Episode 312 | 3rd Leg Of Separation

Summary

Podcast Summary: New Rory & MAL
Episode 312 | "3rd Leg Of Separation"
Release Date: October 18, 2024

In Episode 312 of "New Rory & MAL," hosts Mal, Rory, Damaris, and Julian delve into a whirlwind of topics ranging from cultural identity and celebrity gossip to self-awareness and modern relationship dynamics. The episode is a blend of sharp humor, candid discussions, and insightful commentary, ensuring listeners are both entertained and enlightened.

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1. Barbershop Banter and Racial Identity

The episode kicks off with a lively debate about barbershop culture and racial representation. Mal and Damaris discuss perceptions around haircuts and racial identity, highlighting how certain styles are associated predominantly with Black barbershops.

Notable Quote:
Damaris (00:51): "Yeah. How you feeling? You got a haircut?"
Mal (01:05): "On today on the barber chart."

This exchange underscores the connection between personal appearance and cultural identity, setting the stage for deeper conversations about race and societal expectations.

2. Travis Kelce’s Image Shift

The hosts transition to discussing NFL star Travis Kelce, noting his recent appearances and the public’s evolving perception of him. Mal humorously remarks on Kelce’s transformation post-breakup, suggesting a change in his persona.

Notable Quote:
Mal (01:49): "Ever since he broke up with Kayla, he lost all his like. Like, he's a white boy now."

This segment highlights the interplay between personal relationships and public image, using Kelce as a case study.

3. Kayla and Tiana Taylor’s Relationship Drama

A significant portion of the episode centers on the tumultuous relationship between Kayla and Tiana Taylor. The hosts dissect Kayla’s appearance on Angel Reese’s podcast, where she discusses past relationships, leading to intense online backlash from Taylorswiftie communities.

Notable Quote:
Damaris (03:08): "The Internet got a hold of this, and over the past weekend, it was like, the most trending shit ever."

The discussion delves into themes of cyberbullying, accountability, and the complexities of public relationships, emphasizing the harmful effects of online mob mentality.

4. Self-Awareness and Relationship Dynamics

The conversation shifts to self-awareness, exploring how individuals perceive themselves versus how they are perceived by others. The hosts debate the notion of internal and external self-awareness, touching upon insecurities and the impact of heightened self-perception on mental health.

Notable Quote:
Rory (25:44): "Self awareness is knowing I feel that way and trying my best not to be around people at that time."

This section encourages listeners to reflect on their self-awareness levels and its influence on their interactions and relationships.

5. Generational Self-Importance and Victim Mentality

Damaris critiques the current generation's sense of self-importance and victim mentality, attributing it to excessive validation sought through social media. The hosts discuss how this mindset affects interpersonal relationships and societal interactions.

Notable Quote:
Damaris (31:27): "Everyone in this generation feels like they're important. Everyone feels like their voice matters so much because they're able to post it anywhere they want."

This critical analysis prompts listeners to evaluate the authenticity of their self-perception and the societal influences shaping it.

6. OnlyFans, Sexual Health, and "Gucci Third Leg" Controversy

A heated discussion unfolds around the OnlyFans platform, focusing on a controversy involving a 19-year-old woman who contracted HSV2 after collaborating with a content creator known as "Gucci Third Leg." The hosts explore the implications of sexually transmitted infections in the digital content industry and the responsibilities of creators and collaborators.

Notable Quote:
Damaris (50:03): "She then found out after the collab that she had contracted HSV2, which is general herpes."

The segment sheds light on the importance of sexual health awareness and the ethical considerations within the adult content creation space.

7. Listener Voicemails and Relationship Advice

Towards the end of the episode, the hosts address listener voicemails, offering advice on complex relationship scenarios. One caller grapples with the dilemma of disclosing past situations to a non-official partner, prompting a discussion on honesty and transparency in relationships.

Notable Quote:
Mal (78:51): "So that's why you're wrong for not telling them. And just because you're not a couple officially doesn't mean you don't owe the person honesty."

This advice segment reinforces the value of open communication and integrity in maintaining healthy relationships.

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Conclusion

Episode 312 of "New Rory & MAL" presents a comprehensive exploration of contemporary issues, blending humor with meaningful discourse. From dissecting celebrity relationships and cultural identity to addressing personal growth and ethical dilemmas in the digital age, the hosts provide listeners with both entertainment and thoughtful insights. Whether you're a regular follower or tuning in for the first time, this episode offers a rich tapestry of conversations that resonate with a diverse audience.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• Mal (01:05): "On today on the barber chart."
• Mal (01:49): "Ever since he broke up with Kayla, he lost all his like. Like, he's a white boy now."
• Damaris (03:08): "The Internet got a hold of this, and over the past weekend, it was like, the most trending shit ever."
• Rory (25:44): "Self awareness is knowing I feel that way and trying my best not to be around people at that time."
• Damaris (31:27): "Everyone in this generation feels like they're important. Everyone feels like their voice matters so much because they're able to post it anywhere they want."
• Damaris (50:03): "She then found out after the collab that she had contracted HSV2, which is general herpes."
• Mal (78:51): "So that's why you're wrong for not telling them. And just because you're not a couple officially doesn't mean you don't owe the person honesty."

This structured approach ensures all key discussions are captured effectively, providing a clear and engaging summary for those who haven't listened to the episode.

Transcript

[Mal]

No worry enough. It's really good.

[Rory]

Sometimes we say things that we really don't mean we do things in between lines. We should do more to stand out. I'm sorry if I made you feel less than who you are A little insecure oh, give the shining stuff I want to spend my nights with you.

[Damaris]

My life with you oh, baby, babe, please it up for me to Whenever.

[Rory]

I get home of course I know that you're all alone Thinking about what you going to I hope that you'll see it through oh, you're going to.

[Mal]

Love me and we're back.

[Damaris]

We are.

[Mal]

How many days was that? One.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

12 hours since I saw you.

[Damaris]

If that.

[Mal]

How you feeling? You got a haircut?

[Damaris]

I did.

[Mal]

Hold on, let me check you. Let me check you out.

[Damaris]

Let me see a little earth tones.

[Mal]

On today on the barber chart.

[Damaris]

You really think I walk in the barbershop and point you've done that?

[Mal]

Don't say you haven't done it.

[Damaris]

I swear on my life, I've never.

[Mal]

Even as a kid.

[Damaris]

No.

[Mal]

Really?

[Damaris]

No, don't.

[Mal]

See, you ain't a real. I thought you was one of us.

[Damaris]

I'm not a black man. It was only black people on that chart.

[Mal]

No, that's not true. Depending on what barbershop you went to, we had some. We had some Latinos, some. Some. Some, you know, white boys. On the charts, Rory pointed out the.

[Rory]

Low cut Caesar with the deep waves.

[Damaris]

I'm on the side that Dominicans are also black. That's why.

[Julian]

Well, I mean, Rory walked in the barbershop with a picture of Travis Kelce and said, I'll take this.

[Mal]

I'm not gonna lie. I was watching these shout out to the Yankees.

[Damaris]

My barber did say that to me, like six months ago. Whenever that whole thing happened with Travis Kelce, I sat in the chair and he's like, you want the Kelsey? I was like, I'm getting the out of here.

[Mal]

I was watching the Yankee game the other. Was it last night?

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

And Travis Kelce was there. I ain't gonna lie, man. Ever since he broke up with Kayla, he lost all his like. Like, he's a white boy now.

[Damaris]

He definitely does have the possibly racist mustache. Possibly gay or racist? You're not sure which one?

[Mal]

Like, he. He definitely lost all of the back.

[Damaris]

To his roots man sauce.

[Mal]

That Kayla, you know, she. She had. She had. She provided him with your friend and.

[Damaris]

Kayla had a little back and forth. My friend, over this past weekend. We're like a week late.

[Mal]

Who?

[Damaris]

Tiana Taylor.

[Mal]

Really? What happened With Tiana and Kayla.

[Damaris]

Kayla, a friend of the show, she went on Angel Reese's podcast, and they were having girl talk. You know, back and forth.

[Mal]

Angel Reese has a podcast?

[Damaris]

Yeah, she's a multimedia experience. You didn't know the brand.

[Julian]

She's everywhere, Mom.

[Damaris]

She's.

[Mal]

She's a double.

[Damaris]

Don't sexualize her.

[Mal]

I mean, I was about to say she's a double.

[Damaris]

Better not do that.

[Mal]

She's a double. Double machine.

[Damaris]

Don't sexualize the woman in a thong apologetically.

[Julian]

Angel.

[Mal]

But that's the name of her podcast.

[Julian]

Yes.

[Damaris]

Well, I watched the Kayla episode. She's actually pretty good at podcasting as far as, like, an athlete that's just jumping into the genre.

[Mal]

I gotta check Angel Reese. I like Angel Reeves. I like her personality. Every time I see her speak and, you know, come across a clip, she seems to be like, you know, a cool, cool girl.

[Damaris]

I'm shocked you didn't hear about this. I know we're late to this, but it was girl gossipy talk, so we'll be late to it.

[Mal]

So Kayla and Tiana shout out to T. That's family. And I don't know Kayla that well.

[Damaris]

But they were having their little kikis back and forth about know past relationships.

[Rory]

And let him watch the clip.

[Damaris]

Angel had asked Kayla, what's the pettiest thing you've done? And we can play it. Actually, I don't know. The WNBA is established now. They'll probably flag us if we play that.

[Mal]

Okay.

[Damaris]

So they're going back and forth talking about relationships. Angel asked, what's the pettiest thing you've ever done? And Kayla explains what she said wasn't exactly petty, just kind of crazy and weird.

[Mal]

She was not petty crazy.

[Damaris]

I mean, there's really no explanation for it outside of that. Which she admitted as well. I appreciate her accountability. Yeah, she was dating this guy. They weren't in, like, a real relationship or whatever, but back and forth, you know, seriously talking. He ended their situationship and then got. I mean, we could just say it. It was Shump left and then married Tiana. So that following Halloween.

[Mal]

Okay.

[Damaris]

Kayla dressed as Tiana at her Halloween party.

[Mal]

Oh, okay. All right, all right.

[Damaris]

So the Internet.

[Mal]

I see. I see. Where. Where a. Where. Where. Kayla was going a little, you know, if, you know, you know, little. Little. Little sublime shot at shump. Okay, all right.

[Damaris]

So the Internet got a hold of this, and over the past weekend, it was like, the most trending shit ever. They were kicking Kayla's back in, and I feel for her because she's already been getting her back kicked in by all the Swifties for the last two years.

[Mal]

For what?

[Damaris]

Just. Cause Swifties are fucking weird.

[Mal]

Yeah, but kicking, kicking what? Has Kayla, like said anything about Taylor Swift?

[Damaris]

No.

[Mal]

So why?

[Damaris]

Because they go after any ex that's in relation. But see that, you know, that should be.

[Mal]

That should be considered Internet bullying. Cyberbullying.

[Damaris]

Oh.

[Mal]

She's like, if she didn't say nothing about Taylor Swift and her fan base is just online like saying demeaning things to her. That should be. And I don't believe in cyberbullying, but.

[Damaris]

That'S broken up for quite some time before he got with Taylor. Like it wasn't even. No overlap.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Like, just weird.

[Mal]

That's why I don't understand why they would do that.

[Damaris]

But in the midst of the Swifty world, at least Kayla had black Twitter backing her through that whole thing. Because they were cyberbullying a black woman for no reason.

[Mal]

Right.

[Damaris]

Beautiful black woman at that, that just minds her business.

[Mal]

Beautiful.

[Damaris]

But the tides turned.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

So now Kayla no longer has black Twitter either. She has a friend in me. Yeah, I'm here as far as it goes. We've all made mistakes in our past.

[Mal]

So they was mad because she brought that story up. Like she.

[Damaris]

No, it's rightfully so. They found it really weird.

[Mal]

What was the back and forth between her and Tiana?

[Rory]

Well, we can pull up Tiana's response.

[Mal]

But basically Tiana and Shump are divorced.

[Damaris]

Yes.

[Mal]

Right. Okay.

[Rory]

But so basically what happened was when she went on the podcast, she didn't name drop Iman. She just said she dressed up as this person's wife and they were in a very. They were in a very public relationship.

[Mal]

She went against Julian. Relationship, no names.

[Rory]

Yeah. But all people got to do is go look at your Halloween costumes and see what celebrity.

[Damaris]

Kayla should know that as well because unfortunately the Swifties have like found her parents address and like she knows how easily the Internet, so.

[Mal]

Nah, listen, pull up to my parents house. I love killing fans on my lawn. I love it. Come over if you want with that Internet. And what are they going to do?

[Julian]

Borrow their mom. Like, these are Taylor Swift fans. What are they going to do?

[Mal]

No, pull up though.

[Damaris]

I keep cleaning my guns for no reason.

[Mal]

I can't wait. I cannot wait.

[Damaris]

Please pull up right outside my second floor when you pull up.

[Mal]

Can't, please.

[Rory]

So, yeah, so basically they found it and the Internet was going crazy. So Tiana posted like a slideshow of all the movies that she's gonna be in after all that was going on. She posted a slideshow, all the movies she's gonna be in. And she basically put a Taylor Swift song in the back and was just like something like, they gonna hate to see a Taylor coming. Cause Tiana Taylor, Taylor Swift, like, she was throwing shade. So everybody kind of got on Tiana, like, you know what, you know, Tiana saw some responses to what she said and then she said, it's really crazy that everyone is allowed to bother me and be distasteful. Everybody gets to play while I move with grace always. But now I want to have a little Sagittarius fun too. And I'm the problem. Her, I'm divorced and happily so. However, her choice of words were very distasteful and uncalled for. She knew exactly what she was doing. That lady said she was famous at the time, quote unquote. Also said, I don't care who sees it because Kayla during the episode said, well, I don't care who sees this. Whatever. It was very distasteful, uncalled for. Most importantly, she knew people would dig. So automatically my name is attached to the nonsense. At that point, she didn't need to add me. That was very quick. That was very clearly a quick search. My name was trending without an app before even saying a word. That's how I seen it. On top of the fact the math ain't math and the facts weren't facting. Talked about the cringe factor. Talked about her intentions being ill and petty. She pulled the black car when it came to Taylor Swift, but in the same circle, turned around and tried to bully the black woman that was married to her situationship she claimed dumped her for me. Dressed up like dressing up like me for what crazy part about it all. I actually showed her love under the pit when she posted like I did the other 3 million something people that dressed up as me for Halloween. Whole time I didn't even know she was being shady. Now I do. So in that case. Petty panties on. I had my little fun. I said what I said I love.

[Damaris]

When they wear petty, petty panties is funny.

[Mal]

What color were they teeth?

[Julian]

What's funny was this.

[Damaris]

We like a cute aquamarine petty thong.

[Julian]

It's funny. We've fallen into this topic because one what you said right before we started recording mall I thought you were referring to this topic. That's why I wanted.

[Mal]

No, I wasn't. I wasn't referring to this. So this was like a news for me. Y'all telling me this. I Understand Tiana's position on it now, while Kayla didn't say any names, and, you know, she didn't.

[Damaris]

Objective journalism.

[Mal]

Well, you know, she didn't say any names, so she's telling an honest story. Now, if Tiana's saying her timeline, you know, doesn't add up and things like that in her story, then that's probably where the sit. The situation comes in. Like, oh, so you was messing with him while I was with him? Like, so I guess that's where that comes in. And, you know, listen, man. I mean, Kayla, she. She seemed like she didn't care what she was saying. She knew obviously there was going to be some type of backlash. I think she feels like because Tiana and Shump are no longer and divorced, it was like, okay, it's not like they're taking. It's not like I'm breaking up a house and home. They are already divorced. I'm just telling a story of my past.

[Damaris]

And I don't think Kayla was saying that they were together when Tiana and Trump were together. Maybe that wasn't.

[Rory]

No, that's exact. No, that's what she.

[Julian]

Exactly.

[Rory]

She literally.

[Damaris]

She was dumped to go. No, she said he was jumped to go with Tiana.

[Mal]

Yeah. And. And Tiana's saying he didn't dump you and. And, like, choose me.

[Damaris]

Like, I'm saying she could have been lying about that, but in the interview, she didn't say that there was crossover. She said was dumped and then he moved on.

[Rory]

No, no, no, that's not what she said. She said I was talking about moving up there, and then he literally told me he dumped me and then the next day moved in with Shorty. He was dating him at the same time.

[Mal]

Yeah. So your mom. Your mom was sloppy. He was moving slop.

[Damaris]

That's not her fault.

[Rory]

But I don't know. That's not Kayla's fault. And I don't think the Internet, like you said, Kayla, friend of the show. We. We always show Kayla love on here. And I don't know her personally, but the Internet is killing Kayla because even if it wasn't shumping, that is just a story that you just die with. You don't tell nobody you did that.

[Mal]

But she didn't say no names. It's not about.

[Rory]

No, no, no. It's not about saying names. It doesn't matter who it could have been with. Larry from third grade saying, it's just losers. Yeah. That's what the Internet is killing her.

[Mal]

Angel asked her, what's one of the Wildest things she's ever done.

[Julian]

The point being too truthful.

[Mal]

See, now, see, that's why I have a problem. When you say somebody too truthful. What do you mean? They not together. Listen, I know that, but they are divorced. So it's not like she's saying that to a couple that is in a happy relationship and together. She didn't say no names. This couple is now divorced, separated. They don't even probably communicate. So she's just telling, yo, this is the pettiest thing I've done. So I think that Kayla is willing to wear whatever comes with that. Like, yo, it was petty. I shouldn't have done it. Whatever, Whatever. But I don't think that she was wrong in saying that if that's the pettiest thing she did.

[Damaris]

The only wrong part was, was what Tiana did point out, which was when she said she was famous at the time. That was petty and unnecessary.

[Mal]

I feel like trying to allude that's not famous now.

[Damaris]

Yes. On Kayla's back. I have to call.

[Mal]

I don't think that's what she.

[Damaris]

As a friend. That's nuts. You can't. Yo, she was famous at the time of Taylor.

[Mal]

She's famous. No, that's a bad. I get what you're saying, but I don't think she meant it like that. I guess she was saying, yo, at the time, she's. She was. She was famous. Like, she. You know, she was. She's popping. I think. I think that it was a bad choice of words because it might lean towards, like, are you saying she's not anymore now?

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

And I don't think that's what Kayla was doing. I guess she was saying at the time. Yes, she was like. She was lit. She was popping.

[Julian]

But what about the implication that, like, she pretty much outed Iman? And I'm not saying protect Iman in any of this, but I'm saying she pretty much outed the fact that he. She was. He was seeing with me the same time. Like, that was intentional, too. She slid that in there as, like a. Hey, right before he moved in with you. We were still fucking. That's. She did that on purpose. She muddied the timelines on purpose.

[Mal]

I mean, yes, again, telling the story is. It's gonna expose some things. People are gonna dig. They're gonna put the puzzle together. But I think Kayla was standing behind. Again, this is just me off of what y'all telling me, which is the truth. I think she's standing behind. It was the truth. They are no longer together. It's not like I'm revealing this in there, like a happy. I'm like, causing turmoil in a happy home. They're divorced, so it's like, okay, like, yeah, this is what happened. I'm sure a reason why they had divorced is because there's probably other stories just like that about Iman. And Tiana was like, man, fuck out of here.

[Rory]

No, of course. And I think. I think our point is that, yes, Tiana has a reason to be upset, but the Internet is not killing her because it's Tiana. The Internet is killing her because they're calling her a loser for saying that that's what. That's what the. The backlash is.

[Mal]

She's a loser for saying what the pettiest thing she ever did was.

[Rory]

She's a loser for doing it.

[Damaris]

Of dressing up as the girl that your man left.

[Mal]

She said. She said it was. This is. This was the pettiest that I ever did.

[Rory]

But you keep saying petty, and I'm like, no, people aren't saying that that's petty. They're saying that that's loser.

[Damaris]

So loser.

[Mal]

Petty. Petty and loser is like cousins.

[Damaris]

Yeah. A lot of petty shit ends up being loser.

[Rory]

Yeah, for sure.

[Mal]

They're like first cousins. Yeah, I get it.

[Damaris]

On the immature side, like, we need to let women know when you do shit like this, it just makes us feel like more of the man. Like, if I see one of my ex joints who I left dressing up as the girl I'm with now, you look like the man at that point. Like, that didn't hurt anyone but you.

[Mal]

Yeah. And I think that was part of the story. She was like, it was petty. You know, she gets it. Like, it was some petty. She did. She.

[Damaris]

She knew that was like, they were in the locker room like, yo, shump, I know you had it like that. My bad, bro. You got him in line like that. That's really how that looks in the immature, like, as men and ego.

[Julian]

That's a tough look.

[Damaris]

I mean, that's a tough look for who she. She went on the timeline after she got smoked and said, listen, I was just telling the truth about something that was embarrassing. Like, listen, I'm gonna continue to do that. I'm not proud of it.

[Mal]

It happens, man. Yeah.

[Rory]

And I don't. I don't judge. I'm not. I don't think anybody should completely hold that against her and judge her for it. Twitter is very mean, and they were the ones up in arms. But, I mean, we've all done embarrassing Shit, I can't imagine me being with a nigga and being madly in love, and then the next day, like, he's all over the bl. One of the finest women in the world. I don't know how I would react.

[Mal]

What's the pettiest thing you've ever done?

[Damaris]

Well, it's not petty, but embarrassing, which I told early days of this podcast. When my girl had left me when I was like, 21 or something like that, I took the bus from Jersey City to Hackensack, which is local. It's like a two and a half hour bus ride with a DVD of hers to return. And she liked Subway cookies. So I had a bunch of Subway cookies and the dvd, which she told me she didn't need back, but I was like, no, I got to return. Like, she needs.

[Rory]

What was the movie?

[Mal]

Mighty Ducks 3.

[Damaris]

It might have been, like, Notorious or some stupid shit.

[Rory]

No, I need.

[Mal]

No, you got. I need that back. So you got to bring my. If I bring up with a chick. Yo, you got to bring.

[Julian]

The touries are fire, though.

[Damaris]

But, yeah, that was like. And remember I told y'all her mom had to be there, and her mom was telling me, like, the loser shit I was doing.

[Julian]

Like, you home?

[Damaris]

Yeah, she gave me. No, she drove me to, like, a closer bus stop.

[Julian]

Okay.

[Damaris]

And gave me the speech like, yo, you're doing some loser shit. Get over this. She doesn't want you. You look weak right now. Like, she gave me the best mom pep talk and was talking about her own daughter in a. A good and bad way. Like, treat her like a piece of pussy and leave. Like you're caught up on someone that doesn't want you. It's just some pussy leave.

[Mal]

I was like, yeah, but at 21, that's.

[Damaris]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Mal]

Because at that age, you don't know when you're going to get some again.

[Damaris]

I don't know.

[Rory]

Now, yelling.

[Damaris]

Why. Why are you making it a 21 thing?

[Mal]

Wait, hold on. Cause I wasn't expecting you. What you mean you don't know? Now.

[Damaris]

It'S tough. Oh, having a toddler, man.

[Mal]

A. Having a family and not knowing what.

[Damaris]

He cook is supposed only for baby number two. Only for procreation. Ovulation and procreation.

[Mal]

Yo, that is hilarious, man.

[Damaris]

Holy maul was saying, off, off, Mike. That was related to the Kayla thing, that women never apologize, and he can't figure it out. So, speaking of ages, it took you this long to realize that it's never gonna happen?

[Mal]

No.

[Damaris]

Generations of men are not trying to figure that out.

[Mal]

Not that I don't realize it, but it's just like. It's always like. Because I'm the type of person, if I'm. If I'm dating somebody, I'm in a relationship with somebody, and I'm wrong, I have no problem apologizing. I think that, like, the sooner you apologize, the quicker y'all can get past the situation and move forward. So if I'm wrong, I'm like, all right, you know what? My bad. I fucked that up. I was wrong. I don't understand why women can't do the same thing when they're, like, dead wrong, though. Like, completely wrong. Like, you got caught doing some shit. You were wrong. Don't try to go silent and avoid the conversation and avoid having to talk about it and take accountability. Just say you sorry. Like, just say you was wrong. You got caught up doing some shit you wasn't supposed to do. There's nothing else you can do.

[Damaris]

It really has to do with anatomy and DNA. Like, the same way you can't give birth is the same way they're wired.

[Mal]

You don't know that. Don't say that. Cause you don't know who and what I identify.

[Julian]

Men are giving birth these days.

[Mal]

Yeah. I don't wear like. Like, you know, like seahorses.

[Damaris]

Okay. You as a straight CIS gender male cannot give birth. Is the same way a woman cannot apologize. It's just scientifically not wired that way.

[Mal]

That's not what Mark Lamont Hill thinks. He thinks that men can, in fact, have.

[Damaris]

No, he doesn't.

[Mal]

He said it. What he said Candace Owens. He said it.

[Damaris]

Oh, that's right. I did see that.

[Mal]

What you talking about? He said it. He said men could have.

[Damaris]

In. In the angle he's saying, I guess.

[Mal]

No, you don't see, this is what's wrong with me.

[Damaris]

I puss. I'm scared.

[Mal]

Of what? What are you scared of? Being right.

[Damaris]

Whoever they are.

[Mal]

But yes. I'm sorry. Go ahead, man. I didn't mean to cut you off. I'm sorry.

[Damaris]

No, you didn't know.

[Mal]

I didn't mean to cut you off. I'm sorry.

[Damaris]

In that scenario. Yes.

[Mal]

Okay.

[Damaris]

Somebody with the reproductive organs that identifies as a man can give birth. I'm talking about, like, I can't. No matter what.

[Mal]

Right.

[Damaris]

I identify.

[Mal]

Cool.

[Damaris]

Call me. I cannot.

[Mal]

Right.

[Damaris]

A child cannot come out of me.

[Mal]

Right.

[Damaris]

That's what I was referring to. I think everyone should be whatever they want to be. Love whoever they want to love.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Raymond J. Just want a proper Quote, that's how I feel.

[Mal]

Right.

[Damaris]

So. So, Mark, I get it, man. I'm with you. I don't know what Candace was talking about.

[Mal]

Oh, man. Yeah. I just don't. I just don't get why it's so hard to just. Especially when. No, well, that too. But I just don't understand why it's so hard for women to just say I'm sorry.

[Damaris]

What made you think that? Was it something specific? Like, are you going through that currently? Like, you were on your phone? Yeah, that's some paragraph texting, not a blue.

[Mal]

No, it wasn't nothing. It wasn't nothing in particular to me. It was just in reading, like a girl that I used to date, something she posted. And it's like, it's always the, you know, the. The motivational. You know, relationships are hard work. They take time and they, yo, just say you did some wax and got caught and you sorry, like what you posted all this motivational for. Because that's all it is.

[Damaris]

That's their way of saying sorry.

[Mal]

That's crazy though, man. Like, just say you. It's. It. It. It saves so much time. It saves so much, like, further unnecessary, like, not speaking and not being happy and being depressed. If you just take accountability for what you did, especially if you know you're wrong and you got caught doing some shit you weren't supposed to be doing. I don't understand how you still try to move and. And pivot out of say like, yo, it's like, if you stealing something and I'm looking at you, steal some shit. It's like, yo, what are you doing?

[Damaris]

I think it's because women are also wired to, like, hang things over your head and bring up the past and never live shit down. So they think if they apologize, we're going to treat them the same way they treat us. So they're terrified to apologize and say they're wrong because they think, okay, now he can do the same matrix tricks to me and bring up the past of when they were wrong. So they try to avoid that at all costs.

[Mal]

Yeah, but if you thinking you as somebody that that's what they're gonna do, you just don't need to be with them.

[Damaris]

Well, then if you think that they're.

[Mal]

Holding that, if you think that they're holding that for another time to throw that shit on the table like a draw four. It's like, why are you even in a relationship with this person if you think they're gonna use that against you in the future?

[Damaris]

Because I'm Attracted to women. That's my thing.

[Mal]

So you're saying all women are like, yeah, everyone. Okay, got it.

[Damaris]

They're all the same.

[Mal]

Got it.

[Julian]

Well, this conversation reminds me of that.

[Mal]

One time at bandcamp.

[Julian]

No, Of a recent study that I. I just read where I thought you.

[Mal]

About to say that you. You conducted. I was like, all right, now you conduct the service.

[Damaris]

Julian and Les on the weekends. Conducting studies would be hilarious.

[Mal]

Studies.

[Julian]

Well, I guess this will count towards research. I'll ask the room. Who in here, including you, Peach, who in here thinks that they are self aware? If you were to raise your hand. Damaris is raising her hand. Peach is raising his hand. Everyone's raising their head. So, okay, so just for the sake of it, I'll resume. So that's five out of five in the room is self aware. Well, this study says, although 95% of people say that they're self aware, scientifically only 10 to 15 people are actually self aware.

[Damaris]

Well, I told you I was a 5.

[Mal]

Only 10 to 15%.

[Julian]

Damn it. I forgot. I forgot to say the percent.

[Mal]

They only found 10 on the planet. They're self aware.

[Damaris]

The 10 out of 6 billion.

[Mal]

Yeah, 10 to 15 of people are self aware.

[Julian]

Yes.

[Damaris]

How do you. How did they conduct.

[Julian]

This is why I knew Rory was going to come in with data and research and all those things.

[Damaris]

No, I'm legitimately asked how they did complete opposite.

[Mal]

You may want to tell Rory that for a minute. There was a lot of fire behind that.

[Damaris]

Especially because I asked the opposite. Survey that came up.

[Julian]

Continue to read it. Says this disconnect is due.

[Damaris]

You're not selling very self aware right now.

[Julian]

Yeah, this disconnect is due to blind spots. The tendency to view ourselves. To view. Jesus. The tendency to view ourselves positively in social media's cult to self. So those are like the factors that kind of usually, you know, deterred someone to believe that they're self aware.

[Mal]

Oh, they must have con. They must have surveyed Jen's. Was she our generation?

[Damaris]

I'm a millennial.

[Rory]

Millennials.

[Mal]

What's the one right after you're a.

[Damaris]

Millennial too, right, Emma?

[Rory]

I think it's 80x.

[Damaris]

I think it starts at 81 millennials.

[Mal]

81.

[Damaris]

I think you're the first millennial.

[Julian]

Yeah, I think the new ones past Gen Z, the younger group, I think they're called Gen Alpha.

[Mal]

Yeah, there's nothing Alpha about that, General.

[Julian]

That's what I'm saying. I was like, they should be called, like, Gen Beta.

[Damaris]

Well, they're just starting at the top of the Alphabet now. So the next generation will be beta.

[Julian]

Oh, really? Is that the new. I didn't know they were going down that route.

[Rory]

Yeah, Ma was the first millennial. Like the first iPhones?

[Mal]

Yeah, I was.

[Damaris]

They had to get the money out.

[Julian]

He's millennial one.

[Mal]

I was the first.

[Damaris]

He didn't have FaceTime yet.

[Julian]

You know, Millennium Falcon. So there's two types of awareness. Self awareness, or meaning internal. And then there's external self awareness. Internal knowing your values and goals, and external understanding how others see you. To improve external self awareness, the study suggests finding a trusted colleague or getting honest feedback. So I guess, like, therapy would be a good thing.

[Damaris]

Yeah, but I think that's where like a lot of depression can derive from, is hyper self awareness. You start feeling bad about yourself because you know too much about yourself.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Rory]

And self awareness is probably. Being self aware is probably the cause for most of my insecurities is being hyper self aware of everybody's like, face when I say something or like just everything really.

[Damaris]

He just saying that's why he doesn't smoke. Same. I get so paranoid. But to me, I don't know if that's like an accurate representation of what's going on. I think it just. Paranoia sets in. It doesn't make you more self aware. It just makes you more paranoid about what you think is happening, which isn't self awareness. Like, you're on the couch, fine. No one's really looking at you. It's not so it's not self aware. No one's judging you in the corner. They didn't even notice you. But I will now make Julian happy. How do they do this Test? They asked 10 people and that's how they got their percentage.

[Mal]

Same Same as Family Feud. That's the same people.

[Damaris]

The exact same people.

[Mal]

We. We asked 100 people.

[Damaris]

They went from the Family Feud focus group to the self aware focus group.

[Mal]

It was like a whole.

[Damaris]

They had a lunch break in between.

[Julian]

It was conducted by an organizational psychologist, but I don't know. Yeah, I'm not. I don't see, like, exactly how many people were pulled and how. And how can you. To your point, like, how do you quantify if someone is self aware or not?

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Julian]

You know, like, what's the measuring factor? Just us raising our hands and it's like, all right, guess that. Okay, guess that's 100 in this room. But yeah, I mean, I guess I'll ask you guys, like, if you feel like. Because I feel I've been in situations and all of us have where you might see yourself in a situation and you think like you're reading the situation right, whether it's your relationship with someone or a job or whatever. And then usually for me at least a moment clicks or something happens and that triggers that. Like, oh, shit, I'm the one. Maybe not necessarily in the wrong, but like, oh, maybe I'm just like analyzing or understanding what's actually happening a little different than what it actually is going on. Like, how do you kind of rewire and reevaluate things even if you feel like you're right, you know what I mean? To kind of reset yourself to look at it?

[Mal]

I mean, I think it's. I think it's subject. It depends on what exactly it is that you're talking about or dealing with at the moment or who you're dealing with at the moment. I think it's different circumstances for different obviously situations. But one thing I think that I, speaking for myself, the myself awareness, that's. I think that's a lot of reason why I'm always by myself.

[Damaris]

Go on.

[Mal]

Because I know the type of person I am and I know that, you know, like, especially now with the world we live in now, people are hypersensitive and people have a real high victim mentality.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[Mal]

Like, there's a lot of people that walk around with victim mentality every day. I've never been one of those people. And I kind of feel left out. People like, yeah, nah, it's up because I'm like, I've never experienced that.

[Damaris]

All right, so why would you want to isolate yourself in that regard? Because you, like, I've never seen you be an to someone.

[Mal]

No, no, no.

[Damaris]

I'm not hypersensitive. You can't be around because you, you say that would offend people. Like, I, I don't think you're really like that.

[Mal]

No, no, no.

[Damaris]

Outside of like a few I don't takes and some trump stuff, I don't think you're really like an. To anyone.

[Mal]

No, no, no. I don't push. I don't push like asshole energy onto anybody. I don't. I'm not that type of person. But again, that comes. I think even that is part of being self aware is not pushing that onto people and not being that person. Like if you go to a room, like if you invite me to a party and I'm like, all right, cool. Cause you my guy, like, all right, I'll pull up. I'll know within the first 20 minutes, like, all right, this room is not really for Me, but this is my boy. I'm here to support him, but I'm out of here in, like 10 minutes. I think that's part of being self. Aware. You know who you are, you know yourself and you know where you mix and where you don't mix at.

[Damaris]

Yeah. I think that's like the first surface level of the self awareness, though, of, like, who you actually are as a person. I think doesn't just start with social situations in the rooms that you go in and out of. Because in that scenario, like, I would know when I wouldn't want to go to a spot that I might even enjoy because I'm in a mood where I feel, like, down and I'll be an. I will suck the life out of this room with my negative energy.

[Mal]

That's your bag, though. I know when you on that type.

[Damaris]

Of time, self awareness is knowing I feel that way and trying my best not to be around people at that time.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Rather than, oh, I know. I would either like or dislike that event.

[Mal]

Like, when we were in London at that first event, the first night, like, I saw it, like, you had like, your meter, your self aware meter was like on 8. On 8%, and your social media was like, on 2%. I was like, all right, we have to get him out of here.

[Damaris]

Yeah, all right. But that had. There was a lot of factors into that one. I know after we went 45 minutes the wrong fucking way in the Uber, the meter started to go lower and lower and lower. Like, you could drop me off at the hotel. But see, that's like, we're passing the hotel. I'm cool.

[Mal]

That's the thing.

[Damaris]

Why I don't care to go.

[Mal]

Why does that drain you, though?

[Damaris]

Well, outside of jet lag and being tired, it was the first night also. It was something I already didn't want to go to. But similar. Similar to what you were saying, like, right there. All right, we're going.

[Mal]

Started off.

[Damaris]

You don't even want to promote. No.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

So you forcing yourself because when it comes to work and your career, sometimes you have to force yourself to go do things you don't want to do. In no way did I want to go to that fashion show or do a live podcast. I was exhausted. But it was. It was for the. For the show, man. Let's do it. Going 45 minutes in the other direction didn't help. And then when we got there, I was already pissed off. And then other things started to ensue, and I was like, see, this is why I say I'M gonna stay in the fucking hotel room.

[Mal]

Should have went with your first thought.

[Damaris]

But I didn't see. All right, maybe I'm not that self. Aware. I didn't realize that I was coming across that way. I was feeling it. Don't get me wrong.

[Mal]

It was.

[Damaris]

I thought I was. I was smiling, I was taking pictures.

[Mal]

You was feeling it and I was pause. And I, and I could see it. I was like, oh, yeah, nice. It's time to go. Like, he's. And the thing is, we felt the same way. Like we, we, we. We echoed each other's like, sentiments like your dog. Like, I mean, what are we doing? I just think that I handle it better than you.

[Damaris]

I think. What was the two or three categories, Julian?

[Julian]

Oh, what do you mean? Internal? Internal, Internal.

[Damaris]

Internal self awareness. I think I'm very high in how I come across. I think I lack self awareness.

[Julian]

Okay, that's good insight.

[Damaris]

There is. There is a lot of times where I probably don't realize I'm coming off. Like, how I'm coming off, because in my head I'm, I'm making sense in what I'm doing. Like, it makes sense in my head, so it's got to make sense.

[Mal]

Exactly. It's just that, again, I just, you know, I understand that now. It's. It's easy for people to have this, this victim mentality and this, this hypersensitive energy that people walk around with every day. It's like, I just can't. I'm. Nobody is. Why do people take things so personally these days? Like, everybody takes everything somebody says as a personal dig, a personal attack. And it's like, that person doesn't even know you.

[Damaris]

Well, this is going to sound a little fucked up and I'm probably going to word it wrong. Everyone in this generation feels like they're important. Everyone feels like their voice matters so much because they're able to post it anywhere they want, talk about anything they want, even if they have no background about it whatsoever. I. E. Podcasters, we all feel like we're very, very important. As my dad says, the moment they put the baby on board sticker on vans, that was the day humanity died. Because we made the baby more important than the adult. Like, no, you're just here to work. Everyone feels very, very important. And like they matter more than that. Feels like it's one of my favorite theories that my father has.

[Mal]

That's why I. With Jake, because he. From that cloth.

[Damaris]

I was born so I would go into the workforce.

[Mal]

Like, your dad feels like Babies shouldn't feel like they're more important than adults.

[Damaris]

That we put the babies on pedestals like they are the most important possible thing to the world now.

[Julian]

Jake was so against that, he left.

[Mal]

Yeah. The more I'm worried about, he makes sense. The more Jake, the more Jake moves make sense though. Like the older I get, I kind of understand where Jake was coming from.

[Julian]

Do you not think that that's him justifying his actions?

[Damaris]

I, I love that Bill Burbit when he's talking about his pops and then he's like, then I got a little older. I'm like, this guy's making some pretty good points he didn't do in a healthy way, but he's making solid points. They look weird to me at the time.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

But yeah, he explains it better, but that's his theory. Once, once that sticker added on there, like we all have to stop what we're doing for this kid that we don't know that's in the car. Like I have to change my life because there's someone else's kid. That has to be the most important thing on the highway. We never knew who the fuck was in anyone's car. You just drove.

[Rory]

Right, but that's so.

[Damaris]

So to answer your question, I think everyone has a bit of self importance. And I'm not saying you shouldn't feel good about yourself or think be honest with yourself.

[Mal]

Yes, some of y'all are not important and some of y'all opinions.

[Rory]

Oh my God.

[Damaris]

And that's where I think better victim mentality and where everything ask them if I'm right. Everyone is important. Don't get me wrong.

[Mal]

But everyone is not important.

[Damaris]

Not everyone's important in every single part of life.

[Mal]

I just drove past a few that ain't important today.

[Rory]

They're important to somebody and not them.

[Mal]

I saw, trust me, where they was at in life. That means they pissed like the last person off that was holding them down. That's a fact.

[Damaris]

Like everyone in every situation now feels like, well, what about me? Yeah, we're not talking about you. That's where I think the mentality comes now. And I, I don't think I probably in a self aware way worded that correctly. People are probably gonna think I'm an makes sense in my head. Everyone is very much self important. Yeah, self love is great. Be confident within yourself, but also understand that everyone else is going through their own problems. Like you're not above anyone else.

[Mal]

The one thing that I do find myself doing more the older I get is Observing and figuring out where or who people think I am in their movie in their head. Like in their. In there. Because, you know, every day we. You walk outside, people, you just. It's like you probably hear theme music in your head when you walking down the street. Everybody has their own movie that they're directing in their head.

[Damaris]

I've definitely had my AirPods in and did my, you know, music video. Walk to the Train.

[Julian]

Nothing hits better because you just got the haircut than getting out the barber chair, putting the AirPods in and having that like fresh cut out the shop walk. That's a good walk.

[Mal]

You start walking like you 10ft tall.

[Julian]

I had that last week. It was great.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Start leaving. Chicks on red. They go crazy.

[Mal]

And then you walk past the bus stop and show your reflection and thought, what still Julian still is poor depressed soul. That guy still is poor depressed guy walking down orchard.

[Damaris]

Still never amount to what Black Magic was.

[Mal]

That's Black Magic's boy. That's Black Magic's boy right there.

[Julian]

Well, I wanted it. Speaking of people that aren't self aware, did you guys see Julia Fox released Julia crazy? Well, she. No, I'm saying, well, wow, that sounds like I was talking about her. I was saying, she went on and said that Kanye dating Kanye was her biggest regret and she felt like a pawn throughout their entire relationship.

[Damaris]

We felt that way.

[Mal]

Julia, let me explain something to you. We all knew that you were a pawn. How did you not know that?

[Rory]

Probably.

[Damaris]

Well, I was gonna.

[Julian]

The thing with this is like uncut jabs. Kanye being your biggest regret.

[Damaris]

Which But. And I don't want to. Which I am.

[Rory]

Uncut jam.

[Damaris]

What a 180. It went from her in that movie to like now she was addicted to heroin. Like a different.

[Julian]

The worst thing she was ever involved with.

[Mal]

Listen, she was a heroin addict.

[Damaris]

Yes, that was. That was like when George Bush said his worst moment in his presidency was Kanye west at a telethon.

[Mal]

Fuck.

[Rory]

9, 11.

[Damaris]

That interviewer was like, I can think of one day that was probably a little worse.

[Mal]

Probably stands out a little more than.

[Julian]

There's a famous photo for shooting. Yeah, this was like a big. There's like one of those ad things. That's her that looks like. I mean, I'm not trying to like drag her for a drug use, but she was like using at 17. I think she overdosed when she was 17. But to say that Kanye is worse than. Come on.

[Mal]

Worse than heroin?

[Julian]

I mean, crazy different kind of high because.

[Rory]

Well, I mean, at least heroin felt good.

[Julian]

Kanye, Connie No, I'm not even gonna say what I'm saying.

[Rory]

Yeah, I was gonna say Kanye felt good. That's crazy.

[Julian]

Not at all.

[Mal]

He was about to say that your vacation was great to start early. Must be like, yo, get out, Kanye. What?

[Damaris]

You shouldn't police what makes people feel good.

[Mal]

You're right about that.

[Julian]

But what do you guys think about this criticism?

[Damaris]

I mean, we've been. We've seen. Listen, Amber, I don't know.

[Mal]

We weren't in their relationship behind closed doors. We don't know what she went through with Kanye, what she had to deal with. So I can't. I'm not gonna on that. But it is. That is kind of crazy to say that Kanye is your biggest regret.

[Julian]

Yeah. Azalea Banks had a lot to say. So. Damaris, can you read that? I don't want to read that.

[Damaris]

You have to, girl.

[Rory]

You literally were contracted for this job through a celebrity madam in Miami. You knew you was there to be a comfort girl. Calling yourself a on is giving yourself way too much credit. You wasn't even on the chessboard, sis. Left the eight. Left myself. How long is this gonna ride? This? I ate chicken Alfredo with Kanye and he got me secondhand Birkin from the Real real brick and mortar store out.

[Julian]

That's a bar.

[Rory]

Flew to Los Angeles. Flew to Los Angeles and was flocking the streets looking for him while he was at Noble with Drake. Left my ass off. These white women are something else.

[Damaris]

He was at Noble with Drake. That's. That's the craziest part I took out.

[Julian]

Of that whole sentence at that era. When was this?

[Damaris]

They weren't cool with that.

[Rory]

Cecilia just be talking sometimes, y'all.

[Damaris]

Okay. But also, she'd be right. Sometimes she'd be right.

[Rory]

So. So does Jaguar, right?

[Julian]

Oh, my God.

[Damaris]

She kept broken clock. First of all, how does Azilian know this much about Julia Fox?

[Rory]

Kanye better learn his lesson about these white girls. They all have this fucked up sense of racist entitlement and foolishly think there's some special coveted thing to him because they are all white. Not understanding. Kanye got all the white in the world already. Then when their egos get bruised, they go trying to act like they're somehow above him and too good for him. Laugh my ass off. These acting like they. They wrote Jesus walks.

[Damaris]

Only rhyme fest can feel that way.

[Rory]

Wait, no, no, no, no. I gotta keep reading. Ailia's really good.

[Julian]

She goes off and.

[Rory]

Julia, you blew it by being a fame and interviewing about Kanye every five seconds. I told you to shut up and at least ride it out long enough for Kanye to get a new apartment where you ain't got sneaker boxes in the kitchen. But you. But you didn't listen, dummy. Kanye has kids. You have photos of yourself shooting heroin on the Internet. Little girls are impressionable. You're a liability. Julia, get the over it. Sneaker boxes in the kitchen is crazy.

[Damaris]

How impressionable are little girls? Like, come on. I've been a little boy and saw someone shoot heroin.

[Julian]

Oh, my God. This last one.

[Rory]

Like, imagine a dirty white with a needle on her arm and photos of her sucking them gay from Salem dicks having. I'm done. I'm done.

[Julian]

Having the nerve to try to posture like, she's above Kanye west. Lmfao. Piece of bird. Piece of bird.

[Rory]

She hates her. Somebody said, well, the more you know.

[Julian]

Well, didn't she? Wasn't there an exchange between the two of them in DMS or something? Like, they used to be cool together. Julia Fox and his yellow.

[Damaris]

I don't know.

[Julian]

I think that happened at some point.

[Damaris]

So you guys have to fill me out.

[Julian]

And then that turned.

[Rory]

Well, she did say, I told you to shut up. Like, basically, I told you to play a role.

[Damaris]

How paid is that madam that's giving Kanye west relationships? That's a different level of madam.

[Mal]

Why you say that?

[Julian]

You think Elaine's pulling those strings?

[Damaris]

She's. I mean, she's queen, you know, madams. Yeah, but like, for like ho shit, not relationships.

[Mal]

Yeah, that's ho shit.

[Damaris]

That's what relationships.

[Mal]

That's what Azalea is trying to say. Like, you was a whore.

[Damaris]

No, I know, but just like. But they were in, like a real relationship. Didn't they were married or something?

[Rory]

No, that was Bianca. They didn't get married.

[Damaris]

I can't keep up with these white chicks, man. Yeah, they all look the same to me.

[Julian]

Why doesn't Connie get killed for that?

[Damaris]

For what?

[Julian]

Just because he's so far out there no one cares. He only dates white women. No one's ever talks about that with Kanye.

[Mal]

I mean, I think at that point, it's nobody.

[Julian]

Is it because of he's so out there that it's like, whatever, he's getting pretty.

[Damaris]

He's been pretty self aware in his music about that. To the point that he's said, y'all would do anything for a Klondike. I'll do anything for a blonde dyke. Which is a wild bar in itself. And also, I don't think he knows the definition of dyke. There's a few times He. He's used dyke. And I was like, someone in the studio should tell Kanye what dyke means.

[Rory]

Or maybe he doesn't. It's a lot twist. But I think, I think it's cuz Kanye's so crazy that it's just kind of like let them white women deal with him child.

[Damaris]

Well, he did. I mean, before he got rich and famous, he was dating black women.

[Rory]

It just tends to be like that. Huh.

[Damaris]

Amber.

[Rory]

Amber what? Amber what?

[Mal]

Amber Rose.

[Damaris]

Amber what?

[Mal]

I mean, Verdian, right?

[Damaris]

Yeah, I don't know her. 23andMe. Is she white?

[Julian]

You said she's biracial.

[Damaris]

Well, I know she's Cape Verdean, which has a lot of like Portuguese, I think, ancestry.

[Julian]

Yep. That's what I am.

[Damaris]

Some of that shout out to CV's Love, Love Cave Verdians.

[Rory]

Same.

[Damaris]

But I don't. I wouldn't consider Cape Verdeans white. By no means. No, I wouldn't consider them white island in Africa. Well, there's whites in Africa. What am I talking about?

[Mal]

That part.

[Damaris]

Look at. Well, Elon Alien. Where's his birth certificate?

[Rory]

Alien is.

[Damaris]

So that's who I want to see. That's.

[Julian]

Yeah, I guess he looks white.

[Damaris]

She was black when she was with Kanye.

[Mal]

Yeah. So Travis Kelsey was black when he was.

[Julian]

Okay, I was gonna say Connie does a good job of making every white woman he's been with look black. He did it with Kim. He did.

[Damaris]

I suppose I'm not here to victim blame because I really don't know what happened between Julian Kanye and prayers to her and everyone involved. But I think there is some responsibility going into a relationship knowing somebody is mentally unstable and still dating them and then crying victim afterwards.

[Mal]

Well, I mean, again, we don't know.

[Damaris]

Which Kanye west and his doctors and everyone have told. Kanye himself has said I'm bipolar.

[Mal]

Yes, yes.

[Damaris]

This was well before he started dating this woman. I don't know how much of cry victim you can do when you go into a relationship knowing someone is completely unstable.

[Mal]

Yeah, you gotta expect some unstable to happen. Yeah, yeah, I get it.

[Rory]

Have you guys dated ever? Have you guys ever dated somebody who was bipolar? I have. It was a guy, but I have. It's not.

[Damaris]

Not fun.

[Julian]

What's that? And I know it varies per each case, but is there like a tell? You know what I mean? Like when they switch from one personality to the other.

[Rory]

Well, that's. I mean that's multiple personality.

[Damaris]

That's not like they start using like a different voice in another character. Yeah, it's a drastic mood shift and Sometimes those moods can be pretty crazy.

[Mal]

And they, like, you know, somebody's bipolar and choose to get in a relationship with them. You've done.

[Damaris]

Oh, I didn't know that they were bipolar.

[Mal]

Oh, you.

[Damaris]

I found out later into the relationship, they. They weren't aware.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

That's why I said, you should probably get checked out. That didn't go over well. That's like saying, yo, you're on your period. I took it to a whole nother level, like, yo, you should probably get checked out. Didn't go well, but I was right.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

And you. And what sucks is when you finally want to have you like I told you so moment. You can't do it in a doctor's office.

[Mal]

Why not?

[Damaris]

Not the time.

[Mal]

I feel like that's what the doctor's supposed to high five me. Like, I was right. I helped you.

[Damaris]

Thanks for bringing a customer.

[Mal]

Like I helped you. Like, I brought money to your pocket. It. No. No high five.

[Julian]

How'd that go with you, Damaris? How did you handle that?

[Damaris]

She left.

[Rory]

No, with. With. I didn't know at first. There were some scares in there and. I don't know. I. I don't know.

[Mal]

The marriage. Don't care about a nigga being bipolar.

[Rory]

It wasn't. I would never be with a bipolar man. It wasn't a man.

[Mal]

A woman. Oh, my God. That might be worse than being a bipolar man.

[Rory]

She was somebody who was aware of what she had going on, and she worked her hardest to deal with it in the correct way as far as medication, as far as therapy. So. Yeah, but it's not always easy.

[Damaris]

And I want to make it clear. Like, I'm not here saying bipolar people should not get in relationships or be loved or anything like that, but it should be something that you are aware of in the relationship or it's going to go wrong. Like, especially if you're going into it knowing they're bipolar. You should, as a partner, start taking the steps to prepare and work with them to be the healthiest option. I'm not saying they don't deserve love, because I know this could get flipped.

[Mal]

Yeah, I get it.

[Julian]

Sounds like that's your answer for the question I'm about to ask. But I'll ask Damaris and Mal. What's the biggest bomb someone dropped into, like, a relationship after you've already been talking? You're like, a dating or something. What's, like, the biggest. Oh, yeah, by the way, then they, like, say, I'm pregnant. Well, yeah.

[Mal]

Okay.

[Julian]

It's a good one.

[Mal]

I'M not mad at that one.

[Julian]

Classic.

[Damaris]

I think I win.

[Mal]

A girl. A girl told me one time. Cause I didn't understand why her and her. She hated her brother. Like, hated. And whenever I met him, I thought he was cool. I'm like, yo, like. But you could always tell, like, she did not fuck with her brother. And I'm like, it must be something he said, some shit or did some whack shit. And we had went to her house one day and then when we left, we was in the car and I was like. I said, yo, why like, you and your brother's relationship is so. Cause you know, I got sisters. So I'm like. And me and my sisters get like. You know, our relationships are great. Like, we love each other other. We crack jokes. We. It's like a fun relationship. And she just like blurted out, she was like, because my brother molested me. And I was like, oh, that sucks. I was like, damn. Like, I don't even know how to respond to that. Like, yeah, you know what I mean? Because it's like I. Whenever we're around me and like her brother, we hit it off, watch sports, that whole thing. So I'm like, yo, he seemed like, had conversations. Like, shit. He says, like, okay. He seemed to be level headed. He went to school. You know, he got a couple degrees. I'm like, okay. Not a no attractive guy. I can see girls liking him. I'm like, yo, why you and your brother don't have a little a better relate. And then she threw that on me and I was like, damn. Like, I don't even know. Like, should I go punch this nigga in his face? Like, should I? I don't know what to now. I definitely don't want to be around the family no more. Like, so it just. That to me was like the biggest like. And I could tell when she said it, she was happy she finally told me. Cause she could see how much me and her brother was like. I'm like, yo, I rock with him. Like, yo, he cool. Like, I fuck with your brother.

[Damaris]

Like, that's why a lot of people never say anything to exactly what you just said. It can make everything awkward and weird for the rest of your life. So that's why so many people, when it comes to family members doing that nasty shit, they just stay quiet because it's like, all right, this is gonna change everything forever. So I'll just be quiet and try to forget about it.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

And just move on. So, yeah, I feel why she didn't say anything. And that's also sometimes when I notice stuff and my partner won't outright just tell me what's going on, I leave it alone because clearly there's something there. And they'll tell me when they feel comfortable.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Because if things aren't adding up, like, why would your family. This isn't that. And if you don't have a real answer at that time, I'll be like, all right, cool.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Not gonna. Not even gonna ask about it unless you want to talk about it.

[Mal]

Yeah, that was. That was tough. But, I mean, I didn't. I think I handled it well. I was. You know, I was listening.

[Damaris]

That's crazy.

[Mal]

No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't say. See, that's. You think y'all. That's how y'all think. You think I get down like that? You think. You think a girl that I'm dating with you, probably.

[Damaris]

Everybody got problems.

[Mal]

I'm like, that's crazy. You want chick fil.

[Damaris]

A, like, yo, I hate this victim mentality shit.

[Mal]

Well, I do, but not in that case. Like, she was. That was valid. That was 1.1 million percent valid.

[Damaris]

It. I just think going into relationships, everyone should check people's medical charts.

[Mal]

Purses.

[Damaris]

Purses.

[Julian]

Okay.

[Mal]

When you go to the bathroom, make sure your watch is still there.

[Damaris]

But I know that kill. I know that kills the whole mood when you're talking to somebody, but. Yeah, like, do you have any weird, like, medical passion I should know about? Are you mentally stable? Have you been to a psychiatrist? Is there something I should know? Because a lot of people, which they shouldn't feel this way, but I get it. Maybe a bit embarrassed about some chemical imbalances they have, and it probably dated in the past, and people found out and ran the away, so they're reluctant to say certain things. Yeah, but I think that should be a conversation people should be able to have, especially if it's not just chemical imbalances. If it's herpes.

[Mal]

Is that your segue?

[Julian]

I tried sick, segue.

[Damaris]

Both. Sort of. A chemical imbalance.

[Mal]

Yeah. I don't really tie it in. I get it, but. No, I don't.

[Damaris]

What is herpes exactly?

[Julian]

A Gucci third leg. Definitely knows it's a virus.

[Damaris]

Can I start by saying I had never heard of Gucci third leg until this weekend?

[Rory]

Well, you're not.

[Damaris]

And I'm invested.

[Mal]

Now, why would you want to hear about somebody named.

[Rory]

You're not in the sex industry.

[Mal]

So he's in the sex industry? Yes, because I don't know. Sex.

[Rory]

Content creators.

[Julian]

He's got only fans.

[Mal]

Oh, so he's an only fans content creator. He has sex on only fans? Yes. Okay.

[Damaris]

Content creator. Professional content creator. From my understanding.

[Mal]

What is a professional content creator?

[Julian]

He makes money off it.

[Damaris]

Yeah, from my understanding, he's leading the industry. I mean he's got Gucci and a third leg.

[Rory]

He said he had over 5,000 body. He slept with over 5,000 women.

[Mal]

Nice.

[Rory]

And he said that ain't a lot because like his ex told him like she slept with over 2,000.

[Julian]

So when you put it like that.

[Mal]

It was the Splash brothers.

[Damaris]

So over this past, the Rash brothers, I'm glad we didn't talk about this on Tuesday because more, more information is developed. But to give a backstory for those that don't know and trust me, if you don't know now you know, you should be happy.

[Julian]

You're about to know.

[Mal]

You're about to know.

[Damaris]

Over the weekend, this 19 year old woman went on her TikTok, clearly upset, crying. She said, six months ago I collabed because that's what it's called. It's not called fucking, it's called collabing. She collabed with Gucci third leg.

[Mal]

Okay.

[Damaris]

On an OnlyFans piece of content, which I get is verse swaps, like feature for a feature.

[Mal]

Right.

[Damaris]

On OnlyFans interview for an interview.

[Mal]

Yeah, we've done it, We've collabed.

[Damaris]

She then found out after the collab that she had contracted HSV2, which is general herpes. Six months later she came on TikTok and said she wishes she didn't hold that information back, but she was scared and embarrassed. But he just continued on to a bunch of women for six months. And she started to feel guilty. Everyone should know that he has HSV2. And which he then replied, well, let me go on Aiden Ross to clear up these rumors. Yeah, like anyone would. From Trump to Gucci, third leg.

[Julian]

And before I play it, the Danae Davis was the, the woman that he shot with and I guess that day they shot for. They shot four scenes that day. So they throughout the entire day creating content swag. And this was his pulling up his test results.

[Damaris]

What's.

[Mal]

What are you positive for? What is that? Can you read that? It says you're positive for HSV1. Yes. So what is that? Can you explain what that means? So positive for HSB1 means you have had probably like a cool sore, more so stuff like this. And this is very common in the whole world, right? Two or three people in the world have HSV1. Let me look it.

[Damaris]

Let me just look it up.

[Mal]

So I. Most adult stars, they do not test for HSV1. And in the situation, I understand she is a victim, but I'm sorry, Danae Davis is not my victim. Also, to kind of backtrack.

[Damaris]

A pause. Where do we start? First of all, the sentence of saying I have HSV1, I don't have herpes, is kind of a contradiction in itself, as Damaris said earlier. What do you think the H in HSV stands for? And also, she's a victim. She's not my victim is also an insane sentence to say in this situation. Why word that differently?

[Mal]

I mean, she's a victim.

[Damaris]

She's not one of my victims.

[Mal]

I mean, that's like. What's wrong with saying that, though? Like, he's.

[Damaris]

That's implying you have victims.

[Mal]

No, it's not. He's. He's.

[Damaris]

I know he misspoke there, but what.

[Mal]

I took from it was saying, like. I'm not saying that, you know, yes, she. She contracted this disease.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

But I'm not the one that gave it to her. That's what I took from that.

[Damaris]

I know he misspoke.

[Mal]

I'm not trying to say she's lying about anything, but it's not me. That's what I took from that.

[Damaris]

I saw a lot of people online because, you know, Twitter will become a lawyer, a doctor, everything, when these types of things happen. But a lot of people on Twitter, which I believe is completely true. There's only a real certain way with blood work to definitely be cleared of or test positive for herpes. If you don't have a breakout, I think you have to request a certain type of blood work.

[Rory]

A blood. Yeah, a certain type of blood test. And on top of that, those blood tests often have false positives.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

So.

[Damaris]

So he very much could have HSV2. It just showed up as a false positive.

[Mal]

And.

[Damaris]

But again, we don't know.

[Rory]

And. And on top of that, you can. So what people don't understand, and this is why people really need to pay attention in sex ed. You can. So HSV1 and HSV2 are just two different types of the virus. HSV1 usually shows up on the mouth, but there are rare or not so rare instances where if you are giving head to someone and you have HSV1, that HSV1 can be passed on to their genitals. So, no, it won't show up as HSV2 because that's not the strand of the virus that you have, but it is still Considered genital herpes. It's because it's. It's a cold sore that you now have on your genitals. It can be transferred that way. So him Saying I have HSV1 doesn't mean anything because you could have HSV1 and it's just on your penis. And you also had sex with this woman with an open sore. They're both absolutely, astronomically insane. Like you can see in their footage like the. It's right there. I can see it through a phone screen. So putting your tongue on it was wild.

[Damaris]

But yeah, especially after like 4 scenes I feel like.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Start to.

[Julian]

On this on the stream with Aiden, he also explained that he. It wasn't open sore. It was a cut because he shaves his penis.

[Rory]

I know some men who do that.

[Julian]

But the cut was like the. The cut was like in the upper third of his dick.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

I just have so many questions.

[Damaris]

A hairy dick.

[Mal]

How did you attain this information?

[Julian]

Research.

[Damaris]

Got it when he was collecting data in the Lower east side of it.

[Julian]

I was going to say if he said conducting studies. If the cut was located lower, like towards the base, I would shoot him, Bailey. Because yeah, hair can kind of do his thing. Hair doesn't grow up off the tip of your dick.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Julian]

That's stupid.

[Mal]

Just.

[Julian]

You're lying. You're just lying. Like that's why I wanted to make sure I could confidently say he's full of.

[Damaris]

I did always think about that with only.

[Mal]

But what if he was trying to like trim his hair while he was like, while I was soft.

[Damaris]

He got distracted.

[Mal]

Yeah. Closer to the base, right? No, no, no, no.

[Damaris]

I mean if it's not the third leg, that's a soft knot.

[Mal]

First of all, don't ever look me in my eyes and say not the third leg.

[Damaris]

My bad Gucci third leg. Is that better?

[Mal]

No, it's not. Just stop looking at me saying third leg.

[Julian]

But it's Gucci.

[Mal]

I just don't understand people, man.

[Damaris]

Yo, once only fans like started, it was just girls like touching their and being naked then shifted to like full blown. And porn definitely crossed my mind of how they were doing STD checks because. Because from my understanding, like with the real porn, you have to come in with your results like every single time before a scene for everything.

[Mal]

I think the week of your shoot.

[Damaris]

And this is all, you know, gorilla style. This is, you know, back, back to the old days of just, you know, we try and get this done. Like it's how hip hop started shooting and clapping. That's all yeah, you know, this is the mixtape days. Like we. We recording in the bathroom type of thing.

[Julian]

We'll figure it all out later.

[Damaris]

We're just trying to get a record.

[Mal]

We're not there. We're not there yet.

[Julian]

We'll do the paperwork after the record passes.

[Damaris]

This, this was havoc. Making the shook one's drums with the stove like, and actually cocking real guns into the microphone. Like that's what this.

[Mal]

We don't have those plugins yet, but.

[Damaris]

So you know, something gave me a hunch that nobody was really asking for. For test results.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

In these guerrilla style only fan shit. And these people collab, but they also civilians.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

So if this guy has actually fucked 5,000 people.

[Julian]

3,000, by the way. It was. That was. Yeah, yeah.

[Damaris]

That's still crazy. You have to think of what that family tree of 3,000 people.

[Julian]

There's lists of going around of other women, other content creators that he shot with that are kind of floating around the Internet. So obviously the only. The woman. Woman spoke out. But now, like, obviously he has like a treasure trove of content. So now people are just kind of, you know, throwing herpes on every single person that he's collabed with, which they shouldn't do.

[Damaris]

Yeah, that's crazy. But I mean, if you think about, I don't know Gucci third leg whatsoever, nor do I know any of the women that he said.

[Mal]

I never. I never actually one of them.

[Damaris]

I know I never.

[Mal]

Yeah. I never once thought that you knew Gucci.

[Damaris]

I just want to make that clear. I know the, the fans were waiting for this episode for me to address the rumors of if I knew Gucci third leg. I do not know the gentleman.

[Julian]

Oh, ew.

[Mal]

Sorry.

[Damaris]

But if he's fucked 3,000 people, that's in Atlanta. Right. I just assume Gucci third leg is from Atlanta. I'm just, I'm gonna guess.

[Rory]

Wouldn't be surprised.

[Damaris]

There's no way his family tree has not touched your family tree.

[Rory]

Who family tree?

[Damaris]

I think it's impossible. I'm not saying everyone is herpes. I'm just saying if he. 3,000 people in the metro Atlanta area. Somehow you have a third or fourth cousin that has been involved in that whole mix. 3,000 bodies.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Julian]

Damn.

[Damaris]

This girl got 3,000 people in their family trees. He's like, you guys don't think anyone in this room has touched that hole.

[Mal]

Yeah, he was like the. He's like the. He's like the Genghis Khan of like, only fans.

[Damaris]

It's, it's, it's the third leg of separation.

[Mal]

Yo, fan, you keep looking at me.

[Julian]

Saying, that's a good title.

[Mal]

That's not a good title.

[Julian]

That's a really good third.

[Damaris]

He's gonna be in the artwork. You're gonna be the third. You're gonna be Gucci third leg.

[Mal]

No, I'm not. It'll be not even close.

[Damaris]

I think. Louis, as much as we're joking, this should be a big wake up awareness call for everyone that somebody has 3, 000 bodies. Like, no one's exempt. I don't care if you're a virgin. And once everyone's everyone, so you got to be. Our circles are not that big. Like, this isn't a sex worker thing. This isn't. This is just in general. It's nasty out there.

[Mal]

It's disgusting.

[Julian]

Let's play. This was the clip of him speaking on how many women he's had.

[Mal]

The count was like 3, 3000 and 100. But I was really. I didn't feel too bad about it because my ex chick dominant body had like 2,000 or whatever, but so it was like when I was dealing with my chicken, she couldn't really be like, oh, your body counts too much. Because her body count like 2,000. My body count like 3,000. So it's like, damn. Like, I ain't feel too, too bad about it, honestly. Which generation is he from? Is he a millennial?

[Damaris]

That's not alpha right there.

[Mal]

Alpha wife and a girl that got 2, 000 bodies is crazy.

[Damaris]

But porn said. But porn people, wife, other porn people. Like, that's not uncommon. Yeah, that in that profession, that's, like, kind of preferred, I think. Think sex workers do that.

[Mal]

His ex girl is a sex worker.

[Damaris]

I mean, for 2,000 bodies, I would.

[Mal]

Who's.

[Damaris]

I would hope. I don't know the name.

[Julian]

Oh, you know how they say to people, like, to perfect your craft, you got to put in 10,000 hours for maybe for them, it's, you got 10,000 bodies.

[Damaris]

I was watching the interview when Tiana Trump was talking about when she. Bill Maher, like, it's out.

[Mal]

Wait, who? Oh, it's out there. I think that Tiana Taylor. I would have say, wait, what? Because we were talking about Tiana.

[Damaris]

There's not a podcast where Tiana Taylor talks about Bill.

[Mal]

That's why I was like, what? Like, what is happening? And how am I missing all of this?

[Damaris]

But she's discussing that whole thing. But she said her boyfriend dropped her off at the house and waited outside. Like, that's a regular thing with Insex.

[Mal]

Work her boyfriend did what?

[Damaris]

Drove her to Bill Maher's house, dropped her off and waited outside until she was done.

[Julian]

Mall thoughts on that?

[Mal]

Yeah, Just call Better help, man. That's all I got to say, man. You.

[Damaris]

She's in the porn industry. I don't. I don't think that that's. That wasn't crazy.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

She wasn't like talking to Bill Maher. He paid.

[Mal]

Yeah, but it's.

[Julian]

Didn't go there for. Was it the hard questions? What is the final thoughts? Final thoughts.

[Mal]

I get it. But I guess I'm more so on the side.

[Damaris]

He definitely talked her ear off though.

[Mal]

If I'm in the. If I'm in the porn industry and I have a girlfriend and she's in a porn industry, I would just think that. That we. We're both only shooting with each other right now while we're together. Am I crazy for thinking that?

[Damaris]

Yes, because you're also not going into their mind state where they don't view sex the way you view sex.

[Mal]

Yeah, but I just don't know if.

[Damaris]

Just because they get in a.

[Mal]

Drop you off to Bill Maher's house while he thrashes you all over his thrash. And I'm sitting outside Big Bill. I'm sitting outside on World Star waiting for you to come back outside. Like, what am I doing?

[Damaris]

That's how you wouldn't read a book.

[Mal]

What am I doing while my girl is upstairs getting thrashed by Bill Maher?

[Damaris]

You know they have those like ch forge you could attach to your steering wheel. Maybe he was just playing some chess.

[Mal]

Okay. Playing chess in the car, on the steering wheel while your girl is upstairs getting thrashed. Where are you at in life? Like, how did you get that to that level?

[Damaris]

I think you're being a bit judgy. If they were.

[Mal]

I am.

[Damaris]

If they were civilians, yes, I would find that a bit odd. But in that industry. I don't think it's as crazy as you think it is.

[Mal]

Yeah, but I'm just saying they view.

[Damaris]

That way differently than we view it because it's their industry.

[Mal]

I get it. I would just say if I was in that industry and I have a girlfriend now and she's in that industry. We're only shooting with each other from now on.

[Damaris]

I just think that that's how y'all gonna eat.

[Rory]

You go to Adam 22 route.

[Mal]

No. Cuz he still lets other men.

[Rory]

Oh yeah, I forgot about black.

[Damaris]

He does reality shows.

[Julian]

That was one time though.

[Damaris]

He did a reality show.

[Mal]

They do it. They Do a show together where they end of talk with porn stars and then.

[Julian]

Yeah, but it's just women.

[Mal]

No, it's not.

[Damaris]

Oh, that was since that whole big thing with that guy.

[Julian]

Oh, they let it happen.

[Damaris]

He did a reality show with his staff half to his girl. And then after that they did it another letting your.

[Mal]

He just told Aiden.

[Rory]

Y'all lame. I'm going over there to no jumper. Yeah, y'all ain't never let me.

[Damaris]

None of y'all just say you want to Adam22.

[Mal]

Yeah, that's part of.

[Rory]

I said that. See that gaslighting. I said that.

[Mal]

That's part of the job though. It is.

[Damaris]

You think sharp is more her type? Nah, Brick baby. Definitely her type.

[Rory]

Who the is Brick baby?

[Julian]

How do you know these people? Sorry.

[Damaris]

Fine Printmax.

[Rory]

Who's free?

[Mal]

The guy five crab. You know five.

[Rory]

The one that you guys did the interview wasn't too bad looking. What was his name?

[Julian]

He's no longer there. Oh, this is who Roy was trying to put on you.

[Mal]

Free the guy Free Crip Mac.

[Rory]

He could probably. Sure he looked like he could. Never mind.

[Damaris]

Never mind.

[Mal]

Never mind by Crip. Yeah.

[Rory]

Treat the clit like a pinball.

[Damaris]

He going pour. He going to pour oe on that.

[Mal]

Treat the clit like a pinball. What he look like?

[Rory]

He go crazy.

[Damaris]

I'm just saying he gonna scream 55 while he.

[Mal]

55.

[Damaris]

Oh, five the guy, man.

[Mal]

Three to God. Crip Mack, man.

[Rory]

Oh, he's in jail.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

What did he.

[Damaris]

I think he got caught.

[Mal]

Just look at him. Just. Just guess. Guess what Matt got in trouble for? He cripping. He ain't playing. That's real cripping right there.

[Rory]

You crazy.

[Mal]

Yeah. You don't know.

[Damaris]

See, that's they got the right guy.

[Mal]

He not. He not telling us to win no free. He know he did it.

[Julian]

Two arrests for being a felon in possession of a firearm and attempted second degree armed robbery, grand theft and transportation of a controlled subs.

[Mal]

No.

[Rory]

So he did everything.

[Mal]

Listen, that's real cripping going on.

[Julian]

Like he not placing 15 years.

[Mal]

Years.

[Rory]

Oh damn.

[Damaris]

Yeah, for sure.

[Mal]

Let Crip Mac come home. I like and be a star. He's a star.

[Damaris]

And I felt. I felt for him because I feel like his was just taking off.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

When this whole thing happened.

[Mal]

But yeah, that's when it happens, man. When you got one foot in the game, one foot out.

[Damaris]

It's like he had two feet. He was double Dutching with two feet.

[Mal]

He was 20 toes on 55th Street. He was 20 toes in the game for sure. You've got mail.

[Damaris]

Do we have voicemails?

[Julian]

We do. Again, quick reminder, all tiers of Patreon have access to the voicemails. It's pinned on our Patreon. So if you want to leave one or have a follow up to make, please go to our Patreon. It is on the page. Let's get into it.

[Mal]

Yo. So I work with this girl, right? And first of all I'm all about self love and like that and treating yourself and things of that nature.

[Damaris]

So is on the way she, she.

[Mal]

Kind of takes it to a different level a few times. I've been working with her for about a year now. A few times throughout that year she'll just randomly send flowers to herself and like other gifts to herself. Like she'll send them to herself at work and shit. It is, Is that mental illness? Yeah. Or am I tripping? Is that, that a normal form of self love or am I tripping? No, you're not tripping, sir. That young lady is crazy.

[Damaris]

Hold on, is she, is she pretending to like, is she getting surprised at work? Like who are these from?

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Julian]

Did she write herself a note if that's the case?

[Damaris]

Yes. Mental illness for sure.

[Mal]

Said guess from who?

[Damaris]

Like if she's looking at her co workers like oh my gosh, I have a secret admirer. She's doing that, that 100% writing secret.

[Mal]

Admirer on a card that you ordered to yourself. It's mental illness, bro.

[Damaris]

He's so romantic. Like mental illness for sure.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

But if she's just ordering herself flowers to have flowers, fresh flowers at work, then she's not mentally ill. Well then that would make me mentally ill too.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

I send myself, there's like services. I like flowers in the house. So I've done like monthly services.

[Mal]

That's different. Different. That's different.

[Damaris]

But we don't know if she's pretending that they're coming from someone else or is she just ordering herself monthly flowers.

[Rory]

Well, I would assume that I would assum that she's not because he's, he didn't bring it up. Like this is crazy, like making up scenarios. He said how much love is too much self love? And he said that she's sending them to herself. Like if she wasn't sending them to herself, he wouldn't know that. So he just works with her. So I think it's well known that she's sending them to herself. I don't think that there's anything wrong with that. It's a little.

[Mal]

Yeah. She's.

[Damaris]

And this isn't the self important I was talking about earlier, that's fine. If you want to send yourself flowers at work, and especially in those dull ass offices, you want some nature around you, send yourself some flowers. No, again, if she's telling him in the cubicle, like, yo, I can't keep these, these dudes off me. They keep sending flowers. Yeah, that girl is mentally ill. But no, what's wrong with sending yourself flowers?

[Mal]

No, it's nothing wrong with sending yourself flowers. If that. If you're sending it to yourself and you know that. You know these are for me, I've ordered them. But if you're pretending like you said, like, they just keep popping up at your job with flowers for you, you. I mean, just, you know, if she gets mad and she storms out of the office, I think that's your cue to leave too. I think you should leave right after her. That's all I'm saying.

[Julian]

Because I'm trying to think in my mind. This is no different than say, someone that's like, okay, every Friday I get a massage. It's like, it's just treating yourself like that's how I'm viewing it.

[Mal]

Every Friday is massage flowers.

[Damaris]

There's nothing wrong with that.

[Mal]

I'm not wrong with that.

[Damaris]

I mean, it's an expensive habit. Flowers aren't cheap, especially the delivery. But I mean, if you got it, why not? I don't think there's anything wrong with that. I think he's weird for thinking that it's odd that a girl wants flowers at her desk.

[Mal]

Yeah, I don't think that's what it is. I think she's ordering them and then pretending like they're being sent from somebody she doesn't know again. Yeah, she's acting surprised. It's crazy. Acting surprised when they're emailing you saying that they're on the way.

[Julian]

What can.

[Mal]

What, you could track the order.

[Julian]

I'm trying to think like, what, he's outside.

[Damaris]

Yo, the receptionist comes, you have another one.

[Mal]

Another one from guess who yourself.

[Rory]

Guess who?

[Mal]

Your card is on file.

[Rory]

No, but. No, I could see my. I don't like buying stuff like that for myself, but I can see like, you know, setting that like up every month so that every month, like I receive followers and it's like, oh, it's a nice surprise. Not surprise, but like, it's a nice gift from. For myself. Like, like I don't see anything wrong with that. I think that's nice. Somebody got to do it. You supposed to wait For a man to do it.

[Mal]

Yeah, I buy flowers for myself too. I just bought like three O's last week. Some fire of that flower. Oh, man, that flower power was.

[Damaris]

But see, what's the difference?

[Julian]

That's self love buying.

[Mal]

I'm mad at it, but I'm not. I'm also not acting surprised.

[Damaris]

Buying weed.

[Mal]

I'm not.

[Damaris]

Oh, he's so out of touch with the culture, man.

[Julian]

Julian, I thought you were saying flowers like women.

[Mal]

No, women are flowers.

[Julian]

Yeah, that's what I thought he was saying.

[Damaris]

You think Maul bought three women last week?

[Julian]

He could.

[Mal]

I could. But you think I did. Like, that's who we asked. You think I did.

[Rory]

I could.

[Damaris]

You know the same madam that Julia Fox was under?

[Mal]

Yeah. Do I? I don't know if I know that lady, but probably do. It wouldn't surprise me. Found out one of my homegirls.

[Damaris]

Three leg separations.

[Mal]

Found out one of my homegirls was the madam. That shit fucked me up.

[Rory]

Shit.

[Mal]

Did it?

[Damaris]

Or did you start to realize, ah, it makes sense.

[Mal]

No, it. It fucked me up. Cause I didn't recognize it like, before.

[Damaris]

She told me, but then it made sense.

[Mal]

Yeah, I was like, oh, I thought y'all was. I thought y'all was just like taking vacations in.

[Damaris]

Yeah, yeah.

[Julian]

So let me get this. The madam doesn't put out. They just recruit women or how does that work?

[Mal]

She's like the gym. The madam will sleep with. With a guy, depending on who he is and, like, his status.

[Damaris]

But she's like a female.

[Mal]

Like, if he owns the yacht, she'd probably sleep with him. Mm.

[Julian]

She's top dog.

[Mal]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Damaris]

Like the celebrity's team will know where the madams are at, reach out to them, and then she'll pass the roster off so he can go through the book and pick which ones. It's like a brochure he wants. Yeah. GM is probably the best way to put it.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Julian]

Gotcha.

[Damaris]

Which one she's going to put on the trading block that night?

[Mal]

You know, instead of general manager. General madam. You know how to go. You've seen a few.

[Damaris]

I feel like madams would be way better to deal with than pimp games. Just the overall better experience. I think business will go better.

[Mal]

No, I know one madam that don't play. She'll slap the out One of them. Yeah, she don't play. You missed that flight and she told him it was four girls coming and only one. And only three show up.

[Damaris]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Mal]

She for show slapping the out you.

[Damaris]

That's Coming out her pay cut.

[Mal]

Yeah, sure. Yeah.

[Rory]

I feel like I would be a good madam if it was legal.

[Damaris]

I feel like if you're. If you're a. And you miss your flight, like you should retire. You don't have to do much. All you had to do, all you had to do was make your flight to Turks.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Like you couldn't do any other job at that point. You have no admin skills whatsoever. You missed your flight to Turks to go tan and get fucked.

[Mal]

And it was. And it was a late flight. It was like 7pm you know how.

[Damaris]

Early I would be to a flight to Turks? If I got free steak, I'd be.

[Mal]

The day before free steak.

[Damaris]

Like if every meal was paid for at the resort, I would be there. I'd be at JFK the day before.

[Julian]

Rory and Gucci, third leg.

[Damaris]

Like, I feel like a lot of. And I'm not even saying the actual working escorts. Women in general, I think are spoiled and take for granted those trips. Like that's some regular. Can you imagine if somebody flew you out all expenses paid to a resort for you to just relax?

[Mal]

No, you ain't just so.

[Damaris]

I would be so grateful you getting thrashed.

[Mal]

But sex is cool, I'm about to say.

[Damaris]

I mean, is that not. It's consensual. Like that's not enjoyable.

[Rory]

Okay. Okay.

[Mal]

But it depends on who is with.

[Rory]

That's what I'm about to say. Like there they're. It ain't like they going off what their own wants and needs are. It's not like they're going to be pleased. They're going to be somebody tell that.

[Damaris]

To the guy that's working 80 hours in a m shaft. Like her job is. Okay.

[Rory]

Have you ever been an ass?

[Damaris]

No.

[Rory]

Okay.

[Mal]

That's just a crazy.

[Julian]

Yeah, but like the girl doesn't get the ass if. If I'm a madam.

[Mal]

That's just crazy to throw at a man.

[Julian]

But if I'm.

[Mal]

You haven't been ass.

[Julian]

If I'm a madam and I know my roster.

[Damaris]

I liked getting in the. And then also. Also had a full resort, all expenses paid, first class trip. That. That's a job.

[Julian]

Thank you.

[Mal]

Yeah, but then you're taking for granted everything but you factoring you. You see what you're doing is you're banking on everything being like, great. What if you get there and it's like this hideous investment banker from China that doesn't smell good, his breath stinks and he's all over you, he's trying to like kiss you in your mouth and like, you're not gonna. That's not enjoyable for you as a woman.

[Damaris]

Sometimes you have to work a holiday. Sometimes you gotta work a double when want to. It's not somebody. Like, in every profession, there's always days you don't want to work. And I was not the most.

[Mal]

Three shifts in the stock room on Christmas before I fly out. Okay? Some hideous, unattractive woman with bad breath and a stink butt try to sit on my face because she owns a yacht.

[Damaris]

Okay, this is gonna sound.

[Rory]

This.

[Damaris]

This is gonna sound. I'm not talking about those that are getting shitted on by Saudi billionaires. They're earning their keep. I have respect for those women. That's a day's work. She came home with calluses and dirt on her hands. She was shitted on. She got all. She deserves, every dollar. I'm talking about the women, and it's gonna sound kind of gay that are flown out by these amazing NBA players. Like, is that that bad of a fucking job to go fuck an NBA player and be in Turks for the week?

[Julian]

You're talking about the same crop of women. By the way, the women that got shit in Dubai are some of the people that walk the Victoria's Secret one way.

[Damaris]

Okay? So those are their half days, and Dubai is their full days.

[Mal]

Fathers, hug your daughters, man.

[Damaris]

I agree.

[Mal]

Just hug them and hold on to them tight, man. Just hug them and hold on to them tight.

[Damaris]

What was the question?

[Mal]

Yes, she does have a mental illness. Yes, that girl is crazy.

[Rory]

She does not have a mental illness.

[Damaris]

All right. Buy yourself some flowers so you don't have to get shitted on in Dubai.

[Mal]

Yeah, I think you should buy yourself flowers. And when she gets hers, you kind of look at her like, me, too, too. Somebody loved me. Now you got a flower war at work.

[Julian]

Flower war.

[Damaris]

It's like bottle wars.

[Mal]

Yeah. Like, I get flowers, too. No. Why not?

[Damaris]

I don't know if it works that way.

[Mal]

Yeah, that.

[Damaris]

I don't know if the. The fellas are.

[Mal]

We need our flowers. Men need flowers, too.

[Damaris]

I agree.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Buys me flowers. I like what she does.

[Rory]

I bought a man flowers. To be fair, I was in a relationship, and he bought me flowers every week. I always have flowers, so I always felt like men didn't get, like, enough flowers, so I bought him flowers. Granted, I bought him stuff all the time.

[Mal]

What kind of flowers?

[Julian]

Crabgrass.

[Mal]

Crabgrass. Showing up with crab grass in a vase is crazy.

[Damaris]

But you pulled out of the. You know what? Pull it out. It's like dirt Still, Damaris had dirt up on.

[Mal]

This is for you. She dropped it like this.

[Damaris]

You can make it grow. It's another project for you now.

[Mal]

What kind of flowers you got?

[Damaris]

Here's some more shit you can do for me.

[Julian]

Here's something you can work on.

[Damaris]

Why is all women's gifts some more shit I have to do work?

[Mal]

Yeah. Gift is work for us.

[Rory]

I always felt like that, like when my mom would like buy like a grill for my dad. Like you buying for him to cook.

[Julian]

Go pick up a propane tank.

[Damaris]

Thank you for this chore that I now have.

[Mal]

Yeah. A girl bought me a supreme drill set. I said, just cause it's supreme, you think that I'm not drilling up these fucking drapes. Get out of here.

[Rory]

That's fine. No, that's fine. That's fire. But I feel like all men.

[Damaris]

I'm sure you have it on display now though.

[Mal]

It's under the sink.

[Rory]

I feel like all men should have a nice drill set, but Supreme.

[Damaris]

I got mine.

[Rory]

You said what?

[Damaris]

I got mine at Lowe's. Yeah, it works. I don't want the supreme drill set.

[Mal]

She got her some stock eggs. Why you shop shaming?

[Rory]

I got him. I got him roses and sunflowers. I think. I know it was roses. And I think there were like two sunflowers in there. And he left. He was like, oh, thank you. But like you could bought me this, this, this, this and that. And I'm like.

[Mal]

He said, you could have bought me a stripper. Or you a bring your cute girl with the fat ass in here.

[Julian]

Jesus.

[Mal]

These sunflowers.

[Julian]

Where is sunflower?

[Mal]

Where is sunflowers?

[Damaris]

You could have gave me head and. And just been quiet for the afternoon.

[Mal]

Yeah, that's. That's better than flowers for me. Suck me and shut up Dot com.

[Rory]

Do we have another.

[Mal]

We have another voicemail at Gmail.

[Damaris]

That's your only fan. Slash you suck me in sh.

[Julian]

Here we go.

[Caller]

What's up, Rory? What's up, Ma? My name is. We're going to call me K. I'm calling from the Bay Area. One of your older bay.

[Damaris]

I think, bae.

[Julian]

Yeah, sure.

[Caller]

Listeners a little bit older than Ma. Very young at heart though. So the situation I'm calling about is the person I've been dealing with for a very long time, me that person. We're not official. We're cool with that. But he's had some friends who. Who don't know that I'm dealing with him that have tried to get at me and I've shut it down. Point blank, period. The problem is I didn't go back and tell him immediately about the situations. So one particular situation, he found out on his own. Another situation, I told him later on down the line with both situations, he was very upset at me because he felt like I should have told him off rip about what happened and that he felt like, you know, with situations like that, he feels like he can't trust me if I'm not telling him right away. I get his logic partially. But I also feel like me not telling him was to protect his friendship. And I feel like I should get some type of credit because I didn't entertain the situations. So I just want better clarification or better understanding from you guys. How am I wrong in this? All right, thank.

[Damaris]

Thank you.

[Caller]

Bye.

[Mal]

Well, thank you for that call. First of all, I think it's. You're wrong because while I grant it, you're not official, because I think that's her sticking point. They were not official. So does she owe him that to tell him that if, you know, they're not a couple officially, but you would be upset if the roles were reversed and one of your homegirls was trying to talk to him and he didn't tell you about it and you found out however you found out. So that's how you can. It's that simple. If the roles were reversed, you would feel some type of way. If one of your homegirls tried to talk to him and he didn't tell you that you got bitches in my face smiling, I look stupid. It would have been all of that. So, yes, you're wrong for not telling them. And just cause you're not official doesn't mean you don't owe the person honesty. And to be forthcoming with information like that, just because you're not a cup.

[Damaris]

I have a bunch of questions, but I see Damaris, like Mayweather on the ropes bobbing and weaving over there during that whole entire exchange.

[Rory]

No Mo. I mean, I get Ma's point. I think her intentions are what's important though. Because like, sometimes it's like, yeah, I'd be mad about this and I'd feel some type of way, but it doesn't mean that your intentions were bad. Her intention. I don't think her intentions were bad. I think her intentions were. Okay, nobody really knows this and this might cause a rift in their friendship. I don't want him acting funny towards his friend. I shut it down. There's really nothing to know, so I'm gonna be quiet. If you that overprotective of a girl, then you need to let your homies know that she off limits.

[Damaris]

All right, first of all. First of all, first of all, if you have to take the Damaris role in this, I thought you were gonna go a whole different route. His homeboys was comfortable hitting you up.

[Rory]

Because that's what I said.

[Damaris]

He told them you were a slide.

[Mal]

No, see, bro, you always go, how you know that, man? Told them dudes that. That don't mean that they don't know that she's in a relationship.

[Damaris]

Relationship.

[Mal]

I don't know that they're in the relationship.

[Damaris]

Been very vocal that I'm not one of those people. I've. I've had friends that have even asked me, like, yo, what's up? It's cool. Whatever. I don't like to do that type of. But I'm not gonna pretend like, that's not a common thing.

[Rory]

Yes.

[Damaris]

If those are his actual.

[Mal]

That to me. Don't do that. Don't do that. I'm not gonna let you get that off. You told me to stop leaving money bags under somebody's picture.

[Damaris]

That was my ex girlfriend.

[Rory]

You still be leaving them too? I just was on her picture the other day.

[Damaris]

Do I. I'll be forgetting who's in the wrong here.

[Mal]

I'll be forgetting.

[Damaris]

I also did jokingly say that I.

[Mal]

Really don't give a.

[Damaris]

So we're gonna assume. Let's just assume for this, the sake of this conversation, that him and his friends are actually real friends. Right.

[Rory]

Okay.

[Damaris]

If that's your real friends, they are not hitting on the girl you're talking to. Unless y'all have had a conversation of yo, I just. That's for the team. Like, do what you want.

[Mal]

No, no. But if they don't know that they're dating.

[Julian]

Exactly.

[Mal]

They don't know that they're dating.

[Julian]

Yes.

[Mal]

His boys don't know that he's dating.

[Damaris]

Dating her that doesn't know that they're serious. I'm sure his friends know he's. They've been dealing with each other for a while.

[Mal]

Yeah, but even. Even if. Even if your homie know you a girl, sometimes he'll still try to holl at her.

[Damaris]

That's what I'm doing. Because.

[Mal]

But it's not exactly saying, yo, she's a slide. I'm not saying exactly. You know, she's not my girl.

[Damaris]

I know. But he has made it clear if those are his real friends, that that's just something. Like, it don't really matter.

[Rory]

I think you're Putting.

[Damaris]

They would be comfortable.

[Mal]

I'm not mad. They would be comfortable.

[Damaris]

That could be reaching out to her because they know that's just somebod every now.

[Mal]

That could be the case. That could be the case.

[Rory]

But she didn't paint it like that. But also, girls, sometimes women are not.

[Mal]

Keep it real. You know what she's doing? She's keeping up. She's keeping the door open. And because it's like, she's gonna use that as well. If you don't want Holland at me, then make me a girl.

[Rory]

But she. Well, how is she gonna use that when she never said anything? The dude, like, he eventually found that out. And like, she used it, like.

[Mal]

But I'm saying he found it. No, found it. And now her response in that conversation can be, well, if you don't want your boys trying to holl at me, then tell them I'm off limits. Tell them I'm your girl.

[Rory]

Yeah, that's what I said.

[Mal]

No, how about you tell them like, yo, me and homie is dating. Like, get out of here. I'm not.

[Rory]

You think I'ma tell your friend? Nah, I'm off limits when your friend not telling you I'm off limits. That don't even mean that's going out sad.

[Mal]

No, it's not.

[Damaris]

Going out sad would be entertaining the friend after you.

[Rory]

No, that's going out terrible. That's going out horrendous.

[Damaris]

But you might as well dress up as him for Halloween.

[Rory]

See?

[Damaris]

Love you, Kayla.

[Rory]

But I just feel like it's not my job to tell. It's not my job to tell your friends, like, because I'm not. I don't know. I never know where is. And I feel like if your friends feel comfortable hollering at me, just from my personal experience, I'm not as old as her. But from my personal experience, if a man feels comfortable hollering at you and you talking to his homeboy, then it is like Rory said, like, either he completely doesn't know, which means that man don't talk about you to his friends. Or he does know and he don't care because he know his homeboy don't really rock with you like that. Either way, you need to get the up out of there or ask or press him, because I would immediately pressed him like, yo, why is your homeboy trying to get at me? The is going on.

[Mal]

Like, why shouldn't that. That should have been the case. She should have immediately brought that up just like that. Like, yo, what's up? Why your homeboy DMing me.

[Julian]

Like not only one multiple.

[Mal]

Yeah, yeah, but she got that snapback she got. Oh, she a little older too. That thing. She. Ooh, she know how to. She know how to put the chicken on fry and go upstairs and rock you to sleep real quick. Go back downstairs before it burn.

[Damaris]

Tuck you in too.

[Mal]

Oh, that old, that grown, that sophisticated. She done seen some summers for sure.

[Julian]

She know how to put that onto the team.

[Damaris]

She has scars on her knees.

[Mal]

Oh, man, she know how to go upstairs. I got seven minutes to rock this world and go back downstairs.

[Rory]

You could do a lot in seven minutes.

[Mal]

That's what I'm saying.

[Damaris]

It's a long ass time.

[Julian]

Seven up.

[Mal]

Hell yeah. When that thing warm too, she come up there and sit on you like, like that. And then go right back downstairs. You start looking around like, what is life?

[Damaris]

You curl over, start sucking your thumb.

[Mal]

You get.

[Damaris]

You double wrap the blanket over you.

[Mal]

Yeah, that's when you start. You get on Snapchat while you under the blanket like, yo, I don't even know what's happening right now. This just rolled me to sleep. And she's downstairs finishing finishing dinner.

[Rory]

Like, right, you take a nap.

[Damaris]

Tomorrow's dinner.

[Mal]

What? She's meal prepping right after putting me to sleep. Sleep, man. Listen, if I was the homies, I might have to hit up too. I want to get meal prepped. It. Why not prep my meals?

[Damaris]

I. To answer a question, though, I think she should have told him from. From.

[Mal]

Yeah, man, always tell them.

[Damaris]

I would still have that conversation with him. Like, why do you think your friends felt comfortable?

[Mal]

You know why? You know why? Because I've seen this happen. Dudes have tested the chick. I know dudes that be like, yo, hit her up. See what she do. Like, let me see what she. She do. I've seen. I wouldn't do it, but I've seen it.

[Damaris]

I've seen that multiple times. It's a very common thing. And I've always found it odd.

[Mal]

It's. No, it's odd, but I've seen it. Like, dudes, like, all right, I want to see if she.

[Damaris]

If she going or not, because it's kind of gay. Which friend are you picking? Like, now you're thinking about. Now you're thinking about which friend you're gonna send to really test her. That's why I've always found that odd. Like, now you're looking at your friends.

[Julian]

Like, trying to trap someone. It's just. That's so lame. Because it's like, no, it is lame.

[Mal]

But I'm saying that that's probably what this could have been like. I want to see if she's going to be truthful with me and forthcoming and tell me, like, yo, he tried to holla at me, like.

[Rory]

But she did say. She did say. She shut. I think the most important part that everybody's overlooking. Yes, she didn't tell him, but she said I shut it down immediately because that's what's important. Telling you or not telling you, that's her intentions. Like, she said, I didn't want it to be awkward. I didn't want, like, you know, it to cause a riff in friendship. Like, I know how that can be, especially if you continue to be friends with the nigga. Because then it's like, if I tell you this and you continue to be friends with him, then it's like, I told you for no reason and now shit awkward with us and we can never be around, you know? So I get her her good intentions, but she shut it down. And that's what was most important. No, I'm sorry, this can't happen.

[Mal]

I've done that. I've done that to girls. I've literally text. Oh, I'm telling, like, when a girl DM me. That ain't supposed to be DMing me.

[Rory]

O. I'm telling.

[Mal]

O, I'm telling.

[Damaris]

So childish as a man.

[Mal]

Delete a whole account. O you trying to me.

[Damaris]

I ni that whole in the bud early with my friend group when they found out I wasn't the cool. Like, like, yo, it's. It's for the team. Let's have orgies. There was two occasions when I had friends reach out to chicks that I was just dealing. Like, just no real. And they came to me and was like, yo, your. Your friends like, be hitting on me. I said to all them, I like my hoes. It's not for the team. Just cuz I'm not wifeing doesn't mean that y'all can do that. I'm not one of the. She's for the team people.

[Mal]

Like, my hose is crazy.

[Damaris]

I. I like her. Don't do that.

[Mal]

I like my hoses. Why? Wow. Y'all like my hoes. Hey, what's the homies response to that?

[Damaris]

They laughed at me, okay? Rightfully so.

[Mal]

Yeah, you gotta laugh. You gotta be like, what? How you just. She for everybody. Nah, you this. You got her right now. But it's like, that's like renting a car and saying, I love this car.

[Damaris]

Fair. What Fair? But while we're in this city, for this time. That's my rental car.

[Mal]

Okay.

[Damaris]

And it's a one seater.

[Mal]

Okay. I'm not mad at that. I'm not mad at that. I respect it.

[Damaris]

No, this ain't for the team.

[Mal]

I respect it.

[Damaris]

And first of all, we here for the weekend. So, like, I respect it. I'm taking Saturday, you taking Sunday. That's gross.

[Mal]

Small window. I respect it. That I respect.

[Damaris]

I'm talking about wasn't like, in city like a roadie.

[Mal]

Oh, no roadie. I ain't tripping. Like, love they road.

[Damaris]

But we would go back to those cities, though.

[Rory]

Them couldn't stop booking Houston Paloozas.

[Mal]

Yo, it wasn't one time we was going there like, every few months.

[Julian]

We was doubling back, like, not even for a show.

[Mal]

Nah. Just to like, you know, scenery. Yeah. Resources, research.

[Damaris]

We would purposely do connecting flights.

[Mal]

Yeah, research.

[Damaris]

There's directs to la.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

But sometimes you gotta have a layover.

[Mal]

Sometimes. Sometimes you're gonna break up.

[Damaris]

It was more expensive for that later.

[Mal]

Yeah, I get it.

[Damaris]

But I've always been. Maybe that's the, like the beta male in me.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

I don't. Nah. If we're all friends, I don't do the for the team thing.

[Mal]

I feel you.

[Damaris]

I'm with and vice versa. Like, I don't fuck with somebody else's shit. Even if they say that's for the team. All right, well, I'll be on the bench for this one.

[Julian]

There's mad players out there. Pick a different one.

[Mal]

Another one.

[Julian]

I never heard.

[Damaris]

So many other ways. Friends to bond. Yeah.

[Mal]

I'm not trying to like, let's do.

[Damaris]

CrossFit together or something.

[Mal]

I'm not trying to go for a job. Chicks that my homies sleep with. I never was that type of guy.

[Rory]

And all Rory friends are like, black. So it's like, if she, like, like me, like, why you think she, like, would like you?

[Damaris]

Like, you know, every girl I've slept with only sleeps exclusively with white guys.

[Rory]

No, but I'm just saying they treat.

[Mal]

Rory like the same way we would treat a white girl in the hood that lived on a block.

[Rory]

Pass her around, you got to braid.

[Damaris]

Her hair and let her say the N word. Yeah.

[Mal]

I've never been with a. I've never been with a redhead. Let me see what that's about.

[Rory]

All the black men I know love white. White redheaded women. It's like the redheaded women, though, only. Only redheaded white women. They love them for some reason.

[Mal]

I don't.

[Rory]

I never understood why too much of.

[Damaris]

Me can't get into it. Not saying they're not beautiful.

[Rory]

It's just not fire crotch. The fire crotch is now.

[Damaris]

Yeah. That's like HSV3 3 to guys burning.

[Mal]

Tickets available now. New.com we will. Well, if you're listening to this, we're in Toronto tonight. Yes.

[Damaris]

No, no, we were just happened. It was a.

[Mal]

We were in Toronto.

[Damaris]

What a show. Drake came out. Drake did a full interview. He addressed everything. He addressed not like us.

[Mal]

He.

[Damaris]

He leaked the new diss track that's going at Kendrick Lamar live at the show. I guess if you missed it, you missed it. We'll be in Atlanta and he said he's going to do it again in Atlanta.

[Mal]

So yeah, he's going to follow us the rest of the rest of the do it again.

[Damaris]

Do it again.

[Mal]

He'll say it again.

[Damaris]

Wait. He's our supporting actor for the rest of the tour.

[Mal]

He's the opening opening act. Tickets available.

[Damaris]

Do that for him.

[Mal]

New Rory Mall.com we will be in Atlanta November 22nd and then finishing out the year home, New York City, December 14th at the Gramercy Theater. Tickets available now. Hope to see y'all there. Let's have some fun. Let's have some laughs. It's getting cold very fast. I just wanted to throw that out there. Yesterday was kind of like a wake up call for me. I was like, it's like fall. Fall.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

But yeah, everybody be safe, be blessed and we'll see you in a couple of days. I'm that he's just ginger. Peace. No warrior now.