Podcast Summary: New Rory & MAL - Episode 309 | Billion Dollars On An Elevator

Release Date: October 8, 2024

1. Upcoming Live Podcast in Toronto

The episode kicks off with Rory and Mal announcing their excitement for an upcoming live podcast event in Toronto scheduled for October 17th. Despite the absence of guest appearances like Drake, Rory humorously speculates, "[...] Maybe he'll FaceTime Drake when we're there" (00:19). Mal echoes the enthusiasm, adding, "Cannot wait. One of my favorite cities."

2. Caller Segment

Shortly after, the podcast introduces a caller who delivers a spontaneous and intense monologue filled with aggressive language and personal reflections on friendship and public perception. Mal attempts to address the caller's rants, but the segment is brief and transitions back to the main hosts without delving deeper into the caller's narrative.

3. Interactions with Damaris

Damaris returns to the conversation, sharing her experiences from Washington D.C., where she was engaged in campaigning. She addresses a recent misunderstanding regarding her interactions with Mal, saying, "[...] I told you what was said, but then you cleared it up, and I apologize" (02:20). The hosts discuss a Discord live session where misunderstandings about comments made by Mal surfaced. Damaris clarifies that she hadn't listened to the entire episode yet and promises to revisit the conversation.

4. Celebrity Gossip and Discord Discussions

Rory and Mal dive into discussions about interactions within their Discord community, touching upon conspiracy theories and rumors involving celebrities like Drake and Cardi B. They debate the authenticity of certain claims, particularly focusing on allegations about Cardi B's relationships during pregnancy and rumors linking NFL star Stefon Diggs to her. A notable exchange includes Mal stating, "I don't believe that Cardi slept with anybody" (03:56), emphasizing skepticism about the circulating rumors.

5. Entertainment: Musicals and Broadway Shows

The conversation shifts to the realm of entertainment, specifically criticizing "The Joker" musical. Mal expresses disappointment, saying, "But the Joker just wasn't. That's not what we want" (16:45). Rory counters by praising other Broadway shows like "Moulin Rouge" and "The Lion King," highlighting the diverse opinions between the hosts regarding theatrical productions.

6. Dating, Relationships, and Social Etiquette

Rory and Mal share personal anecdotes about dating and social interactions. They humorously discuss scenarios like paying for spouses' dinners, handling unwanted attention in cars, and navigating social settings with ex-partners. For instance, Rory mentions, "Sometimes you have to close a tab," (12:25) referring to the social dynamics when paying for someone else's meal.

7. Music Preferences and Generational Gaps

The hosts touch upon generational differences in music tastes, with discussions about the rising costs of smoothies and fast food, and the changing landscape of diet and nutrition. They also joke about streaming services and the shift from platforms like Apple Music to YouTube for content consumption.

8. Listener Advice Segment: Handling Makeup in Relationships

Towards the end of the episode, Mal fields a question from a listener seeking advice on how to compliment a girlfriend's natural beauty without offending her about her makeup usage. Damaris provides a thoughtful response, suggesting discernment based on the intention behind the makeup:

"If the makeup is shitty and you hate the way it looks, then that's a conversation worth having. But if you feel like it's just a lot of makeup, which honestly, men don't even really know what a lot of makeup is, [...] like, a lot of women just wear it because they want to." (114:30)

9. Life Situations: Caller Shares Pregnancy Concerns

A caller shares her personal dilemma about being pregnant at 26 and feeling pressured by societal expectations, despite having a stable relationship and supportive parents. The hosts offer varying perspectives:

• Rory emphasizes the maturity and stability of the relationship, questioning why a pregnancy would be viewed as a significant upheaval.

• Damaris empathizes, noting that concerns might stem from perceived emotional or mental readiness rather than age.

• Mal encourages focusing on a healthy, happy pregnancy irrespective of external opinions, stating, "If you were happy and everything else in your life is going well, how your parent reacts just part of it." (124:21)

10. Closing Remarks and Upcoming Events Promotion

As the episode wraps up, Rory and Mal promote their upcoming live shows in Atlanta on November 22nd and New York on December 14th, directing listeners to purchase tickets at newroariandmal.com. They humorously tease plans to navigate event logistics, reflecting their signature playful banter:

"Tickets are available now at newroariandmal.com. Looking forward to seeing the beautiful people of Toronto. [...] I'll be pretending, you know, trying my best to not embarrass us all. Hoping I'll make it discreet." (165:03)

Notable Quotes:

• Rory on Drake's Potential Appearance:

  "Maybe he'll FaceTime Drake when we're there" (00:19)

• Damaris Apologizing to Mal:

  "I told you what was said, but then you cleared it up, and I apologize" (02:20)

• Mal Expressing Skepticism about Cardi B's Relationships:

  "I don't believe that Cardi slept with anybody" (03:56)

• Damaris Advising on Makeup Conversations:

  "If the makeup is shitty and you hate the way it looks, then that's a conversation worth having. But if you feel like it's just a lot of makeup, [...] like, a lot of women just wear it because they want to." (114:30)

• Mal Encouraging Focus on Personal Happiness:

  "Sometimes family just knocks on, you know, they're not gonna approve all the time. It's okay. But, y'all, that doesn't mean that your home should be interrupted and you should not be happy during this pregnancy." (124:21)

Conclusion

Episode 309 of New Rory & MAL offers a blend of personal anecdotes, celebrity gossip, social commentary, and listener engagement, all wrapped up in the hosts' charismatic and candid style. From dissecting rumors about high-profile figures to offering heartfelt advice on personal matters, Rory and Mal provide an entertaining yet insightful listen for their audience. The episode also serves as a promotional platform for their live shows, inviting listeners to join them in upcoming cities for more interactive discussions.

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