Episode 293 | What's Going On?

Summary

Podcast Summary: New Rory & MAL
Episode 293 | What's Going On?
Release Date: August 13, 2024

Hosts:

• Rory
• Mal
• Damaris
• Julian

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1. Personal Relationship Stories: Rory Being Stood Up

• Rory shares his frustrating experience of being stood up by Damaris after a planned night out. He discusses feeling neglected and the anxiety it caused.

  Rory (03:27): "I was worried sick. I couldn't even enjoy the night."

• Mal humorously consoles Rory, suggesting he should have gone out for hookah instead.

  Mal (03:11): "Yeah, that's why you're supposed to go have some hookah."

2. Technology and Location Sharing Issues

• The conversation shifts to the challenges of technology, specifically the malfunctioning of location-sharing apps. Rory expresses frustration over his friend's location being hidden despite having it enabled.

  Rory (04:05): "Women are diabolical to have that type of knowledge within the hardware of an iPhone."

• Julian adds his perspective on the complications of shared locations, highlighting casual workarounds like restarting devices.

  Julian (03:51): "Sometimes my location just doesn't work."

3. The Ice Spice Concert Incident

• Julian recounts an unexpected experience at an Ice Spice concert where he ended up on stage. The group discusses the chaos that ensued, including confrontations with security.

  Julian (14:46): "They kicked us out because I stood on a disabled woman's scooter to get a better view."

• Damaris and Mal find humor in the situation, while Rory criticizes the mishandling by concert security.

  Rory (16:51): "That's really unreasonable of security if no one's using the scooter."

4. Discussion on the Olympic Games and Basketball Performances

• The hosts delve into the recent Olympics, praising Steph Curry's performance and debating the future of USA Basketball.

  Mal (33:46): "Steph Curry is already a top five player of all time."

• They discuss the potential changes in the team's composition over the next four years, expressing mixed feelings about the end of an era.

  Rory (37:23): "I think the dominance might be over."

5. Thoughts on Drake's Music and Streaming Performance

• Rory and Mal critique Drake's song "100 Giggs," discussing its streaming performance and speculating on Universal's influence over Drake's releases.

  Rory (65:01): "He may have been forced by Universal, which I still side with."

• They debate the impact of contractual obligations on Drake’s musical choices and the implications for his career.

6. Voicemail Segment: Handling Past Relationships and Resentment

• A listener, referred to as E, shares a voicemail about dealing with a past relationship where an ex-boyfriend holds resentment towards him.

  E (97:07): "How would y'all feel about that? I just kind of feel like he's tripping."

• The hosts provide varying advice, ranging from encouraging confrontation to expressing frustration over recurring relationship issues.

7. Debate on Bisexuality and Relationship Red Flags

• The conversation intensifies as the hosts debate whether having all ex-girlfriends being bisexual is a red flag.

  Rory (112:34): "You think a 40-year-old could have three serious relationships?"

  Mal (112:50): "I think that's weird that all your exes are bisexual."

• Julian and Damaris challenge this notion, arguing that it shouldn’t inherently be a red flag and highlighting societal double standards regarding sexuality.

  Julian (108:56): "The only red flag I see is that you're a freaky ass nigga."

• The debate touches on themes of trust, sexual preferences, and societal perceptions of bisexuality.

8. Creative Movie Pitch Segment

• In a lighter vein, the hosts engage in a playful session where they brainstorm a fictional movie plot, casting famous actors in exaggerated roles.

  Damaris (85:04): "We would be drama or thriller."

  Rory (89:03): "Imagine trying to pitch that in a meeting. It's Made in Manhattan meets Gone Girl."

• This segment showcases the hosts' camaraderie and comedic chemistry, offering a humorous contrast to the more serious discussions.

9. Supporting Female Rap and Recent Albums

• The hosts express support for female rappers like Latto, praising their recent releases and the importance of featuring R&B singers in rap hooks.

  Julian (83:54): "She kept a touchdown feature. Like, I was telling Rory, even with the Tizo thing, she let Tizo go crazy."

• They discuss the evolution of female rap and the significance of collaborations that enhance musical quality.

10. Final Thoughts and Closing Remarks

• Wrapping up the episode, the hosts reflect on the diverse range of topics discussed, from personal anecdotes to pop culture critiques.

  Mal (115:52): "We've had another powerful episode here. We really tackled the issues around the world."

• They briefly touch upon upcoming content and remind listeners to stay safe and blessed.

  Mal (117:35): "Have a blessed week. Be safe. Stay sucker free."

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Notable Quotes:

• Rory (03:27): "I was worried sick. I couldn't even enjoy the night."
• Rory (04:05): "Women are diabolical to have that type of knowledge within the hardware of an iPhone."
• Mal (33:46): "Steph Curry is already a top five player of all time."
• Julian (14:46): "They kicked us out because I stood on a disabled woman's scooter to get a better view."
• Rory (37:23): "I think the dominance might be over."
• Mal (65:01): "He may have been forced by Universal, which I still side with."
• Julian (108:56): "The only red flag I see is that you're a freaky ass nigga."
• Rory (112:34): "You think a 40-year-old could have three serious relationships?"
• Damaris (85:04): "We would be drama or thriller."

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This episode of "New Rory & MAL" offers a blend of personal storytelling, candid debates, and lighthearted banter, providing listeners with an engaging and multifaceted conversation on relationships, technology, pop culture, and societal issues.

Transcript

[Rory]

Detroit, August 22nd. The time is now. We will be there. Live in your city.

[Mal]

Can't wait.

[Rory]

Mall. Used to live there, right?

[Mal]

Michigan.

[Rory]

So should I check in with Trick Trick, like, how do we go about doing this whole no Fly zone thing with Detroit? I just want Trick Trick to know that we respect Detroit. And anything we need to do, we will do.

[Mal]

That sounded crazy, but. Get your tickets now. Newroarimal.com. see you soon, no worry.

[Rory]

And now, mother, mother?

[Damaris]

There's too many of you crying.

[Rory]

Brother, brother, brother? There's far too many of you dying?

[Julian]

You know we've got to find a.

[Mal]

Way.

[Damaris]

To bring some loving here today?

[Rory]

Father, we don't need to escalate? You see war is not the answer? For only love can comprehend?

[Julian]

You know we've got to find a.

[Rory]

Way to bring some love and get here today?

[Damaris]

Picket flies and picket signs?

[Rory]

Don't punish me with brutality?

[Mal]

Talk to me so you can see what's going on?

[Julian]

What's going on?

[Damaris]

What's going on?

[Julian]

What's going on?

[Mal]

Yeah, what's going on?

[Julian]

What's going on?

[Damaris]

What's going on?

[Rory]

What's going on? And we're back.

[Mal]

Yes, we are.

[Rory]

How you feeling?

[Mal]

I'm good. How you doing?

[Rory]

Not too bad. I see what you're doing with the blues today. It's a nice array of blues on the color scheme.

[Mal]

Thank you, man. I appreciate that. See what you're doing with your skin.

[Rory]

Color today in my shirt, just matching.

[Mal]

Like, you was out this weekend. I can always.

[Rory]

I'm wearing some. Some Kappa paraphernalia for the first time in maybe, like, a decade.

[Mal]

Kappa?

[Rory]

Yeah. I forgot who gave me the shirt, but I like it.

[Mal]

Oh, okay.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

How was your weekend?

[Rory]

It was cool. I got stood up. You said something?

[Julian]

Nah.

[Mal]

Oh, no. Damaris stood. Wait, she stood you up?

[Rory]

I wasn't even gonna go outside. I was not even gonna go outside.

[Mal]

She got a habit of doing that, yo. That's what she do, though. That's what she do. That's part of her, you know? I mean, that's part of her get.

[Rory]

Up and not even, like, stood up, like, ghosted. Like, we had a plan. I let you know what I was doing, then you. Then you turn your location off so I can't even see where you are.

[Damaris]

I With that.

[Mal]

Oh, I'm on location off.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

And the location been on for about a year, right?

[Rory]

More.

[Mal]

Damn. That's crazy.

[Rory]

But I'm thinking, you know, maybe. Maybe she's hurt or, like, needs assistance. Like, I was worried sick. I couldn't even enjoy minimum.

[Mal]

Yeah, that's why you're supposed to go have some hookah.

[Rory]

Well, we were gonna meet low in the village, and she had other plans, but she was gonna link us after. Yeah, I let her know through the entire night where I was at, what I was doing, updates I stuck to my side.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

And then I got there, and it was just the fellas.

[Mal]

So, Baby D, what happened? Well, first, it's good to see you. I'm glad you're okay, because you turned your location off.

[Julian]

I did not turn my location off. Sometimes my location just doesn't work.

[Mal]

Yo, it's crazy when the location don't.

[Damaris]

Work, but, like, the next morning, it came back.

[Mal]

Yeah, yeah, that's how it. Like, you got to hit refresh, sleep on it. Like, you turn your phone off, and then you turn it back on. Sometimes it reboots and it. You know what I mean?

[Rory]

I'm in that technology.

[Julian]

This shit's crazy. See, AI niggas wiling.

[Rory]

Women are diabolical to. To have that type of knowledge within the hardware of an iPhone. To have your location on but it not show up on my phone is a different level of sick to me.

[Julian]

Oh, no, just wait till she get a hold of that phone and she go through all the locations you've been to in the past year.

[Rory]

Yo, a woman told me one of the sickest tricks ever.

[Damaris]

Breeze over.

[Rory]

She has two phones, and she turned her location on with one of the phones, leave it at home, and left it at home and then took her other phone.

[Julian]

You do. You could do that with your iPad too, people, if you were wondering.

[Rory]

This is sick. All I wanted to do was enjoy a night out with my friend. You didn't have to go.

[Mal]

All you wanted to do was have some hookah, catch some conversation. Baby D, you have to do all that. You have to turn the location off.

[Julian]

And I did not where you was.

[Rory]

At, and I don't even smoke hookah anymore.

[Mal]

Now, hold on. But where you was at, though, is this. What day is it? It's still 90 something. Or hit reset. Did it reset with the location?

[Julian]

It's still 90 some.

[Mal]

It's still 90 some.

[Julian]

It'S still over 90. Yes.

[Rory]

Well, congrats.

[Julian]

I actually. Thank you. I actually went to.

[Mal]

We ain't got to do this. We ain't got to just cap to each other face to face. Like we don't got to do.

[Julian]

What are you capping about?

[Damaris]

All right, go ahead.

[Julian]

No, no, to be fair, I was going to eat dinner with my homeboy and he's a homeboy.

[Rory]

She did tell me, yo, but how many times? And said his name, too.

[Mal]

All right, but could I ask you a question?

[Julian]

First of all, it's homeboy Jeremy. You met Jeremy. He has the sprinter business. He's the one that took us to Shout out.

[Mal]

Shout out to Jeremy.

[Rory]

He took you to get your nails done? Happen to drop us off in Philly.

[Julian]

That's my best friend. That's my best friend.

[Rory]

But anyway, guy, shout out to him.

[Mal]

The point is, we FaceTimed with the girl that did your nails when we was in Philly.

[Julian]

Oh, y did.

[Mal]

One of the guys came to the show, and we FaceTimed.

[Rory]

Oh, that's so cool.

[Julian]

Shout out to.

[Mal]

We got a chance to FaceTime her.

[Julian]

Yeah, but no, we. Me and him were. So this is the thing.

[Mal]

Rory.

[Julian]

Me and Rory were supposed to link up around 5:00.

[Mal]

Okay.

[Julian]

Okay. Rory is being a dad, respectfully.

[Mal]

He has, like, a family that going on. Yeah.

[Julian]

So as it's getting closer, I'm like, well, I have to go to dinner in Williamsburg. So I'm like, I go to dinner with my homeboy. Me and Rory supposed to link up. And he's like, well, I'm not coming to Brooklyn. I'm like, well, let me know when you get to where you going to the East Village. He's like, all right, I'm getting in the car. You tell me. You get in the car. You didn't tell me where, like, when you got there. And then my phone died. I had, you know, I had been on my phone all day. My phone died. That's probably why you couldn't see my location. So I started charging it in a car. And when I was. I sound like a liar, but I'm not lying. Like, I'm listening to my myself and I sound like a liar, but I'm not lying. But anyway, my phone. When I finally got to my phone, I told Rory, like, hey, are you still there? He text me back two hours later. Like, leaving now.

[Rory]

Actually, one hour later.

[Julian]

Okay, one hour later.

[Rory]

One hour and three minutes.

[Julian]

I was gonna come to him, but he didn't respond. So I'm like, oh, he must be home then. He's like, leaving now.

[Damaris]

All right, but then you have his location the whole time.

[Julian]

Yeah, no, his location wasn't working either. I don't know what was going on with Apple.

[Mal]

No, it was something.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

It worked for Kia. She knew exactly where I was at.

[Mal]

Well, they always do. Whether y casing is on or not.

[Rory]

It's not my. It's a chip that was planted inside of you.

[Mal]

I don't know if you know that or not. Anyway, there's a air tag, like, in your test.

[Julian]

We will link up again, and this time we can bring Mal and Julian with us.

[Damaris]

It's not. Again. It didn't happen.

[Mal]

Yeah. It's like, just. We will link up this time. This time. Yes.

[Rory]

And then I was just forced to hang out with five men and debate about R and B. There was no women around. It was trash.

[Mal]

Five men, R and B and hookah. Yeah, y'all are gay, for sure.

[Julian]

So.

[Rory]

But I was. The guy was like, nah. Like, I had a chick coming, but, like, she was on her way.

[Mal]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Rory]

She must be in traffic. I don't even.

[Mal]

Phone must have died. I had. Yo, my homegirl was. She was coming to link with us, but, like, yo, she. You know what I mean? Like, she might have fell asleep.

[Rory]

I mean, I asked her if she had friends.

[Julian]

No, I had a chick coming is.

[Mal]

Ooh. It's nothing worse than when you had a chick coming and everybody looking at you like, yeah, all right.

[Rory]

Yeah, all right.

[Mal]

Like, nah, I swear to God, she was coming. Like, I swear to God, nothing worse.

[Julian]

Than him saying, I had a chick coming. And then the chick coming. It's Damaris, and they like, bro, this the chick?

[Mal]

Like, yeah, you walking. I'm like, yo, yo, come on, yo.

[Julian]

Like, that's one of us.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Mal]

The marriage.

[Rory]

Come on, yo, we wanted the hoes.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Can we. Where was the. Where was the broads at, yo?

[Julian]

Saying you got the hoes, and it's me that's such a disappointment.

[Mal]

Yeah, I'm leaving.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

If Rory ever tell me he got some hoes coming to Damaris walking, I'm gonna be like, all right, fam, just say you wanted me to stay. You ain't gotta do this. Yeah, you ain't gotta do. Because if I'm thinking. If I'm thinking chicks is pulling up and I see Baby D, I'm gonna be like, yo, that ain't.

[Rory]

That's Baby D. But nothing pisses me off more than. Cause I was the guy that had the hoes for one part of my life. Like, you could depend on me to call a group of women that will be fun to hang out with.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

And I'll bring them to the spot or to the crew.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

I hate the guy that never brings the hose and then complains to you about the hoes you brought.

[Damaris]

Yeah, well, I got a few of those friends.

[Rory]

Oh, my God.

[Damaris]

You don't offer shit. You don't pick the place. You don't get a reservation. You do offer nothing.

[Rory]

All you do is complain. Because these girls motherfucking.

[Damaris]

What girls? We got to.

[Rory]

Man.

[Mal]

What I do just out here, horny.

[Damaris]

Just here?

[Julian]

Yeah, just out here.

[Mal]

And then when the girl. And then when the girl show up, he ain't got no conversation.

[Rory]

No, that's the worst guy that wear the hose. Where the hoes. Then the hoes come.

[Mal]

I throw them right in the fire. Now I'm the worst. I throw them right in the. Yo, they here. Like, I'm here to go. Right here. The hoes is right. Go ahead.

[Damaris]

You was going to the bathroom, leaving with the girls. Yeah.

[Mal]

You was asking for them all night. They right here. Say something now. Let me see what your game is like.

[Rory]

And then if you know that guy's history of the type of women that he has, and you know the hoes you brought are much better. His taste. And he's like, nah, they not it. I know. I've seen it for you.

[Mal]

They not it.

[Rory]

This is way better for you.

[Mal]

This is way out of your league. Actually, I was good as it gets. Julian, what you did this weekend?

[Damaris]

I had a busy week. I had a friend's birthday Friday night. It was like a big dinner table full of 20. And then Saturday night, took a little bit of shrooms, hit a little disco.

[Rory]

Wait.

[Mal]

Okay.

[Rory]

It's all coming back to me now. This. This may stir up the YouTube comments. I think Julian stood me up, too.

[Damaris]

Oh, yeah. I ghosted Rory, but I didn't lead him to, like, I was.

[Rory]

That's true. I texted you, but I got no.

[Damaris]

You got no response from me. He said, y'all, Lincoln with blank in blank. And I just didn't. I was so. I was with a crew of, like. I was with, like, a basketball team of people. I was like, I'm not gonna leave this. It's a birthday party crew. Like, I'm just gonna ride this night out.

[Rory]

And here I will happen.

[Damaris]

Sometimes I just have, like, six martini.

[Rory]

I was trying to be kind, because even, like, when I go get my haircut, you want to be like, why didn't you hit me? I live next to your barbershop.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

So I'm going downtown. Which he did last them like, yo.

[Mal]

I'm in the city. Yeah, if you're around. Yeah.

[Rory]

No response.

[Damaris]

No, because also, after what he just said about. And I checked his location, five guys, rmb. You do not have my location.

[Mal]

He said, man, Julian's location is absolutely crazy. My homeboy did that one time by accident. Like, I don't think he know that he did it. And you know how in the chat, it says, yo, they're now sharing location? I was like, yo, you all right? And he saw it. He's like, yo, my bad. I was like, don't ever share your location with me, fam.

[Julian]

No. So you don't have any of your homeboy's location?

[Mal]

Hell, no. If you die there, that's where you die, fam. I'll find out when anybody else find out. I don't need your location.

[Damaris]

I think I have, like, four or five of my friends.

[Julian]

Every single one of my friends has my location, baby. Don't let me be somewhere the wrong place for too long. Cause they like, bitch, what you doing in this burrow?

[Rory]

Actually, I take it back. I do have a shared location with one man, but it was for safety reasons. Who's the one man with Jay in Mexico. We were sharing.

[Mal]

Oh, that's different. That's different. But it's Mexico. I'm sharing my location with everybody I.

[Rory]

Know, but with him, because, you know, he's an. Yeah, I think he FaceTimed me once, and I didn't reply. And he was like, yo, I can see you at your crib right now. I know you home. And I was like, how do.

[Mal]

Oh, shit.

[Rory]

We share each other's location.

[Mal]

Yeah, exactly.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

Rory done definitely hit me with a lie everywhere. But I let Rory's lies go.

[Rory]

Okay, where have I said that?

[Julian]

Because I've been had. Rory's location. And. Yeah, he didn't lied and said that.

[Rory]

Oh, yeah, say it. Where did. Last night, I was.

[Julian]

You just. You was like, I'm gonna call you right back. I'm not. You were home, and you said, I. I just got in the house. You didn't just get in the house. You actually had been there for a while. I had been sitting there watching you sit at home. Like, I could see you watching it. And you were like, now, I just got in the house. Like, I got Amara in my hands. Like, no, you don't.

[Mal]

I wonder what he was doing, people.

[Julian]

He probably just didn't want to talk.

[Damaris]

People watch that.

[Julian]

He hates talking on the phone.

[Damaris]

People watch that. Find My Screen. Like, it's like a. A television show. I don't realize how often people use that app.

[Julian]

I'll be watching Rory drive down the street.

[Mal]

Yo, baby. Dude, we got to get you.

[Rory]

What if I really did just get in the house Now? I'm trying to Think when this was.

[Julian]

I'll be watching him drive down the street. Nobody checked my location when I was at the Ice Spice Show. I wish I would have.

[Mal]

You was in danger. She was hanging around them drill rappers. You don't listen. You see they locking all them up.

[Rory]

No, she. She was the one that knocked. She was Walter white at Terminal 5. She was not in danger.

[Julian]

So I went to the Ice Spice show. Of course Julian has footage. I went to the Ice Spice show, and Julian was there, too. I ended up on stage with Ice Spice.

[Mal]

No, you. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Rory]

I've been.

[Mal]

Wait, wait.

[Rory]

I've been waiting to have this conversation.

[Mal]

Wait.

[Rory]

For three days straight.

[Mal]

Wait, wait, what did you end up.

[Damaris]

She went to the bathroom and found her way on stage. You know how it goes. Mall at Terminal 5.

[Rory]

So someone shot it in Slow mo.

[Damaris]

Wait, this is like an edited video.

[Julian]

Alex. That was Alex. I just.

[Mal]

Wait, which one is Baby D?

[Julian]

That's me with. I had pants on. I'm sitting next. I'm standing next to Ice Spice. Oh, you're right.

[Mal]

Oh, my God.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Not the cup transition. Yeah.

[Damaris]

What is it?

[Julian]

Yes, that's. It was a long.

[Damaris]

So there she is on the far right with her ass on the floor.

[Mal]

What just happened?

[Rory]

Trying to separate herself from the group. I'm not with them.

[Mal]

H. Is this what happens when we.

[Damaris]

Baby D. You don't even like Ice Spice.

[Mal]

You left. Don't.

[Julian]

Stop saying that. I really hate that you say that.

[Mal]

You left here on Thursday, and I just thought you were going home.

[Julian]

I left here on Thursday and this. No. You wonder why this happened. Why don't we have any liquor to drink in this place? But Scotch. That's a Scotch twerk. I was on Scotch and soda. I'm only 30 years old. I was born 94. I shouldn't be drinking Scotch. That's why the first Y'all have. In this office.

[Rory]

That's the first Scotch twerk ever. I want to say Scotch, but that.

[Mal]

That cup in your hand wasn't scotch, though, at the venue.

[Damaris]

This is Tequila.

[Julian]

No, that. That. That was Casamigos.

[Mal]

Okay.

[Rory]

Going from Scotch to Casamigos.

[Mal]

Yeah, I think that's. I think that's. I think that's how you end up on.

[Julian]

No, I promise you, it was the. I had a cup, like, a red cup full of Scotch and soda, and me and Rory were driving and drinking. I mean, I was drinking. He was driving to Terminal 5 off the Scotch and the soda. And then I mixed some Casamigos in.

[Rory]

There, so should have maybe just stayed on the McAllen 18.

[Julian]

I was looking for yomi and Jordan, and I couldn't find them.

[Mal]

You were looking? Ended up on stage.

[Rory]

Let's get some order here. You walk into Terminal 5. Take us through the night's events.

[Damaris]

Yeah. Who set that up?

[Rory]

How do you end up on that stage?

[Julian]

So I was. I was. I had a lot going on mentally. So I. Wait, yo, wait.

[Mal]

All right. Say that she had a lot going on.

[Rory]

She may have.

[Mal]

All right, my bad. I didn't mean to cut you off, baby.

[Julian]

I had a lot going on mentally. So my best friend was like, fuck it, we're just gonna get drunk. Like, I was already drunk off the scotch. And then she just started feeding me casamigos.

[Mal]

Okay?

[Julian]

So we. You know, we weren't. For some reason, they fucked my tickets up, and I wasn't in vip. Y'all know me. Y'all know I am a Karen. So I got into vip and we were side stage, and they started calling people up and grabbed me to come up. So I went up and, you know, I did my. I did my thing. But here's where shit gets sticky.

[Rory]

It's not sticky yet.

[Julian]

No, this is. This is where shit gets.

[Mal]

The whole night is sticky.

[Rory]

So how did I spice, like, ask the question, like, do any baddies want to come up?

[Damaris]

Like, Rory?

[Julian]

I don't remember. I really, truly do not remember. I just remember I got pulled on stage. It was a couple of us. That's all I remember.

[Mal]

Did you fight? Did you, like, pull your wrist back, like, nah, I'm not going up there.

[Damaris]

No.

[Julian]

Did you say, hold my drink on yolo? I didn't. I was ready.

[Mal]

You was on yolo.

[Damaris]

Ready to die. The Ice Spice show is crazy.

[Julian]

Yeah, tell me about it. So as I'm getting off the stage, like, security, like, hit me up, and I'm like, yo, what the Is going on? Like, and they like, you gotta go. So here Alex goes. Alex says, we gotta go. They kicking us out. They kicking us out. So I'm like, what the fuck happened? Like, why we getting kicked out? So Alex goes up to the security guard after we're kicked out in the rain. Like, she had only performed, like, five songs, and security was like, her catalog. Alex was like, why we get kicked out? Why the fuck would you kick us out, Alex? Y'all know my best friend Alex. Shout out to her. She's pissy drunk at this time, and they say, you know why we kicked you out, ma'am? In order to record your friend on stage, you stood on the Disabled woman's wheelchair to get a better view of your friend, fam.

[Damaris]

What? You did that?

[Julian]

No, Alexx did that to record the video that was.

[Rory]

She was in the middle of her set. She was doing what she was supposed to be doing.

[Damaris]

You stood on a.

[Julian]

You know the little scooters that you have when you handicap. Alex stood on the girl's scooter.

[Damaris]

The chick was in the scooter, though, right?

[Julian]

No, she was standing. And that's what Alex said. Alex said, well, the bitch can't be handicapped. Cause how she was standing up watching.

[Rory]

The show, and Damaris is telling me this story on Saturday morning, and this. I know I'm really fucking sick in the head because I was on Alex's side. I was like, well, she's not in the scooter. Like.

[Julian]

Like you standing.

[Mal]

Y'all arguing about the wrong shit.

[Rory]

I'm like, that's really unreasonable of security if no one's using the scooter.

[Julian]

I guess she wouldn't sit back down. And Alex was standing on a chair. And, like, Alex waited for me to, you know, finish doing my thing to get down. So security, like, picked Alex up off the chair and carried her out, snatched me up, told me I had to go out with her. And I told Alex that that was wrong and she was under the influence, but she was like, Damaris. I thought that she just used the scooter to get in here and get good seats. Like, she was standing, twerking, too.

[Mal]

Get good seats.

[Rory]

Alex thought she was in the pit with a photopass.

[Mal]

But Terminal 5 is standing room only, right?

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

How do you thought she was getting good seats?

[Damaris]

Just the good seat.

[Mal]

The only seat she had. The only seat in the house.

[Rory]

I'm gonna let it go to waste.

[Mal]

Yo, babe. Y'all be into some weird with y'all leading.

[Damaris]

Listen, Alex getting kicked out's hilarious. Alex is, like, the sweetest person. It just. That doesn't fit. Like something she would.

[Mal]

Yeah, but she drunk standing on a disabled woman's.

[Damaris]

No, that's up. She shouldn't have done that. But it's just, like, seeing Alex get kicked out of a venue is funny to me.

[Mal]

Yeah, it was.

[Julian]

They had picked her ass up.

[Mal]

See what alcohol do to y'all. If y'all would have smoked, that would have never happened.

[Julian]

I should. It was. And the crazy was when we were recording, I'm like, I'm probably not gonna go to the show. Like, you know, And I was like, it. Let me just go off the scotch.

[Mal]

Ye.

[Julian]

And look. Look at the result.

[Rory]

If I was Alex, I'm witnessing a miracle right now. This handicapped person is all of a.

[Julian]

Sudden she can walk and then. But I feel like I made up for it. So I was in Brooklyn over the weekend and I met, I was in Bed Stuy and I met a dude with one leg or whatever.

[Mal]

Yo, what's up with you this weekend? Like, what's going on? You meeting like your girl is taking handicapped people's chairs and standing on it. You meeting one legged niggas in Brooklyn.

[Julian]

But he was cool as fuck. Like he fucked with me. Cause I was like, I was drunk, so I was standing on somebody's car.

[Damaris]

Not. Not cool just cause you have a left, one life.

[Rory]

But nah, don't worry, he was, he was cool. He wasn't tripping, he was uncool.

[Mal]

He wasn't tripping about having one leg. Like he was cool about it. My bad, I'm sorry.

[Julian]

So I was standing on the car, he was like, yo, you cool as fuck. I fuck with you. I was like, you cool as fuck too. He said, yo, if anybody fuck with you, you good around here. Like he said, I don't got a leg, but I got it on me.

[Mal]

And so he lost it.

[Rory]

I was about to say he lost the battle.

[Mal]

He lost the leg when he didn't have it?

[Julian]

Nah, he lost the battle. But he won the war.

[Mal]

That's a fact.

[Julian]

Or he won the battle, he lost the war. But yeah, he said no, he said, I don't got a leg, but I got it on me. You good around here. He dapped me up. He had both arms, he dapped me up. And so now I'm good and best eyed.

[Mal]

He showed you the gun, huh? He showed you the gun.

[Julian]

You know how they flash it real quick?

[Mal]

Flashing the gun on the chick is.

[Damaris]

Crazy with one leg.

[Mal]

Yo, where do y'all be? That's why I don't go outside. It's one legged, flashing guns on girls. Like, I'm not going outside, man.

[Rory]

You know how hard it is to sit down when you have a gun in your.

[Julian]

He was, he wasn't in a wheelchair. He was on crutches.

[Damaris]

Did he just lose his. Like, what is. Did that just happen?

[Rory]

Like, I feel really unsafe if my protection was on crutches.

[Mal]

Not me.

[Damaris]

That's like a tripod. You can make it really steady and.

[Julian]

See you're being ableist how he has.

[Damaris]

It's a one leg and then the two crutches. Now you're like a tripod.

[Mal]

You're a tripod.

[Damaris]

You could Put your elbow on the tripod and on the crutch.

[Mal]

And, Julie, nobody's doing all that in the shootout.

[Damaris]

Seems like you should have done up last time.

[Mal]

Yo, y'all be into some crazy. So Damaris was twerking with Ice Spice, and then she had a guy in Brooklyn with one leg that showed him that. That showed her that he had it on him. He flashed the grip. Julian was with a basketball team full of gay doing.

[Damaris]

Well, no, there were women there. I had a good time. I had a pretty easy weekend.

[Mal]

And Rory was. He was home. I saw he was reading this week.

[Rory]

I always read. How long did I say I always read? I do.

[Mal]

Don't tell me you always read.

[Rory]

I do. I'm not good at reading out loud, but I can, like, read in my mind.

[Damaris]

Yeah, in his head, he's Shakespeare.

[Mal]

Yeah, for sure.

[Rory]

I have an accent in my head.

[Damaris]

Roy. Up the words in his head.

[Rory]

Up the words in your head is crazy.

[Mal]

Oh, my God, man, y'all are the best. Y'all the best. Man.

[Rory]

We can get to my reading. But this did just remind me of an insane rabbit hole that I. I stumbled upon this weekend.

[Mal]

Another one. There's a rabbit hole every weekend.

[Rory]

There's a group of people. I thought it was a joke at first. There's a group of people that are Helen Keller, like, disbelievers. There's, like, a whole conspiracy that. That whole thing is a lie. And I thought it was a joke. And then I started reading all the comments in the thread that Helen Keller did not do any of the things that are in that book, and we have been lied to. I just don't really know the purpose of being a disbeliever of Helen Keller. I wouldn't take her scooter, but, like, I'm gonna take the book's word for it that she knew what water was.

[Mal]

So there's people that believe that Helen Keller is full of shit. Basically.

[Rory]

That entire thing was a lie. There's no way someone that's deaf and blind could go on to do all these great things.

[Damaris]

What is.

[Rory]

There's bumper stickers.

[Damaris]

What did she do that was great, though? I don't know. Outside of just her being blind and deaf, I don't know what she accomplished.

[Rory]

I mean, she was the face of the scooter crowd.

[Mal]

I like that quote right there. By scroll up. Julian, nearly every disabled person has been told at one time or another, you're faking it, having Germa. Because y'all could y'all get on here every week? And say that Stevie Wonder's faking it.

[Rory]

I do believe that, but I really don't think every person that's disabled has been told you're faking it.

[Mal]

One of the greatest. One of the greatest. I can't even say that Stevie Wonder is disabled, but one of the greatest people's people with a, I guess, disability. You think he's faking it?

[Rory]

I mean, clearly the girl at the Ice Spike show was faking it.

[Julian]

That bitch was faking it.

[Mal]

But you don't know.

[Rory]

That's a good move, though.

[Mal]

You don't know why she stood up.

[Rory]

You get prime real estate.

[Julian]

We gotta do it next time. Is that Ableist? I don't wanna be able.

[Rory]

Yes.

[Damaris]

That is not faking it. But another good excuse is if you're with a girl, just say she's pregnant and the world will just do whatever you want.

[Mal]

Yeah, opens up.

[Damaris]

Everything opens up.

[Julian]

I still got a little bit of a belly if you want to try that out this weekend.

[Damaris]

I could try it out.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

All right.

[Julian]

We could do it.

[Damaris]

That and being trans, you might as well get a purple heart.

[Julian]

Okay, I see this episode is going.

[Mal]

Yo, did y'all see that? Y'all. Y'all haven't watched that Candace Owens episode with Ray J and the trans woman yet.

[Rory]

I couldn't get through Danielle.

[Mal]

Alexis. I think her name is Danielle.

[Rory]

I watched, like, the first 15 minutes of it, and I just didn't know where we were going.

[Mal]

Yeah, I don't feel like Ray J.

[Rory]

Is like, a legend, yo.

[Mal]

No, he's beyond a legend at this point.

[Rory]

A icon.

[Mal]

Yes.

[Rory]

I believe that Ray J.

[Mal]

Like, what is Ray J doing? Look. Look at him. Just. Just look at Rachel. Ray J is like the. That walk in the party. Everybody look at each other. Like, who invited him? Like, what is he doing here?

[Rory]

It. Look at. It's content like this.

[Damaris]

That his mannerisms are funny does fully.

[Rory]

Make me think we're in a simulation.

[Mal]

Yeah, for sure.

[Rory]

Like, I'm kind of on the side that the moon is really a spaceship and aliens are up there harvesting our souls based off negativity. Well, when things like this exist, Ray J has a.

[Mal]

He has a trans TV show on his network.

[Damaris]

What does that even mean?

[Julian]

Yeah, I'm. I had no clue what that means.

[Mal]

So it's like.

[Rory]

Okay, so it's like.

[Mal]

It's like baddie. Remember when him and the guy. The. The. The. The. I guess the. The CEO of the Zeus network got into that fight outside?

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Well, I guess the fight was kind of like. Because Ray J has his own network now, and he has his own show. Like how the baddies are the baddies. And Ray J has a hope.

[Rory]

They don't Cosby.

[Mal]

Them. The girls, the Girls club. Like, you know, that community, how they say girls or whatever. Gross, right? So that's. But it's all trans women.

[Rory]

Look at that headline. Ray J announces wild new transgender reality.

[Julian]

Show, the Gross Club. Stop. Ray J, a genius. I'm not gonna lie. That is inclusive because it's so. It's transsexual. So they have, like, the women's attitudes, but, like, they still got that man's strength.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

So the fights are gonna be wild.

[Rory]

And you, like. You gotta let it go. You can't stop transgenders from fighting.

[Damaris]

No, Everything they do is right.

[Mal]

Yeah. You gotta let them just do what they want. Fuck it.

[Damaris]

Damn.

[Mal]

So I wanted y'all to watch this so bad, man, that cast.

[Rory]

Can you give us a recap again? I tried to get through it. I couldn't.

[Mal]

Well, I will say this. Danielle, I believe her name is. She. She's probably one of the first trans women that I can recall saying that she's not a woman. Like, she actually said that. I don't think of myself as a woman. I don't look at myself as a woman or something to that extent. She was like, I understand that I'm a trans woman, and I've never heard a trans woman say that. So that was shocking to hear, hear her say that. But the. The entire conversation was. Was really good. It wasn't. It didn't get disrespectful. It didn't get, you know, crazy. Obviously, they. It was disagreements, but it was healthy. It was a healthy conversation.

[Rory]

Yo, blurring. Never mind.

[Damaris]

Her nipples were just out. That wasn't even a blur.

[Mal]

I mean, listen, man. Ray J, listen, he. He.

[Damaris]

Look at this.

[Mal]

Say what you want about Ray J, but he gonna find his way to it. He gonna find his way to that bag. That's one thing we gotta give Ray J. He gonna find his way to that bag.

[Rory]

Just blurring something. Never mind. Forget it.

[Damaris]

Right?

[Mal]

What?

[Damaris]

I mean, it's just.

[Rory]

Forget it.

[Damaris]

It's not.

[Julian]

Thank you. Thank you, thank you.

[Mal]

Do y'all like Candace Owens?

[Damaris]

No.

[Mal]

Why not?

[Damaris]

I don't want to do this.

[Julian]

I really, like. Yeah.

[Mal]

Why? Why don't you like. I'm just asking. You said you don't like it. Why don't you like it?

[Damaris]

I'm just good on her opinions and her takes.

[Rory]

So I was reading this weekend or.

[Julian]

You reading Roy, they said that was your euphoria. That was funny. Whoever tweeted that you're hilarious, that was very funny.

[Rory]

My favorite comment to that was, how long do you think it took Rory to read that page?

[Damaris]

Read this now.

[Mal]

It definitely took you about 27 minutes to read that.

[Rory]

Sometimes there's just very deep rooted pain. And sometimes you just go to a Lucky Day show with your girl and don't even know someone's around you.

[Julian]

Oh, Lord Jesus.

[Mal]

That happens a lot.

[Rory]

Sometimes you don't bump in anyone or see anyone. Wasn't your lucky day telling somebody they need to go heal when they're having the time of their life with their girl at an R B concert and you're staring at them? I think, who needs to heal in this situation even though he was there?

[Julian]

Oh, it's hot in here.

[Mal]

I love y'all, man, but I love y'all niggas, man, because I just be in the house and I just love hearing what y'all be going through.

[Rory]

I actually didn't think that.

[Mal]

I don't see none of these. I will never see none of these again in my life.

[Rory]

I didn't know if we were even going to talk about this.

[Mal]

No, you just posted. You just posted a really. A really soliloquy.

[Rory]

Okay.

[Mal]

And you know, we're not stupid.

[Rory]

Of course I posted that in reply to what was a very interesting rant on a podcast. I went to a Lucky Day show. I didn't see anyone whatsoever. Yeah, I saw Amani. That was it in the line for. For popcorn shout out to E. Then I watched the show.

[Mal]

Yeah, it happens like that sometimes.

[Rory]

You a bad. I just don't. Yo shouts to everyone. And I hope healing comes for all parties. I just don't know, like, why that rant came.

[Mal]

Yo, man, y'all a bad.

[Julian]

When people see bad in the spot, sometimes it make them uncomfortable and it make them question things within themselves.

[Damaris]

Well, so I'm confused.

[Rory]

Maybe we're better misunderstood.

[Mal]

What? Are you confused?

[Damaris]

No, because admittedly I didn't see the clip, nor do I care to listen to it. What was the angle that he was. Was it you? You saw him and you ran away? Like, what was the spin?

[Rory]

Admittedly, I did not listen to the entire segment. I. I saw the clips like everyone else. I not even completely positive what was said in the narrative of the Lucky Day show. All I know is I was waiting in line for popcorn, saw E, I went to my seats, I enjoyed a show.

[Julian]

Damn.

[Rory]

That's all I got. So sorry to ruin this back and forth.

[Mal]

Oh, man. How was the show?

[Rory]

It was great. It was really, really good.

[Mal]

I've seen some clips online. Lucky in his R B back for sure. Shirtless, got baby oil on his rider. You know how that go.

[Rory]

Yeah, it was key. Was zooming in a little too. Too much on certain you ain't like that.

[Julian]

Damn.

[Rory]

Like, we were in, like, the sixth row. Like, you don't even need to zoom. You can see him. He's right here.

[Julian]

That's Mr. Grippy. You don't even know.

[Mal]

You don't need to zoom in. Right here. He's literally right.

[Julian]

She wants to see the sweat drip off his body. Damn.

[Rory]

I could see it in 4K for my phone.

[Mal]

Like, yo, you got it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Rory]

You know what's even sicker? She didn't even post it.

[Mal]

No.

[Rory]

So I'm like, that's for your archives.

[Mal]

We're talking that away.

[Rory]

Oh, your girl having a spank bank from a live show is rough.

[Mal]

Nasty work.

[Damaris]

Just shows you brought her to nasty work. Wow, that's crazy.

[Mal]

Oh, man.

[Julian]

How was the performance? How did he do?

[Rory]

Lucky sounded amazing. The band sounded great. It was. It was really good show. That's really all I have.

[Mal]

All right, well, glad you had a great time at the show. I'm glad it caused you to read and reflect a little bit.

[Rory]

I was already reading.

[Mal]

Well, the passage spoke to you. That particular passage spoke to you based on events that had took place in real life. Yes. I'm glad that you found inspiration to kind of share those words with the world. I liked the passage. I read it. I didn't make the connection at first because, you know, I really don't be knowing what the fuck be going on most of the time. But then once I made the connection, you know, I laugh, laughed. I had to. I had to. I was gonna call you and just laugh and hang up, but I said, I'll see him. I'll see you. I'll see him Monday. So I'll laugh.

[Rory]

I haven't saw my notifications. You like the post? I'm like, mom, don't ever like my.

[Mal]

I never do. That's when I got it. I was like, oh, I like that. I was like, oh, you sly little devil, you. Okay, I got it. I see what you're doing.

[Rory]

I did. I did laugh posting it.

[Mal]

I really think that you have to.

[Rory]

And I again, I knew the response would be people taking it so serious. That was funny. As to me.

[Mal]

Yeah, that I was. I laughed. I laughed. That was some funny. I enjoyed that. Thank you for that.

[Rory]

But, I mean, from one of the clips I saw, therapy was discussed. So I was just offering you therapies. Therapy that, you know, I'm working on.

[Mal]

Listen, I get it, man. I respect it, and I get it. Speaking of therapy, the Olympics are over. I was home all weekend depressed. I just went to the gym and just stayed home and was depressed all weekend. But, you know, it's cool. It happens. Like, sometimes you need days to just be depressed and just stadia.

[Julian]

So I'm going through a lifetime coming.

[Mal]

Excuse me.

[Julian]

The Paralympics.

[Mal]

Oh, your man from Brooklyn, Is he competing?

[Damaris]

He's doing shooting. And the woman from the show, they're both doing. What is it, nascar?

[Mal]

Yeah, they're both headed to Paris. Good luck. Good luck to homie in Brooklyn. And hopefully he brings back the gold. But, yes, the. The Olympics are. Are over. USA. Well, I guess LeBron named them the Avengers. So it's no more Dream team or redeemed team. It's the Avengers. So the Avengers won gold. It was a great game. I started to call Julian once. The game was, like, going into the fourth, because I was like, yo, this is way too close. But I was like, nah, let me just watch it and see what happens.

[Rory]

That third quarter was kind of ugly.

[Mal]

Listen, man, I will say this, man. Cause I tweeted that Steph Curry is top. Well, y'all know I've said that years ago, that Steph Curry, to me, is already a top five player of all time. But his performance the last two games of the Olympics, I think sets him apart. One being that this is his first Olympic tournament, and this is something that he felt like was one of the only things that was missing from his trophy case was a gold medal. So two years ago, he basically confirmed that he would be playing in 24. So to have this moment come, and honestly, you know, we could say what we want. There's a lot of great plays on that team. If Steph Curry's not on this team, I don't think they win gold. I don't care if you find more minutes for Tatum, find more minutes for. I don't care who else. There's nobody else on that US Team that was capable of shooting the ball and having a performance like that in clutch minutes other than Steph Curry.

[Damaris]

That final three minutes was some of the most beautiful just I'm him moment ever.

[Rory]

Inhuman.

[Damaris]

And I was at. I was in a busy bar. I was in Soho with a group of friends, and the. It felt like I've never. The bar was Just exploding. You would have thought the Knicks were like winning a championship. The whole block was just.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

I mean, we're Americans.

[Damaris]

Yeah. But it was. It was so exciting. And what a fun. Whoever roots for Golden State, man, what a fun time. I love rooting for Steph.

[Mal]

It was just.

[Damaris]

That was great.

[Mal]

It was special. It was special watching that. Only because, you know when you have somebody like LeBron and Kevin Durant on the floor, usually those are the two guys that are gonna have the ball and gonna take the shot down the stretch. But I think to see them, Jesus, kind of like, you know, give control to Steph in those moments and understand that, no, he's the guy that is gonna take the shots right now. Let him go. Let him do what he does. We're just here to set a screen and, you know, pass the ball. But on that last three, that step, that side step, three with two defenders on him, and, you know, you have the NBA's all time leading scorer and Olympic basketball, all time leading scorer wide open, and you still take that type of shot.

[Rory]

I don't think people on Twitter fully understood what you were trying to say when you posted that screenshot. And saying, this is the craziest basketball photo ever.

[Mal]

The photo of when Bamyama trying to block his shot is insane. I believe Steph will have that in his house. But for sure, that, that, that shot of him, you know, getting ready to pull with LeBron with his hands up and KD standing there wide open.

[Rory]

Wide open, both of them, yeah.

[Damaris]

Looking off. Katie.

[Mal]

They are not two better scorers in the world they're not two better scorers in the World than Kevin Durant and LeBron James.

[Rory]

And you're double teamed and you're double teamed and you can't really see the basket.

[Mal]

You can't see it's. You're falling. It's like you're fading away. That's a terrible shot for anybody other than Steph Curry. That is a. That is a shot that everybody will look at you if you miss and be like, yo, what the fuck are you doing?

[Rory]

Stupidest thing ever.

[Mal]

Like, you got LeBron and KD wide open. That was just one of, you know, iconic, iconic basketball moment. Iconic Olympic moment. Um, and it pretty much. They were up. They had a nice lead before that shot, but it still was kind of like, we not sure if they gonna close this yet. So that was a perfect ending to Steph Curry's Olympic. Olympic run. I doubt if he'll play in another one. Um, so, I mean, to leave on that Note is like, you know, the one year I went. This is what I did. We got the gold and it was. It's one of the greatest. Definitely one of the greatest games I think I've ever watched. Yeah.

[Damaris]

Do you think him and LeBron will get a year in together in the league?

[Mal]

I hope not. I hope not only because I just don't, you know, I don't want to see. I don't think Steph Curry will ever leave Golden State. And I don't at this point in LeBron's career. He's not leaving LA. Cause his son is there. We know that. But I don't want to see LeBron put on another jersey, like at this point in his career to see him and Steph like this. We saw them play. We saw them play at the Olympic level. We got it. We got a glimpse of it. It looked great. Two of the greatest to ever play the game. And yeah, it was fun. It was fun to watch Carmelo on the sidelines, Stephon Marbury, sha'carri Richardson. Just to see the support that the team had. It was definitely a moment that I think none of us will probably forget. It's one of the greatest Olympic moments ever. And it's good to see them get it done and seal the deal.

[Rory]

What do you think USA Basketball looks like in four years? Because I'm with you. This is the end of an era for sure. I don't even know if KD is going to end up being on the team in four years, something Katie has done.

[Mal]

I don't think he'll play again.

[Rory]

So what. What does that look like? I think the NBA is similar to when we have that Big three rapper conversation of like, there is the superstars under the Big three.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

What happens when these guys are done making music? What does the genre look like? I kind of feel that way for USA Basketball.

[Damaris]

I have.

[Rory]

Because the other superstars are all international.

[Damaris]

I have all my faith in Anthony Edwards.

[Rory]

I do, too. I love Anthony Edwards.

[Mal]

Well, Anthony Edwards will be there. Jason Tatum will be there in four years. I think they'll get it right and have Jaylen Brown there in four years.

[Rory]

But does that look like the last. Because what. We've won the last six gold medals in basketball. Like, look at all those teams.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

I don't think in four years it looks like the previous teams at all.

[Mal]

Not yet. I don't see the bonafide. I mean, it's hard to not have Tatum as a superstar at this point. I mean, he's got the ring you know, he's one of the best players in the league, but I think Tatum will have his chance to probably lead this team. Devin Booker will probably be there again in four years. But outside of, you know, Tatum and Booker and Anthony Edwards, I mean, Jalen Brown, I think, should definitely be on that team.

[Rory]

I just think the dominance might be over. That's all I'm saying.

[Mal]

The gap is closing. The gap is. The gap is closing. For sure. It's not going to be easy. It doesn't get any easier.

[Damaris]

Devin Booker's incredible. I trust him as well. But, yeah, I mean, that's the nature of the game.

[Mal]

Like, it changes.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

The rest of the world gets your.

[Damaris]

Legacy, and that's what these stages are for. Like, do something with it.

[Rory]

Staying on Olympics. Mo, I kind of have. I have a bone to pick with your. With your burrow.

[Mal]

Why is that?

[Rory]

How is there break dancing in the Olympics? And the Bronx does not come home with the goal. Like, what are y'all doing?

[Mal]

Yeah. I didn't even know that that was a real event. I thought that was just, like, some performance that they were having during, like, intermission. I didn't think this was real. This is like. This is an absolute. This is so disrespectful.

[Damaris]

Well, mind you, it's only one athlete that made it disrespectful.

[Julian]

Is that. Who is that person from.

[Rory]

So she's from Australia and the PhD in cultural movements. Yes. I didn't even know you could do.

[Damaris]

The story behind this is she basically tricked her government to send her compete in the Olympics, and she got a free vacation out of it with her husband.

[Rory]

That's hip hop to me.

[Damaris]

Which is fire. She finessed. I mean, and what's dope? Not only did you get a free trip to Paris, you also can now save for life that you're an Olympic athlete. She lost every round. Didn't score a point.

[Rory]

What movie is that?

[Julian]

But that is funny.

[Damaris]

She is an Olympic athlete. Hard.

[Julian]

Nah.

[Rory]

Never seen Crazy Legs do that.

[Damaris]

Wait, this is my favorite.

[Julian]

Nah, she look like Amara.

[Mal]

Yeah, this is.

[Damaris]

She moves like a toddler.

[Rory]

I don't. But I also don't think my daughter should be competing in the break dance Olympics.

[Mal]

Yeah, this was. This was disrespectful to the culture. I'm not gonna lie to you. This was very disrespectful and was. What was even more disrespectful is.

[Damaris]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Mal]

Yeah. Yeah. This is just. It's so dis.

[Damaris]

It's the pointing at the flag. Like you're about to do some wild.

[Mal]

Like, I'm doing this for the country. Yeah. Oh, bunny rabbit.

[Rory]

She got that move from Meek Mill.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Not for nothing, though. Like, this outside of an Olympic stage is kind of impressive.

[Mal]

No, it's not.

[Damaris]

Not that.

[Rory]

But, like, you could walk outside right now and see someone on Fentanyl doing the same thing. Julia.

[Mal]

Yeah, I could. You could. Taking the train. You see kids dancing. Why the train is moving way better than that. Like, yeah, this is. And the thing that I was really mad about is they announced that this won't be an event in LA in 2028.

[Rory]

Which I think I said, oh, so.

[Mal]

Y'All gonna wait till it comes here? Where break dancing was, was pretty much invented in America, and now we don't have this as a competition no more.

[Rory]

Yeah, I think that's wild because it is definitely a sport. And I like that it was actually getting its credit outside of a few of the athletes that performed. But I thought it was really cool that this became something. So. To take it off.

[Mal]

No, but it becoming an event is cool having those performers. We got to dig a little deeper. There's some. There's some better.

[Julian]

We got to dig a little.

[Mal]

Yeah, there's some better break dances than that out there. I can guarantee you that.

[Rory]

Does anyone follow Ice T on Twitter?

[Julian]

No, but I see him a lot.

[Rory]

His. His tweets over the weekend, talking about the breakdancing. Somebody tweeted iced tea. Break dancing is not a sport. They're not athletes. Which Ice T then replied, you're just mad that sucking dick isn't a sport.

[Julian]

Oh, my God.

[Rory]

So you couldn't compete this year?

[Damaris]

God damn.

[Julian]

Not as far.

[Rory]

And he used the guy's name in the tweet?

[Mal]

Yeah, yeah.

[Rory]

He said, brian, yours mad. Sucking dick is.

[Mal]

Yeah, yeah. You guys see, I got to learn. These old hip hop niggas, they at that age where they not about to play with y'all. They not going back and forth. I'm going to tell you straight up, nigga, what it is. Shut up.

[Rory]

Oh, I hope you didn't hear it.

[Damaris]

As Neil, Neil, Neil.

[Mal]

You're just mad because your sport eating dicks is not in the Olympics. We understand.

[Damaris]

We understand.

[Mal]

Saying we understand. It's crazy.

[Rory]

But I mean, yeah, outside of that embarrassment, cool that it got. Got his praise.

[Mal]

Well, shout out to all of the Olympic athletes. It was a great. A great, great Olympic run. Shout out to usa.

[Damaris]

We tied with China. Tied with China in the gold medal count.

[Mal]

We had the most we had the most medals.

[Julian]

We had the most.

[Mal]

But we tied with China for. For gold.

[Rory]

40 or 41.

[Damaris]

So we won 40.

[Julian]

So we won, basically.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Julian]

That'S not true, Julian. Gold is not the only one that matters.

[Damaris]

Kind of is.

[Mal]

It's not in basketball. It is.

[Rory]

That's sick.

[Mal]

Because that. That sports.

[Damaris]

It is.

[Mal]

Carmelo still don't know where he threw that bronze medal when they got the product. He said he threw that in the lake.

[Rory]

For basketball. Yes, I agree.

[Mal]

Oh, yeah. For basketball, it's gold enough.

[Rory]

But to say a silver and bronze does not matter.

[Mal]

Like.

[Rory]

Like, imagine if you were the number three greatest player in the NBA right now.

[Mal]

Yeah, it matters.

[Rory]

You're. You're amazing.

[Mal]

It matters. It's just USA Basketball. We should not be. And shout out to the women's team. That was a great game. They won by one.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Williams, her foot was on the line at the end. She shot a two instead of a three. But that. That was a great, great game as well. So shout out to the USA women's basketball team.

[Damaris]

Eighth straight gold, 60, first win in a row. Yeah, that team, they had. I mean, the men always have a lot in the line that women's team has, like, legacy and a lot more.

[Mal]

They absolutely can't lose. Yeah.

[Damaris]

They can't lose like that. That would be. It's all or nothing.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

With that team.

[Mal]

Shout out to the women's team. They also won gold as well.

[Rory]

More importantly, shout out to Noah Lyles. I believe he got rid of COVID in less than six hours.

[Mal]

Yeah, he was out partying.

[Rory]

What an athlete.

[Mal]

No one the fastest. Look how fast he got over Kobe.

[Rory]

In the words of Trump. Trump said he. The doctor said his body got rid of COVID better than anyone else that has ever had Covid.

[Mal]

Not better than miracle.

[Rory]

I think now he has some competition with.

[Mal]

No.

[Rory]

Lyle.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

No, because he was right next to Sean Dickerson partying.

[Mal]

I saw.

[Julian]

No, not Sean.

[Mal]

I saw Tyreek Hill challenge. No allows, I guess, to a race.

[Julian]

I didn't see that.

[Rory]

I didn't see that at all.

[Damaris]

But I mean, Tyreek's in a. If any.

[Rory]

No allows is winning that. But Tyreek Hill could.

[Mal]

Tyreek Hill is not fast enough.

[Damaris]

No, he's not. But I'm thinking if there is an NFL player that could even make sense, it would be Tyreek.

[Rory]

Yeah. First 60, first 60. Maybe.

[Damaris]

Maybe a 40, 40 time.

[Rory]

I think Tyreek Hill might beat. No allows. But that's. He just has more fast twitch muscles because he's a receiver.

[Damaris]

Did you Guys, see the comments he had. Well, the comments that went out about the Anthony Edwards, that he was invited to this Adidas event, and there were quotes from him saying, you want me to do what? You want to invite me to an event for a man who has not even been to the NBA finals in a sport that you don't even care about, and you're giving him a shoe? So this came out from people that invited him, all these. These quotes. And he said, no disrespect. It's a longer quote. And he responded and said, that's not true.

[Rory]

He said, there's a rumor going around.

[Damaris]

He said, there's a.

[Rory]

It was a direct quote.

[Damaris]

But they were. But there were quotes of his. So this was.

[Rory]

It's not a rumor if it was a direct quote.

[Damaris]

This was his response. There's a rumor going around that I did not go to the Anthony Edwards shoe release because he didn't deserve it. That is not the case. He definitely deserves his shoe. He's an amazing player. The problem was finding time based on my prior engagements. Congratulations on becoming an Olympic champion.

[Mal]

Oh, see, I respect that.

[Rory]

A world champion.

[Damaris]

I don't either, because that doesn't discredit the direct quotes that he said about the own. Own. Your words. He said those things.

[Rory]

Do we know that for a fact?

[Damaris]

But, I mean, these are quotes.

[Rory]

I'm trying to give him some bail. This was in a Time quote from.

[Damaris]

A Time magazine article. So when Lyles was negotiating an Adidas contract extension last year, the company says he threw him. He. He says threw him what? Thought was a bone. Adidas invited him to a shoe release for Anthony Edwards. And then a quote from the Adidas reps. You want me to do what? And then the quote continues, what I had previously read, and it goes on and on about him saying, like, you know, dismissing the event.

[Julian]

I think Noah's thing is Noah wants a shoe. And his. Basically, this didn't earn. This one. Didn't. He didn't earn a shoe. Like, I deserve a shoe. He didn't earn a shoe.

[Rory]

This is corny as. But I'm trying to think maybe he was in negotiations with Adidas and was trying to show his worth of. Look at the people that you're giving shoes to. I'm bigger in my sport than he is in his, which is crazy, because track athletes are never going to bring in the revenue that an average NBA player would bring in.

[Mal]

Well, Noah has his. He. I believe he has his own shoe now. Right, right.

[Damaris]

Noah doesn't have a signature shoe he ran this Olympic games in the Adidas Y3 spikes.

[Mal]

All right. I think he'll have a. A shoe. I think, I think Adidas would give him his own shoe.

[Rory]

It's kind of crazy that as someone that has been through so many track spikes, that that's not more of a thing between high school and college. The amount of shoes that they really could sell if you had a signature track shoe, shoe, I think is a.

[Damaris]

No brainer, but I don't think that's what he wants. He wants a, A train, like a sneaker. I don't think he wants a spike.

[Rory]

Okay.

[Damaris]

He wants like a everyday, but even with trainers.

[Mal]

His own, his own, you know, running shoe. But then they'll obviously make it spikes for him when he's competing. But he wants it to be kind of like a lifestyle shoe. I could see that.

[Rory]

But why not both? Why not package those together?

[Mal]

Yeah, like, kind of like what you wear to the track and then what.

[Rory]

You, what you warm up in. Yeah. Like, I mean, I still never understood why they didn't do that without signature shoes. Like, you're buying. I had like ASIC trainers and then I had Nike spikes. Why not just package the two and two together?

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Like, I could just buy a bundle of both of these because every meet I'm carrying both of them.

[Mal]

Yeah, but. And I mean, I get it. I understand y'all think that Noah's corny, but.

[Rory]

That was corny. But like, Anthony Edwards did nothing to you.

[Mal]

If that is a direct quote from him, but based on his tweet, he's, you know, he was respectful in his tweet, but based on, you know, the quote, that was a little, A little wild to just throw Anthony Edwards under there like that. But I think that the fact is Noah Lyles is an amazing athlete. He's an amazing Olympian and I do. He's obviously inspiring the next generation of runners as well. So I think he deserves his own signature shoe. And I'm sure Adidas will at some point get it done.

[Rory]

How nasty do you think that Olympic village is?

[Damaris]

Oh, God.

[Mal]

Not too crazy. Because a lot of families are there. Like a lot of. A lot of athletes have their families there. So it's, you know, I feel like.

[Rory]

A lot of athletes don't.

[Julian]

Don't have them then. They do. Yeah, they, especially staying in the village.

[Damaris]

Their career is their sport, their life is their sport.

[Rory]

Yeah, I think there's a lot of going on in those villages.

[Julian]

They said that though, as there should.

[Damaris]

Be, like, make the population as elite as Possible.

[Mal]

As athletic as possible.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Why is there Olympic Village babies?

[Damaris]

There have to be. Oh, they said because I watched the entire closing ceremony, this. The Paris Games were the. They didn't give a number, but they said the most proposals ever in Olympic history were over the course of these games.

[Rory]

Awesome.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Paris. I get it.

[Mal]

At the Eiffel. You wanted to propose at the iPhone.

[Rory]

Still never been to France.

[Mal]

RG3. That. That picture you took with your wife in that croissant is absolutely fucking crazy. And not because of the croissant. That fade is now. Who is his barber?

[Julian]

Yo.

[Mal]

What did you see that fade? It wasn't even a fade.

[Rory]

It's not a fade.

[Mal]

It was just like.

[Damaris]

It's like a line.

[Mal]

Yeah, it's like, just. You'll make from here down bald in, like, four braids up top. What is that?

[Julian]

I don't know. I feel like people be trying to get what other people got and don't know exactly what's. Oh, my God. Why is he sucking it?

[Damaris]

Nah. Yeah. I mean, I can't find the full photo, but this is the most important part.

[Rory]

Oh.

[Damaris]

I mean, no, because there's girls on the other end doing the same thing.

[Mal]

All right.

[Rory]

His wife. And respectfully, his wife isn't even doing what he's doing.

[Julian]

Yeah, yeah, he put it out.

[Mal]

He.

[Julian]

He really, like.

[Rory]

He's the eater of the relationship.

[Mal]

Antonio Brown got the wildest. The wildest tweet for this.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

Eyes being closed is wild.

[Mal]

Yo, Antonio. We don't check on Antonio.

[Rory]

We got a CTE spn, yo, is the craziest.

[Damaris]

What did he call him the week.

[Mal]

To check on Antonio Brown Weekly. Y'all don't get. We don't check in on him enough.

[Rory]

His tweet. We don't check on him or Tyrese enough.

[Mal]

Yeah, like Tyrese and. And Antonio Brown. Those are the two guys we need to check on weekly. We just need to tweet them, send them some, you know, love and energy, cuz. Yo, ab, just be home. And he don't give a. I thought. I don't give a. He don't give a flying. They might have deleted it. Like, they might have deleted that from his account. Like, there's no way that tweet is still up there.

[Rory]

All right, man, I did not know that was the tweet.

[Mal]

He don't care. Antonio Brown don't give a man.

[Rory]

Doesn't shock me. But, no, I did not know that that was the tweet we were looking for.

[Julian]

If you guys are talk. If you want to know what we're talking about. Antonio Brown called this man.

[Mal]

They've seen it.

[Julian]

A slur of the day.

[Mal]

They've seen it.

[Julian]

That indicates gayness.

[Mal]

Just pray for Antonio Brown every day. That's all. Just send him some love.

[Damaris]

But Maul calls me important people.

[Mal]

Just pray for you know what I mean?

[Julian]

Who that.

[Rory]

But like also. Are you all right?

[Julian]

No. What's his name?

[Mal]

His name is Tyrese Halliburton.

[Damaris]

So I pulled up Tyrese Halliburton.

[Rory]

90 something days. Relax.

[Mal]

Who had probably happened after 90 something days.

[Damaris]

Who had probably one of the best replies after winning gold? Because he played probably about what, five minutes in this whole tournament. And he tweeted a photo with him in his medal saying when you ain't done nothing on the group project but still get an A fire. And then this video went out of him celebrating the Olympics. And it's just a bunch of snow bunnies and avalanche pouring out of a sprinter.

[Rory]

I mean. Is that shocking to you?

[Damaris]

And Tyrese just jumps out. Out the back.

[Rory]

Wait. Tyrese is in this van?

[Damaris]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Julian]

Halliburton. Not.

[Damaris]

Oh, no. Halliburton. Yeah.

[Julian]

Yo.

[Damaris]

Look at that.

[Mal]

Tyrese would get. But Tyrese will be somebody that gets out of that vehicle. Though.

[Rory]

Nothing shocks me anymore. I thought maybe the Fast family was in Paris. And then he took. Took a Learjet to go do that national anthem.

[Mal]

Why not?

[Rory]

Because he was inspired by all the great Olympic events that he saw.

[Mal]

That's hilarious.

[Rory]

Yo. Damaris sent me a video of Tyrese singing the national anthem dressed as Marvin Gaye. And I don't even want to take this segment to laugh at him. I think we should stop laughing at Tyrese and someone should really check to see if he's okay there. Like we should stop clowning Tyrese as great of a social media meme. He's become with everything. Is he okay?

[Damaris]

You want a taste of this? Pause.

[Rory]

Yo.

[Julian]

The. Yo.

[Mal]

All right. Pause it real quick. Why does Tyrese have on a wig?

[Rory]

It's definitely a fake beard.

[Mal]

It's definitely a fake beard.

[Rory]

You don't hear. Okay. So you don't hear the Marvin Gay drums.

[Damaris]

They try to mar drums.

[Mal]

Yes. I get it. But so is that what he's trying to do? Is he trying to.

[Julian]

He's trying to be Marvin Gay. Martin Gay Cosplay.

[Damaris]

That fake beard is crazy. Can you imagine? But not.

[Rory]

Does anyone have Tyrese's number So we can make sure? Because I respect Tyrese. I think he's incredible. Great talent. Is he fucking okay?

[Mal]

Yo.

[Damaris]

But he's not, like, wearing that and, like, trying it around the fellows be like, how does it look? What do you guys think? He wore that and then jumped on TV.

[Mal]

Yo, man.

[Rory]

@ a preseason football game.

[Damaris]

He's in front of a stadium.

[Mal]

Yo, bro, listen, man, I'm just trying to understand, like, thick ass sideburn, what the fuck is happening?

[Rory]

The amount of opportunities RG3 had to not post that photo is the same amount of opportunities. Somebody in the NFL could have said no to Tyrese when he said, I think I want to put drums like Marvin. Marvin Gay drums on the national anthem and come out dressed as him. That had to go through at least 30 people, and they had to do rehearsals. Somebody could have said, yo, are you okay?

[Mal]

Yeah, this. That's just not. Yo, I. I'll be in the house, man. I don't know what is into.

[Julian]

I don't know what is into.

[Mal]

I don't know what they be doing in a spare time.

[Rory]

Can you go back to the video and play it?

[Damaris]

Yep.

[Rory]

Well, not the croissant. Start from the beginning.

[Mal]

Somebody said, and it was 90 degrees.

[Rory]

What pocket is he even trying to find?

[Mal]

Oh.

[Julian]

Can you see?

[Mal]

But we didn't need. You could have just did. You could have just did that rendition. You didn't need, like, the. The wig and the beard. Yeah, like, that's you. I mean, like, I just don't understand why he. The cos. What was the cosplay about smiling?

[Damaris]

I would have been laughing so hard.

[Rory]

The guy playing the bongos never said during rehearsal, like, you're not on the two or the four. You're on, like, a seven and a half at this point where. What are you trying to do right now?

[Damaris]

Well, it is the preseason, so, you know, they're trying new things.

[Rory]

I'm not big on the national anthem. I don't really give a. This is the first time I feel like America's actually been disrespected at a football game during the national anthem. As a patriot, I feel like this is disrespectful.

[Mal]

Yeah, this is. Yo, Tyrese, man, we love you, man. We think that you, you know, hell of an actor, hell of an artist, but you didn't. You didn't need to go full Marvin.

[Rory]

I think, like, off principle.

[Mal]

I get.

[Rory]

I get what the Marvin Gaye estate did with. With Robin Thicke and everyone that samples. Take him down.

[Mal]

Yeah, y'all need to. Yeah, he's doing.

[Rory]

Please, please send a cnd.

[Damaris]

Take that beer.

[Rory]

Take him for everything he had.

[Damaris]

Big.

[Mal]

Take all of that shit.

[Julian]

Find that shirt at.

[Mal]

Yo, yo, Tyrese. Yo. But you know what, though? There's a level of respect you got to have for a nigga that's willing to do that, though.

[Rory]

Please explain.

[Mal]

Like, you gotta. Because somebody that's willing to go like that far, like, all the way like that, you gotta be like, yo, listen, it's crazy, but, like, the fact that he's willing to do that, you gotta respect that a little bit. I would never do no shit like that. But, I mean, I get it that he's trying to. He's reenacting Marvin. He's an actor.

[Julian]

You respect audacity.

[Mal]

Now, now, hold on. Will it all. Will it all make sense if we find out that he's playing Marvin Gaye in a Marvin Gaye movie?

[Damaris]

No.

[Julian]

If this was the audition, baby, he ain't getting a call back.

[Damaris]

He could have been casted after this. Yeah, it's true.

[Mal]

I'm just saying.

[Rory]

All right, what if Jamie Foxx, while he was preparing for Ray Stop, went to a Rams game, put on some glasses, and sung the National Anthem as Ray Charles? Would you say it all makes sense now?

[Mal]

It makes. It's like. Okay, like, he's. He's. It's weird. It's not. This is not the set. But we at the game just keep.

[Rory]

He's a method actor.

[Mal]

Yeah. Like, we ain't have to. You ain't have to come to the Rams game like that. But, I mean.

[Rory]

I mean, you asked me to do it. I'm in character now.

[Mal]

Yeah. Like, listen, I get it, man. I get it.

[Rory]

I hope Tyrese is not playing Marvin Gaye.

[Mal]

Why?

[Rory]

I would have been okay with it before seeing this National Anthem.

[Mal]

This might have ruined.

[Rory]

I don't think he's really going deep into the role at this point.

[Mal]

Yeah, listen, man, thank you for that, Tyrese, but don't ever do that again.

[Rory]

I mean, maybe they were. Maybe it's a deeper meaning with all the CTE that is in the NFL that they wanted the performers to also have some traits that may be involved, and maybe they're trying to bring awareness to what head injuries can do.

[Julian]

You ate that, y'all.

[Mal]

All right, Rory.

[Rory]

Did you guys see that Will Smith movie?

[Julian]

Which one?

[Mal]

Which one?

[Rory]

About the cte.

[Mal]

Shoot it.

[Damaris]

Concussion.

[Mal]

Concussion.

[Damaris]

I never watched it.

[Mal]

It was a good movie.

[Julian]

Don't. On Will.

[Rory]

I'm not.

[Mal]

No, you can't. There's nobody can't.

[Rory]

It's a good. It's a good movie.

[Mal]

It's just his accent.

[Rory]

Tough to get through that accent.

[Mal]

Yeah. I get it.

[Rory]

And even if that guy sounded exactly like that, it's just watching.

[Damaris]

Isn't he playing a South African or what's the accent?

[Mal]

I believe so.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Yeah, I believe so.

[Rory]

It's just. It's tough to take serious when it is a very serious movie, just because.

[Mal]

It'S like, that's Will. You like Will, what you doing, man?

[Rory]

What's going on here?

[Mal]

What you doing, man? How much they paid you? I get.

[Rory]

Is kind of crazy, though, that Tyrese. I never thought it'd be possible to top the worst national anthem of the year, but Tyrese did it in about three weeks. Who was that girl at the Home Run Derby? I don't think we ever talked about that.

[Damaris]

That.

[Rory]

No, please pull up Home Run Derby.

[Damaris]

Oh, I forgot about.

[Rory]

I thought that by far, first ballot, hall of fame, worst national anthem. How on earth did Tyrese find a way to top that?

[Damaris]

She said after this that she was checking herself into rehab, right?

[Rory]

Yes. That's how bad she did. She did that and then the next day tweeted, I'm an alcoholic. Lol.

[Mal]

Ingred Andres.

[Damaris]

This was so bad. She admitted she has alcohol syndrome.

[Mal]

Like.

[Julian]

You see his face.

[Rory]

This is at the Home Run Derby.

[Mal]

Yes, this America, not the firework. Nothing says America like alcoholism.

[Rory]

I feel like the pyro guys should have been like, all right, we'll just save. Save these fireworks for next week.

[Mal]

Oh, she's hungover.

[Damaris]

She's drunk.

[Mal]

Yeah, she's hungover.

[Rory]

That's not alcohol. That has to be a drug. For real. The ending is the best because she tripled down on how bad she was doing.

[Damaris]

You gotta commit at that point.

[Rory]

She committed to the run.

[Mal]

You know what I'm saying? Oh, damn. What key is that? They clap for that. So, you know, people are just programmed. Yo, why would you clap for that?

[Damaris]

Just reminded me, cuz Rory sended me when I was on my way here. Post Malone's comments about, like, falling into alcohol and becoming an alcoholic after people said he was a culture vulture.

[Julian]

Oh, Jesus, please.

[Rory]

Yeah, I need to see this direct quote, because Julian was telling me about this before we were recording.

[Mal]

He said he. He became an alcoholic because people.

[Damaris]

He said he drank to deal with the culture vulture comments. When people. Remember when that was a big deal a while ago, he said he just kind of fell into drinking even more.

[Mal]

Post. Let me. Let me slow. Post. You're talented. You're a fucking rock star. You're one of the few people that I want to see perform live. You don't start drinking because somebody called you a culture. Culture. You already drinking.

[Rory]

He needs to read the hooligan book.

[Mal]

You was already drinking.

[Damaris]

Yeah, here's the quote. It sucked. I was a kid. And then he continued. He said, it sucks.

[Rory]

I was a kid.

[Damaris]

I took drinking as a form of self medication to deal with the stress. It's not hard to, like, take it personal.

[Julian]

It's hard not.

[Damaris]

It's hard not to take it personal.

[Rory]

Oh. I mean, if this is what we're doing, then, yes. That's why I drink too. I get called a culture motion. If this is what we're doing now, like, amen.

[Mal]

They've called me up. They've called me gay. They've called me all kind of.

[Rory]

Well, that was my mom.

[Mal]

Well, yeah.

[Julian]

Gay dick eater. What else they call Mom Glazer.

[Mal]

All kind of shit. I ain't. Ain't never dropped me to the bottle. I ain't say, you know what? Today is the day this whole bottle of vodka going.

[Damaris]

Yeah, but you're not a drinker to begin with.

[Julian]

Like, you smoke the stress away.

[Damaris]

No, you blow your stress away. Pause.

[Mal]

I smoke strictly just because I enjoy smoking. I don't smoke it because I eat too.

[Rory]

You smoke because you love the heart, part six, and it's just driven you to, like, depression.

[Julian]

Damn.

[Mal]

So listen, man, I'm not laughing at addiction or nothing like that. I'm laughing at trying to blame your addiction on somebody calling you a culture vulture. Like, come on, man, that's.

[Damaris]

I think you can.

[Rory]

Somebody that's still deep in their addiction, if that's. They're grabbing.

[Mal]

Yeah. For that.

[Damaris]

I think you can be a drinker and use drinking as your, like, crutch and. And fix for when you're going through something hard. But to say that that's why you. To Rory's point, you're just ignoring. You drink, bro. That's your thing. Yeah, don't say I start like, this became a thing after you guys call me that. No, you've always been a drinker. Like, I.

[Rory]

Someone just happened to call you a culture vulture that day.

[Damaris]

Yeah, like, I've had rough days. Or like you was drunk when you heard that.

[Mal]

Culture vulture.

[Damaris]

That's what I'm saying. Like, you were. Yeah, you were. You were hungover before that clip even came out.

[Mal]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Post. We fuck with you, man, but don't. Come on, man. Don't, don't. Don't blame it on the culture vulture shit. Don't do that. We understand you having a problem. You have an addiction. It's like most people do. I mean, it's.

[Rory]

That's kind of some culture vulture shit. Why are you blaming the culture? Because you're drunk?

[Mal]

Well, being drunk is part of the culture.

[Rory]

That is true.

[Mal]

We want to get down to the nitty gritties.

[Rory]

That's American culture, though.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Rory]

I mean, that's why you get great National Anthem America.

[Damaris]

He's got a Bud sponsorship.

[Mal]

Of course he does.

[Damaris]

That's how they solved his issue. They gave him more. They gave him free beer or.

[Mal]

Beer, yeah, yeah. You gotta run into your problem.

[Damaris]

He's healed now. He drinks on his terms.

[Mal]

Run to your problems, not from. There you go. All right. Rory, you was right about this. 100 gigs. Well, we were both right. We said it would be released on DSPs at some point, but now there's a thing saying that he may have been forced to by Universal, which I still am on the side. Like, I don't believe Drake is forced to do anything by Universal. I think Drake does what he wants to do. I think that Universal has conversations to say, hey, can we bundle this and put it on dsps? But I don't think they're forcing Drake to put anything on the other.

[Rory]

I mean, I just think it's in the contract.

[Mal]

Yeah, I don't think so, man.

[Damaris]

You get.

[Rory]

He has a licensing agreement, like, in perpetuity with Universal.

[Damaris]

Yeah. No. No one pays you $400 million and expects you to move on your own terms.

[Rory]

And by the way, I think they underpaid them.

[Damaris]

But that's just my. The argument could be made on that part. But, like, to your point, Rory, like, you don't get that amount of money and are in the captain's chair. You do what the. They want on. What are you laughing at?

[Rory]

What do we. Miss Peach?

[Julian]

Sorry. Me and Peach have our own thing going on. Pay me no mind.

[Rory]

Was it on camera?

[Julian]

Yeah, I. I didn't know I was on camera. And then I'd look over at Peach giggling at the monitor.

[Rory]

Are you okay?

[Damaris]

Check it out. YouTube.

[Julian]

Anyway, I'm. I'm so sorry to.

[Rory]

I don't think it was the songs that really pissed off Universal. I really think it was the footage of the amount of stuff that he put in there, the. That they could have utilized that they didn't. That's where I think the real. Hey, look at your contract conversation came because you didn't tell us about any of this. And the deals we have as far as streaming services that are not music, I. E. Netflix, Amazon prime, all of that. That they are in cahoots with. You just gave all this footage away. The is wrong with you.

[Mal]

Yeah, but I. I don't. I just think the rules are different for him, man. I think we've never seen nobody with a contract like his in music. I don't think that he's. They. They're making him do anything. I think that they see something like that, like, yo, can we get this on dsps? But I don't think it's. Yo, you have to put that on dick because of your contract. I don't think it's that at all.

[Julian]

Do we care if it streams well, if it performs well?

[Rory]

I mean, it still performed fine, but I think it was the lowest streamed Drake song in like, history or something. It was the first. First song that didn't hit a million streams on the first day or something for Drake. But I don't know. Those are stats. I don't really give a.

[Mal]

About.

[Rory]

That's just to continue the narrative that it's over for Drake. So I don't pay much attention to that stuff. Like, and it was out for three days already. Like, no one was running to streaming to run those numbers up. So I don't know.

[Julian]

Did you run it up? Did you play it?

[Rory]

I said I wasn't a huge fan of the three songs when 100 gigs came out. I thought it was a great move. They just. Those songs really aren't for me.

[Mal]

What does that say, Julian? The top. This Drake's. Drake's It's UP was streamed 2.1 million, 2.01 million times in its opening day on Spotify. It was the top new hip hop debut of the weekend alongside his own Blue, Green, Red. Listen, man, I mean, obviously his. His impact and his reach and his audience is as big and as Paul, as wide as anybody we've ever seen. So I just think this type of shit is like you said it was out. People are not running to it like that. We've heard it for a few days, But I mean, 2 million streams in a. In a day, still pretty good.

[Rory]

Hmm. I don't really care.

[Julian]

Did you stream Lotto? Did y'all stream Lotto? Did y'all support female rap?

[Damaris]

Oh, wait, one more. One more. Drake point. He officially moved to Texas. Thoughts? Tax evasion. What's the deal?

[Mal]

Yeah, buy a ranch. Get some. Get some. Get some cattle on there.

[Damaris]

Yeah, you can write off the property.

[Mal]

Yeah, let's start. Start saving some of my own money. Yeah, absolutely.

[Damaris]

Do you think it's sick that he purposefully Included his address and his height.

[Rory]

Wait, he included it?

[Damaris]

Well, I'm just saying you can see what he did here. It's. It's quite an obvious crop that.

[Rory]

He tried to explain this to me better. Julian.

[Mal]

Crop it out?

[Damaris]

No, like that. He purposely didn't crop it out. Like, Drake is one of those guys where everyone knows is his address, right?

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

So including the Toronto property. So for this, I'm assuming everyone knows where his property is in Texas as well. So at that point, it's like, why even hide my address?

[Julian]

You're really doing a deep dive.

[Rory]

Yeah, this is. I think you're kind of overthinking this one.

[Damaris]

Look at Drake. You think?

[Rory]

I think he may just someone that.

[Damaris]

Doesn'T go over every little detail meticulously with everything.

[Mal]

He does see his address, but you.

[Damaris]

Can make out what it is. Like.

[Mal]

No, you can sit there and try to make.

[Rory]

When they posted all the photos of that ranch in the article, I think the address was in there.

[Mal]

Yeah. It's not hard to find Drake's residence, his ranch in Texas. It's not. That's a pretty Googleable thing.

[Rory]

But what is the height thing you're trying to get at?

[Damaris]

It's a six.

[Mal]

Yo. So.

[Damaris]

No, not that it's like a six. Like. Oh, my God. Six. God. I'm just saying that he's letting. He's reminding people that he's over six feet.

[Julian]

Be Julian.

[Damaris]

I'm just. Look.

[Mal]

Hey, y'all. Because y'all called me a glazer when I said that that song was better than.

[Damaris]

I don't think it's a cool thing.

[Mal]

That's crazy. We died, man. It. Man, it is what it is, man. Let y'all do y'all thing.

[Julian]

Rory's turning red.

[Rory]

It's just a wild observation.

[Damaris]

Just pay attention. Producing.

[Mal]

No, that's way too much attention to detail. Yeah, like, that was a little crazy. That I understand, by the way.

[Rory]

Now it's up to mystery, cuz. Six foot. What? Because he didn't put the rest? Like, now I'm wondering, is he 62 or 63?

[Damaris]

The best lie that I've heard about height in a record is when Travis Scott said 6:1 on the money. What do you say? 92. Travis Scott's like 5:8.

[Julian]

It's like Travis Scott is next to him. He's not 5 8. He's taller.

[Damaris]

He's definitely not 6ft.

[Mal]

Oh, my God.

[Rory]

Wait, Travis has a bar where he says he's 6ft.

[Damaris]

He says he's 6 1.

[Julian]

If he's but if he's staying out his money, he's 9:2.

[Damaris]

What's that says Easy. Isn't that the. What's that song?

[Rory]

There's just so much other. Better to lie about.

[Damaris]

Sorry. The London. That's the hook. That's the hook of the song.

[Mal]

Yo, man, y'all, I think it's 5.

[Damaris]

9 on a good day.

[Rory]

But Travis Scott's also the same one that. That followed up with Drake verse saying, y'all scared of the six. They're like. They're scared of the five, too.

[Damaris]

Yeah, he's the Drake.

[Rory]

But what about. They're scared of my area code.

[Mal]

Yo, man.

[Rory]

Anyway.

[Mal]

Yo, do we have voicemails?

[Rory]

No, there's still other. We got.

[Julian]

I tried to bring up Lotto's album, but.

[Mal]

Oh, my bad, baby.

[Julian]

Being six foot and living in Texas was so important.

[Mal]

My bad Baby D. A Lotto's album. Baby D. How did you like. Like it?

[Rory]

Oh, man.

[Mal]

Cuz, I'll admit I haven't. I've been listening to. Listening to Larry June, Benny the Butcher and somebody else dropped, I think, this week, and I was listening to. I didn't get to.

[Julian]

So you didn't get to support female rap.

[Mal]

I didn't hear yet. I'm Be honest.

[Julian]

Female rappers to drop your album.

[Mal]

I. With Lotto, though, I think. I think she's dope, but I haven't. I haven't listened to the album yet.

[Rory]

You hate women, is what you're saying.

[Mal]

No, I love women.

[Julian]

That's what I gather from.

[Mal]

I'm not gay.

[Rory]

Pretty much.

[Mal]

She. Look, how was. How was the album? Album.

[Julian]

The album is absolutely phenomenal.

[Mal]

Really?

[Julian]

It's really. Really. And I. The crazy.

[Mal]

Phenomenal is a. That's a big.

[Julian]

I didn't run to it. I didn't run to it because I wasn't.

[Rory]

Because you were with Ice Spice.

[Julian]

Shut up. I didn't. That's funny. I didn't run to it because it was. I. I knew it was going to be, you know, I knew I would get to it eventually, but when I finally, like, heard it, because I heard about some of the features that were on it. Like, for example, she has a Coco Jones feature. She has a Mariah Scientist feature. She has a Sierra feature.

[Mal]

She kept it girly.

[Julian]

She kept a touchdown feature.

[Rory]

Oh, Tizo went crazy on that.

[Julian]

So Tizo's song with Lotto, like, Rory, like. No, not Rory Mall. No Exaggeration has become one of my favorite songs of the past couple years.

[Mal]

Really?

[Julian]

Maybe just because it speaks to me so much. Because I previously was in a relationship with an insecure nigga, and that's what it's about. But it's such a tone. He's all went crazy. Rory agrees.

[Rory]

Pull up the lyrics. It speaks to me as well, which is an interesting callback because I think the first line of his verse is, why do I even have your location if it doesn't?

[Julian]

It was a metaphor. He said, what's the point of us both sharing our locations when it's obvious that me and you in different spaces?

[Rory]

That's how I felt in the East Village on Saturday night. Tizo was telling my story.

[Damaris]

I give you my 50, I get 25. Don't you know forever is a very long time?

[Rory]

Very long.

[Damaris]

I'm waiting for whenever you decide to reply, I'm hearing stories about you that I hope are all lies. I think it's time for us to have that convers.

[Mal]

Mm.

[Rory]

It's rough when you hear about those stories. Hope they're lies and they don't be lies. Nothing but the truth.

[Mal]

Yeah, I think it's time for us to.

[Damaris]

Where should we start?

[Julian]

No, go down. It's from. Scroll down. It's from when he said, remember when I went through your phone and I didn't find nothing wrong? I feel like ever since then, me and you ain't been friends.

[Damaris]

Wait, what?

[Rory]

He. All right. R. Kelly is an absolute piece of shit. Fuck R. Kelly. But I'm gonna make the point this. He went on some Kel shit on the second part of his verse. Verse, it was like R. Kelly. He spazzed on this. He tapped. He tapped into the whole R. Kelly cadence, which is great because we can't listen to R. Kelly anymore. So, Tizo, if you want to keep doing.

[Mal]

Now I gotta go now. I gotta lock in with Lotto's album, man.

[Julian]

Yeah, I just. I just recently made a real where I was talking about, like, Lotto, the second half of her album. She did what we've been begging sing, I mean, begging rappers to do, which is to let actual singers sing the hooks so that they sound good. Like, I know y'all make y'all sing y'all own hooks and auto tune. Y'all don't gotta split with nobody. I get it. But the song quality is just so much better when you have actual R and B singers singing the hooks. She also got into a lot of shit about, like, a lot of her album was about being in love. We all know Lotto was in a relationship. We can all guess with who it's.

[Damaris]

With, but who Is she in a relationship with.

[Julian]

We can all guess, but no.

[Damaris]

But who is it? Cause they know it's, like, a thing.

[Julian]

It's rumors that it's 21 savage. We don't know. They've never confirmed that.

[Mal]

That.

[Julian]

But she raps so much about being in love and having, like, a supportive partner and being in a healthy relationship. Like, I love rap, love music, so that shit is dope.

[Rory]

You think 21 needs to reply?

[Damaris]

No Slot walk.

[Julian]

Shut up.

[Rory]

I don't think they were in a relationship. I really think that was, like, a. A media thing.

[Damaris]

If I'm 21, I'm like, yeah, that's.

[Julian]

Like, a big thing. You really think that's, like, a big thing that they've been in a relationship that they're still in with one? I mean, it's not.

[Rory]

I don't really. I don't care. Yeah.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Julian]

I don't care. But the music is amazing. It was nice hearing music that wasn't about that. That. That. That she was more like, I love this. I love this. I love this.

[Rory]

So I like the. The Sierra record. Me and Damaris were talking off mic. Like, it's obvious. Like, I can clearly see that they were in the studio and tried to remake, like, a mid 2000 Sierra record. But it's dope. I think it's great. Coco Jones, again is great. The outro, Shout out to Me, was the first record I heard on the album, which I think she smoked. It's one of those, like, female rap records that I think guys could drive in their car and listen to and not feel weird. Ebro just kind of went, like, a little too far in interviewing her about that song. I just feel like there's certain words we should just. Just kind of keep to ourselves as media personalities when we're interviewing someone. I like the Lotto Project. But to compare her to Hov.

[Julian]

He did not compare her to home.

[Damaris]

Is this the question? Should I play this clip just so we have more context?

[Mal]

Yeah, because I don't. What is wrong?

[Julian]

He didn't compare.

[Damaris]

That's what he said to me earlier. And I said, there's no way he did that.

[Julian]

Shout out to me. Shout out to me.

[Mal]

That record is very. Dare I say, Jay Zs Hov esque. From the sample to your rhyme stylings to how personal it is.

[Julian]

You could pause it.

[Mal]

First of all, talk about.

[Damaris]

All right, you're bugging.

[Rory]

How am I bugging?

[Damaris]

That's not comparing her to.

[Rory]

But I think as responsible media personalities, we shouldn't even put that on Artists. Because Lotto's project is great and the song they're talking about is Fire. Fire. It's actually more of a Drake song than it's a whole song. But why can't we just keep certain words to ourselves when it comes to this? It's not Hovisque. Well, it's not.

[Mal]

But people do things like this so that things like this happen, so that other platforms react. They'll go and listen to the whole.

[Julian]

So you're saying that Ebro is clickbaiting?

[Mal]

I mean, yeah.

[Damaris]

Damn, you got Rory.

[Mal]

Come on, man.

[Rory]

You know, I don't know if it's clickbait.

[Mal]

You know, certain things to throw out there. We are programmed to say certain things in interviews that we know is going to get picked up and get. And get traction.

[Rory]

Okay, but why compare a Lotto song to this? Is this feels like Jay Z to me.

[Mal]

Because it's gonna do exactly what we're doing now. People are gonna. He couldn't say, oh, we. That song felt Larry June esque. Nobody ain't gonna. Who gonna pick that up if he says Jay Z niggas like, oh, he tripping. This nigga bugging.

[Julian]

So I don't think that that's why he did it. I think he believed what he was saying, but I think he just, just. I get why he said that. I just think that he's wrong. I think he.

[Mal]

He's not comparing her to Jay.

[Julian]

I know.

[Mal]

I think the vibe and energy of.

[Julian]

The record and I don't think the vibe of the energy of the record really gives Jay. I can see why he said that, but I think it gives more Drake.

[Mal]

Well, if you said you can see why he said that, then how does he, bro?

[Rory]

Ebro played Dead Presidents two on the radio. Don't ever say this is Hova esque to anyone.

[Damaris]

What does that have to do with anything?

[Rory]

Why even bring that adjective into what.

[Mal]

Record is that he's talking about?

[Damaris]

This is called Shout out to me.

[Rory]

Awesome song. Really, really good.

[Mal]

I gotta listen to it. Cause Ebro is one of the few people that I respect same his opinion on music and, you know, things like that. So I just want to hear what maybe he may have been hearing, but he wasn't. He was not comparing Lotto to Jay Z. He's saying that just the vibe of that record felt very. I felt that vibe before on the record. And I think it's Jay Zsque. I think that's what he was trying.

[Julian]

To say, you know, you can't say nothing about HOV without Rory, like there's no hov. No hov.

[Rory]

That is very true.

[Julian]

Only hov. Like that.

[Mal]

There's only one hov. But I just want to hear the record so I can kind of try to understand more what Ebro was saying.

[Rory]

You've heard the song Damaris. What do you think he was trying to say?

[Damaris]

He said it. He explained it.

[Julian]

He said he explained it.

[Rory]

I get HOV doesn't rap on those samples at all. She has a Drake flow in the entire song. Nothing about that is Jay Z.

[Julian]

He said it was like personal. It was like telling a story. I just think he used the wrong artist and.

[Rory]

And you don't think.

[Julian]

I think what he was trying to.

[Rory]

Keep us all accountable. I've said on the mic before, especially in front of guests.

[Julian]

I think what he was trying to say was that it was very mature. That's. That's what I think he meant by that. And she wasn't talking about bullshit. It was very personal, but in a mature way where areas sometimes Drake can. Very personal, but it's not very mature. He's kind of talking about like childish that you do in your 30s and your 20s. But that's not exactly what she was talking about. It's a song that kind of shows her maturity and her growth throughout her rap career. And I think that's why it got a whole comparison. This is. I'm not speaking for Ebro, but this is only what I can assume from hearing the record.

[Rory]

Okay. There's certain things we should just leave alone.

[Damaris]

Would you rather have this?

[Julian]

So you don't think anybody has ever had a whole esque record just because you don't feel like they're on his level? Like he. They may not be as good of a rapper as Jason Young.

[Rory]

Chris.

[Damaris]

Roy. Would you rather this Apple interview with Ebro or would you rather have done the Apple interview with your boy Zane Low?

[Rory]

EO for sure. I think EO's a incredible interviewer. I actually think he doesn't get the credit he deserves as far as being an interviewer. I'm just saying we all need to be accountable as media people and we need to stop using certain phrases when it comes to talking about music. We all complain that no real music conversations are having now. We just are throwing hove on people.

[Mal]

But that's not what he was doing though. He didn't over her. He just said it's very Jay Z esque. Like that style, that vibe, that energy, that sound.

[Rory]

Rapping about your life is Jay Zs.

[Mal]

I mean, maybe to Ebro Maybe he feels like the music. Music example. Maybe, you know, maybe that brought him back to Blueprint one a little bit. That's all. Okay. I haven't heard this song, so I can't really.

[Damaris]

This is why I hate. But this.

[Julian]

He is a hater. But this is why I don't like.

[Rory]

How am I hating? I love the lotto song.

[Julian]

This is why I don't like when people say comments like that, even if it's what you believe. Because you're setting her up to be critiqued by people who aren't aware of what the point that you were trying to make. Because now Rory has to come out and say, she ain't no Jay. Like, we don't. We know that. That's. That that wasn't the purpose and what he was saying. But you're inviting that type of energy.

[Rory]

My conversation is more about us.

[Damaris]

I agree.

[Rory]

As personality, whatever. A lot of is great. I think on these microphones, we need to just stop using certain comparisons in words.

[Mal]

I got it.

[Rory]

That's all.

[Mal]

Okay, listen.

[Rory]

It doesn't have to be a whole thing. If you said, it's giving me Nas. No, it's not.

[Mal]

Okay.

[Julian]

How are you gonna tell him what the Is giving him? How you gonna tell him what it's giving him? It's giving him that.

[Mal]

See, that's what the colonizers try to do, baby. Did they try to come try to.

[Damaris]

Tell the black man how he should.

[Rory]

Feel, how he should.

[Mal]

How he should hear?

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Not only how we feel, how we hear.

[Rory]

Ebro was giving me Charlemagne on that interview.

[Mal]

See, See? See, now you ready to start some? See, now you try to start some.

[Rory]

Yes. And maybe I am dragging this entire thing.

[Mal]

I just.

[Rory]

I don't know. Certain.

[Mal]

It's okay.

[Rory]

Certain comparisons are just odd to me, that's all.

[Mal]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna listen to the Latto album only because Baby D sold me on it, and she made it sound like it's one of the best female rap albums in the last however many years.

[Julian]

I think it was one of the best rap albums of this year.

[Mal]

You think it's better than Doja's album? Cause I still listen to that album.

[Julian]

I think it's more for me than Doja's album, really. I think Doja raps a little bit more complicated than Latto, but I think Latto makes better. Some lotto, makes really good songs. The songs that she has on there, the features that she chose. Like I was telling Rory, even with the Tizo thing, she let Tizo Go crazy. And that sounds like it could be a Tizo song by itself. And I. When you give people that freedom, your music comes out better. So it's all. You know.

[Rory]

I've seen Interview J. Cole and didn't say you were hovas.

[Mal]

Oh, my God, do we have voicemails?

[Damaris]

Julian, I bet you as soon as we stop recording, he's still gonna go off.

[Mal]

Of course he is. You've got mail.

[Damaris]

Yes, we do. Reminder.

[Rory]

Fine. I'll go back to my hooligan book.

[Damaris]

All Tears on Patreon. Have access to voicemails. This one's fun because I mentioned it right before we started recording. I watched that instigators film that he mentioned last week, the Matt Damon Jack Harlow, in case they afflag film that's on Apple tv. It's pretty good. I don't want to spoil it because it just came out. Everyone should check it out.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

But then I listened to this voicemail, and it reminded me because it's about us creating a movie. Be so.

[Mal]

All right, what's up, gang? Quick little question for y'all. Little fun. So let's say Rory and Damaris are in a movie together, and Mar and Julian is in a movie together. Which genre would y'all want that movie to be? And if y'all could have picked a supporting male actor and a female actress, I have to say male or female, that's what it me, not this. But, yeah, who would y'all pick?

[Julian]

So if me and Rory were in a movie together, is it about our lives?

[Damaris]

No. Just what genre would it be? And who else would you want to star in it? H. And then Mall. Same to us.

[Julian]

So mall. And Julian is obviously a comedy, because y'all a joke. And then I don't know who I would want to be in. Me and Rory would be like, either Drama.

[Rory]

I'd go with that.

[Julian]

Drama.

[Damaris]

Thriller. Dramatic.

[Julian]

We would be drama or thriller.

[Damaris]

Someone would have to die in your movie.

[Julian]

Oh, for sure. Probably us.

[Mal]

You?

[Damaris]

Yeah. One of you.

[Rory]

I think we'd probably kill each other.

[Julian]

Yeah, I think so. We could do, like, Mr. And Mrs. Smith, but, like, actually die at the.

[Rory]

End and literally just murder each other and. Yeah.

[Damaris]

Who else would you want to be in it, though?

[Rory]

Or.

[Mal]

Let me just throw this out there. Or y'all could be, like, in an interracial relationship and, like, you still living the projects, and then the niggas be in front of the building, like, who the fuck is this white boy coming in the project? Who you coming to see?

[Rory]

Is this Made in Manhattan, Something like that.

[Mal]

Made in the story. You know what I mean? It could be that. Why not 20, 24. Interracial relationships everywhere, right?

[Rory]

They're doing.

[Julian]

Sh. Would eat.

[Mal]

Yeah, okay.

[Rory]

Yeah. So we could do the reverse of Made in Manhattan, but you know.

[Julian]

But what if you were poor and I had money? So Made in Manhattan meets atl.

[Rory]

Okay, yeah.

[Mal]

And then you find out Kamala Harris.

[Rory]

Wait, am I new? New or.

[Julian]

I'm saying I'm Nunu. Okay, you're ti. Yeah, And I snatch it. I'm on garden necklace.

[Rory]

I don't want to skate with you no more.

[Julian]

Damn. You don't want to kick it with me, Skate with me. Nothing. Yeah, okay, we could do that. I would prefer a thriller where we're like.

[Mal]

That is a thriller.

[Julian]

Or like a thriller where Rory. No, no, no, no, no. Rory kills me, right? We're married. He kills me, but then he likes, like, is like looking for me. Like, he's like, well, fake looking for me. Cuz the cops are like, looking and they suspect him and all this. And then it turns out that I'm really alive.

[Damaris]

Oh, you just recited Gone, Gone Girl. Yeah, I was like, wait a minute. Is the twist that you the whole time.

[Mal]

I've seen this movie before.

[Damaris]

Wait, that'd be a good.

[Julian]

I feel like that would be a bad tight.

[Damaris]

Rory would be like. Rory as Ben Affleck in that role. He'd be good at that because he would just be like, pissed off, yo.

[Rory]

Imagine trying to pitch that in a meeting. It's Made in Manhattan meets Gone Girl.

[Mal]

Oh, that sound like what. We might have to make that a.

[Rory]

Series, but it's in Atlanta.

[Damaris]

What's our movie mall? I think dark comedy. That's what I would prefer.

[Julian]

Okay, like. Okay defined like. What's an example of another dark comedy?

[Damaris]

Let's see.

[Julian]

It's usually y'all give me step brothers vibes like that kind of comedy.

[Mal]

You think me and Julian would be. Actually, we could like. I could see my mom dating, like some white guy and this is his son.

[Damaris]

What?

[Mal]

And I'm like, wait, I gotta hang out with him.

[Julian]

That would be.

[Damaris]

Wait, actually, scrap the dark.

[Julian]

I will.

[Damaris]

I will gladly take Julian white you. We're. Ignore that. I will gladly accept the step.

[Rory]

He met his father.

[Mal]

That's my.

[Rory]

Yeah, you know, my mom might die.

[Mal]

Black magic. That's my. Right there.

[Julian]

But like, you. You could play Indian in a movie for sure.

[Damaris]

But I wouldn't want. Why would I be Indian?

[Rory]

It's acting.

[Julian]

Because you look more Indian than anything else. Like you could play Indian in a movie.

[Damaris]

Okay, fine. Okay.

[Rory]

No, Aziz would play you.

[Damaris]

I'm on. Yeah, I'm on board with the stepbrother style.

[Mal]

Step brothers.

[Damaris]

Who else would we want in it, though? Okay, if that's the case, who's our parents?

[Rory]

It would have to be me and Damaris.

[Mal]

Kamala Harris.

[Julian]

Kumar. Kumar from Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle?

[Damaris]

Oh, yeah. True. He could be older.

[Rory]

No, it's not the Indian one.

[Mal]

It could be like Kamala Harris and like, Denzel is the dad.

[Damaris]

Denzel. I would love to have Denzel in our movie.

[Mal]

Yeah, Denzel. And Kamala is his wife.

[Julian]

Kamala's not an actress.

[Mal]

I'm just saying, we just naming people. She is an actor. She's acting black.

[Damaris]

I want Meryl Streep. I want Meryl Streep. Meryl Streep to be the white man.

[Rory]

I love how humble Julian said that. I'd love to have Denzel in the movie.

[Mal]

No Julius doing him a favor. No shit.

[Damaris]

You gotta dream big. Meryl Streep could be the white mother. So now we get a Denzel and Meryl playing side each other. They're my parents. Who are your parents?

[Mal]

So Denzel's your dad?

[Damaris]

Yeah. And Meryl's my mom.

[Mal]

Meryl Streep's your mom?

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Okay, so give me J.

[Rory]

Prince.

[Julian]

You're not that kind of mixed, though.

[Mal]

I'm trying to think of a cool mom.

[Damaris]

They had a kid.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

You'Ve seen my parents.

[Mal]

Damn. Who would be my mom? Okay, give me. Give me Angela Bessette. Set. Angela Basset.

[Damaris]

Set.

[Mal]

Angela Basset. I'm sorry.

[Julian]

Okay.

[Mal]

And my dad would be Lawrence Fishburn.

[Julian]

You really. You really N dead ass.

[Damaris]

That'd be awesome.

[Julian]

You really. Boys in the hood. For real? Cuz you look like both of them. Like that would make sense.

[Damaris]

Mal Fishburn.

[Julian]

Your dad could be Lawrence Fishburn.

[Mal]

Okay, I'm not mad at that. So I'm the kid from Never put that together.

[Rory]

Mall does look like he could be Lawrence Fishburn.

[Mal]

Yeah, we put that together, brother.

[Julian]

Yeah. Yo, Lawrence Fishburne raising this. That would be comedy.

[Damaris]

I actually like that as a movie. And then. And then that way we'll see Lauren and Denzel and Meryl and Angela.

[Julian]

Damn, that's a superstar cast. What the is the budget?

[Mal]

Yeah. We doing numbers at the box office. Yeah, for show. Doing numbers.

[Rory]

Rory, we gotta rethink our movie.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Who's in your movie again?

[Rory]

Me and the Barris.

[Mal]

All right.

[Julian]

Nah, nah. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait.

[Mal]

Straight to dvd if we're getting.

[Julian]

If we're getting in our thriller murderous who killed the housewife bag, who are we bringing in?

[Damaris]

You got to pick someone that we.

[Julian]

Michael Ely, got to be in it. Cuz he.

[Mal]

He always under somebody's bed.

[Rory]

He always under somebody who's. Who's the chick in Handmaid's Tale? For the whole series, she's like this. Just the whole series.

[Julian]

No, she can't be in my movie.

[Rory]

She has to react to all the.

[Julian]

Killings in my movie.

[Rory]

No lines. She just looks like this.

[Julian]

The whole I cannot stand actor.

[Damaris]

Oh, what the hell is her name? She's such a good actress.

[Julian]

She cannot be in my movie.

[Damaris]

She's Elizabeth Moss.

[Rory]

She's a great actress, but I could not get into that show because I felt like she was awful in the show.

[Julian]

Yeah, I want Zendaya.

[Damaris]

I want Zendaya.

[Julian]

In mine, though, you have literally everyone.

[Damaris]

Yeah, but I need younger talent. I need someone to play. Like, if Maul has a hot cousin, like, ooh, cousin.

[Julian]

It would be yours, though, because she's also of the mixed race.

[Rory]

That could be your kissing cousin.

[Julian]

Oh, that would make sense.

[Rory]

And I mean, you definitely be acting.

[Mal]

No, it wouldn't.

[Damaris]

What if, like, Sydney Sweeney just, like, happened to be in the movie? No, like a cameo.

[Julian]

Could you just not be horny?

[Damaris]

That's production. Who doesn't want to look at Sydney Sweeney? Me from, like, here down.

[Rory]

Okay, if I'm gonna play myself in the movie, though, what. What actress is going to be in my sex scene?

[Damaris]

Oh, wait a minute. You know who's got to play Rory's twin? We got to have Chet Hanks in there. You guys have to be cousins or something.

[Mal]

Yeah, he's your cousin that just came. Yeah, because he's doing like, 15 years.

[Damaris]

Yeah, he's fresh out. But you got to show him at, like, the ropes of the suburbs or whatever you guys do.

[Rory]

I mean, he's fresh from Jamaica.

[Mal]

Yeah, he just got home.

[Julian]

He had a Jamaican cousin. And that's who you married?

[Rory]

He was Vibes, Cartels cellmate. Okay, okay, so now I have this connection.

[Mal]

This movie is crazy.

[Damaris]

Who's the girls? Who's the love interest?

[Mal]

It's a sick movie, man.

[Damaris]

Who's the love interest then?

[Rory]

That's a great question. Who would be my love interest? Should it be obvious or go, like, as pale white as you possibly could?

[Julian]

Obvious.

[Damaris]

No, it's got to be obvious. Gotta fit.

[Julian]

You gotta, like, be attracted to her. You gotta be chemistry in the movie.

[Damaris]

Exactly.

[Rory]

Why can't my love interest be A little older. Like, why can't Tedra Moses or Tracy Ellis Ross play Damaris's mother? And then I fall in love with Damaris's mom while we're married. Yeah.

[Julian]

Okay.

[Rory]

While we're out killing people and married, I have an affair with your mother.

[Julian]

Okay.

[Rory]

And then you and she's Tracy Ellis Ross.

[Julian]

You and the mother decided to kill. Or I find out, kill my mother and make you keep the secret.

[Mal]

Yara. Yara Shah.

[Julian]

Yara Shahidi.

[Mal]

Yes.

[Julian]

Yes. She's gorgeous. Absolutely gorgeous. And a great actress.

[Damaris]

So she should be.

[Rory]

Well, that could play like Damaris's cousin. And it's like becomes all in the family. And it's a really weird.

[Julian]

My mom, my cousins.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Julian]

Oh, you really getting your off.

[Damaris]

And you said I was horny. He just casting your whole family to.

[Rory]

I didn't even know this was till most.

[Julian]

Is this a blockbuster or a Brosnan?

[Rory]

No, this. I was about to say it's a bad pornhub.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Movie.

[Damaris]

I mean, she's fire.

[Mal]

She's beautiful, Yara. Oh, my. Yeah, she's. She's amazing.

[Rory]

Okay. But then Damaris gets revenge and my father. Who's my dad.

[Julian]

Dad.

[Mal]

Who's your dad?

[Rory]

Sean Connory.

[Damaris]

It's got to be some white fire.

[Mal]

He's dead.

[Julian]

Some. Yeah, give me some white fire.

[Rory]

Rest in peace.

[Damaris]

Who's some white fire? Sean Connor.

[Mal]

He's dead.

[Rory]

Rest in peace.

[Mal]

Well, I mean, he could be your dead dad.

[Julian]

Like Dairo. What do y'all think about Daero?

[Rory]

It's a thriller. She could the spirit of Sean Connery pregnant too.

[Julian]

Dairo. No.

[Damaris]

Robert Downey Jr. No. He's got to be Irish, though.

[Julian]

Does he have to be Irish? Rory's Jewish too.

[Rory]

That is true.

[Damaris]

Well, that opens up all of Hollywood. Yeah. Colin Farrell. And the last name is already.

[Julian]

Oh, I'd Colin Farrell.

[Rory]

I mean, yeah.

[Damaris]

Liam Neeson. I mean, he sounds too angry.

[Julian]

No, he said he used to beat up black people for fun.

[Damaris]

He was a method actor for fun. Mark Walter.

[Rory]

I was just about to say Mark Wahlberg actually did that.

[Damaris]

Curb stomps Asian people and goes to church every Sunday. Like, what are we doing?

[Julian]

Well, to be fair, he didn't beat up black people for fun. One of his friends got, I think, be assaulted by a black person. So he just wanted to beat up every black person.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Didn't he?

[Rory]

Like, it's a really healthy way chase.

[Damaris]

A black person that had nothing to do with the case. With a baseball bat.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Yeah, that's a healthy guy.

[Julian]

Okay, so I'M Colin Farrell in the movie. Movie.

[Damaris]

He's only 48.

[Julian]

Oh, he can't be Rory's dad then.

[Damaris]

Yeah, but like, Rory can play young.

[Rory]

How did Mark Wahlberg rebrand that way?

[Damaris]

Dude, Jesus. Through Jesus. Everything's good. You're good. It's a path to redemption.

[Mal]

Through Christ, I can do all things.

[Rory]

That is true.

[Julian]

Exactly.

[Rory]

All right, so we really have no plot to any of these movies is the conclusion right?

[Julian]

I feel like ours is gonna be the most fire.

[Damaris]

Me personally, I mean, Denzel and Merrill. Look, we will have to do light. Light lifting on the acting if. If they're in it.

[Rory]

But what are you guys doing in the movie?

[Damaris]

Step brothers. So like, just we. We live together. We just, you know, we share a room. Mall. We'd have to share a room. What, top bunk or bottom bunk?

[Mal]

Man, we're not sharing no room, though. Going to basement you like outside?

[Rory]

Is it more of a Brady Bunch where like all the parents live together?

[Damaris]

Well, we live in the same so Mall's parents. Lawrence Fishburne and who's his mom?

[Mal]

Angela Basset.

[Damaris]

Angela Bassett would move into my house with.

[Julian]

No, because you own the parents.

[Rory]

Get the parents.

[Julian]

Have to pick one of your parents that he picks one of his parents.

[Damaris]

Oh, true.

[Julian]

So Laurence Fishburne and Meryl Streep or Angela Bassett and Denzel? Angela Bassett and Denzel. Too serious. I think Meryl and Lawrence got Angela.

[Mal]

Bassett and Denzel up. You think they can't play like a fun fun?

[Damaris]

They can, but train day's hilarious.

[Julian]

They're just known for being more serious. They are.

[Mal]

Okay.

[Julian]

Meryl is. Has a little bit more of a darker humor to her, like a sarcastic humor. And so does Lawrence. It's more of like a sarcastic. I'm serious, but I don't take.

[Mal]

So my mom is who?

[Damaris]

Angela Bassett.

[Mal]

Okay, I thought you was trying to make my mom Meryl Streep. I would say that's not gonna work.

[Julian]

No, that would. That would be his mom.

[Rory]

But what if the. Your father and your mother dated and then your father and your mother dated and it was all. All together.

[Mal]

That's a different.

[Rory]

Like everyone divorced. But it just so happens that they both started dating significant others that were also married.

[Julian]

In a huge house.

[Rory]

Yeah, no, in a studio apartment.

[Damaris]

Oh, Rory.

[Mal]

What?

[Rory]

All six people?

[Julian]

Play the next voicemail, sir.

[Mal]

Yeah, man, get to the next one we talk about.

[Rory]

Anyway, I'm over here producing that's a sick ass movie.

[Mal]

Movie.

[Rory]

Nothing's funny about all those people having their own rooms.

[Mal]

Yeah, actually, but it's terrible seeing all those people.

[Rory]

So I'm pretty much Willy Wonka. Remember when his. When Charlie's grandparents, like, all slept in that bed?

[Mal]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Rory]

It'd be the same thing. Just other people are other people at that point.

[Mal]

No. Thank you. Continue.

[E]

Julian Boy's perspective on this situation. So I had been dealing with this girl on and off for many, many years. And in the beginning of our situation, she did have a boyfriend, but he was always back and forth to jail all the time. So, long story short, there came a time where she ended up not wanting to be with him anymore and wanted to be with me. So he has held resentment in his little heart for me for many, many years. He does not like me, hates me, can't stand me. But this was years ago. So now fast forward. We're probably like six, seven years down the line at this point, and I talked to a new girl. We're getting to know each other, but things are progressing very fast. We spend a lot of time with each other. We're probably together, like, every single night. She ends up telling me that she does talk to this same dude that I've had this running with in the past. And he ends up figuring out that it's me that she talks to and it's me being the reason why he's not getting that much time with her anymore. And he's kind of like reliving this situation all over again. And he's now on some shit where.

[Mal]

Like, he kind of.

[E]

I like, he like, if he see me, like, it's gonna go. Like some shit is going to go down. So my question to y'all is, how would y'all feel about that? Like, I just kind of feel like he's tripping if it's a girl. Like, just chill, relax. It's not that fucking serious.

[Julian]

If you gonna be out here, you better learn how to fight niggas. I don't know.

[Damaris]

That's a bar.

[Julian]

Like, is about ready to dive all they pussy. You better learn how to knuckle up.

[Rory]

We. We've had the Eskimo conversation a bunch, but I don't think we've ever had the be multiple Eskimo conversation. Like, are you Eskimos with anyone with a couple bodies? Because to me, that should just be your friend. Tomorrow's point. Like, we have too much in common at this point. There should be no beef. We should. You should actually be my wingman on.

[Mal]

Yeah, let's be friends. We got.

[Damaris]

No, but not if you're actively that. If you find out in hindsight.

[Mal]

But if it's happened twice, we have to. We. We have to have a relationship.

[Julian]

If a two of your. You would not want to be a friend.

[Mal]

That's different. A dude that's different. Cause now it's like, what's up with you, fam? But like if a girl. Yeah, like if a dude, it's like, yo, fam, why you watching me like that? Like, you all on mines and my exes and you right behind me. What's up with you?

[Rory]

I mean, but what if we have similar taste?

[Mal]

Yeah, but two back to back.

[Damaris]

But what if he hit him first?

[Mal]

Yo, get out of my garbage. Now you in my garbage, in my building. You digging through my.

[Julian]

Stop, stop.

[Mal]

I'm just saying, if you with two of my exes.

[Julian]

But you keep saying exes. They were together at the time. Like if he two of your. Why you up. Oh, he can have them, obviously. But you don't want to be his friend.

[Mal]

But it's different for men, though. A woman. If a woman is with two girls that I'm with, me and her have to hang out.

[Damaris]

I was going to say. Let me ask you guys, how would you.

[Mal]

I'm taking her out like your shorty. Get dressed. I'm coming to get you.

[Julian]

Get dressed.

[Mal]

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

[Julian]

You got taste.

[Mal]

How would you.

[Damaris]

If you were in this, this scenario, if you were the guy.

[Rory]

I mean, you got. The game is the game. You can't be mad at her.

[Mal]

And if you come for the king, you best not miss.

[Rory]

Like you. You got to look at both your girlfriends in a way. Like, why do I keep getting cheated on? Not trying to victim blame.

[Julian]

She very obviously can't eat. You keep getting left for a bit.

[Rory]

You gotta look in the mirror and like, figure out why a woman keeps.

[Damaris]

Taking can't eat behind bars cars.

[Rory]

Boy.

[Mal]

If y'all think ain't them female CEOs, y'all gotta.

[Rory]

Oh, for sure.

[Mal]

Oh, no. But y'all think going to jail. But.

[Julian]

Oh, I know.

[Mal]

I can guarantee you the female CEOs is getting knocked down.

[Rory]

That would have been a good, good combo to have with Vinnie would be the multiple Eskimo brothers thing. Because I've noticed for the few white people that are in certain spaces, we do have a lot of bodies black rooms in common.

[Julian]

You think you and Vinny got some bodies in common?

[Rory]

No. Okay, maybe. Well, I went through the mutuals. I don't know. I would never ask.

[Damaris]

But you probably do.

[Rory]

Probably. But in that space, like when you are the white guy in Those spaces, there's girls that have a type and it could be a white guy and you're readily available. We. We start to add up the same bodies.

[Mal]

Yeah, I guess so. I guess after a period of time. But I just. I mean, again, if. If a dude is talking to the last two women that I've been talking to and dating and seeing, I'm not me and him, it's like, all right, you a weirdo. But if it's a girl.

[Rory]

Wait, what?

[Mal]

She's a legend.

[Rory]

What if that dude didn't know and just both your girls because he ran into them and he's just ill. Like that.

[Damaris]

That part.

[Mal]

Salute. Respect. I. I'm not mad, but it's like, I'm definitely watching him like, yo, like, I ain't going to lie how you keep running into mines. Like, it's a little weird.

[Julian]

Y got the same taste. That's how I feel about girls. Like when girls, like, get upset about. I mean, obviously you should get upset if you get cheated on or anything like that. Or if you guys are both messing with the same dude. But like, men always have a type. They. It's either a type looks wise, but it's usually a type personality wise. You might want to get to know shorty. That's probably your bestie for the resty. Honestly, y'all are probably a lot of.

[Rory]

Like, ill too, though, cuz she says she's really getting to know this girl and taking her serious, but it's fine with that dude. Still, she sounds like the sniper. For real.

[Damaris]

She seems cool.

[Julian]

Yeah, she likes. I guess she's fine with him, but he's not fine with her.

[Rory]

Yeah, she's the man in this relationship.

[Damaris]

And some. Yeah, and it sounds like this dude in this case. Sometimes times people take coincidences personally. I don't think she, like, found out that he was this girl and was like, oh, I want that one next.

[Julian]

Yeah, especially she said six. What, six years later.

[Damaris]

I don't think this just happened. It wasn't like a vendetta that she sought after. You're this guy's new girl to. Hey, remember this? Like, that's.

[Mal]

I don't think so. All right. I don't know. I'm. It's just way too much of a coincidence. I'm sorry.

[Damaris]

You think so? I don't think so.

[Julian]

Six years. It's six years later. How is that too much of it?

[Damaris]

I wonder what city that they're in.

[Mal]

Like, you know, I was with the two like you with two of the chicks that I Was with a girl.

[Julian]

Well, obviously he has a type, which is bisexual women. So if you're going into the pool of bisexual women. Not just regular women. Bisexual women. Yeah. That pool gets smaller. So I'm sure that you're going to run into two bisexual women, like, who know each other.

[Mal]

Maybe he's bisexual.

[Julian]

Elaborate.

[Damaris]

Why? Yeah. Where'd you get that conclusion?

[Rory]

Prison.

[Julian]

So everybody that goes to prison is bisexual? I know some niggas that just got out of prison that might shoot you for saying that.

[Damaris]

That guy with the one leg.

[Rory]

I was about to say he's on crutches right now.

[Mal]

I don't know. I just feel like gay people date gay people, so.

[Julian]

So you've never dated a bisexual girl?

[Mal]

Dated, like, seriously? Like, dated? No. Had sex with. Yeah, but dated?

[Damaris]

No, it's gay sex.

[Mal]

I'm just saying if you, like, you're seeking bisexual women. Women.

[Julian]

How. How does. That's. I just had a conversation with one of our friends at a show about that. How does that make you gay? Some people want to have threesomes. Some people want to have threesomes, so they date bisexual women.

[Mal]

Right. You're right. But if you. If that's what you keep gunning for.

[Julian]

Because you really like threesomes and you like the ability to bring other people in your bedroom.

[Mal]

What.

[Julian]

How does her eating pussy correlate with you wanting to suck dick? I'm very. I'm just confused.

[Mal]

Who, me?

[Rory]

Not you.

[Mal]

Oh, how did.

[Rory]

That's a valid question, but I just feel like you think you have to be bi to just focus on pursuing by women.

[Mal]

I think so.

[Rory]

But if I only want to.

[Mal]

If you. If. If. If one of my homeboys keeps saying, like, yo, I'll be. I'll be where all the bisexual girls is at. I'm gonna start looking at this nigga. Like, how are you just.

[Rory]

Where I would ask for his location?

[Mal]

I don't know if I'm gonna ask for his location, but it's just like. It's just. That's just a little awkward. You be with all the bisexual girls.

[Julian]

But. But she never said he'd be with the bisexual girls.

[Mal]

I'm not saying she's. I'm just. We're talking about a whole different situation. We went to a whole nother. I'm just saying, like, that don't. If a guy you're dating.

[Julian]

Huh.

[Mal]

Is like, always hanging out with bisexual girls, you're not gonna look at that.

[Julian]

Okay. Always hanging out with is different.

[Mal]

Oh, every girl.

[Julian]

All his exes.

[Mal]

Okay. All his exes are bisexual. Bisexual.

[Julian]

I don't think. I don't see that as a red flag. You have.

[Mal]

I know what, you don't even see that as a red flag.

[Julian]

No, I think you're a freak. Not to me because I'm a bisexual girl, but I see. Oh, you a freaky ass.

[Mal]

I'm not saying it's a red flag if you bisexual. I'm saying if your boyfriend tells you and he shows you all his ex girlfriends and all of them are bisexual, that's not a red flag to you?

[Julian]

No, it lets me know that he likes women who like women. And he's a freaky ass that wants to have threesomes. That's. That's the only red flag I would get from.

[Damaris]

That doesn't necessarily mean you want threesomes.

[Mal]

Yeah, that doesn't.

[Julian]

So then why would. Well, why would that be your be.

[Damaris]

Attracted to that person?

[Julian]

Yeah. Okay, but if they all are bisexual, there's a reason why they're all bisexual. That's not because he's by chance?

[Damaris]

No, I think bi chicks are cool.

[Mal]

That's what I'm trying to get to.

[Rory]

And why is that a red flag.

[Mal]

If all their ex we not doing? That's a red flag how? That's if all your ex girlfriends are bisexual. That's, that's a. Because to me it's just like what is it about? Cuz even if it is, y'all just always want to have a threesome. Threesome. If you want to always have a threesome, to me that's a red flag. Like what, what's up with this dude right here? Why do you always want to have a threesome? Like why does every woman you date you got to have a threesome with.

[Damaris]

It's for titty.

[Mal]

That's not a red flag to none of y'all.

[Rory]

That doesn't mean you always want to have a threesome.

[Mal]

But that's what you just said.

[Julian]

No, but it's. You like having the option. If you're going to be in a long term relationship with someone and you don't want to just one woman, why wouldn't you seek out women who are.

[Rory]

Cool with bringing someone else with other.

[Julian]

Women in the bedroom?

[Damaris]

That sounds like the opposite.

[Mal]

Heterosexual women are cool with that too too though.

[Julian]

No, it ain't the same, baby. You don't wanna, you don't want to have no threesome with no heterosexual woman. Please. You don't.

[Rory]

I've done it. It sucks.

[Mal]

I'm just saying heterosexual women have had threesomes. Okay. So we're not gonna say that the only way.

[Rory]

And those are three heterosexual women that feel like they need to do that for their man. Y'all should break up. If you're not bisexual, don't have a three heterosexual.

[Mal]

But like, you could. Well, to me, I'm just guessing because I'm not a woman, but I think that a heterosexual woman could be attracted to women and want to have a but not want to date a woman.

[Julian]

She might. Then you're not heterosexual. If you're sexually attracted to women, you're not heterosexual.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Okay.

[Julian]

The whole sex part of hetero bi, all of that has to do with your attraction to the same sex or the attraction.

[Mal]

So you don't see no red flag if all your boyfriend's exes are bisexual? You don't see a red flag at all.

[Julian]

The only red flag I see is that you're a freaky ass nigga. And I know what you expect out of this relationship.

[Mal]

So in being a freaky ass. All right, man, we just gonna keep getting to my point. Being a freaky ass, that's a freaky ass. Nothing is off the table with this right here. Like, he's a freaky ass. All his exes are bisexual. Yo, could we not.

[Julian]

You know what I think, how we just talked about the book when it says the blamer, I think you jealous a little bit. I think you might be a hater. I don't know. I think that might be it.

[Mal]

You trying to go viral?

[Julian]

No, I ain't trying to go viral.

[Mal]

I can help you.

[Julian]

I ain't trying to go viral.

[Mal]

I can help you if you want to.

[Rory]

Can you explain the red flag, though? I guess that's really what we're asking, bro. What is a red flag about if.

[Mal]

All of your ex girlfriends are bisexual? Got that part that's concerning. That's something that will be like, all right, so if all you want to date with a girl and she says, yo, all my ex boyfriends are bisexual.

[Julian]

That'S not the same. You know it's not.

[Rory]

You know it's not the same.

[Mal]

Why is it not the same? Why is it not the same?

[Rory]

Because it's not equal rights. No.

[Mal]

Why is it not the same? Why is that not the same? Because nobody now nobody got answers.

[Julian]

No, because I don't like answering obvious ass questions that you already know answer to. You already know the answer to that you already know that there's double standards when it comes to the sexuality between men and women and bisexuality.

[Rory]

You already know that you're the same person that says if a man is bisexual, he's gay.

[Mal]

That's a fact.

[Rory]

Exactly. So why do you not see the difference here?

[Mal]

That's a fact. That's a fact.

[Rory]

Yo.

[Mal]

So listen, it's not a fact. That's a fact. Let me change it for you. If. If you go on a date, Rory. With a girl, right? First time meeting, or you're on a date, okay? And she says, yo, ruining the black community, yo. Or she says, yo, listen, I've all, I'm bisexual, right? Oh, no, let me change it. The marriage. You on a date, right? And a guy says, all of my ex girlfriends are bisexual.

[Rory]

Okay, okay.

[Mal]

You don't think that's a red flag? So you're telling me once he says that you just off that part of the country, like you're gonna keep moving past that?

[Rory]

I think it's a weird fact to say on first date to begin with.

[Julian]

First of all, I just tend to deal with reality. So if you say that to me, it's because you want me to know that and you want me to know that because you want me to know that that's an expectation and that's a deeper conversation I gotta have to you, it's a turn off to me that you told me if it was something that I found out, but not a red flag. No, it's a red flag that you told me. It's not a red flag that it happened. Happened. Does that make sense? It's a red flag that you told me you felt the need to say that on the first date. Because I think you're a corn. But if it's just the truth, you're.

[Mal]

Getting to know we. You're not getting to know each other.

[Julian]

You're just busting out. Yeah, all my exes is bisexual. That's. I know what type of you are.

[Damaris]

Yeah, that's corny.

[Rory]

That would.

[Damaris]

No, but she's saying his actions aren't.

[Rory]

But that's a new. No, it's a new conversation now that saying that on a date. If I went on a date and told a chick. Yeah, yo, every girl I've ever dated is a model. That'd be corny as. But if there's an actual fact that.

[Julian]

That is a thing, I'll find that out.

[Rory]

Yeah. It shouldn't be like saying it is weird. Yes, but that's a whole separate conversation that you just started because people do.

[Julian]

Things for certain reactions. So you're doing that for a reaction out of me. And that lets me know that you're Probably a loser. Because if I didn't ask you that, there's no reason for you to volunteer that information unless you think it's something cool. And if you think that that's something cool or a fun fact about your yourself, you're a loser. But if it is a fact and it eventually comes out that that's a fact, it's like, oh, okay, I know what type of you are. That's it. And also.

[Mal]

But no red flag.

[Julian]

I don't think there's a red flag.

[Rory]

I've been asking, what is the red flag?

[Mal]

Okay, listen, if y'all think that somebody says all their exes are bisexual, that's not a red flag.

[Rory]

We can close. I'm asking you why.

[Mal]

I just think that's weird that all your exes are bisexual. I think that's, that's a conversation to have. That's something to talk about. About this.

[Julian]

That he likes. That he likes bisexual girls.

[Mal]

No, we all like. Every man likes about.

[Julian]

Okay, so that's not the reason all.

[Mal]

Of your exes are bisexual. That is a red flag.

[Julian]

What if he only has three exes? Three exes in his 40 years, that's a red flag. Having three ex girls. You are in long term relationships with three girls. That's a red flag.

[Mal]

I don't trust. No, that was in three long term.

[Julian]

Relationships and he's 40 years old. How do you not trust that your.

[Rory]

Presidential candidate is one of them?

[Mal]

Who's my presidential candidate?

[Rory]

Never mind.

[Mal]

Kamala.

[Julian]

I don't. First of all, mall. So you're telling me a five year relationship in their 20s, a five or six year relationship in their 30s, and a two, three year relationship in their 40s, that's a red flag.

[Mal]

I don't know, but that mash sound crazy that you just laid on the table.

[Rory]

It's a pretty regular.

[Julian]

This is regular. What normal people do. Okay, you think that that's a red flag?

[Rory]

You think a 40 year old could have three serious relationships?

[Mal]

No, I'm not, I'm not saying that. But I do think if somebody like, yo, all of my ex girlfriends are bisexual, I think everybody's looking at me.

[Damaris]

Wait, wait, wait. No, that's all. Because now we just opened up a whole different issue. How many serious relationships is too many for you?

[Mal]

It's not. No, no number.

[Damaris]

Because you said three is too many.

[Mal]

No, it's not. No number. I don't really, I don't really care about that. Truthfully, I really don't. I don't care how many serious relationships somebody had that. That means nothing.

[Rory]

So she can't be a and have too many bodies, but also can't be in too many long term relationships. Small box for who? For the dating pool?

[Mal]

For me.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mal]

I date women that are married, divorced, I don't give a.

[Julian]

Well, you.

[Mal]

My box is as big as the.

[Julian]

You said you was like, first of all, I never was in a relationship with a bisexual girl. I only had sex with bisexual girls. You don't think bisexual girls can be good girlfriends?

[Mal]

That's called gaslighting, right? Is that what that's called?

[Julian]

No, I'm asking.

[Mal]

I think that's called gaslighting.

[Julian]

No, it's not gaslighting. I look it up in my.

[Mal]

No. No, I answered you. No.

[Julian]

Okay.

[Rory]

Is it a red flag if all of his exes are heterosexual women?

[Mal]

According to the Bible? That's. No, it's not.

[Julian]

Oh, wow.

[Mal]

It's the Bible. Y'all argue with God. Argue with God.

[Rory]

What? What if you are the bisexual woman on the date and he's only dated straight girls? Is that not a red flag? Flag.

[Julian]

Say that like that's a red flag to me.

[Mal]

If.

[Rory]

What if you are the bisexual woman and you're looking at a man that's only dated heterosexual women, would that be a red flag? Like, I don't think, I don't know if you're ready for this.

[Julian]

I consider that when I'm dating, I don't think. I won't say red flag because there's nothing wrong with it, but I consider.

[Mal]

That when I'm dating, if a guy has never been with a bisexual girl, you consider that a red flag?

[Julian]

I don't consider it a red flag, but I can I take it into consideration when I'm dating you for sure.

[Mal]

Isn't that a red flag when you take some part of the conversation?

[Julian]

No, a red flag means that that's something that you should halt and stop me, like, whoa, is something wrong? Because there might be a bigger issue. I don't think that there's an issue with heterosexual men liking heterosexual women, but I'm saying, me personally, because I am bisexual, is something that I take into consideration. Like, okay, I actually might not be the person for him because this isn't something that he's experienced. And I really don't feel like walking people through that at this point in my life.

[Mal]

What are you walking in through? You. Like women, we have something in common.

[Julian]

A lot of men don't understand that, though. A lot of heterosexual men don't really understand that. They don't Understand that I won't leave them for a woman or they don't believe me when I say that. And they also have feelings about it. They might feel like me sleeping with a woman is cheating on them.

[Mal]

How do you feel about that?

[Julian]

I don't think that. You don't think that. No, I don't think that it's cheating. I think what makes it cheating is if I keep it a secret. I think if I lie to you.

[Mal]

Even if you tell me you just did, that you cheated on me, I just know now.

[Julian]

No, because I give you that. I give you the information that that will probably happen from. I give that on the second date. Hey, this, by the way, if we ever were to get into a relationship, this is what's going to probably happen.

[Rory]

I'm about to mad.

[Mal]

That's not a red flag to y'all.

[Damaris]

But then that. That's the thing. That would be the point where my.

[Rory]

Girl said, I'm about. To this girl, I'd say share your location.

[Mal]

Yo, listen, it's been another conversation. It's been a powerful episode here. We. Powerful episode, yo. We really tackled the issues around the world. World.

[Rory]

I just can't see the red flag.

[Mal]

That's Shout out to the. The locks. Shout out. They had a tiny desk performance. That was dope. It was good to see the locks in that type of environment.

[Rory]

Yeah, they're. They're really cool. The tiny desk rendition, I guess if you would call it, of we going to make it was insane. Like, so good.

[Mal]

Shout out to Larry June, too good. Larry June, dope album available now. Benny the Butcher, Summertime Butcher. You kind of trying to restore that fab feeling. Summertime shootout. Yeah, I see what Benny doing. I like it though. Album is hard. Shout out to Benny.

[Rory]

Chloe put out an album which I haven't listened to yet, but I thought that was either kind of like a quick turnaround. I don't know if that was mismanaged.

[Damaris]

But I thought you guys were gonna cast her in your movie.

[Mal]

Who, Chloe?

[Julian]

She didn't do bad in that last movie. Actually, she did pretty good last movie.

[Mal]

Was she in.

[Julian]

Well, not movie.

[Mal]

What's her sister's name?

[Julian]

H. Yeah, she.

[Mal]

That's the Little Mermaid, right?

[Rory]

Yes.

[Mal]

Okay.

[Rory]

I mean, yeah, she. She did great in that first scene.

[Mal]

Oh, another powerful episode for your head.

[Damaris]

Tops that TV show.

[Mal]

Something else. Something going on this week.

[Julian]

Going on for you?

[Mal]

For me. That's always some going on for me, but it wasn't for me. It was something supposed to happen this.

[Damaris]

Week for the culture.

[Mal]

We'll be back in a couple days. We'll talk about it. You good?

[Rory]

I'm wonderful.

[Mal]

Great.

[Rory]

Just a walking red flag.

[Mal]

Well, you're man.

[Damaris]

It's as soon as we cover.

[Julian]

I didn't want to say that because like, I was about to say, like, that's all.

[Rory]

My exes aren't bisexual.

[Julian]

Oh, they're not though?

[Rory]

No, definitely not.

[Julian]

I don't any. Are any of your exes bisexual?

[Damaris]

Define X situation.

[Julian]

It's been another episode of New Rory and Mall.

[Mal]

Let me go.

[Julian]

Let's get the fuck. Please.

[Mal]

We'll talk to you soon. Have a blessed week. Be safe. Stay sucker free. Because they out here in an abundance. We'll talk to you soon. Be safe, be blessed. I'm that nigga. He's just ginger. Peace.

[Julian]

New warrior mouth.