Podcast Summary: New Rory & MAL - Episode 320 | "Above The Rim"

Release Date: November 15, 2024
Hosts: Damaris, Julian, Mall (also referred to as Maul), and occasional guest Rory
Platform: iHeartPodcasts and The Volume

Introduction and Early Banter ([00:00] - [02:16])

The episode kicks off with the hosts engaging in playful banter and lyrical snippets, setting a relaxed and humorous tone. They reference popular culture elements, including mentions of "Arthur the aardvark," teasing listeners with inside jokes and familiar phrases.

Notable Quotes:

• Damaris ([00:27]): "Till sweat drops down my balls... Oh skeet, skeet, oh skeep ski, God damn."
• Julian ([01:04]): "You wish you had love like that. I do."

Long-Distance Pickup Attempt ([02:22] - [04:19])

The conversation shifts to Julian recounting an awkward encounter where a woman engaged with him while her boyfriend was in Spain. The hosts dissect the nuances of such interactions, emphasizing boundaries and the importance of respecting committed relationships.

Notable Quotes:

• Julian ([03:23]): "She was very much coming on to me. And I was like, are you guys open?"
• Mall ([04:45]): "If she was your type and she was hot, you would have..."

Colorism and Social Media Discussions ([05:03] - [08:56])

Damaris introduces a contentious topic regarding colorism, referencing a TikTok video by their friend Clay, who vehemently denies accusations of colorism. The hosts debate the validity of Clay's claims, discussing broader societal issues of skin tone bias and personal attractiveness.

Notable Quotes:

• Damaris ([05:20]): "People will put a higher value on light-skinned women than browner or darker-skinned women. That's colorism."
• Mall ([07:08]): "Some people are just... there's no saving them."

Monkeys Escape Story ([09:20] - [11:43])

The hosts humorously navigate a bizarre news snippet about 43 monkeys escaping a research facility in South Carolina. They joke about the potential chaos and absurd scenarios that could ensue, blending humor with imaginative storytelling.

Notable Quotes:

• Julian ([09:46]): "Monkey steel could have stole the election. Kamala could have used those votes in South Carolina."
• Mall ([10:01]): "Why did they escape from this facility? And I'm happy they escaped."

Social Media Practices: Unfollowing and Friendships ([12:11] - [22:35])

A significant portion of the episode delves into the hosts' perspectives on social media usage, particularly the act of unfollowing inactive or unengaging accounts. They discuss the emotional toll of maintaining online relationships, the pressures of responding to social media interactions, and the challenges of balancing real-life friendships with online dynamics.

Notable Quotes:

• Mall ([12:25]): "Who could it be? Who would it be? I'm trying to think of who do I see on social media that I'm just like, yeah, I wish this person would just disappear forever."
• Damaris ([16:23]): "I don't want to read your diary. ... Some people just tweet to get validation."

Julian's Birthday and Personal Sharing ([26:00] - [29:15])

In a heartfelt segment, Julian shares a poetic reflection on his 32nd birthday, detailing personal experiences and emotions. The group reads excerpts from his poetic Twitter post, revealing deeper layers of Julian's introspection and the dynamics of their friendship.

Notable Quotes:

• Julian ([26:00]): "I was jacked up on a bunch of coffee at Dumbo House, staring at the water, zooted off coffee."
• Mall ([26:35]): "That's a bar."

Voicemail Scenarios and Advice on Friendship Dynamics ([28:16] - [59:59])

The podcast features voicemails from listeners presenting hypothetical scenarios related to friendships and social interactions. Mall and Damaris offer candid advice on handling conflicts, particularly focusing on loyalty, communication, and the complexities of maintaining long-term friendships amidst personal growth and changing circumstances.

Notable Quotes:

• Caller C.J. ([72:41]): "Are we wrong? Have y'all ever been in a position where you had to tell your homeboy..."
• Mall ([75:07]): "That nigga's a hater. From my experience."

Discussion on Music and Artist Introductions ([85:15] - [95:54])

Rory poses a question about encountering a critically acclaimed artist through one of their less celebrated albums. The hosts debate the importance of an artist's discography, suggesting that initial negative impressions shouldn't deter listeners from exploring an artist's broader body of work. They emphasize the value of context and the evolution of an artist's sound over time.

Notable Quotes:

• Damaris ([86:16]): "It sounds like some people go into some things thinking that people are overrated..."
• Mall ([93:30]): "I would send the 22-year-old to the Blueprint."

NBA and Basketball Discussion ([95:00] - [101:00])

The conversation turns to basketball, specifically focusing on the New York Knicks, player chemistry, and recent trades. The hosts analyze team dynamics, player performances, and the impact of interpersonal relationships on the court, blending sports analysis with personal anecdotes.

Notable Quotes:

• Mall ([100:41]): "You're a great player, though. Julius is..."
• Damaris ([99:58]): "So Cat's ass."

Final Remarks and Future Events ([101:00] - [103:41])

Wrapping up the episode, the hosts discuss upcoming events, including live shows in Atlanta and Gramercy Theater. They also touch on current pop culture topics, such as Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul, and share humorous takes on celebrity news. The episode concludes with a blend of humor, camaraderie, and a teaser for future content.

Notable Quotes:

• Mall ([102:53]): "Tickets available now@newroyamal.com..."
• Julian ([103:25]): "Party."

Conclusion

Episode 320 of "New Rory & MAL," titled "Above The Rim," navigates a diverse array of topics ranging from personal anecdotes and social media dynamics to societal issues like colorism and playful discussions on pop culture. The hosts maintain a balance between humor and deep conversations, offering listeners both entertainment and thoughtful insights. Noteworthy moments include their candid discussions on friendship, the impact of social media, and their heartfelt reflections on personal milestones such as Julian's birthday.

For those who haven't tuned in, this episode promises a mix of laughter, relatable stories, and engaging dialogues that encapsulate the essence of "New Rory & MAL."

Highlights with Notable Quotes:

• Colorism Debate:

  • Damaris ([05:20]): "People will put a higher value on light-skinned women than browner or darker-skinned women. That's colorism."
  • Mall ([07:08]): "Some people are just... there's no saving them."

• Social Media Unfollowing:

  • Mall ([12:25]): "Who could it be? Who would it be? I'm trying to think of who do I see on social media that I'm just like, yeah, I wish this person would just disappear forever."
  • Damaris ([16:23]): "I don't want to read your diary. ... Some people just tweet to get validation."

• Julian's Birthday Reflection:

  • Julian ([26:00]): "I was jacked up on a bunch of coffee at Dumbo House, staring at the water, zooted off coffee."
  • Mall ([26:35]): "That's a bar."

• Friendship Dynamics:

  • Mall ([75:07]): "That nigga's a hater. From my experience."
  • Damaris ([78:25]): "They're trying so hard to be the group leader, but that's not you being the group leader."

Upcoming Events:

• Live Shows:
  • Atlanta: November 22nd
  • Gramercy Theater: December 14th
  • Tickets: Available at newroyamal.com

Stay tuned for more engaging episodes from "New Rory & MAL," where the hosts continue to explore a multitude of topics with their signature blend of humor and honesty.