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A
But like, if you had a brand, like what you would want this.
B
Like you want to attach your brand to him. For what?
C
I would give him something like peloton or something.
B
Peloton for what?
C
Yeah, like, oh, you know, if you had more muscles, you wouldn't get your bitch snatched or something like that. But more white people.
B
No.
A
Warrior now.
D
So hot.
B
So hot. Oh, I was like, good gracious, flirtatious.
A
Maga Mall in the flesh. Got the American flag behind us. Viking hat on the. The basketball.
B
Yeah.
A
Stop Asian hate.
B
It's a great time to be American.
A
So for those that don't know, we just put out a promo for our DC show March 23rd. Tickets available now. New worry mall.com. i think people thought this was like a sketch that we were putting together. No, this is actually real footage. We just happened to catch Mole in the studio riling himself up over a speech. None of this was planned or scripted. This was really just BTS.
B
March 23rd is the new January 6th. We are at the Howard Theater, D.C. new Rory Mall. Newroariandmal.com tickets available now.
A
D.C. wants to know, are you going to show up on stage with the MAGA hat, flag and Viking hat?
B
I don't know. I think I'm going to just wear the hat, man. I think I'm going to start wearing the hat more every day throughout, you know, just up until election time. Man.
A
Can you get that off in this liberal bastard of New York City that we, that we live in?
B
Yeah, man. Are you kidding me? Somebody going to tell me to take it off?
A
Yeah.
B
Oh, get the out of here.
A
You know how the hipsters get.
B
Yeah, I don't care about that.
A
You know, antifa does.
B
Listen, man, we pepper spray you. We now know that, you know, I'm saying Donald Trump wasn't as bad as they made him out to be.
A
See, I just wanted.
B
He was. I just wanted.
A
I just went to plug DC.
B
Plug it. March 23rd, the new January 6th. We will be there at the Howard Theater.
A
Do you think like you'll be met with applause if you walk out with that hat on?
B
Oh, for sure.
A
You think our crowd is the MAGA crowd?
B
I don't know if they. The MAGA crowd, but, you know, I mean, I guess they, they'll respect, you know, someone standing on their business.
D
Standing on business, tolerated.
A
Yeah, why not post.
B
It's a great hat.
A
It's not upside down though, so I don't think it's very own.
B
I know, man. I know.
A
Everyone, yay. Went into the White House and was like, yo, your hat is trash. Like, you made like the cool karma loop version.
B
Yeah, I gotta. I gotta get. I gotta get an upside down mag.
A
Like a five panel.
B
Yeah, I gotta get upside down Maga.
A
Who would get that done for you?
B
Probably Killer Hype. Gotta hit my. My, my peoples over at Killer Hype and get them to do it for me. You know what I'm saying?
A
Do you think they would go that far? Would they make a Biden one for me?
B
Nah.
A
Does Biden have a hat?
D
No, no, it'd just be an ice cream cone.
B
They got some. They could make some. Some adult diapers for you. Yeah, I could use some Depends, you know, some adult diapers on you.
D
You can stumble over your words about genocide while licking a vanilla bean ice cream cone.
B
Yeah.
A
When we were planning this promo video Idiot, we thought we had to go to, like, Amazon and, like, get all the items. It ended up being that Maul had everything in his crib.
B
Yeah.
A
Nothing was shipped here besides the face paint.
B
I was waiting for this day. I was waiting for this day to use all my. My Maga merch. You know what I mean?
D
Tell us about the socks. That was a weird touch that you just happen to have.
B
Oh, you got to get everything. I'm told you I'm mad. I don't have the sneakers yet.
A
It wasn't in pre Pro that You got the socks, though.
B
Yeah, no, I got the. I got the maga socks. I had to pull out the Maga socks.
A
Were those like a free giveaway at a rally or did you order those on the Internet?
B
You got to order those. Yeah, you got to order the merch.
A
QAnon.com.
B
I don't remember the site, but it definitely wasn't QAnon.
A
I will the. I will give Donnie T. He. He has the merch game on lock.
B
Yeah.
A
Anytime I watch footage of the rallies, I see, like, the merch table. Even though I hate his face. Pretty good merch.
B
People in the comments cursing me out. I love it.
A
I mean, that's why I just don't think that's really.
B
Somebody said, aren't you from the country he. He was speaking about? I said, yeah, New York City's a real these days.
A
Well, I may agree with him today. I was. I was on the train this morning.
B
Right.
A
Smelt like pure out of nowhere.
B
Oh, yeah.
A
So naturally. Naturally I did like, you know, looked at the. The car just to see, check my surroundings. Not a single homeless person in sight. All people that looked like they were on their way to an office job, somebody. Yeah, somebody in Dockers. Their pants.
B
Yeah, somebody just didn't wash their ass. That's what is running late.
A
No, it smelled like human feces just exited that area.
B
Yeah, some people don't wash their ass in the mornings. You know that.
A
I just think someone thought it was a fart and thought they could make it to the office and it just ran down.
B
That's what I got to get them. Bottom depends.
D
How often do you guys wash your sheets?
A
Pretty often.
C
Once a week.
B
Every weekend?
A
Yeah, every Sunday. Or I'll switch them to other sheets and then wash those. Like, when I get to laundry.
D
What about your towels? Because you're not. But you're supposed to get rid of towels after a certain point. Like bath towels.
B
How often do you wash them?
D
I guess change them every two days.
B
I want to say from a bathtub towels.
D
Like, get rid of them and get new ones.
B
Oh, oh, probably like, after, like. Well, I got so many towels, there's no way I'm going through, like, towels. Like, I got at least 40 towels.
A
My bad dog. I didn't know who I was dealing with.
B
Yeah, like, I got.
A
You just had towels like that.
B
I have an unnecessary amount of towels. Like, by the time I wash towels, like, I fold them and put them back on top of the towels that was still there. And I'm like, I never even use those towels. Like, yeah.
D
You know, what I started doing is kind of nice because my gym has all the. The hand towels and the. The body. The bigger towels. I'll just, you know, use them. I barely shower at home because I usually shower the gym, but when I do shower at home, I'll just use the gym. I'll take a gym towel home, use it, and then bring it back to the gym, throw it in their hamper, and then just grab a new one and put it in my bag.
B
Why do you take it home?
D
Because it just saves me time from doing towel laundry. Because I just swap it. I'll bring the dirty one in my duffel, put it in there. I don't throw it out. I just give it back to them, and then I just take a clean one home.
B
Yeah, but you take it home. You take towel from the gym home?
D
Yes, a clean one.
B
And do you use it when you're home?
D
Yeah, because, like, if I don't go to the gym one day, you put.
B
It in your gym bag. You put a wet towel in your gym bag.
D
Not wet, new, brand new towel.
B
Or you take a new towel from the gym.
D
Yeah.
C
So you're just stealing their towel.
D
Not stealing. I'm giving them back.
B
Okay.
D
Letting them clean it. And then I'll get a new one. I never take the towel. It always is just a cycle that feeds itself.
A
Always return.
D
Yes, I always return.
B
It's like a library. Like a. Like a. Like a book from the library. You always bring it back.
D
What about toothbrushes? How often do you swap those?
A
I don't. I want to skip past you. You being like a gym shower.
D
Why, why is that weird?
A
I just. I don't like showering in slides. Like when I have a shower at home.
B
Julian, don't wear slides. I'm barefooted.
D
No, no, I slide. I have croc slides I like.
A
But why shower in the gym? I just never really understood. I could see if like you had to get right to like work or something. But like just go.
B
Go home. Go home and wash ass. Yeah. Yeah.
A
And it's just like old guys ass naked. Like there is a curtain, but for some reason they don't want to close the curtain.
D
No, that's not a puff party. No, my gym isn't. I've never had an awkward. It's also not occurred. It's a glass door. So like you have to close it. You can't just leave the door open.
A
Oh, you'll see. Even your gym, you don't even with shower curtains.
C
I wanna. I'm sorry guys. I want to bring it back. You said that you shower at the gym, right? You don't really shower at home.
D
Yeah, like so you.
C
You wake up, you go to the gym, you shower at the gym, you skip home, you go to work in these dirty ass New York streets, You go home and you just get in bed.
D
Nah. So I mean, it depends if I.
C
You go home and you get in bed.
A
You should wash your sheets more.
D
I did. Well, I wash my sheets often.
B
Do you take those from the gym too?
D
I'm all sweaty. I'm gross at the gym. Why wouldn't I just get fresh clean up there? So by the time I'm home and I'm doing my rest of my morning routine.
A
Do you have a skincare routine like I do? So you do that at the gym next to the naked old white.
D
Why do you. Why are you feeding a naked old man next to me?
A
Everywhere I go, any gym locker room, there's a naked old white guy? No, they actually never leave. They just live in there naked. They don't even work out. They're just there.
B
Naked old white men love getting naked in the gym locker. Rooms.
A
And then, like, try to shame people that don't want to.
B
Yeah. And have a conversation with you like, yo, so today we Shoulders, huh?
A
Like, you have your drawers necessary. Your drawers are in your hand. Like, you can put them on.
B
Yeah.
D
The people that don't know how to do the towel. So it's. You just kind of ignore it.
A
I don't know.
B
They'd be switching sides on you.
C
Like, oh, just a flash of the dick.
D
It's like a magic. That's their match trick.
B
Switch to not. That's their match trick. I heard you're a magician, son.
A
And then, like, I'll do the steam or the sauna after the gym sometimes.
D
Funny you mentioned that.
A
Even, like, the guys that wear the towels, the moment that door closes in the sauna or the. See, they just whip that towel right off.
B
Oh, yeah.
A
Like, it's like an entry point of, like, hey, look at my dick. Like, I'm trying to just.
D
I never understood that. Sweat out the wood you're sitting on. Like, in the sauna, it gets hot and then you're. You're just going to have your balls sitting on that hot wood. That shit is hot.
A
Like, put the towel down.
D
Lay a towel down.
B
Now you got to let it.
A
Ones are cooking.
B
Let it all hang out.
D
You know, they're closing down saunas and steam rooms all throughout New York because of the gay fuck culture.
B
What?
D
It's like a thing. It's sad because I actually liked the steam room.
C
Yeah, no, the. The gays have been going crazy in the gym.
D
It's a fest in there. There's all these, like, towels and like, baseball.
A
Is this like a Fox News?
D
No, I'm dead serious. Well, when I signed up for my.
A
This feels fake.
D
It's not when I signed up for my gym.
B
So you're telling me so much gay sex happening in saunas and steam rooms around the gyms at NYC that they have to shut them down?
A
I just feel like that headline wouldn't get past.
B
Yeah. I don't know how true that is. I don't think there's that much gay sex. Like, you can just go home, sir. You don't have to. In the song, this feels like Hannity.
A
Was, like, leaving work and someone just ran up to him like, you know, the gays are in the sauna.
B
Yeah.
A
Hanley went right back to work.
B
Yeah. I don't know how they're shutting him.
D
Down for a health code. The gym I go to just shut down the sauna for health code violations. When I joined the gym, it was, like, open for, like, three months before it got shut down. There's nothing wrong with the sauna for the gays, Cayman.
B
Well, maybe because it's steam and they figure. Covid. I don't know. I don't think it's gay sex.
C
We're not, like. We're not being.
D
Like, this isn't homophobic.
B
Like, it's not.
C
This is the gays.
B
I will. Show me. Show me an article.
A
They didn't even shut down the Senate floor after the gay.
B
Yeah, I don't believe that. I don't believe the saunas are being shut down because of gay sex. I don't believe that. Show me. You have to show me and all. You can't just sit here and just say shit. You can't freestyle like that. Show me where it's at.
C
You sit here and say shit all the time. That we can't find no news articles that back the fuck up.
B
Like, what?
A
And like, no matter what you're.
B
You can't.
D
You.
B
Now you just saying shit again. Just saying shit with them. Tell me what. Tell me what I said that don't. I can't back up. Tell me. Let's talk about it.
C
Okay.
A
And also, like, no matter your preference, I feel like horny is kind of universal. Like, dudes are just at the gym, like, ready to go.
C
No, horny is universal. But there is a.
A
A gym. Horny.
C
There's a.
D
Are you kidding me?
C
There's a gym culture for, like, hookup sex?
D
Yes. How is this not. You've never heard of this? No thing, like, straight.
B
I haven't heard of saunas being shut down because gay men are just walking.
A
I've seen, like, attractive women at the gym that are doing squats. I thought it was attractive. I didn't get horny. Like, I didn't want to be. Like, I didn't want to go beat off in the sauna.
D
Well, no, but, like, the thing. All right. So when I joined the gym, the guy I told the guy, I said, when I lived in Chicago, I had this really nice spot that I would go to that had a steam room. And I've always wanted to have a gym with a steam room. This one that I currently go to never had a steam room, just had a sauna. And I asked him candidly, I was like, hey, man, why are there. No. Why can't I find a gym with a steam room? And then he looked at me and smirked and, like, giggled. And I was like, what? And he's like, he's A gay. He's a gay black man. And he looked at me, I was like, yo, you really don't know. I was like, no. And he just goes off about the hookup culture and fuck culture in these rooms. And he's had this city caught on and they're shutting them all down because of the health code violations.
A
I think he was just checking your temperature just to see.
D
Sure, I think he was. And then they shut down the fucking sauna in my damn gym, which is a big reason why I joined. Now I can't go anywhere in steam.
A
I'm just gonna show my.
D
It's really annoying.
B
I can't go anywhere in steam. Who the says that I can't go anywhere in steam? What are you talking about?
D
Join somewhere for the amenities that they promise you, and then two months into it, it's gone. Yeah, I'm mad.
B
Yo, just close your bathroom door and turn the hot water on. That's just.
D
It's not the same.
A
I'm gonna show my immaturity. But, like, the steam and sauna is in the building that we live in. I'd never had to, like, see the naked guys, like, as civilians outside of the locker room.
B
Yeah.
A
So, like, I'll see them ass naked, just strutting about, like, going to brush their teeth back to the locker like mad. Time to put draws on. Then I'll see them in their civilian clothes, like, in the hallway, like, when I'm pushing my kid, like, oh, look at this little cutie. I'm like, I met you naked. Get away from me.
D
Balls flopping on his knees.
A
Which is a very gay thought to think immediately, like, I know you naked.
B
Well, Julian, I'm sorry that you can't steam at your gym anymore.
D
This sucks, bro.
B
I know your day's not gonna be the same, but hopefully you're able to push.
D
I'm sure a lot of people out there can resonate.
B
Yeah, a lot of people can feel you on that.
A
I'm also calling BS because we live in a theater building. If there was gonna be any gay sex in a sauna or a steam room, it'd be right.
C
It's not. It's more. It's not.
B
Is it particular steam rooms that they meet up at?
C
Equinox is, like, really.
D
No, really big.
A
They're mainstream with it. I thought it'd be like some underground.
D
Like, flagships that still have steam rooms, so people are just migrating there.
B
Well, Equinox is one of the top gyms. It is.
D
Yeah.
B
Equinox lifetime.
D
I go to one Like a tier below which used to have steam rooms. And they've got rid of all of them.
C
You'll survive.
D
I'm not happy about it.
B
It's okay. We'll get you some steam. Don't worry about it.
A
Anyway, do you think, like, everyone just stayed in the steam room?
D
What do you mean?
A
Like, when the gay sex starts.
D
Oh, no, I think. I don't think you pretend. I don't think they're that brazen with it. I think you. You do it.
B
Clearly they are. They got to shut them down.
D
Well, I think you do a temp check of the whole room. This is, again, what I was told from the gentleman that helped me join the club because I was very curious.
B
Steam club or.
D
Oh, if there was. I joined the steam club. If they were the existing.
B
Oh, okay. All right.
D
But they do. You do say there's. We're all in the same steam room.
B
And we will never be all in the same steam room.
D
Well, for my fantasy, we're all in the same steam room and.
A
Is this the Blues Brothers?
D
You do a temp check? You look. So say if I'm interested in Mall A, Rory is also there. I need to at least get the visual cue that Rory's okay with me pursuing Maul. If Rory's not comfortable, then I'll either we'll wait it out until he leaves or just find another time where there's someone else or. No, but best case scenario, nobody in the room where you can just get your shit off.
A
What do you think some of my signs would be? That I'm not into it or that I'm into it?
D
I think there's. Well, I don't think. I know. I don't know what they are. But the guy told me there's a lot of social cues.
B
Who's this guy?
A
I have a question.
B
Who is this guy? Who is this guy? Keeps saying this guy. Who's this guy?
D
No, he's just a dude that works at a gym. So he was giving me. He was telling me, like, the social cues. Like, it's like the towel lifts or, like, certain hand signals. It's like baseball coaches and they know, like, if you're down, you'll, like, you know, flip the towel one way or it's kind of. Because if you go in there on.
B
Some stray and you don't know what's going on, you have no idea.
D
Say, like, your towels loop to your left hip, but maybe that's the gay hip your should be on your right hip. Like, sometimes you don't Know, it's like a flag. Yeah, it's like, oh, he's setting to the left.
B
And also going in the steam room with just, like, butt naked, which is a towel on is crazy. Like, where's your. Your shorts at? Like, what?
D
No, that's how you do it.
B
No, that's not how I would.
D
Yes, it is, Rory.
A
I would have my steam room. I. I keep a towel on, but I don't have anything under my.
D
Yeah, I have two towels. One to, like, dab sweat and one that just stays on. Like, the. They're here.
B
What's the point of. What's the point of being butt naked in the steam room?
D
You're not butt naked. You have a towel on.
B
Okay, but you're butt naked under the.
D
Towel because right after you go right into the shower.
B
Yeah, but you can also just have your trunks on, your shorts and something.
A
Just. But wearing trunks and putting a towel over it is, like, serial killer behavior.
B
No, but you don't.
D
Don't have a towel in them with socks.
B
No, you could. No, you could just go. You could just wear trunks and nothing else. Like, you have to have a towel on.
C
That makes sense to me, because when I go in the steam room, y'all.
B
Y'all on some. Y'all some muffins. You going in there with no clothes on there. You surprised that they trying to take your buns? You a muffin. You going in the steam room but naked with a towel on.
A
Rory does saying, I'm the conservative one with a towel on. Everyone else's ass naked.
B
He's a carrot cake muffin.
D
You have a towel on.
B
Yeah, but you're naked under your towel.
A
All right, but you're naked under your drawers. What's the difference?
B
No, what.
C
What.
B
What is that? Of course you're naked.
D
I need the sweatsuit right now.
B
Yeah, but that's different than you being walking in the room with a towel on you. But it's like, yo, why you in the sun? Put some swimming trunks on and then sit in the steam room.
A
I. I have to bring swimming trunks to the gym with me.
D
Yeah, I'm not bringing trunks to the gym.
B
Why not?
D
Unless I'm going swimming or.
B
Or going to sit in the steam.
D
Room with the trunks on.
B
No, you. Of course you take your trunks off when you shower. I'm talking about when you sitting in a room with other people. You just having a towel on. Butt naked under the towel is crazy. You want to be part of the.
A
Steam, naked, combing their hair at the.
B
Sink where I no, you never.
A
People brush their teeth right where someone placed their ball sack.
B
I just think it's weird for y'all to be sitting in a box. A hot box.
A
Sounds like jail.
B
With other people with just a towel on. I think y'all want to be part of the Steam Boys in Manhattan. I think that's.
A
Well, I don't know their gang signs yet. I wish they were more direct.
B
Yeah, y'all crazy. Damaris, who was that?
C
That was the gang.
B
No, not Damaris.
A
Apparently it's more of a secret society. They're not just like, you crazy.
B
Yeah, don't do that. That's. That's Damaris. That was very. That was very unnecessary, what you just did. That was so unnecessary. I'm done.
C
The camera didn't catch us, but, like, what.
A
All right. If you are gay, like, what an amazing surprise to your day. Like, you just had a great. Then you walk in the steam and there's like, three guys ready to.
D
That would be lit.
C
That's lit.
B
It's not.
D
It's. If you're into it, that's great. You just had a great pump. You get your dick sucked and get in the shower and go home. That's great. All before noon.
B
That sounds like a man of experience right there. That's a.
D
That sounds. On paper, that sounds like a great day.
B
Okay.
A
Yeah, they experience. They're doing hand signs, like, Joe, Tori. Like, of course.
D
Still third home.
B
Yeah, still third. Still. Still third.
D
I. In Toronto. I hit the steam room when we were at that really nice hotel.
B
Okay, good to know.
A
Wait.
B
Glad I did.
A
He sent a signal because you're in the group chat. He was like, yo, if anyone wants to sweat out the hangover.
D
Because I was extremely hungover, and I hit the group chat. I said, yo, do you guys have no idea.
A
Was that one of the signs you learned?
C
Take away all, like, gay steam room culture. Hitting your male group chat, saying, yo, if anybody wants to sweat out the.
D
Hangover, if you make it gay.
C
That's crazy.
A
We were all in a foreign country, too.
D
We were all, man, it's 20 minutes up north.
C
You could have invited them for, like.
A
Got a lot of French influence.
D
The foreign country. We're in Toronto.
B
I mean, it is. It is foreign. We got to a flight we got to cross. It's not even that we got to cross the border, though.
A
Two hours, 30 minute flight.
D
Yeah, I know. I texted the group. I think someone. I think Peach might have gone later in the day, but it was nice.
B
You know who didn't go, definitely not you exactly. Steam I over there as well. Whoever invite me to steam a steam sesh. A steam. You want to steam what? I'm having a steam sesh.
A
Let's do pre Pro.
B
Yeah, like, got it.
D
Run a show.
A
Yeah.
B
All right. Well, anyway, Julian, you said you had a. A really good voicemail that you wanted to get to. You were so. You're so happy about getting right to this. To this voicemail.
A
Yeah, we're. Mix it up a little bit with this episode and do. Do some voicemails in the beginning. You've got mail.
D
Well, it's kind of on theme of the topic of the day, except this guy got pussy instead of bussy.
A
Nice.
D
There you go.
B
Look, I don't know if y'all gonna play this or not, but I hope y'all. I hope y'all know y'all got me some. You want to know how my name is Rev?
A
Okay.
B
From New York. You feel me? I was on a call with a joint. I know for me, I listen to y'all podcast.
D
So one day he was in a.
B
Call and he was like. I think Rory was like, yo, Ral, hey.
D
Filming.
B
She was like, oh, you really be with them. Pump faked shout out to Ral on there. Cause you got this real. Some. Some.
D
Yeah, I mean.
B
I mean, hello.
D
I thought that'd be a good one to start with.
B
So, bro, you obviously. That's not fair, bro, you obviously got this. You obviously got this gentleman, Rel. Some sex because Rory thought. Well, he acted like Rory was talking to him.
D
That's Stolen valor.
B
Yeah.
A
Is that the type of pussy you want? I mean, like, she wasn't gonna give you some pussy, but then you played a podcast and somebody said, yo, Rel, she was like, oh, fuck.
D
Oh, the engineer.
B
She's like, oh, fuck. Go ahead and take.
A
You really be with them.
B
You be.
C
You really be with them niggas.
B
Oh, man. Yo, it's so sad.
D
Pussy off. That is hilarious.
B
It's so sad on them streets, man. It's crazy on streets right now.
C
Nasty.
B
Oh, my God.
D
You thought the sauna was nasty?
B
Jesus Christ.
D
Words.
B
Wow.
A
If a girl said that to me, like, roles reversed, I. I would get out of that car immediately. Like, now you want to give me some, cuz a podcaster happened to say my name n. Poor.
C
My. If she was listening to Poor Minds, and they said shout out to Rory, and she like, wow, you know them? And she gave you some, you wouldn't take it.
A
You.
D
Yeah, but it's not only that, but if they said that and they're friends referring to Rory.
B
Yes. They just said that's the difference. That they would actually be referring to Rory. That's the differ. We don't know who this nigga is.
A
And their friends know me.
B
Yeah. Like, we don't know this dude at all. He wasn't talking to him. That's crazy. To get sex off of that. But listen, man, somebody commented the other day and said. Cause I had said, yo, listen, just find a new girl or just find some new box, like. And they was like, yo, it ain't that easy out here in the streets right now. It's a drought.
C
It's nasty out here. It's nasty.
B
It's a drought on.
D
It's not a drought.
B
It's not on vagina. How a nigga a ain't never said yo. Nigga ain't never went outside and said, yo, it ain't no pussy out here. Who said that? When you ever walked outside and there was no pussy outside?
A
It's like when Giuliani raised the coke price of a br.
B
I'm like, yo, what are you talking about? It's a drought? Like, what does that mean? It's a drought? No, it ain't a drought. It's that a lot of you niggas ain't got your shit together and chicks is tired of fucking on you bums. That's what it is.
A
If chicks are giving the pussy up because they said Rel on a podcast, I doubt there's a drought.
B
There's no drought. There's pussy everywhere.
A
The NASDAQ is going up.
B
Yeah, I don't know where you hang out, homie, but Rel clearly got some pussy off of some. A fluke. Somebody just said rel and Shorty gave up the box.
C
That's crazy.
B
It can't be. It can't be a drought out there.
C
You know, how people do like them is crazy.
A
You know how, like, singers do the cameo thing where they, like, sing Happy Birthday and then just insert, like, the name there? You pay. We should just start ringing off names on this podcast and you can play cameo.
B
Get somebody some sex. Yeah, well, listen, bro, we're happy that we could do that for you. Unknowingly. We didn't. We didn't know that we were helping you get sex. But how do you.
A
How do you think Rel gave it up when she said, like, oh, you really be.
B
You know how much pussy he gonna get now? And now we saying his name, and we're directing it to him now we're actually no, no.
A
Now we just told on him.
B
Yeah, he about. No, he know that he about to be about to have two babies this. This summer. He getting pussy all. All year off of this.
A
That's my guy. He be in the studio all the time, Rel.
D
TV in the studio.
A
He on the couch now. He's just being quiet. You know, Rell is shy.
B
He's playing coy T with a new right.
A
Right on the couch.
C
Now watch. He clip this and put it on his Instagram.
B
He got to. As he should.
C
Y'all get.
A
You know, Rel tried to play coy, though, when she was like, you be with me. You know, I don't really like to talk about it.
B
Yeah. Like, I don't really. Like. I don't really put my business out there.
A
Like, I play the background, like.
B
Yeah, yeah.
A
Want to try to be on camera.
B
Yeah.
A
I'm more of a strategy guy.
C
I'm more of a strategy guy. Get the fuck out of here. I know y'all was like them niggas, though, to like. We're not give up for.
B
We're not. That was just an unfortunate situation for that young man.
D
You guys usually break people up, so it's nice to see, you know, this breaks the curse at least.
B
And now we bring people together to hunt.
A
Some people engaged.
C
And, man, if they. If. If you propose to me because Rory told you to, the marriage ain't gonna last, baby.
B
Why it could last.
A
Track record. I don't know.
B
Yeah, well, not your.
A
I'm any. Rel. Yeah, he'd be tripping, doesn't he? Yeah, he's always in my business. That's your man. That's your man, Rel. You know him.
B
Listen.
A
You know him, bro.
B
I don't want. I don't want to bring up no old. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just saying. Well, thank you for that voicemail, Rel. And hopefully you use protection next time you hear this.
A
He definitely hit that roll.
B
Oh. 100. You gotta hit that.
D
You think he in the car?
B
Yeah. Right then he.
A
A ram radio.
D
He ran. He did. He hit the. Go back 15 seconds and play that part again.
B
Absolutely.
A
To a loop of your own name is. I mean, these days. What is sick.
B
It's some sick shit going on in the industry right now, man.
C
Yeah, I mean.
B
I mean.
C
Oh, my bad. I don't. I ain't know which one, y'all.
A
We only have one man. His name is Rel.
B
Well, yeah, that's all. That's our shout out, Ro. So everybody's aware of. Of the new allegations, the new Diddy allegations of sexual fornicating with people that we may be familiar with their work. A few artists came out yesterday or the day before yesterday. New, new allegations from a former videographer for Diddy named. He's a producer.
A
Yes. There's multiple records on the love album.
D
Like seven or eight records for brother.
A
Love himself, Little Rod. Yeah.
B
I thought he said he was the videographer.
A
No, no, no.
B
He's a producer. Oh, shit.
A
That's right on the keys.
B
Oh, okay. I didn't know that. Well, producer came out and said that he is. Is he suing?
A
He is.
B
Yes, he is suing for damages. Diddy for sexual advances and things like that that he wasn't comfortable with. And the Internet just went crazy behind all these allegations. There was some names in the. In the paperwork.
A
It was nice to see Twitter all be in the same book club for one day. Yeah, 70th.
B
I love when that happens.
A
I got to around 34 pages, and I need to take a break.
B
Yeah.
A
And then I texted it.
B
So you read the actual paperwork?
A
I got to page 34, and then I really just needed to take a break.
B
Okay.
A
And then it started to get more into the Cassie, which we had heard already. I think page 34 I got a grasp of.
B
Okay, so let me ask you this. Do you believe any of these allegations?
A
All right, we can get this out of the way. No, I think that paperwork is absolute bullshit.
B
I don't care.
A
Any court that says asterisk at the end and says he used to date Nicki Mina. Yeah, the redact. I'm not an expert in paperwork and will never pretend to be.
B
Yeah.
A
I'm just gonna go with my gut here. I don't think any court system would do that.
B
I don't think any of that.
A
Any lawyer, like, it would not be.
B
I didn't think any of it was real. Once I saw that, I didn't even read 34 pages. I just saw that and was like, all right, this is clearly the Internet. Just wants to have fun today.
A
And, like, if that is actually what little Rod's lawyer put together, I would think of, like, getting new counsel.
B
Yeah.
A
We're just supposed to assume that whatever judge in the Miami court, like, is really familiar with who Nicki Minaj used to date.
B
Yeah. Yeah. I thought it was just performed at.
D
The super bowl halftime.
A
That one. Maybe you could. Maybe a judge would know, but it.
B
Seemed like none of this feels real to me. None of it seems real. None of it feels real. None of it reads like it's real.
D
What about all the photos and videos that are in this?
B
Have you seen them yet?
D
I read the whole thing. Well, they were in the. In the doc. There's screen grabs. And they say there's more. Like, because at one point they say Diddy would take Lil Rod's phone and shoot and take photos of things that, you know, were illegal. Listen, whatever. And, like, just give him his phone back and be like, there you go. And then. So that all of that stuff is, like, laced and referenced in the document.
A
I'll put it this way.
D
Lasting grabs.
A
There's a world where everything little Rod was saying in this fake paperwork could have happened. Sure.
B
Oh, yeah, I could.
A
I don't think this behavior is far off.
B
Right.
A
But I think that paperwork is actual bullshit.
B
Yeah.
A
And there needs to be some paperwork presented that is real.
B
I mean, aside from that, it was just fun to be online yesterday and just watch everything unfold. And all the tweets happen in real time. There's some. There's some funny people on the Internet. Like, it's very rare that I read shit, like, for a day on about a topic. And I'm, like, thoroughly entertained by the amount of just funny shit that people are saying on.
D
What is it about this that you guys don't believe, though? Can I ask you guys that?
B
I just don't. I don't believe that that's a real thing. I don't think that. I don't think that Puff and Meek are having sex. Just to be clear.
D
I'm going to be specific.
B
I don't think. I don't think Meek is gay. I don't think he's having gay sex. I don't. I don't believe that.
D
Okay, so I'm just saying if there's things. Things within this doc that we think are untrue, I want to just, like, specify what those are. Because to say the whole thing is untrue. I don't believe that.
B
You don't believe the whole thing is untrue?
D
No.
B
What part do you think is true?
D
I mean, I think with Diddy's tracker, we know he's drugged people. We know he sexually harassed people. Like, that's. I think this is just adding to something that's already known about him. I think within that, there are maybe incidences and things that can be negated. Maybe the Meek situation or the Usher, whatever. But then there's other. That came up, like the shooting at the club. Not at the club, at the studio.
B
Yeah.
D
When they Said, you know, the. The one dude was shot.
B
Did.
D
He shot him. Allegedly gave the gun up and then told everybody that was there and saw the. They didn't see the incident because the door was closed. He shot him in a bathroom, but he scrubbed the security footage of the. The studio. Told everybody there that. Tell the police when they show up that the dude was shot by a stray bullet on the drive by, which. And. But then there's photos in the case that show the blood in the scene in the bathroom.
A
I know. I know that bathroom at Chalice. Like, it's weird. Every time I go to Quad Studios, and I'm like, this is the elevator Pac got shot in. This is crazy. Now every time I go to Chalice, every time I take a piss, I'm just gonna be thinking about who was shot here.
B
Yeah. I don't think that everything in it was. Was. Was. Was false, but I just don't. A lot of this just feel. It just feels like it's just like, all right, man, now y'all just having fun with this topic and just taking it any which way. Now. It could be 100 real. I'm just saying. I feel like a lot of this is made up.
A
If. If the paperwork is real, it's a really shitty lawyer. And again, I think it's fake, so I didn't mind making light of it and joking about it.
B
Yeah.
A
Just, like, picture that scenario like you're working on the love album, and Puff comes up to you. He's like, yo, you know, I, Meek and Usher. Is that an A sharp?
B
Is that. What is that?
A
What are we in?
B
Is that what he said in the paperwork? Yes, that's how it happened.
A
Yes. He told little Rylee, yo, you know, I, Meek, and Usher, right?
C
He basically said, like, this is normal in the industry. Like, I the redacted. I the redacted. And here even Stevie J is doing it and showed the video of Stevie J allegedly having sex with a man.
B
Yeah.
A
I just feel like. Like, I understand that that could be an interesting norm to some people. I just feel like records could be made without, like, penetrate.
D
I don't think.
B
Yeah. I think records could be made without penetration.
D
But with Diddy, at least in all these cases and everything that all these stories we hear, it's. For me, I think, if I were to analyze this, I think for him, it's not about the sex. It's just about the power. So I think for him, he gets off on telling a straight man that to play by my rules, you have to do something. That you wouldn't be willing to do in your personal life. But it's to get me. It's just. I get joy out of watching a straight man fuck another guy because it's. It's the highest level of power, right? So I think it's more about that than it is. Obviously, he doesn't need to do that to make music. I just think Diddy, also, outside of the power, loves to hold shit over people because he's doing a lot of shit that if someone were to turn on him, would get him in a lot of trouble, right? He has this over you. Like, oh, you're married with kids, but I know you this guy in the ass. Or, like, I know you're doing drugs because he would carry all these, like, pill packs, like, these, like, packs with 2C, which is ecstasy and, like, Molly together. Like, it's just. He puts you in a compromising position where if you turn your back on him, he can you. Theoretically. Not literally. Well, literally, too. But it's just like, he. I think it's more about that dynamic of, like, I. No matter what, you're in this because I have this stronghold over you. Do I believe it's your career? Because that was all right. The biggest threat was, I own your career. I'll give you $250,000 if you shut the up. But then homeboy pushed back, and he was only going to give him 50 grand. And even that he was holding over him, like, I don't want to give it to you anymore.
B
Right?
A
And also, like, where I felt it was a little fake and sorry for being insensitive. Again, no disrespect to Little Rod, but.
D
In every nickname, by the way, in.
A
Context, in every page, Huff is sending him out to get the sex workers. He just, like. He just didn't give me the vibe that he was the guy you send out to get the sex workers.
D
They said it was him and his son that he would send out, and.
A
They were like, oh, just throw a bad boy baseball cap on him. The hoes will come.
B
Now, do I think that wild shit happens in the industry? Of course I know wild shit happens. But I think that now with everything that's coming out about Diddy, like, we're gonna start hearing, like, now we're just gonna start hearing the wildest of stories. Like, people gonna just start creating the wildest of scenarios. And it's fucked up, because, again, you don't. You get to a point where now you don't know what to believe or who to believe. And that's the fucked up part because some people that may come forward, their stories could be real. Yeah, some people that's come forward now, it's a money grab. They're just now creating shit and hoping that something sticks and you know, so it's just getting to a weird space right now.
A
I mean, even in saying I think this is fake, it would take a lot of dedication to make a fake 73 page PDF with all this shit. So there could be some validity to it. I'm not against that part. I'm just with you on at this point, what's real and what's not. I think, and no disrespect, Cassie's had a lot more validation in how it was presented, who it was. And I know it sounds up, but I think you guys know what I mean when I say that. Yeah, it, there was more validity to it. And I'm not saying this isn't. I hope it sees it through and justice is served where it needs to be. But. So we're gonna laugh a bit if in the paperwork the bigger question is this Meek and Usher.
C
So, so are you. You're saying that you think the lawsuit is just like not what he's saying in the law. So you think the entire thing is like.
A
No, I, I think that Little Rod and this speculation. I don't even know Little Rod. Honestly, I've never heard of him. Maybe I'm ignorant. He seemed like he did a lot of records on an album. That's incredible. So respect to him. I wasn't familiar. He may have a real lawsuit. I think some early stages maybe of that lawsuit got leaked. This doesn't again feel real to me and how it was presented from a lawyer perspective. But yeah, I think he's probably suing Diddy.
C
Well, the lawyer, Diddy's lawyer came out and said that the women that are denying being underage, so.
A
But also those, those photos look crazy to me too. Like here's an underage girl. A fuzzy photo didn't prove anything.
C
He's saying that the girls are denying being underage. One of them is saying that she's Justin's girlfriend and then the other one is just like a 30 something year old woman. So.
B
Well, that ain't underage. Yeah, no, I mean I'm. Now when did, how long ago did these allegations allegedly take place?
C
This is like two years.
D
Yeah. From the creation of the live album.
B
That's what I'm saying. It's just. Listen man, we could crack jokes and like. But the bigger question is this. What does this do to the reputation, whether believe it or not, to the people that were named in this lawsuit?
C
Cause Caresha got named too. Not being sued. Yeah, not as being sued, but that Her. Yeah, her and Diddy sent her cousin in to suck his dick, and he didn't want his dick sucked.
B
Well, now, let's stop right there, Ma, because if you send Damaris, if you send your cousin in here or her sister or your sister, and they be like, yo, listen, trying to just, you know, we heard you been a little tense Edit, you know, it's just like, I don't know if I'm gonna double back and be like, yo, I wasn't feeling that when Shorty came in there to give me some head. I ain't like that.
C
Well, it's like she basically, he told her no, and then he ran out the room and like, she, like, chased him out the room.
B
Ain't never. See, this is. This is why I don't believe none of this shit. No nigga has ever ran out of a room after a girl has offered them head. Run out of the room.
A
Run is run is funny. Rest on you that you didn't want to or, oh, no.
B
Now, some girls. Some girls make advances and you like, yo, I'm cool. Like, I ain't trying to do nothing issue, but I'm not running out of order.
C
I don't think he meant literally run, but, like, he got out of the bathroom, and then Shorty still, like, was trying to suck dip.
B
Can we get a picture of Karisha's cousin that they talking about?
A
There's. There's pictures in the.
B
See, because that. That. That'll. That'll explain that. I'm just saying that'll. That'll give me a lot of answers. That'll give me a lot of answers. No, ain't running from no. If she's. If she's good looking.
A
It was in this. Well, photos were in the studio.
C
Do we know if he's straight? We don't know if Lil Ride is straight.
B
Aha. Now. Now we get to.
A
Well, what's. Wait, what's that? Sexuality where you're. Nothing. Like, you don't want to.
D
Anything asexual.
A
Because, I mean, if you don't.
B
Where you're.
D
Nothing is hilarious. Asexual means you don't have an intrinsic sexual drive. You're just cool. You're. You're more of a platonic. You get satisfaction. Just plutonic friendships with men and women or whomever. It's not like I can't wait to that person, it's like, that was a.
A
Fun hangout because you can't really say he's gay.
B
And it's another name for that. We'll save that.
D
It's not gay.
C
Some people just drive.
D
All right, I don't want to defend Marble, but I went to college with the guy that was asexual, and then years later, after college, he came out as gay.
B
I'm just saying, man, this writes itself, okay?
C
Yeah, but some people claim asexual when they're really gay, but some people are actually asexual.
D
I know two people that did.
A
But, I mean, how do I say this without you guys putting accusations on me? If you're a gay man and you have the opportunity to puff Usher and Meek, and you turn it down, I don't know if you're gay.
C
True.
A
It's a lot of options.
D
Yeah, that is true.
A
Like when. I'll put it this way. When Mike didn't want to Home alone, I was like, he probably doesn't kids. That's like the top echelon of kid.
B
Yeah.
A
And Mike was like, nah.
B
Yeah.
A
So I'm using that same logic.
D
That's the norm.
A
And if this guy had the opportunity to, you know, fuck some of the.
B
Goats and didn't he just did the halftime show.
A
And then you turned it and then ran away from Karisha's cousin, who, you know, I mean, is probably a real city girl at heart.
B
Yeah.
A
What. What Karisha raps about. I'm sure her cousin lives.
B
Yeah, she's actually. She's actually rapping about her cousin's life.
A
And you ran away from that. I feel like you're asexual.
B
Whatever, man. I just.
A
You're married to the music.
B
I just had fun reading all the people that were, like, you know, tweeting that. Tweeting Meek, asking them questions. Um, again, I don't believe any of this shit about. About Meek. Listen, but it was fun. The fucking tweets is hilarious. And Meek was fighting for his fucking life. See? And that's. What does that do? What does this do to Meek's image? Is it true or not?
C
Meek does not have an image anymore.
B
Meek does have an image.
C
What is Meek's image?
A
Twitter.
B
Everybody has a. You think Meek Mill doesn't have an image?
C
Yes.
B
You don't think he has a.
C
For saying stupid shit. Yes.
B
Whatever you want to call it. What does this do to. What does this accuse. This allegation do to me?
C
Oh, you're talking about the allegation. I thought you were talking about his tweets. I'm sorry, I want to clarify.
B
No, no, no. The allegations.
C
I'm like, he's already known for being tweeting stupid.
B
No, these allegations.
C
I don't think anybody really believes that Meek is gay.
B
Okay? It was some girls. It was some girls in his. In his comments that was kind of looting to. Like, we been knew that. But it was some people. There was some. It was some notable girls in there that was saying some things. And I'm just like, see, this is where it gets iffy at, because you would kind of think that, sure, these girls are. You can kind of like, all right, I believe her a little bit. These are girls that be around these guys, and these are some girls that hold some secrets and things like that. But now that everything is coming out, you're starting to see a lot of these women online. Like, doesn't surprise me, you know, when they throw that out there, you know, like, this ain't news. This ain't news. This ain't. And it's like, wait, no, it's news to some niggas. Like, everybody don't know that.
A
We talked about that last episode. Sometimes bitter women will just throw the gay card on you for sure. So we don't know the backstory story on that.
B
Again, I don't believe it.
A
I was proud of Meek for about two hours because once this paperwork dropped, I thought we were gonna get an immediate Meek reaction. And he took sometimes, like, damn. Meek is starting to, like, mature and sees this as absolute. Like, why even acknowledge this nonsense?
B
Right?
A
I was wrong. In about an hour.
C
No, he was saving him his draft.
A
He's still going right now. He stopped.
D
Yeah. As we're recording, Meek is still tweeting, unfortunately.
A
And, like, coming out the gate and.
B
See that and that, for me, that's the only thing that I'm just like, that's what makes it look bad. But see, I had, like, when you just consistently tweeting and going in and.
D
Fighting for your life, yeah, it's like.
A
Had other ways to fight.
C
But I had this conversation with Rory where if Meek was a nigga that never tweeted anything or especially anything stupid, and he got on there fighting for his life, then it would be like, oh, what you standing so hard on your square for? But Meek tweets, goes on Twitter, rants about dumb shit all the time. So of course somebody's saying he's gay. Of course he's gonna go on a Twitter rant. That's his brand.
B
So it's not like, yeah, but it's the. It's. It's what you ranting, though, like, telling me you like period sex to prove you ain't gay. That don't really do it for me.
A
Immediately reacted like the guy that's getting roasted. He's like, yo, I get pussy, though.
B
Yeah.
A
Like, nah, just sit this one out.
B
Yeah. Like, it's like, that ain't. You could just be like, yo, listen, check this out. Don't play with me with these alligators.
A
And, like, why you bringing my.
B
Like, yeah, you could have left. You could have left it right there. Like, yo, you know what? Stop playing. I'm not. No. No disrespect to people that. That get down like that, but I don't. That's not me. I don't. This is not. Don't play that game.
C
That's not how meek is. Meek doesn't answer anything, but that's what I'm saying.
B
So to go into, like, yo, ask your favorites. I like period sex. It's like, dog daddy, can you respect that?
A
He kind of tied it into the feeling that he gives in his music as well. Like, he was like, yo, I've ran red lights just to get that feeling. Like. Like, it felt like an intro.
B
They said I couldn't do it. Yeah.
A
Like, it felt like we doubted him forever. And he was like, nah, I run red lights for that.
D
Honestly, I was on the fence with sexuality until I heard that he was willing to get a ticket by running red light for some. That's pretty. That's straight As.
A
I mean, he's. He's on probation.
D
That's the straightest thing I heard of.
A
One love. One love to the gays.
D
I don't even jaywalk for. I'm.
A
I've definitely jaywalked for pussy.
C
I've cripped walk for pussy.
D
What'd you do?
A
You did what for how many times I have to tell the story?
D
Maybe she did.
B
Taylor, you Crip walk for some.
D
What does that even mean?
B
Yeah, I don't know.
C
I mean it literally. I don't know.
D
Like, I mean, that was. That wasn't a joke.
C
No.
B
Like, you actually did the Crip walk to get some.
C
I mean, it wasn't such straight and narrow, but I have done the Crip walk, and it has resulted in me getting.
D
What are you, like, a hermit crab?
A
There was rumors. There was rumors that Puff was with the Southside Crips, forcing people to do.
B
Wait, you Crip walk?
C
Yeah.
D
Can we get the story?
B
No. Yeah, like, you have to tell me more. Like, where were you?
A
Gang. Gang.
B
Yeah, but where were you?
C
Like, I was. I was in New York.
D
You were in Syracuse.
C
I was in New York.
B
And it was a girl. Was she a Crip?
A
No, that was a way of getting jumped in.
B
But how did. Okay, how did that result. How did you doing the Crip walk result in you getting some pussy? Did she like, oh, shit. I ain't know you could. I ain't know you was Crip. I ain't know you could dance with my footwork.
D
You go with your feet. Lick me.
A
We just saw Rel get pussy for lying about a podcast. You don't think a Crip Walker get it done.
B
It's some sick shit going on out here, man. See, this is why I gotta start going. I'm gonna start going outside just to see the sick that's going on. Like, I just gotta peek my head in. To see Crip walking and getting some is insane to me.
A
I feel like it's been done a lot.
C
A lot. Actually.
A
I think Bobby got most of his first, like, undeserved pussy based off all his Crip walking in that song that I won't name.
D
No, but this. He got the pussy off the song.
A
Yeah, but a lot of it had to do with his moves.
D
No, it was the. They weren't into lyrics song in the world.
A
They were into Bob.
C
Listen some lyrics recently. Like, I really list. Like, I sat and like, instead of just dancing, like, I sat and I listened. God damn. That nigga was talking, wasn't he? Like, that nigga might as well.
A
It sounded like a Keefe D confession.
C
I think it was like. And no, he was in the video like. And Trigger, he be hollering.
D
Hollering.
C
He is some hot, like, pointing. He was pointing at the niggas in the video. Yeah, while he was telling.
B
Great time, though. Great time. That was such a. Such a great summer, yo. When that came out, one of the greatest summers ever.
A
So, Mall, how do you feel that the theory that Meek is giving out there, like, now that he owns his masters and they knew that he was about to, like, drop this crazy ep that was all his publishing. All could go to his kids. It could go to the schools in Philadelphia. Meek said he was gonna page the. The governor and cut a deal. He was going to cut a deal to give. Maybe I'm the only one that finds like, just small things in the sentences. Hilarious.
B
No, this is. I was laughing at the same.
A
He was gonna cut a deal. He wasn't gonna negotiate with the governor about the money he wanted to donate. Yeah, Philly schools.
B
And this is why this came out.
A
And what they typically do is, you know, try to demasculate you. If that's even a word, emasculate you.
D
Try to put them in a dress and tried to.
A
Tried to make them gay. This is what Cat was talking about. Like, Meek is just trying to do the science.
B
Yeah, I don't. I don't think that any of that is true at all.
A
By the show putting an EP out.
B
Until nobody had a clue that that new music was coming. Like, I just. Again, the Internet is having fun with this shit. Cool. I don't believe it. I think some of Meek's tweets don't help you not believe it. It's kind of like, yo, saying you, like, period sex is just not it for me, bro. But, you know, whatever.
A
I think he did the right thing. Just lean in to what is now the Meek Mill tweet character.
B
And I think freak mill is, like, trending right now.
A
Freak. Oh, my God. Well, he's facing. He's facing a Freeko is what they said.
B
Yeah, yo, facing a free.
A
I didn't come over. That joke was on Twitter.
C
Freak mail is hilarious.
B
That's trending right now.
D
You the girls twice a day, though. I don't know.
C
That's freak, Mel. I'm sorry. It's my first time hearing that.
B
But this is. But it's only up because I don't. You know, no matter what this does, this does damage Meek's image in some way. Like, when your name is a part of some. Like this, like. Like whether it's true or not, like, it does damage. Damage.
C
But gay shit, alleged gay shit be coming out about rappers all the time. Every rapper has had a gay room.
B
Yeah, but it's certain. It's certain. It's certain rappers that if that is even falls on their jacket, it does a lot of damage. It does. And so for somebody like Meek and with, you know, Meek's content, what he raps about, and, you know, things like that, like, this damages Meek's image. It does.
A
I just think it's hilarious for Philly that, like, Uzi is the straight one and Meek is the gay one. Just like. I think It's a weird 2024 duality of everything. I went out on a ledge and put my conspiracy theories out there. I'm still being killed on the Internet.
D
For what Roc Nation.
A
I mean, I. I did the science people. We found out during the Tory Lanez trial that Roc Nation controls the United States. Judicial system. That was clear as day in the Tory Lanez case that ROC Nation controls the courts. Also, we know that ROC Nation is being paid to push the LGBTQ agenda.
D
That's a fact. That's a fact.
A
We also know that Meek is an affiliate of ROC Nation.
D
Okay.
A
Done a lot of stuff with Hov dez, everyone. All the great stuff they're doing there, right as the client and controlling the court system. They got that paperwork from the court system because they just went down to their office. Everyone knows ROC Nation offices is just the Supreme Court, took the paperwork, put it on the Internet. Also, him being a client. LGBTQ is in right now. Meek has to put this EP out. Let's make him gay and combine it with our court system.
D
Free Meek.
B
So you did all that math, crack the code.
A
Are you surprised at this rollout? I think it falls in line with everything that we've seen this year.
B
I think people are just stupid. How about that? I think people are dumb. People are stupid. And, you know, it's unfortunate that your name ends up in, like, imagine being Meek and you just wake up and your name is in this type of shit, though. Like. Like, just imagine that you chilling and niggas like, yo, you ain't. You ain't going online yet. You like, nah, what's up? Yo, your name is some crazy. Like.
A
All right, let me ask you a question. Put yourself in Remique's position.
B
Okay.
A
You know you didn't do that. Do you text Puff? Yo, did you really say that?
C
That was the first thing I thought. Like, yo, homie. Yeah, I'm calling a text you. Yo, you said. You said, you.
A
Me, I might even give, like, that first intro, like, yo, Puff, how you doing? I know she's been crazy. Like, you know, I hate to call you, but. No, as friends, bro.
B
Like, now you got it just.
A
Did you say that?
B
No, I know you'd be saying, nah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't even. That's not how I would. I was approaching like, yo, what the. What is this? Like, what the is going on right now with all this on the Internet? That's how you gotta reach out. Like, yo, what the is this? I'm not hating you. Like, yo, you said that. Cause you come on, bro, If I. If you. You cool with Puff, you don't. You. You know he didn't say that. Like, you know, he didn't say, if it didn't happen.
A
What if. All right, what if it didn't happen? But Puff said that and tried to explain to Meek on the phone, like, yo, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy. You know, I gotta give a lot of inspiration to the studio. I was trying to get a Rod. Lil Rod into the same motivational zone that you're in. Like, I needed him to make dreams and nightmares for me. And the only way I could put him in that position was to say that I fucked you and I blew his fucking mind and we got the Love album. Love one.
D
Loved.
A
I'm brother. Love is love.
B
Yeah.
A
Even if we've never. You're my brother. So we.
B
Yeah, our minds have. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not rolling.
A
It wasn't a good Puff impression.
B
No. Yeah. I'm not rolling that.
C
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy was good, though.
A
You might.
B
Someone.
D
We talked about this mental head. Remember that? We said mental head. Mental anal. Maybe Puff is just mentally cracking muffins.
A
Here's the. If Puff, like, no, never did, like, any of the nasty. Puff already took over the world to some degree. Imagine if he was, like, openly bisexual. He would be bigger than anybody.
D
Pause.
A
Is it.
B
I don't. I don't know about that, though. I don't know about that.
A
It's funny. You asked me a question at the end of last year and was like, do you think if this Keefe D gets back to Puff, it'll ruin Puff's legacy? And I was like, nah, nothing could ruin Puff's legacy.
C
Yeah, here we are.
A
Boy, did that change in a fucking month.
B
Yeah. I don't know, man. This shit is. This shit is weird. I don't know what the fuck is going on in the industry. I know that crazy shit goes on. I do. I'm not trying to get away from that, but I just think now it's cool to just make up shit about people and let lies run around and let people just jump in on accusations. Like, that's. To me, that's the up part. Because again, what if it's. All of this is. Not saying it is. I. I think it is, but I'm. You know, that's just my opinion.
A
What if this in particular.
B
Yes, this. We're talking about this in particular. What if this is just pure bullshit? That's. This is fucked up and simple.
D
You will crumble.
A
Simple.
D
You think it's an Iraq nation?
B
What? Why?
D
No, I'm saying if stuff like this.
A
Listen, I know Tory Lane's father to be a praying man, so you never know.
B
Weird times. But whatever, man. Have fun. I love the meek tweets. I like laughing that online. That's. That's all this is for me. It's just all fun.
A
Did you guys listen to Meek's ep? Hell of a rollout. Gotta give him that. That's up there with the 2014. Yeah. Came out at midnight.
B
Oh, no, I didn't hear you.
D
Don't.
B
Did you hear it?
D
What? J. Cole.
A
I listened to it.
B
I wasn't.
A
I will be honest and not disrespectful as someone that enjoys Meek's music. Just giving my point of view. It sounds like every time Meek makes a new project, he asks all the producers to go listen to all the music he's already made and give him the same beat. Like, yo, listen to what I made two years ago and just give me that.
B
Give me that same beat so the music sounds dated.
A
More of the same.
B
Okay.
A
Just more of the same.
B
I'm gonna listen to it only because, again, I. You know, I'm somebody that always championed and rooted for Meek. I think he's important. And, you know, it's always good to hear guys that you listen to put out new, new projects.
A
I also don't think that he planned on putting this out.
B
Oh, no, I don't.
A
I don't think even, like, the sound different. The masters sound different. It sounds like his team did what they should have done. This moment was crazy. And then halfway through his rants, he was like, yo, go to God. I'm putting out an EP at midnight. I mean, music even felt right. It felt like that was on his hard drive that he was eventually gonna place on a project, but was like, yo, we got this moment.
B
Yeah, I'm not mad at that. I'm not mad at that. If you got the. If you had.
A
It's just not the right music.
B
Yeah, no, it's not. Not that. It's not just the right music. It's not the right momentum to have putting out an album. Like, granted, it's a moment and your name is trending online and everybody is talking about you and this. And so I was like, all right, fuck it. We gonna put some music out. Yeah, but if the music isn't good, if the music isn't hitting and, you know, it's like, more the same. We get it, you know, but show us something different. Show us a different angle. Give us some different sounds.
A
Like coming off the Puffin Usher threesome. You have to give me, like, a war pain. That type of, like. You need to give me that type of record. That's what I need from me. Not five records of the same.
B
So it's only five records.
A
Believe Five or six. Somewhere in there.
B
Well, I'll definitely check it out. Hopefully it's a few in there that I with. Because again, I. I do root for Meek. I want to see Meek do good same.
A
And I think the core Meek Mill audience will like it, but someone that enjoys Meek's music, which is more the same to me.
B
More the same.
A
The paperwork was way more entertaining.
B
Who produced it?
A
I. I don't know.
B
Okay.
A
Whoever did their best impression of Jaleel. Yeah, it sounded like he YouTube meek type beats for this.
B
I'm gonna check it out.
A
Well, staying on the topic of sexual acts with artists and who's been freaking out. Pardon my white face again. Omale amelay.
B
Omale, omale omale.
A
I don't even want to try to put the accent on. It feels more racist if I try to do the accent.
D
Yeah.
B
Oh my lay.
A
So I'm just gonna. Oh, Malay all my life believe. At the end of last week, he had a concert. Very popular afrobeats artist. I know there was a lot of white news calling him an R B sensation, which I thought was funny. So I'll do my best not to white this.
B
You know that y'all think all of us are the same.
A
It's all R B.
B
You know, music. But watch the others.
A
Hey, man, everything's blues.
B
That's exactly when you get down to the. Just the guitar industry.
A
Everything is what Elvis created.
B
Exactly.
A
So at his show, a young lady went up on stage to dance with him. I assume this is part of every set that he does. He brings a fan on stage.
B
You know how it goes.
A
She dances in the silhouette and they get a little, you know, a little freaky. Come to find out she was there with her boyfriend of a year. And the camera on Tick Tock just kept panning to his face as his queen was being thrusted and dry humped in a beautiful silhouette. Pain in his face yeah, Saigon. Pain in my life, yeah, Kai. Great streamer. Took it upon himself to step up for men around the entire world and get this gentleman on his stream and bring 20 women to get him a new girl.
D
And he gave him 20 bands and.
A
Gave him 20 bands. But, you know, Kai wipes his ass with 20 bands. That was, you know, that was not even rent.
D
Still a nice gesture.
A
I thought it was great what Kai did for this gentleman. But we started to get more details. Originally we thought they had been together for seven years. Just under a year they had been together. And the woman actually said they had discussed that prior to they knew they Were in the front row. She's a huge fan. She bought the tickets for them and she said, yo, I'm gonna go on that stage. If he calls me. I'm starting to side with the girl as more information is coming up.
B
Yeah, but this is all bullshit because that wasn't even Omar and the girl dancing at the Silhouette. It's a pre recorded image that pops up at every show.
A
No, they had the background. Oh, sage. They was getting to it.
B
No, I don't think. I think that that's.
D
That's not mo.
C
That's.
D
That's them.
A
That's them right there.
D
This angle.
B
Oh, well, then I can see. I never. I never saw this. This angle of it.
D
Yeah, that the stage hands were even in on the pain.
A
I mean, at this point. Okay, I can understand.
D
He hurt. Oh, my God. He's hurt. Oh, my God.
A
Let me put myself in this gentleman's position. I'm sure on the car ride over there, her being a big fan probably brought up like, hey, he does this thing in his set. I saw it. Other shows where he brings a girl up. We'll be in the front row. We're getting there early. I'm going up there. Him probably thrown back a bit by that statement was like, it'll never happen. So let me just hold it down and not get emotional. Let me just let that one ride away. He calls her immediately to go on stage. You've already committed because she said it to you already. You should have turned the car around if you had an issue with that before we even got to the show.
B
No, but it's not on. It's not on. See, it's not on him, though, because it's that in that situation that's on your girlfriend to, you know, if it does happen. It's like, you can't go on stage with an artist and let an artist just grope on you and have you in these compromising positions, these sexual innuendos and things like that. When your boyfriend is. Even if your boyfriend wasn't at the show, Just the fact that you have a boyfriend and you know that this is gonna be on the Internet. This lives on the Internet. Everybody in here has a camera. Like, you can't put yourself in that position. So the bigger thing is, why are women comfortable, I guess, disrespecting their boyfriends like that? Cause that is. Cause if it was the other way around. If it was the other way around. We just saw Keke Palmer and Usher last year and what that caused.
A
Well, I mean, this.
C
That Wasn't the other way around, though.
A
This makes Kiki look, I'm just saying.
B
No, I'm just saying, like, let's just say this was the other way around. I'm just saying. We saw what Keke Palmer, you know, and Usher what that caused. If a girl was at a show with her boyfriend and, I don't know, Teyana Taylor at a Teyana Taylor show, and Teyana pulls your boyfriend on stage and she starts dancing on him, grinding on him, women would feel some type of way about that. Women would feel disrespected.
D
Say it.
A
No, some wouldn't.
B
Why? They wouldn't.
A
Some wouldn't.
C
Bro, what's give me. Can you give me a guesstimate percentage?
B
But why wouldn't. Why wouldn't women feel no type of way?
A
60, I think would feel away.
B
Why wouldn't women feel away?
A
Not all women want to Tiana and, like, think that way. Some women just straight up, like, their boyfriend don't want a girl touching them.
B
Even if women want to Tiana, it's her boyfriend up there. They not up there.
A
I think it's disrespectful for the boyfriend.
B
To go up there.
A
I. I'm with you.
B
This is all I'm saying.
A
Okay. But while that is disrespectful, regardless if you're going into it and she's being honest, me and my girl are on the way to the Kid Rock show, and she's like, if Kid Rock calls me up to shotgun a Bud Light with him, I'm doing that. If he wants to pour Bud Light into my mouth, I'm doing it. I'm a huge Kid Rock fan. I would feel a way. But she was honest with me and told me that would happen. And I know I'm going in the front row. No, it's like going to the front row of a comedy show when you're with your girl, like, you know you're about to be a target. No, you've accepted it.
D
That's different. Roy, there's such a big leap between you having that level of conversation, then going into, like, a 3,000-person venue and being the person that literally gets singled out.
A
And she did what she said she was going to do.
D
No, because, like, there's such a. Because you don't even. Everyone goes to that show, and it's like, I'm. There's no way I'm gonna get. Like, there's so much that has to happen.
B
You don't go to a show thinking, yo, yo, I'm Gonna get pulled on stage.
A
No, I said that in the beginning. I felt like he just let that brush over because he didn't want to ruin the night. Because he's like, that's not gonna happen. It's not gonna happen. We'll address it when we get home, of course. No, he should be mad.
C
You could be mad, but you can't punish me for it. If I give you the warning. If I gave you the warning.
B
Get the out of here. I can't punish you for it. We're not. We're not together, so. No, you're right. I'm not punishing you. We're just not together no more.
D
All right, but look at, like, this move.
A
Even if you tell me prior to. And then you go do this on stage, We're. We're done.
B
We're done. Are you kidding me? We're gonna enjoy the rest of the show. Great night.
A
I can respect you a little more because you said you was gonna. You did what you said.
B
You. Man, listen, that's just disrespectful.
D
Look at this move. Like, if this was your girl, like, come on.
A
That'd be a rough one to get through.
D
That's tough.
B
What are we talking about? That's not. I'm not doing that. He's weird.
A
He's weird for Stan.
C
We not doing that.
A
I wouldn't do it. I would have been in the parking lot before I even saw that movie.
B
The marriage would have went on.
C
No, I wouldn't have.
B
The marriage would have been right on.
C
Stage if I was with my boyfriend. I don't get relationships with. I don't respect. No, I wouldn't have did that. If I was with my boyfriend, I wouldn't have did that.
D
Would you have if you were the guy? Mall. And your girl's back in the curtain.
B
Say.
D
Say it. Have. Would you. Would you wait for her to be done, or would you just leave like, Wallace is happening.
B
Oh, no. When she get back, I'm. I'm already. I got three new numbers. Wherever I'm sitting at, I'm like, yo, so what y'all doing after you move that commodity? Yeah, get the out of here.
D
There's no way.
B
If I've been dating a girl for a year and we go to a show and she does this, you think.
A
You get that much sympathy immediately?
B
Oh, yeah. 100%.
A
You'd be, like, a widower.
B
100%. 100%. I'm cleaning up at the Omalay show.
A
But how you even, like, in the midst of that turn around like, yo, that's my look.
B
It's nothing but women around him.
D
Look at this one girl. She's. She's filming them and then cutting to his face.
C
She's surprised. She like, that's your.
A
And you was funny. That's your security usually makes you take your arms and stop leaning on that gate. Security just let him rock. Like listen bro, I know you need the support. That's rough.
C
Yeah, I would never. I wouldn't. I could never do that to a man I love.
B
That's so up.
C
Like on a date. Like if you was my sneaky link or some and he treating you.
B
He behind that curtain treating you like a rag doll. Bend over, take these back shots. You can't just treat my girl like that. Don't we not doing that. So shoot this whole concert up.
A
Even though I was on the. The woman's side here to some degree like Vegas, she did what she said she was going to do. I'm here to judge all the women that did the Kai 20 verse. One thing. What type of girl, after watching how easily this girl just left that man makes him attractive. You couldn't even control your girl. She didn't have that any respect for you. Why would a woman want to be with him? I know it's for Kai's stream. We know why they would. They weren't really there to try to date.
B
Nah, he's. I mean hopefully he ain't trying to get into no relationship right now. Hopefully he ain't one of those. That's like.
A
No, he seemed like the type that wants to bounce right back into one.
B
Nah, man. You got last night. You got to throw this around and have fun.
A
Now he looks like he's gonna post in one week. Like finally found my soulmate. Had to go through the trenches. Yeah like oh my late finally found the one that's disrespectful.
D
He started getting brand deals because of the. The Kai look which is cool. So he's at least financially he's coming.
B
Up of what brand deals?
D
There was some like food company I saw he did like a digital ad for. Yeah like a fat. I don't know some like he's a.
C
Nice looking young man.
D
He's a nice guy.
A
But like if you had a brand like what you would want this.
B
Yeah like you want to attach your brand to him for what?
C
I would give him something like peloton or something.
B
Peloton for what?
C
Yeah, like oh, you know, if you had more muscles, you wouldn't get your snatched or something like that. But more white people.
D
If you had more muscles, you wouldn't.
B
You wouldn't get your snatched.
D
That's the tagline.
B
That's what peloton's gonna tell you. The caption under your talking.
A
That's the Equinox ad for the gay sex.
B
Like, what if you had more muscles?
C
Obviously not in that copy, but yeah, like something around that.
D
The woman. So Kai DM the woman too, because he first reached out to her, not the guy.
B
Yeah.
D
And she messaged him back and said, I'll come on your stream if you pay me. So she was trying to solicit money from Kai. So Kai dubbed it the girlfriend. The girlfriend. Kai said you and hit the boyfriend. Well, the ex boyfriend.
B
Shout out to God for that.
A
Okay, so I have a shout out.
C
To Kai for knowing his audience.
A
I have a real personal question, because we do have someone in this room that's been on the other side of this. We do have someone in this room. That's Ben Omalay Mole. You've been in situations at shows where a girl has came with her boyfriend, disrespected her man, and then came to the green room with you. Does Omalay beat or does he just respect what just happened with her and her.
B
No, you can't be. You can't have sex with that girl.
C
Don't fans, y'all.
B
Yeah, no, you can't do that.
D
But that's a different rule than what I think Rory's asking.
A
It's. It's a similar situation, though.
D
Similar situation?
B
No. How?
D
Well, I'm saying take this.
A
She definitely went to the green room afterwards.
B
No, take the.
D
Take the fan part out of it. Just. Let's just do like, regular non celebrity. If. If you see that, like a girl disrespected dude, but then she ends up with you, would you be. Take the fan side?
B
Oh, hell no. Hell no.
C
No, you definitely a. That disrespected her before.
D
I would. Yeah.
B
Like in front of me.
D
Yes.
B
No, but not at a show.
A
You've been on the other side of that.
B
Huh?
A
Never mind. Oh, see, now we have both perspectives.
D
You got me up. No, because I handled it right. Kai should have had me on this.
A
Street to get 20 white girls for you.
D
Give it to 20 white women and 20 bands.
B
Did you handle it right, though?
D
Yeah.
A
Yeah.
D
What are you talking about?
C
Crying the rain.
B
He did.
D
Don't put that on my jacket. We're not really. We're not rewriting mystery.
B
He definitely cried in the rain.
D
Sure. I mean, up.
C
If the tears Fall while the rain falls. Was it a tear?
D
Yep, yep.
A
If a tree falls in the forest. Yeah, yeah, I guess.
B
Yep. It is. He was crying.
A
It is just cool that we have this perspective where we have omalay and we do have the guy in the flannel right here.
D
Wow. Kai did this on Zoom. The 20 women thing.
A
I thought that was Ice Spice.
B
Oh. So yeah, 20 girls on Zoom.
A
Yeah.
B
Okay.
A
It was a string.
B
Trying to see if there's anything up there that, you know. Okay. She's. She's cool.
D
Which one?
B
You got some, you got some candidates up there? Yeah, you got some candidates up there.
D
There's a lot of heavies.
A
Oh, also, you've been in this situation before.
B
What situation?
A
Remember in the clubhouse days when we did like the for the love of mall thing with like, like. Oh yeah, 20 women on stage during the pandemic Clubhouse. What was that like? Being bombarded with 20 women wanting to verbally sleep with you.
B
Verbally.
A
All you could see was their avies.
B
That was just a sign of us being extremely bored.
D
Going off the abbey is sick.
A
That is very true.
B
And trying to find a way to just entertain ourselves during the pandemic. Yeah, but it was fun though. It's always fun to like just have a bunch of women talking and trying to, you know, see if women are cool or who would you date or who you're attracted to. It's, you know, it was fun.
A
You asked some, some pretty deep questions. A lot of women were willing to. To hide the work or be a mule for you.
B
Yeah, a lot of mules out there.
A
Did anyone see this, the stream with this gentleman? Like what type of questions did he ask? Are you into afrobeats?
B
No, I didn't see that. I don't. I've never seen a cosplay mall.
D
I want to play his voicemail for you because you are a street doctor and you say mental health is running rampant.
B
A street doctor.
A
You're street farmer.
C
Street farmer.
B
Just call me a good. It's okay.
D
Well, there's. I mean, sure, yeah, yeah. Well, anyway, this is, this is a question about mental health.
A
Like in the streets.
B
Hey guys, my name is Gerald from the bx. I have a question for everybody in the room that really pertains to me, but it does bring up a great time.
A
Right over left or left over right?
B
Right over left. I have.
D
My.
B
My girlfriend has a best friend that just recently broke up with her mans. Reason for that was one night she was running feeling really low, depressed and she was trying to explain to him, like, there's gonna be nights where I'm gonna be feeling this way because I just started eating this. There's gonna be nice, but I'm gonna be feeling this way. I'm gonna be depressed. All I need you to do is to be here with me. And basically what he said was, I don't believe in mental health. And if you're feeling sad and depressed and low, that's hit the gym. And when I was told that, I was like, yo, it's crazy that 2024 and we still have that. Some of us do have that mindset, which is crazy. So my question is to y'all is, would you guys date somebody that doesn't believe in mental health? Thank you, guys. I've been supporting the POD since day one. Love y'all, and peace.
A
Not believing in mental health is crazy.
D
It's nuts.
B
Yeah. I don't think you could date somebody that. Like, how do you. First of all, how do you not believe it's a go. Work out mental health? Like, how do you not.
A
But I guess you have to believe in it. If your solution is, like, that'll fix it. Working out, that's still a form of belief. No.
B
Yeah. I think that that can help with mental health issues. Working out exercise, I think that's actually something that they tell you to do. True. But dating somebody that doesn't believe in. I don't even know how anybody could not believe that mental health was a real thing. I don't even understand that you've given.
A
Some harsh criticism and some of those topics to people.
B
Yeah, but do I say mental health is not real?
A
No, but you'd be like, yo, you, like, figure it out.
B
Oh, yeah. I mean, my diagnosis and my. My prescriptions that I. I fill out is. It's kind of harsh at times, but I believe. Yeah, but I believe that mental health is real, and it's a real thing, and it's something that you should definitely address and take care of. But I don't know if you can date somebody that doesn't believe in mental health. Like, how do you not believe in mental health?
A
I'm also going to put. I'm going to victim blame a bit here. How many red flags do you have to ignore before you find out your boyfriend doesn't believe in mental health? He's so understanding, and he's sweet and, like, loves me. And then like, a year later, he's like, I don't believe in none of that. That's in your mental what? Like, that's. That's a sick conclusion. There had to be so, like a breadcrumb trail to that position.
C
I think he doesn't believe in depression. That's what I think. Because not believing in mental health is like, that's not even a.
B
A real thing.
C
A coherent sentence.
B
Like, yeah, like, you can't even say.
C
Like, that doesn't even make sense. I think he doesn't believe in depression.
D
That's probably.
C
That's probably what that is.
B
And that's sick too, though.
C
It is. S also think that that's when you're in a relationship and everything's good. I think a lot of people come into. Come into problems in their relationship when they're in a relationship with somebody and they're in that honeymoon stage and everything's great. And then people start showing the other one that they're human. And that's where a lot of problems come in. Because a lot of people don't address their own mental health and their own depression. He's like, oh, just go work out. Oh. So what that tells me is that you don't like sitting in your feet. You don't like actual actually dealing with your feelings. You're an escapist. So you probably work out. You probably don't sit down and have time with your thoughts. You probably keep your very busy so that you don't have to think about your feelings or what's going on in your head. And that's a huge red flag. And she needs to get the out of dodge. Like, honestly.
B
So you couldn't deal with somebody that doesn't believe in mental health?
C
Well, first of all, you're an idiot. You're just like. Because that's just scientifically like, you're stupid.
B
Right.
A
So no meat tweet.
C
Yeah, that's ODM Sweet. For sure.
B
For sure.
D
It's synonymous with.
C
Yeah, I know. Not believing in the fact that some people have chemical imbalances in their brain. Not believing in the fact that sometimes life situations will put you in a bad state of mind and affect your body and your hormones and the way that you're able to deal with life. Not believing in that is.
B
Now, there's the other side to that, though, because there are some people that use the mental health thing as, of course, an excuse for them to do up in a relationship.
D
Yeah.
B
Like, a lot of people lean on that. Like, oh, you know, mentally, I'm just, you know, I'm going just say you a cheater. Like, that has nothing to do with your mental health.
A
No. They was fighting demons.
C
No. They Granny.
B
Oh, I love that one. Fighting demons. Oh, man.
D
They didn't believe in me. They said I'd amount to nothing. Maul.
B
Who told you that?
D
I don't know. Meek told me that.
A
How was I supposed to act with this. This Rolly saying, like, why'd I get there?
C
Holding up a wooden bracelet is sinning.
D
You said that amounts of nothing.
A
Just to pray for times.
C
Oh, sorry.
A
Like this.
C
Yeah. She needs to get the. Out of doubt. She's. Especially if she suffers from mental health problems. Like, he just did you a favor, baby. That was a gift from God.
D
That. Okay, well, I'll open this question up because I feel like we all agree on this. What is something that someone's done that you've dated that is like a big no no for you personally? And did you stick with it or just end it there? Like you completely disagree with something, whether it be political views. Usually it's like politics, religion, or. Or something socially. Then you're like, that's ridiculous. I can't do this anymore.
B
It. To me, it's always a red flag when you're dating a girl and she has a kid. But, like, she doesn't have a relationship with her kid. Like, her kid is not. She doesn't. Kid is not in her life.
C
Yeah, it's a pretty big red flag.
B
Yeah. That's like. It's fucked up. You can understand if a guy is on the other end of that. Like, if a guy's like, yo, you know what I mean? Baby moms, whatever, whatever. Like. And he does it. But he's still a piece of shit. If he's not taking care of his kids, if he's not paying child support and doing things like that and being in his kid's life, he's still a piece of shit. But you can understand him. Like, that's how it usually goes. But a mom not being in her.
C
Kid'S life, what if she's paying child support?
B
That's still like. That's still crazy to me.
A
It wasn't a relationship I was in, but we were in Detroit when it was Henny Palooza, and we had a hypnotic deal. So hypnotic. Went to like, a couple cities and they brought like, bottle girls that were signed to him.
B
Hypnotic girls.
A
Yeah. So we were all, like, in the green room before they started. And, like, everyone's just getting to know each other and, like, small talk which led into who has kids.
B
Everybody was flirting. Yeah.
A
And one of. One of the girls mentioned that she did not have custody of her child. And the first Thing I thought was exactly what you said.
D
You got custody.
A
How fucked up do you have to be where the court said, nah, mom can't have her.
B
Yeah, that's like a.
A
That's like a crazy.
B
That's a different level of. You got to tell me more like, you can't just throw that out there and think we just gonna move on.
D
They're power me an incredible Hulk, and.
A
I need to watch you open all those bottles.
B
Yeah.
A
Like, you can't be left unattended with the bottle.
B
It's just strange, that's all. It's just very peculiar for a woman not to be in her child's life.
D
Like.
B
Like, what happened? What's going on there?
A
I mean, having Eat Pray, Love in your kitchen, like, easy. But red flag.
B
Yeah. I don't want to read your walls.
A
Yeah. I've.
B
I want to fill them.
A
Like, if you look like, right when you walk into home goods and your apartment looks like that, there's too many red flags.
B
And if your match too much, if your decor in your house match too.
C
Much, try Have a serious conversation, but no. Throw people treatment.
B
Yeah. Like, if you match too much, I'm with you. Like, if your decor is like, oh, like, everything matches out the catalog. Yes.
D
Like, I always found that corny when dudes just look at, like, a showroom, you're like, that's it.
B
Yeah.
A
That's for, like, the girl that.
D
No creativity.
B
That's not you.
D
You have no creativity.
B
Yeah. That's not you at all.
C
Some people have creativity. I don't feel like that's a rip.
B
Yeah, but that's impossible in 2024 to me, because you could literally follow creativity.
A
True.
D
You could literally hijack someone.
B
You could hijack creativity.
C
Are y'all are talking about people hijacking?
B
No, no, no, no.
D
Crate and Barrel.
B
No, no, no.
D
I'm saying cream set.
B
Yeah. What Julian is saying.
A
That's a great cream set.
C
Thank you. I have the Crate and Barrel cream set.
A
It's fine. Julian is not an ad. But, boy, you guys are great.
B
What Julian is saying is when you just see something and be like, I want everything just like that, that's like, come on.
A
But there's also, like, a lower level of that. The guy that, like, sees the mannequin at Sachs, and it's just like, give me that. That we know that guy.
B
Yeah.
A
You're just like. You're the mannequin.
B
Yeah.
A
Of the designer. Same guy.
B
Yeah. But don't make that your living space, though.
D
Yeah.
A
I feel like that's the same mind.
D
Different for a fit.
B
Yeah, you get a fit. Like, it's. And even that, I don't understand how people. Because again, you. It's so many, you know, profiles and pages and things you can follow on social media to where if you don't have style, it's like. But you can follow people that have style and kind of, like, mimic off of them and kind of like. You know what I mean? Like, so it's. It's weird now for when people. You see people and you're like, yo, you really don't have, like, zero sense of style. Like, how is that possible when you can literally follow some of the flyest, coolest people in the world and just look at what. How they put pieces together.
A
But even with that, sometimes they can follow them. But those people are fly because that looks great for them. They put that together for them.
B
Yeah, but a lot of those people.
A
A lot of other people wear it.
B
It's like, yeah, but don't they give you, like, a little tips on how to throw pieces together and things like that? Like, it's easy now to have style to me, because again, you can just follow people that have style and kind of like Jack sauce. So how you still sitting around with no styles?
C
You know that those same people that have that style that you're telling people to. Jack, are the people who design the mannequins and style the mannequins.
B
What do you mean?
C
You're saying Jack style from people who have style. The stylists and the people who have style are the ones decorating the mannequins. They're also the ones putting together.
B
Yeah, but a lot of people that. That dress mannequins in these. In these department stores. These are not like a lot of the cool people on social media. Some of these are just people that just work at the store. And this is just what's new. We got it new in the store.
C
Well, I'm talking about, like, designer.
A
It's also like.
B
And a lot of these stylists don't have. Just because you're a stylist. I mean, you have style.
A
That's a fact.
C
No, for sure.
B
Like, I know a lot of stylists that be styling people. I'm like, bro, how this person paid you for this look.
D
That's a fact.
B
You look. This person, he looks crazy.
A
And you weren't even, like, able to pull that fit. Like, they had to pay for it and pay you.
B
Yeah, like, that's. I just. Because you put stylus on, bro. I Don't care that you wore a mink coat with a Yankee hat. That don't mean you fly.
A
But because.
B
Get out of here.
A
But because it's so easy to just follow. I think it's like the Chrysler vs Bentley theory. Like everything looks good until the Bentley shows up. The person that actually has style, you can see that. The absolute difference. Like somebody could look like they have it.
B
Right.
A
Till somebody shows up that actually has it. Yeah. I don't even know how we got down that path. Oh, I also think women that have a bunch of pink, like back to the color theme. Have childhood.
B
See, but you guys, the.
A
The original question, the original completely tied.
C
Together pink, everything absolute, with actual substance. Have you ever dated someone who had a difference in opinion or views?
D
Talking about the character of the person, not their walls in their kitchen, their.
A
Views on Christ and who he really was.
B
A girl that was hell bent. I remember I met a girl and she was hell bent on the whole vaccination thing and she would not stop talking about it. But she was.
D
I'm assuming she was pro vax.
B
Yeah.
D
So you were like, I'm good. You gave her your needle and then you said, no, I'm not.
B
I'm not.
A
As someone that's not vaccinated, I'd rather.
D
Give her a job.
A
I'd rather take the pro vax person than the anti vax person.
B
No.
A
Is more annoying, to be honest.
B
But even if. Even if. Even if. Whatever your view is, like, you can have your views, but when you start to try to push those views on to somebody that you're talking to or dating, that's when it becomes annoying. That's when it's like, yo, shut the. Like. Okay, I get it. You're pro vax. Great. That doesn't mean you have to talk about that every chance that you get though. Like, who gives a.
C
They made it their entire personality.
B
Yeah. It's like nobody even cares about that.
D
You know what? I find that happens a lot to me when I go on dates. I don't really. Politics don't come up but say there's off chance that they do. And. Well, more often than not. More often than not. But some of the women that I've gone on dates with, their dads are very Trump right wing is a gas project. And I feel like they go out of their way to let me know how against that they are by like showing how left they are. And that always annoys me. It's like telling, you don't need to do that.
B
Right.
D
You don't need to tell me you took a knee in your sorority house and put your fist up like. I don't care.
B
Tell me about you putting your fist up your ass.
D
That part.
B
There you go. Yeah, I'm with you.
D
That's way more interesting.
B
Absolutely.
A
Politics Ever came up on first dates with y'all?
D
Seldom. But when they avoid them. I never mentioned my brother. I try to stick clear of all that.
B
A girl was trying to hook me up with a. What do you want? Call them like those old. What do they call them? Fighters.
A
Oh, I was gonna go with what he said.
B
Not whores. No, like the.
D
The freedom.
B
The freedom fighters of horse. Like, she, like. Was that what we call them now? You know, the girls that are heavy into, like, protesting and things like that? Like.
A
Yeah, social activists.
B
Activists. Social activists. She tried to hook me up with, like, one of the social activists.
A
Oh, I would have loved to just sit at the other table to eavesdrop.
B
Not a chance. No, I didn't even. I didn't even. I didn't. Not at all. I was like, she does what?
D
She came in your house with, like, a. A cardboard sign and, like, a Sharpie.
B
It never got that far, bro. My friend. Why.
C
Why would you be against something like that? That the real ones there. Because there are. They're not just. There are activists who, like, actually go out and do real work, not just.
B
No, she was a real one. She was, like, really, like, doing her thing. But I just. I just know me. My personality, it just wouldn't. It wouldn't match.
A
I mean, was this A. Was 45 in office at the time or.
B
No, this was. This was like, Obama.
A
Oh, Biden was okay. Yikes.
D
Who is she?
A
A Biden social activist.
B
Pro.
D
What was the. What was she rapping?
B
I have. I have. No, no, she's just, like, social. Like, not so much like presidential, just, like, social.
D
Just like, equal rights.
B
Yeah.
C
She, like, gives a.
D
About the world.
B
No, like, that goes on, like, you know, that goes on, like, in the communities and things like that. Like, that type of shit.
D
Yeah.
B
And I was just like, I'm cool.
C
But why, though?
B
I just know. I just know me, like, and I know my personality, and I just know, like, from what I could see, it just wouldn't. We better off just like, nah, cool. Like, do your thing. But it couldn't be nothing romantic, though.
A
When I was in college, I had a girl that was way ahead of her time with social activists of this era. She asked me to explain racism to her and then asked me if black people could be racist. And wanted to know my answer, which I respect. Just like a lot of pressure for an 18 year old on a date.
D
8.
B
He was 18 when somebody asked you.
A
This freshman in college.
C
I don't feel like that's a tough. Do you think that was a tough question?
A
I didn't have the definition of race. Like, I didn't read Webster that morning. I was just like, yeah, like when they hate other races.
D
Ironic.
A
That's like on the.
D
Like on the spot still today. Today, 18 years later.
B
Yeah.
C
She weeded your ass.
A
I never followed up.
C
She weeded her.
B
That's sick.
C
I can't.
A
And then asked me if black people could be racist. And. And guys, at this time, like, we didn't get all our information right in our face from like Twitter and Facebook. And if you're just like a young naive kid.
B
Yeah.
A
You don't have the right answers that you could have just, you know, regurgitated from D Ray on Twitter. So I was like, I maybe can they be. I don't.
B
What type of girl.
A
I don't know.
D
Saying black people.
B
Was she a black girl?
C
It can't be.
A
Do you think a white girl asked me?
C
No. Racism is a systematic thing. It has. They can be bigot. Yeah, for sure. They can be prejudice, but they can't.
A
Racism.
C
Racism is systematic.
D
Oh, okay.
C
They don't have the power to be. No, it's not. Because racism in institute. At least in America, power in different systems.
D
We don't have more than black people in America. All the migrants who are also black. No, the.
A
Yeah, but do. Do black people set the system for migrants?
D
Not set the system. I think you. You jump up a peg in the system when you. On the people that are lower than you.
A
I mean, that's all the Irish and Italians. That's where we.
D
Yeah, you know what?
C
They're trying to give the migrants everything. Yeah, exactly. You know what? They're trying to give the black people everything.
D
They're not giving the migrants.
A
You know why I can't respect Eric Adams? It's not because of the mic.
B
How did you get. How did you. How did your mind go there?
A
French Montana just dropped an album. And I've seen Eric Adams with French Montana for two years straight at every single party the moment his album drops. I don't see Eric Adams anywhere near French Monster.
D
Maybe the music wasn't hitting for him.
A
That's what I like. That's disrespectful to me.
B
That's why you don't. With Eric Adams.
A
Yeah. I Mean, aside from not all the.
B
That he got the city going through right now.
A
He cleaned the city up.
B
Okay, okay.
A
You showed us where kids hide guns.
D
I don't know if you want to have this conversation on air, but you're talking about the. The credit cards and everything that the migrants are getting.
B
What about it? I don't know.
D
You. We were talking about it off air. I don't know if you want to continue that conversation on the pod.
B
I don't mind. I think it's crazy. You're gonna give migrants that come here that are running rampant through the city, committing crimes, and then. Okay, not only that, and then this part. None of them remember the whole vaccinated thing? Oh, none of them are vaccinated. So you let in what, 30, 40,000 unvaxed people. They didn't even want to let Kyrie dribble a ball. He wasn't vaccinated.
A
Well, he didn't do his homework.
B
Like, you gonna let in 30, 40,000 unvaxed people, just let him run around the city? And then Eric Adams had the idea, the bright idea of, hey, you should let some of these migrants live with you. We'll pay you.
D
I'm not against that. Because it's low key.
B
It's like, it's slavery.
D
It's slavery and it's.
B
And you're. So you're not against slavery.
D
It's a tax write off.
B
So you're not against slavery.
D
Well, it's like, like to me, it's.
B
Like, why does that not surprise me?
D
To me, it's like if it's like task rabbit, so. Except you own them. So it's like instead of having someone.
B
Yeah. Own it. Anybody Is called slavery. Huh? Not supposed to own anybody, but they make money.
A
Yeah, but you're still in their house sharecropping.
B
Yeah, but you own the cropper.
D
But they just do your lawn.
A
No, you don't own. Like, here's the thing. I know you guys are awesome, but, like, it didn't cross anyone's mind when you saw that. The news, like, not a bad deal.
B
Nah.
D
Roy's got a guest room, guest shower.
B
See, it sounds good until you come home. And now if they're holding it, having an MS.13 meeting in your living room.
A
More protection for me. Like, I'm down then.
B
Now you. Now you panicking. Yeah, like, this is the. That happens. You don't know who.
A
You let me do a good job of just keeping them in Long Island.
B
Yeah. All right. That's you. That's what you think.
A
What was Even crazier about that credit card thing was that all of us as New Yorkers were like, yo, Eric Adams, can you explain this whole credit card thing? Not a peep. And then 50 Cent posted on Instagram, yeah, what the fuck is this? And Eric Adams did a press conference and said, can someone tell 50 Cent that this is going to save the taxpayers money? We needed 50 to put an IG post up to get an answer.
B
I just can't wait to move out of New York. I'm. I'm done with New York City.
A
Just me personally had that comment with my therapist.
B
Yeah, on Wednesday. I'm done.
A
And you came up and I was like, malt be with it.
B
Absolutely. I'm done.
C
Why your therapist stick it up for Mall?
A
Like, yo, she asked me that's yo. Would that be something Mall would. Because we work together.
C
Yeah, but why she ask about what Mo want? Is she a therapist?
D
Who cares?
A
Weird. My therapist, like, knows about what's going on in my life, is aware that Mall's my business partner. So when I was bringing this up outside of Kia and Amara, she was like, well, what about Mall as your business partner? That. That would be a thing if you wanted to move. Why is that, like, why is that weird?
C
I didn't say it was weird. It was a joke. I didn't say it was weird.
D
You just said it was weird.
A
Mad times.
D
Rewind it. 15 seconds.
C
I was making.
D
I was making you hit it right now.
C
I was making.
A
Not this rail, the other real now.
C
You don't have a sense of humor. Y'all laugh at everything.
B
Oh, man. We got any more voicemails, Julian? That was it.
D
Oh, this should be another fun one for Mall. I'm just gonna test you today, Maul.
B
All right, pause. Yo, what's up, guys? This is Lorenzo from Chicago. Shout out, all of you. I've been watching the show for a while, but let me just get straight into it. I wanted to ask you guys about what you feel about trends. Just, like, the topic of trans people and just, like, transgenderism. That's even a word being taught in schools. Especially, like. And mostly, mostly in high school, maybe a little bit in, like, grade school and stuff like that. Because I feel like if health class can be taught in front of students and stuff like that, I feel like it should be taught like that also should be taught just the way. Just in the same way that CRT is taught is, like, people want that to be taught in schools. I feel the same way about, like, trans people, because I feel like a Lot of people don't really understand the topic of being trans and just having that information available for students to have. It's like, even as a elective class, not even a core class, it would be good, and it would make them feel a lot more comfortable around trans people. But you guys just let me know what you think. Think, and I'll be listening. Hope you guys have a good day. Man. So his question was, what exactly should.
D
Trans health be taught in schools? He said he compared it to crt, which is critical race theory, which has been obviously a touchy point. A touch.
B
So should trans health.
D
Yeah.
B
Be taught in school?
D
So just like you're in your. In your health class, you said it could even be in an elective. So it's not mandatory, but if you opt in, you can do a class on it. But just to be. As an option, what would be the.
B
Difference in trans health as opposed to male and female anatomy?
D
Well, I think the. Operationally there's a big difference, and I'm sure there's in hormones.
C
Yep. Mental health. Things that come through with the hormones as well.
B
I mean, I think that asking that is actually, I think that if you're trans, you should have the option to take that class, but I don't think I should have to take that class.
A
But there's kids, so, like, they're not. I mean, they may not be actually trans yet.
D
Well, like we took home.
B
But see, the thing is, when I was in high school, I knew that I didn't want to be trans. Like.
A
Yeah.
B
So I. I shouldn't have to sit in the trans health class.
D
But it is an elective. It wouldn't if you. If you were curious. Just because you're. Just because you're not something doesn't mean you're not curious into learning about it.
C
Yeah. And I'm sure you took plenty of classes that have nothing to do with what you grew up or thought she was going to grow up to be anyway.
B
Yeah, but not about. Yeah, but not about, like, an anatomy or health or like, changing my gender.
D
I took geology. You think I give a. About rocks?
A
And I'm trying to think in health class in high school, they didn't split us up. Like, I feel like they taught.
B
Yeah.
C
Women's health class.
A
I learned about titties in high school.
B
Well, I like titties, so I figured I should know about them.
D
So if you don't like it, then.
A
And if you. All right, so if you eventually want titties, you should probably learn about that. That. Yeah.
B
But I shouldn't have to sit through that. I don't want titties. I should have to sit. Next.
A
Okay, but like the taking care of titties, even if you like them. The classes about, like, you know, lumps on breasts and like that type of. Yeah, you're learning about it. It's not because you like titties.
B
I just don't see where that would benefit me.
C
There's. But that's what I'm saying. There's mad you took in high school that didn't benefit you. So what would be the difference?
B
I don't know about mad. I mean, some of that math I definitely didn't need.
A
Yeah, you just needed.
B
I just needed to know how you see the scales.
A
An eighth.
B
Yeah, that's it. I don't need. Need all that other. I'm not a. I'm not an architect.
D
Mall bags.
B
I need to know angles. Like the. Do I need to know an angle for.
C
Oh, I just. I feel like what the purpose of school outside of preparing you for the outside world is supposed to be. Knowledge. Some knowledge you're going to use, some knowledge you aren't going to use. I feel like if it's an elective class, there should be nothing wrong with people learning about it if they choose to.
B
Yes.
A
It pisses me off. They don't teach us about taxes and instead how to solve for X. I see the value in learning how to problem solve. Even if I'm never gonna have to figure out how to solve for X in my life. It teaches me how to problem solve.
B
All right. What would trans. What would a trans health class do for me?
D
It would just make you more informed. It's not a matter of. Okay, here's what we taught you. Make a decision if you want to make this change in your life.
B
I get that. But it's just a.
D
Better understand what. That. What comes with that process.
A
Yeah.
D
Because admittedly, I think all of us are grossly misinformed because we didn't grow. Really grow up. It's becoming popular now, more so. At least publicly. So there's a lot of that none of us are well versed on.
C
Yeah.
A
Big tick tock numbers.
D
Yeah. It's because our water is making the kids gay. I think it's the soy and the CS first. First you drink soy and then you chop your dick off. It's just common knowledge.
B
Yeah. I ain't gonna lie. I ate a bunch of edamames one night and I did feel kind of gay after that. What.
A
What was. What was the first feeling where you're like, I may be going to the other side.
B
I don't know.
A
Was it like sucking out?
D
Started sucking on it.
B
Yeah. Like, my nipples, like, you finished the job. My nipples got really sensitive. It was just like a time, like.
A
Speaking of you, anyone with no salt.
B
Soy. Soy doesn't make you gay. Sucking dick makes you gay.
A
People are saying so much Chinese food I've ate in my life.
C
Well, people are saying that the soy with hormones.
A
What's. I mean, salt. Right.
B
Salt with your hormones.
A
What do you say? Soy is mostly salt.
D
Well, they said. So here it is. It was a Chinese. There was a study with children, and they were given a surplus of soy, and they looked at their sexual orientation, genitalia, genital malformation, and fertility. Oh, wow. The study was inconclusive, at least in this one. But there were all these, like, weird right wing theories that soy makes you gay.
B
Yo, it's some sick.
A
My favorite right wing theory now is that AI is trying to get rid of white people.
B
Well, they are.
A
Well, anytime you, like, type in a historical event, then in America, AI comes back with, like, say, I wanted to type in George Washington, it'll give me a black George Washington, which proves that AI is here to get rid of the white race. Which it proves. Like, that's a fact now.
B
Okay.
A
It's a fact.
B
People are going crazy. I got it.
D
So, yeah, you know, I saw walking around Snow the other day, speaking of transgender people, the girl from Euphoria, Hunter Schaefer.
B
Oh, okay.
D
We were walking in the same direction, paced together for, like, a few blocks, and every single person recognized her and was, like, doing, like, the neck snap thing.
B
I would not know who you was talking.
D
You've seen Euphoria? This one, it's the girl that hooks up with Rue Jewels.
B
Okay. Yes. But if I saw her in Manhattan, she looks like every other girl. Every other girl walking.
A
So pardon my ignorance. She plays a trans woman in the show. She's not trans.
C
No, she's actually trans.
A
She's trans. Okay. Thought she just played one.
B
Oh, she's trans in real life.
C
I didn't know.
D
She still has her piece too.
A
Nice.
C
Which you can see in the show.
D
Which. Yeah, Which. Yeah, they allude.
A
Oh, yeah, that's right. I thought that was maybe like a stand up.
C
You know, in this day and age, a non. Transgender person playing a transgender person, they'll like the community.
A
You mean like acting?
D
No, you can't act anymore.
B
Can't act.
D
Yeah, you can't act.
B
Like a transition.
D
They Made a force.
B
You either have to be trans or.
A
Not acting without acting.
B
Yeah.
D
The next force, Gum, is going to be a woman, and she's going to be.
B
Oh, so that's.
A
So. So never mind.
B
That should be pretty easy casting call right there.
D
Well, I brought up Hunter Shaver because I saw her, but she also just got arrested because she did a protest against Biden in his. On his fuck shit about Israel and Palestine. And she. She got arrested in the protest when.
A
You passed her, like, downtown.
D
Well, I saw her right after. I must have seen her right after she got released.
A
Out on bail.
C
Yeah, first day out.
D
So she had. This was her. This was a couple days ago.
B
Did they put her in the men's jail or the women's jail?
D
Wasn't there just, like, a tank that they hold people?
C
Just a holding tank.
B
I doubt if you think that there are women in a holding tank with.
A
It's just men and women chilling together.
B
Yeah, I think that. Yeah. They're not putting all of us in the same tank.
C
I don't know. I never been to jail.
B
Well, let me tell you. No, it ain't no women in there.
D
I feel like once they realized who she was, she probably didn't spend a second in there. But, yeah, she was arrested.
A
I heard she PC'd up. Can't respect it.
B
She ain't stand on 10.
C
Standing on.
A
Again, not to be ignorant. What do they do in that situation? She would be in the women's.
B
She would have to.
D
She would have. She would definitely be in the woman's.
B
With her piece.
A
With a piece, though.
D
But she's a woman.
C
I need y'all.
A
I agree.
C
Referring to that woman's genitals as a p. Okay.
B
With. With her. She got the steel on with her penis still on.
C
Like, she got it on her.
B
Like. Yeah, like, that's not crazy to be housed with the women and then you got to use the bathroom and you back the ham out and take the leak.
A
I'm really not even trying to make trans jokes. I'm really asking, like, if you have the piece, wouldn't you have to still?
D
No, because she identifies as a woman.
A
And I believe she's a woman. I'm just saying, like, in jail.
B
But see, that's corny, though, because if I identify as a woman, they're not gonna put me in a woman's house.
C
She don't look like Hunter Schaefer.
B
Yeah, that's all right, though. I identify as a woman. Don't tell me what I look like.
A
Yeah, some. Most. I Want to go over this type.
B
I want to go over there with. With the women I identify as a woman. Your honor put me over there.
C
I really.
A
The women jail.
B
That's not crazy. Like, if she still has a penis, that's not wild for her to be housed with the women as a woman. Damaris. That's not.
A
She's a woman.
B
Listen, I'm asking you if you in jail. If you're in jail.
C
I can listen. I can look at it from both perspectives, right? Because all I care about in jail is safety. I can see how it can be unsafe for the women, but I could also see how it could be unsafe for her.
D
It would be more unsafe for her to go with the men.
C
It would.
A
So without a doubt, fair, but also. All right, so let's reverse it. What if a guy that still has the vajayjay, like, do we put him in general pop at Rikers? That is gonna get torn up.
D
But it's not.
C
It is. No, it's.
A
I agree that that man is a man.
D
Oh, sorry.
A
But they have a vagina. And I'm saying, unfortunately, the way, like, jail works, if you put. Put in the same scenario, like, they tear up men's ass. Imagine if like a. A real vagina walked into.
C
There's a. There's a common theme. There's a common theme in this, but it's. Y'all aren't really the audience for it, but.
B
Yeah. What's the common thing?
C
The common theme is either way, it's safer for them to be with women than men. That seems to be the common theme.
A
Well, men are dangerous. I. I'm with.
C
So it's just safe.
A
We're not a safe gender.
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
B
But I'm just saying, like, if I. If I identify as a woman. Right. Why. You can't.
D
It's different.
B
Why is it different?
D
It's not. That's not how it works. You can't just be like, I'm a woman today. Like, there's. They're cycling hormones. She's like, got. She looks like a woman. She lives her life as a woman. You can't. Like, the minute you get cuff slammed on your wrist being black tims in a fit and be like, no, I'm a woman now. Like, that's not how it works.
A
According to Fox News, that's what's happening.
B
That's what's happening.
A
They don't lie.
B
That's what's happening in the steam on.
D
Your way to the pen.
B
That's what's happening in the esteem sessions. That's why they closing down all your steam rooms.
D
That's. How does that even make sense?
B
That's what's happening. Like, I'm a woman now. Okay, well, come on in.
A
But, like, I mean, we know they don't follow, but sexual acts are not allowed in prison. I just.
B
What?
A
They're not. Of course they happen.
B
Oh, okay.
A
Contraband's not allowed, but it happens.
B
What? What?
A
Well, I just. Again, throwing a picture piece just around.
B
I just. I don't know. I don't know.
A
I'm ignorant and I'm.
B
I just think housing somebody that has a penis with women is just absolutely insane.
C
Yeah. I don't. I don't know what the right. That's what I'm saying. I don't. I really don't know what the right thing would be, but I'm pretty sure.
B
Like, if I go in the bathroom, like, if I. If I take my daughter to use the bathroom.
D
There we go.
A
Oh, God.
B
And it's a. It's a trans.
A
We're having fun. Fun's over.
B
I'm just saying. And a trans woman backs out her piece. Yeah.
D
You're slamming her head on the porcelain baby.
B
Yeah. We breaking that whole bathroom.
C
You wouldn't be in the women's bathroom taking your daughter to go to the bathroom. You wouldn't be in the women's bathroom.
B
What bathroom would I be in?
C
They have family bathrooms for that.
A
I have.
C
You can't.
A
I have 100 at the airport. Taken Amara into the men's room to change her diaper.
D
Yeah, yeah. Not the women's room.
C
He's talking about the women's room.
D
He's saying he would go into the woman's room.
C
Yeah.
A
You can't do that with your daughter.
D
No. You would bring her into the men's room around all the.
A
I mean, you could do it and, like, cry, like.
B
Yeah. I'm not taking my daughter in the men's room.
D
You would have to. You. Because you're the authoritative figure and you're a man. So your daughter, who is not even aware of gender or sex, would just follow you.
C
Yeah.
D
And then you, you know, go into the stall.
B
How old is my daughter?
D
This is three.
C
She's old enough. Where you have to go into the bathroom.
D
Three, four.
B
Yeah. No, I'm not taking anything.
D
There's no way your black ass is going into a woman's restroom.
B
Why not? All right, I have my daughter.
C
But. No, but you're worried about Hunter Schaefer in the women's bathroom. Backing out of peace. But not your big grown ass. Ass. Grown real ass.
B
I have my daughter.
D
Which we learned in the last episode.
B
So that's. That's your daughter.
C
I'm not your daughter. I'm in here using the bathroom. I don't know who the you are or whether you're a predator or not, or whether you're your daughter, bro.
B
My daughter here to use. Okay.
C
I don't know if you're a predator or not.
B
I don't want my daughter around a bunch of pulling a piece out pissing in the urinal.
D
But that's how it works.
C
Yeah, it like you can't just come in the women's bathroom, just be over the family.
B
But what if it's not a family bathroom? It's not a family bathroom everywhere you go.
A
But also like I'm not talking about at a Jets game where it's degenerates in a bathroom. Like at JFK airport. I've taken Amari.
B
But there's family bathrooms at the airport though.
A
Not on every single one.
C
Not on every single one. Yeah. Some, some of them don't have. Yeah, Ma, when you have kids you can't just like that doesn't. Because what if your daughter's 10 and she's in the bathroom and then a grown ass man walks in like oh.
B
No, my daughter's 10, I don't have to go to the bathroom with her.
D
No, listen.
C
No, you don't.
B
Sometimes 10 years old. No, at 10 I was taking a fucking flight to another city by myself.
C
That's what I'm saying. What if you sent your 10 year old in there and there's a grown man with a two year old in there like, oh nah, Shirley, we chilling. I'm just changing my daughter diaper. It don't. How would you, would you feel comfortable.
B
About that if a man was changing his daughter's diaper and my daughter, my 10 year old daughter went to use the bathroom?
C
Yes. So a grown ass man is in the bathroom with your 10 year old.
B
Daughter, but he's changing his daughter's diaper. Like what the. I wouldn't be mad at that.
D
I'll even.
B
It's not like he's in there using the bathroom. He's changing his daughter's diaper to defend the marriage.
D
I saw a video and I'm not, not going to bother looking for it on Twitter, but I saw a video of a guy with two daughters. They were both probably 8 to 10 and. And they had to go to the bathroom. Was at a Public park. He, before the, his daughters went into the bathroom, opened the door in the bathroom, there was like a 45 year old man waiting in there for girls to come in so he could scoop him and like dip. He got the guy, filmed him, put him on blast, got him the out of there because he was waiting behind the stall for women to come in. Got him out of there and then his daughters went to the bathroom. He stood in front of the door. Door. That happens a lot.
C
That's what I'm saying. Like that's what, that's you saying. Oh, if it's a guy you don't know. Like that's the thing. Like you don't know. I don't know if you're in there with your daughter, I don't know if that's a little girl that you, a little cousin you just happen to have and you took her to the bathroom so you can have an excuse to be in the women's bathroom. Are you seeing what I'm saying? Not everybody has good intentions.
B
Yeah, but see, but, but you kind of making my point with this whole trans thing. Because if you, if that's the case, then what's the, what's the difference if a man is taking his daughter her to use the bathroom right, in a woman's bathroom. And then a man, a trans that still has a penis is going into the women's bathroom. What's the difference?
C
Because the trans actually has a reason to be there. You can take your daughter into the other bathroom.
B
We all have a reason to be there. We're trying to use the fucking bathroom.
C
I get what you're saying.
B
It sounds like you're saying you just don't want a penis inside of the woman's bathroom is what it sounds like you're saying.
C
That's not what I'm saying. What I'm, what I, my, I'm not even talking about a trans thing. My only thing to you was you like I would take my daughter into the woman's bathroom and I'm like, that's not what you.
B
Yeah, if I have a little, if my daughter's like three, four years old.
C
But this is the reason why you don't do that. I'm explaining to you that you don't.
B
Because I have a penis?
C
No, not because you have a penis. It has nothing to do with the penis.
B
So what does that have to do.
C
Because you're, you're a man, you don't belong in the women's bathroom. Just period. Just period. Not because you have a Penis.
B
So somebody has a penis. They're not a. They're not a man.
A
I. I don't even know what to do anymore. Anymore. I'm asking you, just everyone, direct me.
B
If somebody has a penis. If somebody has a penis, they're not a man.
A
What if Hunter gets to that jail and, you know, women are mean, and she gets to the showers and all the girls are like, damn her mad little.
B
I don't think that's. I don't think that's how that works.
A
What?
B
I'm just trying to get y'all to answer the question. If I have a penis in my man. Yes or no?
A
It depends how you identify five genetically Ass.
B
That's all I'm saying. So if a trans woman that still has a penis.
A
Catch me.
B
Can walk into a woman's bathroom, why can't I escort my daughter into that same bathroom?
D
Oh, we're still on that. Jesus.
B
I'm just asking.
A
I tried to switch the topic about all the.
B
Everybody want. Everybody want to tuck their tail and not talk. We have a podcast talk.
A
I'm.
B
If I. If somebody. If. If a trans still has a penis and she can walk into a woman's bathroom room, she still has her penis.
A
Okay, but there's, like, stalls. There's not urine.
B
Cool. Whatever's there.
D
That's true.
B
Why can't I escort my 3, 4, 5, year old daughter into the same woman's bathroom and just let her use the restroom, Walking her into the stall, hold her while she, you know, don't want her to sit actually on the toilet. Hold her, let her use the bathroom. Obviously, I'm not on a weird time. It's my daughter. I'm here with my daughter. How do you.
C
Obviously you're not on a weird time. Why do you just assume that nobody's ever on weird times time?
B
I'm not assuming that. I'm saying me. I'm in here with. I'm taking my daughter towards the bathroom.
C
But the people in the bathroom don't know you.
B
Okay, but. So. But if a trans woman walks in and she has a. Still has her dick, what the is the difference with her walking in it and me walking in with my daughter.
C
Even know that she still has her dick? Ma, there's stalls in women's bathroom. We don't just pick, oh, I'm taking.
B
My daughter into the store. Exactly.
D
No, you don't change a diaper at all. Your approach to this is just.
B
My daughter's 3 or 4 years old. She's not wearing a diaper.
D
Your approach to this is just the counterculture answer. Anyway, we all said in this room, like, if you have a daughter, you would still bring her into the men's room because you're the man and you would bring her in that room. You should have no business going into the woman's room at all.
C
The same thing is if I have a son, if I have a son, my son is coming with me into the women's bathroom.
D
That's what my.
C
They go into the bathroom with me.
D
Yes. My mom would bring my brother and I into the woman's room and she would put us in the stall, stand in front of the door, we'd pee and then we'd go wash our hands and leave. Leave. I wouldn't wash my hands. My brother would wash his hands, we'd leave.
A
I don't remember. I blacked out a lot of my childhood.
D
But it's the adult that I do. Whatever the adult identifies as, you put them into your bathroom. You don't put the kid. You're not.
B
Oh, I just think, I just think it's different when you have a daughter.
C
Why? What are you trying to protect her from? In the men's bathroom. The men's bathroom has stalls too.
B
No, absolutely. But I'm just saying, I think, I just, I just think you should be taking your daughter into the woman's bathroom.
C
But why?
B
And if my daughter's with me, I would probably. If not, they don't have a family room or she can go in the woman's bathroom. Sometimes you could just stand right outside. If she's 4 or 5 years old, she knows how to use. Use the toilet and let her use the bathroom.
A
Luckily, I've had nothing but trusting experiences in bathrooms. I've never thought, like, need to hide my daughter from the men's room.
B
Well, I mean, it's not saying it doesn't happen, but like, oh no, it definitely happens. We know that. I'm just trying to figure out what would be the difference if a trans woman that identifies as a woman now, but still has a penis walks into the woman's bathroom, the records. And pulls a penis out and starts peeing.
D
You know, it could probably help us out if we in a saw took a health class and learned about all these things.
B
Learned about how a penis works. I know how a penis works.
A
When?
B
When did I have one? The fat one. Splitting every day of my life on the planet.
A
Gender bathrooms happen.
C
I was about to say this doesn't happen in New York, cuz we all use the same bathroom. Around here?
B
Yeah.
A
Like when did that start?
D
What do you mean?
A
Men's and women's bathrooms. Like what year did that happen?
C
I'm probably.
A
And I highly doubt it was for some reason of safety. I just feel like men probably didn't want to hear women take shits.
B
No, they was just designing bathrooms differently. Urinals for.
A
Yeah, but if you got, you know, know put the urinals over there and a bunch of stalls.
C
Well, they were even more conservative than we are back in the day. So I'm sure that's probably since the inception of public bathrooms. They've probably had several ones.
A
Let's, let's look up the year I.
D
Saw something like the 1870s is when gendered bathrooms started becoming a thing. Here we go.
A
They had that much plumbing.
D
In fact, laws just feel like it.
A
Was a hole and like everyone used that one hole until.
D
Yeah, the end of the. So in fact laws started to go into place the end of the 19th century when Massachusetts became the first state to enact such a statute. By 1920. By 1920, more than 40 states had adopted similar legislation requiring that public restrooms are separated by sex. So late 1800s, 1920s, they really went for it.
A
Doesn't really give a reason though.
D
Well, because. Never mind one.
A
Yeah, no, I think that's actually like honoring women that they get their own restroom. I'm shocked they even got a bit.
D
Well, here you go. These laws were rooted in the so called separate spheres ideology of the early 19th century. The idea that in order to protect the virtue of women, they needed to stay the. They needed to stay in the home to take care of the child. That's. That comma really did women dirty. I thought it was a comma saying, yes, let's protect women in the sanctity.
B
Stay home. There's.
A
There's a few household choices. Make America great again.
D
Damn. I really thought this was going to be a really nice thing about women.
A
No, it landed right where I wanted it to.
D
Yeah. This makes sure that they can get into the bathroom and then immediately get home and cook and clean and they.
A
Don'T have to wait in line.
B
Make my shoes.
D
Who's folding the laundry if they're waiting in line?
B
This country is man.
A
And if we're giving them rations of food and water, they shouldn't use the bathroom that much anyway.
B
Yeah.
D
You know what I mean? The inception of so much stuff in this country is obviously rooted in. And racism and sexism. You know what I think about a lot and I, I have like a running bit in my head about this steam sesh. Yes, that too. But how cities in this country were named. Like, you think, all right, take a city like Lynchburg, Virginia.
A
It's where they lynched people.
D
You think? I mean. Yeah. You think they named it after the really strong trees? I would imagine so. I always think about, like, that.
A
I mean, they definitely up on a lot of the news. Like, have you been to New London, Connecticut? Connecticut looks nothing like London. It's definitely not the new London. Like, New York should have been. New London. New London, Connecticut, did not deserve that name.
C
And like, with New Brunswick. Is there an old Brunswick?
D
There's an original Brunswick, which is in England.
A
There's an original Jersey. There's an original.
D
None of. None of the named here is original.
A
What? Yes. Yes, it is. We discovered it. It's not named anything else from any native American tribe.
C
So there's a York City.
D
Yeah. There's a Yorkville. Yorkshire.
A
Like, that's most of New Yorkshire Dutch. And it was called something else before that. Then the Dutch, like, made a. They had a good parlay and purchased most. I'm serious. Like, look into history. New York was owned by the British for a while, and then the Dutch came in and just bought a lot of it and renamed. What was the deal?
D
It was like, New York York. The settlers bought Manhattan for, like, 17 or something from the. From the Native American, the indigenous people. They gave him, like, nothing.
B
$17, you think they gave him 17.
D
I was gonna say.
A
Or did they give the soldiers 17?
B
Yeah.
A
To get rid of that problem.
D
1626. The story goes, indigenous inhabitants sold off the entire island of Manhattan to the Dutch for 24 worth of beads and trinkets. We thought the Jews were smart.
A
And first of all, didn't this is. Didn't the indigenous people have the beads and trinkets?
D
Well, they probably gave them. We re. Gifted it to them.
B
Yeah, they stole it.
A
They took it from the Indian givers.
B
Yeah, exactly. That's how that goes.
A
Oh, that's funny.
D
Yeah. It's a sick world.
A
You got to get into, like, the history of Henry Hudson. If you go up into Canada, like, there's still Hudson. He went crazy. Like, we give Christopher Columbus a lot of. As we should, but everyone is, like, totally fine with Henry Hudson. He was moving. How much ground he covered in his lifetime.
C
Yeah.
A
There's a Hudson county in Washington state. He went crazy.
B
Oh, man.
A
All right, we want to get to Patreon.
B
Yeah, let's get the Patreon. What are we talking about on Patreon? Some crazy. We got something crazy to talk about, probably.
D
Oh, the Spotify released the top albums of the streaming era. That'll be fun to talk about.
A
Let's argue music.
B
Spotify.
D
Yeah. So when Spotify was it 2016. They said there's classics in the Spotify era. So we can argue which albums. They did a list. It was like 15 R B albums. 15 hip hop albums. All right, well, bombs of the streaming era.
B
Let's talk about that then. Enjoy your rest of your. What is it? What's today? Yeah, the weekend.
A
Friday.
B
The weekend's here.
A
Same thing.
B
The weekend's here. Be blessed. Be safe.
A
Yes.
B
We'll be back next week to talk some more with y'all. Tickets available now. Newroarimal.com March 23 Washington D.C. howard Theater. We'll see y'all there. I don't know. Maga Mall might be in the building.
A
You're four, I'm five.
B
Five? Yeah. Never mind.
A
We'll work on that one.
B
Your form. Five.
A
Peace.
B
New warrior now.
Podcast Summary: New Rory & MAL - Episode 247 | It’s Getting Steamy In Here
Introduction In Episode 247 of New Rory & MAL, titled "It’s Getting Steamy In Here," hosts Rory and Mal delve into a myriad of lively and often humorous discussions ranging from political affiliations and gym cultures to complex relationship dynamics and contemporary social issues. Throughout the episode, the hosts engage with each other and their guests, providing insightful commentary peppered with witty banter and notable quotes.
Promotion of the DC Show The episode kicks off with Rory and Mal promoting their upcoming live show in Washington D.C. on March 23rd. They emphasize the event as the "new January 6th," highlighting its significance and encouraging listeners to secure tickets via their website.
Wearing MAGA Hats: A Controversial Choice A significant portion of the discussion revolves around Mal's consideration of wearing a MAGA hat during their D.C. performance. The hosts debate the potential reception from a liberal audience, with Rory expressing skepticism about Mal's choice in the predominantly progressive city.
Gym and Shower Culture: Navigating Privacy and Social Norms Rory and Mal delve into the often awkward experience of showering in gyms, particularly focusing on the prevalence of naked individuals and the ensuing discomfort it can cause. They discuss the dynamics of gym etiquette, the existence of hookup culture in saunas and steam rooms, and the measures gyms are taking in response.
Listener Voicemails: Allegations and Industry Gossip The hosts introduce listener voicemails, bringing up serious allegations against prominent figures in the music industry. Discussions touch upon lawsuits involving Diddy, Meek Mill, and Usher, exploring the authenticity of leaked documents and the impact of such allegations on their reputations.
Relationship Dynamics: Red Flags and Mental Health A segment is dedicated to exploring red flags in relationships, particularly focusing on partners who dismiss the importance of mental health. The hosts share personal anecdotes and offer advice on recognizing and addressing such issues in romantic partnerships.
Style and Fashion: The Quest for Personal Expression The conversation shifts to the topic of personal style, where the hosts critique individuals who lack a unique sense of fashion. They discuss the influence of social media on style choices and the fine line between mimicking trends and developing authentic personal aesthetics.
Closing Thoughts and Final Promotions As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect on the day's discussions, emphasizing the importance of discernment in the digital age where misinformation can easily spread. They reiterate the upcoming D.C. show details, encouraging listeners to attend and support their work.
Conclusion Episode 247 of New Rory & MAL offers a blend of humor, critical discussions, and candid insights into contemporary societal issues. From political expressions and gym etiquettes to serious allegations in the music industry and relationship advice, Rory and Mal navigate each topic with their characteristic flair, ensuring an engaging and thought-provoking listening experience.
Note: The timestamps provided correspond to the approximate moments within the transcript where the notable quotes occur.