Episode 277 | The Kinsey Scale

Summary

Podcast Summary: New Rory & MAL

Episode: 277 | The Kinsey Scale
Release Date: June 14, 2024
Hosts: Rory & Mal
Produced by: iHeartPodcasts and The Volume

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**1. Tour Announcement and Updates [00:00 - 00:54]

The episode kicks off with Rory and Mal enthusiastically announcing their ongoing tour dates across various cities, including Philadelphia, Detroit, Chicago, London, Toronto, Atlanta, and New York. They highlight the unique aspect of doubling up in London and New York for specific reasons, teasing live performances and guest appearances.

• Mal: “We are back on tour. Tickets are available right now.”
• Rory: “I'm not gay no more. I am delivered. I don't like men no more... I will love a woman.” [00:54]

**2. Personal Anecdote: The Uber Incident [01:32 - 02:57]

Rory shares a personal story about an awkward encounter with an Uber driver where they locked eyes twice in the rearview mirror. The conversation delves into cultural misunderstandings and perceptions of masculinity.

• Rory: “You can't keep. You can't lock eyes with a man in the rearview mirror. Like, twice.” [02:02]
• Julian: “He figured out that you were ma From.” [02:02]

**3. Movie Discussions: Bad Boys and Peaky Blinders [04:13 - 07:00]

The hosts discuss the Bad Boys film series, expressing strong preferences for the second installment over the first and third. They also touch upon the new Joker movie, mentioning Lady Gaga's role and comparing it to the emotional depth of shows like Peaky Blinders.

• Julian: “Bad Boys 2 is the greatest Bad Boys of all.” [10:24]
• Rory: “Peaky Blinders is so well written, so well produced...” [07:22]

4. Social Media and Technology: Instagram Likes & Privacy [07:36 - 33:36]

A substantial portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing the implications of Instagram's ‘likes’ feature and its impact on relationships. The hosts debate the visibility of likes, the potential for misunderstandings, and the evolution of Instagram’s algorithms.

• Damaris: “It's who really who you are what can get you in trouble.” [28:37]
• Mal: “Probably some nasty porn, but you can bookmark that.” [25:20]

5. Parenting Challenges: Mal’s Sleep Training Journey [16:25 - 24:43]

Mal opens up about the struggles of sleep training her 16-month-old daughter, Amara. She describes the emotional turmoil and physical exhaustion faced during this phase, sharing raw and relatable experiences.

• Mal: “I have never felt pain like that ever. Not when relatives died.” [16:46]
• Rory: “I was just about parking. I didn't say driving.” [26:00]

6. Pop Culture and Entertainment: Hot Dog Contests & Final Destination [29:03 - 44:49]

The conversation shifts to popular culture, specifically focusing on hot dog eating contests. They critique Joey Chestnut’s sponsorship changes and anticipate a showdown between Chestnut and Kobayashi on Netflix. Additionally, they briefly discuss the Final Destination movie series, expressing mixed feelings about its portrayal of horror.

• Rory: “Most people place Bad Boys 2 as the best one.” [06:45]
• Damaris: “He was like ‘Oh, look some girls…’” [40:30]
• Mal: “Final Destination made me feel weird because I was young...” [39:37]

7. Sexual Assault Awareness: Michael Rainey Jr. Incident [48:21 - 55:07]

The hosts address a serious topic involving Michael Rainey Jr., an actor from Power, who was sexually assaulted by his sister during a live stream. They discuss the implications, societal reactions, and the importance of addressing sexual assault irrespective of gender.

• Damaris: “They just stream and laugh and then… she grabbed him.” [49:18]
• Rory: “That's why we got to download his podcast.” [47:54]
• Julian: “If you wanna be real, you should talk about it.” [58:07]

8. Personal Relationships and Mental Health [55:30 - 87:09]

Rory shares a poignant story about a friend declaring her estrangement to him shortly before her untimely death. The discussion evolves into broader themes of mental health, emotional expression among men, and the stigma surrounding seeking help.

• Rory: “Stop. Think you're a terrible person.” [91:16]
• Julian: “If that was the best way, y'all wouldn't be killing yourselves.” [91:56]

9. Sexual Orientation and the Kinsey Scale [89:03 - 117:56]

The episode culminates with an in-depth discussion on the Kinsey Scale, exploring the spectrum of sexual orientation. The hosts debate the fluidity of sexuality, societal perceptions, and the scientific basis behind the scale.

• Damaris: “It's a spectrum.” [113:05]
• Mal: “If I've watched porn that had guys in it, I'm a one, right?” [116:37]
• Rory: “Nobody is truly fully heterosexual...” [113:04]

10. Basketball and Current Events [117:56 - 118:55]

Brief segments touch on recent basketball news, including the passing of basketball legends Jerry West and Bill Walton, and the Boston Celtics' performance in the finals.

• Rory: “Shout out to Boston. Jason Tatum, Jalen Brown...” [118:06]
• Damaris: “There was a lot of funny tweets around Jerry.” [118:44]

11. Wrap-Up and Future Topics [119:11 - End]

The episode ends with the hosts teasing future discussions on topics like sexual orientation, mental health, and current events. They acknowledge the sensitive subjects covered and invite listeners to engage further through Patreon.

• Mal: “We can talk about on Patreon.” [88:55]
• Julian: “If I'm done…” [119:35]

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Key Insights and Themes:

• Mental Health Stigma: The hosts emphasize the challenges men face in expressing emotions and seeking help, highlighting societal pressures and the resulting high suicide rates.
• Sexual Orientation Complexity: Through the Kinsey Scale discussion, they shed light on the nuanced and fluid nature of sexual orientation, challenging binary perceptions.
• Parenting Stress: Mal’s candid recount of sleep training underscores the emotional and physical toll of parenting young children.
• Social Media Impact: The analysis of Instagram and Twitter features reveals the deep-seated impact of social media dynamics on personal relationships and self-perception.
• Pop Culture Critique: From movie preferences to hot dog eating contests, the hosts provide a blend of humor and critical thinking on contemporary entertainment.

Notable Quotes:

• Rory: “Nobody is truly fully heterosexual...” [113:04]
• Mal: “I have never felt pain like that ever. Not when relatives died.” [16:46]
• Julian: “If that was the best way, y'all wouldn't be killing yourselves.” [91:56]
• Damaris: “It's a spectrum.” [113:05]
• Rory: “Peaky Blinders is so well written, so well produced...” [07:22]

Conclusion:

Episode 277 of New Rory & MAL delves into a diverse array of topics, blending humor with serious discussions on mental health, sexual orientation, parenting, and pop culture. The hosts’ candidness and diverse perspectives offer listeners a rich and engaging experience, encouraging deeper reflection on societal norms and personal challenges.

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Note: This summary captures the essence of the podcast episode, highlighting key discussions, insights, and notable quotes while maintaining a natural flow for those who haven't listened to the episode.

Transcript

[Rory]

Mall.

[Mal]

We are back on tour. Tickets are available right now. Rory versus Maul, the campaign. It's an election year, and we are outside. What's our first city?

[Rory]

We're in Philadelphia, July 25. Then we're in Detroit August 22, followed by Chicago August 25, then London, September 11 and September 18. We're also in London.

[Mal]

Then we're in Toronto in October 17, Atlanta, November 22, and then we are back home for the holidays. New York, December 13th and 14th. We're doubling up in London and New York for a specific reason. The second dates, which would be London, September 18, New York, December 14. First time ever. My Karma is Beautiful presents Rory Maul and friends.

[Rory]

Looking forward to this one.

[Mal]

Some live performances. We're still gonna pod. Yeah, that'll still happen.

[Rory]

Just have some guests.

[Mal]

We're adding. Adding some more to this. So tickets available now. Newroariemall.com new worry and mouth.

[Rory]

I'm not gay no more. I am delivered. I don't like men no more. I said I like women. Women, women, women. I said women. I'm not gay. I would not date a man. I would not carry a purse. I would not put on makeup. I will, I will love a woman.

[Mal]

Welcome back to a new episode of New Rory and Mall. There it is. That's the cold opening.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[Mal]

This was like a radio show. And we're back from commercial break.

[Rory]

Yo, that. That thing happened to me again today.

[Mal]

What's that?

[Rory]

Last week.

[Mal]

Oh, and you yourself.

[Rory]

You myself.

[Mal]

You thought it was a fart when.

[Rory]

You in the car with all of us in the Uber, and I was in the Uber on the way here, and me and the driver connected eyes in the rearview mirror twice.

[Mal]

Oh, so you went back to see if there was chemistry?

[Rory]

No, like, it just happened twice. And I was just like, all right, I'm about to get out on the.

[Mal]

Highway on the fdr. You just got out?

[Rory]

Yeah, like, you can't keep. You can't lock eyes with a man in the rearview mirror. Like, twice.

[Julian]

He figured out that you were ma From.

[Mal]

Yeah. He was looking back like, yo, is that him?

[Rory]

I think this was this guy's first date in America. It just felt like it. Like, it just felt like it was his first day. First week, maybe.

[Mal]

What gave that away?

[Rory]

Well, he was on the phone the whole time.

[Mal]

Oh, right.

[Rory]

And the language that he was speaking in wasn't New York.

[Damaris]

Wasn't American.

[Rory]

Yeah, it wasn't New York.

[Mal]

You think everyone should speak American.

[Rory]

Yeah. Where are we?

[Mal]

Not even America. If you don't like you get the fuck out.

[Rory]

It's my country. Born American, by God. I'm going to die in America.

[Mal]

I mean, I think that's how it works.

[Rory]

Yeah, pretty much. But it was kind of gay, though, to like guys with a foreign man.

[Julian]

Well, maybe not in his country.

[Rory]

In his country, I would say more likely I'm showing his country.

[Damaris]

Their heads would have gotten chopped off.

[Rory]

I would have been stoned by the time I got out of my the nation.

[Mal]

What I'm learning is that mall sits in the middle seat in Ubers.

[Rory]

How did you learn it?

[Mal]

You continually lock eyes with someone do the rear view.

[Rory]

So you think the only time that percentage. You think the only time you can lock eyes with someone in the rear views, if you're in the middle seat.

[Mal]

I think the highest percentage.

[Rory]

So you can't see the back right side of your seat when you're driving.

[Mal]

You're shooting percentage with looking in.

[Rory]

Seems like his mirror is center.

[Mal]

First of all, I don't use mirrors. What am I?

[Rory]

Amazing?

[Mal]

What am I? A lady?

[Rory]

That explains his parking.

[Mal]

I'm a great Parker.

[Damaris]

I never posted that video. I never. I still have it.

[Rory]

You're a terrible Parker.

[Mal]

I made great that video.

[Damaris]

I'm trying to parallel park. I still have it on my phone.

[Mal]

Okay, set up cones. Set up any scenario.

[Rory]

Whenever they say cones, that's like those dudes that work out, guys that play basketball. Yeah, there's no cone drills like that ain't gonna work when you got Drew Holiday guarding you.

[Mal]

I usually don't care about the false narratives that are put out about me on this podcast. I think they're funny. I'll go with the joke. I am a great, great driver and a great park.

[Rory]

We're gonna park.

[Mal]

I misjudged one thing. The one time Julian had a camera out.

[Rory]

No, but, guys. So can we post that video, show you parking?

[Mal]

Sure.

[Rory]

All right, cool.

[Mal]

I'm secure. I know how to drive.

[Rory]

All right, listen, man, I'm just about parking. I didn't say driving. Driving and parking are two different things. I know a lot of people in LA that can drive, can't park.

[Mal]

I could parallel park in any scenario except.

[Rory]

What scenario would it be? It's just a parallel park.

[Damaris]

Trying to find it.

[Mal]

I don't know. Any. Any scenario you could think of?

[Julian]

Okay, what?

[Mal]

Children running around, old ladies, Anyone around I can eat.

[Rory]

Children running around the car like in circles. You're a parallel park.

[Mal]

Car bombing.

[Rory]

Yeah, yeah, all that. I get it.

[Mal]

So I could parallel park in Tel Aviv, easy.

[Rory]

But Only when Julian is recording.

[Damaris]

Well, we just leveled all the. You got mad room there. Sorry.

[Julian]

Yeah, I want to get on y'all about some shit. Don't be funny. Some things just think it. You don't got to say it all out.

[Rory]

Like what?

[Mal]

Like parallel parking and television.

[Julian]

Parallel parking in Tel Aviv. Actually, television when we're talking about Sandy Hook survivors. Some things just don't need to be.

[Mal]

You're mad at Ice Spice. You're not mad at me?

[Damaris]

I'm really trying to find this video.

[Julian]

What?

[Rory]

Fuck all that. Damaris went to go see Bad Boys 4 after we just had a conversation.

[Julian]

The other day where I told y'all I was going on a date to see Bad Boys 4. And on you one of those.

[Rory]

You as soon as you meet a. You forget about your friends. See you one of those.

[Mal]

Pretty sure you guys are supposed to go together. I think it was a Wednesday date. No, I said I couldn't make it.

[Julian]

That's a lot. You lying. You're lying.

[Mal]

We recorded it.

[Julian]

We did. And I said, hey, I have a date. And y'all. And I said, it's with my friend. Y'all said, oh, it's a new. I said, no, it's a friend. We had this whole.

[Rory]

You didn't say you were going to the movies, though.

[Julian]

I did. I said I was going to see Bad Boys for. Y'all don't listen to me. That's the problem. As the woman on this podcast, y'all don't listen to me.

[Damaris]

Sorry. What'd you say?

[Rory]

Right?

[Mal]

You set that one up?

[Rory]

Yeah. It's okay, though.

[Damaris]

So it was with the burgers and bottles guy?

[Julian]

No.

[Damaris]

Oh, damn.

[Rory]

You got.

[Mal]

What, did he just snitch?

[Damaris]

I don't know. I just. That.

[Rory]

I don't know. Did you just snitch? I don't know.

[Damaris]

No, I didn't.

[Rory]

That means you snitched.

[Damaris]

What she did do is telling herself.

[Rory]

She didn't tell anything.

[Damaris]

I. That reaction tells.

[Rory]

She made a very blanketed statement like, I went to the movies. He didn't say where to do extra details. Yeah, like you started leaving breadcrumbs for.

[Julian]

The kids like nobody asked you.

[Rory]

Yeah. Yeah. That was crazy, Julian. I ain't gonna lie.

[Damaris]

That was the movie.

[Rory]

It was amazing.

[Julian]

The movie was really, really good. I liked it.

[Rory]

Where do you place it in the Bad Boys collection?

[Julian]

So most people place it. Most people go, 2, 1, 4, 3. Now I go, 2, 4, 1, 3. I wasn't the biggest fan of Better Than Part 1. To most people. It won't Be to me it. I enjoyed it more than one. I wasn't a huge, huge fan of one. I think this one is better than one. But most people will say that one was better. And then this comes right after.

[Rory]

Two is undeniably the best one.

[Julian]

Two is undeniably the best one dot two is fucking.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

I don't even need to see the fourth one to know that.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Bad Boys 2 is the greatest Bad Boys of all.

[Julian]

Yeah. It's legendary cinema.

[Mal]

I'm with you. I've kept that opinion to myself out of fear of like shame that two was the best. Now that Bad Boys one is. It's cool.

[Julian]

This, this didn't blow up until two really blow up.

[Damaris]

Cuz this wasn't one just like use as a setup. Just like to establish the concept. And then two is like.

[Rory]

Isn't that usually what happens in a.

[Damaris]

Well, like, like the new Batman series with what's his face from Twilight, Robert Pat, the first one, it's not bad, but it's not good. It just like establishes the new world, the new storyline.

[Rory]

I like those, those movies like the. That. That Batman and the Joker with Joaquin Phoenix because it wasn't the prototypical action filled fight scenes that most Batmans and shit have. This was more storytelling, more building. Like it's more emotional.

[Mal]

Yeah, it was the hipster Batman.

[Julian]

But it was so the thing about the Batman because that was another movie I was supposed to go see with Maul and I ended up going by myself. It was so dark.

[Rory]

I ain't going to lie. I almost. Movie list is crazy. I almost. I almost go to the movie list. Yo, we was almost going to see some. Some classics. Me, me and Damaris got a list of almost classics together. Y'all ain't gonna lie.

[Mal]

Yo, that's up there with like the girl you almost beat.

[Rory]

Yeah. That's a fact. Like that I almost hit classic.

[Mal]

So close.

[Rory]

Oh my gosh.

[Mal]

Just had to show up at that. That exact time.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

And I missed the window.

[Julian]

Yeah. But the bat that Batman was. It was so dark and it was so long and it was just like. Hey.

[Damaris]

Oh.

[Julian]

Oh my God.

[Mal]

I was ignoring.

[Rory]

Go ahead.

[Damaris]

Sorry.

[Julian]

Any. Anyway, yeah, I get why people say that. It's not good. I feel like you have to be in the. I don't feel like that's a movie you gotta watch in the movie theater. You gotta watch that at home.

[Damaris]

Lady Gaga during the day. Batman, the new one.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Lady Gaga plays on the second lead in the upcoming Joker. That's this October. So.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Looking forward to that.

[Damaris]

She did a good job in American Horror Story.

[Julian]

She's a good actress.

[Mal]

Wait, so what's the plot of this Joker movie?

[Damaris]

It's the continuation of the Walking Phoenix series. So I. I don't know.

[Mal]

It's still like the. What's reprise. What's that called? When they go to the beginning?

[Damaris]

The origin story.

[Mal]

Yeah. All right, so it's the second half of the origin story. Yes, it's the Empire Strikes Back again.

[Damaris]

Yeah. This is when I guess she's joining the cast as. Who is it? Is it Harley Quinn? No.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Yes, she is playing Harley Quinn.

[Rory]

Porn star.

[Damaris]

Okay. That is a great porn star name too. Yeah. So she'll join the cast as Harley Quinn, and then I think we're gonna find more about his personal relationship life here.

[Mal]

I'll get around to it. I'm not gonna watch it with Damaris, but I'll get around to it. But before we get off, Bad boys. Ford. It wasn't a tough watch because the third one was tough for me.

[Julian]

The third. The third one had its tough moments, but this one is way better than the third one.

[Mal]

Are they retired?

[Julian]

Way better than the third one. Still ride together, die together kinda kind. They're not active on the force. Like, they're old. They don't. Do you know what I'm saying? But something happens that makes them have to.

[Damaris]

One more mission.

[Julian]

Yeah, something. Something happens that makes them have to come. And honestly, at this point, let's just be honest, Will is carrying. This is a Will Smith movie. And Martin is supporting cast member.

[Rory]

Yo, listen, don't do that to Martin.

[Julian]

I love Martin. I love Martin. But they've made him into. Because he can't be so action based because of his health and stuff. They've made him kind of into a character. He's old. He's. He's not in shape like Will is in shape. They've made him into like, kind of like a caricature. And it's just. It gets old at some points.

[Rory]

Like, you know, it's the old guy on the force.

[Julian]

Yeah. And he's like fat, overweight. It's just kind of like. But Will. Will is.

[Damaris]

Will's also just a freak of nature.

[Julian]

Like, Will's willing.

[Damaris]

It's different.

[Rory]

Will Smith is a freak.

[Damaris]

Well, I'm saying, comparing it to, like, Martin's aging like a normal guy.

[Rory]

Zion Williams was freak of nature. I never knew Will Smith was.

[Mal]

No, porn reminded us that he was human.

[Rory]

But like, I thought. I thought Will was just a freak. He was a freak. Of nature.

[Damaris]

If you just look at how old is Will Smith? Martin Lawrence is 59. Will Smith is 55.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

That's a freaking nature for 55 to be in that type of shape.

[Julian]

But I don't.

[Rory]

Or you're just like incredibly.

[Damaris]

That's unusual.

[Mal]

I mean, you just got money when.

[Rory]

You 55 and got money.

[Julian]

It's not about having money. He work because Martin got money. He works his ass off. He works his ass off all of the time.

[Damaris]

Martin just looks like a 59 year old black man. Money or no money.

[Mal]

I'm g. Stay away from that one.

[Damaris]

I don't know, I'm saying he just looks like he. He looks his age. He looks appropriate. Will looks freakishly young.

[Mal]

Yeah, we don't ever bring up how much of a loser Will Smith was to write in Martin's yearbook. We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life. You know how much of a loser you are to write that in a yearbook?

[Rory]

I want to find my yearbook because it's some shit like that in my ear from one of my teachers.

[Mal]

That exact sentence?

[Rory]

No, it was like one of those quotes that if you look back now, you're like, what the fuck was he talking about? I gotta find my yearbook. But it's definitely a quote in there from a teacher like that one. I'm like, in the moment. It sounded like it gave me inspiration to keep moving forward in life. Looking back a few years ago, I read that shit. I was like, what the fuck was he talking about?

[Mal]

I mean, you know, I'm not a people person. So the. I was all day. Have a good summer, Rory.

[Rory]

Have a good summer, Rory.

[Julian]

Jesus.

[Mal]

That's all you're getting from me.

[Rory]

You was definitely.

[Julian]

You were a buzzkill even in high school.

[Mal]

I wasn't signing yearbooks in high school. I was getting at that time. I'm talking about like middle school and junior high, like.

[Rory]

So you didn't sign nobody's yearbook in high school?

[Mal]

Probably not.

[Rory]

Damn.

[Mal]

I wasn't a loser.

[Julian]

Like, did y'all do like the T shirts, like when you assign the T shirts with the market?

[Rory]

Did all of that.

[Julian]

I lost my T shirt. I'm so sad.

[Mal]

All of that signing yearbooks at an all boys school is the gayest ever.

[Rory]

I went to all boys school.

[Mal]

You?

[Rory]

No, I did not.

[Mal]

Oh, why did I think that?

[Julian]

She's making up now.

[Mal]

I did. I just thought you went to.

[Rory]

No, I was in the Boys Choir of Harlem.

[Mal]

Okay. Did you guys have your books?

[Rory]

The Choir Academy of Harlem. Yes. We've had Yearbooks? Yes.

[Julian]

No. I want to know what false narratives we push about you on this podcast.

[Damaris]

They did voice notes instead.

[Mal]

Me?

[Julian]

Yeah, you said we push false narratives. What would they be? Don't say that. You can't read. That's a real narrative. What are the false.

[Rory]

That's a real narrative.

[Damaris]

We try our best to edit that one out.

[Mal]

You just did one of my parallel parking.

[Julian]

Okay, other than that, you said that's the one that you won't let us get off over the other ones.

[Mal]

I don't have. I don't have the top five list, but, I mean, if I listen back to last episode, I'm sure you said something that's false.

[Damaris]

That's probably true.

[Mal]

You got. You guys said that was Touched by a Priest every other podcast.

[Julian]

Okay, that's a good one. That was. Yep. That's false.

[Damaris]

Yeah, but you said that first. I really thought it was a priest.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

I'm your actual friend.

[Rory]

Yeah. Like, you kind of. You kind of created.

[Damaris]

You alluded to it.

[Mal]

Yeah. Like, as a stereotypical joke. And then you guys, like, told the world for real. To the point that my father asked about Father O'Neill, and I was like.

[Rory]

No, Pops was ready.

[Mal]

You don't need to.

[Rory]

He was ready to rock.

[Julian]

And why would you use your real, like, father's name? Like, why would you use Father O'Neal?

[Mal]

Because that's like. I mean, there's a million. Father O'Neill when you walk outside.

[Rory]

O'Neil or O'Malley. Which one?

[Damaris]

I. I thought it was O'Malley for a while.

[Mal]

Yeah, that's because Mall made it O'Malley.

[Rory]

Yeah. Oh, there you go.

[Mal]

This crazy parallel parking and altar boy, you know, batting my around.

[Rory]

Yo, I'm back. I'm back watching Kiki Blinders again. Man, that's such a great show.

[Mal]

Like, rewatching it or.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Oh, they're doing a film. Aren't they doing a movie on Netflix?

[Rory]

I hope so. I'm pretty sure Blonde is easily one of the greatest shows ever.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

That show is so well written, so well produced. The acting is great, and it's. It's fun watching it all over from the beginning because now you catch that you might have missed the first time around. Great show. Love Peaky Blinders.

[Mal]

I would love to ask you guys what happened this week, because it's been just a blur for me.

[Rory]

Not much from what I understand.

[Damaris]

How is the Nick Grant Show?

[Rory]

Oh, shout out to my guy. Nick Grant. Nick Grant had his first show in New York City the other night, so I went out to support him there. Great, great turnout. A lot of people were there. Saw some people I haven't seen in a while. Ran into Punch. Ran into tde. Punch. Is it Punch, TDE or TDE Punch?

[Julian]

You here to tell us about it?

[Rory]

Yeah. Am I what?

[Julian]

You here to tell us about it?

[Mal]

That's crazy.

[Julian]

Surprise.

[Rory]

No, no. We just saw each other.

[Mal]

You walked in here today.

[Rory]

Was I not supposed to figure it.

[Mal]

Might be a wheelchair?

[Julian]

Damn.

[Rory]

You thought I was gonna be in a wheelchair?

[Mal]

Just send a message he wouldn't kill you.

[Rory]

Shout out the punch. Nah, we saw each other at Nick's show, and we just did, you know, just said, what's up? And laughed about everything. Like, you know. He said, sorry Kendrick had to do that to your boy, but. And I laughed.

[Mal]

I was like, oh, oh, he's rocking you to sleep. He's trying to make you feel like it's safe to go to la. This is the long game.

[Rory]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Mal]

He saw you in New York. Like, yo, come on. It's just Twitter. Ha ha, ha. It's just jokes.

[Rory]

He lined me up.

[Mal]

Terminal three lax. Just wait.

[Rory]

Nah. Shout out to Punch, though. It was good seeing him at the show. And shout out to Nick Grant. Great show. First performance in New York, and, yeah, he did a great job.

[Mal]

Yeah, I was mad. I couldn't.

[Rory]

And the deluxe is available Sunday Dinner deluxe album available June 14th in stores everywhere. In stores.

[Damaris]

Lincoln bio.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Yeah. I really wanted to go.

[Rory]

But you had to. How was the. The beaches of Normandy? I know you had to. You're preparing Amara to sleep by herself. Listen in the crib.

[Mal]

So I cried. Monday night out the gate.

[Rory]

Tell people why you cried.

[Mal]

So for the people that didn't listen to our last episode, I started sleep training with Amara. She's 16 months, has only slept in her stroller to go to sleep. Or on the boob or under. One of us. Been co. Sleeping 16 months.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

We passed, like, the window. You should have done sleep training. So I'm really, like, in a world war with my daughter. And it's better for the dad to do it because once she sees mom, she's gonna want the boob. It's gonna go crazy Monday night. And I'm not exaggerating. Might have been the worst night of my life. I have never felt pain like that, ever. Not when relatives died. Nothing. Hearing your daughter scream bloody fucking murder in a way you've never heard before.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

And you just have to go.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Is the worst fucking thing. They should bring my daughter to Guantanamo Bay. They Will get every answer ever. Yeah, like she could go in any interrogation room and I would snitch in a fucking heartbeat. Yeah, I'll give you everything. The whole rico, shut that baby up. It was fucking insane. So, the sleep coach that scammed me.

[Rory]

Oh, you're still in communication with the sleep coach.

[Damaris]

She really. She's still scamming you, isn't she?

[Mal]

After it said in that PDF form, after two hours of screaming, if she doesn't go down, you got to reset. Give it a second. So I text her twice. She doesn't reply to me.

[Rory]

She was sleep.

[Damaris]

Probably asleep.

[Mal]

Supposed to be 24 hours.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

No, she then puts me in a group chat with Kia instead of replying to me. Yeah, hi, mom and dad. I'm not available to chat in the evenings.

[Damaris]

Yo, she got.

[Julian]

Oh, no.

[Damaris]

Quick.

[Mal]

We'll keep our communication in the log. Through scheduled phone calls during daytime hours.

[Damaris]

Damn, you're a lick.

[Mal]

That being said, do you want to give me a quick update on what's going on? I said, three hours of screaming at the top of her lungs. This is where I almost threw my fucking phone. She said, sounds like you're feeling rattled.

[Damaris]

You know what she looks like when.

[Mal]

I say, I almost cracked my brand new phone in half? I don't care if she didn't say that in a condescending tone. I read it in a condescending field. That sounds like you're feeling rattled and upset by her reaction.

[Rory]

Yeah, I need to be a sleep coach.

[Julian]

If she getting that off, I'm about to apply.

[Rory]

Yeah, I could respond to niggas from the club like, yo, listen, sounds like you're rattled. What, fifteen hundred dollars?

[Mal]

So I calm down.

[Damaris]

You paid her?

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Loyan's still working on the fraud claim, which has as we speak. I calmed down because Kia saw I was about to throw myself through a window. I said, can we discuss an actual plan tomorrow that better fits. Specifically how Amara has been falling asleep the last 16 months. I feel like what you sent was just a generic doc that had her name inserted into it. Well aware that we aren't experts here, but I don't think she's ready to jump into this phase. We got on a call Tuesday. Waste of my unlimited minutes. Her suggestion was, yeah, just keep doing what's in the dock, bro.

[Damaris]

Stop talking to this girl.

[Mal]

Oh, no, I'm done now. But when I tell you guys, the next day. All right, Tuesday, when the sun was about to go down, I had to start the routine. You know the feeling, like, when you see police Lights in your rear view and you get, like, that really disgusting feeling. That's what I felt as the afternoon.

[Rory]

White people get that feeling too. Yeah. I mean, well, I thought that was just reserved for us, the naggers.

[Mal]

No, I mean, once. Once we get pulled over, we realize we're white, but it's just a. When you see the lights.

[Rory]

Yeah, it gets a little. It's like. It's more of an inconvenience thing for you.

[Mal]

Exactly.

[Rory]

What the do you want?

[Mal]

Like, does he know who my father is?

[Rory]

Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Okay.

[Mal]

I am the judge. That entire Tuesday, I was regretting. I don't know. People that have pledged. The best way to put it is, as the day progresses, all you can think about is, tonight is going to be the worst night of my life. I can. Like, the sun's going down. All right. Time for battle.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Sundown Town.

[Mal]

I don't even know how to explain it. It's the worst flavor.

[Rory]

You're like Will Smith and I am legend. Like, when the sun goes down, like.

[Mal]

Yes, exactly.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

But I don't have, you know, some woman and her. Her kid to play Bob Marley for me, to soothe me and rub my back while I try to find a cure. Yeah, I don't have that.

[Rory]

Yeah. You just out there fighting. Fighting for your life.

[Mal]

I'm strangling Bazley in the. In the corner because she has the virus.

[Julian]

Did she do better on Tuesday than she did on Monday?

[Mal]

No. But last night, Kia finally listened to what my first suggestion was on Monday. Leave the fucking house. Just get away from us. No distractions. Because it's hard for Kia, too. She's sitting outside the fucking door just hearing her daughter scream her head off.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

So she's poking in, like, just doing what human nature and parent nature is. But that was fucking everything up. I smoked it last night.

[Rory]

Okay.

[Mal]

She woke up every hour and a half till 7am But I felt like, you know, I feeling the first time you ever mounted a tv.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Like when you feel like a man do this the first time. Like your fist connected with someone's jaw and they fell. That's how I felt when I got amara down by myself.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Like I was running around. Well, tiptoeing around the house.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Like I was ironing.

[Rory]

You feel like you were made for this.

[Mal]

Yes. But I'm terrified to have to do it again tonight.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

So, Lauren, consistency.

[Rory]

Consistency is key, so you'll get it.

[Julian]

You didn't. You didn't consider, though. I mean, I know it's hard With Kia being there. But eventually, Kia is going to have to be there, and that will not be a part of.

[Rory]

I mean, let him get, you know, the sleeping thing all the way together first.

[Mal]

But you got to understand, Amara never slept in her crib or even goes in her room.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Mal]

She has a whole room that we spent all this money on that she stepped in maybe once.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Trying to get her used to that room. Kia needs to not be there.

[Julian]

Okay. Yeah.

[Mal]

But I was a champion last night.

[Rory]

What's up, man? Proud of you, bro.

[Mal]

Haven't slept in three days.

[Rory]

Sorry. Sleep is for the week. Oh.

[Mal]

And that's true. Shout out to all our listeners. We always talk about, like, hater. Our listeners are amazing. The amount of dms and tweets and everything I got from parents, like, oh, it was so beautiful. It warmed my fucking heart.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Of the support I got from everyone.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

They were not us, but they definitely were, like, helping you. They were like, rory, don't listen to those three. Parentless. I mean, three kidless.

[Mal]

Don't worry. I didn't. I was quiet when you guys were giving me advice.

[Rory]

I didn't give. Good. What did I say?

[Julian]

The same exact thing that them people said, too.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

You just got to let it kind.

[Julian]

Of go a night, a nighttime routine and create that type of environment and lay her down and walk away and let her cry it out, come back, check on her, let her cry it out. That we all. Everyone has said the same exact thing. We just don't have kids, so we're not qualified.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

You want to talk about locking eyes and being fucked up? Just staring at Amara, staring at me, screaming like, you're not going to do anything.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Like, should I start paying for therapy now for the trauma that I'm doing to my child? Am I creating daddy issues now?

[Rory]

You got to kind of act like you're not even looking at her.

[Mal]

Just in there, and it's dark, so I can't take my phone out.

[Rory]

No. Got to keep it dark.

[Mal]

Just. Just sitting there.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

That's tough, though. Cause your instincts as an adult, like, anybody hears a baby screaming, it's like, yo. Like, somebody, you know, get the baby. The baby's either in pain or something. That's just natural instinct to want to pick a baby up that's crying and soothe them. So to know that that's part of the process of unbreaking this cycle that, you know, of Amara sleeping up under her mom and dad. I know. It's tough.

[Mal]

Yeah. I felt for my neighbors. I Texted them like, yo, I'm not murdering my daughter. Yeah, we're sleep training. Text me if anything and what they say.

[Rory]

Because they got you.

[Mal]

No, they don't.

[Rory]

They don't if. Oh, those are the kids across the street. Okay.

[Mal]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, my neighbors right below me though. No kids.

[Rory]

Okay.

[Mal]

So I'm sure they could hear me brutally murdering my daughter. Yeah, because that's what it sounded like.

[Rory]

Yeah, you'll get there. All right, well, likes on X and now private.

[Julian]

Aren't you excited?

[Rory]

I don't know. I mean, I don't really care, but.

[Mal]

You never care to begin with. Yeah, I never like some that I'd be like embarrassed to like.

[Rory]

Yeah, I'm not bookmark that. I'm not like hide liking. Like, like hope nobody sees this. Hope nobody sees that I like this.

[Mal]

I think this is a plan that Elon's gonna do where everyone's gonna think all their likes are hidden in like one week. It's gonna leak and break.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

All of our likes are going to.

[Damaris]

Be exposed because that data is still being harvested. It's just a matter of it not being public.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

So that being said though, they said the likes were up like a large percentage a couple hundred times over, so.

[Rory]

So people really don't like because they don't want people to see them liking.

[Julian]

Yeah, I never even considered that.

[Rory]

Like, what are you liking that you don't want nobody to see you liking?

[Mal]

Probably some nasty porn, but you can bookmark that.

[Damaris]

Nasty.

[Julian]

You can bookmark. People can't see your bookmark. So I always bookmarked porn and then liked like, you know, pictures of money.

[Rory]

Go back to it. Another at a later date.

[Mal]

Yeah, when she's, you know, feeling a little hornier.

[Rory]

Yeah, but what if you just like it for the moment, but you never care to see it again? I'm not gonna bookmark that.

[Julian]

Oh, well then don't.

[Rory]

Miss Be Nasty squirts every Thursday at 1pm Eastern. So that's just like an episode.

[Damaris]

Old Faithful.

[Rory]

Back to that clockwork. Yeah, you could just. You don't have to like, that's that. Yeah, you have to bookmark that.

[Mal]

But I. I wouldn't feel embarrassed by liking that if the world knew I liked her squirting. That doesn't like bother me. Yeah, I think it's more like political views and other weird.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Mal]

People are into.

[Rory]

Oh, like the voter system.

[Mal]

Yeah. I think there's a lot of like woke Democrats that probably have liked a few posts from Elon that they shouldn't have yeah, or like Mr. Wallace, whatever that account is. PGNOS, that's his burner.

[Julian]

The Stan Twitter is going to lose their mind because they always used to like how they pay attention to who's following who. They pay attention to what, like, certain artists, like, so, like, so many beefs have started from like. Like Cardi and Nicki's beef started because Nikki liked a post of somebody talking about Cardi's kid. If I'm not mistaken, that's, like, where that beef originated, why it blew up, why the shoe got thrown.

[Mal]

All of those things, all from a Twitter.

[Damaris]

Like, even during this, the Drake Kendricks thing, there was a, like, tweet that Yachty got. Remember that?

[Mal]

Oh, yeah.

[Damaris]

He was like, no, I didn't like that. My bad. He like doubled back on it.

[Rory]

That happened to me the other day. I was scrolling and I liked a comment that somebody left that was like anti Semitic. And I swear I didn't like it. But as I was scrolling, I love it. My thumb hit it. I was like, oh. And I unliked it real quick, hoping that it didn't show up.

[Mal]

No, we all got the notification.

[Rory]

So somebody like, yo, he liked this. Like, no, I didn't. We're scrolling apparent.

[Julian]

Apparently, women are going through. I'm sorry, Women are going through their men's likes. I had no idea that that was happening.

[Damaris]

You mean apparently.

[Rory]

See, this is the.

[Julian]

That I be on Twitter. Well, you have to.

[Rory]

You never looked at a. You was with or talking to man.

[Julian]

I haven't dated a man with a Twitter in over 10 years.

[Rory]

Like, I'm not jacking that.

[Julian]

I'm dead. No, I'm dead. I'm dead.

[Rory]

What are these stats?

[Julian]

Instagram.

[Rory]

What are these stats?

[Julian]

Now Instagram, Now Instagram. If they took. Took away that feature, that will break my heart because I'd be in them. Instagram follows likes, all of that.

[Rory]

Oh, so you being people's likes?

[Julian]

Yes, on Instagram. But I didn't know on Twitter that that was a real thing. Like, a lot of girls were really upset.

[Rory]

Likes and likes.

[Julian]

I don't like it.

[Rory]

What platform it's on. Women gonna see what a liking.

[Mal]

I. I get the Instagram thing with relationships, but I feel like Twitter's just all free game.

[Julian]

Like, yeah, like, that's why I was like, really?

[Mal]

You can't be questioned about anything. Twitter, that's like the. The safe zone for anyone in a relationship, man or woman. Twitter is the wild, wild west. Like, what you like, say whatever the fuck you want to say. Get mad at me on Instagram for liking some bitch shit on Explore page. Twitter, though. Come on.

[Damaris]

That's the biggest jam up.

[Mal]

That's where I can be myself.

[Damaris]

Right before we started recording, Demaris and I were saying, your Explore page, like, what pops up when you just hit the Explore tab is really what gets. Can get you.

[Julian]

It's really who you are.

[Damaris]

It's who really who you are what can get you in trouble.

[Mal]

I feel like that is it used to be the case when the algorithms were less frequent. Like, I'll look at one photo and all of a sudden my entire explorer page would be that. Yeah, that shit can change by the hour. You could look at one fucking killer whale, and now it's only sea life. And then I look at one chicken, a thong, and now that's all it is. So I don't know if that's really the case, but that's better than when the activity tab was on Instagram.

[Damaris]

Oof.

[Rory]

Oh.

[Mal]

When everyone liking in real time.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

It would put like your whole day's work of what Maul did that day.

[Julian]

Yep.

[Mal]

For everyone to see.

[Rory]

I laid the blueprint down. You know what I mean?

[Julian]

I was laying next to a. And I just was. I said, oh, you was getting off. I thought these was work emails. You liking bitches photos, comments. It used to show what she used to comments and everything.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Julian]

Sick as men.

[Mal]

We need to admit. Now, in retrospect, we was on some bullshit with the line we were trying to get off. I mean, I just liked the photo.

[Rory]

Why was that?

[Mal]

Because it's.

[Julian]

It's.

[Mal]

But I really used to say that with conviction. Like, why did you like that photo? I liked it. Okay. That's what Instagram's force. You're supposed to like pics, right?

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

But what did you like about it?

[Damaris]

Her?

[Mal]

Yeah, it was bleached.

[Rory]

She looks great. Great vacation, great.

[Damaris]

That's why she posted it.

[Rory]

Great backdrop. The aesthetic is dope.

[Damaris]

They got rid of the activity.

[Mal]

I want to show you that bathing suit, babe. You look great in it.

[Damaris]

They got rid of the activities tab in 2019.

[Mal]

Rough. But it only lasted like a week.

[Julian]

No, hell, that.

[Rory]

No.

[Mal]

I'm talking about the part of the activity tab that showed everything you were liking in real time. Anyone that you followed, it would show what they were like.

[Julian]

That didn't only last a week. It lasted longer than that.

[Mal]

Really?

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Rory]

That was annoying. I didn't. I didn't care what people liking. I did nosy, nosy. Just want to see what is doing.

[Mal]

Why a ball?

[Julian]

And then they organized it for me, because I ain't even know you knew this bitch. You ain't even following her. How you liking her shit? Because this wasn't like, back in the day where, like. Because you know now, like, your Instagram.

[Rory]

Feed, you ain't even following this fuck you liking. That was the strategy, though.

[Julian]

Now your feed is full of people you don't follow. Like, your Instagram.

[Damaris]

You drop those 3 likes back in.

[Julian]

The day, you didn't see people you didn't follow. So how the fuck you just, like three pictures of somebody that you don't follow?

[Mal]

That was the strategy.

[Damaris]

That's a great strategy.

[Rory]

The wind just blew me over to this profile, and I was like, oh, shit. Like, you know, this is nice. Nice shoes.

[Mal]

I like the filter.

[Rory]

Yeah. What's wrong with that? Just. It's just a. Like the.

[Julian]

The three photos. Y'all still do that when you like somebody?

[Damaris]

Yes.

[Rory]

You heard his yes? Yeah, he said that he did that.

[Julian]

Shit seven minutes ago.

[Rory]

That was his soul.

[Mal]

We find out how sick you are.

[Rory]

That was his soul.

[Damaris]

It's great.

[Mal]

How far back will you scroll? Let's say she now. Let's say she has 250 photos.

[Damaris]

I know what you mean.

[Mal]

No, how far back are you going?

[Damaris]

You're going the furthest. You going down? It's like the third row.

[Rory]

Oh, no, I'm not.

[Damaris]

I'm not. I'm not going to 2015.

[Mal]

You're not a thoroughbred.

[Julian]

Do not go all the way to the back. Because then one, the people who are on their page now won't see that I liked any recent pictures. And those pictures getting likes will separate from the regular likes that they're getting from the latest pictures that they posted. No, I'm going all the way back. I'm liking that picture of that soda you posted in 2000.

[Rory]

I'm going all the way back because I want to see exactly how much work you got done.

[Damaris]

Well, I'll comb through, I'll do the research. I'll do the research. But when it comes to liking, I'm not going to like, because then I'm liking a photo when you were probably, what, 15? That's weird, but you ever.

[Mal]

You ever catch someone else creeping while you were creeping at the beginning of her Instagram? Like, you'll see. They. They'll put their number on the first photo. That was from four years ago, but the comment was from a week ago. That was a move for a while.

[Rory]

Oh, yeah.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Rory]

I'm about to say people still doing that?

[Damaris]

Wait, they do what?

[Julian]

It Was before. It was before, like stories.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

I don't even think it was DMs at that time.

[Damaris]

Comment on an old post with.

[Mal]

With your numbers.

[Damaris]

Oh, ew.

[Julian]

I remember that. That was like 2013.

[Damaris]

But doesn't with Instagram now when someone comments and if there's a mutual like. So say I comment on a social clip that we post and then you guys also comment on it. I get notified that you commented on it because we all follow each other.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

So then if say you do that, say you leave your number on a girl's profile, other people that you that follow her, that you have mutuals with Joan.

[Mal]

We're saying this was before there was even DMS on Instagram.

[Julian]

Yeah. 13.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

No, I had. I had the six strategy.

[Rory]

Julian. You ain't even know how rough it was in them streets back then.

[Damaris]

I really wasn't on social media. I really got this all became a thing in like 2018 for me.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

Really?

[Mal]

My strategy always was to like two fully closed selfies show that I'm not a creep. Like one of something related to her work. And then just one bathing suit picture just to show like I. I am like that I will take it.

[Damaris]

I will slash.

[Rory]

I will take it. Then like don't get it twisted.

[Mal]

But I would always try to find we can be cool.

[Rory]

But I'll like if the chick had.

[Mal]

45 bathing suit photos. I'm going to the one selfie with her mom.

[Damaris]

With her mom. Yes, that's the one.

[Rory]

Yes.

[Julian]

You guys are.

[Mal]

No, just showing stupid women are the one.

[Damaris]

He likes the girls that do like the one trip to Greece in their life and they're like earth tones are my favorite. And then they just post like the beach. You like that photo like the. The cuz she'll tuck the bikini pick on like the eighth slide. Yeah, but the beach is just beaches.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Julian. Julian commented vibes mad as.

[Julian]

What is he.

[Damaris]

I didn't do that. I've never done that.

[Rory]

I've never.

[Julian]

I've never done that.

[Rory]

Never done that.

[Julian]

Instagram used to be fun, man. Instagram.

[Rory]

It still is.

[Damaris]

It still is.

[Julian]

Not to me.

[Rory]

It still is. It's still fun.

[Julian]

It's too curated.

[Rory]

I laugh at people going through mental breakdowns all the time. Posting it, crying in the camera like, look at this idiot, bro.

[Julian]

I've never been crying. Seriously crying and been able to set my phone up. And I feel like a cornball.

[Rory]

It's two things I've never. I will never do. I will never turn my camera on if I'm crying and post it to social media. And I don't think I will ever wear like, like thong sandals outside anywhere. It's never been that hot.

[Mal]

It's a wild two nose.

[Rory]

It's never been. Yo. It has never been that hot. To where I got dressed and said, you know what? Today, thong sandals.

[Damaris]

Having your toes exposed in New York City street to me is crazy. To me is just nuts.

[Mal]

Oh, wait, in the city? Yeah. That's insane. But you wouldn't do that like, on a beach.

[Rory]

Oh, you supposed to do that on the beach. I'm talking about if I'm going to Madison Avenue.

[Mal]

No, I'm not doing that.

[Julian]

Well, you're not a white man.

[Rory]

What?

[Julian]

You're not a white man.

[Rory]

No, I seen some brothers do that shit too.

[Julian]

Were they brothers or were they?

[Rory]

No, they was brothers. These is niggas? Yeah, these is niggas from up there. Yeah. I'm like, yo, fam, it's not this hot outside, I promise you. You could have just wore like some pumas and been cool like to have your whole foot out all day and we outside chilling your whole big toe. What are you doing?

[Julian]

Toes never.

[Rory]

And it's never that hot.

[Julian]

Never look good. That do that. Their toes never look good.

[Rory]

It's never that hot. Let's start there. It's not that hot.

[Damaris]

And that doesn't help. Even if it is that hot.

[Mal]

And the sidewalks are not that smooth.

[Rory]

Yeah, like, you're stubbing your toe. I respect women that wear, like, sandals all day because it's like, how are you walking around? Those sandals are not comfortable. Those flat ass sandals on these New York sidewalks, that's not comfortable for you. I know it's not.

[Mal]

Women also willingly wear thongs, like, regular. That's insane to me. It's the stupidest form of underwear you could ever have.

[Julian]

You know what I've realized?

[Mal]

I understand for like the beach and like, if you want to get sexy, but women just wear thongs to go to work.

[Julian]

They're wearing it for a reason.

[Mal]

I'm not here to complain.

[Julian]

I don't know any women. Makes no logical sense who wear thongs for no reason. Like, I used to think that was a thing. Like when I was younger and like, wanted to be like, a hot girl. I'm like, yeah, thongs only When I became, like a grown woman, we be out here, big draws. Unless we have a reason to have a thong on. Like, we're wearing a dress where we can't wear.

[Mal]

I get that.

[Julian]

We can't not Wear panties. Other than that, big draw.

[Mal]

I'm talking about denim. And you on your way to work. You just want to have a wedgie all day.

[Julian]

Them young, stupid girls, grown women. We are big draws. That's my right. Now I got the jeans on 100% cotton.

[Damaris]

What do you guys think of. Since we're on the subject of the toes out and shit, the new trend of every guy wearing and women wearing jean shorts. Are you guys back on the jean short trend?

[Julian]

No, now we're in jorts.

[Damaris]

I'm seeing them all over the place. In Dime Square last night, it was.

[Mal]

Where it was where.

[Damaris]

Do you know? It's Chinatown. It's just another thing that hipsters coined it.

[Julian]

Dime.

[Mal]

Dime Square.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

You guys know Dime Square?

[Julian]

No, we don't.

[Damaris]

They, like, change it on the map. That's actually a thing, but it's like that triangle intersection on, like, East Broadway.

[Rory]

Oh, okay.

[Damaris]

Now it's this. It's all they.

[Rory]

I don't know. They call that Dom Squid.

[Damaris]

Yeah. A few years ago, they officially changed it or whatever, but it's just whatever. I was having a couple drinks outside, and it's like. That's like the walking into an Instagram feed. It's just whatever's trending is, like, there in the moment. So just people, like, smoking cigarettes, drinking whatever trending drink is, and then they're all dressed exactly the same trending drink. There's a new drink this summer. I'm learning all this.

[Mal]

Act like you didn't drink vitamin water when 50 sold it to Coca Cola.

[Julian]

That was so nasty.

[Rory]

I bought that. I bought that. The great one, like, maybe three times and was like, I'm cool. Went back to my Nantuckets.

[Mal]

I was on the vitamin waters. Heavy.

[Julian]

Yeah, you was on the nan. Took your apple hard like that. I was not apple.

[Rory]

I like the. The. It was mango something.

[Julian]

The mango one was good.

[Damaris]

Vitamin 1 of the triple X. The triple X one, too.

[Rory]

Yeah. I wasn't a vitamin water guy.

[Julian]

My was nasty.

[Damaris]

I liked it.

[Mal]

I think the girls can pull off this new jean. Well, old jean short look.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

It's just I've seen girls pull it off, and they look really good. I don't think it's for us guys. I think we should just pass this off to the ladies.

[Rory]

Leave the jean shorts alone.

[Mal]

Yeah. Also, like, on a hot summer day, that's a lot. Why are you even wearing shorts? Things are hotter than pants.

[Julian]

Pants are not hotter than shorts.

[Mal]

Jean shorts are hot.

[Julian]

Oh, jean shorts. Yes. Y'all gonna have your booty shorts on this. This summer.

[Rory]

The boy.

[Julian]

The boy booty shorts. Not actual booty shorts, but, you know, the ones that come right above the knee.

[Mal]

Have you seen my pasty thighs?

[Julian]

That's why you need to let them.

[Rory]

Out so you can tan a little bit.

[Mal]

They don't tan.

[Rory]

So if you lay out in the sun, you don't get tanned at all. You just get burnt.

[Julian]

He'll die.

[Damaris]

He's cancer.

[Mal]

Yeah, yeah.

[Rory]

For real.

[Mal]

I'll burn.

[Rory]

That was a joke.

[Mal]

I'll burn and then it'll get, like, a little less red, so then I'll just be red.

[Rory]

Okay.

[Mal]

Which I guess isn't pasty, but it's like a burger.

[Damaris]

We should put Rory in a tanning bed just to see what happens.

[Mal]

I mean, I'd be down for content.

[Damaris]

It'd be kind of fun just to see what color he turns.

[Julian]

Yes, we do.

[Mal]

That could be another Patreon, too.

[Rory]

No, no, we don't need you like tanning with Roy. Like a hot dog of 711 that been there all day. You know the ones that's busted? It's like. Right? I don't. I don't think Nobody coming in here to buy this one, fam. You could throw that in the car. That shit just be spinning for 10 hours like, yo, fam, throw that away.

[Mal]

Ever since I saw Final Destination. What was it, like three or four when those girls died?

[Damaris]

Oh, my God, that's such a great scene.

[Mal]

Which made me feel weird because I was young and, you know, there wasn't porn available like that.

[Damaris]

That was a hot.

[Mal]

So I was, like, horny. Watching women burn to death. This is what scares me about.

[Damaris]

I love this scene. It's so. It's on YouTube. It's so innovative.

[Mal]

No, you like. Because they both have great titties.

[Damaris]

Well, you don't see the titties.

[Mal]

You do in the real movie.

[Damaris]

True. Anyway, they get into the bed, the temperature, something drips down up the machine. So the. It starts glitching and then the temperature goes crazy. The one girl tries to get out, she knocks something over and it, like, lodges her. It seals her into the tanning bed. Where is it? There it is. There we go. Boom, boom, boom.

[Mal]

Happens all the time.

[Damaris]

And now you're.

[Rory]

That's why these movies are so stupid.

[Julian]

I hate Final Destination. What?

[Damaris]

They were great.

[Julian]

However, I still will not drive behind a semi that has the. The wooden or the logs.

[Mal]

I didn't need Final.

[Rory]

I didn't need that movie to tell me that I wasn't never driving behind that Anyway, yeah, I don't with like that.

[Mal]

You guys didn't like the Final Destination movies?

[Damaris]

I used to like them.

[Rory]

Was super cool.

[Mal]

Well, you were older as a kid. They were interesting.

[Rory]

Nah, she was corny.

[Mal]

Did you believe in it though?

[Rory]

No.

[Mal]

Yeah, my favorite one was when the kid was like leaving the hospital and then the construction thing fell and like squished him and splattered everywhere in front of his mother. And then like the pigeons ate them.

[Rory]

Was that happens all the time.

[Mal]

I used to leave dead animals behind the house. You know the signs were there mall.

[Damaris]

You mentioned Glizzies earlier. Did you guys see that? The. The throat goat. Joey Chestnut is. Has been officially banned from Nathan's hot dog eating contest this year.

[Mal]

Hgh.

[Damaris]

It's not the America I know. It's because he joined forces with malls people, the vegans. And he has a sponsor, Impossible Foods. And they said that's not. That's not real beef. So you can't.

[Mal]

Neither is hot dogs.

[Rory]

Yeah, like what are they talking about?

[Damaris]

So they banned him because he was trying to eat whatever soy shit is in a fake hot dog.

[Rory]

He. Chestnut agreed to represent vegan brand Impossible Foods over Nathan.

[Damaris]

They said fuck out of here.

[Rory]

So he went. He went with Adidas over Nike. Basically. Yeah.

[Julian]

He went with the money.

[Rory]

Ok. That's hilarious.

[Mal]

Finding a way to try to cheat in a hot dog eating contest.

[Rory]

He's not trying to cheat.

[Damaris]

He's not trying to cheat.

[Mal]

Probably easier to eat those than it is a regular hot dog.

[Julian]

I think he just went with the money. I think like they probably offered him more money for a sponsor.

[Damaris]

But the pivot's crazy because since he was banned a day or two later, the Kobayashi who was banned 15 years ago from these competitions and Joey Chestnut agreed to do a one on one showdown live on Netflix.

[Mal]

Oh, all right. Well. September 2nd, Coney Island. This is the new shit.

[Damaris]

This is way cooler than whatever they're doing.

[Rory]

This is like Lux versus Rex.

[Damaris]

It's called Netflix live event. Chestnut versus Kobayashi Unfinished beef. I'm actually. This is a great rollout.

[Rory]

Yo. You can do anything.

[Damaris]

I'm excited for this now.

[Rory]

Look at the shit they doing on Netflix.

[Damaris]

15 years. This is a big deal.

[Mal]

Who made the first suggestion of a hot dog eating contest? Who's the first person that wanted to watch 10 grown men shove hot dogs?

[Damaris]

I think Nathan started it as a promotional tool. It's pretty smart of them.

[Mal]

That's insane.

[Rory]

Is the Nathan Colian island still over?

[Mal]

Yeah, for sure that she's ever closing.

[Rory]

I mean you know, sometimes changes.

[Damaris]

The story goes that four immigrants competed over eating hot dogs back at the Nathan Stand in 1916 as an act of patriotism. So it's patriotic to just throw beef.

[Rory]

Bunch of hot dogs. You never knew that on a.

[Damaris]

On a boardwalk.

[Mal]

They wonder why people say America has no culture. Look at what we thought up of to represent our country.

[Rory]

Yo, this is crazy, man. But I'mma watch it.

[Damaris]

I'm definitely going to watch it.

[Rory]

Why not?

[Mal]

Other countries are building statues and pyramids to represent how much they love their.

[Rory]

Country eating hot dogs.

[Mal]

So what do you think was a hot dog in 1916?

[Rory]

Oh, you know what a hot dog was in 1916? Human remains for sure. 100%. Y'all can't convince me otherwise. I might take Joey on the over. Yeah, yeah, I got Joey on the over. I don't know. Kobayashi is. He might have something to prove. He's been banned for 15 years. He might show y'all he's still in shape.

[Damaris]

Yeah, well, I think he's been banned for six years. I don't think him and Joey competed against each other in 15 years.

[Rory]

Oh, so this is like.

[Damaris]

But he's been. He's been out for a while.

[Rory]

This is like when Hogan body slammed Yokozuna on the Intrepid.

[Mal]

It's the same thing.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

It'S the same thing.

[Rory]

Y'all don't remember when Hogan body slammed Yokozuna on the Intrepid? Y'all know y'all wasn't. Y'all wasn't outside. Y'all wasn't outside for that?

[Mal]

No, I wasn't on the west side Highway.

[Rory]

Y'all wasn't outside when Hogan slammed Yokozuna?

[Damaris]

Some of the records that Kobayashi holds are actually insane. Look at this one. 62 slices of pizza in 12 minutes.

[Mal]

Wait, so since we've been banned, what.

[Rory]

Is he, like, 62 slices of pizza in 12 minutes?

[Damaris]

15 and a half pizzas in 12 minutes, bro. You know how 159 tacos in 10 minutes.

[Rory]

And what. What did the marriage say she was going to eat at the show? How many mozzarella sticks?

[Mal]

I was looking at 40. She's on the list.

[Rory]

40.

[Julian]

Not 40. It was 30 something.

[Rory]

That was sick. The marriage.

[Julian]

Yeah, I was bugging. I don't know why y'all let me talk for real.

[Rory]

She thought she was gonna.

[Damaris]

He ate a cheesesteak in 24 seconds.

[Mal]

I mean, I've been hungry before.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

I don't know these.

[Mal]

What type of cheesesteak?

[Rory]

What type? Does it matter?

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

All right. What about this one, Roy? 337 Buffalo wings in 30 minutes.

[Mal]

Jesus Christ.

[Julian]

That's insane. I'm making my stomach hurt.

[Damaris]

You gotta eat.

[Mal]

Marriage or like, in a relationship, how do you eat?

[Damaris]

How's this physical?

[Mal]

What is it like going home after you 57 cow brains and have to go to the bed?

[Rory]

This is Kobayashi's stats.

[Damaris]

Yeah. 13 grilled cheese sandwiches in a minute. That's not real. That can't be real. He did it at south by Southwest.

[Mal]

Imagine coming home, yo.

[Rory]

13 grilled cheese in a minute.

[Damaris]

Would he freeze time?

[Rory]

Yo, that is crazy.

[Mal]

Oh, how long do you think his wife, like, makes him wait to after some of this?

[Damaris]

You think her pussy's mangled by how much he eats it? Probably.

[Mal]

We've been on this podcast saying, like, we have issues. If a woman eats like a 12 ounce steak and wants to go home.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Can you imagine what his wife has to deal with?

[Rory]

But he doesn't. He only eats like this when he's like. I think I saw something like when he starts training for these competitions is when he starts to really eat more. But I think, like, when he's not training, I think he. I don't think he's eating, like. Like.

[Damaris]

Yeah, because there's all these theories that it's like, counterintuitive to people think. Before eating competition, you're supposed to starve yourself, which is not true.

[Mal]

You're supposed to line the stomach.

[Damaris]

You line in and expand the stomach.

[Mal]

I would love to just, like, be a fly on the wall for their couple's therapy sessions about the stuff she complains about and what he's prioritizing over their relationship.

[Damaris]

Oh, that's his man. She's his manager.

[Mal]

Oh, all right. So she's in it for the love of the game.

[Rory]

Yeah, she's supportive.

[Mal]

Yeah. Yeah, I see what she's doing.

[Rory]

Yeah. You know, she's supportive. She support her man.

[Damaris]

Good for her. That's awesome.

[Mal]

Do you think he has groupies?

[Rory]

Oh, for sure.

[Mal]

Like, do you think when Joey Chestnut goes out to the bar are like, yo, you know, yo.

[Rory]

You see that? Yeah, that's true.

[Damaris]

Oh, he's never paid for a beer on Coney Island.

[Rory]

No. His money's no good there. Yo.

[Mal]

I've judged a lot of groupies for who they're groupies for. Being a groupie for a hot dog eating contest is the bottom of the barrel groupie.

[Rory]

Yeah, that's. That's middle America right there. The. The States we don't talk about.

[Mal]

What if you found out you were.

[Rory]

Eskimo Brothers with Joey Chestnut, I would have to rethink. Re. And recalibrate my entire life. Absolutely. I'm. I'm doing way too much.

[Mal]

Back to not caring about her past. If I find out my girl, Joey Chestnut, the relationship's over.

[Rory]

It has to be. It has to be. Are you kidding me?

[Mal]

And like, as a woman, Damaris, you feel comfortable dating a man that had a better throat than you?

[Rory]

Ah, the marriage don't care. Sit on that face every Tuesday and Wednesday. She don't give a. Yeah, y'all thinking.

[Julian]

Joey Chestnut got a better throat to be as crazy.

[Rory]

God bless. I got a better throat than you.

[Damaris]

He definitely does.

[Julian]

Okay.

[Rory]

He has to okay the marriage. We saw your throat on stage. You couldn't finish those mozzarellas.

[Julian]

No. Y'all saw my stomach.

[Damaris]

13 grilled cherry sandwiches in a minute.

[Mal]

I'm just gonna go ahead and see. A person that can eat 112 hot dogs has a better throat than anyone in this room. Yeah, I'm just gonna go.

[Damaris]

The eating reminded me of this video. Have you guys not come across.

[Mal]

I've never seen this video in my life.

[Damaris]

It's the best thing ever. This guy. How. This is insanely talented. No. We're watching a guy juggling three apples and eating them at the same time.

[Rory]

Like, you know what you gotta do to discover that you can do that? You have that.

[Damaris]

That's so talented.

[Rory]

We never talk about, how do you discover that? Like, how do I discover that I can juggle apples and take a bite out of each and every one of them? Like, you know what you have to do to discover that? How? Like, how much time did you have on your hands to discover I can do this?

[Damaris]

Apparently.

[Mal]

Maybe he had, like, a mentor that showed him the path. That looks like something you accidentally do when you're bored and then just become an expert at it.

[Rory]

I've never been that bored in my life. This is crazy. Well, definitely tuning into Kobayashi and Chestnut on Netflix.

[Mal]

Can they make your phone background a gif or videos yet? Because I would just have that as my background.

[Rory]

As soon as your phone opens up.

[Mal]

Just be that guy. Anyways. Sexual assault.

[Damaris]

Yeah. It's still Men's Mental Health Month, and nobody gives a fuck. In the spirit of that, though, there was this live stream with the actor from. He's from Power, right? Michael Rainey Jr. And Talil. I don't know who these. These streamers are, but apparently he's got a sister, and she grabbed his dick on camera in front of, like, thousands of People.

[Rory]

Wait, what?

[Mal]

Wait, that's his sister.

[Julian]

No, not Michael Rainey Jr. Sister. The streamer. He was at the streamer's house streaming. They were going live. His family was there. The sister comes in and grabs Michael Rainey's dick right there on live. He was sexually assaulted. He released a statement, you know, saying that if this happened to. I'm taking this serious because if it was the other way around, they would be calling for him to go to jail. So, yeah, that is. That is what happened. So starting the conversation up around, you know, the. The two way street that is sexual assault and how men.

[Mal]

It's a one way, baby.

[Julian]

Serious, huh?

[Mal]

That's a one way. That's Broadway going south. It's not a two way street.

[Rory]

What is happening in this stream? Like, what is so the.

[Julian]

Well, you know, little kids just go. They just stream. Like, they just be on there joking and laughing live for people.

[Damaris]

So the grope happens here. He obviously has a reaction on his face.

[Mal]

Looks off camera that we're continuing to replay. It shows that no one gives a.

[Damaris]

Looks off camera.

[Mal]

Woman was sexually assaulted. We would not even be repeating this video.

[Julian]

Yeah, well, people care. It has been a big thing, though. People do care. But I mean, obviously that's, you know, y'all don't care about each other getting.

[Mal]

Oh, it's us.

[Julian]

Yeah, because it was a bunch of men I saw that said if she was attractive, he wouldn't have had that reaction. The only reason why he had that reaction is because he wasn't attracted to her. I won't even say that she was attractive, that he wasn't attracted to her. I don't believe that. I believe it was actually.

[Damaris]

But there were also. No, no, I'm not letting.

[Julian]

I'm not saying it's women that are.

[Damaris]

No, no, this is why I can't.

[Rory]

Because there's why I can't kick it with y'all like that. Because we don't want to be real.

[Damaris]

Because there were also.

[Rory]

Hey, look, man.

[Damaris]

Well, in that video, they were like.

[Rory]

Four year old girls, you know, that's.

[Damaris]

Children in the video.

[Rory]

That's. Now that's why I just said, all right, what's happening in this stream? Because I saw some little kids. I didn't know like what the was going on. So the fact that little kids was there. Yes, I understand that. Optic fucking weird. Like, you shouldn't be doing that in front of little kids. Get that point. I'm just speaking to the point of Damaris saying that people are saying, oh, if he was Attracted to her, there wouldn't have been an issue. I'm just saying that that statement is true. I think that if guys are attracted to a girl, if you're in.

[Mal]

Definitely not true.

[Rory]

Julian. If you're in a club, what you're explaining has happened.

[Julian]

That's also in a club. They're in a house. House.

[Rory]

If you're in a house party, a housewarming, a baby sh. I don't give a. Where you at?

[Damaris]

A live stream.

[Julian]

Michael might be in a relationship. He might be. There's numbers of reason. He wouldn't want a random girl, no matter how attractive he is. Attractive she is. To grab on him like, no. Maybe his peewee little. And he don't want her to feel that there's multiple things.

[Rory]

See? No. See, why you got.

[Damaris]

Why you got his back in.

[Mal]

That was the wildest victim blame I've ever heard in my life. Holy.

[Julian]

I don't think that I'm just giving more examples of why someone might not want to be grabbed. Like, yeah, you don't touch people without their permission. You just don't do that.

[Mal]

Women don't want their titties grabbed because they little.

[Rory]

Sometimes that's true.

[Mal]

But like big titty women, they all want it.

[Rory]

You can just walk right up to them.

[Mal]

Well, you said it's a two way street. I was trying to make this a. All right, back to the one way street I'm on the side of. No, just because you're attracted to somebody doesn't mean it's okay for a stranger to grab your dick. I can.

[Rory]

Yes.

[Mal]

See that being uncomfortable.

[Rory]

Yes. A stranger should never walk up to anybody and touch them. I get that part.

[Mal]

Well, you kind of. Of all people, I feel like would be on that side.

[Rory]

If I was attracted to a girl and she grabbed my dick in public.

[Mal]

Yeah, I think he would have an issue with it. I don't think he'd sit there and.

[Julian]

Be like, yeah, like if we're all sitting there at a meet and greet, a cute girl walk up and it's like, oh, hey, ma, nice to meet you. And grabs your dick. You're gonna be like, yo, yo, chill 100.

[Damaris]

He would do that a thousand percent.

[Rory]

I'm like, no, wait till it's over. You could do more to grab it in the back.

[Mal]

You're not doing that either.

[Rory]

Sanitize your hands. If she. All right. Did she sanitize her hands first?

[Julian]

Yo, Mavi, running through sanitizer.

[Rory]

Sanitize your hands. If you look good, sanitize your hands. You can Grab my.

[Mal]

With a. With a crazy Purell hand.

[Rory]

Yeah, I mean, not, not go inside my pants, but I'm just talking about. Yeah, it's okay.

[Mal]

You're like, you're lying right now.

[Rory]

I'm just saying if, if I'm attracted to the girl.

[Mal]

You're a very picky person. I've seen you turn down.

[Rory]

I'm sexually attracted to a girl that I'm out in a spot with and she woke up.

[Damaris]

No, not your keep doing this in the spot thing.

[Julian]

She's a random girl. She's a random girl in a situation where you're technically working because Michael Rainey Jr. Is technically working. He doesn't know that boy. They're not besties for the resties. Like he was doing a stream for promotional. If you go up the fucking Hot 97 and the fucking intern just grabs your dick, no matter how fire she is, you're going to stop her now.

[Rory]

I'm going to tell Rosenberg. Let me use your office real quick. Yo, yo, yo, Berg, open that.

[Julian]

Yo, Berg.

[Rory]

All right, you're safe, you're safe.

[Mal]

Yo, it doesn't even work there anymore.

[Julian]

He doesn't.

[Rory]

Who's up there now? Ebro? Yo, he broke shut all this down. Tony's like.

[Damaris]

We get the analogy. We got it.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Listen, dog, I get it. I'm just. Maybe I'm just different. I don't.

[Mal]

You don't know how old she is. You don't know who she is.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

All right.

[Rory]

Mom, you know if a girl is legal? Come on, man.

[Damaris]

What?

[Julian]

You know if a girl walks to you and grabs your dick.

[Rory]

I'm saying I would know she's legal.

[Mal]

How?

[Damaris]

How?

[Rory]

Come on.

[Mal]

Was she holding her birth certificate when she grabs your dick?

[Rory]

Bro, you know when a girl is.

[Mal]

I have seen prom photos currently, they all look like they're 25.

[Rory]

Nah, you talking about a whole bunch of makeup and shit. I'm not talking about that. If you're in a room with a girl in an office space, you know if she's a young, a little girl or if she's an adult, we not doing that. How fucking stupid are you? You don't know if a little girl walks in here right now.

[Damaris]

A seven year old versus an adult.

[Rory]

Yes, I would know. If a girl is under the age of 21, 22 years old, she walks in there right now. What are you talking about?

[Damaris]

All right.

[Rory]

Minus all the made up doll makeup and hair, like that's of course, makeup wipe.

[Mal]

It's gonna go like that because that's.

[Julian]

How they Walk around is with makeup.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

They're not gonna come in here raw face.

[Rory]

But that's, that's, that's, that's. You talking about a whole different scenario though. That's.

[Damaris]

That's how girls get done up every day.

[Mal]

These teenagers have fenty and designer clothes.

[Rory]

That's not. Now most teenagers are not walking around like that every day.

[Julian]

What?

[Rory]

They're not. They're not. Bro, I live in New York City. Most teenagers are not getting dolled up, face full of makeup every single day.

[Julian]

But if they're working at Hot 97, they are.

[Rory]

No, they're not.

[Mal]

We also think it's illegal. If somebody was under 18.

[Rory]

Seen plenty of women working at Hot 97, they'd be up there, hoodies, sweats, no makeup, looking tired because they had school last night and only on three hours of sleep working at a radio station. What are we talking about? Let's be for real. Let's have a real conversation. Little girls ain't walking around those environments.

[Mal]

So you walking out of the elevators at Hot 97 will have your head on a swivel. To know the age of everyone while they're grabbing your dick. It's a special power you built different.

[Damaris]

Yeah. For real. I don't got like that.

[Rory]

Yeah, not definitely.

[Mal]

We're going to see this theory happen, I think on tour. Are you telling me I can't wait.

[Damaris]

For me to grab mall's day and.

[Mal]

I can't wait a woman is just.

[Rory]

Going to grab my dick?

[Damaris]

Pretty sure we got pretty close in one city at a meet and greet like the, like the extended hugs and hands went places and grab my dick. Nah, maybe not your dick.

[Rory]

Nobody's doing that.

[Julian]

If you think your Moss type grab his dick on tour, they're not doing it.

[Mal]

Or just do it because I'm just encouraging sexuals. Well, actually, no. He said it's not such.

[Rory]

Kids. But everybody don't know that they're not pretty though.

[Mal]

What?

[Rory]

See, that's the other thing. Like I gotta be attracted to you. Everybody don't know that they're not attracted.

[Damaris]

That's the tell.

[Rory]

All right.

[Mal]

They may not know that they're not your type. Like someone could be pretty that you don't find.

[Julian]

And while you're not attracted to any women who listen to our podcast, that's.

[Damaris]

Not true, that's fact.

[Julian]

You're not attracted to women who will listen to a hip hop podcast.

[Mal]

He's told a story where he a fan once.

[Damaris]

How long?

[Mal]

Never did it again.

[Julian]

He didn't know she was Attracted though.

[Damaris]

He didn't meet her at a show.

[Rory]

Know she was a fan.

[Mal]

She was on stage.

[Julian]

What you talking about?

[Damaris]

She was looking for Uber.

[Julian]

You didn't know she was as big of a fan as she was though. Cuz I remember when you said she started quoting you and you got like turned off.

[Rory]

Yeah, but I already knew she was a fan.

[Damaris]

She quoting you while you were hitting it.

[Mal]

Yeah, she kept saying, that's crazy.

[Damaris]

That's crazy.

[Julian]

Yeah, Whole time she was not crazy. It was pretty sane. That's wild.

[Mal]

That's some hater.

[Rory]

Yo. Yo. Right?

[Mal]

Like that felt personal.

[Rory]

Yo, it's not wild. Like, it's not wild when they throw your in the mud like that. You supposed to. As a man, we supposed to just sit there and take it like, yo, word.

[Julian]

Okay, sorry.

[Rory]

What I was supposed to say to that.

[Damaris]

Look how we ended up. We. We introduced this topic talking about a man getting sexually assaulted and we're ending with Ma's dick being trash.

[Rory]

Yeah, like that's. Listen, that's just the world of a man.

[Mal]

No one cares about men's sexual assault.

[Julian]

That's because everybody was caring about men's sexual assault except for Ma.

[Rory]

I was talking about me personally. I don't care. I know some gentlemen may feel like that's. I'm saying for me personally, that statement is true. Like there's some women, if you, if they are beautiful and gorgeous, they walk up to you and start whispering your ear and grab your dick. Ain't no goomb. Like, yo, where's the police at? What we talking about here?

[Mal]

Well, I mean, it's.

[Rory]

What are we talking about? Like, wouldn't it go like, yo, can you call the cops? What?

[Damaris]

Not that it wouldn't get.

[Mal]

We don't talk to the cops.

[Damaris]

Yeah, it's not the cops, but it's like there, you can still have that.

[Rory]

You think? I'm release a statement on my Instagram tomorrow on my story.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

If that happened publicly on a live stream like that, with a big streamer. Yeah, he should. If he didn't say anything, that would have been weird.

[Rory]

No, it wouldn't have.

[Julian]

The streamer was like, I apologize for my sister. She never been around anybody of that famous of a caliber before. She just didn't know how to act.

[Rory]

If she did that to Michael Rainey, what do you think she'd do to Chris Brown? She might have blew him on a large. She would have walked in with the wheelies on her knees. The wheelies of sneakers. She would have rolled into the.

[Julian]

They got Knee Heelys.

[Rory]

She would have found them. She for sure would have found them.

[Mal]

I'm just picturing a chick on her knees wheeling.

[Rory]

If she went there.

[Mal]

Hilarious image.

[Rory]

She crashed out. If she crashed out over Michael Rainey Jr. Like that.

[Damaris]

When. When Mal said the wheels, I was picturing this thing.

[Rory]

Yeah, that's how she would have walked.

[Damaris]

Like a dog. Whee.

[Rory]

Yeah, she would have. She would have had a dog wheel on.

[Damaris]

Girls are like this.

[Rory]

That's exactly what she would have came.

[Damaris]

Slide up to the dick for.

[Rory]

Chris Brown. See the. He be getting off at his meet and greet.

[Damaris]

I was going to say all of his meet and greet photos are him just cupping ass cheeks.

[Rory]

Man. Listen, they paying 1100 to get their ass grabbed by Chris Brown. You know, you know what shorty would have did to Chris? Walked in that live streak.

[Julian]

Would you.

[Damaris]

Does he do this for the men?

[Julian]

Is there any celebrity woman you would have paid 1100 for for a photo like that when you were younger?

[Rory]

Paid 1100. Take a photo like that.

[Damaris]

India love. Isn't that your girl?

[Julian]

No, I'm talking about when he was younger.

[Mal]

It don't take that much money for her. My bad.

[Damaris]

That was a shot.

[Rory]

I don't know Usher.

[Julian]

I would have paid that money for Usher back then to cup.

[Damaris]

To cup his ass.

[Mal]

Wait, like, if I had eleven hundred dollars as a kid, the last thing.

[Rory]

I'm doing is paying it to go.

[Julian]

Not as a kid, but these women are like 18, 19, 20.

[Rory]

That's a grown ass woman with that green haircut right there.

[Julian]

Yeah, you're right. She. She at least 36.

[Damaris]

You got kids 36 cities, Chris. These meet and greets are sold out. So 36 cities of cup and ass.

[Julian]

This one girl jumped on him. Like, she wrapped her arms around his neck and he like picked her up. He earned another hundred.

[Damaris]

Wait, that's what's on the back of her shirt.

[Rory]

Oh, that was a second picture with him.

[Damaris]

Wow.

[Julian]

Oh, she love him.

[Damaris]

Wow.

[Julian]

That's her man. Is this a body?

[Rory]

That's her man.

[Damaris]

Is that. Does that count as a body?

[Mal]

That's a hundred bodies.

[Rory]

Yeah. Just because you see the cast of 300. Don't do that. That's a grown woman right there.

[Mal]

That's like being trained on type body, please.

[Julian]

So if. If Kia went and took a picture.

[Mal]

Don't even. Don't even finish.

[Rory]

Yo, yo, yo, yo.

[Damaris]

No, no. So while you were at home with Amara, trying to get her to go.

[Rory]

To sleep, you told me to leave the house.

[Damaris]

You told her to get out the house. And she put this shirt on.

[Rory]

And he was at the Prudential center last night in Jersey. Your girl come back with a meet and greet picture with Chris Brown like, that dog.

[Mal]

I would never. And I'm never an advocate of people killing their girlfriends, but I understand. Yeah, Sometimes, like, sometimes they should see they should go to jail for life.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

But I could be in the courtroom and be like, I understand.

[Rory]

Yeah, I understand.

[Mal]

You shouldn't have taken it there, but I get it.

[Julian]

It would be Chris Brown. It would be. Doesn't she really like James Blake?

[Mal]

Loves James.

[Julian]

He has a. He had a show last night.

[Mal]

Oh, I'm aware.

[Damaris]

James Blake's the man.

[Mal]

You know what we did for my first Father's Day? I took her to James Blake.

[Julian]

Well, what do you.

[Mal]

My first Father's Day.

[Julian]

What are you doing for Father's Day?

[Mal]

I took her to James Blake.

[Rory]

Your Father's Day is Sunday.

[Mal]

And I watched her look at James in ways she's never looked at me.

[Julian]

Well, you're not tall. She could look at him at a different angle.

[Mal]

He was on a stage, too. On a riser.

[Julian]

Like he's looking down on her, talking her through it. What. What you doing on Sunday?

[Mal]

That's crazy talking. Talking her through it might have been the craziest thing she's ever.

[Rory]

Great job.

[Damaris]

Yo, he's six five, bro. He got you beat.

[Mal]

Yeah, at five nine. I don't think we needed to look up his height.

[Damaris]

No, no.

[Mal]

He's taller than me.

[Damaris]

I didn't know he was, like, 6 5. That's like a stark difference.

[Julian]

Is that. That's his wife.

[Damaris]

Damn. She fired, too.

[Mal]

He's not gay.

[Julian]

He like women.

[Damaris]

No, I've met him. Him and Armani are close. And. Yeah.

[Mal]

Oh, I found him not threatening because I thought he was gay.

[Julian]

Nah.

[Damaris]

Damn.

[Julian]

His wife the same color as your wife, too. Same skin tone.

[Damaris]

Yep.

[Julian]

What you doing Sunday?

[Mal]

Going to James Blake. He's back in town for the weekend.

[Rory]

James has my family.

[Mal]

This is. This isn't a coincidence. Why is he in New York for Father's Day every year?

[Rory]

Going to see James?

[Mal]

I mean, if your girl has a celebrity crush, I'm not mad at it being James Blake. It could be worse.

[Damaris]

She really got a type.

[Rory]

Yeah. Your girl got a type for show.

[Mal]

Oh, thanks, guys. Do you think I'm like James Blake?

[Damaris]

No.

[Julian]

Oh, you're prettier than James Blake.

[Rory]

I think y'all both allergic to the sun.

[Mal]

That's true.

[Damaris]

You should do your hair like this.

[Rory]

No, you shouldn't. I'd quit.

[Julian]

How you gonna quit your own company?

[Rory]

I'd quit.

[Mal]

That looks like a muffin.

[Damaris]

Yeah, it does look kind of crazy.

[Rory]

With his looking like that. I will walk right back.

[Mal]

What if I went to Turkey and, like.

[Rory]

I don't care where you went, bro. Don't come in here with that haircut.

[Julian]

It was getting there when he was letting his hair grow.

[Mal]

That's true. He almost got to the James Blake show.

[Julian]

They said you look like the Lego man.

[Damaris]

It did look like a helmet.

[Mal]

Yeah, it was a lot. And it didn't do well on camera.

[Damaris]

I just got a haircut yesterday.

[Rory]

Nobody cares, bro.

[Damaris]

You're welcome, guys.

[Mal]

No problem with you.

[Rory]

I promise you. Not one listening.

[Mal]

Johnny.

[Rory]

I wonder if she got a haircut.

[Mal]

Johnny Drama.

[Rory]

Nobody gives a fuck.

[Damaris]

Took an inch and a half off.

[Rory]

You look like you tell your barber. Take an inch and a half off.

[Damaris]

It was my first time going to a real salon.

[Rory]

A salon.

[Julian]

That went so slow, I.

[Damaris]

Knew I'd get him there. Here we are.

[Mal]

He told. He told his barber at the end to just mess it up.

[Damaris]

Yeah, there we are. We made it.

[Rory]

Yo, tell the. You went to the salon. It's crazy.

[Julian]

A lot of hair. He can't just go to the.

[Rory]

Shut the up. He ain't got more hair than me. And I don't go to the salon. I go to the barber shop.

[Damaris]

I'm not getting my hair braided, bro.

[Rory]

The salon.

[Damaris]

I have very different hair than yours.

[Rory]

You go to the. Go to a bar. You can't go to a regular barbershop. What are you talking about? A salon? Yo, going to the salon is fucking crazy. As a man, he sat in the.

[Mal]

Chair and said, my hair is just not behaving.

[Rory]

This humidity. The spring humidity in New York is a bit much. What are you talking about?

[Damaris]

It was getting to a point where I didn't know what to do with it.

[Julian]

It was too much.

[Damaris]

It was too much. I was wearing too many hats. I'm not usually a hat guy. And I went, sweet Brazilian woman did it for me.

[Rory]

You said, take an inch and a half off the sides.

[Damaris]

I said, do it. I said, this is my first time coming to, like, a real person with scissors. Just do whatever. Do whatever you want to do. I gave her full permission.

[Rory]

So she used scissors. Not like clippers.

[Damaris]

She did clipper. She just like a little bit on.

[Mal]

You know, when they. They put their fingers there and then cut it. That's what they did.

[Damaris]

I like that. That feels good.

[Rory]

Yo, let's take a break. Wait.

[Damaris]

Why foreign?

[Mal]

I Have to ask it. Is it. Is it a good day or is it a bad day? In the MAGA world, I say that to, say, Joe Biden's son, Hunter Biden is convicted of all three felonies in the federal gun trial. So I guess it gives you guys some credence with the laptop and him being a horrible human being, but does it disprove the judicial system is rigged and unfair? Because now you guys can't use that excuse. It can't be corrupt for Trump, but not with Biden. So where are you guys at? I haven't asked any of my MAGA friends yet. I haven't checked Facebook.

[Rory]

I think this is all a distraction.

[Mal]

Now it's a distraction.

[Damaris]

Now it's a distraction.

[Rory]

With Trump, it was a distraction, too. This is definitely.

[Mal]

His laptop wasn't a distraction, though. Now it's a distraction.

[Rory]

I mean, his laptop was, you know.

[Mal]

Where he had crack, his laptop was swag.

[Rory]

All kind of.

[Mal]

All I know is he's cool. That's all I got from it.

[Rory]

Yeah, I'll see what happens. You think he'd do any jail time?

[Damaris]

Yeah. Yeah, he will.

[Mal]

This is, I think three federal gun charges. You do, you're doing jail time.

[Damaris]

This is going to play well for Biden because it shows that he's. He's not giving his son preferential treatment and he still upholds the judicial system. I think this is a really good look for Biden, for his son to go away. It shows that he's above all the land of the law, above all. Even with land of the law, above.

[Rory]

All, that'll help people vote for.

[Damaris]

I think it will. It really will. There's not much he's doing that's good.

[Mal]

He saw how great it pulled when Trump was a felon. It was like, we gotta get one, too. Like, remember when Obama and McCain were going against each other and they had to get what's shorty from Alaska?

[Damaris]

Palin, Sarah Palin.

[Mal]

And they were like, well, we have to get a girl so we can also try to make history, too.

[Damaris]

Oh, you know, so, yeah, this is all.

[Mal]

Yeah, just grabbing some felons.

[Rory]

Grab some felons. Nobody. Ain't nobody voting for Joe Biden, man. That is over with. Nobody gives a fuck. Send your kids, send them to jail for 30 years. Why are you still ain't voting for him? Why gives a fuck about Joe?

[Damaris]

I just think it'll honestly give him peace of mind that he's off the streets.

[Mal]

Like, if you're. He's such a liability now, the Community's definitely safer with. With Hunter behind the wall.

[Rory]

Like, what does Julian talk about? What he. Joe Biden is happy that his son is off.

[Damaris]

Yes, he's a he. I mean, he can't publicly say, but he must. He can't stand. This guy's awful. So get him out of here. And in doing so, it looks like you're upholding the judicial system. You're. No one gets it.

[Rory]

Looks like it.

[Damaris]

Yeah, he is. He's going through due process. Get locked up, serve your time. That would. That would make me feel good about myself.

[Rory]

It would make you feel good about seeing your son go to jail.

[Damaris]

If it's Hunter fucking Biden. Yeah.

[Mal]

I think it makes Joe more relatable.

[Damaris]

Same.

[Rory]

Yeah. Nah, you could really.

[Mal]

I mean, who hasn't been in a motel with two prostitutes, illegal guns, and crack?

[Rory]

Me.

[Mal]

That's the American dream.

[Julian]

Yeah, I ain't gonna lie. I've had that dream before.

[Rory]

You dreamt about being a crackhead prostitute in a hotel room?

[Mal]

I've dreamt of being the prostitute.

[Rory]

You should get. You should get a better mattress.

[Julian]

I should get a sleep coat.

[Mal]

What are you eating before bed if.

[Rory]

That'S what you dre.

[Damaris]

Crack.

[Mal]

This is funny, but he's definitely going to jail. There's. There's no way.

[Rory]

I don't think so, but we'll see.

[Julian]

He's really like, b rad. Like from Malibu's most Wanted.

[Mal]

No, I think. I think Hunter's true to the streets.

[Rory]

Yeah, he's. He ten toes for sure.

[Mal]

He's more like the outside. He's more like Chet Hanks to me.

[Rory]

Yeah, like, he's.

[Mal]

He's really about it. So.

[Rory]

Yeah, he'll pull up.

[Damaris]

He's Chad Hanks. If Chad Hanks went there, like, Hunter's committed to the.

[Mal]

Having illegal guns. When your father has been in politics for 50 years is the craziest thing in the world. Like, what.

[Rory]

What are you saying? That's what I know. Joe Biden's like, yo, my son is just an idiot.

[Damaris]

He's.

[Mal]

Excuse me. You know how easy you could get a permit?

[Rory]

Yeah, like, that's just so.

[Julian]

Yeah, but the guns is. Then it could be traced if you have. You know what I'm saying? If it's registered, it could be traced.

[Mal]

You think he's out here, like, doing drive bys?

[Rory]

His father's the President of the United States and was the former vice president of the United States. He can get legal guns. I promise you that.

[Julian]

No, that's what I'm saying. Legal guns can Be traced.

[Rory]

What is he out here? D. Catching by.

[Mal]

That's what I'm saying. What's he doing?

[Julian]

That's what I'm assuming. He got illegal guns. He don't want to trace back to him. Like.

[Rory]

No, he's a crackhead. He's making crackhead decisions. Damaris. Oh, it's not that he don't want a gun traced back to him. He's just making crackhead decisions all around the board. Like, crackheads don't make good decisions over here and then make. It's just bad decisions all the way around for crackheads.

[Julian]

Okay, Crack.

[Rory]

Once you smoke crack, you're like, all decisions after that are just bad decisions.

[Julian]

No, but there's some. I've met functioning crackheads.

[Rory]

No, you can function. I'm not gonna say you're gonna be in a stupor, like, in a corner, sleeping your drool.

[Mal]

He held the camera the entire time. He was definitely functioning.

[Rory]

Yeah, you gotta be functioning.

[Julian]

But no, but I mean, like, crackheads that go to jail, hold up a job. Like they.

[Mal]

Well, they have to collude with china.

[Rory]

Yeah. You have to get that crack, right? Get a job.

[Mal]

Telling a crackhead, if you want more crack to get a.

[Rory]

Job, go get a job.

[Julian]

That's one of my favorite quotes, is like, you gonna let a crackhead out hustle you? I never heard a crackhead say they can't afford to smoke crack. So you gonna let a crackhead out hustle you today? I wake up and think about that.

[Rory]

Like, damn, that's like, your mantra on your wall.

[Julian]

Yeah, Like, I can't.

[Rory]

Don't let a crackhead out hustle you today. Yeah, she tapped that like the Notre Dame sign on the walkout morning affirmations. Yeah, Like, I'm gonna crack it out hustle you today.

[Damaris]

Hurrah, hurrah.

[Mal]

But they only have to get $10. Like, you can find enough scrap metal or empty plastic bottles to get 10 bucks. Yeah, and I feel like some, like, nice crack dealers will put some on, like, assignment. Like, you know, here's a bundle. Hit me back next week. You know, like the nice crackers remind.

[Damaris]

Bodega guy just did that for me.

[Mal]

Crack?

[Damaris]

No, a sandwich. Their system was down. He was very nice about it.

[Mal]

Sandwich, huh?

[Julian]

Did you pay him later?

[Damaris]

I haven't been back since. But I will go back. I'm going to go back.

[Mal]

Is that. Is that the code word Bill's using now?

[Rory]

You don't have to go back.

[Damaris]

I owe him $10, which is the price of a crack rock. Crack is Relatively inexpensive. Ten bucks is not bad.

[Rory]

Yeah, but when. When the high only lasts four minutes.

[Damaris]

Is that really all you get?

[Rory]

Yeah, you only get a few minutes of being high off crack.

[Damaris]

Oh, damn.

[Rory]

That's why they got it. They keep chasing it because you have to keep getting high.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Mal]

You didn't watch Snowfall just a few minutes, though.

[Rory]

Yeah, it's really.

[Mal]

I thought at least they, like, maybe got half the afternoon.

[Rory]

No. Hell no. Hell, no. Damn.

[Damaris]

There's that much crack going around New York then. Because they always look high off.

[Julian]

They're on fit. The majority.

[Rory]

If you on fentanyl, you sleeping. Because standing up without, you're almost dead on fit. No. Like, there's no way you're out moving around.

[Mal]

And it's also keeping you alive.

[Rory]

Crack.

[Mal]

The low down on crack.

[Julian]

Who wrote this, man?

[Damaris]

Oh, wow. Yeah.

[Rory]

Researchers.

[Damaris]

It says. Yeah. Five to ten minutes.

[Rory]

See y'all. I'll be giving y'all to see y'all. You ain't never been in the trenches.

[Mal]

I've never sold crack. No, I haven't. Never have.

[Julian]

I've seen people do it.

[Mal]

I've watched people smoke crack, but I didn't wait around and had a stopwatch, but just. Yeah, every time I saw them, they were high, so I just assumed that.

[Julian]

Who were on crack. I know. I just didn't know that you had to keep hitting it like coke. But like coke, though. You have to keep snorting coke because coke goes away in, like, what, 40 minutes?

[Rory]

Depends on who's.

[Damaris]

Yeah, it depends.

[Rory]

Depends on who's DJing.

[Mal]

But now I see why it was a lucrative business.

[Damaris]

But like coke every five minutes?

[Mal]

God damn.

[Damaris]

That is insane.

[Julian]

Did y'all not watch snowfall?

[Mal]

No, I didn't see five.

[Rory]

The wire's better.

[Julian]

Oh, wait, you never watched snowfall, and you were saying that the wire is better.

[Mal]

I watched two seasons snowfall. I gotta finish it. I. I have watched some of it. The wire's still better. I didn't need. I didn't need to watch snowfall.

[Rory]

That's not crazy to y'all, that somebody didn't see the entire series and says.

[Julian]

It gets better as it goes on?

[Rory]

That's what I'm saying.

[Mal]

That season two of power, you said it was better than the wire or some.

[Rory]

I said power was.

[Mal]

Oh, yeah.

[Rory]

No, I didn't.

[Julian]

No way.

[Mal]

You said that or it was snowfall. One of those.

[Julian]

Snowfall.

[Rory]

Snowfall. I probably. Because I feel like season two of snowfall was better than season two of the Wire.

[Mal]

All right. But that's a unfair comparison.

[Rory]

Why?

[Mal]

That's one game out of the series. Yeah.

[Rory]

And I'm trying to tell you season.

[Mal]

Two, and you heard.

[Rory]

And you heard somebody other than me.

[Mal]

Season 2 of Sex in the City was better than the Wire. Anything was better.

[Rory]

You just heard me. You just heard Damaris say it gets better as the series goes.

[Julian]

It doesn't get better.

[Mal]

I'm saying. He said it's season two, Snowfall, that it was better than the Wire that had had six seasons already.

[Julian]

I think your. Your bias of being so young and obsessed with the show and like, you're. You're. There's like a nostalgia there.

[Mal]

For sure.

[Julian]

The Wire is like any show, but it's not the greatest show. There are shows.

[Rory]

Why is it. Great show?

[Mal]

I just felt like Snowfall is Sopranos.

[Damaris]

I never watched either.

[Mal]

You really want to get back to.

[Rory]

La, pride of Sopranos?

[Mal]

Probably.

[Julian]

I gotta. I keep saying I'm start the Sopranos. I never.

[Rory]

That's another one. I want to go back and watch. Like, I'm doing Peaky Blondes and I want to go back and start the Sopranos from the beginning.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

All right.

[Mal]

I'll watch Sopranos with you again.

[Rory]

Yeah, I'm gonna go Back to the 40th time. Watch that.

[Julian]

All right, so let's watch it as a. As a group, because we've never seen it.

[Rory]

You just. All right. Because you might meet a nigga next week, and then all of a sudden he's a fucking Sopranos head and you come and hit somebody. I'm on season three as a pranos. Watching it like. I'm not. We're not doing that.

[Julian]

Yo. It's so crazy. The one time I went and did something without you. That's what. The one time I went and did something without you. I've been begging you to do.

[Rory]

To take.

[Julian]

Three years, sit home and relax off of your company.

[Rory]

Why? You can't just sit home and relax. You just gotta. You just said we was going to the movies together, and all of a sudden you come.

[Julian]

Never got me my shoes. Never took me to the movies. Nothing.

[Rory]

I just agreed to take you to the movie.

[Julian]

Nothing.

[Rory]

Monday, and you told me. And now you come here talking about, yo, bad boys.

[Julian]

I used to buy more coffee was amazing. I used to bring mall vegan snacks to work. All this shit I couldn't even get.

[Rory]

And all that stopped as soon as.

[Julian]

You met this new movie date. Nor can I get my new balances that I've been begging for for two years. The fans is to the point where the fans is begging you to get my. What have you done for me lately?

[Mal]

Infatuations.

[Rory]

Ain't it Men's Mental Health Awareness Month?

[Mal]

Like which we just. We completely.

[Rory]

We just completely skipped over that part right now. This is not. Is June not mid to mental. Right. Nobody cares about the black man's mental health during this month.

[Damaris]

Doesn't feel like it.

[Rory]

Doesn't feel like it. Right?

[Julian]

Doesn't feel like it's Pride Month.

[Rory]

Crazy.

[Julian]

Nobody bought it. It's Pride Month too.

[Rory]

How they taking our month?

[Julian]

It was our month first.

[Rory]

Oh, so. Oh, so we kind of like. They kind of parlayed our shit into it. Oh, all right. My bad. I thought y'all had. My bad.

[Julian]

Baby. You ain't buy me a yet.

[Rory]

Buy you a bit. You want me to buy you A for Pride?

[Mal]

I knew they was gonna add sex trafficking into the lgbtq. That those letters just keep getting longer and longer.

[Damaris]

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

[Mal]

Men's men are molesting and sex trafficking soon.

[Damaris]

Men's Mental Health Month looks like it was originally started in 94, while Pride's first start was 99.

[Rory]

Yo, Yom. We was here first.

[Damaris]

Got you beat.

[Rory]

We. Yo, baby D. We was here.

[Damaris]

Gay people didn't exist until 1999.

[Rory]

Exactly.

[Mal]

So gay people are Christopher Columbus is what we're saying.

[Damaris]

Yes.

[Mal]

Got you.

[Rory]

It's just that men's mental health was here first.

[Mal]

So men's mental health deserves casinos.

[Rory]

Yeah. Gotcha. We should be able to go to the casino and gamble all June with no loss, all wins.

[Mal]

And not pay taxes.

[Rory]

Exactly.

[Mal]

I wonder how many People sign up for 23andMe just to try to find out if they don't have to pay taxes.

[Julian]

What? To see if they're Native American.

[Mal]

Yeah. Isn't there like a certain percentage.

[Rory]

When.

[Mal]

America tried to clean that whole thing up?

[Julian]

I know over by Syracuse. They. They also go to school for free like colleges pay for. Yeah.

[Rory]

I'm gonna check mine. Checking everything at this point. Any break?

[Mal]

You going back to school?

[Rory]

Oh, yeah. Doing everything. I'm trying to claim some kids. All kind of.

[Mal]

That would be such a great reality show mall. Going to college. Like just follow him around. Live in the dorms. Cafeteria.

[Julian]

He can't live in the dorms. That can't happen.

[Mal]

He can guess ages. Sorry.

[Julian]

It's 17 year old girls that live in dorms. He's not living in dorms.

[Mal]

But he would know that because look in their eyes and be like 17.

[Rory]

It's coed dorms.

[Damaris]

Oh, wow.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Knew that.

[Mal]

What?

[Rory]

I don't think I ever knew you.

[Julian]

Thought it was sep. Like a separate building for the boys and the girls.

[Damaris]

Wow.

[Rory]

I mean colleges that I've been to, like spent time on camp, like Virginia State, I think was. Was. It wasn't coed dorms. We had to sneak into the girls.

[Damaris]

First time I got was in a girl that was like four doors down from me. Shout freshman year, baby.

[Julian]

Shout out to Liu. It was very, very co Ed.

[Damaris]

Yep, very. Showers right across from each other. Like take a left for the men's.

[Julian]

Oh, we had. We had alternating floors. We had like women's floor, men's floor, women's floor, men's floor.

[Damaris]

Oh, we were mixed.

[Rory]

Oh, they was really trying to get somebody pregnant in your school.

[Damaris]

They were, yeah, sure.

[Julian]

Yeah. But like in college you kill the kids. It's like in high school, your parents make you keep the baby.

[Mal]

It is weird how that works out.

[Julian]

Yeah. In high school, your parents make you keep the baby. In college, your parents are nowhere around. You just go because like you clinic right next door because you have like.

[Mal]

A future at that point.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Mal]

High school crapshoot. Maybe we need another option with a grandkid. Yeah, clearly you're up telling the high.

[Rory]

School kid to keep the baby.

[Julian]

That happens a lot.

[Rory]

Oh yeah. That's insane.

[Julian]

My mother always. My mother doesn't believe in abortion. She told me when I got. When I was in high school, if you get pregnant, we're keeping it and I. Baby, no. Hell no.

[Rory]

Your mom doesn't believe in abortion?

[Julian]

Nope. She does. Not.

[Mal]

Like religiously or just.

[Julian]

I don't know. She just. My mother's really old though. She never believed in it. And she's never had an abortion either. She just waited till she was old as to get pregnant. But yeah, she doesn't believe in abortions. My father either. My father is right wing though, so he's like very. He don't play that at all. So.

[Mal]

Yo. Three, Almost a million teen pregnancies.

[Damaris]

Three in ten teen American girls will get pregnant at least once before the age of 20. Nearly. That's nearly 750, 000 teen pregnancies a year.

[Rory]

It's a lot of.

[Mal]

I mean it's a lot of, you don't really know.

[Damaris]

Nuts getting busted.

[Mal]

We think about it like you're young first time you nut quick.

[Damaris]

A lot of you're pregnant.

[Rory]

Yeah, I get it.

[Julian]

Yeah. And kids are dumb. Like they don't. Kids are just dumb.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

They don't know how to put condoms on right the right way like anything.

[Rory]

Like that too though. That's not Just a kid thing. Some adults I know don't know how to put condoms on. That's a whole nother.

[Damaris]

Look how sad this is. Look at this. This is kind of like unravels your Life. Less than 2% of teen moms earn a college degree by the time they're 30. Damn.

[Mal]

One of my favorite shows, Team Mom. Yeah, And I love that the follow up was my super sweet 16.

[Damaris]

Is that exploitation?

[Mal]

That's just so funny to me because, you know, those girls watch themselves on TV like, yo, I'm on tv. Teen pregnancy and like watching their life struggle. And then the next one is.

[Damaris]

Is a. Yeah, it's like Chris Brown.

[Mal]

On top of a elephant walking into her birthday party.

[Rory]

Fucking crazy.

[Mal]

Yin and yang keeps the world going.

[Rory]

We have voicemail. You've got mail.

[Damaris]

We do. This is a follow up to a conversation we were having. And I think just playing this now would make sense.

[Rory]

Hey, y'all. So the whole conversation about the dead.

[Julian]

X funeral thing made me want to.

[Rory]

Ask you guys if I'm wrong for.

[Damaris]

This, because remember that conversation? Talked about going to a dead ex's funeral.

[Julian]

I've always been.

[Rory]

I've. To this day, I've been living with this guilt for saying this, but I was dating this guy for two years, right?

[Julian]

We break up and it wasn't the best breakup.

[Rory]

Like, we were kind of on and off talking, but for the most part it was basically done. And then I want to say, like a month or two later, I see on his Twitter that he's expecting a baby, right?

[Julian]

So I'm really upset at him. I text him, like, oh, you're fucking dead to me.

[Rory]

Like, whatever. I was pissed.

[Mal]

Oh, God.

[Julian]

Maybe like two days before he dies, he texted me and I didn't reply.

[Rory]

Because I was still on my petty boat that I wasn't going to let him have any access to me. So I just wanted to know if.

[Julian]

I'm wrong for that because I've never.

[Rory]

Said that to someone and then they actually die. So I don't know.

[Julian]

What do you guys think?

[Rory]

Stop. Think you're a terrible person.

[Julian]

Stop.

[Damaris]

Mental health.

[Mal]

What was the text message?

[Julian]

She said, you're dead.

[Damaris]

She said, you're dead to me.

[Mal]

No.

[Damaris]

Then he went and died.

[Mal]

He text two days before he died.

[Julian]

Like, it doesn't matter.

[Damaris]

He was having a kid. He's probably in a whole different space.

[Mal]

Was it like a sudden thing or was he texting her like, hey, I'm about to die in two days?

[Julian]

No, I don't think he.

[Mal]

Oh, then she shouldn't feel bad. She didn't know.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

No, it's more like she's saying. Like she feels like she's spoken into existence. You do have to be careful what you say. But I wouldn't hold that guilt in your heart. If he was a piece of shit, maybe it was karma.

[Damaris]

Damn.

[Mal]

If she sounded like you're dead to the world, then maybe she should feel bad.

[Julian]

Yeah, I said you was dead to me, and Jesus say, yeah, you and anybody else that ain't got shit to do with you.

[Damaris]

Now that kid is widowed, though. Not widowed, fatherless. And the woman that he was with is widowed.

[Mal]

Yeah, feel bad.

[Julian]

Yeah, I feel bad, but you're a piece of shit.

[Mal]

You should actually wallow in this and actually never get over it. And shame. Shame yourself.

[Rory]

Yeah, you should fall into, like, a deep depression and your hair starts falling out.

[Damaris]

Try some crack.

[Rory]

I don't know if you should try that, but.

[Mal]

Oh, I feel like maybe you should pay for the funeral.

[Damaris]

Does she go to the funeral? Yeah, she.

[Rory]

No. You wish death on somebody and it.

[Damaris]

And then the next time you see.

[Julian]

Him, you're dead to me. Is not wishing.

[Mal]

When Bishop showed up to hug the family, yeah, you're dead to me.

[Rory]

What is that?

[Julian]

That's not wishing. You're dead to me. Is like, basically like, you're out of my life. That's not. Oh, you're. I hope you die. I've had people say, I hope you die.

[Rory]

Somebody told you they hope you die? Yeah, like a dude.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

What did you do to him?

[Rory]

I'm telling you, Damaris must have that snapback, boy. You tell a chick, bitch, I hope you die.

[Mal]

She has a better throat than Joey.

[Rory]

Chestnut, and she says she got a better throat than Joey Chestnut. She might not be lying, Right. You wish death on a girl that's not with you no more is crazy, yo. That is crazy.

[Damaris]

I hope he dies.

[Rory]

I hope you die. Yo, telling a girl that you used to with I hope you die is some of the craziest ever.

[Mal]

That's little past the.

[Rory]

What? I hope you die. I ain't never had no that good.

[Julian]

I. I hope he gets help. But anyway, Shorty, you shouldn't feel bad.

[Rory]

What if he died? What if he. What if he dies, though?

[Julian]

What, he hope I die? No, I wouldn't laugh at that. I'll just say, my ancestors don't play about me. That's what I say every time anything bad happens to people who wish bad on me. My ancestors don't play about.

[Damaris]

Would you go to his Funeral.

[Mal]

No, she walked right past the casket. Sarcastic. Look at him still sleeping.

[Julian]

Stop.

[Mal]

If somebody wished death upon me and then they died.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

I'm walking past their casket. Sarcastic.

[Rory]

I might not. I might not go to a casket, but I might. I might play Many men outside the funeral.

[Damaris]

That's way worse.

[Mal]

Why that song.

[Rory]

That's Many men with death upon me. Like, yeah, I'm playing that outside your funeral. Wish I died and he died before me. I'm for sure playing Many men outside his funeral home.

[Damaris]

Oh, my God.

[Rory]

That's a fact.

[Julian]

I know. He didn't mean it. He didn't really mean it. He didn't mean it. He was just hurt and emotionally immature.

[Rory]

Yeah, I get it. And Snapback was. He was gonna miss that Snapback. That red snapper.

[Damaris]

Calling her a red snapper.

[Rory]

Got that red snapper. Y'all know she got that red snapper with rice and peas down there. We ain't gonna act like she. Oh, that's what it is. I figured it out. Cause Damaris could cook. See, when you cook, though. When you could cook and that sex fire man ain't trying to lose that, man.

[Mal]

You gotta die.

[Rory]

Yeah, like, you gotta. Ain't no other nigga about to get this shit.

[Mal]

No else can get. You gotta die.

[Rory]

This makeup bread from scratch. She got a bread making like you ain't never had bread from scratch. You is wonder bread eating, man. Your chick ain't never made. Took two hours to make bread for you.

[Mal]

She collects yeast.

[Rory]

Yeah. And that thing. Good, man, I hope you die. Don't ever get that to nobody else.

[Mal]

What was your reply? Did you, like, double tap it?

[Julian]

No.

[Damaris]

How long ago?

[Julian]

I said, I'm praying for you, and that's it.

[Rory]

Oh, you gave the. I'm praying for you.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Oh, yeah. He for sure strung out on drugs right now. Whoever that is. A chick pray for you and you hope she died. And she's like, I'm just gonna pray for you. I gotta go smoke some crack. After that, for sure, my life is over.

[Julian]

What?

[Rory]

Because if you're down that bad. If you're down that bad, where you say, I hope you die? And she says, I'm gonna pray for you. What you got after?

[Damaris]

I hope different.

[Rory]

That's it. After I hope. I hope you die. She said, I'm gonna pray for you. You don't got nothing else after that? It's over.

[Mal]

Yeah. At that point, you might just have to fake commit suicide.

[Rory]

Yeah, like, oh, I'm just joking.

[Julian]

That gets so old.

[Damaris]

You know, people have done that only.

[Mal]

Lamar Odom did it, right? Only when I give a pass when he did that type of move.

[Julian]

See our friends now. You shouldn't be.

[Damaris]

Yeah. You didn't bring that up when we sat down with him when he almost died.

[Rory]

Yeah. You're not gonna.

[Mal]

I'm saying he actually, like, went through with it.

[Damaris]

Oh, no.

[Mal]

And went out like a man in a whorehouse.

[Rory]

Hello.

[Mal]

Almost drugs in his system just to get his back.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

That's a man right there.

[Rory]

That's why we got to download his podcast.

[Mal]

All these other pussies that just fake text message. I'm going to kill myself. You leave me not. Lamar went to Vegas and said, watch.

[Rory]

Yeah, that's a man he almost fucked to death. You niggas ain't fucking to death. Just fire. That's what Fucking to death.

[Julian]

Fire.

[Mal]

Only man that ever fucked to get his girl back.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

In two games.

[Rory]

Check out our Patreon, available now. Lamar Odom.

[Julian]

Yeah, we have a Lamar Odom episode. We don't talk about that, but we talk about some other.

[Mal]

I would never bring that up in.

[Rory]

Front of no man. You can't do that. You can't bring that up.

[Mal]

I would love to. That's a conversation I would love to have with him.

[Rory]

But yeah, off camera. Yeah, I'm not going to joke about that on camera. I would never do that. No.

[Mal]

You know, he probably, like, looks back at that night and smiles.

[Rory]

Yeah, he's a legend.

[Mal]

Like, you know. You know when Walter White at the end of Breaking Bad. Spoiler alert. When he, like, goes next to the meth machine falls and then it's the aerial shot and he's smiling. That's how I feel. Like Lamar thought he was going up.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

But then, you know, if you don't.

[Rory]

Go out, you got to go out like that. They saved him at the Bunny Ranch.

[Mal]

And then Chloe brought him to the garden.

[Rory]

Oh, love it.

[Mal]

I have anxiety. Almost killed myself. Take me to the garden with Kanye and Travis Queen's legend. Do we have another voicemail? We're going to Patreon.

[Damaris]

We. Let's do one more Cool for the weekend.

[Julian]

And girl, please don't speak deaf on.

[Rory]

Don't.

[Julian]

Just. Just don't say nothing else.

[Mal]

And yeah, sorry.

[Julian]

We handled that because apparently you have a. You have a strong powers of manifestation, so just be careful what you wish for.

[Mal]

Condolences to his family. We handled that poorly.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

What a gunna say that got power?

[Mal]

Is that what gunna said?

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Mal]

You think he's the only person to say that?

[Damaris]

He's the only.

[Mal]

I think that's in the Old Testament.

[Damaris]

Yeah. She want to go viral, that pussy.

[Rory]

I get it.

[Damaris]

I get it.

[Julian]

Again, sorry.

[Damaris]

Yep.

[Rory]

Okay. So I'm 25. My man is 24, and we have been together for about two years.

[Julian]

And so we go back and forth.

[Rory]

On this topic of, like, you know, me having, you know, a friend that is a man. You know, him having a friend that's a woman. I feel like it's perfectly fine. He doesn't. Of course, I want to respect my man and my relationship and, you know, consider what he says. And I have been. But I feel, like, stifled because I.

[Julian]

Just really don't like hearing that I can't do something. I feel like that's toxic a little bit.

[Mal]

I don't know.

[Rory]

Can you guys let me know what you guys think about this?

[Julian]

You know, it's like he even went.

[Rory]

As far as saying, like, no male business partners. And, like, that is screaming. But also, like, I don't know. We had a talk with one of his friends as well, and it's like, I don't know. They gave me some insight that it's not insecurity, or even if it is, you're not supposed to say that. You're supposed to, you know, shower him with love and all this other shit, which I do already. You know, I'm just like, all right, I get it. But it's like, it seems like you don't trust me. You know, like I said, it's like he's saying, oh, I trust you. I don't trust anybody else. But, like, I'm like, if I wanted to cheat, I would. It's no choring. It's no, like, you know, thing that someone's going to convince me. But it's always like, okay, well, what if we're in a fight? You're just going to go him.

[Julian]

Like, I don't know.

[Rory]

I feel like we could be healthy and have friends of the opposite gender. What do you think?

[Mal]

She's leaving out some missing pieces.

[Julian]

I never want to be a child.

[Rory]

Ever saying, if I wanted to cheat, I would or I could. I mean, that doesn't help.

[Mal]

No, it definitely does not help a situation.

[Julian]

No, but. But because she's. Because he's like, well, I don't. It's not that I don't trust you. I don't trust him. And she's like, well, he can't coerce me into cheating on you. If I want to cheat, I'm gonna cheat. It's not like he's coercing me into it. So if you trust me, you should trust me.

[Mal]

Telling an insecure man, if I wanted to him, I would. Is not gonna help the situation.

[Rory]

No.

[Mal]

And vice versa.

[Julian]

Girl, leave. I'm here to tell you now I'm a little bit older than you. Leave. Leave.

[Mal]

I was a little confused in the beginning. She has a male best friend as well.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

And he has a few things.

[Damaris]

She doesn't have a problem with him having a girlfriend.

[Mal]

I think. I think she's leaving some shit out of this. There's no way. The guy with the girl best friend is now yelling at his girl that she can't even have.

[Julian]

But I don't even think that they both said that. She said that she fucked her male.

[Mal]

Best friend and he knows that that's.

[Julian]

What she's putting that shit on her. She never.

[Mal]

I know I am.

[Julian]

But she said that they were just talking about having female friends and male friends. They. She. They never said that they even had any because he just straight said he's against it. You can't even have a male business partner.

[Damaris]

Yeah. What is that?

[Julian]

It's a. It's a 24 year old loser. 24 year old young.

[Damaris]

Dump his lame ass.

[Julian]

Get rid of him.

[Mal]

Get rid of his male best friends. If she doesn't have any male friends, she's a whore. And if a guy like that logic.

[Julian]

No.

[Mal]

If a guy doesn't have any female friends, he's a whore as well. It's weird if you don't have friends.

[Julian]

Men with. Men with female friends tend to be the biggest horse. I'm not going lie.

[Damaris]

What? No, no.

[Rory]

Just friends.

[Julian]

Didn't you. Your last female friend and she blocked you. Didn't we talk about that last episode?

[Mal]

He nutted too quick.

[Damaris]

You give her that Kobayashi.

[Rory]

No, we were friends, but that was like. We didn't. That was years ago that we. We've been friends years after we had sex. So that's not like she's in a new relationship.

[Julian]

Yeah. Here you are blocked.

[Mal]

That's not a female friend like that though. It was probably just someone you hadn't yet.

[Rory]

Yeah, no, we.

[Mal]

I know saying before you guys.

[Rory]

We were friends before we way.

[Mal]

But like friends like that haven't yet. Not friends.

[Julian]

I think y'all became friends after y'all.

[Rory]

No, we were friends before we. That's what I'm trying to tell you. We were friends before we.

[Julian]

So how did y'all end up.

[Rory]

Ended up.

[Damaris]

Yeah, but like how did that happen? Was it a date? You didn't just, like, link up for lunch. And then we was hanging out.

[Rory]

We was hanging out one night. We just started making out, and that was it.

[Damaris]

Go ahead, man.

[Rory]

Yeah. Y'all never just made out with a friend?

[Damaris]

No, no, no.

[Rory]

Y'all don't get bitches.

[Mal]

True.

[Julian]

So is she a to get, or is she your friend? That's our point. When we were saying two could be true. I ain't never.

[Rory]

She's somebody else.

[Julian]

Julian House chilling. I was like, you know what? I should put Julian's tongue down my throat. No, I have.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Women I've. That I'm friends with, but that doesn't make them my.

[Rory]

So you never had. You never had a fee. You never had a female friend that you were just friends with at first and then y'all ended up.

[Mal]

Yes, but now they're not. Like, in this scenario, a bestie, like, that's someone I'm friends with that I.

[Rory]

Okay.

[Mal]

That's not like the male or female best friend.

[Julian]

Well, he's. She's back to her question. She's just saying her man says she can't have male friends, period. Not even just a male bestie. She can't have male friends.

[Rory]

He's insecure.

[Damaris]

We need lame.

[Julian]

He's 24. Get rid of him.

[Rory]

I'm not gonna say get rid of him, but I mean, yes. Just understand. I mean, because they're both young and they've been together two years, so, yeah, they're young. They. You know. He's insecure. Obviously insecure.

[Julian]

Men don't ever just stop suddenly being insecure. They remain insecure.

[Mal]

I kind of want to follow up on this after she tells him. But you have a female best friend and what his response to that is.

[Julian]

But that's not.

[Mal]

I would like to know what that means.

[Rory]

Well, I know what my intentions are. His thing is, he doesn't know what the guy's intentions are with her and.

[Damaris]

One of the friends. Ugly.

[Rory]

There's that little tidbit for you.

[Damaris]

Yeah, like the one where she grabs a dick. You're like, this is sexual assault because she's ugly.

[Mal]

Dudes, ugly chicks all the time.

[Damaris]

They wouldn't befriend them.

[Rory]

That's also true.

[Damaris]

Charity work.

[Julian]

Jesus Christ.

[Rory]

And here's my ugly best friend. You don't feed her after midnight.

[Julian]

Ryan.

[Mal]

She needs snacks in between naps, so she gets cranky.

[Rory]

Let's see. Don't feed her after midnight, okay? She has her favorite movie in her bag. Leave.

[Mal]

Leave that guy.

[Damaris]

That literally happened last night. That's why I'm laughing so hard.

[Mal]

What happened?

[Julian]

You fucked your ugly best friend?

[Damaris]

No, no, no. Just like, I was out with Small.

[Julian]

Stop.

[Damaris]

A friend of ours, Ace, who's Cordae's manager, and then the friend of mine from college. And we're at the bar and, like, these group of girls walk in and there's three that are very pretty, and there's just one that's like, oh, God, she's looked like. Just like a Muppet.

[Rory]

Yeah, it's just.

[Damaris]

She's looked tired.

[Rory]

You got to go.

[Damaris]

Has to suck for you, but you.

[Rory]

Have to befriend that one.

[Damaris]

None. None of us did.

[Rory]

See? No.

[Damaris]

No.

[Mal]

Why not? What if she was, like, interesting?

[Damaris]

Gee, I just wasn't gonna happen.

[Mal]

Was it like a 3 on 3?

[Damaris]

Someone had to land me because I'm gonna get killed. He's massaging his. We didn't talk to any of them at all. We didn't, like, engage with any because.

[Rory]

One of the girls was, like, so up the night.

[Mal]

I was too scared to talk to girls.

[Damaris]

It was radiating.

[Rory]

It's some spillover. She's ugly. They might have ugly personalities, man.

[Mal]

See, he don't even know the old strategy. You got to talk to the ugly one.

[Damaris]

I can't do that. But then. Then you. You're giving up too much valuable time for the actual one. I'm time efficient.

[Julian]

Men are awful. Humans.

[Damaris]

No, I'm not talking to the Uber driver.

[Rory]

Oh, man, we are so.

[Mal]

Women do the same, just in a different way.

[Damaris]

They do.

[Julian]

I promise you. I'm never talking to the ugly friend.

[Rory]

See, at least I would.

[Julian]

I don't want to talk to the cute friend. You think I'm talking to an ugly on purpose?

[Rory]

What you mean you don't want to talk to the. Yo. DeMario. Yo, why you. What's up?

[Julian]

What's going on?

[Rory]

What you mean you're not talking to the cute?

[Julian]

I'm just talking about, like, I'm not approaching. No. A group of men and be like, yo, what's up? Like, to the cute. I'm not doing that.

[Rory]

Why? I just.

[Julian]

I don't know. Shy.

[Damaris]

Shy.

[Rory]

She just said she got a better throat than Joey Chestnut. She just said she could swallow a tote bag.

[Julian]

I know.

[Rory]

But she's shy.

[Mal]

But you gotta understand, there's Clark Kent and there's Superman. It just depends what scenario you in.

[Julian]

You know what's crazy?

[Mal]

She got the glasses on.

[Damaris]

You've never done this. Damaris.

[Mal]

This is just.

[Damaris]

With the bun.

[Mal]

Your forehead has never had veins pop like that.

[Rory]

Yeah, you've never sweated like that.

[Damaris]

One handed, too.

[Julian]

But the things I say on this podcast are just entertainment. Like, this is. I come in and I am a character in real life, I'm not like this. Y'all know me in real life.

[Rory]

You're not like this. You've been throwing ass in the spot, too. Shut up. Shaking that. I just saw you shaking ass on your story.

[Julian]

But shaking ass doesn't require you to, like, converse with people. I can shake ass and, like, in silence. Like, I could shake ass.

[Rory]

Shaking ass in silence.

[Mal]

It's a mating call, yo.

[Rory]

Shaking ass and not saying nothing to nobody.

[Damaris]

It's like, there's no music.

[Rory]

Yo, what's up with your people? She ain't said nothing all night, but she was shaking her ass.

[Damaris]

Not even music playing.

[Mal]

She's on a solo date. She's all by herself.

[Rory]

Yo, we just ordered appetizers, and she's shaking her ass like, yo, what's up with your girl?

[Julian]

No, but, like, you know, girls be shaking ass on girls. Like, I don't have. It doesn't require me to talk to any. I'm not a person that, like, talks to men. Like, I don't. I don't. I just don't do that.

[Rory]

You just said you was talking to some cute the other day.

[Julian]

No, I. No, I did not say that. See? Y'all see?

[Mal]

Mall.

[Julian]

Whoever listening to this man, mob entertainer. He good at his job.

[Rory]

You said it on camera.

[Julian]

I did not say that.

[Rory]

You just said when you was out over the weekend, you was like, yo.

[Damaris]

The burgers and Bob. You didn't.

[Rory]

You didn't remember the conversation. They. You said they said you was talking to somebody. You were so fried. He was like. I don't even remember.

[Julian]

Like, oh, it was a girl. No, that wasn't a guy. That was.

[Rory]

Oh, okay. Yeah, I know. You said you.

[Julian]

I'm like, wait, what? No, I didn't talk to no men there. It was all girls.

[Rory]

All right, my bad. I knew.

[Mal]

Follow up with that. What's up?

[Julian]

The girl? Yeah, she texted me. Shout out to her.

[Rory]

Shout out to her.

[Mal]

She know you want to say the nude yet?

[Rory]

Did she send the nudes?

[Julian]

Damn. It was three days ago.

[Rory]

It sound like you slacking on your Mac and baby, what's up? Get your weather together.

[Mal]

What, you doing late now? Yeah, he's moved on to, like, in.

[Julian]

Three days of y'all meeting them.

[Rory]

Three days?

[Damaris]

Three days?

[Rory]

More like three hours.

[Damaris]

Come on.

[Mal]

Let me go through my request. Dms.

[Rory]

Three days for, like, three hours.

[Julian]

No, your request dms is different. That's different. Those are like groupies. I'm talking about people that you actually meet. They send you naked pictures of them within three hours.

[Damaris]

Last time that happened to me is at a. I think we were in la. I was at a house party, left, met a girl there, she was mad I didn't live in la. And I was like, I'll be back. Knowing I wasn't really coming back anytime soon. And she sent me a nude like maybe an hour or two after I left the house. Pro.

[Rory]

I.

[Julian]

This is why I'm. I can't. I'm not doing stuff like that.

[Rory]

Not you. I'm just saying girl. The girl you met could have sent you a nude. That's why I asked. It happened.

[Julian]

I don't think normal women are just sending naked pictures.

[Mal]

I actually feel like that would happen more in the lesbian, bi, women on women community than with men and women.

[Damaris]

True.

[Mal]

Like that's. I think.

[Julian]

No, but we're not. So a woman. A woman doesn't have to like send me a nude for her to get my attention. I know, like, women have to like give y'all something because y'all are squirrel brained. So if they don't get put something directly in your face, you're gonna go be off sucking another bitch's titty. So it has like, oh, look, nipples.

[Mal]

Look, see me titty in my face.

[Julian]

Yeah, we don't have to do that. We actually like, you know, care about each other.

[Rory]

Titty in the queue.

[Damaris]

So it is nice to just like be on your phone casually and just. Oh, titty.

[Rory]

That actually is. I read this. It's a study with accident, with depression and send a random nude. It helps your day.

[Mal]

Yeah, definitely does.

[Julian]

I mean, I like in the morning.

[Damaris]

A day I like too.

[Julian]

I just, I. And I've. I've gotten them before, but like not from a person I met three hours.

[Damaris]

Ago from a guy.

[Mal]

You know, like women are comfortable changing in front of each other or whatever.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Is the bisexual homegirl. Does people like get a little weird, you think?

[Julian]

When we were younger. I don't now know, but when we were younger and I first was coming out as bisexual, there were some like, some weird, like people felt weird and it's like, yo, shorty, I wouldn't fuck you with somebody else's dildo.

[Rory]

For real.

[Mal]

That would be unsanitary.

[Damaris]

How did you come out as bisexual?

[Mal]

Definitely in one of her raps.

[Damaris]

Like.

[Mal]

For sure.

[Julian]

Yo, yo me, you good.

[Mal]

He was there way before McLemore or whatever. Gay Song that was.

[Julian]

I. I feel like everybody else knew I was gay before I did. And then when I started to. When I started to experiment, I had a best friend that was, like, always, like, next to me, and people were like, y'all are in love with each other. And we were like, no.

[Rory]

Like, no, we just lick each other.

[Damaris]

I was gonna say, what was the like.

[Julian]

Because I've. You know how Facebook shows you, like, memories? I saw, like, a memory from school where I was like, yeah, I'm, like, such an ally for, like, the LGBT community. But, like, nope, Everybody thinks I'm gay. I'm far from gay. I was so close. I was so, like, right downstairs. Right downstairs. But I just really. I didn't know. I just. I wasn't. I didn't know. But, yeah, I don't know.

[Mal]

I think the slumber party took you over the edge.

[Damaris]

That's what I'm trying to figure out. Like, what was the. What was the moment?

[Julian]

I was in college.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[Julian]

I was. I was in college. And shout out to that. That wonderful young girl.

[Mal]

But, yeah, we should have her on the pod.

[Rory]

Yeah, well, she's.

[Julian]

She's dead now, so.

[Rory]

Oh, great, man.

[Damaris]

I had a really up joke. I'm not gonna say it.

[Rory]

Damn.

[Julian]

Thank you.

[Damaris]

I appreciate that growth right there, guys.

[Mal]

What about the second one? That you're pussy.

[Rory]

Yeah, let's move ahead. Speed it up.

[Julian]

She cool.

[Rory]

That means y'all still kick it.

[Mal]

Definitely.

[Julian]

Nah.

[Rory]

Oh, she got a man now. No.

[Julian]

But, yeah, it was. It was. I don't know. I guess when I. When I came out to my parents. When I came out to my parents, it was. I don't know. That was. That was a little different.

[Rory]

Your father cry?

[Julian]

No, he didn't. He said, I always thought she was gay. He was always freaky. When he was a kid, we always used to point at you and say, you're freaky. You're weird. So they been thought I was gay. My parents always thought I was gay. They didn't think I liked men.

[Mal]

That sounds really supportive.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

You freaky.

[Julian]

Yeah, it was like, he was always.

[Rory]

A freaky, Go clean up your room. A little freaky devil.

[Mal]

They didn't try to pray the gateway?

[Julian]

No, I had a. Praying the gay away is crazy.

[Damaris]

Can we go to one of those camps?

[Julian]

It's very torturous. And I had a friend that had to go through.

[Rory]

What do they do, they just pray until you're not gay?

[Julian]

No, they just. They try to convince you that you're broken.

[Mal]

I've witnessed it in Person. The church I used to go to in Newark when I was, like, trying to find myself in religion, there was a kid that was clearly gay. That was the girl that brought me there, his cousin. And I told her, you know, your cousin's definitely gay. Denied it all the way. Four or five years passed. Get right into service. He had came out to his mom the night before. Pastor sat there, put his whole hand on top of his head in front of the whole congregation. Mind you, this is the same pastor that makes pregnant women sitting in the back row if they're not married. He was sitting there trying to. To palm the gay out of this kid's head. And I think the pastor was gay.

[Rory]

Oh.

[Mal]

So I think he was actually flirting.

[Julian]

Oh, yeah. You know, that Rory, he was not.

[Mal]

Well. Yeah, no, they were all trying to pray the gay.

[Rory]

Pray the gay.

[Mal]

It was hilarious.

[Julian]

It's. But it's actually very tortured.

[Mal]

Shout out to Chancellor F. It's very. It was never. I'm not going. Yeah.

[Julian]

Thank you.

[Rory]

All right.

[Julian]

Thank you.

[Mal]

Yeah, it was right there.

[Rory]

And, Julian, you.

[Mal]

What happened with yours? Was it at the salon yesterday when they asked you how your husband likes your hair?

[Rory]

My bad. Julian. That was too easy. That was just sitting there. It was like I was waiting for the screen. Demera set the screen. I just had to shoot him. I'm sorry. My bad. Yeah, that's Black Magic's boy.

[Damaris]

I'm really just researching how this pray the gay away shit works. This is crazy.

[Mal]

At church, they didn't call it pray the gay way, but everyone was praying. Yeah, for the gayness to leave him.

[Julian]

Yeah. Like it was a demon, a spirit.

[Damaris]

There's a really funny video on YouTube about that.

[Mal]

That church was crazy. He used to make all the pregnant women sit in the back row.

[Rory]

Gangster.

[Julian]

Are you serious?

[Mal]

Yes. If they were not married.

[Rory]

No.

[Mal]

And we were in Newark. There was a lot of pregnant women.

[Rory]

It was a close. It was closer to the bathroom. Gentlemen.

[Julian]

To get delivered more.

[Damaris]

This is one of the best videos on the Internet.

[Mal]

Do you believe this didn't work?

[Rory]

The Lord tonight has set you free. Yes, sir. Turn around and tell those people.

[Mal]

Lying in church is so much fun. Look at his bow tie.

[Rory]

No more.

[Julian]

Really?

[Mal]

What, did they try to pray your gay away friend's dad.

[Julian]

Oh, no, Pastor.

[Damaris]

The pastor in this video is her dad's. Her friend's dad.

[Julian]

Damn, yomi, Your parents accepted you, right?

[Mal]

In your.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Women, women, women.

[Damaris]

Rory, that's like.

[Rory]

I'm not g. I would not date a man. I would not tear a Purse, bro. I would not put on makeup.

[Damaris]

He's just saying all the things he wants to do, bro.

[Julian]

All the things he plan on doing Saturday night.

[Mal]

Yo, cuz, no one was even talking about that.

[Damaris]

I will.

[Rory]

Football.

[Julian]

Oh, even. Even the Holy Ghost Gay. Look at him, please, y'all.

[Rory]

Praise God with him. What?

[Damaris]

I will not put on makeup.

[Julian]

I would have been in the church. I. This.

[Rory]

Why. This. Why I can't go to church.

[Damaris]

Can we please go to. We got to go to Florida, bro.

[Rory]

I'm going get kicked, though. I can't see. I would. You think I could sit down and watch some like that live in front?

[Damaris]

I would be crying, laughing.

[Rory]

Sorry.

[Mal]

Yeah, it's hilarious.

[Damaris]

I would love. Can we please go to one of these?

[Julian]

No.

[Mal]

Well, they're like. I don't think they put out flyers. Like, you just have to. I went to that church for five years before it happened.

[Julian]

But they have Pray away the gay camp. Like, how they have fat camp.

[Damaris]

Oh, my God. Can we please go to one?

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

They have anti gay camps.

[Rory]

They have anti gay camps.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Ma would be the best counselor shaming them I can.

[Rory]

I never knew about this.

[Mal]

Telling them it's a disease.

[Rory]

Yeah. Is it, like, when does it start? When's the first session? Some. Some of times here. Like, what is the session? Yeah, I want to go. Hell, yeah. I want.

[Mal]

What are the activities?

[Rory]

Oh, you just.

[Damaris]

Yeah. What do you. What do you do?

[Julian]

I. I don't. I don't. I don't know. I. I wanted to keep my gay. I never wanted it to go away. Yo, that's what they're called, religious conversion camps.

[Damaris]

Yeah. I guess there's another conversion.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Oh, so that's where they just send. If you think your kid is gay to find the Lord.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

And to, like, switch you. Yeah.

[Rory]

The documentary about how these cancers were, like, molesting these kids. When that comes out. Yeah.

[Mal]

So, like, camp.

[Rory]

Yeah. Amazing. It's gonna be amazing.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Like the boy Scouts.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

Why would you send your kid to conversion therapy?

[Rory]

No.

[Julian]

Okay.

[Rory]

Conversion therapy. Like, if my kid was gay.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Rory]

No, I wouldn't give a.

[Mal]

You just beat the gay at him old school. Save some money.

[Julian]

Yeah, but I think he got to.

[Rory]

Get out of here. He can't live here. He can no longer live here with that. You know what I'm saying? But I wouldn't try to take him to compression.

[Julian]

Encourage him.

[Rory]

He just can't live under my household is all I'm saying. Still love him, but he got to get up out of here.

[Julian]

I would Just make sure that he's gay. Like, I mean, I'm gonna make sure that you're gay. Like, are you actually gay?

[Rory]

Asking your kid if they're actually gay?

[Julian]

Yeah, like. Like, I don't know.

[Mal]

That's the best way to go about that.

[Julian]

No, I'm not going.

[Rory]

Son. Are you actually gay, son?

[Julian]

But I'm going to make sure that they're actually gay. Like, I want to make sure. Son, daughter, whatever. I want to make sure that you're actually gay and this is what you're actually attracted to, versus you've been. A lot of people turn gay because of sexual assault.

[Mal]

True.

[Julian]

You know what I'm saying? Like, I just want to make sure that there's nothing else. You haven't been influenced, stayed straight. I had it.

[Mal]

I held it down, soldier.

[Rory]

Right there. It's Jake's son.

[Mal]

I'm an example that it could work.

[Rory]

Stay. The cost of marriage. You stay focused. It's trials and tribulations in life, but when you on that path, nothing could.

[Damaris]

Deter every one of these letters. Like, oh.

[Rory]

Yeah, lgbt. Yo, Rory fighting the Alphabet is crazy.

[Mal]

Homie Knew I didn't like it.

[Damaris]

Roy fought the Alphabet. That's why he can't read.

[Mal]

Not bad.

[Rory]

Oh, my bad, bro. I don't mean to make fun of you, you know, you're tumultuous times.

[Damaris]

Oh, man.

[Mal]

Don't call my times what's too tumultuous.

[Damaris]

There's more letters. What's 2s. 2 spirit.

[Rory]

See, this is where they lose me with this.

[Damaris]

Yeah, that's like when they put letters in math.

[Julian]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Mal]

What is two? Is that like the twin flame shit?

[Damaris]

That's a. That's a. That's a Janae Ako Big Sean album.

[Mal]

Maybe like, you know, like yourself.

[Julian]

I'm sorry.

[Mal]

That's definitely gonna be part two.

[Julian]

That was very funny. I'm sorry, Julian.

[Mal]

Why'd they bring the Native Americans into this?

[Damaris]

Yeah, this is. We're.

[Rory]

Well, they were here first, so they had.

[Damaris]

Oh, wait, so it's two spirit people. Oh, so this is spirituality. Not physical, like sex. So spiritually male, female, and sometimes intersex individuals who combined activities from both men and women with traits unique to their status as two spirit people.

[Mal]

I didn't understand one word of that.

[Damaris]

So it's. It's kind of. I don't know how to break this down. It's less about the physical. It's not the physical in itself. It's more of the spirituality of the. Of the being.

[Julian]

So you have Two spirits. One of them is, like. Let's say one of my spirits is asexual, and the other one is bisexual. So I have two people inside me, and one is.

[Rory]

That's called something else. I don't know.

[Mal]

Bipolar disorder.

[Rory]

I just saw that on.

[Mal]

I'm a Gemini.

[Damaris]

Back to the church.

[Rory]

I have two people beside me.

[Julian]

It's Pride Month.

[Rory]

I don't know if that's what. Yeah, my bad.

[Julian]

Thank you.

[Rory]

And it's men's mental health awareness. Yeah.

[Julian]

We give a. About child's mental health.

[Rory]

Yes, we do.

[Damaris]

I do.

[Julian]

Oh, and I do want to clear up something, because I got a lot of negative comments about the comment I made about men always killing themselves. When Rory said the best way to handle as a man depression is to suck it in, or your feelings, you just suck them in. And I said, if that was the best way, y'all wouldn't be killing yourselves. I want to make it clear that I was not making fun of men killing themselves. I was telling story. No, no, no.

[Rory]

It was not one person.

[Julian]

My. My. My D. My DMs never really get flooded with from the pod. There were a bunch of men harassing me, saying that that was. I said it wrong or whatever. So I do want to apologize and say I was saying that holding your feelings in and men holding their feelings in is one of the reasons why the men's suicidal rates are sky high. Y'all need to talk about it so that y'all stop jumping off of bridges. That's all.

[Rory]

So thank you for clearing that up, baby.

[Julian]

No problem.

[Rory]

Now back to these two spirits inside you. Where'd you meet them?

[Julian]

Last lap.

[Damaris]

This is kind of. This is why I can't. This community, like, because now it's, like, including the indigenous cultures thing, it's just. It just seems performative.

[Julian]

I don't know who wrote that, because I've never even seen that.

[Damaris]

Oh, this is like the official allies.

[Rory]

Allies is one of the letters now.

[Damaris]

Yeah, yeah. The full. The full is LGBTQQ. I P2s a a listen man dot com.

[Rory]

When I went to go see Mona, don't call me white girl. She said she brought up something funny. Said a scientist discovered that there is no person that is truly like, fully heterosexual. Yeah.

[Damaris]

Isn't that called, like, the Kinsey Scale?

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Rory]

I don't know what scale that's called.

[Julian]

Sexuality is a spectrum.

[Damaris]

It's a spectrum.

[Rory]

Yeah, but she was saying that nobody is really ever truly full. This is what the scientists say, that nobody's ever really truly hetero. Sexual.

[Mal]

Did they give like reasoning on why.

[Rory]

I didn't need to hear a reason. I was just. That scientist doesn't know what the they're.

[Mal]

Talking about because I knew the Olympics.

[Rory]

You said what?

[Julian]

Rory, shut up.

[Mal]

See, you gotta put your tinfoil hat on. Look what they'd be throwing in our faces. Right in plain sight.

[Rory]

What is this?

[Mal]

It's an agenda.

[Julian]

He said that's the Olympic rings.

[Mal]

They've been trying to tell us.

[Julian]

Annoying.

[Rory]

Yeah, Or Audi. Don't you ever. Don't you drive an Audi?

[Mal]

Yeah, because I'm an ally.

[Rory]

Oh, man.

[Damaris]

Oh, it's a sign. Mall.

[Rory]

It's a sign.

[Mal]

Well, no one's clearly heterosexual, so. But what is the reasoning why no one's heterosexual?

[Rory]

What are they saying? That because obviously it's a spectrum and that nobody is all always full heterosexual and meaning like even a heterosexual man like ourselves have probably thought about gay sex or, you know, or found minute I will.

[Julian]

I would. I wouldn't even say that. I would say find men attractive, notice that a man is attracted.

[Damaris]

Yeah, here's the scale.

[Mal]

I can do that.

[Damaris]

It fluctuates from one to six. It's from zero to six. Sorry, zero meaning you're exclusively heterosexual while six being exclusively homosexual. And then this is where you kind of get into the. The meat and potatoes of it. The one through five.

[Mal]

Yeah, I'm like only incidentally homosexual.

[Damaris]

How do you three. How are you incidentally gay? Is that like, oh, I had three beers tonight, Dick.

[Julian]

No, incidentally is like, you know, like you look at mall's ass when he walked by, like if. If he walked back, like, damn, that was.

[Mal]

That was premeditated.

[Rory]

Let me tell you something. If that wasn't. Listen to you.

[Damaris]

Wait, it's incidentally homosexual. Mall looking at the guy's Uber drivers every time he looks in the car.

[Rory]

Yeah, probably.

[Julian]

That's. That's definitely.

[Mal]

Wait, looking at someone is homosexual.

[Rory]

Locking eyes, even though I did feel like that was.

[Julian]

Or when Julia comes in and be like, damn, while you dress nice today, like that outfit like fits your frame. Well, that's.

[Damaris]

I've never ever will never tell me.

[Rory]

That an outfit fits my frame.

[Mal]

But if he thought it, then he's a one.

[Julian]

Yeah. No, if he thought it, he's a two.

[Damaris]

No, he might be a six.

[Mal]

If it's every episode.

[Damaris]

No, because two is predominantly hetero. But more than incidentally.

[Rory]

Yo, pull a scale out. Get defensive, don't they.

[Damaris]

No, I'm just trying to stay within the bounds of this. The scale that would Be a one. What she said, not a two.

[Rory]

I got you. That's what you told. Should have told him at the salon. Cut it on a one. Not. Not an inch and a half off the.

[Mal]

What he said he told an inch off the top.

[Rory]

Yo, man, that is some crazy man.

[Mal]

Trying to argue down. Going from two to one is hilarious, but not more than.

[Damaris]

Do. You said you and yomi are threes.

[Julian]

Yeah, me and yomi are threes.

[Rory]

Equally heterosexual and homosexual.

[Damaris]

I feel like you're not equally. Though you like men more, but that's.

[Mal]

Just more of a sexual thing, not a romantic thing. Right. The scale like this is purely sexual.

[Julian]

It's not your sexual attraction. Yeah, sexual attraction. Yes.

[Mal]

Got it.

[Rory]

Okay.

[Mal]

Because I know a lot of women that are equally hetero and homosexual, but would only date a guy.

[Damaris]

Exactly. That's what I'm.

[Mal]

Because they look at women as obviously.

[Julian]

And by the way, that doesn't make you. People say that. That makes you less bisexual. And it doesn't. But when you're talking about sexual orientation, it's about who you are sexually attracted to who you are when it comes to your sexual nature. That's like. Yeah.

[Mal]

So if I've watched porn that had guys in it, I'm a one, right?

[Julian]

No, no, baby.

[Rory]

Okay, if you watch porn.

[Julian]

Maybe a two.

[Mal]

No.

[Julian]

Maybe a two.

[Mal]

Then I'm. Then I'm six.

[Damaris]

Wait, just guys? Like, no. Like two guys or just a guy.

[Mal]

There's a guy, a girl.

[Julian]

What's the angle? Because if it's that angle where it be right behind his ass crack?

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

I don't know. That's a grundle shot. No, I don't know.

[Mal]

That's like.

[Rory]

I didn't edit the video. I'm just pressing play on it.

[Julian]

Yeah, but that's that angle you. That's a. That's definitely tooth material.

[Mal]

All right, what if I, like, hit the 30 second button?

[Rory]

Huh?

[Mal]

Like, what if I skip through that part?

[Julian]

Okay, you gotta close your eyes, though, because when you skipping through, you can still see his. So if you could see a man's. And gooch in the. In the. The shot of the porn.

[Damaris]

That's a two.

[Julian]

That's a two.

[Damaris]

You're a two at least.

[Rory]

But I didn't ask to see that angle. It's not like that angle wasn't going.

[Mal]

And I got it in the preview of the thumbnail.

[Julian]

No one's plastering the video on your screen. You can always get out of it.

[Damaris]

Yes, it is.

[Julian]

Yeah. Like, you can always get out of it. If you don't want to see.

[Damaris]

Yeah, that's a two man fuck out.

[Rory]

Of here with all this.

[Julian]

If that's your favorite angle. More. That's your favorite angle.

[Rory]

But I'm just telling you, Dame was Dame Lillard number zero. Exclusively heterosexual. That's where I'm at, Agent Zero. Yeah.

[Mal]

I mean, the fact that you compared it to a man.

[Damaris]

All right, never mind one.

[Mal]

That's a one.

[Damaris]

That's a one.

[Mal]

The fact that you saw heterosexual and thought Damian Lillard, that's your type.

[Rory]

Speaking of one, I hope Dallas Mavericks win one game in this finals. They are down 30 after losing last night. I did think they was going to win that game, but the Boston Celtics look like they're on their way to another championship.

[Damaris]

18Th Shout out to Boston.

[Rory]

Jason Tatum, Jalen Brown, Jrue Holiday. Rest of the Celtics doing a great job.

[Damaris]

Oh, basketball news. Obviously the legend Jerry west passed away.

[Rory]

Rest in peace to the logo. To the legend Jerry West. I don't know if we spoke about it, but last week the legend Bill Walton, he passed away as well. So some basketball royalty and legends we've lost in the last two weeks. So prayers and condolences.

[Damaris]

There was a lot of funny tweets around Jerry. I was like, that's. That's how you know he's the biggest hater of all time. He'd rather die than watch the Celtics win another ring.

[Rory]

I'm out of here.

[Mal]

Yeah, we can talk on Patreon, but have you guys started clipped.

[Damaris]

No, I didn't.

[Mal]

We can talk about on Patreon.

[Rory]

I didn't start watch the first two episodes.

[Mal]

I think the third one is this week. Week.

[Damaris]

Another fun topic for Patreon. I'm excited to get into. Into that racist girl from Tick Tock that said the N word.

[Mal]

Oh, double down Lily.

[Damaris]

Double down Lily. And now she's like a right wing correspondent.

[Mal]

You know, that's a fun.

[Damaris]

That's a good Patreon topic. Roden Boy Summer. That's another thing I want to talk about. You guys just ugly men that are now hot all of a sudden.

[Rory]

That's what you want to talk about?

[Damaris]

Kinsey, man.

[Rory]

I mean, to one I feel like he owns one.

[Mal]

I feel like Pete Davidson started that way. But we'll go to Pedro. Yeah, he changed the game.

[Rory]

All right, we'll talk to y'all at Patreon. Be safe, be blessed. I'm that he's just Ginger. Peace.