Episode 286 | Swingers

Summary

Podcast Summary: New Rory & MAL – Episode 286 | Swingers

Release Date: July 19, 2024
Hosts: Rory & Mal
Guests: Julian & Damaris
Platform: iHeartPodcasts and The Volume

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1. Financial Support in Relationships

Timestamp: 02:04 – 06:08

The episode kicks off with Mal posing a provocative question about the dynamics of financial support in modern relationships. She asks whether it's considered being in a committed relationship if a man consistently sends money to a woman, even without a formal partnership.

• Mal: "Is it considered your guy if he's sending you money and you're accepting it?" [02:04]

Rory takes a firm stance, arguing that financial transactions alone don't define a relationship's legitimacy. He shares a compelling anecdote about a female friend whose ex-boyfriend, a famous rapper, continues to pay her bills despite her being in a new relationship. Rory labels such behavior as disingenuous, stating, "That's just a guy that's paying for some shit." [05:20]

Damaris reinforces Rory's viewpoint, emphasizing the importance of transparency and self-sufficiency in relationships. The discussion highlights the potential complications and misunderstandings that can arise when financial support blurs relationship boundaries.

2. Music Industry Insights: Album Leaks and Artist Support

Timestamp: 25:00 – 33:01

The conversation shifts to challenges within the music industry, specifically addressing the recent leaking of Big Sean's album. Rory speculates that Kanye West's fanbase might be behind the leaks, aiming to disrupt Sean's rollout. He expresses frustration over the negative impact such actions have on artists' livelihoods.

• Rory: "They got a hold of a rough version of his album and leaked it. Album leaks are album leaks." [27:32]

Mal urges listeners to support Big Sean despite the setbacks, advocating for streaming and purchasing his music to bolster his career. The hosts discuss the broader implications of album leaks in the streaming era, questioning the motivations behind such actions and their long-term effects on the artists involved.

3. Vocal Talent Debate: Ariana Grande vs. R&B Legends

Timestamp: 62:16 – 75:00

A heated segment unfolds as the hosts delve into a debate over vocal prowess, specifically comparing Ariana Grande to iconic R&B artists like Mariah Carey, Brandy, and Monica.

• Mal: "I think Ariana Grande is a better vocalist than Mariah Carey." [62:16]

Damaris counters, asserting that Ariana's abilities don't match the live performance excellence of Mariah Carey. The discussion touches on societal perceptions of vocal talent, the influence of genre, and racial dynamics in the music industry's recognition of artists.

• Damaris: "She can't sing live like Mariah can sing live." [63:30]

The conversation underscores the complexities of attributing respect and recognition in music, highlighting how genre and racial backgrounds can influence an artist's reception and acclaim.

4. Navigating Modern Dating and Relationship Conflicts

Timestamp: 86:00 – 102:00

Julian and the hosts engage in a candid discussion about the pitfalls of modern dating, focusing on honesty and the consequences of dishonesty in relationships. A caller from Baltimore shares a troubling experience involving misunderstandings and accusations of infidelity.

• Caller: "I bruised her cervix... So I can try to get her back?" [87:18]

The group emphasizes the importance of transparency and mutual respect, discouraging deceptive behaviors that can lead to emotional harm and relationship breakdowns. They advocate for open communication and accountability as cornerstones of healthy partnerships.

5. Light-Hearted Banter: Sex Swings and Fitness

Timestamp: 95:00 – 112:00

Injecting humor into the conversation, the hosts discuss the logistics and safety of using sex swings. They share personal anecdotes and playful banter about the practicality of such equipment in intimate settings.

• Rory: "Maybe let's try missionary this time." [88:23]

The segment serves as a comedic interlude, showcasing the hosts' dynamic chemistry and ability to navigate both serious and light-hearted topics with ease.

6. Political Commentary: RNC and Public Figures

Timestamp: 35:00 – 55:00

The discussion veers into political territory as the hosts analyze recent events at the Republican National Convention (RNC) and the involvement of public figures like Amber Rose. They critique the political strategies and the integration of celebrities into political discourse.

• Mal: "This is exactly what they're doing. I would want..." [43:12]

Rory and Mal debate the effectiveness and authenticity of politicians leveraging celebrity influence to sway public opinion, expressing skepticism over the genuine intentions behind such moves.

7. Closing Remarks and Upcoming Live Shows

Timestamp: 115:49 – 119:24

Wrapping up the episode, the hosts promote their upcoming live shows in various cities, including Philadelphia, Detroit, Chicago, London, Toronto, Atlanta, and New York. They encourage listeners to attend and engage with them in person.

• Mal: "Tickets available now. Newroarymall.com live show coming to a city near you." [115:00]

The episode concludes with final thoughts on seasonal preferences, advocating for fall over summer, and reinforcing the theme of embracing authentic connections and community support.

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Notable Quotes

• Mal: "Is it considered your guy if he's sending you money and you're accepting it?" [02:04]

• Rory: "That's just a guy that's paying for some shit." [05:20]

• Rory: "They got a hold of a rough version of his album and leaked it. Album leaks are album leaks." [27:32]

• Mal: "I think Ariana Grande is a better vocalist than Mariah Carey." [62:16]

• Damaris: "She can't sing live like Mariah can sing live." [63:30]

• Caller: "I bruised her cervix... So I can try to get her back?" [87:18]

• Mal: "Tickets available now. Newroarymall.com live show coming to a city near you." [115:00]

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Conclusion

Episode 286 of "New Rory & MAL" provides a multifaceted exploration of modern relationships, challenges within the music industry, vocal talent debates, and intertwines these themes with personal anecdotes and humorous exchanges. The hosts effectively balance serious discussions with light-hearted topics, offering listeners both insights and entertainment. Notable moments include the debate on financial support in relationships, frustration over album leaks potentially orchestrated by rival fanbases, and a spirited discussion on the vocal merits of contemporary and legendary artists. The episode concludes with promotion of upcoming live shows, inviting listeners to engage with the hosts beyond the podcast platform.

Transcript

[Rory]

Philadelphia, July 25th. We will be in your city for a live podcast. Mall will be getting a vegan cheesesteak. But we're not like the tourists. We're not going to Geno's.

[Mal]

No, we'll go to Ishkabibbles. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure that's probably a little touristy now, too, but I'm sure it is. Yeah.

[Rory]

Did they add a vegan cheesesteak?

[Mal]

I believe they did.

[Rory]

So what would it be like, Brussels sprouts and vegan cheese? Cauliflower.

[Mal]

Not really Brussels sprouts. Veggies, though. Peppers, onions.

[Rory]

So literally everything with the cheese and the stick.

[Mal]

Well, vegan cheese. Yeah, we can do vegan cheese.

[Rory]

All right, well, we'll see you there.

[Mal]

July 25. City Winery, Philadelphia, newroarymall.com Get your tickets now.

[Damaris]

New warrior now Born down in a.

[Rory]

Dead man's town the first kick I.

[Julian]

Took was when I hit the ground.

[Mal]

End up like a dog that's been beat too much Till you spend half your life Just cover him up now.

[Rory]

Born in the USA I was born.

[Damaris]

Born in the USA I was born in the USA no, Rory sent me some lullabies last night, and they were really.

[Mal]

What do you mean he sent you lullabies? What is a lullaby?

[Julian]

Like a voice note?

[Rory]

No, it was me singing lullabies.

[Mal]

So you sent Damaris you singing a lullaby?

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Can you tell me why in.

[Rory]

In 1080?

[Mal]

First of all, a lullaby. 1080 is crazy.

[Rory]

Just my face and, like, the photo was really close and the lights were off. Yeah, but in night vision.

[Mal]

But why did you send Damaris a lullaby?

[Rory]

I sent her an EP of my friend Lauren who works with child. She did all the strings on my album.

[Mal]

Okay.

[Rory]

Really talented. She put out an EP, just an instrumental EP. Oh.

[Mal]

She got on her 103,000.

[Julian]

So then you put vocals over it?

[Rory]

No, I did not. I mean, but there is space if somebody wants to rap over it. You can go check. You can go check it out. Morning light. But it's a good EP to, like, you know, in the morning, start your day or go to sleep.

[Mal]

Like, just music. Just sound.

[Rory]

Yeah. I wouldn't classify it as lullabies, but I see where Darius is trying to take it.

[Damaris]

There's a lullabies.

[Mal]

You know what I'm starting to do, like, on the wake up, listen to classical music.

[Rory]

This is actually labeled classical music.

[Mal]

Really? Oh, wow. I got to check it out.

[Damaris]

We'll send it to you.

[Rory]

I mean, I would put it at the top of the episode but you already decided on Born in the usa.

[Mal]

Yeah, like, we're going to start this episode. Well, we started the episode.

[Rory]

They already heard Bruce Born in the US they already heard the Boss.

[Mal]

The Boss, yeah, the Boss, Bruce Springsteen. The marriage says something that kind of triggered a conversation I wanted to bring up, like, okay, minutes ago, I don't remember.

[Damaris]

I say a lot.

[Mal]

Oh, he was like, you don't have any guys right now. But question. Can I ask you something? Is it considered a guy if he's, like, sending you money and, like, you accepting it? Like, what if a guy just, like, just sells your cash apps you, like, every month?

[Rory]

Like, that doesn't mean anything.

[Mal]

Is that. Is that considered your guy? Like, okay, can you be surprised if he's acting like he's your man? You laughing because he's sending you money. No, that's what.

[Rory]

That's just a tattoo.

[Mal]

Women love to be like, I ain't got no. I ain't got. I'm not seeing nobody. And it be a whole dude paying your bills. That's your man.

[Rory]

I'm going to take the girl side on this. That doesn't make them linked at all. Like, no, that's just a sucker.

[Mal]

All right, I see where you go.

[Rory]

It's just a guy that's. That's paying for some shit.

[Mal]

Okay, I see where you going, cuz.

[Rory]

He doesn't know any other way to impress a woman.

[Mal]

All right, so let me go another route. Rory, if you out, hypothetically, you out on dinner, you out on a date with a young lady, okay? And a dude comes in the restaurant, tripping, and he's telling you, like, yo, I'm paying all her bills. I've been paying her bills for the last eight months.

[Rory]

I probably start laughing.

[Mal]

No, you. But. But would you be like.

[Rory]

I look at her like, damn, but.

[Mal]

Can you understand why he coming in there tripping?

[Rory]

I. It would depend on the conversations that they had been having. Like, if it was just straight transactional. She has no. He has no right to come.

[Mal]

Okay, say that's like her ex, quote, unquote. Like, they were together for some years, and now they're like, not really spitting your narrative.

[Damaris]

He does that a lot.

[Rory]

He's still.

[Mal]

All right, I'm spending the narrative. I'm giving him more than you.

[Julian]

If you're paying your ex's solely financial relationship.

[Mal]

Not if it's a random guy on Instagram just sending her. No, I'm talking about, like, they have. They. No, that does happen. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about somebody that she was actively in a relationship with at one point.

[Rory]

No. If y'all broke up, you're just an idiot for still paying her bills. Move the on.

[Mal]

So she.

[Rory]

I think it's great because I'm getting and I don't have to pay her bills.

[Mal]

You are, but she's not. So she's not sending mixed signals by accepting that money every month.

[Rory]

I don't if there is like a flirtatious relationship or communication that looks like, okay, we're actually gonna be talking or. Or dating, then yes. But if they still communicate, he's like, yo, I'll pay your phone bill, your rent, your electricity. And she didn't even ask him. He just offered. Nah, that's not. At that point. She'd be a whore at that point. It's really. You're just paying for sex.

[Damaris]

I never answered you. And I don't plan on it. Listen, ladies, get your money.

[Mal]

Nah, don't get your money. Because then I'm out chilling, thinking you single. Meanwhile, he paying all your bills, and I'm in your crib watching Netflix with you. And he at the front door. He got all right to be the front door. No, that's wild.

[Damaris]

That's women who do that. That's wild. That's wild. You should never do that.

[Mal]

Why are you still letting a man pay your bills that you don't want to be with?

[Julian]

The only way I could see that playing out is say you were dating this guy. My own bills, I don't know, you break up. But he in some point that relationship, say he got you an apartment and say, you know, it's a year lease. You're only four months into that lease. He agreed to pay for it. So maybe if paying bills means we're seeing through this lease, then that's where I would see it make sense.

[Rory]

True story. When my house was like the jump off spot for like a year, rip, One of my female friends was telling us in the living room, you might have been there that day. She was in a six to eight month relationship. I think at that point. They had talked for like maybe four months before that. So they about a year in. A very famous rapper had been paying her bills for years, was paying her, rented her apartment, and was still doing that while she was currently in this relationship. And I asked her, does he. Does your boyfriend know this? And she said, no, he doesn't pay my rent, so why should he know who pays my rent? I was like, oh, that's cold.

[Mal]

Nah, that is fucking. That's the danger.

[Rory]

Not just some dude she fucking, her boyfriend.

[Mal]

Yeah, that's the danger.

[Rory]

Sleeps in that house.

[Mal]

Nah, that's dangerous.

[Rory]

She used. She used to fuck with the rapper.

[Julian]

Oh.

[Rory]

And, you know, on and off for years, anytime he was in New York.

[Damaris]

He probably don't even know he's still paying it.

[Rory]

Word. But she said he's still in contact with her. Like, they speak on some friendly shit. They don't fuck anymore. But yeah, he continues to pay her bills. So I guess the boyfriend was just walking around thinking that she's paying her own bills. I have to tell your man.

[Damaris]

I wouldn't be comfortable with that. I would tell you. Now, I'm not just going to volunteer to have a nigga stop. But I am going to tell you, hey, I'm just letting you know that he does pay the bills here. This is the situation. If you want it to stop, once I see that we're serious enough, I'll have it stop. But.

[Rory]

But then he would have to pay the bills.

[Mal]

So can I have my ex?

[Julian]

Oh, so she doesn't have a job.

[Damaris]

You can have a job.

[Rory]

Like, bartends and shit.

[Damaris]

Respectfully, if a man is laying up in a woman's house regularly, you're laying up regularly. You need to be contributing to that household.

[Mal]

That's a fact. Like, he's not. He's not even around anymore. Who.

[Damaris]

Homie that's paying the rent.

[Mal]

But he still, you know, text you whatever time to time. Y'all still talk on the phone.

[Damaris]

I don't think that that's.

[Mal]

But you're in a relationship. You have a new boyfriend.

[Damaris]

I would never do that. So I can't tell you from that perspective because I.

[Rory]

But how do you break that news? Like, once you start getting serious with the person. Don't like, yo, this. This extremely famous rapper pays all my.

[Damaris]

You don't even got to say that he a rapper. Just say what he exes. You don't got to tell him he a rapper, not a. Can't listen to Meek Mill in peace. That ain't fair.

[Rory]

Don't put that on.

[Julian]

I don't think anyone listens to Meek Mill in peace.

[Damaris]

Plenty of people listen. The Meek Miller. Well, in chaos. He can't even listen to Meek Miller in chaos anymore.

[Julian]

Is an oxymoron.

[Mal]

Yeah, Meek is. Meek is not a peace. Peaceful person.

[Rory]

Meek would tweet that he's paying that.

[Damaris]

I'm not going to lie in the.

[Rory]

Name of police reform.

[Damaris]

Meek Mill is really good workout music for sure. Really good workout music. Like running, going on a run to.

[Mal]

Some meek n. You get everything done.

[Damaris]

When you listen, you going to beat your best time.

[Mal]

Look, I done did 12 errands, so is that.

[Rory]

Is that a question now? You have to ask? When you get serious with someone like, yo, you pay your own bills, right?

[Julian]

That's an in. I feel like that's.

[Rory]

That's an insane question.

[Julian]

That's so insulting to say to someone.

[Damaris]

I just like, you shouldn't ask me that unless you trying to pay them. Don't ask me who paying my bills if you ain't trying to pay them. Now, if I. I should volunteer that information to you if it is somebody else. But if you're not paying them, don't ask me who paying my bills.

[Rory]

How would you feel as the guy that's been paying her bills for over a decade? One day she comes to you and was like, yo, no longer do you need to pay for my. I have a man. And he's like, nah, it's my lease.

[Mal]

My lease, my cat. Remember that video?

[Rory]

Homie was knowing that rapper, he would probably DM her new boyfriend and tell.

[Mal]

Him that that's sick. That's why you gotta get your gun license.

[Rory]

Listen, when she was telling me the story in my living room, I felt a little uncomfortable because I felt figured that her boyfriend would eventually find out and maybe snap. And I just didn't want to be in any proximity. Like, I don't. I didn't want him to know where she was at. Like, I'm not part of this, man. Yeah, kill that rapper.

[Mal]

That's dangerous, man. That's a dangerous game to play, man. Like you playing on people's like, you know their emotions with stuff like that. Because my girl, my ex, can't still come over and cook, right? Like, why am I. Yeah, but he.

[Damaris]

Not coming over there.

[Mal]

He might as well. He paying all the bills here.

[Julian]

It's his crib that's so different.

[Rory]

That is definitely.

[Damaris]

If you pay my. That doesn't make it my crib. If my is in my name, it's my crib. If I can call the cops on you and get you removed, I don't give a what you paying. This is my crib.

[Rory]

I didn't ask. I didn't ask the right question.

[Julian]

Not how that works.

[Damaris]

What the are you. If my house is in my name and you volunteer to give me money for my house, that doesn't make it your house.

[Julian]

Oh, would it be my.

[Mal]

Would it be in her? I mean, maybe so.

[Rory]

That's. I didn't ask on the. Right.

[Julian]

The only thing that matters if they're.

[Mal]

Both on the lease, then what?

[Damaris]

Nigga never being on my lease. Not ever, Ever.

[Rory]

Okay. But she lived in a very nice spot in Jersey City. You have to show a certain amount of income to get in those type of buildings. So, you know, so if she don't have that income that's in his name, what does.

[Damaris]

She should have.

[Julian]

He could have been a guarantor. So her name could theoretically still be on the lease.

[Damaris]

You shouldn't be. You shouldn't be laying. It might. It probably isn't his name, but you shouldn't have another man laying in the house of that's in the name of another man.

[Julian]

If it's moving in his name, then you're fucked. Imagine you go to any point and be like, get the fuck out of here.

[Rory]

Imagine you go to Shorty's career for the first time. She's like, oh, I just got to get my mail in the lobby. And she goes to her little box and it says that rapper's name. Says it's not Meek.

[Damaris]

Says Shame.

[Rory]

Shameek Mill.

[Mal]

What is his name?

[Damaris]

His name is Shamik.

[Rory]

Is that.

[Julian]

She said Robert Ramik Williams.

[Mal]

Oh, Ramik, Shameik.

[Rory]

That said M. Mil. I'd be tight like, yo, yo, you sure that's your mailbox? Because that's not your name.

[Damaris]

M. Mil.

[Rory]

You know it's a. You know it's a federal offense, right? You can't deal with other people's mail.

[Mal]

That's hilarious.

[Damaris]

That is. What made you ask me that, Ma? Are you dealing with that situation right now?

[Rory]

You. You paying bills?

[Julian]

Whose bills?

[Mal]

You paying, the marriage?

[Damaris]

No. Somebody could be paying her bill. I just asked. You asked me. I just want to know.

[Mal]

Why would you even. You know better than that. You know me. I think you know me a little better than that.

[Damaris]

No, I didn't know if, you know, you found out one of your shorties, a. Was paying her bills.

[Mal]

Never. I mean, not that it would never happen, but that's not. Not saying it would never happen, but. No, that's not.

[Rory]

I'm sure we've unknowingly dated women that were having their bills paid by somebody else. Oh.

[Mal]

I mean, if it's not my girl, I don't.

[Julian]

I mean, this is somebody I'm dating. Like, a lot of girls. You look at their bag and you're like, okay, I get that.

[Damaris]

Oh, yeah. Cuz women just can't afford to.

[Julian]

No, because they'll tell their own shit. No. Because they like.

[Rory]

But why you Got the OVO Jordan exclusive bag that they didn't even sell.

[Damaris]

You always bringing up ovo. What are the niggas fucked your bitch?

[Julian]

One of them probably the one.

[Damaris]

The one that stay bringing up an ovo.

[Rory]

Probably. But they probably fudge one of your bitches, too.

[Damaris]

They definitely did. Yeah, probably. Fuck all my niggas.

[Rory]

You act like that's offensive to me.

[Mal]

That's hilarious.

[Rory]

It's like hpv. It comes with everybody. No, not a good example.

[Mal]

No, definitely.

[Rory]

But, you know, like, everyone has it.

[Mal]

I don't know.

[Rory]

I feel like all everyone comes with.

[Julian]

I know. I did a blood panel. I'm good. So I don't know what you're talking about.

[Damaris]

I said a blood panel. I'm good. Shut the up.

[Rory]

You didn't test positive for OVO on your. Your sheet.

[Mal]

Hey, yo, you didn't test positive for ovo.

[Rory]

You know that stuff can get passed. It's sexually transmitted.

[Mal]

Yo, Julian came in here and said he was playing ball yesterday. Peas was like, yeah, he definitely sets good scre marines.

[Rory]

He's definitely the guy in pickup. That's like, too annoying on defense. Like, we taking this seriously, but can you calm down for a second? Like, bro, full court press in a. A pickup game. Relax, Julian. Go to half court. I'll meet you over there.

[Mal]

Julian look like he. He boxed out the three point shooter. Like, if I shoot the three, he boxing me up. Like, yo, dog, like, what you doing, man? Get your ass off my pelvis.

[Julian]

I am a very annoying defender.

[Mal]

Like, why are you boxing? I'm at the three point.

[Julian]

Well, while we were waiting. While we were.

[Rory]

He definitely follows his shot, too.

[Mal]

From the three. He shoot the three, then he's at the rim. It's like, yo, why you playing so hard, bro? What's up with you?

[Rory]

He calls fouls and actually shoots free throws.

[Julian]

That's sick.

[Rory]

That's sick.

[Mal]

Pete said he. He definitely takes offensive files.

[Rory]

Take it A charge in a hilar.

[Mal]

Oh, man, Julian, that's definitely your game.

[Julian]

No, it's not. I. I am working on. I just got a new role developed. I'm working on a bunch of new photos for my invisible lens. 1. The first one I'm gonna post is a basketball photo. That's why.

[Rory]

Is that a history of where it was invented?

[Julian]

No.

[Mal]

I went to the gym in my building last night and I forgot that they. They put the rim higher than 10ft because they was afraid that people would be dunking and hanging on. I don't. I think they think Shaq lives in the Building. I don't know.

[Rory]

Wait, so you just have a hoop.

[Julian]

That you have 11 foot rims?

[Mal]

It's like 11 and a half feet.

[Rory]

Do people play on.

[Mal]

There's never nobody in there. I'm like, yo, who was playing on.

[Rory]

An 11 foot hoop?

[Mal]

It's stupid, bro. So I went in at a carnival. I forgot. I was like, let me go downstairs and just shoot around a little bit, man. I forgot the rim was higher than.

[Damaris]

10Ft and you not that tall.

[Mal]

I took one shot. That shit airball. I don't know where that basket would.

[Rory]

Have went in though. That shit regulation.

[Mal]

I shot that shot. I forgot this. I just walked out. I was like, man, I'm not doing this. Like, what is it? 11 and a half foot rim. For what? It's the dummy. And I'm so mad because I'm like, having a gym in your building where you can play ball is fire.

[Damaris]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mal]

Can't do nothing with 11 and a half foot remnant.

[Rory]

That's hilarious.

[Mal]

I'm not doing nothing. Shot the crazy airball. That ball rolled over. I said, man, that. I'm not going to get that.

[Rory]

Did anyone watch?

[Mal]

Huh?

[Rory]

Anyone watch?

[Mal]

No, I was in it by myself.

[Rory]

Did you start like limping away like.

[Mal]

No, I. I turned around and walked out. I was like, I forgot this rim was 11ft. I was like, I'm out of here. I'm not doing this.

[Rory]

Anytime you airball, you have to like hold your arm like now you blow.

[Mal]

Your hand, you know? Yeah, my hands are literally 80 degrees.

[Rory]

Everyone's sweating.

[Mal]

It's 89 degrees outside. You blowing your head?

[Rory]

Yeah, anytime I up and just do one of these. Oh, man.

[Mal]

Yeah. Old.

[Rory]

Old injury.

[Mal]

Yeah. Loosen up the gun a little bit. It's all good.

[Rory]

I gotta see Julian play basketball now.

[Mal]

Yeah, I'm gonna play ball with you.

[Julian]

Hold up, I'm. I play.

[Damaris]

When? How often do you play?

[Julian]

Like two, three times a week. It's really just a matter of when. My body's good after recovery because it, it hurts to play now.

[Mal]

You got to recover.

[Julian]

Oh, it hurts to play now. I just got a. I popped a knee sleeve yesterday. Played in that for the first time yesterday.

[Mal]

It was great. Yeah, I need all of that. I'm about to go out there looking like Patrick. You brace knee pads and knee brace every. I need everything.

[Rory]

Julian's the Grant Hill of the Lower east side. Sturge got a sleeve on a Grant Hill. There's always something wrong.

[Mal]

Yo, that is hilarious.

[Julian]

Against a girl for the first time yesterday.

[Mal]

How was that?

[Julian]

We Were running threes, and I wasn't guarding her, but, like, a couple switch opportunities. I blocked her a few times.

[Mal]

Of course you did.

[Julian]

Yeah. She was nice, though. Like, she wasn't. It wasn't like, oh, there's a girl. Let's, like, give her preferential treatment. She could ball. She played well.

[Mal]

So I remember one time I played against this girl. She really, like, was going at me, like. I was like, all right. She trying to really embarrass me out here. Like, you know, and then you'd be.

[Rory]

Like, no, it's a girl. I didn't want to play. Meanwhile, you're playing your heart.

[Mal]

Meanwhile, I'm huffing, out of breath. I'm winded. I'm like, yo, she. She keep cutting back, though. I'm like, you went to Princeton.

[Damaris]

What's up with you?

[Rory]

The court vision.

[Mal]

Who cuts in street ball? Who does that? Who cuts back door?

[Julian]

The first play, I got hit on a switch. So I was on her, and then she hit me with, like, a little shimmy, like, nice little fade, like, off the backboard. I was like, man, that I was. I was tight. I was like, there's no way that's happening again. But, nah, she could play.

[Mal]

I like when I see girls like, like, women playing with, like, guys, like, streetball. I like that.

[Rory]

The last time I played pickup basketball, this kid was nice. We played, like, three or four games. He was clearly the star. And then when we were done, we were all just chopping it up, and he. His man's like, yeah, not nice, but he's usually better than this. He got shot in the foot yesterday.

[Julian]

Oh, my God.

[Rory]

I said. The day before, I said, what? You got shot in the foot?

[Mal]

Yes.

[Rory]

He's like, yeah. I was on my bike in Harlem and, like, I caught a ricochet, and it hit me in the foot. I was like, what? Get a cast. Why are you playing?

[Mal]

Go home.

[Rory]

Yesterday. Yesterday.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

No, I was hospital all night.

[Mal]

The game. The game never stops.

[Julian]

No, that's insane.

[Rory]

He didn't need.

[Mal]

It was game never stops.

[Julian]

There was no game.

[Rory]

That's why when the whole Meg the Stallion, everyone's like, oh, how could she twerk? I've watched somebody play full court three games the next day after being shot in the foot. It's doable.

[Mal]

Shout out to Meg. That new song. Was it Yama Sushi? What's her name?

[Damaris]

Mamushi. Mamushi.

[Mal]

Mamushi. I can't get away from that song. Every. Everything. You turn on that song.

[Damaris]

I get money. I'm a star. Stuff. Stuff.

[Rory]

You think the Big Mama song is a little gaslighting? Pull up the lyrics.

[Julian]

Damaris has been singing that.

[Damaris]

It's my. It's my thing.

[Rory]

It's up there with B side of the summer.

[Mal]

Yeah, Big Mama, but you this good song.

[Damaris]

This is one birthday when we were on Discord Live. And shout out to the people who were on our Discord Live with Mall last night. They asked Mall, you know, about different songs of the summer. Obviously, Fisher came up. Obviously not like us came up. But everybody seemed to forget about. It's 7pm Friday. It's 95 degrees. I ain't got no and no ain't got me.

[Mal]

I don't know if that's song of the summer. It's a dope.

[Damaris]

It's up there.

[Mal]

I don't know about song.

[Damaris]

It's been 95 ever since she said that. Have y'all noticed?

[Mal]

Not every Friday, though.

[Rory]

She's the groundhog of.

[Damaris]

Yeah. Of the Glorilla being the ground.

[Mal]

She's the groundhog for the summer.

[Rory]

Look at this gaslighting shit. Stop right there.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[Rory]

At the start I told a couple lies. But after that I swear I really tried.

[Damaris]

Listen.

[Rory]

Kept it real about my past and I hope. Hope you never thinking otherwise. You just lied to me, right? And then said you kept it real.

[Mal]

Which is a lie.

[Rory]

This is a gaslighting song.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

And then at the end of it, she wants to know. What do I get for my birthday?

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Yo, I lied to you like gaslit you.

[Mal]

But this is.

[Rory]

Made you feel like it was your fault. So what do I get come my birthday?

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

And then all she. All she asked was for dick. Make me nut and a pink Glock with a drum. It ain't like she asked for a lot, no.

[Mal]

She said can you please do the most for me?

[Damaris]

Cause I'm sprung. Can you give me some good dick till I come? Can you make me nut again? Where's your tongue? Can I please get a pink Glock with a drum?

[Rory]

Those are expensive. Especially after you lied to me. I don't know if I'm gonna give you a gun.

[Damaris]

She said she told lies in the beginning. We all lie in the beginning.

[Mal]

Y'all are in the middle, too. In the end. That's not a relationship.

[Rory]

And then when you tell the story of how everything went. You lie again.

[Mal]

Yeah, exactly.

[Rory]

This is a good song, though.

[Mal]

No, it is a good song. Lotto. Definitely gotta. She got a record with this? For sure.

[Damaris]

I love that one.

[Julian]

I was a ver. Here's another lie I was a virgin before I met you, baby. I don't have an ex. That's a lie.

[Damaris]

How do you know?

[Mal]

Big lie.

[Damaris]

Did you her? Did you her?

[Julian]

She's lying.

[Damaris]

Did you her?

[Julian]

Just cause I didn't her doesn't mean someone else.

[Damaris]

You know somebody else.

[Julian]

What the hell kind of logic is that?

[Damaris]

Do you know somebody who fucked her?

[Rory]

First of all, virgin. Saying give me some good dick till I come is crazy. She doesn't even know what that is.

[Julian]

All you want is dick and tongue and you're talking about. But I'm a virgin.

[Damaris]

She said she was a virgin before she met you. She ain't got an ex. That just means she's not talking literally, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's metaphorically.

[Julian]

It means that it was literally before. We just brought that last gotta go.

[Damaris]

Behind the bars before your dick. I didn't even know, like, you know what I'm saying? You're the only real man I've ever had, so I don't know. I was a virgin before I met.

[Mal]

You, the only real man women swear.

[Rory]

For a woman, sex like that.

[Mal]

To me, you the only real man I ever had. Yo, cut this. Like, cut it out. Why we got to do this?

[Rory]

You're a terrible judge of character. And I don't think I should be in this relationship anymore.

[Mal]

Why we got to play these games, man? Like, we can all just be honest and just have fun. Like, cut the. That's all I'm saying.

[Rory]

I'm. I'm nitpicking because men rap songs. I don't even want to start on gaslighting, but it's nice to. It's nice to point out, please.

[Mal]

Oh, my God.

[Damaris]

Baby D. I'm with you men. Baby D. Rap songs. Your album. We not even going to go there. Your album is butt gas. Like, can you pull up the lyrics to not me, please? Thank you. Let's talk. Let's do lyrical breakdowns.

[Mal]

I love the record. Me personally, I love the record. What you say me for?

[Rory]

What trump do?

[Mal]

That's it. You say me for.

[Damaris]

Know all my flow.

[Mal]

That's fire. I bet my demons make it hard to trust me. Well, you know. You know, I've been through some. Don't do that. We had that talk. I've been through some shit.

[Damaris]

Oh, gaslight. Look at you.

[Mal]

I'm just saying, I gave you the story.

[Damaris]

You niggas just pull up and start talking about y'all demons and immediately in a relationship so that every single thing you do afterwards, you can Be like, okay, but I here go Rory. She's throwing shit back in my face. No, she's not. She's addressing your issues.

[Rory]

No, I out the gate was honest about some of the demons I have so she doesn't have to find them out later on up front. This is who I am. Love me or leave me. And then she takes those and that vulnerable moment puts it in her women diabolical.

[Julian]

True.

[Rory]

I'm like the kids now brain that she has and then uses it against me at her leisure when it's convenient to her when she knows she's wrong. Yeah. Add that to rap genius.

[Julian]

That's the. Actually, the annotation is. That's exactly Verified. Verified annotation.

[Rory]

Rob Markman verified it.

[Damaris]

Can't believe I tried to tame you. Can't. No. Hold on.

[Rory]

You're gaslighting my. My light.

[Damaris]

Listen. Look how you deny her. Can't believe you tried it. That's why she despised you. But the broken ones always breaking. Can't believe I tried to tame you. Can't believe I tried to save you.

[Rory]

Sounds like some accountability to me.

[Damaris]

Heartbreaking. No. How you trying to tame me and save me and you over here telling some all she want to be is Cinderella. I don't have the heart to go and tell her it's not me.

[Rory]

That was after you were tried to be saved after the taming, I realized you were not.

[Damaris]

So you kept with me. You kept me even though you knew that you didn't want to be with me.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Julian]

Yeah, of course. Yeah. Why would he not you?

[Rory]

You understand? Oh, we had a breakthrough. Yeah.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Rory]

You've done that now you understand men.

[Damaris]

Don't put that on my jacket. I haven't done that.

[Mal]

You've definitely done you someone you don't.

[Julian]

Want to be with.

[Rory]

Everyone in this room has done that.

[Julian]

That's mad common.

[Mal]

Some of the best sex ever, actually, if we're being honest. How honest? How honest are we being right now? That's some of the best sex you're gonna ever have.

[Rory]

That's why you continue to with her when you know you weren't.

[Julian]

Love sex. That's fire.

[Mal]

When you know we shouldn't be doing.

[Damaris]

This, you don't shut the.

[Julian]

That's what that is.

[Damaris]

Get him away from me.

[Mal]

That liar sex be good.

[Rory]

Yeah, it is good.

[Mal]

That liar said. Was she a liar? Oh, that.

[Rory]

Oh, and then when everyone finds out the lies like the makeup sex. Hey, man. Broken ones always breaking.

[Mal]

Raheem was singing that. What? He was singing the top of his lungs. He was singing the out that he met.

[Rory]

Every word of that, that was internalized, that wasn't on the paper, that just spilled out.

[Mal]

You know, sometimes you leave the recording studio door open and just let God in. You know what I'm saying? I just. Just let God in. He'll do the rest.

[Rory]

We really let Jay Z get that line off fire.

[Mal]

They. They said, but you understood what he. You understood what he meant, though.

[Rory]

Who said it? He said, yo, they say. They say just crack the studio door to let God in.

[Mal]

Let God in.

[Rory]

Who says that?

[Damaris]

Who is they?

[Rory]

Just mall.

[Mal]

You know when you have. I definitely didn't know what you got. You know the type of record when it's like, damn, somebody wrote this and somebody actually performed this song. Like, that's crazy.

[Damaris]

Niggas in Paris.

[Rory]

Some songs are written, some are gifted by higher power. You were gifted that you were used as a vessel. You didn't even know that your hand was doing.

[Mal]

I don't even remember doing it.

[Damaris]

God was nowhere in that student.

[Rory]

I blacked out, and then I got a mixed record. It was weird, yo.

[Damaris]

God was nowhere near that record. It was nowhere near that one. You wrote about cheating, too, actually. I want everybody to go through Rory's. Go through Rory's discography. It ain't but one disc. And really go through.

[Mal]

Yo, yo, I can't let you do that.

[Rory]

That's crazy.

[Mal]

Yeah, that's crazy to throw that out there like that. It's one disc. That's crazy. Don't do that. Don't do that. It's only one disc.

[Rory]

Nah, but there's a vinyl, too.

[Damaris]

Oh, okay. Go through that shit and look at all the text.

[Rory]

How many panels are in the vinyl?

[Damaris]

He wants about toxicity.

[Rory]

What's toxic?

[Julian]

I mean, a lot of these tracks are pretty toxic.

[Rory]

Yeah, they are.

[Mal]

Great album, though.

[Rory]

My Phone can die.

[Julian]

My Phone Can Die is toxic.

[Rory]

No, it's not.

[Julian]

No, no, sorry. That's the one. I want you but you'll never know it's toxic oh, that's toxic as. Yeah.

[Damaris]

Why you let your phone die when you with another. What's the truth? Why you let your phone die when you with another.

[Mal]

I'm so caught up in the moment, I ain't even realized. Yeah, I didn't even realize.

[Rory]

I got the new phone with the chargers, like the MacBook, and she only had the. The older phone, so I couldn't even. You know how that goes.

[Julian]

Sometimes they die.

[Mal]

Sometimes you got to let the phone die. We don't need no distractions.

[Damaris]

I know.

[Mal]

We don't need no distractions I want.

[Damaris]

You but you'll never know.

[Rory]

That's romantic.

[Damaris]

No. Click it. Please scroll down to Chantel's verse. I mean, not Chantel.

[Julian]

Alex. Isley.

[Rory]

No.

[Damaris]

What did my baby say? I don't mean to bother working if.

[Rory]

You need some lines. This.

[Julian]

This is a.

[Damaris]

That's a. I don't mean to bother, but I needed to call you. I don't care. You're with her. I guess I'll try back to tomorrow. Can't help that I miss you. Ask her what's the issue with sharing your heart, your body parts, and your mental?

[Rory]

What's the issue?

[Julian]

Because then she knows she's a piece of. Because she says, because I'm feeling nasty.

[Damaris]

I'll drive to you I'll remember your street like you have a girlfriend. Extra girlfriend. Can I shear you? That's toxic. And by the way, Alex didn't write that. You did. Being able to be toxic from a male's perspective and a female.

[Rory]

She delivered it, though.

[Damaris]

You. A different kind of.

[Mal]

But she delivered.

[Rory]

Drum was there, too.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Julian]

Just throwing him. He was there.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Just drinking soda like he wasn't even.

[Julian]

Yeah. He has nothing to do smoking a pound of weed.

[Mal]

Like, all right, Baby D. This. This gummy kicking in now.

[Damaris]

It is.

[Rory]

I'm so glad I didn't eat. I'm gonna eat one of the gummies after Cod because I'd be scared because I'm not, like, a weed person.

[Damaris]

I forced Ma to have a gummy for this episode.

[Rory]

Guys, speaking of albums and toxicity, I hope Big Sean disses everybody on his album. I know he's on, like, Poor Baby, the Mental Health kick. And him and Janae are, like, sleeping Ayahuasca tanks with their children. But I just. I kind of want Sean to get on his.

[Mal]

So who tweeted that since he want to disrespect Yay so much, here's the album. Him and his whole team. Precision is on the album, just not in these files. This was the album as of a couple months ago, features Nas, Dream, Janae and some other people. Alternate album title, Better Me than you.

[Rory]

So the background here is Sean went on. On the radar to do a freestyle, and people were speculating that he was dissing Yay, which it was sort of obvious, but I don't think he was trying to hide it. Then he also was on IG Live playing some of his songs, and he played one record that was produced by Ye. And I guess after the freestyle, the Kanye west stands weren't really feeling it. So somehow they got a hold of a rough version of his album and leaked it. And album leaks are album leaks. They've been going on forever. I've downloaded them. I'm not going to play holier than thou. Like, it's up. It's up. I just think the reason things are being leaked is more up than it used to be. Before, it was like you'd have bloggers trying to get the exclusive. Fans were just excited to hear shit. It was still fucked up, don't get me wrong. But the intention was for love of music when they were fucking over artists. These new stands are trying to fuck with people's livelihood just because they're a stand of the artists that the other artist doesn't like. To me, that's. That's crazy. Yeah, but what if we all went to your job and fudge your whole life up, right? All in the name of someone else who doesn't even care if we live or die.

[Mal]

But is it. Can it can't. Can't Sean take legal action for that, though? Like, probably they tweeted like that, like, yo, here goes the album. Like, so you're tweeting that you're leaking my album?

[Rory]

So then rumors continue to go on that Kanye told these fans to do it. And I could see Kanye having access to some of the roughs on Sean's album.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

So there is a theory that Kanye gave it to his crazy fan base to go leak. We don't know that to be true, but that's just what insiders were saying. But just.

[Julian]

I mean, the second message said, quote.

[Mal]

When was the album supposed to come out initially?

[Rory]

I think around the time of the Kendrick and Drake beef, and Sean probably chilled.

[Mal]

Oh, well, everybody chilled.

[Rory]

Yeah, rightfully so.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

He's putting out a record today with Alchemist, so I assume that the album will be out relatively soon.

[Julian]

He said he's pushing it up. He said, if y'all are going to leak it, fuck it. Let me just begin my rollout. Yeah, so he teased shortly after the leaks and all that this snippet from a music video, it sounds good.

[Rory]

Yeah, we won't play it because we just keep getting demonetized. But they didn't say the track title. But the time you're hearing this, it's on streaming. I'm excited for Sean. Always love Sean. Seems like he can't really catch a break. A lot of people are saying, for getting a big Sean album, thank God, because Kendrick will drop the same day. But I think Sean has Talked about that. They. They settled their beef. It was a miscommunication. I don't think they're still beefing. He didn't diss Kendrick in that. On the radar freestyle. I think all the shots were at ye, but, like, why do Kanye west fans hate Big Sean? He stuck around way longer and supported way longer than he really needed to.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

And never really said anything foul about Kanye. And then Kanye goes on drink champs and starts shitting on him for no fucking reason.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

After he said, yo, I'm gonna go get Big Sean his masters back, and never did. So Sean is not a bad guy in the situation unless there was something behind the scenes we don't know about. But I don't see Sean really doing anything foul to Kanye West.

[Mal]

Yeah. I don't. And Big Sean doesn't even have that type of energy with him that he's, like, a foul person. He don't even have that. Like, you don't even really hear about Big Sean or see him, like, in any blogs or crazy shit. Like, you see him when him and Janaya are going to get a smoothie together or something. Yeah.

[Rory]

Being good parents.

[Mal]

Yeah. And then you. You'll see him when, like, he's in the gym, and then you'll see him when it's time for him to put out some music. Like, you don't really. Big Sean doesn't have, like, a lot of shit, a lot of bullshit around him.

[Rory]

He stays out the way. I feel like Kanye's psychotic fans have other enemies that they can focus on. I don't think trying to fuck with Sean's rollout or livelihood is the best move for your aura, because I feel like Janae is gonna put some crazy voodoo curses on all of you.

[Mal]

No.

[Rory]

I'd be telling anyone that does bad by Sean. I would be very scared for you.

[Mal]

No, it's not voodoo. I think. I think Janae is gonna pray that awful things happen. I know that everybody is just, you know, everybody is healed through this, through this situation, and everybody finds peace.

[Rory]

Let the energy deal with it. Yeah.

[Mal]

Like, just let the. It's karma. It's just gonna come around, and we gotta kind of just avoid those type of people, but.

[Rory]

Because when was the last Big Sean album? It's been. Detroit two was years ago. Right.

[Julian]

That was the Last 1. Detroit 2 is 2020.

[Mal]

So.

[Rory]

Yeah, it's four years, and you're finally ready to gear up and put an album out, and then some fucking idiot on the Internet leaks the shit you've been working on for Years. Yeah, it's fucked up. And I listen, as a consumer, I've been part of the problem, but has it. I've never leaked anyone shit, but I've definitely clicked the leak.

[Mal]

But as of right now, while we're recording, nothing is leaked, though?

[Rory]

No, a good majority leaked yesterday.

[Mal]

Oh, it did?

[Rory]

There was like, unfinished verses, a few open verses, but yeah, about 14 or 15 tracks. Like, numbered, everything.

[Mal]

Wow.

[Rory]

Yeah, it's up.

[Mal]

But, well, we got to still make sure that we support Big Sean when the album drops. Please, Jesus, download his music, stream it, do whatever you got to do to support Big Sean. I like Big Sean. He's somebody that is hard to.

[Rory]

Dealing with leaks, especially in the streaming era, is like, man, what the fuck are we doing? I mean, listen, you stabbed on after he leaked Volume three.

[Mal]

I didn't know anything, so I don't know what you're talking about. Yo, white boy put the knife right in my hand. That's crazy how he did that.

[Rory]

He said on Vlad. What? This is a new news.

[Mal]

I said that on Vlad?

[Rory]

No, under.

[Mal]

Oh, that.

[Rory]

I said someone else did. That was, like, cool with Jay was. It just leaves you.

[Mal]

Why you put the knife in my head on a platform. What was you.

[Rory]

What was you doing at the Kit Kat Club with a knife? More.

[Mal]

I was. I was so young. I probably was 5th 16 when that happened. I was a kid. I don't know what the hell I was doing when that happened.

[Rory]

I.

[Mal]

All right.

[Rory]

It's alleged if Jay did it or not. I was joking. But I think that's an okay result. If you leak my album.

[Mal]

Oh, yeah.

[Rory]

And I stab you. I think that's justice. No.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

You didn't kill him. You leaked my album.

[Mal]

Now we both leaking.

[Rory]

I told you he did it. Yo, that was a catchphrase.

[Mal]

He said, yeah, now we both leaking. My arm leaking and your stomach leaking. Yeah. Now what?

[Rory]

Stabbing someone at Q Tip's party is crazy.

[Mal]

Wow. Wasn't that at. What was that at? What's that club right there off the west side now? Terminal five. I think that was a terminal five.

[Rory]

Oh, really?

[Mal]

I think so. That is terminal five, right. Right off the. Yeah, off the west side. Yeah, I think. I think that was Terminal 5.

[Rory]

I think that's a concert venue now, but back then. Okay.

[Mal]

Got a club. It was a club. I think that's what happened. It's crazy when you drive past certain blocks and buildings in New York and you remember when it used to be, like, certain nightclubs and you start thinking about all the. That happen like, it's insane. Like, how the city has just completely changed.

[Rory]

I walked past the shine shooting door every day on my way to work. Like, oh, yeah, this was crazy. At one point.

[Mal]

Wow. Speaking of leaked.

[Rory]

This wasn't leaked. They called the paparazzi for this one.

[Mal]

Oh, this wasn't a leaked photo.

[Julian]

I mean, this was just taken of.

[Mal]

Her leaving a valet paying for a parking.

[Rory]

To me, it's not a leak if you are walking around with a see through shirt at valet.

[Mal]

All right, seriously, like, let's have a real conversation. What is. What is. What is going on? Because I remember Kanye not being happy with the way Kim was dressing at one point.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

And they was arguing about that.

[Rory]

True.

[Mal]

And now he's married in another relationship, obviously, to Bianca Censori. Is the last name.

[Julian]

I don't know.

[Mal]

I don't know how to pronounce the last name. But she has been wearing, like, some interesting pieces. I thought one time she had little to nothing on. And now she has again, little to nothing on. I don't understand what this is. Like, can somebody maybe explain to me. I don't think this is. Any man should want his wife outside like this.

[Julian]

Well, looks like a stock.

[Rory]

When God brings you into the world, you are naked.

[Mal]

Yeah, true. But when you in the world walking.

[Rory]

Around, also, if you think about the image of Christ on the cross, he's wearing little to nothing. Matter of fact, it's very similar to what this woman has on right here. Yeah, just a little. Just a little cover.

[Mal]

He had an army hat on here.

[Julian]

Well, God was an American. I think that goes without saying.

[Rory]

You could definitely see up Jesus's little robe thing if he was up on the cross. Like, just that little ass sheet. And they're all staring at, like, you're. You're gonna see Christ balls.

[Mal]

But your mind went to that. It's crazy, but it's all right.

[Rory]

Listen, man, I was in. I don't.

[Mal]

I don't understand what this is. Damaris, you being the only female representative in the room. Like, is this. Tell us how do you feel about. Is this. Do you feel like this is, like, acceptable? Do you feel like this is cool? Do you feel like this is sexy? Do you feel like this is, like. What does another woman feel about a woman?

[Damaris]

Like, it's a humiliation ritual.

[Mal]

Okay.

[Rory]

I like it.

[Julian]

Put that hat on a counterpoint.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[Julian]

I think she's. She gets. She's a victim. Because of what?

[Damaris]

No shit.

[Julian]

Her fat tits make it really difficult for her to get this kind of look off there's. Mad girls out there with tiny little a cup like half a titty and they wear the same shit but no one says anything because their boobs aren't gargantuous.

[Rory]

Okay?

[Julian]

Her is this similar heel is the fact that she just has these warlocks on her chest. She can't be subtle about that.

[Rory]

Warlocks.

[Damaris]

He's so white.

[Mal]

Wait, hold on.

[Damaris]

He said tits.

[Mal]

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Julian]

She's got two jugs, man. Two watermelons sitting on her chest.

[Mal]

Warlocks.

[Julian]

You feel me though?

[Rory]

No fun bags, bro.

[Mal]

What is.

[Julian]

But you know what I'm saying. It's like the. The guy. It's not the guy. It's like the. There's so many girls. We live in New York. No chicks wear bras. Every girl shirt see through. Yeah, but even if it has all the time. But it's like a respectable b. Cop. A cop.

[Rory]

It's cute.

[Julian]

They're so teeny. Just because she has massive tits makes it an issue.

[Rory]

Well, no, I don't think it's an issue at all.

[Julian]

You can. I definitely don't think it's an issue.

[Rory]

My thing is don't go to Staples Center.

[Damaris]

Women rules is this.

[Julian]

She looks like she's coming out of a haul truck. What is that?

[Damaris]

You cannot show the nipple and the boob. If you're going to show the nipple, you have to have something that's covering it. The color of the nipple can't be showing. The form of the nipple can show, but the color of the nipple cannot show.

[Mal]

Listen, we've seen. We've seen women wear clothing that is kind of like see through. And you can kind of see her like. I remember you could probably pull up. India Love wore something to.

[Damaris]

Of course.

[Mal]

You remember Coachella one year. No, I remember that she wore like a top to Coachella. It was like a see through top.

[Rory]

But that's all over.

[Mal]

But. But it was like. It wasn't. Yeah, I guess it was see through, but it wasn't like. This is like a clear.

[Rory]

Can you pull up the uncensored one, Julian? Just for, you know, research purposes.

[Julian]

Yeah, true.

[Damaris]

I mean I get free the nipple. But like why are you half naked? Why are you naked? Not half. Why are you naked in my Starbucks?

[Rory]

Because.

[Damaris]

Well, not Starbucks. Latte place, you said.

[Mal]

I don't know. Just as a married woman own. I think it's just as a.

[Damaris]

But if everyone.

[Julian]

Maybe it's because you get a full body. A tan. There's no tan lines.

[Rory]

Never thought of it.

[Julian]

Even think about that we need a drummer yesterday.

[Mal]

Really? Him took a toll on him. You might be concussed.

[Julian]

I didn't take a charge.

[Damaris]

Like, look what you have it on on the production document.

[Mal]

Bianca's fat heavy in la.

[Rory]

You just fat heavies. Is the funny fat heavies.

[Mal]

Warlocks like, yo, where you from again? Schenectady. Oh, my God, look at her.

[Rory]

Game of Thrones, bro.

[Mal]

Yeah. This is crazy.

[Julian]

What?

[Rory]

I don't know.

[Damaris]

That's how you. Rory don't even know how to be white.

[Mal]

Look at him. Look at him. Yeah, Rory gotta try to be white.

[Rory]

Isn't there Warlock.

[Mal]

Meanwhile, Julian got it in autopilot. It's just like, I'm just white, bro. Like what? Rory gotta try to be white.

[Julian]

Look at her. Game of Thrones.

[Rory]

All right, and important news. Why? Why did mall cancel Schoolboy Q's show in Toronto?

[Mal]

Yo, why throwing me in any of this? I found out about this when you found out about this.

[Rory]

Yeah, yeah.

[Julian]

All right.

[Rory]

You made that call.

[Mal]

First of all, shout out to you.

[Rory]

I see the hat you wearing. Trying to throw us off.

[Mal]

No, it's for Bronnie. You got his win. You know, support Bronnie.

[Rory]

That's not why you put that out.

[Mal]

Yeah, gotta support Bronnie, man. So Schoolboy Q had a show in Toronto. Canceled. The Canadian piece stopped him from performing. And I just want to know why. Is cute surprised?

[Rory]

I'd be surprised.

[Mal]

No, you would not. Man. Cut it out. Westbrook might not even be allowed to play in Toronto. Wait till y'all get that memo that Westbrook can't get through the border.

[Rory]

Rose definitely can't.

[Mal]

Oh, no. It's over them. Can't cross the border.

[Rory]

Well, Schoolboy Q went on it. I don't want to call it Twitter rant, but was explaining what was going on. Said that he could not perform because of the police. And he was confused because Party Next Door was just in la. No one did to Party Top. Was just with Wayne and baby. Which I do want to talk about after this, because that's crazy that he told the world that.

[Damaris]

Yeah, it was wild.

[Rory]

But listen, all the gloves are off if you're canceling my shows in Toronto, but do we think Drake is behind us?

[Julian]

Yeah. I will say yes, because allegedly, the. The venue that he was performing at is. This is their. A screenshot of their Instagram page. Toronto's newest live entertainment venue, brought to you by Live Nation Ontario in collaboration with Champagne Poppy. Okay, so seems like Drake is involved. I'm gonna look to the venue Who.

[Rory]

Q was signed to. As far as booking agents, like, go. Go find a different venue at least.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

I don't think Drake should be canceling shows. I think it's up. But I get it. They're in a beef. He's connected to Kendrick. He was in the video. Cool. But why would anyone. Uta, caa, whoever the Go. Yeah, we should book Q at the Champagne Poppy venue in Toronto.

[Mal]

Beautiful venue. The acoustics are amazing.

[Rory]

Why would you do that?

[Mal]

Yeah, they didn't think that one.

[Damaris]

They weren't. I don't even think. They might not have known, though.

[Mal]

That's a problem.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

You should know exactly where you're sending your artists. Who owns the venue. If you're routing, who's making money from the show. You should absolutely know that. As. As a schoolboy Q management or agent. You should definitely.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

I mean, but don't you think it'd be a better move by Drake to let the show happen and then. Because Drake posts everything on IG Story, even the sewage in his closet to post the return. He got on Q show.

[Damaris]

That would have eight.

[Rory]

Like, to me, that would be way more fly than canceling a show. Like. Like, remember when 50 Cent was promoting doctor's Advocate after the game fallout because he still had a percentage. He was walking around wearing Doctor's Advocate out now shirts like go buy games album because I make money off of it. To me, that would be cooler than just canceling his show.

[Damaris]

But I'm sure that Drake. That wasn't. I doubt Drake. I think Drake heard about this the same way all of us heard about it. Drake has a humongous team. He's such a big artist. Like, he's not managing that fucking venue. And the people that are managing have managers that have managers that answer the Drake. So he. They probably just knew, like, oh, somebody from cde. Fuck no. Like, we're not doing this. Let's end that. They probably didn't even consult Drake about it.

[Mal]

Well, the.

[Rory]

The rumor was that the cops thought something else was going to happen. If you guys remember when Pusha T performed in Toronto.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Left somebody in critical. That was. That was.

[Mal]

That was. That was. Yes, I get it. I understand that. That did happen. That's a real thing. So that is a concern for the police and, you know, the city. They want to make sure if they having events and stuff that everybody is safe. But this is just a little different from that because Q is not directly beefing or going back and forth with Drake or. But he's affiliated because, you know, He's Kendrick's homeboy. And their tde, you know, that's family. But it's a little different than the push. The pusha thing was a direct person that was going, you know, in a beef with Drake. This is by way of affiliation to type of situation. I do think that Drake knew about the show. I'm not sure if Drake called for it to be canceled, though. I think the police probably, you know, thought about it and was like, nah. You know how fans are. You know, somebody might just try something just for clout, and we don't want that on us. So I do think both things are true. Drake knew about the show, he knew about the book, and he knew Q was gonna be in Toronto for a show. I'm not sure if I can comfortably say, nah, Drake had it shut down. Because I. I do know how the police sometimes will step in, no matter who owns the venue or whatever. It's like, nah, we not. We're not doing that.

[Rory]

Are the. Are the police shutting down a Kendrick Lamar show in Toronto?

[Mal]

Kendrick is not booking a show in Toronto.

[Rory]

Hypothetically, Absolutely. I don't think so.

[Mal]

Q show just got shut down.

[Rory]

I don't. I cannot see the cops shutting down a Kendrick Lamar show at an arena in Toronto. I just can't see it.

[Mal]

Yo, what's wrong? How. First you don't think Not Like Us is on his album, and now you think that if he books a show in Toronto, the police won't shut it.

[Rory]

Down when he puts Al Maddo tour? You don't think he's gonna stop in Toronto?

[Mal]

No, he's not stopping in Toronto.

[Rory]

You are crazy if you think Kendrick Lamar is not stopping in Toronto at his next door. And you're crazy if Drake's not stopping in la, it is next door.

[Mal]

You. Wait, you.

[Damaris]

I don't think that's. That's.

[Rory]

Drake perform in Philly at the height of the meek shit.

[Damaris]

That's.

[Mal]

It's a different. It's a different. It's a difference.

[Rory]

What? Dream chases are way scarier. What are you talking about?

[Mal]

You think that. Wait, all right, so let me just be clear before I respond. You think that. First of all, do you think that Kendrick Lamar is booking a show until, like, he's even thinking about booking a show in Toronto?

[Rory]

I think he's probably focused on the album and tour will come after that. And when he focuses on it, I think he will 100% do a Toronto show. Toronto is a huge market.

[Mal]

Yes. I just don't know if it's.

[Rory]

That's like skipping Atlanta. You don't. It's like skipping Chicago.

[Mal]

Nah, it's different.

[Rory]

Don't.

[Mal]

This is different, though. This is different, though.

[Damaris]

I don't. I don't think either of them will do the. I think Drake will book a LA show. Of course he will. I don't think that Kendrick is booking it. And that's not me saying that Kendrick or his team is afraid of Drake or anything like that. I just don't think.

[Rory]

Okay. Why? I also think there's a difference between Schoolboy Q and Kendrick, I would say. What's the size of the venue that Q was doing?

[Damaris]

We'll look it up.

[Rory]

Right now, Q is a bit more accessible than Kendrick Lamar doing an arena show in Toronto where regardless of this Drake thing or not, would have police escort from hotel to venue. It's not really a liability. You think someone's going to get on the stage at the arena show for Kendrick Lamar.

[Mal]

So it's a.

[Rory]

It's a little. I can see the Q1 because it's more of an intimate spot. People can hop on stage. Probably a similar size of what Pusha T did. Q doesn't have police escort. He's more accessible. So I can see there being a higher risk for Q. And that's no disrespect to Q. It's just he's more in the open.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

He moves differently, less insulated than Kendrick Lamar.

[Julian]

The venue is 2,500.

[Mal]

Yeah. Nice size venue.

[Rory]

Yeah. That's great.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Awesome. But that's not going to be the same protection that Kendrick would have with or without this beef in Toronto. He's getting in a police escort all the way to that arena.

[Mal]

We may have just bumped into a really good debate.

[Rory]

Okay.

[Mal]

Because I can 100% see Drake booking a show at Crypto, of course. Selling it out for sure. People enjoying it. I don't know if Kendrick is booking the show at the Scotiabank arena and people not showing up to just boo him. Like, I don't think Drake gets booed in LA at the crypto at his show. I can 100% see Kendrick getting booed all night at a Scotiabank arena show.

[Rory]

It's no secret that Toronto loves Drake. I would never debate that. And I think there's a large group of people that would buy tickets to go boo Kendrick Lamar.

[Mal]

See, I agree with you there.

[Rory]

But you also have to think that Kendrick Lamar for the last decade has built a pretty substantial Toronto market and Canada market that are just Kendrick Lamar fans and want to go see him perform.

[Mal]

You missing what I'm saying? Okay, so let me explain like this. I think that Drake will do a show in la. While people in LA may not. They'll boo him, but I think it'll be a lot of people there that will definitely support Drake. I don't think I could say the same as far as Kendrick going to Toronto. I think everybody that goes to a Kendrick show in Toronto is going there strictly to try to ruin his show. What, and boo him? I think so.

[Rory]

I think there would be people that would do that, but not.

[Mal]

Drake is the biggest export out of Canada.

[Rory]

Probably Tim Hortons would like a word.

[Mal]

Well, second, maybe. No maybe. Third, the Maple Leafs is probably. But after that.

[Rory]

Kendrick is not the Wayne Gretzky, Jim Carrey.

[Mal]

Kendrick is not the third biggest export.

[Rory]

Out of thieves, bro, like you, Seth Rogen.

[Mal]

Kendrick is not the third biggest export out of la. He's not.

[Rory]

Yeah, cocaine is.

[Mal]

I'm just saying he's not. So I just. I think that this is where this is interesting because I do think if Drake announced a show in Crypto, right now, it sells out.

[Rory]

I think you're just underestimating the amount of just regular rat fans that would want to go see a Kendrick Lamar show. Because at this point now we're arguing who would buy the tickets quicker because it's selling out regardless, of course. But which group is going to sell it out is really the debate. I guess at this point, cuz, there's a large group of people.

[Mal]

Let's see it. Both of you niggas book a show. Kendrick, book a show in Toronto. Drake, book a show at the Crypto and let's goddamn see what happens. Fuck it. Give it to those. Let's see.

[Rory]

I don't even like the way you're wording it.

[Mal]

Why?

[Rory]

Now you're baiting people. See, I told you he had the knife.

[Mal]

No, I wanna. I wanna see it.

[Damaris]

Snitching. Are you good, bro?

[Mal]

I wanna. No, I really wanna see. I really wanna see if I'm. I'm willing to. I just want to see what happens, like prove me wrong. But I just think that a show in Toronto right now for Kendrick is different from a show in LA for Drake. I think it's different. I think the response.

[Rory]

Yeah. Oh no, I think it's. I don't disagree with you there that it is different, but I just think you're underestimating how many Kendrick fans are.

[Mal]

In the greater Toronto area. Kendrick is one of the biggest rappers that we've ever seen. Ever had I get that. But I just think that this is very different when you talk about having to go to Toronto versus having to go to la, especially when you talk about the star power of Drake versus the star power of Kendrick.

[Rory]

I get it.

[Mal]

I just. I just think Toronto. I just think Canada just holds it differently than LA holds Kendrick right now.

[Rory]

Do you think Q should be. Well, we don't know if he's upset, because you never know people's tone on Twitter. Should Q be upset about this and take it personal?

[Mal]

Well, yeah.

[Rory]

Does that cross. Does that cross the line A bit. You take it personal livelihood. Now, if you want to take it there, we could go further.

[Mal]

You got to take it personal because it's a person. It's a personal reason why it was canceled. It wasn't an artistic reason why it was canceled. It wasn't like Q couldn't sell tickets or, you know, any of that. It was canceled for personal concerns and safety and things like that. So, yeah, you take that. You gotta take that personal. But take it personal with who? I don't know if he has to take it personal with Drake. I'm not sure if Drake and him may have spoken by now on some, you know, channels away from social media to clear it up or whatever and just, you know, talk about it.

[Rory]

I can't see Drake talking to him. You were in a video that's about me being a pedophile, and you look really cool in it.

[Mal]

Well, this is. Well, this is why I'm saying it's. I would want.

[Damaris]

Really cool.

[Mal]

This is why I said I would want to see such a cool shot.

[Rory]

Of all of them.

[Mal]

This is why I said I would want to see Kendrick book a show in Toronto versus la. Drake in la.

[Rory]

What do you think the validity of Top hanging out with Birdman and Wayne last week is.

[Mal]

What was it, essence they probably was at?

[Rory]

I would assume so.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Birdman was there.

[Mal]

Yeah. I mean, once you, Baby and Top and, you know, Dwayne, I think that it's, you know, while, yes, we are all, you know, affiliated with this thing because we all have affiliations and alignments with these artists and these guys that are going at it right now. I just think when you sitting in the position that Top and. And Baby and Wayne are, it's kind of like, you know, you watching the players on the court. Y'all are not really active. Y'all are not playing.

[Rory]

I'm feeling away. Similar to the Q thing.

[Mal]

If you're who.

[Rory]

If I'm Drake, I'm feeling away. That Wayne and Baby are hanging out with Top. Top was in a video about me being a pedophile. Looking really cool.

[Mal]

Oh, yeah. No, I. No, I. Drake, yes. I think he would feel away.

[Rory]

They shot it in his neighborhood.

[Mal]

I also know that Drake didn't find out about them being together last night when we did.

[Rory]

Oh, I don't know. But you're. I mean, I'm sure. I'm sure. Of course I'm sure he was privy to it.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

But if I'm Drake, I'm feeling away. Like, why are you with someone that was in a video about me being touching children?

[Damaris]

But sometimes n don't really be with niggas. And I'm not even just. I'm just talking about.

[Rory]

Yeah, they could have just passed each other.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Like, somebody might see us in the same room together. Like, they did you with that one man, and then suddenly they together. We not together. I didn't speak to this person. We just at the same event. Like, I hate when people say that.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

I was not with that nigga. We were in the same room at the same time.

[Mal]

Yeah. But I ain't gonna lie, though, if I'm entrenched or something like that. And they putting that on my jacket. And my mentor sees, like, the CEO from the other side, and I find that my mentor ain't really, like, make it shake a little bit. Like, the room ain't really, like, the energy ain't get a little tense. I might feel away.

[Rory]

Especially when my enemy screamed on a record. Top, what the. They think they talking about?

[Mal]

Yeah, Like, I could just. And again, they probably Wayne and. And. And Top, and, you know, baby, they. I'm sure if they were together and saw each other, I'm sure they spoke. I'm sure they had a conversation. So we just. We just guessing what was happening. But I could definitely see Drake. I could see him feeling away. I don't know how much of a way, though, with Wayne. Like, I don't know how much, because it's like, what you want Wayne to do to Top? Honestly? Like, you want him to curse him out. You want him to fucking, like, throw something at him. You want him to like, what you. You know what I'm saying? It's like, what you want Wayne to do?

[Rory]

If they are, of course, that Essence Festival is business. If they pass each other. Yo, until they resolve this, it's probably better we don't speak.

[Mal]

Yeah. Like, if I'm Wayne, I might look at Top and be like, yo, what your man did is corny. Like, that's That's.

[Rory]

Can't do it. No disrespect. We're not gonna do anything here. Where.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Since just. We can't with each other.

[Mal]

We ain't gotta. First of all, ain't fighting like Wayne and Top and Baby ain't. Yeah.

[Rory]

N't fight.

[Mal]

That would have been. That would have been. I'd have been like, yo, listen, I'm listening to Mozart for the rest of my. I'm not listening to no hip. Cause that's just corn.

[Rory]

I respect it. If Baby was tussling backstage.

[Mal]

Nah, hell no. I don't want to see that shit. But I do think that Wayne and Baby probably had to say something along the lines of, yo, what your boy did was. You know, that's trash, bro. Like, putting that on somebody's jacket. Like, we don't play with that. You can't throw that around like that and start dancing to it like, that's not what that is.

[Rory]

But you start dancing to it.

[Mal]

Yeah. Like, you don't. You don't say, hey, pedophile. Crip walk. Crip walk. Like, nigga what?

[Damaris]

Crip walk. Crip walk is fucking hilarious.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

It's like, wait, is that the TikTok dance? Is that.

[Mal]

I don't know, but it feels like it. It's like, wait, y'all are dancing to that? Like, that's. That's just the thing that I don't understand. That's what I'm telling you. Years from now, people are gonna look back at this moment and realize how wild people look dancing to this type of. These type of words.

[Rory]

Did your man sub Q last night by posting a photo and some blue slides? Because I thought he did.

[Mal]

Who? Who? I don't even know what you talking about.

[Rory]

Drake, last night, after this whole thing happened with Q posted a photo on his IG story. He's not wearing blue slides, per se, but, you know, I thought it was a little ironic.

[Mal]

Oh, so you reaching. Ok, let's see the reach.

[Rory]

Blue slides.

[Julian]

The free AO shirt probably says more than the slides.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

What is. What is the free Yayo? Yale's free, by the way.

[Julian]

Well, people are saying. I think it was for Eminem. There were people saying Drake's wearing the same shirt Eminem Wore in some 8 mile thing or something like that.

[Rory]

No, no, it was things. The VMAs when Yayo was locked up.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

And won an award and had a free age.

[Mal]

I don't know. I'm not here to pick apart.

[Rory]

No, it's just the culture.

[Mal]

We gotta Yeah, I don't know, man. Drake just thought he had it.

[Julian]

You like the kissy face?

[Damaris]

His closet got flooded. He didn't have shit else to wear.

[Mal]

Laundry day. It's laundry day.

[Rory]

So what? I mean, the left foot is in front of the right. What does that mean?

[Julian]

If I posted a photo like this mall, what would you say if I made this. I feel like you have the same face that I. That he's making here with the kissy lips.

[Mal]

What would I say to you? Yeah, I say to you every day.

[Rory]

You wouldn't say to him?

[Julian]

No.

[Mal]

It's a difference.

[Julian]

No. Okay, cool.

[Damaris]

Did y'all know Ariana Grande got Monica and Brandy together to do A Boy Is Mine remix? I just wish it would have just been them, though. Without Ariana Grande.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Why?

[Rory]

That was like, when Logic got all the Wu Tang together. It's just like. It's like, yeah, Wu Tang. Yeah.

[Mal]

It's different. Ariana could really sing her ass off.

[Damaris]

Logic, that's fine.

[Mal]

But we can't rap with them. He can't rap with the Wu Tang Clan is what I'm saying.

[Rory]

That's better.

[Damaris]

Ariana can't sing with Monica and Brandi. She can sing.

[Mal]

What?

[Damaris]

She can't sing with Ariana. What? With Brandy.

[Rory]

Are you sick?

[Damaris]

Okay.

[Mal]

You're sick. Okay, you need a job. Monitor.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[Mal]

You need a thermometer. Ariana Grande can't sing with Monica and Brandy.

[Damaris]

She can sing.

[Rory]

She's one of the few people that can sing with them, I think.

[Damaris]

No, she cannot. That's okay.

[Mal]

All right. Why are you. What are you basing this off of?

[Damaris]

It has nothing to do with. You don't have to cape for white girls. It has nothing to do with the fact that she's white. You sound insane. She's not a better vocalist.

[Rory]

See, she's not a better vocalist.

[Mal]

I'm not gonna say better vocalist, but she can handle Randy. She may be a better vocalist than Monica.

[Damaris]

Maybe Ariana Grande wouldn't say that herself. Even in a closed room with nobody to hear.

[Mal]

Let's call a thing called humility.

[Julian]

But she's humble.

[Mal]

Like, there. You know, I can. There's. Ariana Grande is one of those voices. Like, she's a once in a generation type of vocal.

[Damaris]

Okay. Ariana Grande is extremely talented, and I'm an Ariana Grande fan. She's one of the few people that when she drops an album, I'm downloading it before I even hear it. Like, I'm a huge Ariana Grande fan because I'm such a Huge Ariana Grande fan. I know her voice well enough to know she cannot sit with them.

[Mal]

Sonic, you're tripping. She.

[Damaris]

She is a one. She's a one trick. She's a one or two trick pony.

[Mal]

No, she's not.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[Mal]

No, she's not. You.

[Damaris]

You bump Ariana regularly. Because I do. I bump Ariana Monica and Brandi Story.

[Mal]

Can attest to how I've defended Ariana Grande vocals for years.

[Rory]

Yeah, that is true.

[Mal]

Ariana Grande. In fact, if Ariana Grande was a black woman, we wouldn't even be having this conversation. That's a fact.

[Rory]

So it's the ponytail you're saying?

[Mal]

No, it's the fact that she's not a black R B vocalist. But if we did not know if.

[Damaris]

She was black be different about her.

[Mal]

Career, she would be respected more as a vocalist. If she was a black woman, she would be okay. Coco Jones. Love Coco Jones. Think she's amazing. If Coco Jones had the vote, the voice that Ariana Grande has.

[Damaris]

No, if Coco Jones had the skin color that Ariana Grande has.

[Mal]

She's a star. Coco's a star. Just. What I'm saying is if she would be a bigger star if she had the voice of Ariana Grande.

[Damaris]

No, she would be a bigger star if she had the skin color of Ariana Grande.

[Mal]

That's not true.

[Damaris]

What? Mom, since when does being a white girl hold you back?

[Mal]

What the fuck? What do you.

[Rory]

I'm not under attack in this country.

[Mal]

Who's holding anybody back, though? Like, what are you talking about?

[Damaris]

You saying her. You're saying that her. She would be more respected if she was black. No, she wouldn't.

[Mal]

I'm saying as a vocalist, not as an artist. I'm saying as a vocalist, she would like how you feel. Like she can't sit with Brandi and Monica. If she was a black woman with that voice, you wouldn't say that.

[Rory]

This Chris, I think people are going to confuse point. I know what he is trying to say. Yes, because she's a white woman, that definitely helped her in her being a pop star. But as far as like the respect.

[Mal]

The respect of a vocalist. Of a singer and saying Ariana Grande.

[Rory]

Can sing that because she's a poppy white girl.

[Mal]

She doesn't get that R and B respect. She doesn't get that R B vocal respect. She doesn't get that.

[Rory]

Now, I'm sure she'd much rather have the white privileged pop star route that she has done. I don't think that's what he's arguing against. He's just saying. But he's the music lovers and connoisseurs.

[Damaris]

Like black people. He's saying that, like, black people don't invite these white women. Like. Like a white woman that can sing. We embrace them all the time. Niggas love Christina Aguilera, actually, but niggas love Celine Dion.

[Rory]

I don't think Christina Aguilera gets her vocal credit, though.

[Damaris]

Love Adele. What are you talking about?

[Mal]

Christina Aguilera doesn't get her vocal credit.

[Rory]

I really like what she does.

[Mal]

Ariana Grande doesn't get her.

[Rory]

But also, on the other side of that coin, I don't think Beyonce gets the vocal credit she deserves.

[Damaris]

No, Beyonce does not. But that's because of the pop music. It has nothing to do with your skin. It's the type of music that you make. When you don't make soulful music, then no, people are.

[Mal]

Even Ariana.

[Damaris]

Soulful artist.

[Mal]

Yes, but even Ariana. Arianna. Because your thing was she can't sit vocally with that. Your statement. I was replying to your statement.

[Damaris]

Yes.

[Mal]

Was that vocally, she can't sit.

[Rory]

Julian. We're doing a podcast.

[Damaris]

Just Ice. Just. But yeah, back to my original. My original statement. This. I don't want it to seem like I'm taking away or not respecting Ariana. It's not about my disrespect for Ariana. It's about the level that I hold Monica and Brandi at. It has nothing to do with Ariana.

[Mal]

That's fair.

[Damaris]

It's the level that Monica and Brandi that's fair.

[Mal]

But I. Because I've had. And Rory can attest to this. I've had this conversation about Ariana's voice for years. She does not get the respect vocally that she deserves.

[Damaris]

No, I would agree.

[Mal]

And it's a lot of it is because of the type of music that she's known for. It's more of a pop sound. It's not your R and B sound. But when she gets into that R and B vibe to say she can't sit with Brandi and Monica, to me.

[Rory]

I think she could. She's not a better vocalist than Brandi, but. But she could.

[Mal]

I think she's the best vocalist in Monica. Brandy is.

[Damaris]

I, you know, they literally call Brandy the vocal bible. I just like.

[Rory]

I mean, it's Brandy and Whitney. To me, like, that's. Everyone else is just below.

[Damaris]

All right, you and Mariah Carey don't exist.

[Rory]

You.

[Damaris]

Wow.

[Mal]

Ariana Grande is the Mariah Carey esque type of voice.

[Rory]

She has a Great impression.

[Damaris]

The Mariah Carey esque type of voice. But this is. And this is the thing, when it comes. Because everybody want Ariana.

[Mal]

I'm gonna put it out there. I think Ariana sings better than Mariah Carey. I think she has a better voice than Mariah Carey. Me personally, I don't think that's as.

[Rory]

Crazy a take as you think it is.

[Mal]

I think she. I think she has a way better voice than Mariah carey. Actually, like 100. I believe wholeheartedly she has a better voice than Mariah Carey.

[Damaris]

Oh, my God. I feel like.

[Rory]

Not in December. Not in December.

[Damaris]

I feel like I'm in.

[Mal]

Yeah, no, December 25th, it's Mariah Carey. Santa Claus. We know that.

[Rory]

But I'm just saying Brandy is below that on Christmas time.

[Mal]

Yeah, but what I'm saying is, I think vocally, yeah, I think Ariana Grande is a better vocalist than.

[Damaris]

I think you need. I think you need to take a second.

[Mal]

For what?

[Damaris]

You need to go back and watch Mariah Carey.

[Julian]

For what?

[Mal]

I'm older than you. I was actually there.

[Damaris]

No, no, but I think it was actually, like outside. And because you're older than me, I think you maybe a little dementia. You need to go back and rewatch Mariah's performances in the 90s. And I think it's a different conversation because Ariana can't. Ariana can't sing live like Mariah can sing live.

[Mal]

What?

[Damaris]

She can't sing like Mariah can sing live.

[Mal]

Ariana Grande sang at Aretha Franklin's funeral. Let's stop there. You know, I don't even have to say anything else to you. I don't have to say nothing else.

[Damaris]

Palmer performed Ushers. I don't have a Celebration.

[Rory]

You gambled at James Brown.

[Damaris]

What does that mean?

[Mal]

You don't get invited. You don't get it.

[Damaris]

Justin Timberland.

[Mal]

You not get invited.

[Rory]

Now we're drawing the line.

[Mal]

No, no, no.

[Damaris]

Leave J.T.

[Mal]

Out of this. We're talking about Aretha Franklin.

[Damaris]

I wasn't gonna yell.

[Mal]

We're talking about Aretha Franklin. We're not talking about Usher. We're not talking about the queen of England or whatever.

[Damaris]

You talking about Prince?

[Mal]

The queen. Ariana Grande was requested.

[Rory]

Prince isn't like the craziest Aretha Franklin.

[Mal]

Ariana Grande is one Aretha Franklin's favorite vocalist, okay? She was requested to sing at her services.

[Damaris]

Okay?

[Mal]

That says everything you gon. If you know about Aretha Franklin, then we don't even have to have this discussion about the vocalist that Ariana Grande is okay. If you. Respected by Aretha Franklin to that magnitude to be requested at her services. We don't even have to have this conversation about what a vocalist is when we talk about Aretha Franklin's request.

[Damaris]

Well, we can. We can sit and agree to disagree that. That Mariah. But I want to hear the song right Carry Take. I'm not gonna lie. When you leave the studio, I might, like, shoot you. You're not like in your back. I don't even want you to see me.

[Mal]

I'm just saying. That's just we just being real. I'm just being real.

[Damaris]

I don't.

[Mal]

I'm just being real. I'm just being. And to say Ariana can't sing live well is. That's wild as Mariah.

[Damaris]

You act like. I said she can't sing as well live as Sierra. I said she can't sing as well live as Mariah.

[Mal]

Carry, you gotta. You gotta. You gotta. You gotta study. Ariana's like, I do.

[Damaris]

This is why you're not talking to somebody who's not. I'm an Ariana.

[Mal]

You're wrong on that. Listen, you could be a fan. That's great. You're wrong on this is all I'm saying. Okay, you're wrong. Ariana Grande's live vocals. There's not many that can sing better than Ariana Grande live. Not many.

[Damaris]

Okay, we'll agree to disagree. But what I'm going to my original point and why. I don't know if that part was recording because we were coming off a break. My original point, when I said she got the girls together to do the Boy Is Mine, I wish it would have just been them because I wanted a real the Boy Is Mine, Part two. It was more a Ariana song and they did riffs on it. I would prefer if we're gonna. The Boy Is Mine is a huge moment. Is the song out between. Yeah, it's been out for a while. Between these two women who have had trouble not liking each other, there's a history of beef with.

[Mal]

I gotta hear the song.

[Damaris]

So to get them both together, that's a big thing. I would rather it just had been.

[Mal]

The order break the order who performed the best on the song song one through three.

[Damaris]

I would have to listen to it. I would have to listen to it again. But this is my. This is my point. It sounds like an Ariana song that they're featuring on. But it's the Boy Is Mine.

[Rory]

Well, if she's doing a cover, I think it's kind of cool. That she brought them in.

[Damaris]

Yes, I do. I. I agree. I like the song. I just wish that a Boy is mine. Part two would have just been them, that's all.

[Rory]

That's just maybe bring in Paul McCartney.

[Damaris]

My nostalgia. But it's a good song. It just sounds like an Ariana song, not a Brandy and monitor.

[Rory]

Maybe the hip hop Dalmatians do the hoes.

[Mal]

Mine, they really got hoes. They should have put that.

[Rory]

That record. Yo, Dre was a hater. Well, that real hip hop shit, that hoe his mind was a smash.

[Mal]

Yeah, they. They were supposed to put that out the next day.

[Rory]

They smoked that.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Yo, I was. It's so funny. I was on the phone with one of my male friends and he had saw one of the clips or whatever. The clip. Well, the clip of me and ma going back and forth about the female friends and like that. He was like, you gotta understand mom from a different era. Like, he grew up watching where was always sleeping with friend. Like Brown Sugar that had me crying.

[Mal]

I grew up with watching with people was always are still sleeping with their homies.

[Damaris]

I said. I said thinking Brown Sugar is what Traumatized.

[Mal]

Mall traumatized. I'm talking about real is happening in real time. Like we go on the timeline right now. Somebody told me, my man, my baby moms, when you coming up, they doing the same. So now all of this is new. All of this is a rerun. Nothing. I'm telling y'all now. None of this that we experiencing, we just get it faster now. We see it sooner. But ain't none of it new. None of this is new.

[Rory]

What was the basketball player's name of Brown Sugar. He was the real victim of that movie. He did everything right.

[Damaris]

I know. He was perfect.

[Rory]

Yeah, that movie. That movie's so old, they. Clue introduces Fab in the intro. He's like, yo, this is the new art. My new artist Fab in like the opening scene. Like, God, how old am I?

[Damaris]

Yeah, that movie. That's one of my favorite movies.

[Rory]

I love great movie and soundtrack is fire Kelby Dawson. Kelby was one of the good ones. Always this. Always the good ones. Nice guys finish last, man. This is why. This is why we dog women out. Because look what. Look what happened to Kelby.

[Mal]

Yeah, he didn't deserve that.

[Rory]

He didn't.

[Mal]

He deserved better.

[Rory]

I mean, him rapping was a problem, but other than that. But why put that album together may have pushed her away a bit.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

You know why nobody ever picks Sinai Lathan first? Because in loving basketball, she was.

[Rory]

She's the problem. I've said this a million times.

[Mal]

She's always.

[Rory]

She's always a home wrecker. Yeah, she was.

[Damaris]

Yes, she was.

[Mal]

She was always the first option. Obviously, that's how. That's what the movie is. She was always the love of his life. She was always the first option. What are you talking about?

[Damaris]

No, no. What movie did he watch? That's not.

[Mal]

We just interpreted the movie different. She obviously was the love of his life from the time they were kids.

[Rory]

No, basketball was the love of her life.

[Mal]

Oh, my God.

[Rory]

That's the theme.

[Mal]

Cool.

[Rory]

Love and basketball.

[Mal]

But she's saying that Sanaa was the second option.

[Rory]

All is fair in loving basketball.

[Mal]

But she's trying to say Sanaa was the second option. As far as with Tyra Banks.

[Rory]

Well, he married Tyra Banks for a buddy pack that.

[Damaris]

She went over there and begged him and said, I want to play you for your heart.

[Rory]

I would laugh at that girl's face.

[Damaris]

Dunking on her with a torn Achilles, like, nigga, hate her, bro.

[Mal]

And then how did that game end?

[Rory]

He gave her a swift elbow.

[Mal]

And how did that game end?

[Rory]

With a home wrecker. They were getting married, like, the next day.

[Mal]

A home record. No, man.

[Rory]

Tyra Banks was asleep in the next room.

[Mal]

She was always the love of his life from the time he was kids.

[Damaris]

So why he treated her like that?

[Mal]

That's just because that's how it happens sometimes. But you was always the one from the time off. The first time I saw you, when we was eight years old, he was so.

[Rory]

When he was in the bleachers crying about his dad cheating and she had curfew. You're just gonna go back to your dorm? Yeah.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Trying to start. I don't care about your mom.

[Damaris]

I'm trying to start. I don't care about your mom.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Ooh. Your NBA dad was cheating. Oh, my God.

[Damaris]

Oh, my God. How dare he?

[Mal]

The Rory definitely cried at Loving Basket. Watching it though.

[Rory]

Probably.

[Mal]

No, you definitely did.

[Rory]

Yeah, probably.

[Mal]

He said double or nothing before he started tearing up. He was like, I knew it. I knew he loved her too.

[Rory]

Yeah, I might have cried when they were for the first time. To this woman's work.

[Mal]

That's crazy.

[Julian]

That's sick.

[Damaris]

To this woman's work.

[Mal]

That.

[Rory]

That's a depressing ass song.

[Damaris]

Yo.

[Rory]

Loving basketball made the world think that that's a song.

[Damaris]

And it's not the same thing with every.

[Mal]

In the hood had that black Nike cut off shirt right there.

[Rory]

The same thing in different colors, too.

[Mal]

They had that shirt Right.

[Rory]

And it had. Remember I had the, like, cool texture on the Nike basketball part.

[Julian]

Oh, the. The grip. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I used to have all that.

[Rory]

I probably have pictures in the same. That same shirt.

[Damaris]

People pray play Pretty Wings at their funeral.

[Julian]

You didn't even take the ball back.

[Damaris]

I mean, they're. Their funeral, at their wedding, and it's like, do you know Pretty Wings is letting a girl, like, get away? Like, that's what the song is about. Why would you play that? Why are you walking down the aisle to that? People don't listen to lyrics anymore? No.

[Mal]

Well, I guess they Pretty wings. Angels have wings. I don't know. I guess that's what they're trying to.

[Damaris]

That's what.

[Mal]

It's not so. They're not so tied into the lyrics and the verse. It's more so the.

[Damaris]

The ambiance, the hook.

[Mal]

Pretty wings.

[Rory]

See, she was all the way in Spain saving herself somebody married to a flight attendant. Had all the passes to go see.

[Damaris]

Always them flight attendants, man. You was asking me who make me insecure. Them flight attendant. You could fly my out.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Nah.

[Rory]

Or fly wherever.

[Damaris]

He said it as a friend.

[Julian]

I love flight attendants.

[Mal]

Wow. No, she could fly in. You ain't gotta go.

[Rory]

Three day turnaround.

[Mal]

Yeah. I'm in town for 17 hours.

[Julian]

That's the. That. That's why I love them. They're always gone.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

And you get to skip the TSA line with them.

[Julian]

I've never had the privilege of, like, going or traveling on a buddy pass with a flight attendant or like going anywhere like that. But I have hooked up with a few flight attendants that are based in New York and they have the best schedule. They're never in town.

[Rory]

Yeah, it's amazing.

[Julian]

I love it.

[Rory]

On for five days, here for three.

[Damaris]

I don't want to see them.

[Julian]

No, it's. It's not like they suck. Women are trash. It's like. No, they just have a great skill. Like, I don't have to do like that. We don't have to text every day. She's like, hiking in Montana. Do your thing. I'll see you next week.

[Rory]

But when you. When you start dating one that, like, just became a flight attendant, they do have some of the shittiest schedule. They send them to Nebraska for like a week. They don't. They don't get, like, the flights to la?

[Julian]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Mal]

They do very short flights.

[Rory]

Yeah. Ma, I believe you were out of town this week. Just got back from the rnc. Right. Where did this take place?

[Julian]

Milwaukee.

[Mal]

It's in Milwaukee. When they had some cheese curds. And I gotta help you out here.

[Rory]

And I know you took yours off.

[Julian]

After you left, but the tape is still there. Mall. We could see it. We know you had one on earlier.

[Mal]

See, that don't stick to melanin white ears. Only you pale folk that stick to.

[Damaris]

Are we gonna talk about Amber Rose?

[Rory]

Listen, man, listen.

[Mal]

Amber.

[Rory]

Yeah, he tried to tell us. My friend told me. Amber says she ain't going back to Philly.

[Mal]

She ain't going back.

[Rory]

She's never going back to Philly.

[Mal]

Can't go back. She about to marry the next senator fucking Texas in a minute. She ain't going back. She done with you, Hood. It's over. It's over.

[Damaris]

They do do that.

[Mal]

Yeah. I ain't respect that beautiful woman had out here tatting her forehead all kind of slut walk. Now she at the rnc.

[Rory]

I love that Republicans got mad at us for wearing masks and now they're wearing bandages on their ear. That's some nerd.

[Julian]

What do you guys think of this? This. This cult move? You think this will stick?

[Mal]

Ah, I mean, this is just like when Nelly had the band aid on his eye.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Remember when everybody in the hood started doing it?

[Rory]

Like, you know, remember when Kurt Schilling with the bloody sock?

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

I feel like all the Red Sox fans were, like, putting red Sharpie on their socks. I get it. It happens all the time.

[Mal]

Listen, man, this is nothing. Y'all just. This is just Trump's time for it to happen, that's all.

[Rory]

I wore an Iverson jersey for a year.

[Mal]

Listen, when Kobe had to wear different. When Kobe had to wear the mask. How is it different when Kobe had to wear a mask? I wanted. Like, I wanted a mask when Kobe had his mask on.

[Rory]

You were a big Rip Hamilton fan.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

You just walking around the hood with the mask on.

[Mal]

Listen, they doing it now. Like, they doing it now. At least the ones we was had was cooler. This they got on now is like a stocking with a hole in it. Like, I'm. What is that?

[Rory]

I think it was a weird move by the Republicans to put Amber Rose up there. Like, I don't think that's turning any votes. I don't think any undecided. Her targeted fan base is like, oh, yeah, you know, I think I'm gonna go Trump now. They just brought someone up that stands for everything they don't stand for. And let her talk.

[Mal]

What about the what is, what is?

[Rory]

And no disrespect to Emeralds. She's cool. Not trying to downplay her, but what would be her resume to speak out of any national convention to do with politics?

[Mal]

She's a social. She's an influencer on social media. A lot of people.

[Rory]

And this is the problem. And it's not just Republicans, because Democrats do the bullshit to. Why.

[Mal]

Oh, I mean, listen.

[Rory]

Because she's an influencer for. What does that have to do with inflation?

[Mal]

Bring your. Bring your platform.

[Rory]

I don't care what gyro has to think at a time like this.

[Mal]

Exactly. But, you know, this is the game that politicians have to play to get a certain audience that they feel like they lack in. And this is part of it, man. We see this every. We see this every convention.

[Rory]

Yo, that might be Kanye's twin flame. If he's ever single again. I could see it happening.

[Mal]

She was always the one.

[Damaris]

I didn't even put that connection together, and now more makes sense to me. I didn't put even put the connection together that that was Kanye's ex girlfriend. And now that makes more sense to me than it did before. It's so. It's still stupid, but it makes more sense.

[Mal]

That's Kanye's muse right there. That's the original.

[Rory]

That.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

I just feel like it's beautiful, dark.

[Julian]

Sister fantasy muse right there.

[Rory]

I just feel like Kanye's so crazy. She called him unhinged.

[Julian]

Did you guys see this? This was a video that she put out with some.

[Rory]

Yes. Will we get.

[Mal]

Get.

[Rory]

We get flagged if we play this? It's so bad.

[Julian]

America. America needs safe.

[Caller]

We voted Trump.

[Mal]

Trump, baby.

[Julian]

Yeah, that's good enough.

[Damaris]

That don't make y'all angry? No.

[Mal]

Hell no. This is. This is the world.

[Rory]

I'm moving to Toposa. I want to be full time into PO Land. If you guys want to come and visit me, I'll Skype in.

[Damaris]

Yo, no. Look what they think of.

[Rory]

Look at that chain.

[Mal]

Look what they think of us.

[Julian]

Does that chain say Trump's nephew?

[Rory]

I don't think so.

[Julian]

That says nephew.

[Rory]

Okay, I stand corrected. What the.

[Mal]

Yo, life is crazy, man. Go vote.

[Rory]

This is a circus.

[Julian]

Yeah. It's so embarrassing. This is.

[Mal]

This is.

[Julian]

Is no like, mall.

[Mal]

The.

[Julian]

Exactly is. This is what they think is going to appeal to black people. That's what's embarrassing.

[Damaris]

It's so.

[Mal]

Bro. Every. They all do the same. They all do the same. Joe Biden said you ain't black.

[Damaris]

Nobody ever said that they do the same. Nobody said it was just Trump. It's all of them.

[Mal]

Nobody no, Julian just said no, it's not that. This is what they think of black people. They all think this.

[Damaris]

No, that's what I'm saying. Hillary, too. When Hillary pulled a bottle of hot sauce out on her purse.

[Mal]

Exactly.

[Damaris]

She's from Arkansas Club. That.

[Mal]

All of that.

[Damaris]

That is just so disrespectful to me.

[Rory]

You're trying to tell me now that Hillary Clinton's not actually friends with Pusha.

[Mal]

T. Just broke the marriage pole a little hard in London.

[Julian]

I borrowed Hillary's hot sauce. Rory was there.

[Rory]

That's true. Took it out of the Birkin.

[Julian]

That's right.

[Rory]

All food in London needs hot sauce. So Hillary was ahead of the game. I didn't watch the rnc. I saw clips like everyone else. I didn't watch Hammer speech. I didn't need to.

[Julian]

I. I have a fun story to tell on Tuesday.

[Rory]

Pimping out his granddaughter was funny.

[Julian]

On Tuesday, I went to the Daily show taping.

[Rory]

Oh, that's cool.

[Julian]

It was my first time going, and it was incredible. They were supposed to do it at the rnc, but obviously with. With everything that happened over the weekend, the. They have two zones, the soft zone and a hard zone for security. And where John Stewart.

[Rory]

Which one did you go?

[Julian]

The hardest zone, where John.

[Rory]

They were sucking dick from scratch in the soft zone.

[Julian]

Referencing something that was off mic.

[Mal]

With.

[Julian]

No context is crazy.

[Rory]

I don't want to give context. Go ahead.

[Julian]

Where their studio was, was in what would be considered the soft zone, meaning that they would have more of a clearance there. But it was. They expanded the hard zone, meaning you can't know nothing's shooting in there. You can't have anybody in there. So they packed it all up, flew the crew back to New York, and they put together this show last minute.

[Damaris]

It.

[Julian]

And I. I ended up going, and it was. It was incredible. It was Jon Stewart's once a week one. It was his first address about the incident. And his guest, rory, was Bill O'Reilly.

[Rory]

I know. I mean, I watched the clip of their debate.

[Julian]

It was great.

[Rory]

I mean, they're the. They have some of the greatest YouTube moments in history.

[Julian]

They're so fun to watch together, but just consummate professionals. But they're. It was great. Their. Their conversation was awesome. I would encourage everyone to check out the actual thing on YouTube, but.

[Rory]

But this new Republican Party is so insane that they make Bill O'Reilly look like he looked. He's sort of like a normal human being.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Like, Bill O'Reilly used to be the most off hinge. Crazy Republican of my entire childhood. And now it's like, yeah, he's one of the normal ones laughing at all.

[Mal]

Of this, man, all of this is a circus. But go vote. Go vote.

[Rory]

I'd like to go to some type of convention, like, just to observe. Like, I would go to the rnc, not to support, but just to like, see what it's like.

[Julian]

The DNC's in Chicago.

[Rory]

I'm not going to go all the way to Chicago for that, but I would go to a dnc. I think those things would just be interesting to observe people at. Like to really feel what the cult feels like.

[Mal]

I would like to be like, in the midst of yes. Because some people are really like. Like, this is their life. This type of. Like they live and breathe and die. This type of. I'm just like, you know. But I mean, I guess it's the same for us in our culture too.

[Damaris]

So your boy Biden gave my boy Speedy shout out to Speedy, gave him.

[Rory]

The vid like you gave all of us in Atlanta.

[Damaris]

I'm gonna give your ass something in Atlanta. Don't even worry about it. But by the way, Speedy should have been on that list.

[Rory]

I agree. Speedy should have been on the in high on it, but was maybe left off because of conflict of interest. It was a complex list. He works for Complex.

[Julian]

You look at the rest of the list.

[Rory]

Oh, yeah, I take it back.

[Mal]

Yeah, I was about to say. Where are you going with that?

[Damaris]

Where are you going with that?

[Mal]

You're not gonna land this one. What are you talking about?

[Rory]

Listen, I'm a huge supporter of Complex now. So I'm trying to be on this.

[Damaris]

Greatest platform of all time because. Because Speedy does a lot of stuff that's not like, for example, he interviewed the president. He just interviewed Will Smith. Like he does a lot of. Of things that aren't just hip hop related. So I guess not a hit. But he still does hip hop interviews.

[Rory]

So. Yeah, he interviewed President Biden three days ago. Four days ago.

[Mal]

Well, no, he probably interviewed him before that. It came.

[Julian]

He interviewed him really quick turnaround. He interviewed him the day before the shooting. So last Friday.

[Rory]

Last Saturday.

[Julian]

The shooting was Saturday, right, yeah, yeah, so.

[Rory]

Oh, I'm sorry. When he actually recorded. Yeah, so yeah, then Biden came out and said, he has Covid. How you get COVID 19 and like get covered 24.

[Julian]

I don't want it.

[Rory]

What the is wrong with you?

[Julian]

I'm really not.

[Rory]

How you get that old ass vid.

[Julian]

If he has Covid as speedy recovery.

[Rory]

All that hey, no pun intended.

[Julian]

Nice, but do you not think I know Adam's conspiracy hat? This is not just a good way to just buy time. If you're Biden, just be like, hey, cut the.

[Mal]

It's not a good way. This is the way. This is exactly what.

[Rory]

The only way.

[Mal]

This is exactly what they're doing.

[Julian]

Why are you saying cut this? I. I led with the conspiracy. I'm the one saying I think this is. What do you mean, cut the. We're saying the same.

[Mal]

Ask the question. Just. Just say it. This is him buying time. That's exactly what this is. This is him buying time.

[Rory]

So you don't believe the legitimacy of.

[Mal]

No, man. What are we talking about?

[Rory]

Should have wore a mask.

[Mal]

Get the out of here with this. He tested.

[Rory]

Is he vaxxed Covid?

[Mal]

Is he vax.

[Julian]

Oh, he's not killing those stairs.

[Damaris]

That's me going up to Julian apartment steps.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Rory]

That's me taking heels.

[Damaris]

Yeah. Me going up Julian's five floor walk up in six inch heels.

[Rory]

Yo, the fact that they didn't call Speedy, though, is kind of crazy. Speedy put up a video like, yo, no one's gonna call me. I just interviewed you, and you have Covid. That is, like, kind of irresponsible. They should call everyone that was around the president if he really has Covid. Like, when I got Covid, we called J.D. we called Bow Wow, we called Russ. We're like, yo, Damaris got us all.

[Mal]

Ain't nobody calling nobody tomorrow. I got tested positive for. Man, get the. Off my phone.

[Rory]

Because you're a super spreader.

[Mal]

Get out of here. I tested, all right. No, drink some ginger tea. You want me to tell you, Like, I'm cool?

[Rory]

My question would be, how did you find out?

[Mal]

Yeah, like, you went and got tested. Who even gets tested for Kobe?

[Rory]

They have home tests now.

[Damaris]

Well, he probably gets.

[Julian]

No, they get tested a lot.

[Damaris]

A lot. Because he works in the White House.

[Julian]

People in politics still get tested quite regularly.

[Mal]

Why don't we take. Why don't you go take another test?

[Rory]

Stop.

[Mal]

You getting tested positive for COVID 19. Go take that fucking test that Trump said you. And he'll go with you to take.

[Rory]

He was going to do it.

[Mal]

Agree to take that.

[Rory]

He was going to do it. Now he has to quarantine. It's responsible.

[Mal]

Fuck out of here.

[Rory]

He has to quarantine till November's like.

[Mal]

They play right in your face with this shit. Like, cut the shit, man. Get your ass off that Democratic bill. You ain't winning. Get out. Let The Democrats try to have a. Try to get a fucking the house on November 5th. Like, let them at least try. Get your ass out of here, man.

[Rory]

Well, every viable Democratic candidate is scared because they have a high chance of losing. And then you're going to look like the loser. And you can't run in four years.

[Mal]

Listen.

[Rory]

Because you'll have that loser stain on you.

[Mal]

Listen, bro, it just is what it is. It is what it is. Everybody knows what it is at this point. Let's just stop. Stop. Cut the shit. Cut the shenanigans. The guy is not fit to be president physically. He should not be the leader of this country. Just physically fuck with policies aside. Physically, he's not fit to be president of the United States.

[Rory]

Well, that's. Cause now he can't be walking through the projects or walking through the hood.

[Julian]

Like he used to with popcorn.

[Mal]

He can't walk up to Air Force One. The steps.

[Damaris]

He can't.

[Mal]

He's not walking up.

[Damaris]

It ain't but like eight steps on that motherfucker, too. It ain't like, as a steep hill.

[Mal]

Like, you could just those.

[Rory]

Well, he said, I used to be on the east side. And they'd be like, hey, Joe, Ain't.

[Mal]

Nobody ever seen Joe Biden on the east side of Harlem, man. What is he talking about?

[Rory]

I don't know what city he was talking about. He just said the east side.

[Mal]

Oh, it could be.

[Rory]

I know your brain went there because when we say the east side, where.

[Mal]

You was talking about east side of.

[Rory]

Harlem, but he was just in the interview, like, I should be in the east side.

[Mal]

The east.

[Rory]

Can we just call el barrio?

[Mal]

Stop. No, he el barrio. Yeah, right. He could still be standing there trying to say el barrio right now. Yeah, it's just time, man. It's just time.

[Rory]

You used to live in 11.99.

[Mal]

Yeah, I know.

[Damaris]

Yeah, I know.

[Mal]

It's just time, man. It's all right. It's all right, man. Just bow out. Go enjoy the rest of your life, man.

[Rory]

Listen, man, to Pots Land, there's plenty of beds.

[Mal]

I'm ready.

[Rory]

You can all come.

[Mal]

I'm ready.

[Damaris]

Have you ever thought about y'all podcast retirement?

[Mal]

Like, every day? Like a 401k every day of my life?

[Rory]

Or like, actually retiring?

[Damaris]

Like, actually retiring from podcasting? Have y'all ever thought, like, damn, like, when. When am I gonna feel too old for this?

[Rory]

No, I'm gonna pod all the way to. With how Biden speaks. I'm g. Just get on this pod.

[Mal]

Ice cream. Ice cream is Understanding what?

[Rory]

Damaris, the black one here with Damaris.

[Mal]

This is like.

[Rory]

And this is. This is my friend.

[Julian]

All right, here we go.

[Mal]

So you don't, you know.

[Rory]

Too far.

[Mal]

Yeah, don't trigger. Don't trigger.

[Rory]

I have dementia.

[Mal]

Don't tr. I have co. You're right, Julian. We got voicemails. You've got mail.

[Julian]

Yes. Thank God. Jesus Christ. Okay. Yes, just. This is. This one's weird. There you go. Oh, no, not that one.

[Mal]

You're not.

[Rory]

Angie.

[Mal]

What's up?

[Caller]

Rory and Ma. Baby D and Julian, I got a quick question, man. I'm trying to make this sum this up real quick. So I had a shorty that I was talking to. We already like mentally, intellectually, right there. Because we don't talk and dealt with each other in the past, but as of right now, we couldn't be physical because she was coming out of a divorce. So the one of the reasons why she said she getting a divorce is because everything about to do is Gucci, except she ain't really satisfied in bed. So when it comes to me and her reconnecting, one of the main subjects is, hey, is it still hitting like, like, like, like how she remembers. She keep on, you know what I'm saying, pressing the. So I'm like, man, whatever, cool. We finally get to it and we finally. And the thing is, is that she be getting into her bag. She like swings, handcuffs, all that wild. All consensual, of course, but she gets her motherfucking back. Now the thing is, I really, I would start this off of saying I really like this girl and I want to be in a relationship. But what ended up happening is one night that we ended up. We ended up in the urgent care because I bruised her cervix. She was going crazy on me. So after that we've been talking, but it ain't really been the same. And she said it, yeah, she just want to be kind of friends and like that. But I, I what?

[Rory]

I didn't say the mayor's a hater.

[Damaris]

I didn't say anything.

[Rory]

No, it's on camera, cuz we on.

[Caller]

Multiple times before that urgent care situation. But post urgent care, none of that. Thing is, I really want this girl though. So can y'all tell me some tips on how I can try to like get her back? Cuz now I can't really her like that.

[Julian]

I feel you.

[Mal]

King did this. Ask us how could he get back with a girl because she can't have sex with him because is he alluding to having just a Big right in there. Is that what he called for?

[Rory]

I believe, yes. He called to flex Damaris. Called him a liar.

[Damaris]

I didn't say anything. And you said that you ain't believe Trump was really shy. Now we just talk about. That wasn't said. I might.

[Mal]

That's crazy.

[Rory]

You was right on, Mike.

[Mal]

Women play a dirty game, boy. Y'all go when they go low, you go low, huh?

[Rory]

Baby, women are born in hell.

[Damaris]

We work our way out.

[Mal]

Oh, my God, fam, you don't think.

[Rory]

He bruised her cervix? You've had to bruise cervixes in your day.

[Mal]

Listen, man, I don't know. It is what it is. I don't know. I don't. I don't know what to even say to that. I don't even know how I could offer any. Just have a talk with her and tell her you'll be more gentle and soft with her.

[Rory]

Let's get off the swing.

[Mal]

Yeah, like, I don't. I don't. Just tell her you'll be more gentle and soft with her.

[Julian]

Yeah, get the fuck off the playground.

[Mal]

Yeah, like, I don't lay on the bed. I don't know. I don't know.

[Rory]

Maybe let's try missionary this time.

[Mal]

Yeah, just, like, put all it. Put the. Put the park outside. Like, stop trying to bring the park inside. Get the swings and all that out of here and have sex like a mature couple.

[Rory]

I don't know if it's appropriate to ask. Have you ever had your cervix?

[Damaris]

No, it's not appropriate for you to ask.

[Rory]

Oh, okay. Got you.

[Mal]

You.

[Julian]

I was.

[Rory]

Well, then I'll. I'll bring in the inappropriateness. I was really proud of myself when Kia was pregnant. I forgot what it's called. Like, your cervix moves or whatever. I knocked that right back. Right back into place. I forgot what it was called. But, like, yo, you have this. And then we went back to do another ultrasound and do the whole thing. They're like, yeah. No, it was put right back in place. And I was like, yeah, you see.

[Damaris]

Me king my amar did a back flip, and that's how it ended up back.

[Rory]

Why? Why can't I just hold on to my version?

[Mal]

Women don't know when they see they. How to go right at your securities, you know what I'm saying?

[Rory]

I was really proud of myself leaving that appointment.

[Julian]

Well, before this guy tries to really get a brag off this. It's really not that impressive. If you look at the anatomy.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Oh, yeah. Three. Three to Seven inches.

[Julian]

Depending on your anatomy, it could be anywhere from 3 to 7 inches of the vaginal opening and able to reach through the cervix.

[Rory]

I was in the hallways of that doctor office, like, with the big dick walk. I didn't know it was three inches.

[Mal]

First of all, stand up.

[Damaris]

How. First of all, that camera right there.

[Rory]

It'S like how Tupac walked out of court. Court.

[Mal]

Yo, come on, man. Come on, man. You said stop. Stop.

[Rory]

You know?

[Mal]

No, man, come on, man. Just. Just stop. Just stop, man.

[Rory]

That's how I walked out of.

[Mal]

Oh, I don't want to hear that you walked out of the guy, yo.

[Julian]

Thinking you went crazy. And the cervix is 3 inches.

[Rory]

It's 3 inches.

[Mal]

So I'm saying, like, what do I say? I'm not going to attack his manhood. I'm not that type of. You know what I mean?

[Damaris]

All right, let me. Let me throw him. Let me throw Big dick. Deshawn some. Some fail here.

[Mal]

Is that his name? I didn't see that on email.

[Rory]

I think his name was tj.

[Mal]

Yeah, I didn't see that, but go ahead, baby.

[Damaris]

So he did say that she. He was kind of alluding that she did it because she was going so crazy, right? He was like, yo, she was going so crazy, I. I bruised her cervix. Yeah, maybe she went back to her husband, homie. Maybe the times just aligned, but maybe she went back to her husband. I don't know.

[Mal]

You feel.

[Damaris]

I'm saying I don't know, y'all, but it's a possibility. That's all I'm saying.

[Mal]

Gotcha. Okay.

[Julian]

You love not giving a man credit.

[Damaris]

How he's not even trying to take credit. He says she was going too hard, and that's how her service got brewed.

[Julian]

Is anyone. You guys ever on a swing or motion like that?

[Mal]

On a swing? No, no, no.

[Rory]

Just on, like, those whirly about things at Dorney Park.

[Julian]

You at a children's park.

[Rory]

It's all ages.

[Mal]

Yeah. Y'all don't want to point out the real ones, right? See, like, he just. He just told y'all what he did at dor around kids. You know what I'm saying? Like, all right, whatever.

[Rory]

I guess there was probably kids in the facility.

[Julian]

Probably, yes.

[Rory]

They weren't in the thing we were in, though.

[Mal]

Nobody all right, it. Now.

[Rory]

Y.

[Mal]

Don want to dance? Was dancing.

[Rory]

And the statue of limitations is okay.

[Julian]

Sex swings. Yeah. I just imagine the thought of walking into Shorty's crib.

[Mal]

Why they.

[Rory]

Why they choose that woman went my dumb ass.

[Mal]

I'm so. Listen. I'm so out of touch. I walk and see that the girl grabbed like, you into Pilates?

[Damaris]

This dumbass.

[Mal]

You got the Pilates.

[Rory]

Clean that. Clean that up. When you die in the living room.

[Mal]

You doing Pilates in your crib. Damn. All right. That's what's up.

[Julian]

Oh, you can kind of dress it up. I mean, this is from Wayfair. This is.

[Mal]

Yeah, that could be, like, a little hammock.

[Julian]

This is. This is just a hammock.

[Damaris]

But that's a hammock.

[Mal]

You know where is doing what they get that in their house. Going crazy in it away fit. Big, big dun.

[Damaris]

Donut is so funny.

[Rory]

We bought one, never installed it.

[Julian]

You have a sex wing, remember?

[Rory]

Well, I don't know if you were. You were with the pod. I don't know if you were on the pod when Lon called me to ask if, like, my thousand dollars at a sex store was fraud, and I was like, nah, it was me. That was one of the items, you know, Swing we just never installed. Looks fun, though.

[Damaris]

Quick question. Where did y'all plan on installing it at?

[Julian]

Ooh, this one looks fun.

[Rory]

We were horny and drunk and on 8th Avenue, so, like, everything made sense.

[Mal]

Yeah. Come on, now.

[Rory]

And then we got home, and it was like, wait, so I have to drill into the ceiling?

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

You thought you was just gonna hang that from the doorknob?

[Rory]

I. I wasn't thinking.

[Julian]

Look at this position. Imagine double teaming the girl.

[Mal]

That's not us just swinging back and forth and. That's crazy.

[Julian]

Look at this one.

[Damaris]

It's. It's just Julian, if you are. If you're on audio right now, Julian is looking at us.

[Julian]

Photographs, karma sutra, sex chart of how to use a sex wing. It's like, if you go to the.

[Rory]

Haircut, arching your back like that to get some head is.

[Julian]

It's like when you go to the barbershop and try to figure out which cut you want. Why are there so many with three people?

[Damaris]

Because people are in a group sex, Julian.

[Julian]

Group sex on a swing is hilarious. This is hilarious. He's eating on the swing.

[Mal]

The hilarious part is you just assuming that that's a woman with them.

[Rory]

Like.

[Julian]

Well, I'm assuming the gray is a woman.

[Mal]

Yeah. That's what you assume.

[Julian]

Yeah. Because, look, they kind of tell you.

[Rory]

Like, there are no genitalia anywhere.

[Julian]

Well, the grade.

[Rory]

The grades, you don't really. You just know it's the other person.

[Julian]

This one's the. The last one is the guy. The guy who's then.

[Rory]

Yeah. That's crazy, woman.

[Damaris]

I feel like that's probably crazy.

[Julian]

Probably.

[Damaris]

That's probably. No. Cause like, imagine having two heavy ass dud.

[Rory]

I've never heard you laugh like that.

[Mal]

You heard what Damaris said, yo. Having two heavy ass dudes on you like that.

[Rory]

Breathe. Breathing all hard, making noises like that on a swing. Peace. Now you know what the artwork is, yo.

[Mal]

Yo, yo died. Until Demara said that and I got the visual. It's just like, listen, man, get off me. Everybody love who you love. But two should be doing that. Like, come on, man. What we doing, man?

[Rory]

There has to be some rule with three people on a swing at once, yo.

[Julian]

But like, that position is you're the dude in the ass while he her.

[Rory]

That's gonna take a lot of chemistry. And them. That's teamwork. For real.

[Damaris]

Give them all a gummy.

[Mal]

Yo, yo.

[Julian]

Oh, my.

[Mal]

Oh, my God, dog. I am over here really crying, man.

[Julian]

Holy.

[Mal]

Yeah, like, two big heavy should be doing that on top of a girl, though. Relax. Hey, just go sit down. I'll come to you in a minute, sir.

[Rory]

Like, let's work in shifts, yo.

[Mal]

Go sit down, man. Like.

[Rory]

Being a man up on the swing like this. It's hilarious.

[Mal]

How you get heavy.

[Rory]

Oh, my God. Yo, yo, holding yourself up with your legs.

[Julian]

Yo, you look like a gargoyle. What are you doing?

[Mal]

Is.

[Rory]

That's like J kiss on the Olympic rings.

[Mal]

My thing is how horny you got to be. Like, some of this is like, fam, Y'all too horny.

[Damaris]

Yeah, I know that. That's not masculine, cuz when I looked at that. That picture, I immediately thought, like, why she e. I didn't even think. I didn't even think like that.

[Rory]

She big, sucking dick.

[Damaris]

Like, that's wild.

[Julian]

Oh, these positions are hilarious.

[Rory]

I gotta install it.

[Mal]

Yo, that was hilarious. Y'all is way too horny, bro, to try that position. Y'all way too.

[Julian]

But that's how you put a hole in the cervix, I'd imagine, yo.

[Damaris]

Because I feel like if you swinging, like. Cause you could get hurt on a swing period. You fuck around and leave your arm out on a regular swing and bang your arm against the heavy metal part.

[Rory]

Imagine you fucking your girl and then you give her an underdog.

[Mal]

But it's another nigga waiting on the other end.

[Rory]

She does the backflip out of the.

[Julian]

Swing, lands on it.

[Mal]

Y'all too horny, man. They too horny. They too horny out here, man. Ma, you Wouldn't get a sex swing. Yeah, but I wouldn't be doing what those gentlemen would. I'm not. It's not the swing that I'm against, baby.

[Rory]

It's some of them you're on beginner level.

[Mal]

Yeah, some of them. Some of them images is like, yo, who doing that? Like, you way too horny, my man. Like, you bought your homeboy do all this shit with your girl.

[Rory]

Homeboy leaning on your back like, nah.

[Mal]

Y'All too horny, fam. Y'all too horny. I ain't never been that horny. That's crazy how if you.

[Rory]

If you met a girl.

[Damaris]

Julian just bookmarked it. I hate him too.

[Mal]

No, I didn't.

[Rory]

Julian say, you meet a girl on whatever app, go out with her first night, she invites you back to the crib and like in the middle of the living room is a sex swing.

[Julian]

I'd be. But I'd probably wear. I wear a condom.

[Rory]

I would hope so.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Rory]

A girl just having a sex.

[Julian]

Like, if it's like a main single girl.

[Mal]

But why you. But why you. But why you wearing a condom?

[Julian]

Cuz if this is like a main feature in her home. Yeah. It's like, it's looked at like an.

[Damaris]

Art piece that somehow you walk in.

[Rory]

The door, it's like, well, you ready for the tour?

[Damaris]

I actually would think that she would be more sexually responsible.

[Mal]

Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Why. Why would you wear a condom with her? But like, not anybody else? The drunk. The drunk girl that's barefoot at the bar. Like, you going home and you going.

[Rory]

That girl is crazy.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Like the bare feet on the New York City bar.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

If her feet that dirty, imagine. Never mind.

[Mal]

She's like, I live right off house. And she just walks on the bar barefoot to her block. That's like. Like you going right upstairs and knock down.

[Damaris]

She ain't washing her feet when she get in here.

[Julian]

You know, it's gross, dirty feet. Watching women. It's always women. They do go barefoot at the gym. What is that?

[Damaris]

Well, I've. I've taken my. I've taken my shoes off at the gym. Socks on. Yes. Obviously.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Julian]

I've seen women, like during their squats or like when they're on their leg thrust, they're all like. And I get it, like for. If you're squatting, I see a lot of people doing the socks, whatever balance. But barefoot. Yeah, that's gross.

[Rory]

Mo. Do you see the top two?

[Julian]

Oh, that's what. That's. Who's Next.

[Rory]

That's where we're going.

[Julian]

Yeah, you wanna. You wanna say who's next?

[Mal]

This is Baltimore part one and two.

[Julian]

We'll say his email.

[Mal]

Oh, my bad. This is Baltimore. All right, let's hear from Baltimore Part 2.

[Rory]

That was funny to me.

[Caller 2]

Yo, what up, Rory? Ma Damaris. Julian, man, 22 years old. I'm a young Baltimore.

[Mal]

A young Baltimore. I know a few young Baltimore.

[Damaris]

Why did he have to be 22? He could have been any age.

[Mal]

22. My young Baltimore right there.

[Rory]

Remember on February 22, 2022, that day on Twitter.

[Julian]

Baltimore Day.

[Rory]

Yeah, that was a great day on Twitter.

[Damaris]

Oh, my God.

[Caller 2]

22 years old. I'm a young Baltimore.

[Rory]

We could tell.

[Caller 2]

There's a girl I used to talk to and, like.

[Damaris]

Stop.

[Rory]

We gotta get through this.

[Mal]

Yo, why you calling him? Playing these games, man. So with you.

[Damaris]

I love my Baltimore.

[Julian]

Oh, I'm sweating. All right.

[Caller 2]

Friends, like, knew I. I talked to her or whatever, you know, I'm saying I knew I hit her. You know, I'm saying all this other stuff, we was talking back and forth on and off for maybe, like.

[Rory]

Please don't say a year and a half.

[Mal]

Thank God. Thank God. He didn't say two years now.

[Rory]

They didn't make it six more months.

[Caller 2]

And ask, yo, has anybody hit her? Mind you, everybody basically knows that I did did it. So I was. I was a little confused, but I was like, yeah, I did. I'm actually kind of talking to her right now. You know what I'm saying, cuz? I like her.

[Damaris]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[Mal]

He cuffing.

[Damaris]

He mad as. Yeah, because I like her. Like the. All right, go ahead. Sorry.

[Caller 2]

Yeah, he then texted me on the side and said, yo, you should ask redacted if he hit someone else in the group chat, because he said that he hit her as well. So I texted him, actually, I FaceTimed him. I said, yo, you hit. You hit such and such. He said, yeah. I said, wow, that's so sad.

[Rory]

I said, wow.

[Mal]

Damn. Young boys going through it.

[Damaris]

You're going through it.

[Mal]

Damn. I hate to hear my young boys going through it. That pain true. Yeah. Like, he. That pain is. Yeah, that paint. That pain is too much.

[Damaris]

It's too good, yo. All right, for real, we gotta stop.

[Julian]

We gotta stop. There you go.

[Caller 2]

You know, So I went up to her. I was like, yo, why would you. You know what I'm saying? Try to talk to me if you, you know, hit. Got hit by my. By my. By my homeboy. She said, oh, that never happened. What are you talking about?

[Julian]

So.

[Caller 2]

So I was. I was in a state of limbo.

[Rory]

It's two sides to a story out.

[Mal]

What I should have done.

[Caller 2]

It's over now. But I wanted to know how y'all think I should have handled the situation.

[Damaris]

Doesn't he have a part two?

[Julian]

We can play part two.

[Rory]

I hope he says this is part two.

[Mal]

God, I hope. I hope he starts with that. Please start with that.

[Julian]

Let's see.

[Caller 2]

I don't know if you guys are going to listen to this part, but I'mma still send a second part. So y'all can, you know, don't try to hear at least. Why say anything because if you don't know. I didn't say anything only because I didn't want to be wrong in the situation. Because then if I was like, if he. If he ended up keeping it to be and saying, yo, actually I didn't hit her cool. You know, it is what it is. But then there was a chance in my head, I was like, what if he did do it? And then I know how he is. He's a silent assassin. Like, he.

[Mal]

He.

[Caller 2]

He's somebody that. You know what I'm saying, Saying, shoot from the roof. Like, like, like, like Trump. Like Trump got shot. You feel me? So, like, he'll. He'll do some, and then you. You won't even know until he show you the video that he did it. You know what I'm saying? The video I got, I gotta sit there with a dumb face trying to. Trying to stand up for this girl that actually, you know what I'm saying? Did, did, did me crazy. You feel me? So, yeah, I hope you guys listen.

[Rory]

That's a bad predicament, though. It's like, is my homie lying on his dick?

[Mal]

Damn, that is nothing. This is. None of. This is new. This happens all the time.

[Rory]

Well, she ran through all this happens.

[Mal]

All. It's just now he's 22, and this is their time to go through this. This is their time to go through it. This is the. You go through at that. At that age with the homies.

[Damaris]

Like, I feel like his homie lying, though.

[Mal]

I hope not.

[Rory]

I guess he has to think to himself, but I've seen that happen with my homie lie on his dick. But then also, his friend also reached out and said, you should like, reach out to him to see if he beat. So obviously he's been telling people that he beat.

[Mal]

Yeah, I ain't gonna lie. If your homie lie on his piece.

[Rory]

Like, that's crazy.

[Mal]

I don't know if you could be my homie, because it's like, all right. If you lie on that, you'll lie on anything. Yeah.

[Julian]

And you gotta look at, like, the politics of why he would lie. He's really probably. He's only making that lie so it looks like he has somewhat of an upper hand socially on you.

[Mal]

Right.

[Julian]

Like, it's. It's to. It's to make you look small.

[Mal]

Right, Right.

[Julian]

Which is. You wouldn't. You shouldn't. To your friend.

[Mal]

You got to read those. I'm. You got to read those type of signs early.

[Damaris]

Well, see, what I. What I a from it. What I got.

[Mal]

That ain't your homies. If he lying on it. Yeah, that ain't your homies.

[Rory]

What's worse, the dude that lies on his dick or the girl that says, yo, I used to talk to him. And all you did was have three DMs with her?

[Damaris]

The dude that lies on his dick.

[Mal]

Yeah. That's the worst shit ever.

[Rory]

I just hate that girl. I used to talk to him.

[Mal]

No, we didn't.

[Damaris]

Niggas do that. Hold on. Women do do that, and that shit is lame as accountability for women. Yes, women do that. It's lame as. As do that too. And it's like, why are you doing.

[Rory]

This if I never. We never talked.

[Damaris]

Why. Why are you doing this even if you.

[Julian]

We didn't talk?

[Rory]

There's also circumstances where we And I didn't talk.

[Julian]

I'm not. Damn. I don't know if she looks, but.

[Rory]

I'm saying there's never a time in my life when I was conversing with a woman back and forth. Like, even if it was on some get to know you. And we never had sex that I came back and said, I. I talked to her. No, I didn't. We exchanged text messages, and they never.

[Damaris]

Just say, I used to talk to her. Girls would be like, oh, yeah, I used to talk to him would be like. Like, oh, yeah. He was on my line. She was on my line. She was on it. I almost beat.

[Mal]

Almost.

[Julian]

I almost beat it.

[Rory]

Yo, almost beating is crazy. Oh, that's like borderline raping to me. I almost be the. What you mean you almost beat?

[Mal]

That's what somebody be like, I tried to call you when. What you mean you tried. Did you press call or not? What the. You mean you tried to call?

[Damaris]

You ain't get it? No, I didn't get it.

[Mal]

The you.

[Damaris]

Oh, it must ain't go through. I hate Liars.

[Rory]

But with him, there's plenty of women that had, like, I followed up. We probably ended up would have. But I don't walk around saying, yo, I almost beat.

[Mal]

Yeah, n. That's crazy.

[Damaris]

Well, what I was saying about him is I feel like with this situation, when you said, like, oh, he's trying to have the upper hand, I feel like homie was just lying. Like, I feel like before I. Okay, so I'm trying to get this right. I feel like he was lying and saying he beat that girl before anybody started with her. And then. Then homie started with him. It's like, oh, like, I done lied on this random girl, and now one of my friends talked to her. You see what I'm saying? So with a lie like that, do you die with the lie or do you. Because I feel like he was saying that before. Oh, no.

[Mal]

There's dudes out there that die with that type of lie. They die with that.

[Rory]

You don't like. That's something you don't need to lie about.

[Mal]

It's the craze. That's what I'm saying. If you got a friend that lies about that, cut. Cut that friend off because you gonna save yourself trouble down the line. Because that type of liar is crazy. Crazy.

[Rory]

Now, granted, I've lied and said I didn't beat when I did that.

[Mal]

Oh, yeah, I've done that. I've definitely done that. Definitely.

[Julian]

Certainly have done that.

[Rory]

What? I never fucked that girl.

[Mal]

But I told y'all before. Like, a girl said that me and her. She told, like, her homegirls that me and her had sex and me, we never. I was like, that was the first.

[Rory]

Lying on your is crazy.

[Mal]

I had never. I never even knew women did that.

[Rory]

Adding a body to your.

[Mal]

I never knew women. I knew dudes did. I see dudes all the time.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

I never knew women lie to about that.

[Damaris]

That's crazy.

[Mal]

That was the most. That was the. It was so crazy that I thought her friends was lying. I'm like, she ain't say that. There's no way she said. They looking at me like, yo. No, she definitely told. I'm like, there's no way she said that.

[Damaris]

She probably said it. And she. She probably said it because she wanted you or because one of her friends wanted you, probably, and to, like, hurry up and claim it. N. I hit that already so that she would have a chance.

[Mal]

That's the same scenario. Yeah. Flip. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. I never knew women played that game.

[Damaris]

Yes.

[Mal]

I was so, so thrown off by that. Because women usually, they don't tell people who they slept with.

[Julian]

How we just said, even if I hit, we didn't go together. I don't know, just whatever. I'm just gonna say this anyway. I recently, I was out recently and I was out with a friend from college visiting and I ran into. I was leaving this bar and it's like a Tuesday night. We ran into a girl that I had hooked up with once. It's like, oh, like, hey, how you been? We do not talk. Hooked up once. That was it. And my friend asked, he goes, I was like, oh, how do you know Julian? She goes, oh, we used to date. And I said, excuse me, what? And then her friends came out the bathroom and they were like, let's all go to this other bar. And I was like, I want to go home. My friend's like, oh, let's go. I was like, whatever, Only because you're in town. We went. She introduced me to all her friends. It's like, oh, how do you know Julian? Because I knew two of her friends who I'm like cool with. One that I actually went on a date with too. Whatever, it doesn't matter. And she said, oh, we used to date. And that kept. Every time she said it, it pissed me off. So I was like, we once.

[Damaris]

Well, Julian, I feel like you're that.

[Julian]

I mean, not there in that mom not going to blow her whole up. But like I left with my friend.

[Mal]

I the amp in the whole room. Yo, we once.

[Damaris]

Okay, but see this now, everybody in.

[Mal]

Their phone calling Uber.

[Julian]

She's sitting there like, I'm so happy for you. Like everything looks like it's going good for you. I'm like, we were never like in this thing together.

[Rory]

She always believed in you.

[Mal]

Hit me with that.

[Julian]

Wish you the best of luck. Yeah, like how I don't have your number saved. Like we were never cool.

[Rory]

What's your name again? Thank you. Okay, Julian, I don't remember your name.

[Mal]

N but Julian front.

[Rory]

I've actually been trying to hear when you introduce yourself what your name is.

[Mal]

Julian only acting like he only acting like that. Cuz she didn't have no warlocks. That's the.

[Rory]

Yeah, her Game of thrones were missing.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Please stop. It doesn't stop happen. It's not going to happen.

[Julian]

All tits. Game of Thrones. I'm gna make that stick. That's hilarious.

[Rory]

If you think about it, you could play games with them.

[Damaris]

Not standing up for her. Not standing up for her. But What I'm going to say is, what should she have said in that moment that wouldn't make things weird or awkward?

[Julian]

You could literally just say we went on a date.

[Rory]

Or you could just not say that at all.

[Julian]

Friends or just when people are asking.

[Damaris]

So she can't say y'all used to date, but she wanted to lie and say y'all were friends when you just didn't even want her to?

[Mal]

Wish we used to date.

[Julian]

Makes you think we, like, went together. We never went. We went one place together. It was my apartment.

[Mal]

See, that's those. You gotta.

[Julian]

Are we talking about here?

[Mal]

Don't say we used to date, because I get it.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Why can't people just be straight up honest? If someone asks what we connected on a dating app and went out once.

[Mal]

Fam.

[Julian]

No, because that's the up thing. Because when it was my best friend from college and her. And before her friends closed out of the bar and there's three of us, she said, we used to date. I looked her. I said, what? And then I turned to frazzle.

[Rory]

We.

[Julian]

We hooked up.

[Rory]

Up.

[Julian]

That was it. And I gave her the opportunity to, like, reassess our relationship. Her friends come and then she doubles down. Yeah, let's just join. We used to date. No, we didn't. But why.

[Mal]

Why you didn't say it, though?

[Julian]

Because it's her Friday. When their girlfriends are involved.

[Mal]

See, that's the problem. That's the problem right there.

[Damaris]

You gotta start saying it. It's not that, like, it's not that serious.

[Mal]

Obviously it is.

[Damaris]

Doing that around a you liked. Like, if she was doing it around, like, exactly somebody you cared about, that's different. But you're there. It's her friend. She don't want to sit up here and say, o me one time and never called me again. That's awkward. That makes the night awkward.

[Julian]

The whole night awkward. And then, like, I literally didn't want to go to the second spot and we did.

[Mal]

That's even more of a reason to make the. The night up. But I didn't even want to be.

[Julian]

It was like when we sat down at the table and she. And she started doing that. Like, I remember two years ago, I don't even remember when I hit. It was like maybe two, three years ago.

[Mal]

She was doing thing with dogs. Walk past every fire hydrant and piss on it.

[Damaris]

Well, maybe she like you. Maybe she like you.

[Julian]

I learned in that moment she really liked me. But I'm like, we never were a thing. Like, what is this?

[Mal]

She pissed on you, bro. You were a hydrant and she pissed on you. That's all. She claimed you.

[Rory]

Oh, she literally pissed on you.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Nah, that's what she told us.

[Damaris]

She told us that she was.

[Rory]

Imagine that at the bar. I pissed on him once, but told.

[Mal]

Him it was squirt.

[Rory]

But to the extent.

[Mal]

Told him I was squirting.

[Rory]

It was. It was your. It was a tequila.

[Julian]

That was a whole different extent.

[Rory]

Tequila.

[Julian]

Tequila. Hilarious.

[Rory]

It had a line.

[Julian]

P is crazy. But that's just another layer of, like, lying. Like, saying, you I lied and I you is like, whatever. Saying I lied and we dated. That shit's crazy.

[Rory]

No, I've had to me as their ex. And I'm like, you were. We are not ex.

[Julian]

We're not.

[Rory]

We are not exes.

[Julian]

Don't lie.

[Rory]

Damaris has witness in the backseat of a car. Not a similar situation, but me finding out too. Like, wait. I didn't know you liked me. I thought we. You had a boyfriend.

[Mal]

Y'all gotta get.

[Rory]

You were cheating on your boyfriend with me. I was supposed to think you liked me.

[Mal]

Did you say that?

[Rory]

Yes.

[Mal]

All right, cool, gangster. He said, as long as you say it. Get it off. I respect you.

[Julian]

Got it in front of the right company. She had, like, six of her close friends there. I'm not about to just air.

[Mal]

This friend really is.

[Damaris]

That's like, when that girl called Ma. Ma was like, what do you tell people we are? And she was like, you my ex. And M said and started choking on his water and was like, I'm your ex.

[Julian]

I remember that.

[Rory]

That was the funniest.

[Damaris]

Smash your ex.

[Rory]

I wish we had that on camera.

[Julian]

Physical reaction.

[Damaris]

He literally choked.

[Mal]

Like, come on, man. Don't do that to me.

[Rory]

I forgot about that. That was one of the funniest moments ever.

[Mal]

Y'all would know who I was on the phone with. That was my ex.

[Damaris]

I'm not going to lie. If you put me through a certain amount of hell. You my ex.

[Mal]

Nah. That's on you and your demons. I ain't got nothing to do with that.

[Damaris]

If you. If you. It's. It's a situationship or two. I call an ex. Cuz we done been through hell together. You a ex.

[Mal]

But we. I ain't never been through no hell.

[Damaris]

Oh, okay.

[Mal]

We ain't been through, like, we hung out a couple times. Times. Had sex a couple times. Like. And that was it.

[Damaris]

Maybe made me cry. You my ex.

[Julian]

Oh, my God.

[Mal]

I don't got nothing to do with that. You. You emotional.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

What that got to do with me because you crying. Text you back in an hour. And now you in the bed crying, listening to Brandy and Monica like, what Ariana Grande remix? Yeah, dang. I'm nothing to do with me is all I'm saying.

[Damaris]

Y'all listen to sad music when y'all heartbroken.

[Mal]

No sad music.

[Rory]

I listen to sad music when I'm happy.

[Mal]

I go to Conway first mixtape when.

[Rory]

I'm sad, I go back to bagging up.

[Mal]

Shoot this whole building sad music. Turn that Conway on and get out my way.

[Rory]

We do. There is an epidemic of people. People calling people exes when they're not. That needs to stop.

[Mal]

Yeah. No, I don't. Don't do that. I saw a friend of mine a couple weeks ago. I ran into her downtown. She's with her mom. And we started talking, and she introduced me to her mom or whatever. So mom was like, how do y'all know each other? And we met on social media, but I didn't know how to tell her mother that. I'm like, I wanted her to say it. And then she did the thing. She made it worse and looked at me. I'm like, why would you look at me when your mom just asked you a question? It's like you handed me the mic. Like, I don't. I don't want the mic right now. Like, I don't want to talk. But that's to what Julian saying? It's like kind of awkward to say you met on social media.

[Damaris]

Like, yeah, it's awkward to say we met on a dating app. I fuck once like that.

[Julian]

I don't think that's awkward. That's just. That's life.

[Damaris]

That's the life that you live. Not everybody regularly use lives that life, though Julie, the.

[Julian]

That did it with me dog does.

[Mal]

That's her life.

[Julian]

That's her life.

[Mal]

It's our life.

[Julian]

That was our shared moment.

[Damaris]

Okay, well, maybe some people don't want. Some people don't want them. Their friends knowing that they're on dating apps. Julian.

[Mal]

Nah, they. They know she. You know. You know, if your girlfriend is on a dating app, you know, if your home girl's on a dating app, don't do that. You know any of your home.

[Damaris]

When I downloaded a dating app, I ain't tell a soul why I was embarrassed.

[Rory]

Didn't people have.

[Damaris]

It's not anything to be embarrassed about. But I was embarrassed.

[Mal]

All right, but why were you embarrassed?

[Damaris]

Because I never thought that I would do something like that. It still isn't. It's not for Me?

[Julian]

Why?

[Mal]

Does it feel desperate to you? Is it like a. I didn't want.

[Damaris]

No, but because I know that I'm not desperate, so I didn't feel desperate. I didn't want anybody else to assume that I was desperate.

[Mal]

All right, well, tickets available now. Newroarimal.com live show coming to a city near you. We will be in Philadelphia at The City Winery July 25th. Get your tickets now. Detroit, next month. Chicago, next month. Month. Get your tickets. London, September. Toronto. October. Atlanta, November. New York, December.

[Rory]

I meant to ask you, since Schoolboy show was canceled, do you think I'll have any problems?

[Mal]

Where? Toronto. Yeah.

[Rory]

On October 24th.

[Mal]

That's all right. You can run fast. It's all good. N. You good?

[Rory]

I think I could outrun Chubs.

[Mal]

Well, I mean, you said, you can outrun Clay, and he was.

[Rory]

No, I did not. Clay would definitely be in a race. I never once said I could beat Clay in a race.

[Mal]

I thought that's what you said.

[Damaris]

Like, yo, let's go run.

[Mal]

Let's go.

[Rory]

Oh, no, I said, let's go race.

[Mal]

Oh.

[Rory]

But I knew I was.

[Mal]

But I thought you were saying it. Oh, you knew you were gonna lose.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

That's sick. To offer the race and know you're gonna lose.

[Rory]

I mean, it would have been a cool trailer. What for? For the episode.

[Mal]

Oh, well, yeah, in that case, yeah. Content. I get it.

[Rory]

Yeah. I would have got smoked.

[Mal]

He.

[Rory]

He ran like a 44 sub. 44 in the foreign.

[Mal]

Oh. Shout out to Clay and Amber. Love is Blind Season six is nominated for an Emmy, I believe.

[Julian]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Mal]

So shout out to our guy, Clay.

[Rory]

Yo, Clay.

[Mal]

He wasn't invited.

[Julian]

I think he posted something about not being, like, invited to the party or being invited to the awards.

[Mal]

Nah. Y'all doing. Y'all doing Clay. Don't do that to Clay. Y'all doing Clay dirty. He was. He was. He was easily. Him and Amber are the stars of love is blind 6. You can't give Amber that and not give Clay that. Now, I get it. She might not be cool or talking to Clay, but don't just oust him like that. Don't do that.

[Rory]

Do you think he'll take Selena Powell as his date if he is invited?

[Mal]

I. Definitely not. But then again, knowing Clay, you sat here and lied that Clay, I'mma kick your ass next time I see you, man. That's my God. Shout out to Clay. Any plans this weekend?

[Rory]

I thought we were all going to the rooftop.

[Julian]

Yeah, okay.

[Rory]

See, look at y'all already. Already bailed. On me.

[Mal]

Was that this weekend?

[Damaris]

Not n. It's next. The weather. Not this weekend.

[Mal]

We can do it.

[Damaris]

I have to go out of town for a family. Some family stuff, but. So I will not be at the rooftop if you guys go.

[Mal]

Oh, well, if Baby D ain't there, I'm not there.

[Rory]

So we'll all just go to your crib.

[Mal]

Nah, not happening.

[Damaris]

We can go to a rooftop on tj.

[Mal]

Who do we like for the. For the. For the golf tournament this weekend? Scotty Sheffield. Scotty Sheffield. How much you put on him? You let. You let the whole thing ride. 10 10k. 10k on Scotty Shefford.

[Rory]

Is Rory playing?

[Julian]

You're not going Dechambell.

[Damaris]

So I found out there was a golfer named Rory because we had the.

[Rory]

Same birthday too, when we.

[Damaris]

Yes, I know when we originally started this podcast. Podcast, I would search you guys names just to see feedback and stuff like that. And I would have to fight through all of his stats and his fans and stuff together.

[Rory]

Anytime he's trending, people go on my mentions like, yo, thought you died. Every. Every single time he's trending, my mentions are full of like, yo had to double check. Thought he was trending because he was dead.

[Julian]

Pause. He just had one of the biggest chokes of all time. Peach knows what I'm talking about.

[Mal]

Well, I'm gonna check some of the.

[Rory]

He was on that swing.

[Mal]

Some of the tournament out definitely was on the swing. It was in the swing. I'm gonna check some of the tournament out this weekend. Hopefully it's not as hot as it was last weekend. Let things cool down, and I'm here to say it on the sign out. I think fall is a way better season. This summer, that's just me.

[Julian]

That's not my hot take at all.

[Mal]

It's not. People.

[Rory]

Fall is by far the best season.

[Julian]

The best season.

[Rory]

He has the best season, and it's not even close.

[Mal]

Yeah, I'm looking forward to fall already.

[Rory]

Summer is one of the worst.

[Mal]

You know why? Cause summer.

[Rory]

Summer might be the worst season.

[Mal]

You know what it is with summer? You can travel to go somewhere hot.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

But to that. For that fall type of air. And fall where you go to London. Well, yeah, I guess you can go all the way to London for that. But it's still. It's nothing like falling like on the East Coast.

[Rory]

Winter that's cold with no snow rivals a shitty, humid summer. Spring and fall are the best.

[Mal]

Absolutely.

[Rory]

And I love winter when it snows.

[Mal]

All right, well, be safe, be blessed. We'll talk to y'all soon. Have a great weekend. I'm that nigga. He's just ginger. Peace.

[Damaris]

No worrying now.