Podcast Summary: New Rory & MAL – Episode 299 | Side A / Side B
Release Date: September 3, 2024
Hosts: Damaris, Maal, Rory, Julian
Duration: Approximately 79 minutes
1. Pop Culture and Music Trivia (00:00 – 03:00)
The episode kicks off with Damaris referencing the song "Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani, sparking a playful debate about the artist's racial background. Damaris contemplates the meaning behind the song after recalling its lyrics:
Damaris (00:04): "Cause I ain't no hollaback girl."
Julian defends Gwen Stefani's identity, emphasizing her uniqueness in the music scene:
Julian (00:47): "Don't disrespect Gwen like that."
The hosts humorously discuss the spelling challenges posed by popular songs, leading to light-hearted banter about capitalizing on musical references for educational purposes.
2. Perception of Time and September Reflections (09:00 – 21:00)
The conversation shifts to the perception of time, especially as it relates to entering September. The hosts delve into the psychological aspect of how time seems to accelerate with age:
Julian (10:35): "Time is relative... when you're a kid, summers seem longer because your reference of time is much shorter."
Rory expresses astonishment at how quickly the year has passed, tying it to personal experiences:
Rory (10:05): "I hate to be that, hey, the year flew by, guys. But is that not weird to anyone?"
Maal adds insight on maintaining routines and the impact of schedules on the feeling of time slipping away:
Maal (21:07): "The older we get, we just get so caught up in what we're doing and we sometimes lose sight of just stopping to enjoy day-to-day stuff."
3. Balancing Work and Parenthood (16:00 – 24:00)
Rory opens up about the challenges of balancing work commitments with being a new parent. He shares his feelings of being overwhelmed as he strives to provide for his family while being present:
Rory (16:01): "Life hit in two crazy different directions at the exact same time."
Damaris offers supportive advice, reassuring Rory of his capabilities as a father:
Damaris (24:05): "She has a fucking amazing dad, and you give a lot of yourself to her locking in on work."
4. Mental Health Check-In (24:00 – 37:00)
The hosts engage in a mental health check-in, with Damaris and Julian sharing their personal struggles. Damaris discusses her transition phase and the abrupt changes she's facing:
Damaris (26:10): "I'm in a transition phase of my life... Everything always changes all at once with me."
Julian echoes similar sentiments, reflecting on a challenging year and his plans to distance himself from divisive environments:
Julian (28:56): "It's been a pretty shitty year overall, I'm not gonna lie."
5. Navigating the Entertainment Industry (39:00 – 45:00)
A brief discussion touches upon the cutthroat nature of the entertainment business, with the hosts contemplating the future of their careers and the industry's sustainability:
Maal (43:19): "I'm heavily considering... if I want to be in this business for the rest of my life."
They debate recession-proof careers, humorously suggesting funeral homes as a stable alternative:
Maal (43:33): "The funeral business is recession-proof. I can promise you that."
6. Listener Voicemails and Relationship Advice (70:22 – 94:00)
The episode features listener voicemails seeking advice on relationships. Damon from Maryland asks about reconnecting with friends post-wedding:
Damon (71:17): "How would you guys go about making a new connection and finding new people to spend time with that are more closely aligned with where you are as individuals, as a couple?"
The hosts dissect modern dating dynamics, discussing phenomena such as men feeling like "options" and the impact of movements like MeToo on masculinity. They emphasize the importance of self-awareness and setting personal boundaries in relationships:
Damaris (82:14): "I'm telling you, you can be a man and still be a gentleman."
7. Humorous Interlude: Cosmetic Procedures and Kinks (37:00 – 70:00)
A significant portion of the episode transitions into a humorous and off-topic discussion about cosmetic procedures, specifically "ass shots," and various sexual kinks. The hosts poke fun at the trends in Hollywood and societal perceptions of beauty standards:
Rory (58:21): "Imagine pulling down your pants in a trailer and letting someone stick something inside of you."
They explore exaggerated scenarios involving cosmetic enhancements and unconventional sexual practices, maintaining a light-hearted and comedic tone.
8. Upcoming Events and Closing Remarks (97:04 – End)
Wrapping up the episode, the hosts announce their upcoming tours and events in cities like London, Toronto, Atlanta, and New York. They express excitement about connecting with fans and highlight the availability of tickets through their website:
Maal (97:14): "Newroarymall.com Tickets are available now. I'm looking forward to this London trip, bro."
The episode concludes with humorous exchanges and well-wishes, reinforcing the camaraderie among the hosts.
Notable Quotes:
- Damaris (00:04): "Cause I ain't no hollaback girl."
- Julian (10:35): "Time is relative... when you're a kid, summers seem longer because your reference of time is much shorter."
- Rory (16:01): "Life hit in two crazy different directions at the exact same time."
- Damaris (24:05): "She has a fucking amazing dad..."
- Maal (43:19): "I'm heavily considering... if I want to be in this business for the rest of my life."
- Damaris (82:14): "I'm telling you, you can be a man and still be a gentleman."
Conclusion:
Episode 299 of New Rory & MAL offers a blend of pop culture discussions, personal reflections on time and parenthood, mental health insights, and humorous interludes. The hosts provide a candid look into their lives, balancing serious topics with levity, making the episode engaging for both regular listeners and newcomers.
