Episode 341 | The Ugly Doppelgänger

Summary

Podcast Summary: Episode 341 | The Ugly Doppelgänger

New Rory & MAL, hosted by Rory Farrell and Jamil "Mal" Clay, delves into a myriad of engaging topics in Episode 341 titled "The Ugly Doppelgänger," released on January 31, 2025. This episode navigates through Rory’s musical endeavors, the humorous and insightful exploration of doppelgängers, personal anecdotes about mistaken identities, the complexities of discovering unknown siblings, ongoing legal dramas involving celebrities, and observations on modern relationship dynamics in the digital age. Below is a detailed summary capturing the key discussions, insights, and memorable moments from the episode.

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1. Rory’s New Musical Venture

The episode kicks off with Rory expressing his excitement about releasing his first single from his upcoming second album, "Peach, Give me Flex Bombs Crazy Bombs." He proudly announces the single titled "Who Are You Anyway?" featuring the renowned Leon Thomas.

• Rory (A) [05:08]: “February 7th, Rory's new single with Leon Thomas. The legendary Leon Thomas. What's the name of it?”
• Mal (B) [05:10]: “Who Are You Anyway? Who Are you anyway? Great song though.”

They discuss the creative process behind the song, including recording vocals at Quad Studios—a place steeped in hip-hop history.

• Rory (A) [05:14]: “We did the vocals in Quad.”
• Mal (B) [05:19]: “Once he started putting his vocals down, I was like, I think this is probably the first time a melody has ever been recorded in Quad.”

Rory shares his anticipation for releasing more records leading up to the full album, underscoring the importance of this single in defining the album's direction.

• Rory (A) [05:53]: “I’d like to put out three records before the album. So happy getting this first one out.”

2. The Doppelgänger Dilemma

A significant portion of the episode revolves around the amusing and sometimes perplexing phenomenon of doppelgängers—individuals who closely resemble each other.

a. Mistaken Identity on Social Media

Rory recounts an incident where a woman mistook him for Post Malone, leading to humorous and somewhat awkward interactions on social platforms.

• Rory (A) [09:15]: “She thought I was Post Malone. She was trying to pick someone up from jail and got pulled over with fake tags.”
• Mal (B) [09:32]: “But you don't know what type is she from? You don’t know her paperwork.”

This mix-up sparks a discussion about the commonality of people being compared to celebrities and the humorous side of such misunderstandings.

• Mal (B) [10:45]: “They just put a photo up and y'all interpret it. It's hilarious.”

b. Comparing Likenesses

The conversation shifts to Rory being compared to various other figures, leading to light-hearted banter about physical appearances.

• Rory (A) [13:12]: “I’ve gotten compared to Mac Miller before.”
• Mal (B) [13:20]: “That's a sign that people are racist against gingers. I agree.”

The trio humorously debates the validity and reasons behind these comparisons, touching upon stereotypes and personal perceptions.

• Peach (C) [16:14]: “He could be your father. You don't know your dad.”

3. Discovering Unknown Siblings

Exploring the theme of family and identity, Rory and Mal discuss the surprising and often emotional revelations of discovering siblings they were unaware of.

• Mal (B) [32:01]: “Find out about a sibling that my dad didn’t know about? Yeah.”
• Rory (A) [32:36]: “Once your dad comes out, you have to find the truth.”

They share anecdotes about relatives unexpectedly coming into their lives, the challenges of integrating new family members, and the emotional turmoil that can ensue.

• Rory (A) [33:09]: “I had a brother who found out he had a 25-year-old daughter in Jamaica.”
• Mal (B) [35:09]: “I'm a deadbeat. I don't even know.”

4. ASAP Rocky Trial and Legal Intricacies

A substantial segment of the episode is dedicated to the ongoing trial of ASAP Rocky, a high-profile case fraught with legal maneuvering and public intrigue.

• Mal (B) [44:02]: “ASAP Rocky trial in California. He was charged with discharging a weapon.”
• Rory (A) [45:03]: “What do you think? I think it's por favor Rocky might go to jail.”

They dissect the trial's developments, speculating on Rocky's legal strategies, the implications of witness testimonies, and the potential outcomes of the case.

• Mal (B) [46:02]: “If you shoot me and your wife is a billionaire, that's different.”

Rory and Mal express their hopes for Rocky's legal resolution while acknowledging the complexities involved.

5. Kanye West’s Podcast Revelation

The discussion takes a surprising turn when they delve into Kanye West's podcast appearance alongside Billy Corgan, revealing an alleged familial connection.

• Rory (A) [27:04]: “Billy Corgan was on Howie Mandel's podcast and explained that Bill Burr is his half-brother.”
• Mal (B) [27:32]: “Really? Howie Mandel has a podcast?”

This revelation prompts skepticism and humor as they question the authenticity of the connection and its impact on both artists' reputations.

• Rory (A) [28:10]: “I think he was pissed off by it, but didn’t want to make it a thing.”
• Mal (B) [28:34]: “But he’s definitely staying on target. No, no, no.”

6. Modern Relationship Dynamics and Social Media

Transitioning to lighter topics, the hosts explore how social media influences modern relationships, particularly the concept of "soft launching" partners.

• Mal (B) [61:51]: “Have you ever soft launched?”
• Peach (C) [62:33]: “I soft launch all the time.”

They share strategies and personal experiences on subtly introducing significant others online without fully revealing the relationship, highlighting the blend of privacy and public persona in today's digital age.

• Rory (A) [63:24]: “I have done pictures of us hugging and kissing before the podcast.”

7. Celebrity Gossip and Pop Culture References

The conversation is peppered with references to celebrities, movies, and viral moments, adding a layer of pop culture commentary.

• Mal (B) [84:24]: “Pam Greer was definitely a baddie.”
• Rory (A) [86:50]: “I saw Ray Allen’s DM tweet. That’s intense.”

They discuss iconic figures like Alicia Keys, Kanye West, and actors from classic films, offering their takes and humorous insights into famous personalities' lives.

8. Sports Talk: Bronny James and Future Fights

Towards the end, Rory and Mal shift focus to sports, discussing Bronny James' burgeoning basketball career and speculating on potential staged fights between Jake Paul and Logan Paul.

• Mal (B) [117:24]: “Bronny has been playing very well in the G League.”
• Rory (A) [109:14]: “Is this going to be a manufactured fight?”

They express support for young athletes like Bronny while critically analyzing the spectacle of celebrity boxing matches, considering their authenticity and entertainment value.

• Mal (B) [120:05]: “Let’s give Bronny some time. It’s inspirational to see him play.”

9. Voicemails and Listener Interactions

Interactivity with listeners continues as voicemails are read, further exploring topics like doppelgängers and relationship dynamics, maintaining an engaging and community-driven atmosphere.

• Listener Voice [105:08]: “Who is on your Mount Rushmore of baddies?”
• Rory (A) [105:22]: “Vanity from the last Dragon and Prince protege.”

10. Closing Remarks and Future Episodes

The episode wraps up with congratulations to Cardi B for choosing to get a butt crack piercing—a humorous and unexpected tidbit—followed by acknowledgments to their team and hints at future podcast content.

• Rory (A) [121:25]: “Congrats to Cardi B for getting her butt crack pierced.”
• Mal (B) [122:06]: “We had a long day in the studio today.”

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Notable Quotes:

• Rory (A) [05:08]: “I did want to put a visual out with it, but because of the fires in LA, obviously, we couldn't do that.”
• Mal (B) [27:32]: “Billy Corgan was on Howie Mandel’s podcast.”
• Rory (A) [44:02]: “ASAP Rocky trial is gonna get interesting now.”
• Peach (C) [62:33]: “I soft launch all the time.”
• Mal (B) [117:24]: “Bronny has been playing very well in the G League.”

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Conclusion:

Episode 341 of New Rory & MAL offers a rich tapestry of conversations ranging from personal stories and celebrity culture to deep dives into legal cases and modern relationship dynamics. The hosts balance humor with insightful commentary, making it a compelling listen for both regular followers and newcomers seeking an engaging and multifaceted podcast experience.

Transcript

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[A]

Do I have to pay to advertise on our show? Like if I wanted to take an ad out.

[B]

What is that?

[A]

Would you do an ad read for me?

[B]

Yeah, sure.

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But you have to make it your own.

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It depends on what it is though.

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Okay, this is. This is what would be in the copies that would be sent over.

[B]

Okay.

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Must read verbatim. Okay, February 7th. Finally my first single to the second album is dropping Peach, Give me Flex Bombs. Crazy Bombs.

[B]

Right here for your announcement of the single.

[A]

Announcing the announcement.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

February 7th, first single featuring the great, great, great Leon Thomas. I am so fucking excited.

[B]

Good song.

[A]

That would be the copy points now. Make it your own.

[B]

February 7th, Rory's new single with Leon Thomas. The legendary Leon Thomas. What's the name of it?

[A]

Who Are you Anyway?

[B]

Who Are you Anyway? Who Are you anyway? Great song though.

[A]

That's how he sings it too, is who Are you?

[B]

Who Are you? It's one of my favorite songs on the album.

[A]

Should I put together like a promo code?

[B]

For what?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

For your albums. That's nasty. No, you don't need.

[A]

You can pay Apple Music or Spotify the regular price with code. New Rory and Mall.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

To listen to the record across all DSPs.

[B]

Congrats though. I know you've been working hard on this album.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So now you know your first. The first single is ready to go out. How you feeling? Excited. You? Antsy. I know you kind of teasing it.

[A]

Super antsy.

[B]

And then people, the reaction has been great to it.

[A]

I mean, it's not important in the scope of things. I did want to put a visual out with it, but because of the fires in la, obviously we couldn't do that. So we're going to do a video post release. But I'm happy just to get it out. Maybe not the exact way I wanted to, but that's why I have a podcast.

[B]

Yeah, exactly.

[A]

We can just take ads out.

[B]

Listen, man, the people are here for it. They've been asking for the new album and you've been working hard on it. And now the new single is done, ready to go out to the people. You've teased it at some shows, you've teased it on Patreon, I think. Have you played it in spaces yet?

[A]

No, I don't really like doing the beats pill next to the speaker.

[B]

Yeah. Cause you never know how loud, how low you. Yeah.

[A]

And like Clubhouse. That was fun because a pandemic was happening and we were all slightly loud.

[B]

We didn't care how we heard.

[A]

What's funny is all those songs we could hear on our own with our speakers and we was like, nah, let somebody else. Let's go listen to the shittier audio.

[B]

Let's let D Nice play it. Let's go to D Nice.

[A]

No, D Nice at least had good audio, but the rest of us was there sitting with phones, having R B battles.

[B]

Great time, Great time. Love the pandemic.

[A]

But yes, I am excited to Just start the process.

[B]

Yeah. Good, man.

[A]

I'd like. Like to put out three records before the album. So happy getting this first one out. This was the first record that, when we got this done, I was like, all right, I have a direction of where I want to go. I was searching for a while. This was the one that, like, made me feel like, oh, I think we could do a second album now.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So I'm excited.

[B]

It's on the way.

[A]

We. We did the vocals in Quad.

[B]

Okay, let's see what you did there. Try to restore some of the nostalgic feeling of Quad Studios.

[A]

Me and Leon were joking. Once he started putting his vocals down, I was like, I think this is probably the first time a melody has ever been recorded in Quad.

[B]

Man, don't do that. You don't think people was recording melodies?

[A]

No, I think it was all.

[B]

All rap, all rappers, all gang shit.

[A]

But, I mean, Quad is still. Still has that feeling. Like, Leon and I were in, like, the room all the way in the back. Of course, you had to pass Busta Rhymes and 75 of his friends. Yeah, yeah. Does he have a bed there?

[B]

Yeah, naturally. You need to have. You need to have bust in the studio.

[A]

It was. Cause, again, I'd been quading a minute. It was nice that nothing had changed. I walked into the lobby. Davies was right there rolling up. I was like, all right. Things feel okay.

[B]

Everything's okay.

[A]

Then I stood in the spot where Tupac was shot. You can't go to Quad. And I think that. And then we made sad R and B music.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Well, good, man. I'm happy for you, man. I know you've been working hard on this joint, so it's good to see it finally coming out.

[A]

Yeah. With that said, what's going on?

[B]

A lot. I saw you had an old friend of yours making headlines. Yeah, you hit the chat.

[A]

I gotta put that in the group chat.

[B]

Yeah, you hit the group chat with some news, laughing about an old friend of yours who actually, mistakenly, when she first met you, mistook you for another superstar.

[A]

So I was in one of my group chats, and Cas had just had this woman on his podcast shout out to Kaz. And another one of our friends was like, why'd you do that? And then dropped the link. I thought it was fake, like it was just a mug shot. I was like, there's no way that's Cecy. Then I click the actual video, and she's trying to pick someone up from jail and gets pulled over in the police precinct parking Lot for fake tags. And then she goes, nah, that's cool. I'm not even a citizen. I was like, I didn't even know you could do that. And then I thought to myself, ceci's from the Bronx.

[B]

But why you snitching?

[A]

How you can't just say, yeah, but.

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Why you snitching, though? You don't know. You don't know what type is she from? Yeah, exactly. You don't know what paperwork she shuffled around and trying to get away from.

[A]

She can't snitch on a birth certificate.

[B]

What you mean? But maybe they don't have her birth certificate. She knows somebody, you know, that was able to go on the computers and shift some things around.

[A]

I have to go on checking a PC if I say I snitch on a bird certificate.

[B]

Yeah, just chill. You don't know what she working on down there.

[A]

But then I started thinking. I was like, if that gets her out. What a ballsy move this week. I feel like the moment you say, I'm not an American, you are over the border in a heartbeat. You couldn't even finish the sentence before, like, well, that's why we pulled you over. I could tell.

[B]

But wait.

[A]

I just feel like.

[B]

All right.

[A]

My pops always, always told me the best advice. Only break one law at a time. If you know you're breaking a law, don't break another one.

[B]

Overlap.

[A]

Yes. Like, if you're. If you want to run a red light, make sure your shit is registered.

[B]

Yeah, the car is clean.

[A]

Yeah, I understand. A good friend. I think it was her boyfriend that she was picking up. Don't go to the police station with an illegal car.

[B]

Yeah, why not just take an Uber to the police station? I feel like Uber is the answer for everyone.

[A]

Or park around the corner.

[B]

That, too. Walk. Yeah, let's walk to the car.

[A]

She pulled a fucking Maybach into the sergeant's parking spot with fake tags.

[B]

So they say she had counterfeit diplomatic.

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Tags, which is also, like, listen, how.

[B]

Do you know that they're counterfeit? How does the police know that those are counterfeit?

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They looked them up. Looked her up, and looked them up.

[A]

I know a few people that have had some fake tags in my time, but if you're also gonna have a fake tag, why would you make it a diplomatic plate?

[B]

Well, again, you know, she's. She's probably working on something down there.

[A]

She might as well pulled up in a police uniform at that point. Like, ma'am, we know you don't work here.

[B]

Yeah, but she didn't get no time. She didn't. She's not in no real trouble.

[A]

No, I think she's claiming that it did show up in the system and she's gonna sue Miami pd. So, I mean, there you go. Rumble, young woman, rumble. Yeah, go get your money.

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Cecy, who did she say you looked like, though?

[A]

Who did she say you look like in 20? I don't know, PJ. Was that like 2015? Yeah, 2015. We were in Miami doing palooza. And you know, Raven grew up with sexy. They're all from the Bronx. So she was down there and we were at dinner. Me, her, Raven, and Austin. I wish I could remember how it even got to. I was Post Malone. I don't know if.

[B]

Wait, what?

[A]

I don't. It was Postpalooza. What's that mixy ass diner everyone goes to in Miami? Oh, man, it's like fake fancy, but it's diner food.

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Yeah, I forgot the name.

[A]

That's where this is at. So we go there. I don't remember. White Iverson was scorching the streets at this time.

[B]

Don't ever say.

[A]

It was blazing hip hop and R B.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Smash record. I don't know how it got to the conversation, but Austin went, yeah, no, that's Post Malone joking. And she, completely sober, did not even have a sip at Palooza. Was like, really? And Cecy's an artist, so she thought that time was a way to pitch for, like a feature. She's like, I'm really into White Iverson right now. And like, I had to play the humble role. Like, yeah, man, you know.

[B]

Did she see the White Iverson video?

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I would hope not.

[B]

You and Post look nothing alike. Let's just start there.

[A]

You know what's funny? At this point, I didn't even know what Post looked like.

[B]

Yeah, well, that's what I'm about to say. Because at first, a lot of people didn't see the video yet. They didn't really know what Post looked like. People knew. Knew the record, obviously. But if you pull up a picture of Post Malone, nobody's going to think that.

[A]

And nothing about me screams that song that that guy would make White Iverson.

[B]

No, I mean, but nothing about Post.

[A]

Screams that sound era. I would need some tattoos on my face. I didn't look like that era at that time.

[B]

Bro, you. You look nothing like Post Malone.

[A]

But what was funny? Like, I really thought she was eventually just going to get the joke. And it got even better. Cause as we're grabbing the check, she's like, yo, do you mind if I grab a photo with you? And I was like, okay. And she's like, I'll send you some music. I was like, all right.

[B]

Bet this was your first time meeting her. Obviously.

[A]

Yeah, but I mean, after that, we. She was around all the time. That's the homie. She. Then later that night, we're all at the Airbnb, she posts the photo, and not only did she tag Post Malone, she said, saucing with Post Malone.

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I'm saucing. That's so.

[A]

And she even did, like, the cool pose. Like, we were really friends. Like, you're not. Like, I really. I hang with Post. That's my guy.

[B]

We just bumped into each other, but we're besties now.

[A]

And immediately, all the comments.

[B]

That's not Post Malone. And she tagged them. Yeah. How you tag somebody, think you with them and don't click on the person's picture and see, like, this ain't the same person.

[A]

She. First of all, Damaris, you shouldn't be laughing because if you scroll down, look at the first. Like, who the first, like.

[B]

Damaris.

[A]

Damaris is the first, like, on the saucer with Post Malone photo.

[B]

Damaris.

[A]

A young Damaris.

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Yeah, I was probably, like, 20 back then. I probably thought that was hilarious. But.

[B]

Wait, so you was following her already?

[A]

No. So once she posted it, I. We also. I think Raven screenshotted it, but she deleted it pretty quickly after everyone commented, hey, that's not Post Malone. She deleted it, but Raven had the screenshot, so I ended up with her permission because we joked about it. Yeah, she thought it was funny. I posted it, okay.

[B]

Oh, you posted it.

[A]

Yeah, I posted the screenshot.

[B]

Got it. All right.

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That's fudgeing hilarious.

[B]

I mean, I know.

[A]

Give me a.

[B]

You look nothing like Post Malone.

[A]

Give me a 30 rack a day and some smokes, some Marlboros. I get there.

[B]

It's going to take you a few years, but, yeah, some tats on the face.

[A]

No more water.

[B]

No more water.

[C]

Who else do you get compared to other than, like, Mac Miller? Bill Burr.

[B]

People have compared you to Mac Miller.

[A]

I've gotten that before.

[B]

That they thought you were Mac Miller.

[A]

No, no, no. That they look just who I look like.

[B]

Okay, you look nothing like Mac Miller.

[A]

I agree with you, but it's a pretty common thing.

[B]

That's a. You know what that is?

[A]

That's a sign that people are racist against gingers. I agree.

[B]

Well, that, too. But people just. No matter what, their perception of things is always going to be different from other People. Because there's no way I would ever even walk past Rory in the street if I never knew he was and would for a second think that that was Mac Miller. Like, it's.

[A]

No one's ever came up to me. I mean, rest in peace, when Mac was alive, called me Mac Miller. It was only to be a joke. Or like, yo, you want me?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, I get it.

[A]

We like, you know, gingers that like, boom bap.

[C]

I think you look more like Mac Miller than Post Malone.

[A]

Well, yes, I look more like Mall than Post Malone.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And first of all, I didn't like that little shot. I don't look like Bill Burke. I don't.

[B]

You don't look like Bill Burr. We look like all gingers are not created equal.

[A]

We don't share any features besides the hair.

[B]

Yeah, that's it. Nah, nah.

[C]

That. He could be your father. You don't know your dad. He could be your father.

[A]

I know my father.

[B]

He could be your dad. No, I know my father.

[C]

Rory looks more like Bill Burr than Mac Miller. In.

[B]

All right, If I got Damaris might be onto something. Yeah.

[A]

If I got the JV baseball coach, math teacher goatee that Bill Burr has right here, maybe. Okay, I guess I don't really know what I look like without a beard. It's been a very long time, but you should say this. I never said this. I want to make that very clear before you guys start clowning.

[B]

No, you said it.

[A]

I've never said this.

[B]

You used to say that the girls on. When they hit you, they DM you like. So who do people say you look like?

[A]

And I sent over Bill Burr. I got the panties.

[B]

I don't say it. But, you know, people say I look like Bill Burr.

[A]

I've never. I've never gotten that deal.

[B]

And then Rory. Rory follows it up where he just sold out the guard two nights in a row.

[A]

Yo, I'm. I'm sorry. So bad at. At flirting and reading cues. I would probably start sending her bits like, yo, you got to hear this one. Did you understand his point? Like.

[B]

Yo telling a girl. Yeah, they say look like Bill Burr. He just sold out the Garden two nights in a row.

[A]

You want to hear his dog bit like what?

[B]

Makes no sense.

[A]

But no, Bill Burr is not an unattractive guy. But I just don't think I look like.

[B]

I mean, you look like. You look more like Bill Burr than Matt and. And. And Post Malone for sure. Yeah.

[A]

Now I. I've gotten my entire life. I never said this. Justin Timberlake. I'VE gotten for quite.

[B]

See, see, this is where yo. See, this is where y'all start going crazy.

[A]

I agree.

[B]

Who told you that?

[A]

Everybody.

[B]

Who told you that?

[A]

Name them. Everybody just start. Find the yellow pages and start naming a name. They all said it was actually usually. No, it was mostly like moms and like, women older would always say that. Yeah, I don't think I look anything like him whatsoever.

[C]

Y'all had the same dark, haunted white people eyes. I think, like, that might be it.

[B]

No, that's how white people look when they stare in the sun too long.

[A]

Those are the. Those are the eyes of. Coming out of. What was he on retirement? What was the kid show he was on? Mickey Mouse Clubhouse? Those eyes. He had a similar experience coming out of Mickey Mouse.

[B]

Yeah, those eyes have seen some things. He saw Justin like he saw some shit in Hollywood that changed.

[A]

The fat fucking pedophile that found Nickelodeon.

[C]

Why you gotta be fat?

[B]

He is.

[A]

Look at. Look at what your concern was in that sentence.

[B]

Why he gotta be fat? No, why he gotta be a pedophile? Demeritz went to. Why he gotta be fat? What?

[A]

Let's be nice to him. Let him shame the pedophile.

[B]

Fuck him.

[C]

Josh and Drake. Drake and Josh.

[A]

No, I'm talking about who founded.

[B]

No, he.

[A]

Drake and Josh.

[B]

Oh, Drake and Josh. Founding.

[A]

Came out like 2000.

[C]

Oh, I know the foot guy. I know who you're talking about.

[A]

Yeah, that nasty guy. But yeah, I see that in Justin's eyes. But I've gotten Justin Timberlake a lot. I don't see it at all.

[C]

Me either.

[B]

No, you don't look like just a Tim lady.

[A]

Sorry you didn't have that confidence when Burr came up.

[B]

Well, no, you got to give. See, because the marriage is a woman, so she sees things differently. So we gotta. Gotta kind of see what she sees.

[A]

Well. Well, who would it be?

[C]

What for you?

[A]

Yeah, I guarantee you it's not someone ugly. Go ahead. So you want to look like you're.

[C]

The ugly doppelganger, so everybody else is attractive.

[B]

You're the ugly doppelganger. Everybody else is attractive.

[A]

I'll be last on the list. If JT is number one, that's cool. @ least. At least I'm on the list.

[C]

Who've all your doppelgangers? I don't think you have anymore.

[B]

Who's doppelgangers? Bill Burr.

[C]

Yeah, that's it.

[A]

It's just me. And he just looked like one William Burke.

[C]

I can't think of anybody else. Ma. Who do they say you look like?

[B]

Oh, J.

[A]

Prince.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I really feel like I gotta pee. Y'all should do 23andMe, because can you imagine the dynasties coming together between Rap A Lot and Rockefeller?

[B]

I know. I know who my dad is.

[A]

Not. But he may not know that J. Prince is a son.

[B]

No, my dad knows.

[A]

I'm not saying Jay Prince's. I'm saying brother.

[B]

No, my dad knows who his kids.

[C]

Kid, please pull up J. Prince. Oh, J. Prince. Though not young.

[B]

I don't look like J. Prince.

[A]

The COVID of the book when I got sent to me, I was like, wow. Maul wrote a memoir.

[B]

Hey, fuck y'all, man. I look like J. Prince.

[C]

J Prince is a nice looking older man.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Wait, so you're saying I'm a nice looking older man? Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

I'll take that.

[A]

What's the.

[B]

I'm not gonna argue that.

[A]

What's the one they always. Yeah, right there. That's from the book cover.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Mom, you should do this. Just go like this.

[C]

Oh, I ain't gonna lie, man.

[B]

That's me.

[C]

That's you, man.

[B]

Nah, they said I look like. They used to tell me I look like Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel. They used to hear that a lot growing up.

[C]

I don't see it.

[B]

I used to hear that a lot. Kel, Ray J. Mace. It was any. Any brown skinned dude with waves growing up.

[A]

I have never put Ray J together and now I will never unsee it. Yeah, you look like Raymond J. I.

[B]

Used to hear that a lot growing up. Yo, Holy shit. Anybody that was brown skinned had waves.

[C]

They ain't never tell you you look like Morris Chestnut.

[B]

Nah, not Morris Chestnut, okay?

[A]

Not anybody wears Chestnut. That's your Justin Timberlake, Morris Chestnut.

[B]

It was always Ray J, Mace and Mace. Kel Mitchell. Yeah, like young Mace.

[A]

I get you. Maybe young you and young Mace. I could definitely see.

[C]

I'm crying. I'm still crying at J. Prince. That is actually really.

[B]

That's funny, right? Damas. Guess who they say you look like.

[C]

Who they say I look?

[B]

You gotta throw that off. Like, guess who they say you look like.

[C]

The pizza man told me I look like Janet Jackson. He got $30 tip.

[B]

Janet Jackson.

[A]

They told Smokey D. They told Smokey the same thing.

[B]

Yeah. Baby D, hold up, hold up. That nigga told you you look like who?

[C]

Janet Jackson.

[B]

Baby D, first of all, how you went to the door, cuz, if you home, you chilling, hair tied up like. How did you go to the door?

[C]

I was done up. I was on my way Out. We were pregaming. Yeah.

[B]

They said you look like.

[C]

Why would you pull a picture of her up with a ponytail?

[B]

You said you look like Jan.

[A]

I don't know, man. I do kind of.

[C]

You know what?

[B]

They said you like Janet Demita.

[C]

Yeah, Janet Demita. Joe, what's up? No, but I actually get. I get Dwight Howard's baby mother the most.

[B]

I thought you must say Dwight Howard. I was about to say, yo, Baby D. I'll fight as your friend.

[A]

Who the said that? Because we fight.

[B]

Whoever said you look like Dwight Howard. Whoever said you look like Dwight, we could fight.

[C]

No, no. Dwight Howard baby mother. Royce Reed. I get Royce Reed.

[B]

Okay. I can see the nose. The nose.

[C]

Especially when we were basketball. She was on basket wise when I was younger.

[B]

I can see the nose. The nose, mouth area. I could see it.

[C]

And then also Lisa Ray when I was younger.

[B]

Lisa Ray.

[C]

Lisa Ray when I was younger. I've heard that multiple times.

[B]

I gotta see young baby D. Because Lisa Ray, y'all don't. Y'all don't look nothing alike.

[C]

I didn't.

[A]

Derek. You didn't. You didn't catch the Lisa Ray vibes.

[C]

I don't think it's the nose.

[B]

This thing is the nose. Yeah, they're looking at the nose. The nose is very, very pronounced.

[C]

Gorgeous. Gorgeous women, though. But, yeah, that's who I've always gotten. Royce Reed or so Janet Jackson and also Brie Stevens. Recently they told me when they.

[B]

Well, a certain clip. Yeah, that one clip. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Because I don't think y'all look alike. But once that went up on ig, I was like, oh, yeah, yeah.

[B]

For a second.

[C]

Comment section was people telling me that I looked like Brie.

[B]

Shout out to Brie, happy birthday. Her birthday was the other day.

[C]

Oh, happy birthday.

[A]

And I had. I was living in Newark and I got pulled over on South Orange Avenue. Gave the cop my license. He went back, came back to the car and said, you know, you look like the professor, right?

[C]

Oh, that's your. I forgot.

[A]

I was like, yeah, gotten that mind.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely.

[A]

And then he let me go.

[B]

That's just spot on. That's spot on. That's like. Okay.

[A]

I honestly think he pulled me over to tell me that.

[B]

Yeah, no, professor. 100%. You definitely like the Professor.

[A]

And we follow each other. Now I got to. We gotta do some ginger content together. Yeah.

[B]

Shout out to the professor. Legend, man. Basketball legend.

[A]

Love to have him on. I think I talked to someone on his team.

[B]

That's definitely you, right? There. Rory.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Oh, my God. Oh, we found the COVID of the episode. There it is, right there. Bow, Peach and pg. Yeah, just that picture right there. You just use that one.

[A]

No, I have childhood photos identical to him.

[B]

Yeah. No, no, no, one. That's definitely. That's the. You might need a. Y'all might need a 23, man.

[A]

And I'm telling you, man, I. I played a lot of basketball as a kid. Not saying I was good, but I played a lot. And this was at the height of professor, like, that was the fucking greatest thing ever to see that young white guy go.

[B]

He inspired you to go out back to the parking lot.

[A]

No, he inspired the rest of every neighborhood. I played basketball in that. Thought I was going to be amazing when you came to the park anytime, you know, teams like, yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone. Yo, professor, now he gotta have a handle.

[B]

No, I don't.

[A]

It was like, the first time. It was the equivalent to, like, when you would. The only black kid out of school would get picked for basketball, and he'd end up maybe not being good at all. It's like, damn, I picked the only black guy that can't play ball. That was my version of that. Everyone just assumed guys that look like that could play in N1. Yeah, and I was trash. There was no off. The easiest. No just shoot no Spider Damaris.

[B]

I ain't gonna lie, though. You got off some. That Janet Jackson. You got that off, yo.

[A]

What do you think?

[C]

I don't think that I look like Janet Jackson, but I'm just saying that's a piece of being said.

[B]

I mean, no, though. If you put a mole in, like, Halloween and get your. Like, get your black cap, you can get your rhythm nation off.

[C]

Oh, for sure. I've thought about being J. F. Yeah.

[B]

You can get your rhythm nation.

[A]

I'm shocked. You haven't.

[C]

You gonna be Michael.

[B]

I could be Mike before the.

[A]

They both have Vigo.

[B]

Don't do that to Mike.

[C]

I just said before, I. You know, I love Mike.

[B]

Yeah, I. I could be. I could be mj.

[C]

Or you could be Jermaine Dupri. We could be. We could be J and Jermaine Dupri.

[A]

That'd be cool.

[C]

All right. Never mind.

[A]

But you gotta wear, like, really, really high heels, so you're way taller than him.

[B]

You gotta wear platform boots.

[C]

I wear toms.

[B]

Don't do that to J.D. that's my man. Don't do that.

[A]

What do you think Peach would get?

[B]

Peaches. That's Brian Reeves, right? That's big country. That's Big Country Brian Reeves right there. Yeah, that's Peach. Yeah, that's peach right there. Come on. Big country Peach.

[A]

What have you gotten before?

[B]

Got Gary on. Gary Owen is crazy. You look like Gary Owen. Nah, no, nah, Peas. You look like Gary Owen. No, he.

[C]

Whenever. When I posted him for his birthday, that were all the comments. They was like, damn, you out with Gary Owens. I'm like, oh, my God.

[B]

Yo, that is fun idea. I see it. That's definitely. Peas is definitely Gary Owens.

[C]

And he like white women. I mean, black women with fat asses too. Like, Gary Owens.

[A]

Yo, Gary, why you putting Peach out there?

[C]

Like, oh, my bad, sorry.

[A]

Peace. Gary Owen tried to have a bottle war with me without my consent in a club. Yeah.

[B]

What club were you in where Gary Owen was there?

[A]

We were at the Anthony out 2017 maybe. And the Anthony on Bleaker. I mean, it's closed down now. Most of the club was downstairs and then upstairs had like, just two small sections.

[C]

Oh, good times.

[A]

And we were up there and the other section was empty. Ten, 15 minutes later, here comes in Gary Owen and his crew. And I had bought one bottle, but that's all I was going to. That was like my limit for the night.

[B]

Yeah, I didn't even. I don't even know white people have bottle wars. Like, I never knew that was a thing.

[A]

I. I wasn't aware of it either. Then all of a sudden, y'all get.

[B]

A six pack in the club and be chilling.

[A]

Or Steve sneak it in too. Yeah, Gary Owen, all the sparklers come up and he starts laughing with me about the white guy in a black club bottle war. And I said, I don't. I don't want to play like, you got this. You win, bro. I don't have Think Like a Man money. This bottle was actually discounted because I.

[B]

Think how much money?

[A]

Vince gave me this bottle for, like $200.

[B]

I don't have things like a man money.

[A]

Gary, he was a nice guy, though.

[B]

He seems like a cool guy.

[A]

Yeah, we have funny. And he was very hospitable. Like, the sections just became one. And like, we didn't know anyone with him either. He was just a very nice guy. Yeah, but, yeah, $96 million. Gary Owens Worth.

[B]

Gary Owen is not worth.

[C]

Yo, can you search?

[A]

No, he got all the money from Think Like a Man.

[B]

They gave it all to Gary.

[A]

Speaking of Bill Burr, though, and other white comedians and Doppler gangers for that matter, did you guys see what the Howie Mandel podcast? Bill Burr was on there and what's the guy from Smashing Pumpkins.

[C]

Billy. Yeah.

[A]

Billy Corgan. I hope I'm pronouncing that right. He was on Howie Mandel's podcast.

[B]

Howie Mandel has a podcast?

[A]

Yeah, it's good. It's with his daughter. Word. It's a good podcast.

[B]

Okay. Dope.

[A]

So Billy Corgan was on the show prior to Bill going on last week and was explaining to Howie Mandel that his stepmother came to him as an adult and was like, do you know that comedian Bill Burr that's actually one of your half brothers?

[B]

Really?

[C]

What?

[A]

He told the whole story. Very, like, seriously, too. And that they share the same father, and that's like, the illegitimate other family. So then Bill Burr comes and does Howie Mandel's podcast a few days ago, and without any warning, walks in Billy Corgan.

[B]

So. So Bill Burr had no idea this was happening.

[A]

No idea whatsoever.

[B]

And he didn't. And he finds out on camera that they're half brothers.

[A]

No, he had saw the clip but didn't react or say anything. Like, imagine hearing that news for the first time on YouTube that the lead singer of Smashing Pumpkins is your half brother.

[B]

So, Bill. Okay, so Bill Burr heard that before.

[A]

This episode, but he didn't, like, react to it or say anything.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

He was just there to do Howie's show, and then they sat down to discuss. I can't tell if this is a bit. I think it's a bit.

[B]

Well, no, Bill Burr looks. He looks a little.

[A]

No, they look identical.

[B]

No, no, they definitely. Like, they can be related. But I don't think this is a skit or plan because Bill Burr seems a little thrown off at him walking in now.

[A]

Why? I think it's a bit in. Bill Burr is actually a great sport by a bit. I don't think it was planned because you can hear Bill Burr's anger in it. Like, yeah, can you stop telling that story on podcasts?

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Because you have to think about that. Like, it's probably not true, but think about all of Bill Burr's family.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, I'm pretty sure his parents are still married. Like, now the lead singer of Smashing Pumpkins, you find out, like, can you not tell everyone that story without it being confirmed? Like, I have a mother. This could affect my family. So I think he was pissed off by it, but didn't, like, really want to make it a thing, so just went along with the whole thing. Like, he made funny jokes, like, all right, so what's the relationship with your dad? Oh, I see the. I see the same Sadness. Maybe we are brothers. Like, he. He did a good bit, but I could tell he was pissed. And I also don't think it's true at all. And that's really why Bill Burr is upset. Like, you're. You're going onto a podcast. You're not even making it sound like a joke. You're seriously saying this? And my family. Yeah. My dad doesn't have kids he doesn't know about.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

We have five brothers. Marriage. Like, don't say that.

[C]

But how do you know that that's not. Like, how do you. How would you even say that's not true? Like, how would you even prove that that's not true?

[B]

That that's not my half brother?

[C]

Yeah. Like, do you make him take a DNA test? Like, if you tell him the truth. Let's take a DNA test.

[B]

I mean, if. I think if you feel like there may be some truth to it, like, you know, maybe your dad used to spend time in the city where his mom is from, or vice versa. Your mom went there, vacation, met a guy. I mean, maybe if it's something like that, but if it's absolutely no way that, you know, either one of your parents ever crossed paths, then I think it's just like, all right, cool. Yeah, we look alike. But no, Bill Burr asked.

[A]

He said, so. So what'd your dad do, like, for a living? It's like, oh, well, he was a musician. He's like, ah. Told me he was a dentist.

[B]

That's funny.

[A]

That's also. I don't think it's true. And again, I don't know everything about Bill Burr's life, obviously, but his dad, he has bits about. His dad was a dentist. He worked in his dad's dentist office. It's like one of his first jobs. Not to say that someone couldn't have had a career as a failed musician and then went into dentistry. It's not just a wild one.

[B]

It's a crazy term. Yeah, it's a crazy term. Not impossible, but it's a crazy term. Isn't that actor from. From Hangover, the Asian guy? Isn't he a dentist? I think the Asian guy. Right. He's a doctor. Or pediatric. He's something, right?

[A]

He's like, oh, yeah, he was. He was a doctor.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, right.

[C]

Holla. City of squalor.

[A]

But I could see you're all right.

[C]

Baby D. That's what he said.

[B]

That.

[C]

Yep. Whatever. Y'all ain't watched the movie?

[B]

What, Hangover?

[C]

Yeah, that was some Hangover 3.

[B]

I think that was that. Oh, that was like when they got a little. Yeah, that was like the last one, right?

[A]

I mean, if you know the movie so well, what do they say when they pull up to the house? Paging Dr.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I thought you. I thought you loved the movie.

[C]

I fucking love it. You almost got me, though.

[B]

The word is coming back.

[A]

Well, Maul, you have a lot of siblings. There's a high percentage chance with those numbers that you might find out about a sibling later down the line. Did that ever happen?

[B]

Find out about a sibling that my dad didn't know about? Yeah.

[A]

Or you just didn't know about.

[B]

Nah, nah, nah. We all. All of a sudden we all know each other. I mean, if it's somebody else out there, they haven't come forward yet. Good. Stay over there.

[A]

Ain't. Nah. No way. A sibling saw the big pimping video and was like, I'll keep it. I'm gonna keep that to myself. I'm not gonna approach that family.

[B]

Yeah, nah, hopefully. I mean, pops was, you know, he was out. He was outside, man. But I think. I think we all, all the siblings, we all have a relationship. We all know who we are.

[A]

Damaris.

[C]

My father has said that he thinks he saw. He saw a little girl one time and she really like, int. Like she looked like him. And like, he really thought that there was a chance that might be his child. She was with a nanny, but other than that, no, I'm not looking for anybody else. I already got to split the will four ways.

[B]

He should have took some of her hair and got a DNA test.

[C]

You just want my dad to walk up to a little girl and pull on her hair.

[B]

You're like, hey, how you doing? Act like he's just kind of get a strain out of her head and then take it and get a little DNA test.

[A]

Yeah, no, that feels like a really good strategy. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Check it out. I had one of my older frat brothers that was like within the last three or four years. Married, two kids. The oldest is 15. He found out he had a 25 year old daughter in Jamaica.

[B]

Like 25 years.

[A]

It was before he met his wife. Like, it's not like he was stepped out on his marriage or anything. How old is he, Travis? Late 40s.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah, late 40s, maybe. Yeah. And like, had to deal with that too. I mean, his wife wasn't like, yo, what the. Because it was before they even met, but now, like, they have a whole extra part of their family. Like, that has to be a strange situation. That's tough 25 years old, like, hey, dad. Like, whoa.

[B]

Nah, man, 25 don't come up to me, to my. Hey, dad. I'm not your dad.

[A]

I'm not your dad.

[B]

25 years old and I'm just me and you. I'm not your dad. I mean, me and your moms may have hooked up, but I ain't your dad though.

[C]

Like, but you're my. You're my. You might not be my father, but you, you my daddy.

[B]

Daddy. Like, no, no, the I'm not.

[A]

That's up there with the dope hair, straight thing he wants to do.

[B]

You know, that's actually worse. 25 year calling me daddy.

[C]

No, she wouldn't call you daddy. But you're.

[B]

That's what you just said. You're my daddy.

[C]

You're. You are her daddy. Like, you're not her father. You didn't raise her, but you her daddy. You her mother, baby daddy, and you're her daddy.

[B]

Yeah, luckily for me, I don't have anything to worry about when it comes to that.

[C]

You don't know that.

[B]

I ain't got no kids out here.

[C]

You don't know.

[A]

That's still your responsibility though.

[B]

Like, what do you mean?

[C]

Back child support, man, if a 25.

[B]

Year old woke up to you tomorrow, yo, you my daddy. I'm like, listen, man, check this out. I will fight you. You 25, we can square up. Like, that's legal. I'll fight a 25 year old. A 25 year old dude walk up to me, told me, yo, I think you my daddy. Hey, yo, fam, check this out. I'm not even in the mood for all this right now. Like, we could get it shaking out here.

[A]

Like, this is the plot to elf.

[B]

Yeah, like, what are we talking to daddy? 25, get your grown ass, go to work. Nigga, fuck you talking about? You're a dad.

[A]

Okay, but why aren't you a dad?

[B]

Yeah, like, dude, go take your ass to work.

[C]

Okay, so if he was sit there and say, you're my dad. I feel like you don't think that you owe like at 25, all right?

[B]

What he doing in life? Where he at?

[C]

See, you can't do that, cuz. He would have been there if you would have. He would have been better if you would have been there for him.

[B]

I don't know. I'm a deadbeat. I don't know about him.

[A]

His mother, you know that.

[B]

His mother is whack for not telling me that. That ain't me. I don't know that. Yeah, I'M a deadbeat. I don't even know. It's a beat out there. I'm going be a deadbeat. I didn't know I had a beat walking around. What the. Yeah, I didn't know that. That ain't on me.

[A]

Maybe she didn't know that.

[B]

Yeah, that's a real thing. That's a real thing.

[A]

Maybe 23andMe helped a lot of women. Like, ah, it was him.

[C]

I thought it was.

[A]

I was, I was on a hot.

[B]

Streak that week, but girls asked me that a lot. Like, you sure you don't got no kids? I'm like, what does that even mean? How are you sure if you don't have. Yes.

[A]

If you're not in touch with every single woman that you've slept with, they're. That's a chance.

[B]

I mean, yes, it's a chance, but I, I think that if any woman I've ever slept with and she actually had a kid and thought it was mine, she would have told me that. Yeah, she wouldn't go 25 years to be like, hey, so remember back in 2011? Like, yeah, you know what I'm saying?

[A]

Be like, wait, you got money? And yeah, she wouldn't keep it.

[C]

Oh, I'm about to say, let me see the. I think might be my baby daddy on a clip going viral. You bugged the out.

[B]

What type of clip is it, though? Just because it's going viral, you're gonna be like, yo, you might be my baby.

[A]

She saw, she saw the Drake clips and the Trump clips and said, nah, never mind. He don't need a father.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

I'm not gonna reach out to him.

[B]

Good. Stay there.

[C]

That original vulture interview, that's $7 million. I'm like, word. Yeah, Call your pops.

[B]

I ain't got the phone. My phone number changed. Change my number on all your hoes.

[A]

I don't have service ever.

[B]

Yeah, I'm grandfathered in crazy.

[C]

But I feel like, would you. Okay, so if that did happen to you, all right, suddenly you have a 25 year old, you find out, you take the DNA test like it's real. How do you move forward from that? Do you try to build a relationship?

[B]

And, and it's a, it's a son. Like I have a son.

[C]

It doesn't matter.

[B]

Wait, it does matter because how do I.

[A]

If it was a daughter, it's kind.

[B]

Of like, what am I gonna do with a 25 year old daughter at right now? Like, how do I, how do I love it? Like, how do I. 25. It's like, isn't she?

[A]

She probably engaged out of context. Paige is going to have a field day with this episode.

[B]

I'm just saying, I do. With a 25 year old woman that comes up and say, hey, you know my, you know, my mom hooked up years ago. I'm your daughter.

[C]

Once it's confirmed, I mean she's a human, you can get to know her.

[B]

I mean, what do I do? You take her to get something to eat. I don't know, 25, it's like more.

[A]

Going to take her to the zoo.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. What do you do with a grown ass. She's a grown ass woman. She's not a kid, she's not a child.

[C]

Okay, but you can still get to know her. Like get to the.

[B]

I mean. Yeah, but she 25. She probably want me to meet her at brunch with her home girls. I'm not doing that.

[A]

What type of the freaky. This is that daughter swap shit I was talking about. No.

[B]

Cause you know she might be like, yo, meet us at brunch, dad. Like we gonna. That's.

[C]

She's not gonna say meet us at brunch, dad. She's. I don't, I don't think.

[B]

Okay, so where, where do 25 year old girls go to hang out?

[C]

To meet. Not to hang out. You're meeting her. Have sit down, have dinner, have a cold where y'all can watch like TV together.

[A]

Like watch tv, introduce her to her whole family.

[C]

That's what do with their dads mall.

[B]

I'm not her dad. She's 25 years old.

[A]

So when you were 25, what did you do with your D. Like you were still their kid.

[C]

When you were getting to know your father more, after he got, after he got out of jail and he got off drugs, what did you do with your dad to get to know him more?

[B]

I stared at that smoke weed, ice grilled that nigga for like three hours. I was staring at him like punk motherfucker, like, you know, the Bronx is.

[A]

Like five minutes away.

[B]

No, I'm. But it's. I think it's different. That's why I said if it's a son, I think it's different. Like a daughter. Your daughter being 25, that's the first time you meet her. That, that. I think that's way more awkward than a father meeting his 25 year old son for the first time.

[C]

Are you afraid you're gonna catch or something? Like what?

[B]

No, no, no, it's not that. It's just, it's like, yo, she's a grown woman. It's kind of like she, you know, you know, women are different. Like, y'all have y'all. Once y'all reach a certain age, it's like y'all are who y'all are. With a son, it's like you can kind of, you know, talk to him differently, give him different advice. With a woman, it's like, your mom.

[A]

Did a great job. Try to give a woman advice, right?

[B]

No, but her mom. Look, you look great. Got a good job. Mom did a great job. Like, I don't. What do you. I mean, we could try to develop a relationship, but it's gonna be awkward.

[A]

It's your offspring. Like, that's your. That's part of you.

[C]

I don't. Yes, obviously it's going to be awkward, but eventually awkwardness goes away once you get to know her. Like, y'all might have things in common. Y'all might like.

[B]

Yeah, but like, what if I found her Instagram page and she a thought.

[A]

You should have been a fucking father.

[B]

I didn't know about this girl. Like, it's her mother.

[A]

You don't remember. This is the result.

[B]

Her mother kept her a secret. I did not know. That's not on me.

[C]

Okay, it's not on you, but if she's a thot, then you can understand why and you can still.

[B]

That's crazy. Yeah, how can I?

[A]

She's been trying to replace you in.

[B]

All that, so still it falls on me.

[C]

No, it's not that it falls on you, but you can just under you. Like, what if she a thought? Okay, well, you can understand why she is, but also, why does that matter? She's still a human being. Who's your child.

[B]

Yeah, but I don't know. If I meet my 25 year old daughter for the first time and we develop a relationship, like, yeah, no, I seen your page, your podcast. Like, follow me. I'm like, follow her on Instagram or whatever. And she got like an OnlyFans on her link.

[C]

Okay, well, you shouldn't be following her then.

[B]

I'm just saying, I just followed her ig. I see the link tree.

[A]

So you have to go to the only fans.

[B]

I'm like, my daughter might. She might be putting the album out. Let me click the link tree.

[A]

You were looking for her Amazon list.

[B]

No, I'm saying if it's a link tree in the bio. Okay, let me see what my daughter got going on. If I see the OnlyFans symbol, I don't know If I'm speaking to her anymore, Let me just be honest, okay?

[A]

What if your son is flooding the neighborhood with fentanyl? That's cool.

[B]

Who's a supplier?

[A]

We could play catch.

[B]

I might know somebody with their numbers.

[A]

You could take her to get morning tea because you missed all her tea parties. Like that could be a cool.

[C]

Yeah, I think that'd be dope.

[B]

Like, go get tea every morning. I would hope she's cool. Yes, I hope so. I'm saying in the event that she's not and she's a thotty and she's out here reckless, and it's like, then how do I navigate through that relationship?

[C]

Well, you try to build a relationship with her and show her her worth.

[B]

She probably watches Baddies.

[C]

Like, yeah, y'all can watch Baddies together.

[B]

We could definitely watch Baddies together. We could definitely watch. We could do that together. What if she's auditioning for Baddies?

[A]

You could be her manager.

[B]

No, thank you. You know what I'm saying? Like, you gotta.

[A]

You don't want 15%.

[B]

We talking about a 25 year old woman.

[C]

I think if you had a.

[B]

We ain't talking about a 16 year old.

[C]

She might be cool and I think you should get to know her, that's all.

[B]

Hopefully. But, you know, let's not put that on me. I don't have no kids out here in the world. Don't put none of these kids on me. I don't want no girls from my past popping up.

[A]

What if she's a pod fan?

[B]

If she's a fan of the pot.

[A]

Yeah, before she, like, found out that you were her father.

[B]

Oh, then I would have a. Join us for a patreon. It's content. Gotta use her. Get to work.

[C]

You would not do that.

[B]

There is a. Yeah, you would introduce my. Introduce my daughter to the world.

[C]

Well, Rory did it with a podcast.

[B]

Yeah, but that. He knew. He. That was like, he was there when she was born. It was different, though. I'm just meeting this 25 year old woman, like, with the rest of the world, like, hey, my daughter there's a.

[A]

Huge fan of our podcast that doesn't know he has a granddaughter. And I think it's hilarious.

[B]

A huge fan of our podcast that doesn't know he has a granddaughter and.

[A]

Her name is Amara.

[C]

Can you. What? What I do not right now.

[A]

Fine, fine. You're right. I shouldn't do that.

[B]

Thank you.

[C]

Thank you.

[A]

Before we get off this topic, though, has anyone seen, you know, one of the kids that was saying Jay Z Was their father.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

They were doing interviews and shit, and he was actually gaining a lot of sympathy, even from me. And, like, I'm a hov stand that thinks he can do no wrong. I even started to have a soft spot for him. And then all of us on the Internet turned on him when he did a photo shoot as every single one of Jay's album covers. And I was like, I see why Jamie. I see why Jay didn't.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I've seen The Internet take 180s before, but even like, the Jay Z haters that think he has some sex ring with Puff.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Or even like. All right, never mind, man.

[B]

Yeah, never mind. Like, this dude is completely side by.

[A]

Side of album covers.

[B]

Like, come on with this, man. Just stop the. But I get it, though. Everybody looking for a moment. They chasing a moment.

[A]

Do you have to, like, can you get court ordered DNA test?

[B]

It? It depends. You can. I believe you can. But it. It would have to be enough evidence to prove that there may be some validity to what you're actually saying is the case here. But you can't just go to court like, hey, I think that's my dad. They come to your house like, yo, some kid at the courthouse saying, you his father, you got to take it.

[A]

Yeah, no, I would do that just to meet Jay Z. You've been served papers.

[B]

You right. You would certainly show up an Irish kid.

[A]

It Post Malone, maybe.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, let's stay uptown. ASAP Rocky trial has begun.

[B]

Trial has begun. ASAP ASAP Rocky trial in California. He was charged with discharging a weapon, I believe. Right. And he. I think his friend. Well, former friend, ASAP rally just took the stand two days ago, testified against ASAP Rocky in court, gave a testimony of what happened right before the shooting, the words that him and Rocky exchanged. So now, you know, people are like, oh, his friend is a snitch. He took the stand. They caught Relly leaving the courtroom, and some reporters, I guess, you know, maybe paparazzi, tmz, whoever was saying, how do you feel like you're, you know, labeled a snitch now? And Relly's response was, if somebody shot at you, what would you do? You know what I mean? So it's gonna get interesting now. I don't know what this means for Rocky. I think the reason why he didn't take the plea deal was because he took the plea deal. I think it's. It's a civil case connected to it. So if he takes the plea deal, he's automatically guilty and would have to pay out the 30 million.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, even if.

[B]

So even if he take back everything I said the other day, I'm not taking that plea deal.

[A]

That even if he wins the case, you can still go do a civil lawsuit.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, but, like, O.J.

[A]

Won. But he lost that civil lawsuit with a.

[B]

But if you plead. If you take the plea.

[A]

Oh, yeah, you're. You're cooked.

[B]

Like, you got to. You got to pay the suit. So I think that's the reason why he chose not to take a plea deal and to take this to court. Obviously, his lawyers feel like they have a good chance of raising a reasonable doubt that it wasn't him. Video's kind of blurry. Can't really see Rocky discharging the weapon, all these things. I get it. They're saying the gun was a prop. I believe some things like that. Cool. But, yeah, Relly took the stand, testified. Gave us testimony of what happened that night, and we got to see what happens from here.

[A]

In A versus. Who are you taking asap, Relly or ysl? Woody on the stand.

[B]

Stand versus Nah, Woody is golden. Yeah, Woody got. No, Woody got 12 albums.

[A]

That was the. That might be the best catalog in history.

[B]

Yeah, Woody put out 12 albums, deluxes, all kind of. It was like, what is he talking.

[A]

He had even, like, the Goonies of goons that know all the rules were even questioning themselves. Like, oh, maybe he's not a snitch.

[B]

I mean, he did all of that. And Thug is still home, so we got to look at that. Like, he would have.

[C]

I think he helped a lot of people saying he. He threw the case. Like, he was.

[B]

Of course he did.

[A]

Y.

[B]

Definitely threw the case.

[A]

No, he. I mean, he went up there. Everything he said, he was like, nah, I'll be lying. Yeah, it's like, well, you gave a statement that Thug did this. Yeah, I know. I'm a liar.

[B]

He completely. He completely demolished that case. He was, you know, one of the probably only credible witnesses that they thought they had.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And he went up there and gave him 25 deluxe albums and remixed everything. So it was kind of like, all right, well, we don't know what the. Is going on anymore. Just let Thug home.

[A]

It's been so weird to see all these prosecutors, like, like, using rap crew names. Just hearing the court say, YSL or Ace. This is next to the stand asap. Relly like, all right, man, what's his real name?

[B]

Listen, I know Rihanna has a lot of money and a lot of power. I just don't know if Rocky comes out of this with no jail time.

[A]

Again, it back to what you were saying, like, where did that case go? Maybe the PR was so good that this entire time I was like, I ain't gonna throw that out. Like, first day.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I'm not trying to speak. Speak any negativity towards Rocky, but this does not look that great.

[B]

No.

[A]

Rocky might go to jail.

[B]

Yeah, I think. I think again, I think it's what they're being sued for, what he's being sued for, and maybe the probation, I think that they didn't, like, in the plea deal. Like, I don't think he wanted to do three years probation. I think that's what he was. He would have had to plead to. I don't think he wanted to do that. So I don't know. If he does no jail, I'll be very surprised if Rocky doesn't do any jail time. I hate to see anybody do jail time. This is obviously old friends. Whatever disagreements happened, it went too far. But, yeah, man, I mean, you can't. Can't break the law, especially in a state like California, and just get away with it, no matter who you are. So prayers to Rocky. Hopefully he gets through this and is.

[C]

Back with his family as my baby daddy. And I just had two little rugrats.

[A]

I thought they don't have three. They have two.

[C]

No, two. Two.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Take the plea deal, please. Yeah, I'm not raising these children.

[A]

And I got 30 million. We can get that down.

[B]

We could get that down.

[A]

Maybe he'll settle for five.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Rihanna shits $5 million.

[B]

Yeah. If Rihanna be like, listen, man, I.

[C]

Got 15 for you.

[B]

Take this 5 million cash uptown. Drop that shit off, man. Relly will never be heard from again. He'll take that 5 million and ride off into the sunset. Yeah.

[A]

And I mean, I saw a 50 saying, yo, he just wants some money. Yeah, if.

[B]

If you shoot me and your wife is a billionaire. You know what makes this.

[A]

I would Reply on. On 50's IG. Yeah, you're right.

[B]

Yeah. I want some cake, but I want some dough. That's a fact. I got shot. I want some money.

[A]

I wonder if. I don't know. Do we think that maybe Rocky tried to reach out? Because I'm sure there's mutuals still that are still cool with Relly and still cool with Rocky because of how big their crew is. Rocky maybe reaching out like, hey, I'll give you some bread if we can just settle this. Like, my bad was done. Is done. Here's money.

[B]

Well, I think it's past that now.

[A]

Oh, of course. I'm saying that maybe that could have been a better strategy, because it's not like.

[B]

But you got to be careful, because.

[A]

Testifying is why Rocky got arrested. There's camera footage.

[B]

Yeah. Video.

[A]

But, nah, if somebody ma. If you shoot at me and then Damaris hits me, like, after things have cooled down and is like, yo, he got arrested, and we'll give you 10 mil. Get on that stand and say Rocky didn't shoot. I didn't even see Rocky with a gun. I have no idea who shot me. We'll give you 10. I would do that in a RV.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

For 10 million.

[A]

I would do it for less than 10 million.

[B]

Hell, yeah.

[C]

Rory would do it for 500,000.

[A]

Yeah. Tax free. Yeah.

[B]

Hell, yeah. You thought YSL Woody had a deluxe.

[A]

Was dope done? It's done more. We keep potting.

[B]

Like, I'm like. I'm like, hey, Rocky shot me. I ain't say Rocky shot me. I go with a whole different. What? 10 million cash, man, Listen, I ain't. I don't even know. I'm like. I've never seen this gentleman a day in my life, man. I don't know who this is. Who? Just a bunch of dudes with brown skin with br.

[A]

As soon as possible. Rocky. I don't even know who this guy.

[B]

Yeah, I don't know who this guy is, man. Let me get out of here, though. But we have to see. See what happens, man. But, you know, it doesn't look good, but hopefully, you know, Rihanna pull some strings, and, you know, he got some great lawyers.

[A]

So do you guys mind if I spew some rumors that have no validity whatsoever? Nothing to back it. Just gossip. Straight up gossip.

[B]

All right. Are you about to be a Chatty Patty, or is this just, like.

[A]

This is a theory I saw on Twitter. So.

[B]

Okay, okay.

[A]

I didn't see. Elon didn't put a community note under this. So.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Who's to say? Okay, there was someone that claimed it wasn't, like, a fake patron, but someone that claimed that they grew up with Relly and the whole ASAP crew. And when they were doing that baby bump reveal in Harlem, Relly came and wasn't, like, flirting with Rihanna, per se, but was. Was making her, you know, laugh a little. Laugh a little too hard, like Rocky. Maybe it felt. Felt some rhythm.

[B]

Why do people feel like that's flirting when. When the funny dude has your girl laughing like, that's not. He's not flirting because that's you.

[A]

And. And you don't know what it's like on the other side when you're making all of our girls.

[B]

But that. But I'm not flirting, though. That's just me just having conversation and just.

[A]

I will stop being so much of yourself around my girlfriend.

[B]

I'm sorry.

[A]

No. Dim your light.

[C]

Dim your life. Funny as.

[B]

Dim your light.

[A]

Don't be your full potential around her.

[C]

Yo, showing you somebody else girl your full potential, that's crazy.

[B]

As. But I'm just saying, just through conversation, like.

[A]

Like, nah, that's. That could also be a version of cheating. If my girl shows you her full potential, she's cheating.

[B]

That's crazy.

[C]

If I show you my full potential, it's definitely cheating.

[A]

Wow, you nasty.

[C]

I'm just saying. But, but, but that's the definition of she. It's the actual act personality wise, showing the full potential of personality. What am I supposed to.

[A]

What I'm supposed to do? Well, apparently there. Yeah, there was some flirting back and forth and.

[B]

Oh, wait, you said back and forth.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

She was pregnant, though. Baby bump.

[A]

Yeah, but, you know, emotions like, nah.

[B]

Man, we're not doing that.

[A]

I'm not saying we're not doing it. It's a Twitter rumor.

[B]

Okay, yeah, yeah.

[A]

That is what, like, got Rocky mad. Cause, like, I guess Relly's jokes were working. Like, Rihanna was in her. Like, I thought we were shooting my maternity in front of Dino barbecue. And now Relli has her laughing with the high pitch, like, he's not even. He's never even been that far.

[B]

Showing her pictures in his phone, all kind of shit. You know, whenever your girl on the side with your man, you like, yo, look at this. This is y'all. It's like, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, fan, fan, fan.

[A]

Riley was over there like, yo, what's your gram?

[B]

Follow me right now.

[A]

He asked for a number.

[B]

Respectful. Let me get the gram. Let me get your ig.

[C]

Yo, Rihanna look like. Can't make her laugh. Rihanna looks like she laughs out there. Draws like she can.

[A]

Oh, she's definitely for sure. But, yeah, I guess Rocky felt away and then it festered a little bit. And the next time he saw Relly, because that happened in la, right? Right.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I guess that was the next time he saw Relly and confronted him about it. Like, which, again, this sounds like the stupidest rumor, but this person claims to be in the crew.

[B]

Get the out of here.

[C]

I'm not asap.

[A]

To me, that's more of a snitch than Relly, like, why are you telling us that?

[B]

Yeah, that ain't. I don't put. No, no, that's.

[A]

I don't either.

[B]

I think that's. That's.

[A]

But you have to think what would get Rocky to do that? It has to be a crazy foul situation, allegedly, that he. Yeah, of course. No, Free Rocky. He didn't do that shit. I saw the video. That was asap.

[B]

Whatever.

[A]

What would get him there for asap, Rocky in a Los Angeles public street to fire at his man's.

[B]

It could be a lot of things. I think it could have been a thing where they always had some tension for a while and it just finally came to a head. But actually, what started it, it could be anything from, you know, dating back to, you know, when they were kids in Harlem to, you know, when. When the whole ASAP thing took off. He may feel like he's, you know, really may feel like he's owed some money from something. A little jealousy, ego. There could be a bunch of things, man, when you talking about old friends like that, like it's a bunch of things that you gotta take into account. It's not the first time we've seen.

[A]

I think there's plenty of people on earth. A lot of shootings, I'm sure, are just based off shitty ego and emotions. But asap, Rocky. Yeah, we're talking about in a public street in Los Angeles to fire a gun at his man's. You. I'm not saying it would have to be something Rihanna related, but I'm thinking. I think me and ASAP are very similar in the way that we're not, like, street guy. I don't view him as that. So to push us there, it's gotta be something family related, kid related, wife related. Like, it. That doesn't just come off like, yo, I'm still holding resentment from when we was 15 and you did some fuck shit.

[B]

Well, according to Relly, he said he told him, if you got a gun, use it. Like, so people don't realize it's a real thing. That if, you know, me and a guy get into an argument, he pulls a gun, and I don't seem fazed by it. He's almost in a position where he has to use that gun because now I'm not even scared. You thought I was gonna, like, you pull a gun, I'm gonna run. Yeah, I guess. Use it. Shoot it now. If you don't. And I'm sitting there laughing at you. Now you really look like a clown. And so, I mean, I think that, again, I don't think that it was intended for Relly to get hit. But again, whenever you fire a gun, once that bullet leaves the, you know, the chamber, that's it. You have no control over it. But I think that it was another one of those things where it was meant to just let a shot off scare somebody, because I believe he got grazed in his hand. I don't know if the bullet actually went straight through his hand. I think he got grazed by a bullet.

[A]

But they were even saying with this that they stopped really being cool like that once Rocky blew up. So I don't even understand where that Rihanna baby reveal shoot could even make sense. But I don't know. I. I don't pretend to know the ASAP Rally history like that. So, I mean, well, we gonna see.

[B]

I don't know if this trial goes on much longer. I think they close to probably wrapping this up in the next couple weeks.

[A]

Rocky. Rocky. Being on trial before Bari was not on my bingo card.

[B]

Yeah. Nah. Yeah, this is this. I'm not gonna lie.

[A]

What the fuck is going on?

[B]

And like I told you, you know, you was there, and I brought it up a few weeks ago, I was like, yo, what's going on with the case? We haven't heard nothing. And now here we are, cases at trial, and rally took the stand.

[A]

So, yeah, before we get off jail topics, I did have a question for you, Maul. How do you feel that Casanova says Tory Lanez is his inspiration while he's behind bars?

[B]

Well, they're both musicians, they're both artists, recording artists. So is he saying he's his inspiration, by the way, that Tory has been able to make music and release music from behind bars? Is that what he means by inspiration?

[A]

Well, yes. Casanova said that Tory is his inspiration because Torey is still fighting, still saying that he's innocent no matter what. To that I say Casanova, then everyone in jail should be your inspiration.

[B]

No, you got some dudes in jail that they give it up. They let me know I did that. You know what I'm saying? I'm gonna sit down and do my time. But, I mean, I understand if Casanova is saying he admires the way Torey is, you know, standing on his innocence and continuing to fight for his innocence and, you know, and prove his innocence, then yes. I mean, there's nothing wrong with that. Shout out to, you know, Casanova and.

[A]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[B]

Hopefully, you know, both of those gentlemen are doing fine and, you know, getting through their time the best they can. And. And, you know, hopefully they'll be home one day again with their families.

[A]

Yeah. And also shouts to surf as well. Are cast still in the same.

[B]

I'm not sure.

[A]

Okay. I know they. At one point they were in Essex together.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But. Yeah, man. Free Casanova.

[B]

Free.

[A]

Free surf. But yeah, I mean, would you. Who do you think asap, Rocky's inspiration is going to be?

[B]

Don't do that. Because we don't. Yeah, we don't know if Rocky is going to jail.

[A]

That was bad. That was gross.

[B]

We don't know if he's going to jail. Don't do that.

[A]

I apologize. I don't want to see that.

[B]

So good.

[A]

I just. I want really to get paid and ASAP to be free. It's easy. We can find a compromise in this country. Pay me. Just talk and I'll lie on the stand.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

For anyone out there that needs a cooperating witness that will tell the story that you want to be told, I'm your guy.

[B]

Yeah, I feel you.

[A]

Especially when Peach can Photoshop me into any security footage you need. I will be the eyewitness and say whatever you need me to say. Say.

[C]

What's your prices, though?

[A]

It's different tiers. Okay.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Depending on the charge. Like we got to charge a little different.

[A]

Maul. The big game is almost here and it is now or never.

[B]

Can't wait.

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[B]

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[B]

Baby D, have you ever. I thought about this last night, saw an interesting conversation about women and when they decide to, you know, do a soft launch of their new boyfriend on social media.

[A]

Soft launch is crazy.

[B]

Yeah, you know what? You know the soft launch, baby. Y'all give little hints, little, you know, little tidbits of I might be dating somebody, might be seeing. But you don't want to give the full reveal as of yet because it's a couple more training sessions you gotta put him through to see if he qualifies.

[A]

What are some of the early soft launch strategies? I noticed before they even start talking about the boyfriend, they start judging other women quietly like, oh, Yahoo is going out again tonight. Like, damn, I know that's the way you've lived. Yeah, when she was just doing that. But now it's a little different. She's getting into that.

[B]

Yeah, it's a date. So, Baby D, I gotta ask you, have you ever soft launched?

[C]

Oh, I soft launch all the time.

[B]

But I never see. But see, okay, so I'm glad you say you do, because I've never seen the full reveal. See, it's like, so when is. If you're gonna soft launch us, when do we get the grand opening? When do we get the.

[C]

So my thing, when I was younger and I was. What I used to do was post every man I was ever around because then nobody could figure out who my was. Like, every male human being I came into contact with, I would just post. So then everybody was like, oh, Damaris always posting some random nigga like this the post postal worker, this the milkman. You never know which one is actually my man. It was a great strategy, but now I don't do that anymore.

[A]

I hope you posted the pizza guy after he said you were Janet Jackson.

[C]

No, I didn't.

[A]

He deserved that.

[C]

At least he wasn't his best day. But. So I've. I've soft launched. I've done like the watch at the dinner, pick the hand. You know, the hand on the wine glass. I'm Peter.

[B]

You in the long hallway. And with a good caption, I've done the. My Tom heels all. You know, y'all love the Tom.

[C]

That's a good one. I haven't used that one yet. I'll use that one. I've done the leg over. Like, the leg over his leg. The shoes next to each other.

[B]

You've done that? Nah, see, I ain't see all of that.

[A]

You gotta go on her finsta.

[B]

Oh, you got a finster?

[A]

That's where it's at.

[B]

Oh, wait a minute, Baby D, you got a finster? Oh, nah, nah, nah. See, I feel like I got invited to the party, but y'all just left.

[C]

You wonder why people don't like white people. You talk too fucking much.

[B]

You gotta.

[A]

I'm a snitch. I said that.

[B]

Yeah, he charges.

[A]

Your honor, she has a fin. You got a pointed the fina at my stomach, Baby D. Why?

[B]

I'm not following the Fensta. Don't do that.

[A]

Wait, did you kick me off your fin? I haven't seen a post in a really long time. And that means no soft launches. She must be talking about us on there.

[C]

I haven't been so. This is my thing, though. What I used to do is, like, soft. Like I used to soft relaunch. Like, I used to soft relaunch my exes Rory know I. I've been soft launching the same for like five years. Yeah, like they be like, I told them, girl, I'm always back with you know who.

[B]

Like, it's soft launching the same dude.

[A]

She is the hit maker of the lunch. You're going to know that sample.

[B]

Yeah, but Baby D, when does the full reveal happen though?

[C]

Not. I've posted. I've posted my ex, George. I've posted George before.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

On my story post. Okay, but this. A lot of that.

[A]

But then made sure no one could see that story post except for him.

[C]

No, that's. I've done that before, but I didn't do that before.

[B]

And Baby D's I posted George as. Wow. Like she'll be at a museum and take a picture of everybody in front of her. Georgia be there. It's like, yo. But we didn't know that was home.

[A]

Where's Waldo?

[B]

That's a full reveal.

[C]

It was a. It was like a picture of us hugging and kissing. But this was before I got on camera for this podcast. So once I got on camera for.

[B]

This podcast, life changed.

[C]

Yeah. I was not subjecting other people to the criticism. You seen the shit they said about me. They called. They said I look like Monique daughter off the Parkers. I'm not putting.

[B]

Get him, Baby D. He laughed. I didn't laugh, Baby D.

[A]

We were all laughing.

[B]

No, no, no, I didn't laugh.

[A]

You laughed.

[C]

That was funny to you, huh? That was funny.

[A]

I don't remember what you said. I hope George called you phony after that. Like, Dan, you blew up and now. Now you don't even know me.

[C]

He did. My relationship's over. But the point was, I didn't want to subject him to that type of stuff. So I stopped hard launching people after that. So I don't know if I'll ever post a man to my full. We have to be engaged. Like, I gotta have already locked that nigga in down. He trapped before I.

[B]

A girl soft launched me and I didn't even know I was launched. I just saw her story and was like, yo, like, wait a minute. You gotta put me in on it.

[A]

1099.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I was like, I didn't know he was working.

[B]

Yeah. Wait, wait, what's going on here? Like, I'm just in the back of all this shit. Like, yo, what happened?

[C]

Damn, you had clothes on.

[B]

Yeah, no, we was like out and we was chilling, hanging out, but I was just like, yo, whoa. I didn't know that this was a.

[C]

You know how many followers she Had.

[B]

I mean, she got a decent amount of followers. But I mean, nobody knew it was me though. But it was just like, I saw.

[A]

This piece or what?

[B]

No, I was just like in the back chilling, but it was like you couldn't see my face, but you could see me standing. I'm like, yo, stop. I didn't know I was part of the rollout. Like, what happened real quick, you know what I mean? But then she told me, it was like, oh, no, you know, just. Just being funny. Don't use me to get back at your ex. I'm gonna just say that. I mean, I mean, nah, nah, nah.

[C]

If I'm giving you pussy, why it matter? Like, mind your fucking business.

[A]

It don't matter if I just want.

[B]

Some of you pussy.

[A]

Why don't you use me? I don't care.

[B]

See? Nah, y'all tripping. Don't put me in your videos on your page so that your ex could see that you happy and moved on. And I don't know what's going on. I don't know your ex. This could be batshit crazy. Wanna kill me and everybody around me. Don't use me for your role.

[C]

Well, post. Okay, so posting who you are, that's different. But I could use yellow arm. Like he don't know who arm that is your arm not that recognizable.

[B]

Know my arms where they know your arms. I'm the only that do this with their arms.

[A]

Yo, that'd be the nasty. What is she posting Having a seizure?

[C]

I had an ex who. This was a while ago. I had an ex who he got hard, launched the. The chick after me. Side chick. She was. She was the side chick. And then he started dating her after me.

[B]

Wait, wait. So what she decide? Because if the end up with the side, that means she was the main.

[C]

He ended up with the side because I left him. He didn't leave me.

[B]

Oh, okay. Yeah, so.

[C]

So she hard launched him. Like she posted him and I seen it and I called him. They were them was still at dinner. I called him. I said you was short of you at dinner. He like, yeah, how you know? I said she just posted you. He was like, yo, take that the down. Why the would you post that? I'm gonna call you right back.

[A]

And I'm. And I'm the snitch.

[B]

So you threw the. You threw the.

[A]

You did that to be petty. You didn't do it for his well being.

[C]

You still trying to baby did throw.

[B]

A grenade in the elevator and the door closed.

[C]

You still trying to get back with me.

[A]

But break up with him and then break up his other relationship.

[C]

You're an asshole because you're trying to get back with me, but you're out at dinner with the girl. You were cheating on me because you don't want. It doesn't make any sense.

[B]

What you mean you broke up with.

[A]

Yeah, you dumped him, but you trying.

[C]

To get back with me, but you still the. That you. Nah, nah.

[B]

Yeah, that's called game.

[C]

Hang it up. And I ain't even want that no more. But hang it up.

[A]

That's putting yourself.

[B]

Nah, baby, you can't do that. That's whack. Don't. If you don't want him, why would you mess up his current thing?

[C]

Because. Why you can't. No. You dipped your toe in my pond, and now I'm a pissing it. I don't know what the you think. What, you thought this was.

[B]

All right, you left him, right?

[C]

That's fine. That's fine. But you ain't gonna be happy with that.

[B]

No, that is crazy.

[A]

That's insane.

[B]

You. I left you, but you ain't gonna be happy with her. That's like when Ike told Tina, if you die, I kill you. That's the most prolific line in movie history. I felt it. If you die, I kill you. I said, this nigga's pimping.

[C]

Get him off.

[B]

If you die, I kill you. In the ambulance, he told it.

[A]

I felt him. Not the other stuff, but yeah.

[B]

Oh, my God. Ah, man. All right, I'm sorry.

[A]

You don't have any tattoos, so. Tattoos can always fuck you over.

[B]

Yeah, I ain't got no tats.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

That was my biggest thing with a hand tat. Like, when I would go out, I would wear long sleeves, like, just so.

[B]

You can't even be happy.

[A]

A girl couldn't do what?

[B]

You can't even be comfortable when you creep.

[A]

Gloves on.

[B]

O.J.

[A]

Had her. That's what I was about to say. Yeah. Then I started showing up to summer dates with mittens on.

[B]

But you got to use the one with the fingertips out. Like, just use those gloves. Yeah.

[A]

It's August. I'm holding a glass of wine with furry gloves on.

[B]

Fashion. I put sparkles on and call it fashion.

[C]

This restaurant's freezing you up, though, because, like, you're like, the cool, nice dressed white guy who only dates black. Like, if a. Automatically, if I know I'm dating a redheaded white man, if I see some pale fingers in a picture with another, like, automatically, I'm. Now I got a look.

[B]

Yeah, it's only eight gingers in New York.

[A]

I'll comment under my own post. Like, damn, Sha. Sean's at it again. Sean said, that's Sean going crazy out there. Sean keep him.

[B]

Yeah, he keep one with him. Sean keep one with him. Don't. He said, that ain't me.

[A]

Yo, the worst. The worst reveal that ever happened to me was I went to a festival and she had posted like, Walking and just the Shadows. And I got a text like, how. So how was the festival? I was like, how you knew I was at a festival? Yeah, send me the ig story of my shadow. She was right. But I was like, your shadow? You. That's not me.

[B]

She sent you a picture of your shadow and said, this is you.

[A]

It was a video of us walking and it was like both our shadows. That was the video. And this.

[B]

The girl recorded it. The girl you was with recorded you. Y'all shadows. You didn't know?

[A]

No, I didn't know.

[B]

And then another girl, you know, saw the video.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And said, that's you. Yeah. Nah.

[A]

And what's up is she did set it up. Like, I was like, how did you know? Because I was thinking it was an innocent text. I also wasn't doing anything wrong, but she was just creeping. She said, how's the festival? And I was like, how'd you know it was at a festival? She's like, oh, no, no. Just want to know how it was. And I was like, how do you know? Are you here? Like, where you at? Thinking, like, maybe she saw me at the festival and then sent me that.

[B]

That is crazy. If a girl recognizes your shadow.

[C]

I know my shadow. You bugged the. Out.

[A]

You bug out.

[B]

Yo, baby, do you say what?

[C]

I could catch that, but it could be. It could be 4:00 in the morning in a dark alley. I'm gonna see that black ass nigga you bugged out.

[A]

And what's. What's up? And is I wanted to call the crazy, but she was right.

[B]

Yo, yo, Baby D said she know that shadow bugged out. That is crazy. Baby D, let me see your phone. I want to see your what? Not your. Not your phone. I want to see your alarm. What time are your alarm set on your phone? Let me see your alarm grid on your phone.

[C]

Why?

[B]

Cuz it. It says a lot about a woman. If you have a odd number as the time you want to wake up. You're a psychopath. Like, your alarm shouldn't be set to 9:37am why you gotta get up at 9:37?

[C]

Well, the one. I have a sunrise alarm at my house. Because if it's my phone, I'm gonna snooze it and I'll never get here. It's set for 6:50am okay, that's a.

[B]

That's. That's a. That's a. That's an even number. Yeah, but I'm talking about like, like an odd number.

[C]

No, I don't. That don't. That. I don't like odd numbers.

[A]

But you haven't set it for like 6:45. And then it just keeps scrolling to 647.

[B]

So you just leave it right there.

[A]

It.

[B]

I'll get up then. Whatever. That's how Roy be like, oh, it. I guess I'm getting up at 6:32.

[A]

The universe wants two more minutes to sleep. I'm not going to stop. Who am I?

[B]

That is crazy. Like, women have the weirdest time set in their phone. Like, it's insane. Like 70. Why do you have 70 different alarms?

[C]

How many do you have? I am actually very curious. How many alarms do you have?

[A]

I might have all seem like the type that would set an alarm for noon. Yeah, like, why are you taking.

[B]

No, no, no. But we might have. No, we might have a call. Call. We might have a call.

[A]

I get that. But I'm saying for, like, to wake up. I've seen people that do that. Like, they'll set their alarm for 11:30am I'm like, nah.

[B]

5:36, 26, 37, 35. 7:45. 8.

[A]

Doing at 5:38.

[B]

15, 8. I may have had a flight. Get a flight, you know, different. 8:45. My thing is, it's all even numbers, though. 8:45, 9. O5, 9:30. There ain't no 633. Like, why do women have those type of. Like, it's crazy the amount of times that y'all have setting your phone to get up.

[C]

Well, I'm sure I have some of those in there just for shit. Like, if. I don't know, just shit happens sometimes. I still have a birth control alarm in my phone. I ain't been on birth control in seven years.

[B]

But keep that. That's important. Keep that alarm. So, you know, keep that there.

[C]

I'm not on birth control, Mom.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Oh, my bad.

[A]

For, like, nostalgia.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep you on your toes, baby.

[C]

I don't go through and delete my alarms from past shit. Like, I got alarms set for my old, old job. I ain't worked that job in four years. But I'm just not going it through and deleting them.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Remember a girl told me she Amazon. She Amazon ordered her Plan B. I said, jeff Bezos is out here cornering the fucking market. They sending the Plan B through Amazon.

[A]

That's crazy.

[B]

You know how crazy that is?

[C]

No, it's. You should stack up with them. Well, not you. You should stack up and, like, just order them and keep them in the crib. Plan B's like, extra toothbrushes.

[A]

Keeping the plan B's not, like, good for a woman to pop Plan B. Like Skittles.

[C]

No, you shouldn't pop them like Skittles, but just in case. Well, you're not. You're involved now.

[A]

No, Kia's birth control alarm stayed. It's when Amara wakes up. Yeah, she didn't have to change it.

[B]

That's the real birth control right there. We will never do this again, but for single people.

[A]

And I want to see the brand of that fucking birth control.

[C]

Single men, you should keep, like, five or six, however much. I don't know how much you fucking, but you should keep them in your house.

[B]

Baby D, you be setting us up. If you went to a nigga crib and used his bathroom and you needed to look for the toilet tissue, and you opened the sink, underneath the drawers, underneath the sink tank, and it was plan B stacked with. Wrapped in rubber bands.

[A]

You leaving out the package?

[B]

Yeah, yeah. No, it's Monday. They in the pill thing. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.

[A]

And then you see your name on Saturday. He got all the names.

[C]

Yo.

[B]

Yo, you know how stick that is. And then.

[A]

And then your pill missing.

[B]

Somebody took yours.

[C]

Took my pillow.

[B]

Yo, that is fucking crazy. Bezos is crazy, man.

[A]

Damaris, you know, if you went into a guy's, like, medicine cabinet and saw that, you would run. That's a. That's a serial killer.

[B]

Plan B's on the standby.

[C]

Or he. Him and his ex girlfriend could have just been being, like, responsible. I would have to hear his explanation. If you a good enough liar, if the lie is good enough and the dick is good enough, I'll take the Plan B a show.

[B]

Ah, See, there you go right there. See if the dick good enough, y'all just get plum dumps.

[A]

Meanwhile, your ovaries are screaming.

[B]

Yeah, they both got in a microwave, like, you know, like, in the air fryer, and they're torching your every single.

[A]

Egg is just like, again.

[B]

Yeah. Like, yo, what the.

[A]

What the. Pull out.

[B]

Yeah. That is crazy.

[A]

Every Saturday.

[B]

Oh, man.

[A]

Usually I like to defend my gender, but the way we, like, judge women, if we Went to the crib and she has like a whole drawer full of condoms. It's like, God damn, that's like you walk around with condoms on you. That's crazy. I think, I hate.

[C]

I think that's stupid.

[A]

Way higher to judge a man that has just like a pandemic style stash of Plan B pills just in his career.

[C]

If, but this is my thing, though. If it. If they're cheaper that way, if it's cheaper to buy them that way, then do that. Like if you. If they don't.

[A]

So they don't sell Plan B at Costco.

[C]

No, but like if. If Jeff Bezos give you like the subscribe and save, like on Amazon. Like, if you subscribe, he sends you one every month and it's cheaper.

[B]

You can subscribe on Amazon for Plan B's, I guess.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like this Bezos is. He's the alien you talking about Elon, you gotta look into Bezos.

[A]

You know how the girls have the Amazon list in their bios now? What if you went to her Amazon? She's like, you know what? Let me, let me, Let me send her a little something just to show her I appreciate her. And you see at the bottom, the bulk Plan B Amazon list.

[B]

Yeah, I'm cool. That ain't for me. Me. That box ain't for me.

[A]

That's for everybody.

[B]

Yeah, that's exactly. That's for everybody.

[C]

But, yeah, I wouldn't. I don't know. I wouldn't. I. Men get. I don't want a man that don't get.

[B]

So see, I like that you don't want a man that don't get. I like that. But then be mad when he got new at the table. And then you call and say, yo, you with that new. And then you hang up and see.

[A]

Have you ever spent a weekend with. With a young lady that you were sleeping with, with staying the whole weekend? Let's say you flew to her city and that first Friday night missed those gets. Gets a little. Gets a little crazy, a little scary. You guys got caught up in the moment. Saturday morning you're like, just in case, let's go to Walgreens and go get one. Have you ever. When you got back in the car and she wanted to open the package, you said, wait, we do have 72 hours.

[B]

Yeah. Hell yeah.

[A]

Don't take that. I'm not in you for the next 48 hours.

[B]

Yeah, you take that when I leave.

[A]

No, that's not how it works.

[C]

The more you wait, the less it loses. Like, there's the we're redline it.

[A]

We're going to get right there.

[B]

Yeah, we're going to get right there. We're going to teeter the line a little bit.

[A]

Hour 68.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Okay. Ain't that how. Yeah.

[A]

Tampa was crazy.

[C]

Yeah. Happy birthday. Happy birthday.

[B]

Tampa was crazy.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

It is a mar's birthday.

[B]

Happy birthday.

[C]

Yeah. Don't listen to Rory, man.

[A]

Hey, one day Amar's gonna listen back to these pods like what happened in Tampa.

[B]

Exactly. One Night in Tampa. That's gonna be the name of the album. The third album, One Night in Tampa.

[C]

That gonna be a blues album.

[B]

That's gonna actually gonna hit though. No. The Dream announced it. First album in 10 years.

[A]

Yes. I'm super excited.

[B]

I think it's coming out the same day as yours, Rory. So you.

[A]

We're gonna push back. Doesn't feel right. I don't like the mix.

[B]

I am happy though, that the Dream.

[A]

I think I go head to head with Dream.

[B]

I mean, you know. You know how I feel about that. I think it's always best to have your album come out when another big artist comes out.

[A]

I'm honestly, I'm only really avoiding. Cole would be probably the one I would avoid. Just cause of the timeline.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like anyone else.

[B]

Whatever.

[A]

It is what it is like.

[B]

I am excited though. Cause the Dream, obviously, Rory, one of our favorite artists. I don't know if he got back in with Tricky. This album that's still like. I'm still waiting for him and Tricky Stewart to start working again. Hopefully their relationship is better than it was. I don't know. I'm just. They could be the best of friends again. I don't know. But I do want to hear him and Tricky one day work again. But I am happy that the Dream announced that his album is done. He posted, he said, this is not a test. The album is done, or something to that nature on Instagram. And I was like, okay, cool. Finally get some new dreams. So excited about that.

[A]

All these kids about to find out who their father is.

[B]

Listen, man, the Dream is, you know, he's one of those artists that when he decides to step out and, you know, put some music out out, you. You realize, like, okay, yeah, he's. He's heading. He's head above everybody else when it comes to writing and. And producing R and B music. He is the guy.

[A]

Do we think Dream and this is. This is off the cuff, so. So don't kill me if this take is completely wrong. I haven't thought much about it. Do we think Dream was that switch where R and B didn't have to be so much about your vocals, like your vocal ability.

[B]

More about what you were saying.

[A]

More about what you were saying. And even the style in which Dream said it where it was more singing rappy like sentences. You could really understand everything he was saying, words he wasn't just singing. Was Dream the first person with that switch, R B did I feel drastically changed when Dream went solo.

[B]

He definitely is one of the best, if not the best, to do it. Whereas vocally he's not. You know, we're not gonna draft him on our greatest male vocalist.

[A]

And he's not a bad vocalist either. But he's.

[B]

But he's not. You know, when you see it, think R and B. He's not an R and B vocalist, but.

[A]

Cause even T Pain could sing really.

[B]

Well, even though he uses the auto tune. But yeah, no, Dream is. I think it's more so just the music with the Dream that's so like, that really is. You know, people love listening to. It's not. He's not gonna sing you. You know, and have you like, damn, like he can really sing. But it's like the music, the lyrics, the production, I think that's what set Dreams apart. It's just his pen. And again, the music behind it is what people fall in love with when you. The dream.

[A]

Well, I mean, I'm glad. 10 years. It's just been writing for everybody else.

[B]

I'm excited, man.

[A]

I wonder what he kept for himself. That's what I'm.

[B]

You know, he always keep the ball. He got a few bombs tucked away.

[A]

I want to hear the. The Country Dream record that didn't make a Cal Carter.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I want to hear his renaissance.

[B]

I don't. I don't think he announced the date yet.

[A]

Did he announce the date?

[B]

Just first. I know he did post Triple Check that. I know he did post that. It is done, though. So the Dream and I'm.

[A]

It was on Twitter. Right.

[B]

I'm still trying to make it through sex tape four. I'm like. I don't like 80. Done. She got like 57 records on.

[A]

Who's that long?

[B]

Yes. Insane.

[A]

Yeah, I'm on his Twitter now. It doesn't say an actual date.

[B]

Just.

[A]

Just said that it's done. So I'm definitely excited for that.

[B]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Love Cult. Do we. Do we think that's the name of the album?

[B]

Album Love Coat.

[A]

Well, the tweet is Album Done. This particular one kind of wrote itself. Can't wait to start shooting These videos and pressing these vinyls ASAP. Been 10 years since I released a commercial album. I wasn't inspired to do so, but I now am. Incoming. I promise. This is not a drill. Hashtag love cult.

[B]

I'm not mad at that as a title. Love Coat. That sounds about the dreams. Yeah. Love versus Money. What was his first album? It was a Love versus Hate.

[A]

Yeah. I always get confused with which came first.

[B]

I think it was Love versus Money that came first.

[A]

It's odd. I mean, he's saying he's can't wait to start shooting the videos. Like the history Dreaming I have. I'm shocked. He didn't. He didn't reach out. Maybe he's getting the mixes done. He's gonna hit me, me and Aristotle.

[B]

Later when it's all done, when it's ready to shoot.

[A]

First of all, the Long Gone video that we did is five Car. That was one of my favorite videos. Love Hate. Love Hate.

[B]

Had to get that right. Love Hate is the first album. Classic album. Love versus Money. Or Love Money. Whichever. Whichever one is called. I don't know. Love Hate.

[A]

Love Me. This is like me trying to.

[B]

No, no. Love Hate.

[A]

This is me at a spelling beat.

[B]

No, Love Hate.

[A]

Yeah. Dyslexia sucks, doesn't it?

[B]

No, Love.

[A]

Love, Love.

[B]

Love Hate. Love versus Money. And then Love King.

[A]

Love King. Yes.

[B]

And then Terrius Nash, of course. 1977. Classic it.

[A]

I. That is my favorite Dream album.

[B]

Terry's Nash.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, I know. Hey is really the. The one that people go for. And even I've heard love versus money more than 1977. But that's. That's my favorite one. I'm not mad and biased because again, we, you know, did the Long Gone video, but before that, that was my favorite dream. I love that album. That album is criminally underrated.

[B]

Yeah, I'm looking forward to this project. Dream is one of my. One of my favorite artists.

[A]

I feel like for what he's done specifically in the last 10 years, there's a lot of verse. Verse swaps. I know Dream don't be getting his feet all the time when he writes for Beyonce. Yeah, it's verse swap time, everybody.

[B]

So you think he got a joint with Beyonce on the album?

[A]

I think she owes him that.

[B]

I don't know. I think that Beyonce is one of those artists that even somebody like the Dream is just like, that's, you know, whatever B wants. I'm all hands on deck whenever she calls. Like, I don't think he looks at it like, yo, but you Got to give me a verse.

[A]

I don't think he does that either.

[B]

Yeah, it ain't that.

[A]

Have a great relationship, great working relationship, but I just feel like for what Dream has done for so many artists and that whole verse swap mentality that a lot of people do when they fees aren't involved.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Dream is old. And not. Not to say I want like a. A full of features. Dream album. Dream by himself is great.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But, yeah, I think. I think B owes him one.

[C]

You might get some background vocals.

[B]

That's.

[A]

But I love. I love when Beyonce does that. Like when she did that on Blonde, I. It was just as good as a.

[B]

Feature to me for Frank too. Like, it was just as good as a feature.

[A]

What's so funny is they did. They did, like, melody swaps. Cause Frank did what's on the Beyonce album where Frank's like. That's just Frank in the back doing that shit.

[C]

Yeah, I know what you. It's. It's on. I know what song you're talking about, but I can't think of it right now.

[A]

Yeah, we thought we were getting Superpower. Superpower. Incredible song. We thought we were getting a Frank and Beyonce song. Just waiting for that Frank verse to come in. He was just like, yo, all right.

[B]

No, no, no. That's all you got.

[A]

Being the metronome.

[B]

Yeah, that's. That's all you get. That's it.

[A]

And then Blonde came in and we heard those Beyonce melodies. I was like, oh, she about to kill the second verse. Nah.

[B]

Well, we got your. Your boy, Kanye. I was getting scared because Kanye's been quiet for a very long time.

[A]

Something's afoot.

[B]

Yeah. Whenever Kanye is. Is quiet and he's not, you know, on the top of everybody's, you know, topics and list and. And talking points, a new pandemic is on there. You get. You get nervous. But he does have an interview that's dropping this weekend.

[A]

Yeah. February 2nd, Sunday. And it appeared. The trailer was a little weird, but it appeared that Justin Leboy is also doing this one.

[B]

What is the. Do they have, like, is he. Is Kanye, like, invested in Justin? Invested in his.

[A]

No, seriously, I'm glad you went that way because I thought you were about to maul that entire one. I thought she was going to go a whole different route.

[B]

I'm gonna say they were gay lovers.

[A]

Yes. I'm happy for your growth.

[B]

No, I don't.

[A]

Cuz even I've thought sometimes, like, yo, why they always hanging out, man?

[B]

No, I think that obviously, I think that Justin is Well, he does all.

[A]

The social media stuff for Don at one point. I don't know what Kanye is doing with his company at the moment, but he did hire Justin the Boy to do his socials at one point. Yeah, I have. I don't want to sound like a hater, but I'm going to repeat what I said. That Justin the Boy interview was the worst interview in podcast history.

[B]

Yeah, that was pretty bad.

[A]

I just. Not even to say that I could do it. But it takes a different monster to interview Kanye West. And I'm not saying keep the conversation to a structure, but at least tame it a bit so there's a direction of where we're going with this instead of just long. Big Boy did a phenomenal job with it.

[B]

Yeah, but.

[A]

And Kanye still got his crazy shit off. But Big Boy, I mean, one of the best ever.

[B]

But yeah, that's what I'm saying. Big Boy is a vet when it comes to, to radio interview things like that. I think with Justin, obviously they have a closer personal relationship.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So I think it's one of the things like yo, it, let's set up right here, turn the cameras on. Let's do a quick conversation interview and put it out. But I didn't. That interview was. I didn't really like that one, but. And I'm not, I'm looking forward to this one though.

[A]

I'm not even looking for like the crazy, crazy pushback on everything, but like challenge one thing.

[B]

Yeah, you gotta challenge something with Kanye.

[A]

Or at least ask a follow up question. Explain that.

[B]

But then you might get exiled from the interview. Interview. He might tell you to get up and leave your own. What did you just ask me?

[A]

Get up and get up on the, on the sign.

[B]

Yeah. No, get up and get out. Don't ask me.

[A]

Charlamagne did a pretty good job of it when they did the interview in Kanye's crib. He. He kept some structure there. Sway did too. Even through you got some of the greatest. Kanye. When somebody is challenging him or trying to have a real conversation, that's the.

[B]

That'S the interview we need. We need another part to that. Sway and Kanye. Yeah, it's time for that one. They need to give us that interview.

[A]

Sway so ill now.

[B]

Everything that happened over the years that went from that last one. Yeah, we need a new one.

[A]

Sway is so ill that he got the self admitted, most arrogant, egotistical rapper on earth to say I was wrong. Yeah, Sway doesn't have the answers. I apologize after screaming you, but I mean, I'm gonna tune in. I'm talking like I'm not gonna.

[B]

No, we gotta watch it. Kanye's been quiet. He's, you know, we gotta hear what he. What he got on his mind, what he, what he working on. We know the, the bully project is coming.

[A]

They snippets. I saw there was a future snippet as well.

[B]

He's.

[A]

He's out there.

[B]

You got a dipset chain now. He was with Jim the other day. Got a dipset chain, dipset belt, you know, I mean, listen, man, it might have some new dipset Kanye produced shit coming.

[A]

I'm here for it. What do we think? What's our predictions for the last Kanye interview? The crazy shit with him dissing J. Cole. He went less anti Semitic, more hip hop on the last one. What are we doing? We going back to. Can you guess what? Dr.

[B]

It was February 2nd this Sunday. I'm going to go ahead and guess and say that he's going to dis Kendrick Lamar, who has the biggest stage the following weekend at Super Bowl.

[A]

Okay, that's a great prediction.

[C]

I'm rolling.

[A]

That's a very Kanye esque thing. This person is about to have a huge moment. Let me put myself into it. And on.

[B]

I got to put myself right into that moment, right on that stage with him.

[A]

By the way, it was a Jewish doctor. Yeah, I didn't want us to get off because you started a new point.

[B]

Yeah, I got you.

[A]

Maybe you were still guessing. I didn't know.

[B]

No, no, no, I got you. I got you.

[A]

I'm not gonna say what.

[B]

Dr. Yeah, I got you.

[A]

I. That was. I don't know how to follow that up. I think. Does he go anti Trump? Because now the country clearly swung towards Trump. Like, he clearly won. And it's not as taboo to hate Donald Trump. Kanye always goes against. Is. Is he now on some fuck Trump?

[C]

I don't think Kanye brings Trump up at all. I think they might bring him up to Kanye and I think Kanye is going to swerve past it. Oh, wait, Justin boy.

[A]

All Justin boy. All Justin boy is going to do is look around, go, oh, that's crazy, man.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I don't think. I don't think.

[A]

What is he looking at?

[B]

Don't do that.

[C]

I don't think at all. I don't think it'll be brought up at all.

[B]

Trump. I think. I don't think it'll be brought up, but I don't think it's going to go away where he's going to disrespect Trump, I think he's. He's going to probably say, I tried to tell you that years ago, and y'all called me crazy. And this, that, and the third, and I wore the hat, and y'all killed me for it. I think he'll do that. I don't think he'll shit on Trump. I do think that he will take. I don't know what shot he takes at Kendrick, but trust and believe he's going to say something about Kendrick. That's going to transfer over to that stage next February 9th.

[A]

And I think you'll get more pro Drake stuff than you would expect.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Just because of how Kanye's brain works. I can see that for sure.

[C]

I think we get a North single. Announcement. Announcement.

[A]

Well, didn't they announce something with a FKA Twigs? Am I saying that correctly? I apologize. Wasn't there an announcement recently that they were going to put a record out?

[C]

We're looking that up.

[A]

I mean, north was great on Vulture.

[C]

Like, yeah, north is really leaning heavily into music.

[A]

So she was rapping. Oh, she.

[C]

She rapped in Japanese.

[A]

Who the is that, fka?

[B]

Oh, I thought they were trying to say. I thought they was trying to say, that's north now. I was like, yo, bro.

[A]

No, that's.

[B]

Bro. What we doing here? Like, I thought something happened.

[C]

Fear in your heart when you said, who the is that?

[B]

Yeah. Cause I'm like, yo, why they got the side? I was gonna say, what is happening right now? What is going on?

[A]

Wait, did you think it was north and, like, Calabasas has already let a child get surgery or.

[B]

No, I knew this was north on the left. A journalistic mistake, but I thought they was trying to. Thought this was a younger picture of north and then, like, an updated picture. I want to be like, yo, that's not even the same girl. Like, yeah, what is happening right now?

[A]

I don't know North. I've seen those videos. She has handles. She could play ball and she could rap. Yeah. She's posted videos of her, like, doing dribbling drills, and that's dope. So she could be leading for. We brought it up. Best basketball player, rapper combo.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Lianela may have some competition.

[B]

Is she like.

[A]

And she gets Kanye beats.

[B]

Is she playing ball, like, at school and stuff like that?

[A]

That. I. I don't. I don't keep up, like, that much.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

But there was viral videos I. Her playing ball and was like, oh, I. I wasn't familiar with your game. I apologize.

[B]

It's crazy to see all of these kids, like, Growing up. Like, yeah, literally, like seeing. Just watching them every time, you know, Kim posts her or Kanye post. It's just crazy to see these kids like literally growing up in front of you.

[A]

I think after Kanye posted his net worth, allegedly now is back over a billion dollars. He's gonna. On Adidas. We're not going to get away from that topic ever. They'll. They'll be. There'll be a 30 minute Adidas rant again, which.

[B]

I'm here for it. I love it. Why not? Let's do it.

[A]

As long as it comes with a new music, that's it. I'm absolutely here for it.

[B]

Don't just do all this and it don't disappear for a year and don't give us no music. Like, let's. Let's hear the music.

[A]

I'm curious to see who he collaborated with outside of like features. More so producer. Like, I hope Swizz is somehow involved. I like when Swizz and Kanye work together. I think some of the stuff I dislike, like about Swizz's production, Kanye brings in and brings the best out of Swizz.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And Kanye drums don't compare to Swiz drums. So they're the perfect marriage or child's drums. But I thought that went without.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry, I didn't.

[A]

Everyone's battling for. For two and three.

[B]

That's why I didn't mean to step on your line. I'm sorry, bro.

[A]

That's crazy. Hey, single out February 7th.

[B]

Yes. Do we have any voicemails?

[A]

Wait, speaking of Swiz, before we get to voicemails, I need the Internet to apologize for calling Alicia Keys a dyke all fucking week.

[C]

Why would they apologize? They've been doing that all. All for the past decade.

[A]

I know, but everyone kind of did their victory lap, their I told you so. Just cuz she wanted to, you know, party with some young mas on a flight.

[C]

She had a. She had a little durag on.

[A]

She. There's plenty of feminine women.

[C]

I agree. She's also from New York too. Yeah, but that. It's only lean. They're not just calling her that because of this one photo. It's more. Or this one video is because people have been leaning into that narrative for a while that Alicia Keys has like top energy.

[B]

Okay. Because y'all know where I can go with this? Are people surprised at this? Like, I think when we first got introduced to Alicia Keys, everybody thought she may have been.

[A]

But that. All right.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

When she first came out, when the Fallen video came Out. Yes, that was the consensus. But they took her. Her image to more feminine after that, and they started to go away with those rumors. But I don't know, man. Like, maybe that's just like her. That's her homegirls.

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

Their journey led them there.

[B]

I'm just. I don't. I think this is just like a new thing. Like, what this is to, like, this generation. This been a thing with Alicia Keys, though. People were actually surprised when she got married to Swizz, like, now that I think about it.

[C]

Damn. Still calling Swiss a. A beard.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Yeah. You know, she's saying that, but yeah, they were, though. That was a real thing. Like, we're not making that up. That was real.

[A]

Don't they have kids?

[B]

Yes, but that's what. That's why they call it a beer because it's like, oh, yeah, like, you do that, like, public facing, but you really behind the sheets, you know, You. You like women.

[A]

Somebody had tweeted something along the lines like, damn, she. She took. Whatever. What's Swizz's ex wife's name?

[C]

Mashonda.

[A]

Yeah. Took Mashonda's husband and didn't even want to him.

[C]

That's childish.

[B]

Like, yo, all right, so you've seen the joke. See, the jokes have always been there.

[C]

That's. Yeah, that's been there forever.

[B]

They've always been there. That's what I'm saying. This. So this is. This is just new. I mean, who of. I mean, you know, at this point, who. Who cares? It's not. It's not breaking news.

[A]

I just wanted people to apologize because I think they're a lovely married couple.

[B]

Happy, successful, talented, talented married couple.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. We can get into voicemails. Okay.

[B]

You've got mail. Hey, I. With the pod, but I got a question for y'all. Who is on y'all Mount Rushmore of baddies. That's before y'all time, meaning you was a toddler or before you was born. When they was in a prime for me, Vanity from the last Dragon and Prince protege, baddie number two. I would say sure. She was a baddie in the 70s. Just really found that out then. You can't get wrong with Pam Greer. And last, I'm gonna say Felicia Rashad. But if y'all got amount much more baddies, let me know. So you said a Mount Rushmore baddies while we were. When we were toddlers. Yeah, when we were young. Vanity is definitely one of mine. Purple Rain was one of my favorite movies growing up. So Vanity Rest in peace. He's definitely one of my. One of my Google Gagas. You just see him like, Google Gaga.

[A]

I thought he was gonna, like, go more video Vixen route. I didn't know. Like, when he said share, I was like, oh, it's a completely different conversation.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Off the top. Tedra Moses. Off the top of my head.

[B]

The singer? Really? Damn, you young.

[A]

She's like, 50.

[B]

Yeah, but you're young. If you was 34. Yeah, but if you were a toddler.

[A]

And she was like, I think.

[B]

No way.

[A]

When Teacher Moses was out.

[B]

That's crazy. That's crazy. Tedra Moses.

[A]

Is she not a baddie?

[B]

No, no, Teacher Moses.

[A]

All right, so then what would be my age? So it'd have to be from, what, 1990 to 1993.

[C]

Teacher Moses was born in 76. So she is indeed out of your time zone.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, Time zone. She lives in New York.

[A]

It's on Eastern. Yeah. Teacher Mo's would be number one for me.

[B]

Yeah. Vanity. I like Pam Greer. That was. That was a. She was definitely a baddie. Brooke Shields. Ooh, Brook Shields.

[C]

Some White Smoke.

[B]

Yeah. Brook Shields was. I understood Mike Jackson when he had. I understood Mike. I got it. I totally understand all the girls that.

[A]

Were in the librarian girl video.

[B]

All of them. Whatever. They named every single one. Wherever they are in life today, hopefully they're doing great grandmothers.

[A]

Whatever. You inspired me.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, this probably isn't really my age range of, like, the 90, 93, but I've always said my first crush ever was Chili from tlc.

[B]

One of mine's, too. One of my early crushes.

[A]

But I was still young. I was like.

[B]

Yeah, I was young.

[A]

Six, seven. What about you, Durant? Sean Connery.

[B]

Sean Connery.

[C]

But see, all mine still fine, though. That's the thing about black men. All mine's still fine.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

More Shesson.

[A]

They're not yours, though.

[C]

Still fine. Morris Chestnut, still fine. Method man, still fine. Lorenz Tate, still fine. Will Smith is still fine. Denzel. Denzel is still fine. Like Leonardo DiCaprio still fine.

[A]

Bragging like, this is your body list or something.

[C]

But I'm saying they still like, they. I can't even say, like, back in my day. Cause they was fine when I was in the womb, and they was fine when I'm in the tomb. Like, they just fine.

[B]

I see. Derrick didn't stand a chance. Oh, man.

[C]

Yo, but yeah, those. Those would be mine.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

If you're single and they're single, in this hypothetical scenario, you still all them. Like what? Choo choo.

[B]

Yo, choo choo is crazy.

[C]

Choo choo is wild.

[B]

Baby D, I saw one of those comments that you was putting me on to that girls we leaving on Tick Tock. Some of them are trickled over to, like, Instagram now. And I saw, like, the laying down with the, like, the cheek spread. I was just like, you did? Wait, so Baby D was saying how on TikTok the girls be leaving, like, a lot of, like, reckless ass comments when they see somebody they think is attractive?

[A]

Okay, yeah, yeah.

[B]

They were like, raw. Next question. Like that. So some of that has started to trickle over to Instagram. So I saw my first one the other day, and I didn't figure out what it was at first. I was like, what the fuck is this? And then I just started laughing. I'm like, oh, yeah, Baby D told me about. It's like they use the semicolon or whatever it is. Look like you spreading butt cheeks apart. I'm just like, yeah, who has time? Who has the time?

[A]

The first time I really saw it. Remember when Odell, Trey Songz and all them went to Miami when. When they were in the playoffs.

[B]

He was on the boat.

[A]

Yo. When they posted that boat photo, the amount of women, not only were they horny, they were creative. They started posting photos of, like, Thomas the Train, Polar Express, all train movies. Remember when Denzel had to stop the locomotive?

[B]

Money tr. Money Train with Woody?

[A]

All the comments were just train references. I was like, well, one, women are hilarious. Two, y'all are some hoes.

[B]

It was a picture, like, a hilarious hoe man.

[C]

I think it was a picture of Method man and Derek Jeter. And I had, like, retweeted it and said, please stand clear of the closing doors.

[B]

You said that, right? That's what you said.

[A]

And you don't see the entendre. New York, like, they're both.

[B]

No, I got it, I got it. You don't see the other entendre, though, that she talks?

[A]

Oh, no. She's talking about both of them fucking her at the same time. I fully understood that. I was trying to go to, like, the layered.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, I got you. You. Okay, that.

[C]

So women. That's the thing. Like, I like women's thirst because we really are creative and funny. Men just be like, it's like your dick hard, like, in the comments. Like, it's just uncomfortable. Like, you know, it's just like, why are y'all so, like, women are horny, but it's like, we do it in a funny way. Like, men just be.

[B]

Cause you know, they mean we ain't got much. After we know, the blood start rushing. It's just like, all right, this is a lot. I can't think. This is what I got. Like, what you want me to do?

[A]

Somebody asked me, being hard and, like, scrolling through Twitter. That's wild.

[C]

I mean, that's the place.

[B]

Now. Junior Smith got the all time greatest DM ever. When he said, you trying to get the pipe, that was crazy. That was a crazy rebuttal.

[A]

It was like the beginning of the conversation. Josh, pull that up. J.R. smith, DM. It was her saying, like, she sent, like a cute emoji. And he was like, okay. Said, I'm going to the game tonight. He's like, that's cool. Cool. And she was like, okay, yeah, dope. He says, she sends an emoji. Oh, really? He said, oh, really. What, you trying to get the pipe?

[B]

Yeah, look at her.

[A]

She said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

I like. I like that type of girl. Yeah, I am. I'm absolutely am trying to get the pipe.

[A]

Somebody's a menace in New York.

[C]

Go ahead.

[B]

You remember the Ray Allen tweet? Ray Allen. I remember Ray Allen had a moment, but I can't remember exactly what it was. All right, so Ray Allen. Yeah, I forgot about this. This Ray Allen thing piece. So he tried to send a dm and he actually tweeted this out. He says, I'm getting there. When you masturbate, think about my tongue on your clit. And switching back and forth from my dick to my tongue. This is like the fact that I'm getting there.

[A]

And then typing.

[B]

Yeah, I'm getting there. I'm almost there. I'm almost there. I'm getting there. But when you masturbate, think about my tongue. Tongue, he said. Or your clit. Yeah, he didn't even say on your clit. He said, think about my tongue. Or your multitasking. He's one of the greatest shooters of all time. This is an amazing shot right here.

[C]

He got handled for sure.

[B]

Yeah, no, no, for sure. He got game. He definitely got game.

[A]

This. This DM tweet does make his Twitter handle a little bit more up, though. Sugar Ray 20. Like, that was fine before we saw this now. Now, why your name Sugar Ray?

[B]

You see why? Why he giving out sugar in the.

[C]

DMs horniness with their phone. Somebody commented on our. Because, you know, on our Patreon, now we have the video, same day, no ads. Somebody commented and said, damaris, does it wink? And it's just. What about Watching this podcast.

[B]

Does it wink? Did somebody asked you that?

[C]

Yes, somebody said, does it wink? And then what made it worse? Somebody followed up and said, yeah, you could tell it do by the way she move around in peach.

[B]

Yeah, you could tell it do that.

[A]

Would you just burn her?

[B]

Yeah, you could tell it do by the way she move around. Like.

[C]

By the way I move around in my seat. Like, I guess cuz I'm always like fidgeting. You can tell that it went.

[A]

You got to be a different level of horny to have those types of observations. Like to come to that conclusion. The horny levels are said with such confidence.

[B]

Oh, my God. A girl sent me a video of her making it wink, though.

[A]

Best videos.

[B]

Classic.

[A]

Let me see. No, no invisible ink either.

[B]

Just straight to the phone, straight to it.

[A]

I don't care where you're at.

[C]

Did you wink back?

[B]

See, this is what Baby D. See, this is what she see. See, this is what she be trying to piss me off.

[C]

No, I didn't.

[A]

You ain't even. You didn't say.

[C]

No, I didn't mean your. I meant like, did you like take a video winking? Like. I didn't mean like.

[B]

That would have been funny, but no, I didn't, I didn't.

[C]

Baby D. See, I got game. I got riz. What did you say back to that?

[B]

I don't even know what I said. I might have just hearted it.

[C]

I would. I would crash out. I set the phone up upside down, squatted over it and. And flexed my. And you just there and liked it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You got to say something at least like, yo, I'm gonna get you some eye drops, something. You have to say something.

[C]

Damn, you don't get No, I should.

[B]

Like, yo, you need to drink more water. Looks a little dry down there.

[C]

You got dingleberry?

[B]

Yeah, well, no, Baby D. Sorry. You know good and goddamn well ain't no girl sending me her with dingleberries on it.

[A]

Also sending an video and not like double checking it.

[B]

It's fine.

[A]

Out the gate. You just hit saying without even reviewing.

[B]

Your footage, see it before you send it to me. I didn't have to see that. Like, you could have deleted that video, man.

[A]

Oh, that was funny. Does everyone have video vixens from. They're young, like let's say junior high going into high school time.

[B]

Yeah, but it was different because video vixens in my time, you didn't really know their names. Like, video vixens wasn't looked at. It was like, oh, that's the girl from the what's the name Video. But you didn't know her name.

[A]

I mean, what. I guess Superhead was.

[C]

We all know Superhead. We all knew Mel. Who else?

[B]

Vita.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah. That was video.

[B]

Gloria. Yeah.

[A]

Gloria Velez.

[B]

Gloria Velez.

[A]

Who. Who was the girl? That was the lead girl in Soul Plane.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[A]

When she was in the Lloyd Banks Karma video.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

That's when I found out I was gay.

[B]

Katie. Katie Aubert. She was in Friday after next, right?

[C]

No. Yes, yes, yes.

[B]

Katie.

[A]

Yeah. She was in Money Mike's store.

[B]

She was. She was neighbors with my boy. With Trevor Reason growing up.

[A]

Oh, really?

[B]

Yeah, it was neighbors in, man, listen.

[C]

That lady, that girl.

[A]

And then after the Karma video, when she got like acting roles, I was like, what a. What a. What a threat. She can do everything. She.

[B]

She got.

[A]

She has it all.

[C]

I don't remember anything about the plot of Soul playing other than her lips. That's the only thing I remember about Soul playing.

[A]

Can you name some black stereotypes? That was script.

[C]

See, only white people think like that, though. She has beautiful, juicy lips.

[A]

They put a basketball court in the airport.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I was the only one thinking it.

[B]

Oh, I'm thinking that they still should make that come true. Like, we need that.

[A]

Oh, no. Soul Plane. I. I'd pay top dollar.

[C]

Yo, Mo'Nique is like thinking about that movie Mo'Nique as the TSA agent, bruh. That's a classic movie.

[B]

Classic.

[C]

Show me that ass n. Classic. Classic.

[A]

And that. That was around the time where any jokes about anyone from the Middle east were actually welcomed.

[B]

It was. It was totally fine. It was a different time.

[A]

Different Middle Eastern gentlemen just sat down and they said, you're not doing Osama. Oh, this could only happen in 2004.

[B]

That. Yeah, let's get to the shits. Yeah, we got another voicemail. No, we good.

[C]

Nah, we good. That's it. We do have some other things to talk about.

[A]

Yeah, we got sports stuff. I feel like out the gate, though, we have to start with, is it sports or is it the greatest marketers of all time? Jake Paul versus Logan Paul.

[B]

Jake Paul versus Logan Paul. The brothers fight for, I guess, sibling supremacy. March 27, HBO. Now, I'm gonna be honest. I didn't think that they would ever fight. I think we spoke about it the last fight. I don't think we ever said. Thought that they would fight each other.

[A]

I don't want to say I need flowers, per se, but I did say when things were going to dry up for them, which I Thought was going to be a very long time they would eventually do this. I didn't see it coming this early.

[B]

Yeah, I didn't. I didn't.

[A]

There's like 75 celebrities. They still have to fight before they fight each other.

[B]

It's a bunch of fights that I can't.

[C]

Def Jam Vendetta.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Jake or Logan could have fought probably three more guys a piece before they actually fought each other. I didn't think they would actually fight each other, though. This is, this is. But again, I'm going into it knowing that this is entertainment.

[A]

And I mean, this year, I don't.

[B]

Think they're going to go in there and really fight each other and beat each other up.

[A]

What's funny is I was. I was excited for the other fights with, with both of them and give them full credit for their marketing ability. Knew that there was probably some shit behind the scenes that was staged a bit, but I didn't really care. This one is going to 1000% be staged, right?

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

Is this even. Of course I'm going to watch, but is this one even worth it?

[B]

Yeah, I don't, I don't. I don't know. I, I just don't see them really going in there and really trying to hurt each other and, and, and, and beat each other up. I don't see it. I think this is just. And they haven't even announced this is a real fight yet. They just posted a flyer that said HBO Max. I didn't think they could be. They could play Connect four in the ring. We don't know what the.

[A]

They just got a podcast deal.

[B]

Yeah, we don't know what the. They about to do. So I, I just don't if it's an actual fight. I'm not putting much into it because I don't. I don't see these two coming halfway near trying to hurt each other.

[A]

So how do you decide? Script.

[C]

So this is the thing, right? I know it might be hard for you because you don't have siblings. Ma. You have a sibling and you have multiple siblings. So, you know. Yeah, it's going to be scripted, but a few of them hits, they going to meet them.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

This be the one actual true fight. Like we might see a boxing match.

[B]

I mean, I don't, I don't know, man. I. None of my brothers. You. I mean, we've had disagreements and all kind of, but we. I've never wanted to fight, like, physically hurt any one of my brothers, so that's what I'm Saying hell no.

[C]

Well, okay. So did you grow up in a house with any of your brothers?

[B]

No, we all grew up in several houses.

[C]

Okay. So I think that that might be the reason why. Because growing up in the reason, it's the same reason why you want to fight a roommate. Like it's you're in the way, you know what I'm saying? So it's a different level because my, for example, my older siblings that I didn't grow up with, I would have never fought through them. But the little I grew up with, we went at it 24 7.

[A]

All my friends were brothers. That's all they did when we were. Yeah, it's fight beat the living out of each other.

[B]

Yeah, that's weird, man.

[C]

Yeah. You never fought your sister? Well, you couldn't cuz she's a girl.

[B]

Yeah, no, we fought but I ain't clos handed. Like yo start bouncing on my toes in front of her like it was popping.

[C]

But that's only cuz she's a girl. Yeah, I know there's sometimes there's some that she done done that if she was a boy.

[B]

My sister, she swung on me before. Yeah, my sister used to scratch the out of me.

[A]

So he admits it. I still have scratches.

[B]

Yeah, I still have scratches on my arms from my sister like when we was kids and she scratched the out of me. Yeah, like it was all of that. But I never squared up and tried to like get into my, my 52 square with her. Like I never did that.

[A]

You didn't show the footwork?

[B]

Yeah, no, I never got into that.

[C]

Like I said, that's only cuz she was a girl. If she was a boy and she would have swung on you like it's. I don't know, fighting siblings. But even then it's not type of.

[B]

Anger, it's wrestling, it's tussling, it's choking each other up like you know, grabbing his shirts and all of that closed fist like trying to connect to your brother's nose and his chin. That's crazy.

[C]

Siblings I've tried. I've tried like because I feel like, I don't know, maybe it's just me. Siblings and parents get you a different type of. It's an irrational anger. Like the anger makes no sense. Like so with them there's been times I've gotten out to fights in the street and I knew to like pull back. Well my sibling, our parents gonna have to pull us off each other cuz we will actually try to kill each other.

[B]

Growing up with my Sister. I remember one time I. I was feeling my sister myself. I think I might have like, maxed out at like 25 straight push ups or something for the first time. And I was feeling like the man walking through the crib. And my sister got in trouble. My mom started beating my sister. And something just said, nah, you got to take this ass woman for your sister. Like, you can't sit here and watch this go down. And I jumped up. I was like, nah, nah. I was like, hit me, hit me. I'm a man. Hit me. My mom's turned and looked at me and started hitting me with that belt. And my sister walked in the room. I'm like, nigga, help me. I took the shit for you. And now you walk into the.

[A]

Tag me back in.

[B]

I'm like, yo, where you going? Like, my mom started beating this. I told my mom I'm a man. Hit me. I might have been like 10.

[C]

I'm a man.

[B]

I'm a man. My mom looked at me and said, okay. Oh, yeah.

[C]

She probably started smiling.

[B]

Take this man ass over here. You gonna take this with her?

[C]

I definitely jumped in for my sister getting an ass whooping.

[B]

Yeah, I take what's up.

[C]

We were disrespectful. We were like, what's up? Like, you can't beat both of us type to. My mother, never my father.

[B]

My mom's caught me in the shower one time. She was.

[A]

You must have done some if she got so mad. Terrible the shower.

[B]

I was terrible. I walked in, moms like, she was qu Think? Yeah, okay. You doing? You know, I'm getting the shower, man. Listen, got in the shower. You know when that door opened and that wind hit that curtain. Oh, and that shower curtain moved. Yeah, I thought, I ain't know what was up, fam. My mom might have pulled the rings off the shower rod.

[A]

I turned the river.

[B]

She had this belt. She started beating my. You know what it is to get hit with a belt on wet skin.

[A]

It'd be even funny if she purchased a waterproof belt for it as well.

[B]

Fam. My mom used to beat my. I needed it, though. I was terrible growing up.

[A]

I mean, at least if you ever do go to jail, you'll know how to fight in the shower. You have experience.

[B]

Yeah, but it's not the same.

[C]

Yo, the way your toes is gripping the motherfucking, trying not to slip like that.

[B]

Shit bad. Trying to hide behind a wash rag. You know what it is? You try to put the wash rag right here on your shoulder so it don't Sting, fam. Listen, that. That wasn't helping at all.

[A]

Did you finish the shower once? The last shit?

[B]

Once I washed the blood off my back and watched it go down the drain. I was like, okay, like, I'm good.

[A]

Now, I know you would never want to harm any of your brothers, but have you ever had the thought of which one you could take in a fight?

[B]

Yeah, I'm the baby. So all my brothers are, like, bigger than me, and, you know. But now I might be able to get one of their old asses. Yeah, now I might be able to get my lick. I might be able to get mine off.

[C]

Which one, cuz? Biggs was just in the studio the other day. He looked like he's still in shape.

[B]

Yeah, Biggs let me. I will never forget.

[A]

We're going to start the. You're going to be the undercard for the Jake Paul.

[B]

Listen, man, if y'all. First of all, Biggs does all his meetings, like, via zoom and tank tops.

[C]

Now he does. Oh, my God, he does.

[B]

Now, you not understand, like this. He's on a whole another level right now. This is in better shape than Logan Paul right now. He looks. You remember? I don't, baby. D's kind of young, but if you ever remember Rocky 4, when Drago took his robot when he got in the ring, that's what Biggs look like.

[A]

Biggs on zoom.

[B]

Yo, I'm like, yo, what the fuck are you doing, dog? Like, why do you look like that? Like, no, he's on a whole another level.

[C]

And if you notice, Biggs never put. Had his camera on.

[A]

That's what I was about to say. Have you noticed that Biggs never had.

[C]

His camera on before now?

[A]

It would just say Biggs every time. Now all of a sudden, I'm seeing palm trees, triceps, quiet.

[C]

And he will be quiet. Biggs wouldn't talk. Like, he will unmute to say something. Our last call, Biggs had a tank top on. It was nice lighting. He making jokes, and I'm like, that's.

[B]

Because he used to. He was in the gym most of the time before he done. Yeah. Now that he done, he gonna let y'all see the results.

[A]

Trying to intimidate Spotify.

[B]

Yeah. Nah, Big's big. He definitely going hard in the gym, though. I told him the other day, like, yo, that's some mot for sure. He looks great.

[A]

Hop. I. I still. You'd have trouble. Hot, man. He's. Even though he'd be in the studio, I feel like he does burpees like in between sessions.

[B]

Hobby used to play ball. Hop is. He's. Don't let it fool you this. He's sitting down at that board all day. Hop is athletic. He quick on his feet, for sure. He might around and catch you with one of them sneaky ones, your whole start leaking like. He's definitely one of those.

[C]

For sure.

[A]

I'm scared of anyone that rode around on a bike with a seat, strong.

[B]

Legs, got to have a strong leg, strong forearms to control that thing. Yeah. Poverty. Poverty, man. You know what I'm saying?

[C]

Poverty.

[B]

Poverty. Make you strong. Nothing like being broken strong. Yeah.

[A]

Red lights. Must have been a nightmare. All right, before we leave, I guess we'll talk about this. Only because Maul is a Lakers fan. I don't care that Bronnie got 15 minutes and they got blown out.

[B]

I mean, it's good to see Bronnie get. He's has been. Let's give him some credit. Bronnie has been playing very well in the G League. He's put up some. Some. Some. Some really nice numbers down in the G League. He probably got his most minutes as a Laker. I think the other night against Philly, it was a blowout. So he played 15 minutes. He didn't. He was scoreless. But, you know, we gotta understand, man, it's tough for Bronnie, man, that mic, that Mike, that microscope that he's under, you know, the name on the back of that jersey is, you know, what it means to the NBA, what it means to a generation of players. It's a big role to step in and try to live up to what your dad has laid down. And then now you're on the team with your dad. And everybody knows that you're probably only on the team because of your dad. So when you get on the court, players are gonna come at you differently. They're gonna come at you harder. The game is gonna seem a lot faster. I think Bronny just needs time, man. We gotta give him time to really get acclimated to the speed of NBA game. You know, the physicality of it, the size of the players, the talent of the players. Because it's different from high school and college, high school and college. You playing with guys that will never play basketball again in their life. NBA is always the best players in the world. Even if you feel like they're a bum, they're the 13th guy on the bench. Doesn't matter. He's one of the best basketball players in the world. So I just give Bronny some time man, we gotta give him some time.

[A]

But should it be a non story until that time happens and he starts develop? I don't think it's not gonna be story should be. Bronny gets minutes, scores in blowout loss. Like, I don't think that should be news.

[B]

It wouldn't be news if he wasn't on the team with his dad and if he didn't have the same name as his dad.

[A]

Of course. I get it. But still to your point, we should give him time.

[B]

Yeah, give him time, man.

[A]

We'll talk about it then.

[B]

Yeah. And I love Bronny's approach. You know, he went through a major health scare a couple years ago.

[A]

True.

[B]

You know, he's just, you know, he says, I'm just happy to be, you know, have this opportunity just to play, just to breathe, breathe. Just to walk. Like, you know, you got to look at it like that and just understand that he's still a young kid chasing his dream and trying to pave his own way. It just so happens that his dad is one of the greatest basketball players ever.

[A]

I fully understand why it's a story. I'm not. I'm stupid, but I'm not that stupid. I get why it's a story. I'm saying it shouldn't be. Yeah, like I'm not gonna land this point. It's an awful comparison. It was like when that gay offensive tackle got drafted like in the sixth round. And then I don't even think think he made camp. I think he got cut like that week. And that was the only story around the NFL draft. Yeah, I think like RG3 was in that draft and we were talking about a six round offensive tackle.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Like, what do we know? Can we talk about the actual game? What's going on right now?

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

But you know that, that goes with anything though. That goes with him.

[A]

He got a camera. I don't even think that the ninth pick got a camera with their family when they got drafted.

[C]

People are people. Then we need to stop interacting with shit that we don't want to see. Because the click whatever is applicable is what people are going to report on. You know that.

[A]

And granted, I again, I'm not dumb. I get why it was a story and I agree. I think that's great that someone openly gay is being drafted into the NFL, but I don't think we should discuss it until second round is where the cutoff should be for me. I feel you. If you're getting drafted there, then you're just some gay guy. Yeah.

[B]

Doesn't matter.

[A]

Gay guy played college football, right? That's what it should be until he starts getting some. Then, to me, you are a hero in the gay community. You are leading the charge.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You just. Dumb guy.

[B]

Let's give Bronny James some grace. Let's continue, you know, watch a young man live out his dreams and chase his dreams, because it's still. It's inspirational. No matter if he scores or not. It's just inspirational to see a father, son in a professional, you know, organization and on the team playing a professional sport at a professional level. It's just inspirational. So regardless of Bronnie scores or not, I'm enjoying it. Anytime we get to witness history, we should appreciate it and stop worrying about, you know, stats. Stats and numbers and like that. I'm just happy that Bronnie is actually getting a chance to play basketball.

[A]

I agree. Before we get out of here, I just want to say congrats to Cardi B. For getting her butt crack pierced.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

But, you know, this was fun.

[C]

Good.

[A]

Always. Always good to talk to you guys.

[B]

Yes. We had a long day in the studio today. We shot another My Karma's Beautiful with. We'll name the guest at another time. We won't name it right now.

[A]

Well, we'll say it on Patreon, and then we'll.

[B]

Yeah, say it on Patreon. And shout out to our former employees who are still employees that still come by and work, even when we don't ask them to.

[A]

It was nice to have all. All of them here.

[B]

All of them. Yeah.

[A]

It was good.

[B]

Every last one of them. With that being said, talk to y'all soon. Have a great weekend. I'm. That. He's just Ginger. Peace.

[A]

No worry.