Podcast Summary: New Rory & MAL – Episode 272 | Million Slut March
Release Date: May 28, 2024
Hosts: Rory, Mall, Damaris, and Julian
Duration: Approximately 1 hour 57 minutes
I. Political Commentary: Trump Rally in the Bronx
The episode opens with a lively discussion about a recent Trump rally held in the Bronx, highlighting the unexpected appearance of local artists Chef G and Sleepy Hollow on stage alongside President Trump.
- Mall: "Shout out to Chef G and Sleepy Hollow. That's a big look for them." [03:00]
The hosts debate the implications of artists supporting Trump, questioning whether such endorsements positively or negatively impact their careers.
- Rory: "Every artist that supported Trump publicly has not helped their career." [10:34]
- Damaris: "All the people that support Trump are not going on Spotify now." [11:18]
They delve into the authenticity of the rally's attendance numbers, expressing skepticism about the reported crowd sizes and permit allowances.
- Rory: "Tomorrow's point. We are inching closer." [06:31]
- Mall: "He showed me a picture, but it's a fake picture." [12:05]
II. Live Show Experience: Meeting Terrace Martin and James Fauntleroy
Transitioning from politics to music, the hosts recount their experiences attending Terrace Martin and James Fauntleroy's performances at the Blue Note in New York City. They share anecdotes from the green room, including interactions with the artists.
- Damaris: "It was incredible... seeing James perform was like some unicorn." [20:23]
- Mall: "How awesome it was to meet Terry Martin and James Fauntleroy." [16:46]
Damaris describes a moment where she impulsively shouted "cocaine 80s" during the show, reflecting on the pressures of meeting idols.
- Damaris: "I lost sleep over yelling 'cocaine 80s' at the show." [25:44]
III. Music Industry Debates: Michael Jackson vs. Prince & Drake's Influence
A substantial portion of the episode is dedicated to debating the musical legacies of Michael Jackson and Prince. The hosts analyze Quincy Jones's influence and the seamless integration of Quincy’s contributions across various artists.
- Rory: "Mike just makes better music, but Prince is a better artist." [36:00]
- Damaris: "Mike's career looks like AI. This shouldn't even be real." [37:03]
The conversation shifts to modern artists, focusing on Drake, Cole, and 21 Savage. They discuss Drake's role in elevating 21 Savage's career and the subsequent beef between Drake and Kendrick Lamar.
- Julian: "Metro took and did what I did, but keep doing it over and over." [56:38]
- Damaris: "What he did for Drake did not help him." [59:15]
IV. Pop Culture Topics: South Park’s Ozempic Episode Featuring Lizzo
The hosts react to a new South Park episode that features Lizzo, discussing her portrayal and the show's take on the obesity drug Ozempic.
- Mall: "I think it's cool that Lizzo is comfortable in her skin." [84:35]
- Rory: "She liked it. The episode is great." [84:38]
They praise Lizzo's positive representation and the balance South Park struck in addressing sensitive topics with humor.
V. Listener Voicemails: Cheating Scenarios
Several voicemails from listeners present hypothetical cheating scenarios, prompting the hosts to offer humorous and exaggerated responses.
- Mall: "So I have one associate who found out he was getting cheated on because... she tagged the boyfriend in a sex video on Instagram." [86:53]
- Rory: "Whole day crash out?" [92:57]
These segments are filled with playful banter and absurd solutions to the presented dilemmas.
VI. General Banter and Humor
Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in lighthearted conversations, touching on personal anecdotes, humorous misunderstandings, and playful teasing of one another.
- Rory: "What's the average dick?" [00:04]
- Mall: "Weed smoking never want to make me want to calculate inches of dick." [00:05]
They also discuss their own social lives, relationships, and amusing incidents, maintaining an entertaining and relatable atmosphere.
- Damaris: "I've got five bodies. That's a wild name to put in your phone." [71:58]
- Mall: "Shout out to Kyrie Irving and the Dallas Mavericks." [108:34]
VII. Conclusion and Promotions
As the episode wraps up, the hosts briefly mention upcoming live shows and merchandise, interspersed with their characteristic humor.
- Mall: "Merch is now available at newroyman.com." [117:11]
- Damaris: "We're going to have a Patreon episode dissecting a Quincy Jones interview." [40:19]
They end the episode with well-wishes for Memorial Day and a reminder to their listeners to stay safe.
- Mall: "Happy Memorial Day. Wherever y'all at." [116:53]
Notable Quotes:
- Mall: "Shout out to Chef G and Sleepy Hollow. That's a big look for them." [03:00]
- Rory: "Every artist that supported Trump publicly has not helped their career." [10:34]
- Damaris: "I lost sleep over yelling 'cocaine 80s' at the show." [25:44]
- Rory: "Mike just makes better music, but Prince is a better artist." [36:00]
- Mall: "I think it's cool that Lizzo is comfortable in her skin." [84:35]
Conclusion: Episode 272 of New Rory & MAL presents a blend of political commentary, personal anecdotes, music industry debates, and pop culture discussions, all delivered with the hosts' signature humor and candidness. From analyzing the impact of political endorsements on artists to sharing behind-the-scenes moments from live shows, the episode offers a rich and engaging listen for both regular followers and newcomers alike.