Episode 260 | Beef Sells, Kai Cenat Buys

Summary

Podcast Summary: New Rory & MAL – Episode 260 | Beef Sells, Kai Cenat Buys

Release Date: April 16, 2024
Hosts: Rory, Mal, Julian, and Damaris
Produced by: iHeartPodcasts and The Volume

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1. Introduction

In Episode 260 of New Rory & MAL, the hosts dive deep into the escalating hip-hop feud between Drake and Kendrick Lamar, analyzing recent diss tracks, responses from industry heavyweights, and the broader implications for the rap scene. Alongside this central discussion, the podcast also touches on trending topics like Kai Cenat's OnlyFans controversy and memorable moments from Coachella.

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2. The Drake-Kendrick Beef

a. Drake's Diss Record

The episode begins with Rory recounting the tension between Drake and Kendrick Lamar. The discussion centers around Drake’s attempt to gauge Kendrick’s response to his diss track by involving Rick Ross.

Notable Quote:
Rory [00:00]: "I'm trying not to, like, you know, hit Drake and, like, see where he's at."

b. AI Leaked Record Controversy

A significant portion of the conversation addresses the leak of a Drake record purportedly created using AI. The hosts express skepticism about its authenticity and discuss how AI is impacting modern diss tracks.

Notable Quote:
Rory [05:01]: "The record had leaked. Right? First of all, welcome to the new Rory Mall podcast."

c. Rick Ross's Response

Rick Ross’s swift response to Drake’s diss track is a focal point. The hosts critique Ross for being too quick, potentially derailing the original battle intended between Drake and Kendrick.

Notable Quote:
Rory [03:08]: "They wanted Drake to respond. He finally responded and now is upset."

d. Potential Responses from Other Artists

The hosts speculate on how other artists, including Future and members of Drake’s crew, might respond. There’s a consensus that not many can match the lyrical prowess required to compete effectively in this beef.

Notable Quote:
Julian [06:25]: "I bought a stock in MP3s again."

e. Speculations and Predictions

The conversation veers into predictions about the beef's outcome, debating whether Kendrick will rise to the occasion or if Drake’s multifaceted approach will secure his dominance.

Notable Quote:
Julian [54:21]: "I think Kendrick is going to call Drake a racist now."

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3. The Role of AI in Music Disses

Rory and the team delve into the challenges AI poses for authentic artistic expression in diss tracks. They emphasize the importance of human emotion and authenticity, which AI-generated content often lacks.

Notable Quote:
Rory [40:44]: "Especially in moments like this where we're all sitting, waiting and anticipating great music, great bars from some of the dopest artists that we have."

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4. Standout Moments and Quotes

Throughout the episode, the hosts intersperse their analysis with humorous banter and sharp critiques, enhancing the engaging nature of the conversation.

Notable Quote:
Rory [53:55]: "You can't dumb it down and just. Just."

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5. Side Topics

While the main focus remains on the Drake-Kendrick feud, the podcast also touches on several other trending topics:

a. Rolling Loud Performances

The hosts praise performances from artists like Tyler, Childish Gambino, and the dynamic stage presence of Will Smith during his Coachella appearance.

Notable Quote:
Julian [76:32]: "He did sound better than in shape rappers, right?"

b. Jaden Smith and Justin Bieber's Friendship

Discussions highlight the public displays of affection between Jaden Smith and Justin Bieber, exploring fan reactions and implications for their public personas.

Notable Quote:
Rory [85:02]: "I don't care about the Jaden Justin thing. Glad that's how friends show affection."

c. Kai Cenat's OnlyFans Controversy

The podcast critically examines the incident involving streamer Kai Cenat and an OnlyFans model, discussing privacy concerns and the repercussions of leaking personal information.

Notable Quote:
Rory [94:03]: "She posted a lot of his information though. Lock her up."

d. General Banter

The hosts engage in light-hearted conversations about sports, fashion trends like jorts, and humorous takes on personal relationships, adding variety to the episode.

Notable Quote:
Julian [116:28]: "She's a pretty girl."

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6. Conclusion

In wrapping up, the hosts reiterate their anticipation for Kendrick Lamar’s official response to Drake’s diss track and encourage listeners to subscribe to their Patreon and join their Discord for live reactions and exclusive content.

Notable Quote:
Rory [121:42]: "Subscribe to our Patreon now, newroarialmall.com, and we'll talk to you in a couple days."

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Final Thoughts:
Episode 260 of New Rory & MAL offers a comprehensive and entertaining analysis of one of hip-hop’s most talked-about feuds, enriched with candid discussions, insightful predictions, and engaging side conversations. Whether you're a die-hard rap fan or new to the scene, this episode provides valuable perspectives on the evolving dynamics of music rivalries.

Transcript

[Rory]

The shit that we probably thinking in this battle, I'm trying not to, like, you know, hit Drake and, like, see where he's at. I'm like. But he hits me. So, like, okay. So I said, yo, how you feel about the Ross record? I'm really trying to gauge him. Like, damn. He kind of stepped in. He was like. He said he was richer than me, and I turned it off. No worry.

[Mal]

And Ma.

[Rory]

Hey, I could never be nobody. Number one fan.

[Damaris]

Your first number one.

[Rory]

I had to put it in your hand, right?

[Mal]

Rocky should have even got to get.

[Rory]

Tokyo, because I'm big in Japan. I'm the hit maker y'all depend on. Backstage in my city, it was friend zone. You won't ever take no chain off of us. How the you big stepping with a size? I thought you were 7.

[Julian]

Don't wear 7.

[Damaris]

Sometimes 8.

[Rory]

Sometimes 8.

[Julian]

Sometimes.

[Rory]

Your last one brick you really not on. They make excuses for you. Cause they hate to see me lit. Pull your contract. Cause we gotta see the split. The way you doing splits, your pants might rip. That's for the girls. All this is for girls. This bar right here, that's what they're gonna shake ass at. Got you wiped down. Got you wiped down right now. Oh, what I write down. I had to hike down and Mike, now, what the Is this a 20v1? What's a prince to a king? That's a son that you from and do some drums. That just did 87 cities. And he talking to y'all like that. Jets. That's Wiki Wiki Wiki. You buy jets? Planes, jewelries. Oh, that's wicked. You try to.

[Mal]

Drake does that.

[Julian]

Drake does do that, though.

[Rory]

Who you bought a jet for? What you bought it for, man, why y'all. Y'all just see this. I'm saying that's why you want to call. That's why he should have never responded, because that's all y'all gonna do. Oh, Drake did that. Yo, cut it out. Y'all never knew Drake for buying a jet before now. Today he buy jets. What? He bought a jet.

[Mal]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Julian]

Oh, he just brings all the men.

[Rory]

On his own jet. He can't fly. Take his crew on his jet.

[Mal]

But he does buy cars, though.

[Damaris]

Of course he does.

[Rory]

I can't buy my home If I got $800 million.

[Mal]

Yeah, you can do whatever you want. Don't diss somebody who also did it. You buy a cars, you trying to.

[Damaris]

Love to move the goal post on.

[Rory]

That's crazy. We rolling. Hey, man. Hey, hey, hey, listen, man, we back. We here is ma. They wanted Drake to respond. He finally responded and now is upset.

[Julian]

Who's upset?

[Rory]

I don't know. The world seems upset.

[Damaris]

First of all, we all think Drake's up. Like, we're all team over.

[Rory]

I think. I think. I think y'all are upset, though, at his response. Just seem a little perturbed.

[Julian]

How so?

[Rory]

I don't know. He seemed a little rattled. How's everybody feeling? How's everybody?

[Julian]

I'm. I'm hype. Hip hop is fun again. I'm enjoying this moment because once it's over, so is hip hop.

[Mal]

Oh, please. Debating again?

[Rory]

No, let's enjoy this moment.

[Julian]

Thank you, Drake.

[Rory]

This is going to kill.

[Julian]

Thank you, KE Kendrick. No hip hop.

[Rory]

I thought hip hop died in Raleigh, North Carolina, last Sunday. I told y'all. I told y'all that's when I thought hip hop died. I told y'all that already. So don't. Don't make it seem like.

[Julian]

Okay, but. All right. Saturday was revived then.

[Rory]

Okay, yeah, just a little bit of rapping. That's what we wanted, right? With some raps. Yeah, some raps. It felt good, right?

[Julian]

Gave us a lot of raps.

[Rory]

Waking up, finding out that a record had leaked. Right. It kind of felt like, oh, gave us something to run to the Internet about as a family, as a collective.

[Julian]

I bought a stock in MP3s again.

[Rory]

You bought stock and MP3s?

[Julian]

When was the last time you downloaded MP3? I downloaded two on Saturday MP3s. Yeah, it wasn't on streaming. Oh, yeah, Ross is, too, which we'll get to. But wasn't it nice to download an MP3 again?

[Rory]

Well, the record had leaked. Right? First of all, welcome to the new Rory Mall podcast. Thank you for joining us. Subscribe to our Patreon. Subscribe to the YouTube new rorymal.com merch is available now.

[Julian]

New merch too.

[Rory]

Available, actually.

[Julian]

It's over.

[Rory]

It's over by the time they're hearing this. Yeah, if you're hearing this, it's over. So, yeah, if you're hearing this, it's too late.

[Julian]

It's too late.

[Rory]

It's too late to get some. Some of the new merch. But thank you to everybody that copped a T shirt over the weekend. So, yeah, woke up. Was that Saturday.

[Julian]

Saturday morning.

[Rory]

Saturday morning woke up, and somebody has sent me what appeared to be a response record from Drake. And I was like, I'm not clicking on it. I feel like this is AI. So immediately I, you know, go to the source and I send the record. I'm like, listen, I'm not clicking this. If this is real or if this is AI, just let me know.

[Julian]

But what's wrong with clicking it?

[Rory]

Because I clicked it. I'm trying to stay away from the whole AI shit.

[Julian]

You're putting your foot down.

[Rory]

Okay, yeah, like, I don't want to because that kind of ruins the moment. Because honestly, this whole is it AI not thing is kind of ruined in this moment anyway. Kind of taking some of the steam out of it.

[Damaris]

It is annoying.

[Rory]

Yeah, so it's annoying. So I didn't even want to, like hear none of the lyrics from AI I didn't want to hear none of that shit. So went directly to the source and he says, no, that's not it, but this is it. And sends me the actual record. So I'm like, okay, is the AI worth listening to? He was like, it's not AI it's pretty much the beat is different. It's a different take. So I listened to the actual record and I'm like, okay, this is a solid response. This is like a all for one special, one size fits all. Pause. Let me just address each and every one of you. Of course there's more. Let's say tailored. More tailored releases to come.

[Julian]

Yes. Does he have to go one by one with these responses before we get to the actual.

[Rory]

Nah, I think that he's dropping.

[Julian]

Give me 50.

[Rory]

Yeah. No, I think that he's done. I think that this was only meant. This was only meant for one specific person. But throughout it all, you know, other people had kind of jumped in and kind of raised their voices a little bit and expressed their decisions on what side they were choosing. So this was kind of like just addressing all of that. But I think that from here we get a more centered, more focused Drake, Kendrick battle.

[Julian]

It's funny what production, delivery and drops can do to a record. Cause it was funny to watch the entire Twitter timeline kind of do a 180 from the AI version to then the mastered real version. Pretty much the same exact lyrics except for a few things.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

But it just hit way fucking different when you had the energy production.

[Rory]

The energy was different. It just, it moved a little differently. It felt a little more like, okay, it's on now. This is it. We had that energy behind it. Um, it was some interesting lines in it. Some interesting lines that I, I, I, I kind of laughed at and, you know, had fun with over the weekend, kind of.

[Damaris]

Some of. What lines did you like, Ma? What in particular.

[Julian]

I wanted to start. Start at the top and just go through it.

[Damaris]

We can go through it.

[Rory]

Oh, you want to start? Okay, so let's start at the top.

[Julian]

I like out the gate.

[Rory]

All right.

[Julian]

Out the gate. Going at Future, I thought was great because that was kind of on the low. Outside of the Kendrick one, the one that all of us were like, damn, they beefing. But I feel like he went kind of light on Future. Should we just go by artist, or do you really want to break down each.

[Rory]

Each bar, go by each artist.

[Julian]

Okay. Future, out the gate. I could never be nobody's number one fan, because off the album, I think that was in the intro right when he was calling Drake his number one fan. Do you think he went light on Future?

[Rory]

Yeah, because this isn't. I don't think that this was ever about him in Future. I think that again, through, like, that record, obviously that verse being on future's album is kind of like a retweet. It's like you didn't say it, but you retweeted it, which means you jacking what was said. You're cool and you're fine with what was said. And again, so now if you're driving the vehicle that somebody is shooting at me out of, I got an issue with you too. So I think that that's just what that was. I don't think we'll get too much more aimed at Future.

[Julian]

Can I speculate?

[Rory]

Yeah. That's what this all is. This is all speculation.

[Julian]

By the way, I thought when he went light on Future, that maybe that's somebody he doesn't really want to play with because Future knows where the bodies are buried outside of everyone that he was dissing in this record.

[Rory]

No, I don't think that's what it is. I don't think that he ever really had smoke for Future. It just happens to be that song is on his album now. Him and Metro have a more real issue with each other. I don't think that Future and Drake have a real issue. I think future's caught up in it because obviously Metro is his family, so he's obviously, you know, choosing Metro side in this whole thing. And obviously the verse is on a Future in Metro album, so Future naturally has to feel some of that. He has to feel some of the heat from these response records.

[Julian]

Yeah, okay.

[Rory]

But I don't think that him and Drake have a real thing. I think out of all of this, I disagree.

[Julian]

I think there's real smoke between the two of them.

[Rory]

I think the smoke is. Is just Because Kendrick's verse was on that record. I don't think that they had a real issue before that. Like, obviously him and Metro had an issue before that.

[Julian]

So you don't buy any of that little sex worker in. Let me not call it relationship. That was mean. I was quoting 50. I highly doubt that woman that everyone brought up from whatever city.

[Rory]

Highly doubt that Drake and Future would have a rap beef over a woman.

[Julian]

I think that sounds pretty on par for what they would beef about.

[Rory]

That's not.

[Damaris]

That's not within their wheelhouse.

[Rory]

That's not the first.

[Julian]

I think that's the only thing they would.

[Rory]

The first girl they have in common. It's not.

[Julian]

Oh, I'm sure.

[Damaris]

Yeah, of course.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

Maybe they both had a little crush.

[Rory]

No, they're not.

[Julian]

Maybe she's a good listener.

[Rory]

This is not. This is not about a girl. This is strictly that song. That verse is on your album. And so you got to stand by that. You got to stand behind that. Like, that's on your album. That man said that about me on your record.

[Julian]

Got you. So I found myself over the weekend turning into what people hate about J. Cole fans when they defend their favorite artist and try to tell other people. Y'all just not really listening to what he has to say here. It's going over your head. Drake is too smart for y'all. I was doing that over the weekend.

[Rory]

Why?

[Julian]

I was trying to break down the drop and give me 50 bars to anyone that would listen. And the entendres that are in that. As for outside of Kendrick doing burpees and push ups in the park, I think that's a very clever way to avoid the I've been extorted by Birdman. My split suck. That's always been shit. Push brings up everyone else brings up. All right, Kendrick, you too.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

Every time you have to do something, you have to get 50% to top. And this is just an alleged rumor. I don't mind gossiping because everything about hip hop beef is gossip. Yeah, they're just gossiping and they're just rhyming.

[Rory]

This is all a big group chat. That's all this is.

[Julian]

There was a rumor that he had to pay 50 million to get off of TD to get dropped from the label. So drop and give me 50.

[Damaris]

That's a triple entendre mall.

[Julian]

And I think there's more. But I know we're not allowed to give Drake any lyrical credit. I know that's like, against the hip hop rules, but I thought this was a very clever first shot. I think he smoked everybody. I think he put everyone in a position where now they really have to reply without subliminals. Yeah, you can't just get Weekend to croon over something and then sub about some girl you both fucked seven years ago. Yeah, this was a great fucking first shot. Now I think Drake is guilty of a lot of the things that he accused all these people of, but I think that was a good angle to take.

[Rory]

Like what?

[Julian]

Because you can't get that shit off now. I think first with the splits, I think tricking on other men. I think some of the Toronto stuff. I think the.

[Rory]

What's some of the Toronto stuff?

[Julian]

Just that back and forth with Chubbs and Sal and Cash and like we know that one's probably gonna get in the weeds of some that we don't fully understand. So I think he was trying to get those subliminal Toronto gossip that we may not know about out the gate right away. Because that's what I think the other side is probably going to give to the rappers. I think Weekend and Kendrick have spoken. I think they're going to give a lot of Toronto dirt. And this was Drake getting ahead of it. Just my opinion. I think there's a lot of stuff with that whole robbery in Toronto with Drake. Like there's a lot of Toronto gossip that I think is going to be an angle and I think he got ahead of it with the Weekend XO shit.

[Rory]

I don't think any of that is going to land. I don't think.

[Julian]

I don't think it's going to land.

[Rory]

I don't think any of that sticks. I don't think any of that. Unless you have a pedophile missile that you can send at Drake, there's nothing you can do that's going to like change people's perception of him. I agree that much. You have to have. You have to have something where a 14 year old girl has proof that she has sexual relationships with Drake. If it's nothing like, I don't want to hear about no 21 year olds, that's legal. I don't want to hear about no 23 year olds, that's legal.

[Julian]

23 year old, that's in a beef. You're saying 23 year old.

[Rory]

This is just where the angles might go. Or you fight you like fucking young girls. How old was she? 22. Okay, that's not going to land. That's not going to stick. Ghost writing. We know Drake gets help with some of the fillers on albums, but all of These writers will tell you, yo, when I got there, that album was done. Homie writes, like, let's not get it.

[Damaris]

Take that angle with him. Because it doesn't. It failed before. Like, you don't. You're loading up a film that already jammed.

[Julian]

It failed this weekend. It was. It was alleged that Metro leaked the Yachty reference. What is it? Jumbotron Boys or something?

[Damaris]

Jumbotron popping.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

And it's like, so.

[Damaris]

So like I said, most of this.

[Julian]

I. I'll never be mad at a rat fan that has an issue with that and puts an asterisk next to Drake's name in that regard. Listen, I'm just not one of those people. Unless it's a timestamp record. If on the poppy. If you want to get Magid Jordan to write you a pop song, I'll dance. If I don't really care.

[Rory]

If it's not a timestamp, if it's not one of those, like, bars where he's giving us bars. If it's not, like, if I hear a reference to his Churchill Downs verse, I might not ever listen to hip hop again.

[Julian]

That would be the missile that would take Drake up.

[Rory]

Like, if I hear reference to that. He didn't write that Churchills down verse with Jack Harlow. That's when it's time to have, you.

[Damaris]

Know, the story behind it. He wrote that one in 10 minutes.

[Rory]

I'm just saying, if a reference track was to pop about that then.

[Julian]

Or did he memorize reference track and then wrote it down?

[Rory]

Oh, yeah, that's such a good memory. Yeah, that's. He spit it in. Duke wrapped it in his ear, and Drake like, okay, let me say that. Got you. Hold on. I got you. Yeah. Like, unless there's some shit like that, there's nothing that you can do. I don't think Drake is one of those people that live a weird, crazy, nasty life outside of music. I don't think he's one of those type of people. So, yeah, if it's not like the, you know, the things that you kind of see online that pop up about him every now and then with him and young girls, if it's not something that's concrete evidence of, like, some really super young girl, there's not much that any of these guys can say that's gonna put a chink in Drake's armor and have us looking at him a. A completely different way.

[Julian]

Spoke about a few weeks ago when the, like, that verse came out, it was like, yeah, it was cool, but now you're in A predicament of somebody that has pretty much beat every last crazy moment you could think of.

[Rory]

Yeah, It's.

[Julian]

It's the 8 mile B rabbit round at that point. Like, what could you really say? Yeah, you can't just. In this day and age, you can't just out rap him. That's not going to be enough anymore.

[Rory]

No, you have to. You have to assassinate his character.

[Damaris]

There has to be a charge involved.

[Rory]

There has to be some. There has to be some type of character assassination where we're like, wait, he did what? Like, it has to be one of those. If it's not that, there's not much that these guys can say now. You know, I love the fact that we're getting bars and getting music and things like that. I do think that Ross stepped on a. A moment, though. His response was a little too quick for me. I think.

[Julian]

I think that he stepped on an angle that Kendrick could have won.

[Rory]

Hello, baby, do you have something to say?

[Mal]

Oh, man, nothing, man. The goal post is in a U haul. Like I just. Now we're complaining that Ross going to Canada too quickly.

[Rory]

He responded like two hours after the. Three hours after the record came up.

[Julian]

I thought, yeah, I enjoyed.

[Mal]

That's not fire. That's not dope. If anybody else.

[Rory]

I just. I'm just saying I thought that was just too. If it was the next day, I wouldn't have been three hours.

[Damaris]

That was a video of him in the studio laughing. And then two hours later, this came out.

[Rory]

Yeah, that's what I'm. That was a little too quick.

[Damaris]

Why, what's wrong?

[Rory]

Because it was like, yo, hold on. First of all, those bars to Rick Ross in the shit wasn't. I don't think there was anything too malicious there. If I can remember the bar, it.

[Damaris]

Wasn'T so much about the rap. It was just the speaking at the end. Talking about the white boy and.

[Rory]

White boy.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Mal]

And the bbl.

[Rory]

No, no, I'm talking about Drake. What Drake said to Rick Ross.

[Damaris]

Oh, oh, in his, in his.

[Rory]

In Drake's record. Yeah.

[Damaris]

He said, I might take your latest girl and cuff her like I'm Ricky. Can't believe he jumping in. This nigga turning 50.

[Rory]

That's a fact.

[Damaris]

Which is true.

[Rory]

Spend that little check, you got to stay up by my business.

[Julian]

And well, on the original that leaked, didn't he have something, A diddy line that he took out?

[Damaris]

He, he. Yeah, there was a diddy jab in there that he.

[Julian]

I think it was every song that he made it on the charts. He got from Drizzy. I think you just need to focus on you and Diddy or something along those lines. Was in the first version, not the final.

[Rory]

Okay.

[Julian]

And I'm sure that's the one Ross heard and ran to the studio. I don't think he even probably heard the final one until later in the day.

[Rory]

I'm not. Listen, I'm never mad at. At. At Ross responding. I just think that that response was a little too quick because this was everyone waiting for Drake to respond to Kendrick and Kendrick's verse on like that.

[Julian]

I mean, not when you.

[Rory]

He said his name. He's involved.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Rory]

All right, follow me. I'm not mad that Rick Ross responded.

[Julian]

You sound furious.

[Rory]

I'm. That Rick Ross responded. I'm just thinking that he responded a little too prematurely is what I'm saying.

[Julian]

So you're lightly upset.

[Rory]

No, I'm not upset. I'm just like, damn. Like, I get it. Cuz it's somebody. You hear somebody say your name in a way you like. All right, I'm right at you. Respect. But I think that this moment was meant for Kendrick and Drake.

[Julian]

Okay. But also Ross to Julian's point as well. Like, it was a cool song with a great beat. And then he talked. He just got like. There's only one line that like you got your swag from Wheezy or something. He didn't even really reply, per se.

[Rory]

But he put out. He put out a response. Yeah. What I'm saying. And I just feel like that was a little too premature.

[Julian]

That beat was fire.

[Rory]

But I love. I love the fact. Listen so good. I'm never going to be mad at rappers rapping. J Cole. I'm never going to be mad at that.

[Damaris]

Why'd you do that?

[Rory]

Oh, my bad. What?

[Julian]

I said we just pieced things up.

[Rory]

Oh, my bad. I'm sorry. I'm never going to be mad at rappers rapping. You know what I'm saying? Referring to me. Never mind. I'm never going to be mad at rappers rapping. I'm just. I just think that that was just like, damn, hold on. Like this. Is this between these two. Like you could get your shit off. But hold on, hold on, hold on. Let that sit.

[Mal]

But if you're him, why do you give a fuck about Drake having a moment? If anything, I want to step on your moment.

[Damaris]

True.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Yeah. Because that's what all of this is really about at the end of the day.

[Julian]

Moments.

[Damaris]

I know the angle you're about to take.

[Rory]

No, it is, though. Go ahead. It's about people not feeling like they have the favor in return as they once had from drake. The last two years his focus has been making music with 21 Savage. Very selective with the features he's given out. Big yeet Tizo Harlow, 87 City Tour. So he's been on the road. So I feel like a lot of the guys that kind of felt like they had a great working relationship with Drake when usually when they ask for a record or verse, they get a response or they get it back in a timely manner. I think that that kind of stopped and slowed down and I think that people kind of felt like, well, damn, like you ain't fucking with me.

[Julian]

Well, all right. I'm calling Cap on Ross at the end of the record saying, I unfollowed you because you sent a C and D to French. I'm calling Big Cap on that entire thing.

[Rory]

Why?

[Julian]

That is not a reason for Rick Ross, who has had a great working relationship with Drake for over a decade, to do something that he did to also to another artist because it didn't make sense for him to put out a verse with everything that was going on. On top of that, he even made a big three reference that I'm sure he wrote well before Kendrick had done that shit in the. The French Montana League. Drake says the. The other two are what, Madonna and the Beatles in reference to the big three. It's him. Yeah, Beatles, Madonna. Of course Drake is going to send a cease and desist to that. I can't record, right? Like, I cannot put a record up, right. Everyone's going to think this is a response to Kendrick. Why the fuck would I do that? He did the same thing to that. I forgot the rapper's name. I think he's from Houston.

[Damaris]

Oh yeah, he.

[Julian]

He got a Drake feature which was great up and coming artist, but had to take it down the night before. He was disappointed, but he got on Twitter and was like, yo, Drake told me this. He can't be seen rapping right now until it's about Kendrick or people are going to misconstrue everything he wrote in.

[Rory]

That verse about Kendrick.

[Julian]

So you think that's why Rick Ross unfollowed Drake?

[Rory]

No, bullshit.

[Julian]

I'm calling complete bullshit. I'd like to know what really happened between the two of them. Cause that. That's Cap. That's Cap.

[Rory]

Well, I mean, I asked him about that and he's. He was confused about that. He didn't understand the unfollowing at all. So him hearing that verse or that record from Ross hearing that, that was the reason. I'm sure he probably laughed like, wait, that's why you unfollow me?

[Damaris]

Like, but if that's not the real reason, then why lie about it? I just don't get what.

[Rory]

Oh, listen, we can go. How much time we got? Cause we can go down. Why niggas lie and say they don't fuck with somebody no more?

[Damaris]

Yeah, but I'm saying. But if you. If you don't fuck, why not just be honest with why you don't fuck with him? Why make up?

[Rory]

Because it makes you look bad. It makes you look like who you really might be. Well, the might. You might be jealous. You might be bitter about something.

[Damaris]

Well, they all are.

[Rory]

Would mean, what man wants to look jealous?

[Damaris]

I guess that's true.

[Julian]

It was odd timing though, because Rick Ross's baby mother had gone on live or some shit a few weeks ago and was like, yeah, Ross be talking wild shit about Drake this and that.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

Then all of a sudden, Ross unfollowed him and was like, well, I guess his baby mother had a point. But to say it's over. French Montana.

[Rory]

No, no, I highly doubt that. Highly doubt that.

[Julian]

If you're meek. If you're meek, how do you feel? I felt really bad for Meek this weekend. Why Ross put out a diss record because Birdman was being mean to Khaled. He put out a diss record to Drake because he's quote unquote, sent a CND to French Montana. I even know Ross and French were even that close.

[Rory]

So when Drake, when Drake was kicking his ass, it was like, where was Rossette?

[Julian]

Ross was trying to be like, yo, it's new. That's neutral, bro. Yo, it's neutral, big bro.

[Mal]

Well, that's because. Because Meek started that. He jumped out the window and started that. So I'm not jumping in some that you started that.

[Julian]

That Birdman disc. What's the name of that record? That record is incredible. And I'm not mad at this Drake response. If I'm meek, I'm sitting there like, bro, where the were you after? Back to back.

[Rory]

Where was you at when them.

[Julian]

I was getting my ass whooped. You didn't send a text.

[Rory]

Where was you at when? That had me in the full Nelson, where was you at?

[Damaris]

Idols become rivals as the Birdman does.

[Julian]

That record is so good. That beat is crazy.

[Damaris]

I wanted to go back to what mall said really quickly because I agree.

[Julian]

I think if you're Kendrick, make up piss stories. Ross, where the were You.

[Damaris]

If you're Kendrick, I'm. If I'm Kendrick, I'm upset that everyone else is responding and rapping. Give me the one on one. Don't make this look like it's a gang effort, like, we're coordinating this as, like, a cohort. Just let me go at him alone.

[Rory]

Yeah, so that's why. That's all I'm saying about the Ross record. I'm like, I'm. Listen, y'all know how I feel about Ross. We're gonna talk about that. But I was just like. That was just a little too. You shot too quick. It was like, hold on, fam. I know he said your name. He had you in that. But hold on. Cause this is a. This is a bigger. This is a bigger moment that we're waiting on right here. I get it, though. As a rapper, you hear your name, you're like, what? He said. And I got a studio in my house. All right, come on. We're going downstairs real quick. Like, that's easy. I have a studio right here. I don't have to get dressed and go nowhere. I get that. But premature. Too soon. Stepped on the moment. Took some of the air out of what Kendrick could be thinking, what Kendrick could be responding. Cause now it was, oh, shit. Ross shot back. That's what it turned to. It turned from everybody reacting to the Drake record and wondering if Kendrick was gonna respond right away. Cause he obviously been waiting for a few days. So it took that and turned into, oh, shit. Ross responded. Now it's on between Ross and Drake. Now, this Ross and Drake thing is interesting only because these two have so much great music together.

[Julian]

We didn't even check on you over the weekend. I'm. I'm sorry. Outside of hov, I would say Drake and Ross were your favorite rappers.

[Rory]

No. Yeah. Like, so this was like, damn.

[Julian]

But you and Khed need to pick a side.

[Rory]

And.

[Julian]

And more than one thing, I. Some other wars, too.

[Damaris]

Has never been quiet in his life. All of a sudden, he's got nothing to say.

[Rory]

Nothing to say, nothing to promote, Nothing to promote this.

[Damaris]

Nothing to say.

[Julian]

All those memes of Khaled crying, like, diminishing. Khaled can't make an album now.

[Rory]

Yeah, it's over. But in this, though, because we've seen it, you know, Obviously, Drake and Meek went on to make music together after their whole beef. As long as there's a certain level of respect that isn't crossed, I think that there's room coming out of this for us to get more Ross and Drake records. Because there we talk about it a lot off of Mike. If Ross and Drake had a versus with just their records together against any rappers, it would be a hard night for a lot of rappers.

[Julian]

Do you think it was a bad move on Drake's part for posting that text exchange with his mom and calling Rick Ross racist?

[Damaris]

No, I think that's fake tax exchange. That shit was not real.

[Rory]

I think that's all part of this. I think that's where this thing is at. It's just two guys who genuinely have a genuine respect for each other just having a moment of going back and forth. I don't think it's no real beef. I don't think this is beef. I think they're just rappers naming each other's names and airing out what could be a text message, what could be in a group chat. It's just that the public gets to hear it.

[Julian]

I mean, as someone that is a Karen, I can tell you one of the most Karen things to do is to call your black friend racist for teasing you. To call your black friend racist to your white mother.

[Rory]

I mean, I think again, I think.

[Julian]

This is gonna backfire on him. No, I know you don't give Kendrick a lot of credit, but I still think Kendrick is a great rapper, and I think giving him this ammo.

[Rory]

Kendrick is going to call Drake a racist now.

[Julian]

I think he was gonna go a whole angle with Cole and Drake on the race side, to be quite honest.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Julian]

I thought that was the. The angle he was gonna take because you can't call him a ghostwriter using black. I'm not. I'm not saying he's.

[Rory]

No, I'm just asking.

[Julian]

Nor is it my call. I'm talking about Kendrick Lamar, okay? I'm the one that's saying Drake is not black.

[Rory]

Is that the angle that you think Kendrick is going to try to take?

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Rory]

With him and Cole.

[Julian]

I don't know about Cole anymore since he apologized.

[Damaris]

I think I'll leave Cole alone.

[Rory]

Oh, yeah, I forgot so.

[Julian]

No, you didn't.

[Rory]

I forgot.

[Julian]

You did not forget. You didn't forget.

[Rory]

I forgot that we're not talking about that guy that used to rap. I'm sorry. You so different.

[Mal]

Respect.

[Rory]

What about crazy? More what that used to. He used to rap. He don't rap no more.

[Mal]

He does.

[Julian]

He. I mean, I think he's taking a break.

[Mal]

Inside note. I just want to say, I. After this weekend, I can look in Cole and be like, you know what? I understand why you got the up out of here. You Was over here, like, trying to slap box and had guns like, we ain't playing. We ain't all like friends. Oh, don't.

[Julian]

Don't show up on the street then. If he would have just not replied at all, I would have been like, cole is extremely smart. This isn't even his beef. Stay home. He walked outside and shot. So he has to live with the.

[Rory]

Shout out to my guy, boss. That's all I'm saying. Boss. I with you, man. Shout out to E. So you think that Kendrick will go that route if he does try to go to race car route? That's not gonna be enough. That's not gonna work.

[Julian]

I think the route that.

[Rory]

We've all seen Drake's dad.

[Julian]

All right, the way. The way Pusha T started.

[Rory]

What does that mean? We've seen his dad? If we never saw his dad, we could question.

[Julian]

We've seen Julian. They still.

[Damaris]

Yeah, but I'm the whitest kid in this room, apparently.

[Rory]

Exactly. How did that happen? Drake.

[Damaris]

Drake's been an actor his whole life. He's playing who he thinks he needs to be.

[Julian]

Well, act. I mean, that would be black.

[Rory]

How long you been waiting to say that?

[Damaris]

No, I'm just saying, like, he. All right, bro. Look, he's Canadian. He's Canadian. Has a white Jewish mother. Come on. I'm not even that white.

[Rory]

He has a black dad.

[Damaris]

So. So my dad's black.

[Rory]

Have you ever. Have you ever been to Toronto? Like, the hoods of Toronto? Have you ever grew up in Toronto?

[Mal]

He grew up in the hoods in Toronto.

[Rory]

Have you ever hung Toronto?

[Damaris]

Have you ever bank on Degrassi as a kid? Like, why he was doing well? No, I mean, it's good for.

[Rory]

Are you suggesting you have black kids don't do well?

[Julian]

I think he's saying that he's not black because he wasn't poor and he thinks all black people are poor.

[Damaris]

Exactly what I'm saying.

[Rory]

No, that is what you're saying. You just said. That's exactly what you just said. He's making bank. Black kids don't make bank as kids.

[Julian]

Only Jewish kids.

[Rory]

Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. He's black. He's black. That's. That's. That's not gonna land. But that bar is not strong.

[Damaris]

I'm not even talking about. But I like the thing I liked from Ross was the. The Raptors. Even though it was cool that he did it so fast, I like that he's attacking his character, like, his blackness. I think that's that you have to troll Drake you can't out rap him. So just make fun of him.

[Rory]

Oh, no. People think that he can be outrapped.

[Julian]

Ross's lyrical ability, he has to keep it funny. Ross is going to win in this entire thing. He'll get a dub if he stays funny. If he doesn't take it too serious.

[Rory]

It'S not real beef. That's why it's going to be funny jokes and it's the memes and it's the all of that. Uma Thurman asks Drake if he needs the suit from his kill bill. That flex is. I think he won just off of that.

[Julian]

He did as a white woman, though.

[Rory]

He did what Drake did.

[Julian]

Post himself as a white woman.

[Rory]

No, he was okay.

[Damaris]

What's that song? Sandra's Rose. They said they should change it to Sandra's nose.

[Rory]

That's.

[Damaris]

Who said that funny. The Internet.

[Rory]

Oh, it's pretty funny.

[Julian]

The way Pusha T started. Story of Adidon before he got to. You were hiding a child.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

I think Kendrick is going to take that route on steroids. That's what I'm saying.

[Rory]

You know what I think? I think through all of this we find out that Kendrick is not who we thought he was. Just like through all of this, we found out J. Cole is not who we thought he was.

[Damaris]

Bringing him up.

[Rory]

I'm just saying. I think that that's what we get out of these things. Is that who we thought our horse in the race was? Is not who the horse really is.

[Julian]

I kind of agree. I think Kendrick is still going to show improve in this and Kendrick is still going to be Kendrick.

[Rory]

I think nobody's.

[Julian]

I think we're actually going to Drake. I think may get his flowers at the end of this entire thing because. Because how that's what you do.

[Rory]

Well, that's why this thing works here. See, because what you do is you say what I say, but you say it in a more politically correct way.

[Julian]

No, I don't. Because I think we're saying something different.

[Rory]

I said we're going to find out that Kendrick is not who we thought he was. You say Drake is going to get his flowers at the end of this. It's the same shit. We're saying the same shit.

[Julian]

I think Kendrick is always going to be who Kendrick Lamar is. No one was really questioning Kendrick and I don't think they're going to question. Question him after this.

[Rory]

I think he's the boogeyman. No, everybody's scared of him because that was the order.

[Julian]

Drake is going to fare in this Battle with Kendrick. We didn't think Drake was that. The masses.

[Rory]

Who didn't.

[Julian]

The masses. Just refreshing your timeline.

[Rory]

So I don't understand how people think.

[Julian]

We'Re going to look at Drake differently in a better MC way after this entire thing where we wouldn't. I think Kendrick is going to stay Kendrick. I don't think it's going to heighten it or lower his. This mysterious MC that he has.

[Rory]

Nah.

[Julian]

I think we'll finally look at Drake like, damn.

[Rory]

I think that totally different. I think that you went against the.

[Julian]

One everyone claims it doesn't.

[Rory]

Come on. Come out on top of this. I think everybody that thought Kendrick was the boogeyman and Candyman say his name. I think all of that is. Is totally different.

[Mal]

I don't think anybody's gonna win this battle.

[Rory]

What?

[Mal]

I don't think anybody.

[Rory]

So what do you think is gonna happen?

[Mal]

I just. Because the way I've been seeing people critique every diss that comes out, I think that. I think that disses that we had previous kind of set the bar. If you're not disrespecting someone or blowing up their life with a huge bomb that we didn't know. Everybody's like, it's not enough. It's not enough. It's not enough.

[Rory]

The thing is, you know what it is, because this is not a real street thing. This is not a real beef. A lot of the other rap beefs we had, it was some real shit behind it. Like some, you know, things that shouldn't. It shouldn't go that way. It should just be music. This is the first time that it's literally like somebody saying, I think I'm just better than you. Or worse. Let me see. Show me.

[Mal]

Exactly. Which is why I don't. Which is why I think that this is an exhibition. And I don't think.

[Rory]

Oh, no. It's a. It's a battle ain't an exhibition.

[Julian]

I believe Drake at the end when he says, this isn't everything. I know. Don't wake the demon up. I believe Drake in that.

[Rory]

When he said, oh, you heard the end of that? I was really, really trying to keep it pg. I know where that's going. Y'all gonna have captions for two summers behind that next dream.

[Damaris]

PG Lang. Come on. The flip's there.

[Julian]

What. What do you guys think about the bodyguard Whitney line? Because Whitney is the name of Kendrick's. I did they divorce. I didn't really know. At the end of Mr. Morale.

[Rory]

I don't know.

[Julian]

I know he broke a Generational curse.

[Rory]

I don't know what be going on in his man now. So I don't know what be going on in people's houses.

[Julian]

We never knew it.

[Rory]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Julian]

Kendrick told us.

[Rory]

I don't know. I'm waiting for that next one away for that next one.

[Julian]

I tell you that I understood the bar as far as Whitney Houston, Bodyguard, that whole.

[Rory]

But you understood the other bar, too.

[Julian]

No, I didn't know the tea.

[Rory]

Stop acting like you don't know the entendre. See, that'd be my problem with y'all. We got all this.

[Julian]

Wait, what am I. What do I know about Kendrick Lamar's wife and a bodyguard? I know nothing. I did. It did perk my ears up to say, oh, he said another rapper's wife's name.

[Rory]

All right, as long as you perk.

[Damaris]

Wasn't there rumors that for sure, sleeping with one of the bodyguards?

[Julian]

No, I don't know.

[Damaris]

No, bro, that's all I. I mean, again, all speculative.

[Julian]

I saw that on the timeline. I was like, I've never heard that in that Feels like a reach to me. But clearly it meant something.

[Rory]

Oh, it always means something.

[Damaris]

Naturally.

[Rory]

Nothing. Nothing in this goes without intent.

[Julian]

He didn't just say when you had.

[Rory]

To know nothing in this go. He didn't just watch the movie Bodyguarding, say, hey, I'm gonna put that in there. No, no, no.

[Julian]

But I think. Because I think this has something to it. I like this bar way more than I like the. I'll make it ring on you, like Virginia Williams or whatever.

[Rory]

You wasn't really feeling that one.

[Julian]

That was the only bar in Duppy that I was like.

[Rory]

And that's why he lost.

[Julian]

No, I'm just asking. No, because he sat in the same barber chair that Ice Spice is about to sit in.

[Rory]

Okay. So that's why he lost.

[Julian]

That was the creepiest promo I've ever seen.

[Rory]

Ice Spice.

[Julian]

I thought it was like wax figures for the shop.

[Damaris]

He's doing the shop.

[Julian]

It was Travis, I think her.

[Rory]

Oh, that makes sense.

[Julian]

I saw the promo today, but. All right, either way to what Damaris was saying, as far as, like, the personal bombs and all that, I think that's where Kendrick is very vulnerable because we've seen the craziest things ever said about Drake. So that shit doesn't hit the same to someone that we know nothing about. Little jabs are gonna sound crazy the way that Bodyguard Whitney hit.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

Lightly. Because we know nothing about Kendrick Lamar. So light shit is going to look crazier. Than huge bombs you could put on Drake.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

Even down to the. I mean, I hope to God the pedophile shit is not a thing. But he's been caught texting like, child actors, not saying anything was going on there. It raised some eyebrows. But even that, to me is like, yeah, he's been. We know that. What the fuck are you gonna say? And you can say anything about Kendrick because we know nothing about him.

[Rory]

And this is why Kendrick is at a disadvantage. He's never been through this type of thing. And that's why I kind of do understand, like, the more I think about the Cole situation, I think that when Cole jumped out there, he felt that energy and was like, nah, I'm cool. Cause now I gotta sit here and just anticipate and wait to hear what somebody has dug up, what information somebody has dug up about me that they're about to announce to the world.

[Damaris]

They all have dirt.

[Rory]

Like, I'm about to sit. Do they?

[Damaris]

Yeah. Small. Come on. We know we're in this industry, but.

[Rory]

If my dirt is out already, like.

[Damaris]

In this industry at the level they're at, we know how these guys of that caliber move, and they do a very good job of keeping things under wraps. But when you invite the energy for someone to reveal that stuff, sometimes you just.

[Rory]

So you think that it's a block.

[Damaris]

You want to live in the lie.

[Rory]

So you think that it's impossible for somebody to be super successful and not have any dirt on them that's going to make people look at them like they're a complete piece?

[Damaris]

I don't think it's. I don't think. I don't think it's impossible. I think it's very rare, especially in. In not. I'm not even putting this in hip hop, just in entertainment. It's very rare for people of the A list status that have the world at their disposal to just live a legally peaceful life. You're doing some. Something's going on. Sometimes you pay a lot of money from your pr and you're. The people around you, you pay them well. So they don't say. But when you invite people that aren't in that camp to talk about your. They'll air it out.

[Rory]

Mm.

[Damaris]

They should air it out. Because that's. That's the beef part of this. Like, okay, so I. You know, if I don't want my. I don't want my out there. I'm bowing out. Bye. I'm gonna live in this lie.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

What did you guys think of the Rolling Loud stage I would turn that was slick as hell. Should probably change if your BM starts a kiss and tell Travis. Yeah, I mean of course I'm kissing tell us it Sierra joint and that's future's baby mother. But I think that was more towards Travis than anyone else. I thought that was a cool gossipy entendre. What's. What's interesting though?

[Rory]

I think we're reading a book with different chapters. Well we got the first chapter so like a lot of these lines are going to make sense as we agreed.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Go further.

[Julian]

I agree but what is interesting is who can really reply to this besides Kendrick and Ross. And I'm not saying it. It's some weak because they were dissing him. He's just replying. Most of these people cannot Metro can't reply. I future can reply. I don't know what a future disc record is going to sound like. I'm not trying to discredit him. It might actually be fire but it's not what we're looking for as far as rap caliber level of Drake and Kendrick. What's the weekend going to do? Croon.

[Rory]

Yeah, I mean you know he gives us a little.

[Julian]

I'll be honest, in the middle of.

[Rory]

His bars he might go into a little flow where it's like okay, that's not really singing. He's just getting his off.

[Julian]

He's talented. So I'm like, let me shut up. Maybe we can rap. For all I know he's a great writer. I'd never want to hear a Travis diss record. Like a lot of these people, I don't care for them to reply at all. Like it's almost not even fair. Like why did you diss somebody that could rap really well? Because when they reply you can't really respond.

[Rory]

You can do about that.

[Damaris]

And also like to just. If they wanted to reply again to bring up Ross, don't rap. Just say what. Say what you want to say about this guy. Do. Do what Ross is doing. Troll him. Film you say hey, the nose is fake.

[Rory]

Yeah but it's not a lyric.

[Damaris]

He's just saying your nose.

[Julian]

I mean most of the Ross said he would just said it.

[Damaris]

You just said it.

[Rory]

Right.

[Damaris]

Ross is doing great because he's just saying dirt.

[Mal]

But he also did have to rap.

[Rory]

He didn't.

[Damaris]

He. We really didn't need that rap. He could have just done the IG stories and which goes back to.

[Rory]

Which goes back to what I said about him jumping out there prematurely. He could have just started posting memes and going at him like that. The record, though, I was like, cool, you a rapper, so I'm gonna always respect when rappers rap. But it's like, that was just. It was like, hold on, fam. Like, let them have that moment. I understand he said your name, but let them have. It's almost like little mama walking on stage.

[Julian]

It's time. I see what you're taking off.

[Rory]

I understand. It was like. It was like, yo, they didn't call on me. You from New York. I get it. You from. From Brooklyn. I get it. Like, you know what I'm saying? Jay from Brooklyn. I feel like you might feel like, you know, this is like, you're kind of like, you have a space here, but not right now. Kind of fall back, let them have this moment, and then you can get your off. But I think it gets very interesting from here. I think that, you know, obviously we're waiting for Kendrick's response. Well, his official response because of AI leaked this morning, which.

[Damaris]

Stop with that shit. Stop with the AI. It's ruining this.

[Rory]

I agree with you. I agree with. I agree the air shit is like. Because it's such a. It's such a. Because you can use it both ways. If the record is trash, you can say it's AI. If it's dope, you can say it's you. So it's like, that's why it's just. For me, it's like, you know, I. I understand technology and where we're in, and everybody is in a rush to hear things and click on shit and all of that, but, you know, I did. We have to. We have to try to avoid that, though. Keep that out of music as much as possible, Especially in moments like this where we're all sitting, waiting and anticipating great music, great bars from some of the dopest artists that we have. So the AI is like, kind of taking some of the fun out of it, but I think that's something that we probably just gonna have this. It's like landmines. We gotta sidestep those as much as possible.

[Julian]

I think had the record not leaked, we would have gotten some Rocky bars through this entire thing. I hope not, because on Friday. Was it Friday?

[Damaris]

Yeah, it came out Friday.

[Julian]

Y'all know I'd like Rocky a lot. That was one of the worst dis replies I've ever heard in my life.

[Rory]

Wait, Rocky wrapped.

[Damaris]

He's got a verse on the second album.

[Julian]

Which, by the way. And we. We will get to that once we get through all the gossipy that happened this weekend. That's a great album.

[Damaris]

That intro record is crazy.

[Rory]

But you think the second album is great?

[Julian]

I like it much better than the first.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Really?

[Julian]

I like it a lot.

[Damaris]

I like them both.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

I like the first one more, but the second one, well, actually, I don't know because the second one's a little more R B and I like very hard like that. I like that future more.

[Rory]

Nah, y'all tripping. That's not better than the first.

[Damaris]

Like when he did the double disc last time, the. The self titled one and then Hendrix. I liked Hendrix more because it was more. It was a little more pop than this one, but it was still more R B. The self titled one was all rap.

[Julian]

Well, yeah. So Rocky is on there and he did what he was supposed to do. You dissed my wife on your last album in a. You crossed the line in a very disrespectful way. Rocky did what Rocky was supposed to do. I just hate what he said. Like, I just thought it was a terrible reply to that old shit.

[Rory]

Well, nobody's looking for Rocky.

[Julian]

I your baby mother.

[Rory]

But nobody looks for Rocky to bar you down.

[Julian]

But Rocky is still very witty at the end of the day, so I wouldn't. I wasn't looking for any lyrical miracle crazy from Rocky at all. But I think he's way more clever and witty than saying, oh yeah, guess what, Drake. I your baby mother before you. Even though you didn't want a wife, her, like, okay, you my baby mother that I'm not with before me. Great.

[Rory]

Cool. Could have kept that.

[Damaris]

Is Rocky's case still pending, that one incident that he had?

[Rory]

I think so, yeah.

[Damaris]

This line doesn't. I mean, that's not good.

[Rory]

I want to see a bleed out.

[Damaris]

I mean, while you have a pendant, like while you're actively going in the system. I don't know, just maybe not.

[Rory]

It's just, it's just. It's just.

[Damaris]

It is just rap. But, you know, they don't really. They don't just honor it as rap in the court system.

[Julian]

Yeah, I do think Rocky wants to see Drake though. Like not in a non rap way.

[Damaris]

Same.

[Julian]

I don't like want violence to happen at all. This is just my opinion.

[Mal]

No, he. He definitely wants it.

[Julian]

I mean, Drake crossed the line. I don't know what happened behind the scenes. Like he mentioned in whichever song that was on the Deluxe. But yeah, like he. Drake went crazy in that verse, in my opinion. Stepped over the line a lot.

[Rory]

Well, I mean, there's gonna be lines stepped over there's gonna be, you know, disrespect. There's gonna be a lot in. In this rap battle. I think that's what a battle is all about. It's all about, can we, after this, coming out of this, what happens? What does it look like? What does the landscape look like? Of music? Of rap? Of hip hop.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Of alliances. So who's with who?

[Mal]

Rory thinks this is the last rap battle we'll ever see. Do you agree with him?

[Julian]

For mainstream rappers?

[Rory]

Yeah. For Main Street.

[Damaris]

Of this caliber.

[Julian]

For. I think for I. I know I sound like an old pessimist, but I. We continue to talk about how there is no next generation of rap superstars. There's great artists. I'm not saying I'm not that old, but as far as, like, rappers that can rap, there is no huge mainstream or appears to be stars coming behind this big three.

[Rory]

I get what you're saying.

[Julian]

This is done.

[Rory]

Enjoy the really, like, rap rap. Yeah. There's not many that I think of this caliber.

[Julian]

There's great rappers right now, but I.

[Rory]

Still think we'll get some stars. I think we'll get, like. Yeah, we'll get some. We'll get some. Different tier, different tier of a rapper battling it. We'll get some of that.

[Julian]

Oh, for sure.

[Rory]

This level.

[Julian]

Hip hop's never gonna die.

[Rory]

Yeah. This level, though, of these artists that can sell out, like, arenas and things like that. Like, I don't know if we get that in a. In a very long time. I'm agreeing with you. I don't. I don't know if we'll see this. This type of. These. These caliber of an artist going at it. I don't think we'll see this for a long time. I agree with that.

[Damaris]

Well, we all spoke over the weekend.

[Rory]

What did y'all speak about? You, too.

[Damaris]

I'm talking about.

[Rory]

Spoke about me. Oh, yeah, I spoke to you. Oh, to you. Okay. Yes.

[Damaris]

I'm saying I, I. We. We agreed. I just wanted to reiterate it here, because I don't think we've said it yet. Drake's diss was the first official shot. This is the start, right?

[Rory]

Yeah. I think I thought y'all said that Kendrick started it.

[Damaris]

No, yo, see, that was the warning.

[Rory]

See, this is my problem with y'all. This is my problem because y'all said that Kendrick started it.

[Julian]

Feel like I'm being yelled at.

[Rory]

You said Kendrick took the first shot. That's what y'all said. We can rewind the tapes, y'all said. And now we Were waiting for Drake's response because the fight has started.

[Damaris]

That was a. That was a.

[Rory]

When I came in here and said, okay, well, then let Kendrick release the record that he has. Nah, Drake gotta respond to that if the fight has started already. When J. Cole said, it's a warning at the end of it, I said, well, the fight has started already. Why are you warning somebody if the fight had already started? Now y'all saying that now the fight has started because Drake has responded.

[Mal]

Yeah, they tripping with that.

[Rory]

Like, come on.

[Damaris]

Like, that started it.

[Rory]

I said that, Drake, see, now I'm agreeing with you. No, no, now you agreeing with me today. But when I came here and said, yo, like, that didn't warrant a response from either one of those gentlemen.

[Damaris]

Does warrant a response, but it's not a disrecord.

[Julian]

If Drake.

[Rory]

You said. You said Kendrick was a diss. You said everything he said in that.

[Julian]

Verse was a dissipation.

[Rory]

He said he's going to bury his dogs. He said he's going to bury his dogs.

[Damaris]

Yeah, he did.

[Julian]

And you know his.

[Damaris]

So now.

[Rory]

So now. Oh, but now that Drake responded. Now, now, here's the difference.

[Julian]

Let me try to. Let me try to explain it to you, y'all.

[Rory]

Some. Y'all some bad. Some of my.

[Julian]

Let's say if Drake did get on a French album and just put a verse there and it was a couple lines about Kendrick, then I'd be like, all right, this is just a back and forth. He put out a full diss record. Kendrick put a verse on a song he started. It still warranted a reply. But to me, this is the first official diss record.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

Record.

[Damaris]

That's my point.

[Julian]

They've been shooting verses at each other for ten years.

[Rory]

Y'all good. Y'all good. Y'all point.

[Damaris]

They've been trading shots on verses for years. That. But those aren't dis songs. This is a diss record.

[Rory]

Y'all are good. I thought Control was a diss song that y'all been waiting for. I've been waiting for other rappers to say candy, man. I've been waiting for every rapper to say Candyman for 10 years, calling this Kendrick the boogeyman and all kind of so official. The fight officially started. Nobody just wanted to fight Kendrick. Right? That's what everybody was saying.

[Julian]

Subs the same way. Matter of fact, I feel like Big Sean has sent direct shots at him. People have replied to Kendrick with subs in verses, not a full record. I commend Drake for doing this, but to Me. Now that's the. This is the first round, okay?

[Damaris]

And we're at.

[Julian]

We're at the bottom of the first right now, waiting for Kendrick to reply.

[Rory]

Now we're at the bottom of the first now we want to talk baseball.

[Julian]

Well, because, well, he would have went pro. So I'm just trying to put it in. Julian.

[Rory]

Somebody hit me. Somebody swung at me. I swung back and I hit harder.

[Damaris]

Nah.

[Rory]

Now the fight starts.

[Damaris]

Kendrick dropped the pin.

[Rory]

Kendrick dropped the pin. Drake, that's not the tune you were singing two weeks ago. You realize you're saying the exact opposite of what you said two weeks ago.

[Damaris]

Oh, we all change our mind sometimes.

[Julian]

To me, Kendrick. Kendrick and Drake write the weigh in for like that. That was the way.

[Rory]

Well, these got more analogies in a little bit now, don't they? Now is at weigh ins. They at Yankee Stadium. What else, man? Come on.

[Julian]

You know, like away, back and forth.

[Rory]

Yeah, yeah.

[Julian]

Now, Drake, the bell just rang.

[Rory]

Now the bell just rang. Now is in the ring.

[Julian]

That.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

All right, so if that's the case, then Drake is up 1.

[Mal]

Nothing outside and fight. And then Drake came outside and now swung. It's like you. I knocked on your door. Come outside, fight me. And then. Yes, now Drake has come outside.

[Damaris]

Yep.

[Mal]

I still believe. I still count like that as a diss. But they're changing their tune. I'm not changing my tune. I'm standing on my.

[Rory]

Yeah, of course they want to change their tune because now Kendrick is the horse in the room.

[Julian]

If Kendrick replies on a verse of someone else's song he lost. It's done. Over. I don't care what he says on that verse. He has to reply with a dis record.

[Rory]

Oh, no.

[Julian]

We are now records and Drake was.

[Rory]

The first one to do a record that's happening. That Kendrick is definitely releasing a full record. Like, I'm. Let's be clear what we're saying here. Nobody's saying that. They think otherwise. I'm just saying it's just funny how now they're like, oh, now the fight begins. When it was like, oh, we waiting for your boy to swing back. Wait for him to respond. Okay, he responded. Now it begins. I thought it was already started. Somebody swing at him now he's.

[Julian]

Yes.

[Damaris]

Okay, so you think.

[Julian]

Okay, like, did you think Takeover started it or Nas's freestyle? Like on whatever stillmatic freestyle.

[Rory]

I would.

[Julian]

Have because to me, Takeover started it.

[Rory]

I can't remember a lot of those little freestyles that was happening back then. So I. I can't really go Back to where I think, I think it started. But Takeover was. Yes, that was the official on album record. That was like here.

[Julian]

Because even then people don't even count. Like H to the Homo, which is a great freestyle. But like that's not even listen NASA's words, not mine.

[Damaris]

Yeah, that's funny.

[Julian]

That's a. People should go YouTube H to the Homo.

[Mal]

It's a great Daisy and Cocker Fella records.

[Julian]

I always found, even when I was young, I was like, why'd you take it there? Like dick sucking lips made me uncomfortable as 11 year old.

[Damaris]

Dick sucking lips is a crazy bar.

[Julian]

But I think it's similar here where they were throwing little freestyles back and forth. But the fight didn't start, in my opinion, until Takeover. Then you got Ethereum. I think that's kind of what we're explaining here. There's been shots back and forth. Kendrick solidified like, no, this is a. This is a direct jab. But now we're in record territory.

[Rory]

Okay.

[Julian]

So that's why I think we're at the bottom of the first. It's on. Kendrick clock is fucking on. And I think Drake set a great standard. I thought it was a great first punch. Yeah, probably. I don't know if I like it better than Duppy, but it might be my favorite. Drake.

[Damaris]

This is a great.

[Julian]

This is great.

[Damaris]

This is a very.

[Julian]

It's a great angle too. Outside of like the jokey, gossipy, I thought it was a great angle. Making Kendrick look like he's not this big boss and the big three that he is. Like, you've been a worker the entire time. He's been told, told you to do everything. You didn't build a company. Like, I thought it was a great angle by Drake. I think that could get messy though. I don't know.

[Rory]

Oh, I think it's going to get very messy. I think the, I think the, you know, I think the next record that we get from Drake I think is what's going to separate the field.

[Damaris]

Is that the nuke that I keep referring to? I saw you over the weekend. The red button. It's because I know this one, wasn't it?

[Julian]

No, no, this was great. First. First round. I think the nuke is coming after what Kendrick does. If Kendrick shit is trash, does Drake have to reply? I say yes, yes, yes.

[Rory]

Not only will he.

[Damaris]

Then you can bury him.

[Rory]

Not only will he reply. I think that, like I said, I think you start to see the separation. Like, okay, can Kendrick rap 1 million percent? But there's a Clear difference in what they're able to do with their rapping ability.

[Damaris]

Do you think? Because we said, you know, once you, once you invite this energy, you're inviting all the dirt that comes with it. Is it the raps or is it the information that they're going to leak about each other that really makes this the moment?

[Rory]

I think, like I said, I think because in a battle, you know, if you go to URL and you see guys like Lux and all of these dope, you know, battle rappers on stage, the. The bars that land are the more character assassinating bars. Yeah, when. When Lux, you know, in Calico, one of the most classic battles we've probably ever seen, that was a master class in character assassination from Lux.

[Julian]

And it was a dumbed down version of Lux.

[Rory]

Right.

[Julian]

Like it was just more about the information and the message than it was.

[Rory]

So when you get that, when you get rapid act has the ability to do that, but then also has the ability to, you know, Drake has that ability to throw these melodies and these rhythms in between that, that people get on the first listen that make them like what they're hearing. Like, you can say, drop and give me 50. Girls can say that. That part right there where the beat is moving, girls can shake to that. You know what I'm saying? It's like, it's.

[Julian]

And then rap nerds like me can be like, love that triple entendre. It's a great balance.

[Rory]

That's what he's put at there.

[Damaris]

Serves every audience, he tries to please.

[Rory]

Every listener as best he can in the moment, but still paying close attention to this is still a battle. And it has to be venom behind what I'm saying. It has to sting, it has to land. And I think Kendrick is gonna show us his rapping ability.

[Julian]

I disagree.

[Rory]

I think that he's going to show us his, you know, how he could flip metaphors and things. I think he's going to give us a great performance. I just don't know if it can stick as much as what Drake can do with his diss record.

[Julian]

I don't know why you guys feel that way. Kendrick is too smart. He's not going to do a bunch of alien voices rapping really fast. I think we're going to get the more dumbed down version of Kendrick, like last round looks. I think we're going to get that type of Kendrick. He's gonna dumb it down for a rap battle.

[Rory]

And if he does that, he has to have something that he's saying that's going to Seriously? Yeah, Assassinate.

[Julian]

You can't dumb it down and just. Just.

[Rory]

You can't dumb it down and say, yo, you hit your kid. Oh, she's supposed to be your ribbon. I hear you, but we ain't need that.

[Julian]

Like, why you eating pork ribs?

[Rory]

It's like, yo, fam, like, all right, I get it, but come on, we didn't need that. We got that already.

[Damaris]

Yeah, I think to. To your point, Ma and I agree, you should dumb it down. I think Kendrick's artistry, his, like, aura could be his own downfall in the situation. Because, yes, this is a battle and it's rap, but it's commercial battle.

[Julian]

Y'all. Y'all really don't think Kendrick, like, studies hip hop?

[Damaris]

No, no, no, I'm not. I'm gonna say.

[Julian]

I think I love the jokes too. Of, like, we're gonna get him over some jazz sample and, like, alien voice and all that.

[Rory]

No, no, no. That's.

[Julian]

We do know Kendrick Lamar is one of the most intelligent artists. Yes.

[Rory]

That's just.

[Julian]

He's not gonna approach this like, let me go make to pimp a butterfly, but Drake version.

[Damaris]

Yeah. I just don't want him to get artsy.

[Julian]

I think he's gonna find a DJ quick flip and go crazy in a very dumb down.

[Rory]

He's gonna give us. He's gonna give us a performance for sure. That's gonna be dope. But I just, again, I just don't see him having anything that's ammo that.

[Julian]

Warrant him to dumb it down.

[Rory]

That's gonna, like, really, really hurt. Or, like, have people looking at Drake coming out of that round like, yo, you did what?

[Mal]

Well, do you think that. Well, I mean, you could say the same thing for Drake, though. Drake didn't say anything that has people looking at Kendrick crazy.

[Rory]

Oh, has he?

[Damaris]

Yeah, in this. Another record coming in this disc, though.

[Rory]

What?

[Damaris]

There was no bomb. It's just a good disc record.

[Rory]

It's letting you know, okay, I'm here different people.

[Damaris]

And he also pieced up, like half the industry.

[Mal]

Yeah. So at this point, which to me.

[Julian]

Made them look goofy.

[Mal]

At this point, the only thing we can judge is rapping ability.

[Julian]

But I mean, either one of them.

[Mal]

Dropped bombs, then we're literally looking at who out wrapped up.

[Julian]

When was the last time that in a battle, like, straight rapping ability was even brought up? Like, you could say the golden era, Even with Jay and Nas beef, like, that was about gossip and dumbed down too. So to Julian's question, yeah, it's about what you're Saying it's not who can really rap better.

[Rory]

It's about what you're saying. You have to be able to assassinate my character in front of the world.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

And I have to come out of this looking like a totally different person. That's what this is about. And I think that, like, Big could.

[Julian]

Rap way better than Pac, but starting a record with. That's why I. Your. You fat hard. Like.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Julian]

I don't care how good Big could rap.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

It's like.

[Rory]

It's like, yo, he said what Faith did. What? It turned into that. Like, wait, she. No, she did.

[Julian]

No way.

[Rory]

No, she didn't.

[Julian]

Wait, there's a picture of them. Oh, my God. Like, that's what the shit is. It's gossip.

[Rory]

It's.

[Damaris]

Hip hop is so gossipy.

[Julian]

It's all women.

[Rory]

I wish that people.

[Julian]

It's feminine. Hip hop is feminine as.

[Mal]

No, it's not women's, because men are gossip.

[Damaris]

It's men's.

[Mal]

And I'm so happy that that's coming out. Men are gossipy as.

[Rory]

No, no. Men are all of hip hop. Is that because all I've been doing is gossiping all weekend on my phone.

[Julian]

Oh, yeah, with your feet in there.

[Rory]

Oh, my God.

[Julian]

Laying on your stomach.

[Rory]

I've been sitting on the bed. Yo, relieve this. I've been sitting on the bed like, a. All weekend. Oh, man. Are you kidding me? This funny because the. That we probably thinking in this battle. I'm trying not to, like, you know, hit. Hit Drake and, like, see where he's at. I'm like. But he. He hits me. So, like, okay, you want to open a text conversation right now? Because I'm staying off your line. I'm thinking, like, you got going on. I don't know what you doing over there at the crib. So I said, yo, how you feel about, you know, the Ross record? I'm really trying to gauge him. Like, damn. He kind of stepped in. He was like. He said he was richer than me, and I turned it off.

[Mal]

But that's not what Ross said, though.

[Rory]

Yes, he did.

[Mal]

No, that's not what he. I don't understand how that bar is going.

[Rory]

He said, yo. He said he was richer than me.

[Julian]

What's the. Let's get the exact bar. Let's get the exact bar.

[Mal]

Because I explained that to Rory yesterday.

[Julian]

Yeah, I thought the same thing. Damaris did break it down. I heard that. I was like, interesting angle there, Rick.

[Mal]

No, it's basically turning it off because.

[Rory]

The say he richer than you. You know, that's a lie.

[Mal]

No.

[Julian]

Break the bar down, please.

[Rory]

I'm sorry. No.

[Damaris]

Because Damaris broke it down and she was right.

[Mal]

The reason why Ross Maris. Okay, the reason why Ross changed his voice when he said that bar is because he was impersonating Drake. Like, basically Drake is saying, I got more money than you. And Ross is like, you want me to say, like, yeah, I got this house. Like, you want me to stay?

[Julian]

He should have just, like, pitched his.

[Mal]

Voice up a little bit, made his voice higher. I don't think he can, though, because of the type of voice he is. Is. But I think it's, oh, you got more money than me. Like, what the. You want me to say I'm a millionaire? Okay, you got more money than me?

[Rory]

Got more money than you. You want me to say, oh, 50.

[Damaris]

Million in the crib where you want me to stay? He's like, yeah, like, you're richer. But Look, I got 50 million dollar crib. Shut up. Yeah, like, we're all very rich.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Which is a good response because it.

[Julian]

Was funny when Drake told him to spend his little check. Stay out of my business.

[Damaris]

He said he makes more off. What do you say? He said he makes more off merch.

[Julian]

Than I thought that was a. The Kai thing I thought was a Kanye. Little Kanye jab the merch. Begging cod tonight. Well, you're not beating us number wise. I'm out of here. You're not creeping us money wise. I'm out of here. You're not sneaking up, cornball. Your show money, merch money is a fee to us. I think that was a Kanye thing to me. I could be completely wrong, but remember when he was begging, he was beefing with Kai.

[Rory]

He's not telling Kanye that his show money is merch money fee to them. Nobody's saying that. The Kanye West.

[Julian]

This is the first time I feel like you can get money bars off to Kanye because he's definitely in a transitional period with everything that has happened.

[Rory]

Yeah, but that'll mean you could get that ball when I make a payment.

[Mal]

Arrangement with T mobile. I'm in a transitional piece.

[Julian]

You see, my wife is ass naked outside. I'm getting. I'm getting head in public. I'm definitely poor on a condolence with my ass cracked out, but nah. Well, that's. That's funny that you say he was gossiping all weekend. I know. My. My girl was looking at me crazy, like, all throughout the weekend sitting next to her. And tomorrow watching TV or whatever, get a phone call from someone. Get up. Did you hear What?

[Rory]

He said, yeah, like, we doing all of that. Meanwhile, the dude that's entrenched in this is like, yo, man, I just want to hurry up so I can just go on vacation, man.

[Damaris]

I'm just so.

[Julian]

I think I was. I was a walking ick. That's what it is.

[Damaris]

Oh.

[Julian]

I was in it to my girl all fucking weekend, like, nah. But did you catch this bar?

[Mal]

I was like, I know. She was sitting up there, like, calm.

[Damaris]

I've never thought you were phone calls in my life on a Saturday over just some. Just some hip hop shit. I called Armani was the first call I made. And he's in l. A. It's 9:00 there. I'm calling him at noon. We're both giddy as shit.

[Rory]

Like, I mean, I'm not a discipline nobody, man.

[Julian]

I almost. I almost want to, like, play our passionate rant from the last episode to Kia. Like, you don't understand how much we love hip hop. This is. This is our thing. Yeah, like, men are not allowed to have anything.

[Rory]

No, this is our.

[Julian]

This is all we have.

[Rory]

All we have is letting rappers diss each other on a beat and just talking about it. This is all we have.

[Julian]

Ladies, y'all have, like, nah. You think that he fucked his bm? Like, really?

[Rory]

Yeah, but this is different from sports, though.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Like, the playoffs is great to start. Nobody gives a fuck. Shout out.

[Damaris]

Knicks two season.

[Julian]

Knicks two seed. And I didn't even think about it.

[Rory]

Yo, shout out to the Knicks.

[Julian]

I've been waiting my whole life for this.

[Rory]

Holding down the two seed. Shout out to Julius. He just had shoulder surgery this week. Get well soon, bro. Get back out there next season. But the Knicks is number two seed.

[Damaris]

Fire Brunson. Give him the first team. All NBA. Stop going.

[Rory]

Brunson needs to be league MVP as far as I'm concerned.

[Damaris]

Stop playing with him.

[Rory]

He needs league.

[Julian]

I think he needs to be mayor of New York.

[Damaris]

Yeah, well, I mean, anyone can take.

[Rory]

Yes, anybody can do that.

[Damaris]

Mayor Adams.

[Julian]

Yo, the Knicks are doing so good. I saw someone on Twitter compliment Dolan. I was like, whoa.

[Rory]

Yeah. Things are changing.

[Julian]

It's crazy.

[Rory]

Things are changing.

[Julian]

But quickly, before we get off the Drake and cold thing. I'm sorry, not drinking. Cold thing. Drake and Kendrick thing. What did you guys think of the cold theory at the end of the.

[Rory]

Record, before we move on, what was the cold theory?

[Julian]

I don't care what cold think that that was weak as champagne tripping. He's not easing up. Calling top to see if Top want To piece it up Top want to piece it up Top want to piece it up now you, now you on your own when you speaking up. There's a theory that that whole thing is actually about Cole and not Kendrick.

[Mal]

Nah, I don't think so.

[Rory]

I don't know. I think anything at the top.

[Julian]

I'm not saying that. Just saying there was a theory that, that Cole tried to call Top, which this is why I don't think that theory works. It's like you could just call Kendrick, you know.

[Rory]

Yeah, because it's not. Piece it up is not. I don't think Cole was trying to piece anything up. I think he did what he did because, you know, he felt like I'm not willing to go get too deep into the mud with this. Like, so I'm gonna just step out.

[Julian]

I agree with you guys, but that was a theory and I think him saying now you're on your own is you're not with Top anymore. Like Top can't save.

[Rory]

Yeah, that's exactly what he's talking.

[Julian]

But there was a huge community thinking that was really about.

[Rory]

They're gonna do that. But that's, that's, that's, that's. That. That. That first part is cold. That everything after that is for Kendra.

[Mal]

People have shitty reading comprehension too. Like, that's what I've noticed with a lot of like this rat beef. I'm like, I need y'all to just like sit and read the lyrics and y'all will catch.

[Rory]

Because Drake is not. He doesn't. He's not going to beef with Cole because of what Cole did. No, no, he's not going to do that. Like it's.

[Julian]

I'm glad he said something though.

[Rory]

Well, yeah. I mean that was crazy. And I was supposed to be there. He. He's still thinking about it through that lens. Like I really almost went to that.

[Julian]

You know how much jet fuel cost?

[Rory]

Yeah, like I'm really almost went there. And I would have been there when you did that. Like he would.

[Mal]

I don't you still think? Well now I'm thinking he might have still.

[Rory]

Cuz Cole was going to close the show, right? Yeah, obviously he closes every festival. Cole was going to. He was going to do that. You know how crazy that would have looked? Drake just got off stage. He's still back in the trailer and he hear you out there apolog, like, like, I flew all the way down here for this?

[Mal]

Nah, he, he should have ran back.

[Julian]

He put on his dirt bike gear for this.

[Rory]

Yeah, like, nah, bro. Like I Just think that he just was like, you know, Cole just. We found out that Cole just wasn't. He didn't want that anxiety of having to wake up and keep hitting refresh and see if the world is dissing you and laughing at you getting dissed. Like, that's. That could. That pressure can be a lot for certain people. Some people can't handle that. That's why I'm not, you know, I'm not mad at code. I just think the way he did that was just like, damn, do you have to do that? Like you have to apologize like that. But you know, it is.

[Mal]

Well, can I give. Take a second to give women their flowers? Because that's apparently my job on this pod.

[Rory]

Well, all of this is because of women, but go ahead.

[Julian]

It's true.

[Damaris]

That is true. And not the one you're about to name.

[Mal]

I just want to give Meg her flowers and Nikki too. Oh, look at you. Oh, it's kidding. It.

[Julian]

I'm glad you added Nikki's name in there because you had a different tone yesterday to like brought that.

[Mal]

Because I, I. Because Meg kicked it off.

[Rory]

Yes.

[Mal]

Nikki responded and so shout out to both of them for being the first ones to put it on wax and to have a dis moment. But Meg kicked the year off with a diss track and she was also the first person to allegedly diss Drake this year. So I just wanted to give her her flowers because her and Nikki did.

[Julian]

Start that energy, even though I did not.

[Mal]

Sitting around hating each other for years and not putting out real disc records.

[Julian]

I think this would have happened.

[Damaris]

But no, no, she's saying the men weren't actually. There was all these subs and never a straight shot.

[Rory]

So Megan Drake.

[Julian]

Yeah, she didn't that hiss record, right?

[Rory]

I can't.

[Mal]

I don't know. Sorry that those things are for fact. But allegedly everybody was saying that hiss was towards Drake.

[Rory]

Oh, so you're saying what Megan did is now she kicked the energy off.

[Julian]

Kendrick felt comfortable with his canine because Meg dissed Drake in January.

[Mal]

I didn't say that, but I was Megan. Nikki kicked off the pieces. I don't want that to. To be lost.

[Rory]

Shout out to Nick. Shout out to Meg. She's on tour right now. So shout out to Meg, but shout out to Nikki. I saw it one show she had. She had other like up and cominging female MCs. She had JT.

[Julian]

Yeah, it was great.

[Mal]

People that were on her super freaky girl.

[Rory]

I thought that was fly for Nikki to. To share that stage with. With the rest of those women like that. That was fire.

[Julian]

And by the way, update, since we're bringing up Megan, Nikki, even though I did not like Nikki's this record, she still won.

[Rory]

This record, though.

[Julian]

To Meg.

[Rory]

Nikki's dissing Meg. Where the do I be at for this? This is.

[Mal]

Oh, we had a whole.

[Julian]

We had a whole episode about it.

[Mal]

It's called Bigfoot. Whole episode.

[Rory]

Oh, yeah, yeah. See? See how fast that don't even. I'm gone. But, yeah, whatever.

[Mal]

That's how forgettable.

[Damaris]

Why didn't Meg reply?

[Julian]

She lost.

[Rory]

She said.

[Mal]

She said she was never gonna reply to anything. She said, this is for who?

[Julian]

Rappers say that all the time. Drake said he was, like, on his first album.

[Mal]

She said, this is for just me.

[Damaris]

And you'll never hear a reply for it.

[Mal]

She said, hit dog's gonna holler then.

[Damaris]

Fucking dissing people.

[Julian]

No, dog's gonna holler you.

[Mal]

It also. It wasn't a good. It just wasn't good.

[Julian]

It wasn't good, but it was still a reply. And you can't diss somebody and they reply, and then you just stay quiet. You lost.

[Mal]

Okay. That's your opinion.

[Julian]

I'm sure there's gonna be shots all over the album, but, I mean, it's been a long time.

[Damaris]

Okay, well, let's follow that logic and apply it to this Drake Kendrick thing.

[Rory]

If.

[Damaris]

If the. If it's trading paint until. How do we determine who wins and loses?

[Mal]

Yeah, how do we determine what to stop?

[Julian]

That's tough to say because battles end differently all the time.

[Damaris]

That's revealed. That's how I'm. I'm scoring this.

[Rory]

As long. As long as you don't go on the shop fam.

[Damaris]

Just.

[Rory]

That means you.

[Damaris]

As long as you don't know how you shot it.

[Rory]

As long. I'm just saying. As long as you don't go in the shop. We can't go back and forth for 10 months with this. Nobody. Nobody cares that much.

[Julian]

Yeah, but we definitely cared to hear the reply of, you are hiding a child.

[Rory]

Oh, yeah, no, no, I agree with you on that one.

[Julian]

Yeah, I definitely, definitely anticipating. I agree with you what he was going to say back.

[Damaris]

There's this to go to Kendrick's disc, the looming disc. There's this whole thing about him having one that's been in the making for four years.

[Julian]

I believe that.

[Rory]

Well, where is that?

[Damaris]

Oh, this week, Hard drive.

[Rory]

Where's it at? Where's it at? Because when I said this had two years to prep, everybody kept saying, yo, waiting for Drake to Respond, so where's Kendrick at? If you had all the two years to do this, you had been working on this record for four years. Where the fuck is the record at?

[Julian]

Well, to your point of saying Ross should have waited more time. It's been Sunday, it's been two days. Okay, So I think we're gonna get a Kendrick reply this week.

[Damaris]

This week.

[Julian]

I'm glad he's letting it breathe to the same way you felt about the roster.

[Rory]

Oh, you're glad now he's letting it breathe. Let it breathe, let it. But when Drake was still on tour, I was like, so what? He got a room, right? He got a bus, he got a studio in it. Yeah.

[Julian]

And didn't he record it on that studio bus?

[Rory]

Yeah, boy.

[Mal]

Also, you gotta stop saying so we were right. Had two years to respond to. I mean, two years for that. Like you like, oh, Kendrick had two years.

[Rory]

2022. He hasn't been doing anything.

[Mal]

He didn't create the, like that, this. And for two years ago.

[Julian]

I'm not saying stuff he has in the clip.

[Rory]

Not what he's saying. He's, he's, he's been wanting this.

[Julian]

Starting his rollout.

[Damaris]

Yeah, yeah.

[Rory]

When I came in here and told y'all that Drake was still on tour and y'all didn't care about that. Y'all can't care about a. That hasn't been doing anything since 2022.

[Julian]

We'Re saying he's on the clock. What are you talking about?

[Damaris]

Yeah. Now sometimes I'm not even trying to defend Kendrick, but sometimes you don't. Like, you don't lead with the nuke. Like you the same way Drake didn't. The same way Drake. Yeah, we know this.

[Julian]

We know this is charged up on steroids.

[Damaris]

Thank you. Like, we know this is the warm up for Drake too. So it's like, okay, Kendrick's like, I have this bomb, but it needs to be the right time to drop it. I'm not just going to throw it out there knowing that Drake also has two more in the tuck. So I, I don't even think the bomb is the one that Kendrick's about to put out.

[Julian]

Same.

[Damaris]

I think it's, I think it's, Kendrick will do his version of what Drake did. Drake will drop the nuke, then Kendrick will drop his nuke and then we'll.

[Julian]

Then we'll see where things and then we'll see.

[Damaris]

Exactly.

[Julian]

That's my predict.

[Rory]

I think Kendrick, I think Kendrick is Saudi Arabia.

[Damaris]

What?

[Rory]

I think Kendrick is Saudi Arabia. I don't Think he has any weapons of mass destruction at all?

[Damaris]

Got a couple planes.

[Rory]

Not gonna be enough.

[Julian]

Well, I mean, as soon as America.

[Damaris]

Gives shook this country up.

[Rory]

Not gonna be enough.

[Julian]

I don't care.

[Rory]

I don't think. I don't think it's gonna be enough to, quote, unquote, defeat Drake or assassinate Drake's character. I don't think there's enough out there. I don't think so.

[Julian]

Well, you know what? Let me actually quickly apologize to ASAP Rocky. Already in this episode, I said he had the worst disreply ever. I take that back and apologize, Rocky, because Quavo beat you to that punch on Friday.

[Mal]

I thought it was all about disrespect, though. I feel like Quavo was more disrespectful than Chris was.

[Julian]

That song stinks. This stinks. Everything stinks about it. It just stinks. I mean, I think he's more relevant and more popping, but look at them all shaking.

[Damaris]

My favorite part about the diss was the ad lib. He said, don't beat her up. That's funny.

[Rory]

Thought that was hot, right?

[Damaris]

It's not funny as an ad lib. As an ad lib, that's funny.

[Julian]

All right, I commend Quavo for replying. I don't. He's not one of those rappers.

[Mal]

In less than 24 hours, even though.

[Julian]

I've heard him rap way better than this. I don't know if he thought he was gonna make a record that was gonna play in the club. It's not even a good Quavo, like, club record.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

And Quavo can rap better than this. I think he made a huge mistake. I don't think Chris Brown is ever going to let this go.

[Mal]

He should have taken a look.

[Julian]

I think Chris is going to see him in person. I think Chris is going. Remember that whole, like, three years where Chris was, like, rapping better than rappers?

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

I think he's going to tear him apart. I think we get a duppy freestyle version to Quavo. I think this was a huge mistake on every level going at Chris Brown.

[Rory]

It's still not the worst Diss record of all time, though.

[Julian]

I think Benzino's was better than this.

[Rory]

Damn.

[Damaris]

Should we play it? You guys want to hear it?

[Julian]

Sure.

[Rory]

Quavos.

[Damaris]

Yeah. Just a little bit.

[Julian]

It's like the worst Migos mix I've ever heard.

[Damaris]

All right, so he's, you know, he's. He's saying you're on a bunch of drugs and you hit women. That's that's the. That's the angle here.

[Rory]

How'd you feel about that?

[Damaris]

I feel like they probably won't be sitting next to each other at the next rude event.

[Julian]

Tell me what that meant to you.

[Rory]

Yeah, yeah, I know. But either way, we wait for Kendrick. I. I do believe Kendrick will respond any day now. And then there's obviously more to come from Drake immediately following that.

[Julian]

So will you do Patreon? I'm sorry? Discord. Live with me the moment it drops.

[Rory]

A Discord. Live the moment it drops.

[Damaris]

The moment Kendrick drops.

[Julian]

When Kendrick drops. Oh, can't you do, like, a reaction on Discord?

[Damaris]

You know, we did the Twitter spaces last time. Yeah, just put it on Discord.

[Rory]

Okay. I'm not mad at that.

[Mal]

So make sure you sign up for our Patreon so that the moment that drops, you are going to hear Our first reactions.

[Rory]

Patreon.com/forward/new Rory and mall reaction from the toilet. Yeah. Live reactions from the commode.

[Julian]

Another apology to Coachella. I definitely on that lineup, even going into, like, the first day of Coachella, I had said off mic, like, it feels very quiet for Coachella, and I was wrong, man.

[Mal]

Wrong.

[Julian]

Super wrong. It looked like some of the best performances Coachella has had in quite some time.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Julian]

But before we get to the music side, did you see the love fest that was Jaden Smith and Justin Bieber? The Jays were at it.

[Rory]

Yeah. I seen J.

[Julian]

And J went crazy.

[Rory]

I see big shorts are back in style. Yeah.

[Julian]

Baggy pants are. Would that come? Do you think jorts will come back?

[Rory]

I hope not. I don't ever want to see those come back.

[Julian]

I don't know if I could, like, pull those off in a fashion way without looking racist.

[Rory]

George.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Why?

[Julian]

I just feel like my face in jorts just screams, you know, dei. What's the new thing that they. That they use? Dei.

[Rory]

Yeah. Your face with G shorts is definitely school shooter.

[Julian]

For sure.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Definitely a school shooter vibe.

[Julian]

But, like. But for the Republican party.

[Rory]

Oh.

[Julian]

Like, I did it in the name of.

[Rory]

All right. Yeah.

[Julian]

Because, you know, a good guy with a gun.

[Rory]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's better than the bag.

[Julian]

Not funny to me. Yo, that Republican riddle is the wildest in the world.

[Rory]

No, but you. You got to really think about it.

[Julian]

I thought about it. Nah, still.

[Rory]

Still not with it.

[Julian]

Still not with it.

[Rory]

No.

[Damaris]

Because if he's not there, then who's gonna shoot the bad guy with the gun?

[Rory]

That's a fact, though.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

It's mathematics when you think about it.

[Damaris]

Someone's got to shoot.

[Rory]

It's all science.

[Julian]

I saw. I. This was on YouTube shorts. So you never know what's real and what's not. You know, the per capita with guns in America is 122 guns per 120 people or 100 people.

[Rory]

That sounds about right.

[Julian]

That's insane.

[Rory]

Yeah, that's what it is.

[Julian]

I think the country behind us is at like 40 per hundred.

[Rory]

Yo, they gotta step it up.

[Julian]

We have multiple. You gotta step 122 guns every time.

[Rory]

Your numbers up, man.

[Julian]

Those are rookie numbers.

[Rory]

You gotta get them up a little bit.

[Julian]

Well, anyways, yeah. Does anyone care about the Jaden Justin thing? Glad that that's how friends show affection.

[Rory]

Yeah, I don't.

[Julian]

That's just two homeboys, you know, Just. They missed each other.

[Rory]

Two bros. This is what each other.

[Julian]

This, I guess, is like the male version of girls when they get drunk with their best friends and just like, make out with them.

[Rory]

Well, I mean, it's funny because I think Justin was trying to light his blunt. And then I'm excited about a warm embrace from the back by my homeboy.

[Julian]

So instead of lighting. No, he got right back to some Reggie.

[Rory]

He got right back.

[Damaris]

Any of your friends done that to you guys ever?

[Julian]

I've. I've never.

[Rory]

Behind me in two steps and then kissed me on my cheek. No, but maybe me and my friends don't love each other like that. I don't know.

[Julian]

Or like with the recent, you know, back and forth with rap beef right now, maybe that was an ode to Birdman because, you know, Birdman said he's riding with Drake and we know Justin and Drake have a good relationship, so maybe that was an ode to Birdman.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

No, no, I can see Birdman don't agree with this.

[Rory]

Yeah, I see how your brain went to that. I get it. I get it.

[Julian]

But to the performances, I just saw a lot of clips of the Tyler performance. I do want to watch the full thing because it looked incredible.

[Damaris]

Incredible.

[Rory]

Tyler always is. Does a great job.

[Julian]

This seems even like, extra good for him.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

Which is already an incredible standard. He brought out Childish Gambino, I believe.

[Rory]

Yep.

[Julian]

Did he bring out anyone else?

[Damaris]

Charlie Wilson.

[Julian]

Oh, yeah.

[Damaris]

Charlie was a hook on Earthquake.

[Rory]

Charlie Wilson. I feel like. I feel like Charlie Wilson is like Banksy.

[Julian]

Like, I feel like we see him all the time.

[Rory]

Yeah. I feel like there's more than one Charlie Wilson, though.

[Julian]

Oh, okay. I see. I see where you're going.

[Rory]

Like, he just ends up on everybody's features.

[Julian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Rory]

At Coachella.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Tiny desk. It's like fam. I.

[Julian]

He was probably in Japan this weekend.

[Rory]

Yeah. Cut the Charlie.

[Julian]

He was with Kanye in Saudi Arabia.

[Rory]

It's none of you. It's nine of you. We know that.

[Julian]

Just nine. Charlie.

[Rory]

It's not Charlie Wilson's walking around. For sure.

[Julian]

Gap Band was just all him.

[Rory]

It's all Charlie.

[Julian]

It was like the Hey Y video.

[Rory]

Exactly.

[Julian]

He did say Tyler, that. It said something interesting about Childish Gambino that Julian and I were debating. Well, not really debating, but talking about yesterday. He hated Childish Gambino until EARN came out, and it was like, this guy's incredible. I was kind of on that side. I never really knew if Childish Gambino was doing, like, parody rap because he was a comedian and he could rap kind of good.

[Rory]

But I felt like it's like, yo, is he.

[Julian]

Is he really? Just because you could rap. Well, are you really doing this, then? Because the Internet came out and I was like, oh, I'm sorry. This guy's.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

Incredible.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

So I have the same thoughts that Tyler. I'm glad someone else said it, because I didn't.

[Rory]

I don't know.

[Julian]

Josh was like, all right. You're like. You're like a suburban Wayne and tight shorts. I didn't really know what he was trying to do.

[Damaris]

We. I brought it. I brought up Zach Fox as an example of kind of what, like, early Gambino reminded us of, but, like, not as deliberately funny, but, like, very witty and punchy. Bars.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Coming from someone who wasn't as respected yet in music. So it was like, oh, like, you can do this, but it doesn't. It just feels like you're just doing it to.

[Julian]

To exercise and whatever sound was going on at the moment. That's what Childish Gambino, I felt like he was doing. And then I don't know what 180 he took after because of the Internet, but he's one of the greatest artists we have. But it was cool to see him do background vocals. I mean, there's not much to say outside of. Tyler had one of the better performances I've seen.

[Rory]

Tyler is definitely one of the best performers, best artists, most creative geniuses that we have. Like, I think that that's clear and cut at this point. But Childish is right there, too, though. Childish is for me. He just doesn't. He probably doesn't put out as much and as frequent music as Tyler, but definitely not. But he's one of those artists that if Childish goes on a tour, his tour is going to look like that Tyler Staples. Yeah. He's going to give us a full out production, full out moment on his tour.

[Julian]

And I mean, he gets. He doesn't get the same pressure that we put on other artists because when he's not dropping music, you know, he's doing five seasons of Atlanta.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

Like, yeah, he's in movies, he's acting, writing. Like, I. I do hope he does get some time to sit down and do an album.

[Damaris]

I mean, well, he announced two albums.

[Rory]

Oh, two albums.

[Damaris]

Yeah. So Ada Vista Rory is actually a finished and more polished version of the one that you love. The one that's the March 15th.

[Rory]

Yeah, yeah.

[Damaris]

So it's that and then the other one. Band of Stone in the new world. At least from the leak, he played on his story, not the leak. He was on Instagram live and teased a record. It's all rap.

[Julian]

Okay.

[Damaris]

So we're gonna get. It sounds like the best of both worlds. We'll get like the jazzier side and then also a rap album out of him.

[Julian]

Bando Stones. That what they call Stone Mountain in Atlanta now.

[Rory]

Bando Stone in the new world.

[Damaris]

That's kind of.

[Julian]

He's from Stone Mountain. Is that what they call it now?

[Rory]

Or maybe this is one of those worlds that he created. I'm just like.

[Julian]

I could see that.

[Rory]

It's one of those worlds that he made up. And now we're gonna see. Get a peek into the world. The Bando Stone in whatever was it? Band of Stone. In who world?

[Julian]

Whatever world Ice Spice is in. That's what I want to be.

[Rory]

The new world you want to be in. Ice Spice World. Oh, that's.

[Julian]

I'm changing my. My tone, man.

[Mal]

Yes.

[Julian]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I am sorry. I apologize.

[Damaris]

She's.

[Mal]

Apologize. She's gotten better.

[Julian]

I also cannot believe.

[Rory]

All right.

[Julian]

It was self hating, guys. It was all self hatred. Us gingers.

[Damaris]

Gingers. Yeah.

[Julian]

We hate ourselves. We look in the mirror and wonder why. There's a reason there's only a few. We're just awful human beings. I definitely couldn't sleep, so I came here after. After watching Ice Spice at Coachella. I could not sleep.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

I had to come.

[Rory]

Yeah. Well, that's good.

[Julian]

It was so heavy on my spirit.

[Rory]

Get it out.

[Julian]

I apologize. Ice Spice, you put on an incredible performance at Coachella. Clearly you have been practicing. I mean, in her defense as well. They just threw her on rolling loud. I think like the day after Munch came out. Yeah. And was like, go perform.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

She's had some Time. Incredible performance. I still kind of see her as, like, too young of a girl to, like, you know, feel the way some of the younger guys feel about her twerking and everything. But, I mean, it was a great performance.

[Damaris]

She killed this.

[Julian]

I'm sorry.

[Damaris]

That leak sounds fire, too.

[Julian]

Yeah. And leaking a record at Coachella and it, like, working is kind of rare, too. That's a risk.

[Rory]

Yeah. Hell, yeah. Nobody knows the record, and you perform it at a festival, and we just sitting there like, we don't know. We can't sing along with you. We can't rap along with you. It's like, we've never heard this, but, okay, give it to us.

[Julian]

Like, just a bunch of high end drunk people going, like, all right, hold on. Let me.

[Rory]

All right, let me try to see if I like this. Let me catch the melody.

[Julian]

That's rough. But it. It seemed to work, at least from the stream. I don't know what the crowd was doing, but they were drunk when she.

[Mal]

When. And, you know, like, for Coachella and things like that, they tend to turn down the crowd. Yeah, hers was so. It was so loud. Like, the way that. The reaction that she got, I was like, I love that for her.

[Julian]

Who else? Oh, I mean, the greatest moment, I think, in Coachella history. J. Balvin brought out Will Smith to do Men in Black.

[Rory]

That was dope.

[Mal]

I wanted to cry because I wasn't there. I never wanted to be some.

[Rory]

That was dope.

[Damaris]

It's nice to see you.

[Julian]

I almost cried watching on my phone.

[Rory]

It's crazy how Will doesn't look much different at all from when this record came out.

[Mal]

He looks amazing.

[Julian]

And of course, we know he rehearsed, and it was clearly a full production, but, I mean, Will didn't skip a beat. When was the last time you think Will rapped, let alone raped? Live at Coachella? He sounded better than in shape rappers, right?

[Damaris]

Do some of this.

[Rory]

Hey. Yeah.

[Mal]

I love him so much. My heart just beat. I love him.

[Julian]

I love that. Am I corny that I love that he pulled out the. The make you erase your memory stick. Also, like, I was like, no, Will, I want to remember. No, that was.

[Rory]

No, that was so. No. I couldn't even say Paul by that.

[Julian]

No, I.

[Rory]

No, I want to remember. I want to keep my eyes over.

[Julian]

Yo, I need this memory, Will.

[Damaris]

That's sick.

[Rory]

I saw. I saw a comment underneath that. It said, the only person that doesn't love Will Smith is his wife. Yeah, they like, yo, everybody, how could.

[Julian]

She cheat on this?

[Rory]

How could you Treat him like that. Like it's. Will Smith would cry out loud. The man gave us Men in Black.

[Damaris]

Yeah. I mean the. The set, the backups, the aliens that the alien had in the middle, like they. Everything about this was great.

[Julian]

Did him and J. Balvin have like a relationship? This was random as I think they're glad it happened, but I think they.

[Rory]

Do have a relationship. I think they do. I want to. I want to tie it into the whole Bad Boys to Jada. No, I think. I think I want to tie it into Bad Boys somehow. But they've been. They've been. I think they have been seen like hanging out for a few years now. But this is dope. This is dope to see Will Smith.

[Julian]

My wife cheats on me. I might go hang out with J. Balvin.

[Rory]

Oh, no, he knows exactly see where they at. You know where he from. Oh, he know exactly where they at in abundance. Yeah. But shout out to Will Smith, man, he looks great. And obviously, I mean, who doesn't love that Men in Black record?

[Julian]

And this is the nerd in me just like picturing that first pre production meeting for J. Balvin and just like, do you think Will Smith will do Men in Black?

[Rory]

You're like, who shot that idea?

[Julian]

Who threw that at the board and was like.

[Rory]

Like, who shot.

[Julian]

Shut up.

[Rory]

And then shout out to Will too. Because, you know, a lot of times these artists, they'll pass on a moment like that.

[Julian]

Gotta be an anniversary.

[Rory]

Yeah, we don't get that moment. Shout out to Will for just understanding. Like, this will be a big moment for not only Coachella, just for. Just for people that love the record.

[Julian]

I like a just cuz moment.

[Rory]

Right. Yeah.

[Julian]

It didn't have to be for.

[Rory]

They didn't cheat him on a.

[Julian]

They're rereleasing it on High def.

[Rory]

Yeah, I don't care about.

[Mal]

That was so. It was the most random shit. So I know that people like, I couldn't imagine being there. Like, I would have been stuck.

[Julian]

Well, I do hope, which I doubt it, but I hope this may be kind of like the lead up to Will doing a tour or just performing his music. I will go to a Will Smith tour in a heartbeat.

[Mal]

Quickly. Very quickly.

[Damaris]

Yeah, they're doing another Bad Boys film.

[Rory]

Yeah, bad boys 4.

[Julian]

Like, why. Why is there not more Will Smith DJ Jazzy Jeff combo on festival.

[Rory]

I mean, because Will Smith is just too busy of a person.

[Damaris]

He's also. Yeah, way too busy.

[Rory]

Like, he's probably on set for films. What is one and a half year Will you have so much free laser.

[Damaris]

He has. I know he's rapping on the soundtrack for this album for the.

[Julian]

For Bad Boys 4 now.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Bad Boys for life. Is that what it's called?

[Julian]

Oh, because of the four. I just guessed on a marketing.

[Rory]

I know this is the fourth one.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

We don't want to see five, though. No, we ain't see four yet, but three was shaky.

[Julian]

Very.

[Rory]

I seen him do some shit with Martin. I said, that ain't Martin.

[Damaris]

You look like the Irishman.

[Rory]

I said, martin ain't running that fast. Y'all sped the tape up. Y'all sped the footage up. Like, martin ain't running that fast.

[Julian]

Stop.

[Rory]

It's like, all right, send these to desk duty. Turn these into, like, sergeants where they just at the precinct, do something like that. These niggas can't be in the field chasing Cubans all day.

[Julian]

Yeah, word. They're not catching the Haitians.

[Rory]

They're not.

[Julian]

Yeah, like, Zo's are not stopping for Will Smith.

[Rory]

I know Will is still in great shape. I know y'all gonna put some dope suits on him and all that. But we gotta find. We gotta figure out where we gonna put Martin, and Martin gotta kind of.

[Julian]

Stay in the cruiser.

[Rory]

Yeah, we gotta. Y'all can't have my man Mar the.

[Julian]

Stay in the crown.

[Rory]

Yeah, we gotta. We gotta. You know, I mean, like, let's give Martin something else where maybe he's like, head of, like, the helicopter unit or something.

[Julian]

Like, he is on dispatch.

[Rory]

Yeah, yeah. We gotta find a different place to place Martin because y'all can't keep trying to trick with these fast.

[Mal]

Salt in his diet.

[Rory]

He got too much salt. He got gout. He said, martin got G. He just.

[Mal]

Real swole like, he that Henny.

[Rory]

You see it in the eyes. That's that yak. Can't put that yak down. I'm telling you.

[Mal]

Yo, every. I tweeted the other day, every that ever looked like had liver disease when I was looking at his eyes and I looked at his eyes and I said, oh, you have liver disease coming out. Every. Like that did me dirty. Every single man, he. You don't care about yourself. Why would you care about me?

[Rory]

Exactly. You see? You see that? Them eyes be so brown. You see a goldfish woman in the.

[Damaris]

Wait, that's really what he looks like.

[Julian]

He's not in great shape. You didn't see Bad Boys 3?

[Damaris]

No.

[Rory]

You should.

[Mal]

You should go see.

[Damaris]

I'm good.

[Mal]

It's actually.

[Julian]

They should have pushed production like six Months.

[Damaris]

He looks. Come on. They got him running around.

[Julian]

Just give him the diabetic medication.

[Mal]

Well, no, he was healing. He wasn't in the majority of the movie. He was healing.

[Rory]

Hey, but not too much of my guy, Marty Mar, though. That's still.

[Damaris]

I mean, look at him.

[Julian]

Still ago.

[Rory]

That's the legend right there.

[Julian]

I also don't want to see, like, their kids be the next generation. I don't want that version, either.

[Rory]

Of Cops. Yeah. Yeah.

[Julian]

Like their partners.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

Like, prove that it's generational.

[Rory]

Yeah, I'm cool.

[Julian]

I don't like generational cops.

[Mal]

It's just like, I'm cool.

[Damaris]

That's like. That's like an Irish thing.

[Mal]

They're like the last cops that we even, like, rob, root for. Like, they're like the last cops that are allowed to root for.

[Julian]

It is crazy that they made it this far as cops.

[Rory]

Y'all might be too young, but you got, like, Bad Boys or Lethal Weapon.

[Julian]

Probably. Bad Boys. Lethal. All right. I'm Lethal Weapon 4. That's how young I am. Like, that's when I. When Chris Rock showed up, that's when I was, like, old enough to watch the Lethal Weapons.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

Which I like Lethal Weapon for. I don't know if that's, like, a sin to say to you guys that were there from the first one.

[Rory]

Yeah. If you like it, you like it. I just think that is, you know. Cause obviously it was four. Lethal Weapons, right? That was the last one.

[Julian]

Yes.

[Rory]

I feel like I may have missed one of the ones with. Yeah.

[Julian]

No. Jet Li ended that run. He smoked both of them. He lit their house on fire. Yeah.

[Rory]

Mel looked at Danny Gullah and was like, yo, you know what? This the last one, fam. I can't do this shit another year.

[Damaris]

Damn, I miss Jet Li, but those.

[Rory]

Are two of the best.

[Damaris]

Like, that is his films.

[Rory]

Cop partner movies. Lethal Weapon and Bad Boy. Two of the best copies. Top part in the films series that we have for sure.

[Julian]

But I will say, like, if we're Comparing Lethal Weapon 4 to Bad Boys 3 or, like, the last one so far, Lethal Weapon 4 is way better.

[Rory]

Next. Bad Boy.

[Julian]

That's true.

[Rory]

That's. This is the fourth one. Hold on now. You gotta wait to see what they do with this fourth one. But take a page out of that Lethal Weapon book and make this the last one, though.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Yeah. Let's end it here. Let's go out with a band.

[Julian]

Fire, even.

[Rory]

Even if it's cool to leave when you're on fire.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Issa did it it's cool. I'm cool.

[Julian]

And also to your point of them having to change Martin, like, Danny Glover was clearly out of shape in Lethal Weapon 4 and they made him out of shape in the movie. He didn't catch one Chinaman.

[Rory]

No, no, no, no.

[Julian]

Not one.

[Rory]

Yeah, no, he didn't go up the steps. They leaned into that. They leaned into. You got to lean into it. Like, I don't worry. We're going. We gonna find the human in all of this. Don't worry about it. But yeah, Bad Boys for. I don't know when it's coming out, but, I mean, I think we all have to watch. We watched three of them.

[Mal]

We go together as a family man.

[Rory]

Bad Boys for life, all four of us.

[Julian]

Can we do one of the high picks? Like the ones with the. The real meals and, like, couches and.

[Rory]

All right, yeah, it's called. It's called look now, though, right? It's not. I pick the most. I think it's called.

[Damaris]

They changed the name.

[Rory]

A lot of the I picks that I know are now called Look Cinemas.

[Damaris]

Oh, well, I love. I pick. I usually go to the one in Seaport.

[Rory]

Yo, I went to close that one. No. Yeah.

[Julian]

Really?

[Damaris]

Damn.

[Mal]

In the financial district.

[Julian]

They need a way.

[Rory]

They needed to close that. That was closed.

[Damaris]

This one.

[Mal]

Not closed. I just went there, like, to see that awful movie.

[Rory]

Oh, so then they opened it back up. Because that has so many mice running around that really. I almost threw molotoving in, ran out.

[Damaris]

Yo, I love this scene.

[Julian]

Yeah, I went to Dave and.

[Rory]

Don't clean that.

[Julian]

I went to Dave and Buster's on 42nd street on last Monday or last Tuesday, whatever that is. The hood. They. They need metal detectors. They need a cop in there.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

None of the games work. That shit is the scariest place on earth. That's like old Times Square. They just moved it into, well, that.

[Rory]

Whole Times Square area now since, you know, all the migrants are here. That's what that whole area is like now.

[Julian]

It's. I mean, it's still nice Times Square compared to what it used to be. But they put. They are. They're all in Dave and Buster's.

[Rory]

The only thing. The only thing that's nice about it from sleeping being in the 90s is that we have led, like, billboards now.

[Damaris]

You can see everything.

[Rory]

That's it. But the sidewalks are filthy. When you go inside any of those restaurants, they're filthy. The floor is filthy. Dave and Bus's is filthy. Like, it's just the area over there. Is just. Granted, it's just a big hangout now.

[Julian]

You would always get knocked out at BBQs across the street. That's never gonna change. But I did not know Dave and Busters was in that bad of shape.

[Damaris]

I knew it was terrifying. Boz used to be security over there, and he told Buster at the damn buses in Times Square.

[Rory]

Boss, you gave me security at Dave and Buster?

[Damaris]

He told me some wild stories from his time there. Yeah.

[Rory]

That's sick.

[Julian]

Another very unfortunate thing happened this weekend. I found out that Only Fans girls are not to be trusted.

[Rory]

No. Lon just gave us the breakdown on taxes. Yes.

[Julian]

Actually, if you want some Only fans tax expert advice on our Patreon right now, our. Our business manager, Lon. We did a cool, cool financial series that we're going to continue.

[Rory]

Yeah. Help y'all get your money, right.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Julian]

I don't know how to pitch it. Well, it's just, you know, just give a.

[Rory]

Give y'all some game on how to get your money. Right. How to. What you should do if you have money, what you should do as far as budgeting your money and just having some fun conversations around, you know, growing up in the Bronx, being broke, not trying to figure out how our parents were able to survive on $3,000 a month. Crazy. And. Yeah. And try to apply it to today's times with so much financial strain on so many people, even though, you know, we're in a different era, we're making more money. Yeah. It is haram. I didn't even mean it.

[Julian]

I'm sorry.

[Rory]

It's still fun to have those conversations about finances. So. Yeah.

[Julian]

Kai should have watched that before sending $10,000 to only fans girl with his address.

[Rory]

Yeah, that's. I mean, Kai, listen, this goes back to a very simple thing.

[Julian]

All made mistakes with women is young and now you're the.

[Rory]

If I had as much money as Kai Kai when I was his age, the that I would have been doing is wait. They would have had to say somebody over to help. Help me.

[Julian]

Kai's an angel compared to what I.

[Rory]

He's a saint compared to what I would have been doing.

[Julian]

I did respect though.

[Rory]

All right.

[Julian]

For those that don't know, an Only Fans girl leaked a bunch of text messages between and photos and photos and video of her. I agree. That's really some corny. That should be.

[Rory]

Lock her up.

[Julian]

He did say he's going to sue her, which I.

[Rory]

No, that ain't enough. Put her in the jail.

[Julian]

I did respond.

[Rory]

It's good to put these girls in jails and let them tracks slip out and can't get no makeup let you know. See what you're paying for. This is what you're really paying for.

[Mal]

I think it's illegal to post somebody while they're asleep.

[Julian]

It should be.

[Damaris]

And she also should.

[Mal]

I agree.

[Rory]

She posted a lot of his information though.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Julian]

She's address.

[Mal]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Rory]

Yeah. Lock up.

[Mal]

I thought she blocked out the address. She blocked.

[Rory]

No.

[Julian]

And one of the messages, it was fully there.

[Mal]

Oh, really?

[Julian]

But I think that might have been to a hotel room. And then the other one that she blocked out was his real address. But what I will respect and give Kai a lot of credit being that young and her in like the streaming basement instead of your bedroom. That's. That's an OG move.

[Damaris]

Swag.

[Julian]

Good for him.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

You definitely have to take the. To the bed that you don't sleep in. I did think it was hilarious that he does. He does have a bed in that basement. But I respect that.

[Rory]

I.

[Julian]

She. She stepped over a dollar to get a penny.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Julian]

Her career is over. Who the is gonna trust this girl? I don't understand why escorts expose people. Like, she didn't even try to extort them. She didn't even go the OG horror route.

[Rory]

That's the cloud chasing. I'm. I'm laid up with Kasha, not.

[Julian]

So let me ruin my whole escort.

[Rory]

Career because she thought he was gonna.

[Mal]

Wake up and be like, yeah, somebody who want. Who probably started selling because she doesn't get enough attention. That's probably what.

[Julian]

That's not about her crazy reason to start selling.

[Rory]

Well, a lot of people do it.

[Mal]

A lot of people. She. Why do you think so many women whore? A lot of. A lot of people whore for fun, but a lot of people whore because they don't get attention. And then I might as well be a professional whore and get paid for it. But you're not about. You're not dedicated to the game. You're not about your business. You didn't study the greats. No. You fumble in the bag, make horror, sign NDAs again.

[Julian]

But see, NDA is like for what they don't.

[Mal]

They don't take phones at the door.

[Julian]

True, I'm with that. But like, having someone sign an NDA that doesn't have is pointless. I'm gonna see you for your iPhone, see you for your weave. Like, what is. That's not gonna stop her. She has nothing to lose.

[Rory]

The.

[Julian]

I care about NDA.

[Rory]

I just want Kai to be careful, man. Because this is how. Yeah, you know, this. We laugh and we joking, but this is how you can have a woman like this at your house, and then she sends your address to some. Somebody who thinks that. Oh, that's the popular streamer. He probably got 10 million sitting in cash in the basement. And then they want to run up in there and hurt Kai and do something stupid. So you got to be careful, man. Be very careful with these women.

[Julian]

And, like, the game is just backwards now. Isn't this the reason you pay for pussy? For, like, secrecy?

[Rory]

No.

[Julian]

Isn't that the point of whores? I thought to leave and to be quiet.

[Rory]

Yeah, well, I never subscribed to that game, so I don't know.

[Julian]

Neither have I, but I just don't.

[Rory]

Well, this is why I didn't subscribe to that game. This. This right here, this reason right here is why you never subscribe to paying some random. Because you don't know this woman.

[Mal]

No.

[Rory]

You don't know what she's capable of. You don't know, like, her intentions. You don't know, like, you know who she's connected to, but you're just gonna pay her some money to lay down, have sex with her, and then get out. Okay, now she knows where you live and then why. That's another. Did she admit to a crime?

[Julian]

She showed that there was a transaction. She's a prostitute. Is that legal in Georgia?

[Rory]

I mean, she's not standing on a corner selling pussy. That's illegal. But if you go to somebody's house and fuck them and they send you some money for it, I don't think that's illegal. You just can't be on the corner trying to, like, flash, just be like, yo, hey. Yeah, like me. That's illegal. But if a girl is on Instagram and a guy sees it, like, hey, come to my house. I'll give you 5,000 a. Okay, that's not illegal.

[Julian]

Yeah, I mean, all right. Is the club.

[Rory]

That's illegal.

[Julian]

Yes.

[Rory]

Where's that illegal at?

[Mal]

That's pro. That's still prostitution.

[Rory]

No, it's not. If a girl has an Instagram account. I'm not saying. She's on this saying, hey, hit me right now. It's a sale on the. For 39.99. You can get this ass. No, she's got a regular Instagram account, and I heard she sells, and I DM her. That's not. How's that illegal? That's not illegal.

[Julian]

I mean, similar to what Laurian was telling us about expenses with your taxes, I Guess you could just say, like, I'm not paying her for. I'm just, you know, paying her for her service of, well, friendship.

[Damaris]

Yeah, the. The general. The definition is prostitution involves engaging, agreeing, or offering to exchange in sexual conduct with a person in return for a fee.

[Julian]

Oh, yeah. So she's just told herself prostitution. Yeah. So what's the difference between the corner and the club? Those girls are in the club.

[Rory]

She's a stylist. She went over there to help him, like, organize his closet. It.

[Damaris]

Well, with all the information available now.

[Julian]

No, no, she straight up said, yo, I'm a. He paid me to have sex.

[Rory]

Sn. I don't with it.

[Damaris]

Oh, he's suing her.

[Julian]

As you should. I don't know if he'll win, but. Because I don't know the laws of this, but I hope he wins.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

He said you took a picture of me without my consent. Naked. Revenge porn. That's. That's revenge porn. You're threatening to. I know, but it's still a crime. I'm not messed up, though. That's all I'm saying. I'm not messy. What?

[Mal]

I'm not messed up.

[Rory]

I'm not messed up. It's still a crime, though. I know, but you'll get in trouble. It's coming from you. You're the source. Text messages. You have admit it. You have admitted. Yeah, bro, it makes no sense. And this is the guy that we trust to have all of this money. And look at the sentences.

[Damaris]

Let the lawyers take care of this. He shouldn't have any more comments on this.

[Julian]

I'm just like, where is his.

[Mal]

Because he should have never even addressed this.

[Rory]

See, the problem is, when you got more money than your big homie, you don't listen to your big homie. That's the problem. A lot of these young people, that is true. They don't listen to the big homie. Because I got more money than my big homie. I'm listening to them for. This is why you listen to your big homie. Because you don't know everything.

[Mal]

Or a lawyer. Let your big homie be a lawyer. You shouldn't have said. Said anything about any of this.

[Julian]

I was shocked.

[Rory]

He need to have somebody around him that if he wants women, right, we'll.

[Mal]

Get them for him.

[Rory]

I'll get the women for you. Don't worry about that.

[Damaris]

Damn.

[Rory]

He's gonna vet all of these women. We know who we bringing in here. No phones allowed. Yeah, it gotta go down like that. He's one of them.

[Damaris]

He sent five grand on a Wednesday at 12:30pm I mean we've all.

[Julian]

We've all been horny at that time.

[Rory]

A little five pack. You know what I'm saying?

[Damaris]

12:30 on PM on a Wednesday.

[Rory]

That's what it was.

[Damaris]

The next one makes sense. 11-10-12 is your recording is where I watch.

[Julian]

Like I don't know if he was horny at noon on a Wednesday. Yeah, it happens.

[Rory]

Problem. Probably just woke up.

[Mal]

That's actually the best time to be horny. Keep it real.

[Damaris]

Yeah, the pussy off the wake up is pretty nice. I'm not mad at that.

[Julian]

Yeah, but this is streams at night. Like that's probably his. His time.

[Rory]

That's true.

[Damaris]

He probably has like, you know, like truck driving hours. Like he's like not.

[Julian]

He does.

[Damaris]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Julian]

And he's a hard worker, you know.

[Mal]

Where's the.

[Rory]

Kai.

[Julian]

Kai.

[Mal]

Be. Just be careful.

[Rory]

Please be careful, Kai. Or not.

[Mal]

Also, you're young. Young. You know how many young girls want to you for free? That's your age. And like they just.

[Rory]

Yeah, but them young girls don't know how to. Everybody wanted a nasty. A grown. She'll come in there, lick his ass.

[Julian]

But the grown are not supposed to do this.

[Rory]

They're not. But she's.

[Julian]

This is like young horse.

[Rory]

Well, this young lady, you could tell she's not. She wasn't cum laude. She wasn't mad.

[Damaris]

Just come.

[Rory]

Yeah, she's just come loud.

[Damaris]

Come loudly.

[Rory]

Come loudly. But yeah. Kyle, be careful, man. Cause I don't want to open my phone and read some and tied you up and got you somewhere, man. Because I ain't gonna believe it. I'm like, this is another skit.

[Mal]

Yeah, nobody gonna be looking.

[Rory]

He playing again. Yeah, we ain't coming to look for your ass, Kyle. Keep playing.

[Julian]

You're just gonna lol. Yeah, you'll be the back of a.

[Rory]

Van behind the Linux malls.

[Julian]

Listen, man, especially in Atlanta. It's a scary city, but yeah. Voicemails.

[Rory]

You've got mail.

[Damaris]

Yes.

[Julian]

Okay, who wants to have terrible advice from us?

[Damaris]

This is a familiar voice.

[Mal]

Hey, what's up? This is Taylor.

[Julian]

Hey, you guys.

[Mal]

A voicemail request not too long ago, but upon my Patreon binge, I realized y'all already spoke upon spoke on that topic. So scratch that eight. And if y'all want to know listeners out there subscribe to the Patreon. So you know what I'm talking about.

[Damaris]

Thank you too.

[Mal]

But what I will take from my little voicemail that I sent Damaris, I am also 10 minutes away from Prudential. You gotta let me take you out for a drink or something, man.

[Damaris]

Huh?

[Rory]

Taylor gonna spank them kizzies. She gonna smash them cakes. Taylor says she 10 minutes from the set, yo.

[Julian]

You gotta respect the shoot, yo. Shooters are always going to shoot, yo.

[Rory]

I don't want to hear, yo. She live too far. She 10 minutes, baby D. She could be there in 12.

[Julian]

She'll have that pot boiling in no time.

[Rory]

By the time y get back. She put the dildo on the pot. She put the dildo on the crock pot. Keep it on low all day, slow. Cook it slow. Boil that se.

[Julian]

When you guys walk in, taking the.

[Rory]

Dildo off the crock pot for eight hours. Yeah, Slow ball in the.

[Julian]

Slow ball literally coming off the bone.

[Rory]

Yeah, it falls right off the bone. It's like oxtail. Oh, my God. What's up, Taylor? But, Joe, listen. Taylor been trying to get a date for about three years.

[Damaris]

You owe her one at this point.

[Rory]

What's just a date, Baby D?

[Damaris]

Just a day drink.

[Rory]

Not even a drink. Just go get some lunch or something, you know, we'll come to.

[Damaris]

With the cameras.

[Rory]

Yeah, like, put your AirPod in and put your hair over your ear and just let me talk to you the whole time. Ask Taylor. Ask her this, and then you just give her a game and then let us, like, you know, talk about it.

[Julian]

I think this might be the first person Damaris is, like, intimidated by.

[Rory]

They always claim bisexual to a gay girl. Step to him. Y'all always claim me. I'm bi, y'all. With girls, y'all. Until one step to them with the business, and it's like, nah, I'm cool.

[Mal]

I don't date aggressive women. I am an aggressive woman. Taylor gonna be like, you've been over. I'm like, you've been over. Like, no.

[Rory]

So then y'all both, like, two bulls prize fighters.

[Julian]

Sounds like Hagler, Hearns, Ali, Frazier at the Prudential Center.

[Rory]

This is the Rumble in the Jungle.

[Julian]

Kendrick, Drake, let me tell you, y'all.

[Rory]

Step aside for 10 minutes.

[Julian]

Let us handle this.

[Rory]

Let us get to the bottom of this beef right here. Like, y'all step aside. Y'all go chill. Baby D and tail on the undercard. Like, let's get to that. Let's talk to that type of.

[Julian]

I feel like y'all would do damage at, like, a swingers resort, the two of y'all.

[Damaris]

Ooh, that two man game.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Yeah. Well, we still have a lot more to go. This voicemail. Embarrassed to acknowledge that.

[Mal]

Okay, great.

[Rory]

Oh, Taylor not finished. My bad.

[Julian]

She's never finished. No. Funny.

[Mal]

I'm supposed. I just want to kick it with you.

[Damaris]

She said that. But in the.

[Rory]

The.

[Damaris]

She left two voicemails. In the first version of this, she said, I'm spoken for unless you don't want me to be.

[Rory]

Oh. So she let me know. She'll put that thing to the side for you, see?

[Mal]

Or she'll bring that to a cheater. How can I trust you this aggressive? If I could snatch you from your. Then a could snatch you from me. I doubt it. But, you know.

[Julian]

But you're like. You're her twin flame. Like.

[Rory]

Yeah, I ain't going.

[Julian]

You're the end all be all.

[Rory]

Sorry.

[Mal]

I'm a slap. The twin flame.

[Rory]

I ain't gonna lie. I kind of see. I see a little.

[Damaris]

The flame off his head.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

I saw the chemistry on stage in person, the marriage.

[Rory]

She was a little nervous.

[Julian]

I've never seen her flustered before in my entire life.

[Rory]

She keep. I ain't gonna lie.

[Mal]

I had. I had a date there.

[Damaris]

She did have you shook.

[Rory]

A date where?

[Mal]

I had a date.

[Julian]

You handle 50 mozzarella sticks better than you had Taylor on stage.

[Rory]

Oh, you had a date at the live show.

[Mal]

At the live show that Taylor was at that. Taylor, you know.

[Rory]

Oh. So you couldn't get too crazy. You had to respect the date that was an audience. I mean, he probably would have been down.

[Mal]

He'll shoot you if he heard you.

[Rory]

Why?

[Julian]

Taylor's a pretty girl.

[Rory]

Yeah, she is.

[Mal]

She's beautiful.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Taylor probably could suck. She probably could take a. She could suck the meat right off the oxtail. Like, you need that in the room for something that's useful. Either you useless or you useful. I think that's useful. That's just how I'm thinking about it. But it is what it is.

[Julian]

No, that's profound.

[Rory]

Right?

[Damaris]

There's more.

[Mal]

Can we let you.

[Rory]

She's not finished yet.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Oh, shit. I thought it was over. My bad.

[Damaris]

There you go.

[Mal]

But anyway, what if. So let me see.

[Rory]

Okay.

[Mal]

So what if you can get 2.5 mil a year for not having sex? Like, you cannot have sex for a year, entire year. Every year you go without having sex. Sex, you get 2.5 million. And it's not prorated. You can't just stop midway and it has to be consecutive years. Like, you can't, like, jump back in the game and then, like, you know, pull out.

[Julian]

No.

[Mal]

No funny shit.

[Julian]

We know Taylor don't pull out for consecutively.

[Mal]

How many Years. Can you go without sex? Maybe you can get, like, a little handy, like, on your birthday. Like, that's the only treat.

[Julian]

All right, I like the stipulation there.

[Mal]

How long are you going to get that bread?

[Rory]

Let me know.

[Julian]

Wait, can. I have to go.

[Damaris]

So can. She's saying you two. Every. It's consecutive years. Every consecutive year you go without having sex, you get two and a half mil. But if you. In one year, that's it, you're done.

[Rory]

So I have to go two years to get two and a half mil?

[Damaris]

No, one year per year, you get two and a half mil.

[Rory]

So if I don't in 2024. But I. 20, 25, do I get to 2.5?

[Julian]

Yeah, but. Yes, then.

[Damaris]

But then it's over.

[Julian]

They're done. Yes.

[Damaris]

You can't. You're not eligible to get 5.

[Rory]

I can't jump back into the.

[Mal]

Into the pool. I can do 2.5. I would take the 2.5.

[Damaris]

Well, you at the 0.5. You might as well just go for three because you don't get any money.

[Mal]

No, whatever. I could do that. Just. I would get 2.5 million because I could do a year.

[Damaris]

I thought you were saying two and a half.

[Rory]

If I'm able to. If I'm able to. If I'm able to masturbate, I could do one year.

[Mal]

Yeah, I could definitely do a year.

[Julian]

For me, but if I can masturbate.

[Damaris]

I got two this headcount.

[Julian]

I got two years in me, and I might after that two years be like. I could probably go for a third.

[Damaris]

Just headcount.

[Mal]

You're in a relationship, though, Rory, so you won't.

[Rory]

I mean, I could do it, but I would have to go commit a crime, so I get locked up.

[Julian]

That's a good. Yeah, that's a good point.

[Rory]

Like, I would go commit a crime. Give me, like, six years. I don't know. I'll go do six years if I know I'm coming out.

[Mal]

I could get something that's just gonna land you a year, like, get a cute little gun charge, like, you know.

[Rory]

But I could do a year out here in the free world and not have sex for 2.5 million.

[Mal]

Oh, okay.

[Rory]

I'm gonna get more than 2.5. The only way I'm getting to that more than 2.5 is if I'm locked up. I can't be in the free world and not have no sex for more than a year.

[Julian]

We'd make free mall shirts. You'd be able to take them off I'm trying to stay in here.

[Rory]

Yeah, yeah. Nah, I did it. I'll tell you. I did it. Run that number up, though. Like, let me know where we at.

[Damaris]

That.

[Rory]

Yeah, I could do. I could do. Give me some time in prison. I'll definitely do that.

[Julian]

Like a nice. Like, tax evasion crime or some embezzling. So you can put me in there.

[Rory]

Put me in the federal system.

[Julian]

Yeah, one of those that has tennis courts.

[Rory]

And let me get. You know me.

[Julian]

Put me with the dude from Jersey shore.

[Rory]

I'll study law while I'm in there. I'll do that whole thing. I'll come out and just be a whole different person.

[Julian]

You know, rehab is probably the best.

[Damaris]

Good angle.

[Rory]

Yeah, but. But there's women in rehab places, though, that you're toxic.

[Damaris]

You can go to all men rehab.

[Rory]

Who the.

[Julian]

That was the. Y'all just gonna let her say what she said? Said she'd probably fall in love in rehab. And I believe her.

[Damaris]

That's a fact.

[Rory]

Damn.

[Julian]

That's what you need to talk to.

[Rory]

A therapist about that Damn, baby D.

[Damaris]

You say that's like 101. The last thing.

[Julian]

I'll get a coke problem for you.

[Rory]

If you want to develop a coke.

[Mal]

Habit for you, it gotta be alcohol rehab, though. I don't like men who do drugs.

[Damaris]

Damn.

[Rory]

Alcohol might be worse than a. That sniff.

[Mal]

It is worse alcohol.

[Rory]

Have you ever seen a worse.

[Mal]

No, it definitely is. I just don't like the way men on drug. I don't like hyper men. I like men because they can't get it up. You trying to a. On a perk. Oh, Jesus.

[Rory]

You through a project staircase wall on the perk. He can't feel nothing. He in there just pounding and drilling like, slow down. My head ain't going nowhere.

[Julian]

That's how you. That's how you get a charge. You go to jail after that. Get your 2.5.

[Rory]

You going crazy off the perk. 30. Chill little perk 30? Yeah, you know, hallway going crazy.

[Julian]

£75 on a perk 30.

[Rory]

That nigga fucking. Or he fighting. What are you doing in there like. Like she in there begging for him to stop. Like, yo, you ain't gonna slow grind her at all. Like, it's just straight drill.

[Julian]

Do you know I'm here?

[Rory]

Like, did you kiss her at least? Jesus Christ.

[Damaris]

Wait, mall. So you're saying you don't. You don't think you could go a year unless you're locked up?

[Rory]

Or I could do a year out. I could do a year, but I want more. Than 2.5.

[Julian]

I could do two.

[Damaris]

I don't know if I.

[Rory]

You can't do two years without sex. I'm not rolling. No man could do two years unless he's imprisoned in the free world. No man is doing two years without sex.

[Damaris]

I'd like, go. I'd have to go on a retreat. I'd treat it like.

[Rory]

I don't care where you go.

[Damaris]

I'm just.

[Rory]

If you're at a retreat and it's women at that retreat, too.

[Damaris]

No, no, I mean, like, in the alone. Like, ISO.

[Rory]

Like off the grid.

[Damaris]

For off the grid.

[Mal]

You're gonna do that. Is that even worth 2.5? After the first 2.5, I'm being there.

[Rory]

With my cousins, the home. We're gonna be playing ball. We're gonna be watching the games. Send me the prison dog. Don't take me off the grid and put me in a mountain and make me eat berries and leave.

[Mal]

I'll send you pictures of bad more for you to hang on your wall.

[Julian]

You definitely something in Albany after two months.

[Rory]

All right, if I go to prison, can I have an iPad?

[Julian]

I mean, it comes with a tablet.

[Damaris]

Still be.

[Rory]

I got to be able to see. I got to be able to see Jada Stevens in them. I got to still. Come on, man.

[Julian]

She'll probably visit you in jail.

[Rory]

Yeah, no, I'm gonna lose the money.

[Damaris]

Lose the money.

[Rory]

Yeah. Don't come see me. Like, damn, I'm just locked up.

[Julian]

You're not gonna get those conjugal visits. You're not.

[Rory]

No, don't come see me. Don't come see me.

[Julian]

I really think I could do two years for five mil.

[Rory]

No way. No. What's the.

[Julian]

I could beat off.

[Damaris]

What's the longest you guys have gone without sex?

[Julian]

14 years.

[Damaris]

Yeah, well, as an adult, I don't know.

[Rory]

I did. I did a year. I did maybe a little over a year. One time, I made my gay. 13, 14 months.

[Damaris]

He got no money for it.

[Rory]

I did a little over a year one time.

[Julian]

When you try to find yourself, Joshua?

[Rory]

Nah, I just did. I did a year. No pussy. I did that before. Why? I don't know why. I think I just looked up, and one time, I was at, like, six, seven months. I was like, fuck it. I'm just trying to do a year. It was just like a mind thing. I need to see if I could do a year.

[Damaris]

I would have had the opposite reaction. I was like, damn, I need to get some pussy.

[Rory]

But you talking like, what a loser. No, but I never had a Problem getting pussy. I just was like, I looked up one day and I was like, damn, I ain't fucked in like six, seven months.

[Mal]

I feel you. Because then it's like, let me see if I go a year.

[Rory]

Let me just see if I can go a year. It was a challenge. Let me. So I know I could do a year. 100. But two years? No. Hell no.

[Mal]

I think six months.

[Julian]

I'm not going to tax in this 5 million.

[Rory]

They better not tax my phone.

[Damaris]

No, we'll say it's untaxed, clean.

[Julian]

Oh, yeah. I'm doing two years.

[Damaris]

Really?

[Julian]

Five mil liquid? Yeah.

[Rory]

No way. No way.

[Julian]

Then I'm gonna buy mad with Kai after that. I'm gonna go crazy on that third year.

[Rory]

Yeah, you're gonna blow one, you're gonna blow a meal on some.

[Julian]

I got four left.

[Rory]

Yeah, that's true.

[Mal]

Or you could just invest the 2.5, like, LLC.

[Julian]

Twitter told me to.

[Mal]

It's like, still.

[Damaris]

That's true. You can make that two and a half.

[Julian]

Listen, I made, I've made a lot of money, Stretch, you give me 5 mil liquid, untaxed, I'm making that stretch. I'm buying all the cheap.

[Damaris]

Yeah, I, I, yeah, a year is tough. I'd have to, I'd have to leave New York.

[Rory]

It's not that tough. You, I'm gonna tell you what you have to do, though. You have to become super busy with, like, work and like that, like.

[Julian]

Or just get married.

[Rory]

You have to find. That's crazy. But just fine. You gotta find. You gotta find something to really not get. You could get 20 million, but you gotta definitely find to, like, just keep you super busy throughout the day.

[Damaris]

She did. Well, add the stipulation of maybe for your birthday you can get a little handy or, like, you get some work.

[Rory]

So if I could masturbate, I could definitely do a year in the free world. Not past that, though. Not past that. No way. I'm not going two summers with no not happening. All right.

[Julian]

I hate to bring the kid thing into this, but there's time, like, with postpartum and everything, like, you're gonna go without for a while. I could do a year standing on my head.

[Rory]

Okay, two. I'm asking you. Yeah, no, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's not happening, bro.

[Julian]

All right. Can I prep for the year before? Like, I know.

[Rory]

How do you Prep?

[Julian]

Let's say 2025 and 2026. Just try to get Irish twins. Like, just keep, you know, banging them out.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

And then I have a bunch of kids to distract me for those two years to not think about sex. Rel's with me.

[Rory]

I don't, I don't think that. I don't think it's gonna work. Yeah. Not advised. Not advised. I don't think that's gonna work. Just lock me up, man. I'll catch a little, little five year bit.

[Damaris]

Doing that is crazy. Like, you wouldn't just, like, do the Wyoming route like when Kanye was in that bag.

[Julian]

You don't need to go to jail.

[Damaris]

You don't need to go to jail. You can literally go somewhere in the dolo.

[Rory]

I know. Me. You send me to Wyoming. The first time I go to that supermarket and go get some groceries and there's somebody in there that look halfway decent, I'm on them.

[Julian]

You know, It'd be really easy for Julian. A good strategy, moving to a black neighborhood.

[Damaris]

Oh, yeah, I can move to Atlanta.

[Julian]

You wouldn't fuck for years.

[Damaris]

I can hang with Kai.

[Rory]

You gonna get something else living in Atlanta. Nobody want that. Nobody don't want that. You go to jail. Trust me on that. Same thing. In jail. You ain't in jail. Well, then I don't know. Listen. Hey, hey. You know, a little J and jade. No. I don't know what you'd be doing in your free time, brother.

[Damaris]

You think I go to jail and have sex with men in my free time? Is that.

[Rory]

You just said I don't know what you'll be doing in jail.

[Damaris]

You think that's. I've never been to jail.

[Julian]

I could bench press and stuff.

[Mal]

I've never been. Yeah, I've never been.

[Rory]

I feel like I'm gonna just run some laps. Work out.

[Julian]

Like, I don't really. I don't need to that.

[Rory]

Dude. Bro. Yeah, I don't need.

[Julian]

I'll just go to chow, sir.

[Rory]

I don't need that. I'm going to work out. Yeah. Yeah. I don't need that. That's not what I do, sir.

[Julian]

Like, are they playing dominoes? All right, I'm just gonna do that.

[Rory]

Yeah. Where y'all playing spades at over there? All right, cool, cool.

[Julian]

I think I'm. I think I should do that. Blow some steam off.

[Rory]

Oh, man. But I'm hope that you and Taylor one day can go on a date just so we can just hear about it. I think y'all would have fun, but.

[Mal]

I, I. Taylor, I'll be your driver. We can link up. My driver.

[Julian]

I will be the driver for your day.

[Rory]

Would you wear a suit?

[Julian]

Absolutely. I put the hat and everything.

[Damaris]

That would Be a lot of fun.

[Julian]

I just got to move the car seat.

[Rory]

Hold on, let me get this out of the way.

[Mal]

DM me if you live in.

[Julian]

We got GoPros here, right?

[Rory]

Yeah, yeah.

[Julian]

I throw a GoPro right. Right in the mozzie.

[Damaris]

Like the dash cam.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Remember? What was that late night show? Confession. Yes.

[Rory]

One of the greatest shows up.

[Damaris]

Get them. Get them up and just drive around the block.

[Julian]

Yeah, I'll be the designated driver. I won't speak because I'll be on the clock.

[Rory]

Like, yeah.

[Julian]

Keep it just open doors.

[Damaris]

Fight car.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Just a fly on the wall.

[Rory]

You guys. You guys.

[Julian]

You guys can get the Bluetooth. I'll have mints, waters.

[Rory]

Oh, that's a good ride right there.

[Damaris]

Boiling pot.

[Rory]

Yeah. Crock pot in the back in case you need to get dinner in your backseat, gangster.

[Damaris]

You gotta lay something down.

[Rory]

Imagine.

[Julian]

Sorry, H.R.

[Rory]

Imagine.

[Julian]

Yeah, y'all definitely imagine.

[Rory]

You drive a tailor to marriage around on a date, and they start in your backseat, man. I was like, you know, she wear.

[Mal]

The strap everywhere, too, so having strap.

[Julian]

Under the jeans is so crazy. Like, you can see her there.

[Mal]

Dildo print don't get soft like real dicks do. Like, it's hard the whole time.

[Rory]

Yeah. And you can't go out on 9 inches soft. You can't go out on a date with a girl without it because what if she want to the first night? What? You said 9 inches, so.

[Julian]

Still the funniest thing ever to me. What episode was that from?

[Mal]

You said it was seven.

[Rory]

Seven soft. The seven. So backing out the seven soft. Fam, you. Your girl gone, dog. She ain't coming back.

[Damaris]

Still said he never saw the Drake League, which I don't believe him.

[Julian]

But you show it to me.

[Rory]

I. So you can say we're not doing. So you can say, I have not seen it here.

[Julian]

Show it to me.

[Rory]

No, no, no. If it'll make you feel better, your free time. I'm not watching that.

[Julian]

Yo, think Kendrick has any bars that.

[Rory]

I hope not.

[Julian]

You look at you, he's definitely gonna accuse him of leaking.

[Mal]

Like, you look at your boy. Your man's different.

[Rory]

You looking at me? So I'm assuming you asking me that question. Don't ever ask me no like that. If I look at my man different, if I know he got a big. Yo, what you. What's up with you, yo?

[Mal]

No, I don't mean.

[Rory]

We were just talking about lyrics. Like, why? What are we talking about?

[Julian]

I never treat him all different ones. I found out.

[Rory]

Yo, what's up with you?

[Julian]

Man, he's still just a person to me. I don't chant you.

[Damaris]

Many people said, my eyes are up here already.

[Rory]

Y'all are sick, man. See, this is why they need to lock y up for that 2.5 word.

[Julian]

Okay, so Taylor Damaris has agreed. I will be the driver. I will wear a suit that's fire. Can we keep it in Jersey? That'd be helpful, yeah.

[Mal]

Well, we both live in Jersey, so why would we go to New York?

[Rory]

That's true.

[Mal]

All three of us live in Jersey.

[Damaris]

What shows coming to the Prudential Center? Well, who can you guys see there?

[Julian]

Well, no, because I don't have to sit outside in the car for a really long time.

[Rory]

Just take them to a restaurant.

[Mal]

Don't act like you don't love doing that anyway.

[Julian]

That is true. You know, Rel can probably attest to this. I fully understand now why, like, dads sit in the driveway for, like, 15, 20 minutes before they walk inside. I fully understand it now.

[Mal]

Moms do it.

[Rory]

You gotta release. You gotta. You know. All right, get that.

[Mal]

Or, like, the toilet. The toilet or the. Or the car.

[Julian]

But no, I'll get myself an iPad like the other drivers and that. Sit outside, like.

[Rory]

Yeah, you'll find some time.

[Julian]

Watch a series. Watch mash.

[Rory]

Yeah, whatever.

[Julian]

They watch mash.

[Rory]

Oh, man, that'll be fun.

[Damaris]

Big week in Hip hop moments.

[Rory]

Big weekend hip hop. More to come. I think we're just getting started.

[Julian]

Does Taylor have to pay since she invited, like, I don't know how the gay thing works. Who pays?

[Mal]

Well, I'm femme, so she has to pay. I'm not paying.

[Julian]

Got you.

[Mal]

I'm not paying for anything ever.

[Damaris]

Taylor out bulls you.

[Julian]

Yeah, I guess we answered that when you said you guys were both.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Julian]

You would be the bottom. Is there bottoms in lesbians?

[Rory]

Of course. Yeah.

[Mal]

Like, the bottom of the.

[Julian]

They both don't want to get flaking.

[Damaris]

I'll say. Like, whose lips are on the bottom if you're scissoring?

[Rory]

I don't think. Well, I don't know, Damaris.

[Damaris]

I was talking to a girl last week, and she said she. She's bisexual, and she says it. A girl. She was. She didn't. She was like. I didn't know what to expect. I never done it before. She said. She said it was a great time.

[Julian]

I've never seen girl scissor in person.

[Damaris]

She's like, I didn't think it was real. And then she did it.

[Julian]

Like, I need to add that to it.

[Damaris]

I thought it was interesting.

[Mal]

You never seen it in real life. No, it's not.

[Julian]

I never, like, mentioned it in a threesome. Like, you guys should scissor.

[Mal]

You want to be involved.

[Julian]

Should I just do this?

[Damaris]

Look like a crap you just put on?

[Rory]

No, just put on Edward Scissorhands and turn it up real loud.

[Julian]

Turn it up real loud. Hide the remote.

[Rory]

Hide the remote. Yo, turn on Edward Scissor head and turn it all the way up. Surround sound. And then hide the remote with two lesbians. Give them a hint.

[Julian]

Making an adventure. What journey are we doing today, girls?

[Rory]

Tiny depth. Some of his greatest work.

[Julian]

Ladies. I see a hint on the TV. I hate you sitting there with two 40s taped together.

[Damaris]

You just. You just pull up like this, bro.

[Julian]

Yo, put no evidence with my little eye.

[Rory]

Turning it all the way up and hiding the remote.

[Damaris]

Except the fingers are just boiled dildos.

[Rory]

Yo, chill, man. Chill. Chill, man. How much time we at, man? I'm trying to get out of here.

[Damaris]

Oh, man, we're. We're good.

[Rory]

Oh, all right, man.

[Julian]

Everyone have a wonderful evening. Yo, hopefully, by the time you're hearing this, Kendrick did put out a reply.

[Rory]

Hopefully he did. You're hearing. This is Tuesday. Kendrick probably responded by now.

[Julian]

Wednesday, YouTube.

[Rory]

We already talking about it on our Discord. Subscribe to our patreon now, newroarial mall.com, and we'll talk to you in a couple days.

[Julian]

Man, what if you don't put it on the TV and just dress like that? Cosplay you. You two know what to do.

[Rory]

You all know what it is. Yeah. You all know what this is.

[Julian]

Undress me.

[Rory]

Yeah. Stop fucking playing. It's Scissorhands. Let's get to it. I will talk to you soon. Be safe, Be blessed. I'm that nigga. He's just ginger. Peace, no worry. And mouth.