C]

If I ever really love somebody, I will love them for the rest of my life. Not in love. Not want to be around them. Not getting.

[B]

I'm talking about. He Whooped your ass. You still love him. See, that's some toxic.

[D]

I mean that happens a lot.

[C]

No, toxic is staying and staying in the relationship.

[B]

That's not always staying.

[C]

But I think when I. I'm talking about the love that like transcends. Not conditional love. I'm talking about when they say unconditional love. There is nothing that my little sister can do to me to make me stop loving. She could go and murder our fucking parents. She could become the worst person in the world. Unconditional love is. I will love you for the rest of your life. That love will be from a distance. I may not talk to you, I may not speak to you. I may not. But the love that I felt for you, big love is still that. What did he say?

[D]

He said like the Menendez brothers. That's like the most love.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Out there.

[B]

The highest form of self love right there.

[D]

That's big love.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

If I'm. If I'm Damaris's parents now I'm nervous, man. Listen, if I had that, the siblings.

[C]

Oh, they know I'll out. Yeah.

[B]

Listen, I love animals. If I gotta. If I got a dog and I love my dog and one day my dog mauls the out of me and. And gives me stitches on my face and I will put rover down in 10 minutes. I'll take that to the back of the building and put a bullet right in his head just off a little bite. No, I'm talking about like when my face is like I'm in like stitches. Like my is like.

[A]

I don't want to victim blame, but if you're raising that dog, what did you do to that dog to get the dog?

[B]

Sometimes animals just remember that they animals.

[C]

So what am I doing right now?

[B]

Yeah, like I'm a dog. I'm standing on big business. Like I'm about to bite the out.

[A]

I'm an alpha.

[B]

Yeah. Like I should be in. In the wilderness. Like I'm putting them taking him right to the back of the building. Sitting in the green of passengers. You crazy?

[C]

Your love for Rover was condition. How he acted towards you was an unconditional love.

[B]

Once you show me that you don't appreciate my love.

[A]

Depends the dog. A tiger.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean a tiger is gonna tiger. That's your. That's your fault.

[D]

Yeah. What kind of dog? Yeah, a dog.

[B]

Like you know, like. Like Basley Rottweiler.

[D]

Have you ever had a dog?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Who was the name?

[B]

Mr. And Cel. Like the color purple.

[D]

You really like the color such.

[B]

Well, my sister. That was that's, like, one of our favorite. Yeah. Real talk.

[C]

Oh, I'm. I had a dog named Dior Chanel. Nobody out niggers me.

[B]

Dior Chanel.

[C]

Yeah. And my current. My little sister's dog named Jackson Daniels. We call him Jack. Jack.

[D]

Wait, wait. He's named after Jack Daniels?

[C]

His name is Jackson Daniels. Giscomb call him Check Jack.

[A]

Yeah, we're just gonna let her get off. You have a dog named Dior and Chanel.

[C]

Dior Chanel was her name.

[D]

That was one dog.

[A]

Do you also comment under Shade Room posts?

[C]

No, I don't. Like, I've seen you a couple times, though.

[A]

I don't even follow Shade Room.

[C]

Rory was coming underneath his album. Like, you know, great album out in the year.

[A]

Shade Room didn't post it. And I don't follow Shade Room.

[B]

You follow Shaver?

[A]

I don't. That's what I'm saying.

[B]

I'm about to say that's nasty.

[A]

But people that name their dogs Gucci. Comment. Understatement.

[C]

Well, to be fair, we named her Dior Chanel. I was in, like, high school, so.

[A]

All right, fine.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

She died.

[A]

That's okay. I thought you did that, like, in your big age. No, but your big 25. Have currently 25.

[C]

Currently five. Yeah. Jackson Daniels is like one. We named him that recently named.

[D]

It's named after the drink Jack.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

I don't know. Well, I guess to conclude, a thug changes, love changes, and best friends become strangers is what I always say. That's something that I wrote.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

On a Shade Room post.

[A]

Well, on a Nas record when I was 6.

[C]

I'm sorry that you are going through that. I am.

[A]

Oh, thanks.

[D]

Oh, I thought you meant the caller.

[B]

He ain't going through.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

I'm like, honestly, he took a shot at Rory. This guy is the bravado.

[B]

His friends.

[C]

I was talking about Rory. Rory is going through something.

[B]

What is he going through?

[A]

It's a sad situation.

[D]

Changes.

[B]

Sad. Man.

[D]

It is sad.

[C]

Ma don't care about nobody, so you can't expect.

[B]

No, I care, but it's like, that ain't sad. It's like, yo, y'all got issues, man. It's not sad. It's like, yo, y'all got a problem.

[D]

Yeah, but. But think about it. From if you went into this with, oh, my God. Or our kids are about the same age, they'll grow up together, have this whole, like, relationship, and then you've come to find out that may not have, like. That would suck.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

There's more to it.

[C]

And you actually. You naturally love like your best friend's child. So knowing that your best friend's child, especially after what you went through in life, knowing that they're going to go through. Have such a bad childhood and all of these things because their parents are. Yeah, that's. That is a sad situation.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Because I have.

[C]

About people that you care about.

[B]

So continue that relationship with his daughter.

[D]

How you mean how you just gonna.

[A]

Pull up, buy her a phone?

[D]

Yo, are you alone? Like, what's he gonna pull up?

[A]

Yo, you alone?

[C]

That sounds really cool.

[D]

No, not on some.

[C]

Like, yeah, I get what you're saying.

[B]

It's not just that he just can't be around.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

His family, but he can still be around them. You can still have a relationship with them. Just set the boundary. Like, yo, listen, wifey ain't really, you know, this energy showing around the baby, so.

[A]

But also what.

[B]

Like, gotta put it all on.

[A]

Wifey pisses me off of not going through things. Just pet peeves. And that annoys me. When other people's actions affect your relationship.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

And it's kind of inevitable. Like, no matter that's what relationship you're in. It's just life. But like, when other people do now, it affects what we have going on here. When you had nothing to do with it whatsoever.

[C]

So annoying. Very.

[A]

And it happens. Like, that's. I think everyone's that's been a relationship has went through. Through something similar to that. That just like, oh, when you're home. Like, we have. We have enough of our own internal issues that we have to work on. And now we're working on other people's.

[C]

Like, when your homegirl gets caught cheating on her man, and now your man looking at you. You was with her when she. That night. You was with her when y'all every right man, leave me out of this. That was her that she was popping. That'll have nothing to do with me. Why am I answering for her crimes?

[B]

But all women cheat. You know that.

[C]

No, I don't know that. I didn't.

[B]

It's actually a new study that came out that says 70 of married couples actually have a backup boyfriend. Like, during even. Even if they're happily married. 70?

[A]

Who did that? Study Lipstick Alley, Pro Bible.

[B]

No, that was. That was. It's a real thing. Like, look it up. 70% of married, happily married women have a backup boyfriend. Have a backup. Like, they.

[A]

Like that they fuck.

[B]

No, not fuck, but like, you know.

[A]

Oh. Like just in case.

[B]

Talk. Communicate. Communicate with things like that.

[A]

Oh, okay. I think 70 is a little high, but, yeah, I see that being sort of normal.

[B]

That's sick.

[C]

Men do that too.

[B]

No. Well, it says here 70% of men happily marry men. I don't think so.

[D]

It says 20. 20% of men cheat in this study, 20% of men. Whereas for women, it's 13 to 15%.

[C]

So men cheat.

[B]

My cheat. I'm talking.

[A]

I need to.

[B]

Do you have a backup? Like.

[D]

Like a real relationship?

[B]

Like, they know. Like, if this doesn't work out, I.

[C]

Know they just got there.

[B]

I'm currently in communication with the guy that I would be with.

[A]

I think I found my new rabbit hole. I need to figure out how they do stats because I'm so sick of people when they have an argument to say, go look at the data, but don't explain where the data came from and how they got that data.

[B]

You know where it came from, because.

[A]

That'S always the number one of, like, Family Feud.

[B]

We surveyed 100 people.

[A]

Then that's not a fact. You may have.

[B]

You.

[A]

You interviewed 100 hoes.

[B]

Yeah, I want to interview a hundred hoes.

[D]

There's that YouTube.

[A]

20 women versus one podcaster could be.

[C]

Oh, my God. You would be hoes.

[A]

Yo. We should reach out.

[D]

We should just.

[A]

Oh, my God, Maul would be so good on that show.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Would I?

[D]

You would be really good on that.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I think. I think if we could get them to do, like, just podcast or edition with you and, like, a bunch of other podcasters, I think that would be funny as hell.

[B]

Podcasters?

[C]

No, like, no, no. It'd be like, a bunch of male podcasters to do that. The 20 women versus one man.

[B]

Oh, okay. I see what you're saying. I thought you meant, like, the. The 20. The male podcasters would be trying to.

[D]

Like, they're auditioning for you.

[B]

Yeah, I'm like, no, I'm like, are you trying to get content? Content? Because I'm gonna walk in that and walk right back up.

[A]

She's saying, like, if you and 85 south are like, yeah, that would be funny.

[B]

Got you.

[A]

Oh, yeah. We should try to reach out to them, because I would go to just watch Sidelines. Can you just mic me up? I won't be on camera, but, like, I just want to be able to make comments about movies and the women shooting their shot at him.

[C]

I think that would be hilarious.

[D]

That would be fun.

[B]

It would be.

[D]

We treated like an impractical jokers thing. We got a bug in mall's ear.

[B]

God, just thinking about you in my ear. Tell Him. No, I just.

[D]

It should be fun.

[B]

It's too much.

[C]

Somebody. Julian, it being in your ear is gay. I don't know. I haven't discovered it yet. But something.

[A]

It is like he is whispering inside.

[C]

Yeah, that's gay.

[B]

Yeah, that is good.

[D]

I'm in your.

[A]

And, like, tell her to say this.

[C]

That's.

[A]

That feels.

[C]

Yeah, like asmr.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

What's. What movie is it? I forgot. He's like, tell her he's listening to his friend on the phone. The girls like, tell her you miss her whispering eye.

[A]

I don't know what movie that is.

[C]

And why do you like my girls whispering your ear?

[B]

No.

[C]

You don't like that. You don't like having your ear licked or nothing either, do you? Yeah, some. There's some people. Look at Rory. There's some people who like that. And then there's like, that makes my, like, my whole body folder is so gross.

[B]

Jada Stevens licked my ears.

[A]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[B]

Oh, God, that was great.

[D]

You don't like any of your leg.

[A]

That was a fun surprise. That was one of those that, like, you're so excited for your friend to be surprised that you, like, almost want to tell.

[B]

I was surprised at that. That was like, oh, I'm mad. Why you ain't give me the little text? Like, yo, you know, I mean, when.

[A]

I got the text and shout out to Premier for setting that up. Yeah. I wanted to tell you just because I was excited for you.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

And that was a great way to end the year, too. For the love of Mall.

[B]

That was great.

[A]

Blindfolded Mall.

[B]

And shout out to Jada took the.

[A]

Blindfold off and Jada's in his lap.

[B]

Oh, God. Amazing.

[D]

Because I, I, I was, I was there. I remember watching that. Did you get. All right, pause this whole thing aroused while you were blindfolded? No, but then when you took it off, you're like. And then you were like, oh, this is who I. Someone I like.

[B]

I took my. I took the blindfold off and it was mad. I wore underwear under those sweat. I was like, if I don't know.

[A]

Yo. You know the best way to describe mall's reaction? Have you guys ever seen those beautiful videos of kids that were deaf and then they get a hearing aid and you can hear for the first time and the reaction and like, how much it makes me cry.

[B]

That's a perfect example.

[A]

That's exactly what mall's reaction that was when he took the blindfold off and saw Jake.

[B]

Like, you don't understand. I Was thinking, all right, they brought out a midget. Like, that's what my mouth. I was like, all right, they brought out a midget.

[A]

That's crazy. That's where your mind went.

[B]

Because I just know y'all stupid. They brought out a transsexual. Like, I was thinking that. I was like, I. I think they.

[D]

Would have put on your life.

[B]

Because I remember telling. I forgot who it was. I was like, yeah, we didn't.

[A]

Because that was. That was before that time.

[B]

Yeah, that's why I was like, you.

[A]

Could have gotten a lot of trouble later.

[B]

I told somebody backstage. I was like, yo, bro, listen, this could go really bad if I take this blindfold off and this is like a guy sitting on my lap. Like, I was like, yo, don't play with me like that.

[A]

No, we weren't.

[B]

And then that was never who it was. They was like, nah, nah, trust me. You just. Just. You mean put the blindfold on? I was like, all right, bet. But yeah, as soon as I saw it was Jada Stevens, I was like, oh, man, you don't even know how many nights, how many, how many, how.

[A]

Much lotion you've ran through.

[B]

Oh, my God. Jesus.

[C]

Well, my favorite porn star is Kieran Noir, if y'all wanted to surprise me.

[B]

Just letting you know Kira's nice.

[A]

She's nice. Is it weird that I like her pre fake tits?

[C]

No. I like their pre fake tits, too.

[B]

No, but hers look nice, though.

[A]

No, they're not. They're not bad.

[C]

They're like, like, just flat.

[A]

How she was. I, I. That was kind of like the sex appeal of her in some way. Yeah, they're not bad fake tits, but they look good.

[C]

Rory, notice it when the porn star like, like, body change is like, oh, you're up to date.

[A]

She's.

[C]

I mean, you have to date on your videos.

[D]

That's a real.

[A]

This is a. A lister. It is like, of course I saw that.

[D]

To me, at least a lister.

[A]

You can tell also, like, she has a great personality.

[C]

Yeah, she looks.

[A]

I can just tell by her energy. She has a very beautiful, bubbly personality.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Because there are some porn stars where you're like that. She's probably a. I think it's like a really. I think she's a beautiful soul.

[C]

They were on Mia Khalifa's ass on Twitter.

[D]

Oh, yeah. She was getting killed.

[C]

So Mia Khalifa, basically, she was telling a story about how. Because, you know, she's not important anymore, and she was telling a story about how she was at a dinner for a deal that had nothing to do with the adult industry. She was just having a business dinner, and a. A male fan came up to her with his girlfriend and was just like, oh, my God. Like, can you take a picture with me, please? Please, please? Like, when she was in the middle of her meeting, talking, and she was like. She's like. I admittedly, I was like, rudely, like, no. Like, we're eating. No, like, because that's rude to go up to people and just.

[B]

100.

[C]

So the girlfriend was like, basically because she was embarrassed for her boyfriend. And she was like, come on, babe. I told you that wasn't her. She doesn't have enough nut on her face.

[B]

Gangster.

[C]

And Mia said that it was really, you know, upsetting for her because that deal had. She was trying to get out of the entertainment industry, and that deal had nothing to do with the entertainment. With the adult entertainment industry. So it was just kind of, like, disrespectful. And she said she was upset. I understand both. It's very disrespectful.

[A]

And I don't think that's gangster of the girlfriend to do that. Your man is the man is the embarrassment. Your man is the embarrassing. Meant right now.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You're interrupting a woman eating.

[B]

Yeah. Regardless of what they.

[A]

And you're with your girlfriend.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, your man's the clown. Don't try to make this on her. Like, try to insult her when she was minding her business, eating dinner.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So the argument was, if you were ever in the porn industry, like, should people feel entitled? Like, should you just understand that that comes with the territory, that forever you will be looked at as a porn star. No matter what you grow to become, you will always be looked as a poor. Looked at as a porn star. I can understand. You will always be looked up as a porn star. Unfortunately, that's the way that people's minds work. I don't champion it, but that's just the way that the world is. But the entitlement comes in. Whether I was still a porn star or done being a porn star. Leave me the alone. That doesn't entitle you to my time. That doesn't entitle you to my attention. Just because it's just.

[B]

It comes down to. It just comes down to the type of person you're talking about and the mature of the person. Like, I've kicked it with Jada on FaceTime, and we was just smoking, talking shit, laughing, like, I didn't, like, pull my dick out and was like, yo, bust it open. Like, so. Yeah. She's a porn star. A, you know, one of the iconic, one most legendary porn stars ever. But that wasn't. It was like, yo, it's just a girl. That's cool. She smokes, I smoke. You know, FaceTime, talking shit. Like, just, you know, I mean, it just comes down to the maturity of the person. Like, some people will see a porn star in Target and think that the porn stars are supposed to be walking around target naked because that's just the type of person that, you know, that person is. Yeah, it's not mature enough. Like, it's just.

[A]

But also, not everybody has access to get. Like, I'm really cool with a very famous porn star that once I got to know her, it's. She's just a really cool.

[B]

You don't even see that.

[A]

Yeah, I. I don't. Well, I mean, it's. She's still famous, so you come across.

[C]

The videos every once in a while.

[A]

Like, she'll be on the Twitter timeline.

[D]

Like, oh, God.

[A]

Like, yeah, this is weird. But no one else.

[B]

Oh, no, I ain't weird. If I see Jada, it ain't weird at all. I'm just not gonna do that on personal time. Like, it's just like.

[A]

Well, she's. I mean, she's. She's dating one of our friends. Like, it's weird. When. When.

[B]

Then that's different.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So dating my homeboy and you're a porn star, it's like, my homeboy got to know these jokes is coming.

[A]

No, but like, I'm telling you. And if it's soup, it's mad. It's not weird at all. But if you don't know them, she's still one of the most famous porn stars. So she's going to be viewed that way when we're bowling in Atlanta. Like, there's going to be people in the lanes like, oh, wow, that's who that is.

[B]

But as my friend, you got to know that we don't treat it weird.

[A]

But. But how could you not expect somebody to see a famous porn star and not immediately connect it to porn?

[C]

Exactly.

[B]

Yeah. Like, as my friend, you gotta know my personality if you decide to really like wife and be with a porn star. These jokes is coming, bro. You gotta understand that.

[C]

I think that that's disrespectful, Mom.

[B]

Honestly, to my friend. Yeah, no, it's not disrespectful. How.

[C]

Because if that any other girl, you.

[B]

If it was me, I would expect it from my friends. No, not. I would do it, like, in front of Her.

[A]

But even still, that's worse.

[B]

Yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't violate. No, I wouldn't violate. Like, I wouldn't. In front of her. I wouldn't do that. But if we was. Like, if the homies is chilling. Come on. You got to know I'm throwing jokes in my. This. I'm talking about my friend, not somebody. I just know.

[C]

One of my friends, he marries a porn star. You're going to disrespect his wife behind his back? I mean, behind her back. Just because she. What she used to do. But then, see, disrespect.

[B]

You make it seem like I'm going to be like, yo, that.

[C]

That.

[B]

That. Still sucking 40. Like, no, not like that.

[A]

That's crazy.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. Like, that's disrespectful.

[C]

Please let me know the joke. That would be respectful.

[B]

I'm just saying.

[A]

Now, I know that was something that was in your brain.

[B]

No, but I'm just saying, like, you know, you just. You gotta throw some. That's part of being homeless.

[D]

What is the respectful joke?

[B]

Like, yo, yo, we. We wifey. Is she at work?

[A]

That's crazy.

[B]

But, you know, that's just a.

[A]

It's a pretty good joke, though.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. That's. We homies, bro, but we homies. Like, that gotta. That's a forever thing. But you my boy. Now. Somebody that don't know you, shutting the clock around. If we out together and he come up to. You know what I'm saying, And try to. Oh, then we putting him down. We knocking him out. That's just. We could joke like that. Cause we friends. But like I said, I wouldn't make her uncomfortable. Like.

[A]

But also, like, the guy that does that doesn't really care about those jokes.

[B]

Yeah. And then if it's your friend, you know that. It's just my friend, bro. This is what we do do.

[A]

Even when it was funny and trendy to talk about Adam and his wife, we came in here was like, brother, that's our relationship. Like, that's y'all shit. If that makes y'all happy, great. I'm not gonna. We might make a joke or two.

[B]

Nah, but that's.

[A]

But that's. If that's what you want to do, like, that's it. That's not my business.

[B]

Like, okay, let me be clear. I'm talking about other things. I'm talking about if my homeboy wife's a porn star that's no longer doing porn. If My homeboy wife's a porn star, and she's still actively, like, shooting scenes with other men. Bro, what you doing?

[D]

So if she's out the game, it's different.

[B]

Yeah, if she's out the game, then.

[D]

It'S like FIFA's out the game.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. Like, I understand that that was fucked up, but I'm just saying, like, your friend, one of your friends, Julian, I'm talking about your boys.

[D]

You know me. You know me. Come on.

[B]

Like, if he has a. If he's wife and a porn star, but she's still active.

[D]

My friends hook up with girls that are not important, but do like, and I kill that. It's me. But you're also my friend. You signed up for being my friend.

[B]

You know what it is? That's all I'm saying. As my friend, you know where we going? Come on, fam. Because if it was me, I move my friends. Oh, my God. I got to know. I'm like, yo. Yeah, it's. It's part of it. I just got to accept it. Can't get mad. Because if you get mad, that's corny.

[D]

I think what Mia did wrong here, though, she didn't do anything wrong, but I think what she's. Her expectation of people like that people see you as how they consume your content. So, yes, she's not in the game. Yes, she's working on modeling, acting, whatever else. She's working on writing, producing.99 of the world knows you as the porn star.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

So you're expecting a lot from people that are. Have been consuming your content in passing or for however long and only see you getting.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

That's who you are to them.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

So you're expecting a lot for someone to come to your table and be like, so what are you writing these days? That's. That's not gonna happen.

[A]

No, that's.

[C]

It's not about.

[A]

You're misrepresenting what.

[C]

That's not what happened.

[D]

Yeah, no, I. Yeah.

[A]

She can't have the expectations that the world will not view her as a porn star. That is just unrealistic. But I would like the expectations that when I'm eating dinner, someone's not going to come up and say, you can't recognize it without come on her face.

[D]

Well, that.

[A]

Like, that doesn't make it okay.

[D]

No, that woman, the. The boyfriend, the. Sorry, the girl, the girlfriend of that boy that went up to her is a loser.

[C]

Yeah, that was.

[A]

Maya should have every last right to be upset that somebody Said that to her when she was having dinner with her.

[D]

I don't think the guy asking her for a photo is the. That that happens to people.

[A]

And I think it's rude of people to do that to anybody.

[D]

It is, but like, that's. That comes with being noticeable.

[A]

Sure. And it can be annoying, but it comes.

[D]

You're ridiculous.

[A]

What doesn't come with don't come on her face? Yeah, that dinner with my like, come on.

[D]

That's insane. So then I saw. Because the Internet was like, away from Mia.

[B]

Who would be outside with nut on their face? Like, away from her? Like, take Mia out of it. Just like what. What person.

[D]

You ever heard of a come walk?

[C]

It can happen sometimes.

[B]

What the is a come.

[C]

It can happen sometimes and you don't know that it's like happening.

[B]

If you like Santa Claus, the marriage. Don't do that. It can never happen. Where you're outside would come on your face and you don't.

[D]

It's literally called the come on.

[C]

It can happen.

[B]

So you. I'm gonna just take it as you dirty. You don't wash your face.

[D]

No, no.

[C]

Sometimes.

[D]

Can I explain what a come walk is, please?

[B]

I'd love to hear what it's like.

[A]

I'm actually laughing at your frustration that you. You can't explain the come walk to us. Let me say the come walk because this is a.

[D]

It's a kink. It's a category. You can look it up.

[B]

Oh.

[D]

All the come walk is generally you're fucking in public. So like in a public park, museum, a public bathroom, whatever, and you give a girl a facial. And instead of doing what a normal person would do, Here's a towel. Clean it up. She goes. She puts her clothes back on and gets all ready to dolled up and goes back out in the world with just the fresh load on her face.

[B]

Oh, mental illness.

[C]

That's.

[D]

But they film. They film her walking around our porn category category. So they film her walking around, like walking through, like going on the subway or like getting. Ordering food at a Starbucks or something. Like, the thrill is this girl has a load on her face.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

But people are recognizing it, but they're not saying anything about it.

[B]

Yeah. Because people, you know, you see somebody with a mental illness, you're not going to just point it out. You're just going to kind of look and be like, that's weird.

[D]

I don't know. I would just be like, oh, that's a come walk.

[B]

Yeah, that's. Come on.

[C]

I have a friend who sat up there and got nutted on. And for like, she had a quickie with her man or whatever, and he nutted on her face. She told him to wipe her face, whatever. She was rushing to go to the airport and had, like, the dried come, like, in a corner and, like, didn't know until, like, she looked in the airport mirror, like, you know, running late, going to the airport. Looked in the airport bathroom and had, like, dry come, like, all in the same.

[B]

But she didn't wash her face. That's different.

[D]

But that's like an accidental come walk.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Wash your face. You got time. You're not that late today.

[C]

If you're listening, I'm sorry for telling you.

[B]

Wash your face, sir.

[A]

I still want to fucking play.

[B]

Hopefully we help this gentleman that call. I don't know what advice he got from what we said, but hopefully we helped him out.

[A]

Bro, let that go. Just let it go. Yeah, I know it's like very basic advice, but it was one email. Just go to work.

[B]

All right, well, listen, I think we did enough talking for today. Oh, no, we got going right into Patreon. Going into Patreon. I felt like that was Patreon.

[C]

We want to congratulate Quinta too, by the way.

[B]

Oh, shit. Yes, please. Congratulations to Quinta Brunson of Abbott elementary for winning best actress. She won an Emmy for best actress.

[C]

Best lead actress of the best lead.

[B]

Actress in a comedy. The first time that a black woman has won that award and I think in 40 years.

[C]

43.

[B]

Yeah. Y. So shout out to Quinta.

[A]

I can't wait for her doc or like some type of version of telling her story. Yeah, because I think her story is really great.

[B]

It's amaz going from a viral moment of being in a movie theater, a large and wanting to God like cuz he got money to pay for everything to winning Emmy for best act. Best lead actress. Yo, that's just dope, man. That story in itself is just, you know, some storybook, fairytale type of ending. But she deserves it. Abbott elementary is dope. Hilarious series. Shout out to Quinta Brunson. Salute to you, queen. And yeah, we gonna be watching Abbott elementary now. Now you gotta Now. The bar is set now. Best lead actress. The bar is set. Yeah, but shout out to Quinta, man. That's super fire. Super dope. First black woman in over 40 years to win best comedic actress, which is.

[C]

So crazy because Insecure was how many seasons and you telling me that Issa never won that award? That's just so insane. Insecure deserved so Much more.

[B]

What about. Well, they had a short skit at the Emmys. Martin. They was never nominated. That was crazy. I didn't even realize that they were never nominated for Emmys. Good. What the. Is that Martin?

[D]

Damaris. And Martin's not good.

[B]

Damaris is too young to know how good Martin is.

[C]

I admittedly that's not true, though, because I grew up in the era of where they played the reruns on TV24.

[A]

MTV2 took over Martin and it never came off.

[C]

Yeah. Like, I watched Martin.

[B]

What's your favorite. What's your favorite comedic series?

[C]

When I was of that, like, kind of era, I was a Fresh Prince.

[D]

Fresh Prince all day.

[C]

I was a Fresh Prince girl.

[B]

Well, you are Carlton himself. But I'm just saying. I just don't know. It's crazy. I mean, Fresh Prince is not the lovable character. Fresh Prince is not funnier than Martin, though. No way.

[C]

I just. I prefer that type of comedy better.

[B]

But Fresh Prince is a classic. Don't get it twisted. Fresh Prince is a classic.

[C]

It was too silly.

[A]

Martin is funnier. Fresh Prince is a better show.

[B]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[D]

But it's Martin. I don't know. Is Martin Moore slapstick comedy?

[A]

Because I wouldn't say.

[D]

Is it more like per se, but.

[A]

It'S closer to slapstick.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. See, I don't. That doesn't do it for me.

[B]

I don't.

[A]

It had him.

[C]

It has a story and all that. That.

[A]

Not Dragonfly Jones. One of the funniest.

[B]

I was doing that. Bob from marketing. Like, come on.

[D]

Marketing. Like you don't know who that is.

[B]

He got. That's what I'm saying. It's some characters on Martin that's legendary.

[C]

When I look at characters who dressed up as other characters. Like when a character is playing multiple characters in, like, the same comedic piece. Eddie Murphy with the Clumps did that. Like, nobody will ever do it like him. He ate that. He was playing, like, all. He was playing the whole main cast himself.

[B]

But that's what he does, though. Did that since coming to America. Yeah.

[A]

And I mean, I hate to bring the whites into it. Austin Powers.

[C]

Oh, it's hilarious.

[A]

Mike Myers playing every kid.

[B]

There they go. Every time we start talking about boxing, white men put Rocky Marciano on their ass. He went to Austin Powers. We talking about Fresh Prince. Martin. Eddie Murphy.

[A]

Well, I. I will, because, well, I don't see color or race. I'm just talking about comedy, Okay?

[D]

I see funny.

[A]

I only see.

[D]

I identify.

[A]

I don't even know what to do at a stoplight.

[C]

Wait. Oh, I get it. Please be serious.

[A]

I don't see color.

[B]

I don't know what to do at a stoplight.

[A]

Horns is just honking at me because I'm that progressive.

[B]

Yeah, I feel you.

[C]

Okay, now what I went was a gem.

[A]

It got. Because it was so popular, it kind of became a parody of itself. I went back and watched those. Those movies are hilarious.

[C]

They're still.

[D]

They hold up a more contemporary TV comedy series that it no longer is running, but is. Is very funny. A Gerard Carmichael Show. The Carmichael show is really good.

[B]

Carmichael shows. Great.

[D]

It's on Hulu. I actually watched a couple episodes last night. It's. It's great because a lot of it is. And if you're familiar with his stand up acts, his early stuff, it's just those acts being played out in a sitcom. And it's. It's funny how he. You can see him purposely writing his jokes into the actual scenes and there's a lot of social commentary things. I just watched the.

[A]

My favorite thing Tiffany Haddish has done.

[D]

She is very good in that she's a tolerable character.

[A]

Yeah. Like Drod brought the best out of her. And.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Show. I wish she would be that.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

The Chris Rock show is criminally underrated. Everybody Hates Chris.

[A]

Oh, I thought you meant the Chris Rock Show. No, because, you know, there was the.

[B]

Yeah, no, but Everybody Hates Chris. Yo, that is. That is so underrated as a yo, As a tv, as a series.

[A]

It's incredible.

[B]

That shit is incredible.

[A]

I was too young for the Chris Rock show, but I watched a YouTube clip. Chris Rock went to Howard beach and asked residents if they would change Cross Bay Boulevard to Tupac Shakur Boulevard.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That aired on tv. The least progressive neighborhood in New York City. Cross Bay Boulevard. He said, can we change it to Tupac Shakur Boulevard?

[B]

Chris Rock show was.

[A]

I was too young, so I think.

[B]

That'S how we got the Chappelle Shout Show.

[A]

Yeah, there's. I mean, the clips I've seen. I see the similarity for sure.

[B]

That's. That definitely birthed the idea of. And I mean, I'm sure Dave would, would, would, would say that as well.

[A]

It. It didn't last very long, right? No, well, no, I think he did okay.

[B]

Turned out.

[A]

He turned out pretty cool, but we can close. I also want to congratulate Kaz for winning an Emmy as well. Shout out to Cass. Well deserved.

[C]

Cass is an Emmy.

[A]

Cass has been putting in work, work forever. I've never seen somebody with a Hundred jobs every year. Cass does a million things, does all them to the best of his ability, which always ends up being the best. Each year he progresses, and I love.

[B]

That he Shout out to Cass, man, congrats on the Emmy. Keep doing your thing. Keep killing it, man. Definitely one of the most hard working people that I've ever met and. And always passionate about what he. I've never seen Kaz not smiling.

[C]

He's the sweetest guy.

[B]

I never seen him, like, upset or like, you know what I'm saying? I'm sure he has that, but I've never seen it. Like, every time I see Kaz, it's always pleasant energy, great energy, smiling. So he deserves it. I like to see good people win and people that are passionate about what they doing. So shout out to Kaz on your Emmy. And then now, again, the bar is set. Now the work really begins.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Gotta live up to that Emmy now, Rory.

[C]

Now you gotta get one.

[A]

I mean, yeah, I mean, I'm here to try everything.

[D]

You probably get a Tony first.

[A]

Which one is for the ego?

[D]

The musical one.

[A]

Like, isn't that like theater?

[C]

Broadway and theater. Yeah.

[A]

That's where you think I would get my first statue of something I have nothing to do with.

[C]

Grammy be. Damn. He said that ain't happening.

[A]

I'm doing a bunch of things. It's involved with things that could do Emmys, could do Grammys, but Tony is where I'm gonna get money.

[D]

You shine in the theater.

[C]

I think you could get the Oscar if you produce a song that's Oscar movie worthy.

[A]

They just have to pick it up.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You have to win again.

[D]

You get the next Christopher Nolan soundtrack.

[A]

I'd be down.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

In the meantime, let's criticize your swimming more on Patreon.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And I want to talk more about TV characters especially. They came out a list with the most hated ones, and I feel like arguing with y'all. So we could do that.

[B]

Patreon, the most hated TV characters.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, man, I know who I hate.

[D]

Save it.

[B]

Oh, talk about it.

[C]

All right.

[A]

Aren't you guys upset that, like, we didn't get nominated for an Iheart Award?

[D]

We're not doing.

[C]

You do that.

[B]

This has been another episode. We appreciate y'all for subscribing.com now. Tickets available. DC Live Show, March 23rd at the Howard Theater. Get your tickets. Merch available. Subscribe to the Patreon. Subscribe to the YouTube. Hit the like button or you hating or hit the dislike button. You still hating.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Whatever it is. We'll talk to y'all soon. I'm that nigga. He's just ginger. Peace, new warrior now.