Podcast Summary: New Rory & MAL - Episode 329 | Can I Touch You?
Release Date: December 17, 2024
Host/Authors: iHeartPodcasts and The Volume
Duration: Approximately 2 hours
1. Holiday Season and Personal Anecdotes (00:00 - 05:00)
The episode kicks off with Rory and Mal embracing the holiday spirit, sharing light-hearted banter about Frank Sinatra’s Christmas music. Rory humorously recounts nearly lighting a studio drink fire after being inspired by Sinatra, emphasizing their love for traditional holidays.
Rory [00:26]: "We are back. Top of the week, middle of December. Holiday season."
2. Santa Visit and Holiday Traditions (05:00 - 14:00)
Rory narrates his experience taking his daughter Amara to see Santa, highlighting the chaos and Amara’s overwhelming reaction to the multitude of children.
Rory [02:05]: "She was cool in line, and then the moment we got right up to Santa, she just started losing her shit."
The hosts humorously critique the traditional portrayal of Santa as a white figure, with Mal adding sarcasm about the randomness of Santa’s appearance.
Mal [02:56]: "It's a weird job if you think about it."
3. Live Show Recap and Meet & Greet Highlights (14:00 - 22:00)
Rory and Mal reflect on their recent live show at Gramercy Theater in New York City, expressing gratitude towards attendees from platforms like Patreon and Discord. They share amusing stories from the meet and greet, including a fan attempting to bestow a "strongest knees award" on Mal, which Mal handles gracefully.
Mal [05:23]: "If he hadn’t been here, we'd have had a different experience."
4. Music Segment: Youngest Fan Michael's Rap Preferences (22:00 - 35:00)
The hosts introduce a recurring segment featuring the youngest person in the audience. This episode features Michael from Brooklyn’s Marcy Projects, who surprisingly names Busta Rhymes as his favorite rapper instead of the expected Jay Z.
Rory [07:16]: "He’s from Marcy Projects."
They play snippets of various songs to gauge Michael’s familiarity, leading to playful ribbing when Michael struggles to recognize some tracks.
Mal [10:03]: "I have never heard Busta Rhymes as someone's favorite rapper ever."
5. Controversial Allegations Against Jay Z (35:00 - 45:00)
A significant portion of the episode delves into recent allegations against Jay Z involving an alleged rape case. Rory presents the case details, questioning its credibility based on inconsistencies and the victim's account.
Rory [24:03]: "Once that gets on your jacket, it's kind of over, no matter what the evidence really is."
Mal supports Rory’s skepticism, criticizing the legal representation and the swift nature of the accusations.
Mal [29:30]: "Tony Busby should not be allowed to practice law anywhere in the country."
The discussion emphasizes the importance of due process and the dangers of false allegations tarnishing reputations.
6. Relationships and Group Chat Dynamics (45:00 - 61:00)
Rory and Mal navigate through personal relationship topics, particularly focusing on Rory’s interactions with Cardi B and Offset. They humorously debate the future of Rory’s relationship, especially in the context of leaked text messages.
Rory [32:20]: "Would you want to achieve that?"
The conversation underscores the challenges of maintaining relationships in the public eye, blending humor with candid insights.
7. Music Festivals: Dreamville and Rolling Loud (61:00 - 77:00)
The hosts shift focus to upcoming music events, notably Dreamville Fest and Rolling Loud in Miami. They discuss ticket sales strategies, festival lineups, and express excitement about the performances.
Rory [73:00]: "If I didn't have my plus one ticket, I would have been out there dancing with the fans."
They also touch upon past experiences at similar events, sharing anecdotes that highlight the vibrant festival atmosphere.
8. Billboard's Top 10 Miami Anthems Debate (77:00 - 115:00)
A lively debate ensues as Rory, Mal, Damaris, and Julian critique Billboard’s curated Top 10 Miami anthems. They argue over song placements, cultural representations, and the authenticity of the selected tracks, suggesting alternatives that they believe better capture Miami’s musical essence.
Mal [46:49]: "And they put together and curated a top 10 get up anthem for the city of Miami that speaks to the city and the culture of Miami."
Their passionate discourse reflects differing tastes and perspectives on what constitutes the quintessential Miami sound.
9. Influencer Rumors and TikTok's Future (115:00 - 135:00)
Damaris brings up a trending topic about a TikTok influencer, "Cooking with Kaya," rumored to have a leaked sex tape. The conversation explores the impact of such rumors on influencer careers and the broader implications for social media platforms.
Damaris [61:00]: "She's blown up on TikTok. She has a couple million followers now."
The hosts also speculate on TikTok’s impending shutdown, contemplating the future of digital influencers and content creation.
Julian [62:03]: "I just wondering what these people are going to do, because Instagram doesn't..."
10. Discussions on Consent and Social Topics (135:00 - 150:00)
The podcast delves into sensitive social issues, particularly focusing on consent in various settings like barber shops and medical examinations. Rory and Mal share their discomfort with certain practices, sparking a broader conversation about boundaries and societal norms.
Rory [66:46]: "I have a lot going on right now, but I still feel like I'd remember that."
They critique the necessity and execution of consent inquiries in professional environments, blending humor with critical analysis.
11. Will Smith’s Rapping and Songwriting Debate (150:00 - 180:00)
A heated debate arises around Will Smith’s involvement in rap music, specifically questioning whether he writes his own lyrics or employs ghostwriters. The hosts analyze his recent works, debating the authenticity and craftsmanship behind his music.
Rory [87:00]: "He just bit Julian."
Mal supports the notion that Will Smith does not write his raps, while Julian defends Smith’s capabilities, leading to a spirited exchange.
Mal [112:10]: "Will Smith doesn't write. It's okay."
12. Comedy and Chris Rock’s Monologue (180:00 - 190:00)
The conversation transitions to comedy, with Rory and Mal discussing Chris Rock’s recent monologue at Saturday Night Live. They express admiration for his humor and reflect on Rock’s career, including his stoic response to confrontational situations.
Rory [86:17]: "I like Chris's monologue. I mean, probably not his absolute best, but it was a good monologue."
13. Listener Interaction and Relationships Advice (190:00 - End)
In the final segment, the hosts engage with listener call-ins, offering relationship advice and sharing personal stories. They navigate through topics like infidelity, bisexuality, and maintaining trust within relationships, combining empathy with their trademark humor.
Damaris [123:03]: "She's saying her boyfriend is being homoerotic with his friends. I don't understand."
The episode concludes with well-wishes for upcoming shows and a reminder of the strong community among their listeners.
Mal [124:51]: "Have fun tonight, man. Be safe, be blessed. We'll talk to y'all soon."
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
- Rory [02:05]: "She was cool in line, and then the moment we got right up to Santa, she just started losing her shit."
- Mal [05:23]: "If he hadn’t been here, we'd have had a different experience."
- Rory [07:16]: "He’s from Marcy Projects."
- Rory [24:03]: "Once that gets on your jacket, it's kind of over, no matter what the evidence really is."
- Mal [29:30]: "Tony Busby should not be allowed to practice law anywhere in the country."
- Rory [32:20]: "Would you want to achieve that?"
- Rory [66:46]: "I have a lot going on right now, but I still feel like I'd remember that."
- Rory [87:00]: "He just bit Julian."
- Mal [112:10]: "Will Smith doesn't write. It's okay."
- Rory [86:17]: "I like Chris's monologue. I mean, probably not his absolute best, but it was a good monologue."
- Mal [124:51]: "Have fun tonight, man. Be safe, be blessed. We'll talk to y'all soon."
Conclusion
Episode 329 of New Rory & MAL provides a rich tapestry of discussions ranging from personal anecdotes and live show recaps to controversial allegations and in-depth debates on music and social issues. The hosts maintain their engaging and humorous dynamic, offering listeners both entertainment and thoughtful commentary on contemporary topics.