Podcast Summary: New Rory & MAL - Episode 246 | Beyond Measure

Release Date: February 27, 2024

1. Early Debates: Teachers' Attire and "Bugging"

The episode kicks off with an intense debate between Rory, Julian, and Damaris regarding a previous Patreon discussion about teachers' attire. The conversation centers around Ebro's critique of Rory, accusing him of being "bugging" (Timestamp: [00:49]).

• Julian: "If Ebro said it, I feel like that's true." ([00:54])
• Rory: "Don't dress like you're going to the club." ([02:00])

Rory emphasizes the importance of dressing appropriately for one's profession, suggesting that teachers should avoid tight-fitting clothing to maintain professionalism. The debate highlights differing viewpoints on style and propriety in educational settings.

2. All Star Weekend Adventures: Strip Clubs and "Dirty Mackin"

The hosts share their experiences from All Star Weekend in Washington, D.C., delving into stories about strip clubs and the concept of "dirty mackin."

• Damaris: "I'm a Boulder, man. I'm a pimper. It's over, man." ([00:25])
• Rory: "Dirty Mac and hating our cousins." ([11:31])

"Dirty Mackin" is explored as a nuanced term, with Damaris clarifying that it involves men making advances towards each other's partners. They recount incidents where friends interacted with strippers, leading to tension within the group.

Notable Moments:

• Damaris discusses a situation where Jay-Z took his friend’s woman, describing it as a "casualty of war" and reflecting on loyalty and boundaries within their circle.
• Rory and Damaris debate the ethics and emotions surrounding such scenarios, revealing personal perspectives on friendship and attraction.

3. Meeting Celebrities: Encounters with J. Cole and 21 Savage

The hosts recount memorable interactions with high-profile artists during their travels.

• Mal: "I had a conversation with Cole." ([31:05])
• Rory: "I was with Justice every night." ([46:30])

Key Stories:

• Rory shares a humorous encounter with J. Cole, highlighting the awkwardness and surprise when a major artist acknowledges their work.
• Mal describes meeting 21 Savage and discusses the challenges artists face when performing live versus studio recordings.

Quotes:

• Mal: "He committed to it. Like, he was, like, asking questions about the energy in the room." ([32:25])
• Rory: "21 Savage is a very quiet guy." ([89:22])

4. SNL and Comedic Performances: Shane Gillis Monologue

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing the latest SNL episode featuring Shane Gillis.

• Rory: "I thought his monologue was the only good part." ([75:27])
• Damaris: "SNL is just not funny to me." ([75:35])

The hosts critique Shane Gillis's performance, comparing it to past SNL greats like Dave Chappelle and Norm MacDonald. They express disappointment in how certain sketches fail to resonate with younger audiences and discuss the struggles comedians face in such formats.

Notable Points:

• Rory praises Bill Burr’s sketches but feels Shane Gillis's content was constrained by network standards.
• Damaris and Mal elaborate on the limitations imposed by SNL’s production team, preventing comedians from fully expressing their comedic styles.

Quotes:

• Mal: "There's no way we're talking this list, do we?" ([117:55])
• Rory: "Sketches didn't represent Shane in my opinion." ([77:03])

5. Wendy Williams and Ethical Comedy

The hosts tackle the sensitive topic of Wendy Williams’ health issues and the ethics of making fun of public figures during their decline.

• Rory: "I'm not going to have sympathy for somebody that exposed people." ([64:25])
• Julian: "If she's in a rough spot, like, she's going through this. Her health is declining." ([65:56])

Discussion Points:

• The dilemma of balancing humor with compassion when a public figure faces health challenges.
• Julian argues against mocking Wendy Williams, emphasizing respect regardless of her past actions.
• Damaris touches on the importance of integrity and not allowing someone’s past behavior to justify their ridicule in vulnerable times.

Quotes:

• Rory: "Wendy Williams, even though she has told the truth a lot, a lot has lied as well." ([63:47])
• Julian: "Just because she used to do that to other people, that suddenly makes it okay for you to do that to her." ([65:33])

6. Fashion Talk: Von Dutch Hats and Brand Perception

A lighter segment covers discussions about fashion trends, specifically Von Dutch hats, and their cultural significance.

• Rory: "200 for a hat is crazy." ([100:41])
• Damaris: "It's just your brand at that point." ([100:57])

Key Insights:

• The hosts debate the value and pricing of branded fashion items, questioning the practicality of high-cost accessories.
• Mal mentions Von Dutch’s recent pop-ups in LA, exploring the brand's attempts to stay relevant.

Quotes:

• Rory: "I wish they should treat that like square footage of a house." ([100:33])
• Damaris: "They trying to slowly." ([110:07])

7. Listener Voicemails: Relationship Advice

The episode includes voicemails from listeners seeking advice on rekindling past relationships.

• Ray: "I'm trying to figure out if I should reach out to my old little thing." ([104:37])

Response Highlights:

• Julian, Rory, and Damaris provide guidance, emphasizing the importance of moving on and not rehashing past relationships that no longer hold mutual interest.
• They caution against reopening old wounds and suggest focusing on new connections.

Quotes:

• Damaris: "Have fun, man." ([106:30])
• Rory: "Run it back a few more times and then move on." ([106:37])

8. Closing Remarks: Upcoming Shows and Final Thoughts

As the episode concludes, the hosts remind listeners of their upcoming performance in D.C. and engage in final light-hearted banter.

• Rory: "We will be there March 23rd. Howard Theater." ([05:24])
• Damaris: "Howard Theater. We'll see y'all soon." ([26:24])

Final Interactions:

• The hosts discuss housewarming plans, humorous takes on social situations, and express excitement for their next show.
• They wrap up with playful exchanges about fashion and personal anecdotes, maintaining the show's engaging and informal tone.

Quotes:

• Damaris: "We're going to see y'all soon." ([26:24])
• Rory: "Love that place." ([120:26])

Conclusion

In Episode 246, "Beyond Measure," New Rory & MAL deliver a dynamic and multifaceted discussion, weaving together personal anecdotes from All Star Weekend, thoughtful debates on comedy ethics, critiques of mainstream shows like SNL, and engaging listener interactions. The hosts balance humor with insightful commentary, making the episode both entertaining and reflective. Notable moments, such as their encounters with celebrities and deep dives into the implications of public ridicule, offer listeners a comprehensive glimpse into the hosts' perspectives and personalities.

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